/krog/ - kronos general

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>be me, 17, Just moved from the suburbs to a more rural area
>miles of trails around my house almost never used because over half the towns population was over seventy (legit statistic)
>also meant I had to go deep innawoods or old women would call the cops on me like they do the Fed-ex guy
>taking a gap-year to do constructive shit including but not limited to loosing some fucking weight so hiking around alot
>walking through a big gorge full of trees so tall and thin you can see super far through the trees, also fall so everything's orange and yellow
>cold breeze makes me have to piss, bushwack further down gorge so some fsggot doesn't see my dick
>notice something blue down near the bottom of the gorge half buried in leaves where the forest turns into a swamp
>it's a really old, well worn tent awkwardly stuffed in the bag but has its stakes and everything so whatevs
>nothing else around it unless it's buried in leaves so I figure some drunks left it and it's mine now
>couldn't have been more wrong
>barely made it back to the trail before I hear someone shuffling through the leaves from whence I came, hear a hoarse cry and some loud, angry, guttural noises
>remember that the interstates on the other side of the gorge and sometimes hobos follow it between cities
>have hobo-phobia, communication not an option, start sprinting
>running through leaves loud as hell, hobo hears and starts making really fucking loud intelligible noises
>can't hear anything else over my heart beating so I look over my shoulder at the top of the gorge
>big fucking brown shape getting bigger coming up the gorge
Gottagofast.mov
>don't turn around again until I've passed the trail head about a quarter of a mile later, mfw no hobo
>relies I'm a >6ft man who lifts and just stole a bums tent
>relize he just wanted his house back
>realize I was the monster all along
>throw tent away, didn't even want it really
And that's how a stole a tent from a homeless man

It's time to get bullied faggot

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Whats this new Vanillar server I keep hearing about.

>>154659554

Really pick whatever you think you'd enjoy. Druid is a safe pick to get a raid spot at 60, while rogue is a safe pick to not get a raid spot.

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Clique council confirmed

>>154660149
Loot distribution is at least transparent and recorded but the decision making is retarded

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>There are people in this thread who don't think John Bonham is greatest drummer of all time.

People who I want to facefuck and cum in their mouths:
-dindumuffin
-comfy
-babymetal
-longview
-maddie
-glurf

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>>154660467
I want Grud to eggplant my pussy

>>154660467
thanks

I unironically like cock and play a healer

>>154660325

That's just poor bait when Neil Peart exists.

>>154660904
t. Puddi

>>154660910
>Not keith moon

>thru-hiking the AT
>in Southern VA just outside of Grayson Highlands
>stealth camping near a dirt road
>not supposed to do it but the ground is usually flat near roads and there is a higher chance of an unmarked water source
>sun is setting and I'm in my tent reading
>hear a car drive past
>for a dirt road this one was pretty busy
>car stops, door slams shut
>glance out
>see a man walking down the trail while whistling, like for a lost dog or something
>didn't see a dog on my way to this spot
>expect the man to come over and ask if I saw his lost dog
>man notices me set up there and quickly walks back to his car and drove away
>start to think about it and realize I might have just interrupted some sort of drug deal
>mind races every time I hear a car drive by that night
>woke up several times to cars driving by, as late as 1-2 am

Can someone give me a list of new people in the guild I want to find a new trap since my old one is worn out

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Is this thread even about video games?

His dark, brown eyes opened to see Madti’s pale blue ones staring back. A look of intensity on her small features, a shadow of concern, or fear, in her eyes. Madti was nervous - she didn’t know how Slaytrain would react to being utterly and completely naked before her.

They’d been together for months, drawn to one another by their mutual love of ERP and violence. Slaytrain came back from his last special forces mission only to see himself dishonorably discharged from the military. With no job prospects and linger scars - physical and psychological - from combat, he turned to the only work he knew. He and his crew of other disgraced officers ransacked the city, robbing and plundering at will to amass a fortune in offshore accounts to ensure all of them could retire in luxury in a warm and sunny location.

Truth was, though, they had the money a long time ago. But with nothing to do except sit in the sun and watch the ocean roll ashore, it left too much time for Slaytrain to consider his past and what he did. His super-intelligence - something psychologists mistook for madness - caused sleeplessness, anxiety, irritability and anger toward those who didn’t understand the constant and unending thought patterns that churned through his head every minute of every day. His goal was to bring the same chaos he felt to the rest of the world.

Madti never thought she would find someone who shared her problem.

Since childhood, the blonde pixie would be kept awake by ideas and stories rampaging through her mind. She read several grade levels ahead of her classmates and breezed through math and sciences. Her boredom often expressed itself in her lack of attention to the teacher, setting off chemical reactions in the Scholomance lab just for something to do.

What happened to all the milsurp battle rifles and bolt action rifles from certain European countries that upgraded their armories to more modern stuff?

Just from the top of my head I can think of Spain, Portugal, UK, Austria and perhaps even Germany that should have armories filled with old G3s, Mausers, FALs and other stuff.

Do they destroy these weapons? Is there any chance of having them in the civilian market like it happened with the Russian SKS and Mosins?

>>154661798
No this is an e-date thread

Claim what femboi you want to fuck before someone takes them

>>154660149
What's the justification for this

>>154661879
Disgusting. I wanted to learn about Crestfall.

To try and ease this excess energy, Madti’s mother - for her father split when she was just little - enrolled her daughter in the rogue class. The tiny, slender girl was a natural, tumbling and flying through the air. But being raised by a single mom meant Madti couldn’t continue rogue lessons much past her early teen years.

But because of her intelligence, Madti won multiple scholarships and earned a free ride to the best university in the country, where she studied psychology - not out of a will to help people but out of a need to manipulate others and at the same time understand herself a little more. She slept with a university professor to earn a recommendation for residency at a forensic mental institution - which is where she met Slaytrain, institutionalized after the one time he failed to make the perfect escape.

What she didn’t count on was finding a kindred spirit, someone she could relate to and who understood the turmoil broiling within her head.

She learned - the hard way - over the last few months, however, that Slaytrain didn’t fit any regular psychological pattern. He was unpredictable, violence and psychopathic one moment and caring and attentive the next. He never physically hurt her, but she remained on edge nonetheless.

Madti straddled Slaytrain's narrow hips, his stomach muscles clearly defined from decades of work, exercise and ganking. His chest and arms were a collection of tattoos marking military campaigns and cultures throughout Azeroth. His body was taut, rigid and on edge from a constant state of heightened awareness, despite their last heist completed.

This stripping away the last vestiges of a mask, leaving Slaytrain completely exposed, could go any way - and she’d seen him violent enough on other occasions to know what was in store for her if her gamble proved drastically wrong.

Ichimaru Gin.

Being around him always made you feel like having a snake slither around your throat.
No matter how sure you were about him not biting you it was always uncomfortable in his presence.
And this time he actually gave you an assignment, one that you couldn't and wouldn't refuse.

You've been planning Aizens assassination for decades now and still you barely made any progress.
Looking down at your foe after beating him into submission was always your preferred method of warfare and useful it may be you always detested killing others with such methods.
There was no honor, no skill and no sense of victory in killing someone from afar or with poison.
They all lacked a certain "personal touch".

But as much as you hated it you still gave it your all.
However planning someone's execution like that requires insight into the targets life.
Aizen always came and went as he pleased and he never stayed for too long.
All in all you barely knew anything about the man or his plans.
This mission might provide some information about Aizens plans and this intrigues you.
After accepting the mission you asked Gin to give you some free time to prepare for your departure.
You walked around Vanaheim for a while and explained the situation to your friends and now you are sitting around the table with your family members.

Harribel stares at you in disbelief.
"What did you just say?"

"The truth."
You replied.
"Aizen is apparently very interested in a high schooler.
As ridiculous as it might be, this task finally gives me a chance to get a closer look at his machinations."

Your grandson puts both his feet onto the table and leans back as he talks.
"This is so typical.
You get to go in school but when I wanted to do that it was always: "No, you'll kill everyone" or something along those lines."

You give Dante a quick glance as you speak.
"You wouldn't believe how many people would kill to be in your position.
And I doubt you'd like it. Too many angsty teens."

What the hell is going on

Madti didn’t speak but she lowered her eyes to his facial scars, the fingertips of her right hand gently grazing the edges. Suddenly, he lashed out, one hand grabbing her wrist, his fingernails biting into her flesh, while the other tangled in her hair, grabbing a handful and holding tight.

Madti sucked in her breath, barely breathing. He could easily snap her neck, but she knew if he was going to kill her, he would drag her head under the hot, fragrant water and watch the light leave her eyes.

His eyebrows knitted together in anger as he pulled her head toward him, kissing her violently as he twisted her arm behind her back. He pulled her head sharply away, his chest heaving, anger still clouding his features. With her free hand, she snaked it around his neck, wrapping her sinewy legs around his waist as well as she pushed forward for another deep kiss. As her tongue slipped past his teeth, she felt him relax, his grip on her arm releasing to cradle her ass.

Without breaking the kiss, Slaytrain set her on the edge of the vast bathtub, his hand sliding between her legs as he pressed two fingers inside. Madti gasped, and clutched the hair at the nape of his neck. She turned her face away and he kissed and licked her cheek as his fingers pulled and stroked inside her body. His other hand clutched and squeezed her breast.

Her breathing quickened and her nails dug into his skin. She bit at his lip as she kissed him. Listening to her moans and feeling her body quiver made him hard and unable to resist, he slid his cock into her. His hand gripped her thigh, his other arm wrapped around her waist as she perched on the edge of the tub. She came, her body gripping his cock like a vice and her limbs enveloped him. She tipped her head back, her blonde hair falling away from her face, and he kissed the underside of her chin as he drove his cock into her body until that shudder took him as well.

Can One Punch Man beat Marada Uchiha?

As their shared orgasm subsided, Slaytrain felt some of the tension leave his body and he pulled Madti into the water with him. Under the surface they went, still entwined. He pushed her hair away from her face and kissed her as air bubbles headed to the surface. They came up from under the water, Madti giggling and Slaytrain smiling his grotesque, pinched smile. He scooped her up and placed her feet-first onto the cool tile. She handed him a towel and took one herself as they dried off before heading to the adjoining bedroom.

Madti slid her naked body between the soft sheets, admiring the view from the floor to ceiling windows in the penthouse suite. “Whose penthouse is this?” she asked Slaytrain as he climbed into bed next to her.

“Grud lives here when he’s in town and doesn’t want to head back to the suburbs,” he said.

“Oh.”

You were not but a humble maid for fanciful estate in the prosperous Southern Counties, but alas you have been cast out!

Escaping a fate most horrible, you fled into the woods not so far from the estate. You are in a state most awful though, with many wounds and little remaining of your clothes, let alone any personal possessions you had. It's been so hard, that thoughts of returning and begging to be taken back in are on your mind, though you know that would only end badly. For you.

So you sit in poor shelter from the rain, beneath the overhang of an old tree.

>What do you do now?

I told you this is my thread you little cunts. It belongs to me now.

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>>154661958
>>154660063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t49yER6ltNA

>>154660954
Moving into the dark house, now pulled over the shoulders of the tall Elf, swirming as the pain and brusies of her capture stinged. The house around them was dark and empty, her mind raced. "What is this place? The home of the Dark Council? Are you talking me to the Evil One Glurf?" Spluttering out in one nervous sting of words to the Elf. Grunting and shouting something in some foreign tongue the Elf gripped tighter taking a handful of the cute femmy priestess' ass. As he started to slowly climb a set of wooden stairs. All she could see were the candles leading up to the second floor, their fire flicking as they went past.

Comfy was awaiting them both, "Oh you were caught so easily Meddy! You dissenters of the council are too easy to put down!" Giggling away as he spoke Comfy, the notorious favourite of the leader of the Dark Council. "Get the FREAK out of here Grud, you dumb shit." Screaming at the Elf, with rage in her eyes. As he picked up a nearby candle and looked closer at the Priestess' body. Beaten and burised. Feeling sympathy for the Polack, Grud responded in a low tone with wide eyes, "Woah sorry." As he dropped her and went off never to be seen again.

Comfy moving over to the heap of tears and rags of Medheally. "Don't worry I'm here now, no need to worry" Comfy whispered in a slury tone, dripping with sympathy, as he moved his hands down to the Priestess' touching and feeling the bruises of her chest, they were quite flat. Almost manly, as he continued to explore the Priestess' body he found out something quite delicious. Medheally's rough man-handling had left her with a painful pressure building up inside of her panties. As her manhood poked out from them. Exposing her most shocking secret.

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DELET THIS

Can a janitor come ban this guy pls

>>154663041
Lel, the thread would be on page 9 without me.

>>154659793
mavaqt is CUTE

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I am /krog/

>>154663541
I'm like 99% sure FF gave up on this thread and attentionwhores on reddit somewhere instead since we all ignore him

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>>154663676
I toppled Finalflash. I am THE shit poster. I'm behind all of it.
The clique posting, the ERP, the Elysium shilling, all of the shit posting in this thread is orchestrated by me.

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please do not speak his name

>>154665238
literally who

I literally want to be the guild meat toilet

>>154665627
Same here I want a nice bully to beat me up

>>154665720
No I want the entire guild to beat up my butt and puss simultaneously

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>>154665238
nice try
t. real slaytrain

>>154665821
I want to find a older sibling figure in the guild to show me the ropes and be my big spoon at night.

>>154665990
>realized his sperg out wasn't "cool" at all
>now tries to pretend it wasn't him

heh...

>>154666284
ok zintos.

Probably a noob question, but is there any way to horribly fail as a healing paladin at end game? Is it basically figuring out which rank heal to spam without over-agro'ing and oom'ing while keeping blesses up?
I'm close to level 30 and have been keeping any int gear that i run across but still haven't healed a dungeon. To be honest, it will sound fucking gay but I've been having horrible anxiety IRL and now i find it spilling over into feeling anxious about healing in a fucking leveling dungeon on a fucking private server. I realize how sad that sounds.

>>154666585
healing is really easy, endgame is raids where you're with another 5~8 healers so you're not too pressured
pm kasandra for help, then fuck her boypussy after you got all you wanted

>>154666585
>tfw get a semi heart attack every time tank drops to below 30%
still havent even raided as well

>>154666585
>>154666928
healing is the perfect role for bitch boys like you.

>>154666585
I always give my tank potions and whisper him encouraging messages and that they're really good then I send them gold when we finish and ERP later if he wants

>>154666095
>Guild full of shitposters
>Goldshire sluts trying to find people to ERP with
Just let me grind in peace

>>154667246
I don't mean to ERP I want someone to give me exoerience in the game

>>154666585
install the healbot addon, an addon so good they specifically banned it

>>154666585
Im scared to heal in deadmines

>>154667039
>Denigrating healers
See how far you get without one, ass.

>>154666780
Thanks! I may bug them when I'm closer to 60 if you're actually serious.
>>154667039
>>154667165
God you faggots are so weird sometimes.
>>154667597
Holy shit, i forgot that that existed. I'll look it up now. I remember it briefly from tbc but i think it wasn't working the same way then. Thanks dude.

>>154666585
paladins are totally broken healers

if you aren't a complete retard and you know what you're doing

you'll top efficient healing no problem. if you out gear the other healers, nobody should even come close.

if you're an undergeared retard and have no idea what you're doing, warriors will do more healing than you

contrast this with druids the other hybrid healers who can completely outgear and outskill all the healers and still fall to the bottom of efficient healing

>>154666585
paladins are the best class in the game. people will call you a buffbot but they just regret not rolling paladin.

crestfall

>>154669889
soon

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I hate women so much

>>154670064
Remove all females from <Nihilum>

>>154670297
Agreed, which girl are we kicking first?

>>154670403
Slaytrain's wife

>>154670064
Why do you hate something you cannot change?

Just accept women for what they are and adapt to .

Hating on something that cant be changed is wasting energy.

>Need to apply for a job
>Gap on my resume growing bigger
>Still haven't applied for anything

HELP ME.

>>154670656
A neet has to desire to escape his condition in order to change it

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What is the spawn on this fucker? I've been camping on and off for two days now.

>>154670575
I'd rather disassociate with them entirely

>>154670925
Log into retail and I guarantee he'll be up

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>>154671104
I am in retail. He's not up.

>>154671192
Don't lie to me

>>154670925
have you been killing the other hydras around him? he might share a spawn with them

>>154672475
There aren't other hydras around him. I've been leaving them up.

Nursa, we'll talk later.

t. you know who

>>154670656
Same except I keep quitting jobs out of boredom of the work grind. Really going to be difficult for me to find a new one next time around...

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Are you guys using Questie 3.1 here? Did you run into some errors?

>>154672730
Can't click on quest links in chat and sometimes I need to /reloadui to get quest objectives to update but otherwise it's fine.

>>154672583
not hydras the things in the water or w/e just clear shit around him if you want him to spawn

goodnight nihilums

>>154673791
Niliums*

There will be no artificial wombs.

There will be no sex bots.

These would slash women's power in sex and dating. Women would have to adapt by actually being a good, loving, feminine person who provides more than bitching with a side of cunt.

Women do not want this. So they will go to Uncle Sam and demand that he make these things illegal as with prostitution.

What drives me crazy about these bleeding cunts is that they're trying to collapse the civilizations of entire continents and they won't even offer things like this to make it painless.

They're not just detrimental, they're sadistic. They're spiteful. They're parasitic. Brutal. Volatile. Manipulative. Meddling, constantly. They cannot STAND for an event to take place unless it harms you and benefits them. They can never be satisfied by simply opposing a good thing. They have to combat it. Contest it. Lobby against it, and eventually legislate for its prohibition. Essentially, they cannot be satisfied until a thing that makes you happy has been spoiled beyond salvage. They can't be reasoned with.

They are buckets with self-inflicted holes in the bottom demanding all the water in the ocean and shouting injustice when the last drop funnels out.

They don't want to be satisfied.

They are not creatures who thrive on pride and accomplishment. They do not pursue inclusion in the arenas they claim to be excluded from. They simply renovate that arena into a supermassive black shithole that sucks all the happiness out of solar system and coalesces into just another quiet obsidian orb drifting in our uncaring shitgalaxy.

We have a small planet and as far as we know, it's the only one with any idea it exists. Our real battle as a species in the 21st century of our kind is to prevent these silencing voices from stifling progress, comfort, and triumph.

We just have to keep trying to make our happiness. A rolling stone gathers no shit.

>tfw Samuroo joins discord so you have to leave because you're shy and have a crush on him

>>154674442
mfw I will never sign up for Discord so you all can get fucked

>>154674823
who

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>>154672641
BACK OFF ANON NURSA IS MINE

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>>154673963
FRUSTRATED VIRGIN IDENTIFIED

>>154673963
Yeah and because of these reasons our society wont continue for much longer.

There is a reason why there were no feminist societies in the past. They all failed and dissapeared without a trace.

Just like there is no bears with wings or female lions with beards.

Human societies adhere to the laws of evolution. Strong societies live, weak ones die out.

Im sure our middle eastern friends will be glad.

do raid pallys heal in plate or cloth?

>>154675705
Cloth. There is no healing plate until BC.

>>154675524
>tfw we've gone too far to be saved

>>154675705
naked

>>154675887
Its a cycle anon.

Civilizations rise and fall to rise again only to fall again.

Best you can do is take advantage of the current enviroment you live in and prepare for the road ahead.

>>154675793
>>154675956
well that sucks dick i wanted to roll a plate healer thanks fellas ill just roll druid

>>154661879
But how do i do this? i dont even know one

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>>154676125
Who /Prepping/ here?

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>>154659793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9evmDyaBsQ

>>154676278
W-wew

Dont think we will get to that stage soon but who knows.

History loves surprises.

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>wanna fuck a cute femboi
>aint racist
>also don't wanna deal with sjw drama
>finding a sane boihole that just wants to game and be cute with me is literally impossible

>>154676278
what am i looking at here?

>>154676464
I have the excess cash to spend. Better to invest it into storable foods and supplies than leave it in a bank account. One could save my life and the other won't mean shit if society collapses.

>>154676536
If you want to level with me that would be nice

>>154676584
4 are currently full of mountain house freeze dried meals

1 has misc condiments, salt, 30lbs of honey, hoards of tea, 4 tins of pepper, seasoning packets (for beans and rice)

Not shown for food is 5x 5 gallon food safe buckets, 2 with jasmine rice, 1 with garbanzo beans, one with mixed beans, and one that's half white rice, half black beans. The contents are in mylar bags with moisture absorbers, and in the locking buckets.

1 is full of 500 rounds of shotgun shells, 2000 rounds for my rifle, 1000 batteries, about 20 fuel canisters, maps, and other misc stuff (yes, this one weighs probably 160lbs)

1 has my main backpacking gear (tools, and things I switch out of my kit, but am likely to use)

1 is like a junk drawer of my old/less likely to need gear

1 is full of my tools, both manual and electric. Ratchet sets, hammers, pliers, standard tool kit shit.

The other 3 are currently empty. And will likely fill up with more food.

>>154676693
im also horde and don't wanna start a new character till at least i max this one out

>>154676818
Oh that sucks, maybe when a new server comes out we can roll together and be boyfriends

>>154676941
i'll look for a qtp2t when kronos bc comes out

Why is there always so much off topic garbage in this general?

>>154676126
you end up using a mix and match of plate and cloth

>>154677193
this isn't /b/ - Nihilum Shitposting?

>>154676278
I am but don't really talk to anyone about it. Inherited and live on a large'ish farm, may build an actual shelter soonish.
I don't even think something is going to happen, nor am I particularly kooky or right-wing, just feel like not being prepared for all possibilities is kind of silly if i'm able.

>>154677082
What class do you want me to play, baby

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>>154677193
Because I will it

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>>154676723

where is your water rofl

>>154676723
>no water

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I made a spreadsheet with my census data from last thread.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ki12V9b7frCGuWijD9Di24FnHMuevotGxU5CA2zu-MQ/edit?usp=sharing

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>>154677342
obviously some type of healer

>>154677421
>>154677529
Water isn't shown here because it isn't in the boxes. I have a water but outside of my house that holds 109 gallons of rain water and I have water filters to go with it.

>>154675705
Cloth/leather. A good raid leader will give them priority so they become healing powerhouses.

>>154677583
Ok I'll be your personal paladin, if you want I can send you pics in game of me using dildos also

Crestfall

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>>154677915

Anyone else looking for a sissy bf?

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why is warrior such the perfect class?

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>>154678279
>already got dumped

>>154678673
Not the same one I'm not lewd

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>>154678737
a shame to be sure

wpvp is dead here

>>154678914
then how come i can't quest in stv without getting 2v1'd by ally?

LONGVIEW
The clique found out there coming for us
Kagh! Bin mog g'thazag cha!

>>154677576
I don't really understand the data but thank you for going to the effort census anon.

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>>154679056
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same key as always

>>154676536
dat me

It's a me! Gnomechomski! Here to meme all over your face, Dindumuffin.

i dont know what class to play... someone cure me of my indecisiveness please!!

>>154682435
Yeah, being forced to play something you don't enjoy sure makes vanilla great.

>>154682435
You are going to be a warlock and you are going to like it.

I've had lower back pain for years. It's constant and won't go away. It keeps me up at night. What can I do about it?

>>154682435
start leveling each class to like 10 and eventually you'll find one that you dont want to stop playing

>>154683148
Standing desk.

>>154683148
theres this thing called orthopedics
you might look into it

>>154683148
Comes to /krog/ for medical advice. I got some bad news for you mang.

>>154683148
kys
mite help

>>154682671
>>154683012
>>154683846

thanks for the advice guys

>>154683618
>Messed up his meme arrow post
>Uses wetback speak like "mang"

>>154684398
t. mang

how is feral in pvp?

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>>154685994

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:P

>>154686759
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>>154686759
yet another epic to the clique, huh? anyone still in nihilum and not in the clique is officially a KEK

>>154686759
>clique getting more loot

Glad I left this shit guild.

>>154659892
I love wandering around in the forest, I've had some nice adventures

>>154686759
>pupper pals cucking all those Salad Bakers

based doggos

New char. Shaman or Lock?

>>154687967
Both are classes I want to play on Horde, but all you newfags want to play on Alliance. ;_;

I want to touch boipuddi

>>154687967
Lock.

You have no idea how badly the Shaman has been mistreated by Blizzard since the very beginning.

>>154688238
Thanks for the input. I'm inclined to roll Lock. Those 5 minutes tongue weapon buffs are annoying as fuck.

>>154687967
Lock. The payoff for shaman doesnt come until ele gear.

>>154688238
in vanilla blizzard hated hybrid classes.

>>154686012
lololol is that supposed to be like getting fucked?

why alxlight is so gay ugh

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>>154688941

>>154688624
>>154688238
Shaman was overpowered for much of vanilla but that isnt the version private servers run. Grounding totem used to absorb AoE spells and spells that didnt kill it wouldnt take the buff. Frost shock didnt have diminishing returns either.

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We did it Reddit!!

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>>154672641
what did he mean by this?

t. Nursa

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Who retail and bored because the servers are down?

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>>154690479
REMINDER retail is down more than kronos 2 on a routine basis for "maintenece"

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>>154690479

>>154690693
Actually it's getting DDoS'd right now

>>154690848
>le ddos excuse
its been like 3 months of that

im not lagging at all?

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>>154690848
>DDoS
>"guys sorry we're just too popular we get DDoS'd constantly!!!"

how come this shit never happened in wrath or previous xpacs?

>>154691178
>how come this shit never happened in wrath or previous xpacs?

It did

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>>154691292
wow gets ddos'd at least once a month now

wow got ddos'd like 4 times over the course of wrath

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Remember to vote for the coolest tabard ever as Nihilum's next tabard!

If anyone wants a flask made, send the mats to Crabberson within the next half-hour.

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bump

>>154693065
>not The Steadman
come on now

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>>154694838
never forget damage control tabard vote 2k16

>>154695565
i like the yotsuba

de thre

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hello from retail

is a feral druid in a raid that bad?

>>154701776
Yes.

>>154701776
kinda
worse than prot warrs and rogue/fury dps
decent utility though + the 3% crit is nice

>>154702254
>>154702134
but sure the ability to switch between dps and off tank is valuable right?

>>154702479
>but sure the ability to switch between sub optimal dps and an off tank that dies from a single crit is valuable right?

ftfy

>>154702479
its not terrible, but feral dps is shit by comparison to other melee dps.
in my experience from nost its only viable if your using cp5 Rips, which is a waste of a debuff slot desu
if you can find a guild who wants a feral, go for it.
but they're few and far between

>>154702479
Not really. A fury warrior can just throw on a shield and be a good enough OT. Also I doubt the 3% crit buff would edge out the dps you'd gain for having a proper class in place of a feral druid. If the buff was raid wide then hell yeah but it just being a party buff is eh.

That said unless I were doing crazy raiding progression I wouldn't care if I had one feral in my raid.

>>154702794
>>154702795
i got the picture.
so considering all this... why even roll a druid?

>>154702794
>ferals dying to crits
come on now, feral tanks are the only ones who can relieably survive a mortal strike from broodlord.
only problem a feral tank has is spell dmg since prot warrs get -10% on all dmg

>>154702998
PVP, easy to get gear in raids, and somewhat alright raid healers.

>>154702998
innervate. fun leveling, up there with paladin survivibility in pvp. also people over react. unless you try to join some ultra hardcore guild you can play feral druid. most people don't care.

>>154702998
Their heals are just as good as any other healer. Though, a bad player playing a resto druid is far worse than a bad player playing a paladin. Anyone that says otherwise just hasn't played with a good resto druid. They also bring innervate and hibernate which is useful in BWL.

>>154703102
>he doesn't understand how def mechanics work

k

>>154703182
>>154703324
>>154703620
thanks guys! ill stick with it.

>>154703643
>implying it matters for a feral
the high lvls of armor n hp provide more than enough of a buffer to stock up crits, the higher lvls of dodge also help.

also
>nilihum helping REMEDY with azuregos
tip top kek

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WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEEEEEEEET
New autism guild I just made should be perfect for this cesspool

>>154704621
jesus dude... its gonna die quick
heavy handed and not funny

>>154704860
I already got notified from a GM about it so I think you might be right.

>>154704621
*sigh* -_-
wow a bit racist dont u think?
i know this game came out over 10 years ago but that doesnt mean u cant have a 2016 mentality
baka white ppl baka

>>154704621
People like this actually exist. This guy actually thinks this is funny.

Where's the Harambe joke dude? How about you name the next one <Arrow In The Knee>?

>>154703102
>feral tanks are the only ones who can relieably survive a mortal strike from broodlord.
>what is defense

>>154705817
>what is 8k up-front damage
12k hp > 10k desu

>>154706340
Yeah it sucks when our warrior MT gets one shot by Broodlord's MS week after week

Oh wait, they don't.

>>154706340
Broodlord MS only hits for 6k if you're def capped m8, HP is irrelevant at that point when you have 4k+ to work with and 10+ healers

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>people are STILL wasting there time on kronos
you are all pathetic. this server has undertuned raids, overtuned damage, overtuned gear, and a metric fuckton of bugs. do you not value your time more than to waste it on a buggy as fuck 1x vanilla server that is already pretty much dead and will 100% die if crestfall ever comes out.???? and not to mention the clique... you are the most circlejerky faggots i have ever seen in my entire life. kill yourself, all of you. seriously. you are not good at this game, even the 'best' people in nihilum are no better than average. its really just more sad than anything.

luckily legion has saved retail so you can all find refugee there.

>>154708272
whats up tucker you get home from school? haha

Anyone else get the urge to bully people who ask noob questions butts? Like I just want to bend them over and go to town

>>154708272
Tucker must have had a hard day at 8th grade today guys watch out

>>154708646
haha xd

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>>154708272
>tucker posting

>>154709132
dont delete this

theres a reason why he sent it out to multiple people

you'll know soon

>>154709642
lol

>>154709642
we know you browse 4chan now, crabersoon

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>>154710525
what did he meme by this?

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who wargame here?

>>154704621
enjoy your (you)

>>154705150
GMs lurk /krog/ so wouldn't be surprised if he saw it here

>>154711719
And yet they've never found me when I've posted blatant exploits in here. They can lurk all they want, they're still incompetent.

>>154708272
>undertuned
>overtuned
what does he mean by this

>>154715948
lmao

is this your first time playing vanilla?

>>154701698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ28FcRePAo

>>154720498
Ill order one for iganklowbees

>>154721160
sold out

>>154720498
that shirt design is absolutely awful. what were they thinking

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>mfw hit 35 yesterday and the exp is picking back up from the fucking shitty 30-40 level hump
>hit 38 tonight and startin to really burn rubber
the ride only gets better from here

>>154722147
>he thinks it gets better
who u kidding kiddo

>>154722494
ofc it gets better i won't have to go to another zone every half of a level just so i can skip over stv. probably gonna have to do the same with gadgetzan but i'll have my mount by then so it'll be not even half as bad.

>>154722147
30-40 is torture just hang in there kiddo
40-60 is much more interesting if only for the mounts and zones having better atmosphere

still feeling like a cuck levelling my warr alt

>finally get to 30, despite being twinked it's still been a pain
>get WW axe
>still miss, miss, miss, parry, parry, miss
>think fury will be better
>get sword of omen and vanquishers sword at 37
>it's even worse

does it get any easier for warriors?

People really play on Kronos?
Any other good vanilla substitutes?
Corecraft when

>>154724196

Yes
No
haha never

>>154724239
Why? Its like vanilla with bad sides of retail. And vanilla.

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>>154722945
>zones having better atmosphere
can't wait for hinterlands and feralas i've seen too much red rock

who /joana's guide/ here?

>>154724591
i end up doing dungeons and fucking it all up

>>154724642
that just makes it easier, there's a few parts where s/he does 5 quests, and then the guide is all like "now you should be level 35", but you're still 34 and a quarter.

Besides, the game is so much more fun when you're killing green mobs

>>154724196

I started playing 2 days ago, hit lvl 20 on my gnome mage. There's fuckton of stuff to do, it's hard to do a fresh char but it blows retail away. I've been levelling mining and skinning on the side, I hope 90~mining is enough right now for the next zones.

>>154724591

Isn't it Horde only?

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>>154725003
>the game is so much more fun when you're killing green mobs

>>154725120
>he doesn't know about the huge gap between bronze and iron
don't break down and buy shit from the AH just tough it out

how can they fix vanilla?

>dual spec(50g each time for healers isn't fair)
>more quests
>more rewards for doing dungeons
>better itemization(cloth with strength, mail with spirit? kek)

>>154725413
>maybe cut it in half
>no
>no
>not needed
they should rework the pvp system

What addon are you guys using for keybinding? Bartender 2 is a mess.

>>154725361

>buying from AH
>on the first char

Yeah no, I don't know how am I going to save for a mount at this rate, even though I'm selling lots of stuff in AH.

>Level a warrior
No wonder there was not alot of tanks in original vanilla this is fucking torture solo.

>>154725668
>No
Why not do you like grinding?
>No
I agree with you dungeons should be about loot dropped and quests.
>not needed
???

>>154725120
>No Glancing Blows
>Regen up the ass
Why to play on Kronos tho?

>>154726104
he's one of these "vanilla is perfect untouched" fags

Lower level gear should have more hit rating on it

>>154726104
>Why not do you like grinding?
grinding is one of the sole reasons i play vanilla

>>154726180
I hope you mean end game grinding at not 50-60 grinding.

>>154726116

I've been hit by Glancing blows, what are you talking about?

>>154726257
i like killing mobs in the same area over and over

>>154726257
autistic people like simple, repetitive tasks, leave him be

Mists of Pandaria and Legion are the best expansions since TBC. Prove me wrong.

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>>154726621
I like eating big poo poo and dirty stinky pee pee. It's so much more enjoyable than food and drinks. Prove me wrong.

>>154726704
You clearly haven't played either then. MoP had a boat load of content and Legion is shaping up to be the same.

How come warlocks never use doomguards in raids?

Don't they deal pretty good damage?

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>>154726906
You clearly haven't ingested either of them. Turds have a wide array of flavors and Pee pee only gets stinkier with age.

>>154726321
they dont work, thats why raids are piss easy

>>154727389

Seeing as I'm low level I don't see how this concerns me. I've been pleasantly surprised by how many people I see in the world, so there's that.

>>154727618
Just did that elite quest in lock modan with 4 others.
Vanilla was definitely ment to be played with others also glad so many people are playing so elite quest can't cuck me.

>>154726950
I've wondered this too. Same with internals.

>everyone in lfg is reserving bis
how do I gear up for raids?

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well its 4am

but dont worry boys im an """artisan"" fisher/seafood chef now

>>154727958
>>154726950
Sacrifice

I want a boyfriend to fill my boihole

>>154728141
We could just sacrifice Urist or Comfy every raid. It would be a dps improvement.

>>154728346
kek
Comfy is top dog rogue
When he's not wiping the raid or himself
Still if I could I would just for the bants.

should i just spam scorch as a fire mage?

>>154728632
No. You use it to build up the 5 stack debuff on an enemy, then use fireball as normal. You track the debuff timer and use scorch to maintain the 5 stacks.

>>154728342
i want a boyfriend to fill my ugly girlhole

>>154728721
the ignite debuff?

>>154728721
ignore >>154728845
i realise you're talking about imp scorch now

>>154728845
I don't remember it's name. I'd have to log on and check. It's the improved scorch thing.
Ignite is activated by any fire critical strike.

>>154728908
Good. Just remember it's not worth getting the 5 stacks on every mob.
Your average trash mob in a dungeon will be dead before you can fast 3/4 fire balls. It's worth while with bosses though. Build up 5 stacks, pop combustion and blow it up.

Who wants to start a bet shortsight doesn't get any gear this week?

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>>154729248
who made this post?

>>154729248
3 weeks until uni starts again

he can have all my gear then

>>154729969
>me on the right

cool

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>>154729624

<< rare arteras pic

>>154730523
arteras is a fricking bully

>>154730636
>ask Arteras to bully me
>he never dies

Feels bad

>>154730815
>>he never dies
I will fucking kill arterad for trying to get close to my wife

>>154730106
>t.glurf

>>154689254
Sheriff Chillbill

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>loot council

>>154729969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

>>154729248
I know I'm not getting any loot this week >:(

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>>154731761
You're not the only one.
but SOON.TM

>>154728141
Just summon before you engage the boss.

Most fights are under 5 min so you don't have to care about timer.

Also Doomguards have a 100% attack speed slow, but I don't know if it works on bosses.

I'd play a vanilla server
but i can't be a well endowed space goat

Why can't there be monks in vanilla? Please it's all I want

>>154732241
kys imo.

>>154732241
you cant get that, they would be too op rofl

>>154732241
Blizzard removed them from the game.

>tfw no tank to bully my girl hole

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>>154732139
Don't worry anon, there's still draenei in the game world :^)

>>154732286
>>154732290
>>154732310
They're literally the best class in the game. They have been since they were introduced. I've never had as much fun playing wow as I had playing a monk.

>>154726950
How come no one uses them to make havoc in AH's as well?

Rain of fire would probably kill a lot of bank alts.

>>154733076
t. MoPbabby

How do I make money in vanilla?
will i ever afford mount ;_;

>>154733850
professions?

>>154733850
gathering professions/grinding

>>154733850
fishing is comfy, herbalism/alch is also comfy

sell trade goods on ah aswell

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i-is there a healing meters addon for vanilla wow ?

>>154734181
I can't fish right for some reason, I press it when the bobber movies but the fish always gets away.

>>154734217
swstats
dpsmate

if I want to roll a shadow priest is there any point rolling anything other than UD?

>>154735076
idk, you can be a dwarf shadowpriest like bossnova that does shti dps and still gets priority on caster loot over mages/locks, etc.

>>154735394
that sounds pretty sweet desu.

Though which class is better for draining enemy's of all hope - a shadowpriest of an affliction lock?

>>154735591
Bossnovas voice and shitty microphone drains me of all hope.
I don't think enemy loses any hope seeing as he's in the clique

>>154733574
I have fond memories of warlocks coming through Crossroads and rounding up noobs for the sacrifice ritual.

can't decide between warlock or mage alt guys.

Which is better?

Which does the guild need more?

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>>154695565
>no one else here was part of that based Damage Control group that died after 1 MC with <Reign>

fuck you guys

>>154738831
warlock

>>154739302
im leaning more towards a lock atm but elemental mage looks fun as fuck desu.

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when did they add flying mounts?

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Is learning to heal hard? I want to play a priest but I'm scared I'll fuck up. Is there a fuckboy vanilla video tutorial I can watch? It's way more pressure than just mashing Shadowbolt over and over again...

>>154740308
>welcome to kronos! The most advanced adventure xd

>>154740308
It's dying and they have to gain their $tars somehow.

>>154740424
no

1. bend over after every boss
2. let the tank have his way with your girl hole

>>154740424
It's no more difficult than casting shadowbolt over and over again. You have a tank and refill it's health bar in order to proceed through the instance. If you have to cast a heal on anyone else in the party someone fucked up.
Pre-casting a heal before damage is taken and canceling if it is not is a slightly more advanced skill.

>>154741309
What about spell-rank casting, though? Is it always just lowest rank when you need cast speed, and max rank for everything else? Do I use intermediate spell ranks while raid healing?
>>154741230
I am loving this meme

how do I tank? a bunch of people just yelled at me
;_;

>>154741890
t. Earwen

>>154725932
I used bartender 2 from what I remember, it's not a mess - just get used to settings.

>>154741431
Most people get by just fine with three buttons: the slow big heal, the fast small heal, and the HoT. Some classes have gimmicks like instant burst heals (paladins), AOE heals (priests) and work those in to their strategies.

Probably the most important thing to remember as a healer is the "five second rule." Your mana regeneration kicks in five seconds after your last spell cast. Manipulating this effectively is key to maintaining your endurance in long fights.

>>154742009
fuck off indi.

how do you actually queue up skills? I didn't even know that was a feature.

>>154742530
There are other people who think Earwen is shit.
That's not the problem, problem is he's a fucking asshole.

kek just camped some runts in STV, that'll teach them for trying to gank me

>wah wah only people queue up AV muh pvp experience
>nerf AV to death
>wah wah only people queue WSG and we only face premades wah wah

Server was better before the changes, i never seen the hall of arms so empty before

>>154743369
A half second before a skill completes the UI will accept a new button press

>>154732939
How draenei are meant to look.
At the very least male draenei should be lost ones, not this eredar retcon bullshit.

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>>154727389
They were fixed over a month ago

raids are piss easy because it's fucking vanilla wow with 1.12 itemization. The only hard part about these raids is getting 40 people together and making them not stand in fire

>>154745790
It's not even that

>implying there's anything hard about 10 year old encounters, where everyone already has BiS gear

I mean come on nigga, BWL was cleared in one fucking week, what's the point in raiding?