>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>154707089
>letting it go to the archive
Never forget my niggas
silver is ok
at least i don't have to think to win
Discuss. Thoughts on Dan M?
https://twitter.com/Stewie/status/776062207645913088
what did he mean by this?
>>154748581
hero we don't deserve
best leaf player
eu faggots need to learn to keep threads alive
subroza is not hacking in this match thats why he is sucking cock atm
>page 9
>play csgo
>suck
>watch anime
>get vac'd
thats what you get you fucking weeb faggot
>>154752774
>VAC banned: None
>1 VAC ban on record
nice extension
anyone west coast wanna Q? or east ill take the ping hit
rank?
>>154755484
GN2 was MGE b4 i stopped i fucking wreck kids up to mge
uhhhh last thread archived at 42 replies??? gOTardS?????
I dont know if this is how overwatch works but I got my first overwatch yesterday , I finished that then another one came in when i just finished the previous one . And this happened 4 times in a row
btw its ,, 4 overwatches in a row "
/76561198316085115/
eu boosting w/wh
the one guy's nigga machinegun is about to go in
LESGOOOOOO
why is eleague so choppy.
this game would be so much better without AWP
>>154758348
change the chat to an unpopulated channel
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243525905898/76561198316085115
wh boost
hopefully splyce will win their map
gotards, why aren't ingame hltv ips given out for matches more often? Is it because they want to point viewers to streams for more $$$$$ in ads?
>>154762673
That and players dont like it because then you can see chat and hear dead comms, like when shazam used to be on what is now optic and called someone a faggot hacker, or when shazam killed semphis and was like "im sorry kory...."
What's the discord?
>>154763568
https://discord.gg/AFQ2K
is shooting from a ladder the same as walking or jumping or what?
>get one tapped instantly by a guy
>same guy doesnt hit a static target for 6 seconds
-arya
-AcilioN
+Tsogoo
+Zilkenberg
renegades look really quite good on nuke
>>154767342
-arya
-acilion
+spunj
+black poison
More continents more power
>>154767970
+spunj
i think even spunj would disagree with that idea
>REALLY good at twitch shooters and CoDshit
>Try for a month to git gud at this game
>Try to use suggested weapons and get shit on all day long
>Can't hit shit with any rifle ever
>Why do I have to aim at their feet
>Ready to say fuck this game
>Just start fucking around
>Grab the Mac-10 because I have a sweet neon skin on it
>Fucking OBLITERATE with it
>Use it all game and wreck shit
>Oh hey I finally got gud, time to swap back up to the AK
>NOPE STILL CANT HIT SHIT LOL
>Stick to Mac-10 and MP7 all fucking day
>1.8 kd or better every game
Okay can someone explain? These guns clearly aren't OP or broken or everyone would use them, so what am I doing with them that I can't do with any other gun in the game?
>>154768235
Hes the only aussie i can think of, antarctica has no players, all the good players from SA moved to NA, and the rest are represented
>>154769017
You suck massive dick and the only reason you win versus other shitters is because they can't handle SMG rushes.
KDR doesn't matter
Aim at the head, retard
Git gud
>winning 14/3
>enemies (((somehow))) manage to win 12 rounds in a row
>guy who was bottomfragging by round 17 dropped a 50 bomb
>15/15
so mad
>>154769239
>Aim at the head
That's exactly my problem, retard, my snap is on point but in this game bullets dont go where you aim them, so I need to aim at their crotch to get a headshot.It's like the Blackbeard release all over again
I'm great with the AWP but who the fuck isn't
>>154769017
SMGs, particularly those two, have very narrow spread, so if you aim fast enough you can outshoot players who need to stop or crouch to reduce spread
>>154769546
aim better
>>154769546
You are literally retarded or you have less than 50 hours of CS in your life. Play more and git gud
>>154769017
>try csgo for a month
>i have sweet skins
i got my lols today
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/776155399783321600
>>154770385
>>154770417
>>154770878
Great general, really helpful. Enjoy your shit game I guess.
>>154771384
What did he mean by this?
>>154771421
Fuck off
>our jew boy dazed back in the scene
https://twitter.com/blucsgo/status/776171686219517952
>>154771421
why don't youfuck offandkill yourself<3
>>154772225
>gonna be able to watch my dad on ESL
I'm glad he found work
how do I start with CSGO?
Do I just jump in and shoot people? Any community etiquette I should know about?
I hear knife fights are sacred and that you're essentially a cunt if you shoot someone challenging you to one.
>>154777703
Literally jump and shoot
>>154778032
as in jump around so as to avoid getting shot?
I'm more familiar with TF2, is CSGO akin to TF2?
They're both made by Valve so I would assume to a degree they would be.
>>154778140
Just but the awp (most powerful gun) and try to play like you're the scout. People in cs play the opposite of tf2 (low sensitivity vs high) so you'll be almost impossible to hit
>>154778502
Cool. My fav class is scout.
so, CSGO palyers use low sensitivity?
any other tips and tricks and dicks?
>>154778642
Aim for the middle of mass (chest) with all weapon. This makes it much more likely to hit. Since guns in CS deal so much more damage, this means you get kills faster by being more accurate instead of hoping for an RNG headshot. This is also how the US military trains you to fire, so it's pretty smart.
>>154772225
hype
when does it start
>>154778908
Also buy and use your nades frequently. All grenade effects are based on proximity, so for example a flashbang blinds you longer if it goes off by your head rather than if you're just looking at a flash directly go off from far away
>>154779668
next month
dazed about to go on
twitch tv/proleaguecsgo
daddy dazed
>5 min time out for saying admin kick the favelas
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=820696&find_comment_number=30#n30
>You dont simulate an enemy moving, therefor the server stop refreshing his position as frequently, as there is no interaction with it making you to miss a lot of shot.
>I take it the tests were done on a created server... Did you set the values right for a lan server for 1.6?
Holy fuck, you can see the retarded ESEA kids who played 1 hour of 1.6 and say the first shot accuracy tests on 1.6 aren't valid. These dumbass excuses lmao.
good bant from dad
>>154782827
He looks like he doesn't know why he is there and is lost in a big apartment store looking for his parents.:(
The camera really does add 10 lbs
https://www.periscope.tv/w/aqiDzzFWR2p2enBNYmVqT2t8MW1yeG1XWk13TE5HeUIwm5cc4s5VWJHlaQfcbnApaG6utYDwrbWxf6W-tY0A
CHAT WITH DAD
>2v1
lose
i haven't been in this thread since like february. is /csgog/ completely dead now or what?
hopefully csgo dies quickly so something else can take it's place. wasting my talent on this garbage game
favelas are toggling hard
>>154785401
it's been 16 years, if something was going to take its place it would have already happened
clg is so fucking garbage
its time to pull the plug, hotshot
koosta aimlock through walls; still dies LMAO
>>154785581
umm no csgo has been popular since like november 2013.
1.6 was and will probably forever remain the best tactical fps ever made same as SC:BW will always remain the best rts ever made.
i'm just waiting for this crusty shit of a game to die and something take it's place. Only reason it got popular was the timing. You had like 8 years worth of people who quit cs and feeling nostalgic without really knowing, then suddenly a 250k tournament of a new cs game shows up on twitch.tv and the ball was rolling. It would've started dying late 2014, but betting kept it growing.
Betting gone probably means rapid death incoming, were 1.5 years overdue.
Do people unironically believe these young inexperienced guys would really go to international lans with their salaried teams and have the balls to cheat?
>>154786474
yes
>>154786474
the people calling cheats in 2016 are mad kids, memers and delusional retards. nothing in their position is thought through. it's a meme.
>>154785401
quake champions
unreal tournament 4
clg is so bad lmao
>>154786891
>trusting bethshit
LEEEEEEEEEEEEL
A MANAGER
>papa Dazed analyst on ESL
Kreygasm
D A Z E D
>>154786359
>tactical fps
Hello newfag plebbit
what do I ask my barber for to get a wave like Dazed?
>>154786891
the skillset that makes you a good quake/unreal player has very little in common with the skillset that makes you a good cs player.
Having played cs my entire youth and some csgo the past couple years i'm not interested in playing something where I can't use the skillset i've built up over the years.
honestly there's no loyalty among cs pros and personalities to cs:go the game. if the money goes elsewhere to a better game that utilizes the same skillset they're all out of there in a day.
>>154787935
>just fuck my shit up
>>154787935
Barber: Whatchu want senpai?
You: Integrity and Fair Play.
Barber: Say no more.
how to get out of DMG hell?
>>154788804
uninstall
>>154788804
You cannot.
You must embrace it.
>>154788804
buy esea
>Today's jre was described as "powerful"
Who else is excited?
>>154789502
prepped my iso tank this afternoon, just popped some alpha brane. can't wait
>>154789985
Hells yeah. Gotta keep the mind and body fit.
When should I consider purchasing 144hz monitor senpaitachi? What rank?
Great game btw, loving it so far
should i join imcute?
>>154791173
around mg1-mg2.
you should also move to esea when you get to those ranks.
>>154791173
Lmao wtf
I bought a 144hz monitor before I even played csgo
>he doesnt let shit general die already
>be SEM
>25-30 bomb every game with my dmg-le buddies
>despite this and having a good 144hz screen
>i still CAN NOT rise in rank
>87 wins and counting
ehhhhh
gotards?
>>154792397
Kills have nothing to do with the elo, MVPs do but in a very small way. Most important are the wins, and if your not ranking up winning games with dmg buddies then you obviously dont get enough.
Plus 87 wins are not that much
>>154791440
>mg esea
o im laffin
>>154792397
I got ranked Silver 3 after 10 games, 120 wins later I'm DMG. I topfragged nearly every win and loss.
You are full of shit.
https://twitter.com/theycallmepansy/status/776241092845076480
i dont think steel would fit in the analyst desk bc of how much of an autist he is
>>154794110
Steel was the best csgo observer the game has ever seen
Anyone got those webms of shots going right through heads?
>>154794440
Search "oral creampie disaster" on pornhub
legit-looking vac/mm undetected cheat under $20 usd, go
>>154795579
hexui
>>154795579
memeware
>Ebina
>m4a4
>Umaru
>ak-47
>Kirie
>m4a1-s
>Sylphynford
>awp
>tfw upset tummy
what do magog?
>>154797072
smoke a cigarette
http://steamcommunity.com/id/helmuthgerka/
Any silver that wants to play MM, add me.
This queues are fucking long and im tired of the teamkilling.
>2016
>Still no/frozen cursor in server browser
Gotards???
>>154796934
No one actually knows their names because no one watched that trash show
>>154800121
>open console
>"connect 1"
>try again
>tck
Why is nobody playing Nuke ?
>>154800706
i exclusively play nuke in comp, it's the best map to solo queue on
>>154800706
uh eunited just played idk watuwant
GODaZeD and my girl both drowning and I can only save one Catch me at my girl funeral with my GLAWK out
Is Dazed thicc?
>>154800706
truuuu
>>154796934
>best gril is m4a1
noice
It's nice that ESL is showing support for the banned players maybe this is the
>>154801454
...end times
>>154801521
end times of what?
>tfw have to go to work in 6 hours
lmao wagecuk is the biggest meme of all time
>>154801554
soon
>>154801657
>end times of soon
what
>>154801729
flush yourself my man, I'm just getting my lol on
summits and his wife look like siblings. she also looks like she has downs
how soon until summits wife gets pregnant
>we will never get a massive get that repopulates this general
>>154801521
>>154801657
>>154801951
what did he mean by this
>>154800780
>>154800784
>>154801074
Man i played like 20 games in 2 days, only 1 was on Nuke.
that was a very powerful jre
glad i gave it a listen
Post DM tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
>>154806528
stop
>>154806528
https://aww.moe/dtj2yo.mp3
>our whole team using M4A4s
32 wins I finally made it out of silver
still got retarded team mates, but at least they can kinda kill other silvers, so i only need to play well and we win
>>154807428
Whats the source of this ?
Ive seen the pic for a while now
>>154808191
I wish i could rank up a bit, i mean i used to be a higher rank before i lost it due to inactivity now i cant rank up again.
Whats really annoying is the team killings, afks and the likes, I dont mid ppl sucking because i have fun by being top fragger and mvp most rounds.
>>154808481
looks like its from www.1pondo.tv
>>154796004
thanks famalam
>>154811736
wtf? this general is active af.
I'm thinking of getting a zowie fk1 for my next mouse. Does anyone here use it?
>>154812076
I do
>>154812076
John Zowie, CEO of Zowie here
Don't buy our mice, just stick with Logitech
god dude
fuck this gay ass game
i literally lost 8 matches in a row and deranked twice this week and i am top fragging by miles every time
also literally 90% of the matches were 14-16 with liquid tier team choking at the end
jio35je4io5tjiorjtioerjtioerjtioerjt
>dont play for a year
>play mm straight away
>every game 40+ kills
lol silvers have gotten even worse
>>154813808
sounds like you're playing with throwers
>>154815027
who knows
just got to 14-8, let's see if it happens again
>>154815718
i guess he loss...
why the fuk u keep bumping this dead subreddit
How do we fix the Sawed-off shotgun?
dear csgog i bet i can cum 3 times before i go to bed :3c
>>154818552
what the fuck kind of bet is that
it only takes like 30 minutes to cum again
>>154818606
oh i want to be asleep by the top of the hour
Hot new BIG update dropping tonight.
Be sure to check out >>>r/GlobalOffensive
>>154818225
im sorry anon
Anyone wanna q? Nova 3 here.
>>154823936
no :^)
t. ge
>>154825731
>mg
lol
i think it's because i'm a retarded casual viewer, but top-level CS seems to have devolved in the past couple years.
i could vaguely recognize roles, strats, etc. but now it just seems like teams are full of individuals working semi-autonomously and outskilling other teams.
Q pls I fucking hate playing with ran some who scream at each other
>>154825831
it's all thanks to the increased use of cheats
>name scout "1shot1assist"
y/n?
>>154826321
7/10
>wake up
>no cute jap gf
why even live gogurts?
Show me some INSANE or just down retarded plays, /csgog/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SgrFYcAh7I
What's dropping hot this friday?
>>154832764
this thread into the archive
24 hours and we have 56 unique posters and 183 posts.
just take this game out back and shoot it already.
viewership for streams etc on twitch is down over 50% already
>level 21
>prime mm
>exactly 0 blatant hackers, some potential hackers
>very few smurfs
god damn this is beautiful
Prime mm sux tho. Every time I play no one on my team even tries, or they're not meant to be on this rank bc they fucking suck. Non prime is fun bc you'll never know if you're going to play against smurf and cheaters and people get mad if you don't try
>>154835238
>you'll never know if you're going to play against smurf and cheaters
yeah sure is fun huh
>launch up some CS:GO and go into casual after months of not playing the game
>this happens
Does anyone actually take this game seriously anymore?
>>154748625
Oh shit. Basically he's firing shots at one of CLG's new additions: Subroza. Basically his style of aiming seems really fishy and it just seems to lock onto people's head, just YouTube Subroza aiming
>>154836073
Everyone hacks in casual because there's no overwatch
>>154836073
haha rekt
>>154836073
why the would you crouch walk there in the first place? somebody could've run in front of you and hs you way before you let go of ctrl
you deserved it
>>154839438
you can see their shade before they can see you though
>navi is back
>nip is back
>fnatic is dead
this year is going to be crazy
>>154839483
not if they're not close to the door. Just stand up and move to the right a bit
>>154839438
>that guy hacking is fine because he crouch walked
kys
>>154839438
>>154839575
I was getting ready to smoke/flash my way through and it's casual so whatever dude.
>>154839691
cheaters are almost always shit. if you can't beat a non blatant wallhacking player you should go play some dm
>>154839749
you crouch walked almost all the way to the other door, the guy was clearly waiting for your retarded peek but decided to get it over with
>error: Unable to open URL: https://api.twitch tv/api/channels/proleaguecsgo/access_token.json (400 Client Error: Bad Request)
How do fix livestreamer?
>>154840225
ctrl+c, up, enter
I hope all you cheating fucks ate the banhammer today
>>154839947
>still making excuses for hackers
kys
>>154840394
>mfw only fags that pay for their hacks got banned
tsm are choking like a 13-4 lead on ct mirage
>Immortalz not even hiding it
Why do I follow this game again?
>watching hues instead of our guys nip
Anyone to play? ID: thealielfo
I´m actually pretty bad at this game but I don´t want to play it alone
how is astralis this garbage on fucking mirage against these tier 2 swedish shitters
>he still plays this ded game
>>154843075
>swedish
>anything but tier 1
pick one.
fucking danish garbage
how much?
thanks mr friberg
FRIGBERG
R
I
G
O
F
F
N
A
V
I
Anyone else remember their steamid by heart
they should restart that match. s1mple hacked the server
maikelele is blatant who checks that
GOD
O
D
>open the stream
>simple and maikelelelelelelel are still cheating
>close the stream
nice "vac update"
oh my god the deagle is insane now
yesterday i was also hitting insane 1 deags
i just realized guys
if you're in a clutch against enemies that you know are sub 80 hp you should always drop the ak for an m4
better accuracy and rof than the ak and if they're just tagged even a little you'll still one shot hs them
>>154851589
So what, like gonna watch endless 8 until the heat death of the universe?
>>154851978
fuck man I'm still salty about when they pulled that bullshit
>>154851974
>anime got finished
never would have expected it. It's sad that the general hasn't seen a resurgence after that. Perhaps it was the disdain for the anime posters that brought us all together.
Also well played nip you guys did very well. That was a fun game to watch. I haven't been watching much CS at all this whole year and hell I'd just sleep through most of every major last year.
Guys I've been feeling a lot different. I used to come on this general every day and I'd stay here with it open in the background when I did everything. I would read every post I missed when I'd wake up. But now I don't know. I got a gf somehow but that's the only positive change in my life. I'm still exhausted and heading nowhere and think about killing myself every day. I'm playing less cs and watching less cs and following less cs and nothing has really taken it's place. I feel like I hardly even exist. I can't do anything. I don't want to do anything. I don't really know why. I have answers but I know that there are exceptions to those answers so I know it's not true. I just go in circles in my head over and over. I don't know anything. I think I wish I didn't exist because it would be so much easier. I don't want to do anything but even being alive means I'm doing something. I don't know maybe I do want to do things. I think sometimes I do but I don't feel like a part of anything. And I feel unwanted anyways and I don't want to drag down other people. or something. I don't know. It feels like physical sensation is dulled and doesn't bother me, good or bad. And it feels like my emotions are dulled down too. Most of the time I'm not even aware of how bad things really must be in my head. Any time I have talked about killing myself to other people they react strongly and badly. But suicide just feels like the only thing I could do. I could finally say that I know what I want to do and follow through. I don't know.
Anyways a fun game to watch I'm glad I did.
>>154852619
who care..
-pyth
+maikelelelelele
when?
what is pyth up to even?
>>154853005
I don't know I'm sorry.
I don't know last night I got thinking maybe I am like this because of a raging sense of superiority even though there is no merit to me. Maybe I feel like I'm just such a divine person that everyone and everything should accommodate me or something. I am normally an arrogant and pretentious and uncaring douchebag unless I'm really watching myself, in which case I just retract into a hyper sensitive shell.
I remember I used to get really angry at counter strike when I'd lose, even if it was just a small aim duel in dm lol. I'd be yelling in my room in the middle of the night until my dad would come slamming on my door to shut me the fuck up. I would smash on my table and punch myself in the head because I'm not as good as I guess I see myself in my head. God punching myself in the head over fucking counter strike what a faggot.
>he unironically pays for cheats
>>154853194
Injured.
>topfrag
>derank
>run and gun
>headshot
>jump and shoot
>headshot
>hitboxes geting fucked with every second update
Is there a part of this game that is not pure lottery?
>losing to a guy with 1hp
Who won eleague?
>>154856157
TyLoo
>>154852619
>hasnt had a resurgence in 2 days
wow nice timeframe
>ryx
that's a fucking throw
>>154857975
>muh jumping glock glitch
>vs a stationary usp
Ryx really is a retard
>>154857660
I don't know this is the first time in months I came into this thread man
>>154858593
I didn't feel like making a webm till you gave me a good name for it
our piggy is streaming
https://www.twitch
.tv/jesperwow
how do I get out of MG hell?
>>154860889
git decent computer and git gud
>>154859658
That isn't limpone
who checks yes on everything in overwatch even tho theyre not hacking here?
>>154861052
lmao
>Tfw
Anyone else never learn smokes and just try to make them up as you go? Adds an element of chance, like oh man, did that actually do anything, I can't wait to find out!
>>154862537
>Anyone else stuck in Silver 2?
im le and only know basic smokes
>>154862871
Dmg tho. On inferno, Mirage, Train, and sorta nuke and cache, it's really easy to just read the level and guess where to throw. Learn the game you noob
>>154863416
lol sure silver boy
:thinking: Is Liquid throwing? :thinking:
>>154862537
I just awped my way to LE before learning smokes
Is throwing smokes and flashes the most beta cuck thing you can do in this game?
>>154862537
yes and no
i don't look up videos/tutorials but i don't just improvise in the middle of a match either, if my nade knowledge is lacking on a map i'll load it up offline and then do a combination of aligning my crosshair with props/textures, jump-throwing etc. until i find something that works consistently
no surprise that astralis is this garbage on train as well
How is it that 60+% are nova shitters or worse?
Is the average CSGO player really this stupid?
https://csgosquad.com/ranks
>>154864715
Of course. 60% of players in any game at any rank are shitters or playing like shitters
>join game
>teammate instantly starts all chatting about how his girlfriend dumped him
>entire team tries to comfort him
>he starts crying
>says hes going to get global and shes gonna take him back
>● ProBell KatBell : winnin this game for her idc if she dont love me anymore :/ gave her all my heart
>we win and i get my supreme back
sick
>>154865419
>2016
>womyn
>>154865419
>dat pick
>women
not that sad since i'm against race mixing, but still
Why dont you retards just post on hltv hahahaha srsly this thread is probably lower avg. Rank than fucking reddit
Why is the FAMAS the most comfy gun in the game?
>>154867093
ok ~silver elite master~
>>154865419
Girl looks like retarded asian krosten wigg
>>154867550
>not having the pic from when he fired the 5 (five) barreled pistol
shit aint even on tv yet and eleague STILL puttin on a better show than ESL
LMAOOOOOOOO
http://steamcommunity.com/id/souljaboysodmg
Who plays Gunz or Counter-strike? Add me let's get it
sean?
yo my niggas echofox better win this
>team liquid
>liquid not going to be in eleague
get absolutely fucked
thanks for the skines team shitquid
hahahaha o fuck liquid
and with jdm and pimp the only ones postitive
>brand new gaming PC
>literally only ever played DOOM and Half-Life as far as PC shooters go
>just bought CS:GO
What am I in for?
press F to pay respects
>>154871609
how does doom run? i was thinking of getting it it looks fun
can anyone stop the poo in the loo?
>>154872194
Looks like muslims and slavs do well
http://www.hltv.org/match/2292335-nip-wolf-esl-one-cologne-2014
http://www.hltv.org/match/2292354-hellraisers-wolf-esl-one-cologne-2014
https://twitter.com/nV_HappyV/status/776561446377381888
our guy
>>154871780
I mean the original DOOM. Haven't played 2016 yet, DL'd the demo to stress-test my 480.
>>154872819
here have a (You) its all yours
struggling as fuck in mge, any tips?
im hoping renegades will get the spot in eleague
>>154872905
boi u wyld
>Negative rating
How? I thought you could only go to zero. Suicide or tk?
steam down for anyone else?
just chekkin if its not me
SPUNJ WAS THE PROBLEM
>optic emus killing the aussies
>Be Aussie
>Get Khan'd
>Become American
>Get Roach'd
>there are still people who cant afford overwatch and are stuck playing this dead game
my god renegades are getting raped
WHY CANT I FUCKING CONNECT
FUCK STEMA
>>154875798
thats funny
I got to 65 rank in OW and quit because its a stupid shit game
>>154875798
fug, steam is down. looks like I have no other choice now
>>154875798
DELET THIS
>>154875884
>he didnt add souljaboy on steam
I thought cache was ct sided? The aussies cant be this shit can they?
>>154876286
Its been t sided since the times update
>>154875798
where am I supposed to get $40 senpai? I am not a wagecuck
>that mixwell shot with the p250
VALVE FIX THIS FUCKING GAME FUCK THE BETA
>he fell for the 4:3 meme
>he uses a steelseries rival
>Detroit
Hae you guys tried the beta update or what?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YogurtNinja/
ADD ME
US EAST, WAS DMG, AM MG2 BECAUSE I WAS MEMEING
SOLOQUEUE IS SHIT
>>154884551
Add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/souljaboysodmg
>>154884973
your friendlist is full famalam, be less popular
>>154885281
Sorry brah!! 3 much SWAAAAAG
I haven't played this game for like a year now cause of the shitty hitboxes, should I go back since the ban wave happen?
>>154886212
why would you play again if it was hitboxes that bothered you?
Do things like kz/surf actually help to get better at the game familia?
>>154886284
Apparently they fixed it from what I heard but I still didn't feel like to go back since they introduced the ranking system , it feels to grindy
>>154886457
they help very little. you're better off dm-ing and puging.
What happened here? This general is full of people complaining and being retards. Where is the cs discussion? Where is the passion? WHERE AM I?
>>154886617
the fix is only for the beta, and the beta doesnt have official servers, so it'll be some time before the fix is applied.
>>154886738
Welcome to csgog, you're a little late.
>>154886738
by all means, anon, feel free to express your passion for cs :>
Rick Fox
Ryck Fox
Ryx Fox
ryx Fox
ryx FOX
FOX ryx
FOX.ryx
makes you think dont it
>i'm you but better looking
>>154890521
>you only look better than one of your three dads
>>154891385
dazed is not my dad
>>154891610
>not having gay married Dazed, Sean Gares, and Ocean as your dads
>Losing to CLG
Literally HOW
>>154894165
subroza
>>154894378
20-20 with 85 adr 1.06 rating idk
what's happening on moes stream lmao
>>154896057
If u want me to grill and slice it then u got problems holmes
>>154896269
nigga bought another car
>LE
>1v2
>just killed two cts on mirage
>bottom frag says something stupid
>call him bad
>his 4 stack kicks me
holy shit i havent laughed this hard since i was a child
>>154900732
sounds like ur an ass whole
/csgog/ is fucking /dead/
>>154901319
sounds like my team is salty shitters
>>154901403
probably true
>>154901323
very true
3(4) posts in under 10 minutes
we're on a roll!
>>154901441
lets make it (5)
lets keep it going.
how do i increase my adr?
>>154901678
nades + dm + ss go mad
>be DMG
>team buys every round
what the fuck? is that not a rank of somewhat competent players???
>>154902429
>gomad
/fit/ is leaking
why do ppl give a fuck about leafy
>nobody on my team spoke english
>nobody did any strats on either t or ct
>just randomly did shit
>aim gave me several aneurysms
>talking in their spic monkey language
>no one dropped anything, no money strats
> for 2 of the rounds the enemies even defused under my teammates nose
justgn3problems
usually i get white people tho so its okay
>>154903171
>all dust2
kys
>>154903171
>gn3
>dl'ing matches
but why
>>154902429
all it means is that you can aim kind of well
>>154903171
>me unga
>team bunga
>>154903065
>Big youtuber
>talks a lot of shit
>ugly
>Keemstar is a dead horse
>>154904349
to look at ppl's perspective to see if they were cheating usually
like sometimes its my team sometimes its the others, i just always want to see if the guy was legit or not
>>154905519
>GN3
>Cheating
Cute
this game...... is so........ dead....................
>>154907916
The general is dead. The game isn't.
who /realniggahours/ here?
U betta smash dat MF (You) button if u up
>>154769017
Those guns are accurate while running so you probably cant use rifles due to your poor movement.
>>154909907
Gotta work at 1030, not sure if I should sleep for 4 hours or just play csgo and run off caffeine pills
Betting sites that work in US that don't use bitcoin bullshit?
>>154913191
good joke
I'm new to CSGO. Is the aim_botz map just a meme or can it really help me aim better?
>>154915309
yes
dreamhack soon guys
look alive
>>154916634
Are any of our guys playing?
csgolounge getting banned killed csgo
So why is Dazed analysing? Is this not a Valve sponsored event?
>>154917574
It was already dead, csgolounge get banned just weeded out all the redditors who were just there to bet and type "Take my energy not my skins xddd" in chat.
>>154918165
no it's not
wow gambit is so shit at cobble
>get queued against cheater
>lose
>play another game
>get kicked by 4 party cheater team
>>154918784
Thanks for your skins, kiddo
>>154918925
skins?
how did gambit even go 14 rounds against dignitas
FUCKING CIS TRASH
FUCKING GAMBIT GARBAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why are all the best players white?
>>154903171
>spic
>monkey
pick one
i miss this general
Just started competitive playing. Feel like it's gna be fuckin ages before I get to 10 wins. 6 games, 2 wins. Keep getting placed against gold rank, and my teams do sweet FA to try and win.
Are these mousepads any good?
>happy last alive
>two players instantly turn and start looking at flank
every single time
>>154929534
It's essentially 4v5 when you play against nv
Watching Happy play is so cringeworthy. He 'lurks' in the same spot every single time and he doesn't even have a sense of urgency when his teammates are dying rushing a site and it's obvious that he's trying to backstab. Especially on force or eco rounds when 4 of his teammates will try to just get a bomb plant and he's 'lurking' with a deagle in mid.
>>154929728
It looks like a fucking pug t.b.h.
>>154929728
>>154929963
The thing is, they should be able to take bombsites with like a 4v3 or a 4v2 strat
But NV haven't been able to do that well in like a year
Also, because happy doesn't actively lurk and slow down/prevent rotations, half the time they're executing against a full team
Remember Kioshima was the problem in nv
>>154930428
He's a lurker who doesn't take risks.
>>154930832
He's not taking risks for himself, but he's risking a lot for his team
>bot devil
devil almost got cut there
This is just like my MM games
T-side everyone runs out 1 by 1 and gets picked
CT-side everyone turns into fucking f0rest
>>154931830
that was a great spray on the last round though
>>154931884
The team kill really wasn't that bad. It looked like all 4 players had brain farts at the same time.
>less than 100k viewers for a dreamhack lan
gg gotards
>>154932072
>caring about honeypot lans
c u at the next major my dude
>>154932198
honeypot meme is dead
killed by the uzbek shitter
>>154932278
>be OG
>win two majors
>bomb ti
honeypot isnt a meme, its a fact
>>154932020
the tk was a bit of a clusterfuck
nbk would've called one short, the guy who jumped past him in ladder
then nbk is playing in smoke and sees the barrel of the guy on mid catwalk, calls that, but not that he ran back towards top mid cause he falls back into ladder room and the smoke there
devil was in con i think, and then sees nbk basically come out of a smoke after hearing that there's two ts in that area
I think it was mostly nbk's fault pretty much, i think he should've pistoled the guy on mid catwalk instead of falling back and reloading
but yeah, clusterfuck that happens in like 3 seconds
>>154932586
All in all I would conclude that the dink through smoke tilted everyone
>>154932647
but then devil got the defuse with like .1 second remaining and all was well
how did nbk miss that kill s.m.h.
JUST
this is quite entertaining
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
apex best entryfragger
This is as bad as the flipside vs mousesports match at columbus
Happy clutches: 1/10
damn that was bl by kenny
This is fucking boring now fuck me end this shit already someone
Anyone enjoying the multiple OT script? I think it's about to end.
New player here, any tips/info?
Also is there a /cgg/ casual group or is it all just XxMLGProxX?
>triple awp setup
>there are people right now that are unironically enjoying this literal MM game
>>154934616
what did he mean by this cgg casual group?
>>154934573
>not enjoying kennyS annihilating danish scrubs
>wanted to hop on my excercise bike during this match
>12:3 first half, oh well not gonna get much
i gave up half an hour ago
>round 61
>still caught out by moddi holding the gap on a ramp smoke
Will there ever be a major as comfy as ESL One Cologne 2014?
>bennis peeking mid with the bomb when fris is getting awp kills left and right
lmao the fucking idiocy of french faggots
>>154935303
MLG Columbus
>people are just pretending that viewership hasn't decline and 130k viewers is some big deal for a game that used to get like 250k+ for it's groups a year ago
in a year's time people are going to be saying 50k for groups is good, and pretend we always had that level of viewership
>>154935514
its not a major
>>154935303
winter 2013
everything was new and fresh and fun
MAKE IT STOPPPPPP
>>154935514
no one actually believed 250k+ was csgo's base viewership audience. it only happened because skin trading peaked and it was a major (free skins).
but yeah, viewership in general has also declined.
>>154935580
>its not a major
there we fucking go
what the fuck was that
>ending it all by flashing yourself like a retard
frogs everyone
thank god its over what a pugfest
>>154935823
mirage between two evenly matched teams
>>154935514
cs go is no longer in the top 3 most watched games on twitch, it was top 2 for like all of 2015
anyone who says the viewership is fine if 100% deluded
>>154935837
only 7 seconds left on bomb, he had no choice
460 kills that game
459 on the scoreboard, and devil's tk would've been -1
LMAO Envy cucking their fans by saying no to autographs
>asking the losing team for autographs
>>154935940
>no lans for cs go for a month
>no online matches for cs go for a month
>dota 2 international
check back in 2 months or so
>>154936189
yeah, being lower than dota or league is common
being lower than hearthstone hasn't happened in over a year
>>154936313
>>154936313
Blizzard are just spamming Asian tournys left and right, CS has not had proper lans in about a month. i see them going back to #3 next month.
that being said, LoL is also on the way out, so i'm just waiting for source 2.
Anyone catch that fist bump + finger sniff in a webm?
>its a dead general kind of thread episode
>its a csgo hasnt been the most watched since 2015 episode
>its a gay/weeb poster episode
>its a you gotta git gud episode
>its a lmao you guys have nothing to talk about now that betting is ded episode
>its a 4:3 is a meme episode
what else am i missing here?
>>154935940
I never see Dota 2 above CS, LoL and Hearthstone, but they run a ridiculous amount of these D tier leagues and yearly stats get skewed by The International numbers.
>>154936664
>4:3 is a meme
Really? I play 4:3 because the games is native to 4:3 and performs better with it.
Any way to disable all sound effects/etc without muting chat? My headphones are busted and I have to use my webcam's mic til I get a new one
>>154937146
>he fell for the 4:3 meme
>>154937350
>memes about 4:3 being a meme
>posts a 4:3 800x600 (800x600) using meme player
uuuuuuuuuuuh?
>i'm a "rifler"
the next major they should play the reserve maps or a hostage map
>>154939135
with all doo respect, are you idiot??
meant for the all star match
how is dig this shit honestly
why the fuckd id i bet on em
rubino toggled
At dreamhack bucharest right now. Dubs decides what I do
>>154939827
nys
Is Xantares really the best player in the world?
Or are his stats better than everyones because he plays against literal whos?
>>154939827
Yell pepe
>roaches
>good
pick one
>>154939827
look for a qt little girl and take creep shots
>>154940175
this desu
>>154940272
Fuck off niggers
>watch event
>2 hours of talking and "analyzing" before game starts
>game finally starts
>forced to look at shots of the players or crowd until 20 seconds into the round before we finally get to see actual gameplay
>get to look at the ugly faces of players like JW again well before the round properly ends
>don't get to see tight defuses or kills that happen after the bomb explodes because getting 11 year old nip fanboys on camera is more important
>game finally ends after being paused about 5 times for both technical and tactical reasons
>2 more hours of talking before the next match
Nice.
Fucking.
Game.
I can see how this gets so many viewers.
>>154940512
what a horrible post
le epic over exaggerate meme
>>154940512
>2 hours of talking and "analyzing"
more like 10 min
>20 seconds into the round
false
>ugly faces of players like JW
JW isn't ugly and the majority of CS players are average to good looking
>don't get to see tight defuses or kills that happen after the bomb explodes
wrong, replays for every round
>paused about 5 times
wrong
>tactical reasons
only 2 tactical pauses total in a game maximum
>2 more hours of talking
wrong. 10 min talking and ads 5-10 min
>Rubino literally tracing a player through 3 walls
>quickly change the camera
how are these players allowed to cheat this blatantly?
>>154941048
>>154941125
>70k viewers on main stream
but I guess I'm the only one who feels this way lel ;)
>>154941475
but you were wrong
>>154941538
Your game is not dying.
See I can lie too.
>>154941785
not for the reasons you said tho
no one is saying it's not
>>154941865
>not for the reasons you said tho
prove it, you can't
>>154942074
>2 hours of talking and "analyzing"
more like 10 min
>20 seconds into the round
false
>ugly faces of players like JW
JW isn't ugly and the majority of CS players are average to good looking
>don't get to see tight defuses or kills that happen after the bomb explodes
wrong, replays for every round
>paused about 5 times
wrong
>tactical reasons
only 2 tactical pauses total in a game maximum
>2 more hours of talking
wrong. 10 min talking and ads 5-10 min
>losing to ecos
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
>>154942113
then what is on stream right now
it sure isn't csgo
>>154942350
yeah dude epic proof
>there is no content 1 minute after game
whoa there!
>arguing with an anime
>>154942579
I don't know why people bother when they always lose anyway. You can't beat anime.
>>154942464
this is still not csgo
>not filtering animes
>>154942786
tell me a sport or esport or whatever the fuck that doesn't have breaks after games
oh wait you don't know any sports because you are fat and greasy
remember when nv were actually good?
s1mple is the problem
>>154942976
bullet chess
checkm8, m8 (get it?)
>>154943018
its been too long
>>154943018
No, I remember them doing meme pistol rushes every round during a very ct oriented era of csgo.
VP or Heroic?
I like SPUNJ on the desk
It's not just swearing
>it's been 40 minutes of talking and the match isn't close to starting
I just wanted to watch counter strike
>>154944597
needs more swearing desu
>>154944537
Heroic
would a controller make me play better in csgo?
>>154935514
video games explode and have golden ages, csgo's is over and people won't want to talk about it. the next big thing is coming around the corner because everyone will get bored and want to jump on something. in time there will be another counter strike on a superior engine with superior gameplay and we'll all be back.
na servers used to have whites in them, now they are infested with mexicans, this is always the marker sign of a video game declining
>>154947052
you mean brazilians right? fuck those random BR's
>>154947052
I only get south americans when playing after ~2am on east coast.
>>154947451
this may be the case for you idk
now that the game is filled with retarded hoosiers it's impossible to communicate
>C9 isnt on
>Dazed isn't there
>no cutie boys
>pansy hasn't been on girls gone wild yet
WHY IS ESL SO BAD
Do these casters get jobs just because there's no one else to do it?
All they ever say is "omg he shoots the guy, x shoots y. He didn't aim good though"
If you just listen to the cast with no video you have no idea what's going on. There is almost no indication of what the play or setup is during a round. They don't even seem to know how economy works besides "uhh they have pistol now"
>top fragging
>teammates are 4 man premade
>brits and other arabs
>start talking shit
>kick me
>I get banned
Nice game, gotards!
>>154948556
all they have time for is blah blah blah
yes you are correct
>>154948558
>he doesn't 5 stack with the official /csgog/ discord
>>154949221
Wow, it's no mic, autism, 200 ping, and hacks
Great 4 other players
I literally can't get out of mg1. what do
>>154950557
mg1 and le are literally the same thing
you have to get a 4stack of competent players
honestly make a reddit post asking for old LEMs from before the rank reset because they are usually reliable and not fucking retarded
LES GO
>skadewie
>>154747370
NICE BEARD KENNYS
>>154956138
JUST
>>154752774
>my inventory is worth more then your career
>anime picture
oh the irony
>>154956138
it's not that bad.
>>154771421
Kys, we don't need you
https://twitter.com/zAAzCSGO/status/776908041098846208
kek potter has to slouch to get the same height as koosta
>>154771421
anon ignore all these incredible faggots. Thats most of the CS:GO Community. Every gun in this game has a very specific spray pattern that they always follow. Really only the first 1-3 bullets are going to be accurate the rest are shit. So you need to learn the spray pattern of the weapon you are using and counter it. AKA starting at the head and pulling your mouse cursor down. The reason why you are killing by shooting at their feet is because the spray of your bullets are going up AKA why you cant get headshots. Also running and shooting is a big no no with assault rifles. You can counter this tho by say if you are running forward using "w" by tapping "s" and then stopping you can reset your recoil essentially and can shoot. Same goes with if you are moving to the right with "d" you counter it with "a".
>>154965119
I realized I used AKA wrong in every part of the sentence. Ignore it.
>>154963080
did they....?
>>154966558
No, potter only gives up the goods for white dingus
update dropping HOT
>>154963080
what is going on with him in this pic, looks like she is holding him there against his own will
so is the hitbox bug fix live now?
>>154963080
>tfw your arm will never touch potters right boob
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/09/16029/
oh shit niggas a NEW UPDATE
awp sound lmao
>That new awp sound
Just kill this fucking game.
So I just updated my client and now when I try to launch I get this error:
CS GO Fatal Error failed to connect to local steam client process
I've tried restarting Steam, logging in and out, and verifying my cache? What do? I like, NEED my few hours of CSGO tonight.
>>154935303
MLG Columbus. Also what happened to MTS GameGod Wolf, considering the Asian scene is growing you think a team of Indians who went to a major, invite or not, would have some presence.
>>154973394
at least one or more got vac'd
>>154973471
oh also i think esea pulled out of india or the servers for vavle are terrible or something. the ME scene (like risky) is more alive
Literally flying with the new crouch jump. gg valve
>awp
>scout
>auto
all sound like shit wtf valve
https://twitter.com/OpTic_Mixwell/status/776947389831770112
kek
KEK
>game has even more bugs now
>new jumping is fucking retarded
>new gun sounds are actual autism
>reddit going crazy over a literal meme patch
>tfw
>>154975589
DELIGHTFUL MEME ANON!
>>154975589
now retitle it "when csgo releases and update"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154976470
grav 750?
nice game gotards
>>154976470
>map design is now completely meaningless
we call of duty now
Awp sounds strange, the others sound good
>>154975589
post more senpai
>game has a bug where an animation doesn't match the first person camera
>instead of fixing the retarded head animation that shouldn't exist, make a whole new system that syncs the camera to the animation
>this introduces multiple game breaking bugs
>despite them literally making a beta branch just for this update the bugs still make it live
you cannot make this shit up
fucking comedy gold right here
>>154976470
gotards will defend this
regards from /owg/
thats what i call the ugandan rankup niggies
>>154976470
>yfw this actually works
>>154976470
Not playing mirage until they fix this i guess. Cant think of any other maps were this would be really strong but im sure there is.
>>154978912
cache
>>154978912
d2 has some OP spots you can self boost
>>154978912
you can boost yourself up the boxes in long doors on d2
you can basically boost yourself up any box that was previously just out of range, I'm sure there are a lot more
lmaoing @ valve rn
lol
the fuck shitty knife skine is that?
its a karambit dumbass
not an official skine tho fuck head
also https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/776968764847972352
what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XdCiFUDoFU
gotards?
>>154982579
Are you telling me you haven't done it?
>>154983686
if i could i would
you think diane and koosta are smashing?
Did they fix it? Should I even play mm?
>>154985560
i didnt know dabears was that fuckin ripped
>dabears
>ripped
dyel?
>>154985560
Front middle looks like "i am disappoint" and dabears looks like strong happy
>154985932
i dont reply to posts that dont give me a (you) ;>
>>154985560
who is the twink bottom right
thats ethan (nahtE)
>>154988946
old meme my brother
remember when there were no mexicans playing csgo?
I tough dizzy kitten was a real gamer grill but no, is more into anime.
>>154989461
*Peruvians, we dota 2 now
>>154989639
*she is more
>>154932396
Yeah, i really dont know who to cheer for a TI or really big tourneys anymore and i dont know which logic the bigger prize pools follow
what's a good list of Rank:Competitive Wins ratio
>>154991383
https://csgosquad.com/stats
>>154989639
She's clearly not. If you watch her stream she barely even pays attention to the game she's playing
>>154992225
Didnt tough about it, you are right. If she would play a wider list of games i would still watch her playing, but she dont.
>>>>>>>>>>>>over"""""""watch"""""""" is a """""""""""competitive""""""""" """"""""""fps"""""""""""
https://twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/777029788699537408
as a Silver - Gold Nova person, should I stick to learning stuff on my own through practise and stay with MM or will something like ESEA help me out in the long run?
reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>154995498
i wouldn't worry about it, the game is dying
these new crouching changes are the most cancerous thing i have ever seen
>>154995498
doesn't matter, everyone cheats and the game will be dead within 2 years
>win 9 comp matches in a row
>no rank up
>finally lose and now I'm sure I won't rank up even if I win another 4 in a row
Fucking bullshit.
jesus the new sounds are like something from 1999. what the fuck are they doing?
>>154998849
I actually like the new sounds
>>154998969
stop lying. they sound like the same bass-heavy muddy mess
https://gfycat com/ConsiderateBlackGrouse
>Can self boost now
Nice job valve
you know you can post the acutal link. are you some kind of retard?
3. Gambit picked Cobblestone
should i have tamale or ramen for dinner
>>155000352
tamale
>>155000352
what's tamale?
based obs
>>155000764
seasoning + meat wrapped in corn meal then wrapped in a corn husk and baked
>>154976470
>>154977165
>>154978505
>>154999320
reddit fags are currently defending this and I'm not even joking
bhopping is also broken isn't it? but who cares evil haxx0rz use it xddd
i got over 1k hours in csgo and i still cant bhop
is the lightning strike going to raise in price now that the awp sounds like thunder
>>155001078
practice scroll in css
LMAO 2ANDERS
2ANDERS
>>155001294
Full-buy Anders + force-buy Anders
Now that betting is gone this general is deader than dead
>>155001854
The euros abanndoned when vac got updated and now only NA keeps this thread alive and they're asleep
dosia looks like he's dying, but less so than usual
>it's another "kennys gets 3 kills but nv loses the round" episode
lmao gambit is literal trash
>>155001754
kek
jesus christ
fucking disgusting
he almost looked healthy for a second there
>>155003001
Dosia at full power pretty much looks like pudge.
>>155003167
assfag pls go
LMAO
https://twitter.com/dianeCSGO/status/776915355507699712
>Ya'll wyld
What did NBK mean by that?
OH FUCK SPUNJ JUST GOT FIRED
>>155003282
>https://twitter.com/dianeCSGO/status/776915355507699712
damm
>>154865790
Why are people against race mixing?
>pistols
>balanced
Why is playing dust2 considered bad taste among 'gogers?
>>155010094
dust 2 is the lair of all types of cancers like squeakers, ruskies, cheaters and smurfs
plus it's AWP: the map
Thank you Valve
>>154998032
>I actually win 4 more in a row and rank up
Thank god. Only took 13 wins and 1 loss.
Are they playing DH Open on todays patch?
>>155011284
>tfw I can't do it
>>155011720
Press crouch just before you jump, at the top of your jump press crouch again
Haven't found that many map breaking self-boosts. This isn't really on par with the Mirage and Cache one. But pretty good
>>155012017
you can get up there by yourself anyway, not that fast, but you can.
What happens if I get kicked literally one milisecond after defusing the bomb and winning the game? Fucking love playing with 4 man premades
>>155013959
you get the win.
you never get fully disconnected from the server until about 5 minutes, so you do still get the win 100%.
>>155013959
>>155014243
Even if you get kicked after first round you get the whole match with all round wins and losses.
Basically everything in your match history counts.
>>155011579
Nope
Do you guys think R8 would be in a good balance if they made it work kind of like how Mei's secondary fire works in Overwatch?
Basically make it so that once you press M1 you commit to shooting after a slight delay instead of having to keep the button held down until you fire
In return you could reduce the delay by like 30-50%
>>155015765
R8 has no place in CS
>>155010094
it's the most popular map by far so 4chan has to be contrarians and hate it
>>155015997
Personally I don't play dust2 because it's a shadow of the 1.6 version. There are so many bad changes which imbalance the map
On top of that the fact that it is the most popular map means that's what all the cheaters, shitters and d2babbys queue.
Back in Source pro games, did people shoot the A long barrels on dd2 to obstruct the doors exit?
>>155017190
>Source
>"pro games"
>>155017293
b-but there were, right?
>>155017190
sometimes
you also sometimes shot barrels on top of a bomb to hide it
but it isnt really effective way to block a route
also i think in some competitive rulesets the servers had all those physics disabled
What do you q boys?
>>155019419
dust2 only.
>>155019419
d2 and inferno
>be dmg
>shit on kids and nearly 40 bomb, win
>turns out im the only dmg and the other 9 are all LEs
>dont rank up
?????????????
>snappi
more like chokii
>>155019853
>>155019857
howdy reddit
>>155020220
ohayou gotard
>>155017190
>Source pro games
>>155019419
d2 solo
KennyS' haircut, hot or not?
r8 my new haircut boys
Why would you buy a pistol as CT on the pistol round?
Happy plays like a fucking MG1.
>>155021915
because when you can pick between a smoke and 2 flashes or a smoke, a flash and a p250 it's not that awful of a choice to go for the p250
>>155022316
Isn't the USP good enough though?
1 taps
>>155021819
>not rocking a desi
>>155022374
>not p2k
Happy is the worst fucking lurker ever.
https://youtu.be/sTOL58OmE5g
what did he mean by this?
-happy
-devil
+Ex6TenZ
+SIXER
>>155022792
the cuck choker browses le 4chan
>>155019419
>inferno
>queueing non-comp maps
Lel
Why is everyone standing up at the front of the sage?
Friis is so fucking bad
Why is he even on a team.
Is Envy choking 13-2?
I actually like most of the new gun sounds, but what in the actual fuck is the awp supposed to sound like?
>>155024921
Most of the sounds are trash. Even the reloading sounds. Slide and bolt racks sounds more like clicking a button than a chunk of metal slamming against metal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/chrome/comments/536q9y/how_to_revert_back_to_the_old_style_chrome_before/
>>155025017
Yeah the clicking and clacking (especially p250) is a bit exaggerated.
>>155026580
They need more clank and clunk instead of click and clack.
>>155025895
https://www.reddit.com/r/botnet/comments/536q9y/how_to_revert_back_to_the_old_style_botnet_before/
>playing overwatch for free
>>155029878
play this for free
*opens dick*
>only 196hrs played
>already reached DMG
When does this game get hard?
So I haven't played in a while, what should I buy for an eco? P250 or FiveseveN? and for t-side I'm pretty sure I should just go tec-9, right?
>>155031121
cz/5 7 on CT
p250 + flash on T
>>155031280
no armor? or is that just what you buy with vest?
>FaZe
>>155030626
at LEM / Sup
I like CS:GO because it completely shuts down my sexual drive. I don't even masturbate for weeks while playing hard.
are faze our guys?
>>155033956
No.
am I our guy?
>It's 4 months till the next major
>>155033956
sort of. Rain and aizy are our boys, but not the rest.
>CoD Orgs
wow vp is horrible
isnt this nigga 15 how the fuck he look like a 40 yr old already
>>154864157
Improvised smokes often work, not because they necessarily land where you wanted them to but because they often really confuse the players used to more typical flow of the game and that's when you might get away with all kinds of bullshit.
Like when I just smoked the CT on dust2, walzed through it towards a site and killed three enemies, none of which even tried to shoot at me as they were busy guarding short and long.
I had no reason to go that way and that's why I did it and it worked.
>>155036054
>TK (ocean's team)
>Optic
>NV
>Faze
>Denial
>Elevate
Why they all SUCK DICK
someone please boost me im dmg
>>155038764
>nike
>adidas
>shoes 3 inches too big
What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/777235833199951872
Somebody wants 3x Gamma Cases?
They are 0.17$ right now but i cant sell rn on the steam market soo ill accept any trade.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/helmuthgerka/
anyone wanna q up?
gn2 from germany
dont have anyone to play with :(
>>155043573
are you a girl?
Is bunnyhoping on 64 tick servers possible/worth learning?
>>155043878
wtf how did you know
>>155044036
not worth it. it's inconsistent.
>>155042331
I dont get it, explain please
>>155046718
pansy has a dick
>>155046776
But girls can fap too
>>155046885
No they cant, unless they have a girl dick
i fucking love when you get 10 shots clearly on the head with a glock and end up doing 30 in 3
This fucking game is dead. The new crouch jump height is stupid.
>>155048884
it's a bug, probably will be ''''hotfixed'''' in 2 weeks knowing valve
>>155049268
The hotfixes take longer than normal dota patches smdh
>>155046989
No man lol
just got to global, now what
>>155050750
No man's Pansy
>>155044036
Learning? You fucking jump when you hit the ground what are you learning lmaaaooo
How am I doing for being in silver?
>>155054683
>being accurate
lmao silvers
>>155019419
Inferno/Nuke/Overpass/Cache
Occasionally Mirage/Train.
Never Dust II or Cobblestone
>>155019419
dust2 only
>old,VACed account
>high rank ever gotten:GN3,dropped to GN1 before VAC
>new account
>2nd competitive game:with GN4s and MGs
What the fuck?
finally le lads
will everyone stop speaking russian and turkish now or what
falling of the board
new thread
>>155057628
>>155057628
>>155057628
>>155054683
>H: 9.21
>>155057650
You are a fucking retard you know that?
>>155057464
Esea has ranks now
>>155058216
It's full spraying , not tapping
unless you're saying the spray should only be on the head. Also the 9.21 is a percent, not only that many headshots