/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Jamison Fawkes!

>2993 rank
>about to win the game that would get me to diamond
>lol server disconnected
Fuck you blizzard

So anyone going to watch the world cup in a couple of hours? I'm assuming it'll be a shitshow

UNEXPECTED POST

>>154285706
I was average rank last season at around like 48-50

Now I am in like rank 30 equivalent here now and it's pissing me off, no one wants to cooperate and you just keep falling harder and harder because of it, it's so much harder to carry in shit tier games and none of my friends want to even play with me because they don't want to ruin their rank

I'm so fucking tilted and angry because I was like 2000 before and can't even win anymore, I have lost like 7 games in a fucking row

FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT

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Post objectively best dad, who, instead of being a fucking PR poster boy, goes around saving kids from life on the streets

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>still no awkward cat Zarya
>still no lioness Zarya
>still no maid Reaper
>still no fox Tracer

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I love Hana.

Anyone else occasionally losing connection to OW after the latest patch? This time it seems like there's a problem for a large amount of people, but at least once every evening I randomly drop out and get unexpected error. Still connected to bnet and everything else working fine.

The other night half my group lost connection while the others remained in-game.

>Just reached 3100
>Constantly getting put against the top 500/few pro players from my region

thank fuck for the ddos, I was about to get shunted back down to 2800 where I belong

>mouse cable snaps in the middle of competitive

ENOUGH

>>154285851
I'm trying not to have high expectations so I don't get disappointed, you're not helping!

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>tfw d.va's mech will never fuck you in the ass

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Hi! Where are the math :DDDD

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>>154285859
Que? The preliminaries are here already? Who's playing?

>unlock golden weapon
>UNEXPECTED ERROR GOODBYE
wew I sure hope it didn't fuck up that unlock

>>154285905
Get good with McCree/Zarya/Genji and win matches 1v11

>>154286009
You must be playing too hard.

>>154286083
September 9th
Austria vs Serbia - 18:30CEST
Austria vs Czech Republic - 20:00CEST
Norway vs Portugal - 21:00CEST

September 10th
France vs Croatia - 12:30CEST
Finland vs Hungary - 15:30CEST
Sweden vs Slovakia - 17:00CEST
Romania vs Slovakia - 19:00CEST
Germany vs Ireland - 21:00CEST

September 11th
France vs Portugal - 14:00CEST
Hungary vs United Kingdom - 15:30CEST
Finland vs United Kingdom - 17:00CEST
Germany vs CIS & Baltic Area - 18:00CEST
Italy vs Russia - 21:00CEST

>images not opening

FUCK MY LIFE.

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>get my first and only mercy potg so far
>during a time where the game is so mercy-biased


its bugged

>>154286087

genja after nerf lel hes dead

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>Unexpected Server Error

>>154286082
Symmetra would be pleased

>>154285905
Had the same thing happen to me last season.
I understand that I'm not a good player, I really do. Which means I physically can't carry the whole team. So when I had a losing streak one day, it took me weeks to get out simply because I feel into a tier where people would just run in a straight line into an enemy team sitting on the point, won't follow the push, won't flank, etc.

It's honestly frustrating.

is it safe to play now

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>>154286150
Thanks famalam. Have a cat

>>154286075
Bastion please

Are the US servers up?

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>>154286075
s-source?

Server's back it seems

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>>154286264
Bastion is pure and would never post such filth. I bet it's widow. she's a fucking deviant

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How is my Phara game so far? This is Comp btw.

>>154285912
you think they ever fucked?

>Your last used heroes
>who are they and why did you play them so little?

>get stuck with someone playing bastion on koth and on the next round they change to widowmaker and then junkrat the rest of the game
I hate competitive.

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I am not the turd.

>>154286150
>Various slavs, norway, portugal, austria

It's fucking nothing. Tomorrow and Sunday are gonna be worth watching at least

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>>154286075
>you will never be D.Va
>you will never get fucked in the ass by your mech

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>we get wiped 5 times during attack round
>manage to deliver the payload
>they can't even past get the first checkpoint on Dorado when we're on defense
>PotG is my mercy 2 man ress

Is there a better feeling?

>>154286470
>muh honor
>muh redemption
I get it dude, shut up

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>>154286447
Reyes and McCree? What the fuck is wrong with you? He was like a son to him! A SON!

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>>154286040

>>154286513
I'm just curious as to how competitive it'll be and the format

I'm excited to see Finland and the UK play though, those teams have potential.

IS IT SAFE

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>More raging shitheads in quick play than in ranked

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Cutest and best pairing

>>154286670
they're not even related anon
>You can't stop me from writing Reyes/McCree fic

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>the team finds hana dozing off with a holo-tablet in her hands
>it shows a basic MEKA design
>everyone on the team takes turns designging their own versions of the mechs

>a few hours later
>their custom mechs start dropping on the ORCA

>the tablet was actually a MEKA requisitions order

>diamond
>still 2 snipers on my team

its fucking impossible to rank up from here isnt it?

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>>154286762
you'll be safe if you stay with me

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>>154286075
pls sauce

>>154286827
Mercy's mech has angel wings, Junkrat's is his smiley-face in meka form
>of course we needed to make a lot of adjustments hana
>but we put it on your tab
>You can afford it

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>>154286762

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Welp time to fucking kill myself

See you guys later

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>>154286542
cant find the webm of her slapping her ass and saying NERF THIS

>>154286858
You can get to around 2900 or so solo carrying. After that you need at least one other person on your team that isn't retarded, a surprisingly tall order.

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>>154286542
I would rather be me and get pegged by D.Va herself. But the question remains same i guess.

>>154286827

>Reinhardt and Zarya get in a competition over making the stronkest MEKA
>They're both just taller versions of power armor, but with their respective weapons attached to the arms

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>>154286994
Get that disguisting shit out of here

>>154286995
Nigga I just got to 3100 solo tonight

Hana's Dong

>>154287171
Is wrong

>>154287063
MEKhardt skin with the hammer on one arm and the shield deploying like Defense Matrix WHERE BLIZZARD
I don't fucking care about silhouettes and shit I just wanna have a wacky time in battlebots

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'sup /owg/


I'm looking for tips to improve my McCree play: I just don't feel confident enough to bring him into Competitive games yet. I miss key shots very often and feel like I'm off-position the entire time, as well as not being very good at prioritizing targets

some vids for reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIH-Jzi5gAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtiS1YItXCw

criticism is very welcome, thanks in advance

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>>154286040
It ain't much, but it's somethin

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>>154286827
>Lucio

>>154287226
No.

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>be lvl140
>lvl36 Junkrat on the enemy team
>think "pssh nothing personnel kid" and ignore him
>mfw he decimates my team
>mfw team keeps expecting me to carry but I can't do shit against this fucker
>mfw he single handedly wins the game
>mfw he shows up in the next game and wins that too

I keep telling myself that Junkrat was a high level player who made a new account but I'm just not sure anymore... am I just that bad?

>>154285831
Whose hands are those touching him? Source? That is the fucking finest SFM I've seen.

>>154287226
And long

>>154285895
SHITPOST ABOUT NAMEFAGGOTRY AND SUGGESTION TO ADOPT A TRIPCODE

Just got calibated at 1997 points.
Lost all matches but 2.
How bad am i?

I want Futa Tracer to nut inside Hana and take no responsibility at all.

>>154286818
Is it young reyes/young mccree?

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>even after the memes and cutesiness, dva and tracer are still army girls (tracer being from the air force)

>they instinctively do army grunt stuff every now and again out if habit

>soldier76 sees this sometimes and sighs contently to himself

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QT

>>154286670
I love how everyone already have that head canon of how Sombra looks like. Can't wait for the wave of disappointment on the day of reveal.

>>154287506
pretty sure that is a joke about 'unexpected error' that happened 20 minutes ago or so

>>154287581
Yeah seriously, why does everyone act like they know what she'll look like already?

>>154287462
Your fault for ignoring an enemy player built for defense.

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>>154287581
>implying it's a headcanon and not just visual shorthand based on what little we know about her
Once you start veering off into headcanons, you get those terrible fake leak designs, like so

>>154287665
someone should save all the sombra fan images and do a before-after collage when the release comes


though desu blizz might go like adventure time and let fan design affect portions of the final product. which then becomes a massive spiraling shitshow when fans become more and more entitled and outright demand their fanfics be written in

>>154287581
I don't have any head canon about her. The only thing I DO know is that she's not gonna look anything like the fanart. Blizzard isn't as retarded as to make a hero with a silhouette identical to a character they've just released.

>>154287813
That never happened

>play comp
>now arriving at Eichenwalde
what's the penalty for quitting a comp match? -50 rank?

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>>154287698
He showed up in a total of 3 games (the last was 3 hours later and by some coincidence I was matched against him again). He played attack, defense and KOTH. Fucker won all three. I only ignored him the first time and focused the shit out of him the second and third. Seriously the best Junkrat I ever saw.

>>154286150
Can you link the source?

>>154287841
Animations are more important than player model. They can add another cloaked character and they won't look like Ana just because of how unique Ana's stance is.

>>154287793
>"Please help me find my legs"

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>prefer someone
>they keep showing up on the enemy team

Someone post Fareeha Amari!

>widowmaker will never fart on your face

>>154288090
>prefer someone
>they never show up again
>ever

>>154287510
I lost 5 matches and got placed at 1972 so you're better than me.

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>ywn send Genji's mutilated corpse to Mercy

Why live?

>>154288090
Do you have the Mei freezing McCree picture

>>154288197
Genji is not a blonde

>>154285715
anyone in aus/nz want to duo q? post id

who /ps4/

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>>154288101

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>>154288090
>prefer a player that's kicking my shit in when the game is released, thinking "playing against good players will make me better"
>run into him and his NEET stack where one guy plays so much he has silver borders
>they kick my shit in again
Never again

>>154288273
Are you colour blind? Because his hair is clearly green in the image.

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>>154288101

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>finally get a reaper legendary skin

>stopped playing him weeks ago because i lost the feeling of fun

>>154287407
Jesus what's wrong with your sensitivity


It's too goddamn low

Is gold average? I'm happy just being average.

How do I get better at lucio?

I can wallride for days, but seems there's some other tricks to him.

Like, accuracy, how do I get accurate with the shots? How do I maximize the knockback effect?

>need 15 wins for gold gun

too hard to win in this game solo

cp points grind sucks, loot boxes should have points

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Reminder to not play comp during the weekends.

>>154288624
Aim where they're going to be
For booping people, aim slightly above them so they get pushed upwards and away from you. It's even more effective if they're jumping or something.

>>154288710
Please don't tell me this was on attack...

>>154287407
Young Fareeha and Jesse are really cute. There needs to be more art of them

>>154288710
Best time to play comp in EU (Germany) is from 2-5am.

I wrecked shit with a random brit anon. Added each other after one game and had a fucking blast. Banter was top tier.

>>154288710
Is it really worse? I only got 8 competitive matches in during work hours, but I don't really want to wait a week until I can play during neet hours again.

>>154288624
Accuracy is abit funky, but for the knockback look up abit. just shoving someone forward keeps them on the ground and they slow down, but if you angle up abit they go airborne longer and slow down less as they travel.

just get right in their face, crouch down, push off.

>>154288710
>was playing KOTH as Lucio
>we're losing 2-0
>switch to Reaper because fuck it, if nobody counters their tanks I might as well do it myself
>win
Playing as a support when your team doesn't support you is basically being a dead weight.

>>154288339
No, but you seem to be. Also even if it was green why the fuck would a cyborg dye his hair green?

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>>154287948
It was me :^)

>>154288826
>Playing as a support when your team doesn't support you is basically being a dead weight.

This so much.

>Go Zen becasue people demand a second healer.
>Heal everyone, despite them rushing in alone
>Discord biggest threats
>No one cares to attack em
>Go Winston
>ANON WHY THE HELL YOU GOING TANK WE NEED HEALER
>We win.
>I get gold elims and still have gold heal

Why

>>154288574
Plat is average.

>still haven't done comp placement
>none of my OW friends are on
>fuck it, decide to roll the dice and solo queue
>playing McCree, KotH
>signal that my ult is ready
>Mei on our team signals that her ult is ready
>oh shit
>she drops her ult on the point and tags most of the enemy team
>Deadeyeintensifies.gif, five kills
>we keep doing this and it works every goddamn time
And my faith in pubbies was restored, however briefly, by the Mei who actually knew how to combo instead of just spamming ice walls everywhere.

>>154289021
Did you make sure to add them after the game?

Is pharah worse in koth? I seem to have a harder time because enemies can come from multiple directions and she is squishy.

>>154288934
Charlie?

pls add me

>>154288880
Because he dyed it green when he was younger and he probably still does it ya dingus

>>154288998
Well maybe I'll climb. I haven't played any actual matches yet, just placements. One was lost because it was 3v6 and another was a draw.

Has anyone experienced FPS drops since the last update? My gaming toaster isn't top notch, but previously I had around 80+ comfortable FPS. Now it's consistently between 40 and 60 with random drops below 20 for no reason; I can live through a firefight without experiencing any stuttering but looking a wall makes it plummet like a dead JUSTICE.

>>154289142
shes only good if youre either decent at her or if you have a team that can distract the enemies long enough for you to spam rockets at them and remain alive

>Play from beta and never touch Mei out of principle
>Try her during S2 placements
>She's actually fun
Still a goldbabby due to previously tanked MMR but I've been rolling in gold medals and contesting for ages. Pls subscribe

>>154288759
It was KotH

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>>154289160
What the fuck that's actually my name. That's fucking spooky.

>>154288782
2-5 AM in America or in Europe because HF I need to sleep

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>>154289160
>>and he probably still does it ya dingus
>a man who experienced tranquility
> somehow still vain enough to do retarded shit like dying hair green

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>>154287554
>that Smugberry
>tfw will never rub my face on her cute nose and her blue skin
Such a qt.

>>154289353
Same here mate. I had a day off and the gf was away so I could act like the greasy fucking nerd I am inside and play till 6 am.

I hate my responsibilities

What if Bastion had 2 forms?
Sentry form is the same
Sentry form 2 is a rail gun that deals 100-350 damage per shot at one shot per second.

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>>154289601
>another fucking sniper

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>>154289312
>>154289160
>>154289128
>>154288934
reminder to not form relationships whether friendly or otherwise with fellow OW players because OW is a good christian game for good and well mannered people

http://www.techpinas.com/2014/07/dota-trash-talking-leads-to-same-sex.html


jesus frowns upon the pozzing of neg holes

>>154289645
he won't have a scope
it'll be like mccree vs soldier 76 of burst vs consistent dps

>>154287407
what's up with this picture, do they like hate each other or something

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>>154288090
post smearing

>>154289734
I mean you'll just be fucking shooting and nail everyone in the head

>>154289601
How about we just give him back his shield and 90* turn arc?

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Baby, Ginger and Scary skins, when?

what sensitivity does /owg/ play at?

I used to use 800 at 8 sensitivity but after the meme about pixel skipping I'm using 3600 dpi (native cpi for my mouse) at 1.75 sensitivity.

>>154289836
that's already what bastion does?

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>>154288207
Not him but

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Is this accurate?

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>>154289872
[SweatingHassefhoff.targ]

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>>154290095
Trash mouse is more of a chaotic neutral isn't he?

>>154290095
Change Symmetra with Hanzo.

>>154290095
flip reaper and junk

>>154290095
>junkrat
>chaotic evil
No, he's chaotic stupid

Honestly I think widowmaker is the only hero who you could consider chaotic evil.

Platinum and below is awful because people don't switch characters and they're greedy. People refuse to play a healer or tank. I had gold on all fronts as zarya and had to switch to Lucio just so we could win, I'm doing amazing I shouldn't have to switch. These people lose the first point and stick with symmetra or hanzo. They all wanna be useless squishies.

>>154289312
I've been watching you sleep :^)

Anyway I'm SoulOfCinder#2765, also I lied I'm lvl46, my friend I queued with is lvl140 but got rekt by you too.

Does Tac Visor work on sentries and other deployable items or just on enemies players?

>>154290095
Justice is not lawful good, you dingus, Justice has always been a quality of lawful neutral characters

>>154290208

Lawful Neutral fits symmetra so well though. She doesn't care about anything but order. She'd do the same for a good organization that she would do for vishkar, all actions are a means to achieve order.

Mechanus all the way

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WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE

>>154290391
But Hanzo isn't evil either.

>>154290435
he's not a whole hog yet
he's a little hog

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>>154290272
>doing whatever she's told to do
>chaotic

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>REAPPOSITION above the enemy team
>they don't notice
>DEATH BLOSSOM IS READY
Kings Row defense is just so fun as King Edge.

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>get pulled by roadhog three times in a game
>they're all through a wall

>>154290450
Hanzo always came across as a villain for me, doesn't he have an organization of ninjas or some bullshit?
What exactly does Hanzo do?
He's so pointless shoehorned into this game

>>154288710

I have a low tolerance for irritating people, so when the McCree who has been close to death five times in a short timespan in the middle of nowhere starts talking shit, I switch to Torb and say that I'll go back to healing if they apologize. If they do, I tell them "Good boy" and switch back, otherwise... I'm stealing their deepeess golds with Torb for the humiliation.

>>154289353
Did you not notice he said EU comp?

>>154290435
>apocalypse
>not aporkalypse
baka desu senpai

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Did I make it? Am I out the the elohell now?

Alright who let the autism leak into the official forums?
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749126493

>>154289647
I play Overwatch with an old fuckbuddy of mine, and each match I keep trying to work up the courage to ask him for some fun again.

I'm a fucking degenerate, ain't I?

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>>154290095
>D&D has a cool alignment system
>let's keep applying it to everything forever

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>ask for the WHOLE HOG
>get my neg whole pozzed
How was your dream, /owg/?

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>LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>pussy teammates still hide behind the corners at full health
>there is only few enemies and the point is almost ours
>I die and we lose because nobody went in but me

>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
>everybody at low health on the payload
>they suddenly scatters around
>gaze into the iris with literally nobody and we all die

I'm tired, I'll just play Mercy from now on and fly around

>>154290642
KINGSROW
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>play placements
>barely touch overwatch after
lol.

>>154290614
no, it's shit here too
lower 2600

>>154290496
She follows orders without another thought.
Tell her to kill fucking orphans and she's gonna do it
Drown puppies? Sure why not

Theres nothing stopping her from doing a task, no emotion, no social obligations.

Seems pretty chaotic mate.

>>154290805
One needs support or else the Iris gazes into you.

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Why do I lose so many points for losing but gain so little when I win?

Shouldn't it be fucking equal how many points you get?

>>154290095
No anon this is fucking gay.

Junkrat isn't chaotic evil, he's either true or chaotic neutral
Hanzo is not evil and is trying to redeem himself
Soldier is neutral/chaotic good, he cares about helping the innocent, a true neutral would not
Reaper is not neutral, he has a very clear goal which would align more with chaotic
idk what else

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>defense
>enemy team sucks ass and is getting shrek the fucking musical'd by us for 6 minutes straight
>somehow magically teamkill us twice in a row during overtime
>we can't even get them off the objective for the 0.1 second it'd take for the overtime to burn out
>lose
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Why can't I be on THAT team?

>>154290507
on the complete other side of the spectrum
>constantly play on the ledges of wherever my team is defending
>hear reaper reposition
>check my left and right
>see him
>fill his skull with bullets while he can't move

>>154290805
Why am I, a support, more aggressive then my teammates? Like fuck, get in there and fight, I'm pushing them around, just help me out and the fucking things will die

>>154290929
doesn't hanzo still want to kill genji?

>>154290435
Fuck man I want a pet piggy so bad but I don't think I can handle him growing up to be bigger than me and attacking me and shitting all over everything I love.

>>154290907
No, mate, it seems that you don't understand what chaotic means. Or at least what it means in the context of D&D alignments off which this chart is based on

>>154291031
You do know there are a breed of pigs that grow only to be slightly bigger than a Chihuahua, right?

>>154291031
I've heard that pigs can be domesticated fairly well.
They're fairly smart animals.
You still need to give them a decent space to call their own though.

>>154291020
They made peace in the short. And Hanzo really fucking seems to regret what he did to Genji for a long time already.

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD!!

WHY YOUR SHIT MASTER SERVER DISCONNECTS EVERYONE FROM THEIR RESPECTIVE GAME!!!!

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If you're reading this, I love you.

>>154291020
Only because that means Genji can no longer forgive him.
The only one who can say Hanzo is done grieving is Hanzo.

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Is THIS accurate?

Fuck. Are the World Cup preliminaries today gonna be streamed or not? Can't find fucking anything anywhere

>>154291031
Just get a miniature pig. They are almost like dogs and are trainable even.

>>154291162
>Zen
>not asexual
>torb
>bottom

>>154291084
Oh,anarchy ?
Why are people using the world chaotic if they mean anarchy?

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>>154291121
Anon that's a fake-ass trend, they literally starve them to stop them from growing.

http://modernfarmer.com/2014/03/never-buy-teacup-pig/

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IS THIS ACCURATE???

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>>154291162
>someone put his time into making this

>>154290106
?
Is that Scary Spice?
dayum

>>154291290
Well, you're no fun.

>>154291304
>bastion doesn't have the lowest skill floor
>is a stationary point and click adventure hero
it doesn't get any simpler than that

>>154291162
Slightly more accurate than most ships, aka mostly baseless head canon shit.

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>>154289796
post memehardt

>>154289403
Ok anon, then find me a better image of Genji's dismembered corpse stuffed into a tiny box and I'll post that instead.

>>154291162
This is accurate, except Genji is everyone's bottom bitch and Reaper is a switch

>>154291304
This doesn't make sense, most of the bars are of an almost equal height so I can't even read it.

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>>154291510

>>154291162
Looks fine, except Genji needs to be way further right on the bottom side

>>154287407
Learn to flick and shoot, there are too many times where it'd take to long for you too aim and shoot where you could have just flicked and shot and moved onto another target.

>Like playing support because I find it fun
>Downside is people going extremely out of their way to kill you
>Also lost count of how many times someone use a ult for me and only me
I did expect this.

>>154290536
He's the boss of a Japanese crime family, but I think he defected and went rogue. He still isn't a good guy, though,

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>>154291416
You think the innocent, tiny baby pigs are having fun being starved? Huh? HUH?

>>154290795
it had you in it

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>>154289441
It is indeed a very cute nose

>>154291708
Shit just got real

>>154291708
Are you a pig? You don't know!
maybe they get some wicked starvation high.

What rank is the average player? Gold?

>>154291162

>Zenyatta even being on the chart

nigga do you even transcend

>>154289796
How does that happen?

>>154291819
Bronze

>>154291708
Okay let's be real.

It's either minipigs or a delicious ham, bacon and rib plate. Either road isn't pretty might as well go down the road where you get a pig friend for awhile.

>>154291162
Remove Zenyatta from this chart you fucking fool.

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>>154291510

>>154291876
>friend then food
I like where this is going

>>154291162

>Zenyatta, the character the revolves entirely around smashing people in the face with his balls
>bottom

>>154291859
Same way all animation happens, moving bones and shit.

>>154291618
>Like playing tank because I find it to be the only thing worthwhile
>Downside is having a hitbox the size of three offense heroes taped together and low mobility
>Also lost count of how many times I ulted the enemy team and no one followed up on it
I'd be lying if I said I didn't expect this.

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>>154291929

how the fuck is overwatch suppose to be an ""esport" if the spectating system is so horribler?

>>154291859
The entire game is crammed with squishsquash to make fast movement smoother. You can see it more easily with with Torb's gun after he melees, certain highlight animation, etc.

>>154291962
Clearly he's a power bottom

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>>154291162
Where's Bastion?

>>154289872
>Baby
Pink suit, silver armor, blonde hair?
>Ginger
Union Jack suit, Union Jack armor, ginger hair
>Scary
?????

>>154292042
He's not for lewd

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>>154291989

>>154292056
Clearly scary is just Blackface

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>>154291876
Not always. A lucky few wind up as prize pigs due their enormous sizes.

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>>154292121

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>Blizzard matchmaking

>>154292189
>the look on junk rats face
>the size of those pig balls

Jesus.

>>154292157
>Scary
Red and black Tracer like in my Japanese fanarts.

>>154290052
Thanks, this picture genuinely makes me laugh

>>154288982
Fucking this. Even playing with my friends it is like this.

>Tracer/Reaper/Mc Cree behind us/on the left/on the right.
>Call out his position
>We get wrecked since no one bothers to go deal with him.
>How would I know what "Enemy Reaper on the right means? Like where is he excatly?"

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>>154291304
>Pharah with higher skill ceiling than Genjingo
>Bastion not with the lowest skill floor
>Skill ceiling of Mei, Harambe, Symmetra and Rein that low
>skill floor of Pharah, McCree and Toblerone that low
Did you pick that garbage up from Reddit?

>>154292189
Anon, that's at their prime...you know what happens after they piglets, right? Can't win the state fair with a pig knocking on heaven's door.

>>154286470
Yes you are

Turd

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>>154292250

>>154290435
How hard is it to get a pet pig, they're so fucking cute.

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>Mei takes to working in a Lab with Winston
>Bastion takes to being Mei's research assistant
>They cockblock you from Mei every time

the suffering

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>>154292250

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>>154292026
>powerbottom Zenyatta
>Zenyatta tackling some unsuspecting OW member and riding him hard, ordering him not to cum
>Zenyatta entering the iris when he cums and floating away, leaving his partner confused and unsatisfied

H...hello, new fetish

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>>154292420

>>154292459
smack em and strike em

>>154292459
>not just swinging the hammer and killing the Tracer
Shit Rein

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>>154292459

>>154292459
Can a tracer blink through a Rein shield?

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Athena when?

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>>154286150
>September 11th
My favorite day of the year

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>>154292189
Fuck you faggot, I just giggled like a complete tard.

>Want to check the game out
>Guess the free weekend is gonna be happening soon, its 7gb so I'll start downloading it now so it's ready to go later
>"Step 4: Select "Overwatch Free Weekend" from the search results and then click "Download.""
>No such option appeared in the PS Store
So I'm guessing the download only becomes available when the free weekend starts?

>>154289761
On the internet, people ship Mercy + Pharah
Events in picture
>Pharah and McCree notice each other
>McCree has some charm
>Mercy notices and intercepts her precious adolescent Pharah from McCree's charms
>Mercy gives McCree the evil eye

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>>154292604
4 years ago

>>154292597
...Anon you can just walk Rein's sheild as an enemy. It blocks bullets not Reapers and Roadhogs with the balls to just walk up and shotgun you in the head.

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>>154292584
I love these

>>154292325
Oh fuck dude you're right that'd be rad

>>154292726
>Having shit taste in robots

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>>154292643
PS: 4/20 is my second favorite

Is there a group here that plays ranked(3k+)on the ps4? Im tired of playing with noob randoms

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How do i win in competitive when I'm literally the only player who plays the objective?

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>>154291708

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>>154292739

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>>154292459
>Be Reinhardt on Dorado attack
>Tracer constantly shitting on me and not standing behind shield near the payload
>Bombs me a couple times like the bitch she is
>Screw it, bring the hammer down on her and charge her smug ass into a wall
>The tracer gets upset that I ended their killstreak
>Apparently they had a 30 KS going since my team is apparently too incompetent to deal with a single tracer.
Take that, you snotty little nance.

>>154292774
>implying I liked the cliche Data ripoff
>implying Athena won't be exactly the same character

>>154291929
>Reinhardt charging for aeons.

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What's the best McCree intro/emote?

>4 members of the team leave
>enemy team comes to our spawn
>we both know we won't win so we pick Mercy and Torbjorn to emote until the end of the match
>step out of the spawn saying Hello
>Hanzo and Roadhog instantly kill me
>try again don't do anything
>they kill me

Fucking tryhards. No one was trying to fight.

Stop bullying the Reinhardt you assholes.

>>154292908
We've already seen Athena's design, so no she won't look like a human.

>>154292904
Meant to say team wasn't standing behind shield, since they were off flanking somewhere.

>>154292948
BAMF, or a normal one

>>154292604
She looks like a penguin.

>>154292981
But it's so easy

>>154292983
Not my point

We need some art of Rein slipping on a banana peel mid-ult.

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>>154292325
That'd be fun.

>>154292948
The one where he tips his fedora

>>154293030
Is your point that Athena is emotionless? Because the Recall trailer treats her like Winston's estranged robot wife.

>>154292889
>Get sucked into a graviton
>I put up shield
>Their Rein starts charging
>I hold it until the last possible second and counter charge
>he dies to the 3 people still stuck in shooting his now helpless body right next to them
Every time

>>154292948
I have The Duel and the sitting emote. Looks good.

>>154292718
Am I on the right track here? I was assuming you would be able to download it and the game would just kick you out until the free weekend shit actually started.

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>>154286423
You've only played 8 games, average accuracy is at a good place though i think.

>>154293113
I need more Talon Tracer doing mundane things and thinking they're heinously evil acts

I wish Reinhardt wasn't a mandatory hero

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>>154286447
Symmetra and Widowmaker. I find Symmetra neither enjoyable nor worth running over another hero, and Widowmaker -- although she has the potential to be fantastic -- just isn't for me. That won't stop the latter from making my pee-pee hard as diamond.

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>fall asleep after a long day of overwatching
>suddenly you wake up to some odd thrusting motion
>you open your eyes
>see this

What do you do?

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>>154286075

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>>154292010
Blizzard didn't make it to be an esport.
Starcraft 2 esport was a disaster when they went big on the esport angle.
Hearthstone turned into an esport with no pre-emptive action from Blizzard. This was good for them.

They thought Overwatch was going to be a flop. You could have found an exec at Blizzard-Activision probably in late 2014 who would have sworn up and down that Heroes of the Storm was going to be the greatest thing ever and that Overwatch might make just enough to recoup some of the Project Titan losses.

Now Overwatch is vastly more popular than League of Legends- and Blizzard has only been shifting gears to support Overwatch since late spring of this year. Demand for esport scene on Overwatch is really high, but they have only the most basic spectating features in place. They're quite aware of this problem, and are working to improve it as soon as possible.

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I always play as symmetra on defense on Hollywood for the first point only. Tele game too strong for that part.

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>people think accuracy means shit
>people think damage means anything when there's a rein or hog on the enemy team
>people think eliminations mean anything
All I care about is how often you don't die and the amount of pressure you put on the enemy team, regardless of role.

>>154293372
>that file name

>>154293236
>erasing somebody's save files
>not pure evil
Found the Talon agent.

>>154293428
This should've been Mei wtf

>>154285831
Jesus fucking clean yourself before going into the bed.

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>>154293252
atleast he's balanced

>>154293428
>JunkratxTracer
Think of the children!

>>154293315
when you get a really good Symmetra defense going, when your turrets pick up on every enemy coming your way and you hold the line and keep your team on the objective, and teleport your boys right back into the fight – best feeling in the game.

>>154293532
If he's mandatory, he's not balanced.

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>>154292948
I'd have to say The Name's McCree one where it shows off his belt buckle. I just wish Reaper had some decent ones besides Death Blossom.

What ideas for highlight intros do you guys wish they had in the game?

>Reaper playing soft music on his guitar for Mariachi/El Blanco or alternatively pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svfsqlkhCaE

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>>154292459
>our Genji goes doublehop on top of Rein's head and starts slashing
>Rein either drops his shield and starts madly swinging or just spins around his shield up, forgetting enemy dps because of this bee
>our dps quickly finish him off and the rest of the enemy team which was camping behind Rein's shield

I hate when that kind of tank is in our team who tries to 1v1 dps on his own and forgets that it is other's job

But it's surely hilarious when opposite enemy team just breaks up after Zen discords the tank or Genji goes bother the tank

>>154293537
>Blinklords with explosives

I don't want to live in this world

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>>154293357
open up

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>reach Platinum

>go on a 7 game losing streak where I get a fucking gold medal in damage as ZENYATTA and MERCY

WHY ARE DPS PLAYERS SO BAD

HOLY FUCK

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT ANYTHING

DUMB FUCKING REINHARDTS STOP DYING SOLO

>>154293628
Someone should draw this.

>>154290614

>2500

Haha no sorry it has just begun.

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>>154292056
Scary should be a Leopard-printed suit, obviously

>>154293717
>I get a fucking gold medal in damage as ZENYATTA
WOW!

>>154292336
Don't get me fucking started on call outs anon.

>Call out: reaper topside bridge
>See our hog DIRECTLY LOOKING AT HIM and going for enemy hog hook dieing in the process

why goddamnit

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Say you're fucking Tracer and you nut inside her and she rewinds. Does your jizz stay inside her or fall on your dick.

>>154293828
If your team's Zenyatta has gold damage, you're fucking garbage

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Your most played hero and least played hero are now shipped in a relationship. How gay is it?

>>154293845
>call outs
Where do I learn what callouts mean? Some are obvious but I think it'd help my game if I could just react without having to think about what they mean.