/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

xth for being PURE

First for c@bois are fags and lalas are pedos.

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>mfw play on balmung for 2 years
>browse thread for 2 years
>think that everyone who is in a 'relationship' in xiv are just really good friends and that the drama is just one big meme
>mfw today realize these people are dead fucking serious when it comes to liking and 'dating' another man over the internet

nth for being SOFT and lewd

Male characters are not allowed!

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I am depressed. Do you know what it means?

I will come here, start posting/spamming/avatarfagging off topic shit en masse for the next few hours. Let us begin!

So lonely...want to hug someone...

>>154036046
People who like futas are also fags

>>154036085
The ebin orbiters are much worse:

>me and this other person somewhere in the world play the same MMO
>I don't know them IRL
>we're not online friends
>we don't even play on the same server
>this game, the one detail we have have in common, we don't ever play together
>but I know their character by name
>I follow them on social media platforms to be informed of their daily activities
>I loyally defend them against any criticism
>they don't even know I exist

If this describes you in any way, please kill yourself. I can't imagine how desperately empty and lonely a person's life has to be such that they reach this point of blind grasping at the idea of having a friend in this world.

>>154036141
Nah, like.
Fuck off.
Tunnel Snakes rule!

>>154036116
kys stinky

>>154036116
xth for lewding SOFT members.

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xth for males

The person you like says they like you but wont be with you if you dont change your gender or race ingame. Is this a dealbreaker or indicator of future problems? Y/N

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>>154036135
You cannot stop me.

>>154036297
enraged frogposter does not have any reading comprehension

>>154036350
If you MUST post your disgusting male, at least post them in swim trunks.

>>154036297
i wish i could report you as well

>>154036317
Means they don't give a shit about you but only care for your virtual avatar.
Which basically is every grown man relationship here.

>>154036350
Mods will hopefully stop you. You need a break.

>>154036317
they aren't the kind of people you want to associate with

>>154035848
What makes that even better is that they took accuracy off the 3.0+ healer gear, so you know that it must not be very difficult for them to take a value out of their dice-rolling program, or however their computer magicians come up with gear stats. It would be easy for them to take it out of the running for gear. Guess they wanted to preserve the illusion of itemization, but then you also get retards like my co-tank in LotA last weekend who had like 4 or 5 pieces of gear fully melded with parry.

PURE IS IN TURMOIL
AGAIN

Post <Soft> house!

>>154036141
I can give you a hug, but I actually find your character repulsive looking, I don't exactly know why.

>>154035848
Because every single substat right now with the exception of Spell Speed for BLM and a tea spoon of Skill Speed for DRG/WAR.
Critical Hit is too good and they design substat allocation around it primarily

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>>154036469
what happened

>>154036317
Red flag. If they care more about the character than the person then its a no go. Having preferences for RP/ERP is fine to acknowledge, but an ultimatum like that is fucked

I miss Selzh

>>154036469
Masha cheated on me with the entire FC. Everyone is complicit

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>>154036417
That can be arranged.
>>154036465
I was asleep for a good 6 hours dude.
>>154036548
That's not actually them, I'm pretty sure they're asleep.

>>154036548
Oh boy if you think his character is repulsive, you haven't seen him in real life

Actually his personality and nature are just as repulsive

It's a repulsive mess all around

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>fishing to level up my cul
>not high enough gathering to catch legendary fish
>as a joke to myself I mooch a storm rider
>I actually hooked the legendary fish within 2 minutes of my sitting at this spot
haha very funny I'll kill you

>>154036565
>>154036435
>>154036467
>>154036317

>ERP drama

Please, kill yourself. I can't possibly emphasize enough the importance that you all kill yourselves.

>>154036643
now take a selfie with your lizardboyfriend, both with swim trunks

>>154036709
Are you misinterpreting whats being said?

>>154036715
No sluts, please..

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>>154036135
I do what I want

>>154036715
>posts like this are ok when it's a female lizard/cat/someone i'm thirsting after/not a male

>>154036715
Post butt and I will be forever grateful

>>154036763
He doesn't like going out of his way for screenshots, also we're not dating, sorry.

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>>154036419
You can, anon.
I just did.

>>154035530
Yeah, Parry is fucked to shit and useless as a defensive stat, even if you operate under the assumption that an RNG chance to reduce physical-only damage by 20% is worthwhile in the first place. They could probably double or even triple the effect it has and it still wouldn't be particularly strong.

If you take away the assumption that RNG-based mitigation is worthwhile (because it isn't, unless it's 'free'), though, then it's just fundamentally broken, so they need to put some offensive component on it to make the defensive part 'free'.

>>154035848
No, it doesn't make any fucking sense. The closest two things I can think of to an explanation are 1) They know that their itemization options fucking suck and don't want to reduce the pool of secondaries they can choose by 20%, even if one of them is garbage, or 2) There's someone on the team who is just adamant about how you should be able to make your tank more tanky, and he doesn't care whether the game's actual math or gameplay supports that (basically an OF poster). Both of which are fucking dumb, for pretty obvious reasons.

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>>154036643
Post screens of male bonding with shirts off.

>>154036715
Why did you cuck Alice?

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>>154036643
Oh no, what a disgusting, muscular male.
Don't you dare post any more! I really really hate males which is why I have been posting against them so much.

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>>154036808
please not that hair

>>154036715
Sugi 2.0

>>154036808
Need a shirtless and pantless pic now.
Asking for a friend.

>>154036468
I thought it was absolutely fucking stupid how the devs removed accuracy from healer gear since the expansion just because they didn't want casuals to feel forced to DPS or some other related bullshit. I'm glad they're changing that in 3.4, even though they should've kept it since it was a thing since 2.2.

Reworked, removed...parry is the most useless piece of trash substat in this entire game. I'm just glad I'm stockpiling manifestos so I can exchange them for tank gear that isn't utter horseshite.

>>154036715
Post more of that cute highlander behind you.

>>154036780
Oh no, I completely understand the context.

The original poster was describing a situation wherein an ingame prospect for a relationship told them that they like that original poster, but issued an ultimatum requiring that they change their ingame character in some way which better suits their preferences.

It's a fucking MMO. It's a game. The point of the game is killing monsters and getting loot. Yet, we have this pinnacle of faggotry taking place, wherein someone feels literal distress over being told they should change their ingame appearance for the purposes of ERP with some other fucking guy who also plays this game.

To top that off, this poster received several posts unironically advising them to find a different ERP partner.

It's monumentally pathetic.

>>154037060
>I'm glad they're changing that in 3.4
Source: my ass

>>154036715
theres an aroma coming off this picture...

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>>154036923
Anon are you okay?
>>154036868
If I find someone willing to male bond shirtless I will, just for you.

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>>154036528

>>154036814
Ridiculously hypocritical when this au ra can make a blank post with no context every single thread, yet people who post maybe once every few days get multi-quoted on the spot.

I miss Mikha

post yfw chemo is a well known ebin with an agenda

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>>154036135
Call the cops I don't give a fuck.

>>154037367
grown men are why these double standards happen

>>154037060
It's better that healers don't need to gear for accuracy. They bothered with Cleric Stance bullshit instead of MND based damage on healer spells. They should have baked a caster hitcap into Cleric Stance.

>>154037170
Laika post

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I wish I was a grown man
At least I would have friends

>>154037060
I'm pretty sure that the reason they removed accuracy from healer gear was actually mostly just to add one more small layer of artificial difficulty to Gordias, due to how butthurt they got when FCoB got cleared on the first week.

Same reason that crafted gear was not only time-gated behind red scrip (Favor) crafting materials, but also 10 iLevels behind where it should be, and crafted accessories were a ridiculous 40 iLevels behind where they should have been. Except I think they just forgot to put the accuracy back on when they fixed some of the other stuff going into Midas.

>>154037480
Bet you're too pussy to post a shirtless pic.
>masculinity
Lol.

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post cute lalafell
>>154037480
ugly
>>154037264
ugly
>>154037236
ugly
>>154036971
ugly
>>154036861
ugly
>>154036808
cute
>>154036715
ugly
>>154036643
cringe
>>154036350
cringe
>>154036294
cute
>>154036141
ugly
>>154036085
ugly

>>154037503
No! I just want to see more of that highlander!

>>154037543
you can be whatever you want to be. i believe in you, you slut.

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>>154037703
My monk glamour is shirtless.
Hair is outdated.

>>154037730
>triggering my chemo filter

This is why lalafell need to be euthanized.

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>>154036971
I just want to try something different

>>154037013
The booty shorts stay, I'm sorry

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>>154037763
I don't even ERP
All I want is to sit on the ebin benches and gossip all day with cute c@s

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>>154037767
w-what does this highlander l-like

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>>154037791
ugly

>>154037754
Laika post

>>154037219
It was mentioned in a previous live letter or interview that it was going to be a part of gear instead of having to meld it on.

>>154037491
Accuracy would be on every single piece of healer gear, which may help take up less materia slots to meld in the stat. I do agree that giving an accuracy boost to Cleric Stance would be better, but given the incompetence they displayed on the matter so far that is nothing short of wishful thinking.

>>154037594
That's one petty reason to remove accuracy from healer gear. Mayhap it'd be best to scrap the stat altogether and introduce a replacement stat or two for some more interesting itemization?

>>154037853
Lemme guess you're a gay catboy.

>>154037730
Cute..

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>>154037816
thanks you are always the best

>>154037839
what's holding you back?

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>>154037893

>>154037730
God DAMN! Kiki spitting hot FLAMES, calling out all the uglies, sheeeiiit.

https://youtu.be/7zJa6FB5crk

>>154037853
Real women.
I'm sorry

>>154037904
I'm not Laika! C'mon, post more of her.

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>>154038007
I can't fit in
I don't have the grown man mentality
Also I'm playing a male character

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>>154038003
You're welcome

>>154038016
Cute!!

>>154037962
>Mayhap it'd be best to scrap the stat altogether

Apparently, that's the source of a lot of debate over at their offices.

>>154038036
thanks nice

>>154037968
n-no!
i'm t-totally not one!
h-hahahaha..

>>154038095
Dress up in skimpy clothes and you can be the token fag hanging out with the popular girls on the bleachers

>>154038073
I could go take a creepshot... but then I'd be taking a creepshot...

How do I fall out of obsession

>>154038151
When you stop and think about it, Accuracy is a boring stat. It doesn't directly boost damage output, but serves as a gatekeeper to dealing damage at all. Classically, the point of accuracy was to prevent single stat dumping for braindead large damage numbers.

In this game specifically though, accuracy caps are handed out for free. Not a single job has to go out of their way to gear or meld for accuracy so they can hit the required caps.

>>154038306
Only autists care about that shit. Go take just one, please.

>>154038095
Do I know you? If for some reason you are who I think you might be you are better at it than you think my friend. it's my bedtime now, good luck to you!

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>>154037767
>>154037816
What disgusting males! They are not handsome even in the slightest!
Oh no, how could you make my eyes suffer those handsome bodies? Oh no, little poor me, having to tolerate all these topless men posting in the thread!
>>154037236
Better with every minute...

>>154038374
find something else to do

>>154038401
Aside from healers now. I wonder if people are gonna try to overmeld Vs onto the i250 crafted weapons

>>154038306
Take one, please!

>>154037816
i bet you started playing bard specifically for that headpeice

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Can I be one of these hip ebins everyone is talking about yet?

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>>154038473
You worry me.

>>154037730
>calling the FC house ugly
Fight me.

>>154038791
Yes, that's pretty hot.

>>154038791
>Tan
>xaela
>White hair
You're perf.....
>Croctail
Get out. NOW!

>>154038848
Who are those hot tanks and would they spitroast a subby catboy?

>>154038990
Crock tail is best tail though. It's like lion tail on C@s. ITS CUTE
CUTE

CT bp

>>154038848
rio a husbando

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>>154036868
I did the thing.

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Yay for boring af beast tribes grinding.

>>154038791
No.. Sluts aren't welcome here..

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>>154039328
I'd grind my beast on you if you know what I mean

>>154039269
[2]<Lohillus Pan'umbra> Okay put your shirt back on,your gay is starting to rub off on me.

>>154039328
Live it up a little by posting your behind. You'll blush while doing the rest of the grinding.

>>154038497
What if this thing I'm obsessed with makes contact with me everyday.

Post pictures of Laika!

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>>154038830
You wanna talk about it? Dad's here for you all.

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>>154038848
Why do I worry you? I'm more worried about that poor au ra girl, being surrounded by those tall, hunky filthy males!
>>154039269
Wawawawa
This is great!

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>>154039269

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>tfw been tactless with an anon I met yesterday
>tfw that anon still hasn't connected back
I didn't even notice on the moment I was being a pain
Wat do

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>>154039328
cool mounts though..

>>154038791
>Face 4 Au Ra
Are you a trap?

>>154039718
/pat

>>154038791
more

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>>154039661
Is there a problem, officer?

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>>154038770
Actually I've been playing BRD since first coil up to Gordias where I stopped, but you right, I only have the Midan blindfold because reasons

Who started this male character fad?

>>154040054
Nobody
It's just one hard gay fag trying to force a meme

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>>154039732
Cutest

>>154040054
>being a normal male is a fad

>>154039398
You're joking,right?

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>>154039269
Thank you!

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>>154040132
/pet
/hug

>>154040005
Slut..

>>154039759
yeah...

>>154040005
Why did Abe cuck you?

>>154040005
how does it feel knowing abe is glued to aranea's dick 24/7?

If the moon is so great why can't you see it when the sun is out.
Suncat>moonsluts

Gah! I had to turn off my shit filter before the thread started updating! Hey guys

>>154040005
Are you dating stinky now?..

how to I order my minion to sit on the desired shoulder?

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>>154039871
Have to leave for work soon.
I'll be home in about _8 hours.

>>154040320
Traps are the best.

>>154040005
Why did you breakup with Abe

This grown man phenomenon is quite something. Watching closeted losers use MMO avatars as an avenue to date others because they can't in real life is both fascinating and despairing.

>>154040530
shirou....

>>154040530
this one is bait

>>154040054
Huh?
There are no more male posters than usual. Just different faces.

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>>154039759

>>154040420
/beckon

I don't think you can pick what shoulder it sits on

>>154040583
and you still replied

>he did it again

>>154039759
I thought that was face 3

>>154039507
Dadlander, the problem is I can't stop thinking about bp...

>>154040434
getting someone aroused and leaving for 8 hours is super mean

>154040649
this is bait

HEALER TIER

>good tier
Well dressed, doesn't look like a slut or memer

>debateable tier
Wearing a common outfit like eso or af

>bad tier
Dressed like a whore, too much exposed skin

>trash tier
Catboy

>>154040770
cringey

>>154040919
stop using my meme dude

>>154040807
Normally, I'd agree, but I have a catboy healer in my static and that fucker is the best healer I've seen in my 2+ years of playing this game.

>>154040989
cringey

>>154040320
What server?

>>154040741
Face 3 has no correlation to traps, it's just a coincidence that a few people who force themselves really hard share it.

>>154040761
>getting aroused from 2 posts
m8 you need to learn to control your thirst.

How many more hearts are you going to break?

>>154040807
{stinky reply with Midan cane}

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>>154040761
I know.

which ebins are the worst at their respective mains?

>>154040807
This so much

>>154041034
Seto is the worst at being pure

>>154041028
does this cute trap like males? ...asking for a friend

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[spoier]l-lewd

>>154041126
back off i thirsted here first

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>>154041138
>he

>>154041138
Ippiki at it again

>>154036973
I would never go aura

>>154040174
No!

Who is Mari Onette marrying?

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>>154039269
MOAR

>>154041138
males are so creepy desu

>>154041316
Me

>>154041237
>UGH STRAIGHT ERP IN MY FUTA SIMULATOR

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hello

>>154041138
>not "her clothed shaft"
disgusting males strike again

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>>154041337
I took one more but it wasn't very good, you can have it I guess.

>>154041381
What are you, a male character?

>>154039269
God damn dude your face is fucked.

>>154041234
i dont mind being second
or spitroasting idk

>>154041381
>FUTA SIMULATOR

Guys I just got a great idea for a sequel to QWOP

>>154041316
Renko

>>154041381
>tfw it's either straight erp or futa erp but no one considers yuri erp

>>154041138
>complete lack of flowery writing

What's even the point if you're not going to be creative with it?

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>>154039269

lala bp

>>154041769
>that dead inside look.

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>>154041769
/taunt just makes me look terrible. I really should fix my frogmouth.

>80% gathering chance
>fail
>fail
>fail
>fail
Give me a break please I beg you

>>154041719
Straight>Futa>Yaoi>Shit>Yuri

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>>154041843
You look like Woody with elf ears, it's pretty awful.

>>154041805
what is bp

>>154041904
>trusting an """80%"""" chance of anything in this game

Either gear up more or use those gathering chance abilities.

>>154041805
yeah what is up

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Cats and Lizards!!

>cats
>lizards
can you guys create something that's NOT generic?

>>154041843
Just want to remind you that these >>154041976 >>154041505 are lifetime cat players who are trying to comment and improve upon an elezen.

>>154041990
That's what I'm trying to do MOM
I need hq shit for a daily turn in, then I'll be able to gear up with that spicy new level

>>154041518
Both of those are pretty nice. Are you sure you want to go second though? I mean there would be something inside.

>>154041957
What's wrong with it?

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Do any trannies wanna watch some Rick & Morty with me? It can be platonic, I just want to be friends and maybe help you through the rough parts of your transition.

ALICE CAT
Is the dress you use from the Housemaid Attire?

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>on my last two Youkai weapons, 60 medals to go
>sixteen FATEs without a drop
>compulsively checking my map, compendium, and minion to make sure I'm in the right place
>it still doesn't matter

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>>154042098
>lifetime cat players
I'm not a cat nigga.
I can't comment on the other person you referenced.

>>154042224
What do you do, like do you just scissor or something

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>>154041978
best pussy

>>154042224
It's boring as fuck. All Yuri ERP is the same.

>>154042248
Do you have a picture of Alice? I have the Housemaid Attire on me and can probably confirm yes or no.

>>154041978
bisexual person

>>154042330
I can't believe I'm defending Yuri right now, but it's more about the lead in backstory and foreplay than it is about the actual act. Yuri RPers tend to care more about the actual relationships behind the characters, and making that strong connection.

>>154042285
Scissoring is hot.

>>154042330
How is it all the same? Have you done it?

>>154040807
From most likely to be good to least:
Elezen
Male Roe
Midlander
Female Roe
Highlander
Male Au Ra
Female cat
Female Au Ra
Lala
Male cat

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{Hello!}

{How are you today?}

>watching some WHM videos because I have to main heal tonight
>"just to be clear those call outs are from a teamspeak bot and for the MCH lol"
>MCH is Harpuia Rivers

>>154042285
Have you never watched lesbo porn before?

>>154042293
Got source?
My colleague wants to know.

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>>154042098
Hey, I'm a lifetime cat player, and I like his creepy, inhuman glare.

>>154042527
very bad

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>>154042476
now you just know that isnt true

>>154042527
{Blast Shot} {inside} {rear}

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>>154042079
no but i found someone who did

>>154042224
i think most men find sex where a phallus is not involved to be a novelty at best, or just plain boring
also what >>154042453 said

>>154042248
not them but yes it is, if you're referring to >>154007317

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>>154042098
I do have frogmouth though, it bothers the heck outta me, but I don't want to waste $10 for such a minor change.
>>154042527
Can I have this lala, please?
>>154042587
DELET

>Aika "Pakscammer" Tsunderie rags on Harp for over a year about a repelling shot death
>When he does it, "I'm not bad because xyz post ur parse"

>>154042587
Too pale.
Lips are weirdly dark and too thin.
It's unnerving.

>>154041126
>>154041234
Are either of you Non-futa FemRoe,Male Roe,or Elzen?

>>154042575
https://exhentai.org/g/972628/38556382f2/

It's decent. Virgin-killer trap theme is great, though.

>>154042453
It's the same shit every time. Even the whole relationship part is the same. It's simply not interesting, especially with the typical ERPer.
>>154042462
Of course I have done it. Definitely not my cup of tea.
>>154042546
Not him but lesbo porn is pretty meh imo

>>154042751
male cat

>>154042638
No he's mine

>>154042293
Fucking disgusting.
In no reality is a man's asshole better than a vagina

>>154042886
Pass

>>154042908
Where does a woman's asshole fit in on that hierarchy?

>>154042845
>lesbo porn is pretty meh imo
Well yeah pretty much but it still outlines what two women would do to each other.
>>154042998
Way above a man's asshole.

>>154042949
fair enough

>>154042248
Someone else answered my question while I was looking for the picture, but thanks anyway

>>154042635
I am! Thanks!!

>all these virgin posts
why not go outside and actually have sex with a real human being instead of shitting up the thread with your anime bullshit

>>154042751
Male Elezen

>>154042476
The best healer I've ever had was female lala, lil fucker knew exactly what to do during trash pulls and everything.

>>154042391
oops >>154043090

>>154042771
Thanks! Virgin killers are pretty cool and the ending was hilarious

>>154043090
I'm the anon that asked that, and going through the colors, I think it's dyed Seafrog Blue now that I go through the color palette. If you wanted the exact shade she's using.

Might be wrong though, cause of the lighting.

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i hate night shift.

>>154043193
>a grown man fucking a piece of furniture
Top fucking kek, and I'm positive it happens.

>>154043146
Picture and server

>>154042546
Yes it's boring one was trying to be "racy" by shoving peeled ginger in another girls ass. It was boring.

>>154043290
Thank you.
I want that dress so bad..

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>>154043337
>shoving peeled ginger in another girls ass
>>154043338
Your house is disgusting.

>>154042771
tfw the older i get i just start skipping the sex scenes and read the story parts of hentai

i think i've given up on everything

>>154043338
congrats to you you stale piece of shit

>>154043338
cut this on a leg, i can't read shit

>>154043125
>Tfw not a virgin
>Tfw I know who's a virgin/grown man in disguise just by erping them.
Most of you should be ashamed.

>>154043514
Sometimes you just want a good love story.

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if yoshi was to elect the real warrior of light. but it could only be one person. who would it be?

>>154043338
Amber needs help please if anyone knows enough about where they live I think this might be a life threatening emergency.

>>154043125
How can I play FFXIV outside?

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>>154043125
Anon...

>>154043174
>best healer based on casual 4 man shitter content

>>154043174
did you fug them after

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>>154043594
>know who's a virgin in disguise by erping with them
>"/em grabs your breast. it feels like a bag of sand."

>>154043710
Ignore the sewer-dwelling chud and let it kill it's self.

>>154043670
Our cat child after I make love to you with my male c@

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Why can't I see her naked?

>>154043770
Fuck no. This person needs help and I'm not going to give up on them.

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Can't see shit

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>>154043756
>tfw dont actually know what tits feel like because the only girl i've been with didnt have any

>>154043905
Congrats!

>>154043610
yeah, pretty much

lately i've just been reading straight vanilla ones. it's nice seeing that at least in my comics love is so nice.

>>154043893
Just give up mate.

>>154044106
NO. They need help. This isn't something to take lightly.

>>154043338
Lmao

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>>154043670
me

>>154044150
>take lightly
Considering they do this to themselves all the time and then shitpost within the same hour, yes it is.

>>154043670
Are the poop jokes not topical anymore?

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Mid-thread femroes!

Someone has to know where Amber lives?

>>154044220
This time seems different. I think they're doing it with the intent to kill themselves this time and I have enough reason to believe it. Now stop taking this as if it's not a big deal because it is.

>>154043670
a blandlander

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>>154043793
I.. I think im fine without the sex.

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sanctum think they slick

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>>154043670
It would be derplander, you dumb sack of shit.

>people still failing hard on nid norm.
I miss normal steps of fate...

>>154044150
come back when amber actually has the will to change for the best.

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>>154044345
Can everyone stop being so fucking self-absorbed for just a moment and try to help someone who actually needs it?

>>154044398
not him but do you like kisses?

>>154044368
>>154043670
As long as it's not female midlander. I feel kinda silly when they refer to my midlander as some kind of badass warrior.
I was thinking more a highlander male or something though.

>>154043125
Oh yeah cause it's real super easy right?

>>154044497
i know where amber lives. what are you going to do, send the cops?

>>154044497
No.

>>154044473
>normal
That was debuffed because people shit their pants about it on release day.

>>154044610
What else is there to do? I don't want them to die.

>>154044497
Amber is a worthless piece of human garbage, nobody would care if he killed himself

>>154044497
Why the fuck would anyone wanna help a person who literally takes requests for shit to carve into their flesh? Why the fuck would anyone wanna help someone like that?
Why the fuck would anyone wanna help someone who's spent fucking weeks throwing tantrums because they got banned from something as inconsequential as a fucking discord server? Get fucking real. The guy doesn't want help. He wants attention. And he's getting it.

>>154044725
>he
>himself

>>154044734
Because this is a person that really needs help.

>>154044734
>replying to amber
well done champ

>>154044825
Do it yourself, then. Nobody gives a shit.

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>>154043710
>responding to your own post

>>154044398
Fine let Eorzea be destroyed
Just know that you let the world down and the realms only salvation was in my balls all along

>>154044617
Fuck you. You're an awful person if you're just going to sit there and let someone die because your shitposting here and circlejerking is too important.

>>154044725
Sorry but you're wrong. If nobody cared I wouldn't care right now. They're also not garbage. If anyone is worthless garbage it's you for implying they are.

>>154044734
Because they're another human being who obviously needs some fucking help and some good people who care about them?

Stop being so selfish, like holy shit. Every moment right now counts so this isn't a time to be just fucking around and arguing about this. Something needs to be done if they're really dying.

>>154044734
>Why the fuck would anyone wanna help
You are either 11 or mentally deficient (more so than Amber, at least she has compassion).

kiki kebab yiffer

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>>154044681
my suggestion: talk to amber, see how it goes. ;)

>we don't want to make stats interesting or varying or useful because we want our players to focus on the fights!

With that logic you might as well remove all stats but weapon damage, hp, mp, and tp

How is this company still running

>>154044881
Ook post.

>>154044848
I'm new as fuck, I have no idea of who Amber or anyone else is. I can't help him, even if I want to.

>>154044869
You people are fucking delusional really. Yeah, of course, there's nobody out there in these threads who actually cares about other people. Nope. Not a single person.

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>>154044881
nobody cares

>>154044956
yeah idk, the game is still fun tho

>>154044956
They literally did that in XIII and it was still technically a best-selling game, despite what people think about it.

>>154044991
There were the first time this dude did it.
Now that it's the Xth time nobody cares anymore and he's just replying to himself.

>>154044532
highlander male would be pretty neat but itll probably just be generic male midlander

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>>154044559
it kinda is nowadays
get tinder and like everyone lmao you'll get someone eventually

How is this game? I was considering trying out the demo on PS4, but I've never really played an MMO.

>>154044881
>thousand of people die every second around the planet
>i should give a shit about someone that is unlikeable and metally unstable

lol stop being a hypocrite and kill yourself along with amber

>>154045085
Ok, but what do I do if I lack confidence and I'm ugly?

Daily reminder that Meria is a pretty nice person_________________________________________________

>>154044497
>>154044881
we tried helping them
some people even personally messaged amber and they got ignored
a few of us even made a thread over on Q&A to ask for what to do since we have no info on where amber actually lives

it doesn't want help, it wants the attention it gets from cutting itself here.

>>154045046
Zettai and greencat true otp!

>>154045085
cool as a breeze

>>154044659
I know, I did it pre-nerf. Still, rather do that this nid normal.

>>154044950
Well don't you think I'd be doing that if I could right now?

I came here because that seems to be out the window at this point. Every second counts right now and if there's anyone who can actually do something because they know where they live, now is the time to do it.

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>>154045148
>hypocrite

>>154044963
Tanitsuki Shiruku on Balmung. consider that she probably hates herself for reasons.

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>>154044881

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>>154040749
Well, whenever I'm worried about something I always treat myself to something I don't normally get. Maybe buy yourself a nice dinner and relax, then when you think about it the issue won't feel as worrisome or stressing.

If that doesn't help come seek me out, ill happily give some hugs to those in need.

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anyone like games
this one in particular

>>154045097
This thread should tell you all you need to know.

Turn back now or abandon all hope.

>>154045173
>it
I have strong suspicions that this post is a lie.

>>154045327
Yes, this particular game is pretty cool

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>>154045156
depends on how ugly you are/think you are

>>154045184
cool as a b r e e z e my d u d e