Competitive is LIVE edition
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>The 16 Percenter Club
http://amomentincrime.com
[ep*c hana song post]
Tracer!
PS4 Faggots BTFOI'm one of them
xrd for mei is a shit waifu
It's a start
clown9
Jamison Fawkes!
newest ep of frem freq up...she's NOT happy with the slender female bodies in overwatch.
I got 2817, how bad is that?
>>153617009
>play mercy on eichenwald
>I'm on fire, 1v1 their 76 twice and tracer once
>I get potg on both defense and attack
the tears in allchat were incredible
>LOSE
>WIN
>LOSE
>WIN
Can I break the forced 50?
>>153617114
If she's not happy with slender bodies, hope she at least praised Widowmaker's phat butt.
nth for placement match butterflies
>>153617114
People still care about this tard?
>Genji
>Cowardly
>Deformed
>Annoying
>Throws shitty caltrops at people
>Ugly green color
>Hanzo
>Brave
>Handsome and masculine
>Stoic and composed
>Fires logs from his bow that can headshot someone from a continent away
>Dignified respectable color
Why do people think Genji is the better Shimada again?
Reminder that the end justifies the means, and if you have to change your waifu forever to save her, you must do it.
>>153617176
One minute of torture.
>>153616565
You know you are hurting the advancements in graphics by playing a console?
I ask that you fucking die.
>>153617114
Can't you let me pretend that this garbage doesn't exist?
>>153617114
That's fair. A lot of men don't want Zarya to sit on their faces. People are entitled to their wrong opinions.
HEALER MAINS BEWARE, LUCIO AND MERCY STILL PLACING IN THE SHIT TIERS, FIX DID NOTHING. I REPEAT, FIX DID NOTHING.
>>153617176
It moves too fluidly and slowly, as if her ass was made of jello.
This has been the most useless general I have ever been a part of. Outside of memes you guys are awful
>crying like children over everything
>no actual competitive discussion outside of copy pasting reddit posts
>HIV positive healsluts
>only entertainment is the standard waifufag that is in every general
Goodbye /owg/ you have been surprisingly useless for a video game general
>>153617176
I have the feeling that the animator of this trash has never seen a woman's ass in real life before.
This is almost as bad as an animator 'trying' to do a walking animation.
>>153617006
Me too.
That aside, can any Xbox fag confirm if a) the aim assist was fixed b) if we have 60 tick or whatever servers now?
Is the knockback turned up super high?
I keep pushing people like twice as far
>>153617114
>thinking fem freq is in any way relevant to anything
>Get on Illios
>other team's ching chong ice cream truck covers 75% of the that one fuckhuge control point with the hole in the middle
who thought this was a good idea
>>153617114
>expects soldiers and combat fighters of the worlds most elite organization to be unfit
I already knew she was retarded, I was born with my umbilical around my neck retarded, but I keep being amazed at her.
>>153617340
This. Widowmaker's ass is supposed to be super-tight and fit.
Cutest and best pairing
>>153617352
You can't have useful conversation about something that's not useful in the first place.
>>153616980
Yes
mei ult is almost twice as big
why
>>153617339
I don't understand, Lucio still heals everyone
Still has a rad ultimate
Still has a rad push
Still has some of the best mobility
It's Zenyatta, my new favorite character that I fear for..
>>153617469
Chill out
>>153617405
>>Get on Illios
If you don't auto-quit games that start on Illios, you have shit tastes in maps.
>friends go offline
>decide to try out the McCree aim practice thing I hear about in /owg/
>set up 6 Ana's on headshot only
>find it funny when all six of them running around
>realize my stun doesn't work
>wonder if Hog's hook works
>switch to Hog and start hooking all these Ana's
>put cooldowns to 0% so can just keep doing it
>suddenly start getting hard
>w-why.jpg
>just bullying the Ana's with Hog's hook is making me incredibly horny
>fully erect and feeling so good I almost came in my pants
>just the snatching of Ana's with their moans and blowing their heads off is making me insane
>snap out of it
>turn off Overwatch in digust with myself
>have a shame wank to tranny domination porn to get my mind off it
>go to bed crying
I think there's something wrong with me, I shouldn't have found that arousing
>>153617471
There's something fucked up in how the comp system places mercy and lucio. That's what he's talking about you fucking monkey.
>>153617469
Because even McCree could escape it without his roll.
>>153617352
>crying himself
>adding no actual competitive discussion himself
>only entertainment this post brought was a meme image
Let me guess, you are saying goodbye because you are HIV positive? Or that is the only thing you aren't useless at?
>>153617405
Just don't get on the point bro, it's that simple.
>>153617114
that's because she got fatter from all the kickstarter/pateron money to fuel her eating habbits
>>153617114
>>153617197 >>153617218 >>153617270 >>153617323 >>153617403 >>153617423 >>153617623
it's fake u idiots
Mei is pretty fun
>flank and wall the mercy away from her team
>she has nowhere to run
>stuck in my icicle shooting gallery
>by the 3rd time I flank her, she gives up when I wall
>>153617469
The only people who got caught by her old ult were the old and the retarded.
Now its' actually a threatening ult, almost as fear-enducing as Angry Russian Yelling or HAMMER DOWN.
>>153617545
>Enemie
>>153617680
i wouldnt know since i don't follow her, like you apparently do
>>153617680
>he actually looked
PATCH
NOTES
WHERE
>>153617746
>It's your fault I didn't fact check an incorrect claim
>>153617405
>boss, people are speedboosting out of mei ult and avoiding it if they know its coming
>lets make it impossible to get out of then
I bet Kaplan's conversations go like this
>>153616875
>Mercy opposite 76
C-cute!
>zarya ulti 5 people on the enemy team
>my whole team turns around and looks for the 6th enemy
>I start right clicking into them but they either kill me or get away with slivers of health
every
single
time
why the fuck is reinhardt so fucking fun
alternatively
>tfw competitive is less retarded but still retarded
why reinvent the wheel
stopwatch works just fine
>>153617680
It doesn't matter whether it's real or fake. Not only would I have not watched it if it was, my post still applies if someone even so much as posts that hag.
>>153617861confirmed for villain
>>153617471
Zen, Symm, and Ana place fine.
Lucio gets royally assfucked and always places in the lower - mid 40s.
Mercy always places mid 40s-50.
>>153617861
>mccree m'ladying reaper
What did they mean by this?
Blizzard: PS4 update
S O O N*
O
O
N
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*No guarantee that it will match any reasonable understanding of the word "soon"
https://myboosting.com/news/overwatch-competitive-season-2-end-season-rewards
>PRE-ORDER YOUR SEASON 2 PLACEMENT GAMES BOOST WITH 80%+ WINRATE GUARANTEED AND 20% DISCOUNT USING "S2PLACEMENTS" PROMO CODE
Did you pre-order your top 500 yet /owg/?
Daily reminders:
Widow wouldn't talk to you if you can't shoot sub-moa
Mercy would not be with anyone romantically that is also in Overwatch as they all solve their problems with violence.D.va a shit
>>153617861
Winston x Pharah confirmed!
>>153618018
>If you are a competitive player and you are aiming for the top 500 rewards here is what you do > check our Overwatch boosting services and select the one you like best.
>>153617946
>"Someone had to do it. Seems fitting it'd be me."
Any way I can improve this
>>153618018
I really hope no one falls for that
It's nice to play Mercy again without getting bitched at.
>>153616980
Needs to be brainwashed into a obedient slave
>>153617432
Worst pairing .
>>153618304
>no in the refrigerator
>no gold weapons
its one of the few skins where gold actually matches
>>153618304
Gold guns
>>153618151
I want to give Pharah a sister!
>>153618110
I mean I don't believe the Overwatch characters have much depth at this point but even I don't think Mercy would be that one dimensional. The fact that she stayed in the organization for so long despite her initial reasons and the fact that she was very close, to the point of a shipping meme, to someone who invents weapons point to her not being as you've described.
>>153618304
Golden guns, refrigerator and maybe you have been probed spray
Also consider death blossom intro so everyone can see your sick guns up close
HABLAME DE SOMBRA
PORQUE SE PONE UNA MASKARA
>>153618304
Gold guns and death blossom intro
>>153618304
Only improvement possible at that point is Golden Shotguns
Is Mercy back to being a decent support pick again? I see a lot more people picking her but she honestly doesn't seem that much better with the healing boost.
>>153618304
REFRIGERATOR
Also they need to do a highlight intro or emote specifically for mariachi/el blanco. Like Reaper dancing salsa
>>153618504
No. Her placements are still fucked. You've been warned.
Why does overwatch fight with overwatch
>first for comp matches
>76's that don't shoot down pharahs
>people playing as widow and not logzo
>people getting upset at me playing mei despite being the only reason why the enemy team gets off the point.
me ooga, them booga.
>>153618436
>''Don't worry, you'll wake up in the Pharah sibling factory...''
Who are some viable heroes for carrying shitter teams? McCree and Genji come to mind.
>>153617763
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749104703
same place they always are
>>153618590
If you play Hanzo and never miss an arrow, you'll win games by yourself.
>>153617562
It's fine you ginormous baby. Perfectly natural for a boy to feel aroused at the thought of bulling and dominating others.
>>153618504
I would only use her in defense, especially if the team wants to run one healer.
>>153618590
Zarya can be good if you have suicidal teammates
>>153618572
>playing this early while everyone is stuck in S1 meta
You're just asking for all of this. I'm waiting at least a week until my placements.
>>153618665I'm a girl
>>153618569
There's no Overwatch at this point in time. Winston has only just started his effort to bring it back, but even then everything in-game isn't canon or didn't have the team compositions that don't make sense.
>>153617562
Try playing Bastion instead
>reaver hacking on stream
nice
>>153618589
Post more lewd young ana.
I sure do love loot boxes, they are the best!
>>153618790
>talk about getting hard and cumming in the greentext
you have a very feminine penis
Has anyone converted the tiers to Season 1 ranks? Like if you were, say, rank 65, what tier would you be in?
>>153618803
>theres no overwatch
that is fucking retarded, why would they name it that way?
They fixed Reaper's huge gun in his Medal pose
>>153618895
>nipples cant get erect and girls cant cum
anon...
>>153618304
Mariachi Skins are shit because his guns have boots on.
>>153618569
The in-game fights are not canon
>win or lose
>10 comp points given out to the 6 winners for a total of 60 points
>draw
>3 comp points to the 12 players for a total of 36 points
>draws take the same amount or more time than wins
the "draw" thing was just a way for blizzard to jew us out of comp points wasn't it
probably have special limited edition winter lootboxes in the works that can drop comp points
>>153618916
just multiply your old rank by 50
>>153618790
>talking about getting hard and being erect
Nah.
>first of the month
>buy two gift cards
>need tax
>use credit card
>have to wait three days
I already waited a month!
Fareeha is cute!!! I love her!!!
>>153619026
shitlord smdh
>>153618965
This makes me unreasonably sad.
Explain this, ARG friendshttps://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/50ngl5/sombra_silenced_blizzards_response/
>inb4 reddit
Why aren't you playing Mei right now? Why don't you like winning?
>>153618923
Because the main focus is about bringing back the old organization that is tied to a lot of the characters you play?
>>153618790
>Claims to get hard
>Claims to be a girl
>>153618615
>Developer Comments: Hanzo has the potential to deal a lot of damage, but he can feel really inconsistent, even at a medium distance. By increasing the projectile speed, we’re extending his reliable range, making it easier to land shots without having to perfectly predict enemy movement. To compensate for the increased projectile speed, we’ve decreased the size of his arrows, meaning his shots now require a bit more accuracy
>Hanzo
>having to perfectly predict enemy movement
>shots require accuracy
How clueless can they be?
>>153619052
I'm afraid she's mine tbqh pham.
>>153618992
you just ruined Mariachi skins for me.
back to the vanilla styles.fuck
Junkrat's Highlight Intro with the Jester skin is still fucked.
Left: 3 patches ago
Right: Current Patch
Jester skins are the only ones where the tire is flipped around.
>>153619123
She belongs to neither of us. She isMercy's
>>153619087
>>153619026
>>153618895
You guys know clits are basically tiny dicks, right?I'm a faggot and even I know that
>competitive placing 9/10
>puts me at 2627
So what does this mean and how do the ranks work now?
>>153619126
The guitar is also a bit much, considering he doesn't even use it.
>>153619083
>tied
>don't even know who is who because FUCKING NO SINGLE PLAYER
FUCKERS
>>153616980
The cutest mascot.
>>153617352
>no actual competitive discussion
>taking this casual FPS seriously
It's like discussing strats for Super Smash Bros. I can see FPS games like CS:GO but how can anybody take this game seriously?
>>153619178
The shitty face makes it better though.
>>153619203
No girl says "I got hard" when they're talking about getting horny you kissless fag
>>153619178
It's also flipped on Jailbird. The chain is supposed to be on the visible side, right?
>>153619203
>clits are basically tiny dicks
>>153617680
Except it's real. Shit's been posted several times through out the day.
>>153619226
I don't get why people gave Tf2 a pass for this but some people can't wrap their head around it for OW desu. Like TF2 the majority of the lore is out of game media.
>>153619247
Where's my dinner
>>153619180
>>153619337
*Dicks are basically big clits, my bad
Who's a better third teammate for Junkrat and Roadhog in game and in the fluff? Symmetra or D.Va?
What did she mean by this?
>>153618708
Who can be consider good if you have pussy teammates?
>>153619203
>clits are basically tiny dicks
>attempting to red pill /vg/ lurkers
>>153619350
>charge full price on consoles
>no single player mode
If you are going to charge full price, you are competing against monsters like witcher 3, MGS5, and FO4
>>153619427
>basically
>>153619251
>taking any "competitive" game seriously
ISHYGDDT
It's like pretending shit like ping pong and chess is an actual sport
Oh shit guys I am so hype for sombra. I have 1500+ hours in spy and I really believe less than half of the current overwatch playerbase has ever played tf2 or dirtybomb or any of those consoletrash games and knows how to deal with stealth characters.
>>153619332
The side that is supposed to be shown in the intro is the one where the center of the tire isn't spinning. I just checked the Jailbird and Burnt skins and they are OK.
>>153619286
I liked the : | face because that's usually my reaction to getting a free Junkrat POTG
People seem to really hate it when I do this emote
>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/771517046748123136
"It's coming to PS4 very soon." Blizzard says 2 HOURS AGO
JUST
>>153619468
Just giving a friendly hello to her fellow asshole villain.
>>153619506
All human activity is pretending anon. The universe doesn't give a fuck about these labels.
>>153619623
me behind
>>153619393
>>153619393
>Lucio nerfed
>Have rarely seen him at all
>Genji nerfed
>Still in every game
>>153619542
>Main Engineer
>all my spy paranoia coming back
fuck you.
>>153619542
>Sombra
>stealth
>a character
Don't set your expectations just now
>>153619587
Just take a nap nigga, Sony is pretty retarded when it comes to authorizing patches.
>>153619623
Is he dryhumping the back of her knees
>>153619680
Can't you do anything right?
Boy, I sure cannot wait to hit Sombra in the meat with my Torb shots!
Reaper <--> 76
Ana <--> Pharah
Genji <--> Hanzo
Skins when?
>>153619613
serious question: why don't you faggots group up instead of playing with random retards?
there's nothing cringier than people unironically liking sfm porn
>>153619427
>>153619623
Nice animated fanfiction.
Widow doesn't sexual.
>>153617432
who is more smug? Mercy, or the TF2 medic?
>>153619780
>implying that Sombra will have meat
EVIL
SELF-LOATHING
OMNIC
MEXICAN
GIRL
>>153619638
>another Nihilist cuck
Why havent you killed yourself yet then?
>>153619542
I really enjoyed getting out of the habit of spychecking. OW was practically relaxing.But I also miss my Dead Ringer.
>>153619829
>/gif/'s SFM threads aren't his homepage
NIGGA
>>153619816
Where are we supposed to find a group?
>>153619871
How would any of that prevent my fun?
Does it always take three days to process adding a balance to BattleNet?
>>153619763
I-I'm sorry luv...
>>153619861
Medic is arrogant, not smug. Mercy is smug.
>worst players on the team
>always the ones to shittalk even though they die the most and contributed nothing
I'll never get this.
>>153619816
protip
everyone on /vg/ is a toxic memer
>>153619982
Who's talking about having fun?
>>153619936
here
Can this be an ultimate?
>>153619850
>Junkrat will never lift you off the floor and bully you for being short
Why live
>Get my 20 player killstreak
>It was in the brawl
;_;
>>153620085
Everyone.
>>153620078
I'll take a team full of toxic memers that play well as a team over some retards who insist on playing certain heros that only contribute ot a loss.
DANNY DVATO SKIN FOR DVA WHEN
REPLACES ALL DVA LINES WITH FRANK QUOTES
>>153620180
20 kill streak isn't hard though. Just play around your team as a Genji or something and just do chip damage to every target you can while hopping around.
PSN is back. Patch where?
>>153619582
>>153619437
>Symmetra
Only sane woman surrounded by crazy idiots. Junkrat wants to show her a good time while Roadhog wants that sweet Vishkar paycheck. Could be a fun dynamic.
In the crunch, I think Symmetra lends a little bit more to the party animals than D.Va, since Roadhog is already a fine tank. D.Va's mobility makes it harder for her to cling to their pace while Symmetra is just as sluggish as them. Together, the trio could have a field day with turrets and bear traps while Roadhog bounces enemies around between them.
Actually, Junkrat, Roadhog and Mei wouldn't be a bad trio either.
is there anyway to just type 'gg' without getting and obnoxious filter message
>>153620180
you can get it on live with Sym, Torb or Reaper. or Zarya if you have a good team behind you.
Genji can still wreck a fucking team
dammit blizzard
>>153619494
It's simply not designed for singleplayer. With well over 20+ characters to choose from, some of them definitely not doable like Torbjorn, you'd have to cut your development team in half to make an almost entirely new game. Because for every single player map you make balanced for single player that's time, money, and resources you could have made on a multiplayer map. Especially with something like Overwatch. No one is going to want a singleplayer where all of the enemies consist of basic shoot and cover AI in fancy looking set pieces like in CoD. They'd have to do something like Half Life or Doom and in all that time you could use some of those cool enemy ideas and designs to make a hero for multiplayer. Or fuck, work on the netcode. No, they made the right choice. It's not a singleplayer game. Singleplayer would have doubled their work and would have been tacked on. It's a class based multiplayer shooter.
What they actually should have done for consoles is package it with another game like the Orange Box did for Tf2. That's the only thing you can really fault them for not doing, but then again why would you buy an FPS on console if it's not console exclusive? It's just the truth, if you want to play an FPS to its full potential you cannot do that with a controller.
>>153620472
don't type 'ez' after it
HAHAHAHAHA
EAT SHIT GENJI PLAYERS! A BIG BOWL OF SHIT
>>153620348
Not here
>>153620386
>display screen isn't mirrored
왜
>>153620497
I haven't seen it.
Maybe you are just shit.
>>153620536
If you do this, you will be banned.
>>153620536
I thought "ggez' got the humiliating filter while 'gg' got a regular filter
>>153620603
NERF HANZO
NERF HANZO
what am I gon get?
>>153620676
Where's my PS4 update, '''''''Jeff'''''''?
>>153620773
3000
>>153620497
People have been saying for months that the "nerfs" were literally nothing, only the 2s cut off ult matters for the average Genjis and that's still not by much.
The projectile hitbox changes actually affects him a lot more, both for and against, compared to those "nerfs".
Genjimains complaining about the "nerfs" and the others jubilating for it are simply retarded.
>>153620563
Oh no. No more "Genji is OP" posts. What hero will baddies whine about next?
>>153620831
We've decided to no longer support the PS4 version of the game with future updates due to our partnership with Microsoft. The Xbox One version of the game is the only console version of the game that will receive further updates.
stuck on the "entering game" screen, anyone else have that problem?
>>153620951
>all these rage posts about Hanzo
Gee, anon, I just don't know.
>>153620687
She's playing everything reversed
>>153620687
so many memes
>>153620951
Your mother's loose cunt
>>153620951
Roadhog.
>>153620691
Only "nerf" he needs >>153616791
>>153619997
Yes, just buy things straight up with your card
>>153620849
wtf I was matched up with people in the late 60s and early 70s and got this garbage rank. Oh well, it's season 1 all over again, gonna climb my way up.
>>153621141
garbage rank for a garbage player
Here's a picture for that person last thread who wondered if the mask fit.
>>153620965
I mean, we did get Bloodborne. Guess that's fair.
>just finished with the overwatch survey email from blizzard
no need to thank me citizens, just doing my civic duty to remind these cucks that matchmaking,competitive, brawls and lootboxes suck
>Play solo
>All healers are shit
>Nobody picks Lucio
>Lose games
>Play with a friend who's a good Lucio
>Win everything
Well, Lucio is a big deal I guess.
>>153620773
That placement seems much lower than I'd expect for 6 wins and two draws.
>>153620965
Thank you for your devilish response Jeff
>>153619494
Try Battleborn, it has singleplayer.
>>153621226
How do you see with that line in the middle?
>>153621257
I know. But I was playing only tanks and supports maybe that has something to do with it.
>game on costs 1000
>>153620519
Why would they release it for consoles? They are literally cancer moving forward with games.
And i don't need a "campaign", I just want background information on all characters included in the game.
Like "unlock" lore or scenes would had been perfect.
Too lazy? Well make it a fucking free to play like it was intended.
>>153621226
Have you tried gelling your hair or something to get the choppy look 76 has?
>>153621226
Ah nice.Put a shirt on fag
>>153621381
Your shekels are donated to her stream.
>>153621226
Tell me about you, why do you wear the mask ?
>>153621176
I want my own robo-Pharah
>>153621381
Well, you read the emote title.
Game on
5/5 again
>>153621381
me at the bottom
feels good
>>153621226
POST
ASS
>>153621226
Pretty good tbqh
Hair is a bit long though
so what projectiles are affected by the patch? just fucking all of them, or what?
>>153621381
me_irl
>>153621226
wud sniff
God I love this game sometimes. Just had a 6v6 in Volksaya (QP) and we all decided we should be Symmetra. Ten minutes later we had like 5 teleporters online at all times and the entire floor was turrets. Shit that was fun. I though we'd die a fiery death but no, we kicked ass.
>transcendence now deals 15 damage per second
hire me valve
>>153621226Anyone give you shit for dying your hair? I've kinda been wanting to dye mine white
This is Amelie Lacroix, take care of her while she stays with you pls.
Nubambe?
>Play first placement match of season two
>Packet loss in the triple digits for the first two matches
>Team decides to use the worst fucking combination of heroes imaginable
>Forced to go healer
>Still have triple digit packet loss
>Try to get someone else to go healer with me
>No one fucking listens
>Lose 2 rounds
>Third round
>THREE FUCKING HEALERS
>Packetloss finally gone
>Lose anyway because one nigger abandons
>>153621141
>>153621514
RIP LANA'S SEX LIFE
>>153621752
>inb4 she brutally murders me
>because what the fuck did you expect her to do?
>>153620951
>implying that he was even substantially nerfed in any way relevant to why he was OP
>>153621748
It looks like he bleached his, but yeah, you'll get weird looks
>>153621739
If the other team picked Winston you'd be fucked.
>>153621748
I live in Seattle. No one gives a shit about that here.
how you guys doing in placements so far?
I'm at 2:2:1 right now
I am the embodiment of the average player right now, but hopefully the ranking system tosses me above the 50% line
>>153621752
My pleasure.
>>153621791
>an Africa city
>in Germany
For one second. For one second, could you be bothered to THINK.
>>153621506
>>153621876
That had 1 but he got fucked as soon as he entered the chamber of death. Their Bastion was good though.
>>153621825
Take off the displacer and have some hot time sex.
You'd be fucking her in both the present AND the future
Man I sure love seeing fucking Mei and Hanzo everywhere
And Mei's ult being almost inescapable ha ha lol
>>153621915
>ywn massage widowmaker's spider tattoo
Why
>>153621802
How do I git gud, I've only been getting my ass handed to myself all day.
I don't think anyone actually got nerfed, and if anyone did, it was into the ground, apparently.
>>153621226
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>153621906
3L:0D:4W. I'll wait for my friend to come online to do the last 3. Solo queuing is too much suffering.
>>153621802
Will I get screwed if I pick Lucio every game? Or did they fix that?
>>153621989
>you'll never hear all her complaints about the day while you massage her
>>153621906
I'm trying to hold off on that until I can either get better with the healers or DPS and aim better or just join a group that can carry me through
Also holding off until I get a good headset to communicate with
>>153622121
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749094764
Why do ties count as losses in the win rate? It fucks everything up.
>>153621752
Don't worry I'll handle this qt smug French woman.
>>153621915
>>153621752
And just ignore the mental trauma.
According to /owg/ that's not something you need to worry about at anytime soon.
>mfw manually typing in "It was an honor to play with you all. Thank you."
Somebody do a placement match or two with me.
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/SergeantZeta-1738
>>153622121
>>153622213
played in a 6 stack aswell and won all 10 games
only our supports placed diamond, tanks and dps all got masters
WHATS THE EQUIVALENT OF RANK 65?
>1st game
>garbage teammates
>2nd game
>decent teammates, enemy team was garbage, ended up carrying my teammates
So it's gonna be like this again, huh? How did these people even make it to Rank 65?
>>153622121
We've come to the conclusion that all healing characters are just inherently more difficult to play, and more important to the team, so in an upcoming patch simply choosing Lucio, Zenyatta, Ana, or Mercy will guarantee you faster progression through the ranks.
>>153621825
I like to think Winston has made a smaller, but maybe less powerful and needs recharging or something for times when she needs to shower and stuff like that. I would still mate with her.
>>153622340
>season 1 rank: 53
"no"
Anyone want to do placements with me?
>>153622367
this is fucking bullshit, I should've played dps... I went tank/support and got lower than I should've.
>>153622331
Like a punch to the gut, anon
>>153621995
>that spic in the chat
>>153622296
Her miniaturized helmet looks weird.
>>153622331
Just hug it out, anon.
>>153621404
Presumably because they've been pretty PC focused and they've been wanting to get into the console market for a while. See their decision to port Diablo III.
At the very least actual impactful game content is free. It won't be like CoD with its $15 map pack DLCs (I don't know if they still do that these days it's been year since I've played one).
>Like "unlock" lore or scenes would had been perfect
I can agree with that, but that's something else entirely from what you were getting at as far as console ports go, come on. You know that wouldn't magically make it enough by your standards on what should be a full priced console game. I think that would be nice but they just seem to have followed TF2's model of handling lore. It's not something everyone is going to agree with but it's almost a refreshing problem since games have been getting way too up their asshole about story in last few years. This one has just set it aside elsewhere if you're interested in it but has kept it out of the way for people who want to play the game for the game.
>>153622367
>tfw only good at low damage heroes
>>153622368
>>153622147
>you will never hear her sweet velvety moans as you massage her back
>>153622412
#FreeGGEZ
>>153621739
i finally got winston's 10x turret/trap achievement thanks to this exact situation on vodka.
You're playing Season 1 competitive when someone from the future zaps into your room and tells you very soon Hanzo is going to consistently lead the team in damage and eliminations
post yfw
>>153622296
NERF MCCREE
>>153621941
who says that after the omnic war germany and africa aren't the same place
you don't know
>>153622481
I'll have you know I had a season high of56.
Since the Bastion short was near the new map and Stuttgart does that mean Bastion is a German hero?
>tfw no Widow to cuddle with
>>153622492
I'm sorry I brought up a 98% possibility considering her background. I'll be sure to never bring it up again.
>>153622340
>2.2 kd ratio
>>153622647
>>153622787
>tfw you finally do and shekills you in your sleep
>tfw bad reinhardt on your team
there's no overcoming shit tanks
>>153622787
French women are a miracle.fictional ones, at least
>>153621906
>how you guys doing in placements so far?
0-0-0 because Blizzard won't fucking dish out the patch for PS4
>>153622712
>have trouble understanding this
>figure it out
>chuckled
>>153622412
>Jeff Kaplan (Verified)
is pretending to be some e-celeb a reportable offense?
>>153622882
>tfw bad DPS on your team as Reinhardt
>>153622807
Mate, Blizzard loves their redemption storylines.
Accept that Widowmaker will become good.
quien es sombra?
more like
donde es sombra?
hahaha
>>153622787
>>153622882
Not my fault no one NO ONE is trying to handle the Junkrat sitting on the first bridge destroying my shield. Not to mention every faggot wants to pick Mei now and be useless, fat, ugly, CHINK
>>153622873
Why?
I'm not omnic supporting scum.
>>153622957
No.
>>153621906
1W:1L:0D
Was the MVP in both of those matches so hopefully I'll continue to be the MVP and place in Master or so
>>153623010
>tfw when they love their corruption storylines even more
>tfw le epic Talon Tracer becomes canon
Is it just me or there's something fishy going on with Soldier 76? I swear his spray in Practice Range is not the same as in game, he feels even more clunky
>>153621906
0-0-1
I didn't enjoy Ranked in S1 and I probably won't enjoy it in S2. But I have these cheese pizzas burning a hole in my pocket, so I'm torn as to whether I should just place and sit on the rank for free points or not put myself through the pain.
What's this about Sombra on Tuesday
>>153623012
>donde es
why are amerifats so terrible at spanish?
You'd think they would've learned by now, now that their country is pretty much hispanic
>>153622647
I hate these weeb players. When this game first came out and there were endless Hanzo players always refusing to change and we had those fucktarded hitboxes. Now they've brought bigger hitboxes back and other shit, and now I have to deal with the unending Hanzo mains again. Thank fuck we got Genji nerfs because I hate the shit out of Genji players too. Hurr durr he's not OP just git gud he's supposed to be really strong he's a ninja. Those are the only two characters I really hate.
>>153622631
I NEEEED this ;___;
>>153623060
>implying talon isnt employed by the God AIs
Is this good? I know I'm not great at the game I just want to know where I'm at
>>153623138
>being white
>speaking brown people languages
That's like being cucked verbally
>>153623060
>WindowmakerxSomba
I am impossibly hard right, I can hear suns being born.
>>153623132
Sombra will not be released until October.
>>153622957
>implying he is pretending
>>153623192
Average.
>>153623192
Gold is in the 40s, so not that good.
>>153616875
Is that route 66 on the player icon/spray?
>>153623192
That's garbage my friend, I'm sorry
>>153623138
Because most of those hispanics have kids or grandkids who are only taught English.
t. one of those half spics.
>>153623010
>Blizzard loves their redemption storylines
How many characters in WoW got redemption arcs?
Seriously, how many.
>>153622787
>>153623032
>tfw no qt Smugberry who will greet you when coming home in French lovingly or sweetly wave you goofbye
>>153623229
Sombra's probably just going to make fun of her.
>W: One shot, one kill.
>S: That's not what I saw at the museum.
>>153623294
Yes. Same as how Season 1 used Illios.
>>153623294
Yes
is there a chart for skill ranking yet?
>>153623341
>she whispersgerardin her sleep
>she thinks ofhimwhenever shes with you
>youll never truly have her
even in death gerard cucks all widow's future partners
>>153623339
He's probably remembering the entirety of the Orc race in Warcraft and how they lost most of the internal struggle that made them interesting after WC3.
>>153623513
everyone below me = bad
everyone above me = tryhard nolifes
the patented reddit ranking system
>>153623141
Genji got a stealth buff though. His M2 is as obnoxious as ever. Literally his only "nerf" was his 6s ult duration, and that only punishes bad Genjis. The removal of his combo and jump at the end of a wall climb were bugfixes.
Can I get some (you)s?
Placements were a nightmare, but I was able to get into Platinum. I actually had better luck solo-queueing the matches. My premades were comprised of people at my skill level, which made fighting against hard-carries quite difficult. Is it possible to advance to the next tier, or am I platinum for the entire season?
>>153623716
Sure thing m8
>Get Ranked 3100 in PTR
>Get Ranked 2770 by S2 Placements
JUST
>>153623827
>Aryan goddess conquers inferior native
What character is the least fun to play against?
If I wanted to go and do my comp Placement matches as healer only, solo queue, and no mic, hat rank should I expect to end up in?
>>153623941
Mei or Roadhog
>>153623945
<3000
If you go IGL Lucio, you might be lucky enough to get Diamond
>>153623945
What number is lower than 0?
Wait, are supports still fucked or am I being memed?
>>153623941
Mei.
>>153623859
They lowered down the ranks even in the PTR these last few days. I'm probably going to be a shitty platinum too.
I got Mercy potg 3 games in a row and they're so boring to watch it's almost embarrassing
>hide behind wall
>3+ man res
>continue healing
2nd time someone in my team was like "zzz"
did they change the potg requirements or something?
>>153623941
Mei
>Turn your back half a second
>Get frozen with no sort of counterplay
>Mei gets an instant kill by pressing right click after aiming for an hour while you're helpless
>>153624016
what the heck is IGL lucio
>>153623941
Mei
Hanzo
Tracer
Widowmaker
I hope you won't let competitive mode take away from your necessary November shit storm precautions.
Either prepare your images, copy pasta, or a bunker in case you can't handle what is surely coming.
>>153623941
Mei
>It's now midnight yet still no patch for PS4
RELEASE THE PATCH ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS. PSN HAS BEEN UP, YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE
>>153624080
COOL BLOG BRO
>>153624137
In-game leader Lucio
Basically organising pushes and making sure your team isn't retarded. I don't know, though. I just witnessed a guy on our team yelling at the rest of the team to take the high ground and I was the only one who listened.
>>153622338
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>>153624080
Mercy is getting them all now.
>>153623761
From what I understand, you can't drop below either Platinum or Gold if you manage to get there, but you can lose Diamond and above of you drop.
But you can advance, yes.
>widowmaker will never headshot you with her farts
>>153623941
>>153624039
>>153624083
>>153624186
>that cunty smug face as she headshots you
>>153624343
If Widowmaker used her farts, she wouldn't be able to headshot youJust look at Ana
>>153623827
>>153623878
Thank you
>>153624312
>you can lose Diamond
Wrong. It's master and above only.
>>153623941
Mei, Genji, Basic Geography Man
>playing attack on eichenwalde
>teammates pick widowmaker, hanzo, ana
>>153624417
Even better.
A-Any Xbone players?
>>153624402
widowmaker is a far better sniper and therefore can get headshots with anything
>>153624587
Yeah
>>153624179
what are you talking about?
>>153623941
Anyone that uses CC.
>>153624480
widowmaker is the only bad pick
>>153624480
Playing Trashmouse on Eichenwalde defense is the best thing.
>>153621995
>3500 Rank
>Diamond Rank
>Still a Gold Medal Rank
....
>>153624343
>she'll never stun you with her farts then finish you withbutt melee to the face
>timebank is literally sudden death
>>153623925
I'm okay with this.
qt brown girls are meant to be conquered
>>153624637
We've been through this already anon.
>>153624681
That's the top 500 icon
>>153624758
Remind me, senpai
>>153624343
>widowmaker will never fart on your face with such force that gore and grey matter splatter against the wall behind her
what is the point in living
>>153623941
Junkrat is the least fun I've ever played against. Holy fuck what spam
17% boys!
>>153624736
Why is Pharmercy such a sexy ship bros
>>153624758
If nothing happens in the next few months are you just going to move the date of your shitpost?
>>153624792
76xReaper confirmed canon. it's coming.
I realised I'm only playing the brawl over and over because there's a 0% chance of getting Ilios/Lijiang
>>153624637
Shh, let anon have their dreams.
When the fuck are we getting better skins for Soldier?
I use the Strike Commander one but god damn his trench coat thing looks retarded
I wonder how the rewards brackets will work.
>>153624838
Still Lucio and Zenyatta. Mercy may be annoying but she's not as good as these two.
>>153623941
Mei, Roadhog, Hanzo. There's just too much bullshit potential with them and their abilities.
>>153624774
>The top 500 icon now makes you look like you are a shitter
Nice.
>>153623941
Genji. I'm seriously considering turning my back to him in the middle of a fight in order to predict his sweeps, if I manage to survive the attack, because there's no way I can keep up with his movement with projectile attacks. I can juggle but I can't handle Genjis.
>>153624792
First Strike anon, it will tell us if Reaperx76 sinks or swims.
>>153624829
I've already said First Strike is going to determine without a shadow of a doubt whether or not 76xReaper is a thing. If it is definitive they are together, the gayos are someone else.
Either way there will be shit posting, you should be ready to handle it.
Stop playing junkrat you fucking gold shitters, maybe then you can climb.
>>153619178
who cares
>3336 in ptr
stay at that range all season even with fuckover
>fucking 2515 with 2 wins
let that sink in
i managed to get 2.5k worth of mmr with -6 net from having usually 4 golds every game
fuck my life
>>153624797
>>153624343
>>153624685
do not bully the Amélie
>>153624889
What's wrong with Night Ops, Bone, or Smoke?
>>153617352
>>153625159
>2 wins
Damn, you got fucked hard anon.
>>153624820
>>153624820
I dunno, I just find the stark contrast between their skin color appealing.Yes. I really am this shallow. Sue me.
Holy shit stop playing Ana. STOP IT
She straight up is awful
>>153625284
Nothing wrong with that, best friend.
>>153624820
Two top tier girls and one being delicious brown makes it that much better.
>>153623941
Genji, Hanzo, Tracer, Mei
What's with the visual ammo capacity on Pharah's launcher? Is there some sort of reason for that?
>>153625364
I'd take a good ana over a good zen
>>153624838
Ana + Zen is now meta.
Screencap this
>>153624681
>>153624774
>>153624972
it's the masters icon, not Top500
>>153624838
Lucio and Zen
>mercysluts think their buffs matter
Popped out at 2750.
Not a bad start point seeing as first two games were meme play like.
Mercy, Mei and D.va are plain as fuck.
Young Ana is probably the prettiest.
>>153625508
She doesn't look that bad from that angle. Just never stand up and we'll be good.
>>153625441
"Good" being the key word. In my experience most Anas aren't any different from the other Dunning-Kruger shitters who think they're top tier snipers, which means they're playing her not as support but as a sniper who can heal.
>play 5 games of ranked with only lucio
>find out that supports are still bugged, lucio especially
>tfw seeing a bunch of eliminated bodies getting sucked into zarya's ult
I'm currently 5-4 in my placements. Make your bets, reporting back in a few minutes.
>>153625860
Draw
>>153625860
5-5, 2500+
How did you guys do?
>>153625860
6-4. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But you'll only win if you pick Symmetra, no matter the map or mode.
How fucked are placements right now? Do I want to participate or better wait out a few days?
>>153623941
Mei, Roadhog, and the whore you posted. If I had to choose only one, Tracer.
>>153625669
explain this support bug meme further
>>153625364
Ana is OP as hell
>>153626035
2 leaver matches so far, we were even winning in one of threm, these fuking fags i swear s.m.h
>>153625646
I've only encountered the Sniper Ana once since she was released.
>>153626028
post your rank retard and multiple people already posted above
>>153626028
got rank 2700
was rank 74 in season 1 so i feel cheated that i placed so low.
>>153625669
what did he mean by this?
>>153623941
Zarya
Reinhardt has so many god damned counters I wonder why I play him at all
>>153626209
Rank 3020 in diamond.
>rarely ever saw "gg ez"
>If I did no one reacted
>See this word filter shit every single game now
Nice job Blizzard.
>>153626214
>season 1 rank 50
>season 2 3500 SR
its all gold medal time + kd + your general skill now
the real mmr babyMade it this far with a nerfed genji only
>>153626270
Play Genji. If you play him right, he's better at distracting an entire team.
Whats a good bondage hentai series to watch?
>>153626418
boku no pico
>>153626409
Because everyone hates you Genji niggers. Fuck off.
>>153624239
Thanks!
but I just got another one, so I'm pretty sure something is wrong.I'm not that good
>>153626365
>3500
post your profile
3500 was easy in PTR, in the live client 3500+ currently are less than 100 people
>>153626285
>saw it all the time
>no one reacted to it
>gg ez is now used to randomly spam all through out the game
>>153626591
Check me out in all of my glory
Tfw im one of the few in the top percentile FeelsGoodMan
>>153626189
In all fairness, I could just be unlucky.
>>153626079
>>153626253
Lucio gets less rank than other heroes because he doesn't do a lot of damage usually, and his healing is low if you're winning hard because your teammates aren't taking as much damage.
Mercy avoids this because assist damage through healing beam counts as damage.
What are my chances of doing well in my placements if I only pick Rein?
There's only so much I can do if my team couldn't hit the broad side of a mountain with a nuke.
>TSM Dyrus is low diamond
Oh shit will he make it to masters?
i think ive found my calling
>>153626812
holding tab?
>>153626812
>not even 20k blocked
go back to reaper you shitter
I used to hate Mei but after playing her I feel like I'm a filthy motherfucker.
It's fun.
>>153626812
>Zen
Is zen still viable or is he fucking retarded?
>>153626285
>never said gg ez before but wasn't bothered by it
>now I can suddenly spam multiple lines of text with 5 keystrokes
shit's addicting, bro
>>153626812
Some nice reinhardting you got there mate, keep up the good work
>playing season 2
>all of your dps main hitscan and cant even kill the reaper/genji
lol
kill me
>>153626796
>This McCree in front of me is in high noon, good thing my shield is up
>Uh oh, this Roadhog to my right is doing a small amount of damage to me, better turn around and let this McCree one-shot me
How is he above bronze?
>>153626964
I did a 9/10 placement with Zen and got a 2650.
>>153626714
Also when these INBRED APES don't fucking group up and pick 4 flankers THEN TRICKLE IN HOLY CUNTING FUCK.
while touring the middle east for his weapons manufacturing business, a billionaire playboy met a beautiful sniper who was assigned as a guide/bodyguard to him.
months later unbeknownst to him pharah was born
>>153627040
What the fuck
>last legendary unbox was Scavenger
>unbox Junebug right now
What does this mean
>>153627072
This would be pretty sweet
Good nano-boost candidates:
Ulting Roadhog
Reinhardt (backed up by his team, and ult is optional)
Ulting Genji
Ulting Soldier 76
Anyone else and you're probably doing things wrong
6-4 Placed 2716 Plat
Played mostly Lucio with some Zenyatta and one offs with S76 and Reinhardt
>>153626964
Zen is still viable
At least I think so, got gold eliminations, gold objective kills, bronze damage done and silver healing with him in one of my placement matcheswe lost that match
So does McCree have no counter?
>>153626950
>tfw were playing right-click mei a lot
>tfw got gud with her icicles
>tfw now shreck everyone up because of those retarded hitboxes
Feels good mein
>>153627072
Soldier ana is such a shit pairing just goes to show the lack of creativity blizzard has
>>153625005
I'm bisexual and as much I want Reaper/76 to be a thing, it's not. They are not gay. There is no evidence to support it. There is plenty of evidence that they are straight. Reaper is jealous Soldier got Ana's attention and not his.
>>153626964
He's more about killing with his own orbs instead of discord mostly. And his ult helps with pushes.
Still viable.
>>153627153
I've never tried it or had it happen, but I imagine nano boosting a maximum charged Zarya would be cool.
>>153627153
Reaper and Mccree, if their aim is good.
I wonder if a MOLTEN COOOOOORED Torb with a Nano Boost would be good
>>153627173
Winston beats him
>>153626365
>general skill
medal babby you aren't 3500 within 10 games pls go
>>153623941
Bastion mccree soldier with ult and maybe roadhog(dat free ult charge tho)
t.plat pharah shitter
>>153627173
Roadhog, another McCree, Widowmaker, Spamzo are some alright counters
>>153625984
>>153626024
>>153626029
Last game was a draw, got 2789
>>153626996>Dick is not blue
DROPPED
>>153627153
High energy Zarya isn't terrible, if they're actually good and other targets aren't available.
If they're graviton surging, that's a great time to give them one.
>>153626996
This is top teir SFM, the skin on that dick even looks kinda real.
Also, freckles on girls is cute as fuck.
>>153627247
How is it a shit pairing? I think their bantz are pretty cute.
>>153627173
Gengu with his bigger_than_rein's_shield_deflect_hitbox
Hanzo with his logs of oneshots spam
Uh... thats it I guess.
Hog is kinda 60-40, depends on who's got the best position and who initiated first
>>153627072
>eventually found out, after being informed by ana herself
>acknowledges that it was a fling and both of them dont have any actual feelings for each other and agrees to let things stay as how they turned out to be
>fareeha knows about this and has accepted it
>every now and again though, a mysterious new shipment of shiny new toys ends up being "donated" to the egyptian armed forces
>>153627357
Noice, now the climb begins.
>>153627153
Reaper > Roadhog for ana ults
Reaper can ult quickly and is still useful if he gets stunned or blocked
How many rank points do you win/lose when playing a game? I'm done with placements and I'm done for the night
>>153627454
>Pharah is no different in skin shade to ana
>Has nothing in common with solidier
>No indication at all that he is her dad until blizzard got lazy and decided hey when we release pharahs mother let's shit it with soldier to make our life easier
>>153627358
It wouldn't even be blue due to the way erections work. Bloodflow m8.
>>153627054
> Finally get a game where people are communicating and picking heroes they can fucking play.
> Someone leaves on the enemy team and the game is null.
HAHAAHAAHA
>>153627662
Pharah actually seems a little lighter than Ana.
Rein is the baby daddy anyways
>>153617471
they said in the when they did the fix that lucio placed fine in the first place so...
i just played all my placement matches in 3 man group as lucio the whole time and two of us got platinum and the third got gold, almost plat
>>153627728
Except Pharah knows who her dad is.
>>153627662
Soldier/Ana doesn't necessarily have to mean Soldier is Pharah's dad. They're both past the age where one of them having a kid that isn't their own even matters.
>>153627662
>Has nothing in common with solidier
They're both pretty hardcore in their pursuit of their goals.
>2216 Skill rating after placement matches
How do I cope with this lads.. i was expecting atleast platinum since I finished season 1 on rank 54
>>153627539
I had no fun at all. Solo q is fucking retarded, I don't think I'm gonna play a lot more.
>>153627662
I think they have a lot in common and I like how Jacks idealism plays off of Ana's realism.
>>153627792
NO NO NO NO
REAL FAMILIES HAVE CHILDREN THAT ONLY CAME FROM BOTH PARENTS
STEP CHILDREN DONT EXIST
>>153627882
gitgud and start climbing you pussy
>Always tryhard lvl 20 on my team while other team has at least 100+
Notice that I am talking about all random people, not groups.
Fuck competitive, I'm never going to touch this shit again.
The new map is fine. But I don't think it's enough to keep me playing this.
I really feel like Overwatch is almost....over.
> be Rein
> shield for a push through choke
> enemy team lays into shield
> have to hide for it to recharge
> we get no picks
> rinse and repeat
or
> try to charge to break the line
> immediately flashbanged / sleep darted / hooked / junk trapped / junk mined / mei ulted / ulted in general
I never know what to do in these games. I just want to leave because it feels like a lost cause. The only chance to break through is with ults but it's so boring to play like that.
>>153627153
Top-tier are objectively ulting nippon man and reinhardt even without his earthshatter.
Good tier are reaper with ult ready and ulting soldier
Nanoboosting Hog is not bad idea, but if you have anybody mentioned above and you boosted his wholehog, you pretty much wasted it
>>153627791
Yes, and that would be Rein.
She just doesn't tell him because he's a delusional old man and the shock that he has a daughter would be too much.
>>153627809
theyve got the blood of patriots running through their veins
>>153626541
Exactly.
I've given up on complaining about Genji. I want people to start using him nonstop until they realize their nerfs weren't enough to stop him from being cancer. We need more people playing him, I want to see 2 people using Genji every game until they fix it.
>>153627992
Don't play Rein then. Play Zarya or Hog instead.
Never forget the anon who deranked like 13 ranks on the first day of Season 1
>>153627662
>S76: You know, I still owe you for saving my life that one time...
>Ana: that one time? You mean Egpyt? Or the time in Russia? Or Brazil?
How is that not cute?
>>153628069
>tfw his blade will eventually be reduced to 75 damage per swing
I'm sad because I love Genji and I know this will eventually happen.
I've been playing more Soldier in preparation for Genji's cucking.
>>153628042
>it's a "Mercy ults one person and then we get wiped" episode
>get 4 hammer downs with 3+ kills
>potg is genji ulting and killing 3 people
>>153627882
>complaining about being placed low
Git gud and start climbing you maggot
In S1 I got placed at 49 YES FORTY-FUCKING-NINE and I grinded up all the way to 66, got my golden balls of zen and that felt fucking good
Climb you bitch, placements are a fucking joke
ME UNGA
TEAM BUNGA
>>153627662
>Has nothing in common with solidier
You know, except for their current life situation being very similar, working closely with each other for over a decade, working together again in canon, and that they both share the most voicelines for each other. Unless you meant Pharah again.
>>153628258
I'M MAKING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST OMELETTE JACK
So what was the change with hanzo's ult?
>>153627621
30 or so if a 1 game thing, but if you win or lose a few in a row it increases to like 50-100
DONDE
ESTA
SOMBRA
>always gold
>never win
Guess I can never carry if I don't play hitscan :^)
>Mercy is still a garbage pick even with the "buffs"
Can blizz get ANYTHING right?
>>153628270
>Its a mercy revives you infront of enemy Roadhogs ult episode
When do you think they'll start adding in other things to spend Comp Points on
they already added a cap to how many you can have at once (enough to buy 2 golds) so they're already thinking about it
>>153628484
Blizz can't actually balance this game. Don't expect it to ever be close to balanced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Png
and mildly nerfed she was
>>153628484
>Mercy mains suffering
This makes me feel good
>>153628484
>not allowing healslut into meta
You bet they can
>Kill an enemy just as they're about to use their ult
>That player spends the rest of the match specifically chasing me down, ignoring everything else
On one hand, it's annoying as hell. On the other hand, it's HILARIOUS when they fail over and over.
>>153628509
>getting revived in front of the same torb/bastion that wiped us out in the first place
>but this time youre not in a meka
>>153627662
You are rest easy that it was already unconfirmed ages ago.
What kind of panties does Sombra where? I'm the only one on this board asking the important questions!
Just lost 6 games in a row and EVERY single one of them I had a gold junkrat/mei main on my team, please stop playing those shitty heroes if you want to leave your "elohell".
How many bitches did you think Soldier 76 had back in the good ol' days???
>>153628270
>it's a "enemy mercy revives 4 people between my hook being launched and connected to her" episode
No cast time is a mistake
>>153628270
>it's a "team launches 3 ults simultaneously and kill everyone except the Mercy that's now reviving the whole team" episode
>>153628705
Doesn't matter if he is the dad or not. Reyes was a jealous baby that Jack got the attention from the single mom and not him.
>>153628791
Just one and her name wasReinhardt
>>153628484
>Mercy healsluts still in the trashcan
They're doing everything right.
>>153628270
>its a two-stack
>only heals/revives their partner
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153628765
Sombra is an AI anon, she doesnt wear panties
>>153628930
Maybe if you stopped pushing up so far like a retard you would get healed.
>>153628894
>be zarya
>notice enemies grouped
>no heal beam in sight
>now's my chance
>wombo and get a 5k with our pharah
>Mercy pops out of one of the corpse's assholes and rezzes everyone
>potg shows her hiding and waiting even before our ults
>>153624829
Lol, no, i'm just gonna flood this general with faggotry anyway. I don't need no official confirmation to annoy self-loathing loset-dwellers
>>153617562
It's called ryona embrace it.
>>153629057
They baited you into using your ults, that was all planned...
As a zen main will I have a hard time getting placed or will I be fine?
I got to 65 last time around but that was before I picked up zen.
.
>>153629045
yeah no, this is when that mercy only follows that one single team mate and actively ignores the rest of the team
>Hanamura
>Get an ez charge pin on a Genji running to me
>Whiff the fucking wall I was aiming for
>End up going to the outside
>End up charging off the stage
>Charge stops after a second of falling off
>Fall to my death while Genji recovers like it's Super Smash Bros
>>153627253
There is no evidence that anyone is gay, yet someone is. It's almost as if people don't have to be flaming faggots who's life revolves around their sexual preferences to be gay
>>153628894
>it's "I pop my ult to kill Marcy but she Guardian Angel's up her teammate's asshole and disappears just to rez the 3 people I do manage to kill" episode
I going to start raining shit down on supports, they ruin all of my plays
OK knockback is definitely increased
I wonder if this is intentional or not
>>153616875
>playing defense on Numbani
>genji main named genji is being a faggot as usual
>he scales up a wall and tries to give me the old one-two
>instead of double jumping over me he drops like a sack of potatoes and I hit him with my left click
>I send him a winkyface in chat for bait
>head to the second floor hallway near point A
>start setting up my traps and spamming the bus area to get his attention
>he climbs up the wall tries to dash me but gets caught mid-way
>shitter starts popping deflect but doesn't notice the other trap is already under him
>mfw
>>153627454
It's not a shit pairing, it's just desperate mercyfags trying to keep their shit waifu relevant can't handle being btfo'd again
>>153629012
But just like Pharah having robot limbs she must have computer panties that cover her AI vagina.
You see this coming towards you
What do you do?
>>153628905
Isn't it weird though that S76 and Reinhardt has zero interaction in-game? No dialogue whatsoever. Yeah, soldier is presumably a noname vigilante and is totally not rein's former commander, but come the fuck on literally everybody recognizes him
I guess rein's small head is not a design flaw, but rather a hint
>>153629057
They should rework her ult so it revives anyone who dies in a radius around her for some duration, but won't revive people who are already dead.
THEY REMOVED THE OPTION TO RATE THE MATCH
WHAT THE FUCK
So is the new map live yet?
mei nerf next patch you heard it here first
seriously wth did they screw up, this is dumb as fuck the enemy mei had a ult every goddamn minute
>>153629248
nope, im pretty sure that if someones gay they have to constantly broadcast it like a true stereotypical flaming homo
the people attumblrseems to think so, just look at all the fanart
>first ever match in competitive
>piss scared I'll fuck up and get destroyed by enemy team or team will yell at me
>end up stomping them and getting all gold
>>153628270
>it's a mercy being a useless waste of space episode
But that's every episode anon
>>153629436
no, go back to sleep.
>>153629436
nope
>>153629384
spam crouch to show my good intentions and then sit with them
>>153628902
No, the 3 of them were friends and he was hoping Ana would at least take his side, but she didn't. And others probably followed.
They were clearing all friends.
>>153629384
Turn my resolution back down because my old ass computer could never handle that much clarity.
>>153629384
pump rockets ar Rein's shield until it's gone
maybe fly up above and hit a concussion blast to knock him out of position
I can't even tell if this shit is good, blizzard better not keep switching this ranked shit up every season
Also, mercy is shit still, stop picking her
>mercy main
>another mercy main on the opposite team
>win against them, get potg
>they quit
this shouldn't feel good but it does
>>153629578
That's like a 61-62 placement, pretty damn good
>>153628270
>it's a "Mercy ults your 5-man kill and then she gets POTM"
>>153629152
In S1 I found Zen the best choice for me to soloq with. He can make room for mistakes in a team of shitters and somewhat competent team he makes even stronger.
Let the monster energy kids run as they please with genjis and reapos, you don;t want to see them supporting you anyway
>>153628484
> mercy is still not removed from the game
It's seems like they can't. But keeping her irrelevant is the first step in the right direction
>tfw your team ignores the lucio/mercy
>>153629375
Only Junkrat, Torb, McCree, Genji, and Symmetra have prosthetic limbs. The devs have confirmed they just don't give a shit about anatomy that makes sense.
Tracer is actually my wife
How do I game plan for the inevitable Hanzo and Mei usage on console? I have a feeling ill be picked off from across the map more than usual.
>>153629384
>Break Rein's shield
>Hope D.va won't defense matrix
>I'M GOING FOR THE DONUT STEAL
>GOTCHA/NERF THIS/JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>>153629689
How's her casserole?
just had a 22 minute long match on King's Row
All solo queues, everyone had mics
No one said GGEZ, not even the censored ones
I can't wait to be shit on next match
>>153629386
I think in S76 mind, everybody other than Ana and Pharah is dead to him. Keep in mind he had his name dragged through the mud during Overwatches final days. He probably got betrayed by many of his former friends so he probably doesn't know who to trust.
>>153629650
Alright thanks for the response. I'm hoping I can break into 3000+ using zen in placements.
>>153629719
tastes like herasshole
>>153629386
Hopefully the comic sheds some light on the sort of relationship they had. I wonder if Rein's attitude grated on 76 towards the end, or maybe it helped keep spirits high?
Do I resub to Legion or keep playing OW?
Please guys I can't decide.
>playing calibration match
>one of my teammates is gold
mfw retards want some heroes out of the game or compleltey not used instead of balanced
>>153629731
The whole coup situation implies the organization went Civil War. So he probably trusts or is okay with half of them.
>>153629786
go back to your containment game
>hanzo shoots toothpicks instead of logs now
>everyone will still pick him
>>153629809
>Their team has last season top 500 players
>Your team has people who never even finished placements in S1
How to make Pharah good?
Her damage output seems so low compared to how much skill it takes to actually hit something.
>>153629665
>Tfw a full team(including Reaper and Winston) can't be bothered to focus you down as Lucio on the cart by yourself
>>153629752
Godspeed, mate!
How many eichenwalde games until you get a good feel of the map?
>>153629831
>mfw people will keep complaining and getting every strong hero nerfed into clunkiness
>>153629849
jack is still mad about the great "reinhardt ate jack's sandwiches from the shared fridge" incident
the Gibraltar HQ was never the same again
>>153629891
Don't use her
Junkrat is better
>>153629891
As long as you don't die too much you should get silver or gold with her on a constant basis
>>153629860
What toothpicks?
Didn't they change the hitboxes?
Anyone else discouraged by how bad they are with McCree? I feel like I'm making no progess. I think I'm going to spam him for 100s of hours if that's what it takes for me to get decent with him
>>153629891
She's fine.
>come home after long and hard day on the job
>casserole is burnt
gabriel did literally nothing wrong
>>153629386
Reinhardt doesn't seem the type to keep up with a lot of international news (More of an the spot justice kind of guy. ) so it's entirely possible he doesn't even know that this vigilante exists.
>i was literally one win away from hitting level 70 last season
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153630036
>McCree
SHART IN MART
>get eischenwalde 5 times in comp today
>literally nobody knows how to play it
>dps fucking around in the castle and dying solo for some reason
>>153619542
200 hours in overwatch and I still find myself spychecking when a teammate looks at me while passing them
Just played a game where my team got ass blasted by a team of nothing but Torbs. How do you counter that?
>>153629891
Make her fly a little faster and possibly longer so she doesn't get shot out of the sky by everyone as easily. Flying is her main power, but she gets slapped out the air easily by Widowmaker, McCree, Soldier, sometimes Bastion, Ana, and others. I get it that there are supposed to be counters, but Ana becomes a free target when flying around. Overall she isn't that bad though.
>>153629504
>>153629509
fire up OW now
see patch notes
new map is in
wut?
>>153630078
>yfw the bar fills up but stops at 21999 / 22000
>>153630149
>he didn't go back to sleep
>>153630036
You sound like you never landed a headshot from a railgun before
>>153630149
it's a dream
>>153630016
>>153630117
Have a tank draw the turret's fire while teammates destroy them.
>>153629990
>X years later
>Watchpoint Gibraltar attack spawn
>attack commences in 30 seconds
>76 goes to the fridge
>sandwich is gone
>Rein doesn't recognize him and ate it
>Soldier tries his hardest to not go nuclear and give his identity away
Wish I could draw desu.
>>153630036
I blame the tickrate
>>153630250
They're still bigger than they were last patch. It's similar to McCree's range change.
>>153625454
is this chart an educated guess or does it have real stats/confirmation behind it?
>>153629990
>They no longer took platonic bubble baths together anymore after that incident
>>153630175
i was talking about comp rank
is the new map in the comp?
>>153629726
Fuck, do you guys think theyll give everyone "big WoW gear" since Reinhart stands out like crazy
>>153630049
But Mr 76 is a great cook!
>>153630342
But it's higher than your typical console FPS now that's it's 63~64. Other than CSGO what popular FPS has 128 tick?
>>153628270
>play KOTH
>team doesnt know how to manage ults
>blow all of them at once
>severe overkill
>we now have no ults while the enemy has all of them
Remove Mei
>>153630227
I never have
>>153629726
>genji still in every game
ahh good ol' overwatch
>>153619224
Just like how ganondorf doesnt use his sword
>>153630509
>I share this board with people who had never landed a railgun headshot before
holy FUCK I just got the worst pair of people in my game
squeaker eurocuck and black guy playing reaper who were bragging about being rank 70+, meanwhile being fucking GARBAGE, and blaming our good rein
>>153630578
I did this and now I'm dead.
>>153619489
Reinhardt
>theres a pro genji every game
dont worry niqquhs
i got this
>>153630535
To be fair, the genji actually did well, and held the point when we died
Does your rank in S1 affect your placement rank?
hey does anyone else ever think about giving gabe filthy head behind a gas station? me neither haha
>>153630747
>6 points
>Still have time to push
how the fuck
>>153630427
yes
>>153630774
the whole reason for separate seasons is so shitters like (you) can start over with a clean slate every time
>>153616875
>soloqueue comp
>all my teammates are braindead retards who can't play
what have i done to deserve this
season 1 wasn't this bad
What's the best time to play to avoid the worst of the worst? Should I wait till school starts?
>>153630804
do i?
>>153630856
but i was (shitty) gold last season. In LoL it transfers to make it a bit better.
>>153630709
>>153630873
>season 1 wasn't this bad
Did you play S1 day one?
>>153630832
both teams managed to complete the map twice in the given timeframe
so both teams did a real shit job at defending
reminder that lucio is a must pick for koth and that staying alive is vital!
Fuck the new Mei and Hanzo, honestly. Thank god for Pharah
>buff torb turret damage
>give it range and lock on speed nerf
It must happen
>>153630946
no
i finished my placements like a day before season 1 ended
>>153630970
I understand that point, I'm wondering how you can be that bad at defending.
>>153630973
reminder that lucio is still pick/lose even after his speed boost nerf.
instead of climbing i want to jump down all the way to bronze and hope i break my fucking neck or something
>comp
>matched with a 4 stack
>their Mercy won't heal me
>>153630367
Nigger, learn basic math. 100% * 1.5 * (1-0.33) = 100%
>>153630367
Nigger, learn basic math. 100% * 1.5 * (1-0.33) = 100%
>>153631034
but for koth maps every team fight is condense thus allowing easy healing for lucio
you would rarely use speed boost in fights but rather use it for getting to the fight
imo speed boost reduction did not do anything much
>>153630973
>2 support vs solo zen
no shit
>>153630945
love this version of Widow
probably because she made Pharah happy
>>153630983
I'm convinced that Mei is the developer's favorite character. Isn't this like the 4th time they buffed her? This despite the fact that almost everyone hates her.
>>153631183
>people hate her so we should make her shit tier on purpose
nah
>haven't played in over a month
>try to check out new brawl and quickplay
>5 minute+ to find a game
is this shit dead?
>>153630804
No, and i've never thought about getting railed by him and then dumped in the pool of my own cum as he wraiths away either. Why do you ask?
>>153631146
unless there's less than 3 people in the main group, it's always better to run lucio than a single target healer, and honestly there's no good healer for a team consisting of fast moving flankers.
>>153631183
>I'm convinced that Mei is the developer's favorite character.
pretty sure that's that stupid DVa
>playing comp koth
>my team has ana and bastion
Fuck my life
>>153618304
Refrigerator, BMX, and Death Blossom intro. Golden Guns look fantastic with El Blanco, but don't underestimate his default skins. I use Moss in homage to Doctor Doom.
>>153631183
>developer's favorite character.
nah that's genji
>made a character so broken they had to split it into 2 heroes
>and still broken
>>153631221
Everyone's busy shitting up comp.
How different is competitive be from QP matches?
How does it even work, what will it record from your playing?
grief or bald?
New thread when?
>>153631210
>people hate her
>don't address why everyone hates her
>just keep buffing her so people hate her more
This will surely end well.
>>153631356
in 50 posts
>>153631356
in 42 posts
>>153631354
>grief or bald
both when you lose your hair
>tfw cant find this on sale anywhere
Imma cry
>>153628270
>It's a Mercy who gets a 5 player rez after the enemy pops their ults, and the team dies again episode
>>153631445
wtf
>>153631445
the best thing about this game is that it costs 40 euro which keeps poorfags and children away
>zenyattas laugh
how can one robot be so cute.
>>153631472
I thought those were dinosaur toes for a moment. Like elephant feet.
>>153631541
he's my boyfriend do not touch
>>153631541
>Zarya's laugh
I knew she was best girl!
I KNEW IT!
>>153631445
I need it so bad.
>>153631578
what is it supposed to be
>friend buys me this game to play with him
>download and group up with him only to realize he mains genji
i'm one day into this shit and it's already starting to rub me the wrong way
>>153631593
that's a robot
it has no dick
>>153631445
>Oh! Hanzo...
>>153631680
butts
>>153631690
Kill your friend.
>>153631713
The cool thing about robots is they can have whatever kind of dicks they want.
>>153630653
rip in pepperoni.
>>153631816he wears a fedora toohe's a great guy, but he just can't help being that guy.
>Michael Chu ships Mercy with Genji
Kill me now
>solo que
>forced into playing support/tank
>still get all golds
>lose/tie
Why do people who are shit at dps play dps?
Should I just be a dick and lock in/ play easy mode?
anyone know whats going on with overbuff? because I was something like #5034 before the update.
Is it because all the skill ratings reset so its purely on stats?
>win first five promos in fun evenly matched games
>on my sixth game get matched with two level 25s who are useless while the enemy team has no one under 120 and a three man premade
>seventh game is more of the same; enemy team has no one under 100 by I get a bunch of sub-50s who treat ranked like quickplay
>eighth game i get a troll mei and lose
>ninth was another loss because a three-man premade on my team wanted to go hanzo, widow, and ana
>tenth was a loss because no one wanted to play tank because why win when you can just run genji, tracer, mccree, and reaper and die repeatedly while getting mad at me, the sole healer, for not being up their ass 24/7
YEAH UH-HUH FORCED 50 DEFINITELY DOESN'T EXIST NOPE NO SIREE.
>Fire character that can burn through Mei's ice and burn her alive when she uses Cryo Freeze
If only.
>>153631690
>Have a friend who's pretty decent
>he talks mad shit and plays mostly genji
>>153632147
They have the Call of Duty mindset where they all want to get tons of kills by themselves. They run out on their own, ignore any teammates, rush in alone and die, and ignore the objective completely.
>>153632273
>FORCED 50
it's called ballancing
>>153631919
Who?
>>153632242
Their algorithm was shit, they replaced it with a new equally shit algorithm
HELL. ON. EARTH.
Send help.
>>153632279
pulse bomb
>>153632147
ME UNGA
TEAM BUNGA
>>153632242
>top 1% as Pharah pre-update
>now a top 47% pharah after the update
Looks like they fucked the algorithm
>>153632494
What does it smell like anons?
>>153632373
How is it "balanced" to force decent players to play with bad players on their team? Balanced would be an even match on both sides. My first five games were balanced. Every game was close. My last five were stomps in the enemy favor. That's not balance.
>>153632569
maybe it was fucked before and it's better now
>>153632579
Refried beans.
New Thread:
>>153632616
>>153632616
>>153632616
New thread when you dingleberries
>"Whoa there!"
>Get 1 shot
>Check killcam
>Got shot in the torso and it counts as a headshot due to the projectile revert
>Hanzos everywhere
>Mercy is now meta, so it's a "Our mercy wastes her ult to rez 1 person while their mercy constantly gets 5 man objective winning rezzes episode every game"
They actually managed to make the game worse than it already was. Fucking end me.
>>153632597
because it's about team ballancing not individual users ballancing
and a 50% win ratio doesn't mean all games must be almost perfectly matched
there could be stomps on both sides
>>153632623
But to go down from top 1% to top 47% is huge
>>153617006
how so? I missed something
>>153632579
Falafels and sweet sweat.
>>153632660
Right above you dingleberry
>>153632712
PTR patch is live on PC and Xbone
>>153632710
was your SR high in season 1? that might explain it, or post your stats?
Not trying to start shit, just genuinely curious whats going on with it
>>153632705
>Got shot in the torso and it counts as a headshot due to the projectile revert
>>153632796
Ended S1 at 65, highest was 65 (stopped playing due to the amount of retards in the 60's)
My stats aren't the greatest (when I first started playing Pharah I sucked ass at her), but I still climbed to top 1%. Also, it looks like I've gone from 47% to 39% within a few minutes so that's real great
>>153630986
>genji now gets free charge and tracer blows turrets up for free
>>153633049
Update: looks like I'm dropping down even further. What the fuck
>>153633049
try refreshing, just a few minutes ago i was down to the mid 60%, but now i get this
>>153633213
Seems like refreshing isn't doing me any favours >>153633147
>>153633049
Maybe the algorithm shifted more towards stats then, (that being said I've dropped 100 or so since posting so who knows)
I capped the season at 59 highest, 55 end season, but when I was on SR59 I was 99% compared to 95% at 55
the algorithm's all a bit of fuckery regardless
>20+ kills as zen, over 40 defense/offensive assits combined
>Probably have at least 80% kill participation
>Get a card for healing
t-thanks
>>153633289
yeah they're still doing some shit now, probably just wait for a bit.
that said, i really don't put much on these arbitrary scoring/rankings either way.
>>153619850
>Mei's wrestlingname is Ice Maiden
>>153631513
but i got the physical edition for 20 senpai
>>153633353
That's insanely retarded considering our stats aren't too far apart
Maybe it's a glitch, idk. Hopefully it gets sorted out
>>153632548
No, it's usually just the dps players.
They will even fuck up the comp because they want to play dps so bad even though they are bad at it.
>war vet wants people to not say gg ez because its not nice
>"i dont get triggered!!!!"