QTmaker edition!
>>154285971
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703
>Official Website and Forums
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Backstory Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>Wiki
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Competitive /owg/ Discord
https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX
>The 29 Percent Club
http://amomentincrime.com/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet and Oversheet (Outdated)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DXPfisMr4PO93itW9rDez5BK9PlK3iwbPBHALyLmKco/edit?usp=sharing
First for mother knows best
First for fuck solo queue
I'm cursed to get king's row every game I queue
Do they ban you ever for language? I called the other team a bunch of gay fags because their Ana made me sleep through the whole match
>>154330181
Jamison Fawkes!
Hey guys, drew this as a request in the drawthread.
stay in the old thread until it falls off
otherwise you're part of the problem, and just as bad as whoever makes these early
Post team kills
This game is going to be the fucking death of me. The amount of fucking retards that don't listen and straight up incompetent is fucking absurd. I don't know what the fuck more I can do.
>Decide to play Overwatch on PS4 to see how bad it is
>Plays ok enough, plays about as good as a console shooter can
>Decide to pick Zenyatta
>Fucking CLEAN HOUSE
>Duo the entire team with a DVA and rest Hanzo/Torj/Widow on Defense
>All golds
>Play 4 more matches
>4 more times this happens
If you need to feel better about yourself pick Zarya/Zen and play some console QP
Does he need to be nerfed?
How to get better at tracing Zarya's beam of death
I dunno why but I cant fucking get the hang of keeping it on smaller hitboxes
I'm at work, post lewd Pharmercies
>>154330421
Yeah they lock your account if you get 3 offenses.
I'm currently on a 3 week ban because I called a symettra that was killing me over and over a dirty nigger cunt who should go back to india and drown himself in the ganges.
>>154330428
>Sit down (or kneel rather) at the diner table as Soldier 76
>McCree sits across from me soon after
>"I'm not good, not bad, but I sure as hell ain't ugly"
>"You want a medal?"
>>154330359
Reinhardt please stop charging immediately out of line of sight/off cliffs/uselessly stunning yourself against a wall for a pick every time I ult you.
You already move 30% faster, just move into their crowd swinging, you hit everybody in an arc for ~112.5 damage a swing. You will do far more damage NOT using your Lshift.
Reminder to thank your healer,hug her, kiss her cheek, or simply call her pretty, she deserves it.
I LIKE ZARYAS HAIR OKit grew on me
>>154330537
Spam right click instead, that's what I do.
But I also suck ass, so maybe don't do that.
>>154330517
No.
At first I thought yet, but then I realized people just aren't playing Pharah enough, or aren't running balanced team comps.
>Play solo q
>Ilios
>Get grouped with another solo q and a premade with 2 Masters
>They carry us the fuck out
>Win (obviously)
>Gain three (3) MMR points
>I only had gold in Obj. Time
>>154330613
>I called a symettra that was killing me over and over a dirty nigger cunt
That's why you got banned, because you said nigger. That is the biggest red flag for ban. Use any other word and you'll be okay.
>>154330537
lower sensitivity
hold your mouse firmly for smoother tracking
refrain from jump spamming
If you're reading this, I love you Mercy
Post Character themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7f-UZNeug
>>154331090
I love you too :3
>>154330825
Same to be honest. She's nothing like a tumblrina and her racist hatred of omniggers is cute.
>never used my gold to buy anything ever
>save till I have 4k
>spend it all to buy almost everything of a hero I never use that I already have most unlocks on, just for the trophy
>>154330537
Lower your mouse sensitivity, turn off acceleration etc.
There really is no alternative but to practice. Go for center mass - there's no need to get right up in their face, beam range is about 15m so keep them at a distance where you can see all of their hitbox.
>>154331207
How do you turn off acceleration
>>154330517
No! The only thing that's OP about him is how cute he is! Just look at that smile, anon!
>>154331154
Please marry me.
Is our girl good yet?
Or is she still dumpster tier?I bought a Pharah print at a convention recently so I hope she is
>>154331181
>I do not like these omnics, and I do not like this place!
Truly the best quote.
>tfw i was a dva/mercy waifu mainer but it turns out roadhog is really fun
>>154330886
I usually play quite a bit of Junkrat and often try to aim my bombs towards enemies by predicting where they're going. When I tried out Pharah I found it was quite easier to hit people since I already knew how to lead my projectiles and since they were faster it made things easier.
I usually still don't play too much Pharah since I'm always paranoid when up in the air that someone on the enemy team may switch to a character to counter me like hanzo, soldier 76, widowmaker, McCree, Roadhog, etc.
>>154331316
The purest
>>154331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
The real reason why there's so many instant DPS-lockers
>Your tank is an idiot, charges and never paces himself
>Your team loses
>Your support is trying to follow your team's flanking reaper and just dies
>Your team loses
>You're playing tank or support roles so your team does well and your instant DPS-lockers is terrible at DPS
>Your team loses
Of course, the same all goes for the other team.
However:
>You have instant DPS-lockers on both sides
>You also go DPS
>You now can actually carry your team
>>154331720
THIS
>Be rein on route 66 defense
>"Defend with me on gas station roof guys"
>Stands in front of billboard
>On top of hill next to overpass
>Enemy pushes and comes at them
>They all scatter back down the road like cockroaches and wonder why their genius tactic isnt working
Solo rein is suffering when you want to setup a wall and your team just wants to run off on their own
>>154330494
Zenyatta and Hog are my main winning heroes on ps4 comp. Zen if we need some meta stacking and tryharding, hog if I see my team is shit and I need to solocarry.
Still on consoles hooks feel retarded even after fix. Yesterday I connected 41 hook on koth and oneshotted maybe 5 of them
Zen though is a beast
What the fucks up with 6stacks in qp though
>>154331927
>implying setting up on the gas station roof is ever a good ideaSeriously? why would you ever?
>You will never make a complete map with the minimum time
>tfw played mostly mercy/lucio/tracer
>start practicing McCree and Zarya in preparation for placements now
Why didn't anyone tell me zarya was this fun?
>>154331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyfJlcrN09w&list=PLURBlBqSzVmH8ZxBwnIiQgTDi7hbcA89k&index=28
>>154330181
Goddamn Widowmaker is gorgeous.
>dem curves
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Daddy likey
>>154332087
You never asked, my man.
>trash talk for fun
>enemy team trash talks and teabags after every kill
>meme comp
>enemy goes double winston to combat our genji comp
>still win
Tryhards in quickplay baka
>>154330983
Is it just text chat or can you get banned cause of voice chat too?
i always pick last in hope that i can actually carry my team by playing whatever hero is left exceedingly good
>>154332130
>not Decade Dance
>>154331450
She's god tieron console
Shared toward the end of the last thread. Just looking to see if anyone thinks my content is any good and if I should keep doing this at the rate I have been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUbnlCPBhFI
>>154332207
I've come to realize that when I play Zarya my worst enemy is always enemy Zarya.
I'm literally unable to stop spamming bombs and giving her a free charge and when she ults I automatically ult too, even when I know it's horrible idea and waste of good ult.
>>154332412
ur a cuck
>>154330483
https://a.pomf.cat/zlobtc.mp4
>>154332297
I'm not sure about voice, I don't know if there's a way for them to check voice logs, but text for sure cause they can pull up the text log.
>>154331389
>>154330181
>that qt smug face
>that figure
>that blue skin
>those voicelines
Why is she so perfect?
I fucking H A T E King of the Hill maps
Attack/Defense or Payload there's positions and routes you can take, you can tell people pre-game "hey let's hold up here, drop down if we get a pick" and just generally coordinate better.
But no King of the Hill it's just DM fuckfest, my past 3 KotH games have been fucking dominated by a Genji on the enemy team who NO ONE can fucking kill and just farms my ass as Lucio over and over and over.
Fuck these maps. My winrate on KotH maps is so much fucking lower than my winrates on other maps because of shit like this, my ability to get out of diamond is going to be so fucking dependent on how often I get stuck on these.
>Not listening to this song while playing Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_Kk
Do you even reap?
>>154330983
Really? I use nigger a lot and I was never banned.
I did it finally. Yesterday I fucked up but today I did it.
>>154332049
Are you retarded? Does the concept of high ground and "The enemy cant just literally push straight through you with their healing beacon payload" not occur to you?
Have you ever watched a Route 66 pro game?
>>154332412
If you want to do youtube video's invest in decent mic first.
This is not 2005 anymore and that voice quality is not acceptable.
If you're reading this, the cavalry's here!
>>154332591
I feel you, man. wish I could just avoid koth, usually win the first round and then lose the other three because my team can't get it together or everyone is just trying to kill eachother without getting on the fucking objective. Also, overtime seems even more unbalanced on koth than on payload.
>>154332552
Because she was crafted by mad men
>>154332641
literally how.
solo q in this game is a nightmare and playing as a group isnt much better.
>>154332703
I'm working on saving up for a Blue Snowball mic. Money's just tight right now.
>>154332750
>>154331340
She's already spoken for anon. I'm sorry.
>>154332363
It was a tough choice, but I just went with Roller Mobster because of that sick drop at 0:45
>>154332790
I play Reinhardt. Literally free wins. Sometimes I Lucio or Pharah for fun.
>>154331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb7Uu6Bz_wM
Is it just me or does a good team make a good Reinhardt?
Whenever I get a decent team behind me I end games with triple to quad golds every time.
>"sneaky" Reaper teleports
>DEATH COM-*dink*
>they get mad
Kek every time. I don't know why they do it.
>>154332412
>that video quality
>that mic quality
holy shit, are you legitimately autistic? Why would you think this is acceptable and pleasant to watch/listen to?
If you win all your placement matches, what rank would you be?
>>154332412
>17 minute video
lmao ain't nobody watching that, family
>>154332856
>implying it isn't her fetish
Tracey loves being a sub!
>>154332969
Near your season high s1. It's based on a mix of MMR and your in match performance also.
>>154332875
>Mercy is in a polygamous relationship with Pharah, Torbjorn, Genji, and Roadhog
>>154332641
nice fps
>>154333176
The human eye can't tell the difference between 60 FPS and 57 FPS.
>>154333176
I get 144 outside of menus. I don't know why its capped in menus.
>>154333251
Way back then starcraft 2's menu was uncapped and apparently it burned a few cards.
>>154333251
>>154333176
>>154333231
>tfw I have 30 fps and sub-30fps when there are ults on the screen
Fareeha!
>>154332992
>>154332952
Honestly, thanks for the feedback.
Audio-wise I'm working on getting a better mic, probably a Snowball, once I have some disposable income again.
Video-wise, I don't know why Youtube compressed it so bad, I have the original file and it's p good 1080p. It's something I've struggled with intermittently on different vids.
As for video-length, I'm kindof following what more popular youtubers are doing, as I'm just starting out and don't have a good footing in terms of what people want. What length would be good for update vids like this?
>>154333231
>57 fps on stats screen
>there are sub-144Hz shitters in this thread RIGHT NOW
how do i git gud at roadhog
High Bandwidth Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqtNUFxgm38
>>154333542
>Pray that the enemy team doesn't have a decent Reaper.
>Hook Healers
>???
>>154333542
Hook the second it's off cd
Get the hook-shot-melee combo every time
Stay in enclosed spaces
Right click is for pussies
>>154333176
It's capped at vsync rate in splash screens/scorecards you mong
>>154333716
No, it isn't?
>tfw play on a tv with horrible input lag
>>154333542
>>154333617
>Be stealth pig
>Ninja hook/instagib squishies
>Hope that nobody switches to Reaper
>???
>Gold medals errytime
>>154332621
Each reaper has their own tune to kill by:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
>>154333789
activate game mode
>>154333592
>look at comments
>viewers think anything highly technical was mentioned
>>154333176
>>154333374
dummy asshole here, what would i need to buy in order to improve fps drop? I already have a good graphics card and processor
>>154333716
>>154333768
Yeah I only get 60 during cards and I've got it uncapped on a 144hz
>>154332641
Feels good bro.
>play one ranked game
>fuckin 1400 comp points (which I assume are my old 140 points I got from last season)
>play another
>get 10 more points
>golden weapons are now 3000 instead of 300
Okay I probably should've read the patch notes but I don't quite understand this
This just seems like arbitrary inflation
>>154331274
Assuming you're using a mouse, you should be able to turn off "enhance pointer precision" through the mouse settings on control panel. Adjust your sensitivity in game to what you're comfortable with and practice.
If you're trying to track a target that's trying to get away from you it makes it a little easier to predict where they might go, position yourself to make it easier for yourself.
It's been a while since I really cared about my mouse accuracy but OW has made me start caring again funnily enough, a couple of useful flashes are "Shoot" and the one at aimbooster.com
>>154333958
>>154333716
>using vsync
>not just playing in borderless window
>>154334013
It lets you get points when you draw games.
>>154333542
>hook and instant kill 3/4 of heroes in the game
>cant get good
how
>>154333905
think that just changes the picture
>>154333542
shift+M1
>>154334013
Basically what >>154334069 said
>>154333473
5 minutes max if you're starting out. Even then, go for 3. Normalfags can only digest quick content.
>enemy team has Mercy+Lucio
>They're now unkillable
>>154331136
>when you play the music frog and land the soundwave just right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWHB40N4pE
>>154334337
>kill them before engaging in team fights
>wipe enemy team with no problem
?????
>>154331697
Ground control to major-AUGH
>>154334337
>enemy team has Mercy+Lucio
>so do we
>draw
You're really not full of shit
>>154333542
Flank tank, only use when there's one other tank, you'll divide them handily
how good is the owg discord for finding mates to play with? or is it a circlejerk
>>154334337
>enemy team has a Mercy
>try to be fat Genji because nobody else wants to kill her
Like, I can understand if you fail to kill Lucio or maybe even Ana but there's just no reason why Mercy should live.
I got recommended to come here instead of /v/ (/b/ told me to go to /v/). Hello /vg/, to start out I'm going to preface this by saying I'm not much of a gamer. I grew up in a household that never allowed me to watch TV, play video games or own many electronics. Overwatch is the first game I bought (for PC) and I'm struggling to play well. I'm not used to aiming or playing games at all. I honestly bought the game because I saw the Youtube videos and I really liked the story. My favorite characters are Winston and Symettra right now. Anyways my question is how do I get better? I played on the practice range and against bots but when I go to a quick play match its really hard.
>Reaper who sprays "Sorry" after every kill
It's like taking "nothin personnel kid" to a new level
>>154334286
Thanks, I'll definitely be limiting my scripted videos to 5 minutes then.
>>154334612
start with ai matches instead and really don't worry about losing quick play too much
>>154334504
Depends on the Discord, there's like 5.
>>154334638
>sleep a Winston as Ana
>getting shot at and should create as much distance from the Winston as I can before he wakes
>take the time to spray Zzz on him anyways
>>154334504
It's amazing. I've never met so many cool, intelligent people in one place. My friend Mark (I know you're reading this, the spoon is in the refrigerator lolol) is one of my closest friends and I met him on Discord.
>It's a 0-2 turns into 3-2 episode
>Blizzard adds a filter for "gg ez" to turn into embarrassing phrases
>only makes it worse because now they'll spam it a shitload instead of just saying it once
Great job Jeff
>>154330181
GOD DAMN DAT ASS
I don't even play overwatch I saw this in the catalog. Fukken saved
Overwatch Gold Medal Tip Of The Day
Pick JunkRat Against ReinHardt And Keep Throwing Your Grenades At His Shield. You'll Definitely Get The Gold Medal For Damage Done!
>>154334769
>>154332924
I want to see more Soldier 76: The Line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0mC__bGcmM
>"Do you feel like A hero Jack?"
>>154334612
Strategy-wise, there's plenty of people here who know better than me. If you wanna practice purely aiming, there's sites like aim400kg that might help ease you into mouse control.
>>154334876
I like spamming it in the middle of the game. Usually 2-3 other people join in and make the chat a mess to communicate with for nomicfags.
>>154334902
Follow-up tip: When Zarya says we shouldn't have 5 dps, you don't have to switch because you have gold damage.
>>154334612
Hard to summarize in one post, but aim and track heads, hone quick reaction skills, and maintain situational awareness. That's the basics of any FPS game, from there you would have to get to know the Overwatch heroes and quirks
As we all know, anybody that "mains" an overwatch hero is automatically a faggot, but who are your top 5 most faggoty mains (as a player, not necessarily the hero itself)
1. Zarya Mains
2. Lucio Mains
3. Genji Mains
4. Mercy Mains
5. Widow Mains
>>154333918
define """good"""
with good you should have stable 300.
>>154333716
no its not
>>154334042
window mode increases input lag, you should play on fullscreen
>>154334769
I'm gonna put the spoon in the microwave David and you can't stop me....
>>154335156
>giving healer mains a hard time
Without them, who the fuck is gonna do it? not me
>be mercy
>enemy genji at half health
>starts screaming angrily in japanese
>manage to kill him before he can give me the weeb stick
This almost compensates for the 30+ times I died because a genji ulted just for me.
>>154334445
>What is Zarya+Reinhardt babysitting
>>154334876
Not to mention the fuckers who just go "2ez" and feel even more smug about it now.
>>154335156
Swap Lucio with Hanzo. At least dubstep frog makes himself useful once in a while.
>>154334445
>the enemy team will just stand there docile whilst you kill their supports xDDDD
Whilst your team is focusing their supports, the enemy DPS will just proceed to wipe you.
Well, if you're ranked above diamond anyway.
Taste the smugbow
>>154335156
Hanzo and Genji mains are easily the worst people in the universe.
>>154335156
I main Zarya but only because it's easy to carry with her
>>154334876
Even when people lose they spam that shit.
I love it.
>>154335229
don't do it Mark it'll 'splode errywhere!
>>154334876
>people complaining about gg ez
I really don't understand this. there is so much worse stuff that can be said to you. They could also just implement an option to turn off all chat if there isn't one already.
can you still buy the golden weapons? i thought they were season 1 only
>>154335342
red is not her color
>>154335156
>complaining about "maining" the two dedicated healers
Never felt the pain of six giant egos and no support characters.
>>154335230
>Lucio Mains
Most I encounter seem to think that Lucio takes any kind of skill to play whatsoever, which he doesn't
>Mercy Mains
Will literally let the team get wiped just so they can get potg, and most of the time the revive results in a loss of momentum and everyone just gets wiped again
>>154335479
How could they be season 1 only when we didnt get our comp bonuses till the season ended
>>154334826
>this was my first placement game
I honestly love competitive
>>154334902
>not burning down Reinhardt's shield with a high DPS character like Junkrat
It's totally fine to do this, unless there is something more critical to do at the moment
>>154335205
I have G-sync at 80-100 FPS. Did I do good?
>>154331136
Their McCree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rHdSWZLpQ
Our McCree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25On14m1Zo
>Turn on Summit's stream because I'm too lazy to play
>Poke acting like a wild chimpanzee trying to bully his non grouped teammates
Why does anyone even play with Poke? He's not a good player and has a terrible attitude, why associate yourself with him?
>>154330517
>nerfing junkrat
haha why
>>154335447
Too late, baconator made me do it
*splodes*
I always like how the floor to not be shit constantly rises in here
>S1 55 was considered the floor
>Then 60
>Then 65
>Then 70
>Then 75
S2 has gone the exact same way. Soon, master will be scrub territory
If you don't have the ability to carry super hard then you simply won't climb? Am I getting this right?
>>154335615
just thought you can stil buy them off-season and then something new comes out
Who /hoardingpoints/ here
can someone post that picture of chubby dva from a few days ago
thanks
>>154335708
The average rank does actually increase over time though, maybe not as much as people here try to say but it does.
At the end of Season 1 people who were going 5/5 on their placement matches were getting ranked 60+
>>154335772
She looks like a fucking crone dude
>>154335842
smurfing did that, m8
>>154335273
thats me I do that all the time, win or lose. Except for when I wish mei players to get a urinary tract infection with antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria.
>>154335671
Most people on twitch have a disgusting personality. I mean the top ow streamer was some ugly slut with a huge cleavage for quite a while.
>>154335667
>Their McCree
>also you as McCree the first time you noticed the tumbleweed
>>154335772
>white slag
>>154335772
>that fucking face
NOPE
>>154335829
>>154335585
>Will literally let the team get wiped
After 70 hours on Mercy I learned it's better just to let them die in most situations. I've had times where i tried to keep that one person alive while they are shooting and they stay at half health, I rez, then they die right after the rez. Usually better just to have him come back with full health.
Not whoring for potg either btw.
>>154331136
When trying Reinhardt after some hard Reaping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U
>>154335342
I wonder how the smugbow tastes.
>>154334884
Blizzard has some good modelers.
>>154335820
Why though? They implemented a soft cap at 6k I think, there's no reason to hoard once you hit it cause they'll just go away at the end of the season.
>>154335656
>I have G-sync at 80-100 FPS. Did I do good?
no what the fuck?
Whats your monitors hz? You never want to cap your fps at <200
>>154335956
Nah that wasn't it, it wasn't a cosplayer
thanks anyway
>>154335956
Fat is not the same as THICC
This is just fat.
>>154335989
The smugbow taste like a glass of milk full of pennies and a pinch of salt, anon
>>154335893
>>154335993
>they'll just go away at the end of the season.
no they wont. You wont get anymore after 6k from wins, but at the end of the season you will get your reward anyway.
Im at 5.8k rn
So what did you guys get from your lootboxes today?
I gotdisappointment
>it's a "two defense heroes, two offense heroes, one tank, and one support in comp" episode
>>154336150
You Should Save Your Loot Boxes And Open Them When Blizzard Removes Getting Duplicates
>>154336079
Thicc is just fat where you like it. You'll learn.
>calibrate at 2400
>go on a winning streak to 2700
>go on a losing streak to 2200
PUT A BULLET IN ME
EVERYONE'S MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING PLAT IN A GOLD-ONLY GAME
>>154336261
So never
>>154336261
Then how will you be able to get credits?
>>154336150
I got Valkyrie for Mercy, but I already have superior Sigrun so I don't care
>>154336261
The contents of loot boxes are determined when you earn them. Blizz has confirmed this. Saving lootboxes does nothing and Blizz will likely never remove duplicates.
Tell me Pharah isn't the most beautiful
You can't
>>154336396
I got to 2427 and now I've dropped down to 2128.
I can't win. This same shit happened last season, I don't know what I'm doing wrong. It's not like I could get worse at the game.
>>154334230
I think this comic misses the point of the original comic.
>>154333473
>>154334286
I'm seconding the 5 minute mark. While longer videos are acceptable too, people mainly want snappy stuff. (Not to mention, if a video is really long, it could be broken to several parts anyway.)
>>154336396
>tfw you stop being a gold shitter
>>154336396
That is basically forced 50 right there. you got a bit more losing left in you before you get lucky
>>154336496
Pharah isn't the most beautiful.
It's not secret but I'll still spoiler it for you.It's Mercy.
>>154336547
>I think this comic misses the point of the original comic.
She doesn't have ult.
>goes gold
>lose matches
>start finding silvers
>>154336261
>removing duplicates
I am level 380 something, I have every skin, highlight into and emote I want for literally every character so I actually prefer getting duplicates. I can put the credits towards future skins added to the game instead of a pig disgusting Zarya skin I will never use.
>>154336628
>blonde big tits bimbo
>ever best
Check out this turbo normie
Bet he talks to real girls
Fucking loser
>>154336496
>>154336628
Both of you are wrongThe hog is the most beautiful
I just want him to whisper "W W W, Bang Bang Bang" in my ear
>>154336725
I hope they don't pull another olympic event on halloween/christmas where you can only get the items from lootboxes.
>>154336725
>I am level 380 something
How NEET are you on a scale from /r9k/ to A-kassan
>>154330675
>playing Reaper on Route 66
>76 standing on diner table, all proud like
>push him off of it
>>154336758
>blonde
Correct, the superior hair color.
>big tits
Mercy's breast are perfectly sized.
>bimbo
Well she is very beautiful but unfortunately for you, she's a doctor.
What's Pharah? A mall cop?
>>154336859
Would youporkRoadhog?
Do you want him to make yousqueal like a pig?
Reaper on Anubis is fucking insane.
>>154331136
Reaper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>154335714
If you were to remove the ability to hard carry your team from the list of possibilities, you will have either:
>A: You are paired with equally skilled players on all sides, you have a 50/50 win/loss
>B: Your teammates are both better than you and the enemy team, you will be carried higher in rank
>or C: Your team is ass-munching trolls, they drag you down in skill rank
It seems like you will never move in rank, right? But Blizzard implemented another mechnic just for you. Point gain/loss is also tilted based upon your personal performance. If you do well, you will lose less points on a loss and win more on a win. Now in option A and B, this might not add up to much overall, but since you're at least *not* an ass-munching troll for C, you will mitigate point loss.
/Eventually over enough games/ you will find the majority of your games to be like A, you are paired with equally skilled players on all sides. It is true that "C" happens, but it is not true to say that you are "trapped in elo hell".
>>154336908
They probably will for events, I was more talking about new heroes and stuff like the new Reinhardt skin
>>154336150
On the plus side I guess I can make webms of tracer in this shitty skin now.
How should I use conc mines?
>>154336653
Yeah, we can see the counter. But out of curiosity, could you explain what the comic is supposed to mean or say? (Or alternatively, what the original comic is about?)
I think there are a couple of different interpretations, but I have never understood which one (if any) is the "correct" one.
>guys on here implying Zarya isn't the perfect woman
>>154336003
144hz
>>154336964
I am a university student who's summer of playing overwatch 12+ hours a day finishes in 1 week
>>154337073
Ah so that's your skin!
>>154337073
What's wrong with that skin? It looks fine
>>154336991I'm normally not into dudes but Hog is to good
>>154333859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>154337089
Emergency airbag. Also useful for crowd control and finishing off D.Va once you've melted her mech, but there are few better ways to instantly disengage from just about anything.
>>154337351
>Not having tracer's Origin skin
pleb
>>154337102
original is just some dog ignoring how awful everything is around him. Hell he did a follow up where the dog flips out
>>154336725
I feel like they should've made legendary skins a lot more rare, as in, a LOT more rare. Seems like everyone in every game I play is using a legendary skin.
Light blue skin tier that is 10x rarer and costs 10,000 credits when?
>>154337102
I thought the idea of the comic is the guy (or mercy in this one) is ignorant that everything around him is horrible and killing him. He says things will work themselves out but they won't. He claims that this is fine when it's most certainly is NOT fine. There was no reason to let it last that long and get that bad they shot a Gorilla for godssake.
>win 6 placement matches in a row
>lose the other 4
>placed at shitterland yet again
>>154335772
Sauce
>>154332641
>>154333962
After 3 times getting to 1 game away from 3k.
4th turned out to be the one.
>>154337018
So what you're saying is that I either:
>A: I have to be very lucky and not get idiots or lose my 50/50 and climb a considerable amount.
>B: Find a group and change option C to "Your team isn't as good as the enemy team."
>>154337357
>I'm normally not into dudes
Is that what you want Roadhog to say to you?
>>154337638
You are the shitters.
>>154337592
>Light blue skin tier that is 10x rarer and costs 10,000 credits when?
When Overwatch stops turning a profit and needs to sell lootboxes BAD
>>154337481
Every other skin in the origins pack is complete ass though (except maybe S76 but that's only because his other skins are even worse)
>>154337703
I got at least 2 golds every match tho
>>154330181
Just finished a KOTH game where I had gold eliminations as Lucio
This was at around rank ~2800 too
>>154337351
The helmet looks so out of place when she's moving, I think its because the back of her neck is completely exposed.
Nice butt though.
>>154337764
>le gold medals meme
you got placed where you deserve
>>154337674
No what I'm saying is that luck has nothing to do with it, you'll have a 50/50 win/loss rate in the end and you'll be playing at the correct skill rating for your skill level without doing anything other than "not being an ass-munching troll"
>>154337729
Really?
Pharah has a great skin
Soldier's best skin is his origin
Tracer's best skin is her origin
Bastion's best skin is his origin
Not origin, but Noir is one of Widowmaker's best skins also.
>>154337835
>le you should be able to carry everyone meme
gold medals do fucking matter, shitter.
>>154337785
Congratulations, you are able to spam the point and get 3% health taken eliminations
I'm afraid of playing comp.
My matchmaking in QP is bullshit and I don't want to have a permanent record of getting fucked over in Comp.
>>154337785
>>154337764
>>154337921
>>154337917
>>154337897
>>154337859
>>154337785
>>154337764
>>154337729
>>154337710
>>154337706
>>154337703
>>154337674
>>154337664
>>154337654
>>154337638
>>154337603
gold medal for elimination means nothing
you can pick dva and just do 1 damage to everyone and just fly back and you'll still get it
>tfw no submissive Mercy-main loser to treat like shit yet they do as their told and never talk back
feels bad man
>>154331136
reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXe37XCnn-E
>>154337835
Explain that to those who climb 800 ranks to get out or fall 800 ranks
It places you relative to where you were in S1
>>154335842
Actually no that shouldn't be so.
Only thing that can chance is that with more people playing being above average or in some specific better than n% of players group should get easier as the sizes of those groups grow.
But you still have to be better than n% of players to join that club.
>>154337917
Pharah's is ok but all her other legendaries are better imo
I don't really have an opinion on Bastion because I never play him
I agree with Widow
>>154337995
ok? why'd you tag so many people, faggot?
>>154337825
>>154337995
Or you could have gold elims as Hanzo and completely skullfuck the enemy team
>Hurr durr no you can't
kill yourself
>tfw was rank 67 last season
>tfw will probably be bronze this season
>>154337018
>/Eventually over enough games/
How fucking many? I've done nothing but drop in rank all fucking day, logically it seems like I'd at least be getting some sort of win streak but I'm not, I get one little win between the huge loss streaks. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I pick what the team needs, I switch accordingly, what else am I meant to do?
Has anyone drawn this with Mei in her ice block?
I'm sure someone has but I still want to draw it regardless
I'd like to see other interpretations
>>154337351
>Hiding that cute face behind a helmet
No thank you
>>154338128
>Spamzo is hard to get gold elims
literally loling my lmao off
Post your D.va soundtrack
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXZWudcVzEg
>>154338081
I like that Pharah's origin is grittier than any of her other skins.
She's former specOps shit, that's a side of her I'd like to see more of.
>>154336991
>Mercy
>not cowtits
They're just contained in the armor and even then they're still goddamn big, especially relative to the rest of the cast.
Very bimbo-esque if you ask me.
Pharah however is obviously more concerned with armor that's protective than with armor that makes her look like a big slut.
>>154338119
I think it's because you can see her chin. A surprisingly high amount of games that have full-face helmets leave the chin and jaw open like that, it's a terrible look.
>>154337995
If its so easy to get then why do some people have much higher elim average than others?
Its almost as if taking part in lots of fights and not dying constantly is a good measure of player skill
>but just le ping them with 1 dmg then fly away for elim count
But the problem with that is, nobody actually does that because nobody is throwing the game to just earn gold elims. So when everyone is trying to kill shit constantly, the person with the most elims is obviously contributing a very fair amount.
Its not as good a record of your skills as say, damage done, objective time, objective kills etc. but its still valid
>>154336396
At least you reached the plat.
Ask yourself do you seriously believe that you deserve diamond or that you are able to improve during the season enough to get to diamond.
If your answer is no, then be happy about your plat and stop caring about the rank and just play for sake of playing.
>>154338140
Placements don't matter all that much. You'll place low plat probably.
>>154337674
SureI mean he has Mercy right?
>>154338094
He was going for gold replies.
>>154338190
Nobody said anything about gold elims anyway, objective kills and damage are better medals to get.
again, kys faggot
>>154338140
my GF got 4 losses in a row, then 6 wins. She got placed on the high side of gold somehow.
>>154338094
it's the same as getting gold elimination without contributing
>>154338128
>>154338225
because they're aiming key targets and actully killy people not spraying bullets and deal little to no damage that doesn't actually contribute
>>154338140
>playing lucio
there's your problem
>>154338195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU
Is there something to be said about always being Mr. 4 Silver? Especially if the same guy always gets 4 golds?
>>154338189
How else is she going to hide the bruises?
>>154337132
so you spent money on a 144hz and you cap fps at 80-100? what the fuck is wrong with you
>>154338208
>>154337018
>>A: You are paired with equally skilled players on all sides, you have a 50/50 win/loss
Reminder, that if this happens, then it means the rank you have is your current skill rank.
And to improve from that you have to actually improve yourself.
>>154338190
>Insulting a hero's viability because spams
>When he's spamming constant one hit kill shots
KYS
>>154338306
>nobody said anything about gold elims anyway
>you specifically talk about gold elims in the post I replied to
>>154338324
>he doesn't get gold elims/damage consistently
bronze shitter pls go
>>154338370
>that thumbnail
Not just me right?
>>154338347
>implying she's not proud of them
>>154338387
Lets be honest. going 50/50 in this game is a net negative. You don't stay put at a 50% winrate
>>154337487
Yeah, the follow up kinda ruins the ambiguity.
>>154337603
Some people think that the character is aware of its futile fate, yet still claims that everything is okay. So the dog is lying to himself - to or others around them - for some reason.
But I've also seen some people see the dog as being strong willed, opposing what others might consider a hopeless situation.
And still others say he's just delusional, and there's nothing more to it.
I think none of these is the correct answer. I mean, if we look at the original name of the comic - "The pills are working" - I read it as a statement against medicalization. The dog is in a hopeless situation (and he knows it) but others around him say that he just has "depression", and make him eat the meds. The meds make him (untruthfully) claim that everything is fine.
And how does this apply to Mercy? No idea!
>>154336237
>Not doing the meme 6-road hog strat
>>154331136
Competitive play theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_KKHvDl3s
>>154338403
You brought it up first, genius
>>154338370
>that 2legged blue monster
>>154338436
You Can Play A Tracer That Gets 100 Elimination But Not Kill Anyone And Just Deal Chip Damage Which Instantly Gets Healed By Lucio
>>154338392
I didn't "insult his viability" because of spams, I said he isn't hard to get gold elims for, which you implied
>KYS
teenage leafy fan detected
if I place, and play in friends pllacements, will that make the balance harder for them, or easier for me?
Why are you people so angry
>>154337997
>tfw no tank to boss me around and use me as their pocket healslut
SOMBRA FUCKING WHEN I WANT MY TACO PRINCESS ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post stats, guess rating
>>154338636
autism mostly
>>154338710
950
>>154338605
it will ass fuck you and put you against 6 stacks regularly
>>154338710
1545
>>154338710
>average solo kills: 1.93
whatever rank you are you got carried
>>154338548
>gold elims/damage
as in both medals.
>>154338702
She'll hit the PTR on October 15 and go live around October 30th
>>154338548
>healed by Lucio
>eliminated
I don't see how that's relevant
If they're eliminated, they're eliminated, Lucio doesn't have a chance to heal shit
>>154338328
I play Lucio because nobody else ever went support
>>154338782
Even if it's just 2-3 of us? Because I'm real fucking close to the next tier up, and I don't want to toss that into the grinder
>>154338548
STOP FUCKING TYPING LIKE THAT NIGGER
>>154338667
>>154337997
>Mercy
>Submissive
>>154337897
>luck has nothing to do with it
The only way I climbed out of Gold was by getting paired with decent people.
It wasn't because we won a 50/50, in fact those are extremely rare.
It was just pure luck that I got so many good people and not ass munching trolls.
>>154337997
A-Are you a girl?
>>154338206
You talk like you've ever seen them, Anon.
Also, a bimbo is a very attractive woman who's an idiot.
Mercy is not only an incredible surgeon but a pioneer in applied nanobiology.
Meanwhile, Pharah shoots her own teammates and cries about her mommy issues.
>>154338275Not really, no.
>>154338667
A-Are you a cute boy?
>>154338901
placement matches have less people so you get bullshit queues all the time
>zaryas ass in weightlifter
>>154338885
Unless you're playing KoTH, Mercy is always the better option for solo healing
>>154338920
The post wasn't suggesting that Mercy herself is a sub
>Mercy will never perform this song just for you, sitting on a stool in a half-empty bar, wistfully gazing into your eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HnOFwqpLRQ
>>154331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1at7x2Gujbc
>>154338809
>>154338735
>>154338814
It's called playing at a tank or support. Not even carried because I'm 2700 (calibrated at 2300) over 87 games solo queued
>>154339035
>13 inches long
>not 13 inches in girth
Bend over.
>>154339020
But that's wrong
>>154331450
Are you too poor for original art?
>>154338970
>A-Are you a cute boy?
D-Depends on if I'm wearing a pretty dress or not
>me and a friend going comp
>get matched with a 4-stack against a 6-stack
>4-stack instalocks hanzo, junkrat, genji and mercy (on attack)
>mercy literally only heals the genji
>not figuratively, literally
>the hanzo and junkrat spent 60% of the game idling on spawn
>>154339020
Mercy is reliant of her team, as Lucio you can play a single player game and pretend you are helping your team that doesn't deserve it.
>>154338195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCn7S50wXzQ
>>154338202
That's what I'm thinking too. Pharah's skin is why I bought the more expensive version. Her normal flight suit looks more like some sort of dress uniform, something you wear in a parade. SecChief on the other hand looks like proper combat gear.
>>154332750
catvalary
>>154339160
>tumblr
>>154339287
holy shit. I wanna buy a framed print of that jpg
>23 pts away from Diamond
>next game I get a bastion/symmetra party on attack. Won't switch, and talk in memes and use the word swag in voice chat
>lose
>game after that get a hanzo player that saves his ult for "last push", and our healer is an Ana
>lose
>sub 2900 now
I am so angry.
>>154337997
I'll be your little healslut
Blunderbuss#11530
Post Bottom 3's
I just find them boring to play
What's Your Average Solo Kills, /OWG/? [Competitive Only]
What's up with this "I suck my thumb I'm insecure mommy" shit people are spamming after every match?
>>154339291
:3
>>154339381
How do those megashitters make it into plat anyway?
Hybrid > Koth > Attack > Payload
Prove me wrong.
>>154339447
Reinhardt in bottom 3
holy shit.
You're missing out
>>154338520
>And how does this apply to Mercy? No idea!
Her team is all dead and she has no ult. She's in a hopeless situation but she's deluding herself into thinking everything is fine.
>>154339408
Why do some people have 5 numbers, instead of 4?
>>154339492
'gg ez' is replaced by dumb shit
>>154339492
>he doesn't know
>>154338556
The origianl poster's point was if Hanzo is getting gold elims he's skullfucking the enemy team hard which means he's carrying you pleb
>>154339492
GG EZ filter
>>154339565
Because 4 numbers are not infinite, eventually they would need 5 digits.
>>154339176
I don't know dude I just meant "print" as in "a Pharah poster" but it's relatively small so I didn't want to call it a poster
>>154339287
>bestie
anon pls, you are embarrassing yourself
>>154339492
>he doesn't salute his opponents after each game
>>154339523
Notice how all 3 are "hold a button all match" characters
That's why I find him boring
you're either holding up your shield or holding down M1 to swing randomly
It isn't satisfying for me
>>154339674
>4 numbers are not infinite
what?? then at what point does it become infinite????
>>154339492
the idiots at blizzard added a wordfilter for 'gg ez' so redditors wouldn't get their feelings hurt
as you might have guessed, it only made it worse
>>154339541
But why, what's the joke? (That's not what the original comic means, not to me anyway.)
>>154339492
It's Blizzards way of calming people's autism by filtering the phrase "gg ez".
They didn't realize that everyone is going to autistically spam walls of text instead.
>Wait 5 minutes in skirmish to find match
>Finally find one
>Ends in 10 seconds because on last point and team won
OK THEN
>enemies on the point
>three people on my team stand just outside it while the enemy caps it all
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IS IT REALLY SO FUCKING TROUBLESOME TO JUST TAKE ONE STEP INTO THE OBJECTIVE?
I'M MASTER ALREADY
THIS SHIT SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING ON MASTER
>>154339227
Well you'd better put one on then, boy
It's better for the both of us that way
Where is that conniving jew bastard Jeff Kaplan hiding?
I'm angry that he isn't here. That SNAKE needs to do his bi-monthly Developer Update confession apology videos HIMSELF where he atones for his sins of being a money grubbing faggot who hates the playerbase. I know his apologies aren't sincerely, that he feigns sincerity while weaseling in how "they had the best of intentions," but deep down we all know that Jeff is facing his own personal demons and these come to light whenever he gets in front of the camera.
Jeff is going to go to HELL if he keeps forsaking these videos. I hope that he isn't able to sleep soundly at night.
>>154339789
>filtering out stupid meme phrases
desu thats pretty good senpai
>>154339789
I find it funny desu, because you cand send a passive agressive message post match asking them if they need someone to talk to.
Why can't I just join Skirmish lobbies and fuck around for a while? I don't want to find a match desu
>>154339841
What's your k/d ratio, scrub?
>>154339590
>>154339639
>>154339659
>>154339749
>>154339789
>>154339828
THANKS FOR THE FAST RESPONSE!
post you're season 2 averages
Nerf Mercy's Ult.
>>154339841
>master
>good
>>154339235
>Duo queu with my friend
>with the exception of KOTH I always go Ana and he Mercy
Since most matches always have the typical 3/2 flankers and maybe one tank (with good luck) a lot of the game becomes we protecting each other because if I don't sleep that ulting Genji, really, no one else will.
I don't find that all bad honestly. Nothing teaches you faster than adaptation to circumstances. When I noticed I was really good hitting those sleep darts I was kinda thankful to those selfish people that really don't protect their healers and force us to take action.
>>154339841
>>154339381
It's just a game, chill out lol xD
>>154339815
>That's not what the original comic means, not to me anyway.
Then the joke is lost on you because the comics meaning implies you believe the original comic meant what the artist of the mercy comic believed it to be.
>>154339460
I play with a four to six-man stack 90% of the time and we're all pretty set in our roles, so I don't get to go hard too often
>>154339227Battlenet ID?
>>154339964
4.7, I play mostly Rein though.
>traveling to Dorado
>>154339779
That's the point you dingus. Eventually battletags may have 6 digits or even more as time goes on and people use more and more of the same names.
>try qp to chill out
>enter match
>5 bastions on attack
>leave
>enter another match
>same match
>leave
>wait 3 minutes
>enter a match
>same fucking match
What the fuck
Test
>>154340301
how was your ban? do anything constructive during it?
>>154339789
>so redditors wouldn't get their feelings hurt
Get off your high horse faggot. people in this very thread got their paper thin feelings hurt by someone saying ggez in a game.
It was probably you.
>>154340301
You're not banned. Post more boipussy
>>154340193
yeah but how many digits until infinity????
why dont they just make it start infinite??
>>154339828
>>154339789
>Not realising that this was blizz's way of taking the piss out of crybabies that couldnt handle banter
Instead of "gg ez" they crybabies get to read ridiculous phrases while knowing what the enemy really typed.
I mean, isnt insinuating that you're some sad fuck that cant stay up past a bed time AND you're the guy that beat them even more passive aggressive than just plain ol "gg ez"
When playing with low sens, it's normal to keep on lifting your mouse to center it right?
How do I make the shortest jump as Winston? I need that 50 extra damage after tickles with percision.
>>154340336
t. Redditor
>>154340202
I got matched with memeing attack Torbs, then Meis.
>>154340373
>how many digits until infinityan infinite amount
>>154340471
aim down
>>154339506
I don't know man, I don't know.
>>154340427
You should have a big enough mousepad area that you dont have to.
If you do, your sensitivity is too low for the area you have to work with
>>154339919
If you insist~
>>154340032
I-I wish I was able to be a pocket healslut to your big strong Reinhardt right now, but I can'tIf you have an email we might even be able to take this discussion of healsluts somewhere a bit more private
>>154340497
but how many digits UNTIL infinite amount? and why didnt they just do it first?
>Lock out enemy so its 2-2 on Anubis, and enemy has no time left
>5:12 seconds to just take first point, easy
>Retard in a 2 stack on my team goes bastion
>Team of stacks spends entire round fucking about, going in 1by1 and sticking with their butt buddies rather than playing as a 6
>We draw
>I get absolutely no ranking despite my 5 medals
>The stacks have the fucking nerve to lecture me on what I did wrong
Solo queue when. Playing with stacks is absolutely cancerous
It fucks with the matchmaking and they always get "lelelelel we're winning lets meme around xD" and do stupid fucking shit
And never wanna communicate with anyone but their stack
I dont wanna play with groups I wanna play with other people playing alone
I dont care if I have a 10 minute queue, stacks were cancer in dota 2 and they're cancer here
Are there any discords for console fags?
If so could I pls get a link
So are the servers being absolute garbage on PS4 normal? Are they normally fucking ass like this on PC too? Cause good lord it took 83 tries to fucking connect, and now that i'm ingame it's rubberband city, and everyone's warping around. Not my internet either, showing the normal speed it always has, paragon worked fine, dota2 and PoE are working fine.
JUSTICE VILL BE DONE.
>tfw Winston is fun
>tfw Mercy steals your POTG with a four man res
>>154340835
>>154340639
Ignoring that first question because you're retarded.
I guess I should mention, in case you're a consolefag and don't realize it, but on battlenet user names can be whatever you want, even if the name is being used by another person. The only thing unique about a username on battlenet is that number.
Second question though, 4 digits was probably enough for the amount of battlenet users at the time they implemented the service, which was a while ago. Now that more users are signing up, an extra number needs to be added to make sure they can accomodate any new signups.
>>154340791
Why would anyone use discord on console pham?
On PS4 there are "communities" for games.
>>154340813
My internet is always shit but I get into a game in under a minute usually
has blizzard actually said anything about sombra in the past few weeks
>>154340835CATCHPHRASE
>>154332750
Post the full image anon
>Lose every match where my team communicates well
>Win every match where my team is dead silent
This is probably just because I'm in gold shitter tier, but fuck man. Thinking about just turning voice chat off. I notice that the people "leading" the team in this tier are always people that have less than 20 hours in the game that got lucky with their placements. Better off just using our own instinct.
>>154340925
So I can meet other console fags and group up
>>154340934
We've just got the ARG, which is pointing to a mid-october reveal
>>154332641
If McRee joined the KKK would his nickname be Jesse 'Dropping coons at high noon' McRee?
>>154340569[email protected]No joke.
>>154340925
I got into a match just fine, it's just that when I opened up the trial, and got on the title, it kept saying "connecting to battle.net" then erro bc-127
over
and over
and over.
>>154340934
Wait for counter to hit 100%
>>154340984
'no'
>>154340984
Genji a cute. CUTE!
>>154340569
>>154341031
I'M HAVING PTSD FROM THAT ONE LUCIO GUY THAT WAS A BUGCHASER AND WAS PROSTITUING HIMSELF
>>154340934
The last thing we've heard from Blizzard since the Eichenwald patch was the explanation of 60hz servers and the bandwidth system which was today. In regards to Sombra, there's that stupid "countdown" or I guess "download" on that sombra website blizzard made, but its sitting around 32% or so; we're no where near 100% on that front.
Other than that we haven't heard anything about anything.
>>154341062
>>154341151
that's what i feared
so the answer is no
Prove you're good, /owg/. Post 'em for your main
>>154341151
>The last thing we've heard from Blizzard since the Eichenwald patch was the explanation of 60hz servers and the bandwidth system which was today.
was that a video or a forum post or something
>>154340924
they need to update it for UNIQUE USERNAMES ONLY so numbers dont get used up
theres only so many numbers until they have to add another digit
they should atleast make it like pi so it is an infinitely large number
>>154338459
Does it look like a smiling blue banana walking all cool like to you as well?
>>154341354
Yes. Thank you.
>>154341354
Holy shit I can see it.
>>154341348
>UNIQUE USERNAMES ONLY
No, that would be fucking awful.
>>154341237
r8
I love playing with 3 stacks that call joining team voice chat reddit shitters and refuse to switch to anything at all that helps the team.
>>154341482
>they should atleast make it like pi so it is an infinitely large number
did you even read my comment?
>>154340569
>whoring yourself out to two guys at once
Now that's just absolutely filthy
healsluts that refuse to post battlenet tags are useless
What is happening in this image?
>>154340873
>the Genji scrambling up the wall to get away
Every highlight clip like this reminds me why I can't wait until this game is esport heaven
>>154341237
>top 500 rein
c-can i heal you
What is Jeff Kaplan's battletag?
>>154341453
>what the fuck is this guy talking about
>thumbnail is a blue banana doing the John Lennon walk
HOLY SHIT
>>154330471
I loled keep em coming
>>154341598
that's his shotgun
>>154341598
Extremely bad proportions.
>>154341598
Roadhog experiments using his gun with his bellybutton.
>>154341348
>theres only so many numbers until they have to add another digit
why in the world do you assume this is a bad thing
>they should atleast make it like pi so it is an infinitely large number
are you legitimately retarded
>>154340502
I tried pressing S (backwards) and worked too I think not sure if aiming down and back at the same time makes it even shorter.
I don't understand. I can log in to battle.net on the exe, but not the website
>>154341237
Ranked or Comp?
>>154341552
Nonsense, it's not filthy unless there's threeWould you like to make it filthy, friend?
How do I one shot people as Roadhog?
>>154341785
once you use all the numbers, you have to add a digit... but what happens once you use all the digits? youd have to do imaginary numbers but those dont exist. if a number was infinitely big like pi youd avoid that problem
anyone got the pic of junkrat and roadie and junkrat is saying let me at them im raring to go. thanks
How long does the Comp season last? I'm a bit late to the party and want to throw my hat in, if just to gauge my skill, but I'm still new to the game and haven't used every champ yet.
>>154342101
Hook em foist
>You will never rape her, murder her and toss the body in the swamp
Why even live?
>>154342101
>I'm at their face
M1
>I'm not at their face but they aren't very far
M2
>They are kinda far
Hook and M1
>They are really far
Don't.
>>154341785
>are you legitimately retarded
Have you followed this post line? It's one guy trying to explain simple numbers to someone who doesn't know what numbers are.
>>154337859
Well what the fuck are you waiting for?
>>154342000
Comp.
Also,checked
>>154342101
Depends. Reaper and Ana? You don't, not unless they're tagged up. Everybody else you hook > left click > animation cancel into quick melee, if you think you have time also walk forward a split second before firing to guarantee the kill
>>154342107
well this is just dumb bait but anyway
there are like 7 billion people in the world
7000000000
there, all the digits you could ever hypothetically possibly need
>>154342239
no i haven't, but it's just some low tier bait
is there a worse feeling than seeing this when you load in
>>154342107
"hey whats your battle.net id"
"anon#3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996..."
OR
"hey what's your battle.net id"
"anon#1234567
there will never be over 1 billion accounts on battlenet ever
>>154341017
No, he would be Noonman
>>154340202
In QP I don't give a shit. Playing against stupid meme-teams is it's own kind of fun.
Played a game where we faced six Reinharts. Then when that was stopped they changed to six Genjis.
Then we had monkeys, lots of monkeys.
>>154341237
[Spoiler]w-what site is this?[Spoiler]
>>154342101
Hook, hold while dragging, aim upper chest, and melee after you shoot if they didn't die.
>>154342208
s'wrong with you!?
>>154342302
I'm used to it.
>>154342302
A Mei instead of Mcree.
>tfw you 100 to 0 someone with Roadhog's rightclick
>>154342368
Overbuff
>>154342201
>>154342213
But I hook and hold M1 at their heads and they still survive with a sliver of health.
Then I have to waste a second shot to finish them off.
>>154342261
>>154342390
>walk forward a split second before firing to guarantee the kill
Maybe I'm instinctively moving and it ruins my shot?
I'll practice it, thanks Anon.
>>154342396
>imgur filename
>imgur "meme"
>family guy
this is a joke, right
>>154342208
purge this without delay
>>154342107
>>154342265
>>154342339
I don't think you people understand how battletags work
>>154342261
I have to ask one thing.
Are you playing Tree of Savior right now?
>>154342506
The cleveland show is not family guyit's better
>>154341237
How do I get it to display my ranked data like that?
I haven't bothered with finishing my placements yet, so I assume that's why it's not giving me the option.
A-At least I'm top 5,000 in quick play despite my 47% I guess.
>>154332780
>Widowmaker was crafted by 4chan
Circle, dot, or crosshairs?
>>154340873
>Genjis trying to escape the monkey dick
>>154342569
>made by Seth Macfarlane
>good
Pick one and only one
>>154341237
I don't main.
>>154342143
Here you go, m8.
>>154342302
Replace McCree with something like Torb or Ana in a comp situation or another Widow/Hanzo if in QP
>>154342265
>there are like 7 billion people in the world
proof? what about people being born? once you get to a trillion, thats it for "real" numbers until you get to the "e" numbers
>>154342339
you could just copy and paste, retard, they have a computer anyways
>my placements are 4-6
>my rating is 2025
>my friends placements are 3-7
>his placement is 2275
How?
>>154342643
thank you my dude
>>154342302
Another Widowmaker
what is ana's real name
>>154342641
Why not? Specializing means you can master one to three characters whilst your trusted teammates play the other roles. You DO have friends to play with, don't you anon?
>>154342638
depends on thehero
>>154337234
this loop is terrific
>>154342673
Placements are soft-reset
They were probably a higher level than you in S1
Anyone got the pic of Widowmaker with her hands on Tracer's head and Tracer has her goggles removed?
>>154340873
>both of the Genjis have gold weapons
>>154342694
ana amaree
>>154342562
>>154342638
green dot
only bronze shitters use anything else
>>154342671
>once you get to a trillion, thats it for "real" numbers until you get to the "e" numbers
i mean, you got me to respond again because you said something just so incredibly stupid I don't think I thought it possible that someone would be able to even pretend to be this stupid
>>154342717
Reinhardt, Mercy, Winston, Zarya, Lucio, and Ana.
Sometimes I'll use shotguns or explosives.
>>154342694
ana amari
What hero would jeb play?
>Roadhog's license plate says "Roadr8ge"
How is this pronounced?
>>154342797
Bluelips
>>154342302
>not shown: roadhog, ana, junkrat
>>154342742
Please? It's the one made in SFM with the models and the two seem to be watching a movie. I want that pic again because of how comfy it looks
>>154342585anon, that doesn't mean you're top 5000. it's a scoring system. looking at your rank, you're actually ranked 103,819 out of 198,295, just barely making the cut into the top 50% of pharas
>>154342798
doesnt show the spread
>>154342923
>he needs a crosshair to tell him his weapon's spread
like I said, only for bronze shitters
>>154342516
Yeah, after being amused by that "discussion", I went and looked it up. Blizzard changed their system some months ago, so now it's 5 digits for all new (and renamed) accounts. Or in other words: 4 digit masterrace reporting in.
>>154342823
Reinhardt: green dot
Mercy: green dot
Winston: green dot
Zarya: green dot
Luci: green dot
Ana: green dot
You picked a lot of green dot heroes.
For anything with full auto spread, short crosshairs
for semi-auto with spread(shotguns): green circles.
>>154342884
It should be Roadr4ge but Blizzard is full of a bunch of old men who don't know how the kiddos talk these days.
>>154331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DXYvrnS96Y
>>154342536
Sorry anon, I don't. I guess I use a pretty common nick
>>154343037
>roarrforage
>>154342480
A lot of heroes die from just the one shot, but get in the habit of doing a melee attack right after.
>>154342742
>>154343091
It's ok, I just thought you were a friend of mine.
>>154342884
roadratege? idk junk and road are retarded anyway because straya nuke so no schools.
>>154342884
Road R-eigh-j
how8ad could you possibly8e if you can't read 8s in any way they form, m8
>>154343159
but they're the ones who set off the Straya nuke
dva a best
Reminder that her Involvement with Overwatch along with the escalation of events worldwide means that Hana Song will slowly become a grizzled war veteran
>It's not a game anymore.
How would you fix Torby?
>pic related
>Mfw they nerfed him
>walk into general
>Zarya still hasn't been nerfed
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>154343116
Thank you anon
How to fix Tracer
>100hp but 10 of it is armor
>1 gun instead of 2 but she can ADS (aim down sight)
>grenade cooks and doesn't stick like a frag instead of a semtexz
>blink distance increased 300%
>blink cooldown increased by 5 seconds
>recall cooldown increased by 3 seconds
Thoughts?
>>154343254
>dva a best
At taking the Whole Hog.
>>154343341
>>Mfw they nerfed him
>Console
>>154343216
o shit i had literally no idea. well they probably have brain damage from radioation hehe
>>154343341
Turret gives 1/3 ult charge. Fixed.
>>154343341
Would completely rework Torbjorn. Armor scraps is okay.
>>154343368
This is really gay
Considering purchasing, not sure what OW offers in terms of graphics settings. I could allocate more VRam to the card, but I dunno. Shooters are pretty needy.
>>154343341
fix the underbite
>>154343387
this makes me oddly aroused
>>154343320
>>154343018
Thanks.
Don't really know why some of those would benefit from green dot but that's why I asked.
>>154331136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7K20WMFwZk
>>154343391
yeah. I forget where, but I think one source lists them as mutated from the blast (hence roadhog's breathing problems)
>tfw bought this game a month but still haven't played because I get anxiety whenever I have to choose a username
Please help me
>>154343472
No GPU?
Why is Zen so great?
>>154342916
A-At least I won most of my Pharah games last season
I'd have played more but the balance went to complete fucking shit not long after I did placements
>>154343437
>Nerfing the weakest class in the game
We need to get you a job at valve
>>154343472
>i3
>no gpu
Don't do it.
It'll run on an i5 and a gtx660 minimum, I'd say
>>154343216
That was just Roadhog. Junkrat would've been about five years old at the time.
>>154343646
I'm talking about hitting the turret dumbo.
>>154343472
>I have run game on toast
>consider purchase but US $
>?
>>154343389
youre a faggot
>>154343472
>hey guys can I run this video game?
>no I won't show you what GPU I have even though it's one of the most important components to run video games
oh fuck off
>>154343560
please please please be bait. no one, not even on this shithole is THIS autistic right?right?
>>154343641
Pharah is still viable at Platinum/Diamond
Pic related, my season 2 Pharah stats
>>154342068
I mean MAYBE I'm interested in that
Obviously I'd have to be REALLY tempted into it, considering how far apart my replies are
Clearly not the top of my priority list just yet
>>154343560
just choosefirst letter of ur first name then the combine with your last name. john merryman becomes jerryman
>>154343736
I'm thinking he might not even have one, like "allocating more VRAM to the card" or whatever.
>>154343341
give it a second upgrade after collecting 5 scrap. 10%faster fire rate, and a rocket every 3 seconds fixd.
>>154343796
Pharah is so much fun. How do I get better with her?
>>154343560
>saves pictures of Trump
>autistic
Not too surprising tbqh
how do i find motivation to play ranked solo
>>154343747
The fact that you have to ask yourself that is the answer that you seek.
>>154321170
>32v32 24/hr 2fort day/night cycle custom skins premium rewards trading afk
God PLEASE NO
NOT IN OVERWATCH
NOT AGAIN
FUCK
>>154343796
Indeed. I see Pharahs almost every game and shitty McCrees that can't take them down.
I have to do the job as Zenyatta.
>>154342896
WIDOWMAKER's huge dick
>>154343796
Yeah, I've seen a ton of Pharas used to great effect at 3000+ games. She's in an alright place, with McCree being piss-poor at taking her down over the longer distances and soldier being far too slow in actually killing her so she can just duck into cover - he has to two-tap or his accuracy goes to shit
>>154343851
Practice leading shots, and try to stay on the ground more than in the air. Do your best to use your flight to surprise the enemy and gank their supports
>>154343796
I just couldn't stand playing against Genji and D. Va literally every single game.
Not that they aren't still picked, but at least Genji isn't around AS much.
Real fuckin sick of the enemy team having so many counters to Pharah every game, so just stopped, which just so conveniently happened to be the same time as the summer event, so fucking thanks Blizzard.
>>154343560
I thought the guy with a silver portrait border was a turbo autist but I think this just broke the record
Is Bnet going under some sort of maintenance
>>154344007
D.Va and Genji are not Phara counters by a long shot, am I being tricked?
>>154343560
Just randomize it and go with the 5th result
How do I play McCree? When the fuck do I use M2 over M1? What is the most optimal use for his ult? Do you still M2 Roll M2 or was that nerfed?
>>154343619
>27 elims
>over 9000 damage
Some peace loving monk you are.
>>154344007
>Real fuckin sick of the enemy team having so many counters to Pharah every game, so just stopped, which just so conveniently happened to be the same time as the summer event, so fucking thanks Blizzard.
same for me more or less
except i do play things outside of pharah
Cutest and best pairing
>>154343818
This is actually becoming the internet standard. Specifically, first initial plus first syllable of the last name. It provides with both a tag, and keeps you trendy by not being afraid to half-reveal who you really are.
Jennifer Lawrence = jlaw.
John Smith = jsmith
Stephen Hawking = shawk
Tom Hanks = thanks
>>154343341
His turret loses its level 2 upgrade but he can put down three at once. Molten core boosts them to level 3 as normal.
>>154342562
>>154342797
I want this useless bitch removed from the game.
>>154344092
You fan after stunning, unless they're in the air or they're tracer.
>play lucio
>zenyatta complains about having gold medal healing
>hit tab
>gold medal objective time despite being support the entire game
>just like the past dozen games
Do people not know when to push/hold the point, or what?
>D.VA defense matrixing behind a rein with his shield up
>>154343736
Jeez, I wasn't trying to be malicious. Your blood pressure, dawg
>>154343826
It's an Intel HD Graphics card. Just an onboard thing.
>finally finished rank placement
>end up at2311
i have no idea how i place at the updated rank system since all the posts about it are from the first week of comp and mostly theory posts
also
>at the end of my last match
>potg glitches
>i still see the commendations page but it takes me out of the game when i go to the exp and rank progress page
>well okay
>EXIT GAME
>gives me a warning for leaving matches
>i have never even left a ranked match my whole career
>>154344127
Let this meme die.
>>154344092
I tend to use fan on tanks, still useful for things like reinhardt's shield
how do i stop suckin'?
>>154344220
>It's an Intel HD Graphics card. Just an onboard thing.
based on the fact that you're running an i3, I'm gonna guess it's not that good and say don't risk it.
>>154344220
>Intel HD Graphics card
there is no such thing
you do not have a graphics card at all which means the game will probably not even run, much like every 3D game released in the past 5 years
>>154344220
I'm afraid you're not going to have a good experience with Intel HD. Don't waste your time trying.
You should consider getting a cheap GPU to put in the computer and play the game on low settings, most games on low don't look too bad these days.
>>154344307
grind your aim and gamesense solo or queue with friends
>>154344082
D. Va's primary weakness is her enormous, center-stage critbox that negates the damage reduction on her armor.
Pharah can't crit, so D. Va might as well have 200 extra HP against Pharah.
Genji is just too goddamn slippery to reliably hit unless you're an airshot god and can hit him every single time he double jumps.
D. Va and Genji also have instant-activating ways to fuck over Pharah's ult, and her ult is already bad as it is.
>>154344126
I do play other characters, but she's my personal favorite and best character. If my go-to character gets dumpstered by the meta, all I'm doing by playing ranked is mindlessly grinding out comp points, which if I'm just gonna play mindlessly I'd rather play quick play.
>>154344110
DEATH IS WHIMSICAL TODAY
>>154344307
git gud
>>154344335
Intel actually has made a series of integrated graphics processors since 2010. they're just shit.
>>154344307
Play easy characters or practice more often. Play roles your team needs if you aren't that good. If your problem is aiming you can play forgiving characters for that first, if it is positioning you can do the same. It's very specific.
>>154344332
>>154344338
>>154344335
Alright, thanks.
And I suppose it's Intel HD graphics driver, and not a card... It's not a tower, and I don't think there's such a thing as a USB GPU so fug. Saving up for a decent machine, then.
>>154344082
Everything is Pharah counter. Winston one of the most terrifying. Ironically, McCrees are one of the easiest kills because most are bad.
>>154344092
>Do you still M2 Roll M2
You use it in melee range vs tanks, especially Roadhog. It's more like a panic move than a planned attack.
>>154335956
god my fucking DICK is diamonds. I want more pics of poses like that. Holy fug.
so this......is the power.......of forced 50.......wow......
game needs a character-specific tutorial to be completed before you can select it
>>154344608
I've got the perfect girl for you
>>154343341
Pressing shift again allows him to build a level 2 turret straight away, but only if he has a certain amount of scrap.
>>154344673
Are you even trying dude? You do nothing most of those games.
http://amomentincrime.com/
Is this some new insane virus site?... fuck you /v/...
>>154344378
>so D. Va might as well have 200 extra HP against Pharah
But Armor only reduces damage by 5 after a certain treshold of damage.
So instead of doing 120 damage Pharah does 115 damage.
That's not that that big of a difference.
>Genji is just too goddamn slippery to reliably hit
Splash damage is very reliable damage.
>airshot Genji
See, the thing is Pharah has this ability to always have the high ground so you never have to airshot anything.
>>154344673
>lel forced 50/50
Nothing is forced its called working match making. Even Master can barely squeak out 60%. Grand needs like 75%
>>154344210
>Coordinated D.Va, Reinhardt, and Healer support
>The trade absorbing damage with Shield, Defense Matrix, and a little bit of armor.
Can't kill it without an ult
>play symmetra
>drop teleporter
>tracer drops out of the sky and destroys it in 5 seconds flat
>>154344828
>So instead of doing 120 damage Pharah does 115 damage.
I think you forgot the part where crits also change the amount of damage you do, and Pharah can't crit, which was the primary point. The armor just makes it worse.
>Pharah
>splash damage
>always has the high ground
>mfw
>>154344821
it's the sombra ARG, you sperg
They picked literally the worst time to do this console test. I understand the weekend offers more players to make the game seem less dead because you can hoist the concurrent playercount forever, but the rubberbanding on xbone AND ps4 is so fucking ridiculous right now.
>>154343341
Change up his secondary fire to a superheated spike that deals dot damage, and "paints" a target hit by it. The sentry turret will constantly track that target, and give vision of it to Tor.
Hammer swing speed is much faster, or gives more repair value.
>>154344968
That kind of situation is what Reaper is for. He *teleports behind them* and then bullies the healer. Tanks turn to defend their healer, team then pushes.
>>154345181
>remove flak
why though
>>154344673
tfw
>>154344821
YEP, i'm in your mainframe right now. Going to redirect your packets to my modem ports over ethernet. say goodbye to you're bank account.
>>154345024
>Play Ana
>Sleep Dart Winston that barely left me out alive
>McCree starts spamming him fuck far away
>Wake up and immediatly ults
>Kill us both in the end
I can't deny I was salty, but damn that was funny.
I wish Widowmaker wasn't blue, it looks stupid.
>>154345373
Pink would be better.
Brown would be the best
>>154345373
you look stupid
>play zenyatta
>win
why is this allowed?
Has anybody watched Japanese players of Overwatch?
Are there things they do much differently from the rest of the world or characters they prefer?
>>154345318
Ana has literally the best moments out of any character. Its hard to get mad playing her even when everything is shit because something amusing always happens.
>>154345421
mcree stun and roadhog's hook tilts me the most
>>154345424
>Implying overwatch doesn't already have way too many brown grils
>>154345234
I don't know. Maybe make it his primary fire instead?
His draw points seem to be the turret and his armor scraps. His turret is garbage, so something needs to be done to make it less garbage.
This solution is meant to counter people from trying to peek from the corner and just sniping the damn thing. Because for some insane reason, it could be facing that exact corner, but has the reaction time of a rock when looking right at enemies.
>>154345089
>crits
So it's not that D. Va has 200 extra HP against Pharah, is that her HP basically cut down by 200 by characters like Reaper so in comparison Pharah isn't the best at taking her out.
But still, you don't need to crit D. Va to damage her and 5 less damage per rocket is barely "worse".
She's an incredibly easy target to direct hit so you reliably do 115 damage every time you hit her.
The real issue against D. Va is her Defense Matrix, which makes it hell for Pharah to damage ANYBODY.
>I can't play Pharah so here's a reaction image
Cool, thanks.
>>154345536
Woah there
>>154341237
Almost there fampai
>>154345592
Except I also mentioned her defense matrix in the first post. I said it straight fuckin up dude. And you didn't argue against it so we stopped talking about it.
Are you okay dude
>>154345373
Take it back.
>>154335156
>getting mad at zarya mains
Literally why?
>>154345526
Nerf your fucking ult first. You cheap whore.
>>154345552
Agreed. Brown waifu fags are the worst.
Anyone else here throw games just to get those perfect ass shots?
>>154344828
You need to consider that D.Va will pop matrix to eat your very predictable, slow moving, slow rof rockets. It's not a matter of easily landing 5 bodyshots to eject her of Meka
>the thing is Pharah has this ability to always have the high ground
High ground against D.Va and Genji?
El oh el
If D.Va is given free reign to block and bully Pharah, she will do exactly that because D.Va excels at that niche
>>154345734
junk, ready to blow that ass up
fuck getting invited to random premades, they always expect you to support or tank while their shitty dps friends are unable to kill anything
>Entire enemy team downed by friendly Earthshatter
>This is my chance!
>Get in the middle
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>no one dies.
>Ult ends
>continue to shoot them point-blank in the face
>no one dies
>Enemy Reinhardt gets up
>kills me instantly
HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HAPPEN?
Got placed 3010, soloed every match. Is that good?
>>154345552
>implying you can have too many
I would like a white girl who was actually attractive though.
I'm thinking, Widow's height with brown hair and green eyes.
>>154345835
91st percentile I believe.
>>154345835
good and lucky
>>154345421
This Legoman?
>>154345708
sleep tight reap tight
nerb deez
>>154345516
They're always jumping, and never switch characters after the match starts.
They love every female in the game, particularly Mei and D.Va.
They love Lucio, he's on every fucking team, so is Reaper.
They like Genji but hate Hanzo. I've even heard people say that he's a stereotype.
Reinhardt gets played a lot.
McCree almost never gets played.
That stupid smut fic still isn't done is it? I wanted somethinggarbage but mildly amusingto read.
Posting best thighs
>>154345708
sleep tight reap tight
>>154346060
>best thighs
That's notReaper, anon.
Post Big Chief Justice Rainer
Should I just fucking mute all communication in comp until I get into platinum? The silent teams are doing way better anyway, better than some level 25 faggot with lucky placement matches giving out his shitty orders for everyone to die to.
>>154345940
Yeah
>>154346036
To be fair, "Japanese guy in traditional wear who's good at archery and has a hard-on for honor" looks like a stereotype from where I'm standing, too. Could be worse though.
>>154346060
I'd crawl thru glass to drink her bath water
>>154346154
This guy understands.
>>154346060
I'll play shitmmetra when they fix her manface
When will overprogress start working again? I wanna know my rank globally
>>154346241
Hanzo's accent is also quite stereotypical.
Give me a franchise to mix with Overwatch for the purposes of shitty fanart.
>>154346060
wow terrible tastemy waifu's thighs aren't big or anything but tall and lean is pretty attractive to me
>>154346154
>>154346318
Stop making fun of Gabriel. You guys have no idea what it's like to be a strangely-proportioned man with overly large thighs.
It's so hard for me I MEAN HIM to find pants that fit right, they're always too fucking loose at the bottom so they can fit around the thighs and I HATE IT.
>>154346393
They have different voice actors in the Japanese game.
>>154346397
Halo
post healsluts
>>154346486
Show us your thighs anon :3
>>154345686
>the first post
I was only here for the second post.
>ignoring everything else and making my well being the subject
I'm fine, thanks.
>>154345782
>High ground against D.Va and Genji?
>El oh el
By the time either of them take the initiative your Jump Jets should be off cooldown and plus in the case of D. Va, who can just blow her blocking and movement abilities because of the low cooldown, you have Concussive Blast to create distance and avoid her harassment.
Genji isn't really much of a sweat unless you're completely isolated with no Lucio and he got the initiative.
Then you're basically 2 M1s and a dash away from death. It's not surprising, Genji wins a 1v1 against any Offense character.
>>154346060
Its me :3c
>>154346248
dude, she's indian, you can just go to the ganges.
>>154346397
Gimme a DIO Tracer, drawfriend
>>154346060
>>154346598
Don't ever post a MercyxPharah ship again.
>>154346486
I'm not making fun of him, he really does have fantastic thighs.Sorry to hear they cause you so much trouble, though.
>>154346725
>post Mercy and Pharah doing cute things
>it's a MercyxPharah ship
My diagnosis? PTSD.
>>154345515
seriously, anyone know why?
>>154346712
Mercy is better!
Should she get a buff?
>>154345919
Damn I don't want to ruin it now
>>154345926
To be fair I've never played better than those placement matches. I don't think I could keep it up.
>>154346573
N-No I'm self conscious about it and that would be gayand I'm part mexican so my legs are hairy it's not cute
>>154340346
Wiwk
>>154346318
>that nose
>>154346880
she just got one
>play bastion main in comp
>get Volskaya, pick bastion
>get people worried
>say I'm bastion main
>they call bullshit and check
>I am (17.5 hours comp, 13 bastion, 4 pharah, 20 minutes S76)
>they go full ham in the chat
>sociopath
>gigacunt
>win defense
>almost go attack bastion for being salt
>go easy on them because they were good sports about it and go pharah
>we win
>other team hurls slurs, and all quit before POTG
>leave off with 'APB: Always Play Bastion'
>guy tells me to fuck off, and calls me a dps scrub
>send friend request
Bastion's fun.
>>154346880
Better pistol.
What are some hot and ready tips for Rocketdude? I want to main another offensive character and I used to play a lot of Soldier in TF2 so I figured she'd be easiest to learn but after a few days I still don't feel comfortable with her
>>154346880
She needs a redo. Overheal, Sapping, something
>>154346987
her pistol is already fucking amazing, wut?
>>154346537
The waifufriends I can deal with. What really butters my crumpets is the return of the pocket medic fetishization as if we're all still playing MMOs in 2004, only now with more delusions of alpha status.Mercy will only ever love Pharah fight me
>>154346997
concussive blast is your "rocket jump", but it's for lateral movement if you use it like that. It's fantastic for knocking people off of ledges. Avoid flying around too much if there are hitscan heroes focusing on you
>mfw I have been playing this game for 2 weeks and I just found out tracer is a girl.
>>154346816
It's a common symptom of those who frequent tumbler and reddit.
>>154346964
>17.5 hours QP
fug, fix'd it
>>154347181
You might be a retard.
>>154346997
Don't play her like Soldier, necessarily.
Her rockets are faster and have less splash damage.
She has better vertical mobility but much worse horizontal mobility.
You want to stay at mid-range in the air bombing people and dropping to leave when you're in danger.
You can't pull a Soldier and go balls deep on people, or at least you shouldn't unless you have to.
Learn to direct hit at much as humanly possible, that's the biggest thing.
>>154347181
What
>>154347258
>>154347243
I was playing without sound on my brothers shitty laptop.
Came back to my dorm and downloaded the game on my main rig.
>>154346997
Shoot at the ground near them, not at them. Stay airborne or on high places. Drop or hide if you feel Soldier or Widow shooting at you. Use your concussive blast to disperse the enemy team or push people off the side. Try to use your Ultimate in tandem with other characters' ultimates that freeze people in place. That or get behind the enemy team, slightly above them, and use it.
Who are some ez champs to carry with? Any tank? Most offense champs if you're good enough?
>symmetra doesn't shield
>ana can't aim
>lucio just wanders off with his speed buff to be killed when he gets trapped in a garbagerodent trap in front of their spawn door
>mercy will tether itself to the nearest bastion/rein/phara and never let go of them
>zenyatta will go out in the open and get absolutely demolished by their snipers every single time instead of staying back
>still don't want to play support
This is your life now
Endless suffering
>>154347095
No, it's not.
The bullets are slow, the fire rate is slow, and you have to take into account the time it takes to switch.
The damage is sub-par and doesn't make up for these things.
Healers need high DPS weapons built for defending themselves.
Take the Medic's Syringe Gun for example.Yes, that's not the best example because the Crussader's Crossbow is a thing but we already have Ana in the game.
>>154347214
I just like cute girls doing cute things.
>>154347421
hanzo
>>154347421
Reinhardt is free wins.
>>154347421
Zarya
Hanzo
rein
Genji if you're good enuff
>>154347541
I should buy a fucking meme Crusader Crossbow (Professional Killstreak etc etc) and call it "Ana".
>>154346036
They say "nice" a lot.
Anyone else getting thrown into a lot of lobbies where it's "Waiting for players" and it never finds them and kicks everyone? I'm fucking sick of it, it's happened to me like 12 times just tonight.
>Eichenwalde really is the only new content we're getting for an entire month
>get wiped on koth
>only lucio left alive
>he dances around the point and staggers the fuck out of his respawn for an extra 2%
>Maximum allowed video duration is 120 seconds
Ummm, my webm is like 10 seconds. The fuck, 4chan.
>>154347786
Reposting what an anon said a while ago:
September will be Eichenwalde
October will be Halloween shit
November will be Sombra
December will be Christmas shit
Expect nothing more.
>>154347786
And the new emotes and Rein's skins. But yeah it's the only thing until Sombra in October (mid-October probably)
>>154347786
>Implying Oktoberfest isn't starting around the 15th
>>154347979
Do you think we're getting cool monster costume themed skins?
>>154347786
tfw we wait a whole month, then bliz announces Halloween costumes but there's no witch mercy.
>Comp
>Stomping them on KotH 2-0 didnt even let them touch the point
>Suddenly our team comp changes for no reason
>Lose rein, gain sym who later changes to mei and iceblocks our team
>Reverse 3, getting fucking shit stomped, we dont touch the point ever again
Why, why, why, WHY do people do this
if the comp is working DONT CHANGE HOLY SHIT
>>154347850
It'll also reject it if the file is too big.
October: Halloween
November: Sombra
December: Christmas
January: New Map
February: Valentines Day
March: Doomfist
April: A joke
>>154348114
It's 2.7MB and I've removed the audio stream.
>>154345592
>her HP basically cut down by 200 by characters like Reaper
It's like this
Damage is halved against Armor, up to a maximum of 5 damage reduction. Therefore, armor is very effective against many instances of low damage and not very effective against a single instance of high damage.
Critical Hits, granted by most ranged attacks when the head is struck, aka Headshots, double the damage dealt.
Reaper deals damage with a shotgun, 2-7 damage x 20 pellets. If he were to point-blank to someone's head all 20 pellets(nigh impossible), he would deal 280 damage(see dps spreadsheet in OP). Against D.Va's 400 points of armor, he loses 100 points of damage per shot if all pellets hit, so even if he get a point-blank 20x pellet headshot(still not realistic), and does only 180 damage. The only thing that it takes Reaper longer to kill than D.Va is an Ulted Winston or a Reinhardt shield, even factoring in the increase in headshot damage. Pharah's time to kill on D.Va on average is faster than Reaper's.
Pharah's time to kill on D.Va is effectively 3rd fastest in the game (Sentry Bastion and a Junkrat)
So the statement
>..by characters like reaper...in comparison Pharah isn't the best at taking her[D.Va] out
is actually quite errant.
>>154348294
Huh... I don't know what the problem is, then.
>>154348410
how do you get a 1.36 MB video file at 720p? Webms have always been like witchcraft to me.
Lads, I went from 2350 to 2850 by literally (literally) maining Zen
He is unironically the way out of the trench, trust me.
Zaryas bubble shouldn't save people from Tracers bomb if it is already stuck to them. It's already inside the bubble and shouldn't do jack shit .
>>154348410
>Reinhardt just leaves
>>154347402
Your still retarded.
Nothing about her is remotely masculine.
>>154348587
I didn't make the webm, but my guess is that they lowered the quality in the video somehow with some kind of software.
>>154348612
t. Tracer main
Get fucked
>>154348410
>>154348587
Low bitrate, small duration, not much action... it depends on several factors.
>>154346154
>Reaper
Shit tier,Bastionhas the best thighs
>Win a match
>taunt the Torb and Bastion because hey fuck em
>don't think anything of it because it's just friendly banter
>other team wins the next match
>suddenly both of the players try to throw my banter back at me like it really got to them
>type "It's just a game, bro"
Why are people so salty?
>>154348612
>Getting this mad from being outskilled
>>154347421
Mei
76
Hanzo>>154347515
>>154348308
Wouldn't that still be more damage at a faster rate than what Pharah can deal?
Also, wouldn't Reaper have a much easier time getting around Defense Matrix in comparison to Pharah?
>>154347421
zenfuckingyatta
>>154348606
I know right? I can only win in solo q with either him or D Va.
Although nothing can save you from a completely retarded team, so you'll just have to accept some losses.
NEW THREAD
>>154347640
>>154347640
>>154347640
>>154347640
Let's get this thread to bump limit first!
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Eichenwalde tomorrow.
I just saw a guy in qp who mained McCree with a season high of 81 in competitive s1 and has and average accuracy of 46%. What the hell? I though anything under 50% was scrub tier, but this guy was great.
>>154348945
I-I always heal you Reaper, p-please
>>154346060
>>154346154
>>154348793
You're all so wrong it's funny?
>>154348979
Average accuracy means nothing when you spam shots like McCree does. Critical hits are the main thing.
>>154348657
Not that anon, but she looks just enough like an androgynous teenager that I can kinda see it.
Only see it, though. Her voice is unmistakable.
>>154341237
>tfw I was ranked 145 last week
I'm slippin
>>154345668
>Posting quickplay stats
For what purpose?
Anyway if anyone wants to get to 3500 with me feel free to send me a request, #1958
>>154349049
God fucking dammit really? Then I've been playing him wrong all this time.
>>154349097
Wrong pic lol, that was a week ago, now I'm a shitter, pic related
>>154349201
REAL NW THREAD
>>154347640
>>154347640
>>154347640
That one links the older thread before this one, the new one links this thread!
>>154349240
You really are a fat neckbeard, linking your """new""" thread when there was a new one right before?
CUck.
>>>154337294
>>154337294
>>154348864
>Getting around Defense Matrix
Both get blocked by Defense Matrix for the same potential amount of time. Both ults get blocked by Defense Matrix to the same degree of devastating effectiveness.
And yes, full point-blank Reaper headshot DPS is higher than Pharah's direct damage at any range, but if you were to pretend Reaper was killing D.Va in such an extreme way, it's only fair to say that D.Va is shooting back in the same extreme way in which she kills him faster than he kills her.
In all realistic scenarios, Pharah is significantly better.
>>154349159
Yes. Aim for the head mate.
>>154345819
They probably had a Zen who ulted.
>>154349337
That old thread linked another older thread instead of this thread. You're the autist starting thread wars. You realize you link the previous thread for the archives right? Stop being so autistic, it's not a big deal.
>>154341573
plat healslut LF daddy ;)
qwerterio#1241
>>154330181
>Fixed a bug causing Roadhog’s chain to become permanently extended if his target disconnected from the match
Holy shit I need video evidence of this bug it sounds hilarious.
>>154341237
A-am I good yet anon?
>>154346060
is she going poo in the loo?
>>154348483
I love tanlines so much
>>154350846
You're alright
>>154341017
I would love this as a meme. Plz artfags.
>>154332924
Holy shit that artist mangled his gun
>Playing Overwatch with one of my friends
>"Dude I never get mad when I play video games"
>Everytime he dies he goes and compliments the person who killed him
>We lose the first two matches
>"Yeah dude I think I'm done for the day, I'm trying to break my loss streak"
>Leaves
>mfw
>>154343619
You can solo carry a team while supporting and dealing shit tons of damage.