/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

first for unban that newbie

remove name rule

>>153879124
We need one of these images for the departments and sub-departments.

second for unban celt

>>153879315
Which rule?

Hug a vox today

nth for the rebirth of greentext stories about the crazy shit that happens in this game.

>>153879137
I didn't throw anything but it appeared relatively close? I was around the middle left section of the shuttle and it appeared at the top left section.

>>153879403
The recent one added in recently, hombre.
Restricts humans to sort of serious names, a rule resented by the majority, yet still persists.

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>>153879431
>Rail comes back
>Vox posting comes back

>>153879403
Aurx pointed out the rule against hippie-tier names like Dick Ballfags and Some Body. People flipped out over it.

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>>153877802
Apparently throwing the capsule isn't logged
>>153877262
Do you know how to make an appeal on the forums? Post this all there.

Someone in ahelp also mentioned there had been three spider queens when questioned by Nuke.

>>153879640
Names like Dick Ballfags and Some Body was already prohibited, we're talking titles and names that have been around for years now.

>>153879772
They were prohibited but nobody did anything about them.

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>>153879864
Alright, but not the latter.

>>153879463
>join as an assistant because i want to be a useless piece of shit
>welcome to the syndicate
>fuck fuck fuck
>get bundle
>agent id card, voice mask, etc
>decide to shitpost in comms and make everyone doubt everyone
>no comms
>fuck
>kill a nigger while pretending to be a ling
>bored
>get an IED
>shuttle gets called
>fuck
>slip near medbay
>some miner is pulling some gibtonite and slips too
>get up before him
>stare blankly for a few seconds to the IED and then to the gibtonite
>giggle like a faggot
>trow ied
>gibtonite is now activated
>enter medBOOM
>some people die due to pressure and the explosion
>medbay is stressed out
>open the airlocks and firelocks to "A sudden rush airs knocks you down" the shit out of medbay
>it works like three times
>laugh like an idiot when the people trying to stop me are send flying to hell
>some guy syringes me but i got some coffee for no reason so fuck you

It was lame as fuck but it was fun as hell to think that those people were probably thinking that i was just a huge faggot since i really didn't antag
>

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>>153879630
Post birbs

>>153879619
>>153879640
Seems okay to me
Some non-prohibited names are fucking retarded still

>>153879547
You threw a limb at someone, right? Was the spider near the target?

>>153879630
He is kind of a lame player
Why play viro if you are going to be at medbay duty most of the time?
Is it because "it sounds cooler"?

>>153880509
No, somebody threw a limb at me.

>>153879224
i'm not him, but the logs are a fucking mess.
why aren't the full logs formatted properly like the atmos or chemistry's ones?

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>>153880363
hello there

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>yfw the capsule code works as hands get to move or are moved into the tile the capsule is
>when someone threw the hand it triggered the capsule
Long story short, it's all Celt's fault

>>153880867
bullshit

>>153880867

Please see:
>>153879673
>>153879776

Stay banned, shitter.

>>153880527
>he

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>>153881102
>trying this hard

For what purpose?

To the HoS who actually listened to my story regarding the shitter and didn't just perma me, thanks a bunch man, I had to kill myself because real life shit happened, were the HoP and that faggot in a engi suit antags or nah?

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>>153880363
I knew it was you, Pinkacolada the one who birbposted and shilled himself, dissapointed

>>153881238
I don't think birds have pronouns so im gonna call him what he is most likely to be in real life, a male looking for attention
If confirmed a girl or something i don't care

Head of Service when?

>>153881736
You mean the HoP?

>>153881736
So, the chef?

>>153881736
While I can't really find a good reason to have him, I also can't find a reason not to, and someone yelling at bartenders to make something decent, shitting on the chef for making deep fired bibles and a loud and agry man yelling at weed botanists seems funny enough to add in.

When ya request it mate.

>>153881736
Head of Personnel

>>153881736
head of service is the HoP but no one in the service department cares because they dont follow any orders given by him

>>153882101
Lets be honest here, nobody but maybe cargo listens to the HoP.

The clown usually listens too because he wants access and getting on the HoP's good side is a good way to do that. Besides, the clown/mime is like the HoP's Head of Security. Keep the clown/mime close and keep him happy.

>>153882101
reminder that insubordination is punishable!!!

NigglyWiggly posted Lol i in the discord dorms channel.

Ban when?

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>>153881736
>more civilian roles that take away players from actual roles
Fucking freeloader civilian role playing faggots should all be put in a human sized rodent wheel gulag and provide power for the station.

>>153882289
Make a ban request

Provided us with a unique roleplay experience as head of security by calling the shuttle early with WGW as the reason, gearing up with ablative and hardsuit helmet first thing, throwing multiple flashbangs into a cafe, later beating the clown serving tea to death with bottles and poking the captain with his erect willie.

>>153882289
>/ss13g/ - Tattle tale drama general

>>153882289
He's not spamming it after being asked to stop.

Unlike DoctorMad.

>>153882289
Literally nothing wrong with loli

>>153882428
>hardsuit helmet instead of HoS hat or even a regular helmet
deserved that fucking ban just for it

>>153882568
If you're using them, the hardsuit helmet grants greater flashbang resistance.

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reminder

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>Lolita Jaybee

why does Soca try so hard to be a waifu?

>>153881102
but that doesn't prove that I threw it on the shuttle
because I didn't
From what I understand though there's no way to prove that I didn't throw it but also no way to prove that I threw itso I can't really be mad at the admins for banning me.
I've basically been playing this game non-stop for about a week anyways I think a break was going to be needed eventually.

>>153882701
Jaybee = Jaypee = /jp/

>>153881819
>>153882065
>>153882101
>implying HoP isn't just Head of security/captain second in command

>someone open the shuttle's airlock
>NEWZAS and IMPROVED PHYSICS kill everyone

>>153882775
He's second in command in the abscense of a captain yeah but he's also the head of cargo/service

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>>153882289
Disgusting. I will be permabanning the degenerate immediately

>>153882327
Sorry I'm not powergaming science or building a massive autism engine

>>153883112
Then why are you playing this game?

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>>153882701
You'd think that my nasty attitude or general unapproachable personality would be enough to make people realize that I dont want to be a waifu at all.

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>>153882701
Because she hates other waifus a d wants to be one
>Gibs Felicity Rivera round start as a wizard because they took summon robes as a spell
>Gloats in ooc saying waifushitters are too unrobust to dodge gibbing
>Forces everyone's appearence to their static Waifu to advertise herself.

>>153883187
For robusting nerds like docs and scientists.

>>153882738
Except for the part where you admitted to throwing it in an admin PM.

>>153883187
>only people who powergame science or building a massive autism engines should play spessman

>>153883359
Thank you for clarifying that post
I wasn't sure what they meant so thank you for typing it out so clearly

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>>153883198
I understand you, I know you are jelly at the waifus since they are all friendly and has lots of admirers, you just need to be more pretty and happy

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>>153880363

>>153882738
They're now adding logging to the code so a situation like yours won't happen again.
Would recommend making an unban request. See ya soon!

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>>153881625
Birds !

>>153883198
You've got good taste in porn and you're funny, I think you're pretty cute.

That said I give zero shits about waifufaggotry.

>>153883731
>admirers
why do shitters on this server insist on having 40 year old neckbeards drooling over their genderbend persona

>>153883198
you are a horrible burrito maker, cocain smuggling, out of tune mariachi cum guzzling piece of wet back donkey fucker that ever walked this shit stained chicken den server, every time I see you on I have a burning desire to trash talk you in ahelp you disgusting human being, I hope you and your family gets doomed with centuries of house gardening and plumming

I want to impregnate Lisa's womb!

the game mode is ling
some nigger with a radiation suit absorbed me in the ghetto theatre
also may be traitors too because i saw some guy getting decapitated at atmos with a meat cleaver
enjoy your shitty server

>>153884348
hah

>>153884221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

Just link em this in looc
>>153884342
Thats shitposting
>>153884348
Nice try.

Unban 2hotdogs or else face confrontation from my lawyer
confrontation from law enforcement
Risk DNS shutdown for racism, bullying, death threats, slander in 28 days from today.

Choose your destiny.

>>153884348
Savage

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>>153884151
I know it's the truth senpai, I just like fucking with soca beaner ass, I don't like waifufaggotry at all

>>153883198
You're my waifu.

What does inserting a "coin" into machines that ask for one actually do?

>>153885687
Lets you buy premium items at the cost of the coin.
Cigars, yellow glubs, WOOP WOOP helmets
That sort of thing

>>153885830
Thanks. So where could I find these coins?

>>153885687
premium items

Similar to contraband but takes coins instead of hacking

Sectech has a good one

>>153885687
You unlock special 'premium' items.
Remember to attach a wire to the coin first to get a chance of getting it back
or to blow up the vending machine afterwards and force open the coinbox to get it back if it swallows it.

>>153885914
Various places in maint, or ask cargo/mining. There's a mint on the mining outpost that lets you turn any sheet of material into coins.
On box: one spawns in the fitness room, one spawns in the maint just east of R&D, two spawn in the QM's office.

>>153885687
Give you acess to neat shit.

Clothes vendors allow you to get multicolored epilepsy jumpsuits, sec vends let you get a helmet with a red siren that when toggled makes a WOOP WOOP! sound, med vends get you time release pills for when you want to water potass with a pill named tricord or keloderm, engi I think gives ya cheap insulated gloves for when you want to scream shitter more than the gasmask, firesuit and toolbox do, etc.

Use some wire on it and maybe ya can use em several times.

Could someone post the 32x32 png of the default floor?
I'm remaking SS13 and I need the individual sprites

So I've been reading through the wiki and noticed a few articles had "MASSIVE SPOILER WARNINGS" at their beginning (notably supermatter). Is it worth following the spoiler warnings, and if yes, what's the best way for me to start to explore the contents in-game?

>>153886593
there's no spoilers in this game what the hell

>>153886593
More heat = more power. Ignore the heat delamination warnings, it's just there to trip up newbies

>>153881736
>make a Head of Service to watch over bar/kitchen/theatre/library/chapel
>make Quartermaster a head
>make HoP second in command, "Head of Heads"
>chain of command becomes Captain -> HoP -> other heads -> crew

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>>153886545
>I'm remaking SS13 and I need the individual sprites

>>153886692
The QM isn't a head?

>>153886639
>>153886679
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supermatter_Cascade
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Locations#Locations_in_Space

>>153882327
Fuck off, Faggot. Space isn't about powergaming. Go to hippie if all you wanna be a powergaming faggot.

>>153886803
>cascade
>space locations

If you're new then yeah don't read these because you'll just ruin the mystery

>>153886803
>>153886593
>ripped straight from the DF wiki
I'm not even shocked.

>>153886545
on github you can see and download all the sprites in format .dmi

>>153886778
Nope, he's the HoP's little bitch.

>>153886901
>>153886917
Yes, I won't read them, but how do I begin to explore them? With DF it's natural to just "dig deep", what's the space equivalent of unraveling these mysteries? Should I take off my botanist overalls, put on a hardsuit, grab a fire extinguisher, and fly off into space until I find something?

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I miss these.

>>153887071
for the cascade event, you don't need to leave the station, but it's a rare event. just play normally until it happens.

Haven't seen ______ in a while, what happened?

>>153887237
>lil borg harrasing non human scum
nice

>>153883198
Bitch attitudes are my fetish though.

I've always wondered, who's the faggot genius who came up with the idea of adding a clown job?

>>153887896
I think it was a punishment job in some original server and it stayed

>you can't name your character Surfer Girl
>but you can name it Fuel Tank Tom and ruin every single round you play by getting the welder tank blown

>>153887979
You can non-antag welderbomb?
Nice

>>153887237
This is somewhat adorable.

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>>153887237
>child plasmaman

>>153887979
IC OOC

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tfw you got your appendix taken out but they didnt let you take it home
>tfw no appendix burger

>>153888254
did he blow it already?

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>tfw no waifu to bully me

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>>153889492
Feels bad...

>>153889492
>>153889897
wait for purge day 2.0
i will rape husubandos again
i will not succeed again

The logs do not show thrown items if they do not hit a person. Free supereffectives now!

>>153888527
Yes he did!

>>153890030
WHO

>>153891064
It's hyun/deadpool j

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>>153891183
>hyun will never rape you

>>153890151
When you appeal it

>>153891660
Should I really though? I feel like from the admin's perspective my ban was completely justified due to the lack of information in the logs and all other sources pointing at me.

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What will you do in purge day fellow spessmen?

Will you play your staticnamer and try to survive through the chaos? Hoping someone ERP's/rapes you? you sick fuck >>153890030


Or will you go random name bald assistant and fuck the HoS dog and other people?

>>153892021
purge day?

>>153892021
Pick MoMMI.

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>>153892079
just what you think it is

>>153877262
>>153878331
>>153878617
>>153878797
>>153879547
Was there a mech on the shuttle? anything else abnormal? What did the queen attack first? There's some weird conditions where they'll break out and fug shit up. Kind of like how "friendly" xenobio xenomorphs will sperg out when they see a mech. I've seen it happen before and it's happened to me before as well. I never found it in the code though.

Like taking memesmoke, bombs, bomb canisters, plasma canisters, and other round-end griff stuff, just don't take capsules on the shuttle.

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>the highlight of people's spess career is a meme purge day with """"ERP"""" with neckbeard supremes on a light RP server
Never change, losers

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>welderbomber ling

>>153893206
FUEL

TANK

TOM

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>>153887237

>>153893257
worst gimmick

>>153892021
Singuloose 288 times in a row.

>>153893257
> survived to the end

I love you chef boy.

The hardest part about playing Deff is whether to play legit or pick a role with Maint access and live in Maint for the next two hours.

>Adventuring around with the librarian and HoS as a Vox traveller
>Chilling around, talking about bird porn
>Then we all got fucked up by carps and welderbombs.

Despite the constant hazards, was a lot comfier than expected.

Space birb life is a nice but short life.

>>153893495
Be Miner. It's easy and you get both Maint access and a free hardsuit, plus all the money you can ever need and maybe some shit from Science that lets you destroy walls.

>>153893281
best gimmick
>>153893421
good

>>153893257
>The man who survived to the end by having a sec officer dress him as a prisoner and cover his face with a welding mask

The absolute. FUCKING. MADMAN

>Ahh time for some relaxed librarian rounds
>Ghosts abusing me for some reason
>Chaplain says he will sort it out
>Smashes my lights with a null rod
>Fuel Tank Tom comes by and reads some porn
>Chaplain tells Tom that the entire eastern wing needs evacuating because of ghosts
>leaves
>Chaplain comes back
>"CAPTAIN I KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THE GHOSTS"
>Hits Toms welding fuel with a welder
>Library blows up
>Get caught up in eventful shenanigans for the rest of the round like traveling with the vox trader and Surfer and talking about porn untill I get fucked by carp and then more welder bombs
Why does shit like this happen to me on librarian rounds

who was posting all the anime nano paper

>>153893436
He made a lot of poison though, probably since Botanist died early on.

>>153894013
Emilia

>>153894013

It was just black for me, how do I see it?

No one going to point out how much Surfer and Emilia metagame?

>>153894435
give proof or just fuck off faggot

>>153892673
There wasn't anything weird from what I remember. No mechs, I can't find anything about what the queen attacked first. I'm happy that you guys care enough that you keep bringing it up, but it's fine. I can understand the ban from the admin's point of view even though I know I didn't throw the capsule. Besides, it's only a week long ban and I've been playing this game way too much

>>153891535
Thank god.
Why would I want some dumb herpes ridden used bicycle to even touch me?

>>153895205
I want Hyun to do their weird blood fetish thing that actually sounds kinda hot to me!

>>153895470
Stop posting any time, Deadpool.

>>153895470
Go PM them and join them on their ERP server they go to or something, fucking degenerates.

Who are you lads even going to bother during the purge?

>>153895780
I'm going to go maximum shitcurity as our servers very own CHRIS SMITHYMAN
Prepare yourselves, you fucking TOE THE LINE S H I T T E R S

>>153895780

IC in OOC

>>153895780

I'm going to perform my duties normally, and do my best to ignore all the lewd going on.

>>153896324
There was barely any lewd last time it's just shitposting

>>153895780
I'm unrobust as fuck. I'll play it a little to get some practice in.

>>153895780
ERP with my waifu
fill the station with cyberhorrors

>>153879124
Haven't played for a year or so, is it still laggy as all shit?

>>153896442
they never changed that.

>>153896384

Sure, last time there wasn't any

But this time, the shitposting has inflated it.

There will be an increase.

Reminder to bully the admins during the purge
I'm gonna sign up as a geneticist named arx Eets Cox and monkeyman anyone with a non random name

>>153893281
t. boring jobfag

>>153896894
yeah, I am

>>153893761
i saw them dragging him in a cap uniform but didn't bother finishing him because that man deserves to live if he wasn't completely fucked from the bomb

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>>153893274
I wish stealth in this game was more exciting. It's like you're either a walking shitstorm or entirely unnoticed.

>>153895780
>>153896176

https://youtu.be/W7TRF7jrSM4

>>153896894
>it's bad to do the job you signed up for

When will this meme end

>>153897409
When the it's bad to have fun meme ends.

>>153897241
hack the venders near arrivals for a tacticool turtle neck and jackboots
buy as many hat crates for a black headband
go around with a potted plant on your sprite or buy a chameleon projector and scan a large box
ask security for a tactical knife
pray to gods for that dart gun raiders have because the silenced pistols only shoot lethals
always have disarm intent on
offer as much shit as you can for a chameleon projector to admins then ask cargo for boxes to make a larger one

>>153897642
>pray to gods
>offer as much shit as you can to admins
Enjoy your brain damage :^)

>>153894435
How do they metagame?

>>153885914
Chocolate coins from the chef work.

The game mode is secret

>>153899341
By him not liking them.

Where do I get a toy esword?

>>153895780
I'm going to be the hero the station needs.
Someone has to fight for justice.

>>153897642
Since when does security get knives?

>>153899783
since a few weeks ago

they suck balls at fighting but it's handy to have something that can cut off vamp/ling heads on the field that doesn't take up space in a backpack

>>153882327
but what if we want this?

>>153899842
>doesn't take up space in a backpack
So where does it go?

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>>153893869
Because space solely exists as a DARPA project to find hope people didn't know they had left then crush it mercilessly.

>>153894871
>tfw after a fairly clean run you've started racking up notes again for borderline stuff
>tfw you finally fug up again after somewhat reforming
>tfw you fug up mega hard like drive me closer to the singulo so I can hit it with my fuel tank, admin log: a singulo has escaped at xx.xx, hard
>tfw a bunch of people are deservedly calling you a shitter
>tfw all the son I am disappoint messages...
Please come back Dekret.... I need a hug... Hopefully some penance tours for a bit will drag me back.

>>153897241
If you're a tatorling you have -the- best ability to impersonate, frame, spark mutinies, inflame validhunters, do shenanigans, and sow discord. Due to the power of :g over hoping your collaborator will actually RP instead of solely setting his status to powergame It's something magical when you get a dude in a maint command center relaying status updates and warnings to you over :g or a different headset channel. It's harder as traitor but all you need is an extra 20 minutes to get extra tools and resources.

Just a word of warning, like all things, do it in moderation. Validniggers do not forgive and they do not forget. They don't care about nice things or fun so if you can't best their metagaming you're just gonna be another borg/catatonic in the queue.

>>153897642
Just ask them to reskin a rapid syringe gun to the silenced pistol sprite for 4 tc's or something

>>153899697
Win the arcade and pray to RNGesus. A Lot.

If you gitgud for your griff you can get a full syndiesuit, sword, bow, etc. If you're particularly feeling the meme's, use an emagged console to buy a play sound horror ling emergence for 7 tc's then run around arm blading people.

>>153900326
Boot holster.

>>153900326
Basically, it replaced the broken bottle/shard in a box for head duty.

>2hotdogs unbanned from TG
What a suitable home for him. Maybe now he'll fuck off forever

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>ZAS

>the miner actually got back to the station

>>153902201
>the other miner dropped off one crate
>then did fuck all

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>Be AI
>Spot wiz on some far-away camera
>Continue to just write my news and chill out
>Get into a taser fight with the shitniggers trying to add a 'WIZARDS ARE NOT HUMAN' law
>While I'm fighting them I get carded
>Shitcode makes it so that every APC we pass in maint is now my core APC
>Fucking die
>Finally revive
>Instant paladin
>Live for about 5 minutes doing nothing until shuttle call
Not the fun AI round I was hoping for.

>>153902234
I'm talking about the one that had his corpse pulled for 2 hours in space

>>153902201
Who actually saved him? Random z-levels caused me to lose track of him and put me on the Clown roid, and apparently he wound up on the derelict.

>>153902234
I tried and failed to save the other Miner if that counts.

Feature request:

Def station doesn't have any AB blood, and it doesn't have any Vox masks. That makes healing snowflake people very hard.

>>153902414
Chiot did

>>153902474
AB is a universal recipient you dummy, not taking into account rhesus factor

>>153902474
Why would you need vox masks? Do vox come in without masks?
And bloodtype is bugged, you can transfuse from anyone so the AB shit doesn't matter. Just use A or B.

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Do you think Yahir participates in habitual substance abuse?

>>153902794
He has a hyperzine addiction.

>>153902794
He sips shitter juice to build resistance.

>>153894435
What? How?

>>153902794
i bet his favorite vodka is grAYY goose

>>153900459
Holy shit, I've always carried them in my pocket

>>153892021
Probably play as usual and only try and kill people in self defence

>>153892021
is this a thing that's coming up

maybe I'll spend the day getting robust

>>153879124
>Socket wrenches and large extinguishers no longer fit in ordinary toolbelts. CE toolbelt remains unchanged.
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11734
Kurfurst you fucking snitch git out reeeeeeeee

Reminder that on purge day it is your duty to sign up as atmos tech and take up axe and stun glove to protect the gas miners.

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>>153903498
Reminder on purge day it is your duty to seek out the waifu shitters

>>153903498
Reminder to be part of the station defense league. Keep serbia safe from shitters

>>153902768
Had a vox brought in with no mask, couldn't heal him or clone him. Had to leave him in cryo until someone brought one.

>>153903483
Is Kurf the next deity?

>>153895780
im going to do the most outrageous, illegal, and crazy thing i could ever possibly do that would usually get me perma'd in an instant

play Deep Danger

>>153904214
>not stealing the clowns gloves

>>153902297
Paladin was uploaded when there was only me, the ex-apprentice as a service borg

>>153903150
rum. specifically bacardi LMAOn

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Had fun, never got to get service borgs to mass produce but hey, was great.

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It was a pretty good shift!

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>>153908965
>crack open the window
>everyone gets wrecked
I fucking love myself

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>no one cared chef had special sauce in food
>everyone died
Good story I hope everyone learned a lesson today

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>>153909149
>botanists being kinda shifty, cool guys overall, one made grass that made mixed crops but with nothing in them, good for chicken feed and making spaghetti, one sets up a box cloner in the freezer to start spitting out Boxes
>get autotatored mid round, kill scientist guy in cardborg suit and leave
>meh, whatever
>sauce it up
>shuttle call
>dump like 10 units on a cake slice and give it to him directly as a thank you for a box of beakers before I got traitored
>He dies on the shuttle before it launches.
>SUCCESS

>>153903483
this is some real bullshit, the socket wrench is so cumbersome now. It could have been backpack sized at least, but JUST fuck my atmosia up.

>>153910272
Fits in suit storage.

>>153909056
This image made me think I was in Nepgen for a second.

>tfw can't rape waifu during purge because she stopped playing
come back ____

>>153911252
dana?

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All large lights removed when
Station lit only to the bare minimum by small light fixtures when
I want to bask in the sickly yellow glow and desperately try to avoid the shadowy corners of the station

>>153911953
Ask PJB to do it next time he's playing

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>tfw you know it's malf but he's not being a dick
>We leave cause crew can't even do basic shit
>tfw you're counting the overloads as they go but you can't remember how many per buy
>Stay away from comms so I don't get iced
That was what, like 50 minutes of butt puckering terror everytime I was near a machine or went to an airlock

>>153912409
Daisy, daisy. Give me your answer, do.

How do I design a bar, but without making it full wood
I want to do something different

> team up with a medfag to get on the shuttle amidst all the power and telecomms outages
> we share some loot, he has real gloves and I have fake ones, we both have hacking gear
> he tells me what the bolt wire on the doors is
> we make our way over to the escape airlocks
> I try to impress him by hacking my door faster than he hacks his
> get shocked into orange damage and red hand
> walk around a bit
> he doesn't have any medicine, but I know I grew a few poppies and ambrosia a while back, so I go back to hydroponics to get my own medicine
> grab the poppies and ambrosia and starting walking to the grinder
> fall unconscious for the next ten minutes, and manage to walk halfway there by the time the shuttle leaves
> my medic "buddy" doesn't even come looking for me

How do I get good at living off the land? What the fuck even is the point of doing so if the medbay's right next to hydroponics anyway?

>>153912409
I honestly couldn't figure out why power wasn't being supplies to the station, the engines were up, the machines were charging, what did I do wrong?

>>153910661
Cool, let me just run on my emergencies senpai.

>>153911953
Never cause dylan went maximum [triggered] and did all the light spacing we have.

>>153912760
AI was probably fugging the SMES every time you looked away if you fixed it up.

>>153912475
you can make kelotane very easily with ghetto chemistry

hydroponics might be worth it if you can grow high potency medicine, but it's usually just great for supplying food. the fun of hydroponics isn't in growing medicine, though it's cool to grow your own medkit.

>>153912845
>telecoms down
>power is out
>AI is malf
it's genious if you think about it, no one can tell you to stop unless they get into the core.

>>153912845
Extended emergency lasts about 60-90 minutes filled up.

>>153912475
I plant ambrosias at the very start for when I inevitably trip the electric wire on the first try. That's basically the only time I ever plant for meds.

>>153912475
>>153912853
also poppies don't have burn meds in them and the ambrosia was probably too weak to help much. mutate green grapes to process kelotane.

>>153912760
I kept popping out the AME container and turning off the singulo.

>>153912475
There really isn't any. There's only like 5 chems that you'll get from exotic seeds that chem can't get fairly easily and none of them matter in 99.99999% of space.

Despite that at high potency and yield you can churn out thousands of units sanic fast it just doesn't matter. Botany is so close that any time there's a bombing at the least, the primary and soon the maint are depressurized so there's no reason for it to become an aux medbay. Pod people was removed (kek!) or at least busted all to hell so you aren't even an alternate cloning method anymore. Feed free to spam nymphs to get ghosts back in or do a med snackbar botany counter if you want.

So really, all it's good for is you're sick of dying so you just grow a couple trays to grind, condibottle, fab a box out of the biogen, and shove some low nutriment food you drizzled grown and scavenged meds all over.

It has pretty strong validhunting/castle law resources but you'll just burn out and rack up notes that way. It isn't worth it and you're wasting time as when you finally get them all done there are none or vice versa.

>>153912964
He can grind a bunch, snackbar the kelotane and go to town. The burn kit pills are just 30 kelotane.

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>>153902474
>>153902768
>>153904037
vox can use regular human internal masks as well.

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Reminder that Bay has, on average, a much steadier, larger population, with more meaningful rounds than /vg/ will ever have.

>>153914904
Oh wow, really? I've been shouting for spare masks for poor newly cloned vox 4noraisin?

>>153915428
And it's fairly easy to get banned

>>153915428
Yeah, stay there

>>153915428
Good for them?

>>153915901
>/vg/cucks constantly complaining WAAAAH WE'RE DYING WAAAH ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
>even fucking bay manages to have more players on average than them

>>153915747
Only if you can't follow rules/act like a giant validhunting shitter.

>>153915790
Why would I ever come to your shitty server? Oh, boy, 30 minute rounds where it's likely I'll spend half of it in deadchat because LMAO SINGULOOSE MEME/MURDERBONE.

/vg/ is trash, Hippie tier cancer. It's amusing to watch you faggots pretend you're anything more than that, or, even better, that you're some sort of gift from god to the SS13 community.

>>153915428
I thought bay was dead?

>>153916043
Can I call people niggers on Bay? I'll have a tour on their server if you claim it's so good.

>>153916118
Saying nigger on bay will get you banned within a second

>i'll restart
O-Oh
Thanks Pomf

>>153916176
Are you sure? Even in character?

Why is that? Why can't I roleplay properly?

>>153916176
>>153916284
>samefagging to mock a server you know is better than yours

Pretty damn funny, and pretty damn pathetic too.

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>>153916118
I really wanted a high rp server to play on so I went to bay. They have a lot of little quality of life things that are great, like inflatable walls/doors for atmos controlling. They also have airlocks to outside the station bolted or they require really high access. I like these things.

Anyway I was having a good time on there, playing IAA, talking on a sec channel about an issue, when this female character who wanted to act all bad ass, started telling me to get off the channel. I told her I wouldn't, as I was an IAA, and as it was high RP I didn't expect much to happen. She ran up and confronted me, and I accidentally pushed her because I hate it on that stance. In response she pushed me to the ground, and caved in my skull with her boot, then cuffed me and dragged me to sec saying "dont' start shit if you don't want to get your ass beat, you were in the wrong"

I was completely floored. This was high rp and this person had just caved in the skull of a company rep. Immediately ahelped.

I was told to more careful in the future, basically it was all dumped on me and the other person never had anything happen to them.

The point of this overly long story is that bay is conceptually great but I have zero confidence in the admins there. I'm pretty sure they are all butt buddies who wank together and don't enforce the rules on their friends whatsoever. God help you if a female player joins and fucks your ass.

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>>153916361
get out baybie

>>153915504
eh, it seems so, like me and anyone else actually.
someone told me this only few days ago, i made a test so i can assure you that it works.

>>153916397
Security that beat your shit here

You weren't talking on the sec channel about an issue, you were being lolrandumb and trying to butt in on anything you could all shift with no real reason other than to be obnoxious to other players and feeling protected by the idea that "this is High RP no one can touch me!"
Running up to push me over for being near your door and almost "tresspassing" took the cake and with battery ontop of illegitimate complaints I could bust your ass for all the dumb shit you'd been saying all shift. Screaming that the arrest was illegal the whole time I didn't see a reason not to give you what you wanted and beat you around too.

If you're going to be shit to everyone don't be suprised when they're all shit back to you. Stick to Hippee if you want to be an ass 4noraisen and have people think you're funny.

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cannot unsee

>>153918107
Go back to hippie/pizza

>>153916397
Oh look its a greytiding shitter who acts nasty to everyone he can because he thinks he can get away with it, and bitches and cries when people act nasty to him back.

>>153916410
>baybie

This one makes me laugh too, considering the fact that /vg/ is the babies of the community.

They despise anything that makes their game moderately hard, or takes them out of the norm/their comfort zone, and scream and cry when they don't get their way.

>>153918645
I think you have /vg/ and TG confused with each other.

>>153918645
what makes this game hard?

>>153918738
When robotics doesn't print my fucking three syringe guns and forces me to cuff disposal them and destroy their worplace whilst they're gone

Stop responding to the salty, perma banned retard.

I want Trinity Prewitt to respond to me on security channel!

>>153918860
I want you and your friends to kill yourselves!

how likely am I too get soca pregnant when I finish inside 3x in one night

>>153919108
Soca is a taco lover in more ways than one.
I doubt you would finish anything in her let alone get near her.

I want pomf123 to deadmin his shitty admins like Soca, rei, Aurx and Pain!

>>153919227
The more she fights the better.

>>153919785
You'll only get yourself beheaded and exported as burrito fillings to USA

DragonBro for headmin!
DragonBro for headmin!
DragonBro for headmin!
DragonBro for headmin!
DragonBro for headmin!

>>153921031
Admin Gestalt for headmin when???

>>153921031
At this point, even Celt's starting to look like a good choice.
What has this world come to?

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>tfw no anime fedora tenchcoat wearing job

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Does having multiple control units inject into the same engine do anything?

REEE

good round

>when u xenoarch and all the sites are half fucked up
>and the miner is showing off all his roid goodies at the end

n-nice haul royce

>>153922182
ahh, fuck me, I'm dumb. My bad, the areas with the little brown circles with whitish lines through them are the dig sites right? I'll keep away from them in the future. Not really sure what I was thinking. Sorry.

>>153922436
desu it's fine man, i doubt you broke anything that was actually important anyways, most of the shit you dug through was fucking trash garden digsites, i'm just shitposting

>>153922092
Yes. It generates 8e^-7 disappointment.

>>153922436
Yeah

>>153922580
That said, if you're hunting war digsites and you find one half destroyed it's soul crushing. Ditto for when one of the maybe 6 large artifacts in the entire world including the roid field, vaults in space, and clown roid.

>>153921445
Fuck off Celt

>>153920054
implying the cartels care if you rape people

Reminder to vote NO PURGE on the poll, it's really close to winning!

>>153921031
>We may lose dragonbro soon

Feels bad

>>153924236
It surely will if you rape the leader's daughter

>>153924346
The purge is happening, you can't stop it either.

Ban everyone and start afresh when

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>>153917949
fucking
toasted

god damn

>>153924502
Sure I can, just have to get enough people to vote no since very few people have actually voted so far.

>>153924502

What exactly does a purge entail

I mean is it just "for [time period] the rules are gone, go full ham"

When is the purge happening again?

>>153927138
Yes, which includes the no-erp rule.
Last purge we had a player have graphic erp sex with the HoS's dog, Sasha.

>>153916397
>Grab my stack of glass
>Stand in front of airlock
>Place 3 windows and screw them
>Cross into whatever
ezpz. Inflatables are for baddies.

>>153927138
It was a really shit time filled with pretty much always someone finally succeeding in loosing the singulo before its parts are spaced, plasma flooding, murderboning idjits, Many shards getting blown like motherfuckers leaving dead apc's all over, the xXx420MLGPROxXx mommi's having the highest K:D ratio, the AI always dying to a card wipe space, the borgs getting blown for stopping harm, harming, existing while someone wants to harm every. single. round.

So pretty much we were all having a fine time being decent people and then this faggot showed up: The Round. All day long.

>>153928028
It was multiple days wasn't it? What an awful idea

>>153928028
I've only been in one round on /vg/ where everyone was tator'd. If that round was anything to go by, purge day is gonna be literally free-for-all DM.

I hope eventually it can settle down into department vs. department at least.

>>153928135
Wasn't it like a weekend or something? I've tried to block it out beyond it was terrible and never again.

>>153928169
It was TDM, and no, it doesn't settle into dept vs dept because there's always that edgy manchild with no sense of honor going nutballs

>>153928169
I imagine some people will try and keep the station running normaly

>>153928169
It's only FFA DM for like the first round, then it turns into inter-department warefare and after that it becomes 'fuck it i'll just try not to die and powergame while the silicons carry on murdering everyone who got tired of murderboning themselves'.

If you want no rules so bad go to goon, they have this every 13th

what the fuck is this game even about, i tried reading about it but didnt understand

i have some questions
-how big are the servers (how many guys are playing at the same time)
-is there character progression
-what is the primary goal
-is the space station eternal or does it restart every now and then

>>153928341
It's an mmofps with persistent space stations

Who is the most underappreciated waifu?

>>153928451
There's a lot but I'm not saying any because being "appreciated" by the thread is pretty much good waifu death

>>153917949
>there are bay players posting in this thread right now

We should burn this cancer

>>153928338
If everyone who wants no rules spontaneously went to goon instead, there'd be almost nobody left on the server.

It's winning by a pretty nice majority.

>>153928531
>not playing more than one server

You know /vg/pride is a joke and you're not seriously meant to sign yourself off to one server?

>>153928295
Medbay and eng were generally down even more cause people are more free to go shit around.

>>153928341
Up to just over 400 during prime time. Around 30 late at night
Yes
Train your stats and increase your skills so you can qualify for better jobs. Better jobs let you contribute more and see more of the action. Remember to not do only that though, everybody needs to chip in to help fix and improve the station or it'll fall apart
It's persistent. If people slack off or a bunch of shitters go on a grief spree shit's fucked until someone puts on their big girl panties and fixes it.

>>153928341
Our server goes from 13 on the morning to 50 something later. Summer and Holidays explode to 80.

No character progression, this is RP, not RPG

The main goal is to survive. Every round has one or many antagonists with objectives, and the rest of the crew can't know who are they.

The station restarts every round.


Never believe the thread, don't believe in all the waifus talk, don't trust the valids talk, don't ask important questions here, don't comment on an ongoing round until it ends. The thread is here only to shitpost for repressed faggots that only think of their imaginary girlfriend (played by a dude) or people who don't play anymore.

Interesting tidbit: Initially, there was a surgical procedure to remove a slimes core, that would leave a unique corpse of the slime.

The slime extractor is therefore powercreep.

>>153928653
fuck off back to TG

>>153928603
>there'd be almost nobody left on the server
I see no problem in that.
Go make your own deathmatch server.

We don't need a "purge" as in the movie, we need a shitterpurge which is the opposite. Shitters out, not shitters in.

>>153928653
I play only vg because its the best of the worst, it could die tomoreow and I wouldn't give a fuck

However it does not excuse playing in servers like bay even more so as an edgy female, kill yourself

>>153929359
panic bunker is on and will be on for the rest of the month

>>153929359
Who are shitters in your opinion?

>>153929497
Panic bunker was permanently disabled by clusterfack and won't be readded until we get raided or something.

>>153929573
In the land of sloth, he with self-merge is king.

>>153928805
>powercreep

/vg/ is idiot-proofed as fuck.

>>153928805
It only made sense if you had an assistant. It's just more busywork when you're already overtaxed just keeping pens cleaned and fed.

>>153929573
Panic bunker?

>>153929573
The panic bunker was already re-added after enough people were convinced it'd never be re-added.

>>153930076
A blanket to bounce off first timers when needed. Instead of joining here the affected would end up on servers like TG. Useful against raids, ban evaders and first timers from /v/ for example. Can be avoided by asking nicely.

Some admins however think that it's evil and unneeded, and that it caps the server which is allegedly already dying.

>>153930717
Clusterfack completely removed it though, it doesn't exist anymore except for a button that claims it toggled it.

>>153930773
>completely removed
>button is still there

hmmm........

>>153930870
It was supposed to be a secret about it being removed, but Celt told everyone thankfully.

>>153930870
Alien dinghy button is also there, anon

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Happily married

>Assistant comes to me for access changes
>Make some changes, want to change their role 'Advanced Assistant'
>oh, wait, that's just an IAA officer.

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>>153930717
>mfw came from /v/ and was never panic bunkered

Is CMO the only head without maint access?

Celt is trying to ruin /vg/, we must remove him permentantly

>>153931534
after so much shitposting it finally happened

>>153931534
I'm glad you guys are living a happy, God-fearing life

>>153931653
The RD and CMO.

>>153931647
>8 on the hairband

>>153931556
I didnt ask to become an advanced assistant.
I asked you for science access so I could telescience in a body before we had to leave, and instead you gave me IAA then went braindead.

>>153931926
I never noticed that

>ask something in department radio
>no response
>someone else says something a few moments later
>every active person in department responds

>>153931534
Literally who?

>>153932283
>every active person, including you
I hate this so much.