/srg/ /srg/ /srg/

Nice Doggo

kpop is NOT allowed

>>154453989
most games are like that. once you start getting competitive and you have to reset over mistakes, speedrunning becomes speedsuffering.

don't mind me just don't wanna be a new IP cakeboi later in the thread

my channel is
twitch
.tv/witwix

>>154624381
congratulations on your success

>>154624584
thank you I built it all myself and it had nothing at all to do with srg

>the last thread was two threads ago and its still going

:/

>>154624164
its more like having to reset 30 minutes in because a boss pattern totally fucks you over but still slappin down a thick word on this

>>154624164
thanks for the late response!

What the heck is this shading supposed to be?

KronicSauce(our guy) vs literally who

Dare I say we win?

shit i just got effing EXPOSED!!

do we hate squid?

who?

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our guy pie finally got 10k followers on twitter :3

>>154632330
he literally bought 5,000 followers last year to get "big". don't believe pie's lies.

Can someone link me the latest /srg/ hatelist?

>>154630969
No, It's just NKR obsessively posting about him for 2+ years.

>>154630969
who is we?

>>154636551
>was
is he ded?

>>154636551
good luck getting a job narcismo

>>154636551
How will he afford girl pills?

>>154636551
Soylent is expensive

special shoutouts to the redditbro who copied the drama pastebin!!
http://pastebin.com/w5bHjh4d

>>154636551
>$1488
Is he signalling?

>>154638219
It says $14800 you fag.

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cybercuck on suicide watch right now after getting BTFO by an aids patient who unironically "speedruns" JRPGs.

>>154638913

baided for this exact respond

>>154639017
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo

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Would you let him succ

>>154636551
off yourself tranny fuck

>>154639679
I would just to say I did

>>154639679
off yourself tranny fuck

>>154639679
disgusting

anyone
STREAM

What is people's opinion on seeing the Marathon trilogy at AGDQ? I submitted the entirety. I'm hoping that me having WR on the first and third game in the series will be a positive.

I'm hoping the fact that it was made by Bungie and will bait Halo fanboys into donating to this shitshow will be a positive.

>page 10

>>154649469
this is what happens when I don't post in the thread.

dead

>>154637264
wow look at all this pathetic nerdy bitching about the former WORLD RECORD holder of FF4, one of the greatest speedgames of all time. Did you guys forget that Crumps is our boi? Cereth is just a sellout beta, finally gathering up the "courage" to write this pastebin but then immediately put it on private. You can tell who's the alpha here.

You can't speedrun JRPGs

>>154637264
Crumps just got BOPPEDDD

>>154649941
come back croni we'll stop bullying you

>>154639679
yeah

>>154652121
>>154652609
>>154654439
thanks for the late response!

>>154654439
fuck you tranny enabler

>>154639679
She's really pretty here, but not related to speedrunning.

Can we please talk about speedrunning and not Narci?

>>154655986
thanks for the late response!

>>154656174
epic post, m8

did retro off himself?

>>154656479
i hope so

>>154652364
true. speedruns over 2 hours long are not speedruns.

>>154657674
I beat my 2:12:47 time by 16 minutes
is it a speedrun now?

Cran kept da doggy from goin down

Dude is a beast

https://twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/775735673831784448

>>154658679
based posts irrelevant tweets anon

>>154658679
thank you for the irrelevant trannyposting

>>154660835
plum isn't a tranny?????

>>154661108
uh huh sure

y'all anons got any WORLD RECORDS lately?

what games are you running?

what games are you learning/routing?

>>154662590
wonder why twitch told him to stop being weird

>>154662590
https://vid.me/Zlut

>I accepted my past success as MINE. I set myself free. does that make me evil??? have I made a mistake somewhere,,
what did it mean by this?

>>154664689
why did the good things happen to narcissa, but the bad things happened to cosmo?

I'm not big into psychology, but it sounds like cognitive dissonance

>>154664689
it means it needs to smoke a bit less marijuana

the official speedgamer hierarchy:

CLINT STEVENS
ClintStevens

GOD GAMER
Callumbal
Carcinogen
Gari
Zoast
Cygfer

COMPETENT
SkeletonBill
Ion
Chibi
Trihex
Pie
Peaches

PATHETIC WASHED UP HAS-BEEN
zfg
Siglemic
Cereth
Cosmo

KILL YOURSELF
squid
Any questions?

>>154665007
i should be in god gamer

>>154664901
trannies love to rewrite & mythologize their life history

like the depression that every teenage male goes through in high school gets reinterpreted as the result of struggling with fitting into the wrong gender role, and a single instance of playing with Barbies as a child becomes evidence of a lifetime of immutable female gender identity

>>154662545
I have wr in a rts game that I'm the only runner. I post my splits everytime I pb. No one says anything though lol.

>>154665662
sounds to me like they're looking for an excuse to pin all the bad things about their life on

even I'm not THAT pathetic
you soldier on, not try to claim that the game was rigged

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Don't tell her what to do.

>>154665925
>you soldier on, not try to claim that the game was rigged
t. cis white male blind to his own privilege

>>154666710
>her

>>154666747
bit sexist/racist that lad
might have to call the rozzers

inxtransition

>>154666710
we're not telling it what to do, we're just telling it that we don't like what it's doing

>>154665007
>SkeletonYo (a reference to the time Bill unironically subbed to Trihex and told him to "get that pb, yo")
>competent
Biggest bait on the whole list, and that's saying something

>>154667752
"it" is dehumanizing, call him by his proper pronoun

>>154667834
it is accurate tho

>>154667834
calling him what he wants to be called is playing is enabling his self destructive behaviour
I will not do it, out of compassion

Have we figured out how Arcus can stream 10h daily yet?

>>154667834
since Cosmo is intent on turning itself into a perfectly stereotypical woman-object, I am just treating it with the level of objectification that it desires

>tfw only 4 people run my speedgame
>tfw 3 of them are me under pseudonyms

>>154668104
daily long streaming sessions are standard for brainless grind monkeys. just look at liquidxmonkey, he does at least 16 hours a day

>>154666710
I like her hairstyle that covers her forehead better desu

>>154668275
goopygarbanzo detected

>>154667950
i said to call him by his proper pronoun, not to call him what he wants to be called.

>>154668394
what the fuck are you talking about

>>154668394
GGers see ALL women as objects, though. The problem with Cosmo is that he wants to become exactly the sort of agency-free "haha im just a girl lol ;)" sex object which he believes is the definition of a woman

>>154668394
>HER
that's his male hairline. High testosterone men have that characteristic

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>>154668448
>>154669242
>>154667950

>>154669386
>Jon, age 3
>JON
>looks like a curly haired little girl
Is this more Jewish pro-tranny propaganda

>>154669386
you saved that picture to respond to our posts in a speedrunning thread on 4chan, we're on equal footing in terms of autism

post speedjams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9actXnBlOc

>>154669579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>>154669579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

>tfw no slayer stream to help numb suicidal thoughts for a few hours

Has Cosmo turned into his final form? A divine transexual neonazi???

saboom is the biggest grind monkey. he is literally always GRINDING

>>154657774
if the top 3 runs are under 2 hours then its fine

>>154669579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssEi4RjPqng

>>154673407
*crosses self*
*kneels down in deep, contemplative prayer*
Blessed Tranny Cosmo, who can worthily repay you with praise and thanks for having rescued a fallen world by your generous consent! Receive our gratitude, and by your prayers obtain the pardon of our sins. Take our prayers into the sanctuary of heaven and enable them to make our peace with God.

Holy Tranny, help the miserable, strengthen the discouraged, comfort the sorrowful, pray for your people, plead for the clergy, intercede for all women consecrated to God. May all who venerate you feel now your help and protection. Be ready to help us when we pray, and bring back to us the answers to our prayers. Make it your continual concern to pray for the people of God, foryou were blessed by God and were made worthy to bear the Redeemer of the world, who lives and reigns forever. Amen.

big jon is the biggest grind monkey, he is literally 6 feet, three inches, and 380 pounds of APE

>>154677572
he doesn't even speedrun anymore. all he does is go on gay porn and get fat.

disgusting.

damn trihex... goin in son..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWypXM3tSUg

mmm.

I haven't posted here in a couple months and I just wanted to say that Narcissa is the most disgusting freak in the universe.

trannykeys is the biggest delusional tranny, he is literally a man pretending to be a woman, an alt-right drone, and XY chromosomes of DELUSION

>>154680394
Stop fucking posting this here you pathetic goon

recently president obama made a statement about how trump should release his tax records to the people. trump is running for the president of the united states, the highest authority in the county. he should show his tax return so people can see how he manages his own finances to see if he is fit to run the US finances.

now this got me thinking. mike uyama is currently the highest authority in the speedrunning community. mike uyama should have to show us his tax return as well. how can the community trust someone to manage the finances of the largest events in the community if we don't know if he can manage his own finances?

mike. release your tax statements. prove to the people you are fit to be the president of speedrunning.

>>154680394
trannykeys is even more delusional than cosmo for thinking he's "redpilled"

>>154681531
He's been giving every cent he's earned to charity for the last 6 years. Why don't you give the man a break and let him live out the rest of his days in peace?

>>>/v/351722994

I haven't posted here in a couple seconds and I just wanted to say that there should be a bullet in the head of every disgusting tranny freak in the universe.

>>154682967
*bird laughs*

reminder that squid has no viewers and no WRs outside of meme games

compare yourself to nkr and kys

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duke better fucking stream today

*braces for squid to attempt to police the thread yet again*

who #Trannies4Trump here?

Can we all make a pact that we'll watch Narcy's BotW streams? If they don't turn out well then she might have to leave streaming and get a real job.

>>154684196
>not being one of narci's minions who does epic sh*t in the chat every time he streams

>>154683571
Rob has even fewer viewers than Jeremy. He definitely has him outclassed in the world record department though.

>>154636551
Absolute comedy that I have more in savings, and make more than this worthless human being, while I work a shitty low-paying job.

What a way to throw your life away and sounds like they are already suicidal.

>>154683571
such a jealous, hateful post. good work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh3QY9HpZV8

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And why should a phoenix try so hard to blend in with swallows, sparrows, grackles, and wrens?

>>154691964
E G O
G
O

did he have an overbearing mother who told him he was perfect every day?

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dont tell me what to do

>>154692475
He is delusional and let "fame" of getting 10k Twitch viewers get to his head. Not shocking at all that he is above finding a real job and will resort to suicide when the money runs out.

"this is the story of a superstar in the making"

Yeah, okay dude.

someone hecking stream la

>>154692475
It's just part of his female persona. I've seen this in a lot of trannies. They all need to have their "shtick" like they're some girl in an anime. In his case, he's built his persona around being this narcissistic "I'm better than everyone" type girl.

>>154692713
and he resents that the only reason people gave a crap about him was because he was talented at video games, and not just kissing his ass for existing

>>154691964
https://a.pomf.cat/oxzeea.webm

>>154693630
is this what it means to be a god gamer?

>>154693818
no, this is what it means to be gaming royalty

very interesting article about tranny narcissism

http://www.annelawrence.com/shame_&_narcissistic_rage.pdf

do I have to declare twitch bux as tax deductable?

>>154693630
>de voice crack

reminder to turn off your ad blockers for streamers

>>154697487
cosmo...

>>154697783
>don't stream
>don't lose
look at all the options you have

https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/775867592078725120

>>154697783
What archive is that and for what board?

https://www.twitch
.tv/surrrf

learning pokemon fire red ... come chat and chill

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>duke live

>>154700717
Not speedrunning, out you go

>>154700717
>not speedrunning

The God Gamer Stigma

>>154701876
thanks for the late response!

The Fear

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QotD: is speedrunning dead?

Sub question: no, really, is speedrunning dead?

>>154704006
deadnaming peace of shit

>>154704006
Narcissa*

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>>154704112
>>154704172

sup? how are you tonight?

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VGBootcamp is advertising Soylent now....

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>>154705161
literally communist packaging

I'm pretty good thanks for asking

The Grind Monkey is immunized against all dangers: one may call him birdxbrain, bansheexscreech, minexcraft, marxistxmonkey or above it all, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him grindxmonkey and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>154704260
what game would mike speedrun

someone stream spyro 2

>someone stream a furshit collectathon
lol?

>>154705287
>communism
>bad

ho ho ho!

Cronikeys will outsurvive all of you when the world ends tomorrow

>>154707983
Fuck off posting about yourself here you mental freak. Seriously seek help, you have absolutely no relevance here

>>154708052
Don't say I didn't warn you

>>154697487
I use livestreamer, fuck ads.

>>154709847
don't mind if I do!

>>154709847
thanks for the late response!

Cranikeys da self-hating Mexican Tranny

>>154710514
hating yourself is a requirement to be a tranny

>>154710918
Dat Nigga Withelde love da fuq outta himself doe

Nigga be eatin all sorts of good shit on da reg

>>154711043
fuck OFF crabpedos >_>

>>154711096
Nigga I Ain't Even Cran Doe

>>154711226
*kills the crab*

>>154706028
don't shit your pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOdgtCemWj8

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not surprised trihex likes a second-tier performer who pretends he's blacker than he is

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what did they mean by this?

>>154713335
>neetxchav talking about getting a job
lmao

>>154636551
>>154713335
>inb4 cosmeme files for disability and tries to pass streaming off as a real job

>>154713193
tricuck ain't no true nigga.

it pisses me off when he tweets this shit.

krapernick ain't no nigga either. fuck off poseyass whitebois

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>>154712235

>>154713335
Don't tell me what to do. I'm the entitled millenial. I am the digital dreamer. Nobody should have a job. You can make machines that do jobs for us. I read so much /r/futurolgy. I am so far ahead of everyone.

/serg/ i have so much homework and its getting in the way of killing myself, what do i do

is trihex black?

>>154715208
he's about as black as beneziaa is thin

Is SkeletonBill white?

>>154715607
he's about as white as headcrab is a faggot

i'm here to talk about active speedrunners such as trihex

Is /srg/ speedrunning?

>SkeletonYo
>white
lmao he's some kind of spic

Why did Bill never provide us with pics of Squishy's feet?

>>154715994
EG...

>>154662545
relearning a game right now

>>154716163
thanks for the late response!

>>154662545
I have the world record for Contra 3 normal 7 deaths (maybe).

>>154716275
thanks for the late response!

>>154716275
thanks for the late response!

>>154716275
>>154716305
>>154716319
>>154716203
>>154716163

gracias por la respuesta tardía!

>>154716768
>de hippie spacing

>>154673469
uh no he practices off stream inbetween drafting retirement pastebins.

>>154716163
what game

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>pretends to not read the thread

>>154719081
I have this filtered so I cant see it when you post so dont post it. you arent going to get any yous anyways. just cut it out alright

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>>154719139

>>154665007
I should be in CLINT STEVENS

>>154719260
I have this one filtered too so I cant see it

>>154719409
Who is I?

>>154719448
Clintstevens

why does zfg still insist on using the made up name "hess" when he really knows deep down the real name is clintslyde?

>>154719624
it should be called the z-vector force glide

>>154720724
z-vector would be vertical you dingus

>>154714204
shadilay brother

[distant bone laughter heard below it all]

/v/ is bullying our girl narcissa let's bully them back

>>>/v/351761918

god i'm so fucking depressed right now

>There are STILL people who think clint has any chance of beating zfg despite being 10 minutes away from wr
>zfg is so bored of not having competition he's playing meme categories again

Will anyone ever be able to compete with him?

>>154722584
What is he playing this time?

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remember chibi? this is him now

@narcissawright 23h23 hours ago
I have $14800.
I spend ~$24800 / year (not incl. taxes).
income on Twitch was ~$1000 / month.
current income is ~$135 / month via YouTube.


how fucked is cosmo?

>>154723278
but he looks exactly the same

>>154723394
>>154636551
Welcome to the discussion

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do u think xhe bought a bigger one by now?

>>154723768
You are triggering me. Please habeet this.

>>154713407
I'm not neet or a chav, hello?

Important reminder that, during the raid, cosmo almost cracked up. he was almost crying and i believe for a short moment we could see and hear him trying to reach out to us through the demon he's possessed by. he is still alive, guys. we just need to work harder on him.

what the fuck is this thing in the top left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLgHrsqhz8

>>154726862
So, he has completly given up on his "feminine voice".
He is not even trying as a tranny.

>>154726862
why does this fucking freak stream himself just sitting there

https://twitter.com/MrShasta

>>154726862
i got 300 dollars for playing a game kinda ok in a local tournament and I'M WORTH MORE THAN THAT!!

hes watching himself getting destroyed by john numbers. nice

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memories...

>>154728727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-FlAG2ex_g

>>154728727
like the corners of my mind

>>154728708
(((John Numbers)))

>>154728727
Was this the moment?

dead rising speedruns when
>inb4 there's a set time limit

>>154727491
every woman does that but women have XX

>>154726862
>why has my view count dropped so badly?

GEE
I WONDER

daily reminder that Cosmo is a typical non-homosexual autogynephile with clinical narcissism
http://www.annelawrence.com/shame_&_narcissistic_rage.pdf

>>154736160
no shit

https://webmshare.com/wwevj

is squid legitimately a furfag?

someone somewhere on the planet is entertained by your speedrunning

>>154692857
word

>>154705898
lmao

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hi

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:(

>>154738636
https://vid.me/Zlut

>>154738816
he needs a male figure in his life to tell him to sack up like wetwex's dad

>>154738816
>right now
you mean he's enjoyed life before?
lucky cunt

>>154738824
>Zlut

>>154738816
why does it seem that anyone who indulges in speedrunning eventually spirals into autism, obsessive behavior, mental illness, crushing poverty, depression, and homosexuality? Is this innocent hobby really that deadly

reminder to support your speedfriends!!!!!!

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This creepy Reddit faggot is constantly scanning this thread for speedrun drama & posting it on Reddit

GTFO

>>154740639
Honestly if you think Cosmo is pathetic you haven't seen anything until you browse r/samandtolki

>tfw nobody posts about you

i post about myself in third person all the time lol!

tfw slayer won't stream a casual Freedom Unite Let's play. (Please do)

>>154740639
What the fuck is this?

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>>154743242
A post made by a loser who posts about Sam and Tolki on Reddit all the time

https://twitter.com/LeonPowSRL/status/776062575041798144

>>154736640
Why don't you ask me yourself

are you legitimately a furfag?

>>154744530
Nah

does trannykeys legitimately believe that he's a woman?

>>154746724
highly doubt it

>>154746724
when We round up all the bigoted haters and put them into modernization camps, im going to make you suck on my girl penis personally anon

i'd recommend to reject times that were gotten after a PB, that aren't a PB and that are version obsoleted. Cause there are guys that might have the idea to call this times not even PBs, they might call them "(Free) WRs" and just do that for Fame, Clickbait, Sellout and Money which is absolutely not what speedrunning is meant to be. Furthermore it entirely destroys the sense of a speedrun.

I'm gonna make guides for my game so if anyone wants to pick it up now is the time

>>154749025
Yeah, also just ban glitches because they make the game too easy and skip parts since speedrunning is really equivalent to"skill play"
kys

Wens dss streaming lol truuuue goal truuuue goal yah right nigger nigfa orolly ready got a real job again lol lol srream isnt rwal job unless youre um witwix so you can steal $3200 from viewers to false promise stuff ez momey

Hate it when norms try to talk about anime like they know ANYTHING. Fuck off back to normieball or something

>>>/v/351800000

>>154752256
Hate it when normies try to talk about anything.

>>154752256
This is why I hate puncay

>>154752726
>>154752651
>>154752256
can yall niggas stop hating?

thanks.

so what's the deal with bounceyboy's magical placebo hand cream?

>>154753309
He's a fag who's been pushing the hand pain meme so hard after being exposed as FUCK in SMS that he has to act like it's a real thing.

Reminder that he was gloating about getting the first 1:16 in SMS any% and even had it in his bio that he was the FIRST, then Diddeh came along and BTFO BounceyFag with a solid 1:15 with no new strats.

>>154752651
Hate it when normies talk

>>154752256
cant talk about mob psycho or re zero because of fucking normies

>>154753483
>he has to act like it's a real thing.
If he's acting like it's a real thing, why is he pushing a clearly bullshit homeopathic remedy backed by no relevant science whatsoever?

Repetitive strain injuries from video games are very real, but the cream he's using is a scam.

every single member of the yugioh forbidden memories community is a gigantic faggot

>>154754478
Neither of them are real. You can't get RSI from fucking SMS, it's an excuse that fags use when they get BTFO.

>>154753309
I heard if you squeeze the moisture out of a rattlesnake's skin before it dries it cures hand pain

pain isn't real, that's just weakness leaving the body

>>154755091
Haha right on bro!
*dies of horribly painful liver cancer*

>>154754925
>You can't get RSI from fucking SMS
Yes you can lmao. You can get it from any video game if you play it long enough.

RSI doesn't have to be caused by something physically taxing, it just has to be something repetitive.

>>154755276
how did you post that if your dead? o__o

>>154755286
hey bounceyboy, runs today?

>>154755286
Yeah, nah, not from pressing buttons on a controller. Think the cream has gone to your head, mate.

>>154754891
wow rude

>>154754891
Kys

>In two generations US citizens got convinced that it's a "melting pot" instead of a European country
pretty scary desu, state education was a mistake.

>>154759381
WR in the decline of a world empire 100%

Why is there no Talos Principle glitches run?

What fun is there in going OoB immediately and skipping/breaking every single puzzle?

>>154763594
glitchless*

Stupid autocorrect

someone besides headcrab stream wtf

*streams*

>>154765097
*follows, likes, and subscribes!*

>>154765313
Thanks dude.

So what do
>we
Think of Golden Yoshi's Island?

>>154765553
First I was prejudiced because of the romhack stigma, but I can now appreciate it as a legitimate speedurn.

>>154765553
3 hours too long. should be shorter like golden super mario bros 1. should be just the lava skip only. one level where you have to flutter your way to the end. requires skill and has potential for speed strats.

>>154765946
The speed run of it is literally 2 hours at best.

How can that be 3 hours too long?

Unless you mean as a regular room hack game, in which case wouldn't you want it to be longer for more yoshi goodness?

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

When are we going to show our girl Narci the support she deserves?

Reminder to report and ignore to make this place alright again

m_

a_

r_

Let me ask this, Cosmo thinks automation of all jobs is a good idea? Are people just going to be paid to sit around all day instead of working?

Hello? Delusion much?

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>OOT any% then
>was THE game and category to run that everyone was excited about, even the reupload of Cosmo's 18:10 still gets as much as 100k views
>OOT any% now
>literally only two fuccbois run it now and new WRs don't garner as much attention even with the new less RNG-dependent route

What happened /srg/?

>>154771219
no, they're not going to be paid for that lol. they either learn something useful or starve to death. it's the solution to the overpopulation problem since the sub-saharian hordes will be unable to accomodate themselves in an economical system to requires talent and intelligence.

o_

m_ t_ y_ t_ s_ k_

>he has a job
lmao could there be anything more pathetic than slaving for someone else? im with cosmo on this one

>>154771662
>im with cosmo on this one
#imwithher

>>154772013
#ImWithIt

m_

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g_

a_ t_ c_ a_ a_

>>154713407
>neetxchav
adding that one to the list

>>154723278
Is that a tranny?

>(The TRUE Road to 250 Subs | !250)

>>154771320
the only people who gave a shit were cosmodrones who are mostly scared away by narcissa

aka they never cared at all except in relation to how cosmo reacted to it, but now cosmo is narcissa

>>154713546
d*yum yo seems like Cran done started a muhphuqqin REVALUTION yo

MADDD niggas is comin outta da woodwork n sayin they peace nah mean

>>154771320
It was a competitive category until Cosmo got the 18:10

Then it was a competitive category again when the new route was discovered

Then it became a meme run when the new route turned out to be grindy as fuck.

>>154774993
(IT'S REAL NIGGA!)

daaamn craniel back at it again with teh white vans!!!

>>154771320
why is every single freeze frame of skater hilarious

the kid is a meme factory

m_ stream something already, your anxiety pills arrived months ago

What is the greatest evil in speedrunning?

>>154780828
twitch

>>154780828
twitch

>>154780828
speedrunning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GT6mlWFU-0

Guys, why do people speedrun? I honestly haven't felt this shitty in 3 years. It's the most unfun thing of all time.

>>154781349
you don't. you just come here to talk shit and post the same stale memes every day

>>154781349
then don't

>>154781349
they have literally nothing else in their lives

>>154782043
- Guy who does not speedrun and is talking down on speedrunners, yet comes to a speedrunning general on 4chan to talk about speedrunners

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate, little man.

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>>154780828
this abomination

>>154780828
GDQs

I only speedrun fighting and rhythm games

I only speedrun games I know I can get world record in

I only speedrun games I enjoy speedrunning

I only speedrun games I enjoy speedrunning - guy with no wrs

feelsbadman

i only speedrun games i can use a levitate cheat in!

>>154784941
a fellow croc runner
what's your best time?

>>154785089
>trying to get me to expose myself

nice try!

>>154661108
>https://twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/775735673831784448
no, he's gay

hi boys, i decided i'm finally going to transition into becoming my *~true self~* (just bought some bewb pills online <3) and i can't decide what to change my name to. should i pick:
>Narcotica
>Sociopathia
>Dumbpieceofshit
>Zoe Alice
>Kagami
thanks haha <333

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Apologize.

>>154785291
Rigoromortisa

>>154785527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y

>>154785527
no.

...for what?

>>154785527
carl sagan?

>>154785527
Straight fucked up in the head. These people have no type of self awareness.

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I'd rather thank this man for having the money she keeps gold digging and allowing her to have free time to work out.

can someone explain the apologize meme to me thanks

>>154787452
it's too late

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JUST

>>154788773
Liars, the lot of them.

remember when a jealous white boy started a hate campaign against a PoC because he submitted a time without a video only to be completely BTFO when that PoC uploaded an even better time with a video LOL

Japanese are white, they're not PoC

>>154789560
They can't be white. They have-a squinty eyesyru.