Be One With The Payload edition
Previous Thread: >>153574054
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>The 16 Percenter Club
http://amomentincrime.com
hana song
sana hong
Cutest and best pairing
nth for this should be the official Sombra design and I want to cum on her mask.
>KotH
>respawn and start running to the objective
>Mei ice walls us in our own spawn
DELETE YOUR LIFE
>L-L-Luv, please! I tried my best this time! I don't know why it keeps burning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvFX-G3PJwY
>>153599052
Always pick a different exit from the group. It makes things much simpler.
>be rein main
>see ana instapick
>is good
So I'm trying to git gud with Reinhardt. Should I be aggressive or should I just hold back with my team? If a mix of both, is there a particular time or situation to be aggressive?
>>153599167
It was a respawn with the match close to ending so we were just trying to haul ass to get there as soon as possible.
>switching languages
>full new voicepacks
Fun
>>153599178
>ana main
>flankers talk shit
>"na its good"
>hanzo changes to reinhardt
its a magical bond that no other support will have
>>153598719
I just hitted lvl 2 after the first promotion, should I wait some meme event to get fast loot crates or is it stupid?
>found comm.76
>check the animations and its super sexy
>have no chance to use it because tonight everyone feel like instapicking soldier, 1-2 almost every match.
Just my luck.
Patch is out on live.
>>153599113
>that song
kys
why do people still use mercy
she has no survivability, no aoe usefulness, and no useful offence
Her healing is strong, but it's not enough to support one guy while 3 are being battered
Every game with a mercy that I play, she just gets killed loads of times and only ever temporarily becomes useful with her rez, usually resulting in even more ult feed or insta deaths
Compared to her, lucio has ridiculously movement, strong self and aoe healing, and the combined application of speed boosting/health boosting makes his team far stronger
zenyatta can melt tanks and defend himself fairly adequately
Mercy just has literally no use
>>153599416
This
Get in here.
Tracer!
>>153599390
It's like Reinhardt and Ana are meant for each other, it's true love.
>>153599316
>there's people in this general who doesn't play overwatch in their native languageQue vergüenza...
Does anyone even care about the Sombra shit at this point?
>>153599425
Its like 6pm shouldn't you be in bed old man? Someone has to wake up early to watch the news else you wont have anything to talk about with your dead friends
All right /owg/, post shit strategies people think are good.
Example: Mei walling off enemy spawn
>groups up enemy
>buys maybe 5 seconds
>wastes an ability that can force a 3v6 during
the start of the match, when this is easiest to
pull off
>>153599596
I will care when she gets playableven at least in the ptr
>True self is without form
>>153599267
Have your shield up to cover your teammate and let them shoot trough, use firestriker to bait zarya's shield, scare roadhog or lure the other rein only. Charge only if you see a good opening on 1-2 enemy, sure that no one will get you after.
It's a mixture of both but always mantain your shield first. Watch out for Tracers and Reapers.
>>153599596
Assuming she looks like
>>153599048
I will draw tons of art of her being inseminated and pumped up the shitter at the same time.
I didn't even realize friendly fire was a thing.
...Transmitiendo información a ómnicos activos... 16.6692%
>>153599642
Thats literally done just to be annoying you autist lol.
>wall of spawn
>jog back to your team who is at the choke point who aren't going to help you with that 3v6 anyway
>wall is back up becuase the cd isnt that long
>When the two enemy genjis are really good at pressing Q and left clicking a lot
I got outplayed. Good job fellow gamers.
>>153598815
A BEST
>when Roadhog misses his scrapgun blast because the hook was such complete bullshit that he was caught completely by surprise you were pulled in
>>153599113
>vid
cancer
post more qt Hana though
how come my thingy doesn't glow?
Anyone dug around through the patch files to see what's coming yet?
>>153599779
Nice thumbnail. Also, it's a bug with Junkrat and Genji's deflect.
>>153599525
This
Mercy a shit because she can't deal with her own problems like
the other healers can and she needs to be babysat for heals
that don't beat ana's and rez that takes very long to charge now
>>153599926
Nice cropping skills.
>>153599910
Shut that mut up before I put it down.
>>153598882
HURR DURR PATCH DAY IS ON TEUSDAY FAGS BTFO
BALDERICH OR GRIEFHARDT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS ROADHOG'S HEAD HITBOX FUCKING MASSIVE OR SOMETHING WHY DO I DIE SO FAST AS HIM
Patch is out
New brawl, Season 2 started (!!!!!)
not a drill
>>153600025
Jamison Fawkes!
UPDATE
P
D
A
T
E
HAPPENING
>>153599267
Shield your team when they actually need you to be there (a lot).
Go in to clean up a won fight or catch a retard out of position, since your team's just going to run out in front of your shield anyway.
Don't walk around with it up to just get it hit. Give it some time to rest and recharge. Corners and walls are your friend.
>>153599925
you want to talk about cancer on /owg/? This place consist of autists who don't know how to play comp, crying, reposts of tumblr art, yaoi art, waifuing, never ending bitching, reposts of reddit top comments, and discussion of lore by people who spoke to someone who skimmed the wiki. lmao autist
>sparrow skin
>that genji face when he laughs
Jesus christ he looks like a smug fatass
>>153599943
Eichenwalde, Genji nerfs and 33% bigger Spamzo hitboxes
>>153599603
Sorry I don't have shit taste kiddo
>>153600150
more than 1 person shooting at you, esp if it's 2 of the team's dps, can usually add up to maybe ~300dps. Get a real tank to cover you or pick your 1v1's more carefully.
>>153600150
He's a huge target plus you may be getting discorded by Zenyatta which absolutely deletes Roadhog.
>"I am not da turd."
What did Hanzo mean by this?
Have you accepted Reinhardt into your heart today?
Patch notes where?
Here comes the Hanzo spam
>>153599926
Because you've never played competitive.
it's out
Competitive is back
>>153600305
You're on /owg/, even having shit taste would be an improvement at this point. lmao
>Girl Power over
What the fug?
>>153600476
SJW propaganda doesn't work like Tumblrinas tell you man.
>team falls apart and fails to seal the deal three fucking times in OT
>gets mad at me for hanging back as Widow and not being on the point all the time
>four golds
>4 golds as Mei on KOTH
>>153600383
holy shit it is
Patch went live
Sombra confirmed for Tuesday
>time for placements again
The ride begins anew
>>153600125
HELPPPPPPPPPP
>>153600476
Really? It was a shit brawl anywaywhite power brawl when
>>153600150
>Dying as large man of meathooks
>Standing somewhere someone can actually kill you
>>153600697
I wouldn't advise to play comp just now. The first days are the worst and we still don't know if they intentionally released it.
>>153600556
How many final blows?
>Squelch chat
Thank god that means i can mute fuckers right?
>>153600150
>massive hitbox
>600 hp no armor
gee wizz anon i can't figure it out it must be gosh darn mystery
IT BEGINS
>update
whats up?
>Jack... I was supposed to protect you.
I guess Blizzard is making Soldier 76 a damsel in distress. This voice line is triggered when an Ana player watches a Soldier 76 player get killed.
>>153599753
>I will draw tons of art of her being inseminated and pumped up the shitter at the same time.
you're doing god's work, man
NEW UPDATE HYPE
got the new legendary d.va emote
This is Jesse McCree! He's very cute!
Say something nice about him!
>>153600150
Huge hitbox, no armor. gee I wonder why he's dieing so fast...
>brawl for new map
>but PLACEMENTS TOO
Such choices
IS THE PTR NOW LIVE
i-is my s76 (patheticly small) buffed now
Who wants to queue for placement matches in comp together? Must have season high of 60+MeanMike#1231
dvapussy to sniff please ;_;
>>153600921
He's a good power bottom
>>153600921
he's easy to kill with my hammer, that's pretty nice.
>>153598882
>>153600921
McCree is cute and I like his hat!
>>153601064
>Only 60+
No thanks lol
>>153600882
Post it or I don't believe you.
>>153600476
Get fucked, tumblr
>>153600987
The 76 buff is actually pretty substantial, expect to see him played a lot more
>>153601285
I hope so, I'm still pretty salty about his nerf back then
>tfw hungry but don't know what I want to eat
>bored but don't want to do anything
>want to spend time with my gf, but I'm mad at her because she went and saw her ex when she told me she was hanging out with her friends
Where should I eat? I'm thinking like Qdoba or McDonalds or maybe this really greasy delicious diner. I need something new and exciting.
>>153601182
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNILVID02cU
Its between 3:57 and 4:10
>>153600552
>>153601214
>waifu war
>tumblr
>>153600824
26.
Your reminder to prepare for November.
Share what you're doing to get ready.
>>153600921
he is great for rule63
>patch is out
does this mean QP is comfy again
>>153599391
no, play the game and have fun retard
>first placement
>level 25 hanzo
>reaper
>another reaper
>use voice chat
>they don't fucking listen
>get rinsed by a pharah over and over and over
Save me from this nightmare
>>153601713
They aren't gay.
>>153601437
go to a diner and get some hash. Good hash always cheers me up.
>placement matches
Hello darkness my old friend
who /bei/ here?
When was it that you realized that the game is going free to play very soon?
To me was when I saw this
Fuck, I just fucking bought this last month
>>153601768
No.
Hanzo is already ruining games.
>>153601827
>See Pharah
>Don't pick 76, press E then just shoot her til she dies
>>153601508
Oh, its not anything like you made it sound though. She's just as concerned when Rein and Pharah get killed too.
He's not pathetic, Ana's job is to watch over the people she swore to protect. That's her character.
>>153601134
Isn't his hat the greatest?
I want to smell it!
>play QP
>everyone knows their roles
>enjoys themselves
>plays heroes they're familiar with and knows to counter the heroes on the enemy team
>ranked
>mouthbreathing mongoloids
>1 hero limit forces players into roles they're less effective at
>no one switches to counter enemies
>every loss is treated like the end of the world
Why even suffer it begin with? What's the point? It isn't fun, but now I have these fucking useless cheese pizzas sitting in my hero select screen that will never be used.
Wait I though Season 2 was starting Tuesday?
Sombra when?
>>153601827
>Hero stacking is back
Dear god why
>>153601916
(you)
Please post your best D.va images, a power surge just wiped my whole album ;_;
PSN down for anyone else?
>>153601981
Blizz saw the twitch numbers fall and god scared
>Goldens are 3000 points now
NANI
>still can't decide between Balderich and Greifhardt
>>153601871
That's not the right way to prepare anon, you're going to get run over when the shit storm comes with that attitude.
> These changes
Half of them do nothing and the other half are pretty stupid, not counting the Genji changes and the maps and shit. Wat?
>>153601437
What'd she do with her ex?
Playing against all Ana bots to test my aim with McCree has completely killed my motivation to keep playing. I'm garbage even though most of my time recently has been spamming McCree in QP
>>153601981
Get fucked faggot it's now. Sombra hacked us a Christmas Miracle.
>>153602114
Same
>>153600697
I-I'm scared anon.
>>153602102
Everything got multiplied by 10
>>153602114
Greifhardt
>>153602090
>Playing FPS on consoleYeah it's down for me too, family.
>>153602032
>less streams than Magic The gathering
>free weekends
What do you call this then?
>tfw can't play comp on my account since I'm level 13
motherfucker I played my brother's account up to 60
>>153602102
You get 10 points for winning now. They changed it so that they could have ties award points, just less than a win. I think a tie is worth 3 points toward a gold weapon.
>>153601827
What
You cant hero stack in comp
>>153602070
>>153600232
Too bad we got to wait till tuestday
>first placements
>already a leaver
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>153601961
Yeah people get salty when losing, but when you get that good game where both teams are even and everyone is just playing their best it feels really fun. I don't see salt when we lose and everyone is playing good heroes, that just means we got outplayed.
>>153602319
check the streams tomorrow and we will talk again
and the free weekend is most likely to increase the sellings on consoles
have another (you)
>tfw don't give a single fuck about Competitive and therefore get to avoid a whole lot of stress and drama.
>>153602090
Yeah.
>Tfw Xbox gets the patch before us
>>153602502
>free weekend is most likely to increase the sellings
that's what everybody kept saying about tf2
>>153602253
I was never intending on playing this game, but my console IRL friends pressured me into buying it. Thought it was just a casual trash game like Dota/Lol/CSGO/CoD/Hearthstone but it turns out it's actually pretty fun in a party. Aiming sucks though, it feels a lot worse than aiming in Destiny or CoD on console.
>>153602356
>patch is out
>>153602490
>>153601961
To add onto my post, in quickplay I get bored really fast because nobody is trying and I'm not improving by playing with/against retards who trickle in
The increased time per game round is a huge putoff too.
>>153602509
all the wannabe pro-tards that are shit at the game leave to competitive, and good players that don't give a shit about becoming a joke esport star remain in quickplay
>both griefhardt and balderich have the blue core behind the back
that's the turn off for me
> Lucio speed boost nerf
Literally does nothing to decrease his usefulness
> Comp level lowers if you're high placed and don't play for a while
Why? That'd just make me not wanna play comp at all
new hanzo is so broken ez mode. 20 and 2 and they didnt even get the first payload checkpoint.
>>153601437
Post food.
Ana cucking Mercy with 76/Pharah iscute
>>153602114
Grief look cooler imo but balderich works better with golden hammer
It's a tradeoff
>>153602490
I guess it just feels like there's a lot of pressure to perform well, and if you fill a role you're mediocre at it feels like you're letting the team down. Maybe ranked just isn't for me, which is a shame because it has some nice mechanics and actual rewards.
>>153602768
>tfw PS4
>no patch
>>153602592
>It's just a casual trash game
But it is.
And all those games are just as, if not more fun in a party.
>overwatch has started an update
what did it mean by this?
>>153602735
Speed was his best thing though, it gets you through chokes which is the most important part of maps. It also gets you to KOTH super fast and made him a MUST pick
>>153602768
Tell your team you're bad at the role and they will be happy to switch, you'll get at your correct mmr eventually
Tbh I think leaving voice chat below rank 60 is a good idea, since they won't be saying anything useful more than they will be salty toxic fags
>>153602143
Said they just "hung out".
She wants to move in together, but I'm pretty meh about it because who does that to someone they love? Thats fucked up.
Just started playing genji, gimmie tips on how to get better.
>>153600882
Ana's job during sniper missions was the protection of the squad. She also used this as a crutch to deal with her guilt when it came to killing so when she fails she has to actually deal with her guilt and failure. Its not some faggy anime knight shit its oh fuck I failed to do my job and to help keep my friends alive. But you guys are very desperate for social interaction its bad so you see ana feeling remorse for not protecting her military family as something mooshie instead of just helping a friend survive
>>153602735
comp levels only lower for the really high players
you don't have to worry
>>153602751
At least there is a reason to think 76 might have been with Ana but 76 fucking Pharah?
We're going to far here folks.
I'm going to wait a week or so before doing placement matches. I had to climb over 20 ranks on S1 because KotH bug fucked me over and I got placed at 51.
Wait a second
I thought S2 wasn't until the sixth?
>>153602891
>DOTA/LOL
>fun
Maybe for autists
>CSGO
>CoD
>fun
Literally turn a corner and spray or get sprayed the games
>>153602942
Have you asked her why she didn't tell you?
If she wants to move in with you maybe she was just trying to get some closure?
>in placement match
>lose first round
>1 guy instantly leaves
>another guy does after
>2 others just go afk
>match counts as a loss for me
life isn't fair, this isn't fun
>no Sombra this month
>>153602986
Ana stealing 76/Pharah from Mercy, you dip.
So I guess there's no new rewards to buy with competitive points, then?
>>153602967
Pro level high or really good level high?
>>153602942
>hangs out with ex when she is supposed to be with friends
red flag bruh be on alert she could be a slut and not the good kind that actually likes being a slut
>>153603086
Top 500/master only I believe
>>153602927
He's good at KOTH because he can stay on the point and heal at the same time without babysitting. The speed helps, but it's not super necessary.
>>153603078
But Mercy doesn't give a shit about them?
>ps4 Overwatch is down
Mayhaps we're getting the update on time this season?
>>153602724
desu I play comp when I'm on my own because solo qp is shit
comp overwatch will always remain a joke and will only exist due to blizz funneling money into the game, the game doesn't stand up as a competitive fps
>>153602961
Literally just throw shurikens at range until you have your Ult, then go in.
I used to think Genji was harder to play but he isn't.
>>153603281
I was mid match when the shit broke.
It said that PSN wqs under maintenance.
I was pissed so I just quit for the day.
>Mei's laughing emote
>>153603294
>the game doesn't stand up as a competitive fps
you know it doesn't when this is a thing
and console dudebros being in "top 5 teams"
>>153603281
>ps4
leeeeel
So has Blizzard already forgotten all about us console plebs less than six months since the game came out? Why does it have to be the way that it is? Why must life be so cruel?
Hasn't it been like two weeks since the new emotes and that castle map came out?
>>153603032
git gud scrub, if you were a real pro you could 1v5
>>153603513
>Not D.Va/Zen's laugh
Literally kill yourself.
Why doesn't an enemy Lúcio say something in Portuguese when he uses his ult? Why do some talk in their native language but others don't?
Overwatch takes fucking forever to load up now, I've been on the hero gallery for 5 minutes and I still have that gray world map screen, what the fuck.
Eichenwalde is unbalanced as fuck on attack right?
>I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
>>153601913
>not 5 gold medals
trash
>>153603697
Too early to tell
I think it's defense favored desu
>>153603605
those came out on the public testing region not official you baka console player.
Should you wait until people get a better feel for eichewalde before doing placements?
>>153603605
>>153603605
They just went live on pc which means it still has to go through the console patch process
Quick, bruvs
Baldrich or Greifhardt?!
Yeah i'll be waiting next week for those placement matches, when they fix the shit right up.
>>153603697
>>153603775
He meant as that is favoured to defense.
>>153603854
Greifhardt if you like plants, Baldrich if you like shiny armor
>>153603820
oh, sweet, I'm just really out of the loop
well in that case, how long until blizzard forgets the console plebs in the way of valve with tf2
>>153603605
enjoy having no experience with the """""balance""""" changes, or the """""new""""" hero before season 2 starts friendo
>>153604065
>mfw no gengu every game in comp now
feels so fuckin good man oh my god
>>153603991
By spring time next year.
They already don't care to tell us when the fuck the patches are coming out or plan to do anythimg about the fags with XIM4's using keyboards and stomping all us normal controller fags.
I also read that for a good time console players weren't even allowed to comment on the official forums.
I WANT THIS SKIN DAMMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153603032
Do your best when that happens, it's easy gold medals. Medals matter more than losses during placements (though obviously winning also matters) if you can't help the loss
>>153604141
just wait till they realize the nerfs did nothing
then they attribute it to their skill on the hero
Is Mercy viable now?
2 losses in a row
i'm communicating over the mic
nothing is working
i can't believe this
>Lost connection to server
FUCKING BLIZZARD UPGRADE YOUR SHIT SERVER
>>153604337
cool
How long until the servers get ddosed again because it's a F2P weekend on consoles
What does this face mean?
>>153604389
Close client entirely, start client up, patch starts
>>153604328
No, Zen and Lucio is still meta
>>153604337
>calibrating on the first day of the season
worst time to do it my dude
>xboxwatch says there's a new update and I should install
>restart game
>no update
>error can't log in
>two lost placement matches
I'm trying my best as a Reinhardt player...
I just...I don't know anymore...
>>153604471
a friend we play with is really fucking bad though, have to do them before he gets on
>>153604432
"Wherever I am, I must also slavsquat"
i hope you faggots at least plan on teaming up with 1-2 other friends before rushing into comp
>want Riverboat McCree
>I absolutely can't hit anything worth shit when playing him
I guess I'll get Baldrich instead.
Eat a fucking cucktus Kaplan
>2-0 in placements
>soloque as lucio/Dva
can't wait to go 2-8
>>153604448
What? I was already in a comp game
>there are people
>in THIS VERY THREAD
>doing their placements right now
Literally why
>>153604539
That's a good excuse
good luck then
>>153603032
Yeah, S1 day one placements sure were fun.
>match 1
>2 leavers on our team
>lost
>match 2
>3 leavers on our team
>"you won't be punished if you leave" so I leave
>count as loss
>match 3
>2 leavers on our team
>genji switches to mei and proceeds to block us everywhere he can
>lost
>match 4
>placed against 6 man stack while we have group of 2 and 4 randoms
>get stomped hard, not even a chance
And all that in a row, mind you. I got super mad at this fucking bullshit and quit playing comp for about a month or so, and when I returned - holy shit I managed to pull 5\5 and placed 49 in the end. Lesson learned, never do placements in the first week of season.
>Have done nothing but fuck around on PTR for the past week or two
>First thing I do on live is enter placement matches
>>153604705
This. I dont understand why they wont wait for the fixes.
>>153600921
He's got spurs.That jingle jangle jingle, as he goes riden merrily along, and they sing "Oh aintchya glad you're single", and that song ain't so very far from wrong.
>doing placements day 1
>inb4 every payload match won't count towards your rank at all or some other massive fuckup from Blizz
Why do you do this, anon?
>the size of mei's ult
Buy why
>>153604705
Because you don't lose rank anymore and starting at a low mmr means more easy wins and comp points
>>153604852
Players ought to be punished for playing
>>153604852
Because
>win a game
>type gg ez
>it isn't filtered
>i look like a jackass
FUCK
>tfw trashed around in QP for so long that my skill has decreased and now I'm scared of doing the placement matches
MERCY OR LUCIO OR ZENYATTA?
WHO'S MORE VIABLE THIS PATCH?
>>153604852
>getting close to Mei
This is your own fault and you will be punished
>>153604949
>not typing GG EZ to see reddit get upset
what are you, fucking gay?
>>153605032
Always Zenyatta
>Tfw buying a shitton of emotes and the Balderich skin the scond the patch drops
Feels good to be the paladin again
>>153598719
You forgot to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYt7vByulVQ
>>153605064
This, but Lucio instead of Zenyatta
zenyatta is FUCKING BULLSHIT
>pick hanzo after patch
>just spam arrows at choke
>triple gold victory
>3 games in a row
>haven't played since season 1
>aim is all over the place
Okay, first quickplay then competitive. Let the guinea pigs find the glitches in placement.
I want to impregnate Mei
Sombra on Tuesday confirmed
>>153605258
>play BF1 beta
>literally impossible to aim properly
>come back to Overwatch
>aim is better than before
>zenyatta does 50 damage at infinite range with 100% accuracy and auto aimed projectiles
you can pick two zenyattas and just spam a corner or choke and nobody will be able to pass
Reasons I fucking hate competitive. No matter how well you play. Having a shit team means you still lose.
>The "delayed respawn during overtime" bug is still in the game
How has this not been squashed already? The respawn countdown timer will countdown to zero and then stay there on zero for an additional 2 or 3 seconds before spawning you back into the game. It's fucked up and I'm surprised you all aren't complaining about this.
>>153605290
You should've changed "proxies" to ARGs.
>>153605384
not hitscan though
>>153605379
what its 100x easier to aim in bf1 since everyone doesn't move so fast
>>153605459
Yeah its too late by now
Once I remake it with her canon design I'll do that
>>153605438
Probably because it isn't a bug and an intended feature? Same with OT decaying faster over time
>>153605384
I though it was 46 damage per orb.
>can finally laugh at enemies i put to sleep on live
It's a good feel.
I love Fareeha!!!
What's ARG?
>>153605721Ana raping Genji
I had posted a week ago or so about how I bleached my hair for a 76 cosplay, but it turned out that I just looked like a homosexual. /owg/ told me to post the finished product.
I don't have a gun because I didn't want to carry it around all day all weekend and my biotic grenades, 7.5 oz cans I had painted and covered with electrical tape, were actually thrown away by my mom when she let herself into my apartment the other day while I was at work. So I'll just say on field's on cooldown if anyone asks.
>>153605721
Augmented Reality Game
>gg easy isn't filtered
>>153605635
>that blue skin
>nice round ass
>qt smug face
I want to warm up the Smugberrywith her ass on my face
>>153605863
why the heck didn't you just do fake hair
>>153605503
>hitboxes are fucked
>aim constantly gets stuck and moves on its own for le "cinematic experience"
>sensitivity changes between vehicles, zoom modes, and guns
>setting to compensate for it doesn't work
>massive RNG accuracy on anything that isn't a single action rifle
So the only thing you can get for the comp points are still only the gold guns? You guys think they will add something during the season or the guns will be the only thing for some time?
>>153605863
Not terrible/10
>first time on Eichenwalde
>won as Rein and got POTG while using his new skin
Like pottery.
>>153605863
Breddy gud, fampai.
>>153605930
Cute!!!
>>153605863
Too chubby
>>153605973
It's my first time cosplaying. Learning experience. I didn't want to half-ass it with an anime wig, but if I was good at this shit it'd be easy to style it appropriately.
>>153606056
you know you can adjust sensitivity
is bf1 your first real fps
>only play random shit on pubs or heroes I want to practice
>comp is back
>back to heroes I'm best at
>3 golds as junkrat on koth
I was missing this
>Launch OW
>900 Mo to download
Is there an update or did I fuck up by not using the Disc rom?
Waga kokoro, make your sesame
>update pushed out on the first of the month
oh shit
Sombra this month lads
>>153606214
>adjusting sensitivity overrides all that other bullshit
>>153605863
Where do you live and are you willing to fuck me in that costume
>>153606273
1.3 just went live in the last hour
>>153606165
Fuck you, dude. The jacket's just not tailored well.
>>153605863
you're a handsome boy
>been on this loading screen for 3 minutes now
How. What the absolute fuck is going on? This has not been a thing until this patch.
And when I finally load in, none of the models are loaded so I have to fucking pray to hit any of the enemy team (if I'm even aware they're there in the first place) for most of the fucking round. What is this shit.
>>153606303
Never happening.
>>153606305
the first two things dont even happen and "rng on automatic weapons" is called spread my man and its not random
>>153606143
>last point on attack
>go 1v1 with a Reaper as Zero Suit Hana
>get back in my mech, launch my ult
>quadruple kill, winning the match and POTG
Too bad this was probably a fluke since they probably didn't know the map very well
>>153605863
Not shit/10
>>153606161
>>153599813
I would pay another $40 to have this in the game.
>>153606409
Your hard disk might be choking on something.
>>153606558
Why is she looking at me like that?
>>153606558
The Amaris are goddesses
>>153605863
Expect to have Reaper cosplayers ask if they can touch you inappropriately for photo ops.
You'll probably get some girls too.
>>153605438
Respawn time during overtime is 12 seconds. They just didn't add any graphic to illustrate that
>>153606373
House of judgement and not house of devil's
>Are you trying to be called gay?
>>153606647
She sees your Mercy picture collection
>>153602509
>>153602724
Just do your placements and ignore the rest. Yeah, it sucks that you don't get golden orbs for your Zenyatta, but otherwise there's not much point if you're actually playing games for fun.
How come you don't always see the kill cam
>>153605863
Show off Mask better?
It doesn't look like it fits, but you can barely see it.
>all those rein with their new legacy skin
Fine i'll stick withbloodhardt
>>153604306
If you play well with Genji after the nerfs then you're not a Genji shitter, you're a Genji god.
>>153606723
You mixed up your greentext there, friend.And Devils will die and Judgement's only member is the real Kell of Kells.
>>153606373
>puffing your shoulders up
>>153606767
i already got my golden peacekeeper after 30 games in season 1 and reaching 75
I have fixed some characters
>roadhog can grab an enemy after hooking her
>the character is now his human shield for 10 seconds, and her teammates do friendly fire to her
>roadhog can release her by pressing melee button
~
>all junkrat's attacks do double damage
>they also hurt his own team and himself
>5% of his mines, bombs, and tires are duds
~
>the reach of mei's ice beam is doubled
>enemies and friendlies have a small chance of slipping when running on frozen ground
~
>>153606373
lift your shirt
>>153604536
you cant play reinhardt in lower ranks. everyone fucking runs past the shield! >_<
>>153606864
It fits okay. It has adjustable straps so it can be fiddled with.
>>153606373
>>153606882
>Variks
>Kell of Kells
He has two arms for a reason friendosorry about the greentext friendo, I'm autistic
>>153606963
I am glad you are not a developer.
>>153606882
Fallen will be a playable race in Destiny 2. This is fact.
>>153606963
Junkrat's bombs already hurt himself. I've seen him kill himself in the spawn before the match even begins.
>>153604897
you can still lose your rank retart
>pharah buff
>100% damage with melee while airborne
Okay, be frank with me. Is Junkrat as OP as people claim he is? As someone who plays him a lot, there's a lot of situations that are beyond my ability to handle (1v1ing a Genji, fighting fast characters, etc.) and I've never went "God this is bullshit" when I get harassed by Junkrats, even as other characters.
While I'm at it, should I place my steel trap on the health kit so that it's guaranteed to land if someone goes for it and doesn't see it, or should I do it partially off center and hope they don't grab it from the wrong side?
So is 76 good now
where's sombra
>>153606373
post ass
>>153604852
big ult for a big girl
>>153606963
How can one person be so retarded
>>153607178
Who the fuck claims Junkrat is OP?
>>153604897
you got it wrong friendo. you don't lose the badge, but you can go below. for example, if you get to 1500 and reach silver, you can lose and go down to 1450. you just will still be silver.
>>153606889
You wish.Actually am sucking in gut a little bit, but my shoulders and chest are naturally huge. I'm pretty sensitive about that shit because I used to be fat and I'm still working on it.
>>153606963
Junkrat's bombs do 120 damage and he's always getting kill shooting randomly.
240 damage from the sky? Fuck you.
Quick, with Bloodhardt, an highlight intro.
Hammer down or Charge?
who /won their first placement in a stomp/ here lads
>You can get Reins new skin without even playing a single round of Eichenwalde and retrieve the armor yourself
Muh immersion
>>153607178
He's not op he's just an incredibly annoying character who relies on spam and he is always 100% safe to do his ult as soon as it's ready.
>>153606373
you seem pretty goodpost ass, seriously
This was my first placement...
Fuck volsakaya oh my god
>>153607223
Tuesday
>>153607223
tuesday
>>153607195
He's much better.
My aim isn't good enough for McCree but 76 is now a perfectly viable DPS character so I'll be playing him a lot more.
>>153607178
Throw a mine on them.
>>153607362
Charge
>>153607076
He's the only possibility the Fallen have for a future. They were abandoned by the Traveler. They can't beat humanity. They'll succumb to the Darkness. Variks' path of cooperation with the Awoken and Humans will literally save his people.
>>153607412
>>153607431
why tuesday
>D.Va's game thing is 1000 blizz bux
KAPLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>153607487
amomentincrime hits 23% that day
>Lose
>Draw
>Win
I'm improving
>>153607132
no
>passive: pressing and holding the Jump Jet button again after using it will make Pharah fall much faster
there now she's decent
>>153607487
23%, the meme number for Sombra
>>153607479
But no one will respect him, he can be easily beaten physically, which is more important for the fallen
>>153607362
>Bloodhardt
>Ever
Hammer down I guess, but your tastes are shit friendo. Paragon or not-flecktarn are the superior choice.
Balderich or Griefhardt lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2-1basQhX8
>>153607195
He can now land shots more accurately from a distance and if you are good at tracking then there is no better time to get on the 76 train.
How long should I wait and when is the best time to do my placements?
>>153600350
i'll accept him into my ass
>>153605049
>Mei Ult
>Getting close to Mei
sorry what are you retarded
>>153606842
>try to do this for Widowmaker with stills from Alive
>can't detect her fact because it's the same color as the sky
kek'd
>competitive season 2 already out
whats this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGvOfLsEFOA
C U T E
U
T
E
>>153607641
When blizzard usually updates, Tuesday.
>4 games into season 2 and already suffering from me ooga team booga
>>153607641
Do them now, you never know when the next DDoS is going to occur.
>>153607223
cutest shit i've seen all day
>>153607279
I've seen like 5 people in /owg/ and in real life who claim Junkrat needs a nerf. I don't know where they're coming from and I'm not sure if I'm blind or if they're retarded.
>>153607387
Junkrat's Ult is safe, but the tradeoff is it's pretty useless if you don't know where the enemies are to find them and spend a lot of the time rolling around the map trying to find someone who won't blast your tire.
>>153607447
They ain't ever that close.
>>153607723
Probably to take away BF1's thunder
>>153607641
when you git gud
>girl power brawl only lasted 3 days
>>153607601
>muh crusader thing
At first i wanted to get paragon or the new ones but man it gets really boring to see everyone with the same skin.Also i took charge.
Season 2 started already?
>>153607652
My autism got the better of me
>>153607916
yes
>>153607749
First thing I've seen from SFM that isn't shit.
>Patch up on PC/XBX1
>PSN is down
POWER TO THE PLAYERS.
waifumaker is a good dancer
>>153607846
Charge is fine too. I have and use both.
>game on cost 1000
reeee
>>153607534
Hey guys. We know how much the overwatch community cherishes memes, so we made D.va's sitting emote a legendary to make it just that much more special in our eyes.
Fixing McCree:
>can dual wield
>in this mode he can fire each gun individually with left & right mouse buttons, but his accuracy is reduced and he can't flashbang or melee
>>153607534
>>153608080
>>153608108
>not having more coins than you can spend already
Alright last thing.Best skin for Reaper, and give me a nice combo with highlights/voiceline
And no, im already using the evil laugh.
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>NERF THIS
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>>153608175
Shut the fuck up, Blizz shill.
>>153608035
wtf i hate sony now
>>153607537
wouldn't it make more sense that it'll be 100% on Octoder 23rd
>>153607641
I'm waiting till Monday personally.
>>153608189
blackwatch reyes
executioner and slice
So I tried getting into Overwatch on the ps4 and all of a sudden it's saying I need Playstation plus
Plz explain I already spent to much on this game
>>153608231
No-one is forcing you to buy memes with virtual currency.
>>153607589
They'll come around and the Fallen will have a cultural renaissance.
>>153605863
I expected to r/cringe, but aside from being alcoholic beer belly 76 its actually pretty good.
>>153606373
Sam Hyde?
>>153606842
Pharah looks mixed as fuck there.
>>153608259
>>153607641
Tuesday for me around 2-6pm. It's my best time and if there's any shit going on ranked they'll push out a patch by then.
>>153608370
>be console subhuman
>pay for internet twice
>>153606373
>>153608458
why don't you move that phone away for another photo
THE HANJO IS REAL
FIVE WINS IN A ROW JUST SPAMMING LIKE A MORON
TRIPLE GOLDS
>>153608407
They're space niggers, they'll turn their communities into Chicago or New Orleans in a matter of years and unless humans help, it will revert back into space Somalia
>Look at me, I'm the Kell now
>>153606842
>Pharah looks 10 years younger than her actual age
Shiiiittt.
>>153608080
I bought ^O^ instead
What's the best highlight intro to par with mariachi/el blanco?
>>153607646
Also acceptable
>Game now shit's itself every time I take a screenshot
so how much has the game suffered from them shutting down competitive for a few weeks? i had lots of friends that played, yet i haven't seen anyone on it for weeks now, me included
>>153603529
I don't get why this keeps getting post. Why is the name blanked out?
All that it tells me is some guy who is shit didn't play FPS. Is Fnatic a good team in OW? They aren't EnvyUs so I'm not sure why they matter.
>>153608503
Man shut the fuck up, I asked for answers not some pc vs console bs
What's the latest point that you could leave a game without getting penalized toward a leave penalty?
Anyone else having trouble logging in on PC today? I couldn't log in during the entire day.
>>153608606
9 years*
>>153608370
>tumblr
>Overwatch on the ps4
>Playstation plus
wew
would u rather play with 150% 80-100 fps or 100% 144 fps
>Mei Buff got through
Who #readytostartablizzard here?
>>153608370
Pay more attention next time you buy a console.
Unlike the PS3 to play online on PS4 you need psn+.
>>153608661
The resolution scaling actually works, now.
Should I just not play until Hanzo gets nerfed?
>>153608729
What answers do you want?
You need psplus/xbox live to play online on console
>It's in the refrigerator
what did he mean by this?
>>153608808
See you in January
>tfw placements I'm playing with top 500 players every game
Hope I place master. That would be nice as fuck.
>>153608652
Death blossom
>>153608730
Have to leave before setup starts. Pretty sure comp doesn't have that and you get counted as a leaver any time before the match is over
>>153607561
>>153607537
DON'T FUCKING TOY WIT ME
>>153608038
it disturbs me that someone took the time to make this.
oh well, whatever makes my penis happy
>>153608831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA
So if D.Va is a movie star and world icon, why can't she afford name-brand doritos and mountain dew? Why would such an affluent person be consuming shit offbrands?
>>153608823
I was thinking if I needed that they would ask me from the getgo
I've had the game for almost a month and was never asked for psplus
>>153608038
>playing route 66 as d.va
>start to do my sitting emote on the payload
>enemy d.va comes and does the same right in front of me
>we both sit there while a massive team fight breaks out around us
>>153609018
The shitty offbrand pays her, Doritos doesn't want to be associated
>>153609018
Because she likes them better?
>Playing Mei in placement
>>153608831
It's over. Cranky has taken it to the fridge
>>153609018
Sometimes you have to game on a budget
HHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNJJJOOOOOO
>>153608731
>a D.va cosplay that isn't just a morph suit with a design slapped on it
nice la
>tehehe want to run with me? I need to sweat, and we might pass by a hotel hehehe
>>153608658
sauce?
>>153609254
Isn't Mei good now? More importantly, does her icicle go through rein shields now?
>>153609349
fucking slut
>>153608758
Maximum monitor refresh rate
???
I want to marry Widowmaker!!
tf2 has better taunts than overwatch, prove me wrong
pro tip:you can't
Anyone know what characters were responsible for placing people too high?
As a D.va player in S1, I suspect she was one of them. I was easily racking in 4 gold medals each game while not really doing much.
>>153608714
shows you the average skill level in the comp scene
>>153609018
if you look closely, you'll see they're D. Va brand doritos
>>153609405
Fuck TF2
>>153608831
I want those thighs to choke me
>>153609376
From what I remember is that they fixed her icicle hit box, made her ult pierce shields and gave it a bigger radius. That's pretty much it.
>>153609376
Only her ult, and it always went through it, it just didn't let her throw it through it.
>>153609405
That's because Overwatch doesn't have taunts, it has emotes.
>>153609376
no you dumb fuck
her ultimate projectile goes through shields
>>153609403
Same
We need THICC
>>153608424
>alcoholic beer belly
To be honest, even though I don't have the smallest gut in the world, the coat is way puffy in the middle. Underneath, I'm wearing some Underarmour garment that's like a turtleneck, but it's also super fucking tight and I'm packed in it like a sardine. There's so much space in this jacket right now.
>>153609278
Oh my god those Stars and Stripes sodas are horrible. I mean you get a lot but then you taste it and realize why so much for so little.
DESIGNATED
>>153609603
You look good anon
>>153609361http://twilightyaoix.tumblr.com/post/149652288846/reinhardt-overwatch-reinhardt-enjoying-finnish
>>153609535
>>153609580
Ah okay, I understand now. I always assumed it would pass through.
You can imagine my surprise the first time I had my Mei ult reflected by a Genji and dying to a red blizzard.
>>153609665
will she sit on my dick?
Anyone want to group up?
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/juicebox-12416
battle.net user Juicebox #12146
please dont be turned off by my season one rank is swear im not that bad anymore
>>153609603
Get in contact with that D.Va cosplayer that did porn and make some dreams come true.
>>153609405
They seem alright. Could use more dancing emotes though just to see how characters dance
>inb4 Soldier 76 awkwardly dances like he's at a disco.
>>153609403
>>153609584
>wanting to marry a woman that canonically murdered the last man she went to bed with
>>153609603
lol my bad man, I saw your post explaining the weird fit afterward. But yeah that part sort of pouts out awkwardly. That said, the bleached hair ain't bad.
>>153609665
>5045x6678
that's a lotta thigh
>africa is the smartest continent
>no african heroes
fuck off -_-
>people think the joints on pharahs armor is because amputee
>its a hatch for her rockets
lmao autist
>>153609665
>>153609770
>76 does the White Guy Shuffle
>>153609874
There is an African hero, though.Winston.
>>153609665
her butt is designated for my penis
>>153609945
exactly, fuck off
>tfw phara main
>soldier buffed
>hanzo buffed
>roadhog buffed/fixed/whatever
A-at least mccree and genji got nerfed right?Also can i go comp with a main? I don't really want to play other heroes and i ended last season at 57 before starting to main her and i think i'm pretty good
That Genji nerf is beautiful.
>>153609945
He's a moon hero
How is Mercy?
Should I still just play Zenyatta?
>>153609782
I don't care anon.
I would do my best to make her happy.
SHART IN MART
>>153609665
She's literally using a toilet though.
Designated shitting toilet?
>eichenwald
I had no idea the way to fix defense was to triple the number of chokepoints
Great design, Blizzard
>>153609414
Yeah, this way they encourage scrubs who play noskill shitter heroes, you just get more golds
>>153610083
You know there are easier ways to commit suicide right?
>>153609739
>was expecting a genji main
>80% on reaper
nice
>>153610109
Play Trashmouse or Symmetra = win
>>153610109
Yeah there are 3 chokes but each of them is a fucking 2 foot by 2 foot hole that are almost impossible to push through.
Honestly, they just need to leave the fucking door open after the ram breaks it down.
>>153608253
Yeah, but Tuesday is closer. We'll get hyped for that, be disappointed, recover, and get hyped again.
>>153610097
What the fuck kind of toilets have you been using
>add Ana just as competitive starts
>all the shitters flock to her and lose matches
>Add Eichenwalde as the competitve season 2 starts
>all the shitters who've never played on it drag down the team
Thanks blizz
>>153608038
>>153610035
With the Mercy buff incoming, I think Pharah will be a lot stronger. The thing about Pharah is you also need to be smart and know when to go into the air. I usually only go into the air if I either am in a position where I can flank from above, or if I have sufficient air cover. And being on point with leading shots is very important as well because you will get swatted like a fucking fly if you keep missing or getting splash shots
>>153610174
I'd go to bed, cuddle and maybe even make love to a beautiful woman after our wedding, and then die before I wake up, anon.
The wedding night would be happier than my entire life combined.
more poopers please
Why is my FPS is capped at 60 now?
I can't get it to go over at all with my limit set at 300
>>153610275
>Going into comp without scoping the map out first.
Kill these people
so when are we getting dance emotes in the vein of the conga from tf2
>>153609703
thanks
>>153610196
Want to group up? I really want to do good this season.
>>153609665
She is sitting because she likes to hold her poop in
>>153610338
I've had the same problem. Had it capped before but now it won't change
>>153610404I don't play comp
don't mind me, just carrying these webms to /v-
OH SHIT I DROPPED THEM!
>Dorittoes and Mountain Dew is all I had to >offer dva before she blew me away with one >tri-shot of her heavy self piloted mech. I was a >tick away from death and desperate. Some >would call me a mad man for giving away that >which was precious than life it self, but there >is no life in death. Without a moments of >hesitation she opened up her girl-gamer >chamber to reveal to me horrors that were only >meant to be photoshopped in her pro-gamer >magazine covers. She hopped out 2-feet tall in >size and took the offering. I AM NOW THE >DEVOUT FOLLOWER OF THE GREMLIN >GAMER, ALL THAT STAND BEFORE HER >STAND BEFORE ME.
>eichenwalde is already shit and unbalanced as fuck (def always win most of the time)
>hanzo is back to his ez kills role
The only thing i'll actually give to blizzard that people are now playing Mei more, but other than that call me when this shit gets fixed
Would any other console peasants/sympathetic anons retweet this
https://twitter.com/NormalJustLikeU/status/771504027733336064
or something similar so we can maybe get this addressed already? Or tell me whose dick I have to suck to get some basic de communication god damn
>>153610568
>people are now playing Mei more
>a good thing
>>153610523
Normie can't even greentext right.
Fucking casual.
>>153610568
>he doesnt win on attack
>>153610523
If I had one phrase to describe this general, it would be trying to hard
>>153610308
>>153610338
>>153610431
i just tested it, i had it on display based before. i just opened the game, it was capped at 60, despite having a 144hz g-sync monitor. then i switched ti a custom limit of 144 fps and now it's working again. pic related
>Genji is still great but his nerf means all the flavor-of-the-month shitters have moved on.
>Hanzo is a god now
GOD DAMN GOD DAMN ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A SHIMADA MAN
>>153610651
Someone translate this shit to English and post the full comic
>>153610523
>522 / 152 / 175 / 1
>[
PHONE POSTERS GET OUT
>>153610696
Expect nothing ress
>>153610795
what do these numbers mean?
>>153610859
Only a phone poster would not know this.
>>153610651
Again, no one can actually take this seriously because the game itself is one silly fight.
The moment where you try to create a serious narrative, you fall flat on your face and look like a complete retard. You probably are though, considering you're injecting your sexuality into the game and assuming it's canon
Is defense Symmetra viable at higher ranks?
>>153601437
Hate to be that guy but my ex and I did shit together whenever we saw each other (she was in a relationship with the guy she cheated on me with) so odds are senpai they did shit and you need to get the fuck put of there
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
IS THE SYSTEM SO RETARDED IT CAN'T MATCH THE ONE TRIO WITH 3 OF THE SOLOS?
>petite tracer is able to take in a full gorilla cock
has science gone too far?
>>153610651
I'd be happy if she only pretended to love me for the night, at least.
>>153610696
And now all the qp hanzo-main shitters will multiply and be everpresent.
I swear to god genji fever looks so much better now, at least genji can potentially contribute to win
>First placement match
>Level 22 picks Mei, refuses to swap, and repeatedly kills teammates attempting to get to cover with her ice wall.
>Second placement match
>Teammate leaves after barely losing round 1
It's time for this again, isn't it?
>>153610985
LITTLE GORILLA DICKS
>everyone fucking picks Hanzo
>they at least get kills once in a while
>pick Hanzo myself
>can't get a single hit even with scatter arrow
I don't understand
>win two games
>lose two games but they were actually very close
>"Hmm, I have time for one more game."
>queue
>"On second though-"
>too late
>Hollywood attack
>take first point easily but half their team wasn't there
>can tell team is retarded already but it's all good
>enemy team pulls their shit together halfway through
>"We need at least one main tank."
>team comp goes from 3 offense, 2 off tanks, and a healer to 4 offense, Roadhog, and a healer
>somewhere along the point I just lose my shit
>"talk shit on voice chat pussy"
>talk shit on voice chat
>bitchboy offense instalocker with no aim doesn't respond
>take my loss and close the game
>post story on Mongolian horsebreeding site to try and vent
>>153610921
eat shit and die
>>153610985
no because gorilla cocks are tinymuch like your cock
>>153610979
literally get good
>>153611018
>at least genji can potentially contribute to win
So can Hanzo
>>153611018
I'll take the hanzos thanks, my support butthole is sore from the genjis
>>153610979
I swear the god, Blizzard's matchmaking and balance is some of the worst shit I've seen in videogames ever.
>>153610985
You know gorillas have tiny dicks, right?
Fuck Hanzo. It's impossible to beat him as Reaper. He will just shoot scatter arrow in my feet if I get close. I have never been hard countered as hard. Literally nothing I can do except switch.
>>153611114
You're likely trying too hard to aim, just spam
>>153611114
didn't hanzo's hitbox get reduced? why is everyone picking him now?
>>153603697
Nobody uses the flanks well. They all die in the main road up to the bridge or get stuck in the house with the health pack.
>>153610979
>he doesnt play in a three stack
literally the best of both worlds
>>153605972
Superior version.
>people who spam that they need healing
>people who spam that they need healing while you're playing lucio
I fucking hate supporting.
>>153611070
>level 22
>comp
stop lying.
>>153610651
>>153610753
>Widow: Another nightmare...
>Tracer: What's wrong?
>Tracer/rip husband: Dear.
>>153610979
is of plan tovarisch)))))))))))))))
>>153611215
it got reduced in favor of increased projectile speed and he also moves faster now when his bow is drawn
>Keep empty redbull can on desk until I go to sleep after I finish it
>Occasionally sniff if, try to get the last drop out of it
>Jerk off into it
>Go do other shit
>Come back
>Forget I jerked off
>Sniff can
>Smell of semen and redbull
>vomit
>toss can
>repeat the next day
Fucking Hanzo needs a god damn buff ffs
>>153611070
The whole thread thus far has literally been complaining on bullshit placements and justified bullying of those complaining for being retarded enough to do placements on day one.
Jesus fuck you never learn
>>153611215
They reverted the hitbox change from a while back, and then made his hitboxes smaller. It's overall a net increase.
Why is it taking long to find game?
>it's a hunt mercy or kill 11 people episode
Ayo senpai how you want your meta
>>153611147
>botnet
>windows 8
>autismcraft
>MS paint
>that voxel FPS they ruined
>some normieshit messenger probably
>American date format
>ARG autism
>trap theme
>no navigation arrows
games dead already desu. not enough content and it's not diverse enough.
>>153611375
I did not take part in Season 1
What is the problem with taking placements on day 1?
>>153611402
everyones playing wow
>>153611402
ded game
>>153611452
why are you here then
>>153611305
>10 health
>next to mercy healing a fully healed bastion
>stand in front of her and say i need healing
>she doesnt do anything
>say thank you and go find a health pack
i fucking hate dps
>>153608189
wight reaper
voiceline "i'm back in black"
>>153611465
basically day one is when all mega shitters and "patch day players" are playing. The latter are people who play for like a week or two only after patches and otherwise never touch the game.
Tf2 had the same thing with all their updates.
Talon Tracer
Can somebody get me a 3x resolution screenshot of Reaper's laugh emote with the Blackwatch Reyes skin
>>153609665
>Symmetra will never sit on your erect penis and look at you with disdain
>>153611160
Amen, brothuh.
It's got to the point where when I play Mercy and Genji ults I can literally just start shooting forward and he ends up in my crosshairs.
>>153609739
>http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/juicebox-12416
>sr 28
what exactly do you think is going to happen
>>153611319
Right, he was 26 then.
I didn't consider that there's a minimum level, and the guy was either 22 or 26.
Did mercy come back to top tier with her buffs?
>>153611632
does Mei's ult go through d.va's defense matrix or is the change only for regular barriers?
>>153611572
I giggled, thanks for that.
>>153611785
lol no
>>153611795
nope, omly shit like reinhardt shield.
>>153611785
How was Mercy buffed? Is this PTR or normal?
>>153611913
>they call this a "buff"
do they fucking care about defense characters at all?
>>153611465
Depending on your luck, you might get:
1. Leavers, which results in a guaranteed loss
2. Completely braindead 300+ hours ingame shitters, who just play too much to pass on the new mode
3. High-skill stacks, coordinated and determined to get placed above 60
4. Level 25 noobs who just bought the game yesterday
From my experience with season one, after about a week it gets much better, because tryhards are already placed higher than you and shitters are either placed lower already or salty enough to get back to qp. You have to be extremely lucky to get a decent match in the first day
>>153611959
Normal, now that PTR went live
Her healing speed was boosted by like, 20%
>>153611959
Updates aren't on normal yet? wtf
>>153611785
lucio still exists
Is it is coincidence that all D.va/Umaru posters are Redditfaggots? I don't think so.
>>153609465
Not D.vitos
I am disapoint
>>153609665
Huh. And here I thought the majority of /owg/ had bad taste. Poo in Loo is one of the hottest OW women.
>>153610753
>>153611325;_;
>>153612284
I want to save her
>>153611961
The important part was the radius increase anyway.
Hot-tier: Widowmaker, Pharah, Symmetra,
Cute-tier: D.Va, Tracer, Mei
Mommy issues-tier: Mercy, Ana/Young Ana
Snu-snu-tier: Zarya
>play lucio in s2
>get a gorillion defensive assists
this new?
>>153612458
>snu snu tier isnt the highest tier
>>153600697
>reinhart ults me.jpng
>>153612458
>Mommy issues
Why do people keep accusing me of this? My mom is cool.
I just happen to be into that sort of thing.
>>153612458
Symmetra has a manface
>>153612458
>Mercy
>mommy issues
She looks like she's in her mid 20's.
Will you be getting another golden gun?
I need 1300 points, so worst case scenario I get 50 wins and the platinum reward.
>>153612384
You can save her.For a price.
>>153612625
>filename
Fucking hell, my sides
>>153612458
>symmetra
>hot
>>153612576
Because most men don't want cracked pelvises.
>>153612702
It's not just about looks, senpai. It's more about her personality.
>>153612696
when will they fix this?
put on a mask in one of her skins, and boom literally top waifu 10/10 dat booty dayuuum
>>153612702
>>153612786
>his pelvis can't handle snu-snu
That's why you do kegels and get /fit/.
>>153612785
>he doesn't like thick thighs
t. faggot
>>153612704
Is this confirmed?
And no, I wouldn't. I would need just under 2300, so I can either suffer through 300 wins and pray I hit Master, or try for Grandmaster, which will never fucking happen kek
Golden weapons were a mistake.
>take a screenshot
>computer crashes
Epic patch, Blizzard.
>>153612704
>Fucking 3,000 GoodGoyBucks for GrandPleb rank
Holy fucking shit I'm gonna be loaded. I was rank 60 or so last season, what does that convert to for S2?
>>153604189
>I also read that for a good time console players weren't even allowed to comment on the official forums.
It's not that they weren't allowed per se, it was that they did to do some technical deal/stuff with your accounts on console to connect them to a battlenet account to confirm that you purchased the game (since the forums aren't for randoms). They should have had they all done before release, but in any case, it wasn't that they didn't want console players on the forums.
>>153612384
Go ahead, end her suffering.
So is this game dead?
I was enjoying it tbqh
spammzo is back
thanks blizzard for ruining the game
>>153612954
Diamond.
>>153612576
this
>>153613052
You're welcome!
/owg/, what would evil Tracer be like? Would it be, like, joking but with a sadistic side to it?
>>153599926
I've not seen a crop this bad since Ireland went hungry
>>153613130
Probably
>>153612909
>brown skin
>fat indian face
>>153609326
Was just thinking the same thing. She actually looks decently like D.Va and has the right build too, unlike most cosplayers.
Can any console player test if the aim assist issue was fixed?
>>153612786
>more about her personality.
She's just a doctor archetype with a savior complex and has rigidly idealistic anti-war views.
>Placement match
>Ilios
>Play Zen because nobody else plays healer
>Overall we perform better but the enemy team has a better teamwork
>Lose the first 2 rounds
>My team gets their shit together
>Fight our way to a 2-2
>Final match
>My mouse starts acting finicty, ignoring inputs for 1-2 seconds every once in a while
>Halfway throughout the game my Keyboard and Mouse stop responding
>Spend 30 seconds replugging ever USB cable
>Kicked from the match
>Mouse now sporadicly freezes
>My team probably wondered why i left as they lost the match
>>153613004
That's not what I meant.
>>153612712i would sell my soul for it
>>153601508
>>153601940
It's kinda weird the lack of emotion that all the characters have when they see their best friend, or even their fucking own daughter die
>>153613237
So, protective and motherly?
>>153612849
When Symmettra gets a good skin(probably one that covers her face like you said) she will become popular.
Everyone is rascist.
This leaver penalty is painful. THE BASTARDS, WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN CASUAL? and no multiple heroes is kinda sad.
>>153613019
Are you EU? There was some networking problem for EU yesterday that snowballed into people not playing for the time being even after it got fixed. Otherwise, no. Especially not when S2 is on the horizon but that could all depend on your platform and region.
Fuck this game really
>solo queue competitive
>1st placement match
>someone on my team leaves
>2nd placement match
>someone chooses bastion on attack
>3rd placement match
>a group of 3 people leave during the match
>>153613230
I would if fucking psn wasn't down.
evens I go qp
odds I go eichenwalde
>>153613379
CAN U FUCKING POST THE HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF THIS SOMETIME HOLY SHIT
This is a cow.
Can't wait.
>>153613525
>1st placement match
>Bastion on attack
>Supports are fucking terrible
Nice start.
>>153613379
But you do, there's no ''button that gets rid of a brainwash'', that thing's permanent, they fucked with her brain, and Amelie is just trapped in her own body, screaming for someone to end it all before she involuntarily shoots her sniper rifle one more time.
>>153613547
What about any Xbox players? Can any of you test the aim assist?
>do placement match
>it's a "hanzo/widow main" episode
>get 4 gold medals as mei
Fucking kill me.
>>153613497
>playing
yeah the dead game
sorry, FAGGOT
>>153613662
Please don't hurt my feelings anon.
>>153613598i don't have it i think
>>153613632
Talon Tracer makes my dick hard.
I would let her bite my dick to drain blood away from my boner.
Tuesday?
>>153613525
why so salty, anon?iktf
What's with people saying Talon Tracer is confirmed?
OH FUCK
UPDATE OUT
>>153613621
Thanks for the fap material, senpai.
>>153613410
I don't know where you get those traits from aside from really broad and stretched out and barely overlapping traits. You could easily say she's just a naive hippy instead of that.
>>153613817
And even then, if you got rid of her brainwash, then what?
You just gave her a lifetime of having to deal with the fact that she killed hundreds of people mercilessly for a bunch of terrorists, including her own husband.
Unless she kills herself, which is the most likely outcome.
>>153613912
Reaper fucked her.
>>153613917
You're welcome.
>>153613870
Now I don't know, since Jeff previously indicated the team did not like the response of introducing a new hero during a comp season. Maybe an exception will be made since it is early season 2Or Jeff disregards his previous statement
>>153613995please dude stop
>>153612704
>FREE golden gun only for GMs
Is there even any point to play season 2 ? You're either a stackercuck or you play solo at prime time to avoid getting matched against stacks. This garbage matchmaking is what pisses me off.
I paid 40 burgers so i could play whenever i wanted on a game mode that was supposed to give me challenging matches. At least on QP i can dodge cancer matchups, so while i don't have that much fun, it's steady low tier fun instead of a rollercoaster of high tier fun and pure cancer.t. 74fag.
>lose first 2 comps
>3rd game starts off great
>some guy leaves at the 2nd round
JUST
>>153613995
>Unless she kills herself, which is the most likely outcome.
It's either that or facing the death row.
>>153613774
I don't really get what you're trying to say or whether you fucked up your quoting but here's your (You) anyway. Don't spend it all in one place.
>>153613817
i hate you
that pic is so good but it's all blocky and pixelated
>>153614060
As much as you think just hugging her a couple of times will fix it, her life is ruined forever and she would be alone, there's no happy ending for her.
Only a quick and merciful one.
How do I get good at playing the australian man of mischief?
>skipped comp season 1 because I didn't have a mic and my keyboard sucks
>even low ranked scrubs get a free golden weapon worth of points
I kinda wanted some golden zen balls but eh, I can live without em.
Might skip season 2 as well because I watched my bro stream his placement matches and I have never seen such autism from teamates.
Finally.
friendly reminder that widowmaker is a warm-blooded mammal, so you heating her up is cooking her blood above her acceptable temperature and forcing her to sweat like crazy to cool off or die.
the only things worthy of her love are cold blooded creatures that can live with her. thus qtmaker is a xenophile.
>>153614053
or a super simple solution: don't have sombra enabled in competitive until season 2
so easy, jesus christ
>>153614205
>not griefhardt
>>153614198
Just lob bombs at people, don't die, don't leave your trap out in the open to get destroyed, and just generally be an annoying menace who fucks with the Tanks
>>153614205
Default looks better for this skin. Golden for rein only goes well with Black/bloordhardt and Paragon.
>>153614145
Genjimouto is a miracle of the universe.
Should I play Mei or Hanzo
>>153614330
Hanzo.
>>153614330
How annoying do you want to be?
>>153614330
hanzo
he is better than mcmeme now
>>153614271
it's S2 now, anon
>>153614330
i think you might likenoose
>>153614238
>thus qtmaker is a xenophile.
Hot.
>Hanzo is actually good now
fuck i have to learn him again
>>153614330
Logman. Mei is just annoying.
>>153614417
widowfu will love this before she loves any man.
>haven't played since end of S1 (was rank 64)
>decide fuck it and go into a placement match
>we get steamrolled on the first point and the payload on defense
>half the team crying the whole time
>mute them
>play terribly, although pretty sure we were against a 5 stack
>lose
I've just become complacent at this point
>>153614172
I'm glad someone here has at least a more realistic understanding of how brainwashing and mental trauma works.
Refreshing almost.
>>153614330
cucked
>>153613621
>>153614040
Source?
>>153611724
maybe someone will feel bad for me?
>>153614417
New map fucking sucks dick.
>>153614504
>pretty sure we were against a 5 stack
Can't you press tab and check?
>nobody has tried the new map at all before today because clicking ptr is hard
>nobody knows about getting to point one either by brute force with reinhardt and ana or have flankers jump over the building
>they just keep running into my symmy turrets and crying about broken map
>switch to offense
>pick rein and someone goes ana after I ask
>taunt infront of bridge while ana fills me with golden goodness
>charge zarya from the bridge into the payload and begin capturing
>get juiced and remove rest of their dumbass team
>next game
>enemy picks ana+reinhardt
>they actually make it to the first point instead of another stomp
I'm going to preach the good word of the crusader and our holy prophet nana ana until everyone learns to play correctly
>>153614172
I can heal her.
Iwillheal her.
>>153613387
I don't think people get killed in these matches. They just get knocked out and walk back in. Probably why. Also emotional shrieking and sobs whenever someone dies would be pretty distracting.
>>153614613
forgot they updated it so you can see if people are q'd together
although i've basically forgotten how to play the game well entirely, aside from lucio
>Competitive is back
>Queue anxiety is back with it
>>153614736
Here's the injection with the cure.
>>153614567
Ryo Agawa
He draws thicc girls and fuccbois.
>>153614697
>play correctly
>literally get reinhardt, press RMB, and walk towards the objective
Reminder that if sombra is a stealth hero us tf2 spies are gonna open up the assholes of half your team all the time, assuming one half your team has played tf2 and was even competent at it.
It's gonna be like launch all over again.
Swaggitty Swanus I'm coming for your anus
>>153614736
>>153614736
Be careful where that leads you.
Sometimes the best thing is to let what you care about the most go.
PS4 doesn't have the update for me :<
>>153614838
>He draws thicc girls and fuccbois.
My man.
>>153614835
No anon.
She was brainwashed.
She can be brainwashed back.
I have the means. I have the will.
>>153614892
Never let go of what you care.
Ore wa kaze da!
Get the fuck off your main you retards. you're not good with that hero, and it's not the right hero for this situation
>get ulted by ana twice as rein
>enemy team disappears from sight as soon as I'm ulted
>don't get any kills either time
Eichenwalde has so many fucking hidey holes.
>>153604705
Winning doesnt matter in placements
Your team stack booga
Other team stack ooga
>>153614874
>Reminder that if sombra is a stealth hero us tf2 spies are gonna open up the assholes of half your team all the time
Trick or Treat motherfucker
>>153614829
>anxiety
>over a game
What a bitch
>>153614892
Delete this dumbass shit
>>153601437
Your gf fucked her ex
Sorry pal
>>153614874
Distracting people for my spy to kill them was my favorite part of tf2
>9-1 in placement last season
>rank 78 peak
>0-4 in placements now with 2+ golds in every game
wake me up from this nightmare
>>153614936
There was no console update, only for PC
>>153615065
I didn't play that game, how was it and how does this guy compare to spy?
>>153615201
Xbox got updated at the same time PC did
Literally the exact same time.
>>153615201
Xbox already got it at the same time as PC you double nigger
lol, the names of the skins got flip-flopped.
Now Sprinter is the bad one.
>>153615187
Now you will experience how much hell it is to climb up lol
So what's the equivalent of rank 65 in this weird mmr system now
>>153614507
brainwashing can be trained away though, and it naturally goes away without constant application
they don't specify how it's done so there are really two possibilities here.
1) it's done using advanced methods we have not developed
in this case, everything is hypothetical and you cannot claim that it cannot be undone because we're within the hypothetical realm. advanced science did this? well even more advanced science counters it
2) it's typical psychological brainwashing
in this case, it can be trained away, it can wear off, she can regain memories and feelings through therapy or she can start from a blank slate when her objectives are complete
there's no "realistic understanding" of the situation because the situation is not adequately described. saying that it's irreversible is a pointless claim in a hypothetical world and an invalid claim in the practical world
>>153615278
>the bad one
kek nice joke
>>153615187
Never play ranked in the first week.
>>153614849
That's whats so strange that you have to tell people this shit. Should be fucking common knowledge
>>153608189
I go full edgelord reaper.
Nevermore Skin
Too Easy Voiceline
Slow Clap Emote
Cloaked Spray
>>153615237
He's Spy with a sword.
His cloak isn't perfect, but also acts like an absorption shield. He also doesn't have to hit it from the back and can just wreck your anus.
>>153614995
> get nanoboosted
> enemy Zen, 76, McCree, and Mei all ult to stop me
Kek
>>153615240
>>153615251
Guess PS4 doesnt get an update then lmao
>>153599390
>hanzo changes
niceme.me
>>153615372
>Too Easy Voiceline
Get the psychopath one.
>>153615278
>wanting a brit flag on your back
Also the colour scheme of this is much better
>>153614409
you know i meant s3 u little smart shit
>finish placement matches 5w/4l/1d
>gold tier
t-thanks...
>>153615469
PS4 probably has the update, we're just waiting for Sony to stop getting DDoS'd right now.
>>153608189
Mariachi
Death blossom highlight intro
BMX/tea time spray
Any voice line his are all aweful,
>>153614995
>not telling your ana to use her ults after you hammer down
Teach these kids a thing or two!
>>153615471
you do not know the bond between ana and reinhardt! It can even make a hanzo change characters!
>>153615384
>playing genji with an ana and rein
>alright guys, let's do this
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAEEEEE
>enemy pops all their ults to stop me
>nanoboosted rein shows up after their ults are over and kills them all
>>153615524
But the PSN is already back up. Should it already have the update in that case if the PSN is up and the update were passed through?
>>153614373
>>153614395
>>153614440
>>153614509
ok
>>153614386
very
>>153614409
almost did it too
I'm okay with Hanzo being able to hit me easily
I'm not okay with Hanzo oneshotting me more often than not
>>153614961
You will try, she may even appreciate how hard you try.
Which will make her even consider twice ending it all because she now has a friend, but all the pain will still be there, and she won't be able to escape from it because she wouldn't want to make you feel like you failed.
Only thing you'd be doing is guilt tripping her.
>>153615567Literally done that beside the spray. Thanks.
>>153615605
That art looks fucking disgusting
>>153615237
Release Phantom was the most broken shit in existence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBqAXM5gY20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDTTOQIZlgI
>>153615380
Kinky
>>153615487
Wrong sort of edgy, I have too my voice mapped to to x so I just spam it after every kill.
>>153615524
>>153615614
https://twitter.com/BlizzardCS/status/771508442875957248
The update is "forthcoming" he says, so it looks like soon^tm
>>153614874
Thank god we have 76 and McCree who can reliably dps out of trickstab range.
>>153615237
he was OP as fuck the first week
everyone paid the 8 bucks to play his OP ass that could one hit kill all the light characters and it was difficult to hear or see him coming until they nerfed him and everyone got mad that they paid money for him
>>153615627
cry more about it
>>153615670
A man must take what he can get anon! Tumblr fags so rarely care about things that aren't ships or yaoi fanart.
Reminder to report every Hanzo player for spam
>>153615663
do you guys form up for ranked matches? If so where do I sign up? I'd rather not play with randos who are retarded as fuck and can't into teamwork.
>>153615796
>broken character
>cry more lul xDD
blizzard is just unable to balance the game
>>153615642
I would be there when she feels like dying.
I would make things better.
I CAN make things better.
>>153615883
Why would anyone punch like that?
I love reading /owg/ during placements
The amount of sadness and frustration is cute
>>153615871
what if he's actually good though?
>>153615941
>>broken character
I hardly run into one that is a problem. Can't remember the last time I did actually.
>Hanamura
>People insist on going through the middle instead of up right
>They killed by McMeme every time
God people are so fucking stupid
>>153615328
brainwashing is just a theory though
but i kind agree with your explanation
t. psychology major
>>153616028
And as I said, you'd try.
She might even end up pretending to hate you to drive you away from her so she doesn't feel guilty for ending it all.
i'm glad that there are draws now
>>153615941
>pick reinhardt
>arrows now stick into shield
>shoot from behind shield
or
>pick dva
>defense matrix
>block arrows while charging at hanzo
>fill his skull with plasma spray
or
>pick sniper
>shoot sniper in head
you are going to have to play things outside of season 1 meta you meme boy
>>153616079
There is no discernible difference between a good Hanzo and a bad Hanzo
>>153615707
>that second video
Holy shit he is ten times better than spy ever was.
>eichenwald menu
>alt-tab in queue
>woodpecker freaks me the fuck out every time
> trying to push Eichenwalde first point as Rein
> no one can get any picks, no one tries to flank
Please lord just bestow a good entry fragger to my side
>Be Roadhog on attack
>Stroll on to point ahead of team
>All of defense ults
But why tho
What rank did y'all get?
>>153616068
Its really not good for anything else. Competitive discussion is awful here, casual discussion comes down to crying, and everything else is just reposts from tumblr+reddit.
>>153616045
it's not a punch. it's a brofist.
>>153616138
I would never leave her alone.
If all fails, then I would talk it through with her, and after she ends itI'd end myself. I'll follow her into the afterlife.
Or maybe not, anon.
Maybe if my love fails, maybe I canmake her forget.
>HURR DURR LUCIO PLACEMENT FIXED NOW FOR COMP
>still end up at 2300 even with 5 wins, a tie and 4 losses
>always had gold heals and obj time, usually bronze or silver elims
Fuck this gay earth.
>when you're trying to bait out a Reinhardt charge to sleep dart him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGhP3p6lI3U
>people thinking they can be with Widowmaker when they cant even pull sub-moa groupings
Who has the best scream while getting hit by a rein charge? My vote is for zarya she just sounds like she is burning up
>>153616403
I know this feel! It's like this regardless of character for some it seems, too. I counted. In 10 games, I had 29 gold medals. I placed bronze... WTF
Being a PS4-dependent is suffering...
>>153616215
"simple geometry"
>want to play the new map
>have to sit through 20 games of volskaya industries, numbani and hanamura
SERVER FUCKING BROWSER WHEN
>>153615518
Nigger I know your pain, and I was healer maining with lucio.
>>153616256
I remember one game I did nothing but spawn camp the enemy team and they could do NOTHING about it.
The salt was real that game.
Wait, so the character patches did NOT carry over to live then?
>>153616565
There's no ETA on that, is there? Blizzard is just saying "lol soon" on every source I can find.
>>153603854
they're both so good, I'm probably gonna go for Greifhardt just because no other Rienhardt skin looks like that
>>153616602
Just play the Brawl, its Eichenwalde only with a 1 hero limit
>>153616602
play the brawl you memester
>>153616676
Blizzard said they launched the patch globally, so i'm assuming it's out of their hands and in sony's right now.
>>153616662
all your idiotic questions can be answered by reading the patch notes
>>153616676
>Blizzard is just saying "lol soon" on every source I can find.
That is all I am able to find as well.
>>153616089
do you learn about it? what's the consensus? what did I get wrong?
Toasterfag here, do Hanzo's arrows have a particle effect on higher settings?
I think that would be the only "nerf" he'd need at this point and people would feel more in control and resposible of their deaths. A large projectile that can snipe you using your large projectile hitbox is something you want to give a wide berth to and it being harder to see as opposed to other projectiles makes that harder to do. I'm guessing that they figured you could find Hanzo easily at mid-range as opposed to Widow but in the heat of battle that arrow can be pretty tricky to see.
By particle effect I mean something like this equally annoying weapon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6rP0_Otjzs
>>153616390
>If all fails, then I would talk it through with her, and after she ends it I'd end myself. I'll follow her into the afterlife.
And make her think she's responsable of yet another death?
>Maybe if my love fails, maybe I can make her forget.
It's not about forgetting, what they did damaged her, forever.
>>153616602
>brawl is literally the map with competitive rules
>dumb dumb can't even click to the right of quickplay
UNGA BUNGA you nigger
>>153616750
I see no patch notes, only shitty competitive updates.
>>153616784
this explains everything you need to know
http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/brainwashing.htm
>>153616832
>I couldn't scroll down more
>>153616709
>>153616721
>>153616798
I'M SORRY BUT DO I GET COMPETITIVE POINTS FOR PLAYING THE SHITTY BRAWL?
New Thread:
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>>153616875
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>>153616737
Thanks anon. I hope it doesn't take too long, I was really excited for Eichenwalde.
>>153616880
okay well I read that before posting, lol
>>153616791
the most I've noticed was an air ripple effect. But it was a Hanzo on my team so I don't see why I need the biggest indicator, could be different for enemy Hanzo
Is the knockback like super turned up?
I keep smacking fools like 30 feet
>>153616894
>wanting to fuck with your rating on a new map you haven't played yet
Shitter detected.
>>153616792
It's the afterlife anon.
All guilt is washed away from us.
>what they did damaged her
But she cannot remember so anon.
I will bear the guilt for her.
So do Brawl stats get tracked anywhere?
Can I train my godawful Cowboy aim in Cuckland without anybody knowing my shameful accuracy?
>>153617078
Now you are talking about the afterlife.
Wasn't this about saving her?
See?
It can't be done.
>>153617386
If it truly cannot be done, then I will follow her and save her in the afterlife.
>>153617476
There's no salvation needed in the afterlife, it's all over then.
>>153617540
That remains to be seen anon.
I'll save her. In this life or the other.
>>153617905
It's the future, it'd be easier to just build a time machine and destroy Talon.
Then again, she would still be Amelie, and she would remain with her husband.
>>153605290
>not "seven countdowns"
DROPPED THE MOTHER FUCKING BALL
>>153617963
The time machine could also work.
And if she is with Gerard I'll accept it. I said I wanted to make her happy.
>Let's buff the two most hated characters in the game!
Blizzard.
>>153616994
tl;dr
no university would allow someone to research such subject because it is controversial
everything we know about it is from wars, and since "scientific stands" we cannot say the information we got from PoWs is reliable
>>153618148You could also use the time machine to prevent Gerard from being born.
>>153618508
She seems to miss him anon, brainwashed as she might be.
I would not deprive her of that happiness.
>>153618601
You can't miss someone who you don't know.
>>153618643
But I would know she'll be happy when she marries him.
>>153618724
It could be you, though.
And her not being related to Gerard would avoid her getting brainwashed.
>>153618812
It would still not feel right.
>>153619136
What wouldn't feel right about her clinging tightly to you while she sleeps?
>>153615491
Better? She's dressed as a fruit rollup
>>153619242she would not love me anonno one could love me. i can only protect people from afar
>>153619660
Even Batman has a gf.