/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Au Ra tummies

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>>154314580
Tum tum tummers

>>154314509
>>154314509
>>154314509

>>154314580
mmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhh yah those scars are so hot. you looks like a burn victim after you broke sharia and they threw acid on you. I wanna cum on those oatmeal hips.

>>154314741
I do hunts sometimes late at night, I still need my wyvern mount

>>154314741
Unsure. I see people calling out hunts in my server so there probably is still a population that does it.
However it is gilgamesh so take that as you will.

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Does anyone here like elezen...

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let me play you the song of my people

>>154315023
Not this one.

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>>154314678

>>154314741
they are on balmung although it might be deader than usual right now due to late patch lull and legion being out
one of my LSes announces S ranks and those seem to die pretty quickly

>>154314919
http://pastebin.com/rP45UBvt
Found it.
Wu's name is Lilith Nine

>>154314678
That is a very nice tummy, butt as good?
does whom it belongs to have a name?

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>>154315127
oh... why not...

>>154311748
>>154313154
Do I go male Highlander or male Aura? Not gonna be a dadlander I think there's plenty of good ones already.

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>>154315023
Nah.

>>154315260
Because it means there's still no blue au ra...

>>154315152
Why does Arie's tummy look better than other lizards'?

Do I have to pay in order to server transfer to Gilgamesh?

>>154315156

Thank you.

I see Brianna is being the same amount of stupid as always.

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>>154314470
god damn look at those lala hips

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>>154315506
it doesn't

>>154315156
This is preposterous
Not even your average feminist is this dumb

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>>154315023
They're pretty cool.

>>154315653
wu is a nu male trying to pass off of a tranny

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Wiping city anyone

>>>/v/ is making fun of us again guy
>>>/v/351267441

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>>154315447
You like blue au ra...?

>>154315671
Rock on...

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>>154315552
na, it opens up in the middle of the night pretty often, as in about 12 hours from now, as well as it'll be open after maint for a decent length of time...if you mean make a character there

of course you have to pay for a server transfer ^^;
>>154315827
I can try to queue at an equivalent time

>>154315942
I love Aranea's cute tanned tummy!

>>154315951
Thanks, I'll try to make a character during the night then :)

>need 3 more horde tokens for SMN weapon
>nobody does nidhogg extreme anymore
>potd makes me want to kill myself

>>154315893
I want to eb, a blue au ra...

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>>154315951
I'm queing in a minute

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>magma fishing
point me to the active volcanoes please

>>154316274
Sohm Al

>>154316103
because you play on a server that has 5x the population of dead servers yet less PvE clear rates than those same dead servers

>play as female

Tells only from male characters. I'm tilted, I just want a cute female to message me for once.

>>154316103
You're in the no zone when it comes to primal farming. Sephirot's been out for two patches.

Primal farm parties work in the first 2-3 weeks, when the good players are doing the fight, and they work after about three full patches because that's when gear will start to carry the really shit players through.

Everything in between is mostly a waste of time.

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Is it too late to join the "Laika is a retard" train?

>>154316295
>Sohm Al
Completely forgot about this place, thanks anon

>>154316068
who is this ??

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>>154316463
I play a male character and I only get tells from male characters too

>>154315653
Wu has a history of this bullshit. He complained about the level 44 darkhold drops as if males didn't get something as stupid.

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>>154316248
I queue'd

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>>154316463
>>154316564
i don't get any tells at all because i use the squid hair

>>154316675
>>154316564
I guess we will suffer together. I'd rather not get any tells desu, better than getting my hopes up

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>>154316463
tfw no tells

>>154316675
i sent you a tell saying cute squid once....

>>154316756
because u dont dress as a slut

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>>154316776
i don't remember

Does SE do anything to gil bots at all? Ever?
Not a single bot I've blocked has been deleted, I swear they're at least 40% of their income.

>>154316925
they supposedly get banned in waves

if you don't want to deal with gil spammers, get on balmeme

>>154316756
I don't like being backstabbed in the middle of erp :(

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lalafell in evenstar tights

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Never tells, I am too weird for such, so I catnap.

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>>154316230
who are you...

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>>154316879

>>154316994
{Can I have it?}

>>154316925
when they ban characters, they don't get deleted.

I know a person who's been permabanned from the game months ago due to sexual harrassment and his character still shows up on my friends list and on the lodestone.

>>154317018
oh I am going to have fun tonight

catboys
post your catboys!

>>154315279
If you go male highlander the call of the dad will eventually creep up on you, trust me.

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>>154315279
Both are good, it's just the aesthetic choices/animations

You should roll an alt and try them out to see if you like it or not

>>154317018
lmfao
>Saeha Mugen: waaah people should not be sluts!!!
>Saeha Mugen: waaaah people should not erp!!!!
>Saeha Mugen: waaaaah don't get collared!!!
>Saeha Mugen: but its ok if i do it :)

>>154317008
It doesn't matter... you're already taken...

>>154317018
do a spin in the blue summer bikini.

>>154317225
what if I want to be a grandpa instead

Shirou...........................

>>154317320
that's just a dadlander + age, you can't escape the call.

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>>154317264
so what...
tell me your name...

>>154317445
I'm going to fuck both of these sluts.

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What does /xivg/ think of midlanders?

lala (girl) bp

>>154317445
There's no use...

>>154317545
no.. do NOT lewd the lalas..

>>154317695
THEY'RE LEWDING THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN

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>>154317509
No you won't...

>>154317580
Why do you say that...

>>154317774
qt kitty butt

>>154317764
THAT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE HORMONES YOU PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR FOOD

>>154317225
>tfw every time i make a highlander i get annoyed by the eyes and they always end up looking like uncle dante

>>154317870
We'll never be together... I'm sorry to have wasted your time...

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>>154314470
>Bunny Girls Edition
I am in.
>>154317528
They're alright. Generic, but good-looking most of the time.

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>>154318058
wtf...
tell me your name...

>>154314580
>ffxiv
>au ra tummies bigger than their asses

>>154317870
Who is that Daddy

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>>154317243
this is exactly the same as all of the above thank u for ur response

>>154315023
the male elezen lost their swagger, from the FF11 counterparts, females seem to just look like gigantic hyur

>>154317923

Kittypanties

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who tf is laika and where my waifu laeka at?

>>154318325
i wish we had customisable animations, then i might play an elezen because holy fuck i hate their movement animations

>>154318404
still to this day one of the best c@s

>>154318404
Laika is Nashu Nelh. Current top dom and harem owner of Soft

does anyone have the most recent Ebin ranking list?

>>154318632
No, too many have been eliminated.

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>>154318118
>Bunny Roe
That's my specialty

>>154318632
>top tier
Kirito Tia

>low tier
everyone else

>>154318526
Who are the best cats?

>>154318824
shit I just wanted to blacklist them all

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a8s farm static still looking for ninja or caster with good attitude and numbers for 3.4
pst

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When is the official catbutt hour?

Post soft femc@ rankings and soft house

how is the RP on Gilgamesh

>>154319189
what about soft lizards...

>>154318558
When will this eurocuck quit life?

>>154319290
Confined to FC's for the most part. You won't see it happening in the streets like Balmung generally.

>>154319413
Why would he? He's got his own harem.

>>154319186
this c@ >>154317774 already started it. now we just need more cats to follow in line.

>>154316925
all gils are bots

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>>154318861
I wish there was a face slot for gear so I could wear my glasses with the ears. I feel weird without them.

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>>154319545
I'm on it senpai

>>154319538
Nigga latching onto already thirsty faggots isn't a harem, that's like going to the all you can eat buffet. He's just the only swinging dick (female) showing them attention.

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>>154319610

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>>154319290
I witnessed a fight between a voidknight, a humming paladin, and pic related on mist beach that got resolved by the love of the voidknight shouting at it and making the voidsent leave. it went full drama soap opera and "why can't we be friends" from there.

Take that as you will.

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REMOVE C@ remove c@ you are worst race. you are the c@ idiot you are the c@ smell. return to erp houses. to our lizard cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha, we will never forgeve you. c@ rascal FUck but fuck asshole c@ stink erp sqhipere shqipare..c@ genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead [email protected] WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget calamity .eorzea we kill the c@ , return to your precious erp shithole….hahahahaha idiot c@ and lizard smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE C@ FROM THE PREMISES.

>>154319610
>Thong
Alright, source on the mod?

>>154319756
this t b h

most soft sluts are easy to get so "owning" a harem is no big deal if you're one of the few doms on Balmung

>>154319852
It's called photoshop.

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>>154319889
rolling

>>154319941
>>154319949
Damnit. Thank you anyways

Why does Lil Bun fantasia so much? I really liked their AuRa look :/

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>>154319938
The word "dom" is taken very lightly on Balmung, it's more of "I'm willing to be on top" than anything.

>>154319889
>still not on this list

W H E W

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>>154317167
i've come from the beyond to tell you 'nyo'.

>grown man hour

>>154317167
tfw getting rid of mine soon

>>154319756
Ika blew up an actual relationship for Laika. That's not latching onto a thirsty faggot, that's full on vjera-tier webbing.

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REMOVE C@ remove c@ you are worst race. you are the c@ idiot you are the c@ smell. return to erp houses. to our lizard cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha, we will never forgeve you. c@ rascal FUck but fuck asshole c@ stink erp sqhipere shqipare..c@ genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead [email protected] WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget calamity .eorzea we kill the c@ , return to your precious erp shithole….hahahahaha idiot c@ and lizard smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE C@ FROM THE PREMISES.

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>>154317167

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ayy

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Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks

>>154320230
>relationship

You mean someone he could whine to and would still fuck him? Nigga that's not a relationship that's just a fuck buddy. I guarantee the second Laika gets his fill of Ika they'll toss the lil' nigga aside and he'll latch onto another retard.

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>>154317167

>>154320409
Ika and Koata were dating dudem.
Ika is in love with laika.

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>>154320391
Big, fat, throbbing male Roegadyn dicks

>>154320592
>love

Having a hardon =/= love my dude, no matter what your doujinshi's tell you.

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>>154317167
except im a lalafell now
though i already want to change again. dunno if ill go back to c@ or try something else

>>154320681
Ika's been thirsting for Laika for years now.

>>154320592
Ika proclaims his love for anyone who listens to him and consoles him when he feels down. He uses that word more casually than anyone I've ever known.

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>>154320391
idk can't we just hang out instead

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>>154318861
>>154314470
AW YEAH!

>>154320769
>"Ika's been thirsting for [Insert random character here] for years now."

Fixed that for you my friend.

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>>154320391
>>154320657
My girlfriend's big, fat, throbbing male(female) dick

Why would Ika be in love with someone who's already dating someone else?

Laika and Mafu are always together. They only log in to idle with each other lol.

>>154320992
hi mafu

>>154321085
Not mafu. Just saying Laika is taken, so Ika should find someone else to lapwarm.

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>>154320992
>mafu defending the grown man relationship

My sides are entering orbit in T-Minus 10

>>154316621
that was embarassing

why do people bully lalas?

>>154318861
That hair makes you look like a skunk

>>154321293
It's supposed to convey elderly milf-like wisdom.

Thread is pretty fucking awful today...

>>154321368
The heck kind of wisdom are you trying to impart?

>>154321284
>why do lalas bully people?
FIXED THAT FOR YOU.

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>all this grown man(child) drama

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:')

>>154321458
That if you're nice and let me pet you I'll give you a Kidragora as a reward.

>>154321226
>Ika should find someone else to lapwarm.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880749845/
why would he when Laika keeps leading him on?

>>154319889
>no embrace
shit list desu senpai

Post SCANDALS, DRAMA, and COUPLES

>>154321610
I accept pets free of charge, though

>>154321607
how f@ is your c@ chest?

>>154321280
thanks for the pt, sorry I'm not very use to healing yet
>>154319889
winning roll

>>154321653
I thought Biri was cool

>>154321607
how soft are your c@ feet?

>>154321723
I also give out minions free of charge. It's a win-win situation.

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>>154321736

Does this help?

>>154321607
ummm... we can see ur panties

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Time to be productively AFK for the rest of the day.
>>154321607
I saw you, too. You were running around by the bench and quicksands.

>>154321809
dropped
where the itty bitty kitty titties @

what names should be added, I'm don't know who is ebin nowadays..

>>154321738
thanks for joining, I appreciate it

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>>154321653
>http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880749845/

>A literal linkshell devoted to a eurocucks ego at getting the used goods

Please stop I can't keep laughing or I'll vomit.

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>>154321752
:(

>>154321998
This is some Habbo tier shit.

>>154320657
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

>>154321284
they like to be bullied

>>154321883
This cat is so cute! I just want to pinch her cheeks!

>>154321998
Poor Awena Marette...

>>154321998
When will Laika go back to <Saint>? Or kill themself? I prefer the latter.

>>154321998
I usually ignore crops like this, but that's kinda funny

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>>154321653

>>154322152
He's not welcome in Saint, my dude.

>>154322089
But anon, that would be bullying. She prefers headpats.

i havent played since 2013. i tried to resub but the game is gone from my account. i read this has to do with them revamping their online store. anyone have any answers as to how i can get my game account back?
i already emailed support

>>154321927
no worries, i needed the practice and more practice
>>154321738
thats a good roll i think

>>154322283
Isn't it still Harp's harem?

Regardless, that leaves only one option Laika, time to suck that gun barrel like you do dicks.

>>154321998
What is a Laika lap warmer?

anyone into gutfucking

>>154322382
Someone who disappoints their parents.

>>154322382
it's when you're too shit to be a cock-warmer or a pet
you're just there to keep the lap warm until something of value comes along

>>154322482
Explain

>>154322482
?

>>154322382
They receive his divided attention in exchange for poorly worded text fucking.

How bad must your self esteem be to decide you want to be part of a loser dickgirl's harem?

>>154322382
I'm more curious how they handle their shifts. Three full-time lap warmers have to have a schedule set up, right? With no overlap in the day or else they just kinda sit inside each other like a science experiment gone wrong

>Do you know where to find Titanium?
>Yes
>That look on your face tells me you don't
Are you saying I need to go aaaaaall the way back to Thanlaan just for this, even though I've already mined plenty of the stuff before? Thanks game

Where do I find pretty clothes?

>>154322603
>overlap
gave me a chuckle

>>154322645
Just look at what other people are wearing and ask around for what it is. If you see a screenshot of something and cant inspect. Ask here. I'd personally help you find out what the pieces are.

>>154322602
How bad is Laika's textfucking, last I heard they were still on the one sentence posting.

>>154322603
>shifts

Imagine a flock of retarded children scrabbling to snatch a candy from a pedophile's lap, all of them fighting at once to get it not realizing that it's his dick painted like a lollipop.

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>>154322535
fuck me deep and hard. stir up my guts.

or if you want to be extreme, cut me open and fuck my guts directly.

>people are unironically gossiping about gay ERP shit

>>154322790
I think I'm more disappointed in this than I am the thought of three characters clipping inside each other while sitting on another character's lap to keep it warm

>>154322820
Emily...

>>154322820
Emily post.

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This is gay, you're all gay.

Fuck you.

>>154322332
someone help please help i wanna play

>>154322820
Calm down Epperson.

>>154322909
I should very well fucking hope so, because I'm speaking the truth of the matter.

>>154322846
All jelly of Laika and his lapwarmers

>>154323009
Please tell them not to use the term lapwarmer if they're not actually focusing on warming the lap

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>>154322846
It's a good chuckle, especially while relaxing and fishing.

>>154323043
Hi Laika, shouldn't you be erping for a savage clear or something?

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>>154321998

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>>154323043
>lapwarmers in an mmo
Think they'll ever have plans of going outside and getting a real person as a lapwamer?

>>154322820
>fuck me deep and hard. stir up my guts.
Oh that's just basic /d/, I do that all the time.

>>154323208
They don't have the money to pay someone enough to let them sit on their lap.

>>154323174
I'm as disappointed as you are

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Many researchers have studied how gay-identified people live. The research has convinced me that embracing homosexuality is not the satisfying dream-come-true that society makes it out to be, even for those who are exclusively attracted to the same sex.

Let’s look at how, shall we?

this general sucks cock

>>154323253
what about the spoiler?

>>154323301
How about a gf/bf irl? It's not so hard to get one.

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>>154323362
that's because everyone here sucks cock

I live off of ebin drama. Post more secret ebin drama

>>154323497
pic especially related

>>154323475
For someone who isn't a socially inept NEET yeah, but these people are hitting autism levels that shouldn't be possible on this plane of existence.

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>>154323362
Anything wrong with that?

>>154323368
Not my thing.
More into quick deaths, like decapitation, impalement, and crushing.

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Research has shown that many gay-identified men, over their lifetime, have a lot of partners. In the 1980’s,
two researchers named Mattison and McWhirter studied 156 male couples over a period of five years.
Out of all these couples, only seven claimed that they were sexually monogamous while they were together, and none of these were long-term.

Of the couples who stayed together more than 5 years, none were monogamous.

Fascinating, isn't it?

guys ;) slutposting
so lewd ;)
im totally not a lonely virgin irl ;)

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>>154323560
>the ghetto niggress nails

When are they going to remove that nasty shit from the game.

>>154323645
>gay people aren't held back by the shackles of monogamy

problem?

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>>154314580
Tummies you say?

>>154323645
It isn't news that the average, stereotypical gay is promiscuous as fuck, anon. The stereotypical gay culture is founded on quick hookups and casual sex. The rest simply stems from that. Promiscuity is gross

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More recently, in 2003 a Canadian professor named Barry Adam released a study about gay men.
He reported that only 25% of the men he interviewed claimed to have been in monogamous relationships at some point,
and these were mostly younger men in relationships shorter than three years.

>>154323731
s-sorry ;_;

>>154323552
I guess.

anyone want to pound my boypussy at fanfest?

So what's up with the ascians anyways? What precisely is they're major malfunction. I get they serve Zodiark or whatever but why are they so hell bent on stirring up shit?

What exactly is their end-game?

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The results of these studies, and many more like them, echo what I learned from personal experience.
Many of the men I knew in the gay lifestyle were very promiscuous.
Not only those who enjoyed playing the field, but also the ones who settled down together and even referred to themselves as “married.”
I never met anyone who was in a long-term, exclusive relationship.
I asked the men in these couples why they weren’t monogamous, and the answer was always the same.
“This is just how homosexuality works,” they told me.
Even men who publicly claimed they were monogamous and fought for gay marriage told me these things in the privacy of their homes.

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Homosexuality seems to work at first because it satisfies the surface desire.
Like I said, we developed homosexual attractions and they’re real.
Giving in to them feels good.

But even when they are satisfied, the deep longing that’s hiding under the attractions is still there, unmet.
Guys who are at this point in the lifestyle probably aren’t considering change very much anymore.
They aren’t sure what’s wrong.
They are likely to assume they just need a different partner, or more partners, more ‘rights,’ or they need to fulfill some sexual fantasy born of desperation.

So I don't always read every post in these generals, what triggered this hansen poster?

>>154324568
being underage
friendless
weekend
autism

Anyone wanna erp on balmung?

How do I craft items after the lvl50 mark?
Trying to HQ frozen spirits is a pain.

>>154323560
Any more?

>>154324658
race/gender/sexual preference

If I'm not a virgin that makes it okay for me to erp and slutpost right?

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So many of us are drawn toward images of masculinity like moths toward lights, but when we follow through with homosexuality, the excitement and attraction eventually wears off.

A lot of men don’t realize what’s happening, and so are drawn to the next person or experience that triggers their attractions.
And so they get trapped in a cycle that scratches the itch but never heals the wound.

When I look at gay culture, the lives of the people I’ve known, and my own life, I see the evidence piling up.

Even those who are totally, 100% same-sex attracted are not finding what they seek by embracing homosexuality.

Thank you.

>>154324691
you need to have hq gear and a bit of good fortune with all crafter skills
make me drink the frozen spirits

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>>154320574
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>>154324742
Miqo/female/anything. I feel like bossing someone around right now

>>154320574
cute

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>>154324470
I'm not even posting right now. I was just about to go take a shower too. Why do this?

Yeah I read the thread but you post things like this even if I haven't been posting at all. Stop trying to force this. I didn't make the post saying "I" would leave. That was an impersonator. The impersonator probably being you because you keep trying to force this.

>>154324892
PM me, Ika Freerunner, it's Mafu's turn on Laika's funstick :'<

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>>154323539
wtf

>>154324782
If anything the fact you ERP only shows the vast amount of puss you're slaying irl and all you're really doing is converting all that experience into text. Don't worry virgins will never understand what it's like for us.

>>154324956
>i'm not even posting
you just did

you were obviously here and couldn't even resist replying to such obvious bait

you were probably anon shitposting

>>154324240
for most of them its probably being a douchenozzle and turning the world into DARKNEEEEEEEEESS
the white robed one is probably some nigga trying to play balancing act between light and dark

>>154324970
Ika's not even on right now you fuck

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>>154324794
I've got all my crafts to 50-54 and HQ gear/some mats, but all I know how to do is hasty touch spam into byregot's blessing, and it takes like 10 careful synthesis II to finish the actual thing.
Do I just trial and error until I find a rotation that works?
They're for leve turn ins!

Amber, please post more. Purge this >>154323174 fag again.

>>154324568
it's just some dimwitted person who thinks posting fundie christian shit is some scathing insult

>>154325005
check your mog mail

>>154325101
>he actually tried

Ayyy lmao gottem

>>154324956
You're a one annoying fuck. Fuck off, get a tripcode, post anonymously, anything.

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>>154317167

>>154325253
>You're a one annoying fuck
How's that english treating you?

>>154325129
The CS2 spam is your problem, you gotta use more skills and utilize them better, ingenuity 1 or 2, rapid synth or the name of skills. Even ingenuity into cs2 will save you durability. I'd utilize waste not 2

Give me the spirits.

>>154324956
>>154324956
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>>154324956
The daily spergolino time.

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>>154323539
you caught me, i can't stop thinking about sucking huge hard cocks... pst...

>>154325226
They're on my friends list lol?

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>>154325005
On further inspection you're character is actually pretty cute. Kinda in that goofy way how that one blue C@ with the pony tail was.

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>>154325212
if i log on and there isn't anything there i'm gonna be mad

>>154325331
marital status and sexual preference if you would

>>154325365
>>154325253
Holy hell dude, you're not even trying to hide your samefagging.

>>154325380
Okay Mafu, calm down, I'm sure Laika will get to you soon.

>>154325450
Can I pump your tight little rear?

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>>154325047
No I really wasn't. I haven't posted yet today. It's just unbelievable the lengths some people will go to in an attempt to warp people's perception of a person according to their own agenda.

And of course it's always the person they're going after that's at fault and is the problem. Not them for shitposting about the person regardless of whether they're even here and posting or not.

Can I take a shower now without you posting about me or posting pretending to be me?

>>154325510
>posting about me or posting pretending to be me?
im not that person but ok

ESL ESL ESL ESL

ESL TIME?

>>154325485
>anon only knows 3 or 4 names that associate with ika

LOL the bait god himself! !! !

Summoning Shirou.

>>154325465
i got someone that i like and bi does that count?

>>154325739
unless you like me and you want to bottom for a male roe, no

>>154325692
I don't autistically keep track of every erper on Balmung, I don't think you should be proud that you do.

>>154325909
pound my shithole daddy

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Goodnight. :> Time for sleep.

>>154325510
Tripcode, please

Stop spamming your character, you last word in syndrome fuck

>>154314580
>>154314678
moar

>>154325494
Depends on your Race Gender and server. You'd also be my first.

>>154325956
oyasumi
>>154325510
cute

>>154325129
>10 CSIIs
Stop. Just do Maker's Mark -> Flawless Synth and Piece by Piece. That should get you at least half your progress bar and you should only need a couple CSIIs to finish.

>>154325971
Sorry, I'm not a slut!

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Does anyone like miqote

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>>154325450
i guess
that's kinda what i wanted anyway

>>154325951
THE FUCKING BAIT GOD HIMSELF!!@! AHHHHHHH

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>>154326070
I dunno about that

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>>154325909
i don't know you so i guess you're not who i like sorry

>>154325959
You're a real special kinda cancer aren't you?

>>154326070
post all the au ra tummies slut

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>>154326141
no

>>154326212
who said you could dress up again?
post another slutty selfie

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>>154326152
>this upset

>>154326197
>those pasty lips
you just KNOW

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>>154323362
duh, this thing don't work itself

>>154326334
>pasty lips
it's called dried semen

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>>154325956
sleep tight

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>>154326262
no what?

>>154326362
Dad, please put your pants back on. I'm calling the police.

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Anyone want to clear and potentially farm Thordan ex with me?
;_;...

>>154326197
who's gettin ebed

>>154319182
BLM looking for static
I do around 1200 dps on that shape boss in dungeon finderon a good day

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>>154326383
Ashc@>squidchan>all balmung>creepysquid

>>154326426
Laika and lapwarmer-prime

>>154326407
I forgot to pay the phone bill

>>154326332
I'M SO FUCKING MAD DUDE HOLY SHIT XDDDD

>>154326515
guess that's why ika isnt online LOL

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What do you people want from me?

>>154325358
I've been using comfort zone and waste not 1, and now that you mention it that would probably save a lot of time.

I mean, if I have any left over I can give you some.

>>154326046
I'll try doing everything suggested, thanks again!

>>154326545
Dad, please, I'm using the linkpearl. Stop this.

>>154326598
Nothing

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>>154326568
>still this mad

It's okay, you'll find some ERP soon, just go to the Quicksand for your penis (female) injection.

>>154326598
your perma removal from this board

>>154326598
Stay yourself I like you

>>154326490
Ash C@ + Squid Kid otp?

>>154326796
That's a weird OTP, dude

>>154326598
END IT YOU DELUDED PSYCHOPATH

YOU'RE A WASTE OF OXYGEN, FAILURE OF YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR FRIENDS

END FUCKING IT

>>154326598
post more tummy

>>154326412
yes
what's thordan ex?

>>154326362
I think there's a pill for that.

>>154326515
Can't think of a better couple than two thirsty losers that can't help but cheat on their other half.

>>154326854
More like the cutest one.

>>154326978
No, no I definitely meant "weird"

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>>154326490
but i'm squid rn

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>>154326671
No more angry, only hugs. Warm naked dad hugs.

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>>154327086
wanna play Splatoon?

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>>154327057
Your obsession is disturbing. Is this still Chemo? Or do we have a sect of angry shitposters?