League of Legends general /lolg/

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Fertile blueberries ripe for breeding.

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QT DRAGOONS

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this thread is wrong

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On the off chance Vayne doesn't abort the fuck out of his children, what will they be like?

Looks like we are getting another Tahm Kench.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktnu_huX-aI

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xth for the lolg allstars ranked 5s team which is currently looking for a d5+ jungler on NA who wants to play with us
reply to this post or add ign swedish on na if you're interested.

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i REALLY like this episode of /lolg/

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Sona!

The thiccest!

>>153916298
You the manager of it or what?

>>153916298
are you going to carry smochi in it
you orbiter
I've seen the way you two talk to each other

The only thing that keeps me going is the infinitesimal chance of an Udon-Ya League doujin.

Where my EUW bros at?

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>>153916325
So you are saying that she's Breast In Show?

xth for deputy welding trying to keep the peace

>>153916207

discord link?

>>153916358
Damn, are you really going to hurt Swed like that man?
He didn't do nuthin' to no one.

>>153916279
Cute medium cavalry units?

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>open League of Legends general
>no one is talking about League of Legends

has the game really fallen this far?

>>153916358
You're forgetting that smochi doesnt actually play the game, she just shitposts in a discord for this general about the game.

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>>153916330
me and welding started the team yea

>>153916358
u wot m8? and no, smochi doesn't play anymore

>>153916437
discord shit

>>153916428
He let the muslims in

>>153916454
But I mean surely you don't play in it?

>>153916443
she actually plays quite often and streams it
>>153916428
dang your right that was my b
>>153916454
she was playing with you last night

>>153916298
whos in it and will you kick the top laner for me and mjf

if its not shit garbage

what if true damage ignored shields

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>>153916395
>Eve at the far end but still smiling and having a good time

Fugg, why is she so perfect?

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>tfw none of the lanes can hold their own
>mfw kayle made tabis first, rageblade second
>against zed
>mfw everytime elise ganks, its a sure wipe for whatever lane she visited
I had it warded. You could fucking see her coming. How the fuck do you still end up getting double killed just because elise decided to drive by

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>>153916437
My otp is very lol thrmed

>>153916479
Dont you mean "with" it?

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>>153916494
She had a Morgana to play with. Who could be unhappy with that?

since nobody is talking about league anyway can somebody tell me what colour is ahri's pubic hair

>but she's shaved

no she isn't

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>>153916494
Because she knows she's the best.
She doesn't need some sort of ribbon.

>>153916490
Cho would actually be somewhat decent against Karma and Sons.
Vayne would get a boost because no more sterak's saving the day.

>>153916569
black

>>153916569
It's the color of shit because she doesn't wash after she masturbates with her own feces.

>Lol will never have in-game banter like this

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/96/Cm_soldier_gamewon_rare_03.mp3?t=20160711003327

LOLBABS?

>>153916569
the same as her eyebrows

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>>153916479
good one bud

>>153916485
she doesn't play 4 realzies anymore, she smurfs in bronze for shits and giggles

>>153916489
me welding and exodus, and we have boipussy+kangs as our top laners but sometimes theyre not on if you're really lookin to play

>>153916561
Morgana is fingering her under the table.

>>153916630
>banter in MY game
Please. I'll get your ass banned from the game for pointing out my bad play.

>>153916665
damn
is smochi shitty at the game now?

>>153916638
But then why are her tails white?

>>153916665
uh..

nevermind lol...

>>153916702
nigga
does your tail have the same color as your eyebrows?

Junglers, what are your favorite experiences?
>playing zac, enemy team doing baron and didnt clear our vision back in S3
>sit in the tribush watching how fast baron drops
>Charge e, wait for it to it 1500 hp
>"Zac has slain baron"
>land safely on the other side and run back to base waiting for the rest of my team to respawn

>>153916695
hey i told smochi on u ur gonna have to stop or she wont like u anymore haha :)

go away :))

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>>153916695
:thinking:

>>153916715
i mean all the players on the team are 10 million miles better at the game than you are :^) but your call friend

>>153916817
is she shitty or not
I need a new girl to orbit if she's shitty now

>>153916817
get real that team isn't half as good as the one with sin jimw constellations marine and 1 other fuck i can't remember

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Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

>>153916801
hey can you not

>>153916865
you mean the team where the mid died 10+ deaths a game and where jimw/ayumi got outlaned by plat players literally every game?

that team = zero synergy + sin looked like he was intent feeding every game, jungle/top had to hard carry for them to have a chance

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why is jhin always so smug?

>>153916817
i mean id rather just make a team with sin and moosh or something than play 3rd seat to the 2 biggest cucks on team beta as fuck

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>>153916972
i mean yeah they broke up after 5 games because sin and marine got real pissed but that was some good shit and they were still a better team than these nerds

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>>153916784
>Be Vi
>Q into baron pit
>Smite steal
>Flash out.

A FEW MOMENTS LATER
>Doing Elder Dragon
>Fucker gets cheeky and pops wall, steals it from me, flashes over.
>Had vision on him, ult through wall, kill him

>>153916784
Uh I once stole baron twice in one game as Khazix and lived both times.

A couple Rappel Dragon steals from blue side only to flash back over to safety.

Being able to successfully chase someones wall flash with Rappel after the range nerf a long time ago. And its not really impressive but it was funny, baiting a galio ult only to zonyias perfectly and still have my spiderlings attacking him, popping redsmite after the ult finished and killing him.

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>>153917020
they should have been a great team but they werent, they never even hit diamond. people here are too autistic to band together and git gud as a team. only team that was good was alabamity's team

>>153916583
I want to be teased by Evelyn. I like the idea of her just messing with me to embarrass me inpublic.

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>>153917113
lol dont u mean with????? xDDD

>>153917159
meme of the month honestly

>>153916998
making a 5s team with someone who otp's a permabanned champ

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all these inner circle fags coming back yet ferny does not return

>>153917159
idk desu I really liked the one with Eszx, Bukkage and I but we had some real unfortunate conflicting opinions in the team over a seriously unlucky j4 + mf game we had and then team was never seen again

>>153917331
god damn alex got F A T

>>153917282
its gonna take a while to get our placements done but i expect after 3 months of dodging we will be mid gold

>>153917331
i'd rather the jinx cosplayer come back and post more nudes tbhfamalam

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>>153917189
In.

>>153916784
>vi jungle v jax
>had a game earlier where jax took herald pretty early so i was wary of whenever mid and top went missing
>top lane mias when im making my way to wolves, takes too long it it was just a ward and he had pushed out my top ealier and had a decent amount of life
>check herald andd theyre doing it with jax being prety low
>jax tries to bail, nasus is running away while trying to block my now charging q from hitting jax.
>flash to the side q - auto - e
""you have slain an enemy"
>walk away because nasus saw my top and mid collapsing on him and decided to run
>this happens again ~7 minutes later

Or another story that happened las game
>Vi v olaf jung
>going top, trynd goes mia, i figured he was farming his top jungle since he was getting dumpstered by our malph
>w/e ill get scuttle
>olaf and trynd are at rift and olaf is hilariously low
>not only that heralds really low
>half charge q - flash
>olaf smites
>heralds a few 100 hp
>q, kill olaf
>trynd autos herald
>7 health on rift
>smite
>"vi has slain rift herald"
>trynd bails since now maplh is coming

>>153917437
i want to kill you

>>153917331
I wish smochi was back
she was nice and fun to bully

>>153917437
I feel like you need more punchlines. They were amusing at first but it's lost it's charm after seeing the same 3 or so jokes every other thread.

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Do not bully the dragon

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cute

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>>153917735
I wanna be her big bad wolf tbqh

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Guess which champ

>>153917479
Leave quetzal alone! He's a nice guy for an autist

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>>153916784
>Be Skarner
>Enemy tries to take my blue/red or a river's scuttle crab without taking my passive tower
>Went to the enemy immediately and kicked his ass easily because of my passive towers

It's funny to see an enemy trying to 1vs1 me while they're under my passive especially during early game.

Another one:
>Be Rammus
>Our ass got kicked so hard during early-mid game because bot and mid we're not doing so good. Our Riven top was doing OK though.
>Late game arrived, me and Riven got all the items we need and started kicking ass because my taunt takes fucking forever to be finished while Riven focused on the target I taunted. Because of this, our mid and bot started to cope up.
>We won later on

Rammus' E is a big game changer

>>153917962
i think that ones jhin from a while ago

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>>153917667
nth for shyvana should look like this to be honest with you onii-chan

>>153917565
Maybe it's a bot

>>153917565
how about i punch you

>>153917962
overpowered aoe stun loli

>>153917962
Jhin

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>>153917667
I want shyvana to sit on my face!

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>>153917735
>>153917779

I agree

>>153918061
I wouldnt be surprised, either way the person running the bot needs new punchlines. Out of all the waifu posting at the start of each thread I actually liked this one because it was somewhat amusing. Now it's just stale and clogs up the threads like the others.

>>153918106
I'll pass.

>>153918206
That actually makes Ashe look really sexy.

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>>153916784
>Enemy picks vayne into Nasus
>My nasus has p good CS record, goes almost LCS every game
>Decide to camp his lane as Vi
>Feed him kill after kill, all of them are +6 stacks
>Vayne goes full anti christ in all chat calling me everything under the sun
>Ignore her
>Team fights happens
>She ults and tumbles into ashe ult and dies
>Type "vayne spotting" in all chat
>Apparently the enemy team says she disconnected after that
On that day, I was euphoric.

>>153918203
Fun fact: you can get a forced name change/tempban for the username"____SitOnMyFace"

>>153918285
>goes full anti christ in all chat

do tell me anon, i'm in the mood of some insults.

>>153918328
Ye but the name is too long obv

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>>153918014
>>153918194
If it is, he's not who I got it from.

>>153918148
Ding ding ding

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>>153918206
Dont test me im feral as FUCK

>It's a "Yasuo main jungles with negative KDA, still thinks he's the carry and tries to shot call; tries to splitpush with no tp and misses every dragon; constantly goes 1v3+ or chases halfway across the map to get killed" episode

Kill me.

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>>153918243
Probably my favorite skin concept.

Either that or this, though I wish she had white hair in it.

>>153918384
Mine was elise. You could probably do Shyv or something. It was my favorite name. A lot of compliments on it and such.

>>153918061
>over the years people have gone from saying im multiple people to saying im a bot
so... this is the power of modern technology...

>>153918345
They weren't very creative, just your usual "nigger, faggot fuck, cancer, shit head, die, all of your family needs to die, wish hitler was still alive so he could kill a dirty jew like you", etc etc. I'd be surprised if his account wasn't perma banned.

>>153918431
>yasuo jungle

to this day i don't get this meme
isn't his clear just fucking terrible?

>>153918496
Yes, and ganks are Master Yi tier. And you don't even want the attack speed jungle item - PD is what you wanna rush always.

>>153918547
>rushing PD on yasuo
stop tilting me you shitlord

i always seem to struggle vs aggrrssive lvl 1-2's as an adc, do you aim to trade or do I let my minions do the dmg while I farm that juicy 2-3 cs she misses at the cost of half my health?

>>153918605
if the AD you're playing has a strong level 1 or 2 you can fight, but if the AD your playing is weak early or the enemy has a level advantage it's best to just back off

>>153918709
So Ashe? Auto-cancel into w-cancel into q?

>>153918605
just push the lane level 1 so you deny them the level 2 advantage

you should always push lane level 1 botlane to be fair
also if they overstep and tank too many creeps you can trade back and end up winning it

I WANT GRAVES AND KARMA NERFS

>>153918782
graves is fine p.ham, karma is pure cancer though

TELL ME ABOUT VELKOZ
WHY DOES HE HAVE THE TENTACLES

>>153918782
I want old graves back

>>153918753
Yeah, if you're playing a strong early AD you can look to push for level 2 advantage and try to auto them whenever they begin their animation to auto minions

So while you're waiting for minions health to drop you're pressuring the enemy laner every time they come up for farm

If the enemy AD outranges you or the enemy support is playing up on you this is not really a good idea as you can be killed pretty easily

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To any Sion mains here, how do you use him top and what do you usually build with him? R>Q>E>W right?

What do you usually do on match ups against "fast", not really tanky champs like Riven, Fiora, and Yasuo?

>>153918840
He is banned in most of my games and once he 2shotted my adc without being fed.

He has no weakness, besides "just cc him" "outrange him", "dont let him stack his E"

he is absolute cancer to play against as melee.

>>153918925
Some people go Doran's Ring and max E first. I personally go Doran's Blade (sometimes shield) and max Q, rush Black Cleaver and just build tanky from there. If by fast you mean mobile, just slow them with your E to land a Q.

>>153918840
he really isnt, hes been permaban in high elo for like 5 patches but riot doesnt seem to give a single fuck though

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>tfw the enemy is at our base, after we threw 2 barons both nexuses exposed 10 sec death timer on ori
>our nexus at half health we wipe them
>spot a ward all the way by their base, tp in and end before they respawn

what is this euphoric feel im feeling

>>153918285
is that mac demarco

It's funny how all the abominations end up in toplane. Gnar, Ekko, Yasuo. These 3 alone have enough things on their kit to make 5 or 6 champions.

>just got promoted to plat3
>first game is a loss
Wish me luck, everyone. I'm going to queue again.

>>153919527
and then there's Garen. Good ol' Demacian Justice. Feelsbadman

>>153919563
Luck my nigger

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>>153919527
Those Gnar and Yasuo "nerfs" are nothing

I cringed when they cried on rebbit about the E "nerf" for gnar, i mean its just 4 seconds. "unplayable", pls stop nerfing him already", you're gutting him rito".

WHAT DID THEY REMOVE?? NOTHING JUST REVERTED THE BUFF AND PUT A MINI NERF ON HIS FUCKING E

HE STILL HAS HIS STUN, CAN KITE YOU 24H AND HIS W DMG HAS NO CD

>>153919697
Same for Ekko and same for Yasuo.

Ekko is losing 5 base AD. That's the entire breadth of his nerfs. Funnily enough it probably hurts AP Ekko and jungle Ekko more than top Ekko.

Yasuo nerf only affects his crits. It doesn't matter because Yasuo gets PD, so he is going to be critting still 60% of the time and even then that nerf doesn't address any of the other bullshit things about Yasuo, his lanephase is still one of the strongest among all toplaners and against squishies his damage is the exact same as before.

For Gnar, yeah he's getting 4 seconds on his one point wonder. In lane you have 4 more seconds (assuming he doesn't have a ragebar) to try to push any kind of a lead before he inevitable completes cleaver + frozen mallet and can just A-click you to death with literally ZERO you can do to stop it.

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>>153919570
Just like the mages reclaimed mid, the melee bruisers like Destruction Man, Destruction Man's Rival Grr, and Angry Crocodile will return.

>>153919697
gnar auto win every lane once he get his frozen mallet, this fucker need nerf on his W and Q not his E

>>153919835
>Angry Crocodile will return

please no

>Kog'Maw at 55% winrate since WEEKS
>still no nerfs

>Yasuo at 56% winrate while having the highest pickrate in the entire game
>still no nerfs or hotfix in sight

>Gangplank
>still broken beyond belief and capable of oneshotting squishies with his barrels

Riot truly are the worst at balancing this fuckfest of a game, it's downright horrendous. Permaban these champs or dodge immediately, you cannot win against them.

ekko passive now is a 3 second cooldown

if ekko has more HP than his enemy he slows him
if ekko has less HP he hastes himself

literally fixed

mid-late game cait is the most satisfying thing in the game prove me wrong you can't

>You know you've lost when
ADC is Kalista

What encourages people to play this clusterfuck of a champion and then feed their ass off?

>>153920190
what happened to kalista where she went from pick ban to trash can?

>>153920218
too many nerfs, way too many. but she's still fine if you're really good with her, she just lacks the dmg someone like mf/jhin/ashe can dish out

>>153920218
she got gutted to shit

they dodged the issue with her and kept nerfing her kit all around without touching her 2 most stupid things (12% HP proc at level 1 just by autoing) and rend

they finally gutted her HP proc on top of some other nerfs and now she's just really bad

>>153920218
they nerfed the crud out of her

>>153920218
They fucked her attack speed by making most of it come from when she has her support near her, making her even more support reliant, and they also made it so her autos only do 90% of her AD unlike every other adc

>4 (F O U R) AD nerf on Ekko
yeah
that's gonna fix all of his problems
yeah
fuck off riot

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>>153919563
>>153919651
>queue up
>right after ban phase ends, my stomach starts churning
>decide to dodge and handle nature's business
>come back to this
Guys, I'm really scared

>>153920218
They did the old nerf everything but the actual problem so now the problem is a crutch keeping her aloft and then nerf the actual problem.

>>153920326
Don't underestimate base AD nerfs on sheen users

jk its literally nothing

>>153920326
>Bu-but his identity
>W-we don't want to hurt AP ekko ;-;

>kindred loses her heal that makes her take no damage in the jungle
>nidalee still has her heal that makes her take no damage in the jungle
>elise still has her spiderlings that make her take no damage in the jungle
>graves still has his knockback that makes him take no damage in the jungle
>rek'sai still has her FREE passive that makes her take no damage in the jungle
explain this shit

>>153920326
4 ad is pretty big hit for his last hitting early game
well maybe on other champs who don't have ekko's kit lmao

>>153920468
None of them duel as hard as Kindred at any point in the game.

>>153920418
You know, what if they just, like.....

reduced the base damage of his Q
Increased the CD on his E
Increased the CD on his passive
Increased the Q CD

and then upped the AP ratio on it all.

That way he'd be an actual assassin (scales hard, kills 1 target easily but then has to wait a while for cooldown resets to kill another one) and isn't a fucking insane tank with damage out the ass.

>>153920158
TWITCH

This is a silly question, but if you do well but the rest of your team falls behind, are you more likely to carry them as an adc or top bruiser?

>>153920468
no one gives a shit you dirty kindred picker

>>153920565
But he's an UTILITY ASSASSIN

which is riotspeak for best tank bruiser to ever grace the game

>>153920565
They need to COMPLETELY REMOVE the threshold damage on his W and the the enemy slow on his Passive first.

He does too much

Also Tankko would be pretty bad without Fervor

>wake up to find spiderbro and angelll excommunicated by watsu and smochi
OH HAPPY DAYS

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>playing ap varus
>agaismt enemy yasuo
>mocks me in all chat because "lol u building ap noob"
>get my nashor
>AA him 3 times while he stands still laughing and spamming mastery
>use e
>"You have slain an enemy"
>/all chat WTF YPU NOOB I WAS LAGGING OMG YOU CHEAT
>proceed to snowball the game and get s+

how do i bald man of running fast

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>>153920326
this
>lets nerf the base ad
>not the fact that he can slow you forever , free poke you forever and get a penta by mistake by pressing R which is also a GA xD

>>153920343

You wont drop. Unless you've already lost like 3 or 4 games at 0lp.

>>153920343
Dude, just have a danger shit, take your headset into the toilet, if you can shit before you hear the in game noises then you win.

But if you lose, then just grab a load of toilet paper, shove them half way into your ass, clench, then go back to your computer and play, wipe properly after.

Danger shits.

>>153920468
nidalee take no damage because camp die before having a chance to fight back

>>153920883
You go back to seasons 4 and 5 and proxy farm, the way he was intended to be played.

>>153921029
well it's a combination of the two

>>153920990
>danger shit
/lolg/

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post reasons to live

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>>153921108

>>153921108
One piece is still ongoing.

>>153921108
My gf
My future
My dreams
My job
Myself

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>Playing Teemo
>Run in to the enemy red side jungle
>Start stacking shrooms faster than they're coming off cooldown
>Drop a pink a pink out in the open
>The bait is set
>Vi runs through a couple shrooms
>clears her red
>is about to clear the pink
>gets blown the fuck up by me and our Malphite
>Zed top runs down
>gets absolutely dicked by my shrooms
>Janna on our team starts to list off some moonman lyrics
>Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
>Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
>And I just love your racist ways
>proceed to roll over the enemy team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFIG72iLRIc

>>153920326
>Passive gives retarded damage and absurd utility via fucking 80% slow for several seconds
>Conventional logic would dictate that this come with a caveat such as a long cooldown
>Instead Ekko can apply stacks again the instant the slow wears off

Why give champions defined strengths and weaknesses when you just break the fucking game

>>153921108
Just end it all already Swedish.

>>153921198
>47% wr is broken

>up 5 kills in toplane
>look bot
>enemy has a 7/2 annie support
JUST
CARRY
HARDER
X
D

>>153921198
Remember free last hitting passive because why the fuck not

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>>153921108

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>>153921108

white supremacy?

>>153921376
i'd much rather kill myself
thanks

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>>153921403
>white """"supremacy"""""

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>>153921108
The afterlife is unknown. Can't tell what will happen when you die.

Will it be eternal darkness? Heaven or Hell? Reincarnation to another time? Who knows. It's best to experience things while you still can. Maybe you'll experience something very good later on.

HOW DO PEOPLE FEED AN EZREAL THAT ONLY HAS DORANS AND A TEAR WHEN THEY HAVE A FUCKING BF SWORD
HOW

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>>153921423
the do it

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>ban all the cancer like the enemy does

>only have 3 bans so we ban yas, vlad, kog
>enemy bans chrononigger, tumblrgirl gp

Enemy picks gnar and twitch and we lost because my toplaner feeds his ass off (reasonable i mean its fucking gnar), we have no vision, enemy twitch gets fed thanks to our adc.

I WANT MY 10 BANS ALREADY


YOU HEAR MY FUCKING RIOT

>>153921301
gee I wonder whether 90% of the people are stuck in silver and commonly lose unloseable lanes. I further wonder whether the circle-jerk of Tankko makes them decide maybe if if I play tankko then I'll climb.

>>153921108
Would your waifu want you to kill yourself? Wouldn't she be sad if you were gone?

can someone explain me how people can be stuck in bronze with 400+ games and playing since s3?
how is that even possible?

>>153921637

>tumblrgirl

who

>>153921662
can it be that they're just playing to have fun?

>>153921714
Gragas

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>>153921637
>banning Vladimir outside LCS

U wot

>>153921662
im in br2 with around 100 games, its not that easy to climb out unless you can carry every game 30/0 with certain champs

>>153921829
or, you could learn how to farm and get 3 item advantage at lvl 20 and literally right-click your way to the nexus? you don't even need to look at the minimap or that feeding top/mid and jungle

>>153921714
probably miss nose

>>153921829
bronzies have like 2cs/min
when i'm getting absolutely stomped i only get 3.5cs/min
when i'm stomping i'm getting almost 9cs/min

if you can't win with the gold of probably 3 members of the enemy team you're shit

>>153921891
at min 20 not lvl 20

>>153921573
thanks anon

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I feel like she becomes more draconic as she gets angry, and becomes more human as she cools down.

>>153921714
>>153921729

ILLAOI ITS FUCKING ILLAOI

>>153921786
shut up

>>153921729
ofc people might play for fun. but after 400+ games you kinda have to get better and climb dont you think?

>>153921829
thats not true. in bronze all you have to do is not feed since in bronze every game is lost by the bigger feeder

>>153921920
>when i'm stomping i'm getting almost 9cs/min
no you are not

atleast not consistently

not even the best midlaners have an 9+ cs/min on average.

if you have link me your profile.

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>>153922042
NO
I WILL NOT SHUT UP
VLAD IS A GOOD BOY DINDU NUFFIN VERY CUTE AND NICE

whats the best mode to farm IP?

im gonna have a forced snow day wednesday-friday and i plan on getting 3 day boost and just play the fuck out of league to get IP for zac and tahm

>>153922112
Yeah it's actually almost 8, not almost 9

>>153921920
I'm going to look at my last 4 games which are filled with high bronze/low silver players and look at the average cs/min of everyone not including me, the supports, or the jg.

Game one: 4.6
Game two: 4.2
Game three: 3.8
Game four: 5.0

So it's still pretty terrible but it's not 2cs, although maybe low bronze hits that?

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>>153922163

If I'm bronze 5 should I give up on climbing and just play normals?

>>153922196
Yeah maybe low bronze is its own special tier.

Still though you should be able to get 6 with a mage

>>153922187
link me your op.gg and you save some talking bruh because all you say has no value without any proof

What should I be focusing on as a new player?

>>153922245
Honestly I'm not sure what I should do, I CS just fine in laning phase, but after that I almost always just let my ADC take the giant minion waves so my CS drops off like a rock.

But yeah I can't think of the last time I was down in CS on laning phase playing mid.

>>153922241
>>153922267
this is literally the best time to not give up and climb. obviously you are doing everything wrong. So go into a custom game and just cs, for gods sake learn to cs, dont worry about anything else until you can cs without even thinking about it.

>>153922220
this is great cosplay idk what your problem is.

>>153922310
csing
map awareness
mebbe decision making
when to take what and when to back off

>>153922112
he did say when he's stomping though

also 8-10 cs/min isn't something particularly strange in diamond
im a diamond AD and i rarely do less than 80 CS by minute 12 unless the lane went horrible, and usually have around 170-180 by 20 unless it's one of those games where you never stop fighting

>>153922267
I'm an Amerifat, no.

>>153922241
If you wanna rank that badly, I suggest stick to normals first. Familiarize yourself with champs you wanna play and master some techniques like proper warding, last hitting, etc.

If you think you grabbed the basics by the balls, then give rank another shot. Just remember that you can practice anytime with other modes.

>>153922317
yea something i noticed in bronze, players tend to farm just fine early on but as the game goes on they'll just stop farming and run around doing nothing. instead of pushing waves or whatever, they just completely stop farming

>>153922310
see>>153922332

>>153922303
I had two great games on VK recently, one with 8.1 and one with 7.8

My average is much lower, the total average is skewed because I play jungle

na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Xagar

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>>153920343
>twitch disconnects at 5mins
>"fuck me, i cant gank bot with just janna"
>decide to go mid
>both mids are lvl6
>for some odd reason, katarina is scared of the akali despite her Q+mark chunking akali for 40% of her health + me on the side lane for the assist/kill secure
>katarina dies, doing nothing but trying to run away from the akali
>"well mid is fucked"
>lets see whats happening top
>mfw zac died twice to jayce
>mid game consists of me initiating so my shithead teammates can go in and get fed
>twitch finally comes back
>runs it down mid with a bf sword, still lvl2
>god smiles upon me, we just lost a teamfight and this lvl2 twitch walks up for a free triple

>>153922332
Should I go vs a bot? or alone?

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>Mana Cost: 25
>Cooldown: 7/6.5/6/5.5/5
>Yorick's next basic attack deals 30/55/80/105/130 (+140% Total AD) physical damage and restores 12-82 health (doubled when below half Health)

wat. Are they serious?

25 mana cost???

>>153922531
can't have him have to worry about mana now can we

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>>153922398
Honestly I've just been trying to protect the ADC hoping that them farming the creeps and not getting caught out alone will get them items so they can just right click the nearest enemy and win teamfights.

I'm not sure if I'm putting too much faith in them but I'm climbing right now so something's working.

>>153922531
what?
don't you like spammable abilities that HEAL?? :)))))

>>153922046
it's not just me tho, went 5/0 earlier today and did pretty good, tried to roam bot/top to help out since they got solod constantly. what happened? our jg dc'd 15mins in, other lanes got fed and i couldnt do shit anymore. it's hard to climb out if you dont have a team to rely on (at least in gold+ you know people have at least the slightest bit of knowledge)

>>153922561
we need low elo to buy him!

>>153922673
to be fair there isn't a single champion left in the game that actually has to worry about mana and if they do they just build tear and no longer have to

>>153922664
>went 5/0 earlier today and did pretty good, tried to roam bot/top to help out since they got solod constantly. what happened? our jg dc'd 15mins in, other lanes got fed and i couldnt do shit anymore
literally every game am i right
if you keep dominating your lane in majority of games, you WILL climb, there's no other option

>>153922725
Not true, they have to worry for early laning phase while the tear stacks.

Older champs also still have big mana costs.

>>153922802
tear pretty much solves your mana problems on the spot with how much flat mana it gives

>>153921647
You wonder if you're retarded? No need to wonder.

His WR is low because he's balanced now, some memes just never die.

>>153922771
try to make it 93.9 per 10 minutes.

Does mundo jungle work well with cinderhulk?

>>153922725
sivir q literally has an 80 mana cost at lvl 1 starting with about 300 mana, q 3 times and bam, oom.

>>153922887
she also has a free 0 mana shield that gives mana for being hit by an ability.

>>153922362
on specific games its not strange no but an average of 9 (or 8 as he corrected himself) is probably not realistic since even midlanes in challenger dont have that

cs depends alot on the game. especially the higher you go. in some games 60cs at 10 mins might be godlike and in some 100cs at 10 mins might be bad.

but to say that if you have below 8 cs per min you are bad i just stupid and shows that you have no clue about the game

>>153922413
>vel
>80 games (2nd most played champ)
>waveclear x 10
>midlane
>lane to easies farm cs
200cs on average. if a game lasts 30mins on average your average cs is 6.7 / min

so even with one of the best waveclear champs on the best lane to cs your average cs is 6.7 and not even close to 8 let alone 9. who are you trying to fool

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>>153922856

but i main jungle

this is my cs scores from the last games ive played

>>153922664
you have to make huge mistakes. there is no other explanation

>>153922982
Can you read? I said I get close to 8 when I'm absolutely stomping. I also said my average was much lower.

>>153922857
no you get low and your ganks are shit

It's okay to be bad, yeah? I'll get better if I work on it, right?

;_;

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>>153919947
>Yasuo at 56% winrate while having the highest pickrate in the entire game
>still no nerfs or hotfix in sight

There are nerfs on next patch already, and both his winrate and pickrate are only high because he has a huge beneficial bug right now

>>153923121
sure, i was silversurfer in Season3, now im Dia 3

>>153923079
k my bad. but its still not true. if you scroll to your games. more like ~ 7cs / min if you stomp (assuming games where you only have 1 or 2 deaths is a stomp)

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>>153919947
>>153923149
Yasuo has decent nerfs on pbe, hopefully kog gets hit next patch. If you really struggle with kog pick akali or rengar

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>>153923121
If you've looked at the /vg/'s you'd know that a lot of the people in this thread are unironicly silver and bronze, and that's just the ones that will show themselves in the /vg/ vs /vg/'s.

So it's okay anon, you're surrounded by shitters. Like me.

But you can still improve, we all can.

>>153923270
Whats the bug?

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>>153921108

>>153923121
It's OK to be bad. As long as you get to learn things as you play, you'll get the hang of things eventually and you can then kick ass later on.

Just don't be a dick and feed your ego too much.

>>153923340
when you ult you get an extra auto worth of damage about 70% of the time

>>153923340
Yasuo can get a free auto of damage off during his ultimate.

>>153923340
His ult lets him do 1-2 autos of damage sometimes

>>153923384
I try to be very humble. I know I'll never be good by any measure.

>>153923121
>Start playing the game
>Dive 3 turrets in at 2 minutes
>High kda but low CS
>Think I'm hot shit
>Get placed bronze 1
>What the fuck
>Play every day trying to get better
>Can't get out of bronze
>Look up to my mid silver friend
>He carried me to silver 5 and I was proud
>Suddenly branch out and play all sorts of champion in customs
>Learn their cooldowns and limitations
>2 weeks left until season ends
>Grind so hard on nasus to get me to gold 5
>Meet my goals right on the very last day
>Touch myself that very night to congradulate myself
Tl;dr just play more and you'll get better.

>>153923385
>>153923386
>>153923395
Still? Or did it start to happen again? Lmao

>Soraka still exists

when is morello coming back

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Lulu = C U T E

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>>153923593
I rush it first item on any midlaner I'm not falling behind with.

>>153923642
I just realized I should really clarify.

By "any midlaner" I mean "Annie and Ahri" since they're the only midlaners I play.

>>153923149
whats the bug?

why the fuck don't people ever want to ban ADCs?
>ban ezreal
>LOL you dont need to ban ezreal you scrub
ezreal proceeds to go 14/2, build incorrectly, be impossible to catch and still have double the next persons damage.

>>153923217
>>153923258
>>153923298
>>153923384
>>153923456
>>153923456
Thanks. I have some emotional problems and the support really helps.

>>153923698
Is morello really good on Annie now? I used to build it but I switched to ludens rush into voidcap just for the early burst.

I run ms quints and it helps me roam, I generally don't have any cdr

>>153923726
>being in bronze 4

How is Varus mid right now?

How is Brand right now for mid?
Worth picking up?

Kinda sucks that he doesn't see much play in higher ELO, not sure wether I should stay away from him for that reason.

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>plat promo
>friends are silver
>dodging promo
things i do so i can play with my shitter friends

>>153923780
I mostly build it on her cause I love the CDR (I've had more than a few times when the enemy laner engages hard on me when they think tibbers is down only to get the flaming bear shaft) and if Annie has any mana problems at all, it fixes them.

But yes Ludens is good on her.

Personally I build Deathcap third item on AP champs because I prefer a utility second item to the deathcap, plus deathcap is a much bigger boost at item 3 than 2.

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Why max E first on wukong, /lolg/?

>>153923952
If you don't have to run away immediately after Qing your lane opponent (in which case you're going to get smashed either way) E gives better sustained damage and better trades.

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>>153923880
he's kinda in a similar situation to Zyra desu
they're alright mid but they can be really good supports when your team is lacking some magic damage or just damage overall

>>153923835
still good, just don't pick him into assasins for obvious reasons

>>153923952
highest base damage, hits 3 targets for some waveclear and the AS improves with level

its just the most bang for your buck

>>153924034
I see, thanks babe.

What the fuck does well against Yasuo in top? I swear this weeaboo fuck is in every fucking match and is annoying as fuck to play against with his constant dashing all over the place.

>>153924185
apparently singed does

>>153924185
Volibear is pretty fun into Yasuo

>>153924051
Can I pick him into an assassin like Zed or Kat and bring exaust?

>>153924185
The ban phase.

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What if Yasou couldn't windwall unless he had full flow?

What if Yasou's 3rd Q wasn't a tornado, but a damaging projectile that only became a tornado when it goes through a windwall?

>>153923726
How many different variants of that picture do you have?

>>153924334
That that would be overly complicated, and also Yasuo would be 100% useless in a teamfight. If his allies didn't have displacement.

>>153924185
i do pretty good against yas as shaco, panth and maokai top (dia 5 elo)

My smurf from LAN got Hextech Annie first free chest. How much should I sell the account? Its LVBL 17.

>>153923909
I just get 2dorans

>>153924185
Trundle or olaf

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They didn't find me funny :^(

>>153924409
tree fiddy pesos

Damn Forgiven is going all out shitting on fnatic.

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>>153924682

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>>153924297
the sample size is small and this is Plat+ but should give you an idea on what to pick into

>>153924793
>Viktor counters Varus

What did they mean by this?

When does 6 season end?

>>153924883
anytime viktors ult is up 1 e+q+ult and varus goes pop

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>>153924682
Le update

>>153925024
Just don't get near him. Varus isn't supposed to let him do that.

>>153925008
after worlds someone told me. so in okt/nov?

>>153925008
mid-late november

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>Be adc, first thing you read in champ select is
>"omg im so done with fill got support again"

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>>153924682
First comment that got me a warning.

>>153925102
>he fell for the 'fill doesn't mean support' meme

WëW

>>153925131
>reddit is retarded
More news at 11

>>153925165
It's fun, though

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>start playing season 2
>yorick is cancer
>after some time he disappears
>3 years later he's about to come back to haunt my games again

fucking yorick, they should've pulled the plug

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>tfw have never used the mastery emote

>>153925074
It's hard to do once Viktor augments his E and keeps the wave under Varus' tower.
One of Varus' Q-E isn't going to one shot the wave like Viktor's E.
So the Varus either has to choose between poking or playing danmaku with viktor's lasers to try and get farm from under tower

>you might possibly have an offchance of maybe perhaps marrying vladfag

Things are looking up, lads

As immobile adc how do I not get hooked by thresh and blitz cancer

>>153925508
dont have 100+ ping
dodge with sidestep

>>153925508
just walk to the right lmao

>>153925508
Easy.
Blitz hook: Stand behind minions (watch him as he angles himself, count down minions to 2, once you're down to 2 minions ON YOUR SIDE, then immediately back up)

Thresh Hook: If he doesn't have his speed boost item, once again stand behind minions (counting down to 2) at 2, begin watching him as you continue attacking minions.
You'll see a .25-.5 second windup, which should be enough time to sidestep slightly (usually enough to avoid the hook)

Nautilus:
You don't.
Get fucked.

>>153925508
git gud

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>>153925431
>mfw when I realized vladfag was a talented intelligent normie grill who started losing her sanity when her beloved decided to be a woman and thus she ended up here

I feel bad for the girl

>>153925431
which one?

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>>153925675
We're all madmen here, anon.
Why do you think we enjoy each other's company?
Why do you think the only grills that come here are fucked up?
It's because we're all madmen.

Birds of a feather flock together

I've tanked from plat 1 to plat 5 0 LP and I've lost 3 games at 0 LP.
What the fuck am I meant to do?
I spent all season able to win games at mid plat level with no problems, I go on a several day tilt streak, drop 4 divisions and I have no idea how to win these games.

My mid just picked Graves into Xerath. What the fuck?

>>153925747
Im a perfectly sane sociopath tyvm

>>153925765
He might be an one trick graves that got stuck with mid.
It's not like Graves can't be played in any role that isn't support though.

>>153925764
To give context I climbed to plat early in the season when most people in plat were still climbing up from being placed somewhere in gold.
Then I spent like 300+ games just floating in the middle of plat.
Am I too used to playing with cooperative teammates?
I feel like I just don't know how to carry.

>>153925730
There's only one vladfag. My buddy Matt/Tides of Blood doesn't post on 4chan.
>>153925675
I've not been sane for a while desu

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>>153921108
Have to get to gold.

>>153924685
Can't I just invest a bit and sell it on NA? or eu?

>>153926013
There's 2 anon.
There's the brown faggot from London that's getting kicked out cause of Brexit and a slav one that hasn't posted in awhile.

>>153925765
Watch him dodge that fucker skillshots and rekt his ult with smoke bomb

>>153926080
Matt is the brown faggot and he's not getting kicked out cause he has an English citizenship.

I'm the slav one and I do most of the shitposting.

>>153925764
>>153925967
>whole season 5 plat 3 - plat 1 and 2 times dia promo
>season 6 placed gold 1
>get plat 5, skip plat 4 and get plat 3
>skip plat 2 get plat 1
>21 games losing-streak back to plat 4 0 points
>stop play, get motivation back and now im finally diamond
never give up m8. it happens to all of us
maybe take a break for 1 or 2 weeks

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I posted this yesterday, but after playing it, I'm not sure I like top lane. Maybe I just don't like league of legends

>>153926274
play tank nami top

>>153926274
Top lane is kinda brutal in the sense that if you get even a slight advantage it usually leads to either getting camped or towerdiving your opponent as soon as they come back. It's pretty unforgiving but if you put in the time to learn how to stomp with a top laner it gets ridiculously fun with the shit you can get away with.

How exactly do you play Annie against any long range / poke champ?

Just wait until 6 to all-in?