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Previous Thread:
>>154553569
>>154581678
>ilvl 215 is low for seph ex
unless you're doing a premade, in which case you won't be worried about ilvl anyway, you have as much chance of getting people who suck if you up the minimum ilvl as you do if you use the minimum ilvl for the instance
if you don't use minimum ilvl you're just begging lore heroes to join and cutting off people who are competent but haven't played in awhile
Should I resub?
xth for sucking trap dick is less gay than sucking Grown Men dick
xth for punching rocks
>>154582119
Nah. Stick to WoW.
>>154582191
I don't play WoW though.
Xth for potd and a rapid descent into the depths of insanityIts kind of fun.
>>154582265
Time to start.
Good evening people.
>>154582313
>starting WoW right now
By the time he caught up WoW would finally be dead.
Still fishing for Coerthan Oyster, no luckFuck
Sleepy cats.
Highlanders
>>154582313
I don't want to buy a new game.
>>154582289
ahhHH DELETE THAT stUPID male(male) c@
time to go be productive
>>154582420
futa highlanders are an automatic disqualification.
t@s
>>154582415
What are you wearing in your feet and leg slots?
>>154582618
I'm not futa at all.
>>154582640
>cheatengine tits
lol
>>154582719
>not liking tits
fag
>>154582119
If you have to ask, the answer is always no.
bully your yokai!
>>154582372
Holy shit Got one
>attempt to gpose in a group while waiting for the one person watching the cutscene
>that second delay where the camera deploys and 7 people all look at the camera the same time
>everyones face when
Ready for battle
>finally getting around to leveling WAR from 50-60
>hit 54
<deliverance
>completely fucking lost at this point
I don't know when to weave this into my rotation or when it is appropriate to use as an MT.
I have a hard time believe people think DRK is the most complicated tank.
>>154582825
delete this!
>>154582640
No cheat engine required.
>>154582825
Only Manjimutt is for bullying.
>>154582757
I love huge tits, I just think it's retarded to use cheatengine to obtain them. How desperate do you have to be?
>>154582914
You use Deliverance whenever you'd drop tank stance on any other tank, it's extremely not-complicated.
>>154583019
You clearly don't love huge tits then.
>>154582894
Is that a GC axe? I don't recognize it.
>>154583052
Yes I do.
>he thinks a huge tits lover would want those misshapen low poly sharp as fuck tits
Is there anywhere in the game where the background is white? Not like snow white, but a very light white
>>154582914
>He thinks deliverance is hard
oh boy
>>154582914
>Do you need tank stance right now?
>Yes
Do not use Deliverance
>No
Use Deliverance
It's not rocket science
>>154583109
Yeah
>>154581967
male nyaaa~~also appearently being a straight cat is rare on balmung?
>>154583330
rare anywhere
>>154582972
Please tell me this doesn't require a fantasia. Please.
>>154583330
you are not straight either, selzh
>>154582914
Use at all times.
>>154582348
hello there.
>>154583206
I mean you don't even lose a GCD to switch. I struggle to think of how it could be made easier.
>>154582653
Miqo'te loincloth and sky pirate's shoes of casting dyed dark purple.
LF cute lala BLM/SMN toplay foe for and then pet on the head when I outdps them anywaysPST
>>154583475
>>154583330
Why in the world are you using 2 trips just to just a different character
>>154582825
NOOOO
>>154583505
Thanks.
>>154583330
>nyaaa~~
you're not making much of a case for yourself
>>154583564
ugly
>>154583052
boobs can be pretty fun, but I wouldn't install other things for that sake, probably go for sweetfx first or something
When playing tank, does anyone else ever get healers that get butthurt about you rotating through your defensive cooldowns?
I occasionally get healers that start saying stuff like "You can trust me. I won't let you die :)" And then they continue to say similar things usually getting more passive aggressive as time goes on.
>>154583330Apparently scat fetishes are disgusting.
>>154583618
I don't stand still long enough for healers to have a chance to type anything, unless I'm standing still while holding enough enemies that they don't have a chance to type anything.
>>154583475you do know there is actually different people behind those c@s right?
>>154583618
No, never. It makes no sense for them to complain, either. Rotating defensive cooldowns properly means they have more room to either not do anything, or actually DPS
>>154582757
>not liking tits evolves into not liking huge tits
Huge tits are overrated.
n-now will you let me tank for you?
I want to jerk it to an Au Ra. cum on their bellys or backs.
>>154583718
>replying to yourself
>>154583769
The fact of the matter is the game is not built for having tits that big because they did not let the slider go far enough for that, and they did not give the breasts enough polygons for it to not look terrible.
>>154583618
Why would they get butthurt for a tank doing its job?
If anything, I've had to ask tanks to use cds for I can help kill shit faster.
>>154582348
Cutest c@!
>>154583929
>tits
The real disgusting travesty is the state of the asses in this game.
Absolutely shameful.
Cant we just agree that all breasts are goodBut flat chests are vastly superior
xth for dragon slayers
>>154583917
meant to reply to >>154583537
>>154583396
Certain gear can make them look larger, but the femroe RSE specifically takes it to another level. I honestly wouldn't say it's worth chugging a fanta for if you like your current character unless you really, REALLY like big knockers.
>>154583796
I got something you can tank allright
>>154584056
ugly
>>154584056
>not pictured
??? question mark/?
>>154584056
Why are you covering them with your arms if you are not ashamed of your flat chest?
>>154583765
>they have more room to either not do anything
This is probably the thing.
They don't want to be obviously lazy by just literally standing there because they don't feel like doing any DPS.
I've never encountered anyone that complained about me using or even NOT using my cooldowns, though. I have encountered plenty of healers who literally fucking stand there and do nothing but heal, and healers who come close or let me die because they were tunneled into DPS mode.
>>154584090
Delete that
>>154584056
seconded
>>154584056
flat chest is boring and dumb
look at the funbags on faerieroe >>154584091
now that's a chest
xth for not being a slut
>>154583618
Only for the strongest ones (HG/Hg/LD)
>>154584281
why p'roci. you don't like me snuggling with your bitch.We snuggled all night last night.
>>154583618
If a healer tells me to pull big then I will pull boss to boss if I can just because I want them to fail.
>>154583796
looks like a boy
>>154584495
Just post the erp logs faggot
>>154584558
now thats not nice
>>154584675
there was no erp.hes gay
>>154584430
>but I love shrek
>>154583796
no
put on some clothes you whore
>>154584675
If i found out my e-girlfriend (as if I would ever be beta enough for this) was ERP'ing with some fag with a scat fetish, I'd blow a gasket.
BUT everyone knows f'telor is a fujoshit.
This is Ippiki-tier shit, nigga went out and found someone that looked like f'tel and is posting screnshots of it.
>>154584871
>as if I would ever be beta enough
I dunno my guy, this post was pretty cringe
What relic should I get next for maximum cool factor?
>>154583796nyo
>>154584056
DCT overrated, DFC is cool
>>154585154
Guns, axes, and fists are pretty cool guy weapons- pick one!
Why did they stop letting DoTs tick when bosses are invulnerable? Is there a reason, or is it just because Yoshi has a hardon for BLM and hates SMNs?
>>154584495
>p'roci
No, it was me
Stop coming to my house, stop coming up to me, I don't know you and I really don't wish to
>>154585176
/pet
>>154582420
>>154585102
This post literally makes no sense. It's like you want to pick a fight but you have no idea how.
>>154585215
protip: lock the door
>>154585196
>>154584056
Flat chests are boring.
How's youre guys day going? Did you accomplish anything today
>>154585176
'w'
>>154585248
you sounded like a beta faggot, getting your kicks from trying to sound cool.
and failing.
>>154585252
I did, but I have friends that come and fart around in my house, so I want to keep it open for them
It's just really annoying to keep having to open and close it every fucking time
>>154585295
this desu
>>154585236
would
>>154585285
An ex clear!
For the first time!
Yay for FC's!
>>154585295
>being a beta faggot who gets triggered by an anonymous post
>"trying to sound cool"
You aren't even trying.
>>154585285
getting some feast wins, i would like to get silver today if only the queues weren't so bad right now
Smol lala dude looking for attractive futa to plow boipussy and mash my popotos.
>>154585371
>>154585362
>>154585295
Put your trip(s) back on.
>>154585285
Awesome, I finally got the piece from Mhach I've been trying to get
>>154585508
Calm down, virgin. No one thinks you're funny nor cool.
>>154585530
post butt
>>154585215
now thats not a way to treat a miqo'te
>>154585680
>virgin
Stop projecting.
>no one thinks (arbitrary opinion of anonymous neckbeards and fags)
>>154581967
Why do potions suck so much? There's no way to use them without clipping, and sometimes they don't even work when you press the related button: I was testing it in sss today, is it a problem of mine only?
>>154582640
What top is that?
>>154585196
Hmm okay, even for axe odd for gun
>>154586186
>responding to butthurt virgins
>>154586110
Holy rainbow coatee
>>154586186
> ???kys
>>154585215
Attention whore crying she's getting attention. Only in ffxivg.
>>154584056
Tripcode.
post bad rolls
>>154585236
H-hi
>>154586232
literally no one would care if you vanished.
We didn't hit bump limit so I didn't know we had a new thread so I'll ask again.
How much are boarskin maps on your server?
>60k
>everyone itt hating on tits
>>154586639
delete this
maybe ERP is fun after all
>>154585898
That's a quality potato butt
>>154586539
hello
>>154586639
>>154586639
>there are people who thinks this looks good
>>154586754
*unzips feminine penis*
>>154586639
no matter how big your tits are, you can never fix your neck
>>154586639
What the hell lol
>>154584203
cute c@s
>>154586639
>People actually like this
>>154586825
>///<
Is ~1600 dps on a dummy as i234 MCH with an i240 weapon any good?
>>154586639
>>154586825
Back to gw2g, moving water aboriginal
>>154586639
This is fucking comically stupid.
>>154586995
Oh wait, it was 1700 dps
I was checking the wrong SSS dummy
Starting to level my Balmung altWould anybody like to be friends?
>>154586998
I got sour news for you, friend. You are never going to meet a woman with a figure like that, so enjoy your virginity or stop watching anime and get real.
>>154587109
Is that codeword for ERP?
>>154587147
>tfw like women like pic related
>/fit/ but 0 charisma
It's a shitty feel
>Male characters think were ironically joking about removing them
>>154587154
nono_
>>154586825Can I massage your feet
>>154587219
Why would I ever think that?
>>154587218
>/fit/ but 0 charisma
You or the woman?
>>154585227
Please let me be your personal petter!!
>>154587303
both
>>154587293
Another thread problem shows up yet again.
>>154587103
yeah thats fine
>>154587347
>the woman
Not a problem if you're just looking to get laid.
>you
Ehh. Things get better with experience. I'm gonna assume you're young.
>>154587373
You're a proper sperg you know that?
>>154587303
Me, I get so autistic around pretty girls. Fat bitches I dont even give any attention.
>>154587437
cringe
>>154587219
Why does it even matter if someone plays as a male or female ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ
>>154587147
Nigga, what makes you think I plan to want to find a woman with such a specific figure?
What makes you think i'm a virgin just cause i have a fetish?
What makes you think that this low grade insult would make me mad?
Anon, are you ever trying?
>>154587546
the way I interact with people directly depends on how attractive they are in my eyes
>>154587462
Practice on the less attractive girls.
>>154587623
>ever trying
Sometimes.
Just enough to warrant a response this time, obviously.
Dipshit.
Can we seem some non-lewd/fully clothed miqo'tes for once
>>154587546It doesn't
>>154587293
What happened to you, when you first came to the thread looking to transfer to balmung you seemed all happy and chill, now your character looks like he wants to commit suicide and people complain about you when you post.
Is this what Balmung does to people
>>154587535
cringe
>>154587671
It's a video game though
>>154587109
>leveling an alt on this server
but why, Anon?
>>154587717
nah, he's still super chill
>>154587109
Sure give me your name.
>>154587762
To meet new people and have more clothing options!
>>154587717
Basically, I'm still happy and whatnot, I just ended up with a new look. Honestly if you get any amount of exposure people just sperg out. Case in point, I've been mostly avoiding the thread the past two/three days because I'm way more productive when I do and when I post I still get some hate-boner turbo-nerd posting at me.I like this look why must you bully me?
This fucking captcha holy hell, Zimmermannstrake
>>154587840Sushi
>>154587696
Spiral staircase
Rhinoceros beetle
Ruins street
Fig tart
Rhinoceros beetle
Via dolorosa
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Secret emperor
>>154588085
now show us your boipuss
>>154587978
I dunno you look more attractive now I suppose, I just liked your happy stoner elezen look more. It had a lot of personality to it
I'm glad it's over.Now to do 12 more. :^)
Is this the worst looking Anima?
>>154587696
Anyone selling EU maid attire code?
>it's a thirsty boy thinks you're a girl irl episodeI love the attention
>>154586780Wanna mash it? I'm on balmung, and love being a sleeve to thick futa.
>>154588189
I get told whenever I talk about race changing that my elezen is pretty unique even as it is now, which I would agree. I'm the only elezen who isn't a little boy who's face doesn't look like you could use it to cut cheese.
>>154587109
no but I can give you a quick driveby /pet if you tell me where you're at
>>154587696
>>154588212
Wew
>>154588286
this is why grown men are awful
>>154588212
Quite possibly. It doesn't look horrible but the other Anima weapons look better IMO
>>154588351
I'll be at the cnj guild very soon
>>154588375
I want to EB you, acat.
>>154588436
It's /alright/ in metallic gold, but aesthetically it feels like a downgrade from Nothung and I didn't even like that one all that much either.
>>154586086
Never heard of such an issue.
>>154588286
I remember one of my old guild leaders was relentless asking me if I was a girl irl, I dodged the question to hell and back because holy shit dude what is your problem.
It's not like I erp or anything either I just play the game like a normal person,
>>154586639
tfw you'll never wake up to an elezn with big bewbs tryna breast feed you.
>>154588546
o///o
>>154588710
what
the
fuck
dude
>>154588701
just say you're a dude you fucking autist
Why would you not just say that you're a dude if there's any chance they might think you're not?
I just do not understand.
>>154588828
But I'm not you stupid nigger.
>>154588701
Just say "I'm a guy"
If anyone still asks if you're a girl, after you tell them you're a guy, it's all on them
>>154589021
Because they secretly like they attention.
>>154588807
he is telling me he will send dick pics if I go on discord
can anyone here craft eikon jewelry? none of the people i know are specialists in GSM
>>154583330
>male cat who likes girls
h-ha ha!!! Imagine that!
>>154588710
Don't do that kids.
>>154589090
What is wrong with you?
Are you really that attention starved?
>>154588701
stop being such an autist and just say how it is
>>154588440
but /when/
>>154589061
Say you're a dude anyway if you don't want that kind of attention then?
Who has the best glamour on Balmung
>>154589267
Me.
That's a very odd question considering people will have different glamours for different classes.
>>154589254
I'm so sorry I must have missed you, somebody else walked by /pet and ran. I assumed it was youpst Sushi Jumpman
>>154589356
That's pretty nice, in my opinion
>>154589267
>>154589443
what a SLUT
>>154589443
more
He is now offering dick pics, I am not even really playing along he is just doing all the talking. Should I get em?
>>154589415
you asscunt
>>154589267
I like to think I have good taste in glamours
>>154588290Sorry, I'm not on Balmung. Also not a futa. I just wanted to see dat booty
C A T B O Y S
>>154589569
Tell him you'll take your clothes off and pose lewdly if he gives you gil.
A lot of gil.
>>154589267
me!!
>>154589443
Cast you post this in other poses? Without the armored parts!
>>154589569
send them to the FBI
>>154589610
Rolling for Red.
>>154589641
what options were used to get a face shaped like that
Would <Soft> be receptive to a lewd midlander sprout hanging around their house?~
>>154589703
Impressive
>>154589703
Victory is mine.
>>154589843
creepy.
>>154589610
They all have the same boring face
pads
>>154589747
eyup!
>>154589747
Gee I dunno anon
Who here has both Yo-kai mounts and do you recommend getting both?
>>154590013
>best OTP sitting together
mafu/laika so cute :3
>>154589843
That's gay, man.
>>154589747
I'm sure we already have enough of those.
God I want to tell him I am a guy so bad this is getting really cringey, he doesn't even erp he is just jacking off and telling me
>>154590086
It's the only "love" Mafu will get in this world when even his family hates him and want him out.
>enjoying my new fanta
>few dungeons in my new fanta
>feel fucking amazing
>get hit by a weird light
>cant unsee some shit
>need to fanta again
>>154590147
Just tell him, then. This is not a complex matter
>>154590013
who's that catboy and how do i get into his pants
>>154590147
WAIT
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE
I WANT TO TELL HIM
>>154590170
It's pure love, it'll keep mafu strong even with his shitty family :3c
>>154590197
The problem is I have played along for the past half hour and am in a bit of a hole
>>154590313
Not on Balmung
>>154590321
>Shitty family
>Man his age leeching off his family and not contributing anything
>>154590398
How old is he?
>>154590372
This is an MMO interaction, where you apparently played along for half an hour. This is still not a complex matter. Just tell him, there is nothing else to this
>Finaly unlocked MCH
Let's get lvl 50 for the main story quest !
>Have to xp drg 34 for cross skill
>Finaly get bfb
Ok let's get lvl 50 for the main story quest !
>Anon you need to xp bard lvl 34 too !
FUCK OFF
>>154590147
I think he already knows.
>>154590459
>>154590495
He doesn't
>>154590147
tfw you tell him your a guy and he offers to do it on skype
This fucking cave.
>>154590608
Check out that facial expression, though
>>154590147
lol
>>154588629
I don't understand it, for I'm not lagging and everything else works perfectly.
>>154590608
turn on stealth you retard
>>154589610
>middle left
i'm not gay but jesus christ
Meow
>>154583796
Please, just think of your health. You won't tank very well if you feel cold.
>>154590525
so he just walked up to you and told you he was jerking off to your chara?
>>154590794
Did you install any mods?
>>154587696
robes
>>154590398
He's doing the best he can, jackass. Fuck off with your jealous bullshit.
>>154590483
One you steal aggro from a tank with a 10k to 15k Wildfire at Lv. 60, Quelling Strikes isn't so bad to have.
>>154590838
It's not really necessary since it's just a low level fate.
>>154591092
I've never hit for more than 12k with wildfire
how the fuck do you get to 15k
>>154591052
>naked underneath the robes
wow, what a slut
>>154590950
Yeah, basically. Invited me to a party and told me how cute I was and started jerking off and shit
>>154591193
when all the raid buffs align
>>154591193
Aside from Hypercharging your Rook Turret and a bunch of personal buffs, you also need the following:
-good food
-HQ max-potion of dexterity
-Disembowel
-Trick Attack
-Battle Litany
-good crit luck
>>154591086
He doesn't deserve any kindness after the shit he's done in the past, namely what he did to Awena.
Laika can eat shit and die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM
>>154591343
Tell him that you're jacking your dick as well.
Laugh at his reaction
Anyone have any Bard tips for Cam for the Black Man (Savage)?
Fuck turtles.
turtle sex
>>154591504
What did mafu do to awena? What?
>>154591193
triple clean shot opener
>>154592170
qt raen/10, would be her big bro.
>>154592170
>choker
>blush
>>154592170
cute
>>154592170
Cute, would pamper.
>>154592128
https://youtu.be/qhRHBWUSKoY
You know what sucks about playing dps in this game?
They all feel the fucking same, manage 2-3 dots, a debuff and a 1-2-3 skill chain, use cool downs where needed.
aranea gc
>>154587696
delet c@
>>154592421
You know what sucks about playing healer in this game?
They all feel the fucking same, shield/regen the tank, manage 2-3 dots and spam one skill, use cool downs where needed.
>>154592519
want to lewd with me
>>154592421
But BLM is nothing like that.
Come relax on Gilgamesh, we totally won't talk shit behind your back~
>>154592421
Yeah I know what you mean. Honestly the only really unique dps playstyle-wise is BLM.
>>154587696
>>154592421
bard gets resets which no other dps in the game has
>>154592519
delete tinc@
>>154592601
Wow.
>>154592601
>fwhalon being this M A D
>>154592427
>>154592601
gilgamesh has nice people
>>154592869
Can people please stop using that face?
It looks horrible.
>>154592601
>talks shit about someone else's percentiles behind their back
>their fflogs page is blocked
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/697001/latest/
lmao
>>154592421
What do you expect from dps?
>>154592921
Are you confident in this statement? I don't think you should be.
>>154592970
It's because nonoko is garbage.
>>154592170
>>154592869
why dont you get out of uldah and do some content
>>154593048
Yeah, I am, you're not even from Gilgamesh, probably.
>>154592585
I-I'm not the c@ I used to be
potd has changed me
>>154592823
you cannoT deletos my final form!!
What should I do to prepare for 3.4?
>>154593110
simmer down helvetius
>>154593187
do you even play the game apart from making abe choke on your dick?
>>154593110
Why don't you suck my fucking macropenis, dude?
>>154593187
dont look at me!!
>>154593187
Cap lore
Cap eso
Cap GC seals
Cap blue scrips
Cap red scrips
Buy materia while it's cheap if you're raiding
Craft/buy consumables if you're raiding
>>154593187
That depends what you want to be able to do in 3.4.
>>154592869
A very hostile-looking Au Ra with the least imposing face in the entire game
>>154593187
you can start by getting some clothes
>>154593382
s-shut up and walk up if u dare faggit
>>154593185
hehehe
You mean, I wasn't on Gilgamesh since March last year until last month? That over a year of being there and seeing how people were never happened? Are you sure you're confident, anon?
>>154593187
I want to pet those flowers.
>>154593449
your opinion is invalid since you always tried to start shit with everyone for any reason. complaining about new players not being good enough in your low level dungeons, and still trying to bitch about players in savage content that you struggle with every patch.
>fwha gets baited hour
>fwha damage control hour
im in like flynn lol
WAR, BLM, and SCH are objectively the only unique jobs in the game
>when your game crashes because you turnt up the graphics too much so you have to miss a boss
>>154593694
post au ra tummy
>>154593683
How is BLM unique
>>154593683
>WAR
>Unique
>Braindead gameplay consisting of 3 combos with "m-muh fell cleaves"
>>154583796
Why do you even want to tank? Terrible things happen to tanks.
>>154586639
There's a line somewhere regarding tits-to-body proportions and you've clearly crossed it. Looks worse than the Miqo'te.
>>154593630
>you struggle with
um
excuse me
do you not see that he has MIDAN METAL KNUCKLES and a FAUSTLET in that very screenshot
would someone who struggled with content have those things?//
i think not
>>154593683
your statement is anything but objective and your idea of what is and isn't 'unique' is entirely arbitrary
>>154593630
>your opinion is invalid due to these arbitrary reasons!!
I don't struggle with the content at all. The people I've played with struggle with the content.
>>154594224
no he's right you autist
>>154594217
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/1866849/latest/#boss=29
first clear....yesterday
LOL
>>154594217
Having A8S gear isn't a novelty this late in raid cycle, shortman.
>>154594217
camolin post
I wish old man vocaroo poster could see my cutie patootie lizard girl
>>154594367
in your own words, please explain your standard for determining a job is 'unique' from another job
>>154594368
Yeah, like I said. Everyone I played with on Gilgamesh was downright terrible. People who have said it's the "raid server" are full of it.
Notice how I literally cleared A8S after I left it? Let that sink in.
>>154594321
Fwha, you are shit at the game. It's not the people around you, it's you. And those reasons aren't arbitrary, you're an unpleasant, shitty person to even be around, and the only reason you left Gilgamesh is because you thought no one liked you (which is 100% true)
>>154591504
What happened
Post drama
>>154594481
Notice how GIlgamesh has the highest amount of clears in the west?
Yeah, it's you, not everyone else.
https://www.fflogs.com/reports/PcYp1AVn6NfF938v#fight=10&type=damage-done
>almost the same dps as the machinist
not much changed since rheia outdpsd him as bard
Post lewds
>>154594538
Disregard, the second one. I am blind.
First one held true.
But yes, there are nice people in Gilgamesh. Sorry that terrible people attract terrible people and attitudes.
>>154594469
Calm down, Madonna.
>fflogs hour
I'm IN
>>154593915
I'm not them and I don't consider BLM so "unique" that it serves to be an example, but weigh up what separates BLM from the other DPS jobs, in theme and actual playstyle. A stance for increased MP regen and both stances allowing a reduced cast time on the opposite for quick shifting between the two. The most turret-based job, with its gameplay being around reducing its movement as much as possible to maintain a turret position for longer. A steadily reducing Enochian duration until its full refresh when the ability comes off cooldown, and each Enochian duration decrease shortening the allowed time before you need to leave Astral to use Blizzard IV. Thunder as its only DoT, which can proc a full potency Thunder III which then needs to be considered for when you're actually going to use it, either on the move if you know you'll move, in Umbral if it's soon, or at the tailend of what would be your Astral phase and sacrificing one of the later Fire IVs for more potency from the original Thunder DoT if you cannot use it in a natural Umbral phase or you won't need to move. A DPS with both spell speed goals, and benefits the most DPS-wise from spell speed, and also a piety target to avoid ticks from completely dicking you. Usually only a Scholar is required, but the issue is completely removed with two optional Piety V melds
>>154594481
Don't falseflag me.
>>154594497
Mezzu, it's not me.
>>154594538
I have cleared. :o
Nice deleting your post btw. :^)
>some static finally took pity on fwha
>carry him to a september 2016 a8s clear
>the chip on his shoulder magically rematerializes
>>154593286
>>154590013
grown men.jpeg
Jesus Fucking Christ. The only non-prisongay there is probably that c@boi
>>154594718
spankable butt
>>154594791
he wouldn't be here showing off he hadn't gotten lucky and got his weap and faustlet on the first clear to prove himself.
>>154594481
How convenient that it's always everyone but you who is the problem.
>>154592601
I don't even know what they're talking about
>>154594919
>i never posted about my clears and drop!
>no proof! falseflag! liars!
>proof is posted from archives
>moves goalposts
>carried to a8s
>immediately posts with lucky drops
It's like poetry.
>>154594919
Seriously though how is it that the dumbest motherfuckers are always the luckiest when it comes to loot?
>>154594836
>>154595170
Refer to >>154594760
That's not me you're replying to, it's someone else pretending to be me. But you know, it's really not me that's the problem.
congrats on your clear, fwha! only 2 months after Cornelia, and 7 weeks after Rheia! It really was your group holding you back :^)
>>154594718
The only lewds I have I posted last night and got hated on
>>154594760
I want to kiss and make love with fwha
>>154594861
The unsettling aura of "basement stank."
>tfw waiting for coeurlregina fate to spawn so I don't miss it like last time
It's been 3 hours kill me
>tfw you'd be world first if it wasn't for everyone else sucking
tch...
>>154594861
>has an unsettling au ra
I wish it said that instead
>>154595549
the coeurlregina glamour pieces are so tacky though
>>154595549
What's the timer on that and protoultima?
>>154595413
Considering I only just learned after robots on saturday and literally had zero prog in a8s aside from a little bit of wiping to robots in other groups because healers couldn't heal through the big orbs, I think it was. :)
>>154595580
I'll never say this and I've never said this.
>resorts to using memes
:)))
>>154595261
>Friends turn on him
>Kicked off the server
>Baited by ex-friends in thread
Sometimes the universe just gives you a little luck when you're at your worst.
>>154595397
Why would they have screenshots of you with Midan fists and a faustlet unless you were already showing off? Moron.
>2016
>no a12s clear
L M A O
>>154595696
Fuck off Harp
>>154595696
you're being ironic now but people are going to be posting that unironically in about a month
>>154595413
oh oops, looks like I've got more! It's totally like the rest of the group didn't want to go into a8s after a7s or anything.
>>154595687
I think you're the retard.
This person>>154594481 is not me.
>>154595670
aaah! you're so skilled Fwhalon! learning so quick in a group where everyone has 6 clears or more except for you!
>>154595828
Also, it's like I wasn't kicked at all :DDD
It's almost as if cornelia and I left when things went to shit!
>>154595670
I know you didn't say it, but it's exaggerated satire and responding only makes you look worse.
A reminder that the true endgame title is "The Fungah".
Don't be a Final Witness shitter.
Who are the top 3 grown men?
This is go a level beyond damage control. I call it...
F'whalon Rhiki
>>154595665
Well there's 3 fates in the chain for coeurlregina, the first fate spawns completely randomly I think, and then the second one happens 2-4 hours after the first, and same with the third after the second one. I did hear from one person that it can take up to 12 hours between fates though and I hope to god that isn't true.
>>154595636
I know they're stupid, but I just want to experience fighting this lil shit at least once.
>>154594718
>>154596252
That sounds extremely rip
>>154596061
>people unironically bragging about being a 2014 "The Final Witness"
>>154596061
This shitpost is too ancient
>>154596127
Laika, Mafuyu, Ika
The rest are all of <Soft>
>>154596332
gross
>>154595510
post again
im interested in what they were
>>154596338
Yeah it's awful. Plus I've been waiting so long I'm afraid to go run anything in case it pops while I'm gone and I end up with all my time wasted.
>>154596061
>tfw been playing for 2 years and still haven't gotten the Fungah
Fuck you typhon I know you're going for me first on purpose
>>154594836pits
>>154596332
This is too lewd
>>154596061
I miss you Blackcat
http://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/43340/10
>this is who fwha replaced
that poor group doesnt know what theyre in for
>>154596061
>>154596343
Titles in general are retarded. I don't know why people care about what people use for them. They shouldn't exist at all in my opinion.
>>154596371
Sounds like you didn't get 10 wins on Any Way the Wind Blows yet.
>>154596868
He was literally the one that picked me over the other person they trialed.
>>154596953
[ ・`ω´・]
>>154596953
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>3 people on the platform
>I'm the only one it blows off
EVERY
FUCKING
TIMES
>>154596683
Remember anon, your investment is always starting at the moment when it comes to time and waiting
>>154597002
pretty mean he'd sabotage his old group like that.
Reminder not to make your raiding experience known to 4chan as they will never forget and shitpost about you for years and years, even if you have long quit the game since.
>>154597002
melee really isn't hard in a8, fwha
you have a total of maybe 3 actual responsibilities
Post cringe worthy search info
>>154597157
When did I say it was hard? What is the point in your post?
>>154597340
you act like you have anything to be proud of because you brag with the tact of a fat bitch at prom that got a guy that retreads tires for a living to go with her
It is me! F'whalon Rhiki! I originally was a bgc@ clone because I was so unoriginal! Then I begged godspeed to get me t12 and t13 clears and totally did not ERP with him in Limsa! Then I tried pugging Gordias and bitched and moaned every single day about how everyone was worse then me! Eventually people felt threatened and I was forced to leave Gilgamesh to get my a8s clear with a group of people who had been clearing for over a month and carried me through the finish line so I didn't have to do any real progression!
I'm so good at this game guys! why don't you understand!
>>154596953
>8 people standing in THE SPOT
>blown off with the first fart
So mad
>>154596730
Why should I
>>154597410
Why are you making things up? What is the point in your post?
>>154597282
cringe worthy search info
>>154597154
none of what you just said applies to one chest wonder rhiki
>>154597475Because you want to be a good cat.
>>154597282
>>154597470
I didn't know rheia or even who he was when I made my character. Bye.
Godspeed didn't do shit to help me clear t12 or t13. The rest of your post is bullshit too so :v
>>154597094
You just need to believe in your RNG.
>>154597594
I cannot stand this person.
>>154596868
>1700+ on a5s
Why can't I do the same.
>>154597746
>trying to rewrite history
>>154597806
How come?
>>154597856
>He thinks history can't be rewritten for an enhanced educational experience for future generations
>>154597846
Skip dat boost
>>154597746
>Godspeed didn't do shit to help me clear t12 or t13.
Hahahahaha. Godspeed treated you like a brother and you can't even give him props. You truly are a Rheia clone, right down to being corrupted.
>>154597806
what did biskoi's boytoy ever do to you?
>>154596061
>tfw Lady Protector so everyone can know what a good-hearted gentleman I am
>>154597780
>that image
Please no
>>154597994
Speaking of a5s, should one be using their full opener at the start to skip the first prey or just not bother and wait until he's small?
>>154597154
I can't really think of any people who get heavily shitposted about for raid stuff who are actually generally decent people and don't go out of their way to antagonize or shitpost
>>154597945
Have you interacted with them on any level?
>>154598036
I don't care who their online boyfriend is.
>>154597856
I didn't come to this general on Janurary 1, 2015, which is when I started playing and didn't know rheia. cya
Godspeed volunteered when I'd ask in the ls if anyone wanted to do coil. He wasn't in my t12 or t13 clears.
>>154598002
Well, he didn't. What more do you want me to say? He wasn't in either of the clears. He was in farm parties yeah, but not first clears. I appreciate what he's done.
>>154598002
No, faggotspeed treated him special because he wanted to "date" him, like he used to with Abe.
>>154598150
When hes small unless the boss is going to die after shapti and you get another set of buffs (past the 6 minute mark)
You should be killing before or around pigs without any min/maxing right now though so small is better
>>154598208
>He wasn't in either of the clears.
Good fucking thing too because you would have never cleared if he was there.
>>154598002
>>154597470
Seeing as I was present in the runs helping Fwa learn and clear Final Coil turns, you are just making stuff up trying to bait more reactions. Cut it out.
>>154597594
Hands down the most obnoxious cat in uldah.
>"OMG FUCKING CORNELIA, SO FUCKING CARRIED"
>*transfers*
>*gets clear with people who have had the fight on farm for over a month*
typical fwa
>>154598271
My group is very bad dps-wise, so the shabti usually spawns. I guess I'll go ahead and do my opener right away so I can have it up again for that point.
>>154598150
If you pop b4b/ir in the opener they're back during bombs away.
>>154598387
literally who
fuck off
>>154598150
If your group can skip the Prey and the first Boost, do that.
If you have to choose one or the other, hold cooldowns until after he shrinks so that you skip Boost.
If you're not skipping either then you should repair your gear.
>>154597562
I guess my shoulders are a bit tense
>>154598120
>not Lady Creator to let people know they turn girls into women
>>154596061
Stormbringer is best title, hands down.
Never done any raids but I want to start now. Should I skip the ARR ones and jump right into HW?
>>154598125
You're also getting DPS jails first in A7S with that attitude.
You need to believe in The Fungah.
>>154598782
yes
>>154598789
Three months straight of getting water and having to sac, you best believe I'm triggered.
>>154597780
i get this ref
Godspeed is totally good at the game you guys!
It's not like he constantly dies in T9 with echo while spamming his macro when he dies while crying about how he doesn't have a goad!
Ninjas pls
>>154599048
vintage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ahpI7XvlU
>>154599048
>fwha this mad
>>154599065
cool ninja
>>154599048
this post reeks of: outdps'd by a bard
lmao so many shitters wheres ur a8s clear bruh??
>>154599065
can someone post actual good ninja glamours for once
>>154599205
>>154599220
I don't play on controller and that wasn't me that posted it.
How much DPS should I be doing a ilv235 DRG?
>>154599138
What the fuck was this ALL
>>154599309
200 more
>>154599309
Around 1900
>abe and sera weekly fun time
I'm out
>>154599317
The only time a treant will do something almost interesting without being a raid boss reskin of one.
>>154599065
Nanners
>>154598431
Wait... there were people on week 1 in i210 not seeing the Shabti. What is your group even doing?
>>154599473
>whining in the thread about things that nobody in the thread cares about weekly fun time
i'm out
Does she look cute? I'm not very good in creating characters.
>>154599065
>You will never pump this ninja full of cum
>>154599249
I can't. Mine is dressed like a whore.
>>154599579
face is bad
that face can be good but what you've done to it isn't
>>154598431
Oh Jesus, I'm so sorry
I wrote this >>154598643 and the last part was supposed to be a joke but if you guys actually are that low you're probably not skipping shit
In which case, you should consider that the boss's big form takes (IIRC) -30% damage, and so you'd (theoretically) get more damage by holding anything that has a cooldown more than three times as long as the amount of time he spends in his big form, and using anything that has a cooldown less than that.
So if he's staying big for about 30 seconds, you'd want to use anything with a 60s or lower cooldown, save anything with a 120s or higher cooldown, and can go either way with 90s cooldowns.
awena...
Where isSera?
>>154599915
Vallerie post.
>>154599890
yes...
I want tobaitF'whalon until hehas a meltdown!
>>154599579
Different hair, the forehead shows too much.
Get rid of the current facepaint, it feels like it's too much.
Don't like the lips and unsure what you could do to mitigate it.
Is Sargatanas dead yet?
>>154599703
What do you mean exactly?
>>154599915
Hopefully playing WoW and never coming back.
>>154600020
So... instantly?
>>154600015
can we cuddle...
>>154599579
Would date.Then after a few dates, realize we're both better off as friends, breaking off that avenue. The years go by and the lack of common ground results in the gradual drifting apart until communication ceases entirely, each of us being a vague memory in the other's mind, used mostly as small talk.
>>154600005
Is that her new name or...?
>>154600109
Don't say such things pls
>>154599217
Ice cold
>>154599249
I liked my old one a lot
>>154599524
>>154599834
Thanks for the advice. And yeah my group is just overall not good on dps, I'm doing about 1450 as BLM which I know sucks, but I'm currently trying to optimize it a bit more, melees are doing around 1000-1200, and the BRD is doing like 900. It's kind of depressing, but we can do mechanics okay at least.
>>154599579
Cute? Sure, but looks like a generic midlander. Surely you can do something to make her look more unique.
>>154599524
You'd be surprised to see how wide the gap between good and normal player is, I left my static because with full 240 we couldn't pull as much dps as top groups did with 220 gear.
>>154600109
She's already back on Balmung, dude.
>>154599915
So since I can't get into Gilgamesh. What server should I start playing on??
>>154599453
Burst Damage is usually like 2000ish,but after 3 min parse it's like 1700ish is that fine ore should I be striving to get better at my rotation?
>>154600234
Tell them to get good.
It doesn't want to be an insult, but you won't go far if you're fine with such low numbers, and the first obstacle would result in the team breaking apart.
>>154600471
Mateus
>>154600497
i do 1750 with no food or pots at i226
>>154600497
I can do the same with ilvl 225 and crappy midan gears, so you can do way more.
I am super excited for my upcoming ERP session
I'm happy someone managed to convince and encourage me to not give up and ultimately have good lovely fun togetherI'M SO FUCKING LONELY
>>154600334
I don't know this show anon.
>>154600320
pls dont lie to me
>>154600471
Ultros~ or if you're into RP then Balmung
>>154600545
I thought mateus was confirmed ded a long time ago?
https://www.google.com/search?q=cornelia+sylvanafel&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
post yfw F'whalon Rhiki fantasia'd and name changed an alt and pretended to a newbie just to shitpost logs in the general and pretend someone else on this earth actually supports him
>>154600694
>rhiki burned all of his bridges
>name changed his alt to rejoin the ls
LOL
>>154600497
Outside of your first b4b, all b4bs after should have 2 geirskoguls in them. Your second blood should be delayed until after the true thrust to fit in 2 geirskoguls. Dont use jump after 3rd combo unless you have good latency and can react fast enough
>>154600646
*hug*
>>154600694
its the lowest pop, though there's still people around and a few of us here
>>154600653
>pls dont lie to me
I'm not lying to you.
>>154600497
Work on your rotation then. It's probably dropping off because you are probably holding cds or ogds. Also remember that gierskogal usage is key. You want to use it 3 times per minute.
>>154600471
Mateus is deader than dead go with Ultros.
>>154600821
It has you. That's it. ERP alts do not count.
>>154600694
>>154600747
Found the fucking rat, boys.
>>154600234
Use Swiftcast on your first Fire 4, it'll hit him while he's still small. So something like Sharp F1 Swift F3 Enochian F4. Use your extra Sharpcast and Swiftcast usages for things like Glupgloop, Bombs Away, and Prey, so you maintain uptime while positioning for those. Use aetherial manipulation to go into purple if you can. Try to see if your group can stack up the snakes immediately for AOE.
First raging should be when he goes small before snakes. Second raging should be after second bombs away. Third raging would probably be some time after pigs. Second and third assuming you didn't skip boost.
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>>154600889
There's a couple of others here that are 60s
>>154600995
Can I have the tl;dr on the drama pls?
>>154600515
I would but I'm horrible at dealing with conflict of any sort. I also hate coming off as elitist, especially when we're making progress even with the low numbers. I'm getting a bit burnt out anyways so I might just find them a decent replacement and take a break.
>>154600653
It's from a movie, only real highlight is Jeff Bridges
>>154600747
>>154600784
I didn't ask to be invited. I only changed the name because I didn't want to see "cornelia sylvanafel" anymore. Rheia was the one that invited me when I was sitting on a bench talking to someone.
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Tripcode.
Okay boys, crippling sadness and despair incoming I can feel it, I usually empty my balls when this happens but I must not
What else
Fwha has a history of meltdowns. He recently transferred off Gilgamesh in anger because Cornelia got an a8s clear and he couldn't find a group to do it. He got his first a8s clear on Leviathan yesterday with a group who has the fight on farm, and started to post in thread to brag.
There was also someone in the /vg/ LS on gilgamesh leaking logs, it turns out Fwha namechanged and fantasia'd his alt, got an invite to the LS, and was spying on the conversation to then leak the logs in the thread saying "Gilgamesh is so great guys :^)"
>>154601053
Fwah is a sperg and responding to bait
the end
>>154600646
I felt better once I dropped ERP and [spoilet]got a gf[/spoiler]
Go get the real thing, and I mean it in a supportive way
I wish you could put down the hood on these kinds of clothes.
>>154601225
This fwhlon guy is a legit psychopath then
>>154601053
Rhiki basically tells everyone off because they didn't give him an a8s clear. They tell him to fuck off. He cries about losing all his friends.
He has an alt on gilgamesh still. Changes the name and then asks to get into the ls.
OOK GOT RELIC
OOK SHARES WITH 4CHAN
>>154601343
I only namehcanged, I fanta'd the alt a looooong time ago before I stopped playing. I didn't ask to be invited.
>>154601373
>Changes the name and then asks to get into the ls.
I didn't ask to be invited. Aria Ebenfalls asked me if I wanted an invite and I said no. Rheia invited me as I was talking to someone else I became friends with. I never asked anyone. So, I sat there and watched them shit talk me behind my back after 3 weeks of me not being here. Wow, what great people, huh?
>>154601107
Kek
I looked up the trailer and that was literally the first thing that came up. I might watch it sometime since the full movie is on youtube anyway.
>>154601232 >>154601225 >>154601373
Thank you
I'll go look up the archives then.
>>154601538
It's revving up now. Also hello
>>154601538
According to the list of most recent members, you joined just several days ago.
Which skill tree is the best for my Chocobo?
>>154601538
Stenchsaetal and his entourage are horrible people, but you're no better
>>154600958
Cool thanks a bunch, I'll keep this in mind next time I head in there.
what can a slut c@ on a trial account wear
>>154601313
I am just burdered by an intense feeling of sadness and despair at some point during the day every day, and the ERP tutorial I got felt surprisingly good
>>154601649
Healer.
>>154601771
dogrunes come back you were making discord bearable
>>154601642
Yeah, Rheia invited me as I was sitting on the bench talking to someone in the ls that doesn't get on when I'm usually on. Rheia literally invited me out of nowhere. The only thing I did was play with msyu.
>>154601683
Yeah, nah.
>>154600497
Also, your initial burst damage should be well over 2500.
would you rather raid with proci or fwha
>>154601861
fuck no that place is horrible
At least F'wah didn't cam for Cuckolin to get his A8S clear.
>>154601946
i'd rather kill myself than interact with either
>>154583564
That's one cuteboy.
>>154601985
Fuck off Taiga
>>154601946
P'roci
Can actually be fun to raid with when he's not in a depressive cycle and puts out better numbers thanks to CheatEngine.
>>154602134
thanks bby <3 u 2
>>154601457
>>154601139
What kind of brain damage do you have to have to make posts like this?
>>154601985
wtf why did you leave
>>154601946
proci ez
he'd fug my catgirl after raids
>>154602162
i got banned by the normie mod
whichever one who sucks ririten's dick idk
>>154601886
>says rheia invited him
>people in ls say they did
Typical falseflagging. Proof?? Source??
>>154602161
Velvet post
>>154602279
Rheia quite literally invited me. I asked the person I was talking to if they said anything and they didn't even talk in the ls. He invited me on his own accord.
>>154601649
I put three points in healer and the rest in attacker and just had it set up so I could switch between free mode and healer mode as needed.
>>154602391
>posts no proof
What materia for a DRK?
>>154602428
whos the ugly guy
Sera having a meltdown in Discord
Come one come all
>>154601839
I'm glad you found something anon just don't overdo it!
>>154602391
People in the ls say you sent them /tells and asked for invites.
>>154602554
Crit > Det > Skill Speed
>>154602626
mistress
>>154602554
Str > Crit > Det(if V) > SKS > Det(if IV)
Approved xiv streamers?
>>154602729
I didn't. Where is the proof? They're obviously saying this before I even said anything. They have the burden of proof on them.
>>154602791
joenever
>FATE giving out consistent blizzaria medals and is fast to spawn
>stops giving them all of a sudden
This is hell
>>154602702
Yes, I'm well aware of the seen and unseen risks of ERPing.
>>154602737
>>154602754
Well if you're going to include STR it's better to specify that it's for accessories only. You can't meld STR to anything else.
Should I be using standard or legacy type movement?
>>154602626
>discord
>people starting drama all the time
>girls with their (supposedly) real name and face pic online
>barely anyone who even plays the game
Yeah, don't remind me why I don't go there very often.
>>154602745
cam for me colin
>>154603086
I use legacy for pvp only as it makes it easier to kite, but standard for everything else
>>154603086
Legacy with face target is superior.
Chris Metzen retired.
>>154602903
>PVP THE SHIT STREAM
I should have asked good streamers not clowns
>>154603168
wrong person, try again
F'WHALONG RHIKI is INSANE
>>154602626
About what this time?
>>154603482
cum in my bootyhole andrew
>>154603489
>budspeed fucked crazy again
that poor sod...
>>154603489
So is gorilla
>>154603551
excuse me but andrew is the one that gets his bootyhole filled
>>154603163
>>people starting drama all the time
There is rarely drama, people just love to bloat things up.
>>girls with their (supposedly) real name and face pic online
Only one comes to mind, and she's barely active and her picture isn't even her full face. She's definitely not one of those girl gamers.
>>barely anyone who even plays the game
A few people are taking a break until next patch, also there isn't much to discuss right now.
You see, there is no reason to be mad like that.
so what ever happened to megu
>>154603831
not when i make da roolz
>>154603551
what the hell
>>154603831
what the fuck
>>154603881
Died in a car crash.
>>154603908
pay me $50 and let me fuck you like a good boy
can we PLEASE talk about overewatch in the other vidya channel??
why is this shit in the general
>>154602979we might even meet!
>>154604094
> $50
Your prices are too steep. You can't play this game like I can.
You have no idea what you are doing.
>>154603881
Erping on bench
>>154603881
ERPing with Unnamed Neko right now.
>>154604094
why would i pay you money to do that, idiot
>>154604198
FUCKIGN STOP
>>154604198
>abe still obsessed with vjamal
>>154604421
shut up or i will make you my wife (male) irl
If Vjera was actually a black guy, then how come Brahms fell in love?
>>154604804
Jungle fever
>>154604804
Brahms is a retard and blinded by thirst. Pretty sure he thinks the nigger stuff is just shitposting.
>>154604182I just want somebody to love with extreme voracity
>>154604198
People pay money to erp with other people? How fucked is this general
>>154604498
just try it and see what happens
>>154605039
TAHT ISN'T WHAT THAT IS ffs
>>154605039
Shirou paid Abe money for pics of Jamal's soft pink nigga feet
>>154605029Same.
>>154605127
how much did stinky pay for that a8s clear
>>154605039
>How fucked is this general
Text fucked.
>>154605298
20 futa dollars
>>154605105
oh yeah? fine i will
ill make us the happiest couple in the universe. that'll show your meme ass whats what
>>154605029
Do you like miqote...
>>154605105
I just want to fill your boyhole up like a delicious twinkie
>>154605390
2/10
>>154605105
>>154605127
>>154605390
Ive only been in this general for a week since restarting xiv and Ive seen pictures of a piss carpet and someone shitting in a box. Anything worse than that?
>>154605298
i like this meme but both of them seem to be subby sluts who want dick so how does that work
>>154605436Yes, but I don't like Aweiners
>>154605531
Post pics
>>154605498
I didn't ask for how many digits you can fit up your butt.
>>154605612
Don't bully Arwena
>>154605541
Stinkpost
>>154605436
yes
any female au ra/miqos here who like male au ra unironically
>>154605531
Unless you count all the highschool drama, not really
The piss carpet/shitbox/cutter are all the same person though, and they only arrived like 2 months ago
Even without him this place is still terrible though
>>154605658
12/10
>>154605663That's what Asemwer gets
>>154605745
>male
Hahahahaha.
Get lost, thirstlord.
>>154605127
wew lad
>>154605407
i'd love that, you know
>>154605475
STOP
>>154605612
You dont like me...?
Why...
>>154605663
That's not my name...
>>154605728
Hey that's me!!
>>154605782
but you're a male irl and you want the exact same thing as this anon whats your point shitdick
>>154605813
I can just imagine pressing down on your soft tummy and seeing the cream squirt out on both ends...
>>154605767
Oh fuck I'm out
>>154605745
Megumi Megu post
paging rhiki
>>154605867Because you don't like me, I know you don't and you pretty much told meI never really liked you anyway neither
>>154605761
I like to imagine that all the shitting and pissing isn't real. That the guy is a well-adjusted, productive member of society. Steady job, maybe a wife and kids, pretty satisfied with life.
But he's got a room off in the corner of his house that he uses to play silly pranks on the Internet. Gets an SFX makeup kit and makes it look like he cuts Internet drama into his arm. Fake poop in a box, mixes some dirt into iced tea and puts it in a Pepsi bottle. All that disgusting filth on the desks? $80 a bottle, prop dust, special-ordered right from Hollywood.
It's all just for a laugh. It's not real.I know I'm wrong, but I have to let myself believe this.
>>154605813
>i'd love that, you know
damn
how about i kiss your forehead goodnight every night and we wake up holding each other in our arms
get rekt kid
>>154605029Any kind or type of person specifically? p lonely myself
This stupid event is really irritating me now!
>>154606305
Why?
>>154605745
i like all males~
>>154605745
Yes, hello
>>154605745
Yes.
>>154605761
Is the drama just part of the erping/rping or are people actually serious about this?
Who's your favorite person in xivg?
>>154606370
fates aren't spawning and RNG
>>154606395
Liar detected
>>154606057
Um... Who are you... I don't say that often.....
tfw when you really want to RP but are too nervous to approach people and no one bothers to approach you
>>154606445
Drama is real, most of it because of erp/grown man relationships (which are also real) and then just some because people who play videogames get into arguments and drama is occasionally inevitable
>>154606482
i do... i'm not posting my character thoughfemale xaela
>>1546062231. Anybody who is feminine enough, wants to cuddle and likes males2. Anybody who is or wishes to be guided by the same light as me3. Ideally someone who is 1 and 2
>>154606730
Prove it to me. Come to my house.
There are lots of people saying they like males but they never want to meet up in-game.
>>154606661
Do you like miqote ..
>>154606138
reading that makes my heart flutter
it's too bad it won't happen
>>154606428
>>154606409
>>154606395
PST Michihiro Megu
>>154606550
I guess you couldn't help yourself.
>>154606816
yeah? where's your house? i'll milk the fuck out of your cock
I hate this website. Not just this general. 4chan in its entirety.
>>154606946
I honestly can't think of anyone I'd say that to really...
Who are you
>>154583796
5 hours late but I'm 90% sure i know who this is. Primal data center right?
>>154606661
like rp?
or erp?
>>154606830
yeah well how about us just having a fun weekend and cooking together, having a great time while laughing after which we're both dirty with flour cause we were baking a love cake
it might if i ever transfer to gilgamesh~
>>154606667
Wew lad
>>154607189
Think again. I won't tell you.
>>154606975Lavender Beds, Ward 6, Plot 45
I am going tosexuallybullyAwenaI LOVE Miqote
>>154607260
ordinary RP
>>154606449
me
runner up amber
>>154607314
Wtf... Tell me. ..
>naked female lala following me
send help
>>154607269
the way you type is familiar, who are you?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11214422
I can't decide, xivg.
>>154607368
fuck off retard
>>154606767"r u me"It seems we are both looking for the same thing but are on the same end of the problemI really wish you good luck with your search anon
>>154607487
I would like to rp myself but I don't even know what you could rp about in this game. Seems like the only thing you can do is talk about pirates or a bar fight
>>154607269
>it might if i ever transfer to gilgamesh~
Don't do this.
>>154607590______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________DAMMIT______
>>154607059
>>154607559
someone you don't know apart from a few shirou is cute posts.
>>154607487
I could suggest an FC to you if you like, toss me a message in game. {spoiler] Lohillus Pan'Umbra[/spoiler]
>>154607559
its ya boi
*sticks pasta in the microwave*
dinner will be ready soon
>>154607675
why?
Loli catgirls where?
>>154607892
Wow I really fukt that up, holy shit.
>>154607892Hey I haven't seen you post much latelyI think you're a good guy take carealso ctrl+s
>>154607839
i see. i look forward to meeting you someday
>>154607910
what's up yall, it's me, it's ya boy
shirou kuma
>>154607771
BARKE
who collared you
Meow!!
>>154608473
hey emily, can you please put on a goatskin choker
>>154608407myself
it's my favorite design
Grown men textfucking other grown men
>>154608779
Why contain it?
>>154608754
wtf thats me
>>154608754
Mari Sonette ...
>>154608850
males dont get any so they are on a crusade against fun
>>154608886
Who are you?
>>154608925
Nope.
what are some underrated/underused pld swords, xivg? nothing fuckhueg, but anything else goes
optional: shields to go with them
>>154608779
ya whaddup
>>154608948
So they're DESPERATE?
>>154609021
Momi Someil .... the fuck are you doing with this creep
>Miner Tataru
cute
>>154609092
Shiroi Amariyo
*has a meltdown*
>>154608948
Blatantly false. I'm a major proponent of fun.
>>154609079
I'm a big fan of tyrfing/svalin.
My absolute favorite combo is Leviathan's gear though.
>>154609079
carnage sword
PFFFBBRRRTTTT
>>154608779
>>154609092
Creepy
>>154609138
Spoiler:they dont post here.
If only I was in Balmung. I would have a collection.
>>154609110
Yeah. have you seen their posts? They are incredibly jealous that males simply aren't attractive.
They are like nice guys.
>If you play a female character you are OBLIGATED to erp with me otherwise you are a GROWN MAN creep
Just ignore them, really.
*kicks my poopbox across my room in frustration*
*cuts myself and posts it to a filipino tapestry symposium*
>>154609289
i always forget about leviathan (i have run ex like once) but i'm not in a curvy sword mood atm
>>154609291
i haven't used that in awhile, might do it
what's the deal with carnage sword's coloring anyway? does brass turn blue when exposed to aldgoat leather?
>>154607260
Both
>>154606818
Yes
cut my life into pieces
this is my last shit post
>>154609397
>ywn EB Emily and spend every day making cute kittens together on Balmung
>>154609875
SUFFOCATION
NO PARENTS
>>154609947
if pregnancy is seriously your fetish i feel bad for you
Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World...
https://youtu.be/hFjrbmj0CUc
>>154609974
Why
>>154609802
Even sun seekers...?
>>154609145
i want to badtouch tataru!
Are there any femroes on Balmung that can pretend to be my gf this friday? I will pay you gil.
>>154610343
what's going on this friday?
>>154610074
yes
>>154610403
Nothing. I accidentally lied to a friend and now I need to save face.
>fishnets
>metallic thigh boots and bunny top
>purple lipstick
>bunny ears
>spray tan skin
I love the smell of grown man in the morning.
>>154610483
bruh...
>tfw there will never be a fight better than brute justice
>>154610483
pfahahaha
>>154610543
Khaleesi D'thotslayer?
>>154610483
bail out completely and when he asks where you were, tell him they got kidnapped and you had to stage a raid to rescue them from ISIS which was successful but unfortunately they were put into witness protection and can't play xiv anymore
>>154610578
What?
>>154610708
Fuck off, it's not funny.
>>154610543
Same
>>154610772
That will be my back-up plan.
>>154610649
too bad onslaughter is gay as fuck and LE DARKNESS DAMAGE XD exists
Which ebin should I Web next?
What sounds better for an all night grind food
Taco Bell - cheesy core burrito
Burger King - double something bacon thing
Arby's - double stack ruben
Wendy's - Spicy Chicken sandwich
Or a Wal Mart Meat Lovers pizza with anchovies?
>>154610806
But it is funny. What did you tell your friend that would require you to need to show them an e-gf in-game?
>>154611078
cheesy core is pretty legit (now I want to go get some, but I have plenty of food at home) but I'd go with arbys
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
>>154611071
Awena Marette
>>154610806
Come on dude imagine this wasn't you for a second
It's pretty damn hilarious
>>154611078
All night grind, you're gonna want something ready and'll last a few snacks. Pizza.
>>154611078
wendys is so fucking good dude go to wendys
>>154611078
All of those choices are garbage
Go to Five Guys instead
>>154611339
shut the fuck up startos