Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

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1st for beloved Vae turning his wheels again!

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>>154107940
There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading.

>>154107482
Here's a couple handy links on what to expect in future updates.

http://mmohuts.com/news/guild-wars-2-ember-bay-beyond-pax-prime-2016-preview/

https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/world-vs-world-skirmishes-arrive-on-september-9/

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>>154108261
I'll make it one day

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http://www.mmorpg.com/newsroom.cfm/read/41286/Colin-Johanson-Lands-at-Amazon-Game-Studios.html

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if we're starting off with mcharr

>>154108704
post vuncia

>>154107940
tfw getting kicked from HOPE was enough to make jugg post a bullshit list 1-2 times every thread

I hope nobody messes with this kid, he means business

>>154108785
She's retired.
Also I deleted my sqat folder. Jugg probably has the largest collection of sqat pics now.

>>154108785
>talk about Vae recovering
>this obsessive furfag wants to turn back the wheels

You should rethink your life, famalam.

>>154109117
Good luck.

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>when your mimefu puts you in an invisible box for bullying her breadstick too much

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>>154109117
>She's retired.

>>154109982
Rat posters are so quirky and funny, I love you guys.

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>>154110175
I kept what was sentimental to me at least.

Seems I've dropped my brain on the way here. Picking up from last thread:

>>154104253
It's fun. Seeing burn ticks everywhere and the aoe on justice's passive when traited is too silly. Coupled with traited symbols you can drop seige squatters before they can react. Even wall of reflection procs justice, so dropping that shit on gates dumps burns on the enemy.

>>154111879
What about ones with cheetahfu

>>154112041
I kept all of them

Is the qt granny asura and moa pair in the game at all or is it just official writefaggotry?

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>There are lewd HOPE boys RN pretending to be little rat girls and dating through a video game


smfh tbqfh fampai

>>154107940
>>154109067
I'm sorry for kicking you jugg, I still think I did the right thing anyway though

>>154109067
>>154114908

How do you guys know its Jugg?

>>154114908
>kicked jugg years before he was kicked from FUN
you're just ahead of your time dros

>>154115023
venomblade told us

>>154115064
>venomblade told us

You guys re-invited him back to HOPE?

SMFH Boobthier

>>154115185
no he's still kicked, he told us in his kickedfromHOPE discord

also there was one time where jugg accidentally spammed that copy pasta instead of doing caturday, so thats a pretty odd coincidence

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>>154114859
>mfw I went to Salma for the first time yesterday
>mfw it was just a bunch of neckbeards roleplaying as lesbians

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>>154115402
>lesbians


I wish they were that normal anon.They all have dicks and are some kind of trap or futa abominations.

>>154115402
>>154115619
>not wanting to suck pretend lesbian dick with your neckbeard bros

what do you even do for fun then?

>>154115619
>>154115701
Christ I didn't get that close to them to find out. I just wanted to show up and roleplay a certain type of character. I just wanted to have some good hearted fun and get a laugh. Instead I stumbled upon degenerate activities. Why does everything with some of you have to be le epic lewd xD

>>154115402
yep

>tfw no mcharr husbando
>tfw no futanornfu

>>154115891
thats what general RP is familio, everyone is roleplaying a sad sac of shit that goes to the bar to pick up skanks, if you want real rp, you either want to set it up yourself, or find a guild for it

>>154116015
It was a bunch of pervert edgelords showing up and trying to play le quiet type xD standing by the bar trying to romance everyone.

>>154116323
oh god thats worse

>>154114859
What lewd things do they do???

>>154115064
>venomblade told us
i remember one time he was telling everyone that edarkness was black

>>154117568
he told us by posting logs of him and jugg talking on steam

I agree with you, he is a retard

>can't RP anymore because I can't just only RP in a game, yet the game is too shit to play
>had two really nice/fun/cute stories and characters respectively running at once, but they collectively demanded so much time commitment
>futanornfu lewd meta is easier than this game's pvp
It's all dead inside. I can't imagine sinking so much time in this activity. It's irresponsible after a point. I return to Lothric.

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>tfw breaking out of the Noble's Folly boundary and getting the entire depopulated VB part to yourself
Best 1000 gems I ever spent.

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>>154118578

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>>154116390

So where do I go for some real RP?

>>154118976
erp

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>just now realized the Salty Sea Dog achievements are temporary
>Only have until Oct 3 to do them
Fuck me. I was hoping to grab these after the next balance patch because this meta is cancer. For what fucking purpose is this limited time.

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>>154117059
Hold hands. Kiss. Go swimming. Have picnics and they even do sex!

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>>154118976
I'm a collector of cool instances and shit.

Literally the only reason I did Chuka was because I wanted the tiger den, then figured I might as well finish the rest.

>>154119317
This reminds me. Please post more old pre release /gw2g/ images.

>>154119082

A big table at a friend's house, with some dice, pizza, and your beverage of choice.

Everything else is just masturbatory keyboard vomiting.

>>154120005
D&D is for losers though.

>>154119082
Join a discord or enjin site associated with an RP guild/group. Believe me or not, but I got my best contacts and experiences from the DN discord. Either that or contact a friend who you know RPs.

Found some patch notes for next week. Seems the content drought has ended. Legit or no?
http://pastebin.com/UQ18g7zB

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En Guarde!

>>154120189
no it's fun, and once you reach a certain age nobody cares how nerdy your interests are.

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>>154121090
>ywn eat pizza with rikki and roll a natural 20

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>>154120189

>>154121090
DUDE BRO LETS PLAY POKEMON GO LMAO

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>>154120905
Super adventure box is not new content. It is rehashed bullshit

ecksdee buy those fucking infinite use coins and retarded 8bit animal miniatures you fucking goy cucks roflmfao

>>154114854
I think the implication was that she will eventually appear (prolly in the background), or at lest her adventures will continue regularly.

Yea, right. Remember Modus Sceleris? Remember Moto's story? Remember Dessa's origins?

I want to feed a thicksura after her workout

I want to go on a nice date with a Canthan.

At least SAB is better than nothing...

I want Colin back.

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>>154119453
Sure thing anon. Have mfw running into the sheer amount of sustain druids have, or DHs being able to rotate blocks so that they're vulnerable about 10% of the time.

>>154120905
>bringing a festival back for a week
This would be weird if true. Also I don't think they've ever put a weapon skin at the price of 7 tickets before.

>>154123245
Colin was weak. Anet died in 2011.

>>154119018
thats the joke

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>>154122369
no thank you I never downloaded it

>>154124775
This is probably the only cute rat I've seen.

>>154126020
You make my rat sad.

>>154126324
Post it. I'll judge.

>>154126020
>Slutle
>cute

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>>154126523
that's not my name...

>drosera posts in bdog

>>154126354
I can't. I'm not at my PC. She will just stay sad.

>>154127454
I want to make her feel better! Be sure to post her later!

>>154126952
im like half triggered right now, cause wot le fuck is this post

yea I play bdo and gw2 if that wasn't obvious

that includes posting in their generals since I am a degenerate and nymphomaniac

>>154127538
It will be many, many hours but I may.

>>154126594
It can be, starting now.

>>154127713
shut up nerd
1v1 me

so im wanting to start playing and i know nothing about the classes or the gameplay but ive played a lot of wow and it cant possibly be worse

how do i gw2??

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>>154128387
pick any race and gender, make any class (besides thief and mesmer), and start playing

>>154128138
but I'm bad at pvp... I'm more of a cooperative kind of person..

>>154128550
fem asura are what im doing cause kyuuuuute~~ but i dont know what class to pick

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>>154128837
my favorite is Elementalist! It's a nice magic casting class. Necro is a very good class for beginners because of the second healthbar, and it's more close-ranged than ele in most cases.

>>154129019
CUTE

>>154129019
i kinda like the idea of summoning a bunch of spookies to do the work for me

can i do that?

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>>154129346
Yes! Necromancer has many minion choices, although they will never do more damage than you

>>154129346
Reminder that if you have a necro you must make them edgy and sickly. Don't make a cute necro I swear to CHRIST

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>>154129346

Yes, you can. It's not the best spec, but it's very much doable.

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>>154129701
But cute necros are best necros, anon!

>>154129952
holy crap, is that a zergling with a skullface?

>>154130184

Basically, yes.

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>when you're trying to explain something to a bookah

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>>154135672
iktf

>>154121484
wat do u smells like?

>>154138391
aspen tree

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converse damn it

>>154140370
gotta advertise for those gemstore skins

>>154138391
I imagine they smell like sand and cooking oil

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Sitting by a comfy fire.

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>>154141074
qt
im enjoying the peace and serenity of this lovely little waterfall

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I missed all the mcharr posting. Please post more mcharr again for me.

>>154140578
care to elaborate?

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>>154142270
who are you?

>>154142407
They seem like a scruffy desert cat that does something like street cooking to get by.

>>154142749
Who am I? None of your business!

>>154142749
did she died???

>>154143312
yeah :(

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>>154143418
no..

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>>154142270

There are many places in HoT that are comfy, unfortunately they tend to be full of horrible things that try to kill you.

>ban delphy for avatar posting
>this thread right now

>>154143898
is that asura with the lipstick one of them

>>154143992

I'm not wearing lipstick, my mouth is open and you are seeing the contrast between the brown skin and the red interior.

But yes, that Sharkrat will probably kill you.

>>154144140
sure sure, i won't tell your krewe, your secret is safe with me

>>154144875

Ain't got a Krewe, I just hit things with a sword for money. I did teach an Inquest golem I stole from a scientist who died under mysterious circumstances how to knife fight though. That's KIND of research, right?

>>154143980
I never got banned anon, my posts just got the good ol' exterminatus.
Gunna play it safe tho

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>>154107482
Hey all, its your friendly neighbor Reignofpain here, long time no see faggots, I hope you know that the /VG/ Guild, HOPE, is utterly trash, Oothier is still a lonely neckbeard who depends on role playing with kiddos, while Bole still tries to contact me and Edarkness everyday about our little friend who was constantly harassed by him, what an evil monster. That fowl man should be removed from HOPE if he hasnt already, that pedophile needs to be extinguished from the game, thank god those scum got banned that attempted to highjack Decaf Dwarves, don't remember their names but haha get fucked virgins. Maybe I shall see you on the rift soon, I have been having to much fun playing League of Legends and Minecraft lately, ta ta lads, also, if you want to join Decaf Dwarves the invitation is open as it is the original /vg/ guild

>>154148946
Nice to meet you! Welcome to /gw2g/!

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>>154148946
I'm not sure who you are, but your msura is kind of cute!

>>154148946
is reign's character supposed to be ironic?

>>154152076
its not ironic, he is being serious and trying to "shitpost" HOPE and dros

>tfw no norn gf to adventure with

>>154148946
glad to see u back dude

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>>154152331
iktf

>>154152441
>thanks man hope u r doin well :)

>>154152140
>"shitpost" HOPE is shitpost itself so fk u nerd, bet u havent had gf in year :D

>>154151614
thank you :)

>>154149141
thx

>>154152490
>you two will never set up camp late one evening
>you two will never just sit there cuddling with each other
>okay, she's more cuddling you like a teddy bear since she's thrice your size
>still, it's nice

>>154152704
stp[ :(

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>>154152490
hey man it me Reign, how it feel to run shit guild while i bang hot gf for 9 months :)

>>154152804
whispering me for advice about the problems you had with your gf for 9months striaght when I said I didn't care, while I lead HOPE, actually didn't cross my mind until you brought it up to me just now

>>154152804
I love ruthless oothier

Roothless

>>154152975
>*spits in your fucking face*
DROS WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

>>154153221
I had enough, I had to put on my fighting words since he just kept trying to make fun of me for anything, so i took that power away by making fun of myself and then gaining the upperhand by spitting in his face, maybe I was a little too roothless, but as you can see he didn't have a reply

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>>154152804
>starting /int/ tier shitposting while in game
>somehow is superior for this.

>>154152804
wow you seem like a pussy dude

who lets a GIRL spit on them

>>154152804
>tfw you made fun of oothier and then see his vicious side

quick, should i apologize??? or just hope he's forgotten about it

I want swap spit with Drosera...

>>154153554
hmm...

>>154153658
whisper me NERD

You can tell it's Reign when he mentions his girlfriend.
The dude is so insecure he has to bring her up all of the time.

>>154154294
yea its sad how often he whispers dros, even during raids, you hear him audibly sigh and say "reigns having gf troubles again..."

>>154154539
this image board is anonymous so I don't mind telling you this. His gf is a senior and is about to graduate. Apparently she's going to college out-of-state, so they'll have to figure something out.

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>>154153318
dros you're so cool!

>>154154867
thanks anon! but dont go around spitting in peoples faces just cause you saw me do it

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>>154154867
I'm gonna spit in someone's face because of Lewdthier.

>>154155079
I've heard from Edarkness when you spit on your computer it for other reasons... maybe u miss computer ?

>>154155850
No! Stop!

>>154155885
https://translate.google.com

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>>154156031
you should go find gf outside and stop wanking on pc

>>154155885
Edarkness killed himself a few months ago i heard

>when you try to troll but cant speak english
kek

WeeeeEEEEEEELL
She ain't my rat, but the 'sura is heavy
Vigilante combat has made her strong and steady

>>154156102
I don't jack it onto my comp also I will find a girl when the time is right I have to find a girl that fucks with me the same way I fuck with her know what I'm saying I'm not just gonna be some cuck and unhappy because some dumbass thinks the endgoal in life is to have a gf and complain to me everyday for 9months, when I just want to be happy with myself as a person before getting into any of that shit since its only fair to the other person

nigga

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I wish I was a girl irl so I could be Drosera's gf.

RIP

>>154156371
isnt dros bi

I haven't played since I bought the game at launch and I'm about to make a new character. Do any of the professions have fun AoE nukes?

>>154156460
Elementalists have a fun ability where you channel and rain a bunch of meteors out of the sky into a decent sized area for sick damage.

>>154156306
dros, he wont be able to understand this post, theres too many words

>>154155850
Do you wanna spit in each others faces anon?

>>154156371
you're funny

>>154156428
ye

>>154156258
Batman, yeah that's the masterplan
PatRRRRRol the streets and don't need a clan

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>>154156371
All you need to do is put on a pretty dress and call it a day. (;

I like Msura, a lot. But there's been something fun about playing a Mcharr, and I have no idea why

>>154156306
>my gf and i very happy, almost 10 month of boning her, she is nice girl and cannot wait 4 marry :), maybe you can find another neckbeard female to stare at awkward like u since u r awkward xD stay classy my man enjoy ur trash guild control of 400 monkeys while i reign on.

>>154158531
ok ;^]

>>154158619
shut it slut

>>154157875
>likes worse than garbage - the race/gender combo
>but also likes mcharr master race
I don't know how to feel about you anon.

>>154158712
nah, pussy ;)

>>154158619
also where is ur friend bole at, is he still shaking in fear about being a child pedophile creeping on little girls in video game and life? i would ban him from my guild if u did not already my friend

>>154158531
>>154158703
>>154158887
you have issues

>>154158887
Bole only comes on for gmissions if at all now.

>>154158876
you know you talking to your fucking daddy right
bitch ill gag you

>>154158987
put yer tag on bitch

Why is it that Oothier is scared? Is he/she a furry? lol, what a low life nerd
>tfw have to talk about charr pussy to get a hardon
get a life nerd
srsy

>>154158703
>>154158531
>>154158887
its really sad you are this butthurt about stuff from over 1 year ago

>>154159036
you're big talk, for no show

>>154159038
I'm not replying to any of your weird posts anymore, just making you aware I'm L I T E R A L L Y ignoring you so you'll fuck off

this is my last post replying to you

>>154159249
pls respond to this
>>154159127

>>154159127
>he doesn't like charr pussy
where the fuck do you think we are

>>154159287
what is there to respond to, we already know dros is a furry that likes weird shit, like wtf lmoa how new are you

>>154159127
cry more, kid

does your "gf" know you're still asshurt over 4chan? im not glad im not "her" lol

>>154159539
>cry more, kid
reignofpain's a turbomad manchild, he probably triggers himself whenever he remembers all the mean 4chan bullies

>>154159539
nah i just stopped by after 6 month to see if you virgin are still mad, apparently you are, i prove point :)

>>154159539
why not keep on yer tag

>>154157875
>>154158859
Mcharr was master race for me until I played LS3

The new VO is just ... no. Totally monotone. The filter is completely off, too - none of the usual snarling or growling going on. It's like you're a cyborg but nobody notices.

>>154159759
>to see if you virgin are still mad
haha, projecting much? no one here is mad, you clearly struggle to move on from your traumatic experience. so sad.

>>154159756
>4chan bullies
you guys are to retarded to bully anything

>>154159775
KEEP TAG ON

>>154159539
im not crying, my high IQ is making fun of you without me typing

I'm going to beat up everyone who bullies dros! Unless you bully him with your dick

>>154160050
I like you

>>154160081
I like you more

>>154159840
Really? I thought the new VO was actually pretty great. You're right about the lack of snarling and such but that's more on Anets sound team than the voice actor himself. I think he's a pretty good replacement. Not an upgrade or a downgrade, just a pleasant sidegrade.

>>154160050
Me and my futavari friends are going to gangbang oothie

>>154160184
wew lad I didn't know it was a contest

>training someone at work so I can't Gone Hero with anon
/sad

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I f-found my t-twin!

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>>154163121
Good. I'm gonna make both of you Weh no Suh with my dick.

>>154163508
You do realize that he is extremely fucking handsome irl right? He has a pretty big dick too.

I was actually shocked by his good looks because I assumed everyone on 4chan was ugly.

>>154163617
pls use tag

>>154163785
this

>>154163617
You'd be surprised anon. Having seen a lot of gw2g regulars of past and present all of them are decent looking lads.

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>>154163785
aint me, surprisingly

>>154163617
>extremely fucking handsome
>has a big dick

kek you are a an idiot

>>154163925
when are we going out for coffee, it me reign btw

>>154163508
>tfw you try to join HOPE but you don't have enough charr and oothier *spits in your face*

>>154163121

>allrooksame.jpg

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>>154164082
>tfw saved the thumbnail
Now i'll never have a picture of dros on my desk :^(

>>154163867
Yeah every guy that was confident enough to talk on skype have sent me pictures and most of them are real lookers.
>>154164246
>Not posting a recent image of him

Nice try

>>154164246
holy shit he looks buff

Can anyone challenge Dros for most handsome gw2ger?

>>154164246
he looks like jesus, the good kind not the bad kind

>>154164246
lmao this is the face of the kid that masturbates to anime characters online. His dad is ashamed hahahaha

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>>154164523
me

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>>154164246
do you ever wash your fucking hair holy shit that ball of fucking grease

btw you look like a little manchild dweeb go get tan and lift weights

>>154164758
He looks like it because he is one, he apparently is a "carpenter" but he spends all his time shitposting on 4chan and masturbating to rats LMFAO

>>154164809
oh lol

>>154164246
You're pathetic Effie

>>154164246
>>154164334
>>154164523
guys please stop

>>154164758
that pic is old.. I am pretty tan and fit now

>>154165293
how long ago huh??? liar? pathetic faggot lol

>>154165293
yeah nice try nerd

you should post a picture if it's true

and without a shirt or pants so we can compare the tanned bits

stop

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>>154165468
wew almost a year ago, also lol I'm not going to /soc/ it up here sorry anon

>>154164684
Prove it

I want a Dros shaped dildo

>>154165693
Just strap one and a half iPhones together and bam, you got it.

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>>154165774
every time

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>>154165604
did you ever get a haircut? your greasy ass hair looks disgusting, no wonder why you are single and only jerk it to charr posay and rat porn. That pedo stache and shit beard also dont do wonders for you, i consider shaving maybe if you ever tried it, also pic related, you probably wear one of these

>>154165849
see >>154156306

>>154165293
You look like you won a motorcylcle and drink/smoke too much.
I think you're pretty cute there, if you weren't i wouldn't have saved it.

Post pics of spooky sad anomalys. This fucker was spying on me 2 minutes ago - here I am about to build a comfy little spot in the guildhall and *zap* *pop* *fizzle* this spooky mofo is creeping on me.

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>>154166465
forgot the pic!

>>154166593
wtf why is he sad...

>>154166820
I don't know :c
He didn't hang around long enough for me to cheer him up with a pot of yummy noodles I cooked up.

>>154166994
fucking rip

Whats best race for necro

>>154167117
mcharr

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In this moment I am saladphoric.

>>154167289
ur cute too

>>154167117
Charr.

>>154167117
femsalad

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Retards ITT retarding up the thread
Edarkness isn't black, he's a scrawny white kid named randy

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The good old days... Where have they gone....

>>154170253
Tfw I know they are both boys irl but I would wank all over both of their lewd tummies.


Someone kill me I am a degenerate

>>154170858
U gay man?
That's all right its cool you were just born that way
Also how do you know they are both boys? Are they cute IRL?

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>>154170253

exactly where you think they went.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zSB2WEtwU

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Fuck you.

>>154171923
do some pvp or something

Why is ANet so good at making meme races? Skritt and Quaggan are both one dimensional gimmick races with reddit tier humor, but god fucking damn I absolutely love them both. How do they do it?

>>154172189

ended up killing like 40 something bats to complete the slayer for that.

Still, I'd have been perfectly fine with like, 14995.

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>>154172576

They may be autistic SJWs and degenerates, but they know cute, i'll give em that.

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there can only be one uguu~

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Post more cute salads

Post more cute dros

post ur cute butt in panties anon

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>>154175110
Sure.

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>>154175110
I got you famalam

use your legs when you lift that rat

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Why are all mcharr gay?

>>154177146
bara

WTB ERP

>>154177146
Because men are better. It's that simple anon

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>>154177393
Men are gross and are scruffy and have bad odor. Women are soft and smell cute.

Cute girls loving girls>smelly boys touching butts

Post more cute charr

>>154177774
Post faeeq's abs instead!

PLEASE

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>>154177986
I AM GOING TO CHERISH HIS ABS FOREVER

UNFFFFFFF

>>154177271
What are you looking for, anon?

And be specific.

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>>154177774
All charr are qt.

>>154178568
non consensual acts with small amounts of physical abuse and violence

>>154178789
kittdai?

>>154178842
Does that catfish really like rape and abuse? That's kinda hot anon

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>>154177728
>Cute girls loving girls
Double gross don't do this. That's how you get ultra cooties

>>154170858
desu gw2 seems to have a particularly high female playerbase compared to other mmos.

one of my raid groups is like half women, myself included. so there's probably a higher chance that they're not overweight, balding, 50-year old men behind those pretty avatars than in other games.

>>154178863
yeah.

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>>154177774

>>154179349
pls be in london

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Where do all the EUsura hangout?

>>154179507
In rehab facilities.

>>154179507
NA.

You're better off making a cat to fit in on EU.

>>154179459
She needs a big fused GS

>>154179556
this

>>154179556
I'll never go to NA.

I'll take "BR? Hueuheuheuhe" over "Y'all", "Aluminum" and "'Erbs" any day.

>>154179601
Elementalists can't use greatswords, silly.

What does delphy like?

>>154179694
Howdy y'all wanna buy some alooominum and some erbs?

Im gay desu

LS3EP2 trailer just leaked

LS3EP3 release date just leaked

never

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>>154111879
Yes.

>>154177728
>somebody has never been near a girl with a smelly cunny

>>154182826
Smelly girl cunny> gross boy pussy scent

Elize Abendover

>>154180057
attention

>>154182253
>tfw forget most of the stupid shit I say
There's probably worse, huh.

please stick it in me

>>154184537
Come on now, loosen up. Just be yourself.

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>>154184537
Depends on how much you'll let me get away with. ;)

Last one tho.

is it weird for my stomach to curl and heat up when I think of taking care of dros' one and a half iphones?

>>154185940
thats love

>>154185940
thought this post was going to end with "taking care of dros' litter"

kind of dissapointed really but I made myself laugh

>>154189361
>a bunch of little black sylvari with red eyes wiggling around inside you from oothier impregnating you with her futa prehensile cock

>>154189490
I don't roleplay her with a cock... normally

it must be boner o' clock in the morning

stop talking about cocks and start talking about things like what you can do in-game!

>>154190320
you can do cocks

>>154190320
it's still on my mind
this is weird
i just want to curl up

>>154190320
erp

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>>154190320
Think about dicks to keep my pistil moist and sticky to ensure proper pollination.

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>>154191763
I'm glad Arenanet turned its playerbase into homosexual SJW fucks so nobody will fall for the Mordrem honeypot ever again

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>>154185167
I'll get Raziel to kick you from HOPE i swear on me mum

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>>154179824
>Elementalists can't use greatswords

>>154191107
>tfw u wake up to ur SO poking ur puffy cunny with their benis

Where are all the prime RP locations?

>>154193241
the /vg/ thread

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>>154192398
Vaenooo <3

>>154193528
<==3
8==>

>>154195906
>you will never swordfight vae

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>>154195906
>mcharr frotting
>barbs interlock and they end up tearing each others dicks to pieces

>>154192945
Sorry autism anon, I'll fix it for you:
>Elementalists can't use greatsword equipment, silly.

>>154197029
They're barbs, not meat hooks

What do people that play GW2 on daily basis actually do besides the daily fractals?

>>154197992
Daily node gathering in Bloodstone Fen, maybe do the Unbound Guardian. Play a bit of PvP or WvW until I tilt.

>>154197992
Achievement hunt, gear up new classes, go after skins.

I made an ele recently since I had enough ascended boxes to gear it up so I've been learning that while working towards achievements with it, like running through LS2 for the lumi collection and doing TD stuff for Hivemaster collection and also doing dungeons with it since I still want to unlock all the dungeon skins but that one will take awhile.

>>154197992
>>154198217
Should note though I've only been playing since HoT launch so I've still got loads to do unlike the true vets who probably already have a gorillion alts, legendaries and AP.

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>>154197029
Absolutely halal

>>154197936
Look at this virgin

ALL REPEATABLE HEART QUESTS WITH REVAMPED END GAME KARMA REWARDS WHEN
PLAYER HOUSING WHEN
WVW TOURNAMENTS WHEN
SOUTHSUN SWIMSUITS WHEN
BUILD TEMPLATES WHEN

>>154197992
talk to friends in DR

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>Ring of fire next up on sept 20th

Oh boi

I guess it's safe to there's going to be a new continent in the 2nd expansion after all

*safe to say

Fml

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>>154201831

>second expansion

you're adorable.

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Finally manned up and joined my guild's raid night. Got 2 LIs and some other dope shit FeelsGoodMan

>>154128550
What's wrong with Thief and Mesmer bruh

>>154202923
Not him, but they're not the best starting classes. Thief requires some git gud or you die like a dog, so it's a good second class once you've learned the game.

And mesmer is a fucking slog to level and I'm sure has made people quit the game if they chose it as their first character. It's fun at max but I would not recommend it as a first pick.

>>154197992
I run around DR as a black Asura harassing women.

>>154119390
That IS pretty lewd, anime girl. Which ones are single or open to doing that stuff with me?? Is the one with the purple dragon hat single2mingle?

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>>154205174
Hand's off the Peach.

>>154201831
New continent? No.
>>154202159
A second xpac has been in the works for a while now.
I had a friend of a friend who was in closed testing who leaked to me where it was going to take place.
He was right about LS3 going to the ring of fire, no reason to doubt everything else he told me.
It's going to take place in the crystal desert. Mounts are also in.

Charr are asleep. Post Miki.

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>>154204021
what kind of monster would do that?

>>154128387
Warrior: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLhZ52vVK-I
Guardian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY
Revenant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY
Thief: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-PatCUjErI
Ranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g
Engineer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCgSwmm5Ho
Necromancer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIVV9cVveo
Elementalist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
Mesmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C73Yl9VdP0I

>>154206354
Bike Jones

>>154205770
>mounts

Wonder how laggy it will be, when the game can't really handle a group of players moving together at the speeds exceeding the swiftness limit. Assuming they will give you any speed boost at all, unlike the "mounts" we have now.

Also, ring of fire comes with yet another special mastery which exists just to let you move around the map better.

>>154206614
>Wonder how laggy it will be

Probably less laggy, since mounts will probably have a set speed across the board that can't be buffed instead of having to math and internet wads of people with different speed buffs.

>>154205770
>first raids and flying, now mounts

"We want the WoW community" - ANet