>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift
Suicide: http://killurself.com/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>not taking your gf to the mall instead of playing dota
>>153744490
But I don't need anything from the mall?
I've always wanted to be a meme.
SAY MY NAME
>go to bed
>rtz is streaming
>wake up
>RTZ is still streaming
what a great day
>>153744614
>having sex with that huge helmet
>there was no racial tension in my country and everyone got along fine
>American media literally spread the idea that blacks are persecuted and all cops are KKK grandmasters
>now have BLM protests in my city
Thanks a lot Americans.
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaTcPBuqspE
>>153745035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwR5IRY2wGg
Hello fellow anime fans!
>>153744490
You can tell by her hands that she's not thick, she's pure fat.
No thanks.
Overwatch looks so shit. Tell me it's not more popular than SC2?
>>153745357
blizzard drones are actually the dumbest fucking people ever and will play anything blizzard puts out
This game is dead
>been crazy as fuck about this red light shining on my window for past week
>thought it was feds spying on me
>turns out it was my TV standby light somehow reflecting in the window
>tfw must be on molly or somethin
This thread is dead
>>153745357
its super fucking boring too. remember jumping with BRs in halo? thats literally all anyone does
Everything is dead
Black, Ice^3 and Nutz in the same team confirmed.
tfw no esports
>>153745628
>Black, Ice^3 and Nutz in the same team confirmed.
who cares about that irrelevant shitters , team jimmy announcement when
ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TIPSY
FATA is officially out of liquid now
how much do 3.7k-4.2k mmr accounts cost?
I just want to try myself at the higher ranks, since I cant get over this fucking hill of asscancer medicroity that I'm at now.
I doubt I'd be able to stand a chance in pubs with avg mmrs in the 5.5k and above, where the pros roam, but I'm pretty certain I could play 500 above of my current or more
>>153745705
why are dotards so spoilt? where are my esports? these lazy pros dont do anything
>>153745773
he's been gone for like 5 days
>>153745357
>Fall for the overwatch meme
>play 8 hours first day
>4 hours next day
>1 hour next week
>don't play at all now
It's just so fucking boring and random, should be a console title.
this thread used to be better when there weren't so many normies and gameshitters
>>153745862
ya that game got really boring fast, i dont think ive ever lost interest in a game that fast before
>>153745791
i recognize that baby ...
>>153745862
Same thing happened to me
so why i do this to you ? if u check my profile u have one simple question why this guy do this to me ? what i do to him so he start do this shit to me ? why this guy never get bored are he is mental challenged and crazy? So the answer yes, i have mental issues thats why i never get bored to do what i do, its like i always smile i dont care about game or shit all what i want its destroy you, destroy ur gameplay, destroy any chance to win game for u, this is my drug. really its like drug, i always happy after doing this, not even happy its ike mental orgasm, its superiour feeling like i got sex or use some drugs its fucking best feeling in the world
>>153745897
then leave, no one will miss you
>>153745790
>3k shitter actually believes this
>faceless
>they all have a face
uh dotards?
>>153746172
I think it's them wishing they didn't have faces
>Flipland happening
RIP Manila Majors
>>153746172
man that looks like a shit team
also why does black have such an infatuation with the chinese?
>the greatest team ever in dota history have publicly shown they are fanboys of EE
Explain it dotards?
>>153746150
I know for a fact I could play at 4k, since im already 3489 atn and have gone up to 3678 before, but then I went on to lose like 8 gmaes in a row. No matter how close I get, I can never break the 3.7k barrieri bet youre not even 3k buddy, its all but confirmed that the only people that shitpost here are the sub 2k shitlords who have Small-MMR syndrome
>>153746172
what the fuck NUTZ is back
>>153745790
You do realise that 3.7-4.2k mmr is no better than 3.2k, right? 3k and 4k are practically the same, just the latter have an inflated ego about it
Holy shit Overwatch looks like garbage for normies.
No wonder every """celebrity""" and attention whore picked it up
>>153746172
Fixed it for you
>>153746294
>im sure im 4k
>the only people who post here are 2k
>every time i start to climb i lose 8 games in a row even though im so much better
>>153746251
because chinese players were the original ricers
>>153746172
>iceiceice will never go back to mid
>he will never stream in english from singapore again
>even if he does it won't be the same
>>153746417
>>every time i start to climb i lose 8 games in a row even though im so much better
No, I said when I hit my highest peak I ended up dropping down to near where I am now and just drift
>>153746491
What happened?
>>153746491
>>he will never stream in english from singapore again
>>even if he does it won't be the same
You realise his new team is a singapore team, meaning he doesnt have to go ChingChong for at least a year and will almost certainly be streaming (once the team is all settled in and theyre doing good with spare time)
>>153746554
nothing happened, he's being a friggin wiener
>>153746417
>Actually and unironically responding to PSG
I want redditards to leave
>>153746508
thats even worse. the fact that you cant even maintain your peak means you are not even as good as your perceived best. you are literally not even as good as 500 lower than what you think you are
you are literally dunning kruger incarnate
>>153746172
>Ban antimage
>Win against Black^
>>153746172
Ummm didn't dotards say Icecubed would never team up with Black^ again???
>>153746647
t. <2k
>>153746417
Look out! He has a bell curve! It has the power to prove whoever posts it right!
>>153746721
that curve is not bell shaped at all
>>153746172
BASED
AS
FUCK
>Art Door stops streaming dota
>loses 5k viewers
>>153746682
>*ban every farm reliant hero
>win against Black^
>>153746554
he went to china
>>153746584
i want to believe lad
>>153746847
Go away Pugna
>>153745862
im still playing
>>153746789
You are wrong though. You just think it's not bell shaped because you are delusional about your knowledge of bell shape.
cucked by overwatch
>>153746402
fixed fix
Enjoying your dying game, dotafags :)) ????
do we hate rtz now
Uhh, dotards?
https://twitter.com/babylonian/status/771956657207336961
Why aren't you playing Zet, thedead warden
>pick slark
>win
Dotuuuuurds?I was playing slark before 4 was cool tho
>>153747416
who
>>153747416
literally who senpai
>>153747437
because icefrog hates me so he ruins all my favorite heroes
>>153746172
What the FUCK?
Is this REAL?
>running down mid and feeding
1000 something games and this is the first time I've seen someone do it. Is it a sign of autism?
>>153746172
what language will they communicate in? serious
>>153747782
No, someones just having a bad day and instead of going into a killing spree, say, at a cinema, they feed mid. Be lucky its only that.
>pick sniper
>luna insists on going mid
>No thats an awful idea
>STFU NOOB
>dies 6 times
>entire enemy team rotates to kill me (solo top)
>die
>game lost
Overwatch looks fun
>rtz quitting dota for competitive Overwatch
I can't believe it, but at the same time it makes sense.
>>153747936
OW won't even make it in e sports senpai.
>>153747936
Yeah no I'm not doing that
Next 7 decides what I'll do in the future
>>153747416
>who's the real winner
the guy that doesn't look like a transvestite
>>153747936
>competitive Overwatch
ROFL good one mate
>>153747416
>PAX East, the ultimate LoL-shilling con
What else is new?
>>153747437
literally just buy shadow blade instead of blink now so the enemy has to spend monney on dust to kill the tempest double.
Problem solved
>>153746840
when will /d2g/ have /sp/ tier memes?
>>153748014
Is this the most attractive male of the League of Legends community?
>>153748142
this euro had some good shit
>wraith KING
>labeled as a support
YOU CANT AND I REPEAT YOU CANT MAKE THAT SHIT UP
>>153747936
>competitive Overwatch
Doesn't that game have an integrated aimbot or something?
Doesn't sound very competitive.
>>153748289
>things that trigger lolbabs
How do you feel about Wisdom, dotards? I don't know what to think.
>>153748331
it's a great game though, arteezy is playing it
pmsl just bet on a basketball friendly WHERE ARE THE DOTA GAMES I NEED TO BET
W T B
T
B
Is Artour still living with his parents? Fucker is rich despite not winning anything relevant
>open twitch
>both arteezy and sheever streaming Overwatch
So is it kosher now?
>wake up
>rtz's plating overwatch
did anyone else buy the mirana statue?
>>153748868
is it time for Korea posting
>>153747887
>pick sniper
what did you expect to happen?
It's over boys
What am i gonna do with my life now?
>>153748951
its always time for korea posting
>>153748289
it can be used in lower rank games
>great early stun
>free vlads
>good initiator if the enemy surrounds and kills the wk
DOTARDS BTFO
>>153747416
who's he referring to even
>>153749245
why do I have a feeling that this will be the most upboated thread on dota reddit?
>>153749374
Peter " Bonjwa " Dager
>>153749245
literally who is this and why does he matter?
>>153747792
>implying dota needs more communication than pings
>>153749245
As the French say, sauvage.
>>153747792
english
why is disraptor so good?
>>153749245
1. We don't know who he is.
2. He looks like a queer.
>Overwatch dead already
Didn't take long desu, barely more popular than Destiny and thats console only
>Miracle will never rescue hook you
;_;
Why is there no surrender button in normal play
I want to just be able to end a game when we're clearly fucked
>>153750130
Right click the enemy fountain.
Repeat when you respawn.
It will end soon enough. If you sit at your fountain, you are alive and the enemy will be hesitant to push.
>>153750243
I don't want to get reported to death and end up low priority
>>153749984
Glimpse + Kinetic field + Ult is an automatic kill to any hero that doesnt have bkb
Even glipse works wonders on its own
>>153750130
It's a game design issue if the game doesn't end itself quickly after it is definitely over.
A surrender button would also just lead to people bickering over it all the time instead of playing. Your 2k shitter ass doesn't know when a game is over anyway.
>>153749467
>Aui still that high despite being irrelevant since year ago
HOW????
>WAKE UP
>NO 6.89
>NO KING WHO IS A MONKEY
Looking for a coach to give me pointers for 1 or 2 games, giving a set to whoever coaches. 4k MMR or higher
>>153747416
>video boy at @polygon
I hope there's no "funny" youtuber talking over this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
>• anime liker •
LOL
>>153750608
whats unkel skrooke do when his chainberg is full? is he die?
>Wake up
>Still no heroes balance patch
Dotards...?
>>153750634
I'm bored anyway, what steamid?
>>153750812
Kanadra, picture of a dragon
>Alex Garfield left EG
>zai sumail fear left
>Sadboys.gg registered to PPDad
>uni and ppd still with EG because they need to attend PAX for EG
>ppd retweets Zai stream
Are you ready for Sadboys org?
Which heroes let me be a fucking retard and get away with it?
>>153750904
slark, alternatively huskar assuming you are capable of building armlet at a decent time
>>153750904
slark and timber
>>153750904
husk, axe, underlord, centaur, almost anything tanky as fuck or with a purge
>>153750904
Techies
>I WASN'T OUT OF POSITION, IT WAS ALL BUT AN EXPLOSIVE SUICIDAL RUSE
Bonuspoints for having your teammates abandon before 10 minutes just to not have to deal with you.
Otherwise, Furion.
Anyone else notice that slavs are replaced with turkroaches in every game now? What happened?
THIS IS THE MAN YOU ENTRUST WITH BALANCE PATCHES
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/53988387/scenarios
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/53988387/scenarios
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/53988387/scenarios
STUPID DOTURDS
>>153751609
The turks conquered the slavs?
>>153751634
What do you think Icefrog's MMR is?
overwatch isfun
it replaced hearthstone for me as a casual thing for when doto is too stressful
>>153751870
>getting stressed out from DOTA 2
I mean what
>>153750130
there is, click out to the dashboard and hit leave game then abandon game
>>153751951
Not him but
>Play more than 3-4 matches
>No matter if I won all of them or lost all of them I'm still too nervous to play a 5th because I'm scared of losing
>miracle dives to 4
>dies
>"lmao 9k trash" "this guy won a major LUL"
is twitch chat the love child of 4chan and reddit?
>>153752126
Take the games for a learning experience, not a win-loss experience.
hi dotards i uninstalled like 10 months ago and only watched TI since but i have nothign else to do so im back
cann you tell me who are currently /OUR GUYS/ so i dont get confused? thanks
>>153750879
>Alex Garfield left EG
he left EG like two years ago when he joined twtich, he sold GGA to them
>>153751854
some pro said he used to be around 4K but nowhe doesn't play anymore because valve fired him, he works on a P2W mobile game now
>>153752214
but the numbers anon
>>153752309
What about them? Just what the anon said, just take it easy, enjoy the game and try to learn something new
who /SUICIDE WATCH/ here?
>watch BananaSlammaJamma
>he says to get better just first pick your hero and watch pros play them
>i first pick it
>i get coutnered
>my team pciks shit like jungle or 2 melee supports or greedy picks vs drow and almost every single had pre 20min raxes
am i getting magically better by doing this or what i dont get this meme
>You get a 3 stack on your team
>They all play badly
>They all go to different lanes
>Drow goes 1 4 4 1
>>153752135
Twitch chat is high-speed shitposting. There is no effort put into the shitposts and thus the beauty and art of it is lost
The only way to get pseudo(You)s in twitch chat is to spam your shitty meme nonstop until some other retard miss takes it ad the hottest new twitch meme and starts spamming it themselves.
How is Miracle so fucking good? Like how can he play every hero and perform like a fucking god on all of them?
>>153752629
whats wrong with that drow build
>>153752629
thats a pretty standard build for drow anon
>>153752126
>>153752214
>>153752309
>>153752374
>expecting anime posters not to be autistic
>>153752608
>watch BananaDogshitstainslammaJamma
>lose
Why are all of my carries today buying linkens instead of bkb.
Is this a new trend I'm not aware of.
>>153752716
>>153752753
16% movespeed slow is not enough to permakite anything
Precision aura only double the effect from level 1 to 4, without any benefits
>>153752879
the whole point of drow is to win your lanes with precision aura
just dont pick viper if you want to le slow eveyrone, that is not what the hero is about
>>153752796
people are slowly realising how fucking bad lifesteal is so they look for regen without wasting a whole fucking slot so you dont take damage from jungle
hence all the vlads and linkens
bfury on other heroes should make a comback too i guess
also kunkka being the most op hero and linkens being the only counter outside of bkb
>>153749182
He's just a less mobile and higher utility spirit breaker
Requesting qop pic with aghs between tits, pls deliver anons I wanna make a shirt with it
>>153752608
>banana"shadow blade is bad on slark but he builds it every game anyways"slamjamma
There's nothing wrong with first picking, in fact since opponents are more likely to hard counter you, you can learn how to deal with it, if you just last-pick you never get to feel the pain train.
>never had friends in my life even online
>forever 3k
im sad and wanna die
>tfw you will never kiss Sheever
why
even
live
>>153753621
are you me? I've been around 3k mmr for 2k ranked games.
>>153753621
could be worse, imagine having MagE- in 15% of your games.
>tfw people pay for boosts instead of receiving them for free
>>153753968
>Tfw picking Faceless Void is literally always a +25 for you when you offlane it
>>153747439
>some retard instalocks slark
>loses
this happens in every single fucking game, literally kill yourself retards, fucking hell it makes me mad
>>153753968
>tfw people post picture for ant
>>153753791
literally how
>>153754598
idk
post yfw your jungle LC buys lifesteal
How does normal mode matchmaking work?
dotards?
>You'll get better if you play against people way better than you than if you play against people of a similar level
Is this true?
someone flame me and maybe give me pointers as to why im bad
>>153755161
Yes
>>153755161
as long as the other team's collective skill level is not too far from your team.
>>153755036
'money changes people'
>>153755161
No
You just learn how to die a lot
>>153755281
What about when everyone is on a similar footing except from one guy who is a lot better?
>>153755036
>>153755168
stop playing sups until you reach 4k
>>153751854
Implying that a person with intellectual capabilities of Icefrog would unironically consider to waste his time on playing this shit game
>>153753448
Literally me.
>>153755765
If he's playing on USE he shouldn't stop playing cores until at least 5.5k
>quit dota 2 over a month ago because I thought I'm addicted
>now I spend my time on 4chan , reddit and youtube, random forums
dota 2 was only a symptom after all
our guy : arteezy
reddit incarnate : miracle
>>153752975
16 means somebody can just run away
At 32%, you can chase.
Literally 2 points, and the enemy can't run away properly.
According to Blitz, rtc doesn't browse reddit
Now how do we get our boy to browse d2g
Suki da.
>>153757113
>how do we got artour to browse the gulag
he does tho? check his twitter and you will see he tweeted 8.5 aka MOMMYMILK
threads dead as fuck
oy! bresh mead :-DDD
>>153757461
Yeah, what happened? Where is everybody??
Miracle has some serious reddit tier taste in music
rtz is literally our guy.
>>153754970
what do you mean
>>153757647
>double question mark NEETing
fuck OFF
>>153757647
Im not home
>>153757553
wheres his benis :-DDDDD
>>153757676
Does your invisible MMR go up and down by match wins and losses?
>>153757737
yes
>every chink team just disbanded including Wings
my sides
>>153757792
There's no way to judge where you are though?
>>153757839
being dropped by the org and disbanding are two different things
>>153754528
superior musculature ((thourought time0))
>>153757846
open up dotabuff and it will tell you what average your games are
normal skill is like sub 2.7k
high skill is 2.7k-3.2k
very high is 3.2k+
something like that I forget the numbers but they're from valve themselves
Dota is objectively a ____ game.
>>153755161
i spent like 2 years in 3k base and then started playing with friends at 4k, 4.5k, and 5k, and now i'm 4k after a couple weeks
thanks dota two
Whats the best position 1 carry for taking towers?
>>153757969video
>>153758109
Terrorblade
>pro still believe Black^ is good meme
rip iceiceice
>>153758192
and icex3 is good? lmao?!
>>153757957
oh its 3.7k+ for very high
high is 3.2-3.7k
normal is below that
>>153758256
hes a tier 1 player
black is dogshit, washed up and out of form
>>153758109
Tinker
GOD i wish arteezy was streaming again
im getting withdrawal symptoms
>>153758347
icex3 throws games like no tommorow
>>153758109
me :3
>>153758109
Lina
>>153758109
pugna
>>153758443
is this supposed to help the dogshit black^ case ?
please do name anything he won in 2016
>>153758109Leoric
>>153758659
my heart...
>>153758256
>>153758834
hey!
>>153758834
Bok!
daily reminder that this is still relevant
what's his name again?
Tell me the freshiest memebuild to pubstomb 4k's right now
>>153759545
bloodstone medusa
>We're officially "Team Fortress 2" tier now
I'm surprised it took Valve as long as it did tbqh
>>153759545
Pretty much whatever items you want onZet, the Arc Warden
>>153759595
t. papech
>>153759597
who gives a shit?
>implying there's a story
I want some fallout stuff next
>>153759448
Cr1t "fuck nigger" Nielsen
>>153759696
>picking zet after .88d
lmao
>>153759448
sh1t
you think they'll get the melee rax sometime today?
>>153759829
Lol, how hard do you think he got nerfed? Cuz it was not as hard as you think
>>153759829
>I'm a shitter that can't avoid feeding a long range summon with a short expiry time
zet is only bad if you are desu
Hey this "Miracle" guy is pretty good!
>This fucking Miracle game.
>>153759829
dumb pedoNEET
>>153758347
>iceiceice is a tier 1 player
He's been shit since early 2015
will he buy another rapier?
FOUR RAPIERS
>>153760525
He'd lose dmg if he did
eul's is a pretty nice item
>>153757876
>>153757839
Did the org run off with the money or did the players do it?
Also nice
>Dota dies in china
>Dota dies in white countries
>Can't sell hats anymore
Nice
Is clinkz pos 1 or 3?
>>153760991
can they even sell the warhammer chest in china?
>Miracle's stream has twice as many viewers as RTZ normally does
uhhh dotards?
>>153759597
>>153759759
you're missing the fucking point
once you start selling out for hats is when the real shit begins
we've already started the apocalypse of immortal particle-fuck hats with a billion effects and auras and icons and animations with fake rarity attached to them
imagine that with sellout crossover hats
imagine as people start competing for NEW FAR CRY(TM) 5 AUTHENTIC MALAY SOLDIER GEAR FOR WINDRUSHER -- NOW INCLUDES CUSTOM BOW PARTICLE EFFECTS FOR .50CAL BULLET CUSTOM "GUN"(TM)
fuck this fucking hat shit fuck god fucking damn it
>>153761157
>rtz yesterday got 20k
>memeracle can't get 2k
>>153760397
Whos that in the webm
>>153761157
Miracle is good at soloqueue, RTZ is a fucking retard.
>you will never marry miracle and live happily ever after
What did he mean by this?
>>153761294
MIracle almost has 40k you retard
>>153759759
What?
I never said anything about a story. This has nothing to do with a "story." It's about maintaining a cohesive artstyle in the game and not having a bunch of other assets come in from other games that clash with the existing style like what happened with TF2
>>153761338
pull the trigger faggot.
>>153761294
(you)
>>153761343
son of a whore
is MIracle's stream cropped wrong or is it just me?
BOUNTY WITH THE FUCKING BLADEMAIL
Holy shit the plays.
>>153761343
earth spirit is a son of a whore
I'll take teenagecore over niggercore any day of the week desu.
rtzcucks need not apply
how long until reddit makes a thread about ebin :--DDDD miracle game
>>153761760
Can you fuckers stop mentioning reddit at every minute? Please thanks.
>miracle is good
classic result from a TI loser
who the hell still listens to metal in 2016?
>>153761760
why do you care about reddit?
>>153761896
>weeb criticising someone else's entertainment choices
el
oh
el
>that shitty ending.
really Miracle senpai.
>>153761896
>this
>metal
Oh my FUCKing god. Please die.
>>153761760
That's pretty much what this thread is about
>>153762006
Because they just do wanna be like us and I hate them.
>>153761896
>animeshitter
>arab stack loses
>just like they lose every war
pottery
prepare your blade mails on bounty hunter
>>153762102
kys
>>153761896
She has nice collarbones :3
>>153761896
kys senpai
>>153761760
how long until a contrarian makes a post how he's too good for everything for le ebin :--DDDD (You)s
>>153746251
Because no one wants to play with him anywhere else.
>>153762065
people think if there are like 16th note kicks its immediately metal
meracle just literally dropped 25k viewers no way he wasn't botting
andddd he lost
>miracle
>not listening to chillstep
uh????
What itembuild should I be using on TA? Whatever godawful build I'm using seems to deal no damage and lose the game.
>>153757839
The reason why every single chinese team is "disbanding" is because they want more time to form teams
It's far better for teams to drop all players instead of keeping a couple to form a team. This way your options aren't limited by the couple of players you're stuck with because you didn't drop them. Essentially you still have five players to form a team around or can go in a completely different direction.
Players are still in negotiation this is just giving team owners more time.
>>153760991
Valve plays directly to players, don't know of chinese laws but I'm sure if a player didn't want to give part of his cut to an ORG he can just tell them to fuck off. Probably be blacklisted by the rest of chinese orgs tho.
>>153761896
>>153762254
>>153762281
bunch of sissy faggots
>>153762379
Phase > deso > blink > yasha/bkb > mkb/daed
>>153762348
the stream went offline for like 1 minute idiot
>>153761157
>miracle streams on a saturday during euro and NA times
>rtz streams on friday night prime time for NA only
gee I wonder what it means
>>153761760
>look at me hating popular player
>pls notice what a special unique snowflake I am XD
>muh 9k mmr
>muh honeypot lans
>choke at TI
>disband
>>153762543
>purposefully ignores 2 major wins.
Kill yourself /pol/ autist.
>>153762281
Who is this qt?
>>153762679
>posting anime
>not recognizing that qt
Literally kys yourself senpie.
>>153762379
try reading the game and stop being a shitter
Reminder GG boots Tinker, despite having <1% build rate, has a 71% winrate, which rivals Divine Rapier at 74%.
>>153761896
POST MMR GRINDING METAL TUNES TO SCARE OFF THE WEEBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc0EhFEvs60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGQr5Fq2lM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT86_ShMKHU
I guess miracle neededa miracle
https://m.imgur.com/a/pidIZ
What did Poopey mean by this
D E A D
E
A
D
>>153755168
you won 4 ranked placement matches in a row and you calibrated 3700mmr
T H R E A D
H
R
E
A
D
A
>>153762669
>honeypots which cost him TI, the Only Thing That Matters
neck yourself lelouch
>he's an EUcuck still triggered by based britbros
>>153755168
Your friendid is showing doturd.
>Calling GG before the game is over
>Calling GG before the game is over in a game with incredible skill difference on each team (5k-2k stack on each side)
/vg/ stacks are fun :^)
>>153762669
>2 honeypots win
reminder that resolution earned more than n0brain after one (1) second place (2nd) finish at TI6
I dislike communication but I enjoy playing DotA 2.
What role should I play to maximize my capabilities while refusing to talk more than occasionally pinging the enemy hero that I'll probably will attack soon?
>>153763598
chen
>>153763598
Your role is co-op vs bots.
>>153761289
>>153761416
Hats are literally the only thing preventing Valve from dropping Dota2, though.
>>153763598
sounds like a mid to me
Say
My
Name
>>153763598
try 101
>ALLAHU ACKBAR TECHIES
>>153763907
cucked daddy nobrain
>>153763598
just go play league or something else pls
>>153763846
>mid
>refuse to ask for help when youre getting buttfucked by the enemy support/roamer
>refuse to ask for wards/sentries
>refuse to coordinate your ganks
>refuse to ask for2 tango pls
>>153763907
h0neylans
>>153763907
How do i build a filter for this one? pls help
>>153763907
bitchtits h0neylans
>>153764161
it goes without saying that it sounds like a 2k mid you fucking retarded nigger kill yourself
so did miracle leave OG because he had one of those angst ?
Has miracles Amphetamine Holiday already started to wane?
*sniff*
AAAhhh!
>Rtz is back on twitch after not streaming there for so long
>outviewed by miracle the next day
https://m.imgur.com/a/pidIZ Kuroky was a piece of shit confirmed. Artour is good guy.
>>153762939
is this real?
>>153764589
>non human manlets
When will they learn?
>>153764524
what do lina's feet smell like?
>>153763814
There's nothing wrong with hats when they look good, suit the character for which they are intended, and maintain the overall aesthetic of the game.
Dota2, however, appears to be walking the same path that TF2 did with respect to its cosmetic items. At first they were mostly simple items that fit the characters and overall style of the game. Then they start going overboard by bringing in items that tie-in to other games, which completely clashes with the original style. Also, in order to distinguish new items from the ever-increasing inventory, they have to give new items a bunch of ugly particle effects and stupid "ULTRA OMEGA LEGENDARY LIMITED EDITION" rarity classifications.
It's just too much. It made TF2 look ridiculous after a while, and I fear that Dota2 is going in the same direction.
>>153764631
Yes. Real logs from right after they lost TI.
>>153762850
these would actually be alright if they didn't have the angry shouting men
be reminded that twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves
>>153764573
his music is less annoying
>>153764713
Yes. But the people buy cosmetics because they want to show off, that means hats are going to become more and more flashy and ridiculous over time or else people are going to gradually lose interest in them.
Basically all that Valve needs to do to keep this game "alive" is keeping the players interested in in hats by making hats gradually more flashy.
>warhammer chest
>there are no sets with skulls
>there are no bulky sets for armour oriented heroes
>instead there are garbage dwarf, ork, and fucking vampire sets
I want Luna to sit on my face.
>miracles awful taste in music
as expected of EU
>>153765318
what do YOU like anon?
>>153765196
Did this make it in?
>>153765318
I really hope you are not american, the irony would be too much for 4chan to handle and would probably kill the site for days.
Reminder: Niggermusic is not music
>>153765383
>NNNNNNNOOOOOOoooooooo~ i can't defend my shit taste
>y-y-y-you go
the lowest form of the control of damage
>>153765196
>skulls
>dota 2
You have to think of the china anon
>>153765454
yes
>>153765454
Yea, only in a different colour set.
Personally, I'd replace that weapon with the Immortal.
>>153765471
All he did was ask what you like. That wasn't damage control.
>>153765318
so the anti-EU posters were niggers all along
makes sense
>the union of yuropeon cuckolds in charge of music
>>153765471
that is one smug baby
>>153765471
I don't like the majority of what miracle listens to, I am genuinely curious what someone who is willing to openly critics someone else's music choices likes.
>>153765557
>>153765462
>>153765542
>>153765383
>>153765318
>>153765618
>>153765582
>if you don't like awful shit music for women you're a nigger
that truly wew'd my lads
>>153765542
It's Leb, don't expect him to have anything resembling neurons.
>>153746383
not him, but you obviously haven't played in that bracket.
People below 3.2k mmr literally believe that it's the mid's duty to gank and they laugh at you if you request a gank.
>>153745790
3.3k to 3.6k is literally a black hole of a cesspool. Average joes everywhere.
Glad I left that shit place
>Americans
>Linken Park and rap
>Europeans
>Classical music
cant make this shit up senpai
>>153765383
Well played.
You will NEVER,
N-E-V-E-R
get a direct answer to that question from that guy, because he knows that no matter what he says will be greentexted and reaction imaged to death.
It's easy to call someone else's taste shit without putting your own taste out there for judgment.
>he can't stand the heat on /mu/
>so he stays on his shitskin containment general and never ventures out
wew
FREE MMR?
>>153765827
>the heat of /mu/mblr
had a good laugh
https://twitter.com/Slotherina/status/767542955431301120
Are we sure it's w33?
>he likes things that are shit
>He has LITERALLY no defense for it and can ONLY post "w-what do you like"
>>153765905
>reee normies like something it's the bogeyman
i forgot there's a lot of autistic NEETs here who unironcally listen to anime OSTs
the lowest form of life
See, this is what happens when a couple newbies go on and reply to Lebanon.
Now he will be sperging out of control for hours.
Fucking autism. Children like this should be shot at birth.
>>153765909
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/95/Spir_ability_charge_18.mp3
>>153765653
>still hasn't posted a single track
let me show you how easy it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CNQjTtVRl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwR5IRY2wGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Y20q0P6eU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv9NSR-2DwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5z4LV7dCY
your turn
>>153765981
i don't think you understood my post at all friend
feel free to report me for having hurt your feelings though
>EU still listens to dubstep
>>153765892
yeah he's actually a pretty good hero
>>153766086
>>153766093
You two are the noobs referenced in this post >>153766040
>>153766093
>I'm mad Normies bully me on /mu/
top wew friend
>giving a shit about something totally subjective on an anonymous imageboard
What are you guys 12? Nobody gives a shit about your music "taste". It's completely subjective and pointless to compete with each other.
so lads how hard was cancer warden nerfed by that stealth patch?
>>153766324
>false equivalency is the only way i can defend my taste for shitty things
haven't seen this one in a while, often people don't raise the white flag
>>153766324
>What are you guys 12
taste in race subjective yet we have /pol/...
>>153766324
bet u browse leddit
>>153764693
fire
>playing shit hero
>Play shit music
>>153766324
>my taste in websites are subjective so i browse r/dota2
neo-gulag
why is neo2g so SHIT
>>153766324
you sound like one of those fags who play on nintendo and console shit from /v/
go there
>>153766916
normies
dead thread
>>153767014
>REEE Normies get out muh sekret club for gigalosers lyke me
"No"
so what streamer has objectively "good" music then?
>>153767112
ixmike
>pick fagnus
>Lose
@153767083
>it's a normie gets triggered when called out on making 4chan worse
rofl
>>153766301
>he fell for the lebanon self reply double bait
yeah, don't even know if I'm getting baited right now
>everyone is Lebanese and pulling the strings
>>153767112
zai
>>153745790
Wanna know secrets to getting out of "the trench" if you fail to naturally get better by playing games with an "What did I do wrong" attitude, instead of the "What did my team do wrong" one?
Two things.
>Game awareness
Map awareness is also a part of this. Start practising actually thinking in your games, instead of just playing without thinking, in a way you always do.
Assume things. Assume that a jungle legion will normally get her dagger at 7-9 mins, so you know when to start playing safe. Assume that if the mid laner is midding, aswell as the offlaner, they might be coming to gank you, so you should go farm jungle. Assume that if you start pushing a tower, you're gonna force tps. And after a while you start to see what actions lead to what, so instead of assuming, you're predicting.
>Morale
This is what some people skip, because every game becomes draining. You could be playing at the top of your game, but if your team is shit, you'll lose. So make sure your team has good morale. Whatever it takes, pool them tangos, give them lanewards, if they start to fight, make them feel like they're actually the best etc. You don't even have to play that well, if you make your team happy. And don't do it in passive aggressive way where you treat them like children.
reminder bulba will play with miracle and laugh at us straight to the bank
admit it dotards you lost
>>153766527
>>153766796
>>153766627
>>153767009
Actually that was my first post in this shit thread today. At this point I'm sure you're baiting because false equivalence has absolutely nothing to do with my post or the context of my post.
I'm pretty sure the ribbitors have left at this point after the image posting and the fact that there are no esports on.
Were arguing like retards between ourselves about something so fucking trivial. If you want to jerk your e-peen off with your "supeliol taste" go make a fucking account on some site and amass points or whatever you need to make yourself feel good about waking up at 2pm every day with no goals in life.
>>153766563
>/pol/ is one person
no the place is full of garbage now why would ever take it seriously.
Thanks for the FREE fucking yous boys.
>>153767112
I would if was a dota streamer
>>153767112
There's no objectively good music. If ur a normie, you like normie music. Nothing wrong with having simple tastes, if you don't want anything more
#153767472
>All these words from one giga triggered pleb
Does anybody else enjoy falseflagging as a redditor in /d2g/ just to get (You)s?
>>153767583
of course there is thats why review sites exist
>>153767472
>haha theyre just redditors if they disagreed
>haha I was just baiting (you)s
Newfag noname normie reddit etc.
Arguing about everything about everything has always been the /d2g/ way.
It's important to fight about music tastes, because everyone knows that weeb shit and memerap makes you objectively better at dota.
Also bashing normies/redditors is also an important part of /d2g/
If you don't like it, go to reddit, I'm sure you'll find likeminded "Taste is objective" opinions there
yep one more example that weebs are retarded and have shit taste
It's official
Miracles Adderall honeymoon is over.
>>153767765
Well, now that I think about it, you could argue that some music is bad, if they never try to evolve, play with their music styles and expectations etc.
So normie music
>>153767792
hello? normie redditors get out?
>>153767804
S-SEAN?
W-WHERE IS IT SEAN?
>>153767583
if theres no objectively good music then why is there objectively bad music?
checkmate dotards
>>153767112
Eternal Weaboo
>>153768113
there isnt
>>153768113
That's like saying there's objectively bad food, eventhough every food is made to fit someones taste
>inb4 some food made out of shit as a meme
>>153768227
>Unironically clicking CP
>>153768295
indian food tho
>>153767790
No you've got it wrong. Anonymous imageboards are not the place to discuss music taste when the taste cannot be attached to a person. Your taste is worthless if you are not a person within the context of the conversation. Your opinions carry no value if they have no person to back them up.
So if you want to talk about taste go ahead put on a trip and jerk your big fat epeen all over this thread.
The objectively best taste in music for a Dota 2 stream is none at all but instead having the streamer talk about their decisions in real time as they are making plays.
I think you're forgetting the fact that there are minimal redditors on here right now. This place has managed to scare them off for a little bit until the next big tournament. There is evidence for this simple fact why do choose to deny it.
>>153768227
just go to any beach babies run around with no underwear on all the time
>Somebody picks Meepo
>He does amazingly well and keeps up the pace
>He builds Blink
>Doesn't leverage it at all
>Lose game
>>153768227
>clicking a honeypot webm
expect the fbi knocking on your door anytime now kid
>>153768227
Theres publicly allowed 'cp' if you google a bit and know what to search for
>openly admitting you like shit things
>Shibbolething your taste in anime OSTs by posting anime reaction images
what did the absolute madman mean by this
>>153768295
>He thinks there isn't shit and good food
Found a flyover
t. /ck/
>>153768570
Cartoon CP is illegal in many countries
>>153768754
Im talking about 3d stuff, you fuck
nth for Jark
can someone explain to me WHAT exactly was so easy for rtz?
it def wants winning lans or having a stable team i mean what was so easy?
>>153768545
which items build up to blink?
>>153768930
thirdies man
When will they learn
>>153768939
getting subs
>>153768754
some nudists posts images of their camps online and that's not illegal, it's only illegal if it's of a sexual nature. i don't remember the test exactly but the supreme court ruled on it and put down a test.
you can google "pure naturism" or something like that and find stuff that's perfectly legal. it's probably monitored by a couple of government agencies though. i'm just happy that i'm into milfs and not a degenerate.
Guys guys, what if Midasworked on buildings?
>>153769142
haha dude that would be like...... woah
Who is this AL HABIBA guy that Miracle is playing with who keeps picking meme heroes like Pudge and Techies?
>d2g is basically a thread of flyovers
now I get it
>finished mr robot
>miracle still in the same game
tf is goin on?
>>153769360
>finished my normie series of the year
ITT: Lebanon
>>153768295
But there is objectively shit food, such as tv dinner or whatever you americans call the premade trash you just put in the microwave to avoid cooking a meal when you come home from work
You can argue that it serves a purpose but as food it's shit
>>153768939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6JE8DrC1M
>>153769428
until the expanse comes I have nothing to watch
Three games to calibration
Holding out for sub 1k
who is the US version of Ramsey in dota 2 pro scene preferably a captain.
only one I can think off as of recently is PPD since EG looks like they are always obeying what PPD wants them to do
>>153769481
you can watch some anime
>>153769360
>tv show based on a tulpa
nice
>>153769631
I'm really far behind on DiU and I'm too lazy to catch up
>post more awoo
>>153769626
CLAN_IRAQ
>animeNEETs triggered by mr. robot for some reason
>>153769868
more like mr. reddit
>miracle watches anime
>succumbs to the fate of all animeshitters, to choke when it matters (at TI)
>the fate cemented back when EE was cucked out of winning TI by being kicked by alliance
What is this Lebanon meme?
>>153769710
just finish jojo
start watching
Mob psycho 100
ReLIFE
ReZero
>>153770112
Anybody at Pax wanna trade plushes from the Valve booth? I've got a Brewmaster.
>>153770112
Valve outsourced their shills to middle eastern companies
twitch.
tv/kaypikefashion
She's doing a Lina bodypaint.
hey family i know i havent posted in very long but i took some breaks from my diet etc
anyway here it is as of today
my dietist said that now its time to transition into not a weight loss oriented diet becuase my body needs to regenerate blah blah
feeling great recently started to accept party invites and such, will prolly start a proper workout to go even lower
>>153769301
Why is sheever so perfect?
>>153770580
shee's got nice boobs
>>153770654
91 lbs? Is that in yuropoor units?
low 5k player genocide when?
>>153770850
kgs
the numbers showed weekly progress until obviously the last one that is from like 3 or 4 months
>Phoenix against CK KOTL.
>He dies twice.
>Abandons.
>>153770239
>a pedoNEET is recommending Socially Acceptable Anime
what a weird world we live in
>>153770580
I wonder what the guy in her background looks like
>>153769631
>>153770239
No /d2g/ carry to support?
>>153770580
Those are broad shoulders
>>153771218
he's a chad and he's gonna bang her after the stream
and he doesn't play dota or know who lina is
>>153771493
neither does she
>>153771493
>so ignorant that he isnt aware of the biggest esport event in the world
lmao what a fucking lOSER
>be weaver
>enemy underlord uses pit of malice
>shukuchi away just in time
>phew.jpg
>accidentally miss-click and step into pit
I deserved this.
>>153771352
no I'm the /d2g/ carry who you will support
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this folder
>>153772204dump it
>>153772280
it was a fun time
>yfw Omniknight is Trump
>>153772119
Ohh, i mistook you for somebody else then, im sorry.. But if you wanna play, we can in a day or two when i get back home..
>>153772737
welcome to a year ago
>>153772737
>almost no one voted for him in the arcana vote
yep, just like trump
Guys guys, what if Invokerwas a cute girl?
>>153773023
>welcome to a year ago
I'm in luck because I only started playing approximately a week ago :^)
>>153773175
>playing
>being a literal gameshitter
>>153773175
>gamies
>>153772737
>tfw no steadfast omni GF
Why live
>work hard to get a lead over 20 minutes
>enemy smoke ganks (an event that is entirely random) and kills one of your cores
>you lose
lol
>tfw not european
>>153773862
i want to give tom a high five
>didn't play for months
>didn't play ranked for 1 year (6k)
>easy wins in unranked all over the place while randoming every time
It's like people are not improving at all, the majority of players are still clueless and bad.
>>153772737
>Highest winrate across all brackets
>People still unironically think he's not the best choice
Hmm...
>>153747273
Well Played!
>>153769626
Misery
>>153771213
>Reeee:Zero
>Socially Acceptable Anime
Would you lick her armpits?
>nominate slark for ban
>he doesn't get banned
>enemy first picks him
What's the counterplay to this?
What itembuild should I be using on TA? Whatever godawful build I'm using seems to deal no damage and lose the game.
>>153774540
how is this dota related
>>153774584
stop playing TA perhaps
>12 years old niece is asking for anime recommendations and websites with figs to order
Should I also tell her to play some Dotes?
>>153774584
treads dragon lance blink deso crit? i dont understand how you can deal no damage as ta, what build are you using?
>>153774571
>what is AM, Morph, PL, TB and other heroes who can easily deal with Slark
But since you are trench shitter you'd feed him anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>153774782
A shitty one, hence why I want a new one.
>>153774927
post your build
shouldn't there be an option to join the post game chat channel if there's an option to join the regional one?
also whomever said kotl was a good support was good for grinding mmr thank you
>>153774927
ta Is as straightforward as you can get, you decide between PT or phase, balance itemslots between wand, aquila, tp, bottle, mini deso orb and raindrops to your liking, either rush blink or deso, decide if bkb is a must have, decide if manta can suplement it, decide if dragonlance/hurricane pike can add to your survivability/dmg output on top of blink OR in replacement of blink (maybe blink, hurricane and manta is enough stats and mobility to keep you alive so you wont have to rely on long cd bkb or costly charges), and then on top of that its mkb/bfly/crit/aegis slot.
pretty much as basic as it gets, assuming you have a basic dota 2 understanding.
>>153774389
JoJos you fool
>>153775083
If you wanted to rejoin the post game chat you wouldn't have left in the first place and you cant accidentally leave it because that button is out of the way
Hey /d2g/,
Does anybody know if your chat messages still get sent if you have all chat muted? It now says "Chat is muted" whenever you type something.
We don't see a lot of strangers around here
>>153774663
tell her to get a fucking life and stop being a pathetic virgin
>Play Alch
>Be in midgame
>Hit creep wave
>+1k gold
>Hit another creepwave +1k gold
>Clear jungle +1.5k gold
Jesus
How the fuck do you get less than 800GPM with this hero. Is it even physically possible?
>last 4 games is 1 win 2 losses.
>dat FORCED 50.
>no kaipi games
>no sing strim
>>153775623
nice drank fountain you got there in your bar
our guy Brian is live
>>153775623
>there will NEVER be another community like BW/WC3 custom maps
>>153775834
>thats 3 games not 4
>thinking any small sized sample bears any kind of significance
no wonder you're a shitter if you're that stupid
>>153776049
lemonade?
>>153772204
What if the crowd could touch the holograms next TI?
>>153776349
adelaide
>>153775623
why dont people make any custom rpg games on Source 2? You've got so much power to it.
Imagine Life of a Peasant with dota 2
at least stop using RPG Maker
>tfw you STILL do not know if they could see the holograms or not
>>153776505
>tfw this is a meme but it actually isnt a meme for you
i will never know
>>153776502
imagine haunted house adventures with silencer
you could retexture him to make him look like a priest
The crowd were all holograms.
The real question is if the holograms could see at all.
>>153770661
Isn't that the slut who walked off once with that indian dude?
>>153776502
because hammer is an obtuse piece of shit barely anyone wants to touch and valve hasn't even put an effort to make a tutorial for
>>153776662
Where were you when the holograms could see the crowd?
>Dota 2 cheaters
lmao
ayo gurl
>>153776502
No wall tiles by default
Hammer is a piece of shit
Hammer 2 is still a piece of shit
So much shit you have to create in a 3D editor to even get anywhere, I.E >>153776724 >>153775623
the fucking walls. The tables, The fences
Source mods already looks like shit, and 3D person showcases all the horrible hard edges that goes everywhere in Hammer stuff.
Simply put: You need to import shit to get anything done, and that a literal sin.
>>153777028
>MMR abusing
>not cheating
lmao kid
>>153777269
fun fact: 100% made inside hammer
maybe you need to git gud
>>153777391
>Spend hours getting a shit tool to work
>With no real community or ways to distribute anything
>gitgudlol
???
So is Arc Warden less cancer now that Tempest Double can't just be mindlessly suicided every 20 seconds?
>>153777538
if you are not comfortable with using hammer you are free to use any other 3d program. You can even import from UE or Unity if you know how to
please push faster, afk
>>153777638
Yeah pretty muchunless the player is legitimately very good at zet then he's barely any different and will still fist your anus
>>153775153
mini deso orb is the worst item in the game.
>>153777689
Importing from Unity, Unreal or even 3DMAX doesn't really solve all the weaknesses it has when you do tiling and materials.
I get that the 3D community is used to have horrible tools to do a complicated job. But the goal of Hammer 2.0 should at the least to be better than World Edit.
>>153777826
>I cannot into cheap value items to fill item slots early game management
thrust me, once you get a hang of it your early game will never be the same on any hero
>>153776724
somewhat unrelated, i recall a map where there was one killer and four or five or something people that had to hide from the killer, there were different floors to the building and if you survived for a certain amount of time you could escape and win, you had some abilities that did some stuff too, probably a pretty shitty map now that i think about it but it was fun at the time
>tfw there will never again be maps where you just fuck around like the riddle maps or the maps where you have to rmk if you do even the minutest of things wrong
>>153777921
yeah, psycho killer or something
>>153777852
tiling is for kids, real maps are handmade
>>153777638
There wasn't really a point in doing that anyway unless you had kill potential, in which case it wasn't mindless. You will MAYBE feed a scout double once or twice in a game when it gets caught while invisible. It's not that big of a deal.
>>153778016
Good tiling: You just create the blocks
Hand made: Spend hours per vertex, then per face, unwrapping, and then a lot of time setting up the material.
>>153777920
just get a memedrop
-2 armor when everyone has less than 90 damage? wowo
>>153778159
SAVAGE
>>153778159
There are plenty of heroes that do lots of physical damage in the early game, look at lycan, TB or drow
>>153776502
>why dont people make any custom rpg games on Source 2? You've got so much power to it.
>
>Imagine Life of a Peasant with dota 2
>
>at least stop using RPG Maker
The momentum is gone and your new generation is brainless and completely not creative. All you can make is a bunch of dumb MeMEsXD.
>>153777826
What is it again... +9% damage?
At the least it stacks with meld, but its not great unless somebody has radically low armor.
I want to make a scifi themed map, but I don't know where to get the necessary textures for steel ramps, concrete walls and the like
>>153778159
you dont get it, 100% of ta's dmg is physichall, and her entire farm speed is a direct result of her dmg.
a minideso is the difference between spending 3-4 refractions on your first ancient stack and not 4-5, its the difference between a kill or not, and NOT TO MENTION, you will want to build deso in 75% of your games anyways, so why wouldnt you want it on ta? yes, raindrops is good but TA is one of the few heroes that you can argue that its worth making space for, either by not going wand, not having raindrop or not having a tp on you 24/7,since most of your farming revolves around ancients, mid and jungle unless you rotate lanes for whatever reasons( assuming your item build is something like boots, bottle, wraith band/aquila, tp/raindropp/wand/minideso, and yes, I really should look up the name for that thing again).
>>153778159
>when everyone has less than 90 dmg
you do realise we're talking about TA right?
>>153777826
>mini deso orb is the worst item in the game.
That would be ring of shitquila which is both badmedallion AND badmemedrop
What's pitlord supposed to do?
Every game i see him he just feeds and provides atrophy, like a walking totem.
this fucking sellout I swear to god
>>153778743
>What's pitlord supposed to do?
Bad ElderTitan
>>153778743
Somebody hits a disable
Pitlord follows with Level 4 Firestorm
And then stacks the disable with Pit. Most likely half of the enemy heroes HP is gone from Firestorm alone.
Then Pitlord is a useless piece of shit afterwards.
>>153778743
He's suppose to build survivability items.
>>153778790
>that fear pic in the ack
>>153778743
>build vanguard
>build mek or pipe
>have someone else on team build mek or pipe depending on what you got
>???
>5man push
>>153778743
>What's pitlord supposed to do?
He was pretty good back then 10 years ago when everyone pushed each other.
Has an item ever been nerfed as hard as Abyssal Blade?
>divine rapier gold for +10 damage
>Nier Automata preorder will give you new PA set + Japanese announcer
Y/N?
>>153779412
>Bash procs for a shitton of damage
>Easy build up
>BKB piercing reliable stun
nah mate it was buffed
>>153779412
>breaking news
>icefrog hates 2008 riced out carry meta
The madman hates carries, and by extension hates luxury carry items.
>>153779412
>Basher used to be the cheapest raw damage item without a gimmick
>Abyssal used to be the 2nd strongest +damage item in the game
>MKB used to be as good as Daedlus for damage
>>153779584
>bash proc for a shit ton of damage
On average it gives about +20 damage per hit for melee heroes
>easy build up
No damage items, into another no damage item, into a BIG no damage item
>BKB piercing reliable stun
BKB is fucking trash
Like phase boots + 2 casual point boosters gives abyssal a run for its money.
If Pitlord gets a soul ring, the enemy's lane is over. While Omniknight and Bane can also do this, they also can not be position 3s.
Bane cannot push, cannot farm, and can barely teamfight. He can easily become a huge liability.
Omniknight's abilities fall off harder than Underlord's. Flat values on Purification, small radius on Degen Aura, and his other two abilities are purgable.
>>153779831
>anon actually watched a slut painting herself for hours to get a armpit shot
>>153779584
Its shit as a lategame item which is supposed to be because it costs 6.4k fucking gold, it was only nerfed because the iceFRAUD wanted to make vanguard more viable and the introduction of echo sabre
>>153779796
>BKB is fucking trash
this was my captcha, makes sense really
>>153779952
>buying BKB the BadLotusOrb
LotusOrb even poops hard on Abyssal too lol
Post game is fun.One of the guys threw the game by walking in circles for ten minutes
>>153746172
I think Black^ is cute.
>>153779412
It's not even a nerf for most heroes. Almost nobody who built abyssal blade needed it for the damage.
>>153779928
>You are out of Position
>Bane Nightmares you for a 4 second disable
Enemy moves into good position
Stack disables
You are dead
Then again, if this is 3k, that might not happen
>>153776502
custom rpg games exist you dolts
just nobody plays them because they don't really have replay value
LOAP was fucking garbage
>>153779928
Pit Lord can't get farm early because he needs levels to not eat shit from enemy heroes in the lane and to actually get farm.
He is literally "just walk away", the hero no matter how farmed.
He is is a worse ElderTitan in every respect.
>>153780319
What does that have to do with bane being unable to do anything against a team that just pushes as 5?
>>153779524
oh man, pc is getting automata
niiiice, guess i missed out on all the shitposting
>>153779412
its better as a sixth slot item, but building out of vanguard makes it fantastic on certain agi heroes, mainly PA and AM.
>>153780574
NEVER EVER
>>153776502
Waredit was braindead easy to pickup and play with, even a child could make a map. Dota2 editor is obtuse as fuck.
Also games die out fast. I dunno if its a lack of players or a shitty lobby system but getting a full game of anything besides dota 10v10 is impossible.
>Fluff got married before you did
>>153780809
it WAS* better as sixth slot item whopps
>>153780868
is this the first married gay couple in dota?
when are sing and theeban getting theirs?
>>153780868
threesome marriages exist?
>>153780809
The damage block doesn't really do anything for PA, whereas it helps AM with pushing because he can just facetank towers.
>>153779584
>BKB piercing reliable stun
that didn't change
>easy build up
No damage
>bash procs for a shitton
So it has 25% chance to deal the damage it used to, nice
>>153781112
the dmgblock isnt that impressive, but the bonus hp and substainability sure is, since it allows you to rush deso either before or afterwards.
>>153781237
>easy build up
>No damage
yeah i too am a devout follower of crystalis pt MoM rush on any carry I play ^.^
>>153781316
You shouldn't be spending 6k fucking gold for "survivability/sustain" before you get real items
>>153781517
>You shouldn't be spending 6k fucking gold for "survivability/sustain" before you get real items
according to who?
oh, and define 'real items'
looking forward to your next reply btw
>>153774872
Fuck you noob. I never feed.
>>153781316
I was talking about basher that deals 0 damage and has trash buildup for A 2700 gold item
Vanguard is nothing amazing but it's *alright*
>^.^
end yourself
>>153781716
>dying on AM
>ever
wew fucking lad these kids are so fucking bad
Why are alchemist and timbersaw the only heroes with "combat regeneration"? That is to say, getting back relevant amounts of HP in combat through passive means instead of life leech. Why aren't there any items that provide equivalent amounts of regen?
I calibrated at 2.4k mmr gulag and i want to get out, at least reach to 3k. Problem is, since everyone instapicks carries i pick supports because i know even if i pick a core first my team will pick cores anyway and no one will ever get farm. Despite explaining why diffusal blade would be better against enemy Omni to our Void for example, he still goes Maelstrom and tells me that diffusal is a shit item on Void.
tl;dr me ooga team booga and how do i get out of 2k. Need help
>People still buy vlads on AM
literally for what purpose
>>153781831
Yeah I died two times because they had cancerous Skill King/Master Blaster Jew with their point and click stuns while a fuckign Slark spent the whole game trying to kill me give me a fucking break kid.
>>153782008
Because the gulag always talks about how good Arteezy is and his AM in game guide says to buy vlads.
>>153781736
vanguard was considered shit because it was a 'dead end item'
it now builds into a core item for many melee dps carries
do you really need any more explanation beyond that?
>^.^
incase it was unclear i was trying to imply that you're a fucking retard sorry for the overly sublety I keep forgetting where I am.
>>153781986
play carry anyways and just solo carry games
you can do that in ur shit bracket
go jungle if they take the lanes, mute everybody and just play your own game
>>153782183
love how you pick parts of my posts to reply then call me a retard
absolutely
love
it
>>153782183
yeah GO BACK TO RIBBIT LOL KIDDO REKT XDD
>>153781986
Just afk cliff jungle as Drow.
ONE LESS DARK CONSPIRACY
>>153781986
if youre farming with some other carry just learn to last hit better than them and they just won't get any farm and then they will realize that you are better at last hitting and therefore the better player so they will let you farm the lane.
>>153781986
Just keep playing support or whatver you want, if you're doing a good job you'll climb and get out eventually
>>153782725
>do that
>get pinged to shit
>penopt (you)
or
>feeds
>>153781986
Pick a non-stop fighting hero to "support" your team like Spirit Breaker. You dictate the pace of the game, get kills, and fuck everyone up.
>>153782296
Im not picking shit apart you literally state that vanguard and basher is lamo meh tier lol wtf are pros even doing buying it xD tier beacause its 'meh' and doesnt give damage, and now youre crying because I called you a retard for making such statements.
explain to me how i'm 'picking you apart'.
>>153782864
thats perfect
>feeds the enemy team early
>they over extend an die giving you some hyper gold injections
>now you can tempo control your team to victory because they're tilted as shit after dying while ahead.
>>153781986
I honestly have no idea how to help you, my mmr has litterally never been below 4.5 k.
why are you so mad dotards?
>>153783372
>no ahri
kys
THE /d2g/ TINKER BUILD
>Bottle
>Wind Lace
>Aether Lens
>BoTs
>Soul Ring
>Blink Dagger
>Eul's Scepter
>Guardian Greaves
>Aghanim's Scepter
I call it "Mr. I have 7 slots"
>>153780868
>I will wait for that moment in the future, when you are all at your happiest, and it's in that moment I will slaughter you.
Why is Linkens core on Morphling?
>>153783939
fluff's blog really took a turn for the worst after he got dropped from complexity
>>153769456
>you americans
???
It is also not shit food.
It serves someones preferences, which are cheap and/or easy to prepare.
>>153768381
>no you got it wrong
>Let me tell you why you shouldn't do this thing /d2g/ has been doing for a long time, and is something that's part of it's identity
stopped reading there, noname
>>153784070
It's situational unlike before.
People figured out you can just meme and go straight into eblade or get yasha first -> into eblade.
Or you can go into manta or some shit. It all depends really.
Linkens is literally only good if theres like a disruptor, kunkka, lion, etc on the enemy team.
You're better off going manta eblade skadi and any luxury of your choice.
>you channel your inner clan_iraq and get a new awareness
>that BKB and Linken's are motherly coo items, and that Lotus Orb is the optimal alternative
Praise be to the C-God
>>153784070
gives him everything he needs
>strength
>agi
>int
>mana&health regen
>spellblock which works great on an illusive slippery hero
>>153784070
Same reason it's core on some Weaver/Void builds
People haven't figured out a better regen item
It also gives pure stats and removes the only way a splitpushing morph dies.
If you know how not to overextend and you're consistent with your bottle control/replica uptime, you dont need it
>he fed a Invoker mid
>>153784904
>He fed a lastpick Meepo mid
WHY
ARE
WE
SO
FUCKING
DEAD
STOP
LIVING
NORMIES
LIVES
AND
COME
BACK
>>153745142
poo in loo?
>>153746682
>>153746840
>forgetting black mid invoker
>forgetting black faceless void
in his /vici/ days he was considered the best carry in the world. I hope he has success again, I want Ogre-posting to come back in full force.
>>153785105
>wanting normies back
fuck
off
>>153785205
normies > neets
Remember when TA had slightly more range than melee heroes at level 1?
Since melee is 150 range now and TA's attack range wasn't changed in the same patch (still 140) she now has LESS range than melee heroes. She will of course get more range when you level her passive, but I still think this is unintended and makes 0 sense. How can a throwing attack have less range than melee?
>>153785305
mathematically wrong
>>153785305
>regulars (nonames) > regulars (think theyre celebs) > weekly/mothly visitors (not up to all the memes) > reddit/other sites > memespammers > normies > /pol/
>>153785512
Literally who cares about TA
>>153759759
>who gives a shit about the game becoming TF2: The MOBA
Hi Rebbit!
How many hours until RTZ strim
>>153785747
>becoming
It's been Hats: The Game ever since chests started to have more than a single item in them.
Remember color schemes?
Remember when sets had to follow the heros lore?
Remember when legendaries ment something, since they were the only items with custom effects?
Remember armory space?
Why is there no way to zoom the camera out? It's impossible to see shit. It's fucking 2016.
>>153786106
>lolrefugee or HoNtrash
OUT
>>153786057
I remember when rares actually meant something.
I finally calibrated
I want to kill myself
Watched so many videos, read so many guides, I know exactly what I should do in every scenario. But I still fucking suck.
>>153786179
Not him but it is obnoxious even if I'm used to it.
>>153786207
Honestly since i'm not a dumb poorfag, I prefered it when chests gave an item and sets were bought from valve store.
Having cosmetics meant something and getting drops did too.
>>153786057
I remember when Ursa's alpine cowboy set caused an uproar so Valve actually removed it. The idea of something like that happening today sounds ridiculously implausible.
It's actually how Valve creeped on their old values of design and quality and how the game literally began to whore itself out. And everyone supports it lmao. Voice this opinion anywhere else and you'll get flamed for "caring too much" or "whining," especially on /d2reddit/.
The game is objectively becoming more and more shit, with immortals that COMPLETELY change the visual effect of spells, item icons, spell icons, etc. Like how isn't this game-breaking? How far have we come?
>muh ebin RTZstack
>muh allstar team
Enjoy those Honeypots kiddos, we're in it for the long haul
>>153786383
Don't worry anon! You will get better!
Just keep trying!
>>153786525
there should be an option that you click "disable cosmetics" so while you're playing you always have all heroes on default and default map, default UI , etc
>>153786383
How many hours do you have in Dota?
Also did you start to calibrate as soon as you could.
I can tell you, that when you have 1-low5k mmr, the worst thing you can do is worry about mmr and grind it, since you're trash anyways.
Just
A. Have fun and never get good
B. Focus on actually getting good, instead of trying to get high mmr, since high mmr=good player is not true at all.
If you know what type of heroes to play, you'll know when you can just get to your next mmr milestone without too much effort.
And I'm not talking only about mechanics like last hitting and ability casting. Learn map awareness, game awareness, predict enemies movements, test how far you can extend, what you can get away with. And never play without thinking if you wanna learn. Always think "Why am I doing this, why is no one here, why IS someone here?"
>he isn't posting on based /sp/
>hes cucked into inferior digital sports because he is destroyed by the autoshibbolether flags and identified as a thirdie
>>153786567
can't wait for artshitzy to get BTFO'd once and for all when Peter's rekindled EG rises, stronger and harder than ever bfore
>>153786383
how many hours you have
>>153786383
>1.1k
You have to be consistently massive fundamental mistakes to be this bad.
Also watching videos/guides are shite compared to analysing your own replays.
>irl friend has 2k hours and is 1k mmr
>mfw listening to his ooga booga stories whenever we meet up
>>153786179
More like somebody who has played literally any RTS. Dota has a bad enough reputation as it is without people insinuating any complaint come from people who play other assfaggots.
>>153786756
425
>>153786383
>EVEN AFTER MMR INFLATION HE'S STILL THIS FUCKING LOW
MY
GOD
YOU LITERALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NEGATIVE MMR BACK IN THE ORIGINAL DAYS OF MMR
>>153786792
>tfw have some 2k IRL friends
>they try to talk to me about dota like anything they say is correct
>just go along eventhough I'd like to sperg out at them like I do online
>>153786383
at this point I'd just transfer all cosmetics that you give a fuck about and start a new dota2 account
unless you get REAL GOOD as in carrying 9/10 games solo you'll be sub 2k mmr in another 500 hours and even an account level service will think twice before taking your money
>>153786873
Is that steam hours or actual hours in dota games? Either way that's really a tiny amount. The 1000 hours to become competent is usually accurate.
Remember that bots are only good for practicing mechanics like last hitting and hero control
>>153786694
let's be realistic that'll never happen
What I really really want Valve to do is just allow people to "buy" the game, i.e., pay to disable cosmetics.
I'd fucking kill for a hatless game, sweet lord, would instantly make this game good again.
when is this SLUT gonna paint her TITS
>>153786873
Don't worry about ranked.
Having 0-4k mmr is worthless and all it's gonna bring you is suffering when you try to grind.
Just play for fun for like 1-2k hours, trying to get better, not get more MMR.
MMR means nothing before you have like 5.5k, so don't worry, just learn and play dota, there's no shortcut to getting good, just play literally thousands of games
>>153786914
MMR inflates as a result of expansion. The top end would vary wildly over time while the bottom would be moved by relatively small amounts.
Unless you're implicating there were no game-running shitters when ranked first came out, which I know is false.
>>153787037
>41 days to be decent at the game
what a game it is when you think about it
>>153787223
>professional players who have tens of thousands of hours in-game are decried as terrible on d2g
Reminder that Dota would be a better game if ranked was never a thing.
It's like adding dungeon finder to WoW. If people had to actually talk to people/get recommended for inhouses, you wouldn't get as many shitters and toxic shitstains in your games.
>lose a million games in a row because i keep picking support
>"ALRIGHT SELF, NO MORE SUPPORT, ITS TIME TO MID OR FEED. YOU'VE GOT MMR TO RECOVER"
>go 22-2 on shadow friend
>"fuck yea, back to 4k i go"
>next game
>forget and pick support again
FUCK
>>153787102
Honestly I'm sort of weirdly glad I ranked that low
I want to enjoy games and I know that if I was higher then there'd consistently be people better than me, I'd rather be on a level playing field with the other shitters like myself.
I;M JUST SO FUCKING BORED
WHEN IS THE NEXT LAN
WHEN ARE WE GETTING A DATE / LOCATION FOR THE FUCKING FALL MAJOR
WHEN ARE THESE FUCKING PLAYERS GOING TO STOP BEING UTTER FUCKING RETARDS AND ANNOUNCE THEIR TEAMS / ORGS
FUCKING HELL FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO
>>153787443
Just adjust your hero pool to "supports" like Visage, Shadow Demon and Riki
>>153782183
vanguard was considered shit because it stopped being useful 20 minutes in
>>153785562
yeah so there is no way to distinguish normies and neets if theyre posting classic d2g memes under anonymous. However normies are usually less stuck up than neets and hold conversation better without sperging out over non issues.
t. semineet
>>153787745
your mother stopped being useful 20 mins in
:^)))
>>153787656
Everything will be revealed like 1 day before full roster lock fäm, get out of the basement once in a while, you're too into this game
>>153787656
you can kill yourself until sept 18
Why is damage block applied before armor?
>>153787771
fuck off normie
>>153787745
... and because you couldnt do anything with it apart form getting a crimson guard?
or, in simpler terms, a dead end item?
like...
the words I actually used?
dead end?
I mean thanks for literally repeating what I just said without adding anything to it I guess I shouldnt trashtalk someone for agreeing with me sorry about that anon.
>>153787948
fuck off shithead
>>153787948
>>153787985
both of you fuck off
>>153788036
not them but i think you should fuck off as well
>>153787771
You can distinguish normies by their polite normietalk and bad taste
>>153787423
Dota would be a better game if it had an actual ranking system. Even when you improve, you're still stuck playing against the same shitters for HUNDREDS of games. HUNDREDS of hours of unsatisfying gaming experience, whether you play ranked or unranked, because they are exactly the same outside of one having a visible numbers.
>>153787948
>>153787985
>>153788036
not anybody but I think you should all fuck off and fuck my nuts
>>153787656
shut up and grind matchmaking points like a good little valvecuck
>>153788070
>>153788036
>>153787985
>>153787948
>>153787818
Now THIS is what /d2g/ is about, normies
>>153788070
>not them but
fuck off
>>153788110
and their complete lack of anything interesting about them
>>153788252
>le reddit meme arrows
fuck off
>>153788110
>>153788268
t. neets with a superiority complex for some reason even though they also lack anything interesting about themselves as well and exhibit bad taste in almost all scenarios
>>153787973
>dead end item
>even though you could upgrade it into something else
uhhh
>>153788318
>>153788268
>>153788252
>>153788249
>>153788241
>>153788236
>>153788128
>>153788110
>>153788070
>>153788036
>>153787985
>>153787973
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>>153787841
>>153787818
>>153787803
>>153787792
>>153787771
>>153787745
>>153787713
>>153787656
>>153787505
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>>153787423
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>>153786525
>>153786394
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>>153786383
fuck off
>>153788386
spotted the normie
>>153788456
i think you should really fuck off right now
ww@ semineets
>>153788402
>into something else
>into something else that..
>into something else that you... dont... want?
yeah thats a pretty good definition of 'dead end' anon.
>>153788386
fuck
off
my cuckolding girlfriend
>>153788456
>40 (You)s
>>153788542
you fuck off
>>153788386
>hey, thread!
>stop being what you've always been, thread!
Yeah I dunno, you're making it really look like you came from another site
>>153773042
>most primary votes in GOP history
>polling better than Clinton despite media and sample bias
Is it generally recognized that the "boys" team will be C9?
>>153788802
fuck off
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?
FISSURE DOESN'T BLOCK CREEPS? IS THIS A FUCKING BUG?
will there be another artour stream today?
yesterday was quite enjoyable
>>153747439Playing slark is never coolfaget