/ink/ - Splatoon General

one more time www.strawpoll.me/11134512/
currently it's in favor of drawing

just let /ink/ die, discord is the clear winner and /nintyg/ needs its meal

>>153846418
I want to know why joining /nintyg/ is even a bad thing.
Think about it, from now on there will be no more news to put into this OP. Everything there has been there for a month. There's honestly nothing more we can do here.

>>153846632
agreed, /ink/ is finished, and with /nintyg/ we won't have to put up with the waifufags, we can get them to link the discord where the real splatoon players are.

we don't need /ink/ anymore

i don't think i've ever actually battled with a refurbished mini
are they really that unpopular?

>>153847241
join the discord, we actually play the game so we can tell you exactly what you need to know

>>153847241
I've seen one or two. I think people look at them and assume they'll be shit.

>>153847058
>>153847476
The discord is shit. /nintyg/ can be a new haven that will remain bumped.

>>153847483
how does it compare to the splattershot? i can't really imagine why burst bomb rush would help it

>>153847608
/nintyg/ is shit though.
>>153849260
It has better mobility. That's about it.

dual squelcher a shit

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is pp splatzones gone yet

>>153851886
yes
now enjoy pp turf war

Daily reminder that Marie is canonically best girl

>>153853465
You don't need a Splatfest for that to be true.

>camp rm
hello where are the squads

>>153854540
I'd be up for a squad.

>>153854540
I could join, though I haven't played in a very long time. ID?

>>153849260
Refurbished Mini is a lot better at turfing and a lot worse at splatting than Splattershot, and that makes it... Not very good to say the least. The only reason Zink Mini is good is because its kit makes it work, Refurb is pretty much the closest thing to burst bomb main with sprinkler sub.
However, it's still better than regular Mini with Tentatek's kit. That one just doesn't work at all, white one at least can burst bomb someone to death.

>>153854540
I'd be down

>>153850074
Dual is like zap 85 but not as shit. Custom dual is like stock sploosh that makes sense.
96 a shit tho. Stock 96 is a shit dual, 96 deku is a shit cherry nozzle.

>>153856153
why was the .96 so popular anyway
was it kraken? i haven't seen many lately

>>153858209
2 shot kill from a scary distance. The regular 96 is still common in TW.

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I'd assume the 96 is still one of the top ten most popular weapons.

>>153854540
>>153854743
>>153855310
>>153855941
are we squadding or what?

>>153859941
I'll host in two minutes, lucidium.

>>153860691
Sending a friend request

>>153861797
Added.

Twin squad's up for now, let me know if anyone else wants to join. >>153860691

>>153861945
Sent. But I'll wait until there's enough for a quad. Tris aren't fun.

>>153862528
Gotcha.

Good break at the end there.

I'll be back in a minute

I looked away. Was that a dunk or not?

>>153864454
Yeah, team wipe and a dunk.

Uh, whoops.

>>153860691
Anyone else want to join for the last hour of RM?

Based seeker

>triple kill with a killer wail

Where's the squid pacha when I need it.

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>>153867937
gotchu family

Damn what a win.

Glorious seeker kill on landing there too.

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callie is soft i love her so do you

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Getting chased down by two krakens and a roller when I grabbed the RM

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>>153868015
Perfect.

3/4 squad
join tia, ela, or my pants
pls

>>153870003
*unzips*

>>153870003
fullll

>>153862528
Sorry, doesn't look like we'll get a fourth here, if you're still around. Maybe join >>153870003

Reminder that Marie is best girl

Huh, I never noticed the box up on to the middle containers just outside spawn of pm before. Is that new?

>>153871585
I think it's always been there, for RM at least

>>153871940
Guess I'm just blind.

>>153872035
I know I don't use it much myself

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sure is fun playing splatoon while having a fever

it's not...

ggs, can't believe we lost that last one.

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>>153872776
GGs

I think we could have won if at the end the person who had the RM on our tem reset it instead of trying to push it out

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Isn't that all just on brand unlocks?

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>>153873574
yarp

>>153873574
Yep, and barely even good for dynamo

>>153873574
maybe he was wearing some more impressive gear when he made that post

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I want to die

>>153879843
Go for it.

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>>153879843
We're all gonna. Might as well squad while we can.

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>>153879843
maybe someday...

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It keeps happening.

>>153868093
pls mone kueen cash

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>>153879843

>>153884456
>>153880815
>>153880636
>>153880269
Thanks for the support guys, I have some rope and a broken bottle with me. See ya later /ink/

>>153879843
that image is so big it crashed my computer. considering the simplicity of it, it's probably better to do that on a smaller canvas
it's very cute though so i'm not mad

>>153879843
>8598x6047
Why

>>153846013
still in favor of drawing by a 3 point lead
i think we should go with that then, if we can actually sort that out

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>>153885341
get some more ram boy

>>153885341
>>153885163
I didn't realize it was that big, shit.
That's the default setting for the fucking picture.

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>play for the first time since the final splatfest ended
>very first game I play is half snipers on each team
>also a japanese .96 on the opposing team, ensuring I die every time I come out because japanese latency makes them invincible
Now I remember why I stopped playing in the first place. Most people want to play nothing but snipers, and the latency bullshit from the game being 90% jap population makes even the games without any snipers completely unbearable.

If they make another game and it doesn't have a regional matchmaking option then I may have to pass, because I don't know if I can go through this shit again, even with how much I've enjoyed this game.

Also
>ink mines still hot garbage
Fucking why? All I want is for mines to get a decently faster detonation speed so that it doesn't take an oblivious or completely distracted target to get a splat with. Is it like Smash where content is officially no longer being added but we can still get balance patches, or are we completey cut off now?

>>153886637
i'd suggest playing a few games in different lobbies until you find one with minimal chargers. takes a while, but it's pretty comfy when you find one
i'm not sure if you're talking about ranked or turf though. what rank are your opponents if you're talking about tw?

>>153887078
Playing ranked, I'm in S. It's never comfy for me in S, especially when there's e-liters around(there's almost always e-liters around).

>>153887363
ah, i can see why you're stressed then
i'd suggest playing tw for a bit with a completely different weapon/set of gear. there's no real consequence for losing and generally i find there's less chargers, even when playing with S/S+ people

>>153886449
fuck off

>>153886637
>playing Ranked
I'm glad I'm S+ and never have to touch solo Ranked again. Also, apparently the game will still be receiving balance patches.

>>153887363
>still playing solo
this is your own fault friendo

52 Gal buff when

>>153879843
No offense, but your art is kind of bad. Maybe if you put in some practice you can be as good as BASED ROBYSNAKE

>>153894678
But I like shit, how can I get better at doing shit?

>>153894678
Do not talk shit about based ROBYSNAKE like that. You will never be as rich as him or as handsome as him or as successful as him, or as charming or as lucky as him, or as skilled and talented and good at anal as him.

I want Marie to tease my small penis before kissing me until I cum pathetically

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>>153897214

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>>153897214

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>>153895675
>>153894678
I like it when there's a discussion about Robysnake, the person who hasn't changed their profile since Christmas.

>>153902903
>changing your profile

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Why are there no bomb range up brand? I want to run comeback, ink resistance and haunt at once, but disruptors without bomb range are shit so something has to go for me to not spend millions at Spyke's.
Also, why are there still no dedicated Spyke button on gamepad, like with other shops and Octo Valley? I bet he's the most popular and profitable of them all.

>>153905172
kill yourself

>>153907169
cute sweater

also very nice bottom
i bet she demands callie to spank it

>>153892309
never ever.

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>>153907169
I came here for maries. I can't believe it took this long for someone to post her

>>153909365
I would marie those maries

>>153905754
this is why no one likes you /ink/

join me for late night drunk tw!!
nnid's tiabutt

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happy birthday 9volt

>>153912835
happy bday bare boy

>>153912770
i'll be popping in and out to switch weaps/bathroom btw... i doubt anyone's alive to care but i'll check for requests when i do that

pls no died

>>153916782
i tried

Morning ink

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Best squid

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no die.

>>153923581
/ink/ died a long time ago, discord where it's at, how long will you cling to this rotting husk?
don't you want to play the game, talk about it, have actual game discussion?

>>153924337
Post an invite.

Squad for depot rm later? That's a good one.

If inklings dissolve in water then how do they wash themselves

Will the NX be backwards compatible with WiiU games?

Im interested in splatoon, but am slightly hesitant to buy a whole console if theres a better one coming out soon

>>153927373
I don't think anyone knows, I'd hazard a guess at yes though, seeing as nintendo invested a lot of money into first party games for a fairly small install base on the wii u.

>>153927373
there is no cd drive in the NX's patents, the NX is not backwards compatible with anything.
splatoon is dead and there is no hope for a sequel

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>>153928746
There's no cd drive in the wii u either.

>>153928746
>patents meme
nice, i bet you think it'll have scroll wheel shoulder buttons and 3d too don't you

>>153928746
>splatoon is dead and there is no hope for a sequel

What why

>>153926457
i'll squad with you for that rotation, lemme know when

Will the NX be more powerful than the wiiu

>>153929386
it uses an ARM cpu, they want the mobile market.
so it would be slightly weaker than the wiiu.
but then again, most phones are stronger that the wiiu, so why would you want the NX?

>>153929386
>>153929734
>weaker than the wiiu

Well i guess thats that then, ima buy a wiiu

I only play games at home, if the next console cant offer me a better couch experience than the current console then fuck it

As soon as the wiiu price drops when the nx hits im going to get it, I might not be able to play splatfests, but I hope the online for splatoon wont be too dead

>>153930152
you should get a better PC, the wiiu emulator is already out and the online is thriving, it runs way better than the wiiu.

>>153930467

I have a gtx 980 ti, i7, and 16gb ram


would that be enough for wiiu emulation?

>>153930467
good memes slimy
can we get a video or are you too afraid to show people what a buggy mess the cemu is and how you can't get online

>>153929240
Should be on about three hours from now, I'll just open a twin unless a couple more people show up. lucidium

>>153929734
it uses an ARM cpu, they want the mobile market.

I don't think most people buy devices based on the cpu architecture.

>>153932940
already have you
fair warning, i'm s+ so i'll probably drag in the jap death squads

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How do I carbon and why should I carbon when 52 exists?

>>153938309
retard octolings keeping dead thread alive

>>153929165
He's trolling you

you have been trolled

>>153938893
No he's not, if you'd been here for the last few weeks you'd know about the recent interview with the developers who basically said a sequel is on the backburner indefinitely.

>>153939107
provide a source

>>153939107
Wouldn't it make sense to want people to believe that? They're still selling Splatoon for full price they don't want to call it dead yet.

>>153939164
http://nintendoeverything.com/producer-on-splatoons-future/

>>153939693
Maybe you read a different article to the rest of us?

"[Splatoon was] raised together with the fans who have been playing it, and [Nogami would] like to continue heading in that direction in the future with the utmost care."

>basically said a sequel is on the backburner idefinitely

Pessimistic much?

>>153941628
That's literally devspeak for "Please stay loyal and hopeful until 2019 when we finally remember to make this bitch".

>>153941295
>>153941628
its just his headcannon
>I dont like Splatoon|/ink/ so that means that this game is not going to get a sequel

>>153941628
they said something like that with metroid and that's a long standing franchise they love more than some upstart indie title, and we still have to wait a decade for them to do anything with metroid.

>>153941905
can confirm my wifes son works for nintendo

>>153942042
>Metroid
>Love

Only americans love Metroid.

>>153942196
Why?? Metroid Prime was the shit!

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;_;

I do genuinely feel a bit sad for these kids that got the game recently and will never see a splatfest. Remember the first time the trucks showed up? Exploring the night version of the plaza and the maps?

>>153942601
Remember how fucking boring it got after the first three or four fests? I'm thrilled they're gone.

>>153942601
>the sisters singing and dancing
>new music
>when levels actually matter
>the harmless competition that turn into "I fucking hate the other team" in 3 seconds
I still miss them

>>153942601
>the trucks showed up for a few days
>then they fucking vanished

oh yeah i remember all too well

>epic final boss music in epic final splatfest
The memories are bittersweet.

>>153942691
Oh sure, but dat first time. For the later ones I just got roaring drunk and listened to podcasts, it was good times.

>>153943080
The pokemon splatfest I think I went through an 8th of weed that day playing for blue.

>>153923581
Where did IAMUSORRY go? It says he's been offline for a long time.

>>153937290
>>153932940
I'll join you both if we get a fourth unless you'd really prefer to tri.

>>153944356
b&

I'll be a fourth but I fell to B today

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>>153937290
>>153944478
>>153945038
Alright, full squad's up. Let's dunk some fish.

By the way if the connection drops, feel free to rehost yourself. I've got a janky wireless-powerline-wireless set up at the moment.

>>153945774
efintopdog

>>153938309
step 1: get real close
step 2: bop em

as for why should you, why not? switch things up a bit

>>153946287
Let's twin for a bit.

Say when you show up >>153932940

Why are Octolings so cute?

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>>153947259
they have the best design and are the actual heroes of splatoon, valiantly opposing cap'n cuttlefish's assassin squit in the high-vis vest

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>>153947259
Because they're dumb as bricks and completely helpless.

>>153947717
She's trying her best, okay?!

Damn that S+ on our team was ridiculous.

>>153947475
>octolings stealing the main power source
>they are the heroes
I know that you only want to use their orifices as your own play ground but you are getting a little too delusional there

>>153947475
>heroes
>not on the fucking box art
just go back underground and water hose yourself

>>153947950
They were kinda shoved into underground domes that are slowly falling apart, though.

>>153947717
>she connects 2 shots
I bet she was their strogest soldier

>>153948046
They lost the war that they started, and they faced the consequences.

Imagine octolings with proper ai, would have been amazing.

I am so sorry

I'm terrible at rainmaker

>>153948913
You can leave if you want.

>>153948913
I'm not doing much better, I just hope we don't derank you.

>>153948960
Go back to the nofriendo general.

If the other folks who wanted to squad are around, we're in a twin right now.>>153860691

>com error

Noooo, I was sure that was going to be a dunk.

>again
Sorry, is it just me dropping out? Maybe you should host.

Holy fucking shit we won that last one
>>153950749
Okay

I need to go after a few more

>>153951151
Cool, thanks for sticking around while my connection shat the bed. I'll probably be playing for a while if you come back later.

>>153948290
But what the Inklings did was wrong.

They should have cooperated and shoved both species' poor people and the jellyfish underground.

ggs

ggs buddy I tried but ultimately failed that last run, thanks for putting up with me

>>153952201
To be fair I didn't expect much from you

>>153952201
We had a couple good wins, hopefully we can get a full squad together at some point.

>>153952267
>this salty that other people have fun

Anyone else wanna squad?

>>153954226
If it was anything like the last one, absolutely not.

>>153954281
You could have actual friends if you stopped deliberately being such an ass all the time babt.

>>153954653
Who is that, one of your discord friends?

>>153954831
>denial thrusters engaged

Just go back to ninty and bore them with your bitcoin updates.

What're the recommended slosher abilities? I've never used a bucket before.

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Octarians are baisicallie nazis. Octopodes master race, krill all squids and enslave all jellies, our tanks are best tanks, bop- myriad of inklings with bamboo sticks just zerg rushed them back into their domes. They lived relatively peacefully for some time, inventing all sorts of nicty stuff like antigravity and octolings, then bam, no power left in domes. Solution? Prepare a full-scale invasion on Inkopolis to krill all squids and enslave all jellies, but first we need at least power for tanks. Zapfish are small and have high energy output, and don't have a fatal flaw of needing to be connected to a power grid at all times. But it all was noticed way too early, and an inkling equipped with nothing more than a prototype modular shooter, all-weather outfit and some turf war experience managed to single-tentacly shut the whole octarian army down. It wasn't a very strong army- only five tanks were built out of two dozen planned, unarmored minions were as bad as expected and experimental genetically engineered octolings weren't intelligent enough, which resulted in physically weaker inklings (elite octolings take 4 hits to splat compared to inklings' 3) being able to outsmart them.

>>153955007
Don't be a salty prick anon. Do you want to have a Squad? I promise I won't be disappointed.

>>153955418
Ink recovery
Ink recovery
Ink recovery
Nothing else
Maybe quick respawn
Damage up is useless
Run speed is useless
Swim speed is unnecessary
More ink recovery

>>153955741
nnid?

>>153956076
Fuck, you weren't kidding. How are these things so effective? It feels like I've got about two foot of range.

also
>go to tw to try it out
>squid parties
>squid parties everywhere

>>153955418
Ability to aim.
Unless you're using a Tri-Slosher, then ability to pop a panic bubble.
Unless you're using a Tri-Slosher Nouveau, then ability to think rationally.

i'd squad with you idiots...
add tiabutt

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Post your weapons.

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>>153957176

so then, are we twinning it up?

>>153957248
They call him… The Gardener.

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>>153957375
de- guess so

>>153957248
>using an app when you can just open the webpage
simply epic

>>153957579
aight
i'll host it

This game not having off-screen play is fucking BS.

>>153957590
>opening the webpage when an app is already open

>no weapon with point sensors and inkstrike

>>153957792
Why do you want such a shit kit?

>>153958093
>hit someone with a point sensor
>they are now clearly visible on the map and open to an inkstrike

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>>153957792

>no weapon with beakons and inkzooka

>>153958330
>no weapon with disruptor and bomb rush
On second thought, that might be a good thing.

>sniped by lvl50virgin

ignominious

>>153958489
Put it on Hydra, and it will be Carbon Deco's second coming. Everybody uses it, finds out it doesn't work, it plummets to "used less than h3" category, then sees a mild resurgence for in gimmicky loadouts.

>>153958701
;_;

>>153958330
Think of all the fancy trickshots you can do with that. Plus silent inkzooka activation from spawn. OP as hell.

>>153958489
>japs with infinite disruptors
no fucking thanks

a-ah
i was too hesitant, i think

That dynamo did not like being shot.

ggs
shame we didn't pull a win til the very end (winning that last match feels good man), but i still had fun

Nice, win on the rotation.

>>153961132
ggs, would have been pretty salty if we didn't hold that last one.

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does anyone want to squad up? I love Walleye Warehouse SZ

>>153961629
Sure, but not with you.

>>153961714
me neither

>>153961629
i do too, but moray sz... idk...

>>153961629
moray a shit unless you're a charger, but then you're opinion is invalid so no ty

>>153962017
If you could get a squad full of sub saver suction bombs it'd almost be fun to win by attrition.

>>153961629
I would, but I've been playing for four hours now and I'm kinda too drunk to aim. I'll be a warm body in a fourth spot if a couple other people show up though.

>>153962295
hm, i do enjoy some memeing...
if enough for a quad are interested i suppose i'd be down
i can also ask the discord

>>153963002
Just play with the discord. This deceased thread is a waste of time.

>>153963002

The discord is still alive? I never see anyone post a link to it anymore so I assumed it died off.

>>153964409
nobody really asks, but we can all make invites now
https://discord.gg/R3Q7M

>>153964409
everyone that matters has joined the discord when it was created, we rarely accept more anons to keep us pure of the taint that is /ink/
we might open up again once /ink/ is consumed by /nintyg/, by then all the cancerous anons would have all left, leaving those that actually care about splatoon but got left behind when discord saved us.

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>>153964991
>>153965038

>>153965153
What is this virgin face supposed to imply? The discord is a utopia compared to this place.

>>153967930
So Callie was just in the shower one day and decided to wear a sponge on her head?

>>153968083
>implying she didn't fuck spongebob
>implying that's not actually her son

>>153968083
Precisely.

maintenance?

>>153972521
server shutdown

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>>153972953
DEAD GAME

>>153972953

Atleast it's during a SZ rotation

>>153973416
kill yourself

The fuck do they need to do with the servers at this point?

>>153973912
Close them down.

>>153975529
this

>>153973912
scaling back operations

>>153976096
shit, at this rate the splatoon servers might as well be running on a raspberry pi

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where did /ink/ run off to?

>>153979650
The Octolingfags pushed out all the Squadders and actual discussion.

>>153972521
>>153972953
do they not warn this in advance?

>>153982608
usually they do by a couple of days

>>153982608
They did.

FUCKING LIVE

>>153985496
What for? What more do you want from this General? Why are you here?

>>153985691
i'm not ready for those kinds of questions anon
it's 4am let me live

I want to sage this thread while playing Splatoon as an Inkling

>>153986913
good, at least you're not octofilth

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>S rank is still filled with idiots who won't push the objective when we're losing
How do I keep getting paired with these fucks? I was the only one getting on the tower at all, and the only reason we even got any points.

This is why I can't get into S+. It's not bad enough I have to deal with superior japanese latency all the time, but my team always happens to be drooling retards that can't seem to understand that you need to go for the objective when you're not in the lead.

ok /ink/ i'm gonna go to bed
don't die

>>153989226
Okay, but only if you don't die

>>153987916
I have the same problem. I'm stuck at S rank, I'm always the most effective player on my team (most kills, most objective progress, etc.) I don't understand why people even turn the game on if they just want to be afraid and sit in spawn and they're not even really playing the game. They're just fearing 10 year old Japanese kids on the internet.

>>153987916
You could make the same gif for Rainmaker. Jesus fuck no one picks it up so I wind up stacking swim speed for when I inevitably have to.

>>153972953
Is this over yet? I don't know the rotation but does anyone want to squad?

>>153990573
Current rotation is TC, Dome, Bridge.
Followed by the only map in the game, SZ Museum.

>>153990801
>Followed by the only map in the game, SZ Museum.
Where is my vomiting squid .jpg? When will Rig TC and RM be back to stay?

>>153989226
sleep tight squiddo

>>153989226
sleep tight squiddo

Is anyone awake to squad?

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woomy

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>>153994601
woomy

>>153995270
artist?

>>153994601
Saved.

what's your least favorite weapon to use, squiddos?
mine's the custom splattershot jr

>>153997731
The nozzles maybe.

>>153991205
I know rm rig can be gamed, but why is tc banned?

https://youtu.be/3YtIs4SSKDE

Terrifying. https://youtu.be/qG_fv8Wid8I

>>154004606
When will people realise that the "ears" are not ears but fins and thus are flat and floppy?

>>154004894
I mean, they're not floppy in the concerts either. It's a pretty good costume.

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>never actually got to fight alongside the agents

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>>154008351
but that agents got the squidsisters to perform for you at the end, so they did their best to help you behind the scenes

>>154008759
For real though, they would have been an amazing super special in a horde mode. Popping in to either splat every mook at close range and recover all of your turf, or snipe every larger enemy in the distance.

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>>154008967
You want octarians extinct so bad you want to fight hordes of them? Absolutely disgusting.

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>>154009894
Just wanna play games with them.

>>154004606
That's cute.

>>154008967
With the state of the AI at the time, it probably wouldn't have worked very well.

>>154012401
Yeah, shame it didn't really get developed. I'd love to have a go writing AI for splatoon, it's such an interesting set of interaction loops.

What are squids?

>>154014325
based octolings keeping dead thread alive

>>154008351
when i saw the name of the final boss's music, i was hoping the squid sisters would either be the final boss or they'd actually help in the battle

>>154014206
inferior octopuses

>>154015865
Yeah, when it kicked in I really thought there was going to be an impossible to deflect barrage of fists, but they'd pop out on platforms along side just in time to help. Seemed like an obvious progression of the fight.

That said, it was pretty hype to think I'd reached a triumphant bit where the fight gets easy to win only to realise, nope, it's still all on you.

>>154016717
Don't be a bitch.

>>154019443
syrup filled gummies?

>>154021076
No clue

>>154019443
Man, them moons sure love merching the shit out things.

>>154024709
based octolings keeliterally fucking kill yourself

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>>154024787

>>154026264
nobody cares

>SZ Kelp / Ancho

Not bad. Anyone around?

>>154027250
No, I don't play this game anymore sorry.

>>154002429
I thought it was fixed where you could jump to the center bottom and get a high score? I'm not sure what's wrong with Rig TC. There's other stages that don't get their modes too, but I don't remember them all. Was one of them Mall TC or RM?

>>154030110
I have this written down, but I'm not sure if it's still accurate:
tc port
tc rig
rm rig
rm pit
rm skatepark

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Dammit, my moon isn't powerful enough for this.

>>154030647
Marie is planning to throw Callie into the sea, now that Marie has beaten Callie forever, Marie has the entire squid population on her side.

purge the losers, exile her underground, flood her cell with seawater

Nuts, Marie seems to talk like a slangy dude too so I can't even brute force it through dictionary lookups.

>>153845730
that's a lot of manimanimamnemi

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Well, I'll dump the rest because you can kinda tell what's going on anyway.

>>154030647
I think this page did get translated, but I must have missed saving it. Does anyone else have it?

>>154033382
>>154033557
>>154033723
>>154033891
>>154034056
>>154034195
>>154034195
Fuck off retard

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Last page. There's an author blurb but if you can't read Japanese it's pointless.

>>154036938
Lewd.

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>>154030249
All 5 of those Mode/Map combinations are broken garbage. Good riddance.

>>154038951
What's wrong with TC port?

>>154039161
i wonder the same thing
maybe it has something to do with splash wall spamming? plus the tower goalpoint is on top of a crate, and its kinda hard to reclaim it (to get it to reset faster) after wiping enemies if it's sitting neutral up in the air

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>oh hey some shirts I haven't fully unlocked
>guess I'll fuck around in unranked for a bit
>win match
>bar moves about two pixels

Jesus, I forgot how slow this was in turfwar.

>>154041617
What do you mean, it's way faster now that TW gives you +1000 for a win.

>>154042126
Maybe I wasn't inking enough, it just feels like a ranked win zips through the two first slots almost in one go.

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Is this the worst way to die?

>>154044836
No, that would be being squished by inkbrush.

RM?

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no die.

Don't worry, we can always do Splatoon Saturdays. Get a thread going on weekends for a few squads.

Not going to be much news until they do the next EU tournament.

>>154044957
It happened to me twice. Ask me anything.

>>154049415
ok
how the fuck did you manage that

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>want to start a squad with /ink/
>current map rotation is camp and museum

>camp rm
holy shit where are the squads

>>154051585
kill yourself gamefag

>>154051106
>squibfuckers don't enjoy the best rainmaker map in the game
off yourself

>>154051585
There's been a fair bit of camp rm over the last few days. I'd squad for a bit though if you want.

>>154051585
>>154052207
I'll join in if you need a 4th

>>154052207
truly must be the end of times since it used to be rather somewhat rare
nnid?

>>154052471
lucidium

>>154052530
nice i already have you
wanna twin or find someone for a quad?

>>154052937
We've got three at least >>154052401

Up to you, I don't mind tris but we'll probably rank someone down.

>>154053146
i haven't had much luck the few times i've trisquadded so i'd rather not to prevent deranks

>>154053146
I've got you added, too, and I'm S rank, so I dont need to worry about ranking down, but I would prefer a quad squad just to make it a little more competitive