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RTZ

is shit

Fucking retard this was supposed to be the last d2g thread

>>154022023
Not enough waifus.

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nth for dead general

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>>154022023
CSGO is deader than both Dota and LOL , their thread is 2 days old kek

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What starting items do i get for Lina mid if i want to be able to last hit against a not shit opponent?

>aw yeah gonna play some necro
>clearly state that I will be going core
>past three matches have had no supports and one or more teammates walking down mid after arguing with whoever will respond for ten minutes
I just want to play something other than support for a few matches, dammit.

Why does dota make me rage so much, its just a stupid video game. I think I have legit autism.

>>154022312
becuase its a shit fucking game to play

really there is zero reasons to be a gameshitter

>>154022234
What about TF2? I think we had a thread 3 days old just until yesterday.

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>>154022303
Ring of Repick

>>154022312
FIFA and Dota are the most maddening games. Shit that is out of your control can fuck u over.

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What's the most synthwave hero in the game?

>>154022417
fy looking good as ever

>>154022489
Outworld Devourer ofc

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>>154022489

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>>154022061
we have plenty

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>>154022303
>picking the inferior sister

>>154022732
>he fell for the Crystal """MAIDEN"""

why is my boy jimmy joining team mushit

he was so close to reviving his career

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Any big deals still posting on /d2g/?

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THIS DOTARD'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU~~~~~

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>>154022984
>he didn't

If Valve fixed their AI I would only play vs bots.

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>>154022732
>Picking Rylai
>When Auroth exists

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>>154022984
>he fell for the Crystal """MAIDEN""" meme

>>154023098
no bot in any moba game can ever top dota1 bot coding

Why aren't you a millionaire yet doturds? You could have mad a fortune off of making dummy accounts, buying battle passes and then selling the treasures. Here is some math for you guys:

BP Level 1 - $9.99
3x Benefactor = $4.50 each, $13.50 total
Immortal Treasure I = $2.10
Immortal Treasure II = $3.25
Immortal Treasure III = $2.45
Total Market Value of treasures (Based on average market prices) = $21.30
Profit for buying level 1 battle pass and selling ONLY treasures = $11.30 USD

BP Level 50 - $26.99
3x Benefactor = $4.50 each, $13.50 total
Immortal Treasure I = $2.10 each, $10.50 total
Immortal Treasure II = $3.25
Immortal Treasure III = $2.45
Total Market Value of treasures (Based on average market prices) = $39.70
Profit for buying level 50 battle pass and selling ONLY treasures = $12.70 USD

You could have made $11 minimum per an account and that doesn't include the non-treasure items you would be selling.

>>154023220
in steambux sure, but what am I gonna do with 55 USD spread across 5 accounts?

>>154023062
can someone please (You) this? I put a lot of work into it

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>>154023220
Just go work at wallmart and make more money in a single month you total idiot.

>>154023191
>Its a viper mid on Unfair episode

The nied he said

>>154023062
>>154023328

Here's your (You) since I saved this image.

>>154023381
unfair viper isn't hard to lane against, i think they nerfed the bot AI

>>154023310
>Go on your main account, sell garbage items for absurd prices, buy them on the dummy accounts
>Now that the money is transferred you can start investing in games, items, etc and then selling them for real world money on trusted trading sites like D2Lounge
You only lose 10% of the money on the market. So you end up losing $5 and the remaining $50 gets transferred to your main account.

>>154023220

>pay valve 10$
>get 0$ in return

yeah it really does seem like a steal my man!
im gonna pay my bills in no time with this one simple trick!

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>dota is so dead it's dead game meme has died

el
oh
el

>>154023340
You could make thousands of dollars a month from buying compendiums and selling the treasures compared to the $8 an hour you make at walmart.

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>>154023664
hehehehe

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>>154023220
Turbo basementsweller. Steam is not like a casino site where u can withdraw your money. There is currently not a single game on steam that i want.

You'd make more money recycling cans and bottles anyways stupid loser. The only idiot here is you.

Looks like Valve is bending over backwards for them

https://twitter.com/cwmdota/status/773121261656506368

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>>154023664
>meanwhile in cs go

>>154023474
The AI is definitely dumb, but it's always cheating. Try playing invis or illusion against them. I wouldn't be surprised if they get bonus gold too.

>>154023854
>dota literally has double the average players as cs go

I remember when people said cs go was going to overtake dota, back in like mid 2015.

>>154023817

WE LE DID IT REDDIT

WE MADE VALVE BREAK THE RULES WE FORCED THEM TO IMPLEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE SO OUR LE EPIC STREAMERINO KAPPUCINO SHIT_SHIT GETS IN

holy fuck this is too much for me
they literally are bending the rules for sing while refusing to bend them to REIGNING TI CHAMPIONS LMAO

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>tfw 4 Peruvians throw a 75 minute game after ratting harder than you ever have in your life and getting megas solo as Lycan
>tfw 4 peruvians LITERALLY feeding and not defending despite being TWO RACKS AHEAD

I just

I hate this game. I try so hard, and for what? For matchmaking so hilariously imbalanced you're near positive valve employees are gaslighting you just to watch you rage and lose?

>>154024008
b-but the wording was vague dude

>>154024008
>egniggers are still
>THIS
>FUCKING
>MAD
ROFL

play 5 games a day, never saw these heroes this past month

puck
brew
viper
razor

>>154023817
>>154024008
Been out of dota for a while
What happened with kaipi?

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>riki+morph in every game

dotards?

>>154024008
You are p. stupid

as expected of 4channer though.

Carry on.

>>154024103
bone7 had like 4 months to change his roster
he didnt and now he cant

kaipi now cannot be invited and have to go thru open qualies, the same thing that happend to EG and Secret

BUT it seems reddit will allow them to break the rules

>>154024008
>while refusing to bend them to REIGNING TI CHAMPIONS LMAO


ok I don't nessecarily agree with this shit, but there is massive differnece between the two situations

>eg purposely made a roster change, it wasn't them forgetting something or otherwise

>eg was actual shit after manila, they shouldn't have been invited anyway, just like newbee shouldn't have been invited to ti5

And to be fair, valve didn't put any exact time on when the roster locks would be done, afaik they literally just said 'you have until the 4th'. I wasn't just kaipi's lazyness but valves posts lacking in info

So honestly is there any reason not to pick up Dragon Lance on every single ranged hero?

It's so fucking cheap, has an amazing buildup, amazing stats and the added effect is just icing on the cake.

I might start building it on stupid shit like morph and veno just because it's so cost effective

>>154024103
Bone7 waitied till the last minute to update the roster on Valve site and missed the deadline liek a retard, reddit complained becuase SingSing, and know Valve are changing the rules for them. Reminder that no name teams like those Peru dudes with Smash were instantly crucified and banned for life and EG got forced through open qualifiers but we NEED to make an exception for Kaipi.

>>154024252
>a literal date isnt specific enough

?

How is riki not the hardest carry? backstab is one of the best dmg steroids in the game.
>b-but you have to hit enemy in the back! what if they fight back ;)
LITERALLY SKILL THAT TELEPORTS YOU BEHIND ENEMY BACK AND ULTIMATE THAT DOES THIS IN AOE WHILE RIKI CANT TAKE ANY DMG

Guys the wording was Vague xD SingSong Ping Pong lol

>>154024252
>Say you have until the 4th
>4th comes around
>Still not done
>W-WAIT YOU WEREN'T SPECIFIC

???

>>154024343
>>154024430

>what are timezones

"yeah guys just have it done by the 4th"

"ok what time on the 4th? 'by the 4th' generally means we have until some time ON the 4th right? Or do we have to have this shit done by like midnight the previous night? Or can we wait until midnight the next day? Do you mean 12 am cet, pdt, whatever?"

*no info given*

"th-thanks valve"

>>154024483
He had FOUR MONTHS to do it

>>154024389
>Enemy team picks void
>Your hero just became useless
?

>>154024483

let me get this straight

when someone says "be here at 5pm firday"

do you ask them by what nuclear clock the 5pm is measured, also what dimension etc?

a date is a fucking date they have been playing with that roster for super long AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO FUCKING PUT PEOPLE IN YOU JUST HAVE TO KICK THEM CHIENSE TEAMS LITERALLY KICKED EVERY SINGLE PLAYER JUST BECAUSE THEY COULD

holy fuck hang yourself redditor bone7 is a literal retard with dobule digits iq and rules shouldnt be bend for shitshit

>>154024618
5pm friday? What timezone?

>>154024786
you have never asked anyone that ever
if you did you are just as retarded as bone7

>>154024618
so if someone says to you "be here friday, and if you're not there by the exact minute you lose your house" and you ask "ok what time friday" and they say GOOD LUCK do you think you've been given fair information?

>>154024848
anon i don't know how to tell you this but you might be retarded

>>154024858

HE HAD MONTHS TO DO IT

HOW COME EVEYR OTHER TEAM MANAGED TO DO IT BUT HIM?

why do you fucking defend shit shit so much liek why, honeslty why

there are 5 people on that team and NOT EVEN ONE READ THE FUCKING RULES

>>154024556
This isn't like handing your piece of homework about what it's like living with autism you fucking dipshit, teams are going to want to use up as much of this time as possible to try new players, which they could only do recently.

I'm not saying this is true for kaipi, what I'm saying is that this was a possible outcome for a team that weren't just lazy

>>154024618

you are actually so fucking brainless holy shit, how does someone like this not wake up every day thinking

>"ye know, i'm actually really, really stupid, perhaps i should spend some time trying to fix this"

>do you ask them by what nuclear clock the 5pm is measured, also what dimension etc?


Do you literally have no understanding of how global timezones work? Do you really fucking think that organising something locally is even remotely the same as doing it globally?

You could say to me

>do this thing by 12pm

and the next day I wake up it's fucking 12 pm in china and the roster locks are closed. We are talking about players changing completely different fucking regions, not fucking shitters within the same city

>>154024343
no it isn't, an actual hard deadline generally needs both a date and time to avoid any ambiguity

like "11:59 PM PST on 9/3/16," not "until the 4th"

not even a singshit fangay, more like the opposite

>>154024887
if your mom tells you to be home by 11 and your first thought is what timezeone then im sorry but you have braindamage

>>154024858
That's not even the same thing you retard

In this case it'd be
>You have four months to send us this form, due on Friday of this month which is of course four months from now, or we're going to take your house
>Okay
>Everyone else in your neighborhood does it on time
>You come back home and realize your house is gone on the exact date they said it was
>"WOW DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE TIME ZONES WTF"

Please tell me you redditors aren't this retarded

>>154025047
be home by 11am? 11pm? 11pm PST? 11pm EST?

>>154025027
the probl;em you based retard its not any hard deadline you can still change teams, we dont know half the team yet

tahts because ITS NOT A DEADLINE AND IF THE RETARDS READ THE RULES AT LEAST ONCE THEY WOULD KNOW THAT

chink teams kicked every fuckign player becuase they knew not to give them any power, bone7 could kick eveyrone from kaipi day1 and he could still change his players around

the problem is he didnt read the fucking rules and now reddit WILL CHANGE THE RULES FOR HIM SO SHITSHTI GETS IN

>>154025047
>egnigger so butthurt they can't think straight
what if your friend from the other side of the world tell you to skype him by 11? what then?

>>154025187

if my friend from across the world told me: hey man you have 4 months to email me this thanks

i would email him this sooner than on the very last day

do you see how retarded you are?

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>until the 4th

what did they mean by this?

>>154025187
Then you Skype him at his timezone

Which means if you fail this simple request you're actually retarded because Valve has a very specific time zone which is common knowledge and tard7 still can't somehow figure it out

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>all these shitters caring about some trash tier drama with some trash tier team

el oh elling at you, dotards

>>154025316
>his timezone
>common knowledge
we have a valve employee in the thread boys

>>154025323
Us redditors live and die for based sing song ping pong

>>154025297
ok it's great we have you here to determine when is an acceptable time to add your roster.

oh whats that, you have been able to practice with the players you wanted yet and aren't comfortable making a decision on who you want to play with for the next fucking half year?

too fucking bad kiddo, anon wants you players RIGHT FUCKING NOW, DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'VE ONLY PLAYED 1 SCRIM TOGETHER, I HAVE TO HAND MY HOMEWORK IN ON TIME WHY CAN'T YOU FIELD AN ESPORT'S ROSTER JUST THE SAME WAY?

>>154025106
and if you do try to send the form on friday but it's rejected for being late, it's grounds to sue for not being explicit enough/being duplicitous

>>154025472
>Four months
>RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I'm literally in tears at how stupid you singshit fanboys are

>>154025472

thats a great post my based retard friend but im afraid you just like bone7 didnt read the rules

how come kaipi was forced to formalize their roster on 4th while we dont even know which team Miracle is on?

so now i know, only retards that dont knwo rules themselves defend other reatrds that dont know them

so will jimmy carry mushi into top tier?

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....

Hey!

Reminder that if you are a mildly successful streamer and former tier 3 pro Valve will bend the rules for you, BUT if you are a former TI winning team the rules HAVE to be enforced :^^)))

Hey sing shit defenders

If the rules are so bad then why did literally every single team except for Kaipi have no issues with them?

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>>154025697
hey!

>>154025560
>four months

yeah they totally where able to practice with the players they wanted during those 4 months, yep totally didn't have to wait for the roster locks to open to do this no not at all.

I'm sure they really knew how other teams rosters where going to pan out and adjust themselves to this obvious information 4 months in the making.

and why bother even taking time to create your team in the first place? Lol just do it as soon as possible who cares lmao

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What do you eat when you die late game dotards? I microwave pic related

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haha what a funny joke

>>154025774
can someone post the full pic?

>>154025739
but the EG team that won TI stopped existing right after TI5?

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>>154025885
1/3

>>154025885
0.5

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>>154025885
sweatstiny

>>154025885
50/50
>>154025985
retard

>>154025783
read the rules.

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>>154025982
>win ti
>disband
>lose ti
>disband
how do you do it?

>>154026038
B

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>talks to everyone like he's the best captain in the world
>misses literally (LITERALLY) every single stun
>reports people straight after
le scientists etc

>>154025590
because there are two completely different deadlines for dropping and adding players?

fuck off and go troll the leagueshitters thread instead, thanks

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>>154026261

>>154026261
THEY PROBABLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIS MUMBLES

LIKE NIGGA IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH

post your favorite str/agi/int heroes

>>154026269
are you legit retarded or what

like what the fuck are you even saying

your whole epic post about how kaipi had not enough time to finalize squad WHEN THEY DONT HAVE TO

literally bone7 could fucking make a compelte new team today if he wasnt a retard and read THE RULES AT LEAST ONCE

look at ppd we have no clue what his team is, he can be looking fro players as we speak, he just read the rules becuase he has more than 80iq and removed himself from EG

>>154026038
100% b anyone who says otherwise is braindead

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>>154026058
>>154026179
how can it be 50% when there are 3 boxes

>3 100 word essays due tomorrow
>play low priority games all day instead

>>154026508
nigga are you for real

>>154026508
Getting one (1) gold instantly invalidates the full silver box out of the equation

>>154026021
>>154026058
>>154026179
dumb and dumb
the problem refers to balls, not boxes, or meta ass
it can only be 33% because of this

>>154026451
it's utterly inexcusable that a company like valve that knows how to properly set business deadlines for shit like their steam sales, couldn't even do that correctly for their own competitive gaming shit

this isn't like your vague "deadlines" miss teacher sets for you to hand in your Faggotology homework at middle school

>>154022303
Null 2 branch pooled tangos like every single other int mid?

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Has anyone used 3rd party map-packs/sound packs here ? I wanna get desert map but afraid of getting b&

>>154026631
Why is using his ancient name considered an insult
I literally can not comprehend this

@154026653
shut the fuck up idiot

envy is 100% going to lose this game and it will be fucking hilarious

>>154026670
valve could do everything bone7 would still fuck it up because he didnt read the fucking rule sin the first place

if he did he would drop everyone the same day

but he didnt

and now redditors like you try to change the rules becuase someoen refused to read them

are you for real?

>>154025747
there was nothing wrong with the rules, they just waited until the last second for the deadline and fucked that up somehow.

The time has always been the same, it was always written, it wasnt even the first of the fifth time people had to do this. If they were kicking people in the first place they should've just kicked them right away.

>>154022310
>Picking a shit hero countered by a single item that is viable on any support hero
>Hurr me play core gib me farm so we can lose
If you're going to play core pick a hero that isn't dogshit.

LMAO
burrow then die
how come EE is pro player?

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>shitshit getting a free pass even tho they fuck up big time
>meanwhile our guys secret got forced to go to open qualifiers for TI
HOW IS THIS FAIR SECRET BROS?
SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOSE

If you are defending Bone7 you are pretty much confirmed redditor so fuck off, we here on 4chan value the rules and follow them to a T

>>154026917
>value the rules and follow them to a T

I literally just came off a 1 week ban fucking drink bleach immediately

what are you fucktards even arguing about

Its the deadline for DROPPING players, not ADDING players. CWM and FckingBad werent even playing with Kaipi for the last few weeks, they should've been dropped immediately.

There was no indecision, it was laziness.

who's the strongest 7 slot agi carry

>>154026971
wow you badboy :3

>>154026917
I know this is (terrible) bait but
>we here on 4chan value the rules
still triggered me

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>people watching EE when our guy Slacks is streaming

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Oh boy time to watch our favourite autist stream

>>154027104
based redditbro the narwhal bacons at midnight amirite

>>154027091
>>154026971
If you've been banned on 4chan i feel bad for you, I've been here for like 2 years now and never been banned. No need to rebel against internet authority you retard no one will think you're cool for it.

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>tfw you pick sven
>tfw you blow enemies up in 1 hit
>tfw you're doing great
>tfw your bkb starts running low... tfw you're the center of disables in teamfights... tfw you start running around in fights more than you autoattack.. tfw the enemy team tanks up... tfw you never get to cleave anyone in fights anymore... tfw you lose lategame after being slowly witheled down every fight dealing 0 damage

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>envy

What are your favorite INT STR AGI heroes? Mine are Ogre Magi Earthshaker and Faceless Void.

>>154027221
this post is BAIT
do NOT reply

>>154027313
sky chicken
wisp
meepo

>>154027326
Pudge or darkterror

>>154027313
io ursa windrunner

THIS KID IS SO FUCKING SHIT

>>154027326
furion?
lens for sprout,vlad and maelstorm for push?

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>dotards still havent gotten a real balance patch in months
laughing my lmao off

>>154026508
While the boxes, the point of the experiment is still to pick one of the sample, and the sample is 50% gold, so a 50% chance of picking a gold

>>154027439
But we've gotten plenty of small patches that change up the most broken heroes to maintain nice balance. It's good right now, you should try it.

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>>154027313
Tide/Undying
Undying
AA

>>154027471
>of the same box
dont post on my d2g ever again, peruvian retard

>>154026590
If it takes you a full day to write 300 words then maybe you should leave school because clearly their special education program isn't up to handling someone as retarded as you

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>>154027326

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>wake up
>no patch

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>>154027603

>>154026894
I love this "Shitcret is good" meme
Puppan literally had to stoop to poaching SEAmonkeys to make a team lmao

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terrorblade

>>154027625
>>154027406
Im a fucking genius

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>>154027603
>50 words essay due in 5 months
>i'm queuing for a game instead

Io is one of the most fun and rewarding heroes in the game to play and he has literally no items. Please do what ever you have to do to let workshop artists make content for him. Personally I'd want a top hat and a magic wand. But anything would be better that the nothing we have now.

>>154027262
>Not being able to end the game as Sven
Looks like you're shit at farming if the enemy team is in any way able to fight you.

>>154027808
Just make him red for TI7

>>154027738
>meanwhile EG had to stoop to taking in not one but two poointheloos including a 15 year old mudslime

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>started solo mmr at 3.7k
>am now at 3098
>teams have been nothing but 5 man cores if I don't go support and rage/argueing every fucking game along with pings out the ass everywhere

Welp im fucked, time to be a 2k shitter I guess. Why the fuck do I bother with this broken shit

>>154027928
Sumail isn't even indian you stupid fuckstick, he's a paki.

>>154027993
>started at 3k
>now at 4k by just randoming
i don't get it 3k is so fucking easy

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Rework Lina Aghs turns Laguna blade into an actual blade
last for 7/10/15 150/250/400 pure damage per hit
there she's viable again

>>154028009
>there's a difference between poointheloos
top kek

>>154027847
No no I was just describing when you lose, I dont always lose dude come on man haha! Though I must admit, I die a lot more than I need to.

>>154026653
its 66%
getting the first gold you have the chance to get another gold for two(2) times and a silver ball one(1) time

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>>154028009
>poo in the loos
>implying there are any differences

>>154027993
Embrace the fact that you're a shitter and you will improve. Be honest, even exagurate your mistakes. I rose 200 mmr yesterday after practicing for a month in unraked. There's always room for improvement.

>>154027993
You probably rage out every fucking game and get tilted. This is literally the only reason anyone loses MMR in 3k bracket. If you are a functional human being and you know how to farm and cast spells, you will win 60-70% of your solo queue game as long as you SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop raging in mic and getting mad. Just mute anyone who doesn't speak English or is already mad. There's almost no reason to actually use voice chat in dota, it's just a trap for flaming faggots like you.

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>>154028106
the fuck?

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REMINDER TO AVOID

>cropped hentai
>secret fans
>trumpcucks
>polfags
>fotm anime
>kantai shit
asian language that isnt chinese
>koreaboo
>weaboos
>name is a hero
>profile picture is a portrait of the hero
>"WE LOST BOYS"
>road to ____ mmr
>d for dickgirls fetish shit
>anything with sadboys
anything else i should add?

>>154028103
its 4am i aint gotta explain shit, i just remembered it being an XX.X% chance
starting situations:
1-1, 1-2, 2-1
continuations:
1-2, 1-1, none
therefore it is 66.6%

>>154028186
2k here. I just had a game as weaver against an enemy team of invoker, tiny, riki, nyx, and bounty. I think i can say we only won because we actually talked to eachother.

d2g

convince me that i should not go to school and be a NEET while rendering my parents in a perpetual state of disappointment

>>154028290
>Question mark profile pic
Literally always Perus and pinoys using shared netcafe accounts

>>154028384
it's something that should come naturally you normie subhuman

>>154028290
x or feed

>>154028106
SOURCE

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>smoke mid to gank their SF
>wait out of vision for SF to come forward
>your invoker pings you and screams ME MID over mic while pushing the creeps to SF's high ground

>>154028318
i literally simplified it for you dumb fucking niggers

dont act so smart kid

>>154028327
>2k bracket
You won because 2k isn't dota. There's literally no rhyme or reason to 2k games. You win because the enemy team threw more than your team did.

patch????????

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>>154028290
>Trump cucks
Why do yuros always get so triggered by a president with a backbone?

>>154028526
I can't wait until i get to play real doto then

its 50% u retards its either a gold ball or a silver ball there is no third kind

so dumb

>>154028089
>>154028106
t. shart in mart who can't into geography

THIS KID IS SO FUCKING BAD

>>154028491
Really forces the neurons to fire

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Has anyone seen this hero?

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>>154027262
>Play Bristleback
>Miss window for snowballing
>Itemize wrong
>Still farm well beause Quills is amazing for killing stacked ancients

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>>154028290
>#dicksoutforharambe or any harambe related bullshit
>fotm meem ala Dat Boy
>pro player name and their team

>>154028652
t. paki subhuman
the ONLY difference between a paki and an indian is that one of them is a mudslime

>>154028545
im american
and no im not a bernvictim either

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>>154028652
>yurokeks defending poo in the loos while their women are being raped
Can't make this shit up senpai

what will you do the day Drumpf loses?

>>154028719
>pro player name and their team
ironically the best tinker i've ever seen called himself dendi

otherwise they're all dogshit especially rtz's

>>154028826
be happy the jews lost

>>154028945
>he thinks the jews can ever lose

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So why are we shitting ourselves over bone7 anyway? He's literally tier 3.

>>154028290
You(You)

>as a kunkka you can force someone out of lane simply by animation-cancelling torrent every time he tries to last hit

>>154029072
:puke:

>>154029096
triggered?

>envy

...

>>154029252
>her

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>>154028962
this. they might act like they hate it but they actually like it

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>>154029216
Sorry, I forgot we're on d2g/ where this is an 8.5

Daily reminder that if you just pick Sven, stack ancients, and use gods strength to either win a fight or farm a stack every time it's off cool down you will win any game under 4.5k
It's literally as easy as learning to farm efficiently and split push while still attending fights.

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>>154029357
>lone female police officer walks into a gang of 10+ men with no black up
this is literally like my hentai

>>154029398
i will take Annee anyday over some tattood up boy with a midlife crisis that LITERALLY TOUCHED HANDS WITH ZYORI

is EE actually this fucking bad or is he just memeing since hes on a smurf?

his team is trying so hard but he just keeps feeding

>>154029357
source

>>154029398
thicc

>>154029357
>rape gang is all white men
whaat dit the british broadcasting company mean by this

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>>154029072
>you'd never warm up an orphan with your warm dick and save her from nightmares and poverty

;_;

>>154029619

football fans are pretty much niggers

>>154029357
holy shit this is like my japanese animes

>>154029072
Reddit is only defending them because of SingSing, not bone7. Bone7 is just the captain so he had the responsbility of reading the instructions.
>b-but they were vague
>but Kaipi was the only team to mess it up?

Where can I find a cute support to pay with

>>154028545
man i dont like trump but he sure tells it like it is!
to hell with global warming, fucking chinks!

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>>154029489
never forget

>>154029653
>>154029619
Whites rape more than blacks, grab the graph.

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>>154029716
>to pay with

how much u pay

>>154029803
what graph

>>154029803
t.Tyrone

>>154028186
No i mute everyone immediately

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>>154029803
>white male definition of rape
>looking at a white woman the wrong way
>black male definition of rape
>breaking into someone's house and fucking them on their carpet
Prove me wrong

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>Russian stalks you in game again.

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>>154029893

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>>154029694
Why the FUCK do people think Sing has any relevance in dota these days

You could literally bring back old C9 with Sing and EE and they probably wouldn't win SHIT these days

>>154030002
in todays sjw world yea
>>154029880
my name's actually jerome

>>154030186
my gf on the right cosplaying meepo

>>154030208
do you get mad white womenz?

>>154028059
this pretty much you can random till 5k

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>>154030254

>>154030375
high IQ isnt getting you laid though

Based mods deleting the cuckposters

>>154030268
only dated 2 girls, yea first was polish.

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Post canon couples

>>154030625
>>154030268
and note her dad asked if I was a drug dealer.
Gotta love the poles.

>>154030486
Tyrone, the rest of society is busy having an actual relationship while you die of aids.

>>154030625
but /pol/ told me polish girls dont racemix...

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>>154030762
>who is Miracle
all 3d women are sluts

>>154030762
she was kinda a slut

>>154030762
in general, but there's always some litter of society types who will

tfw live in a monoethnic society and there is nothing i want more than my own ebony queen

what should i do

>>154030762
>believing pol
cuck.

>>154031353
If she's super attractive that means she's into black culture which means your white ass isn't getting shit

If she's average and the typical contrarian black who tries so hard to prove their different from the rest of their race with intelligence, condescension, and pretentiousness then you're right on in there buddy.

>>154030720
can never be to sure around niggers

>>154030720
Are you a drug dealer?

>>154031353
kill yourself

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>>154031654
>>154031725

Is underlord supposed to look like a doom enemy?

As a 100% white male, I always get really nervous when I see a black man walking down the street or near me. My heart begins pounding and I feel like my whole body is just going to seize up, I usually have to run away from them, not because im scared of them or anything, but because I know they are a superior male to me in everyway possible. I can't even have a gf anymore since there are so many Blacks in my neighberhood I just KNOW she will cuck me for some BBC. In fact I worry one of these days ill just drop to my knees in front of some yung thung and start worshipping that Harambe

>>154031805
TriHard I'M TriHard NOT TriHard A TriHard DRUG TriHard DEALER TriHard I'M TriHard A TriHard LIFE TriHard SAVER TriHard

>EE miss sunstrike with fv chrono
WAT?

What hero do I master to win a cute Polack's heart

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so t-this is the power of Islam..

hi leddit

>>154032010

his invoker is comedy gold

Why do blacks dominate sports but there are no black esports players?

really makes you think

>>154032118
>play sports
>get paid 20 million dollars a year
>play esports
>get 500 dollars a year
???

>>154032118
fightans have their share of black players

>>154032118

they only dominate in sports that take no intelligence

like handegg, apehoop, running etc

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>>154032219
So every sport?

>>154032219
>sports
>intelligence

>>154032118
>what are fighting games

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>>154032289
Fap material

>>154032287
..that's literally what he was saying you dumb fucking retard

>>154032186
>>154032289
a genre dominated by asians, and no smash isn't a fighting game.

>>154032118
Blacks can easily dominate esports if they cared enough. Whities only have beta gaming to be succeful in now since blacks bullied them out of regular sports and sign contracts for multi-millions and fuck white bitches all day, Give it 10-20 more years and you won't see many white (you already don't lol, best Dota players are all either mixed or non white) people left except a couple of poopeedees to do the drafting.

>>154032396
>Asians
>Stereotypically weakest race
>Play games where they assume the role of physically fit men battling one another

Really elicits chemical reactions in the neural network

so why did they change Skeleton King but keep pugna and clinkz ?

>>154032691

because skeleton king is literally a blizzard character while pugna and clinkz are just random spooky skellingtons

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>mention you are black
>trigger all the /pol/tards and the thread goes off topic about race related issues
is /pol/ the most easily rused board? That's what happens when you let normies flood it for months

>>154032691
because skeleton king was in hots

>>154032691
even though blizzard owns the copyright to the human skeleton they don't consider pugna and clinkz anatomically accurate

>>154030375
man being a smart black guy is really snowflake territory.

>>154032786
then why is Lina still in the game

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>>154023170

>>154032837
because she wasn't made by blizzard

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>It's a "Literally every single game of the day was ruined by non-whites" episode

Love this whole "Region lock isn't needed" meme Valve seems to have going it really is a supreme meme

>>154033000
you're the only constant

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I miss RTZ. he didn't stream dota yesterday.

So are asians the best video gaming race? What makes them so superior, is it genetic autism appears at much higher rates due to inbreeding or something?

>>154033000
do slavs count as white

>>154033175
Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is a jew trying to divide and conquer.

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Please fill out this brief survey for testing the competency of /d2g/:


>Which item is better on Tinker, Bloodstone or Guardian Greaves?
>Which lane is better for Broodmother, Offlane or Jungle?
>Who is a faster jungler, Luna or Chen?
>Which item is better on Lycan, Vladmir's Offering or Echo Sabre?
>Which role is Alchemist, Support or Carry?
>Which item is better on Gyrocopter, Drums of Endurance or Veil of Discord?
>Which two items are better on Luna, Butterfly + Satanic or Aghanim's Scepter + Refresher Orb
>Which boots should Meepo get first, Power Treads or Boots of Travel
>Which item is better on Huskar, Aghanims Scepter or Assault Cuirass?
>Which skill is better to max first on Warlock, Shadow Word or Upheaval?

>>154033175

Do pakis count as americans?

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PICK ME

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will suck cock for witch hunter kunka

>>154033175
I'm a slav and even I don't consider myself white

>>154032691
Ghostbusters Reboot was banned in China because China banned ghosts in the media. But Death Prophet is completely uncensored?

What does this mean?

>>154033261
get buffed and maybe i will.

>>154033226
guardian greaves
jungle
Chen
Echo Sabre
Support
Veil of Discord
Aghs/Refresher
Travels
Assault
Upheavel

CLAN_IRAQ

Is RTZ white?

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>>154033406
>chen
>assault cuirass

BEHEADED

>>154033441
is the sky blue?

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>>154033406
>chen faster than luna

>>154032691
>>154033396
China have their own low-violence skeleton-less version of the game you dumb niggers
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Low_Violence

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>>154033493
He's Uzbek though, that's closer to sandnigger than a slav.

guys, when I play this game, I have fun.
I play solo, with 1-4 friends, ranked and unranked.
sometimes I tryhard, sometimes I don't.
I have 4,9 k solo mmr and 5,1 k party mmr.
I usually enjoy this game and when I have bad games I shake them off mentally and take a break or go que again.
I enjoy this game and have been doing so for almost 3 k hours total. whenever I see someone whining on d2g I try to give them tips, I try to tell them to stop being autistic ragers, and I try to tell them at losing isnt the end of the world, but I just get called a valve apologist.
So I only have 1 question
what am I doing so RIGHT, that you guys are doing so WRONG? because I honestly don't know anymore
I just want you all to be happy.

>>154033728
if u read this u must be interesting who i am and why i go feed couriers or ruin ur game, troll u or etc So basically i m random guy from random russian speaking country, i m just virgin who always sit at home 24/7, i will never get a job cuz i dont want to, i never go outside home, i will life off parents money until they die.. I have some mental "problems", so ruin peoples games, feed, stealing exp and farm, stealing runes, stealing aegis or any other action for destroying people game give me mental orgasm, yes, MENTAL ORGASM, if u normal people u cant understand it, its not same like trolling for fun or some other shit, its bigger, its the same feelings if u got sex or use drugs, its superiour feeling. So basically if i want carry or mid i say mid or carry or ruin, ofcourse u egoistic shit say gogo feed or some other shit, and i go do it right away i just go +move with u, steal ur exp steal ur farm just completly destroy ur gameplay :DDD ITS FUCKING SUPERIOUR FEELING, and the best part of this u will say "report him" "gg end report" and other shit just type it say report i got fucking mental orgasm cuz of it cuz u say report and other shit :DDD you noticed me and i m happy i have fucking orgasm right away cuz u speaking about me, cuz u discuss me, its fucking great feeling hoyl shit :DD and ofcourse i dont care what u say about me its just funny to me cuz i have my orgasm yes i fucking did it i get my mental orgasm holy shittttttttttt And guys stop try to be smart, i get fucking mental attack when some trash european or other people try to speak with smart englsih words its so fucking digusting and awful, please stop fucking try to speak like u smart u just RUNNING MEAT BAG just human with blood and meat WHY U EVEN SPEAK u have 1 life u can die and i cant cuz i always home. so just stfu meat bag I actually forgot somethin the briliant thing all out of this is u cant do shit to me!!!

>>154033629
That means he's Turkic you dumbdumb, therefore he's kebab

>>154033803
So he and Kuro are basically brothers, really makes you think why they had a falling out. Maybe they disagreed on a particular verse of the Koran.

test

>>154033905
>They didn't disagree on what the will of the Tengri horsegods of arrow firing is

Wow.

That mid underlord shit all over attacker.

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YEE

>>154034274
>le underlord is a support
t. dee too gee on his release

getting BTFO

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>>154033629
>He's Uzbek though, that's closer to sandnigger than a slav.

Uzbeks are islamic asians or smth and his family is clearly not. He's a pure white slav, muh boy.

>>154034274
>win 11 games in a row
>that 12th game

and people say forced fifty isn't real

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my cuckolding girlfriend

>>154033226
>Which item is better on Tinker, Bloodstone or Guardian Greaves?
Bloodstone
>Which lane is better for Broodmother, Offlane or Jungle?
Broodmother
>Who is a faster jungler, Luna or Chen?
Chen
>Which item is better on Lycan, Vladmir's Offering or Echo Sabre?
Vlads
>Which role is Alchemist, Support or Carry?
carry
>Which item is better on Gyrocopter, Drums of Endurance or Veil of Discord?
drums
>Which two items are better on Luna, Butterfly + Satanic or Aghanim's Scepter + Refresher Orb
butterfly+satanic
>Which boots should Meepo get first, Power Treads or Boots of Travel
treads
>Which item is better on Huskar, Aghanims Scepter or Assault Cuirass?
cuirass
>Which skill is better to max first on Warlock, Shadow Word or Upheaval?
shadow word

>>154034652
Arteezy doesn't even look white you idiot, he's clearly got a darker shade of skin. Keep pretending he's le ebin Ruskie descendant won't change the fact he's from a non-white country and most likely heavily inherited those non-white genes.

White people so fucking insecure they claim anyone remotely successful for themselves LMAO

>>154034653
How can forced 50 be real if he won 11 fucking games in a row

Why is envy playing fucking nyx and bounty?

Is he switching from carry?

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If you can't tell at a glance this man is Nubian you're most likely a cracka ass bitch nigga

>>154035135
win 11 lose 11

I've literally had losing streaks in the 15+ after winning like 16 games in a row

>>154034653
it's not forced fifty
it's natural fifty
Any account in it's rightful MMR ends up being around 50%

>>154035135
how else would he have 53% winrate if he's one of the best players in the world?
because he's forced to 50%

>>154035290
WE WUZ WHITES 'N SHIT

>Just casually strolling through the "spectate" bar
>Life.Cr1t-

what did he mean by this?

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>>154035413
>inb4 it's another player ''''''''''''''''''owned'''''''''''''''''' org

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>God and Omniscience aren't the same