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hana song
thread image is trash
Fareeha Amari
Jesse McCree
Hana in the op!
quick /owg/, post your mains and the skins you use for:
>offence
>defence
>tank
>support
>>154625239
>offense
americree
posh tracer
>defence
mei default
>tank
watermelon d.va
>support
captain amari
that white summer lucio one
>>154625239
>Offence
None
>Defense
Mei/Trashmouse Classic on both
>Tank
Kinda blend them all, using the best D.Va skin
>Support
All, leggos on lucio and mercy.
>>154625239
>Pharah
Amethyst
>Junkrat
Rusted
>DVA
Carbon Fibre
>Mercy
Cobalt
>>154625239
>Tracer, though I have been trying to git gud with mcree
>Junkrat or Trobjorn as the game mode dictates
>D.va
>Mercy but only if I have no other option but to heal
>>154625239
>offense
Tracer sporty
AmuricRee
>defense
Yeti Mei
>tank
Blackhardt Rein (the only skin I've looted for him)
Korea/white rabbit/carbon fiber D.Va
Change it once in a while
>support
Ifrit Zen
Merciful Ana
>>154625239
Pharah
>anubis
Torbjorn
>pirate
Zarya
>siberian front
Lucio
>breakaway
>>154624705
>THICC edition!
>>154626276
Self promotion is against 4chan rules.
>>154626276
>mostly gonna be playing Zenyatta
no
>I can listen to shitmemes you suggest
and no
Hana Song = Anal Queen
What is the best Roadhog skin and why is it Stitched?
>Nano-boost team 6 times
>They manage 2 kills
>>154625239
>Offense
Reaper - Mariachi
>Defense
Junkrat i guess - Jailbird
>Tank
D.va - Gookrunes
>Support
Ana - Captain Amari
>>154626970
Warn them.
Shove that steroid up the ass of someone who has an Ultimate stored.
>>154626970
who are you boosting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BVPf7v_hNw
>Geographical watch time: Finland - 1.4%
Don't do it Taimou. Step back from the edge.
>Finally get my third legendary
>It's firefighter mei
>Put it in the trash
>>154626970
>playing D.va
>Mech gets blasted so I am retreating from a reaper and a mcree
>I get nAnO BoOsTeD
>figure fuck it whatever
>run foward to try to kill on of them
>Mcree oneshots me
If I ever meet another moron so stupid I will quite
>>154627260
when will taimou get banned?
>>154625239
>offence
murricree
origins 76
>defence
yeti mei
>tank
tangerine dva
dawn zarya
>support
orchid mercy, but i cycle through all of them
striker lucio
ra zenyatta
>free for the weekand
How come I can play and it's Tuesday?
>>154627397
Maybe blizzard just hates PC that much
>>154627397
it's still going for some reason
>>154627320
Why would you run forward.
Your D.va peashooter would rip all three of those characters a new anus nanoboosted without running in.
>>154626970
>nano-boost our tracer
>while she's zipping around them and they're dropping every defensive skill desperately trying to survive, our lucio speedboosted reinhardt walks up behind them and gets 4 kills just with swings
I guess that's okay.
>>154626657
>>154627513
There is still the fact that the ana nano boosted an out of suit mercy. Sure anon was retarded, but the Ana was just as retarded
>>154627086
>>154627135
>>154627320
I spam the shit out of my ult announce and use my mic.
I keep an eye on my team-mates' ult charges
I don't ult when it's 2v6 or anything retarded
I usually ult Rein/Genji/Reaper/76/McCree, people who can do good damage in a timely manner and can benefit greatly from the movement speed bonus. I'm not boosting D.vas or defense heroes.
Once in a great while I get a round where nobody on the team can get any kills whatsoever no matter how hard I try.
Thank god it's just quickplay, but I've watched people whiff their shots on sleeping tanks.
>>154627643
To be honest I'd nanoboost an out of mech d.va (which is what I'm going to imagine you meant to type) or a mercy in quick play to watch them squirm.
Fuck Volskaya goddamn
the most you can hope for on that shitty map is a draw
>>154627765
i'm going to start doing this in qp
>>154627765
I go bonkers when I get nano-boosted with nothing but a blaster.
Gonna get that PotG without a rez or self-destruct
What's the best way to get good with mcree? I want to expand my offensive horizons off of Tracer to someone with more punch, and I will admit that something about quoting spagetti westerns in my head while I play sounds very appealing
5Ls in QP and counting! This is gonna be a great day /owg/!
>>154627932
Found the autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT5rqKMaHAg
>Who /hasselhoff/ here?
holy shit the dolby atom settings works like a charm
pluged in my headphones and its a whole new expereince damn son
>>154627932
stick to your tank and click heads
>>154625239
>Tracer
Ultraviolet
>reaper
Wight
>soldier 76
bone
>Torbjörn
The blue biker one
>zarya
Arctic
>D.va
Junker. My favorite skin in the game
>Reinhardt
Cobalt, cos Ultramarines
>winston
Frogston, for the gun
>zenyatta
Ifrit
>lucio
Ribbit. I like hippityhop's colors better but ribbit glows more.
>Mercy
Classic, is best
So Chris Metzen retired, thoughts, owg?
I guess we'll have less characters based on teenage metalhead sketches.
>>154625239
>Offense
Blood/Moss (I prefer it over his legendaries)
>Defense
Rescue Mei/Yeti Hunter
>Tank
White Rabbit/Korea
Siberian Front
>Support
Harmonious
Captain Amari/Horus
counterpicking is cheating and if you play anybody but your main you are a disgrace.
>>154628238
it's a good thing, hopefully we will have more interesting characters and better writing
>>154628159
>Using deadmaus rip-off on lucio
>>154628262
I could see an interesting game of the week. you make your team in the beginning of the match and you are stuck with it for the rest of the match
>>154628238
I'm glad he's dead
>>154628262
i hanjo
>>154628331
Anything to hide his annoying fucking face
>>154628354
I think they did it 2 or 3 weeks ago
>>154628354
They already did that, was called mobawatch
>>154628354
random heroes every spawn was my favourite brawl, not the same but you were stuck with what you got and there was no counter picking
>>154627932
if you play tracer your aim should be fine desu. stay with your team. practice headshots in custom with lucio bots
>>154625239
>Offense
lol whats that
at a strech, Anubis
>Defence
Toasted
>Tank
Midnight
Junk/Scav, i rotate from time to time
>Support
Auditiva
Architech
>>154628591
Anyone who leaves in the middle of a match (and I mean like as soon as the second round starts) in comp should get at least a 24 hour ban
>>154625239
>Offense
Sporty Tracer
Nihon Genji
Strike Commander 76
Security Pharah
>Defense
Toasted Junkrat
>Tank
Baldreich Reinhardt
Junebug D.Va w/ gold guns
Pigpen Roadhog
Summer Event Zarya
>Support
Horus Ana
Eidgenossen Mercy
Auditiva Lucio (white with dark visor)
Ascendant Zenyatta
Gold Butt Symmetra
Console if that matters
I wish there was a game browser tab like in Dota, I shouldn't have to choose off my friendslist all the time if I just want to do some spectating.
What if I want to fap to Widow's ass huh? Then I have to hope someone on my list is playing.
>>154628159
>Ultramarine Reinhardt
That's brilliant and further proof that any 'Cobalt' skin is fantastic. However, my axe is the axe to pierce the Heavens.
>>154625239
>Offense
Genji/Nihon
Reaper/Desert
McCree/Mystery Man
>Defense
Junkrat/Toasted
>Tank
Reinhardt/Bloodhardt
D.Va/Carbon Fiber
Zarya/Arctic
Roadhog/Pigpen
>Support
Ana/Shrike
Symmetra/Architech
>>154625239
>Offense
I dont play them, at all
>Defense
Mei - Abominable
>Tank
D.va - Scavenger
Reinhardt - Lionhardt
>Support
Lúcio - Striker
Ana - Merciful
>>154625239
What do I have to improve on?
>>154629274
>Nepgear
Talk about garbage names,
I want to grow old with someone.
>>154628951
Woops, forgot
Zenyatta/Ifrit
>>154629302
>insults name
>probably has his own name on a few edgy reaper collages
How is everyone's Ranked going?
I'm trying to climb out of plat but solo healing/tank is hellish.
Blue and yellow or white and purple rare skin for Zenyatta?
>>154629573
ŵhite/purple
>feeleroni fettucini alfredo when used to be #22 at a good hero
>now #84 at a bad hero
I need to stop falling for the projectile meme in a game with such bad movement
>>154629513
7/10 of my placement matches done, i've lost motivation to play comp after being put with a 5 stack that didn't comm and were shit + being put in a game where someone was using bastion in koth.
Cutest and best pairing
>>154629453
>Playing Reaper
I'd rather slice my dick off.
so i finished my 10 palcement games adn this is the result
guess my ratings guy :^)
>>154629674
Your winrate is still higher with her
>>154629772
Silver?
>>154629713
Yes
>>154629713
The world could always use more TALON.
>>154629772
Where do you place if all 10 placement matches were a draw?
Someone with godly skill needs to force a draw in all 10 games and test this. You won't even good teams because it won't increase your MMR.
>>154629851
but not drawn by that artist
>>154629772
>>154629801
>>154629891
help ;_;
>>154628763
>There will never be a straight up Gurren-Lagann skin.
Shit.
>>154629932
jesus christ
>>154629932
Can you start streaming? I want to see what gameplay at that level is like.
>>154624705
thats a pretty bad picture I guess we see what happens when people who don't like thiq Pharah get to make threads
>>154625239
>offense
I'm tied with most hours in Pharah and Genji
Thunderbird and Nihon
>defense
Widowmaker
Patina
>tank
Reinhardt
Griefhardt
>support
Lucio
Seleção
>>154629932
How can one person be so shit
Can Mei get fucking nerfed already?
>>154630042
internet too slow to stream
i'm literally running around and spamming clicks hoping for a lucky shot to landsometimes they do land thats why you see people in the movies keep spamming them
>>154630083
pls no rude, my feels hurtbut i know i can climb with this easily instead of your plat
playing comp also gives you less exp I feel, 10 matches and still no loot box hmhmhm
>>154629261
At least you acknowledge you're shit on DPS and don't weigh down your team in comp
>>154629513
2673 high, 2525 current. Had a bit of a losing streak.
>>154630152
anon, please learn to aim or play support
>>154629513
>but solo healing/tank is hellish.
There's your problem.
If you want to rank out, carry your way out.
>muh teamcomp
Pick faster or don't give a shit. If you're actually stalled in rank gain, then your current picking strategy isn't actually working.
what is the current "cool kids" mmr? anything above 3k or higher?
>>154630315
Below 2k, anything above and you are a loser.
>>154630315
Yes.
>>154629513
absolutely fucking horrendous
every single fucking game i either have leavers or people who get furious about the picks on a team and lock in a joke pick to afk with
doesn't matter if i'm solo or with my few friends, there's ALWAYS 1-3 people who just throw the game over the most inane shit
i'm at almost 30% winrate now and steadily dropping
it doesn't fucking matter if i play my ass off and get 10+ kills every single life, i ALWAYS have allies who won't do the objective to save their fucking lives
>>154630312
never, support is more taxing than carry
playing lucio i have to keep my sight on those mofo that jumps like a monkey around
playing zen i have to see those fcker and send an orb over and some times those mofo stick tgt and i cant orb the right person
i'm just gonna play genji on attack and hanzo on defense as always. i'm good at those 2mccree is OP af he's getting more time on me for some reason
>win 10/10 games
>place 2999
>dropped down to 2500 due to attack torbs, hanzos giving out orders and yelling to defend the point while he's dead, defense genjis spamming heal me out of LOS, entire teams overextending, and people telling me to shut the fuck up when I tell them to not overextend during the last 20 seconds(then we lose)
>>154625239
>Offense
Soldier 76 - Commando
>Defense
Mei - Yeti Hunter (I don't like any of her skins, but this one is OK)
>Tank
Reinhardt - Stonehardt (Still his best skin IMO)
>Support
Zenyatta - Djinnyata
>>154630406
>can't aim
>plays hanzo and mccree
>silver genji
anon....
>get potg once in a while
>every time half the models don't load so all anyone sees is me firing or swinging at thin air
wew blizz. just wew.
>>154624705
Did you get your daily dose of hype yet, /owg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI
>>154627605
thats not even dva anymore. its just some girl with huge tits and ass with headphones. what even the fuck
>tfw you get potg as zero suit D.Va
>>154630401
>people who get furious about the picks
Every other game is people fighting about that. People with massive egos who just talk shit and yell while losing.
>>154630406
>bad aim
>plays Hanzo, McCree and Genji
>refuses to play support
Anon, I...
>>154625239
>>offense
Posh Tracer
Raptorion Pharah
>>defense
Huntress Widowmaker
>>tank
Arctic Zarya
>>support
Ribbit Lucio
>>154630489
>Get 4/6 by playing torb only
>Place at 2800
>Now at 3200
AARDVARK
>>154630489
When has voice chat ever made the gameplay experience more pleasant?
>>154630313
Thing is, I hate all the offensive heroes. I like playing support/tank/utility in pretty much every game. DPS/Carry just isn't my thing.
But If I have to learn to be an edgelord reaper to get into a decent rank then I guess I'll start practicing.
>>154631014
Why doesn't he just play Tracer? You don't need good aim just decent reflexes and awareness of where other people are relative to you
guys im pooping right now and a big spider is on the ceiling.
i knew she loved me...
>>154630042
Me too.
The only really, really low level play I see is people trying to tank their rank.
I wanna see a legit bronze/silver match.
>>154631131
does it sound like he has the ability to play tracer? does it really?
>>154625239
>offence
lol no
>defense
Firefighter Mei
Jailbird Junkrat
>tank
Weightlifter Zarya
Paragon Rein
Junker D.va
>support
Imp Mercy
Deva Sym
Football Lucio
>>154629513
>but solo healing/tank is hellish
Have you tried Zarya yet? I'm currently climbing from Diamond towards Master by playing her (and Zen/Lucio/McCree). She brings plenty of utility and maximum charged beam melts all the annoying heroes like D.Va and Mei.
>>154631131
The Japanese brothers just attract masochistic players, man.
>>154631291
It doesn't take that much skill, i can't aim for shit and in general i am bad at FPSs but I earlier I took down a reinhart and a D.va on my own with her.
I did have my ult, though it didn't kill either of them
So when is Zen getting nerfed again?
>>154631308
>Played Zarya like once or twice before now
>Start picking her the other day sometimes
>Completely ass at tracking with the beam, but that hardly matters at 100 charge
>Play just a bit of the free ps4 trial
>Finally get to play overmeme
Sad thing is my toaster is shit, I'd need to invest 500 bucks to play overmeme. And I'm not going to play it on PS4, specially since I have to pay plus.
This is suffering
>>154630889
it seems like in platinum tier that everyone thinks they're good enough to tell everyone else what to do (especially if they think someone's doing something wrong)
honestly most of my games are lost the instant someone sees something they don't like for any reason, which has been most of them so far
>>154631506
why would zen need to be nerfed?
>>154631308
I like Zarya, I should try to lock her in more I guess. I tend to default to Rein to try to protect my stupid little team mates who all have no fear of enemy bullets.
>>154630489
literally why I stopped playing OW. play ranked, always have to pick Support, can't carry team of idiots. ranked in at 50 in season 1, quit after dropping to 38. fucking miserable experience
>>154631572
Completely agree. Plat is the "Know just enough to be a danger to themselves and others" rank. I try to play peace maker but so often it devolves into shouting about team comp vs who has the most golds.
>Solo Q
>Tired of shit healers and shit dps
>Play Zenyatta so I can do both
>Start winning
I didn't choose the Zen life, the Zen life chose me.
>>154631565
You'd be surprised what kind of toasters can run it.
>>154631573
Ridiculous damage, pretty good single target healing, and an ult that laughs off 90% of the other ults in the game?
I flat out suck at him and it's ridiculous the amount of eliminations I'm a part of either via discord or my own orbs snagging kills because of how nuts his shots are.
>>154631586
Rein is one of my absolute favorites, but people are just unable to stand behind the shield or kill the turret/bastion I'm protecting them from. It's mindboggling.
>>154630489
Funny, I was placed a hundred points below you and I have climbed to 3295 sr solo queue only. My games have been enjoyable, with my teammates usually communicating. Matchmaking is fucking random.
>>154625239
>offense
reaper: plague doctor
tracer: sporty
soldier: jet
>def
mei: helotrope
junk: drowned
>tank
d.va: white rabbi
winston: red planet
zarya: siberian front
>supp
mercy: mist
lucio: synthesia
zen: sunyatta
symm: regal
>>154631837
>people are just unable to stand behind the shield
Last game I played a McCree got potg and I had to watch 2/3 of my team run out from behind my shield, all in different directions, to get shot. I just stopped playing for the night after that.
>>154630778
>Overtime dorado
>It's me and Ana on the payload and I lose my mech.
>Someone yells in the mic telling Ana to nanoboost anyone.
>Get powered up as nomech dva
>Manage to kill a zen,lucio and Reinhardt.
We win it and potg goes to our mercy reviving then instantly dying, basically a killcam.
>>154631931
>d.va: white rabbi
oy vey
>>154631982
>>154631742
Is it well optimized?
Mine is pretty old because poorfag and shitThe ps4 isn't mine
I mean I do mind playing with polygons but if it's possible it's better than nothing
Can I have some Overwatch feet please?
>>154631982
Calm down, we all know jews can't be white even though they clearly are.
>>154632162
semitic =/= Caucasian
>>154631982
See
>>154632027
On launch glitch with the skin had the White Rabbit name on the meka cut off to White Rabbi.
It was fixed a patch ago.
>>154632147
Off the top of my head
>Tracer
5'4
>Widowmaker
5'9"
>Lucio
5'3"
>Genji
5'4"
>Reinhardt
7'1"
This is my original hero design rescue, here's 5 facts about her:
- shes a dog
- I love her!
>>154632306
No.
>>154632306
>>154632147
fetish fags go and fucking stay go
>>154632306
Stop
How do i get better at aiming with mecha D.Va? It's hard to try counter that annoying widow when i'm fucked the second she start hopping before me.
>>154632334
>you have to be a fetish fag to like doggos
How do you live with yourself?
>>154632296
Genji's 5'8''
>>154632306
I dont know if I could bring myself to shoot a dog.
>>154632306
10/10 would main.
>>154632382
relax, take your time
>>154632406
Thought he was shorter, my bad.
>>154632382
Just rush her, make her move, then reset back to your team and look for her again. You don't need to kill her, just make her life hell. D.va is mostly for pushing snipers off their perch, eating ults with defense matirx, and bombing the point/choke to get the other team off it. No decent player actually dies to a D.va, she's just there to disrupt.
>Hanzo, at your service.
>>154632575
Thing is, they don't bother to move most of the time unless i knock them off because they can take down my mech quite easily when it comes down to it. Then it's down to 50-50 depending if they can also hit something that doesn't take half of their screen.
>>154632406
He's one of the ones with no confirmed height isn't he? People just guess from his model size in comparison to other models.
>>154632296
>>Widowmaker
>5'9"
>fap
>fapfapfapfap
Is there any reason why people buy the game again to have a smurf?
>>154633020
they got carried to a high rank and don't want to lose it
>>154629349
what is going on in this pic?
>>154633854
Lucio got called a monkey.
>going up against Ultimate Genji as a Roadhog
>he starts slashing me
>I chugging my healing potion and overheal his ultimate
>hook and instagib him in the face
Why didn't you tell me abour Roadhod, /vg/?
>>154625239
>Offense
White McCree / It Ain't Me 76
>Defense
Jail Junrat / Snow Plum Mei
>Tank
Korean D.Va / Stiched Roadhog
>Support
Purple Zenyatta / Swiss Miss Mercy
Sven
Sweden
Rocket Sword
Sven’s Rocket Sword is an exemplary melee weapon, able to deal punishing damage in a wide arc with every swing.
Shift: Storm Hammer [Hitscan]
Sven unleashes his mechnical gauntlet that deals damage and stuns the first enemy it comes in contact with.
E: Warcry
Sven's Warcry heartens his allies for battle, increasing their movement speed. Also reduces incoming damage to Sven by 70%.
Q: God's Strength
Sven channels his Swedish strength, doubling his damage and doubling his meele range. Extended meele range does not get bonus damage.
>>154634296
He's a big guy
Diamond is so fucking comfy right now. You get familiar faces almost every game and mostly everyone is pretty chill
Diov the Faceless
China
Omnic Hammer
Diov uses his multipurpose hammer to hack, upgrade and repair nano-machines. In a pinch, it can also be swung as a weapon.
E: Omnic Walk
After marking a destination, Diov instantly disappears and reappears at that location, undoing all damage taken in the last 2 seconds.
Shift: Omnic Dilation
Diov traps all nearby enemies in a hacking dilation field, freezing their cooldowns and slowing their movement speed for each skill on cooldown. Also prevents ultimate from gaining charges.
Q: Omnic Lock
Diov's next attack deals bonus damage and stuns the target.
R: Omnicsphere
Creates a glitch in the matrix, trapping all units caught in its sphere of influence and causes Diov to move very quickly inside it. Only Diov is unaffected.
I want Mercy to hug me
I want to sniff Mei's sweat
I want Widows to drug me and dominate me
I want To be D.va's footstool while she plays vidiya games
I want Tracer to wake me up by tickling me
I'm drunk, roses are blue and that is all
>>154634603
>global 10 - spam
fuck off already
>>154634496
>a picture for ants
U U
U U
>>154634296
>encounter genji as a flanking hog
>he dashes from my hook, pokes me
>slab him to half hp with m1
>he deflects
>I chug gas and hook him again
>he dashes
>this continue for a while
>I giggle and use emotes now instead of attacking him
>he uses emote too
>GOTCHA BITCH
He was pretty cool about it and xD'd me in chat
>>154633016
6'2 with the heels.
>>154625239
>Soldier 76 Commander Morrison
>I don't use many defense heroes, in case I do, I go with either Comtesse Widowmaker or Fool Junkrat
>Balderich Reinhardt/Sharkbait Roadhog/Weightlifter Zarya
>Main and waifu, Valkyrie Mercy
>>154634836
why is she so ugly
>>154632390
Maybe he's a muslim.
>>154634296
Streetpig is the real MVP.
>>154634836
French grills are not supposed to be that tall (source : I'm french), but still, I'll fap
>>154634869
Why are you so rude.
>>154634869
French.
>>154634963
Her design and/or colors are actually pretty fucking weird.
>>154634939
She's an assassin, she must be intimidating.
There's no better way than her being taller than you.
>>154634963
she has a pig nose in this picture
>>154634738
like it's any worse than "I want to smell Pharah's stinky feet" that's posted everyday.
>people switching off from Zarya to Harambe or Hog when you are being major pain in the ass to their team as D.Va
I guess being down in the shitter ranks has it's pros as well.
>>154635026
> her being taller than you.
I won't lie, that idea sends weird feels down my spine
>>154635046
if you don't want to sniff pharah's stinky feet you can get out of my general
>>154635043
Don't attack the Widowmaker pls.
>>154627260
Is he your husbando?
>>154635046
Yeah, Phara probably dosn(t have the stinkiest feet, right.
Must be Tracey, I don't know any brit girls so I couldn't tell how much they sweat, but running all day probably makes her the most smelly.
But hey who knows, maybe Dva sweats a lot in her mech too.
As a french person, I find the exagerated accent of Amelie Lacroix pretty fucking attractive and I don't know why.
>>154635130
I don't need to she's already blue
>>154630406
>main
>"carry"
>uses dota/LoL terms in an fps
You're fucking cancer, stick to your aRTS games.
>>154633854
>Lucio
>taller than anyone
Hilarious.
Why are there 22 heroes when maybe 8 are good?
>>154630687
cringey af
>I'm 12 and actually listen to this
>tfw no serbian hero/map
>>154635382
that would be racist
>>154635351
Because Blizzard is too bad at balancing to consider the needs of both low ranked and high ranked players.
See: Bastion/Torb absolutely destroying lowbies while being useless in high ranks.
So when is the bubble bitch getting hard counter?
>inb4 someone start implying something about Reaper or not shooting bubble that goes up instantly without any tell in game filled with projectiles.
>>154635087
Because you know she would have complete control over you?
>>154635469
>Torb
>useless in high ranks
found the lanklet shitter
>>154635254
>As a french person
I never got good enough at French to tell accents apart.
Does Widow's accent imply anything about her, like region or social status?
Like how Tracer has the accent of a poor person from somewhere close to London.
>>154635424
why would it be racist?
>>154635570
wtf are you literally being so hitler right now? FUCK OF
>>154635570
Because everything is racist.
>>154635172
I sure wanna lick Hana all over after she spend whole day battling in her mecha.
>>154635520
torb fucking sucks when the enemy team has a brain and shoots at your turret, I bet you consider 2500 sr a high rank lmao
>>154635320
>He thinks overwatch is a traditional fps
Look at this retard, probably the guy who complains characters are "useless" too.
What abilities would a hero that could replace Reinhardt as the "team wall" have?
>>154635520
Just a day ago in the ESL, pro team crushed another pro team with a torb/bastion batmobile on durado
I think we might have to just surrender to the fact that nobody will ever know what the fuck they're really doing.
>>154635471
Don't worry, they will probably buff McCree to counter her somehow, like flashbang breaking bubbles and fan the hammer doing 70 damage per shot again.
>>154635762
D.Va
>>154635471
Once McCree and Lucio get hard counters.
>>154635762
Rein's shield
>>154635554
Actually not sure, but I'd say she sounds like a rich parisian?
>>154635782
Eh? So which team got crushed? The team with Bastion or without it?
>try to play any hero but one
>lose so badly that i can't learn anything
what's the point
>>154635762
Why replace Reinhardt?
If D.Va got little love-buffs you could see D.Va/Winston or D.Va/Zarya for a number of situations, just like you already see effective Zarya/Winston uses.
>>154635826
>>154635762
>>154635762
>>154635762
how did they win the omnics if they had like 500s of Bastions?
>>154635762
Something that you use like mei wall, but it acts as a weaker rein shield.
>>154635670
They can't shoot your turret if you place it in the right spots. They can't shoot your turret if your teammates are shooting them. And if they are focusing on your turret, they are not focusing on your team.
>>154635782
Using pro matches is poor form. People will go far and away to emulate their favorite pro or "pro strat" or whatever other ~meta~ garbage is in or perceived as good. Torbjorn isn't bad. He may not be as ridiculous as the offense heroes, but he's definitely good. I can get golds on that nigga consistently.
>>154636008
heh. I have that with Fighting games usually. I don't know what lesson I could learn. For some reason in OW I can play many heroes tho. Well at least 2 of each class.
Maybe because most, of the easy ones are ptretty straightforward
>>154636008
What is that hero? If it's not Widow/Hanzo/Bastion/Symmetra, keep using him.
>>154636060
>D.Va
>buffs
Considering the amount of people screaming about D.Va seems still louder than those screaming about say Zarya, i just pray they won't rape her even more.
>>154636112
>what is that hero
Any hero but the one i'm good withMcClick at the moment
>>154636085
Overwatch went after God AIs, regular army couldn't beat in open battle. At least in Europe, I suppose Russia did the job with it's giant robots?
>>154636085
The Reinhardts had infinite HP shields, fire strikes that one-shot Bastions, and more than 500 HP each.
>>154635934
the team without the bastion got crushed BY the team with the bastion
They made it look simple, honestly. They just used whatever disruption/shield they had to let the turret/sentry setup or recover as necessary.
My favorite part was on the final push on the curve, it took just one earthshatter and Bastion had enough time to get to sentry mode and delete the enemy team. Bastion died to something at that point(I think a death blossom) and they swapped off heroes for the finish
>>154636193
she has the best ult denial skill in the game, of shitters will cry op. I can't see her recieving buffs
>>154636085
game mechanics and story do not mix.
Is there a better feeling than pinning a Mercy who's flying in in an attempt to revive her whole team?
Also I think her ult should be stoppable. Not with a cast time because then it would be useless but by not reviving everyone at once.
It should revive one by one starting from the closest ally. So if the team reacts fast enough she would only revive 2 or 3 instead of an instant 5.
It would also encourage Mercy players to ult more often for 1 or 2 down team mates...
>>154632306
>-shes a dog
>-I love her!
fuck off furfag
tf2
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free
overwatch
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro
>>154636570
tf2
>boring
overwatch
>fun
your post
>stale
154636570
Copypasta, don't respond
>>154636640
nice post-purchase rationalization
>>154636395
Shame that's literally the only thing going for her right now and Rein can do it as well or better in most cases.
>>154636730
I could say the exact same to you about tf2.
>>154636772
which part of completely free did you not understand?
i don't think you know what post-purchase rationalization means
Roadhog nerfs when?
>>154636819
Hats, I can't see you defending tf2 with how awful it is unless you were trying to justify your shitty purchases.
New skins fuckign when? Lazy pieces of shit.
>>154636876
i spent 0€ on tf2, try again
>>154636085
Only place that survived a direct fight against the 100s of bastion units during the Omnic Crisis was Russia because they had their giant human-piloted robots called Svyatogor named after a hero in russian folklore who's name meant something like "sacred mountain"
Overwatch did quick-strike behind the lines missions against the god-AIs to break down the logistics of the rest of the Omnic forces, allowing the rest of the world to get a chance to coordinate its remaining conventional military together to destroy the main Omnic forces.
Even the Germans with all of their "Reinhardts" were losing, technically. That's the story behind Eichenwalde- Balderich von Adler(basically another Reinhardt) and his soldiers all died there, although it was somewhat a success because it allowed the rest of the German military to launch a successful counteroffensive.
>>154636876
I actually MADE money off of TF2 lol
I got myself 3 free earbuds with my macs and sold them for 70 dollars each when they were popular.
>>154636895
Sombra comes out on PTR tonight, she will have plenty of new skins for you to buy.
>>154636824
He's already trash tier bro. Hook got ninja nerfed to it doesn't pull the target close enough.
>>154636907
you are too poor to buy overwatch so you come to this general to make the same shitpost every day because you are stuck with a shitty f2p game
>>154637089
>trash tier
Yet he appears in almost every fucking game. It's very tiring to see his dumb fat ass in every game.
>>154636824
I assume you mean his hook needs a serious hitbox fix so it isn't the size of a car and that he actually has to aim it.
I'm sure it's a priority.
>>154637116
but i own overwatch already?
>>154637146
Have you tried shooting him?
>>154636824
Never.
>>154636570
Seen it the 36th time.
Here is a "You"
>>154637190
game is too difficult for you so you come here to shitpost because you can't win and are stuck in bronze forever
>>154637089
>he doesn't follow the current meta
friendly reminder that rain + road + zarya + 2 healers is literally unstoppable on payload
>>154629274
>making a vanity webm
Jesus Christ, go out on a date or something.
>>154635641
I wanna lick Mei all over after she spends the whole day in her winter gear
>>154637312
>Overwatch
>difficult
(You)
Reminder that if you ever think to yourself "I should save this offensive ult for when more people come" then fucking kill yoruself
>>154637209
I like playing Winston, and his almost constant picking makes it almost impossible to play as Winston. I just want to see more diversity and not the same meta meme heroes, is that so bad?
>>154637089
>hook the size of a continent
>hook that has the range between two planets
>trash tier
>>154629803
this makes me laugh on the outside and hurt a little on the inside. I'm the roadhog and she's the mei
>>154637458
there's only 22 heroes anon.
only 5 tanks
average 40% of the tanks are played at a time
what do you expect.
just counterpick the roadhog
>>154636824
The high bandwitdh update nerfed him indirectly.
Either that or all Hogs were bad yesterday, so easy to bait the hook around corners now.
>>154634836
>6'2"
>5 inch stripper heels
The Smugberry is not for such low class sexualization, friend.
>>154637516
>hitbox the size of a continent
>entire enemy team can tell where you are from two planets away
>die mid hook because their team isn't retarded
FTFY famalam
>>154637690
Her heels are still pretty high though.
i don't feel any difference between 20 tick and 60 tick. blizzard was right all along
>>154637569
>roadhog
>>154637680
>implying
I usually play tanks, mostly Reinhardt, but that still makes me a juicy target for fathog. If I'm not on a tank I'll go Soldier or McEastwood to plink away Fatty's hp with delicious headshots
How do we fix Boulevardbacon's hook without making him useless?
I say
>fix hitbox
>reduce length by a bit
>stun only upon hook
At least this way it'll take some skill instead of looking at the general direction for a confirmed hook.
>>154625239
Offense:
Soldier 76: Standard or Young Morrison
Defense:
Bastion: Overgrown
Tank:
Reinhardt: Classic or Balderich
Support:
Ana: Captain Amari
Mercy: Classic or Devil
>widow was a popular pick in almost every game when i began playing
>kept playing for a while until taking a break after first prestige
>come back not too long after and widow is hardly in any games anymore
miracles do exist
>>154637313
>team with no flank and no range
It's already been countered in the pro matches a few times, they just swap to heroes that shit lethal damage from long range, kept their distance and stayed away all the tank ults.
Hey Widowfags, how does it feel to know that your waifu is my personal, submissive toy?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1473758557982.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1473758595391.webm
>Draw
>Draw
>Draw
>Loss
Well...Not all bad I guess?
>>154637920
No delay between getting hooked and getting pulled
90% of when people have problems with Roadhog's hook is when they are moving or using a movement ability and Roadhog hooks them. This happens because there is a slight delay between when he is hooking you and when he is actually pulling you, you feel like you weren't where the hook was. If there wasn't any stun the hook would feel much more fluid.
>>154637974
>OW stats sites count draws as loses.
REEEE my stats!
>>154625239
>offense
Reaper: Plague Doctor (I can't decide if I want El Blanco or Mariachi more, or I'd switch)
>defense
Junkrat: Classic
>tank
Reinhardt: Stonehardt and Roadhog: Classic
>support
Lucio: Synaesthesia and Zenyatta: Ifrit
>>154637775
2-3 inches, just enough to hurt after a few hours of wearing them
Honestly I don't know why game devs insist on giving action girls heels considering how impractical they are, no matter how sexy.
Defense loli hero that can attach herself to a tank to combine their healthpools when?
>>154638403
Because fictional characters don't care about practical things.
>win two games in a row
>'REINSTANCING'
>YOU HAD FUN WITH YOUR TEAM? TOO BAD
>HERE'S A BUNCH OF NEW RANDOM PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH
>SOME OF THEM MIGHT EVEN SUCK LMAO
why can't they just match a good team against another good team instead of this crap?
>>154638428
i want a loli but not in this way
>>154638403
It's mostly for the femme fatal look, but believe it or not people properly trained in heels have a longer stride and ability to balance better.
I'm sure the devs didn't give two flying fucks about those things, but it's always nice to hope.
I like Widowmaker but she's not my kind of waifu.
>>154638428
Never, thankfully.
when is maintenance?
>>154638428
are you somehow implying that's not literally Sombra and she'll meld with your shadow for fast travel
IT'S HAPPENING TODAY OMG OMG
>>154626205
can't be thicc when you're an amputee
>roadhog loads his gun with scrap metal
>omnics are made of metal
>roadhog is shooting omnics with the intestines of their dead comrades
Why isn't this game R18?
>>154638605
>amputee
Go back to tumblr with that fan theory shit.
>>154638571
>Genji
>>154637042
>amomentincrime is only at 37%
>comes out on PTR tonight
she aint getting revealed until blizzcon, friend
>>154636673
Be original, not a copycat.
Besides tf2 is an old game, overwatch is not. The difference will be big.
>>154638894
She's out tonight on PTR, I have a friend that works for blizzard.
>>154637089
>trash tier
Actually played him, he's still fucking easy to kill people with.
Shit I can easily kill a support and be outie before most diamond players notice.
>>154638965
I have an actual friend on blizzard, he's a janitor and he doesn't know when sombra comes out.
But you are full of shit.
>>154624705
you call that thicc? this is thicc
>>154639028
>don't have a mic
>Roadhog is walking up flank
>our dps can't hear the loud ass clanking he makes
>try to make noise by shooting at him and running around
>no one notices
>get hooked and die
Playing without a mic is suffering
Here's 5 cute facts about our favorite girl Tracer!
1.Tracer is a girl!
2.She's cute!
3.I love her!
4.Tracer!
Does anyone else here get fucking ragged on by your own team nearly every comp match? Most of the time it's because I change off of a healer onto an offense hero because my teammates can't sustain enough damage to get any kills, even with damage boost or discord.
Why do kiddies get so buttblasted from this? At least i'm trying to switch thing up, changing heroes to try and achieve a result.
>>154638403
Her heels look comfortable enough to be honest. Those wouldn't hurt after a few hours, maybe after the whole day.
Most of her height comes from her enormous thighs.
>>154639119
>you will never get lovingly squeezed between those thighs
it hurts
>>154639141
>play with mic
>tell team what to do
>they dont do it
>rage
itll be pretty much the same thing
Anyone else better at clicking heads as Widowmaker when you're on the ground rather than in a sniper perch? Feels really awkward to be tracking at a diagonal than horizontally.
>>154639141
>Biuying mic soon.
Here's hoping my autism doesn't fuck shit up too hard.
>>154639089
It's true, screenshot my post and wait until tonight.
How big is Dva's cock?
What the fuck am I supposed to do with myself during the downtime
>>154639347
small enough that there isn't a visible bulge
>>154639220
>>154639254
>Using mic for anything other than calling out enemy positions
Unless you're in a group, playing team captain and micromanaging will just gain you resentment.
just started playing comp after placing, working my way up to platinum. I was at 2470 and stopped at 2499 does it always stop you 1 point before rank up?
is ps4 servers kill?
>>154639426
Good
>>154639381
Masturbate
who /snow bab/ here
>>154639479
No, but it happens surprisingly often
>its a mercy potg
>>154639569
>Mei on my team
>still thinks that walling the team in for half a second at game start is hilarious
That got old during launch week, even if it's on defense.
>>154639220
>chill out it's just quickplay
>>154639479
Educated guess: no, it's just the system rarely gives you more than 29 sr for win
>>154639642
Someone told me that in comp.
It just made me confused.
>on a big winstreak at 3200
>lol let's just put you on a team with all plats
Fuck this game
>>154639631
>potg is some jerkoff getting a double environmental kill
>even though I got a quad kill without using ult
>>154639219
you mean these thighs?!
>>154639631
>she rezzes one person inside of an ult and taps heads with her pistol for kill assists before dyingMy friend recently bought Overwatch and 2 our of 3 times he'll get POTG as Mercy and very often rezzes us within Mei's or Hog's ults.
>>154639636
Yet you're still mad
how's everyone enjoying the fair and balanced matchmaking?
>>154639758
the very same
>>154639119
>>154639219
I want to put my dick between his thighs then fuck it than putting it in his meathole.
>tfw there's so little porn of this
>>154629453
Shouldn't you be busy cleaning your nepnep body pillow
>>154639585
>>154639669
I went from getting 40-60 per win
And then just that I don't like getting mad at games but I want to quit
Because every team I play with is retarded
>>154625239
>Offense
AmericCreeCarbon FiberGenjiI'm not an edgelord, I just like how the blue mixes with the black and I don't have Nihon.
Plague Doctor Reaper.
>Defense
I don't use defense heroes in ranked.
>Tank
Junker D.Va
Brass/Copper Reinhardt
>Support
Grass Zenyatta
Striker Lúcio
Valkyrie Mercy
@154639804
>lol xd ur so mad bro
Get these comments every time.
You're gonna have to work harder for those upvotes, friend,
>>154639184
>Someone picks Zarya, Mercy, and Winston off the bat
>We're on attack, this is okay
>I pick out a Zenyatta for more healing
>Junkrat
>eh... well you can almost always afford one "throwaway"
>Last pick is Hanzo, who is in a group with Mercy
>Zarya jumps off tank at the last second for Pharah
>oh no, no no no no no
everyone scrambles their own directions. Hanzo just walks up the street pulling arrows, mercy in tow. Mercy will never swap heals, or press shift, or do anything but heal-beam the hanzo until dead.
Junkrat throws himself uselessly at the enemy on his own twice, then switches for Bastion
Torbjorn's turret has killed Pharah. Pharah now attempts to engage in a death battle with the turret for the rest of the match, and loses.
Winston has switched to Reinhardt, and now hold's M2 and plods the most direct route to the objective until he dies
>oh my dear orbs
>My zenyattafu is good but not that good
>I figure if my team is this bad, there's a chance the other team isn't actually that much better and I might be able to solo carry as a flanker
>Tracer, and carry hard.
Thanks Lena
>>154639725
>at 2974 after a solid streak of wins
>lol lets put you in a 2800 team against 3400
>lol let's do it again against the same team!
>haha do you like it?
>come on, now its just 2500 vs 2900
>yeah, you love it don't you?
>here have some more
>mfw now at 2643
>>154625239
bone 76
jailbird rat
stone rein
merciful ana
>>154639235
I actually played with a team that was good today
>attack on Anubis
>dive on them take the first point
>speed boost and then sound barrier on the second point
>four or five of the other team ragequit
Feels good man
>>154639835
Everybody were gettint 40-60 per win in the first 10 or so after placements
Now it's pitiful 22-26 even with two golds and silvers
WHY DOES THE BEST LOOKING SKIN IN THE GAME HAVE THE SHITTIEST LOOKING GOLD GUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
are servers kill lads?
>>154639925
This.
I found a stack that I love playing with and now I'm just too scared to solo queue anymore, still traumatized from the time I dropped 17 ranks in 3 days in Season 1.
>>154625239
>offence
summer tracer
>defense
classic junkrat
i havent opened a single skin for him
>tank
balderich reinhardt
mud roadhog
>support
golden frof
>>154640043
Raindancer is superior
>>154625239
>offence
Americree
>defence
haystack
>tank
weightlifter, stonehardt, horizons Winston
>support
>Valkyrie, sunyatta, summer Lucio
>>154639902
Yeah at Plat Rank that's pretty much whenever someone picks Ana.
Ana can be op as fuck, but you have to actually be decent at aiming and trying to time your ults effectively. Any time somebody switches to Ana on my team in comp matches I have to pick a healer or the round is a guaranteed loss.
Picking Ana on KOTH maps is unforgiveable at any rank however.
>>154640043
>best looking
>Mechaqueen
>not Raptorion
But what's the reference?
>tfw hook the tracer so much she switches to reaper
>continue to hook and oneshot them
is there any better feeling?
>>154625239
>Offense
Mariachi Reaper
>DefenseWoodbot Bastion
>Tank
Olympic/Coat Zarya, Lionhardt Rein
>Support
Djinnyatta
>play Hanzo
>laugh like a hyena every time i get a cheap kill
This shouldn't be as fun as it is.
Koreans are so fucking worthless. Whoever has more koreans loses every single time.
>>154640369
>Bastion
>Lionhardt
Disgusting piece of s-
>Djinnyatta
Maybe there's hope for you.
It's that time again.
>McCree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m648v4s5sFc
>>154640537
>Bastion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdWHFwmd2o
>>154640537
>4:09
>McCreeposting
At least be dedicated about it.
>>154640534
To be honest I pull Bastion only on QP when I want to fool around
Doesn't work all the time but he's fun, seeing those health bars melt is funny.
>>154640607
it's high noon somewhere in the world
>>154640286
>bait out hooks as Tracer
>unload pulse clips at Streetswine's face
>desperately inhalespoppers
>continue to get blasted by pulse dick
Is there any better feeling?
>>154640392
>play mei
>freeze lone tank over and over
>play ana
>sleep same tracer/genji over and over
>play reinhardt
>stun people, teabag them, then charge as they stand up
>play genji
>flank the opposing spawn, pull out sword as mercy walks out, then jump all over her as she runs away keeping her alive and terrified
BM is too much fun to stop
>>154640616
The post said post your mains for each category.
I get that the defense roster is pretty limited, but if you prefer Bastion over Junkrat you got some shit taste desu
>>154640720
>mad tracer mains
hope you like being pulled back through time as my 200+ australian ping defies all logic
>>154640784
Junkrat is, well, trash imo.
>Lolspam
>>154640720
>pulse bomb up in 20 seconds
>leave and go assassinate one of his supports
So fucking good
>>154640829
Fucking aussie ping.
I was playing the new GitS shooter a while back and some guy was fucking teleporting around.
I couldn't even shoot him and would just die randomly.
Blizzard please. McCree.
>"We want McCree to be a counter to people like Tracer, Genji and Reaper."
- Jeff Kaplan
Okay, Jeff. Here's what really happens with McClick
>Can't duel a high skill Tracer or Genji or Reaper
>Flash Fan the Hammer means McClick is an untouchable CQB god to everyone else
>McClick clicks heads at absurd distances for 2 shots from behind a tank, shitting on the rest of the crew of heroes
McClick is a design catastrophe. Pharah, Soldier aren't allowed to exist on the same map as McClick. Nobody is allowed to walk into a building with McClick in it.
ps4 servers are back online
>>154640883
>roadhog needing supports
>>154640913
You know you've played too much OW when you comfortably read all of that comic in their voices without skipping a beat.
>>154625239
>Offence
Pharah, Raptorion
>Defence
Mei, Abominable
>Tank
D.Va, White Rabbit
>Support
Symmetra, Devi/Zenyatta, Sunyatta
>>154625239
With my team im usually dps or offtank so riverboat mccree or goth zarya
>finish playing ten hours of ranked games
>my rank is within 2 points of where it started
>become keenly aware that life has no purpose
>>154640861
>people on my team think Junkrat is only good fro spamming chokes
>constantly get kills and land bombs midair
>don't run tire into open areas so that it gets shot
>constantly trapping people
>exploding genjis because I don't throw shit into his reflect
>killing tanks because I stay a good distance away so that I don't get melted
>properly aim nades and bounce them off surfaces
>team thinks this is all luck
>>154640976
More ult charge for me
>>154641048
Gotta get that winstreak.
>>154640976
>imlying you wouldn't hog them harder with a suppository from Ana up your ass
>>154640913
I don't like the way Mcree's skillset has him as a zero-mobility damage totem whose only skills revolve around reducing other characters' mobility level.
FPS games are fun or shit based entirely on how fun their movement is, and Mcree is a cancer to free movement in this game. Nothing shuts down creative movement like a high level Mcree.
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
i-i really like playing friendly d.va
>>154636085
because the omnics went full attack bastions.
>>154641170
>"Guys high levvel mcrees shut down all creative movement it's not fair please nerf him"
>posted as I kill the #3 mcree player using creative movement
Why don't you just admit you want every character which is a mild inconvenience to tracer nerfed?
>>154641296
>wave at someone
>they just shoot at you
Some people are really rude.
>>154641296
>comp
what are you doing
did your entire team leave anyway
>>154641170
McCree plays as either three ways:
1: One on one. See who he can shut down or duel efficiently; the most dangerous option that only works against non tanks
2: Team support. Doesn't stand out and stuns enemies for other teammates and just whittles health down from the other team.
3: Room Clearer. Literally just his Ult. He'll make people either run the fuck away or have someone brave/witty enough to fight back and either win or die horribly.
Any other role than these three seem to fit him horribly.
>>154625239
>Offence
Reaper
Blackwatch
>Defence
Mei
Yetihunter
>Tank
Roadhog
Sharkbait
>Support
Zenyatta
Harmonius
>>154641342
Because that's a rare instance where the Mcree was away from his team, so no harmony orb or ana heals horse shit that makes him unkillable and makes you focus the supports with 280 damage per second being drilled into the back your skul
And he was also unaware of me and ALSO didn't use flashbang and AAAAALSO whiffed two shots which would've killed if he hit them with a headshot
>>154641347
yeah its hard to gain their trust :/
>>154641347
>>154641296
I will shoot "friendly" faggots like you every time
>>154641296
>Friendlies
aaaaAaaaAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>154641347
>Hollywood
>See defense Rein charging into the first point 2 stories "house" (I don't know what it is)
>I'm also a Rein
>He waves
>Wave him back
>Flex together
>Return to battle
>I lose
It was fun anyways.
>>154641603
>Keep juking a McCree while waving
>he gives up after about 12 rounds to go find someone else
I will wave at tryhard faggots like you every time.
>>154641646
How are you not master yet enumbre, I thought this was easy for you
>>154641646
>he crouches to make fun of your little crouch dodge at the start
high skill players have the best sense of humo
>>154641646
I have no sympathy for Tracer players. They deserve everything that happens to them. Including getting microwaved by Symmetra.
>>154641646
>missing that many shots on a practically stationary target
You deserved it.
>>154641646
>Expecting less from log throwing
>>154641296
>carbon fiber
What's it feel like not having 10/10 skins like Junebug and/or B.Va
>>154641646
Maybe you should try not reloading after every dash.
>>154641771
This
They're as bad as cheeky Genji players that'll always run away
>>154641720
I played 90% Pharah this season
Don't play Pharah at the high level my friends.
>>154641783
I want you to fight a good Hanzo player and try to do damage to them before they've whiffed scatter shot and report back to me with how that turns out.
>Zarya ult
>Genji ult
>Reinhardt ult
>2.5k Transcendence healing
Finally got that fucking achivement
When can we expect a new patch on console and PC?
I would really like this achievement bug being fixed.
I could turn McCree into a decent hero. It would be possible to give him his CQB on a "winning the shootout in the saloon" level, with a greater emphasis on his fan the hammer and combat roll, then nerf his primary fire accuracy so people can actually pick Pharah and Soldier wasn't picked only because you can't pick 2 McCree.
>>154641934
>Wasting ult when a Zen pops
Retarded team.
Not the Zarya since she was the one to pop him.
>>154641934
I got a 3.8k trance from the tail end of a genji ulti and the beginning of a reaper ulti inside a graviton surge once. It was pretty nuts.
>>154641873
>get a lucky flick kill
>can't hit a target that's moving at a set pace in a straight line
What was the purpose of this webm?
>>154642090
You posted it friend
cute CUTEEEEEEEEEE
>>154641646
>Golden bow Hanzo
You should have known better than to mess with a master lumberjack
>>154641646
>vivec
Don't you know he's achieved CHIM? He simply played out that fight and rewound it as many times as it took to hit that shot.
>>154642179
>the viking keeps moving even when she takes her hands off the controls
How fucking lazy can Blizzard get. This emote is shit.
>>154642030
Genji poped his ult before zarya tho.
The one who wasted was reinhardt
>>154642070
Dang, before or after the buff?
>>154625239
>Offence
Mariachi Reaper
>Defence
Jester junkrat
>Tank
Taegeuki (I butchered that) dva
>Support
Ascendent Zenyatta
>>154642343
Yesterday, actually.
>>154642179
Man, I wonder how pissed your teammates were at you. You're doing this shit during Comp, too.
>>154637920
His hook not being hitscan and actually a projectile you can dodge would be great. As it stands if you are in his crosshairs and range when he presses the button you are getting hooked regardless of any evasive maneuvers you take before the hook actually reaches you.
>>154627397
Some of my friends can also still play. Has Blizzard finally listened and made it free forever? Is it still free on PS4?
>>154642410
>Ilios
>Pit map
>See Roadhog fishing
>He throws the hook at me
>Retreat a bit
>I can see the hook reaching it's maximum rage
>But nope, grabbed anyways somehow
>Dead
HURRY UP
>>154627397
It'll probably close later today.
>>154642410
But that's wrong.
Try not constantly umping, it's easier to shift your momentum and dodge hooks, not to mention the hooks vertical hitbox is even more bullshit than the lateral.
Is Mei top tier on consoles now? Especially on KotH?
>>154642317
I think Blizzard this to confirm dva is a camgirl that doesn't actually play the game, like other camgirls
>>154641646
Do you have parkinsons or something?
So I've discovered something. I went on a terrible support solo q binge the other day and dropped about 400 rank. I'm currently playing properly with a group and getting my rank back, and I'm getting much more rank for wins at this level than back when I was around 3100. Anyone else notice this? It's not winstreak bonuses either.
>>154642635
She's more sometimes picked sometimes not
>>154642317
who%20cares.jpg
>tfw you hook an ulting genji
Who's the realbottom?
76 or Reaper?
>>154642909
Repaer is power bottom
The only map I actually hate in the game is Ilios.
I don't really know why. The map just sucks all the fun out of a game.
How long until maintenance is over?
>>154642819
Who else is having trouble getting in the game? It keeps disconnecting me from the battle net
>>154625239
>offense
Nihon Genji
Ebony McCree
>defense
Nuit Widowmaker
>tank
Bee.va
Forest Winston
>support
Sunyatta
>>154643049
they said they'd be doing maintenance on tuesday
jsut wait it out
>>154642990
I like it, though that map in perticular I think could use a second point up on that hill.
I think it would be fun to have an downhill then uphill battle.
>>154642990
It plays too much like 2fort. Small as fuck, both teams have a 'battlement' where faggot mcrees and widows congregate.
The chokepoints are also retardedly small and it's near impossible to retake this map once your team has lost the momentum.
>>154642819
>When a D.Va ejects out of her mech and you freeze her with Mei.
>When you Microwave an annoying Tracer with Symmetra
>When you headshot supports with Hanzo or Widowmaker
>When you make amazing pins with Reinhardt
Best feelings in the game.
>>154643150
>When you get a sixtuple kill with junkrats tire you managed to sneak onto the team
I don't care if it was against scrubs it was too good.
>>154643102
>jsut wait it out
Fuck, the moment i get free time and i get cocked blocked. All i want to do is get my gold gun.
what's the best hero currently?
>>154642819
>genji jumps into the middle of your team
>hold m1 and spin in circles
>ELIMINATED XXDSHADOWMAN 76
>>154642619
The countless number of hooks I've blinked away from with great ping only to be teleported back into begs to differ.
>>154625239
Pharah
>thunderbird
Mei
>firefighter
Dva
>white rabbit
Symmetra
>goddess
>>154643281
Blinking is different than normal movement.
Either still works if you're not 5 feet away from the hog.
>>154642819
>Genji ults in arabic
>oh boy.jpg
>Shoot off panic dart while he's dashing at you
>Enemy Slept + 25
>>154641983
Anyone?
What's a good sensitivity for a PS4 controller?
>>154641170
FLASHBANG, MCCREE, HOLY SHIT.
So, I got so incredibly butthurt about a massive loss streak I went on that I created a new account and leveled it to 25 so I could start competitive over. I was 66 last season and this season my beginning rank was barely above 2700 and after my butthurt-inducing loss streak I dropped so low I'm embarrassed to say.
Is there anything I should know about placements before going in? What is SR based off of this season? Any general tips? Placements are the most important part of the season and I just spent 3 days grinding QP to get to 25, so I don't want to fuck this up.
Is it normal when playing as Reinhardt to feel an overwhelming urge to go one on one with the enemy team's Reinhardt every time I see him? Something about this situation immediately makes me want to go in swinging.
>>154643231
>sixtuble
It's called hexatruple, you illiterate fuck!
>>154643569
I use 100 for all characters
>>154625239
>Reaper
Desert.
>Torbjornbecause I enjoy him way too much
Want Barbossa
>Zarya
Champion
>Zenyatta
Want Djinnyatta
Could someone tell me what ''KSA'' means?
I'm currently seeing more people with KSA in their tag than Reapers with edgy names.
>>154643072
>Nuit Widowmaker
Patrician tast
>>154643617
That's coolmatt69 so it's not like he doesn't know what he's doing.
I think at the beginning he just couldn't react before the blinks, and at the end he didn't expect the blink forward to deny the medkit.
>>154643673
cardboardwatch when?
>>154643752
Patrician taste, though I can't say I'm a fan of desert, the expressions on blackwatch Reyes are just the best facial animations in the game imo desu
Props to you for not being another mariachi fag.
>>154643920
>another mariachi fag
But I like Mariachi
>>154643920
what's wrong with mariachi?better then nevermore
>>154643673
Yes. This is perfectly normal. It is establishing yourself as the Alpha Rein.When you're going to town on him, just make sure it doesn't fuck your team up with a suicide charge or whatever
>Career high - 2961
>Current rank - 2583
SUFFERING
>>154642819
>IRRGUM WITHNAK
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WA--
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES
>Eliminated Genji (100)
>Eliminated some other fag (100)
>Eliminated yourself(100)
>You have died.
Why did none of you shits tell me Mei was FUN.
>carrying with her
>all the medals
>boost straight into diamond
>never fucking die
>freeze fuckers
>be THICC
>block chokes
>block ults
>be an annoying shit and cause butts to be blasted
>get quads
>get PotG's
>get legend cards
Wew.
When they aped payload why couldn't they have also stolen symmetrical control point and CTF?
>>154644113
>Eliminated yourself(100)
If I got point for eliminating myself I'd always be on fire.
Sadly that is not the case.
>>154643642
CAN ANYBODY ANSWER THIS
>>154644126
mei is thin
>>154644164
You're going to fuck up and place in silver. Enjoy.
>>154644150
>CTF
yeah, because the genji, tracer, lucio, torbjörn meta would be fun, right?
>>154644126
If you're having any sort of medals heck even silver, save for maybe objective time.
Your team is trash.
>>154640913
What is that shit comic?
High noon is one of the ults trancendance can't counter because it one-shot.
>>154644215
I probably will. I feel like I've been getting worse with every match I play.
>>154644113
god damn that was such a great movie
Is there anything Junkrat doesn't counter?
>you will never lick Mei's sweaty body
>tfw always win if i play on weekdays from 1-12 am
>lose if i play at any other time
Fucking chinese moot
DO I DO IT SOMEONE TELL ME
Christ Metzen retires
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749037340
>>154641056
Can someone explain to me why he's not part of the 'meta' because holy fuck he shits so hard on people. If you can actually aim your bombs he barely has any counters. I've regularly popped pharahs out of the sky by jumping up towards them, same goes for widows.
>>154644126
>Volskaya attack
>enemy team has a Mei that has perfect fucking walls
>half my charges get blocked, McCree gets frustrated because all of his shots and high noons get blocked
>splits our team constantly
>we can't cap point b
>on attack they couldn't get the first point
If Mei is the only threat on the enemy team, something is wrong.
>>154643146
>2fort
>small
The ENTIRE reason 2fort sucks is because of how fucking long the pathways are.
>>154644486
widow redemption confirmed
>>154644493
His hitbox is unforgiving and good players don't split up pointlessly or stand in one place too long.
>>154644493
He is part of the meta though because some maps have chokepoints he can shitpost into
He isn't super popular because he gives MAXIMUM CHARGE to the enemy Zarya quite easily
>>154644514
the length isnt the problem, the ceilings and engagement areas are
dueling is impossible in all areas of the map, so engagements basically always boil down to first hit advantage
even if the flags/caps were in the old tfc placements it would still be a garbage map
I opened up a new 4chan tab like 6 times without thinking about it even though I knew it was down
Daily dose of qtmaker
>>154629713
Mei told Junkrat to fuck off in one of their voice clips. Why do autists insist they are a 'good' pairing in any way?
>>154644856
>implying she isn't just a big tsundere
>tfw everyone on your team is objectively worse than everyone on the enemy team but you still won somehow
We got no post-game cards, I had gold eliminations with some ridiculously low number and was underperforming the entire game, I don't think we had a healer for most of the match either.
>>154644854
>tfw getting gud with dinkmaker
Perfection
>>154644938
>enemy team shits on you guys in every 1v1 situation
>your team wins because of hero synergy and the fact that we always pushed as a group
>>154644326
zarya
>>154644113
This
Your 1mirrion times folded katana can't do much if its blown to bits.
>>154644326
Mostly zarya but roadhog can be a bitch because of the amount of ammo he eats. Widow and pharah are counters to an extend but easily dealt with if you use your mine to close the gap.
>>154644523
Don't get my hopes up, anon.
>>154645160
>early morning
>Hollywood defense
>Pick junkrat because I don't feel like aiming at heads
>See Zaya pop her shield
>keep holding m1
>her shield breaks
>melts two people with her beam
>I kill her
>we don't lose point because their Reaper is useless
What if McCree's flashbang actually blinded people instead of stunning them?
That and if he could bounce it off corners.
>>154645405
Like a proper flashbang? It would actually be good, then.
As it stands, it should either be renamed to Stun Grenade or just changed.
>>154645405
Flash would be less cancerous than stun
i'm done with this game
i'm sick of the bad team comps
i'm sick of the leavers
i'm sick of the afk ragers because they didn't get the pick they wanted or one tiny thing upset them
i'm sick of the bm
i'm sick of constantly having to take on the entire enemy team while my team idiotically melts to even have a fucking hope of going anywhere near the objective
i'm sick of scoring all the golds in a game and getting play of the match and still fucking losing
it just isn't worth it anymore
>>154645405
What if McCree's flashbang stunned friendly targets, too?
That and if his roll would let him climb up walls.
>>154645405
That would completely fuck up what it was supposed to do.
>>154645509
You realise you're the problem with that kind of winrate, right?
>>154645509
dont be mad at the game anon. we all had a turn to play a risky game and you just lost. better luck next season
>>154645538
what if junkrat could ride his riptire instead of standing around helplessly?
that and pharah should be able to rocket jump
>>154645509
>he doesnt have friends to play with
Excuse me while I laugh at your sorry ass anon
>>154644268
No, McCree said draw so Zan drew, he drew tranquility. Something like Pictionary.
>>154645509
>33% winrate but everyone else is the problem and not me
>>154645509
you are the only constant
and you suck
>>154645405
what if it wasnt a flashbang because thats tonally incongruous with "le cowboy man" and they made it a root so it can actually do what its supposed to instead doing everything BUT that
Is it just me, or does rarely anyone ever play tracer anymore? I feel like she would steamroll teams if played properly.
>>154645509
>only 24 losses
You have no idea what suffering is.
Just autolock 76 and get shit done.
I fell into the mid 40s in Season 1, started autolocking 76 and carried my scrub ass teammates to victory every game until I got back up to mid 50s,
People like to complain about this shit a lot, but the chances are practically 50/50 of it happening to your team or the enemy team, or even both.
Play through the pain, it's the only way to get good.
What is the max level you can reach without using your mic?
>>154641465
Could've also rolled into the pack.
>>154645691
Tracer's got no place in the Rein/Zarya/Roadhog meta, best she can hope for is to be annoying and watch Zarya shield her ult before getting hooked through time and space
>>154645691
People get gud with McCrees, flash her, dink and autokill.
>>154645405
>get flashed
>mash Shift
>kill McCree
Worthless.
>>154645738
I hit 65 last season and I'm almost 3000 right now.
>>154645706
he's cute as fuck
>>154640913
Getting Randy Marsh vibes from McCree in those last three panels.
After reaching Diamond i lost all will to continueing playing competitive, i felt as if Solo queuing against full tryhard premades had become the norm and it was no fun to keep playing Zarya/Reaper/Mccree.
Right now i only play quick play and am getting gud with heros i never cared for such as Dva, Junk, Ana and others, anyone else?
>>154645816
Who else is a top dog in the meta right now? Mccree and Zenyatta come to mind.
>>154645854
are you me (64.9/2900)
>33 comp games after placements
>literally where i started to the point
I guess i should be happy i got back those 200 points i lost right at the start. Would be much easier to deal with fact i belong between low plat shitters if i didn't managed to get to 70 last season, too.
>no solo queue only ranked without comms
How will we ever know anyone's actual skill level then?
>>154625239
>offense
slipstream tracer
>defense
Lone wolf hanzo
>tank
Sneaky bastion
>support
Red Cross mercy
>>154645706
wow is that leafy good job
>>154645941
>64.9
>being this miffed you didnt hit 65
>not lying and saying you got 65
>on a australian tapestry convention convention
Welcome to competitive Overwatch!
>>154645706
Is 76 the way to climb? I've been autolocking Genji but I only seem to have great games with him if my team is fairly coordinated and we were probably going to win anyway.
>>154646094
why would you play on your own
>>154645904
mccree and zen still top target priority for basically every character
>>154646094
What are you expecting from low plat? At least the goldshitter is playing an easymode support.
is this a fucking joke?
>>154645509
>i'm sick of the afk ragers because they didn't get the pick they wanted or one tiny thing upset them
This is what ruined the game for me.
I stopped playing a week or so ago after getting a bunch of games with those retards.
Decided to play again yesterday, played two games, had one of them on my team both times.
Third game I played was us stomping the enemy team because the guy from my first game was pulling the same shit on their team.
I don't really care about winning any more, but it just ruins the fun, and I feel obligated to stay in the game so I don't fuck over the other team's XP/levelling by leaving, or get a leaver penalty.
>>154646191
Just like the whole competitive mode.
>>154645904
Not funny bobby
>>154646094
>Mercy, Junkrat, Hanzo, and Mei in every game
>see Mercy more than Lucio
>Pharah goes unchallenged because nobody plays McCree well enough to kill her consistently
High gold/low plat is suffering
>>154646282
What are your problems with it?
>>154646313
dude epic
>>154645580
>>154645653
>>154645681
roast my performance please
i must know if it's truly my fault or not
if it is i can accept that and try to better myself
but please bear in mind that in many of these games people had left or gone afk, i assume those games count towards averages
>>154644508
that mei might've been me, i felt bad for that dejected mccree
>>154646124
My flowchart is instalock McCree, switch to Soldier if we don't have Lucio, switch to Zarya if we don't have tanks. Then if we're having problems mid-match I'll switch to Reaper if they're running tanks, or to Winston if they're running squishies.
>>154646124
76 is fantastic at carrying because he supplements everything your team needs in a single role.
>healing
>can poke at range
>deals decent damage to rein shield
>helix rockets for kills or hitting flankers
>ult makes the enemy team head for the hills
I got at least 3 golds every game.
You really just gotta work on his positioning, use sprint way more often than just running back from the spawn.
And fucking make sure you have allied hero health bars on.
>>154646405
mccree needs a good team to thrive. stop trying to get muh medals and start playing what will suit your team's synergy. that, or play 76, team carrier extraordinaire
>koth Lijiang tower
>first time getting potg as Lucio
>it's literally nothing but me skating around the area
>then randomly just single pressing M2 in panic and booping the whole 6 enemy team off the ledge when they all suddenly try to charge in
>TEAM KILL
I hate playing as Lucio but this is why I also love playing as him
>/OWG/'s face when they realize Winston's Frogston skin is a reference to the Navy SEAL gorilla warfare pasta
What Aimbot do you use?
>>154646504
>get 3 finishing blows with discord orb and melee in a row as Zenyatta
>potg is a junkrat's double kill with tire
>get potg a few days later
>it's just me hitting q right before Reaper decides to hit q
I really wish potg was capable of catching funnier/stranger moments than torb staring at widow's ass while his molten turret eats the enemy team
>>154646714
Skill. :^))
>>154645691
Enemy Tracers are great reasons to pick McCree or Reaper or Pharah.Roadhog maybe but I don't play Roadhog so I can't attest.
>>154646552
>>154628252
Source? What show?
>>154644854
>>154645138
Reminder that Widowmaker is creepy.
>>154646875
Nigger are you for real?
>>154646875
Kill La Kill
>>154646875
Kill la kill yourself
>go mei
>walk straight up to enemy spawn
>wall
>mfw somehow none of them saw me and used the side entrance
why do people do this
>>154646875
You best stay away from my wife, kid.
What
Stupid question but the more people on a payload the faster it moves right? Same with a control point?
>>154647090
>hanamura attack
>enemy team has mei
>see her standing there like a retard for 15 seconds
>she walls
>swing hammer into wall
>continue to swing hammer into all her walls
>get a card at the end of the game for 25% of team's damage
People thought the nanoboosts did it.
I wish I could play in higher ranks sometimes, I'm getting sick of having to deal with Junkrats, Meis, Symmetras, Torbjorns, Bastions etc. It's not hard, it's just fucking annoying.
>>154646552
Winston isn't a seal
How am I doing?
>>154647228
I think the speed of both caps at 3. But yes, that's how it works.
>>154647228
yes retard
>>154646714
Doesn't that get you banned? Doesn't the game have some sort of detection system built in?
>>154647228
Yes, although I know that if the payload won't move faster past 3 people.
You know, just like in tf2.
>>154647321
Only payload caps at 3.
That's why I fucking hate it when half my team leaves the control point and makes me stand there an extra 8 seconds.
>>154647307
>QP
who cares
>>154647228
Up to 3 people.
>>154647228
For the payload it's up to three max as far as I know, not sure for the rest.
Reminder to show your waifu that you love her today.
>>154647203
It looks like you killed the Reinhardt before it was able to pin your team's low-health D.va?
>>154647228
yeah, they stole that from tf2, just like the engineer, demoman, heavy, medic, scout, sniper and soldier. also pudge from dota 2 xD
you led me to believe he wasn't viable everywhere /owg/
why would you lie to me like that? for no reason?
>>154647620
junkrat literally counters everything
Weren't the servers down this morning? Is there a new update?
>>154647582
>tfw obscure waifu
>glad I never see her posted anywhere
>sad that she'll never get any more content outside of her 2 minutes of lines and poses.
So is there any good Captain Amari porn? No old, only young.
>>154647582
I kiss my waifu goodnight every night, so it's cool.
>>154647090
walling the entire enemy team in their spawn doesn't really accomplish much
ideally you would let one or two of them through and then wall the rest in, at which point you and any nearby teammates can then proceed to pick off whoever you isolated
>>154646894
>cheesy breakup lines when she kills someone
>makes comments about art when she or her teammate get a kill
>moans her dead husband's name at the start of a round
>complete unrepentant about what she does
She's basically a serial killer.
>>154647763
Maybe.
>>154647763
somebody post the bastion webm
>>154647620
>damage
free ults
>>154647787
She's literally a serial killer
>>154647827
free ults indeed
I loved every 3 man res of that game because it was 3 free riptire kills
>>154647742
>more fucking idiots who couldn't be asses to take 12 seconds to read the announcement 4 inches from the PLAY button
>>154647819
>>154647620
oh boy I wonder where all that damage their rein blocked came from
>>154647620
I want to play junkrat in comp, but people will just scream at you until you conform to youtube tutorial meta or they quit. Maybe I can when I pull myself out of Plat Hell.
>>154647902
>0 riptire kills
Why would you lie anon?
>>154647918
Im at work right now sorry anon
>>154647787
Maybe because she is an assassin.
>>154647943
>Implying there's anyone with a riptire kill in season 2
which overwatch is the most intellegent
>>154647902
He talking about for the other team.
if you don't make sure your team is finishing off enemies.
you'll just end up feeding ults and charging Zaryas
>>154647923
>typically get 25k blocked as Rein
>only get more when the enemy team is super aggressive or has a Bastion
>>154648015
Canonically, probably Mercy.
whom overwatch is the most biutiful
sorry for bad english im form usa
>>154648015
>intellegent
>>154648015
Mercy, Sym, Winston, or Torb if we're going by career path
What is the best time to play Comp to avoid shitty people?
>>154647984
>don't run my tire out into the open like an idiot
>it doesn't get shot
Suprise suprise
>only get 1-2 kills with it
It's a compromise.
Then again since I get his ult super fucking quick I don't really mind only getting 1 kill off it.
>>154648015
>>154648108
Isn't winston a genius?
>>154648015
Winston or Mercy
>>154648015
Wanston
>>154648149
no m8, you misunderstood
You do not have a single recorded riptire kill in season 2
nobody has a single recorded riptire kill in season 2
>>154648146
don't play on weekends, especially sunday
don't play during business hours
don't play after school
I find late night to be a good time
Are the servers fucked? I'm getting 200 RTT for no reason.
>>154648015
three of them are scientists
two are engineers
and then there's the rest
>>154648270
They had some scheduled maintenance this morning. Should be done by now, though.
who is:
>best boy
>best girl
>best omnic
cast your votes now /owg/
>>154648015
More importantly, who's the dumbest (besides Bastion)
>Hook somebody under 250 health
>Headshot
>Melee
>They live to fight another day
Am I supposed to alt fire or something? I see people do the combo without melee and single shot reapers and meis
>>154648394
tracer and mei for sure
>>154648153
Winston is dumb as rocks until he went into Gene Therapy which btw is led by Mercy herself.
Why is Hanzo always the go to for shitty players?
>>154631946
Every time I play rein
>holding shield up pushing forward with junk rat spamming into it
>going okay, not getting any picks but the enemy rein is backing up
>mcree jumps in front of shield into junk rat splash, instagibbed
>Lucio being bouncy follows in turn
>roadhog continues to hook reins shield and not rmbing it into oblivion
>shield breaks and we get collapsed 4 v 6
Why?
Do any of you have that Webm where someone gets killed by a dead body on the floor?
>>154648387
Junkrat
Widowmaker
Zenyatta
>>154648402
you have to soften them up first with m1/2
t. mei that mashes shift after getting hooked and survives 9/10 times
>>154648501
I prefer a bad Hanzo over a bad Tracer or Genji
At least he still gets lucky shots once in a while and his ult actually does something.
>>154625239
None, but going by playtime Reaper---Mei---
Zarya
Lucio/Ana depending on whether or not we already have a primary healer
>>154648387
Reaper
Tracer
Remove Omnic
>>154648387
Imp Mercy
D.Va
Sombra
>>154648474
Mei is a scientist and Tracer is a pilot, no matter how she acts.
I wanna say McCree. He's not dumb per se, but he's an ex-gangster sharpshooter, that's a pretty simple background compared to most of the cast.
>>154648591
Yeah but when things start to get rough and down to the wire there's always that one guy who switches to Hanzo and serves zero purpose.
>>154648576
But again, I've seen hogs do it to 250HP mei, not 249 or below mei
>>154648501
>5 stack
>someone invites a hanzo in, whatever
>'I am a hanzo main. I'm not changing. I have a 80% win rate'
>laughingwomenwithsalad.jpg in voice chat
>'I prefer Reinhardt + mercy + zarya' (to presumably babysit him)
>mfw he's utter shit
>rage quits when we lose
>>154647827
>Damage
>Rein in the enemy team
It means he was the one who mostly broke his shield
>>154625239
Anyone but Reaper
BinBeaver
TrailBoar
>
>>154648501
Because they have met players with 4 stars that main hanzo in QP and thought to themselfs about how they too could be good with hanzo, 80hs later after only playing hanzo he goes to play on QP and thus the cycle continius
Has anyone with good leading/projectile aim here tried out Torbjorn in competitive? I'm in high silver/low gold and got matched against a high diamond attack Torbjorn once, he was pretty scary, didn't miss M1 shots at all, deleted everyone in close quarters with M2, used his level 1 turret as pressure and then as free armor for himself once it got destroyed, had an Ana on him 24/7 and alternated between molten cores and nanoboosts the entire game. Didn't help that he had a full stack and we were randoms without a healer or a tank, but still.
>>154648591
Bad Genjis and Tracers are more likely to give up and switch though
The bad Hanzo on your team will never switch
>Enemy Mei
>Throws ultimate on objectives
>Walls of enemy ultimates
>Successfully kites and delays enemy heroes
>Our Mei
>Walls our team in spawn for teh lulz!!!1
>Maybe uses ult once or twice a game for a solo kill
>Almost exclusively uses her wall to block us when doing something productive
>Team voicechat
>hear a gaymer grill
>or
>hear a dumpster child
>mfw
GG m8s
>>154648982
>the gamer girl is always, without any exceptions, playing Mercy
>>154648832
>in a 5 stack
>we win a game
>people ask if there's anyone we want to invite
>I have a friend who mains Genji
>is actually decent at it from what I've seen
>warn them but invite him anyways
>he tries to be the hard carry
>is constantly fighting on his own
>telling everyone what they need to be doing
>after two loses he leaves, despite them being close
>we start winning again
>>154649064
>the girl playing as Mercy asks if she was a good girl at the end of the match
I'm getting tired of these horny healsluts, I just want to play the game.
>>154648959
anybody can be scary if you have a pocket and 6 stack
>>154649064
I've had a few that play Roadhog or Winston. I've actually had a good experience with playing with girls.
>>154649064
D.Va is a lot more popular with gamur grills in my experience
>>154648967
>bad dps
>ever switching
What circle of hell are you because I've never seen that kind of bliss.
>>154649120
Lies, the girl playing Mercy always implies in that passive aggressive girl way that she thought everyone else on the team sucked for not protecting her enough
>>154648402
are you aiming directly at the head or a little lower than the head
>>154648501
he looked cool in the dragons short
same with widow in the alive short
and bastion in the last bastion short
makes you wonder why they chose to focus only on shit characters for their shorts t b h
>>154649120
>Mercy giggles every time I do something stupid/fun/cool as Rein
>makes cute "nooooooo"s every time I die
I can't get enough of this horny healsluts
Anyone got sime tips on how to utilize Rein's fire strike in a more viable way?
Should I wait for them to get more in my face to strike?
>>154648402
Aim at the chest, not face. You have to make an active decision to pull the mouse down after hooking
>>154648959
>Being afraid of Attack Torb
>Silver/Gold
Alright shitter listen up, Torb is a slow, fat target with 200HP, if you are ever so incompetent to lose against him on attack then maybe i misjudged how bad overwatch players can be
>>154645509
The sad thing is that to climb you need to give up on being a team player and just play a hero like Reaper or Roadhog and get shit done on your own.
>>154649334
How does it feel knowing that's the closest you'll ever come to female company anon?
>>154648979
>enemy has Mercy
>have to win every battle twice
>we have a Mercy
>she's pocketing her Hanzo playing boyfriend and doesn't revive once in the entire game
inb4 you're not protecting her, if she's healing me and I see her healthbar go down, I drop everything and deal with whomever's bugging her, the problem is, I never see her healthbar :^)
>>154649335
Use them at an enemy shielded Rein whenever it's up, do absolutely nothing for the rest of the game but sit still with your shield up
>"YOU DONT DESERVE TOP 500 IM BETTER"
>his season high is 61
>>154649182
They won't switch to non-DPS, but I do see them switch to easier DPS and do slightly better as Soldier or Reaper
>>154649454
I like 2d and having a screen in between me and my girls.
I've come to hate every women I've ever dated after two weeks.
It's a problem I can't find the energy to fix.
>Mercy pocketing a Widowmaker
W-what does it mean.
>>154649064
>Our group's gamer gril is a mercy main
She's gotten so good at it that she usually gets play of the game though, so I'm not complaining.
>>154642990
This map is pretty, but it doesn't fit at all into this game. None of the maps do! Most of the area is just totally useless...
Anyway. Perhaps not all players have noticed, but this picture also shows how the team colours go. On the left is the red team and on the right the blue team. The houses are in different colous. This applies to all the maps, especially KOTH maps, but even the others maps have subtle colour cues.
>>154649627
That Mercy really wants to hear Widowmaker flirting.
>>154648979
>Walls of enemy ultimates
When I play Mei I never know if I really should do this or not
Something like Self-Destruct is obvious but then there are ones like Deadeye or Graviton Surge where while you'd still prevent the enemy from getting kills you'd might be better served by someone else on your team being able to just shoot them dead outright in the first place?
>>154642990
I like the point with the hole but the other 2 suck ass.
>>154649627
It means she loves you, and wants to protect you, anon.
Unless you're not widow, then you can go fuck yourself.
>mfw reading the forums
It's amazing that waifushitters still manage to be less retarded than these people
PSA: there is already a thread up and available once this one hits the bump limit. Please migrate in an orderly fashion to ensure an orderly transition once this thread can no longer be bumped. Thank you and have a nice day.
>>154625009
>>154625009
>>154625009
>>154649717
>tfw our group's gamer grill mains McCree because he's her husbando
>>154649335
You should never, N-E-V-E-R, drop the shield mid-fight for random firstrikes, only use them to execute low health big targets, only after a while you get the premonition Reinhardt veterans get to snipe with firestrike
>>154649421
Well I won all my 1v1s with him, had gold eliminations and all of them were in a killstreak, but as I said, I alone am useless against the six of them in a meta comp, while my team was running Junkrat, Symmetra, Hanzo, no healers etc.
>>154649782
>Relying on your team to do what they're supposed to
That's how you end up with Deadeye quadra kills.
>>154649859
do this again in 50 posts
>>154649859
Your OP is bad and you should FEEL bad.
>>154649782
It's all situational, make the calls as you go.
If there's a Reinhardt and a Zarya walking into your team, your dps might not have the time to react to a high noon.
If your dps hasn't been proving themselves to shoot shit when needed, you're entitled to walling that kind of shit off.
>>154649627
Pharah a cuck.
>Play 3 games
>Leave during the playercard screen of the last one
>Then leave during the selection phase of the next
>5 GAME PENALTY
>>154649932
he really should, his thread was made before this one but everyone posted here instead.
>>154649717
>she usually gets potg
Is that the joke? Because Mercy's potg algorirthm is hilariously broken right now.
>>154648387
>too many best boys to count
>Ana
>Zenyatta
>>154649932
It's not my op. I just don't want thread wars or people making extra threads again without checking the catalog.
>have four golds
>braindead Reinhardt who keeps charging in for no reason calls me trash
>>154649782
I wall off both most of the time, but you gotta exercise some judgement. in most cases the mccree won't get killed, especially if the point is hectic. graviton is ok if it's just zarya, but if the whole team is there, wall it.
>>154649717
Mercy's play of the game rate is bugged, it's being fixed.
>>154648387
>best boy
Lucio
>best girl
Dva
>best omnic
Zenyatta
>Best man
Reinhardt
>Best Woman
Ana
>Best gun
Bastion
>>154649873
is this me? if she uses murricree then it might be me
>>154650015
>Leave the next game because 5 Hanzo
>Goes from 5 to 50 games
Uninstalling
>>154650040
Nope, a few nights ago our mercy got like 3 consecutive potg because she'd revive nearly all of our team. I'll take it though, we never lost a match because of it.
>>154648495
>guy invented steroids
>he's the strongest and his muscles recuperate the fastest because HEEEE INVENTED IT
>HEEEEEEEEEE
kys kid
>>154650015
>get leaver penalty
>three left
>join a game
>"DEFEAT"
>second game starts
>Reinstancing
>penalty is gone
>>154650529
>quick play
>>154650703
>quick play
What the absolute fuck did they do to Roadhog?
>Hook someone
>They get pulled 5 feet from my face
>Obviously can't kill most heroes so just get fucked
And also
>Hook someone at point blank range to hold them down for a good dicking
>The hook propels them up and over my head
>They get away or kill me
GOOD GAME BLIZZARD
>>154650703
>bothering with the shield in a 1v1 hammer fight you know you're going to lose
>muh heroic sacrifice
What a shit webm.
>>154650673
>not playing Quickplay to burn off leaver penalty
>>154650926
>The hook propels them up and over my head
This shit happen 90% if you a hook genji
The new bug when the dude teleport back where you hooked him when he's in front of you is bothering too
>>154651171
PSA Reminder: Regardless of its quality, there is already a thread available once this thread hits the bump limit. Please migrate in an orderly fashion once this thread can no longer be bumped. Thank you and have a nice day.
>>154625009
>>154625009
>>154625009
>>154651217
no i'm gonna use this one
>>154651171
>>154651171
There already is a thread and it's already linked in here, kys
>>154649075
losses*
>>154651171
>>154651217
>>154651262
>>154651284
>>154651390
>>154651485
consider suicide
>>154651012
worst case scenario in QP is a 2-3 win/loss on koth, which takes way too much time just to get out of leaver penalty
I've started using AI matches for this purpose
predictable match time and outcome
xp is neglible with 75% being shaved off of it anyway
>>154651171
>>154651217
Why can't we just have infinite scrolling threads on /vg/ already?
>thread wars
How can you niggers fuck this up every time?
>>154638403
It's a video game, her legs don't exist.
Jesus H Christ tumblr, this shit has been standard affair for decades, get over it and welcome to earth.
>>154651609
An anon even posted the other thread that was already up. It's just people who want to stroke their epeen by posting the OP
>>154651609
Because the people who actually want to create threads are always narcissistic dipshits that want to be the ones to decide which irrelevant bullshit pic is in the OP and thus create threads far, far, far too early.
>>154651609
blame the waifucucks making threads 50 posts early to stroke their epeen
>>154650496
Is she fiddling herself here? Is that why Herr Doktor looks so flustered?
>>154651485
No, it wasn't, and this post >>154649859 was made to prevent retardation such as yours.
>tfw i ask someone to go reaper
>He starts bitching at everyone how he's doing everything he can to kill the support
>NIGGA WE ASKED YOU TO GO REAPER TO KILL THE TANKS THAT WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE KILLING
>well no one is killing the mercy and she heals anyone i attack
>IM THE MONKEY IM KILLING MERCY AND THEIR DPS
>bump limit not hit
>thread still alive
>abandoned thread still up somehow
>I WUZ HERE FERST
>NO I WAS
>>154652397
It looks like the thread that was already up won, so it's a moot point. Just keep using this one till it hits bump limit.
>>154651217
>>154649859
You're a trooper anon, but public service announcements aren't going to deter shitposters. If anything it'll just give them reason to make and post the thread early.
Who's your favorite hero to play vs your favorite from a lore/story perspective?
>>154630519
Stonehardt is his best skin, the texture is so nice + you get to see grand daddy's face
>>154652809
Tracer and Widowmaker, respectively
>>154652809
Mei_Kneel_Emote_face.jpg
>>154625239
>offense
Mechaqueen Pharah
>Defense
Barbarossa Torbjörn, BLEACHED.COM Junkrat
>Tank
B.Va, Classic Winston
>Support
Valkyrie Mercy
>>154653620
>>154653728
>>154653823
Just give it up and wait your turn. If tour thread is alive when the other thread dies we'll migrate to it
>>154625239
Blackwatch Reaper
Chopper Torbjorn
Arctic Zarya
Auditiva Lucio
>>154632887
Get good at aiming with mcmeme then switch back to Dva
The difference is that you learn to point your mouse at the persons face more even if they are hippity hopping and shit.
>>154653728
nerf this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
Wtf is new console patch 1.09?
>>154659639
So that's it? Just big fixes and making the Eichewalde payload faster?
>>154629289
Die less
Would you have me on your team?