/owg/ - Overwatch General

Is Roadhog into vore?

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hana song

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>>154404340
roadhog is better

Letting McCree to cum in my ass.

>Tfw you learn the power of Winston
So many weeb assholes, so little time

Is Hanzo a virgin?

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Post bestest of friends

>Eichenwalde Defense
>two team mates instant lock Hanzo and Widow
>we lose

boy oh boy who would have thunk it

>>154406618
No ow character is a virgin dont be delusionals please

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Fareeha's metal thong

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Why doesn't Widowmaker have more realistic proportions for a sniper?

I think Blizzard needs to put in a Team Composition tutorial, and make it mandatory.

>>154406680
Bastion, Zen, and Winston are virgins

>>154406618
Yes. He paid many whores to take his virginity but always ended up crying the whole time and talking about 'muh brother' and 'muh honor' instead.

>defend successfully
>retard picks hanzo on offense
>proceeds to whiff 5 FIVE FUCKING ULTS
>lose game

why whyyyyyyyyy dont people change the fucking hero if they see it DOESNT FUCKING WORK

>Bastion
>Torb
>Mei
Whose the most worthless?

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I HOPE THAT S76 ABUSE FIC IS SOON READY ANON

>>154406873
Torb, without a doubt.

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TheMemester#11496
I'm on a solo comp winning streak and would love to have another player to group up with me, 6 stack would be gr8.

We can chat on the discord
https://discord.gg/YtEQq

>>154406950

mmr???

>>154406793
Your a virgin lmao

give me pharah tips pls.

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>>154406620
They'll come together again. And it'll be like old times.

All of Gabe's animosity towards Morrison is the rift, why did he have to be so bitter about losing his position as commander?

Why do people like making new threads so much that they must do it before bump limit? Like, I can understand at 740, but we've seen threads at 640 get new thread please migrate to my thread but not the other one xD

>>154406793
>implying Winston doesn't give Genji the hot monkey dick every night

>>154407007
that's not true I was molested as a child

>>154407058
making a new thread is literally the crowning moment of glory in some people lives. sad, i no.

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Wrong previous thread, fucko
>>154379386

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>>154407035
The animosity will go away once Jack embraces the edge

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Why can't you buy player icon? I want bunny.

>>154406780
SOMBRA
ES
LINDA

>>154406762
This is a Widow I can get behind

>>154406950
I've played with you before. Last time, we got paired up with a 4-man stack on our team and a 6-man stack on the other
It was a brutal defeat

>>154407201
What, your thread not getting the recognition you want it to :^)

>>154407295
Not like you could squeeze past her anyway

>>154406873
Torb.

>buying loot boxes

Y/N?

>>154406894
>S76 ABUSE
Hasn't he been through enough abuse in his life

>>154407381
It's your money, my man

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Amélie Lacroix
Best OverQt

>>154406762
Why is Mei cosplaying Widow?

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>>154406620

The best overqt is the one you like most!

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>>154406996

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/TheMemester-11496

2050, still rising.

>>154407298
This is why I need a stacker /owg/ team
to kek the enemys

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>>154407214
Regardless, Ana is gonna to be the in between that makes them come together, I'm sure.

We'll see, I imagine since she is a "mother" of Overwatch, and the best friend of Gabe and Jack, she was stuck in the middle of the all the arguments and had to calm them down.

Just a guess, but seems likely.

>>154399565
>mercy
>straight
pick one

>>154407583
What is this, a meme for ants?

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>>154407478
>implying there can ever be enough abuse for Mr 76

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76abuse-anon here. It's done. I hope you all enjoy.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8003926

About the bit at the end, an anon suggested it and I just find the idea of 76 having to explain to Mercy that he was just anally raped very arousing

>>154407381
Just wait until the next event if you really want to buy some.

>>154407658
werent u the goy who got POTG as genji where u just kept deflecting bastions turret

how is one kill a POTG

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>>154406620
Friendships are best ships

>>154407716
Mercy and Pharah are friends! Mercy and Torbjorn are friends! Mercy and Roadhog are happily married!

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Hey /OWG/
Should I buy Overwatch
I have been watching a lot of Horse Noose videos
Played some TF2 in the past Wasn't very good
I wouldn't play much competitive or go for the golden weapons
I would just mostly play for fun, play with some friends.
Also repeating digits and i'll buy the game and heal slut all night

>be 3000+
>every game is almost entirely Diamond or Master
>playing with sub 2500 friend
>everyone is still at least Platinum or Diamond
>the absolute state of the quality though
Jesus I was legitimately getting angry and some of our fucking teammates, such as a Reinhardt on KOTH who did nothing but charge in and feed a D.va her ult
Solo Queue is actually easier for me

>>154407735
I was just to lazy to find a bigger picture senpai. You're welcome to do it though

>>154406894
Here you go fampai >>154407781

>>154407831
Yeah it's a pretty good game.

I'll play with you if you buy it.

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>>154406762
please delete this

>>154407658
I'm open to being in a stack if everyone else is good and I can get away with not having a mic

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Oh boy

>>154407583
Need more jojo poses.

why is widowmaker blue

>>154407831
>Should I buy Overwatch
Do you like team based shooters with a flavor of Moba? This might be the game for you! And don't worry, TF2 and Overwatch don't really play similarly.

>Healslut
Don't make an enemy out of me. I will discord orb your shit every time I see you, and our Healslut, who I hate but can't kill will buff beam the nearest DPS to kill you instantly

>>154407949
>can't handle a full figured woman

pathetic

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>>154407225
blizzard wants you to be a good goyim and buy boxes

i just use cycling

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>>154407518

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>>154407781
Here we go...

Can someone objectively prove how completely removing McCree from the game wouldn't drastically improve character balance. I have never seen such a fucking mess of of a character in my life.

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>>154407337
Even better

>>154407949
Have some more

Why does Hanzo have to be a meme character? Before I bought the game, I was thinking "Aww, sweet, a bow and arrow character" since those are always my favorites in a lot of games, but I never even played as him out of fear of getting memed on.

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>>154407814
>Mercy and Roadhog are happily married!
Are you a crazy person?

>>154407987
Affe has the right idea. You need Reapers, Meis, and Hogs. That bastion isn't too bad of a choice either

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>tfw you're finally good with daddy McCree

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What is the best song to listen to while playing your favorite hero?
Reinhardt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ

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>>154408141
I hope it's worth it, dear anon

>>154408097
>american

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>>154407781
I'm not gay but I have to read this
it has been hyped up for too long

>>154408223
zenyatta is pretty good too

>>154408301
>I'm not gay but
Anon...

>>154408232
McCree:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

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>>154407781
>find the idea of 76 having to explain to Mercy
>Mercy

Ya fucked up, let's see if the beginning makes up for the shitty ending.

>>154407848
If only i could climb up to that level, i can feel me getting to diamond will be based on luck on my teammates, i by no means consider myself the better player but man it´s annoying

>"Junkrat please stay on my line of sight if you stay inside that room only way i can go to heal you is if i run there leaving the whole team behind"
>"X please stay behind the choke defending, don´t try to spawn camp the- oh you got picked off"
>"Guys the big rectangle is your friend, stand behind it and push with me"

Yesterday i had a Zarya who called out the enemy Roadhog on using an aimbot for his hook. The ELO hell is real

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>>154408223
We won.
They eventually switched to this before getting objective A

>>154408475
I was placed at 2990 and won my first game, thank fuck for that

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>>154407035
>why did he have to be so bitter about losing his position as commander?
Anon if I literally won a war and got everyone out alive and lost the position afterwards to my white best friend just because he was 'more propaganda friendlier looking' than me while I got the short end of the stick covering Overwatch's dirtier jobs, then left to die while they saved him instead, i'd lose all of my cool too. Think more about it.

>>154407702
>implying she isn't the reason they hate each other in the first place

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>>154408368
but I don't find it attractive
I don't know why I like looking at abused s76, it's just funny and i'm going along with the crowd
I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it or anything

Is Mei/Roadhog the new meta? I see both in every team.

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By the time Sombra comes out, all hype will be gone
Sure people will be excited but it's more of a frustrated "finally."
Like when your pizza is late

>>154408541
2240 and managed to get to 2600, currently sitting at almost 2500.

>>154408232
I listen to this while reaping:

https://youtu.be/mifnMC_Kn1Q

At what point do you think quitting is the best option? How many losses in a row do you take before you decide "this is enough, I'm taking a break"?

Even if I take breaks, I keep losing and I don't think I've won a game since 2 days ago.

>>154408568
>I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it or anything

>I don't think I'm going to
>I'm not planning on it, but you never know
How are you even leaving the door open to the possibility of it happening.

>>154408232

>tank
>patton

make it a tiger or something and its perfect

Wolf Genji skin when? Only a Shimada can control the puppers.

What actually determines the play of the game?

Why does Reinhardt feel so weak? Everyone hypes him up as strong as fuck but I can't play him and I kill him all the time as fucking Zen.

>>154408774
Leopard 2 might be more appropriate.

>Level 50
>Open Loot Chest
>Expecting some lame Lucio sprays or Zenyatta voice lines
>Captain Amari
>Yeti Hunter Mei
>Tracer spray

Things went better than expected.

>>154408823
most people are too stupid to co-ordinate and multi-angle rein to get him to pivot around and take direct damage.

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>>154407781
>Reyes silences him with a kiss.

>>154408784
usually kills in quick succession
at the moment mercy above all else if 2+ rez
something something ult shutdown very rarely if nobody did anything interesting
and if everybody just played so averagely nothing happened you get the ol "lifesaver" which are just snooze fests of someone pressing a button at someone about to press their buttons

>Placed in 3000s
>Too scared to play any more comp because don't want to fall out of 3000

Anyone else know this feel?

>>154408593
Late, AND it arrives a little colder than what it should be

>>154409018
You cant drop Diamond rank, you can go lower in numbers, but everyone will see you as a Diamond even if you lost 2000 points

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>>154408750
It's always a good idea to try something before you dismiss it

>>154409018
literally why

you only get points from your season high, you don't lose your fancy diamond badge and it doesn't fucking matter what your end result is unless it's your current best

>>154408823

Zenyatta is broken and can kill anyone in the game right now.

Reinhardt needs to be aggressive, but everyone plays him hyper-defensive. His goal is to get in there and fuck your day up, and his barrier shield is meant to give him the breathing room to do that, and to get your team past choke points, etc.

He's also the most lethal character in the game with an Ana ultimate on him.

He's basically a better Winston in every possible way.

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>>154408206
Straight from the hornses ass

>>154408276
Two time world war champs, ya filthy commie

>>154408348
It should honestly be Reaperx2, Mei, Hog/bastion, Zenyatta, Mercy. This way you get the orb and buff beam, then bigger health around them.

>>154409050
Late, cold and not what you ordered

>>154409234
And the delivery boy asks for a tip

>>154408546
There has to be more to it than that if Ana took Morrison's side on the issues between them.

>>154408558
>he still thinks there is love triangle shit
There's more chance of Reyes fucking Morrison (which is low as it is) than that. Not only is it not in character, its very clear the problems were between Reyes and Morrison not with Ana included only because Reyes mindset is "either with me or against me" there is no in between. Reyes pulled the same thing with McCree as well.

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>>154408276
>He thinks the French doesn't have an obesity epidemic

>>154408190
There are just a bunch of bad players playing as him, which is part of the reason he gets a bad rap. Hanzo is still quite powerful in the right hands, but requires practice to be really good at. On a side note, Genji is basically the same in that regard.

>>154409383
What country doesnt at this point

>>154409383
>He thinks obesity is a disease

>>154409452
The third world ones

how do i use genjin ult properly?rush in and use em?

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feel free to h8/b8

don't anticip8 appreci8tion

>>154409119
>you only get points from your season high

What do you mean?

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>>154409341
do you not see the love for justice
76 is totally her daddy

>>154409532
I actually think alot of developing countries have obesity problems with access to fast food becoming so easy/cheap

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>>154409452
Zimbabwe

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>rank 2800
>playing support
>team still doesnt know how to take out a torbjorn turret
>don't even cap first point

>>154409607
In high skill comp i agree, but anything goes on lower levels

Is there a preset for the best performance possible?

Anyone hit top 500 yet? I'm rank 3850 but I still don't have the fancy insignia or anything :(

>>154409657
The end-of-season reward is determined by the highest rank you had, not your current rank

>>154409798
I see

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>lose 3-2
>lose 32 sr
>win 3-0
>gain 19 sr
I don't know why I play this shitty fucking game.

>>154409736
The day Ana can sleep Torb turrets it will be the day i get to Diamond

>>154409736
I really fucking hate those things. I try to cornerpeek with Pharah on the ground, but the attrition from the turret and other people around me makes that shit really hard.

>>154409871
Could always flashbang them

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>tfw I thought it would be a good idea to play solo queue placement matches as tanks

fml place your bets boys

everyone in ps4 is using mouse and kb to play the game
fuck these cheaters
do i buy the pc version now or what
im so fcking pissed

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>>154407781
>it's here

MY DRAGON IS READY

>>154409115
>tfw no qt "straight" bf to turn into a qt crossdressing femboy

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Oh shit, what could possibly be inside?

>>154410082
2500, what tanks did you play?

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>>154408232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJplarTd_o&list=PL-6RfAbfhsmUUxo3vlGJw9mUCuqVGVIZP&index=1
Just waiting for the day they finally give Junkrat a Greaser skin or something similar.

>>154410087
Only reason to buy OW in console is because you have a shitty PC that cannot handle it even at lowest settings.

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Freshest combo coming through

Genji buffs when?

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>>154409663
Anon... how many times has this been posted already?

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>>154410128
Should I use Jester or Scarecrow?

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>>154407781
This will probably be literally the only thing I can get off from for weeks

Please anon write more

Always check your fruit guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU

>>154410154
>robotic arm

just ruins it for me.

>>154409736
Zenyatta is the best turret killer.

>>154410197
free weekend bruh, im contemplating but since i cant bring over my ps4 acc to my pc ones i dont see a point in it anymore

>>154410128
That gold skin you hate, and got last week. It was your only gold loot that time and you got so excited for nothing.

Guess what's coming out to say hi!

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>>154409203
>two
>they fought one

i assume this is bait but who knows, you may actually be the stereotypical retarded american and i'm missing a golden opportunity here

guess i'll never know
there (you) go

>>154410279
You do realize that only confirms that they aren't saying anything right now, right? Not that it's confirmed as not being true.

I feel like such a detriment to my team playing 76.

>>154410534
On console he's the best DPS

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>>154410307
Eh, not really a fan of either. You're probably better off with Toasted, Rust, or Jailbird. But that's just my opinion. Pick which ever you feel like wearing at the moment and switch to the other when the one you wear for a while gets stale.

>>154410372
zen is the best anyone killer

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Quality blizz matchmaking

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>>154407781
anon

MORE

>>154410534
He's better than McCree if your aim isn't on point for at least 80% of the time.

>>154408546
Hmm, is Genji one of those (evil) anime characters that are always squinting? This opens new headcanon for me...

>play genji
>on point
>ult
>literally no one on my team pushes up while I'm on point
>die
>"wow terrible job Genji"
>mfw
>mfw I have no face

>>154410082
>30 fps
maybe you suck?

LA LOLI

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>>154406620

>>154410483
How is that not confirming he isn't the dad? They pretty much made it clear he isn't the baby daddy at their Ana panel at comic con too. The father is someone who really isn't significant to the story. A large majority of the lore revolves around 76, he isn't insignificant in the least.

>>154410748
>waaa it's never my fault

shut the fuck up

>>154410820
>How is that not confirming he isn't the dad?
Because they didn't say he wasn't the dad, it's pretty simple. There's a good chance they just didn't want to reveal who the dad is through a fucking facebook post.

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I only started playing recently.

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>>154410718
Genji is a cutely smug :3 type anime character, not an evil anime character

Why do my teammates never fucking understand what objectives are?

>>154410858
>trying to push objective
>upset when team won't push up as well
>"S-SHUT UP FAGGOT"
Please kill yourself senpai

>1 meter before reaching the end for payload
>enemy team suddenly so pro and managed to defend the whole duration
>lost

what is this shit man

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>KOTH Starts
>Teammate picks Widow
>Someone asks him to switch
>Tells him to fuck off
>Someone on opposing team leaves
>Game will end in 10 seconds

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>>154410795
good ol friendly giant

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>>154407781
That was amazing, anon. Thank you so much.

>>154410748
Did you say to push the objective? Sometimes it's not clear if the Genji is just suicidal, or actually doing something.

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>>154410279
>>154410483

if anything else it proves that they all have already decided that he's the daddy but are just waiting on maury to confirm before making it official

just like all the "dead" characters

>>154410973
Maybe it's to do with the fact you're right outside their spawn?

>11 loot boxes
>still no genji related stuff

deadgame

>>154410748
Use the group up command
Nobody listens when supports do it but for some reason people always listen to me when I use it as some random DPS character

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>>154410917
I think the young Genji IS evil, at least a little bit. He mellows out only after cyborgization.

>>154410718
>>154411149
He's just laughing with his eyes closed in that pic man, don't look too much into it.

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>>154411091
M A D A
A
D
A

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If Reinhardt never retired, Overwatch would have probably never fallen apart.

>tfw you get robbed out of 76's Cute spray by Reaper and his fucking braindead Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free button

>>154411149
Young Genji wasn't evil. He spent all his time fucking around. He didn't have time for evil.

how do I git gud with cummaker?

>>154411278
his cute spray sucks anyway and is super easy to get. i got it my first day with the game

>>154411149
How? He didn't want to be part of a criminal empire. That is the opposite of evil. Hanzo, please.

>>154411149
not at all; he didn't really want to get into the ninja-assassin-clan thing, and he ate shit because of it

>>154411367
You press H at spawn and select a better hero.

Is there anything worse than a Widowmaker main?

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>>154407781
Anon that was absolutely amazing

Please do more, this fic is gonna get me off for weeks

>>154410472
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Forces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_in_World_War_I

http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/world-war-one/americas-military-power-in-world-war-one/

http://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/1998/fall/military-service-in-world-war-one.html

They fought, they were on the winning side. Unless you're trying to outmeme my memes, in which case, good job!

is this game worth 60$ on pc?

i'm fucking canadian so it's expensiv as fuck

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>>154411276
>that pic
Kanai much?

>>154411480
a genji main

>>154411524
I almost have 300 hours and im nowhere near tired of it at all

>>154407781
that was... quite hot

fuck I did not know I was into these kinds ofs things

I'll just go read it again.. and get off again... and again...

>>154408224
>tfw you were a god with daddy McCree, but after a 1 week break from the game you can't hit a reinhardt shield to save your life

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>>154409341
Reyes does have a line with Ana saying "I shouldnt be surprised you took his side". It sounds like Reyes was aware that Ana was a lot more than Jacks second in command. Plus Jack gets personal with her in the interaction with her about her death. Saying "Ana we all thought you were dead, why didn't you tell me?"

>>154411524
Why is it so expensive, god damn it canada

yes this game is worth it

Anyone above 3000 SR want to group up, I'm around ~3100 and can play any hero effectively, but main Zarya

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So I've never really seen Pharah too much in high level comp play on Twitch and such with the pros, but after playing about a week of 3k comp, I see Pharah in about 80% of the games I play - either on my own team or other team.

Its so weird because you see her like 10% of the time in quick play, but as soon as I hit comp shes all over the place.

Is she really good in comp? I used to love playing her, but switched to the hog and mercy recently.

>>154411413
Super easy to get against retards. It's hard to get against anyone decent.

>Faze went Bastion

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>>154411431
>>154411453
I think Genji's problem with the yakuza wasn't that it was a criminal empire, but instead that he didn't have any desire to be in charge. He just wanted to chillax, like a playboy.

But tradition dictated that he had to become the leader, no matter what, which made Hanzo kill him.

>>154411524
It's $50 until september 15

>>154411648
Good Lord. A total disgrace it would be to fight over philosophies. Let's go with love triangle I can't control my dick instead.

McCree nerf when?
I'm so tired of every game every comp being based around McCree's range and damage.

>>154407781
And here I thought I was straight

>>154411673
we are sitting on our dicks the whole day until our dollar starts to drop. its ridiculous but fuck man

this stale ass game needs more maps

>>154411413
It's the principal of the thing man, I fucking had it then this piece shit just pushes his LOLINVINCIBLE button and it's gone.

>>154411712
If the other team doesn't have hitscan, she's top goddess

>>154411815
t. Shitter killed by mc-cream

>no healers
>widowmaker spends entire round telling us to switch to a healer

>>154411770
I mean if you consider wanting to have sex with women evil then you are one virgin loser.

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>>154411367
Learn and grind flickshots. Switch to McCree after realizing that he can shit out more damage for free without having a fucking charge animation handicap. Still pissed about the June 14th nerf.

>>154408568
>big bad wolf reaper with moving ears
Halloween costume hopefully

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>>154407781
Him smiling at the end all hopeful sort of ruins the whole point of everything before meaning to leave him mindbroken, but still fucking great nonetheless. Please more. I'd suggest not using 'fag' though, not saying this in the SJW way I just think its tacky.

>>154411925
report for throwing games

How do you beat a team that has 3 soldier 76s

>>154411815
McCree is one of the messiest character designs I've seen gameplay wise in a long time. Great range, absolutely stupid damage, and close range probably has the most brainless instant kill combo on 90% of the cast. He literally has no weakness, the only way to kill a good McCree is out McCreeing him or completely catching him unaware. Genji is another mess.

>>154408940
Can some draw anon make a 76 version of the sweating man?

>>154411789
I don't think it was the main thing but it did certainly contribute to the bad blood between the two.

>>154411712
shes not really good but people like playing her
shes like high elo hanzo

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>>154411940
I mean "evil" as in cruel, callous, possibly a sadist. I'm not sure what you are implying here?

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I fucking hate snipers

So is 3x3 replaced by 3x2x1?

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>block an average of 35-40k damage a competitive match as reinhardt
>team does nothing

Getting real tired of this meme.

>Widowmaker's Grapple Hook decreased from 12 seconds to 8
>Venom Mine's cooldown decreased from 15 to 8 and now slows enemies. Can now 2 mines out at a time

Is Widowmaker viable now?

>>154412084
3 McCrees

>>154412119
Mccree is the most balanced character alongside Winston right now. Look at the pro match use of him, he is used to good effect often but not in every map or game mode. The problem is that soldier is absolute dogshit.

>>154412119
>He literally has no weakness
He's slow and has no mobility aside from moving slightly to a direction.

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>>154409706
too soon
>tfw you'll never be able to visit Rhodesia

How do i git gud at aiming

I've been playing mcree for hours and i don't feel like i'm any better at landing consistent headshots

I just want to carry myself out of platinum and i'm conviced mcree is the only character capable of doing that

>>154412232
Make her not being affected by her own mine and you got me

>>154412230
>reinhardt just sits there and takes damage instead of saving shield for pushes or blocking ults
>he never throws an E
>he barely ults
>he wont switch off of rein even though more than half the maps are better off without him

getting real tired of this meme

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>>154407781
Good lord I'm not even into this kind of stuff pff who am I trying to fool here this became my fetish after the abusive spam but damn anon, you should really write more

>>154412350
>How do i git gud at aiming

Put your sight over your target and click the mouse.

>>154410904
Did you read the rest of what I said? They already said they might not even reveal the father unless its convenient to do so. It's not important enough to the story for time to even be spent on it, they said this in the panel. And phara knows who her father is too on top of it.

It's not going to be some big reveal, unless they decide to change their minds completely. Revealing 76 to be the dad would not be a small reveal. He's a major character.

>>154412350
Lower your sensitivity

>>154412354
>shes affected by her own mine

nigger what? What the fuck is this bullshit? Fucking why?

>>154410795
Reinhardt and Toblerone have top tier bantz. Too bad most of it can't be heard because no one plays Toblerone

>>154412350
High dpi
Low in game sens (5 or below)

>>154412350
Zarya is the only thing that can carry in this meta. She's the highest impact hero, bar none. Solo queue from my placement of 2800 to 3200 as Zarya

>>154412084
>How do you beat a team that has three people with 200 hp for less?

Winston

>>154412427
>Did you read the rest of what I said?
Yes, it's pretty irrelevant to the simple fact that I presented. I'm personally not that well versed in that, I was just saying that that facebook post doesn't confirm shit.

>It's not going to be some big reveal
Completely baseless.

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>>154411079
>if anything else it proves that they all have already decided that he's the daddy

Literally what. This is delusion on another scale. You mother fuckers are setting yourself up for disappointment, they may not even say who her father is because he's that unimportant to the story, they've said this.

>>154412492
I know, it´s fucking retarded. If you are close enough when it goes off you get fucking damaged.

>>154412582
>winston
>surviving long enough with 3 soldiers shooting at him to even do any damage

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>>154411149
Hanzo pls go and stay go. Genji is best Shimada.

>>154412670
3 Winstons

>>154412603
>I'm personally not that well versed in that
That being the other lore like comics and such, I hope that was clear.

Will they ever stop nerfing Mccree?

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>level 19
>solo-queue
>game keeps putting me with 3, 4, 5 star players in five-man groups
>lose every match

>>154411530
Or Leoric. Blizzard loves self-references

How come every play of the game is mercy doing basically nothing now?

>>154412708
>one or two of them switch to reaper
>game is now 6v3 in their favor

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HELP

>>154412310
>>154412318
McCree is not balanced, he has exceedingly high damage at every range that isn't long. And given the map structure, fast walk speed isn't a flaw when there are dozens of cramped spaces and getting near him at all in a skillfull Flashbang+FtH for the most brainless character deletion in the game, not to mention the presence of Lucio in every game completely invalidates that "flaw". McCree is the same as prenerf Widowmaker in that the only thing that actually "counters" McCree is a better McCree. All the while making two other Attackers completely irrelevant.

Granted, I will admit it takes a bit of practice to stand landing shots consistently, but once you achieve even semi decent aim McCree is ridiculous.

>>154407146
nice

>>154412826
Then you swap off of Winston

>>154412834
>How Not to Take a Screenshot: The Post

>>154412603
That Jewish looking metal jaw guy is Pharah's father. It would be the type of shit Blizzard like to pull.

>>154412803
The "flame" points of rez before season 2 were 50, now they are 100, so basically a 2 man rez is worth 4 on the old patch.

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>>154412550
>killing the other team so bad with zarya they can't even leave the spawn

I'm so glad people don't ever pick her besides me. Those high energy kills are down right retarded.

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>>154411940
>women
Anon, pls...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9csWQ_076A

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>>154412834
lmao that crop

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>Be Reinhardt
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
>OOOH TURN IT UP

>>154412858
But mccree is not used in every map of r every mode at pro level. There are like 6 heroes that have more use than him the last time I checked. The problem is with soldier being a joke of a hero.

>>154413013
>Crop shit out
>Add 1 MB
Nice job.

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>>154412834
>that crop

>>154412518

Some mice work better with low dpi.

>>154412953
He's probably bi

>>154413042
>running to their Rein
>See him rising his hammer
>Shield instantly
>Block his ultimate and proceed to kill him and his team

I love doing that.

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>have a Tracer and a Genji
>they don't go for the Mercy
>anytime we win a battle they get rezzed
>next round one of them goes Hanzo to add to insult

Can we please nerf mei? She freezes people way too fast

Retoasing because I didn't notice the old thread was ded
>Want to play comp to get D.Va 62/62 unlocks
>I have 4 friends that play this
>None of them care about comp
>One of them bought this game despite hating PVP so he just plays bots all the time because he's a sore loser
Wat do lads

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>>154407781
Good fucking lord did you deliver. If Reaper knows Dr Mengele's phone why hasn't he killed her yet though?

>>154413089
youre not addressing the argument
"but he could be even more broken" is not contradicting him being busted as he is already

>>154413161
Somebody did a study of how low dpi makes you skip pixels depending on your resolution

>>154413089
Not just Soldier, he completely invalidates Pharah's existence as well.

>>154413208
I fucking hate Reinhardts and Winstons if my ult is up as Reinhardt. I forced myself to pay the utmost attention to make sure their shield is destroyed or that they're doing something else.

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>>154408419
>>154408301
>>154408940
>>154410104
>>154410354
>>154410685
>>154411053
>>154411501
>>154411629
>>154411825
>>154412384


76 abuse anon here again. Thanks for all the comments, it's nice to know that strangers on a Balinese basket weaving site appreciate something I did.

>>154412017
I don't like the ending that much tbqh, I had to rush to get the fic done on time and I couldn't think of anything better. Should I change it or is there no point now?

Also to everyone asking for more, I would happily write more but I have no idea what exactly to write. Any ideas?

>>154411648
> It sounds like Reyes was aware that Ana was a lot more than Jacks second in command.

That's not what "I shouldn't be surprised you took his side" implies. You're just assuming that because of what you want anon. It could mean a multitude since we don't really know the story but the likely explanation is that Morrison was the good guy "boy scout" and everyone took his side. Maybe he hoped, since Ana was also his friend, she would be the exception.

>Plus Jack gets personal with her in the interaction with her about her death.

"We all thought you were dead" is the normal reaction to thinking your friend you couldn't save was dead.

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>>154413284
Can we please nerf Bastion? He kills people way too fast.

>>154413237
"I got gold damage stfu"

Of course you have gold damage if you fucking keep poking their tanks that keep getting healed you fucking retards.

>>154413350
I mean if he is broken then 1/3 of the heroes are broken. Why are you attacking just mccree? Soldier needs a buff that's all.

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>>154413284
I just want her ult size slightly reduced, the size of an entire objective is a bit much, especially since Lucio can't speed boost people out as quickly.

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>>154413315
I guess maybe to fuck with her, I don't even know man. I seriously rushed the ending and I'm contemplating changing it. But thanks, glad you enjoyed.

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>>154413042
>hear this no less than three times in one match
>it's from some brand new level 6
>Every time she nanaboosts me I am either about to die or coming out of the spawn right after dying
ZERO
SITUATIONAL
AWARENESS

>>154413381
As long as he gets abused and fucked over I don't myself even care how the scene starts

>>154413489
Because not many other characters completely invalidate two other characters in their class like McCree does. Please tell me an actual flaw McCree has that has any impact on the game. Walk speed is not a flaw, look at fucking Zarya.

>>154413354
Good. Dumb pharahniggers for whatever reason ignore the fact that she is nearly impossible to hit with projectiles and bitch, moan, and shit their diapers every time a hitscan hero is buffed.

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>travelling to Kekenwalde
>get put in attacking team every. fucking. time.
And I dared to think Volskaya is bad

>>154412603
>Completely baseless.

They said in the fucking panel that Phara's father is overall not important to the story and when it's convenient to come up it will. This was said in the damn panel anon.

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>>154413381
Let him develop a fetish for it just like 'straight' anons here did

>>154413353

It depends on the mouse.

My G400 was best at 400 dpi, my ZA 11 is terrible at 400, but fine at 1600.

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I wanna build a Chronal Accelerator!

>>154413738
He is too slow to work KotH. Look at any pro match in KotH while they still use zarya. Very rarely they will use a mccree. Soldier is just a bad by himself and Pharah is countered by half of the cast not just mccree.

>>154413671
How would you like him abused though? I feel like I've exhausted most of ways you can sexually abuse someone well there are some more things but they're all gross fetishes none of you probably share with me

>>154413381
Any place can start the scene, think of bad porn movies

You only need to think of where and how they meet and the rest is obvious, it does not even have to make sense really

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What's a good mouse for gaming

I was just using a generic logitech one but it broke today, thinking of getting one with actual dpi settings so I can git gud

All I know about gaming shit is that razer and steel series blows ass

>>154413489
assuming that raw dueling ability and damage output is the only thing that affects usage rates yeah
but it isnt and thats fucking retarded
his statement wasnt "people use mccree too much so hes op" it was "mccrees abilities as a character cover too many bases so hes too safe of a pick in too many situations vs too many characters", something usage rates are completely parallel to

>>154413883
>filename isn't burnt casserole.jpg
I'm disappointed in you.

>>154413770
Okay? That is a different statement than what I said was baseless, and if you're implying that's what you based your statement on, then you're fucking stupid. Even if it's not important, and if it's not yet convenient right now, they could still make a big reveal out of it.
Also, I thought they only said it wasn't relevant to the story right now, not that it wasn't overall important to the story. But I'm not going to argue that.

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>>154413973
SHE'S A DAMN FINE COOK.

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>>154413921
I'm not really into gross fetishes but I found out I'm a sadomasochist so mostly beating each others and forcing to do things they did not know they liked turn me on the most

>>154413937
dpi settings are irrelevant, you should never switch off of 800 anyway

just look for mice with perfect sensors and pick one, even razer and steelseries have a few with perfect sensors

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>>154413042
[[WARIHUM QUWITAK]]

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>lost connection
>on training range

I must be dead.
This may be hell.

>>154413945
>too many situations
Objectively false at pro level

>>154413937

http://www.logicalincrements.com/peripherals/mouse.html

Perfect sensor is the absolute minimum acceptable standard.

>>154413591
You shouldn't rush art to meet some arbitrary deadline. Next time right it till you feel you got it 'just right'. Also, if you feel you should rewrite the ending - do it. It's your fic after all.

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Cutest and best pairing

>>154413381
Just think of places and situations, then this >>154413821
Let it become a forbidden desire for s76

You think they'll ever insert 3CP? And if they did, would they do it in a way that doesn't obviously benefit one side?(of course not)

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>>154408232
>get Mariachi/El Blanco Reaper
>start up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
>celebrate Cinco Da Mayo with every shot

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Would you an omnic?

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>>154414121
Anon, are you me? That's exactly my fetish.
>tfw impossible to find a likeminded partner in this shithole country

>>154414270
>>154413821
Good idea, thanks!

>>154414180
But I promised it would be done within 24 hours, and it was. Anyway thanks man

Holy shit zarya is fucking trash

>>154413745
>can't hit Pharah while floating in the air with projectiles

Holy fuck man get better aim. Pharah has the flight speed of a walrus in the air.

>>154414550

Nice b8.