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rtz

nth for F U C C B O I S

i love zai stream

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>>153928661
holograms are real

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>>153928770
No

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>>153928821
you can't be sure!

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>>153928770
>>153928821
>>153928917
fuck off with your forced meme

>randomly watch some dota tournament
>get hyped to play again
>get in to the game
>remember how bad i am
>feel bad when i get owned
>quit

anyone else?

>>153929238
sounds like you're bad merem shitmon.

>>153929223

What is naga doing to slardar?

>>153929238
Don't play to -be- awesome, play to -get- awesome.

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>>153929052
only holograms can see the memes

>Zai's 'taste'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCXDGEUwrnc

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>tfw watching Narcos
>"El Presidente"

>>153930028
is the second season out?

ps spoiler pablo dies

>>153928661
I want QOP as my waifu.

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>>153930028
>mfw LOS PEPES

dagon eblade spirit breaker is the funniest shit ever

>>153928661
who is that semen demon ?

tfw took a gamble on a fart and lost

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>>153930195
my wife
NO TOUCHING
FUCK OFF

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>>153930439
k then

post superior waifu

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>>153930507
han ds fucking off you god damned cuck

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>>153930507

>>153930636
that doesn't look like a wyvern anon

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>>153930119

Lewd

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>>153930507
>post superior waifu

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>monday off
feels good dotards

does anybody wants to play some dota 10 vs 10 ?

>>153930680
that's hot,need more

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>>153929238
The trick is to stop giving a shit about winning and to find happiness in the smaller things.

>>153930101
yeah it's out, a bit less solid then season 1 but well worth the watch

if people here gets named dotards/doturds what are people called in the lol general ?

>>153931142
fucking retards

Why don't Epicenter waves stun heroes
I mean I'm fucking stunned and shaking if there's earthquake.

>>153931142
children
retards
cucks
faggots
losers

>>153931142
lolbabies

>>153931142
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollard

>>153930792
Sure, post steam

>>153931209
Im not stunned im only slightly slowed and confused by it

Seems realistic to me senpai

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>>153930721
>tfw working tomorrow for the 10th day in a row
>tfw no time for doto

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>>153931084
>tumblr cheeks

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Somebody please tell me that Fnatic Roster godz was tweeting about

>pls

>>153931354
Well at least that's overtime though

>>153931435
Neg m8. Just means the guberment will take a larger slice of my pay this week. Still have 4 more days before I get a day off

>>153931367
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR ASIAN SUBHUMANS GODZ
FUCK OFF

>>153931354
>no time for doto

You can't watch streams at work?

>>153931367
your not suppose to share dumb dumb

>>153931568
can you please not be so mean and stop bully ;_;

>>153931314
kk m8

http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrIsaac/

>>153931570
Some people do actual physical labor lad.

>get packet loss for the first time in like 5 years
>-25
Uhh thanks I guess, but there's actually not a whole lot I could do about that, you guys.

>>153931813
>enjoys a sophisticated game like dota
>does physical labor like a dumb pack animal

??? Get a degree and a real job???

>>153931960
>this is what autists actually believe

>>153931570
>>153931813
>>153931960
I work in a Pub

>>153931863
you could live in a nation where intentionally giving customers a shitty service because muh freedoms allow for it

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>>153932034

???

WHERE IS ARTEEZY

>>153932034

holy shit can you get a job that is more normie than that?

kys yourself this INSTANT

>09/05/16
>We still don't know what all the teams will look like
When is the next big tournament anyway?

>>153932250
in my bed

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>>153932236
what do you do my friend?
>>153932382
:^(

63 days until the Day of the Rope

the day Drumpf loses /pol/turds all hang themselves

>>153931960
Not all physical labor jobs are low paid assembly line jobs.

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What is this hero?
95% of dotards will get this wrong

>>153932660
Again, why not just get a degree and work a real job?

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>>153932778
Sven?

>>153932778
Magnataur

Just went 31/4 with bloodseeker will this make my family love me now

>>153932616
No. The way this usually works is that people deinvest themselves gradually as the loss becomes more and more apparent. See Berniecucks for example. By the time Bernie's loss was obvious the mood among his followers was much more somber and much less zealous. When, or if, Trump loses, gloating will have lost its appeal.

>>153932825
why did you feed 4 times?

>>153932825
Talk to me again when you get that same score with a hero that takes a modicum of skill instead of pressing r and right clicking for free kills.

Name a country for each hero.

For example:

Death Prophet = France
Pudge = UK

etc...

gys,i need to fap,post dota waifus

>>153933134
Sniper=Peru
Phantom Assassin=Peru
Wraith King=Peru
Viper=Peru

so early game Tiny I 1-shot weakling and creep waves

and end game i nuke down towers with ease

but what am i supposed to do during that midgame transition phase? i don't have the burst to make the commitment of blink combo safe, and i don't have the sustained DPS or mana base to engage in a true team fight

>>153933134
Slark = Australia :)

>>153933134
Brewmaster = USA, because he's fat, drunk, and loves to clap.

>>153933134
TUSK = ESTONIA

>>153933323
Brewmaster is Chinese

>>153933134
Tusk is finland obviously, sven sweden

bara is russian

>>153933463
So, Canadian then?

>>153933134
Broodmother = Australia

>>153933492
So sven is black?

I don't fucking understand this game. I want to motivate myself to learn it. But it's so demoralizing.

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dotards?

>>153933269
Isn't Slarks accent cockney? If its supposed to be Australian they've done a shit job.

>>153933618
play for fun nigga, ruin games, flame people who fucking cares it's a fucking video game

>>153933673
Was Dark Reef not supposed to be Australia?

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tfw when best musical taste in d2g

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>>153933494
Yes

>>153933718
I want to learn it because it's a more tactically diverse game. I play counter-strike which is quite easy to get into, but hard to master tactically (it's a very intuitive game).

But Dota 2 seems a game for smart people.
I'm smart as fuck, but I can't get into it and I feel bad as fuck lmao.

>>153933134
Chen = Portugal

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>>153933638
iktfb

Who are sleeper OP heroes?

>>153934214
Chaos Knight

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Dota is in a good place right now.

>>153934214
Sven support

>>153934214
Keeper of the Light

>>153934214
Warlock.

>>153933775
post lastfm

>>153934361
Why sven support, what does he bring to the table that a venge doesnt

>>153934214
support roaming meepo

>No racism. Whether it be real racism or just using traditionally racist words despite whether you are racist or not. This also applies to traditionally intolerant insults of sexuality as well. .

What did le 9k mmr man mean by this ?

>>153933134
Chen = spain

>>153934669
20 armors

>>153934214
4 mael ld

Why arent you watching miracle strim right this instant dotards??

Is Lycan free mmr dotards?

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>ppd triggering yuros on twitch chat

pretty good

>>153935041
but yuros placed higher than him

>>153935026
No, sometimes hard to kick off sometimes. Any bullying in lane youre done, and if youre jungling against a good team that know youre jungling it's a bad ride.

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>>153935041
can this nigga announce his new team already

europe only cares about counter-strike.

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>his taste is so shit he'd play a disgusting fat SJW whore instead of Korean waifu

>>153935332
>getting M O N K E Y 'd by Favelas
???

>>153935126
Okay but what about in low 3k?

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>>153930721
>>monday off
>feels good dotards
>>153931354
>>tfw working tomorrow for the 10th day in a row
>>153931435
>Well at least that's overtime though
>>153931509
>Neg m8. Just means the guberment will take a larger slice of my pay this week. Still have 4 more days before I get a day off

Normies out

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>>153933928

>>153935041
but he literally placed worse than europeans

>>153935538
>not earning money to feed dota for a 15th courier

>Reddit getting nonstop butt hurt that sing and bulldog call everyone cucks

Defend oracle huskar

>check the top 7 ranked games right now
>slark
>slark
>slark
>slark
>and so on and so forth
What a balanced hero, even in 6k+ everyone wants to play him.

>>153935887
mods?

>>153936153
He has to time the false promise correctly or huskar does no damage. Huskar can be burst down before the ult happens because oracles get greedy

>Multiple notable pros taking 'break' for six months because that's how much of a joke competitive dota outside TI is.

l m a o

not even the winter major is relevant

>>153936153
Just jungle ward his stun and him

>>153933576
Obviously
>bastard
>doesnt know his dad
>one drop rule gets his dad killed
>fuck tha police
>took 13 years to finish high school
>didnt even graduate, chimped out at the ceremony and stole some shit

miracle is literally the worst mirana ive seen

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So this is the current state of poker?

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>>153929601
Those are real holograms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holography

>>153936432
>1,5k viewers
lol literally dead game i bet nobody plays this shit

>>153928661
How is the and it's dota.

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>Rubick
*Telekinesis deals 90/110/130/150 to the lifted target and stunned enemies when it ends
*Null field renamed to Magus Aura: Now it also increases spell damage of allies and self by 5%/7%/9%/11% on top of increasing magic resistance

>Bloodseeker
*Thirst scaling from 75%->25% to 85%->35%
*Aghanim's scepter now also causes rupture to mute its targets, preventing item usage.

>Chaos Knight
*Chaos Bolt manacost from 140 to 110
*Chaos strike armor reduction from 5 to 5/6/7/8 and now has 40% proc chance against creeps
*Phantasm cooldown from 130 to 120/110/100

>Wraith king
*Re-added an active for mortal strike. Drains 16%/18%/20%/22% of the target's max HP and gives it to wraith king for 7 seconds, after which he returns the drained amount. Disables the crit component during this time. 25s cooldown, 30 manacost

>>153930676
do not google search that image
its mustard gas for some reason

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http://dota2draft.the-cluster.org/draft?type=rand&mode=cm

Can some of you retards use this shit so it's not fucking dead. Draft against me.

>>153936432
looks intense as fuck

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How do I counter Naix in the late game?

>>153936841
Kite him

>>153936841
kite his wards

>>153936701
What did he mean by this?

ded fred

ded me

How come Miracle manages to sound like a slav and an arab at the same time ?

Misery must be in this thread, he's playing support meepo right now

>Mango: Provides passive HP regen, can be consumed for instant mana
>Faerie Fire: Provides passive damage, can be consumed for instant HP
>Raindrops: Provides passive mana regen, is consumed when receiving magical damage, blocking a part of it

we need a new meme consumable lads

>Blessed shard
90 gold
+1 armor, +3% magic resist
Active: Can be consumed to grant +50 damage. Lasts for 1 attack or 5 seconds. 15s cooldown

>>153937672
because he's both?

>>153937620
ded me

>>153937672
because his native languages are slav and arab

>forced to play support
>3 deaths
>team feeds nonstop despite wards always being out of stock and on map

I am literally going to buy a boosted account and walk down mid and feed every game

fuck this

>>153937803
you can do that without buying an account

>>153937803
Play with some friends

>>153937708
How is a alav and arab at the same

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>>153935041
>Picked Brewmaster
>tries talking shit.

>>153930636
your filename looks awfully lkie you just saved this from another site and tried to give it a 4chan filename. why?

>>153937882
I want people to suffer the way I do because there is no way these fucking peruvians are not on boosted accounts

watch out 6k

>>153937890
half slav half arab full subhuman

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I want to throat fuck pugna with my massive brown cock until she starts puking all the life she drained.

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>>153937959
Coincidence?

>>153938065
MODS

THATS A NIPPLE

>>153936197
>Meawhile at his winrate
>47.67%
Morph is statistically better than Slark,yet you aren't crying about him

>>153938209

that's a cut from the fighting, the nipples are behind that ribbon

>>153937703
get on bh, skill jinada level 1
????
get out

>>153938328
>bh
what is this 2015? LUL

>WAITING TO HEAR MIRACLES VOICE
>DOESN'T SPEAK.

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how would you react if during c9 i told you Misery will end up being the most successful one?

fucking MISERY LMAO

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>>153938527
Punished Misery unleashed his rage

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>>153938527
>N0tail has 2 majors
>Envy has one.
>Misery came 2nd at TI.
rofl.

>>153938527

winning 2 majors >>> getting stomped at the finals of a TI

>>153938328
50 average damage at lvl 1 + 50 damage from buff + 150% crit = 150 physical damage

pretty meh considering you forced yourself into going jinada at level 1 m8

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>>153938637
>>153938646
>there are "people" that think this
my coposters, I do believe we are in the midst of yuro redditors.

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>>153938527
>Notail won 2 majors
>misery 2nd place at TI
>EE won a major
>Fata was in one of the most solid teams and won lans
>Bone7 ??????

>>153938814

both players are european

you being retarded has nothing to do with nationalities

>get monday off and no decent lol streamers are on

Suffering...

>>153938637
>>153938646
How much money did N0wins and Eternalautism win again? :^)

>>153936432
Looks like some SAW level shit
>I want to play a game...of poker
>You spent your lives playing for money, but now you will play for the biggest price of them all...Your life.
>In 2 minutes both chambers will fill with deadly gas
>Only by playing a game of poker and winning, will the door to your chamber open
>The game...is on.

>>153939028
At least I don't play it.

>>153939042
more people will remember N0tail and Envy over Misery.

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>pick support and buy support items
>end up as mid vs a real mid hero with pooled tangos
>pick carry and mark safelane
>some shitter will pick another carry and contest your farm
>mark mid and pick mid hero
>2 other people want mid too and will spend the first 5 minutes fighting over it
>pick offlaner
>supports will come to your lane to 'help' while your carry gets dived
>go jungle
>all lanes get destroyed

Why is it so hard for dotards to fucking mark their position on the map? It's like I'm the only one paying attention and everyone else picks whatever and goes to a random lane.

>>153939140
yeah sure lmao like they remember arts-art right ? :^)

the only thing notail will be ever remembered for is backstabbing and getting carried by some pubstar to win his first lan after playing the game for like 4 years

>>153939042

I'm sorry your little sister got raped by notail and ee

Probably the only time ee has had sex in his life, or was he just watching maybe?

>>153938897

Misery's team brought home more than a million dollars than OG did winning two (2) honey "majors".
Not to mention, DC has stated that they haven't taken any share of the player's winnings, something no other org has ever done.

>>153939235
>that deep dark obsession with N0tail.
pathetic.

>>153939150
>can't adjust to any situation

Go back to LeL if you want heroes that can go in one lane only.

>>153939272

Good. Are you moo's mom? Nobody cares about prize money but trophies.

2nd = another loser.

>>153938727
that makes it 250 damage you middle school dropout

>>153939235
Ars-Art game second in TI.

That's higher than any of Nolan's achievements.

>>153939405
>100*1.5 = 250
-d2g

>>153939406
came*

>>153938369
>bh wasnt OP first half of 2016
hello 1k

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Imagine being Magnus in that clip and having to be all like "damn, Spiritbreaker, you fuckin' fine, all musky with your lordly piercing and horrific monster face. I would totally party up with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is get another 4 man rp with 5 man skewer. Like seriously imagine having to be Magnus and not only sit in that fountain while Spiritbreaker calls gg after that disgusting play he made in front of you, the enemy team barely concealing their laughter, and just sit there, knowing that whatever play you could make he'd still manage to fuck it up. Not only having to tolerate his trashtalk but his haughty attitude as everyone in the game tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MAGNUS SKEWERD INTO YOUR CHARGE?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch this game go in the trash when Spiritbreaker fucks the game up in ways you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking destroying as magnus at over 6k mmr and gotten reported for raping so hard your ENTIRE PLAYTIME. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting of a play before, and now you swear you can see the grin that's breaking out on his dimpled face as he calls you out for feeding mid, smugly assured that it wasn't his play that lost us the game and it was your fault for skewering in to his charge (for that is what he calls his charge, a "play")", the charge he worked so hard for in russian pubs in the previous years. And then the announcer calls for radiant victory, and you know you could have killed every single person in that team before the they could've gotten out of the fountain, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Magnus. You're not going to lose a report over this. Just bear it. Hide your horn and bear it.

>>153939389

Yeah man, I'm sure placing second at esport's biggest and unarguably most difficult tournament of all time and winning 3.3 million divided by five before taxes is forgettable, they care about the 50$ trophy they get to hold over their heads and then have to return. Shit dude, the real pros are the ones winning the Battlecups, that means you're a winner and not a disgusting rich person by reaching second.

>>153939647
ye im not reading that post ending in 4 decides what i read

>>153939647
stopped reading when I realized it wasnt an sb x magnus barafic.

>>153939754
naruto fanfiction

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who won?

>>153939754
"A True Cuckold" by Kysa Braswell

>>153939647
game is lost anyway

>>153939754
my twisted world by elliot rodgers

>>153935441
they cheat and they're cancer. but sicne they're 3rd world everyone listens to them and rubs their cock.

Miracle no voice 29k? WTF

>>153939754
this is her getting ready to go out with him while I have to wait at home and wait until they come home and hopefully they feel like fucking on my bed... Its the closest I get to sex...cleaning up after--

I could never cheat on her because nothing gets me hard anymore just watching her fuck or cleaning cum from her wide open pussy, whenever I try to fuck her I go limp, impotence has really set in, because I know I cant compare so when I stick it in she tells me she literally cannot feel it inseide, so it goes limp and she laughs and i get really turned on but cannot get hard or cum....fucking love it

It has been going on for 18 months now. They told me that they started fucking when I was away on a trip for a week, and he called her and asked her out to drinks. It was no secret why. She met him, sucked his cock in his car, then went back to our place and they fucked all night, and every day that week. Then they started meeting at least twice a week.

After I found out, I started to go to my house when my boss was out of the office to see if his car was there. A few times I snuck in and listened to them and masturbated. I finally let them know that I knew because I knew they weren't going to stop, I was very turned on by it, and I wanted to watch. When my boss was going to meet her one day I said "say hi to Justine for me." He stopped in his tracks, walked over to my desk, leaned over and said "how long have you known. I told him and he said "we're not going to have a problem, are we?" I told him no and he said we'd talk later.

Now he meets her the same two or three times a week during the workday, sometimes he comes over at night, and he has taken her on two trips with him. Once when traveling to Phoenix he put a Craigslist ad and found another two guys to fuck her.

I have watched them. His cock is two inches longer than mine and thicker. I don't think anybody at the office knows for sure, but they definitely suspect.

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>>153932778
Just look at that stance only SK has that animation

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how far will SEA go??

>>153934214
bloodseeker

>>153940420
RIP SEA doto

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I missed it, did Miracle win the rubick game?

>>153940841
who FUCKING cares dude get a life baka

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whats new gulag

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>"This is the problem with 1k mmr players. They show up, stand around, and eventually somebody dies"
-Purge 2016

When will the one and only true King return to Dota?

>>153940986
got 6k yesterday

>>153940986
not that meme that's for sure

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easy 119 try all hero challenge :)

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Reminder that without Miracle to carry him anymore backstabby is finished

>>153941320
>literally 0 reward

why?

>>153941548
S H I N Y
H
I
N
Y

B A D G E
A
D
G
E

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PATCH ITS LIKE 3 MONTHS AFTER TI

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING AGAINST LE EPIC KUNKKAS EVERY FUCKING GAME LE AOE FINGER LE X LE NOTHIGN IN THE GAME COUNTERS THIS DUMB SKILL

EPIC

>death prophet goes 0-7 in the first 8 minutes against a fucking PL mid

which one of you idiots was this

>>153942441
me
same as this
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2227576806

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I'm trying to learn pos 4 since for some reason people keep going pos 5 but I like supporting, who are some of the better pos 4/roaming heroes?

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well dotards??

>search google "free viruses download"
>all results were antiviruses

DOTARDS?

>>153942549
>people keep going pos 5

Where? Who? I want these people.

What if Stampede also gave Centaur 1/2/3% maxhp regen that cannot be disabled, would he be viable then?

>>153942549
Enchantress, enigma, chen, sand king, jakiro, veno

>>153942549
booty hunter
ricker
lino
lian
angery skyrath
okra magee
rubicks cube
horse-preist-man
e-nigger

>>153942765
Where would pos 4 SK go? I assumed offlane always meant pos 3

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How do i itemise on WR ? I'm clueless

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say it with me now:

Liquid.Bulba

>>153943053
aghs blink anything that affects rightclicks but not skadi tho desu maybe a sheepstick too

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>STILL NO RTZ STREAM

>>153943053
Go 6 maelstroms and be zeus

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When can I get some new straight Dota 2 smut?

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>>153943259
>no sing strim

D2g, at what milestone does life stop feeling meaningless and shitty? After getting a job? After marriage?

>>153943417
He mains Kunkka, right?

Honestly I'd rather watch a Bone7 stream than Miracle's

>>153943580
never, just cherish the fact that whenever it gets too shit, you can end it in the blink of an eye

>>153943580
>job
it only gets shittier
>marriage
don't even think about it

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>>153941393
>miracle needs a team
>bamboe might leave kaipi thanks to bone7's fuck up
>yapzor could use a new team since ESC is going down the shitter
>yawar is available
>Kuroky could unite them all and teach them his Techies skills
Team Sword of the Propher confirmed

>>153943580
If you can't make up meaning for your existence the only logical and just solution is to kill yourself.

>>153943829
Not true. Languishing is the logical solution. Suicide is scary and requires an active act of courage.

>>153943968
>suicide is scary
but death is the single greatest gift anyone can get in their life

>>153942567
Literally monkey king

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Man Triss is so beautiful. I wish she was a Dota hero I'd play only her...

Why doesn't Dota have seasons like every other competitive game? Valve could add special skins if you reached a certain MMR.

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>>153944031
>>153943968
>>153943829

let's forget the reality and play dota together oni-chan

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>>153933134
wukong = pinoyland

>>153944280
That fucking general is SO fucking AUTISTIC

And by this I mean the Witcher general

like GODDAMN it makes /gulag/ look like normal thread

>>153944365
because playing 200 games with 4k and below is literal hell to go thru doing it even once is too much alreayd

miracle is that fucking pub shitter who gets cocky cause hes 10-0 and keeps going solo

BAKA.

Sheever is thick

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>>153944707
no sheever is skinnyfat

THIS is thicc

>>153933134
alchemist is israel, the ogre is america.

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>>153944280

This, but I wish we had a Lina Inverse hero, instead.

>>153944707

off yourself retard

>>153943780
Yawar might be good at pubs but he is absolute dogshit in pro games

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>>153944852
I wish we had a cat hero

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>want to marry someone and have kids
>can be a stay at home dad if wife insisted
>scared she might cheat on me at work
>can also work if she wants to be your regular housewife
>scared she might cheat on me with the neighbor
chinese porn comics has ruined me gulag , wat do I do now?

>>153945194
>stay at home dad

How big of a cuck are you?

>play dota
>lose
>get mad

>watch dota
>cant lose
>cant get mad

uuuuum gameshitters?

>>153945254
I'm a 10/10 at work and doing housework and I said I'll be one if she insisted , learn to read

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there has got to be more to life than playing dota right?

>>153945628
Yeah
Unfortunately, they're not as fun or worthwhile as dota

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>>153945149
I wish we had a ghost lady hero

>>153945628
there isnt
life has no point nor some magic formula to follow and be happy

even the most successful people that can do anything they want to end up with drugs becuase there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO to be as happy as you are on drugs

so in short either be content with your shitty life or do drugs

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>You will never own the contents of this bag

;_________;

my fucking god miracle has autism

kaka, miracle and rtz

is autism a requirement to reach 9k ????

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>>153946440
thats fuckin disgusting

>>153946440
the fuck is wrong with that retard

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>>153946440
imagine the smell

>mfw image posting

>>153946520
everyone who plays dota has autism

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>>153946440
jesus christ he is disgusting

>us east
>literally 9 south americans every game
>us west
>literally 9 south americans every game
>eu west
>some russians but every game people actually want to win even if they are bad

wtf why did no one tell me

>>153946440
And that's not even the most disguting thing Zyori has shown the internet.

>literally
>LITERALLY
>have a sub40% win rate when there's an ember spirit on my team

why

why must people choose this fucking worthless piece of shit

if you want an agility carry, choose Juggernaut.

Safelaner for envys new team is streaming familia

just beware he is homeschooled

>>153947218
EU mmr is rather inflated and its best to avoid it as it will cause your skills to dull. EU 4k is like 2.5k in the rest of the world. once you come back you will get destroy by normally skilled players

>>153947542
>just beware he is homeschooled
uhh

what

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>>153947556
Real globetrotter here:

EU 4k = CN 3k = NA 4.5k = SEA 3.5k

>>153947681
i'd be careful of where you put your hands

homeschooled kids bite

>>153936281
what kind of huskar sits at full hp before a fight?

>>153947741
wtf no i dont

>>153947542
>homeschool your daughter
>she fucks niggers to rebel against you
>send your daughter to public school
>gets influenced by degenerate jewish culture and becomes a whore

How can you win?

>>153947867
fuck her yourself

>>153947542
So who is his safelaner?

>>153948164
CC&C

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>i7 6700k
>16GB ddr4
>gtx 1080
>below 60 fps

What game?

>>153948187
Oh god CC is homeschooled?
Explains how autistic he is.

>>153943580
If ure over 25 i got bad news for ya

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>>153948302
>tfw shit pc with 100+fps stable

succs to be you

>>153948302
Turn off Vsync
Use OpenGL.

>>153948987
>use opengl

lmao
look at this kid

hey grandpa its not the 90s anymore

>>153949071
Thanks!

>>153948302
>FX-6300
>GTX 660
>8GB DDR4
>80FPS max settings

u wot?

>>153948302
That's you either playing on wrong drivers (nVidia fucks them up 24/7) or outright lying.

t. 1080 6700k 144fps constant with everything maxed

>>153948987
>>153948692
>>153949218
>>153949178

not me, miracle

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Why isn't Aui playing anymore?

>>153949410
Miracle is ultra tech illiterate, so no surprise

>>153949410
Shouldn't happen. I lose 10-15fps from my average if I stream DOTA 2

t. >>153949218

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Does she know?

>>153949527
>some people waifu soe
>an organism who has touched zyori's hand

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>>153949527
>Nasty ass fucking dreads
>Ill-fitting dress shirt with nothing else on

I just realized why I remembered almost none of TI4, I fucking purged it from my memory because of shit like him.

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>>153949665

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>decide to learn timbersaw
>pick him, go offlane
>against silencer/kotl

Fuck

>>153949887
That happened to me before, as soon as I hit level 3 with a 1-1- build I roamed and proceeded to kill their enemy offlaner and harassed their mid a bunch

can you imagine foreplay with soe

she touches your lips with her hand then you remember its the same hand that touched the hand that touched zyoris balls

you just feel all the balls particles going straitght into your mouth and then you puke all over her

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>>153950059

I'd worship her cute little feet and asshole instead

>>153950059
I can.
I'm sure I'd start ejaculating the moment she touched me. She could rim Zyori's asshole while playing with his balls and I wouldn't care.

>tfw Soe is permanently ruined for you because of that autist who spams her on /pol/ in millennial threads

whats a good dual laning combo?

>>153950234
my penis and your boypussy

>>153950316
ok :3

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>>153950223
>Browsing /pol/
lul
>Allowing autistic shits on Cambodian graphic design boards to have any influence over your tastes whatsoever

You ruined her for yourself mate.

>>153950413
/pol/ used to be a good board a few years ago when it was NatSoc. Now it got hijacked by "alt-right" pussies.

>>153950567
>alt-right
What defines an alt-right? I swear to god /pol/'s meme terms exceed me

>2 of the enemy cores are farming far away top and bot in vision
>4 allies mid
>see the enemy skywrath alone walking up our ramp alone
>entire team backs off as i engage alone and die
i'm so fucking angry
you would think at low 5k people would have grasped the basics of dota

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>>153950567
Yeah and /tv/ used to be a good board when it was all LOST, tripfags, and ephebophiles but it's not anymore which is why tons of old browsers left. It's not like the entire board changed over night, you should've seen it coming and abandoned ship.

>>153950752
this pic makes me want to go hiking

it's been a while

>>153950752

I regularly make frogposts with 2 lines about a movie cliché on /tv/

>>153950713
>alt-right

It's a very fucking nebulous term but basically they're social conservatives that believe race exists and that whites are being unwittingly or deliberately genocided (In the sense that external and internal forces are causing them to die out).

They're the kind of guys you find on 4/pol/ or funposting on twitter against hillshills

>>153950752
Actually no, fame of LOST signaled end of /tv/ when every normie came to discuss their latest epic tv shit there.

>>153950936
Fuck you, that board was just MST3k and the occasional film discussion in the pre-LOST years. LOST community actually improved things. Hell the board didn't even start paying attention to the film festival circuit and discussing the films there until after LOST. No matter what you thought of that poorly written show it actually brought life to the board outside of the Miley Cyrus spammer.

>>153950916
>It's a very fucking nebulous term but basically they're social conservatives that believe race exists and that whites are being unwittingly or deliberately genocided (In the sense that external and internal forces are causing them to die out).
Milo Yiannopoulos is usually what people associate with the term. Are you saying that he thinks white genocide is a thing?

>>153950713
conservative version of sjws
constantly offended by everything and believe the world should be tailored to them

man i have no idea who half of these teams on the major player list are. like who the fuck are vitality? ive never seen them before ever

>>153951208
I listened to some alt-right streams in the background as I was gayming and they did give the impression that belief in white genocide was one of the movement's tenets

what's up with people picking troll more often?
that hero is pure cancer when he's ahead and completely useless when he's behind

so have any word on what will happen to EG now that the team disbanded?

>>153951440
It's just like you said, some people got their fucking ass plowed by a good Troll and now they want to try plowing.

What is the right way to play Anti Mage nowadays anyway?

Everytime he is picked so far in my experience, he is almost always an instant lose

>>153951440
meme back gold

>>153948302
>>below 60 fps
4690k
8gb dd3
gtx760
everything maxed
60fps

dotards ?