dota 2 general - d2g - the gulag

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First for sad void.

>download Dota 2
>character feels clunky as fuck because muh turn rates
>uninstall

What nerf will meepo get?
His winrate ins't this high since 2012 or earlier.

I hope frogman doesn't fuck my favourite hero again

>>154664139
>stand up
>feel clunky because muh turn rates
>kys

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>>154663976
EAST LA

found the swecucks

how do you itemize against PA? genuine new player here pls no bully

>>154664271
thanks anon

>>154664139
>play league, my favorite game
>go to d2g
???

>>154664394
armor/ghost scepter/evasion

>>154664394
you itemize based on the enemy heroes, your heroes, your particular hero, the role you're playing with that hero, and the way the game is going or the way you expect the game might go.

https://clips.twitch
.tv/arteezy/ProudDogANELE

>ARTEEZY IS GOOD

>>154664271
still don't like it

>>154664372
im here

>>154663421
>>154664467

>>154664448
how effective is armor against crits?
why do I get annoying captchas on every single post?

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Who would win in an ice fight, AA or Lich?

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How do I stop constantly comparing myself to others.

>When you've found a stupidly strong gimmick strat and are enjoying literal FREE MMR

>>154665220
(You)

I'm going to play a 10v10 game

what a good&fun hero?

>>154665395
zooz
againhims kunka

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>>154665220

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terrorblade

>>154665517
sounds cool, I'll try it

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found it, now ill finish it

>>154665581
Can someone post the draskyl reactions from this ti?

>>154665653
I wish she was doing that to my dick.

>real women are not that arousing
>dota heroines make me hard
why does this happen?

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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

>>154664394
Silver edge

>>154665868
>bow to me mortal
>mortal
>both are demons
stopped reading right there, immersion shattered

guys guys what if

what if t4/t3 towers had mana break

>>154664394
all that's been said but also include blademail.

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>>154665820

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You're watching our guy streaming right?

>>154666531
no

>>154666531
Matumbaman?

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Is anyone up for some dota together?

>>154666709
Fuck off

>>154666531
jimmie~-senpai ~~~~

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/general/513933-liquid-fuses-with-crunchyroll

WE /a/NIME NOW?

>guy first pick instalocks spectre in low priority
>enemy team picks abaddon, huskar, alch, jakiro, silencer
>spectre spergs out all game in voice chat and in post game chat in a 16 year old teenage voice
>check his steam profile
>public inventory showing multiple items that cost hundreds of dollars like void perceptions of the mind
>solo mmr: 1900
>party mmr: 1600

if you ever make money, do not ever give any money to your kids. it ruins them for life.

we watching bulldog lads?

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>>154667830

what's the current item build on BH?

>>154667919
Arcane dagon 5

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Is playing Techies offlane legit or I just fell for the meme? I mean, enemy carry us fucked by constant rain of my autos and often ragequit the lane to jungle or enemy offlane, but I feel like I'm useless and blowing up 1-2 ppl every 3 minutes doesn't change much.

>>154668000
what else? I feel to squishy

>>154668061
Wow i'm sure you harassed a lot of carries out of the lane by your extremely strong 1.8 bat 20 damage autoattacks

>instapick Juggernaut
>mark I wanna go safe lane on the map
>some nigger picks PA and says ''I go solo'' marking the same lane

why dotards have this weird idea that I'm gonna change my fucking plan because some random fuckwad said so? I see it all the time.

>>154668072
Wards, positioning
Eblade i guess maybe
some people like deso but, to me, melee bh isnt smart. I'm also pretty bad.

>>154666927
But you dont even know me anon. Do you wanna play maybe?

>>154664394
blademail, silver edge, mkb, dagon, eblade, force staff, ghost scepter, manta style, euls scepter, glimmer cape, shadow blade, solar crest, butterfly, orchid, heaven's halberd, rod of atos, bloodthorn all counter PA in some way or another

PA is such a pathetic hero you should just ignore her, focus on countering her 4 allies, and odds are the items you bought will deal with her anyway

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I watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5ogmxO1BU

Slacks is such a fucking idiot. Im fucking baffled.
And the retard places himself on a pedestal because the stars fucking aligned and he accidentally got to 4.7k.

It just makes me mad.

>>154668179
2 null talismans and you have ~60 poke with sniper range, and when they come close you just allahu akbar them

>riot owners say they have 100 million active players.
>show no evidence of this but only by word.
>lolbabs eat this up.

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>no tank hero

>>154667919
just buy arcanes and greaves and track people

>If you have your interface and game in english queue for english, otherwise you should be queuing with people of your own language

There i fixed MM

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it just blows me away that i cant play one fucking game after a week off and even have it fucking remotely approach being an actual game. it just fucking blows my mind

the last pick sven had fucking sniper available to him

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Time Walk:
>Time walk no longer makes faceless void invulnerable and is interrupted if he becomes disabled
>Speed from 3000 to 2000
>Damage is now rewound throughout the time walk, mirroring when it was dealt in reverse. An attack that hit you 1 second ago will be healed at 50% of the distance, an attack that hit you 2 seconds ago will be healed at the very end.

Time Dilation:
>Duration from 6/8/10/12 to 4 at all levels
>Cooldown from 40/34/28/22 to 6 at all levels
>Now slows by constant 15/20/25/30%
>Instead of pausing cooldowns, slows down the rate at which cooldowns elapse by 45/60/75/90%
>Slows all enemy projectiles in the aoe by 45/60/75/90% for 4 seconds (All projectiles from spells, attacks, items)

Time Lock:
>Now pauses cooldowns for 1 second for each time lock during chronosphere (duration stacks)

Chronosphere:
>Cast time from 0.35 to 0.65
>Aghanims no longer reduces cooldown
>Aghanims now causes faceless void to simultaneously attack all enemy units inside chronosphere with each attack

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>>154668757

>>154668757
by the way of course it gave me one of these fucking cocksuckers again GUESS WHAT you now get a 20 minute queue ban for dodging ONE time in low priority

http://evilgeniuses.gg/
http://evilgeniuses.gg/
http://evilgeniuses.gg/
wew lad

>>154668947
that aghs upgrade is ridiculously broken

>>154668757
>out of 10 players 0 (ZERO) have decent farm
>normal skill
>probally 2k or lower bracket

Jesus fucking christ, just stop playing dota 2.

>>154669162
>23days until the roster

what the fuck

>>154669162
23 days for their roster? wfucking attention whjores

>>154669226
why would the enemy team farm when they could just end the game?

how could my team farm on any lane?

what is the mentality of people who get boosted

i know a guy who paid a bit over two hundred ($200) dollars to get boosted from 2800 to 4200

i don't understand why

>>154669358
they believe the reason why they are 2k mmr is because they're teammates are so bad they don't have influence in the game

yes they are that retarded

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Why the fuck people build aghs on meepo?

It just give another possible meepo to your enemy to kill.

A damage item or assault is way better.
Also a shadow edge

>>154669358
ask PSG

>>154669226
that's PSG, he has 7000 hours of Dota 2.

http://pastebin.com/vzfuE6GF

>pastebin very related

>>154669282
>>154669287
is this a meme

>>154669446
>leave gulag for over two years
>come back
>PSG is still a meme and exactly where he wwas

>>154669358
if you have low behavior score you can't gain mmr, but you can get boosted to gain mmr

at higher mmr behavior score matters far less, leading to a far more stable and enjoyable experience. also getting boosted results in a huge load of behavior score as your teammates pour on commends.

worth it if you value your account, not worth it if you just want to play at higher mmr (can buy throwaway 4200 mmr account for like 10 dollars)

>>154669162
Insider bro here
You guys are in for a surprise

>>154669395
what if you never leveled meepo ult so that you never died from your meepo clones?

>>154669169
>does literally nothing if you don't get multiple heroes in a chronosphere
>doesn't increase your single target dps whatsoever
>4200 item that only gives +10 damage +10 attack speed yet gives an upgrade totally dependent on your autoattacks on a hero with only +17 damage as a steroid

>>154669520
>if you have low behavior score you can't gain mmr, but you can get boosted to gain mmr
>if you have low behavior score you can't gain mmr

>but you can get boosted to gain mmr

that casual doublethink

>>154669520
what's a low behavior score and what's a high one

mine is 6940 or some shit

Did anybody create a webm from the Sheever bra flash?

Because
>The page could not be found, or has been deleted by its owner.

The only think posted in the other thread is https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1473779957683.png

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>>154669520
>have low behavior score and mmr
>pay someone to raise both
>do not become any better at the game
>lose majority of games in new bracket
>get reported for being shit
>money wasted

yeah you'd have to be a retard to pay someone to boost your account.

>>154669678
boosters are 6.5k-8k type players. you are not. my booster was a top 100 eu east player/semi pro

>>154669686
below about 8000 games start suffering. below 5000 games are bad. below 2000 you run into intentional game ruiners every single game and will have on average a 33% win rate.

>>154669719
what was the context for this

>>154669719
found it already, thanks

>>154668061
people get really triggered by techies
as long as youre making someone on the enemy team rage and youre forcing them to buy sentries, youre doing good

If you get an early 6 you can go around the jungle and place ult mines in the enemies camps and when the carry goes to farm it, you blow it up and say "hehe"

after a few times they'll start to tilt and you'll just win

>>154669789
>>lose majority of games in new bracket

i had positive win rates in both unranked and ranked after boosting unranked by 1300 mmr and ranked by 600. sorry to burst your bubble, kiddo, but mmr just doesn't mean what you think it does

behavior score is literally the real mmr

>>154669869
post it you fucknugget

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>>154669818
>>154669972

This is the whole "incident".

>>154670057
what prompted it though

>>154669818
>>154670057
Hey, do i still have tits? Yep, they are still there, i just """accidentally""" flashed them to my teenage viewers, and boy was that awkward!

>>154669937
>I had
>had
Yeah.

You're so fucking bad at dota
Why do you even play it

>>154670176
not sure, seems like something itched and she just forgot

just queued for ranked
no idea what to pick
give me a meme hero for 2k

>>154669803
>>154669520
You got any sources on this?

Because my last 20 matches i've carried hard as meepo and i got 16 commends. Can confirm that i had no shit feeders or bad manners in my games after 3~4 games.

I'm on a 800xpm/750gpm average.

>>154670236
You know something that really bugs me.

There is no way sheever doesn't have a boyfriend.

But she's never even once alluded to it.

>>154670370
random

>>154664271
What does this mean and why does it keep getting posted?

>>154670236
>my teenage viewers
Y'kno I've actually been wondering about this.
Are people who watch a lot of shit on twitch typically like, 13-18 years old? It would explain a lot.

I just watch dota tourneys and a couple pro streams. I can't imagine following around a ""personality"" who just plays whatever.

>>154670386
source is professor psg. i understand more about this than anyone else in the community. take it or leave it

>>154670404
well, in the Mafia Lan there were some clear statements from other guests and they never denied, just rolled with it.

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>>154670352
Yeah right, look at the face she makes just before she does it.

Whoever's nailing her probably told her to do it for laughs.

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I was one of the worst flamers in hon with, leave % always capped. I also only played carry and mid, now I play all roles.

who /changed man/ here?

I average 50-60 cs at 10 min playing mid

how do I improve it?

who is more successful? Loda or EE?

>>154670752
>clear statements

Such as?

>>154670404
odpixel has been her boyfriend for like 6 months bro.

btw, she just uninvited herself from TI7/majors. great job sheevs.

>>154670917
>EE Approx. Total Earnings: $754,077
>Loda Approx. Total Earnings: $635,038

Looks like EE.

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>>154669520
this makes zero sense PSG, prepare to get debunked again

You have stated in the past numerous times that the reason you cannot climb is because your behavior score is low. Because your behavior score is low the game assigns you teammates with low behavior score as well. You then proceed to claim that these players are more terrible than what their MMR displays.

You claim that it's impossible to win because of all these extremely bad players. You also claim that your true MMR/true behavior score is much higher than it is. The reason why you have bad behavior score is because you are a toxic player, just like all the others however you claim your different. You've never really explained how just that you have the possibility of playing as a regular player.

However even if we accept all your notions we still have one large fundamental issue. Behavior score should not hold you back from climbing MMR.

It's still the same issue as the old ELO HELL issue. There's 4 chances of having toxic teammates and 5 chances of playing vs toxic enemies.

On average if you are as you say actually not toxic and high MMR you should climb because the chances are that the enemy has more toxic players than your team because you are the constant that gives your team an advantage.

Don't bother replying to me psg I won't read your garbage

>>154670880
>now I play all roles.

Yeah, now that TPs are 50g instead of 135g, wards share a slot, passive gold has increased, mid is no longer a snowball lane, and supports actually have midgame items with non-retarded buildup, there are plenty of "Changed men" like you.

If you never suffered the pain of playing ward-bitch during the TI3-era Nyx/Bara days just fuck off.

> she just uninvited herself from TI7/majors

Thank god

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>>154670673
As a Sheeverfag, if 13 year olds wanted to get their hormones flowing Sheevers is probably the last stream on Twitch for that. LoL has dedicated camwhores, Sheever doesn't usually wear that slut clothing, she's pure and Nordic

>>154670967
I do not remember the wording, but it was about Sheever and Owen being a couple.

>>154670057
brb fappin

>>154671064
I was never debunked. over 80% of users here responded in my post boosting poll that I would win less than 45% of my games and hemorrhage mmr in the next 50 games after boosting. I won 50% of my games.

I dunno what your wall of text is because I'm not going to read it, but let me explain something to you: I focus on being constructive, whether you like me or the PSG persona or not. I researched and figured out how low prio and behavior score works. I shared this information and improved the experience of dota for countless people. I am one of the reasons players now strive to gain behavior score and treat each other better.

You? You throw slings and arrows, like a petty cretin.

>>154670386
it's real however it doesn't really affect your games to the extend PSG is saying

the game tries to queue high behavior players together but it doesn't mean that you will only get paired with high behavior players. It doesn't work like ranked MMR, I believe the search range is larger.

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Is this the most beautiful woman in the Dota 2 community?

>>154671482
that would be five posts above

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>>154671482
no, this is.

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>>154671320
I don't strive for better behavior score I just alt tab the clear predetermined losses. Dota has worn me out so much I realize there's no point wasting the effort in the loses forced 50 deals out.

I mean Valve can certainly pair me with 2 separate garbage auto lose peruvian stacks, doesn't mean I actually have to play with them and spend m time losing.

alive game

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>>154671608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrA0Fk7qiFQ the us east birds are chirping

>>154671694
yeah see i mean what the guy above doesn't understand is willpower

when i am given auto-loss teammates i lose the will to play because i know i can't just do the things that i should do as my hero/role, i have to babysit all game etc, i can't play an enjoyable game.

guy also seems to suggest that low behavior score matches you against low behavior score opponents. This is NOT how it works and I have confirmed and reconfirmed it by adding people and asking them to check their BS after game. You can have 0 behavior score and play against people with 9k behavior score.

This is in essence how "supposed to lose" / "supposed to win" games work. Anyone who has played a few thousand dota games has seen this phenomenon-- you lose 5 games in a row, quit playing for a day, come back, and you stomp the living fuck out of the enemy team on your first game back. It's a "supposed to win" game to keep you hooked, and your opponents are those with lower behavior score than you.

If you have a 0 behavior score, you'll win about 33% of your games, trying. This is largely because "supposed to win" games, which account for about 1/8 of an average player's games, are mathematically removed from your pool. you cannot be matched against lower BHS enemies.

>>154669719
>4chan was down ALL FUCKING DAY and I'm banned
>ON ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS IN THE COMMUNITY
IT TOOK ME 12 HOURS BEFORE I COULD SEE WHAT I KNEW HAPPENED

So who is the new EG? Roster tomorrow.

RTZ-Sumail-Universe-Crit-PPD with Fear on coach+sub ?

>>154671694
How do some of these chucklefucks manage to reach like, 4.2k MMR?

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How do we fix GoodShrapnel?

>>154672151
PPD
Sumail
Universe
Arteezy
Zai

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>It's a PSG starts blogging about random made up stuff in order to justify his 2k MMR

>>154671223
Sheever's consistent viewership is in their late 20's, middle 30's. And a lot of females.

Real no lifers.

>>154672297
Could be PPD out Crit in.

>>154671050
>prize over aegis

>>154672234
When you pick a carry every single game and farm wherever the fuck you want every single game, you eventually get kinda good at it.

Reaching 4k and even a bit beyond with just good farming isn't hard.

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>>154670057

PPD is gonna take arteezy in again?

>>154672330
i've been 3k for ages family :>>>>>>

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>girlfriend=girlfriend
>girl friend=a friend that happens to be a girl

Don't you guys think English language is a bit...illogical?

>>154672798
>girlfriend = namorada
>girl friend = amiga

Portuguese is Beautiful.

>>154672798
No one refers to the person they're fuggin as their girlfriend.

Girls will mention boyfriends only as a means of rejecting ugly guys.

The social landscape is much more fluid than a virgin masturbating to anime would understand.

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>>154673060
>Portuguese is Beautiful

How do you properly use Winter Wyvern's ult, as an initiation like the Naga's song so everyone get in their places, as a counter-initiation to negate the effect of the shit like the chronosphere or rp or just as a tool to murder someone with the hands of the enemy carry?
Is it worth picking her at all right now?

>>154673257
PLAY ACCORDINGLY.

>>154672279
by putting it on a hero that is completely useless otherwise

oh wait

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>Was watching anime
>But Agent Cucky stream just started
I-I guess I'll finish my anime later.

>>154673257
that hero single handedly beat secret at TI two or three times

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NEW ITEM IN 6.89

Cruel Bident of Evisceration
>Echo Sabre (2650) + Desolator (3500) = Cruel Bident of Evisceration (6150)
>+10 Strength
>+10 Intelligence
>+75% Mana Regeneration
>+65 Attack Damage
>+10 Attack Speed

Corruption
>Passive, Orb Effect
>Your attacks lower enemy defense by 7 for 15 seconds

Dual Strike
>Causes melee attacks to hit twice in rapid succession, applying a slow and armor debuff for a brief period
>Gives -13 armor (-20 combined with corruption) and 100% slow for 0.6 seconds
>+490% Attack Speed for 1 attack

>>154673525
>defense
what the heck are you talkin' 'bout son?
There ain't no "defense" is dota

>>154673257
Counter initiation, easiest to do. Unless you get blink its impossible to initiate with it unless you are on high ground and they are blindly coming up

Counter-initiation usually leads to the last one too

>>154672279
make it deal 70% more damage
double its cast range
make it affect more area
double the duration
halve the casting time
make it slow by 30%
make it give vision too
and then let it be cast 3 fucking times in a row

>>154673257
>be me
>20k networth meepo at 20 minutes
>just need to rax the shit out of enemy
>winter ult me, i die
>team can't push while i'm dead
>winter's ult is online again when i respawn
>repeat until i lose my mmr game of dota 2

Fucking piece of shit OP trashcan hero, WW ult needs a remake

What if there was a hero that could slowly push buildings (towers, barracks and ancient) arround? Like at 20% of his movement speed.

The only rules, buildings can't be pushed in fountain or in firing range of any other tower.

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>tfw now I can post through my phoney with one hand and eat a sweet tangerine with the other

Oh wow! What kind of doter should I play if I like to be productive with my time and multitask?

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>>154673290
>>154673394
>>154673694
>>154673851
Thanks guys, i think i found my supportfu then.

>>154674080
You will lose your next game with 0 kills

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>>154674080
who said anything about support"

>>154674032
Arc Warden, TB or Meepo

>>154674272
Remember when you could see everyone's MMR in Reborn and then you checked clan_kebab's and it was 3600

>>154672279
>goodshrapnel
>implying aoe laguna blade with slow AND 3 charges is bad

how to fix lina
>aghs ult is now normal ult
>aghs gives aoe ult

>>154674532
How to fix Lina
>improved turn rate
>+5 movespeed

Anyone who is shit like Shaman, Lina and CM kinda just improve the turn rate

>>154674613
What if techies turned instantly?

i installed dota 2

what should I do now

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What type of mental gymnastics do you have to go through to make yourself believe shit like this

>>154668402
PA is pathetic, but she still wins because at least one or two of your teammates inevitably die to her right clicks, which makes a teamfight very hard for everyone else.

>EE is mid for his new team

haha

oh wow

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>>154674753
uninstall

>>154674860
he's played mid frequently before

>>154674782
kys yourself psg

>>154674860
I bet ricing carries are coming back to mid, like PA buffed again and Shadow Fiend getting shit reverted

>>154674908
>>154674938
>letting the baffler make his own decisions

what's the worse that could happen

suppose i really am like, 1000 mmr below where i should be

what would be the quickest hero+lane to farm my 40-win streak

>>154675151
mid, arc warden.

if you truly are, below your mmr some reason (like boosting)

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>>154674753
Enter your first normal match and select the best hero in the game, Zet, the Arc Warden

>>154675151
Jungle Troll

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>when you cancel two tp's from a mile away with a dickass quas wex wex

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What's a mid hero that makes the enemy team really mad and doesn't lose the game

Preferably no FOTM stuff, I don't want to be forced to firstpick and then lose because I got counterpicked.

>>154675436
This is what happens when old people try to understand the internet culture. Holy fuck my sides

>>154675436
So Hillary has a brain seizure and the next she declares war against the frogface.

pure surrealism

>>154675541
Literally Arc Warden because you'll only get people capable of playing his hard counters sufficiently well to shut you down in around .5% of games.

He's also the best hero in the game and epitome of a low risk, high impact snowballing ultra-tilting hard carry.

>>154675436
>That’s Pepe. He’s a symbol associated with white supremacy.
> Pepe’s been almost entirely co-opted by the white supremacists who call themselves the “alt-right.”

Holy lel

I'm trying to grind mmr supporting
how do I play wyvern?

>>154675436
I bet you're one of those alt-racist nationalistic creeps that use the racist propaganda pepefrog to harass and rape women.

>Oh Elder Titan, you make me feel young.

What did Winter Wyvern mean by this?

>>154675436
What is going on in this webm?
I don't understand.

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>generally play normal matchmaking RD
>decided to do some number crunching with dotabuff
Based on the numbers I used I would only have a roughly 115-125 additional mmr points to my existing 3.2k mmr if I were to somehow convert my normal wins and losses into ranked.
Not sure how to feel about this.

>>154675878
Clinton having a seizure, she is seriously sick.

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>>154675779
>Implying we aren't right wing white supremacists

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>>154675436
>tfw /pol/ has raised an entire generation of neo-nazis that believe in magic
>All because of shit like this

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>>154674753
Make friends!!!

>>154675436
These 'leaders' like Clinton, that are trying to sway votes by memes, control nuclear launch codes.

Let that fucking sink in holy shit I want to get off this planet

player_behavior_score_last_report: 7714

BUT I HAVE GOTTEN 8 COMMENDS!!?!?!?! WHY IS IT NOT CHANGEING?!?!?

>>154676093
it only updates when you get the new conduct summary

>>154676093
it doesn't change until you get a behavior report dumbass.

https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/775800118436098049

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>>154676085
Actually the UN has collective control over the nuclear launch codes for the 5 countries "allowed" to have them (these are the only countries that can produce a notable quantity of them in reasonable quality anyways) so in order to use them it would take a catastrophe that the UN deems as an acceptable time to use nuclear weapons, or going through congress to bypass this (another catastrophe that the UN would likely approve of anyways).

It's this way for both candidates and I bring this up every time someone says Trump will nuke Israel and start WW3 (even though this would be a good thing)

original do not steal hero design

Name: Toucher
Ranged Carry Nuker
Str: 17 + 2.0
Agi: 28 + 2.5 (main)
Int: 23 + 2.1
Armor: 1
BAT: 1.7
range: 500
Base damage: 11-22
Projectile Speed: 900


>Quas: Vampiric Bite
Deal 75...125...225...300 pure damage to target enemy unit and heal yourself for the same amount
150 mana 2 second cooldown 150 cast range 0.75 cast point

>Wex: Vampiric Touch
Deal 75...125...225...300 pure damage to target enemy unit and heal yourself for the same amount
150 mana 2 second cooldown 150 cast range 0.75 cast point (exact same skill as Vampiric
Bite but has to be leveled independently)

>Exort: Zojun's Haste
For 5...7...9...11 second you move 33% faster and have 75% evasion but end if you perform basic attack.
50 mana 30 second cooldown

Invoke: Offering of blood
Sacrifice 20% of your max health to gain 120...200...350 mana
15 sec cooldown .25 castpoint

rate

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>>154674532
>How to fix Lina's ult

>>154666709
yeah ok

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>tfw the medigans will vote for trump and he will bully and probably nuke Latin america

Pls vote Hillary ;_;

>>154676684
>believing the silent majority meme

Think of an underpowered hero.

That hero will now receive buffed movespeed until they become viable. How much movespeed will they have before it stops?

>>154674782
>mandatory spanish comment with all caps name

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Post your Dragon knight

>>154676502
>loses every and any lane
>has literally nothing to offer except maybe surviving for a while
>basically doesnt even have ult
0/10

>>154676760
morphling with more than 300 base movement speed would be OP

right now he is bit meh

>>154676684
Clinton will nuke Latin America too tho.
>honduras

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2642386656

I was Invoker, What happened?

>>154674532
then pick lion you shitter

>>154676760
>visage

seems good

if you buff the birds' movespeed too

>>154674782
in soviet dota, PSG boosts you

>>154676760
I instantly thought about Pugna. I don't think increasing movespeed higher would help.

>>154676942
looks like a regular 0k match, pick a hero more fitting to low skilled players such as yourself

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>>154676932
>morphling is a bit meh

he's almost arc warden tier cancer my man

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>>154676829
Don't know if i should use the dead space helmet

>>154676945
This, you haven't funstratted until you play him with Refresher + Aghs.

>>154676945
>Pick a fucking manlet
>Don't buff underpowered heroes
Great advice, you subhuman trash.
Why don't we just shut down dota while we're at it? kys you useless retard.

>>154674407
clan_kebab doesn't play ranked
his accounts were all 5k mmr, because he had only just calibrated them
I might have the pictures somewhere but the two I checked (main and the one he uses now) were both 5k
makes sense, he has only played 120 matches with 50% winrate so he shouldn't have gained or lost anything since calibration

>>154676942
Make easier picks, you shitter.

Seriously, Invoker isn't as easy as retards/russians pretend he is. Actually using him well is Chen-tier. There is no shame in picking a simpler hero that you can make better use of, most people have a long ways to go before they are ready for le incantations man

>>154676942
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2642386656
ur gpm was 220 bro, did you even hit creeps in lane?

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CHOTTO MATTE UNIVERSE-KUN

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What the fuck went wrong

I was dominating them by minute 25 and it only went downhill from there because my team didn't itemize properly and they all got BkB, rendering the rest of my team useless.

The worst is that they still got the blame on me for not carrying their fucking retarded ass.

Am I supposed to like, play on another level of " out of your mind "? I'm not the best ember player out there, do I need to, like, dominate even harder??

>>154677153
>>Pick a fucking manlet
You don't like playing as an angsty midget cunt that makes Hell puns? Do you not like fun?

>>Don't buff underpowered heroes
Luna isn't underpowered, she's badly designed. That Valve uses her for the int hero tutorial is just horrifying, especially when the other two hero tutorials are actually useful.

>>154677036
>movespeed increased to 350
>intelligence gain increased to 6

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>>154677558
>50 minute game
>only 20k networth
>with Ember
>outfarmed by Jugger
>outfarmed by WR
>died 10 times
I wonder

>>154676684
If Trump said that he'd nuke Peru if elected, then hell yes I'd vote for him.

>MAKE DOTA GREAT AGAIN

>>154677625
>Luna
Goddamn vowels.
Also Lina's dialogue makes me want to kick babies

>>154677742
So, my farm is the problem, then?

In the early game I'm doing fine, I rarely miss CS. It's in the midgame and endgame I find it troublesome to keep up the insane amount of farm.

I find it hard for example to find a way to constantly farm and just be there for teamfights. I need help, I think.

>>154677036
I think it would. You could get into position for life drain much faster and would have more time to place your no fun ward.

>>154677558
>3k more networth than a fucking crystal maiden
i wonder

>>154677947
>It's in the midgame and endgame I find it troublesome to keep up the insane amount of farm.
Have you tried not dying like 10 times?

>>154677947
Gitting gud at farm is a lot more serious than you probably think. Every cs counts, and every death sets you back immensely, which is why it's a perfectly legitimate strat to run around attacking enemies to begin with, assuming you make a suitable pick, and how having one hero that plays TDM can actually help.

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>>154677558
>10 deaths
>with fucking ES

>>154677947
Ur ember my friend. Push out lanes with a remnant behind you, farm their jungle. You basically cant get caught out by that team, unless pudge can blink dismember you before you can press f.

with battlefury ember is a farm machine my man. After you get that ur farm should skyrocket.

do peruvians actually think "commend" and "comment" are the same word or is it just a meme for them too

what if every time i've seen "comment me" from the other team was just some american guy making fun of the one peruvian who ever did that

>spic leaves for literally 20 minutes
>comes back
>WHY NO PAUSEAR CTMR CTMR CTMR

they're literally like cavemen, the way that they only seem to use like 2 obscenities as half their vocabulary

>>154678095
>>154678242
My mistake was wanting to teamfight because I was at like, 20/2. I should have maybe kept up farming and having pick offs like I did to get those kills in the first place. That's probably my fault we lost.

>>154678219
>>154678254
I know. I'm a fucking retard for wanting to fight as much as I did. Next time, I'll just farm them to death instead of going full retard

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>>154670057
>sheever actually has breasts

>>154677947
>I find it hard for example to find a way to constantly farm and just be there for teamfights.

if your retarded teammates keep wandering into enemy territory and starting 2v4 fights, let them fucking die. they are already out of the game, what matters is that you are not. if you lose your T1s and a T2, so be it, you will still have enough time to push to their rax and keep the pressure on later.

if you are playing ember and manage to get a nice six slot you can just fuck them yourself and let your team be b8 and spam stuns

>>154678354
community trade mark regulation?

>>154678453
It's one of those fucking retarded things that everyone does at first. Remember that in doto, roles matter: you need to decide what you want to do before you pick and base your pick off of that. If the enemy team lacks magic res and you feel like killing them like a smarmy cunt, just play Zeus. If you want to rat, play Shaman or NP.

If you really have trouble focusing on a role, though, there are some heroes that can switch effectively on the fly. Abaddon is a great choice here for pub games because idiots keep attacking him with ult up.

>>154676684
There nothing more South American than backstabbing.
TRUMP/PENCE 2016

>>154678469
She has the proportions of a modern day athena

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>tfw no one picks CK
He was never the same after that Io nerf many patches ago

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https://youtu.be/3LY3ftiLqmE

Listening to it all day...

>lose 4 games in a row playing like shit
>have fun
>win 1 game being mvp
>have fun

I'll honestly never understand people that get mad playing this game.

Also aghs skywrath is crazy fun, specially when the enemy team does blademail in response, but you had enough time to finish an octarine.

>>154678779
I love him but he's dumb as a fucking brick you actually run out of mana at lvl25 after casting 5 spells

>>154678557
it's short for "conche tu madre" which basically means "motherfucker"

reminder peruvian dota players especially below 4k are generally 12-16 year olds skipping school and disappear after 5 PM EST

>>154678920
1.2 INT gain my man

>>154678905
>Take 75% of damage in return
>Ha ha I tricked em good

>>154678905
happy -75mmr.

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Guess the hero

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>>154678704
In my mind I could fight them at that time because I had an insane advantage but I died to CM's ult 2 times like an idiot ( she had aghs ). By the time I farmed my BKB and shit, my teammates were all useless because they all had BKB and my team had nothing ( Tiny didn't have any right click damage ).

But if I just kept pushing and farming, it would have been a different story. I would have comforted my insane advantage and secured the win at like, 40 minutes.

Okay, I think I learned quite a bit from that game. It's not the first time it happens, mind you. But now, it's time to stop doing retarded shit and comfort the advantages I get in the early game.

>>154679091
Yeah I guess that's one of the reasons why people get mad in the end. An imaginary number that means nothing. Whatever, not my problem.

>>154679154
Pa

>>154679154
Lifestealer or PA. I refuse to believe someone dared to build that kind of shit on another carry

>>154679154
CK

>>154679260
>>154679301
>>154679330
Bloodseeker

>>154676626
Oh im done with dota for today, we can play tomorrow if you would like

>>154679154
What if instead of having 6 misc slots, each hero had 7 slots but thematic? like: 2 weapons slot, 1 armor, 1 helm/mask, 1 boots and 2 consumables slots.

>>154679475
What if they actually wore the items when you equipped them

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>>154670057

>>154679475
Then build variety gets fucked.

The following items need new things to build into:
Wind Lace
Claymore
Javelin
Ghost Scepter
Helm of the Dominator
Reaver
Sacred Relic

>>154679186
think you mean "convert" there senpai

What if monkey king bar isn't core on monkey king

>>154679475
>Nerfing the only viable way to play Tinker
Yeah really epic man.

>>154679657
Wind Lace is only balanced because it doesn't build into anything. If you had it build into something useful on most heroes it would be broken.

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Guesserino, Frienderinos

>>154680128
juggernaut????
faceless void

>>154680128
Juggernaut.

>>154680183
>>154680191
Nope.

>>154680128
PA?

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This is your mid today.

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>It's a /d2g/ start bullying south americans episode

>>154669395
it used to give 100% stat share for all meeps, bet people forgot about the change and still buy it out of habit.

>>154680360
i probably had that mid today
>>154680128
if this is slark i swear to god..

>>154680128
morphling

>>154680426
>Tfw you live in central america
feelsgoodman

>>154678779
>Chaos Knight Phantasms can no longer be instantly killed by spells such as mana drain and hex
>Phantasms now take 150% damage instead of 200%
Balanced?

>>154680426
back from uni already slut? how many cocks did you suck in the last row of seats during today's classes?

>>154680426
dude, im a sweede and i get so much shit for no reason
im 2k btw
it would have been fun if it wasnt so sad

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>listen The Raveonettes once

>>154680007
Making an item build into something doesn't make the item strictly better.

>>154680690
no, but it does make the item more widely used. people like to build things that they'll be using later in another item rather than something unrelated to their final build.

if non-int cores had something to build wind lace to that was as useful as dragon lance or echo sabre it would be bought every game by every hero.

>>154680585
just buy solar crest and your illusions are strong

>>154680468
What are you talking about? It still gives stat share.

>>154680426
nigga if you have enough english knowledge to browse this shitty site then you can pass as a gringo in the games and redirect the flame to the burgers.

What heroes and builds let me go fast as fuck?

What are some good eurobeat songs I can listen while playing to get a better feeling of my guy?

>team picks 3 cores
>"please pick support"
>2 players left both pick junglers simultaneously
>it ain't me starts playing

>>154681374
bloodseeker
sange
bots of travel
euls

Is Rupture worth taking at level 6 yet or is it still a waste of mana?

>>154681480
the jungle is too big for 1 jungler anyways

>>154681480
>Telling people what role to play

Get fucked.

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HOW DO YOU CALM DOWN AFTER A SHITTY GAME FUCK
I SMASHED THE TABLE WITH MY FIST AND IT DIDN'T WORKED

>>154681374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkDq0OQAP5s

Enchantress, Keeper of the Light, Luna have the highest base movement speed (335).

Pugna comes second. (330)

If you want to play a non meme hero, Sky has a 325 base movement speed.

>>154681716
Play some unranked. If you get randomly placed with a literal newkid, teach them some basics to get them up to speed. Otherwise, do what you want that won't necessarily get you reported. Repeat until you feel better.

>>154681716
instead of worrying about how to calm down, focus on how to not get angry in the first place

you fucks are fucking retarded, grow up, it's a game you will never be pros or anything really relevant

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I am the god of 2k

ask me anything

>>154681374
razor
bots, sny, passive and you will have 521 ms

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>>154677676
>:Nyxing intensifies:

Steam shitting itself?

>>154681880
People who say they don't get angry are just angry 100% of the time and too used to it to notice.

welcome to 4chan

>>154681690
>he doesn't want to communicate with his team to maximize chances of success
>he opposes giving suggestions regarding roles just because he doesn't want to be told what to do

taking leadership isn't a bad thing, and is in fact the way most pro teams work.

What do people think of Underlord?

>>154682268
dogshit

>>154681716
kys knocking

>ally picks juggernaut and goes jungle
>is level 7 and only has a perseverance at 14 minutes
every fucking game, i cant handle these fucking retards on my team ruining games by jungilng and being fucking terrible

>>154682268
hes balanced

>>154682121
dunno, but in one game i suddenly had 220 ping and alot of loss.

perfect timing anyway, bad game

/vg/ vici gaming
/vp/ virtus pro
/wg/ wings gaming
/s4s/ s4's stack

why are those the only teams with their own 4chan boards?

>>154682268
he's okay

but all he seems to be good at is bullying lanes early on, been trying to find a decent carry build for him but no real luck

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>>154682268
you can wreck tryhard supports who try to zone you out, sometimes even trilanes if they don't have kotol

>>154682439
/a/ alliance

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lmao

>>154682664
Post that one bOne7 stat

>>154682268
He's not great, but I do think he has his uses. Trapping people in his Q and W is usually enough to make the difference in a teamfight, so as long as he starts offlane I have no problem with people who pick him.

I really miss the international ranked. The paywall helped keep out peruvians. It felt so nice. What do I do now dotards?

>enemy nyx is 21-2 at 20 minutes
>can literally kill me with just right-clicking me out of vendetta
>"puta sapport gg"
>We need wards.
>We need wards.
>We need wards.
>We need wards.
>We need wards.

:)
:)
:)
:)
fun game
:)
:)
:)
very nice game
:)
:)
:)
:)

>Watch some of Purge's coaching replays
>Pretty alright, one or two things I don't know or notice I could improve on
>50 didgeri-dollary-doos per hour of coaching

What in the absolute shitting fuck. There are people paying a hundred fucking bucks for 2 hours of some Berniebro telling them "yeah this was bad lol, try not to do bad things". WHO PAYS FOR THIS?

>>154683303
retards

>>154683271
how do you plan on beating the nyx assassin if you don't have vision of him?

if your teammates are not coming with you to ward you have to tell them to come with you. that's the only way you can ward against very ahead roamers like nyx without dying. you absolutely need your cores to assist with the warding.

next time tell them if they want wards they have to come with you.

also i guarantee half of nyx's kills were the result of the opposing team's wards. you will not just have to ward, but deward as well. idk what bracket you're in but sometimes it's not obvious to players to deward.

>>154683303
>There are people paying a hundred fucking bucks for 2 hours of some Berniebro telling them "yeah this was bad lol, try not to do bad things". WHO PAYS FOR THIS?
people above your 1k bracket, actually

>>154683271
daily reminder that intentionally playing with people that cannot understand your language is bad behavior and to report peruvians and russians

or just auto report anyone from peru because there is a 99.999% chance that he is a retard

Sometimes I'm feeling sad and then I get to get to watch PSG try to climb out of LP. His last game is a fucking gem.

>>154683303
$50 hour is pretty low, considering you probably have to pay half of that to the tax-jew.

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I'm solo support Omni with my Morph carry on the safe lane against an offlane Night stalker.


I have only 2 tangos as regen so I cant possibly trade hits with the night stalker who has 4 tangos + a salve.

i cant stack and pull either because the morph refuses to push out the lane and night stalker is counter pushing.

what the fuck do I do?