/ink/ - Splatoon General

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So what killed /ink/, /ink/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11185507

>>154259017

Dynamos. I blame the Dynamos.

>>154259017
>no option for hacking, octolings, slimy, or lean
good memes octoshit

>>154259192
But there is, see

>Other

I feel like coming back to splatoon, does /ink/ still do private lobbies and meme teams?

>>154259682
What's your NNID?

And what do you think?

>>154260371
scarth23

>>154260371
>What's your NNID?
Moetron
>And what do you think?
General looks dead so I guess not.

>>154262025
RIP in pieces, he was a good meme.

>>154262083
it's been a while

>>154262131
-Scarth

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Looking for other big guys to help crash this tower with no survivors. Cosplay encouraged. NNID SplattyJ

>>154262450
The one time I squadded with you was the single worst experience I have had in Splatoon. You are terrible at this game. Kill yourself.

>>154262841
p rudde tbpgdmfhwyf

>>154262841
We won 90% of the games we played when I squadded with him, maybe you should git gud.

>>154262083
Glad to see you back, private lobbies and meme teams are pretty damn rare now.

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Describe your main in five words or less. I'll start: "Gotta go very fast indeed".

>>154263998
>Get gud because the moron you're playing with is a waste of air
Okay.

>>154264382
Carry harder faggot.

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>>154264382
>he can't carry

>getting baited this hard
i knew you guys weren't that bright but goddamn

>>154264445
>>154264515
If I wanted to carry I'd play solo.

>>154264648
playing with endless japs in solo gets boring though.

>>154262083
This is real vintage /ink/ shit right there

>>154264893
You're right, playing with actual retards is so much better than playing with Japs.

>>154265004
I have more fun playing with a friend and bantering then playing with japs.
Twinning with a low rank will pair you against other low ranks, so winning is even easier compared to solo if you're half decent.

>>154264341
I think you mean

speedy speed boy gasoline's burning

hello?

>>154268323
hello?

>>154262083
THE moetron?

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no die.

Are they ever gonna nerf gooks?

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>>154264341
BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS

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>>154270309

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>>154270807
That gun's good too mate, but my bombs are BIGGER

>>154265195

you're gravely mistaken if as an S or S+ rank you join a low ranker you're almost guaranteed S+ Kill Squad if you do more than twin. Tri and Quad with only one or two S's is a good way too experience your shit getting pushed in repeatedly

>>154270309
>>154270807

Bomb Rush should be the only special and Splat, Burst and Suction the only bombs

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>>154264341
BUILD WALL

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>>154271853
Or not. Best defense is offense. Seek and destroy.

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>tfw threads of older games with no online content are more alive

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>>154274518

/ink/ and the splatoon community was spoilt by regular updates. In most games you get your game and play it for months before a huge update or 2 comes out but we got small ones every week, an event once a month and huge updates every 2-3 months. Once those dried up /ink/ was too spoilt to do as other generals did and discuss game mechanics, strategies, design and such like but rather descended into the trash heap because there was no longer a regular dose of hype and nothing they'll do until the sequel will rock the game to it's very core

>>154275430
no /ink/ only chose to talk about waifus and then by the time people actually wanted to talk about the game it was dead

>>154275808

Even as waifus go Nintendo closed that avenue by not only having a Callie vs Marie Splatfest but by making it the last. You can opine all you want but at the end of the day objectively speaking it's been proven that Marie is the best.

This game and general would be alive and well if everyone kept squadding, making private lobbies and following mockingly or not the competitive scene but alas everyone seems scared to play nowadays and that fear is reflected in their playstyles when they finally do pluck up the shreds of their courage. /ink/ seems proud to be full of shitters whereas before we made merry as our ragtag teams tore apart voicechat using clan tag wearing squads

>>154276320
these things never happened
/ink/ fell apart because it indulged in not only gay waifus but also attention whoring content creators who trashed the general with blogposts and spammed porn until the only people that came to /ink/ were there for the attention whoring blogposting content creators
so when the rest of /ink/ finally realized what cancer the content creators were they forced them to leave but the rest of /ink/ was so cucked that they went to the discord with the content creators leaving behind all of the original true /ink/ denizens and letting the thread die and become victim of shitposting and squads becoming rare and frowned upon
now /ink/ is just a hollow husk of a thread with nobody to post in it except for waifufags and remaining cucks who still choose to squad even now
all the squid sister fags are gone and marie is confirmed for worst girl so now our only hope is in the based octolings keeping dead thread alive

>>154280743
that's a cute squid

>>154280743

Bangs need to be thicker and meatier otherwise good woomy

>new splatoon badges in that 3ds money grabber
>squib callie and marie behind two gates and tiny gaps
>callie playing 3ds actually impossible to get

Fucking shameless.

>>154270807
The greatest taste.

good ol tc/sz/tc aka the reverse jap special
no rainmaker allowed, jappos are not good at it

>>154280743
>you will never get another chapter of Ika Musume
;_;

>>154277324
>Octolings emerging from their Octarian ghettos to shitpost after the Inklings loosened control of the remaining scraps of the /ink/ threads due to lack of interest
And there has only been one Octoling in this entire thread up to this point.

>>154286316
The manga is mediocre to be honest.

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>>154286956
It quickly grows old if you binge it, but when reading a chapter a week it's decently funny.

>>154286471
>being a filth race traitor
>thinking ruining the thread is ok

ww/fh splatzones later, time to bust out the splatlings.

>>154290667
>heights zones
more like here come the dynamos

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>Friend wants me to play Overwatch on PS4 because he plays it on that and my PC isn't good enough anyway since the free weekend starts today
>Know I'm going to be waggling my controller around at first out of habit and look like a fool
Why did gyro controls have to be so good?

>>154294110
goodbye anon! it was nice to have you here in /ink/, i hear /owg/ is and alright thread

>>154294110
I think the game pad is up there as one of the most accurate / low latency consumer motion sensors, it really is great.

You only need to get slightly worse before motion controls feel absolutely shit, but once the quality is high enough you basically can't get more one to one than actually holding the weapon.

>>154286956
Your tastes are mediocre.

>>154294110
What does your friend think of Splatoon?

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>>154297119
If he owns a PS4, he probably doesn't think at all.

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>>154297119
He wanted to play it but "wanted to have a reason to use his Wii U before buying the game". That didn't make any sense so I asked him about that, and he said "he was too lazy to plug in his console for a single game". In reality I think he didn't play it because his friends who live locally don't care about it.

It's strange though, he came over to visit a while ago and I asked him if he wanted to give the game a try and he declined. What can you do I suppose.

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Anyone want to squad for Zones

Add Yulwei

Squad size to be determined by number of requests by the time rotation starts

>sz/tc/sz
hold the fuck up, did those slant eyes hide the rainmaker

>>154297692
Maybe he just wants to resist indulging his raging squid loli boner in public.

>>154295419
The PS4 controller's gyro controls are nice, but nobody uses them.

>>154304649
I hope people catch on to how good they are for Splatoon, I cannot play stick shooters any more. They're just ruined for me.

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>>154305725
This. It's been discussed plenty of times before, but every time it comes up there's always a bunch of people saying the same thing. If gyro controls aren't the future for console shooters, then I'm completely fucked.

>>154305725
same, i tried playing uncharted and sticks did not work for me

>>154307723
>>154307654
What I realised was that I used to pretty much never aim up or down. I'd just set the reticule up at head height, whip around horizontally and let the auto aim compensate.

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sure do love my teammates...

JUST SPLAT ON THE SPOT YOU

>>154305725
I can still play stick shooters just fine, but for some reason I prefer inverted Y axis now. I have no idea why.

>>154313721
Maybe moving the gamepad's got you used to tilting forward to aim down? I've never seriously tried inverted y in anything other than flight sims.

>chilling in Turf War
>consistently break 1500+p with n-zap 89
>lose every time because shitty teammates that don't even break 400p
Any squads up?

>>154301949
Good, Rainmaker is a shitty mode for shitters who are bad at ranked.

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This poster is proof >>154299562
that /ink/ is dead.

>>154316614
>only 5 buttons do anything in this game
how retarded do you have to even be, just test them out goddamn

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Will spla2n bring about the second invasion?
How would you feel about ika and darkika becoming playable?

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>>154316614
calm down anon it's 2:21pm on the west coast

a lot of people aren't home from work & school yet.

>>154317254
okay, it was 10am when that anon posted but still you get my point - that's even earlier

>>154316614
/ink/ has succumbed to the cuck nature of the discord and no longer plays squads, only choosing to talk about attention whoring content creators and waifuposting

>>154286471

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>>154309473

you're retarded
based octolings keeping dead thread alive are the only hope for /ink/

>>154318298
so how long until this """content creator""" makes a long shitposting blogpost saying they don't feel welcome and no one loves their blog posts and are leaving /ink/

>>154318471
and then they'll come back as if nothing ever happened
like goddamn pottery

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>>154318471
i give it 3 days

>>154318298
Stop fucking posting this. It wasn't funny the first time.

>>154318532
no they will go to the cucked discord and only come back to occasionally shitpost and brag about how much """better""" the discord is than the original /ink/

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>>154316614

>>154318298
Sumbissions Continued:
Having those qualifiers allows the submission to be sorted and worked with easier and so credit can be appropriately given in the magazine. Any post or upload that does not follow this format will not be counted.
Each person can submit their squid up to 3 different categories, and up to 3 submissions within each category. For example, you can submit Squilliam to Streetsnap, Inkline Full Brand, and With Weapon. You can then submit up to 3 different pictures under Streetsnap, Inkline, and With Weapon if you have different gear sets that still would qualify for each category. If the thread activity accurately reflects the amount of different participants to the magazine, this will curb the amount of any one squid dominating the magazine with their pictures. If we have more unique participants than expected, the amount of submissions might change to something along the lines of being able to submit up to 1 picture to every category. So until further notice or discussion, please keep submissions up to 3 different categories and up to 3 within each.

Finalizing Squids for the Magazine:
Once the submission period ends, there will be polls for each category to determine which squid is the best in their respective category. Other entries who do not win the poll can either be added via placement (2nd, 3rd, 4th guaranteed to make it in but smaller. Honorable mentions?) and/or leave it to the artist to decide which squids would complement the winning squid in terms of style.

If there are any other comments or questions on what we have so far, make them now so they can be addressed before work has begun and it will be harder to change. All the above is subject to change based on discussion on what would be best or practical. Any guidelines, suggestions, clarifications, or other details not included above should be brought up so it can be included.

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cheer up friends!

>>154319146
this is a quality delicious waifufag shitpost yum yum

>>154317136
I'm still kinda surprised they did that, but I have no doubt they'll work in a bunch more tie-ins and branded gear now that they know they can expect it to be hyped to shit in the homeland.

>/ink/ rejects the last person trying to instill even a little bit of life into it
Disgusting. This shithole is beyond saving.

>>154319146
fuck off, /ink/ is a blight, only good for the discord that came from it, in fact, since /ink/ started, all it's done is lower the standards of the board and cause drama.
there is nothing to be happy about so long as /ink/ is still around, splatoon was a mistake we will have to carry for generations to come, and clearly you are happy about causing so much trouble and generally being a shitter and octarian supporter

can't wait for splatoon to be mobile-online in japan and not released for dumb gaijin in other countries

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>>154318298
>>154319067

So far this is what was suggested:
-fake ads for jellyfish products (text, ads in general)
-Splatfest category
-example artwork done of the On Location category >>154170630
(pic related as well)

>>154319479
our only hope is the based octolings keeping dead thread alive

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>>154319479
please cheer up and be happy everyone

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>>154319474
Just let him reply to himself and instead focus on what you want to talk about. It doesn't matter if he reports the posts to get them deleted when discussion to get it started can still be continued.

Draft of the guidelines
>>154143834
>>154144042

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>>154319825
These shitposters will grow bored eventually, we just mustn't get discouraged. I still believe /ink/ can improve yet.

>>154320045
Goddamn that animation was shit.

>>154319825
Fun hating autists are always gonna bitch about every little thing. The only thing you can do is ignore them. Giving them (you)s only makes them stay longer, because you're giving them exactly what they're still here for.

quick someone needs to post based octolings before this thread is overrun with cancer and blogposts

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>>154320505
I fully support the fashion mag project, it would be interesting and fun to see what comes from it.
hopefully we can get some drawfriends to visit again, i miss them

>>154320852
even the based octolings have succumbed to the cucked discord and blogposting content creators truly this is the end of /ink/

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>>154321180
some drawfriends are friendly to octarians, so they are ok with me

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>>154321463
die scum

>>154321463
then octolings are no longer based or our friends we must instead rid this thread if the cucked octolings and embrace the true best girl annie

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squidpowa!

>>154320852
i hope the squid sisters are replaced with octolings in the new game since octolings are so much more popular then them

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Spot the differences.

>>154322250
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SQUID BEATZ MACHINE

>>154322250
there are no octolings having fun on the surface

can we all stop being cucks now and give up on this cancerous magazine

A curious, pitiful creature; the troll despises its host, but - as a parasite - cannot live without it.

>>154322884
thats not what cuckoldry means

and what does it matter if they want to put together a fashion magazine?

>>154322884
B-But my based "content creators*!" If I don't have content creators then Splatoon is a dead game and the discord wins! I mean I could create content too, but I'm just a faggot that can't draw or do anything. I don't even have the game! Lol I jus think Callie and Marie are the cutest!

>>154323809
you would know cuck

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>>154323838
this just in

everyone who posts on /ink/ are faggots

>>154323838
no content creators have the game

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>>154324047

>>154324290
But I do.

>>154325084
okay
who are you

>>154325138
The one who did this drawing>>154319593

>>154325138
dmitrys

>>154325220
>using my own post to shitpost

Epic. I like it.

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>>154324290
I do, and I'm still drunk.

>>154325220
This >>154325339 is not me >>154319593 it's just the same shitposter who has nothing better to do. Please ignore him.

>>154326190
>trying this hard to validate yourself

Just stop please. No one likes an art thief.

>>154326190
Alright, don't worry anon, that's the magic of anonimity. I'll deliver the drawing in colors later tonight.

>/vg/ users
>fashion magazine
no cargo pants in this game buddy

>>154324290
I do. I just don't post my Splatoon content, mainly because I haven't finished any of it and don't like posting WIPs online.

>>154255539

It's TC, so you know what that means >>154262450

>it's another rainmaker at fucking 3am episode

>>154330336
Just do what I do, become a neet and play Splatoon until the sun rises.

hey, anyone who wanna squad?

>>154331432
nnid?

>>154331835
Sr.Pinky

>>154331835
hope you don't mind twinning

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>>154332825
I already have you added, could I join?

and could we get one more squid for a quad squad?

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full squad incoming?

>>154333560
sure, we just need one more squid for a quad so...

3/4 squad

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>>154333701
I can join. I haven't played Splatoon in about two months though, so I'll be very rusty. Who am I adding?

>>154333903
add Sr.Pinky

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>spot got stolen
fuck

feels just like /ink/ 1.0

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>sees a spot get stolen
fuck yes

feels just like /ink/ 1.0

>>154334298
you can add me tho. I squad frequently and right now we haven't even opened the squad lobby

>>154334106
Okay, just give me a bit to blow the dust off the Wii.

>>154334298
>>154334473
It's okay, if this game is as shit as I remember you can take my spot.

OK! squad up

You go on without me, I fucking hate this game.

>>154335912
welp, gg.
3/4 here

>>154335912
You're just out of practice

3/4 in ela / Brade / kanbanSplatJ squad

>>154335912
ggs -- that was just a bad matchup against a Japanese death squad tho, if you wanted to come back for one more

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i personally love getting raped by the japanese, it's romantic.

>>154336270
Yeah, alright.
I'll consider deranking myself if this is the new norm.

I guess the Squad is full now.

>>154336894
yeah sorry, I'll let you know if a spot opens up

>>154337107
That's alright, I'm just about ready to sell this piece of shit. I've honestly forgotten what I ever enjoyed about it.

that was fun

>>154336270
>kanbanSplatJ
Is that really what the runes say?

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>>154318297
>up to this point
>counting octolings posted after that post
You're the retard here, retard.

those krakens ruined our victory but ggs, guys !

>>154340203
good games

does anyone want to squad up for SZ? it's a good rotation (Bluefin / Hammerhead)

>>154340470
I'd like to try some SZ. I just cannot Tower Control.

>>154340470
I'll squad. What's your id? Im in turf right now

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>>154340738
>>154340756
nice -- add Ponyboy

can we get one more for SZ squads please?

>>154340937
Hey i got you already. Nice to see an old face.

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>>154340937
>>154341018
squad is up, 2/4 currently

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good to see you guys making squads

hopefully i can dust off my splatoon and join in as well sometime

>>154341473
I haven't seen the both of you in a while.
>>154341726
Yeah it feels good

3/4

Help us make /ink/ great again and squad up

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if you guys want to tri squad it up or just give up and try to squad up tomorrow or something, let me know

>>154342218
Let's wait anon. Someone should show up any moment now

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>>154342290

I dunno why Overtime ended, they were all dead.

We were so close

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you guys tried, that's what matters

>>154343208
Fuck you

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goodnight /ink/
let be friends again tomorrow

>>154343297
that's not very nice anon.

How the hell did the dynamo hit me from that position?

Fuck this game in its cephalopod asshole.

>>154343439
neither are you

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>>154343823
that's very naughty anon.

Goddamn eliters still piss me off. Fuck them

For fucks sake, please put away the Hydra.

I'm sorry guys, but holy shit, what happened to you?

>>154344510
splatfests ended
discord breaks apart communities
people left
the usual

>>154344619
Not you, the poor bastards in the Squad.

>>154344510
I don't like splat zones

We can't even avoid being rolled by a Tri-Squad...

>>154344793
I don't like this game, go figure.

>>154344863
look on the bright side, at least you guys didn't get destroyed by a trisquad of aeromemers
now that would be embarrassing

>>154345097
Yeah, we got destroyed by a Tri-Squad of Forge SSP's. So much better.

here we go. we just needed to beat up on a tri squad to get the confidence back.

>>154345415
i knew you guys could do it

I suck at this, how am I getting the most splats?

I now completely understand why nobody squads anymore.

>It's alright guys, I killed everyone
>We're gonna win now, right
>You were all killed by the one guy left?
>Oh that's okay then

>>154346296
I don't like splat zones

Ggs guys that's enough for me.

>>154347328
Me too. I wish I could say they were good games, but I can't. They were shit games and Splatoon is dead to me. Let's play again some time.

>>154347328
good games lol

just one of those days

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>>154347445
Yeah let's play again. I really suck at splat zones. I prefer RM or TC. I tend perform decently in those modes.

>>154347518
Yup. We practically lost every match.

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Haven't played in a while, and I've noticed kraken seems to have been nerfed. It's running out way sooner than I'm used to. Bubbler seems to last longer than kraken now, even if you pop kraken after the bubbler is up. What the flying fuck?

Is this why there's a hydra in every other match now, when they used to be rare as fuck? Before I stopped playing it used to be tons of bubblers and krakens in every match, now it seems to be just bubblers.

>>154350838
Actually both Krakens and Bubblers have had their length reduced, while the effectiveness of Special Duration has been consequently buffed.
I don't know what kind of bad luck you've been having, but Hydra's are as niche and pointless as ever.

>>154350838

Pretty much. Kraken is still strong in RM but not quite as good as it use to be for pushing the tower in TC.

>>154350838
Kraken got hit hard. Hydras are extemely dangerous nowadays if they are in a competent team. That's why they pop up more often in squads compared to last year. They got a damage buff. They're still hard to use.

>>154350313
Woah Marie, put your spats back on. Everybody can see your goods.

>>154351223
>>154350991
How do you even aim with hydra and heavy? I tried it out and feels like I just point and arc in enemy direction but not really aim like I do with other guns

>>154351641
Depends on distance to target and whether you have a full charge or not. At max distance you may have to arc a little bit, but it shouldn't be necessary at typical fighting ranges.

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>that one retard who won't move in and back you up even though your team is losing and you need to push
>he's not using a charger but he's always in the same fucking perch and never leaves
>ends up costing you the game because you might as well have been missing a guy
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK. YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

>>154351519
I want to fuck Marie's spats

>>154354717
Just the spats by themselves?

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>Judd hands out sea snails now that splatfests are no more
Fukken sweet. Does anyone know how that works exactly? He just gave me only one, but is it maximum of one per rotation or can you get more with a higher vibe?

>>154354938
I think it's whenever you win 20 - 30 games in any order, over the course of any number of rotations.

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>>154355682
that's lewd anon, stop that.

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anyone wanna twin for a little bit?

>>154356386
maybe, but im a drunk ass

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>Spyke actually delivering triples tonight
What kind of bizarro world did I get myself into today?

>>154357369
Does that mean yes? Don't really care if you're drunk or not, I'm bored as heck.

>>154357605
aaaa a friend just asked me to goof around in a 1v1
sorry, anon
maybe next time

spla2on when?

>>154357804
alright

>>154356386
still looking

>>154358017
never

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no die.

>>154353714

This. The worst is when ther longest range weapon on your team decides that because of that fact they must be the designated charger

>>154361759
Not today, but some day.

>>154271737
I dunno, a Burst-Bomb-Rush E-Liter sounds like a tough package

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>struggling through weapons for this rotation, trying to find something that works or is at least enjoyable
>noticed that now that kraken is no longer king, the .96 deco is practically never seen
>decide to give the base .96 a go, since I figure it still needs some love
>throw together a set intending to focus on support
>after some tweaking between games, I end up with ink saver (main) and 2x special charge up
>ink saver for extra firing time, and the special charge ups to keep the echolocator flowing
>the sub slots still need to be unlocked so I just go with what I got
>never really cared for the .96, but am starting to enjoy myself playing support mode with it
>just last game I got into several tight encounters in a row where I fell back, threw down a sprinkler, then ambushed my attacker while they were distracted with it
>tfw a plan comes together in the heat of the moment
Felt pretty damn good.

Also feels pretty damn good being able to use this, or any other slower firing weapon, without getting fucked by krakens every round. I hated feeling like I always had to use something that could fire pretty quickly and at decent range just to be able to fend off the neverending wave of krakens.

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>>154363559
keep up the good work, anon!

explore and innovate

>>154363559
You want a pat on the back for using the biggest crutch in the game?

>>154364094
The stock 96 is a respectable weapon you memeing bastard.

>>154363559
>being this new

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new anons are good for this general
don't scare them away.

>>154364714
are you familiar with the phrase 'lurk more'

>>154365754
no i'm new to this website

please inform me of what that phrase might mean

>>154365754
Nice meme

Morning /ink/.

>>154365982
Hi Honey

>>154365982
Good night /ink/

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I'm an old blind squid playing on a tiny TV in my room, why can I have this?

>>154368290
Just do what I do and set your tv up two foot away from your chair.

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no die.

>>154370253
I need canon squid moms in the sequel.

>>154370552
What will they do?

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>>154370674
maybe we can have a tearjerk story of how someone's squidmom brought them up but had to sacrifice themselves to save our now-protagonist hero squid

or something.. mumble mumble

it's so nice to see the family dynamics in splatoon

>>154356386
first time ive seen someone repost this, almost a year since then

>>154370819
Nah that's dumb.
Just have a mommy squid kiss yours goodbye as they leave to go to the lobby each time you turn the game on.

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On the day that /ink/ dies, Spla2n will be announced.

>>154371512
>front door locks
>furious squid bagging noises begin

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>>154371512
that's neat

>>154373005
that's lewd

>>154259017
I know "other" but "Old game".

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it's been months since I've seen an inkling wearing Ika clothing and having a shade of blue similar to Ika.

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>>154377178
she is wonderful!

>>154377178
I can't remember the last time I saw ika blue, but then I barely notice the colours now.

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What if Carbon could squish people?

>>154380767
it can though

live

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I don't remember how many times I've fapped to Callie and Marie's amiibo. Their functionality is good too.

>>154383840
Good for you.

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What do you want Callie to do?

>>154386343
die

>>154386343
disappear, we don't need losers in inkopolis

>>154386343
Go sign a clothing deal so her amiibo will actually do something

>>154386343
i want callie to be my friend

>maybe if i post this picture the thread will wake up!
>...maybe if i post THIS picture the thread will wake up!
octofags are a mental disability

>>154383840
has anyone actually came on callie's tentacles yet

>>154393330
No because she's not real.

i've had more problems with laggy americans than japanese (i'm eu)
have you guys considered that maybe you're having lag problems because you're using dial up

>>154395548
>I have less lag when playing with people I an geographically closer to
Have you considered that maybe you're retarded?

>>154395757
anon
do you actually know where europe is on a map. if not that, than at least the uk

>>154362867

Give it suction bombs then

who /comesonceaweektolaugh/ here

>>154396524
They're american, what do you think

>>154397509
I only come here from the discord to get pictures of octolings desu

American internet infrastructure IS pretty terrible let's be honest

>>154399863
i have american family members, i'm told that once one of them said they had to go because their mum wanted to check her email and apparently both facebook and gmail(?) being open at the same time just wasn't going to work
terrifying
to keep it (semi) on topic, is there a certain speed requirement to play splatoon?

any news on that splatoon emulator stuff?
i haven't really seen anyone go past the tutorial yet, i assumed it just wasn't functional?

>>154403984
There's no way to get online regardless.

>>154404731
of course, but i was thinking more about hero mode, etc.

>>154404847
Then what's the point? You might as well get that shitty Chinese knockoff app.

>>154404905
because it's interesting. i imagine it's the same reason people data mine

did anyone ever get those squid sister ink colour hex codes or did no one bother during splatfest

>>154403984
kill yourself slimy

idk it would be pretty fun if through emulation we could fuck with the game ourselves

which brings up another question--do hackers exist in splatoon? any stories?

>>154405105
to ruin the surprises for other people and get buttmad when you get banned? nice one nikki "shy octoling" nwplayer

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>>154409252
nope

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Friends with Octolings!

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rare pictures of Octarians being accepted on the surface

>>154416616
>octarian being accepted on the surface
>only when they are disarmed and being surrounded by armed inklings
I can believe it

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>>154418339
even Cap'n is fighting his longing and jealousy for his past love

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>no way to report fuckers who give up before the game is over
>people still do this shit in ranked
I'm sick of these assholes who won't play the game to the end. It's not over till it's over you fucks. I've seen plenty of last minute comebacks that win the game, but there's zero chance of it happening if you just give the fuck up before it's over.

>>154423001
There is nothing wrong with admitting defeat. Neck yourself tryhard.

>>154423001
That shit is infuriating. You can bet they bitch about how it's their team's fault as well.

>>154423453
>how DARE people try to win in a ranked mode

>>154424908
If you can't carry your team then just savescum your rank you pissy bitch

>>154320045
bumping this for more discussion on it

>>154426821
>/vg/
>fashion
end of discussion

>>154427000
it has nothing to do with real life fashion shitposter

>>154426821
>/vg/
>discussion
never any discussion

>>154424908
>being so new that you can't recognize defeat

going to squad in a bit, so if anyone wants to just add Sr.Pinky

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Marie is lazy!

>>154429137
have you added from last night, it's splattyj. let me know when it's up

>>154429908
anon that is totally incest

>>154429954
squad up!

>>154430542
ok coming

>>154430542
sorry if I'm holding you guys back tell me and I can leave

>>154432041
no way! it is fun, dont worry at all

>>154432041
Yeah I was hoping to actually have fun this session, so you may as well go

>>154432358
Jesus christ dude, get laid or end it already, I can give you tips if you're too stupid to work it out for yourself.

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>>154321634
Hey bud

>>154433018
i love you're art are you taking requests

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>>154433018
Yup yup, what would you like?

>>154429625
I want to place my face on her crotch while she lazes around!

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>>154433143
>>154433361
Looks like I missed!

>>154432041
hey, dont worry about it. we squad cuz we enjoy playing the game. plus playing against higher ranks could be useful in improving your own play style.
(i'm the one who left after our first win btw. had to go eat)

>>154433518
can i get an inkling hitting a home run out of the park with a baseball bat except the ball isn't a baseball but in fact an octoling

>>154433557
i don't mind squadding with anybody but if I'm making it worse for people or other people or waiting to play i dont mind leaving so we all have turns.

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>>154433784
do not bully people

>>154434024
its okay, at the end of the day everyone I play with dissapoints me

>>154434024
nah seriously, it's no big deal
i do feel bad if we end up tanking someone's rank, though...
i sent you a friend request, btw

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>>154433784
Here ya go

>>154434456
very nice

can you draw an octoling committing suicide

>>154434456
absolutely based drawgod

>>154434024
I don't mind anon.
>>154434456
I love it. Are you taking more requests?

>>154432353
>>154434596
yay or nay on the echolocating&haunt set? does it help you guys or would it be better for me to have a more useful set?

>>154434418
i dont care about my rank I gust want to play. thanks for request

>>154434456
Really good

>>154434648
It's useful. It helps me when i try to hunt down hiding enemies

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>>154434456
>>154434536
>>154434594
>>154434596
Stop bullying Octarians