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https://kotaku.com/overwatch-healsluts-turn-playing-support-into-an-erotic-1786553002
>Zenyatta's arousing gasp when he's at low health
>kotaku in the OP
Hang yourself
I want to sleep with Captain Amari!
>Game lasted too long, shutting down
Wait, what. I can't just fucking use the practice range as long as I want? That's weird.
>>154768128
>still whining about kotaku
>>>/v/ is over there buddy
Genji is with you
Jack Morrison is pure!
>>154768128
I just copied whatever was in the previous thread famalam.
Didn't even notice the degeneracy.
Smugberry wife
>>154768261
...ly for abuse
AMERICA
>>154768152
Should have been born later so you could join Overwatch. She was the team bike.
>>154767993
Jamison Fawkes!Is that anon from the other day here? I'm curious, how's the fic coming?
>>154767993
Is D,Va X Lucio canon? I've seen a lot of it, more than any other pairing.
>>154768334
i feel like mccree would've been a better character if more of his weight came from his abilities rather than an over-the-top powerful LMB.
like for example
LMB - now only deals 50% bonus damage for headshots
RMB - unchanged
Shift - combat roll replaced with Deadeye. Mccree locks himself in place, homing in on a single target. Works the same as Deadeye except you pick the target you want to "duel" and can't change it, and it charges the damage a little slower. 12s cooldown.
E - unchanged
Q - Deadeye replaced with Call Horse. Mccree whistles and after a second he hops onto his trusty horse which just so happens to be running past. The horse adds 200 health and 200 shield to Mccrees health bar and makes him move faster than sprint speed, although his ability to strafe is removed (A and D turns the horse, aiming around turns mccree around) and the horse takes time to accelerate and brake (when summoned it moves at maximum speed). Mccree can use all his other abilities while on the horse, and Deadeye doesn't slow the horse down. Trampling an enemy who is stunned or asleep deals 120 damage.
>>154768152
Young Ana is great
>>154768312
>that smug
>that nice figure
I want to fug the Sumgberry.
What a bizarre community here
>>154768154
muh shekels
>>154768508
Ana is great at any age
>>154768473
What am I reading?
>>154768625
What?
>>154768525
>widowmaker will never imprison you, starve you and waterboard you for weeks and then free you, love you, and help you recover
it's not fair
>>154768465
The only canon couple that we know of at this point was WidowxGerard. There's also Ana and whoever fathered Fareeha but that won't be brought up until some point in the future if they can work it in naturally.
>>154768743
the Mccree we didn't deserve
>>154768557
Lesbian human trafficking. Nothing wrong with that.
>>154768719
I agree, but beauty fades. It's sad, but true.
>>154768313
What's the safe word?
>>154768935
Fuck off?
>>154768935
Jokers.
>>154768810
>widowmaker will never step on your neck with those sharp ass heels
>>154768204
It's a fucking healslut article about erotic shit, how does it even benefit anyone? Fuck off retard.
I played with a girl gamer today, she was really good even at DPS, most girls play mercy at the diamond level
>>154768920
>I agree, but beauty fades. It's sad, but true.
>>154769252
Further proof that Mercy is a freak of nature.
>>154769252
>>154769339
She's not even 40 you dumb fucks.
>>154768920
At 60 years old she still looks amazing. I'd let her fuck me till I'm sore
>>154769252
mercy never has had beauty though, also everything but her face is covered, her skin could looks disgusting under it and her face could be fixed with makeup
>>154769252
We're talking about gracefully aging ladies here, anon, not disgusting goblins.
And besides your hag is not even old
>>154769187
You're just expected to deal with the degeneracy anon. Duh. Who wants to talk about the game when you can spam countless cropped sections of poorly drawn 'fan art' that completely misrepresent each character, or write horrible, shitty fanfics about healsluts and abusing soldier 76? Clearly you're the problem, right?
>>154769414
>letting a 60 year old woman take the lead
>not letting her rest easy until you wear yourself out and letting her soft ride on top of while whispering sweet nothings
More tales from ELO hell
>group up with someone lower than me to hope I get matched with shitters
Or
>group up with a lot of players far above skill and hope my teammates are good
Whay is the best way?
>>154768473
>Q - Deadeye replaced with Call Horse. Mccree whistles and after a second he hops onto his trusty horse which just so happens to be running past. The horse adds 200 health and 200 shield to Mccrees health bar and makes him move faster than sprint speed, although his ability to strafe is removed (A and D turns the horse, aiming around turns mccree around) and the horse takes time to accelerate and brake (when summoned it moves at maximum speed). Mccree can use all his other abilities while on the horse, and Deadeye doesn't slow the horse down. Trampling an enemy who is stunned or asleep deals 120 damage.
What the fuck is going on here
>>154769375
She's said herself that she is using her own technology to modify her appearance.
THIS IS MY KINDA CITY
LIGHTS
CAMERA
EVERYONE FREE TO LIVE HOW THEY CHOOSE
>game is all tier picks and dumping ults in sequence
I thought this was tf3.
>>154769252
Biotic anti-aging
>>154768465
Not at all, they're just mutual fans of each other.
>>154769675
I hope that's the same Evil Toaster that used to make a full of himself on Reddit
>>154769675
>leddit skin
>>154769717
She never said that.
She only changed the subject when mei was talking about her appearance, something women do often.
>>154769719
THIS PLACE MAKES ME SICK
Barrage or Touchdown as highlight intro for Pharah? I'm using the Mechaqueen skin considering it's the best one.
>>154769691
basically
>LMB less powerful
>deadeye moved to shift and now is single-target
>mccree presses Q
>mccree gets +400 health
>mccree now moves at sprint speed but can't strafe
>mccree now has the hitbox of a horse+mccree
>mccree does 120 damage to any stunned or sleeped enemies he runs over
>>154769812
>Not using superior frog skin instead of Hue-master
>>154769918
Barrage for Mechaqueen, always.
>>154767993
NAME
ONE
(1)
COUNTER TO MCCREE THAT ISN'T MCCREE
>>154769821
Ok let's put it this way. She's mentioned to Ana, for instance, she has age altering technology. Why would she not use it herself?
>>154769719
>THIS IS MY KINDA CITY
>LIGHTS
>CAMERA
every time she opens her mouth I want to punch her in the face
she's so cringe worthy
>>154769918
Touchdown is good, but you don't see it much because Barrage is great
>>154769840
Robots and humans can live in perfect harmony, friend. Just let go of the anger
Best Reinhardt emote?
>>154769982
mercy
roadhog
>>154769728
Thats the one thing I dont lke about this game. Would be neat if ult charge was shared between all 6 teammates
>>154769918
Barrage for Mechaqueen/Raptorian
Touchdown for Raindancer/Thunderbird/
Mission Complete for Classic
kys if you don't have use one of these skins.
>>154769918
Barrage if you're using Mechaqueen/Raptorian and Touchdown if you're using Raindancer/Thunderbird.
>>154768473
>>154769928
Please never try to get into game design, ever.
>>154769675
>lucio main, 90% played
>s1
>bounce around the 50s range
>s2
>go 5w5L in qualifying
>start off in 2400
>go on 7 game winstreak, 50 points per win
>now sitting pretty at 2800
no more elo hell for this weaboo
>>154769982
Roadhog
>>154769982
Reinhardts that can look up, Tracers that know how to bait the flash, Zarya
>>154768473
>if more of his weight came from his abilities rather than an over-the-top powerful LMB.
This is the exact opposite of what would need to happen to fix this game
Abilities (and especially fucking ults) are too powerful across the board for all heroes compared to basic left clicks.
>>154769918
>Mechaqueen skin considering it's the best one.
>covers her face
nope
I'm using that "bitch, I'm fabulous" intro with the jackal skin and it looks quite beautiful
>>154769980
>>154770000
>>154770098
>>154770102
I'll go for Barrage then. Thanks.
>>154770121
it would both make mccree more fun and more balanced though
>>154770091
Would be cool if blizzard would keep their moba shit away from a FPS.
>>154767993
I noticed one of Reinhardts limitations is his movespeed, if someone is running away from you on one direction you cannot keep up with them to melee them. Is there any strategy to overcome this?
>>154770356
Have a Lucio on your team
>>154770356
Yeah, don't fucking chase people off the objective unless you're nano-boosted, you're not supposed to be able to get them
>>154770356
Speed boost
>>154770356
have 5 Anas on your team, constant nano boost reinhardt
>>154769982
Winston, Tracer, Genji, Reaper Reinhardt, Roadhog
>>154769982
Uh, junkrat?
>Can run Witcher 3 on ultra, highest settings possible
>GPU overheats while playing Overwatch and crash every other day from some random shit or losing rendering device
Why
>>154770428
I think this is what I needed to know, not supposed to.
>open loot box on release
>industrial
>no other legendaries for months
>get legendary today
>cybergoth
I don't think i've ever been this mad at a video game.
>>154769982
Genji and Dva are good picks. There are no strict counters, which is the case for most heroes.
You are now in-charge of making another airborne character, similar to Pharah.
What do they do? Every thing I think up is just a character already in the game with a jetpack/air mobility item.
>Pick Zarya
>Win game
I feel like I finally learned how to play her well. Best hero in the game.
>>154770356
What are you talking about? His hammer has the reach of a gorillion feet. Just keep swinging and you'll rake those squishies back into a corner and pulverize them.Or you know, you could stick with the rest of your team and let them finish off whatever twat ran away from you while you go back to the choke and do your job as Reinhardt
Is there a way to get the superior asian english text rather than the rest of thr world's english text
>>154770669
Unless it took you months to level up 20 times you're lying right now.
>>154770732
A character that has a jump pack winston but has a shotgun
>>154770356
He's not slower than anyone else (except tracer and genji), if that's what you're implying
>>154770843
It did. I have quite severe physical disabilities that necessitate lengthy hospital stays so I can't play video games as often as i'd like to.
>>154770776
I get kitted and die that is my problem. On a 1v1 situation.
>>154768935
powered up!
>>154770990
You should not be 1v1 ever
>>154770990
Nigga your problem is ending up in 1v1 situations as a fucking reinhardt. The only time you should be in a 1v1 is when you have 5 dead teammates.
>>154771163
>>154771156
So an AFK shield wall only as rein?
>>154769982
Hanzo is the closest thing to a counter.
>>154771306
Yes, obviously those are the only 2 options. Either go in solo, or AFK shield wall.
How do I get good as Zarya? Any YouTube's or twitch to watch or something?
>>154770961
Well saying "months" is a bit misleading in that case. Can't you play handheld games while you're there?Good luck on your next legendary m8
>>154771442
Lassiz is pretty good
So is cocco
>>154771306
If on Defense, shield up until the heat eases off or the enemy is inside your line, then drop and start breaking skulls
Offense, once your team gets their picks in and is ready to go (or just ignores your shield and holds W+M1), charge the point and let loose
>haven't touched Ana since she was added
>pick her out of boredom
Holy shit this is tons of fun
>>154770067
>dressed like a whore
you fucking blew it
>>154770356
He's not slower than anyone else and he does not slow down while swinging his hammer. Unless you get juked or body blocked people do not escape the hammer once you're in range for it to connect.
>>154771632
Or wait until the entire team goes a direction you literally cannot go and go stand on the objective solo while the enemy team mops up your team.fuck you team for hopping that gap at hanamura
>>154771503
If you wanna post camaraderie, at least post different pictures
>>154771780
Soldier Lucio and tracer kite rein to death with ease
>>154771713
>play Ana for the first time
>teammates overextend to fight
>time to shine
>teammate hide in buildings get chased and die while I could have healed them outside
Didn't touch Ana since then
I don't understand people, when I have an Ana in my team I'm not going behind a wall or inside a building
Are you supposed to run in the middle of the fight like a retard with Ana?
they should add an option to hide all chat
>>154771993
And 76 that's 'kiting' Rein is already too far for Rein to engage.
If a Rein happens to find himself next to a 76, even sprint won't save him in time.
Anyone who gets 'kited' by a Lucio deserves to lose their computer privileges for a month.
Tracer doesn't "kite" so much as she zips around you then recalls back to safety after dealing 400 damage.
This isn't an mmo
>>154771806
Every time
>Tanks are Zarya and Reinhardt
>Pharah and Genji hop the gap, Mercy shifts over, only to have the Genji break line of sight and kill her, leaving the 2 tanks with Ana
>Go to the front door of B to at least hope we can distract them
>Enemy team instantly recognizes that none of our offense is behind the tanks, enemy McCree and Mei go left while our teammates scream for heals
>Tanks and supports sit in all chat talking about music and shit
>cant avoid shitters anymore because MUH PROS
I'M LOOKING AT YOU TORB AND BASTION ON ATTACK
>>154772020
H*ck no. When someone hides, they usually listen to my "Come to me for healing!" (press X targetting ally)
>>154771983
I enjoy posting the ones I like the most. Artists I like don't update often.
>>154772208
they need to bring back avoid player so i can never have to play with people who choose to not communicate with the team
>>154772209
Assuming rein uses his boost to get in melee range all these characters can get out of range before his lethal 3rd hit.
>>154770732
A character that can bounce off terrain
Doomfist
>Attacker
>200 hp 100 armor
LMB: Throws 2 punches per second with the doomfist gauntlet for 40 damage each
RMB: Throws a heavier punch with the doomfist gauntlet for 80 damage, knocking enemies back. Has 2 seconds cooldown, but hitting an enemy sets the cooldown to 8 seconds
Shift: Slams the ground with the doomfist, dealing 40 damage in a radius. Doing this while airborne kills your momentum and sends you flying downwards. 8s cooldown
E: Punches upwards really hard, launching you vertically. Hitting an enemy with this punch does 80 damage and stuns them. 15s cooldown
Q: Readies a deadly punch with the doomfist gauntlet over two seconds. Anything in melee range when it finishes charging is instantly killed. Doomfist can't move while charging the punch, but retains his aerial momentum
>>154772209
Righting Rein as Tracer is basically like fighting a Dark Souls boss. Only a shit Tracer gets killed by Rein 1v1.
>it's another "ana is your team's healer" episode
Fuck me
>>154772624
Maybe you should switch to the second healer
What's inside?
>>154772538
**RMB: Throws a heavier punch with the doomfist gauntlet for 80 damage, knocking enemies back. Has 2 seconds cooldown, but hitting an enemy sets the cooldown to 8 seconds. Punching the terrain sends you flying backwards
How THE FUCK do I get Rapid Discord lads?
>>154772624
A good ana is fine with a secondary healer.
In fact a good ana is great with a good lucio
>>154772460
In a sterile environment, that's possible.
But you should not be trying to solo those kind of people as Rein in a sterile environment.
You either lure them into an enclosed area or you just leave them be.
Each hero has their strengths and weaknesses, I think not being able to fight a ranged hero solo is a damn good trade-off for what Rein brings to a fight.You should've mentioned McCree can stun him mid-charge, unload, roll away and keep hitting him all the while
>>154772538
E should be a winston jump with a 1 second charge similar to reins charge. Some kind of jet blasts him off the ground
>>154769982
Widow
>>154772624
t. hides in buildings
>>154772717
Get a group of friends, communicate, call out your discord orbs for coordination, beg them to help you so you all focus on that.
>>154772550
Fighting a Tracer as a Rein is like being a RPG Boss.
You lose if you're a bot.
>>154772717
It's fucking impossible. I've been spamming zenny for my last 30 hours of game time and still don't have it.
Pretty much the only way to get it is to try and set up an achievement server in QP
>"forced 50 is not a meme!"
>matched with at least 3 people with <5 hours in the game that managed to get into diamond through sheer bullshit for 9 (nine) matches in a row
>>154769252
Mercy a suß.
>>154773006
follow a boosted rein around
>>154769614
>copy and paste a shitty image
>go on thesaurus.com
>spend 10 minutes renaming files
wew lad
>>154773032
There's nothing forced about it. game shoots for probability of near 50% chance of winning. The system must have overvalued your contribution.
>playing escort the payload
>two people Hanzo
>everyone follows suit and picks Hanzo
>spam "My ultimate is charging!"
>scatter arrows everywhere
>dragons everywhere
>we win
Most fun I've had in awhile.
>just bought the game
>level 10
>every single match is a team of level <50 against a team with several stars/silver
What the fuck
I'm getting triggered by this little whore's hitbox
not a headshot my ass
>>154773340
QUALITY BLIZZARD MATCHMAKING
>>154773290
>try this on Dorado attack
>can't even leave spawn
All I wanted was to have fun
Anyone else digging a trench atm? I only play solo queue so it's kinda hit or miss for me. Mostly miss at the moment.
>>154773447
i can either play soldier and have fun or play mercy and win
life is suffering in solo queue
>>154772717
>http://amomentincrime.com/
you don't
>the pigeon and dove both have monocles
That alone is enough of a reason to use those skins
>>154773447working as intended:^)
>McMeme in team
>Zenyatta in team
>enemy Pharah uncontested
Casual skins when?
>it's an other Imp Mercy harassment episode
>>154773545
>playing Mercy to win solo q
That ain't how it works.
Amaris
>>154773340
I'm level 30 here, and I know how it is.
I once was matched against a team where their lowest level was 4 stars.
Our highest level was one star
OFFICIAL DIFFICULTY RATINGS: SORTED BY SKILL REQUIRED* TO ACTUALLY BE USEFUL**
*Irrelevant of current balance
**Includes not fucking over your own team
These are also just relative to each other before some butthurt autist goes >X REQUIRING SKILL
Also explanations for some heroes will follow.
Reasonably high skill: Genji, Ana, Zarya
Above average skill: Mei, Tracer, Reaper, Symmetra, McCree, Pharah,
Medium skill: S76, Junkrat, Zenyatta, DVa, Bastion, Torbjoern
Below average skill: Lucio, Reinhardt, Roadhog,
Mains are possibly retarded in real life: Mercy, Winston
Just delete these for everybody's sake: Hanzo, Widow
Mei: Absolute fucking nightmare if she can land right clicks; good wall positioning can turn games
Tracer/Reaper: Position badly and die or be useless; also require good tracking
McSkill: As much as people bitch, you're not getting shit done if you can't aim
Mercy: wow I hold LMB and press Q pls giv potg ty
Winston: Requires no aim, has absurd amounts of health and multiple panic buttons, one of which on a low cooldown yet still somehow useless
I'm bored if it wasn't obvious
>>154773228
>doesn't know how to spot a 4chan filename
>using a nonsensical reaction image
w e w lad
>>154773878
>Reasonably high skill: Genji, Ana, Zarya
Hahahahaha
>>154773349
I just don't even try to headshot zero suit dva anymore
she almost always either dies in 2 hits or hides somewhere not being in her meka for a long-ass time anyway
>>154772694
WWBW
>>154774050
>before some butthurt autist goes >X REQUIRING SKILL
>>154773447
Wait, so you're still called "platinum" but your rating can keep doing down regardless?
huh
>>154774083
It was WBBW
>play bastion, mei, and roadhog almost exclusively
>getting up to 70% hook rate average
Am I a bad person?
I just... really enjoy characters that can inflict certain types of hell on enemies.
>>154773878
Mei main detected
>>154774147
You only lose your rank name on Master/Grandmaster. Even if you get to Diamond and lose 2000 points you are still Diamond
>>154770732
it's sombra
weak in person; can set up jamming field that obscures vision in an area, and that (ideally) is where sombra hides
needs some sort of set-up time to deploy an airborne drone; drone could fire projectiles like dva/mercy pistol, maybe? with a pharah-esque, slower-moving-but-higher-damage missile on a cooldown. drone has LOTS of hp; enough to make it easier to try and hunt down sombra rather than bombarding the drone
or it regenerates quickly and is highly evasive, idk; i just like the idea of sombra as a weak, concealed presence piloting a drone/omnic remotely
>>154774164
i know that feel
play mostly bastion, ana and mei
>>154773447
I have a friend who plays only reaper and we play together. I always go support zen or lucio and he gets double points from wins even without any medals (which I almost always have).
Fuck this game
>>154773878
>Genji requiring skill
>Ana requiring skill
>Zarya requiring skill
>Mei requiring skill
>Tracer requiring skill
>Reaper requiring skill
>Symmetra requiring skill
>McCree requiring skill
>Pharah requiring skill
>S76 requiring skill
>Junkrat requiring skill
>Zenyatta requiring skill
>DVa requiring skill
>Bastion requiring skill
>Torbjorn requiring skill
>Lucio requiring skill
>Reinhardt requiring skill
>Roadhog requiring skill
>Mercy requiring skill
>Winston requiring skill
>Hanzo requiring skill
>Widowmaker requiring skill
>>154774053
Zero suit dva is fun. She's like Lucio if Lucio could actually do damage
WHERE THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE GET IN TEAMS OF 6 THAT PLAY TOGETHER EVERY DAY LIKE FUCK
I mean I would understand in higher ranks but this is fucking Gold.
I only have shitters to play with I cant find anyone good.
>>154773878
Somebody's mad about pocket medics.
>>154773878
>mei
>spamming RMB to abuse hitboxes requires skill
>reaper
>shotguns require skill
into
the
trash
>>154772953
>>154773006
>>154773575
As I thought, pretty much impossible.
Is there anyone here that got it legitimately?
>>154773878
>Above average skill: Reaper
>Medium skill: DVa, Bastion
I feel like I'm being baited.
>>154773878
>Below average
That's fine. I just want to be helpful.
>>154773637
>play junkrat
>gotta mine jump up towards that bitch cause no one else is gonna take care of her
>28 loss streak
>went from diamond to silver in a single afternoon
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
uhhh so wheres sombra owtards?
why has nothing happened in her regard in ages?
>>154769675
SINCE WHEN IS THERE RAILS THERE
>>154774581
Everyone stopped caring, either they announce something at Blizzcon or not
>>154774580
>Lose 3 games in a row
>Not try again tomorrow
Its like you want to derank.
>>154774683
since forever but they usually get blown the fuck out pretty early because of the battle
>>154774581
She hijacked a TV signal and now she's "laying low" until her upload to Omnics finishes because "the heat is on."
I think Blizz DDOS'd themselves a day or so ago and left Sombra's ASCII skull calling card.
>>154774683
since always. its best to destroy them immediately so they dont save someone you have booped
>>154774551
>people think Reinhardt takes 0 skill
>watch someone else play him as they biff just about everything they could be doing right
Contrary to popular belief, it's not quite that simple to not be dead weight as the tank.
>Lijiang tower, night market
>lose a comp game to getting booped off edges
>by an enemy pharah uncontested behind our lines despite having counters
Zenbros WW@?
>have full team of friends
>win 6 games in a row
>suddenly outrank them and can't play with them anymore
>solo-que to get back down
>win 4 more
>sitting at 3826
>don't want to de-rank in case I make it above 4000
Fug.
>>154769982
There isn't a real counter.
>>154774580
I think you might be booga in this case, friendo.
>>154774580
>28
That's bullshit, but I believe it
how you guys going?
>>154774809
>I think Blizz DDOS'd themselves a day or so ago and left Sombra's ASCII skull calling card.
Incorrect
>>154774989
eh, i play a lot of zen but he's basically my go-to if fun is secondary. Pretty much play junkrat or ana whenever i can but zen is a lot more reliable. Very boring to play though.
>>154774989
Zenyatta is really fun to play. Kinda sucks as a solo support, though, otherwise I'd play him more.inb4 t. Lucio mainI am one, don't hate
Why is the funnest support to play Ana, and why is she so shit at getting cards or virtually any in-game recognition?
Does healing from different healers stack? Like, does someone with a Zenny orb and a Mercy beam get the combined benefits, or just Mercys?
>>154774989
Here. Got to diamond by just playing him every game and shoving balls down everyone's throats.
Headshots should be a counted stat for him because holy fuck I get a lot of them.
>>154775687
Of course it stacks, why wouldn't it?
>>154775687
>>154775661
>no cards for accuracy
>no cards for sleep darts
Life's fucking rough as an Ana player
>>154775687
You're a fucking idiot
>>154775735
>>154775749
>>154775793
because these threads have told me countless time that healing doesn't stack.
>finish placements finally
>7-3
>2960 SR
>tfw so close to diamond
>the game will probably throw me against endless premades after this
>>154775749
Mag, a frame that sucks as badly as you doesn't get to ask questions like that.
Go sit in the corner and dream about when you were good.
>>154773878
>Junkrat
>Toblerone
>Skill
>>154775938
>all junkrat does is spam!
I'm sure the bad ones do. Any junkrat that can aim and place smart traps is fucking scary. His area denial and damage outpug is ridiculous.
Cutest and best pairing
>>154775853
Lucio auras don't stack with themselves. Nor do Zenny orbs.
Everything else stacks.
>>154776113
So generally speaking, two of the same thing cannot stack, but two different things can. Gotcha
>>154775245
I don't want to play anymore because I know that I will rank down.
>>154775661
>>154775793
I got one today for 5 nanoboost assists with 1 nanoboost cast
The match was pretty uneventful and it was the only blue card, so there may be that
cute supports are cute
>>154776184
niceee! What heroes you playing?
>>154775661
>Why is the funnest support to play Ana
Because nanoboosting a hanzo, only for him to charge in and get rekt is always hilarious.
>>154776081
I've given up on trying to teach these people.
I've posted the same exact points the past three days in a row, and I'd get no one refuting me except for the "t. gold shitter" posts, but more assholes would come flooding in the next thread
Why is Season 2 so fucking garbage? Its worse than Season 1, atleast it wasn't such a fucking grind.
Who /roadtomaster/ here?
>game on PC has less players than cs:go
it's already dying, boys. 4+ minute queue times at peak times, barely any master ranks or above, absurd queue times in comp or skill difference
there's just not enough players. blizz needs to stop their experimental segregation and put everyone into the same pool. and yes, if you are clueless there are different "queue pools" and you are being experimented on.
>it's a random instapicks mercy on koth match
I never understand why.
>>154776517
>if you are clueless there are different "queue pools" and you are being experimented on.
I am clueless please explain further.
>>154776081
Why not just play Pharah then? If you can "aim", you'd be better off playing Pharah. Pharah can atleast push objectives and still be affective.
Why do 76 and Reaper have so many matching skins? What is Blizzard trying to tell us?
>someone on my team leaves
>have to stay in game unless you want a leaver status
>if i leave i get a lost
>enemy team leaves
>game ends
is this how blizzard employee abuse their power when they lose or what? dafuq?
>>154776374
>>154776081
>steel trap and mine right outside spawn
>lob bombs right before gate opens
>anyone not behind rein shield is getting blasted by 400+ damage
>guaranteed kills
Why does this still work. Why does this still ALWAYS work. Have people still not learned how to deal with the easiest fucking cheese?
I've had situations where i had my ult up 8 seconds into the fucking game.
>>154776471
What are your problems with it?
>loss, draw, loss, win, win, loss, win, loss, loss, win
Just kill me now
Who would win in a fight, Reinhardt, or Mike Tyson?
>>154776696
>lose
>loss 50 points
>win
>gain 15 points
>>154776517
What region do you live in?
I'm in Europe and I get a game in less than 30 sec, 2 minute maximum if I'm playing at 4AM
>>154776517
>I want to be able to wreck people who literally got the game today because it makes my dick hard
MMR exists for a reason, invisible or not
Stop whining that you're too good at the game
>>154776645
Pharah doesn't have lingering area denial. Junkrat's trap is incredibly effective and his ability to get individual picks and push an enemy line is far greater due to his immense damage output. Pharah's strength comes from arial dominance, but the pushes happen on the ground and not in the air.
>>154776769
Not you, but adding another one
>Maintain a 50% winrate
>Lose rank
>>154776471
>get into match
>they have a 3+ man premade
>your team are all soloq
>MATCH COMPLETE
>leave
>suspended for 10 minutes for leaving early
blizzard do you know what "complete" means?
tfw you get carried
>>154776769
That's based on the enemy rank in relation to your own and your team's and on your performance. Should have played better.
>>154776471
blizzard is retarded and passive aggressive towards the player base, so they made everything worse and increased the amount of shitty games you have to win
they also buffed mei, nerfed genji, pretended to nerf zen/mcree and made mercy (one of the worst heroes in the game) more appealing to mindless idiots who think they can help by playing her
also hookhog
>>154776769
it was the same in the season1
>lose 30%
>win 10%
>>154774989
As a Zenfu master how is your playstyle for success? Do you play long range or go for a medium close approach (where you take more risks)
What was the amount of season end points per rank, again?
Plz halp
>>154776924
>get 4 gold
>lose 30point
>get 5 gold as Zen
>win 10 points
>>154776659
They're gay with each other
>>154777067
I'd be a shitter too if my screen was tilted like that
>>154777067
are you solo comp on support
don't do that dude
>>154777067
pick torb since you're on console
>>154777067
That's not even ELO hell anymore anon, you could carry your way back up 1v6 by playing literally anyone
>>154774989
ayyyy buddy
>>154776924
You and I both know that the system is entirely inconsistent. Lose a close game as an underdog while putting the entire lobby in my backpack? That's a 40 point loss.
Stomp a match as overdog, and again put the entire lobby on my back? 22 point gain
>>154776617
the mm puts frequent leavers more often with each other,
>increased mm time
the mm puts punished players more often with each other,
>increased mm time
the mm tries to put players from your country and area in the same match
>increases mm time by a lot
the mm tries to put players that have been reported a lot or frequently with each other (on same time) or against unfair odds
>increases mm time slightly
in quickplay, is somewhat pretty strict with placing you with other players that have same or near same hidden skill rank
>increases mm time by a fuckton especially for top 1000 players
there is definitely some other shady bullshit going on that i'm just suspicious about (such as forced 50, and free wins/losses like if you're a shitter and have a huge loss streak, it will try to put you into a game you are guaranteed to win by chance)
>>154776841
i'm on EU, PC. it takes minimum 3 minutes for me if i'm lucky, this is solo. usually 4-5 minutes. i'm pretty high rank and level, don't abandon games or use chat at all
>>154776862
not saying the ranking should completely go, but it is pretty strict and spends too much time on it. just search your teammates or enemies on some ranking site and watch how similar it is to your profile
>>154776492
>>154776924
being this much of a dumbass
>>154777237
But can you carry while one teammate is hanzo, another is widowmaker, someone else disconnected and the enemy team is mildly competent?
>>154776754
I had win win win win win loss loss win loss win
2792
Only been playing for a week
>>154777229
Torb is worse on console than PC, given that everybody sans tracer can just tank it to death. 30% damage reduction was a big happy joke.
>>154777154
https://www DOT twitch DOT tv/esl_overwatch/v/89335203?t=01h51m56s
Hanamura Point B is so fucking broken. How can one shit team get fucking wrecked for 5 minutes and hold for this long?
heroes that need heavy nerfing:
>mei
>zen
>rat
>>154777387
They managed to not get rolled by the post-A capture ult spam.
>>154777271
Oh, is that why only get skirmish while punished?
Also, them punishing me just gives the people on my team a 1 man disadvantage. I spend the entire penalty posing with the enemy team
>>154777368
Sure, jan.
>>154777441
Junkrat is just fine. Nerf Hanzos hitboxes
>>154777441
>Zen
You what? He's perfect right now.
>>154771442
Some general tips
>Stay near teammates and cover
>come out of cover and pop bubble
>do the same for any teammates coming out of cover or in trouble
>don't be overly aggressive because your team need you and can't afford you dying stupidly
>in the middle of a brawl be sure to pop bubbles as much as you can to protect teammates
>be aware of threats and don't waste your bubbles if something is nearby (ie, hog or tracer with an ult)
>always, ALWAYS, be aware of teammates and try and keep them alive
I use Zarya's bulk and shields as a mini Reinhardt if teammates are in trouble, yesterday our Lucio got caught in a Mei ult, I bailed over to him and just as she was about to dome him, I popped a bubble on him, then popped my own bubble and jumped in front of him so she'd hit me instead
shielding hooked or pinned teammates is also great too, sometimes I bait Reinhardt into pinning me just as I pop my bubble. 50 energy, no HP lost and they are down their Reinhardt
Honestly her best aspect is the fact she supports the team so much, protects but also stalls the other team with tankiness and DPS
>>154777310
Fug. Is there a big difference between 3200 and 3400?
>>154777441
>nerfing the rat
Is Zarya a good "carry" character for getting out of hell?
I just want to at least get back to my career high
>>154777441
Zarya.
>>154776253
Lucio, Tracer, and Zarya mainly. I switch off to Zen or Soldier if the situation demands it though.
I'm >>154775014 btw. I'm seriously lucky to be this high. I just lost like 2 games in a row while solo-queing.
>>154774989
>Playing Zen
>Their Tracer keeps trying to flank me
>Predict her dashes and ram her face with balls
>also tfw cockblocking every bullshit enemy ult in the game
>>154777441
Buff Junkrat actually, make it an actual DPS so I can comfortably play my main in comp apart the occasional Ilios/Nepal match.
>>154777356
At <1000, your enemy team is going to be just as bad, just go Genji or Reaper and take advantage of the literal 9 year olds who's hands aren't big enough to work the controller
>>154777597
zarya is currently literally the best hero to climb ranked with. she is blatantly OP and too strong and carries harder than DPS can.
>make it to Diamond
>"oh boy, maybe now there will be more communication and teamwork"
>>154776998
Medium with occasional sniping
I can feel how bad my aim has gotten in the last few days, and I don't know how to improve it. Feels batman
ISOLATION
REFORM
BETRAYAL
MURDERER
MAYHEM
Each one, resembles one hero. Try to guess.
>>154777579
Well yes, ~3400 is filled with thirsty people trying to get into master.
>>154768465
I don't think they have even met. Their pre-game banter is a kind of "what if" scenario. (This goes for most of the cast, even. Only the ex-Overwatch members really know each other.)
>>154777356
If the enemy team was mildly competent, they wouldn't be below gold. Unless they're trying to tank their rating on purpose to farm wins.
>>154777520
>highway 66
>standing on the roof with the billboard between me and him
>can see his silhouette through the walls
>think he can't get him, get fucked hanzo
>suddenly die
>my heads hitbox is so big he can shoot around corners
>>154777726
> get to diamond
> lose all motivation to subjugate myself to any further grind and return to QP
Why are people in this game so easily offended?
>>154777851
>>154777682
Newsflash: Gold is also full of shitters, and a perfect storm of shitty teammates is not only possible, but also too common.
hanzo's arrows need to deal ~75 less damage than they currently do at full charge (make them deal a bit more at lower levels of charge to compensate/encourage a more dynamic playstyle)
scatter also needs to deal more damage as the fragments bounce around, and let them bounce more; that way it becomes a more valuable tool for denying corridors and nooks, and less of a aim-at-their-feet 400dmg nuke
mei needs 50 less hp, and her self-heal needs to be nerfed. it's too effective.
pharah's concussion bomb CD should be halved, but it should have less effect on enemies; that way she can use it more often to maneuver, instead of cheap enviro kills. she should also get either 75 armor or 100 shield
>>154777067
>solo q support
I feel your pain brother. Never would have made it to diamond without my boy Winston on koth.
Solo q is already a gamble and when you're support even more so.
>>154777743
Winston(?)
Genji(?)
Widowmaker
Reaper
Junkrat
I tried
How do we make her viable in Comp?
Blizzard please fucking explain this shit.
>>154778071
The fix for scatter arrows would be making so the splinters always spread around in a circle instead of a tight fan that can instakill by aiming at the floor.
>>154778071
>Make Hanzo shoot nerf darts
Why? Do you hate switching to Reinhardt or Winston?
>only about 70 points from escaping Gold Hell after the long, painful climb
>win match with golds and silvers everywhere, on fucking fire, did better than usual, playing reaper and Zarya as the team needed
>+9 points
>lose next match, it was close
>-30 points
>lose again, total stomp, got some golds and bronze, though
>-22
>win next match, doing great again after those meh losses
>+10
>lose another match because my team is literally braindead, had silver in both elims and gold healing and obj time as Lucio, it was close
>team claims that I should have been mercy, and that is why we lost
>-23 points
Fuck this game, fuck this competitive nonsense, fuck Blizzard. What a waste of life. From now on, I'll do my placements and just never touch comp again each season. What a shit system.
>>154778159
50 extra hitpoints, Turn E from shield into deployable health dispenser.
>>154778260
Yes, that would be good. Fuck spamzo and fuck spamzo mains.
>>154778175
there's only about 50 players above diamond so they matchmake whoever they can find
>>154778131
Nope
Nope but could also count
Nope
Nope
Yes, well that was easy
>>154778175
holy shit
brilliant blizzard, truly ebin
>Ana nanoboosts me twice in the same game
>as Mercy
>this is the second time this happens
someone post that picture, please
>>154778260
thats actually how he should play though
the defense characters being slow, semi-stationary instagib machines is exactly why theyre garbage, give them the speed and freedom to move and adjust their damage as such, not the other way around
>>154778330
>>154778290
Their rank up/rank down system is fucked. The best thing you can do is get a decent team and try to go in as a group.
After 5+ wins in a row, you rank up fast as shit.
>>154778175
Either the ana and Zarya are smurf GMs on new accounts or Blizzard hates you.
>>154769982
Mei.
>>154778090
support main here
can also confirm solo q as support is suffering
dropped down to gold because of it
climbed back to plat by saying fuck it and played self-sustain heroes
>>154777743
Tracer
Widowmaker
Reaper
Roadhog?
Junkrat
>>154778493
You mean >>154776220 ?
>>154778175
>>154778290
It's almost like Blizzard doesn't give a shit about non teamstacking players.
Everything balanced around having friends
Everything balanced about having perfect comms
Everything balanced about having teammates that care about winning and will choose the best hero for the task
>>154778071
Make scatter arrow shards bounce continuously until they either hit a hero or fly into the sky/off the map
>>154778175
They'll get like 2 points for winning and you'll lose 2 for losing.
>>154778665
Yes
Yes
Yes
Nope, it would be Hanzo.
Yes
Fuck, you got my pic. I got the idea from it
>>154778696
>>154778706
yes. thanks!
>>154778752
>Everything balanced about having teammates that care about winning and will choose the best hero for the task
6 mccrees that can aim. literally unstoppable. they will just co-ordinate for who to shoot, and click at the same time to instantly delete
>>154778837
I'm a big fan of Yuan
>>154778804
actually, wrong.
They queued as a six stack, in the warm up room they all leave group so their win/loss is considered as a 'Solo queue' so they all get more point and you lose more.
Pretty dirty, everyone is doing it.
>>154778886
>comp talk
>hurr hero stack
>>154777743
Tracer
Genji
S76
Widowmaker
Hog/Rat
>>154778696
>>154778706
also this time I found out her healing beam has a "powered up" sound, but I couldn't confirm if it actually heals more
I just went ham with the pistol and meleed someone to death
>>154768465
Both of them share Hollywood Star sprays.
>>154773447
yup
I was down to 2629 before getting 4 golds as roadhog with 50 elmins.
i stopped playing that night after only getting 29 fucking points
>>154778159
Can teleport to her charged shots.
Using E on a shielded target yanks them to you like the reverse of Mercy flying after a player.
>>154778939
The artist's name..?
>>154778946
I don't even play comp, but what the fuck, that shit is infuriating. Instead of cheesing hero mechanics to win, which is unsanitary as is, they resort to gaming the system to fuck over their opponents? Fix this Blizzard.
>>154777441
>all those replies
>none of them saying Mei DOESN'T need a heavy nerf
??????
Really niggers?
>>154779026
>ability to control teammates' positioning
STOP
>>154778752
That's the worst part of the whole thing. I actually got so close to plat because I found a cool group of randoms, we grouped up, and went on a winning (mostly) streak. Good guys, friendly, not too vulgar, never blamed anyone, and I wasn't the only one with golds and silvers. Shot up like 200 points in one night.
Then I think, "I bet I can solo the rest of this, I have a good feeling about today!" I was mistaken. Very, very mistaken.
>>154779034
Yeah
https://twitter.com/BJMAKI/media
>>154778159
Give her E a healing mechanic that allows players to heal passively as long as the shield is active.
Make her teleporter invulnerable for 5 seconds after being deployed.
>>154779234
Well, thank you. Time to grab more Artwork
>>154779182
God, it's like Loki in Warframe all over again
>>154779183
>just got out of a good group
>sitting at 2480 after a nice win streak
>thinking of trying to solo queue for the one more win I need
>>154779182
>yanking teammates back up before they fall to their deaths
>pulling them out of a Reinhardt charge, or Mei/McCree/Dva/Junkrat ult
>helping no-mobility heroes get into better locations like Mei does>stopping your retarded Reaper from charging at the enemy spawn door non-stop
>>154779145
she needs focusing not nerfing
she shouldnt be a vague hybrid of offtank and dps, they need to pick onehint its offtankand stick with it
HEROES NEVER DIE
>>154777597
Zenyatta is currently the best hero to carry yourself with.
Zarya is second best hero to carry yourself with.
Reaper is third.
2 healer comps usually just 100% shut out shit comps on the simple nature of healing. Often, picking Zenyatta is the simple difference between single healer and double healer. As Zenyatta, a simple Orb of Harmony on Mercy/Ana/Lucio lets them live 3x as long to a flanker that nobody ever notices in solo queue and a Orb of Discord on an enemy Tracer and 2 headshots will remove the issue entirely. Lastly, Zenyatta when played masterfully simply kills people.
The rating win/loss, especially for healers, is mostly reliant on assists. Zenyatta gets a lot of this.
>>154779236
>Give her Zenyatta orb and Lucio heal
>>154779421
used for trolling 100% of the time
>>154779440
Buff her gun to have Torbjorn's fire rate, reduce the ammo required per charged shot to 20 (two more shots per reload).
FULL
DPS
MODE
>>154779503
>As long as shield is up
>>154779483
Pls the original :
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT !!!
t.GermanFag
>>154779421
>keeping whole team in spawn for epic lulz xd
>>154779440
Mei is totally fine.
I'd be okay with an ult radius nerf back to what it was. It piercing barriers made it useful enough.
>>154779609
Head Established
>>154779440
Remove the defense role and rebalance these characters to fit in more with their new roles.
>>154779440
No, she's a defense hero, her job should be close range areal denial. Namely point defense, chasing away flankers who are putting pressure on your DPS or tanks. Make her M2 charge up slower and intensify the fall off, but increase the rate of fire of her M1
>>154779615
>Mei
>>154779659
There's only one fucking barrier. An ult change that makes it marginally more useful if ONE PARTICULAR CHARACTER is on the enemy team isn't much of a change at all.
>>154779669
Danke.
Magst du Rheinhardt !!
Ich mag ihn !!
PURE DEUTSCHE WERTARBEIT
Can't wait for a team that comes in and blows the 3x3 strat out
>>154778290
Solo Queue competitive is the single most rage inducing, ulcer causing, cancerous shit I've ever been a part of. Is this what those League fags were on about all this time?
>>154779421
>helping no-mobility heroes get into better locations like Mei does
That reminds me
>comp, Hanamura
>We pulled through at the last second and win Attack
>Defense
>Someone goes Torbjörn, begs for someone to go Mei so he can get lifted somewhere
>Someone goes Mei
>He keeps begging to get lifted as the match starts
>Does shit all, we lose A.
>He resumes begging for a lift to somewhere
>We lose B even faster
>>154779615
>MeiOnlyEnemyTeamjpg
>>154779749
Mei's best option for dealing with flankers is to just shoot them dead, not worry about freezing. You are never going to stop a Genji or Tracer who knows what they're doing with your M1.
Change the movement slow to also reduce the range/speed of other movement abilities. Ex: if you're currently slowed to 50%, this also reduces your jump height by 50%, Genji's dash range, Tracer's blink range, Reinhardt's charge speed, McCree's roll distance, D.va's flight speed, Pharah's flight impetus, etc.
Just don't apply this to the ult, because then it's too difficult to escape. Only the M1.
>>154779769
Winston Rein and Zarya are all barriers that work the same way.
Game also sees Rein and Winston and Zarya more than any other characters in the game.
>>154780010
Make it apply to the ult, but it needs to charge up for a second before it takes full effect.
Wake me up when the total monthly esports earnings for this game is more than my monthly income, jesus christ what a joke.
>>154779841
I think teams keep making the mistake of trying to use Flankers
They need to run some long range DPS
>>154780054
I forgot about Winston.
But that's not how Zarya's barrier works. The ult-generating projectile flies right through her. The barrier prevents the damage once the field is created, which prevents the slow effect from stacking and also instantly cleanses previous slow stacks.
>>154779693
that would be good yes
the defense category being "dps for retards" is awful
>>154779841
Rein
Bastion
Mercy
Pharah
Winston
Lucio
>Ana boosts me immediately after enemy Lucio ults
>don't do shit
>assume it was a fluke
>it happens 2 more times
>2800
>pushed down to 2600
>2800
>repeat
REEEEEEEEEE
>>154780341
I don't know why you'd ever run Bastion over Soldier:76.
>>154780010
>Mei's best option for dealing with flankers is to just shoot them dead, not worry about freezing.
That's why I said to increase the firerate of her M1, so it freezes faster. Makes it more dangerous to stick it out and try for a kill.
>>154778159
Make her fucking heal.
>>154780214
Notify me when a single player earns more from only a single tournament than I do every month. What a fucking joke your esports scene is, blizzard.
Learn from Valve
>>154774580
>pay to get into diamond
>complain when you derank
what are you doing?
>>154780341
>No Ana
>No Zarja
>Bastion Ever
It's shit
>spend over 30 minutes on one competitive match
>FINAL SCORE: 6 to 6
>DRAW
>tfw I always see Reaper, Bastion, Junkrat, Pharah and Tracer mains who are the weakest player on the team
>I never see this for any other heroes
really makes you think
>>154780526
>>154780474
Have fun not killing the tanks ever, a 3 - 3 has literally no answer for Bastion.
>leave general for a month because its almost /fit/ tier with novices acting like they know anything
>come back
>its still awful
I'm starting to think ive spent 9 years of my life on 4chan just for memes and porn.
>>154780530
COME ON GUYS.
OVERWATCH IS FUN, ISNT IT???
>>154780505
>>154780214
Send me a text when a tournaments 1st prize exceeds my daily income. Jesus fucking christ, blizzard has more worth than Valve, yet a single valve game tournament trumps blizzards entire esports history in terms of prize money.
>>154767993
Sombra is 40%! 40!!!
>>154770136
>2800
>plat
>out of Elo hell
2000 more points and you'll be out of the true trench
If you solo queued to plat then good job my dude
I got placed at 2860
Then had the hard-ish grind of getting to diamond, believe me it feels good to be above the normies and lel Reddit shitters
>>154780606
>Ana sleep dart
>Roadhog can hook him out of turret
>Sound barrier/Tranquility a 100 charge Zarya up to his face
>spend 10 minutes in a hard-fought match on Eichenwalde
>20 seconds before we win 3 guys on the enemy team leave
>don't get any Exp, nothing
Why exactly?
if you play on ps4 pls add me before I REEEEEEEEEE myself to death. Bad team after bad team
I play rein
Silvabullet32
No I'm not Spanish.
>>154780606
>taking beep boo beep volunteraly
Pls stay on Eichenwalde's Forrest forrever with him
>>154778159
Allow teleporter to be placed before ult is charged and using ult just activates the current teleporter.
If the final capture point is active, or the enemy team have pushed the payload to he final checkpoint, then activating the ult also causes the respawn timers of all currently dead allies to be reduced by 5 seconds.
Remove E. Passive is now that allies with 30m of Sym, or 10m of one of her buildings, gets shields. No LoS requirements, but shields are instantly lost if ally leaves the area.
Amount of shields granted by Sym varies according to heroes max health. 250 HP heroes and lower still only gain 25 shields, but heroes with more than 250 gain 50 shields and 600 HP+ heroes gain 75.
Allies who have their healbox hit by Sym's max charge alt fire orbs have their 25/50/75 shields restored instantly.
>>154779023
Reminder that your personal performance and hero selection do not affect your rank gain/loss
The only two major factors are:
1. Streaks. You gain/lose more from a single match if you are in a winning/losing streak
2. How close your current sr is to your season average sr. The more you drop or the higher you climb from this average - the less you gain/lose
>>154780767
>>154780505
>>154780214
Call my accountant when blizzard puts more effort and money into overwatch esports than I do in a single week.
What a fucking joke, "pubstars from each country tourney!!" and putting youtubers in half of each team. Do they want a fucking esports or a garbage player youtube shitfest.
>>154780926
>Amount of shields granted by Sym varies according to heroes max health. 250 HP heroes and lower still only gain 25 shields, but heroes with more than 250 gain 50 shields and 600 HP+ heroes gain 75.
>Allies who have their healbox hit by Sym's max charge alt fire orbs have their 25/50/75 shields restored instantly.
Either of these are really enough.
>>154780824
>Reinhardt blocks the first two
>Ults are ults.
Will a station setup like this make me a better player?
>>154780926
This sounds nice and ok.
>>154781007
>>154780767
>>154780214
>>154780505
you're all neets, blizzard already beat you
>>154781048
>3 tanks + Zenyatta
>Reinhardt's shields up for any amount of time
Can we start posting the esport streams in the OP?
Knoxx on Pharah for france right now. Turkey just wouldn't switch for a counter.
>>154780606
That's simply not true. There's so much room to play around sentry bastion, even with tanks, especially with skilled players.
>>154780805
Will Sombra be a qt loli who just want to make her dad proud?
>>154780805
I'm wondering why nobody has taken the number and calculated that with the date it started to get the official release date yet???
>>154781429
No. But I wish she was at least a cute teen who enjoys churros.
Who is best girl?
>>154781157
yeah sure, i'm a neet earning $1500 average everyday.
>>154781169
>3 tanks and no long-range dps trying to take a Mercyboosted Bastion behind a Reinshield + supporting cast
I'm considering replacing somebody in the comp for Mei, but that would just be cruel.
>>154780926
>cause the respawn timers of all currently dead allies to be reduced by 5 seconds
Holy shit, kill yourself
>>154781526
Sombra
>>154781526
Bastion or D.vas mech
>>154780887
Someone pls
Just had the best day of OW ever. Started playing at 4 pm and stopped now. Don't think I lost a single game. Went from gold to whatever comes after diamond (3000+). Played Rein 96% of all the time, my win rate with him is now 65%.
It's funny because I didn't think I would ever get pass by season high from placement. And here I am. I probably should find a group now since the players are going to better.
>>154780983
so basically, because i matched with bad teams more than good teams, i'm now fucked through no fault of my own?
So, have you guys left Team Chat yet?
>idiots try to manage your picks
>nothing but noise that distracts you from the fight
>lose morale when you're singled out for nothing
>babbies won't stop talking like they know what they're doing
Leaving Team Chat was probably one of the best choices I've ever made while playing this game. It's much easier to focus on what's important when there's no noise telling you what you already know.
>>154781526
tracer
>>154781526
>>154781384
How can you play around with a deathball comp? Any mention of skill is useless as we have to assume equal skills between the teams.
>>154781474
Anon, are you high? It's literally the first thing that people did. Except that there's no guarantee that that's the release date and not another countdown. This whole thing reminds me of the MGR countdown
>>154781610
Diamond is 3000.
Master is 3500.
>>154781526
>game doesn't even put at 50% win %50 loss
I honestly can't keep playing this shit anymore. At least fucking CSGO can matchmake correctly.
If anyone on PS4 would like to join and play some competitive placement matches, I'd appreciate it.
Right now I'm getting matched with nothing but middle schoolers who all just finished their homework and now get to spend their good boy points playing a game that they barely understand.
It's just me and one other poor, silent Mercy getting stomped 0-3 as we try in vain to carry these kids.PSN: Lightning_NC
>>154781635
oh wow
Calvin + Hobbes reference done beautifully
HOLY FUCK
>>154781635
>ignoring callouts
Sorry you only queue with gold retards who think they are only "temporarily embarrassed pros"
Any PCucks in this general?
>>154781610
Nice blog
Some of us here play real classes bro
>>154781823
shared account
>>154781823
>>154781871
no, everyone plays this game on console.
>>154781805
>Right now I'm getting matched with nothing but middle schoolers
nobody but middle schoolers buys consoles anymore so that makes a lot of sense
>>154781806
>Calvin + Hobbes reference done beautifully
But he fucked up the first 2 panels. The first 2 panels of a CH comic can always stand alone on a single line.
>>154781701
I have not watched anything from the whole thing. I just assumed everyone was stuped, evreyone bu me.
But seriously I'm just gonna wait till blizzcon, even if she isn't in there blizzard will probably not show up with nothing in their hands. I mean sure they got legion out, but what is that gonna save?
>>154781823
Context
Reaper is pretty underwhelming as a DPS honestly. He's weak as a flanker against any coordinated team unless his ult is up because his range is terrible and can be shut down easily. That leaves him for brawls which isn't easy unless you have a team that pushes together.
>>154781635
>idiots try to manage your picks
i don't know why people give me shit for playing nothing but mei in competitive and never, ever switchingever
>>154781612
Yeah pretty much. And you can't even protect your downside by grinding golds in the match.
It's fucking retarded if you ask me, but that's how it works.
>When Zarya gets her bubble back at the last possible frame and activates it
>>154781831
>callouts
It's really not that hard to tell where everything is in relation to you. Enemy players make way more noise than anything else.
>>154781823
I played agaisnt a similar guy. Was level 700, had an insane amount of hours on Lucio in comp, but was only ranked gold. The entire team thought he was smurfing and expected a stomp incoming, but we rolled them.
why does the score page lingers so long? i dont give a shit about it and i want it to go away faster so i can get into another match WHICH I HAVE TO MANUALLY PRESS INSTEAD OF AUTO QUE
fuck man, how did blizzard get away with this shit
i almost dont feel like dropping money on this garbage but i already did
>>154781657
muh nigga
When the hell does ESL hold their weeklies? I know Gosu is weekends
>>154782001
But Mei is a good pick
>>154781024
>Either of these are really enough.
I feel like just having one of the other is still quite weak though. She's a defense oriented support, so it makes sense for her to be more effective with a defense oriented team.
Leaving her shields at +25 means that she's more efficient at protecting squishy heroes. Which seems strange.
And leaving her with no way to possibly support teammates during a fight that is too dangerous to go microwave ham on also seems to be a pretty shitty thing to do.
Plus the full charge on her orbs is 2 seconds and even 75 HP/2 sec is still pretty low for a support, it's only marginally better than 76's field.
Fuck lads, so close
Who has got that pic of season 2 rewards? I can't find it.
>>154782210
>>154782154
I did this in season one.actually i do this in every gamei have never played a second of any other character, just mei
>>154781805
Whom do you play? Are you any good? S1 rank?
I'm grinding up from a massive downstreak, could stomp some placements for ez wins
>>154782202
WHY IS THAT EVERYTIME A GROUP UP I LOSE
AND EVERYTIME I SOLOQUEUE IM PLACED ON HORRIBLE TEAMS
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR ANYMORE
Zenyatta is a better Pocket support than Mercy
+Can attack with the pants without dropping the heal
+Can Discord Orb targets for Zen, his pants, and the rest of the team to focus
+Ult will keep him alive under most circumstances
-Less mobility
-Less healing
>>154782421
>pants
wut
>>154782485
You're in his pocket. Pants often have pockets. Moreso than shirts
Zenyatta + Reinhardt vs. Zenyatta Reinhardt
God damn does this pair off trigger me.
The Reinhardt that gets Discorded first loses.
The first Reinhardt to drop barrier shield (should) get discorded first.
A discorded Reinhardt has to immediately retreat or get killed by a pin+swing.
If a Reinhardt tries to initiate a pin to take out the opposing Reinhardt, again he loses.
The team that loses their Reinhardt first almost always loses. They have to focus the surviving Reinhardt and lose the critical first strike. If the Reinhardt survives and is not focused, Reinhardt is going to have earthshatter and will win the fight.
>your team ignores their Reinhardt's barrier and spends their time trying to snipe Mei
>Their team just focuses your barrier down
RREEEEEEEEhardt
>>154782421
>zenyatta is a better support than mercy
There, fixed
>>154782546
Is this a common term in E-sports or are you just some kind of idiot genius
>leave game when it says defeat
>Get 30 minute suspension
I literally have no joy at this point. This game is just horribly made, with no love in its Lore, it's matchmaking, or the player base. I'm honestly done.
>>154782421
I don't even think you can consider Zen a pocket support.
>>154782654
Some kind of idiot genius
What are tips to be a good Reinhardt and avoid eating shit with my charge.
>>154782352
You know something? If Reyes is dead, technically, his body functions don't work anymore most likely. He lost everything.
That would be an interesting conversation considering how much pride Reyes has. If they ever reconcile that is.
>>154782485
I think it's a phrase he made up for himself to identify the person the healer is focusing on.
>>154779841
>start up a game
>oh boy the other team is "mlg 3x3 hurr"
>melt supports with 76
>win by a fucking landslide
When your entire composition relies on one gimmick, you gonna play yourself.
>>154782708
Don't charge.
>>154782421
I typically follow Reaper around when I play Zen. They only need a little help when it comes to healing and the discord is truly devastating when the one shooting is Reaper and Zenyatta.
>>154782753
But what about rigor mortis?
>>154782770
This.
Soldier:76 damage output is core in the counter to 3x3. Pharah too. Mercy for the damage.
The rest of it is just not getting picked by hog or getting too close to Zarya and Reinhardt.
Seriously, How does Summit and his boring ass play+boring ass personality consistently get 10k+ views? He's not that good, and he's a whiny cunt who challenges everyone who criticizes him to 1v1 him
>lost 200 points in consecutive loses right after my placement matches
>down to 2200s
>retards refuse to go 2-2-2
>hanzos
>mccree on defense
help
>>154782202
Thanks for the rare Jamison, anon!
>>154783010
Viewbots?
>>154783021
>>retards refuse to go 2-2-2
>>hanzos
>>mccree on defense
You belong there.
okay, where the fuck am I supposed to aim when I hook somebody? I hooked a zero suit D.Va, and managed to barely do half health aiming at her chest and melee after
>tfw mongs on your team
I need to find a new group of friends to play comp with. if I play ANYTHING but Lucio, they just wont stop whining. Even after a 90 elim(70 obj elim) game as Soldier, people whined that they couldn't play their main because someone has to play Lucio
>>154783021
>mccree on defense
This is a problem because?
>>154781526
le hon hon girl
>>154782364
The only constant is you.Maybe you just suck
>>154781474
somebody calculated that amomentincrime will finish on the 17th of Oct but we will just have to see
>>154782332
>Whom do you play?
Highest playtimes are Soldier, Mercy, and Pharah.
McCree, Roadhog, and Junkrat are my next highest, but they're a ways behind.
>Are you any good?
Maybe? I think I'm pretty decent.
I at least know the maps and characters pretty well. I watched a ton of Overwatch before I started playing it myself.
And I actually use my mic to communicate.
>S1 rank?
Didn't play Season 1.
>I'm grinding up from a massive downstreak, could stomp some placements for ez wins
I just won a game when our team was a man down for almost the entire match.
Join up, anon. I'm just sitting at the menu.
>>154779841
It already happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx9ObLoIDCM
I kept hearing about this strat, and thought it was a new meta, but its really a gimmick that revolves around Ana's ult.
> Mei
> is fat
is it taking forever for anyone else for the maps to load?
>>154783562
>bastion
and people were dobuting me
>>154783331
because the tank gets a gold in dmg and he still refuses to change
>>154783389
>le hon hon girlWhere's her cock?
>>154783506
You're playing right now? That's a bummer.
I normally play around 12 hours from now, I live in GMT+7
Anyways I'll add you, see what happens
>>154784005
Why would she have any?
>>154783562
>bastion
I like how the "pro" of /owg/ were saying it was the worst choice possible
mention to the guys saying 76 was better
Post rare Traceys
>>154783562
>It already happened
It hasn't happened in tournaments yet.
>>154784227
>nigger face
nice artist
>>154784462
Widowmaker has a nigger face.
>2950
>use Mei exclusively
>carry with medals to 5 straight wins
>teams are very average but I do just enough
>3050
>get stuck 4 games in a row with a pair of shitters
>lose
>5th game, same shitters
>guy leaves
>guaranteed loss, so wait out the timer and quit
>QUIT WITH A LOSS BUT NO PENALTY
>2920
>heh, they're still in game so queue up quickly
>get all new people, but be underdogs by 250 pts
>WIN ANYWAY thanks to Mei wall hold ups on overtime and hard fought strong performance by all on the team
>+2 pts
OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154783010
>>154783059
from cs:go
>mfw My queen and goddess, Mercy has literally no counters
>mfw pathetic nonbelievers cry nerf
>mfw every single game is in my hands and my hands alone
>mfw I drove someone out of master because he complained that I didn't heal him
>>154783121
Dead Centre.
Shotguns = more pellets, more damage. Headshots aren't worth the crit if you miss half the pellets.
>>154784007
>I live in GMT+7
>central Russia
>eastern Mongolia
>Thailand
>Laos
>Cambodia
>Vietnam
>eastern Indonesia
>Christmas Island, Australia
Welp, I'm in the Eastern US. Currently GMT-4.
Feel free to add me, and maybe we'll be on at the same time someday.Where the fuck do you live?
convince me to finish my placement matches.
>>154785120
No.
>>154784602
what kind of counters do the squishiest characters need?
>>154785120
Don't do it bro. All it brings is misery
>>154784602
Her counter is guns.
What is the worst map and why is it Hanamura?
summit and his friends are the proof you can go to high Diamonds by playing in a stack while still sucking ass
There is only 1 guy good in his stack
>every game filled with absolute morons since it went on sale
I want it to end, I want my Overwatch secret club.
>>154770356
He has normal move speed, so either back them into corners and murder them or support your team like you're supposed to
>>154785450
>He's never played Eichenwalde, home of the same two scoreboards of "0/0" and "0/3".
Hanamura can get pretty bad, though.
>>154784921
probably an aussie
>>154784602
Everything is a counter to support
>>154785673
Seriously fuck krautland.
I had a game where they had a torb and junkrat on defense and we literally could not even get to the fucking point, aside from our dva and pharah who tried to fly over the building to distract them a couple times but it didn't fucking work
This was around 3300 too, so it's not like my team was just complete shitters
Ana has threesomes with Jack and Gabriel.
How does this make you feel.
>>154778946
Wait, you can leave a group without leaving the match? That's absolutely ridiculous.
Whats the "below this number and you're a shitter" rank?
>>154785894
Eiche point A can be a serious choke but the Dva and Pharah had the right idea. Zarya can just bulky her way through, so can Hog with his Ult. Tracer can speedy speed boy through, Mei can run through and split off the opposing team around the square building just past the bridge choke, Reinhardt can charge a key player and spearhead a push. There's ways to do it definitely.
>>154774989
>>154786240
3500
>>154774936
It's almost like people don't understand the importance of positioning and supporting your team
>>154786315
>Having one good match as Rein when I'm usually trash
>Team is visibly impressed
>They keep telling me to switch to him during the next round when I have no clue how I did so well
i just want to die
>>154785894
That choke is bad enough where the turret can be close enough to do damage, but too far to poke it effectively.
I've shutdown that choke with Zenyatta sitting in the back just spamming orbs.
Most of the time, on attack, its waiting Junkrat/other DPS to overextend and get picked.
Fuck, I keep messing up Ana's sleep darts only to find a perfect opportunity during the cooldown.
How many targets slept should I be trying to aim for?
I usually hit around 4~6 which feels too low to be helpful.
>>154786240
6000
wvweryonw doesnt know how to deal with reinhartds shield
they either half ass atk it or they just wait for him to bring it down which is kind dumb
fck man, therer is only so much i can do,
felt good ruining that junk fucks day
The two Overwatch heroes you have the most time on will raise your child.
How fucked/awesome will your kid's life be?
>>154786315
>Pick Rein
>position on highground
>spam "group up" and tell them to hold highground
>only one other teammate follows (a bastion)
>everyone else dies sporadically between the choke and the attacker spawn
>get blamed for not protecting them
>>154774989
>>154786787
Use it like a 'cut that shit out' button.
Ult popping off? Cut that shit out.
Rein charge? Cut that shit out.
Lucio pole dancing the OBJ? Cut that shit out.
Bout to be kill in Cqc? Cut that shit out.
>>154787104
>Junkrat and Roadhog
ohboyherewego.jpeg
>>154786787
>how many
bitch get off that dick. doesnt matter how many as long as the ones you do land help your team. whether youre good enough to differentiate when to and when not to use the dart decides whether youre worth shit
>Suicide Kill mei 5 times in a row as soldier
she was NOT happy
>>154780656
If you can't handle not winning every single game then maybe competition in general isn't for you. Time to play bots on easy instead
>>154787104
>Mercy and Reinhardt
Righteous as fuck.
>>154787104
>Widowmaker
>Mercy
That kid's gonna have a MILF fetish.
>>154782983
>But what about rigor mortis?
Well my only reply to that is we don't know how his body works now. A little frustrating since it isn't clear if he needs to kill to "live" or not. It's a sport to him obviously, but is it also a necessity? If Reaper and 76 reconcile, how is that issue going to be resolved?
Lots of questions, still no answers.
>>154786787
I will sometimes go entire games without using sleep dart at all because the enemy just doesn't get aggressive, or when they do I am their first target and I don't notice until I'm already dead.
If you see somebody trying to get into your crew, you bail your crew out, wave hello, and fuck them straight in the ass while their drugged body watches. Bonus points if it's a Reinhardt that got uppity with his charge.
>>154787104
>Roadhog
>Hanzo
>>154782047
>(you) turn off chat
>widow flanks behind team
>team calls her position out to you so that you don't die
>ded
>>154787495
>whole games without sleeping
anon u bad
>>154786787
Sleep dart has a CC that works when you are getting damaged, so its like going to sleep and waking up and you just take free damage.
>>154787104
>Pharah and Genji
Only one way this can turn out.
>>154787104
>Genji/Pharah
Not bad desu
>>154787104
>Tracey and McCree
I can dig it
>>154787652No I just play a lot of QP with shitters, is all.I'm not entirely bad but I will admit that sometimes I forget the skill exists. Usually dying once will remind me.
>>154782589
Why would you allow yourself so out of position that you'll be either pinned or focused as rein?
If the opposing rein charges into your territory he isn't surviving
>Playing Winston in the latest brawl
>>154782708
Only charge to secure a kill, don't suicide, hold your ground and keep your team alive, don't try to solo people too much
>>154787104
>pharah and dva
They'll be fine
>>154787104
>Soldier:76 and Mei
I think Mei alone means my child will be well taken care of.
>>154788004
>Playing Brawls now that they're dumb custom games
Brawls need to be completely unique modes at least once a month
>>154787104
>The two Overwatch heroes you have the most time on will raise your child.
>How fucked/awesome will your kid's life be?
>Soldier + Mercy
Fucking awesome.
>>154787104
>Reaper
>McCree
My kid is gonna have all the bitches
>>154787104
>Tracer and Zenyatta
God I hope she doesn't burn the casserole
>>154787104
>DVA and Soldier
Video Games and vietnam stories
>>154787139
>t. On the left rooftop on kings row defence
>>154787919
ex: Numbani, first point, you're on defense and they're attacking via the balcony.
at this rate im just losing and losing and losing
im gonna pick genji everytime we are losing to practice him now
who else can i use to practice
fcking reinhart is such a pussy af
Post yfw gold with one elimination.
>>154782983
literally stop
>>154788339
Come back when you've learned to not type like a retarded 12 year old
>be Master rank
>get teamed with 3 plats
>they have 3 diamonds and 3 masters
>'okay'
>one of the plats go Lucio
>Lucio changes to Pharah after the first round
>everyone complains
>"Shut up it's fine we have a Zenyatta"
>lose a close match
>search again
>have the same three plats vs a team of full diamond
Fuck off Blizz, I didn't work hard for this rank for nothing
They aren't even in a party or anything, it's just putting a bunch of solo queue plats in diamond/master tier matches
>>154787104
>Pharah, Reaper
Two hardheaded 'take no shit' brown parents, bretty good.
>>154788401
Literally why?
>>154768152
>MFW the rank of Captain is higher than the rank of Commander
>mfw jack was ana's bitchboi
>>154788285
You're describing a point in a game where your team play has already broken down, your flankers are either already dead or weren't protecting your team
>>154788361
I just gove up st that point desu, if I not playing Attacker that is
>avoided playing Reaper
>finally playing Reaper
literally best character
>>154788579
He was a strike commander. I'll admit I have no idea how military ranks work. Is strike commander a real rank?
>>154788698
Me too,i avoided both reaper and genji, now I know why people played them so much to begin with
i'm so glad blizzard has no fucking clue on how to avoid exploiting group rating limits.
Just had a game with a Diamond, Plat, and Gold.
Because the plat was within 500 rating of both the diamond and the gold, they were allowed to group.
fucking piece of shit
>>154788361
>late into the game
>bronze eliminations with 6as MERCY
>>154788530
GAYBOIS OUT
Jack is for loving relationship with Mercy only
DELET THIS
Why are the hero icons in the tab menu always the default ones?
>>154789018
You think Gabe fucksAngela while Jack is out with Hana?
>>154788637
you're not getting it.
Attacking team is coming up the balcony staircase. Defending team is defending that chokepoint.
Defending team Rein drops shield to firestrike.
He gets hit with discord.
GG. Attacking Rein should charge.
>>154789018
>Jack is for loving relationship with Mercy only
Finally. Someone else remembers.
>>154788698
reaper is probably the most OP hero in the game right now after zarya
instalocking reaper in plat rank is literally free wins
this general is such fucking trash, jesus christ
>>154789116
those only change when you buy the ultra super deluxearcanaskins when they release them
>>154767993
I've lost any enjoyment I had left for this game. Shit teammates caused me to drop from 2977 to 2475
There's literally no way to get back up. And I will continue to be either matched up with retards, or matches up with people that are under ranked and slaughter us
>>154788992
>none of my friends are diamond
>can't play with them
I don't even want to do exploit, they are all plat but I'm master, I just wanna play innit
>>154789018
>frigid hag whose existence 76 doesn't even acknowledge in game
nice fanfic friendorino
I've decided to channel my autism into spamming Hanzo.
Rate my hat setup
>Okami
>Meditate
>Over the shoulder
>"Hm..."
>Pixel
>Heroic Intro
>>154789194
>>154789018
I hope its an aesthetic thing and not what you people believe. There is literally no chance of it ever happening.
>>154789286
>Mercy
>Frigid
Holy shit gays have absolutely ZERO taste in everything
I've literally had it with hanzos ruining games.
>scheduled maintenance resets characters' custom button mapping
f u c k i n g
r e e e e
>>154789278
Maybe you just arent meant to be up that high kiddo.
It's never your fault, is it?
>>154789348
>There is literally no chance of it ever happening.
There's no chance of any ship happening. It's a fucking cartoon lol.
>>154789331
>spamming Hanzo
>posts mercy
>>154789510
>It's a fucking cartoon lol.
That gave me a good kek anon.
>>154789437
I was rank 70 last season kiddo.
But hey, Blizzard deposited another .02 into your account because you defended their awful game.
>>154789116
easier information at a glance
>>154789348
She still thinks he's dead.
Wait for her to find out he's not.
>>154789525
Oh yeah I forgot to mention I need Hanzo imagesNot the gay kind tho
>>154789510
>It's a fucking cartoon lol
What did he mean by this?
>>154789662
dota 2 arcanas turn this basic bitch
>>154789597
So you got carried last season and are having a hissy-fit because you weren't carried this season?
lmao.
>he comes into a general for a game he hates
Why do this to yourself anon?
>>154784602
>you will neverbe roadhog
>>154789680
>What did he mean by this?
This
>>154789642
The only woman that has a slight chance to ride that perfect white cock, is the one he was actually looking for after his 'death' and the one that he has matching outfits and constant banter with.who is also best girl
>>154789740
into this
>>154789018
>>154789194
>>154789642
>Jack is for loving relationship with Mercy only
>Hates what Jack turned Overwatch into
>Canonically spoke out against Jack/Overwatch after the HQ blowing up
>Not Jack x Ana
>>154789906
another basic bitch?
>>154789906
the OG smugberry waifu
complete with french accent
>>154789642
So, you do know that Mercy was asked about Morrison during a UN briefing after the bombing incident?
All she mentioned was what Morrison did wrong. She made him out to be the man who couldn't settle his quarrel with Reyes and that, even though she and several others "tried" to get them to at least get along, it only became worse. People took sides and Overwatch was split in two. Those who supported Reyes, though not many, and those who still supported Morrison despite the controversy and his constant arguments, sometimes violent at their worse, with Reyes.
She didn't paint the picture of a hero in the least or a man that worked to the best of his ability. At least it certainly didn't seem so. Doesn't that seem petty?
>in a comp match
>enemy team has 1 minute to take the point and win
>go bastion and take cover behind enemy lines to mow them down by surprise
>our mercy fucking flies to me and damage boosts me revealing my position and we both get slaughtered
>mercy singlehandedly lost us the game
>>154789886
They were soldiers who fought alongside one another.
That's why he was looking for her. Because he's in gruff soldier "nothing else matters" mode.
MAXIMUM CHARGE
>>154790084
Were you playing on Hanamura?I was the Hanzo
>>154790084
if you were already mowing down the enemy, what does mercy "revealing your position" gonna affect?
they would already know at that point, seems you just want someone else to blame
>>154787778
>>154790084
>cant team wipe as a flanking damage boosted bastion
no, anon, you lost the game
>>154789284
literally my next round was the same fucking thing but with 2 golds.
>>154790110
Now you're getting it. Bonds forged on the battlefield are stronger than any non-existant relationship with bland basic bitches.
>>154788416
cause you can write in perfect english other must too?
you think everyone had the chance to go to college to learn shit? you think youre so good cause you went to university and got a degree?
is this how your parents raise you? anyone who is dumber than you is shit and eeveryone better thank you is a nerd?
think everyone has the same learning capacity as you? as fast as you?
what a fucking asshole, there is a reason this board is whole wide instead of your small little shit world
go fuck yourself kid i hope your parents are alive to see what kind of entitled shitbag you've become then get killed by a mugger from the alley that is more retarded than you arebonus if your parents are separated
>>154790058
lame. Would be generic waifu turdshit. Would be a candle compared to the bonfire of incredible heroes we already have.
>>154787104
>Lucio, Junkrat
This kid is gonna be a violent rebel when they grow up
>>154790346
not that guy, but holy shit control your autism kiddo
and its probably because of this:
>fcking reinhart is such a pussy af
Why are there no good Zarya sprays
I'd usually use Cute or Pixel if there are no good other sprays, but her Pixel isn't that good and I am damned using her Crimson Chin impression with the Cute spray
>>154787104
>Zenyatta and McCree
I don't even know how it'll even go, at least the child will be in good hands I guess.
>>154789642
If that was the case then he wouldn't have any lines with Pharah, she certainly doesn't know that he's alive
Why is /v/ spouting the same silly shit months later?
>>154788427
Blizzard matchmaking at its finest.
I've been placed in matches where everyone else is 3400-master while I'm only 3100. Always end up winning those games since I play above my level, but fuck me is it stressful being the lowest ranked guy by a wide margin on a team
>>154787104
Soldier and 76
This child is going to be God
>>154790286
>Bonds forged on the battlefield
are friendships. Not love affairs.
>>154790574
>Soldier and 76
>>154788698
>>154789201
This is actually so true
He doesnt really have any counters. Try to think of one outside of "Shoot him when he's far away", and all I can ever come up with is
>...McCree maybe? To like stun him?
Reaper is a god right now
>>154790693
love blooms on the battlefield anon
>>154790574
>Soldier and 76
>>154790574
>Soldier and 76
I'm actually mad that this game wasn't f2p micro-transaction.
why?
Because I can't give blizzard more money for making such a insanely good game.
I hope their animation department just gives us an overwatch movie, would pay for movie tickets
>>154790754
Fucking hell, I'm sorry I'm autistic
>Tracer and 76
>>154790815
why is that pic so funny to me
I just finished my placement matches since my friends kept bugging me to do them. I've played less than 20 hours in the game as well as played support the entire time. Got placed at 2525 after going 6-4, did i do good? Two of the losses were very close and the other 2 our team didn't even leave the spawn.
>from a high of 4710 to 396 in one day
The ELO hell is real.Just kidding, he's probably one of the people who got their rank adjusted back to a normal level after abusing the rank rollover glitch
>>154791069
2525 is almost exactly average.
>>154790875
I know what you're ironically doing and I'd like to ask you to stop.
>>154791140
>kr
gooker pls go
>>154791140
He's the reason it was found
I HATE TRACER SO GOD DAMN MUCH!
>dva self destruct aoe needs to be reduced
>junkrats ult aoe needs to be reduced
thoughts? everytime I see a dva ult I can't do shit cause I can't get away from it fast enough
>>154791141
Sheit thought I did ok, guess it's time to off myself
>>154791447
git
u
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>>154791447
Both heroes dont get picked that much and get cucked completely by zarya, a top pick hero
Nerfing them would be a stupid decision
How to get good as Pharah?
I tried watching alot of high level play but the only direct advice I saw was from Ster, where it was simply "land every shot*, if you can't, at least try to"
*except when its Genji
D.Va is my favorite character.
Blizzard please give her more of a direction. Giver her some kind more more strength while she's in her Meka. Nerf her Ultimate.
She feels aimless. She feeds ultimates as much as Roadhog, but she doesn't have the level of threat to match.
>>154791447
D.Va's is pretty insane right now. The range is a bit much, and there are some issues with it killing your around cover.
Not "I just got around a corner and this could be explained by lag or tickrate," but "there's a fucking wall in between me and it."
Junkrat's ultimate seems fine to me, t b h.
>>154791615
>I'm shit so make her more powerful to make up for it
>be Mei
>everyone bantzing when I lock in
>be the last pointman in the capture zone every time, juggling defensive cooldowns against the entire enemy team and getting objectives done
>win game
>>154791613
think like a reaper, flank around back and annoy people with rockets
when they least expect it hit them with your rocket barrage
>>154790556
Honestly being Diamond and being placed with Master isn't bad, I actually prefer it to being in games with plats
>>154791520
I tried zarya but I just don't know how to play her well considering you guys keep saying she is OP
>>154791867
That doesnt mean she isnt OP
That means you dont know how to press shift, E, and trace people while holding down left click
>>154791792
everytime a decent player ignores a team and still manages to win, a shitty player ignores a team and throws the game. if you insist on being cancer then be cancer, dont try to clear your conscience here
Anyone here in high plat/low diamond wanna que? Preferably that plays support, I play a mean Zarya.
Tracer and D.Va best friendship
>>154791613
Look at what direction enemies are running in to predict where they are going.
Fly up and shoot them from above.
Aim at the ground / structures near enemies to ensure you get splash damage on them.
Try to push enemies towards more walls so that you can both trap them in an open place where you can shoot at them better, and where you can hit shit around them for guaranteed splash damage.
You can do this with her concussive shot or even a bit with normal rockets.
>>154791967
Women should not have this much muscle
>>154787104
>Zenyatta and Reinhardt
Experience German Engineering
>>154792164
Scared and trembling in your boots, betacuck?
>>154791613
Pharah isn't supposed to be played in every situation. Solder:76 will always win. McCree will probably always win. Widowmaker will remove you from the game. Sometimes people pick D.Va against you- they really don't win, they just move you away for a bit.
You need to know how to concussive shot and rocket jump to get around if you want to be seriously good. You don't always just use her shift.
Got to play a lot of Pharah to get used to her slow projectile speed. There's no reason to aim at people's heads or even their center. A direct shot at their feet will hurt them just as much as a direct shot to the head, and if you miss you'll still get damage. The bounce the rocket causes is your friend- it disrupts aim and makes the second shot easier to hit, once you get used to it.
Stay away from everybody. Peek your rockets, but don't become predictable. Pharah doesn't stand in front, and she shouldn't flank most of the time. Just because you can fly doesn't mean you should- you want to attack from above to maximize your rockets, not necessarily expose yourself.
Hit every shot.
>>154791967
hot
>they have a player who mains someone on the other team
>literally 100+ hours with this one hero and only a few hours split between the others
>you make them switch because you hardcounter them so badly
Is there a better feeling?
Just got a D.va main to switch to Roadhog with the pink haired goddess
>>154792164
If that's true then men like you shouldn't have so little muscle.
>>154792309
No, I just don't like my women with dicks anon
>>154792335
>Winston counterpicking a 100+ hour Genji main
the tears are delicious
>>154768334
AMERICA
>>154787104
>Soldier 76 and Zarya
That's gonna be one badass kid
>>154792427
I doubt any of these women would be interested in your scrawny ass anon, you don't have to worry.
You probably can't even squat your own bw.
>>154792335
>Literally making a Winston main pick another character for the first time in competitive because of me playing Reaper
Feels good
What did he mean by this?
>>154768473
>Q - Deadeye replaced with Call Horse
>>154792382
>all that fat
Is she even trying?
>>154792535
If you think so
>>154792535
>I doubt any of these women would be interested in your scrawny ass
Too far dude.
You didn't stop to consider the emotions of those with scrawny asses who like fit women.
>>154792551
>Winston main
Those exist?
I play Winston a lot but I could never main him, he's far too easily countered lmao
Reapers, I can deal with, but if they have a Roadhog or Bastion? Pfft you're as well just sitting in the spawn.
>>154792335
>tfw Zarya main
>enemy team picks Mei
>>154792690
but Zarya is good against Mei
>>154792635
>incredibly fit woman
>"too fat"
you're beyond help
>>154792636
>scrawny asses who like fit women
I'm the guy he responded to, I should have added that only omegas could like a woman stronger than them
>>154792782
Zarya is only "good" against Mei because a Zarya is usually with someone.
Mei's biggest weakness is being in a 1v2+ situation, otherwise she's gonna fuck you up 1v1 no matter who you are. Your shield won't matter against her if she just STOPS firing on you.
>>154792793
>fit = fat
Hello tumblr
>>154792812
>t. skinnyfat jew
>>154792635
>all that fat
Everyone has fat, anon
Everyone has skin, skin folds naturally when you bend
>>154792812
>only omegas could like a woman stronger than them
You seem to have some major insecurities, Anon.
>>154792690
>be Zarya main on comp but try and play funner characters in QP
>playing QP and they have a D.va or Mei
>can't help but switching to my bae and unleashing hell on the bitches
Nothing beats a Mei trying to freeze you or your teammates and you pop a bubble completely resetting her freeze, or D.va panicking because her defense matrix ain't doing shit
>>154792918
Bruh, no
Zarya is Mei's biggest counter because of the bubbles and the fact her ult is practically useless vs Zarya
t. Rank 3538 Zarya main
>>154792563
>that butt
CUTELooks like somebody knows fuck all about SFM and is just smashing models together
>>154792812
>letting any woman be stronger than you in the first place
let me guess. you have a good personality to make up for your skeleton status
>>154792635
You obviously don't know what bulking is lmao.
>>154792636
sorry m8
>>154792782
In what universe?
>>154793016
You will never be able to 1v1 a good mei as Zarya. Unless she's like far away and you have a ton of charge to lob her with, up close she's just gonna freeze you and icicle you in the skull.
>Want to just play tank in comp at 2500/2600 for cruise control wins
>Teammates keep picking offense heroes and killing nothing
>People keep picking mercy and not getting rez off ever
This is suffering. Reaper every single game until I get into Diamond it seems
>>154793016
>i main <class> their appearance is now my fetish
get a life baka
>>154792943
I'm not Jewish
>>154792969
Look at her tricep, shit hangs lower than her flexed bicep stands
>>154792970
Only about my hair, too thick and wild
>>154793118
I dont know why you omegas are assuming I have no muscle
>>154793181
>implying she's going to lose it
She probably goes to the gym just do squats anon, it's what most girls are doing.
>>154778665
wait
who's the first hero in that image?
Junkrat
Trashmouse
Scraprodent
I need more
>>154790783
>He doesnt really have any counters
McCree
Pharah
Avenueswine if he manages to hook you
Reaper is a good character but he definitely has weaknesses that can easily be used against him
>>154793267
>implying it's not the other way around
>>154793450
>>154793464
Refuserodent
Garbagegerbil
Trash Bandicoot
>>154793395
>thick and wild hair
>not Jewish
WE GOT HIM BOYS
>>154793181
>You will never be able to 1v1 a good mei as Zarya.
No, the general idea is
>oh shit I'm being frozen
>pop bubble and fucking run while shooting her
The bubble gives you two seconds to recover and regroup with teammates (which desu, shouldn't be far away or else you're using Zarya wrong), and shooting her will hopefully get her to pop her healing giving you more time. If she doesn't pop her healing, then she's vulnerable for when you get backup.
To be honest, I can't ever remember being solo'd by a Mei if I'm Zarya, but like I say I never get into those situations. I have a good aim too so I usually find I can kill her off before she can kill me off thanks to having nearly double her health.
>>154793181
>In what universe?
This very one believe it or not.
>You will never be able to 1v1 a good mei as Zarya. Unless she's like far away and you have a ton of charge to lob her with, up close she's just gonna freeze you and icicle you in the skull.
All you need to do is use bubble to stall for time. This isn't a 1v1 game. You have a team.
>>154793450
Anon pls.
>>154773681
>2 piece suit
>casual
When will Winston get a good skin desu
I just use Classic, the rest aren't worth using
>>154793595
I'm Mexican but I have more Asian hair so it's either spikey or short
I don't hate McCree. I hate McClick. See, this is how McCree should *have* to be played.
>https://www dot twitch dot tv/esl_overwatch/v/89317545?t=59m56s
It's fun. It's sexy. Fan-roll-fan. Flash and double tap at 15 meters. etc.
Walking damage totem McClick just shitting damage with 20m+ headshots is what's obnoxious.
If you have to buff <20m McCree a little(shorter cooldown on his combat roll, for example) to nerf >20m McClick, that's okay.
NEW THREAD
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>>154793972
>>154793972
>>154794027
>ifunny
>koatku link
>>154794027
Kill yourself.
>>154794027
Literally nobody migrate to this thread at any point.
>>154792430
>see Genji use his dash
>it's_time.jpg
>leap on him and watch him scramble doing double jumps and wallclimbing
>finish him off quickly in the tickle tent
>"How Embarrassing!"
That is the single best voiceline in the game, only rivaled byCATCH PHRASE
>>154794027
>family guy meme
ALMOST AR IMAGE BUMP LIMIT
NEW THREAD
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>>154793972
>>154793972
>>154793972
Already have a non shitty thread in the waits for when we hit bump limit
>>154772238
torb works sometimes if theres a pharah and nobody is shooting it
>>154794293
30
MEMES
EARLY
>>154794293
>oh no i won't be able to post muh waifu for 20 whole posts :((((((
>>154794419
Not him but tbf Mei hasn't had a thread yet today.
>>154794457
Neither has bastion, zenyatta, zarya, roadhog, tracer, soldier, mccree, etc
>>154790075
>"After Morrison's promotion to strike commander, his relationship with Reyes changed," Dr. Angela Ziegler, medical director of Overwatch, stated during a UN committee hearing. "The tension became more pronounced as time went on. I tried to mend things. We all did. Sometimes when the closest bonds break, all you can do is pray you stay out of the cross fire."
That sounds mostly like both of them eventually became irreconcilable. Not that she blamed him.
>>154794457
That's true I didn't think bout that. In that case lets migrate here when bump image limit happens
>>154793972
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>>154794554
>>154794554
>>154794554
>>154794554
NON MEME EDITION
POSTING LEWD SMUGBERRY IN THIS THREAD
oh boy is it autistic waifufag thread wars time again
>>154789180
Gg defending rein should have already charged as the attackers funneled themselves into a killbox
>>154794572
Mei a best!
>>154794638
>Waifu pic
>Funny dot co family guy epic meme, kotaku link, and made 30 posts early
easy choice. D.Va
>>154794601
>making another thread 20 posts early
you people are fucking retarded
>>154794717
Delete this.
Is it rude of me to play comp at level 26? A few people have complained but I don't want to play QP anymore that shit is boring.
>>154794858
nope. you are eligible to play, so play. Just be sure to play your best and coordinate with your teammates
NEW THREAD!
>>154793972
>>154793972
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>>154793816
baited into posting more smugberry
continue
>>154794858
level is equivalent to playtime, not skill
I'm 200-something and still shit at offense because I can't aim
I don't think 26 levels is enough to have memorized the maps and learned how to read the flow of the game but nobody's stopping you
>waifu thread wars always happen at the time schoolkids are getting home
Really makes you think
Almost at bump limit
NEW THREAD
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>>154793972
>mods finally step in and delete a dupe thread
>in doing so they endorse family guy memes straight from ifunny.co
>>154797279
It's not the mod's fault that the family guy thread was made first.
>>154790146
GIVE SOURCE
>>154799669
luxuris but it's patreon onlyuntil it leaks
>>154799746
Fuuuuuuuuuck
>>154767993
rip d.va op
>>154791140
I still don't know how exactly that glitch worked
>>154788579
Not in the Marines.
Captain > Major > Commander (Colonel)