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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Toad Sage edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0

>Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
http://pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

old thread:
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I was about to hit enter
good thing that I checked again
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Jiraiya a best sage, powerlevels be damned.
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>>153592815
He's not the kookabura sage
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>FUCK WHATEVER I LEARNED IN PART 1, IM GONNA USE MY EYES LMAO

>SUSANOO SUSANOO SUSANOO

>ayy im blind gimme my brother's eyes lol
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>>153592532
I find it ironic that Naruto managed become a sage.
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I swear I'm yelling "SUMMONING JUTSU" next time I play this lil nigga.
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>>153592942
It works though, better than anything he learned in part 1.
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>>153592532
I can't be the only one assblasted that Naruto and Hinata didn't have a scene where they garden together.
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>>153593223
I certainly would have loved that. But Kishi hates having to write romance and doesn't seem to be very able or willing to make any character building or downtime stuff either.

I also could have sworn there's some pics of them gardening together in my ridiculously huge NH folder, but I can't seem to find it, so have a pic of Naruto indulging his upper arms fetish.
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>>153593569
I'm not even a Hinatafag too, it's just that that's a missed opportunity.
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>>153593569
>large NH folder
you're not the only one
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>>153593716
Yeah, it's pretty weird that you have all this info on characters in databooks, favourite foods and hobby, everything in there, but in the actual story they remain weirdly sterile.

Either just not make a databook if the data in them is irrelevant, or later on revealed to actually be false, or put shit down there that may at some point be a bit relevant, for the right kind of fan.
In that bar scene where Sausage gets butthurt over people mentioning Itachi's death, have him dring a glass of tomato juice if you go the distance to mention he likes tomatoes. Let whatever hobbies and interests, quirks of a character's life fill at most half a panel, when being called in for duty or something disrupts their normal downtime.
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You know, now that bink has drawn Waniko age 19, it'll be weird if she dies now.
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>>153594261
I have the suspision, that Kishimoto just can't write SOL
but I would be wrong, because the Kakashi mask shorts are pretty fun
maybe he just can't draw cute SOL
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>>153594421
I think that if he believed he could get away with it, he'd just make a weekly manga filled with nothing but sharingan eyeballs and toes.
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>>153594684
What about Sharingan toes?
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>>153594684
Fucking footfags
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Can we take a second to appreciate cockroach-Kisame?
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>>153594378
Nah that's just what she'll look like in pure land so vape squad can enjoy fucking her more when they go there soon after.
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>>153595728
vape her pussy and call her their meme slut
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>>153595145
There is nothing wrong with liking feet.
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>>153596057

>when you realize pinkshit is excited about her parents being dead

what a fucking bitch
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>>153596057
Except being a sick fuck.
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>>153596057
Why does that first boot fall so slowly?
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>>153567174
>If she gets closed on she's basically a cocksleeve.

this is why waniko is best slut. She doesn't need to be looked out for. Her thing is stealth and her special ability at this point looks to be vanishing/escaping/running away and hiding, and you can't rape what you can't catch. and this means if you've caught her and you're fucking her then she wants it, even if she says otherwise.

Also it looks like she's been pretty useful to the vape/job squad so far. What are we calling them now?

>>153577253
So now the question is: the whore or the slut?

>>153595959
\//\
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>>153596194
What is so "sick" about it?
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>Completely half ass the Naruto vs Pain fight
>Suddenly pay attention to detail on Karin's ass

The animators strike again.
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>>153596345
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>>153596669
Not that anon, and to me it's more incomprehensible than anything else, but footfags and pandering to them tends to get pretty annoying.
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>>153596669
Feet are... Feet.

How somebody can get hard from that is beyond me. I hate it when a good porn manga is good only to turn into some footfag bullshit.

Plus it's weird.
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>>153596345
Why would you choose the whore seeing as you have to give favors or something for it and she'd most likely deadfish her way through? Makes no damn sense.
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>>153596345
>"wah, stop!"
>"well why don't you just leave? It's pretty shadowy in here."
>waniko lies and says she just doesn't have enough chakra points left, that's all, b-baka... It's not like she wants your dick or anything
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>>153596723
Why the fuck was that fight so shitty? I don't get it, don't they usually put a lot of effort into important battles?
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>>153597034
>How somebody can get hard from that is beyond me

Lack of exposure. Same as all nudity. Used to be that men would get hot and bothered over seeing shoulders and legs, because, like feet, they were covered up all the time.
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>>153597034
>How somebody can get hard from that is beyond me.
>I don't understand a fetish I don't have when not getting fetishes you don't have is basically the definition of a fetish
Uh...okay?
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>>153597034
>Plus it's weird
/discussion
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>>153597034
>having a footfetish, because my own foots are ticklish as hell
there are worse fetishes
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Goddamn, Guy just opened the eight gates of savage.
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>>153597034
How can anyone get hard from tits? It's just lumps of fat on a women's chest.

>Plus it's weird.
So is masturbating to lines on paper. Which is what we do in this general.
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>>153598125
Look faggit, just admit your fetish is garbage and tits are the best. NH is popular on this board for a reason.
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>>153599727
No, YOUR fetish is garbage!
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>>153599727
>NH is popular on this board for a reason
Her personality. Her design is actually not even close to top-tier by any stretch of the word.
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>>153600042
hey, there is foot NH stuff too. Let's all just get along and agree NH is best couple
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>>153600213
>mfw footfags
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>>153600209
I actually really like it, myself. By all means it's more comfy and more on the quietly pretty/beautiful side than the overtly sexy appeal of some of the others, but it's good.
As a design it's more prone to warm your heart first and only then make your dick stand at attention, but I am more than happy with that.
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>>153600773
>>153600994
Same for footfags
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Fuck OFF gayfags

>>153601089
She's not that comfy-looking honestly, or even homely-looking although she's basically the best within the series proper.
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>>153601215
>She's not that comfy-looking honestly
Well, I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree there. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

>Fuck OFF gayfags
I very much agree on that one though. At this point it's legit shitposting.
Like it has been suggested before, if whoever posts these just cannot do without it, at least adopt a tripcode so people who don't want to see it can filter it.
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>>153601574
>at least adopt a tripcode so people who don't want to see it can filter it.
Why would someone deliberately put on a tripcode so that would happen?
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BEGONE GAYFAGS, BACK TO THE CAVE OF BARBARITY WITH YE
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>>153600209

Her part 1 design is excellent, one of the best in the series.

She gets monstertits in Part 2, which is great, but unfortunately her 10/10 design had to be sacrificed.
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>>153602689
>Her part 1 design is excellent, one of the best in the series.
I disagree. It's unique but it's certainly nothing outstanding beyond that.
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What is this trying to convey?
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>tfw Naruto vs Hinata domestic violence going on abbocks channel right now
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>>153603194
What kind of retarded epic tumblr meme shit is this
The Kyuubi literally did not have a fucking personality before that retarded retcon.
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>>153601793
So that they don't get told to fuck off for posting their disgusting horrendous shite?
I mean if the idea is that they know people here dislike this and don't want any of it, and the gayposter keeps spamming it for spite's sake/reactions, then it really is just shitposting in which case the poster truly and well needs to fuck off.
If it's not that but some need to post stuff to their own taste, they should be civil enough to realise it's not something many people share an enthusiasm for here, and make the goodwill gesture of letting people opt out.
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>>153603349
Hahahahahah so funny XD
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>>153603606
absolutely ebin
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Best ship right here.
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>gayposter running rampant
>some faggot posting memes probably literally from google image search
Epic.

>>153603976
No fuck that shit.
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>>153602534
Haruhis aren't allowed here.

>>153604036
>No fuck that shit.
Fag.
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Night /nsunsg/.
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>>153604106
>Haruhis aren't allowed here.
Haruhis are allowed everywhere.
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>>153603976

Is there a decent translation for this? The only one I have been able to find is filled wtih errors.
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>>153604219
>>>/a/
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>>153603976

>not going for perfect eugenic route BoltXSalad
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>>153604349
>doesn't tell the memespammer to fuck off
>doesn't tell the gayfag to fuck off
>tells me to fuck off
End yourself
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>>153604627
What makes you think I didn't? Anyway, as bad as they are at least they're Naruto-related.
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>>153604957
This was the biggest Jimmie rustling
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>>153604963
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind etc. etc.

>>153605113
>gains sage powers and the powers of all the tailed beasts
>rasenshuriken lmao
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>>153604273
which episode?
>>153604446
Hiashi playable character when?
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>>153604446
>Not ChocoXSalad pure love.
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>>153605176
He could have at least learned how to make the Rasengan with one hand, i would've been happy with just that.
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Does anyone else remeber that one time there was an ANBU team that wasn't total fodder?

Whatever happened to pic related? Were they even in the war arc?
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>>153605345
That and do some more summoning shenanigans, maybe even a little bit of sealing and his progress would have been perfectly acceptable.

Hell, when it came time for the elemental training, it would have been fun if Kakashi started explaining the elements to him and Naruto mentioned having mastered Wind already, with a small assortment of jutsu to go that he never got around to use because he prefers the Rasengan.
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>>153605343

>marrying for love
>not using your children as political chess-pieces and ensuring your legacy

don't show your face around me ever again
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>>153606293

That was awesome. It's unfortunate that even Chuunins are less fodder-y than ANBU. Whenever ANBU shows up, they usually get one-shotted.
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>>153592942
DUUUDE MY EYES GIVE ME THE POWER OF A DEMON WARRIOR SPIRIT LMAO
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>>153595491
No
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>>153606418
Typical Hiashi. Only thinking about the genetics.
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>>153606823
>>153606545
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>>153606293
Anbu werent fodder once? When did this happen?
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Is this man bro-tier?
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>>153607389
Pain arc. They actually manage to subdue multiple summons and show off some pretty powerful shit.
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>>153607064
You know, Hiashi would get on REALLY well with Fugetsu's parents
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>>153611515
He's kind of a dick to start out, but I put that up to being locked in a tank for who knows how long. He's pretty bro tier later, tanking all the hits for his team
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>>153612803
He probably already has them added on Shinobibook.
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>>153611515

Literally the only healthy relationship Sasuke has with anyone, in the entire manga.
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>>153612803
Do you think Waniko will be good enough for Fugetsu's parents? Or do they have another keikaku?
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Why every girl became perfect with this clothes?
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>>153614097
Unfortunately, spoilers. I can talk more about Waniko after the next game.

>>153614403
I don't remember saying that anywhere. When did I say that? Have yoooooou been talking to Binkbonk, you little scamp?
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>>153615640
And now I realize I fucked up, because they're spoilers. Duh.
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>>153615640
Then whhhhhhhy are you saying all that without spoilers. The players don't know that. Or didn't.

They know not to look at spoiler tags when I have the name on.
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>>153615761
Good save. Thanks, dude.
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>>153615812
Yeah ... sorry.
let's be honest, they probably LOOK at the spoilers, they just don't take it into account when gaming.
also I've been up for almost two days at this point
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>>153615979
Nah, they say they don't, and I believe them. They're good people, and they prefer not knowing what's coming, so it's a surprise.
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>>153616084
izzat so
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>>153615761
>>153615812
>Just bought the game
>Come back just after spoilers are deleted
Thank fuck.
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>>153616272
Or so they say. If they read them, they just spoiler stuff for themselves, and I'll be able to tell if they're metagaming using what they learned from the spoilers.
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>>153616084
I've already known the biggest spoiler since way back when before any of the other players were around

You weren't being quite as secretive then
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>>153616369
I'm sure you can, you're an experienced-ish DM yeah?
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>>153616353
Different thing dude, pay it no mind
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>>153616392
No you don't. You really, really don't. At all.

>>153616470
I'm not, really, but it'll be kind of obvious.
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Can we all agree on best girl?
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>>153616353
>Sasuke
Not interested in Uchiha dick
Probably her only redeeming factor right now.

>>153616651
Well I mean, as someone who's run a lot of games, there's ways to metagame without explicitly metagaming.
You act according to your knowledge but ask just the right questions and ask to perform the right checks to avoid the most dangerous spots.
If a lich is actually just lonely or some shit, then trying to strike a conversation because 'I'm a friendly guy' isn't something I, the DM, can stop without breaking the Lich's character, for example.

>>153616771
She can't be best girl because she's decomposed.
t. Konanfag.
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>>153616651
As long as you didn't change things, I already know the deal with the Z man. Unless you mean to say there's a bigger spoiler than that
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Does she have nipple piercings?
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>>153617109
Nope. Her tits really are fucking massive though
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>>153616852
Yeah, but I mean like Fugetsu going 'Ha ha hey guys I don't suppose you know anything about what my parents say, would you?' to the Raven Guard, it'll be clear he's read the spoilers.

There hasn't really been any metagaming so far. At least not to my knowledge.

>>153617016
Hmm. Well then. Well, there IS a bigger one. Like, the entire point of the story I've kept under wraps. I can't believe I let that slip ages back. Man, I guess I just didn't expect the game to go that long.
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>>153617151
Ahh my dick.
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>>153617414
It's a shame that Konan looks sad in almost every scene in the canon.
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>>153617414
Her death scene was incredibly sad in a different way to the popsicle scene
It was like a replay of dreams gone wrong and the massive gap between the childish 'we will create peace' and that bitterness that remained behind

>>153617565
>her lover ded
>her friend a goddamn cripple wheezing on fumes
>her dreams shattered
>her mentor literally killed by her and her friend
>then her friend ded
>then she ded
What does she have to be happy about?
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>>153617713
She should've low-key helped Jiraiya.
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>>153617974
Helped him kill Nagato?
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>>153618040
Nah, probs more just helped him escape.
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>>153618150
And why would she do that? Half-assing it only hurts her more. She needed to make a decision. Basically, she should blame Yahiko for going full fucking Shonen MC when he wasn't the MC.
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>>153618258
> why would she do that?
Cause she doesn't want to see her master killed by he lover being worn as a skin suit by her friend?
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>>153618373
And as such she would leak information of her friend back to Konoha where they'd be stamped out or forced to surrender?
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>>153618473
> wanting a friend who's plan is 'nuke the world' to give up and not do that
Sounds like a decent plan
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>>153618702
Sounds like one of the most realistic plans next to Sasuke's if you ask me. They misread the genre though.
I mean, we're at peace literally right now because of the fear of nuking everything.
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>>153619098
F
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>>153605345
I would've been happy if he had just come back from his three years of training with some competent taijutsu, similar to what he had in The Last.
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>>153621174
Naruto was always as competent at taijutsu as he needed to be at the time
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>>153621310
Yeah. But it was boring to look at.
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>>153619098
>Chibi is posted
>Entire thread dies

Don't mind those faggots, Chibi. I do care for you.
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These guys can fly?

I'm sorry, I thought I was watching Naruto, not fucking Dragon Ball Z.
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>>153621932
That's just an earth jutsu that makes them lighter than air, so not many people can actually do it. It's closer to DB

It's kind of funny how nonchalantly everyone just picks up flying in the Saiyan Saga in DBZ
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Question.

When Snake Harry Potter resurrects the dead Akatsuki members, do they get back their consciousness or are they like zombie slaves?
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>>153623669
They can actually just do whatever they want unless given orders

He just gave them orders to fight
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>>153623669
The caster decides. They can go from emotionless automatons who follow orders, to essentially normal people. Kabuto gave them free will in the fight to begin with, but after people broke free of the Jutsu due to the power of feelings, he decided to crack down on it.
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>>153624002
Well, only for certain people. Some were just fine fighting. Like Clamkage was having a blast
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>>153624264
Well, he wanted them to stop him, but he was having fun with it.
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>Page 9
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I remember Naruto: Ultimate Ninja for the ps2. Shit was so much simpler.
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>>153626584
>12 playable characters
Fuck outta here.
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>>153626893
If you're gonna go full rosterfag, might as well go BT3 tier, instead of half-assing it like CC2
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>>153626584
>Complaining that a game got "too complex"
Stick to Yugioh.
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>>153627308
Not saying it's bad now. But if you look between the two, there's a pretty huge difference.
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Opinions?
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>>153628206
>Naruto themed blow job for weed
Where do I sign up?
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>>153628075
>Naruto themed blowjob
Is better be some weird way to call the Harem Jutsu.

Sign me the fuck up.
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>>153628278
>>153628449
That's a guy talking you faggots.

>>153628206
Are you a gril
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>>153629418
I-I just thought he would gather some girls to do the blowjob(s)...

Potheads will do anything for weed.
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>>153629418
No, why?
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>>153629646
Are you a gril
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>>153629863
This ban suggests that I'm either a guy or a lesbian.

I'm a lesbian guy.
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>>153630351
Girls have naked girls saved on their hdd a lot more than guys have naked dudes for some reason.
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>>153630437
>a lot more than guys have naked dudes
For what purpose would one save that other than to feed your own faggotry?
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>>153630564
Yeah well
My sister isn't a carpet muncher either by any stretch of the word, she's actually openly hostile to lesbians, but she has shittons of nekkid grils posing.
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>>153630703
I think you might want to sit your sister down and have talk...
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Damn, these niggas have a Hitler tier army.

>>153630703
No matter the subject, Tumblrinas never count.
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>>153631035
>Tumblrinas
I'm pretty sure Tumblr is blocked here without a VPN -
>it's not
Well my sister isn't that type anyway.
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How thicc is too thicc?
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>>153631539
Too thicc, she's just a fatass now. Literally.
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>>153631539
When you stop being able to draw properly proportioned arms. She's a fucking t-rex
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>>153631539
Not possible

Also,
> do not sexualise the Waniko
> starts explicitly drawing lewds
Come on
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>>153631035
Well, Gaara did grow up to look like the Führer.
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>>153631808
>>153631671
Funnily enough that's the version I drew from a reference photo. Granted the photo was a bit foreshortened which didn't translate well to the drawing. Whereas in pic related I was pretty much just practicing exaggerated foreshortening and the fact that it's obvious makes it look more believable somehow. But desu I dislike both of them. I just wanted to show someone and see what they thought.

>>153631843
She's 18 in these pictures, that makes it okay. :^)
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>>153632412
Fat as fuck.
>18
desu the age of consent in Japan is 13 and in the states is 14 assuming your partner is also between 14 and 17 inclusive
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>>153632472
>13
Due to provincial laws, that's never really true
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>>153632573
Doesn't matter.
>mfw moralfaggotry and ages of consent coexist with kids stabbing each other and popping out eyeballs
Literally how
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>>153632472
Well you have to be 18 to post here, presumably making it illegal for any of us to fuck someone under 18.
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>>153631539
I usually don't pay attention to text unless people reply to me to avoid spoilers, but who dis again...?
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>>153632734
She's an OC from the DnD game run and played by posters here. Her name's Waniko and she's a turboslut. She's also currently 12-13.
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>>153632734
Waniko Kurosawa, a character from the Roll20 game I'm running.
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>>153632686
>the world ends at the borders of the United States of America
Typical, really.

>>153632734
>spoilers
Did you uh
Not read the manga?
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>>153632985
>>153633008
/nsnunsgngsn/ has a game?

>>153633227
Nope. I'm speedwatching-anon. I've watched like 130 episodes of Shippuden in like two weeks because I have no patience for manga.
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>>153633574
>Nope. I'm speedwatching-anon. I've watched like 130 episodes of Shippuden in like two weeks because I have no patience for manga.
>literally can't read manga let alone WNs, LNs or books
w e w
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>>153633574
With all due respect, how new are you? I've been running the game for months. I post summaries every weekend. Check the OP - there's a link to all the summaries so far.
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>>153633615
"Don't want to" doesn't equal "Can't" but think as you will.

>>153633717
About a week, I'm not around /vg/ very often, unless I'm in the mood to play Yugioh.
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>>153633846
>"Don't want to" doesn't equal "Can't" but think as you will.
Well I mean, I'm sure the meme American who goes what is book is also physically capable of reading.
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>>153633846
> we're still getting new posters
Wow. But yeah I've been running the game for a few months now
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>>153633717
>With all due respect, how new are you?
I'm pretty sure on just about every board, 'all due respect' to newfags is none at all. At best.
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>>153634005
Last thread did have like 65 IPs, and they can't all be the same people
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>>153634109
Nah, I don't mind. New posters are welcome here, as long as they're not autistic retards.

>>153634116
But what if it is
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>>153605176
I blame uchihawank
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>>153634297
>New posters are welcome here, as long as they're not autistic retards.
Not saying shit about this one in particular, but there is a reason people who thought like you came to detest newfags
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>>153634394
What do you mean? The people who act like retards here usually get shit on by literally everyone else, can't hack it, and leave.
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>>153634551
That's just it though. You won't get called a newfag if you don't act like a retard because in most cases there is no way of figuring out you're a newfag otherwise.
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>>153634551
Except that guy who flips out at Pinkshit. He's a stubborn one
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>>153634762
Let's try to summon him
>Pinkshit is an irredeemable character who is weak in power, an emotional burden on Naruto and who is incredibly stupidly fixated on Sasuke as well as a nigh-literal cuck who is okay with not seeing her '''''husband'''' for a decade on end who leaves with barely a word to her after that decade for god knows how long again.
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>>153635143
You can literally just say 'pinkshit lmao' and wait.
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>>153635374
Sometimes Pinkshit lad comes out faster if you give a long winded reason why Pinkshit is actually Pinkshit
Of course he doesn't actually address your points. As expected of a pinkshit fan.
Pinkshit desu senpai
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@153635143
@153635374
@153635427
(You)

Edit: Oh, shit. I missed that up. I guess there is no (You)'s for you guys, sorry.
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WHO UP
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>>153635841
> implying I want them
Ok
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>>153635841
>being stingy
Come on now anon
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So might be a little late for the party, but what did you guys think of last episode?
I must admit I almost teared up during Naruto's speech.
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>>153637559
>Naruto's speeches
>moving
>ever
It's like Sei's speech to Ryofui in Kingdom. You can't feel anything even if they're supposed to be epic because of how stupid the things they're saying are.
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What's a good pull from the Rare summon at the start of Ninja blazing? Apparently you can redo it

I got Pinkshit
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>>153637613
Fuck you.
The contrast with Kushina's last words was beautiful, and the way Takeuchi delivered those lines made it feel like it really came from the bottom of the heart.
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>>153638351
>Takeuchi
...what? Am I missing something?
>beautiful
>bottom of heart
That's what made it even worse.
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>>153638593
Junko Takeuchi.
Naruto's voice actress. I thought that'd be common knowledge around here.
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>>153638806
Ah, well, she is not a meme voice actress. I guessed as much.
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>>153621174
I wish he would would ended up developing a fighting style that combined sage mode and wind style justu
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>>153638806
She didn't voice him in the manga, so I wasn't really aware either
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>>153639237
Can seone tell me what 8 means? Is he saying yes to Team 8, the worst thing ever written, and that includes the string of letters you get when you clean your keyboard
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Man, I hope I didn't make the Raven Guard fighters too strong. I don't want the team to just explode.
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>>153644434
>Raven Guard
Is that a Warhammer 40k reference? Or just a happy coincidence?
Also worst case either fudge some dice rolls in the player's favor or just lower their stats on the spot if they end up too stronk.
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>>153644434
If you're worried you can look at templates and such in the DM's guide or monster manual, they should all have a challenge rating which you can use.
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>>153645028
Yes. Also yeah, I might. It's not a confirmed win, though. They CAN lose the fight.

>>153645042
I just guessed based off the player's current stats hahah
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>>153637559
>anime if finally done adapting the manga

Looks like its finally time for me to start watching Naruto. Way more interested in seeing original content and a novel to anime adaptation than an adaptation from one visual medium, that I've I've already read, to another.

Too bad only Konoha Hiden and Shikamaru Hiden have been announced, though. I'm hoping for Kakashi Hiden, to be adapted as well, at least, and that they continue doing post-Naruto material for a good while. Because once their done with that it will be time for Assistant-kun's Wild Ride.
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So, this happened.
http://imgur.com/gallery/XcMWY
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>>153646376
Be happy your players can't read that dude.
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>>153647904
who did Chad marry? Ichigo's sisters?
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>>153647904
>http://imgur.com/gallery/XcMWY
>shipping in One Piece
I'm a One Piece fag myself, but unless you ship just for shipping sake, don't ship in One Piece

>>153648907
not known
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>>153647904
I've never read Bleach, so it doesn't have the satisfaction of Best Girl winning as I don't know any of the girls, but damn it's still hilarious.
Also all the NS faggots crawling out of the woodwork, still as salty as on the first day, is priceless.
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>>153643207
from what little I've gleamed about american procedures, he's saying 'vote yes on proposition 8'

but I have no idea what prop. 8 is
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>>153628206
I can only assume he gonna do a bunch of handseals then give you a spicy hotdog
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>>153648980
It's about gay marriage.
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>>153648934
>mfw the very first time I heard about the very concept of 'shipping' I literally thought it involved boats and cargo
Don't judge me, it was back in the Diamond and Pearl seasons of the Pokemon anime. I haven't watched the anime since early Johto, just played HGSS and sort of felt like returning to the franchise, watching some of the anime. I read around a bit on the wiki, and misunderstood something, thinking that the 'Team Rocket Shipping' section referred to some subplot when they go legit and open a business, during which Jessie and James start a proper relationship.
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>>153605113
>host to a kitsune, traditionally a trickster spirit
>spent most of his childhood pulling pranks
>quickly got a reputation as 'The Unpredictable Ninja'
>took down Gaara's first transformation with an explosive kanchou
>leaves to train with Jiraiya, the biggest wild card of that generation
>
>
>
>lol now I know orthodox tactical use of a half dozen shadow clones

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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any of you guys found some good comedy fics lately? I've already checked most of the stuff in the OP last time I was here a few weeks ago
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>>153648868
Why? I trust that they don't read them, but even if they do, so what? They can't affect the outcome just by knowing that the win isn't set in stone.
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>>153649608
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12102670/1/Himawari-Hokage-for-a-day
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>>153650102
yeah, that was pretty amusing, thanks
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>>153651924
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>>153652042
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>>153652134
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>>153652245
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Game in seven hours. The team will set foot into the city of Noxus - the first outsiders to do so in decades - and will attempt to bring the lord of the Shimazu clan to task for the murder his clansman committed.
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>>153631035
When did Kakashi go from glorified babysitter to one of the highest ranking ninjas in Konoha?
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>>153654257
Given that there's three ranks and most even at the top rank are useless fodder, he was pretty much always that.
Guess he pissed off the Third a few times with his lateness, so he got him to take some genins under his wings to get back at him.
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>>153654257
when he got the hang of his mango shingles
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>>153654519
Wat
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>>153655480
Kushina a cute. CUTE!
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>>153655480
They remind me of these two.
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Yo why are we so dead? It's like noon in burgerland.
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so are the novels getting animated or not
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>>153659778
Happens every once in a while. Topics come and go, we merely happen to be in one of the drier segments of the thread/week/month/general/year/lifetime.
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>>153660273
They should be, or at least that's what people in the general have claimed.
Of course there could always be a disappointing middle ground with SP. No one says ALL the novels would get animated, we might just end up with Gaara's due to pseudo-Sharingan dojutsu wank, and Kakashi's because it's so directly after the series and is supposed to have some action.
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>>153656479
You know, his kaleidoscope.
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>>153647904
>I'm in there.
Goddamn it.
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>studiomegane only did a chiptune rendition of Blue Bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFIlVjClME4
it's something I guess
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>>153663969
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I want to have post edge Neji as my teammate
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>>153661957
>sub sai dom ino
i need more of this
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I just realized, this entire show is literally Latin America: The Animu.
Everybody just fucking despises each other.

I hate living in this shithole...
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>>153663970
My condolences
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>>153647904
I feel really bad for those NaruSaku and IchiRuki fans who lost TWICE.
I only had to deal with IchiRuki, I didn't even care that much because I stopped reading Bleach regularly.
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>>153647904
fukken saved
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>>153666960
But everyone in Europe hates each other too.
Everyone in Asia hates each other too.
Africa is a perpetual shithole filled with failing governments, foreign aid scams and people swearing up and down all their failures are because of everyone else but them.
And everyone knows what Australia is like.

The only place where there isn't that much hatred around is North America, largely because inside the USA the individual states loathe one another and think their square state is better than the neighbouring square state, the Canadians are caught up in dealing in their own being cunts, eclipsed only by that of the Quebecois.
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>>153667728
Australia and Canada seem like comfy places to emigrate to, senpai.
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>>153667519
>tfw 2/2
Having good taste is the BEST.
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>>153667519
>Shipped IchiRuki.
>Shipped NaruHina.
It's feels half good.
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>>153668069
Death Island doesn't seem like a good choice.
Sorry-land might be the better option here.
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>>153668445
I prefer heat over cold, and the few Australians I've talked to have been nice to me. They don't seem to hate Mexishits.

If anything happens, Canada is the backup plan. Or... Literally anywhere where Spanish isn't the main language.
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>>153668069
Canada is socialist, even though I'd love he colder climate.
Australia is full and the bugs are a massive FUCK NO factor.

Third option: if Russia wasn't right next door, I'd go for Estonia or Finland.
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>>153668417
same here
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>>153669636
>if Russia wasn't right next door, I'd go for Estonia or Finland
I only speak English and Spanish, m8.
;-;
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>>153668417
>Shipped NaruHina, best girl won, everything is great
>never read Bleach and enjoyed almost two years of both sides accusing one another of being NaruSaku and claiming to be the NaruHina of the series whenever it came up on Nardo threads
>now the Hall of Anal Devastation 2 is full of butthurt tumblr users accusing IchiHime of being like NaruHina
>bonus points: even fucking Pokefags claimed that if Hinata would win and get a whole movie to her, Serena would get the same once Ash finally wins the league
I don't even attempt to understand most of it, but damn it was some funny shit.
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>>153647904
>shipped NaruHina
>didnt start reading bleach till late 2008 because classmates were bleachfags and wanted to see what the fuss about Bleach was
>thought IchiHime was cute
>Nel best girl
>crackshipped IchiNel
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>>153643207
>>153648980

It was for banning gay marriage in California.
Funny that the person who drew it was a closet lesbian.
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>>153671757
>tentacle raping Gai
ok, who wants to even rape Gai
>>
>game in 2 hours
>got dragged out after work and drank 5 gins
fugg :DDDD

Hope I have some coffee in the house
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>>153673826
Who doesn't want to rape Gai?
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>>153675117
would rather rape Madara
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>>153676165
Gai got there first
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>>153675117
>>153676165
>>153677934
Would rather not be a faggot.
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Why he is so brave and never forget his friends and principles?
Why he is so noble, abrasive and motivational like the sun?
Why he is so good looking? with his eyes blue like the sky and a hair more golden than his heart.
Why uzumaki naruto is so perfect?
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>>153679304
Wow, it's >this post again.
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>>153679304
Sarada/Hinata/Gaara/Sasuke pls
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>>153679605
Konohamaru too
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>>153679605
don't forget Neji
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>>153679806
>>153680818
I guess, but for the moment, I'm including people who are, for sure, in love with him.
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>>153679304
i daydream about this sometimes
>be naruto
>have knowledge of future due to being fictional character
>befriend kurama as kid
>get super strong
>kick all kinds of ninja ass
>impress classmates
>do whatever i like
>no parents or rules
>flirt with and date lil' Hina or whoever floats boat
>become a total overpowered ninja dickguy
>be totally feared and/or respected
>take over ninja world by age 16
>???
>profit!
Naruto a cool guy, but he could've had so much more by fucking the rules and standards and just taking over each village one at a time with his ultimate power 'n stuff
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>>153681119
Well, then meme bullshit aside, take out Sarada at the very least.
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>>153681761
This is impossible!
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>>153682427
She's clearly thirsty for a father figure due to being raised by a single mother. Don't mix up the two.
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>>153682632
Why not? Women do it all the time
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>>153681368
And this explains why 99% of naruto fanfiction is basically exactly what you just described
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>>153683851
It'll manifest as taking a bolt to the vag for Salad.
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>>153660273
>>153660591
Shikamaru Hiden, Konoha Hiden, and Sasuke Shinden are being animated. Which are somewhat odd choices in that Kakashi Hiden's new Jutsu is now Boruto's Jutsu and Sakura Hiden's ending ties directly with Sasuke Shinden's ending.
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>>153684954
Wait, Konoha Hiden is being animated? Source?
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What series would be the best for Naruto to crossover with?
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sexy bathtime
> FYI - real bathtime sexyfun is wet, cold, slippy and not fun or very sexy
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>>153685745
Bleach.
>Madara and Aizen try to out-keikaku each other for centuries
>Orihime and Hinata gush about the spiky haired boys they like
>Ichigo and Naruto compete to see who has the most bullshit powerup
>Urahara and Kakashi recommend porn to each other
>Tsunade and Rangiku compare cup sizes
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>>153685745
Babylon 5, Alpha Protocol and 20 000 Leagues Under the Sea.
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>>153686005
top kek, see >>153602812
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>>153685995
this guy is probably my favorite western Naruto artist
blame the shipfag inside me
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>>153686901
Ditto.
She's awesome (and french if deviantart is accurate)
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naruhina bathtimes can be cute
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>>153685050
>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-08-02/naruto-epilogue-novels-get-tv-anime-this-winter/.104956
>Pic related

Here.
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Shikadai is my least favorite Boruto generation kid. He just looks and acts too much like Shikamaru. He's basically a clone.
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>>153687375
>>153684954
Well, at least that gives us Konoha Hiden and Shikamaru Hiden to watch.
I'd much prefer trading the Sausage one for Kakashi's, but that's because I fucking hate the Uchiha son of a bitch.
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>>153687375
neat.
well, SP is gonna need someway to keep the ol' anime yens flowing.
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>>153687564
Lazy character design
>LAZY
like Shikamaru
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>>153687331
>not in the bath together being lewd
trash it.
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And it's time for us to begin, now that the players have checked their sheets and realised that some of the have extra HP or chakra that they forgot to add, so that was a nice surprise
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>>153687375
Fucking YES.
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>Part 2 started in February 2005
>Anime was half way through the Sasuke Retrieval arc at this point

Why did we get an entire year of filler in Part 1?
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>>153689129
Money
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>>153689129
Same reason we got an entire year of filler in 2015. Wasn't it something like 12 canon episodes out of 140+?
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>>153689129
>Part 2 started in February 2005
When everyone was hyped for Kishi writing the climax to Naruto everyone has been waiting for.
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>>153687564
I'm pissed they chose the whole kids are all mirror images of their parents and the same age crap.

Would been more interesting to see them have their own looks and be different ages. Maybe have one of the couple's kid's be a nii-san to the other. Such a shame that best girl didn't have a secret child she gave birth to shortly before her introduction that could of been introduced after the time skip.
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>>153690426
Just like everyone was hyped for Tori to write the climax to DB when he timeskipped, right?
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>>153690548

I don't mind the rest of the kids. I think they're differentiated enough from their parents. ChoCho seemed like she could be a little too muhc like Chouji, but the Sarada sidestory put that fear to rest.

Shikadai is just too much.
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>>153690548
Well, Kishi's autism kind of sunk that one.
Naruto and Hinata had to both be 18+ to start a proper romantic relationship at all, and with their personalities they'd marry pretty fucking soon. It follows therefore that when inevitably you cut to the new generation they can't really be older than Bort and co., and to have them younger would present the problem of the Academy, trap the new Ino-Shika-Chou as significantly less relevant.

So what do you do? All I can see is having Bort and co be the same age as the new Ino-Shika, Chou, and then tack on some more to make it a bit more believable.

You could have an up and coming generation with Himawari, Metal (who looked more her, not Bort's age in 700) and perhaps an Izunuka kid, or throw in something about Iruka and Anko hooking up and having a very young kid just about then. Give some more weight to Mirai and give her some OC teammates, perhaps from known clans, and that's all before you once again have the problem of an overgrown cast.
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>>153664375
>Best song was featured in nothing but fillers
not fair
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>>153668069
Australia is full sorry
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So the team has landed on Deliverance and has been taken to the Ravenspire in Noxus, Lord Shimazu's base of operations and personal living quarters. They've had a bit of a chat so far, and Lord Shimazu just sort of threw everyone - turns out Waniko is half-Shimazu. He was, uh, a bit confused that literally not a single other person, even on the mainland, figured it out.
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I wish we got some more teamwork, specifically manifesting as fun little combos.
The last one I recall that's not Kishi wanking to Nardo and Sauce is Nardo and Yamato doing that Fuuton Rasengan - Water Something combo to counteract some massive inferno move of Kakuzu's.
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>>153617713
>What does she have to be happy about?
a bangin' hot bod?
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>>153694402
Keep on posting Ino, man, I don't have enough pics of her.
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>>153694870
Shame she ruined her face with that piercing.
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>>153695130
who the fuck is that?
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>>153695130
>hmmm he looks familiar
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>>153695232
Kakashi in disguise.
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>>153695079
Damn, she looks hella smug.
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>>153694413
>Fuuton Rasengan - Water Something combo
And then Naruto proceeded to tell everyone to get out of his way because he wanted to eat Kakuzu by himself
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>>153694413
https://a.pomf.cat/vauhxg.gif
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>>153695435
>Hero of the Pain Invasion
>Hero of the Fourth Shinobi World War
>Next in line to be Hokage
>Son of a previous Hokage
>Near limitless stamina
>Also her boyfriend.

Wouldn't you be if you were her?
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>>153687564
One analysis I ran into theorized that Shikidai's more aggressive and militaristic like Temari in temperament. That could've been interesting if this were actually the case.

Most of the potentially interesting plot threads with him are traced to his maternal side, and to the fact that he's practically royalty, a few steps in line from being Kazekage if Gaara kicked it. Shame about him being less Shikamaru's child than his clone, though.

I wonder how a Shadow Possession/Magnet Release combo could be utilized tactically.

>>153694413
It's ironic how heavy, via the Bell Test, Kishi hit on the head with the importance of team work only to include very little of it later on. It's almost as if he didn't really believe in his own message, although it was far more realistic than the alternative, and the scenario we got, in which single dudes solo armies.
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>>153697379
> Super lazy but has 'Shikamaru v Hidan' levels of aggressiveness hidden JUST under the surface
I back it
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>page 10
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I wish we saw something more done with interrogation and torture. With genjutsu and Yamanaka techniques, I bet you could get up to some absurd stuff, and when that fails, there's still the more traditional methods.
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>Buy Storm 4
>Happy because new game
>There's a storm, an actual thunderstorm
>Lightning hits my house
>Power goes out for a few seconds
>TV and PS4 survive with no injuries
>Can't say the same for my modem
>Press F to pay respects
>Call the ISP, they're coming tomorrow to replace my modem
>Have to take everything of value out of my room and hide it in another so they don't think I have money and try to steal my shit
>Carrying a 55 inch 4K screen on my own
>MyBack.jpg
Being third world is suffering.
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>>153701291
>12 alkane is called lauryl
what did science mean by this
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>>153701527
>>Have to take everything of value out of my room and hide it in another so they don't think I have money and try to steal my shit
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>>153701291
I believed Genjutsu was mainly just axed off once Kishimoto saw how immensely broken comparing partial mind control to fighting techniques and firing out elements. Itachi alone pretty much proves Genjutsu>>>Ninjutsu and Taijutsu.

Sakura was originally planned to be a Genjutsu user.
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>>153701527
Jesus Christ kek
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>>153701721
I just wanted to play my game... I never asked to live in a shithole...
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>>153701527
Are you that one anon from Argentina? Or that other one we had recently who said they were at least in Latin America?
I grew up in Central Europe, and even we did a couple of basic common sense stuff out of caution that Westerners would think silly, but I can't imagine worrying about professionals coming to your home and stealing your stuff. Unless they are gypsies pretending to be professionals so you let them in and they can steal your stuff, but that's easy to spot and fend off because gypsies don't actually work.
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>>153702353
>Are you that one anon from Argentina?
Nope, I'm a Mexicunt.
>Or that other one we had recently who said they were at least in Latin America?
Yes, that was me.

A couple years ago we had some faggots from a company installing our phone, since we didn't hide anything of value they gave the phone number they installed for us to some fucking extortionist and they called my mom saying they had kidnapped me and were asking for some ridiculous amount of money (that we obviously didn't have) for my life.

I was never kidnapped, they just did this while I was at school to scare her into giving the money but since then I don't trust "professionals" coming into my house unless I make myself look REALLY poor first.

Fuck Mexicans, man.
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>>153701889
Itachi's genjutsu was unbreakable though. Making sharingan genjutsu unbreakable was a mistake. At best, it should have just been very difficult to break out of for anyone short a specialist like Kurenai.

Have other genjutsu function on dream logic, with characters being able to break out of illusions as long as they're able to recognize discrepancies, allowing them determine that they're caught in a genjutsu. That could rev up the tension. It must be terrifying to realize that you're caught in one of those, and to realize that your actual body is helpless.
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>>153702940
Shit, m8.

The worst I ever had was an overgrown gypsy shit chimping out in the dressing room, flopping his dick about and humping the manlet of the group while the actually civilised people looked away (in retrospect we should have just beaten the fuck out of the degenerate faggot, but what can you do).

Also somewhat relevant: at the end of communism my parents bought an old priests' house as a private place (at least three hundred years old, probably older, but kept in a very good condition, with amazing vine cellars that we used to pretend had to have had a secret door somewhere, leading to hidden away Church gold). It was a great place to live in, but a year or two before we bought the place someone robbed it, and the priests were so scared they installed bars on all the windows - and so I ended up with a childhood room that had bars on it.
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>>153703649
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention why I attached that pic: we should have beaten the ever living fuck out of the faggot gypsy but didn't, which was weird because between ourselves we had no problem doing DBZ-inspired fights what went actually pretty fucking far.
Once I did that to a kid, gave the poor sod a minor concussion too.
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Game is over, since one of the players is a wuss and had to go to sleep. I think we'll be playing again tomorrow for about four hours. Summary...sometime today.
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>>153703506
But that would mean something done by Itachi is not flawless, and we both know that can't happen.

Not that I disagree, making genjutsu like that would have been very interesting. Instead the most genjutsu fight we've seen was the Gary Stu Brothers that was a continuous, dull breaking of illusions with no tension of smarts.

Incidentally are there any fics focusing on genutsu use, preferably ones that don't have Sakura as the main character? I loved Kurenai managing to overcome the Tsukuyomi in Team 8, it was done in a believable way, exploring and exploiting the nature of the illusion like you said, and would love to read more stuff like that.
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>>153704030
Sleep is for the weak.
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>>153704409
>I loved Kurenai managing to overcome the Tsukuyomi in Team 8
But Tsukuyomi CANNOT be broken! Don't make me tell Kishi on you. He wouldn't want to hear that shit. No sir.
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What was the point of Obito keeping Sasuke after the Danzo battle and even giving him EMS? He had no use for him at that point and Sasuke never officially considered himself a member.
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If you could have one MS power which would it be?

Amaterasu?
Kamui?
Kotoamatsukami?
Tsukuyomi?
Shin's weapon manipulation?

>>153706214
He wanted to sync Sasuke with the Gedo statue for whatever reason. I think that idea was thrown away when Madara was summoned to the scene.
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>>153706432
kamui
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>>153706432
Kamui without a doubt.

It's functionally invincible.
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>>153706519
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT
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>>153705673
I would really like to have him sit down and rd that story, measuring his blood pressure while doing so.
And possibly taking bets on when he faints, has a heart attack or completely loses his shit.

Really, it's not even breaking the Tsukuyomi so much as redirecting its weight and using its own realism and strength against the user, much like with the foreshadowing of likening genutsu to mental wrestling. It was fairly neatly executed, and further exploration of stuff like this is honestly what fan fiction should be doing.
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>>153706432
Not for myself, but I would love to introduce an Uchiha whose MS power is a further mastery of sight, with seeing the chakra opening points, a vision capable of piercing through walls, rocks or clothing/armour and widening the field of vision to the point where it's practically a perfect sphere around the user.
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>>153706628
I'm pretty sure any story that doesn't have Sasuke as Naruto's definitive BFF will have the man clutching his chest and hissing.
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>>153706857
Byakugan.
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>>153707086
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>>153706432
Kotoamatsukami.

I wouldn't have the decade-long cooldown of a crow (since I guess we're assuming we get to use it to its full ability), and you get literally anything you want. Promotion? Yours. Money? Yours. Commit a crime and tell someone to forget you? Done. Actually make it to court? Look at the judge - not even in the eye - and tell him to let you off. You get away with LITERALLY everything.
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>>153706575
Like Sundowner?
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>>153707281
>You get away with LITERALLY everything.
I thought that comes as a basic bonus for being an Uchiha anyway?
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>>153707383
Yeah, but I think he meant if you just get the power without being an Uchiha.

I dunno. I was thinking IRL usage anyway, since the others would only be useful if you're a serial killer.
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>>153707281
>Want to become President.
>Just walk around a few cities in the states.
>The whole country votes for you.

Want to make peace with all the world leaders? Just have them all in the same room.

What was Kishi thinking with Shisui's ability?
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>>153706432
Tsukuyomi. I could torture my enemies without doing any physical harm and nobody would believe them if they called the cops on me.

Realistically speaking, if I'm going to end up blind, I wouldn't use it even if I had it.
I'm too much of a pussy to take that kind of risks.
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>>153707580
Uchihas a best.
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Is it only me or was the arc war extremely rushed? (not even referring to the anime filler shitshow) also, just after finishing with the manga I started watching the last movies and stuff and it looks like all this time there were people living on the moon.
I don't know you guys, I wanted to finish off with this series for once and for all for nostalgia but, I left with an empty feeling.
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>>153707580
>thinking
no
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>>153707529
>Not burning down your enemy's house down with Amaterasu, where it will burn as long as it needs to and no Firefighters can put it out.
>Not getting out of sticky situations with Kamui. Not being a war machine with bullets phasing through you and warping people's body parts off.
>Not torturing some asshole you know or run into with Tsukuyomi.
>Not turning your foes weapon against them with Shin's weapon manipulation.
You're missing out.
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>>153707315
Like the good ole days of the 3rd Ninja War.
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>>153708270
> Not burning down your enemy's house down with Amaterasu, where it will burn as long as it needs to and no Firefighters can put it out.
Just tell them to burn their own house down. Then they get charged with arson as well.

> Not getting out of sticky situations with Kamui. Not being a war machine with bullets phasing through you and warping people's body parts off.
I don't plan to go to war. And also you can literally just tell people to stop. Eye contact isn't needed. As an aside, I wonder what the range would be. Could you look at someone through a pair of binoculars and affect them?

> Not torturing some asshole you know or run into with Tsukuyomi.
Just tell them to slowly murder their own family and everyone they care about, and then allow them to remember that they did it.

> Not turning your foes weapon against them with Shin's weapon manipulation.
I'd prefer Jedi Mind Trick turned up to 11, honestly.
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>>153708643
No wonder Kishi didn't have Kabuto summon Shisui. The war would have already been over.
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>>153708784
> use binoculars and telescopes
> order people to do things from kilometres away, placing you nowhere even near the target zone
It's honestly like the best jutsu for an ACTUAL ninja
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How does it feel to know that this is the final opening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6If_MQvIIC4
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>>153647904
It's not as funny because Orihime was less of a character with muh pottery than Hinata and Rukia wasn't a complete shit like Sakura
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>>153706615
The laws of logic don't apply to the coolest guy
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>>153703506
That wouldn't work. Genjutsu that lasts for more than one second is immediately lethal in a fight, since they can just stab you through the throat. Itachi never did because he's a big ol' softie.
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>>153706432
Tsukuyomi
>look in mirror
>cast Tsukuyomi on self
>live for 1000 years in a single second of real life time
>look in mirror again
>do it again
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>>153707583
You can torture them with regular sharingan genjutsu anyway.

Tsukuyomi's bonus are the ability to manipulate time and that it can't be broken without another sharingan.
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>>153707932
A part of the war arc got rushed because nip readers didn't like the part where irrelevant characters were fighting never seen before zombies, so Naruto got brought into the war sooner than planned and most of the rest of the zombies got defeated offscreen.


The alien stuff were last minute asspulls, not rushed stuff.
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>>153707583
that image is absolutely horrifying.
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>>153710847
>it can't be broken without another sharingan
Then why didn't Kakashi break it?
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>>153710592
>Die after the first time.
Think Izumi.
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>>153711640
Izumi was already going to die because of the sword in her gut
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>>153711640
Why would I die after the first time?
Anyway who cares I lived 1000 years in paradise
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>>153711770
Not canon.

Canonically, Itachi killed her through the Tsukuyomi alone.
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>>153711881
Doesn't Itachi stab her in the novel before putting her in the tsukuyomi?
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>>153711881
Canonically Itachi is a jackass.
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>>153711961
Not that I remember. He just Tsukuoyomi's her, she lives out eighty years of life, and his genjutsu was SO PERFECT, SO POWERFUL, WOW that her mind thought "Well, I'm like 90 now, time to die", and she died.

>>153712000
Shhh, don't tell Kishimoto that. He couldn't handle the shock.
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>>153712000
No, canonically Itachi is an idiot.
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>>153712558
Canonically he was smarter than a hokage at age 7
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>>153706432
Kamui without a doubt. The only reason Tobi could be touched was because Kakashi had it as well.
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>>153712776
Technically, they said his 'reasoning' was as good as a Hokage's. That doesn't mean he's bright.
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>>153712776
I know it's been said 10 million times but:
The Uchiha were a fucking mistake
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>>153706432
Kamui because I'm fucking lazy
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>>153712971
They were a mistake because of Itachi mostly
Sasuke was an irredeemably shit character only after killing Itachi (he was anywhere from passable to good before) where we can surmise that he caught Itachi's shittiness.
Obito was poorly written in his redemption like everyone else who got TnJ'd. Madara wasn't all that poorly written at all, given that what Uchiha more or less end up as are idealists.
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Why do fanfics have Naruto getting thrown out the village and hated by everyone after bringing Sasuke back after beating him at the VotE? Wasn't that the fucking mission? To bring Sasuke back?
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>>153713789
For the giggles maybe
Fanfiction writers are not necessarily good at reading comprehension or writing technique.
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Why isn't there much fanfictions taking place in the RtN universe? I mean, it has enough characters and shit to be expanded on. It would be more interesting than "What if Naruto was teamed up with x?" or "What if Naruto did this thing to make him overpowered like Madara Uchiha?"
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Completely unrelated but, there's a Storm tournament on PS4 that I'm participating in.

Wish me luck.
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>>153714474
Do you have any Uchiha fucking shits on your team?
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>>153714707
6P Obito, Madara, and LAST Sasuke.

Nah, I'm joking. Either Yugito, Roshi and Reg. Naruto or Darui, Reg. Naruto, and Tsunade.

There are bound to be Uchiha Fucking Shits though with a $50 prize pot.
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>>153715048
Good luck.
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>>153715048
>50 dollars
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>>153715279
Eh, it's something to do on a Friday night. Plus, it's with friends.
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>>153714707
>Main Sasuke back in the Ultimate Ninja 3 days
>Suddenly Uchihas become the "Only for fags" characters
>Try to play with literally anybody else
>Get destroyed
Fuck, Storm 4 is going to be tough online...
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>>153714273
>"What if Naruto did this thing to make him overpowered like Madara Uchiha?"
Explain to me why this is in any way interesting.
webm unrelated.
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The team's first impression of Lord Shimazu, Waniko excepted
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>>153706857
>>153707086
>>153707215

>Let's make a much more complex and interesting eye power, but have it weaker than the Sharingan because no MC uses it

At least we have Boruto, assuming the milking manga doesn't get canned before it finishes the movie saga.
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>>153716064
Did they all fail their fear resist roll
Why was waniko not scared?
>looks a little like uncle
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>>153714707
>>153715048
>>153715596

Even in Storm 4 people bitch about Uchihas, but you have borderline broken characters like KCM Minato(or Minato in general), Pein, Kaguya, Jinchuuriki, and Projectile spammers(Deidara, Tenten, etc.).
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>>153716217
They didn't fail any roll, he just gives off a creepy vibe. He's just that sort of guy.

Waniko didn't feel it because she's half-Shimazu. It's why she's felt a connection to the Shimazu in Konoha, and has been feeling steadily calmer and more at peace the closer she came to Noxus. Part suppressed memories, and partly another reason relating to their Hiden tech, which I haven't revealed yet.
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>>153716536
So the Shimazu leader has an irresistible Aura of Terror now? Sounds like Orochimaru
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>>153716715
Aura of Terror is pushing it. They just felt slightly uneasy around meeting him for the first time, that's all. It's not like he's pulsing out waves of fear 100% of the time.
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Is this sword fucking awesome or is this sword fucking awesome?
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>>153717321
It's shit and would have worked better as a glaive.
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>>153717321
>Tfw SSM were off-screened
>Tfw we got Mifune vs Hanzo instead

A reminder the whole war arc was shit
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>>153717424
Shut your mouth.
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>>153717603
>can't take some advice
See why you're a shit swordsman now? You along with sewing needle. Thunder Sword Ringo was the only one (out of the ones with a sword) who got a good filler episode, you just looked like an idiot.
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>>153717779
Not Anon, but the same person that made the filler episodes isn't the same person who designed his weapon.
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>>153717779
Let's see your fucking sword, faggot!
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>>153717934
I'm talking to anon as if he was the swordsman. It's a joke.

>>153718030
>needing an explosion sword
>when people can snipe you with jutsu from far out and you can do nothing
>when a good swordsman could just deflect the exploding side back at you
>when everyone in Nardoverse dies instantly to pic related
kek
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>>153718195
> snipe you with jutsu
Name a jutsu that has a range of more than maybe a couple dozen metres. The closest we canonically see is Kidomaru's bow.

And no, going 'muh twelve stories high Susano'o Indra's Arrow' isn't sniping.
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>>153718546
Water Gun Jutsu propels a bullet of water at very high velocity. It should be able to snipe him.
Rasenshuriken.
Boruto's thrown rasengan.
Kirin has a functionally unlimited range within a cloud-covered area since it only directs lightning
Orochimaru's sword then stretched something stupid like a kilometer.
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>>153718879
> Water Gun
Only ever shown close-range

> Rasenshuriken
Only effective at over a few dozen metres when Tailed Beast sized. Normal Rasenshuriken is thrown a few dozen metres before impacting.

> Bort's thrown Rasengan
Barely over a dozen metres before hitting a tree.

> Kirin had functionally unlimited range
Within a small cluster of localised clouds. It could not drop a dragon thunderbolt half a kilometre away.

> Orochimaru's sword stretched like a kilometre
I genuinelu don't remember that happening canonically.

Sniping would be considered a jutsu that could be launched from a couple of hundred metres away to drop a target without compromising the shinobi's position.
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This got me so hard I didn't even notice her hair wasn't pink at first.
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>>153719115
>only ever shown
Yes, and Madara dropping an kilometer-wide asteroid, twice, did not cause cataclysmic effects worldwide. Let's use logic here.

>rasenshuriken
Rasenshuriken when used against pain had to be ordered to explode by naruto and showed no signs of slowing down before expanding.

>thrown rasengan
Konohamaru with the scroll thing made it fly to some village.

>within a small cluster...
That's because it wasn't a natural occurrence. We have no proof it can't drop a thunderbolt anywhere within a group of clouds.

>I don't remember
Against four tails.
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>>153721331
> Let's use logic here
I know you're being sarcastic, but comparing a God-level attack at the end of the series to a water gun is ridiculous.

> Rasenshuriken against Pain had to be ordered to explode and showed no signs of slowing
That's not proof though. For all we know it would've gone a few feet past Pain and then detonated on its own.

> Konohamaru with thing made it fly to some Village
Using the Kote is cheating, and it hit precisely one house. Also, you completely jumped from Boruto's natural Rasengan to Konohamaru's Kote one. Which also goes against the canon as-is, since it was stated that without Senjutsu, it falls apart. It's why Naruto couldn't throw the Rasenshuriken until he infuses it with Sage chakra.

> we have no proof it can't drop a thunderbolt anywhere within a group of clouds
It's shown that distance increase chakra drain. Bringing down a Kirin from a distance would increase the drain to a point that it would kill anyone without plot armour. Not that it matters since its literally never used again, despite its like the perfect anti-Madara jutsu

> against Four-tails
As in Naruto in Four Tails mode? I vaguely remember the fight, but I don't remember a kilometre-long sword.
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>>153723894
>I know you're being sarcastic, but comparing a God-level attack at the end of the series to a water gun is ridiculous.
I'm not being sarcastic. The idea is that the water gun is supposed to have incredible penetrating power and speed, it's a very efficient jutsu. Something moving at high speed travels very far.
Sure, it's only SHOWN at close range, but that's still a Kage-tier attack. My point about the meteors is that there's plenty of illogical shit in the series, and if we want to actually discuss stuff we need to use logic.

>As in Naruto in Four Tails mode? I vaguely remember the fight, but I don't remember a kilometre-long sword.
Orochimaru catches him off guard after Sanjuu Rashoumon and slams him all the way back to where Sakura was standing remember
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>>153723894
>It's shown that distance increase chakra drain. Bringing down a Kirin from a distance would increase the drain to a point that it would kill anyone without plot armour
What the fuck where was this shown?
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>>153724095
> Water gun
> Kage-tier
> Suigetsu
Yeah nah. It's a pretty basic technique for someone from the Hozuki clan. Unless you also had a Sharingan or some shit, you wouldn't be able to fire it long-range. Hell, even if you did have the Sharingan, you couldn't, because wind resistance would quickly slow it, because it's not a solid mass like a bullet. Maybe if the user was a Sage and could surround the bullet with Senjutsu, that could keep it together, but even then, take a handgun and make an accurate shot from, say, four hundred metres away.

Logically or not, canonically, no long-range destructive or 'sniping' jutsu is shown. Jutsu are, oddly, MOSTLY used as an addition to Taijutsu in close combat - even ninjutsu specialists like Kakashi spend a lot of their time in hand to hand combat, supplemented by close-range ninjutsu, or support jutsu like his ninja dogs.

I can only assume their isn't long-range jutsu prominently used because that would open up questions like 'Kishimoto, if Sasuke wanted to kill Itachi, why didn't he just hit the building he was in from like six hundred metres away with a dozen lightning bolts' or 'Kishimoto, why didn't Neji or Hinata, with their 10-kilometre-odd, 359 degree X-ray vision just drop hundreds of White Zetsu clones without moving by simply standing somewhere high up?'. Its the same reason Big Bads forget like two thirds of their skillset - because if they remembered to use it all, the good guys would be completely overwhelmed. Like Madara - when he became Jinchuuriki, why didn't he just create 25 Wood Clones, ALL with his Complete Body - Susano'o again?
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Did she make people bite her tits or is it just this cosplay?
I was surprised when I discovered it was not just her arms.

How hard do you have to bite in order to get healed?

Also why does she get pleasure from it? Fucking masochist tomato.
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>>153724512
This guy is talking about logic, so it's logical. Throwing a ball ten metres uses more energy than throwing it one metre, so creating a fireball that launches out ten metres would require more chakra than creating a fireball that launches out one metre.
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>>153724656
When does Suigetsu use it
2nd Mizukage is based
I want to have his kids
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>>153724938
Not for Kirin though, didn't Zetsu say some shit like 'Sasuke only needs to mark the target'? He's basically just setting a lightning rod on the enemy, it shouldn't use significantly more chakra.
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>>153724939
He uses the Double Water Gun to shoot Guruguru after Karin attacks him with her Adamantine Attacking Chains. He uses the single version at least once before that.
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>>153725031
All Zetsu said is that it travels at the speed of natural lightning and Sasuke just has to guide it. He doesn't mark a target. He still has to manually guide it down.
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>>153725194
Guiding lightning doesn't need a more energy depending on how far the target is though.
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>>153725270
Debatable. Chakra doesn't transfer over air losslessly - which is why Nagato had to be somewhere high and unobstructed for his chakra receivers to work at long range. The further away from the caster the jutsu manifests, the more chakra is used to create the jutsu. Otherwise Nagato would've been able to control the rods from anywhere.
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>>153724806
She has bite mars all over torso not just her arms.

I guess they have to break the skin.

She only gets pleasure from Sasuke doing it, so I guess it's targeted masochism.
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Also, for anyone who was passingly interested, I'm back from that PS4 tournament.
Out of 32 players, I came in 3rd. I got 10 bucks and bought a tasty sandwich.
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>>153725781
Congratulations, anon.

Why do you spoiler PS4?
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>>153726143
Thanks, I had fun.

In the 3 other instances I've brought it up, someone always insults me over it. It's kind of a running joke.
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>>153592965
>>153592532
>>153612693
Posts that are thinly and vaguely related to this, Does Naruto ever redon his cool robe and scroll when he beat pain, or was that a one off outfit? Does his outfit ever change again for any other fights/arcs?
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>>153726656
Well if you had an Xbox you'd be playing only against squeakers.

Also fuck PC and its users.
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>>153726813
Never. His chakra cloak changes when he fucks up the nine tails and later befriends him and all, but if you mean changing normal clothing, not in Shippuden.
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>>153714273
Because most writers are shit and don't care about flipping everybody's personality when they do it in the ordinary universe anyway.

There was one I saw where RtN sauce and canon sauce get switched, but I stopped reading because Sasuke's a dramatic fuckwad.
>>153715604
It's not, it's just a self-insert fantasy. I think. The only time "what if Naruto was super strong from the get-go" is good is when it's a time-travel or humor story.
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>>153728602
>The only time "what if Naruto was super strong from the get-go" is good is when it's a time-travel or humor story.
There are many ways to make that interesting even without making it a powerwank story. Just focus on the actual emotional level. He's not only alone because he's the Kyuubi, he's also alone because he's strong. Focus on what happens after unification. He's achieved peace, but now what? Does he understand what it means to run a nation? Can he deal with politics which is often choosing between getting boiled in water and boiled in oil, without knowing which is which? Can he deal with problems power doesn't solve, and can he deal with the emptiness that comes from solving problems with power?
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>>153713395
>Itachi

The only Uchiha who realized how retarded the other Uchiha were, and who lacked most of the infuriating qualities associated with the Uchiha? One of the few Naruto characters who operated like an actual ninja?
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You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.
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>>153717513
War Arc was great. We actually got see other characters do shit for once, and the focus was taken away from Sasuke. I only wish that the Seven Swordsman had recognized Gai, or had shit themselves after mistaking him for Dai, the person who killed off most of them in the first place. Seven Swordsmen fight should've been a grudge match.
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>>153726813
Waniko is gonna get that outfit, or something like it, near the end of the game/start of next game, depending if I decide if she gets the clothes when she starts training, or at the end.
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>>153729430
Sasuke was always talking about avenging his clan but do you think he was only salty about his parents?

Like what would've happened if Itachi had spared them? Would Sasuke still turn out to be a little shit?
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>>153729430
In exchange he was a fucking Mary Sue even more idealistic than most Uchiha. The only reason he seemed to lack the infuriating qualities is because he was presented as in the right.
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>>153731253
>The only reason he seemed to lack the infuriating qualities is because he was presented as in the right

Because he was. And the problem with the Uchiha isn't that they're idealistic; the problem with the Uchiha is that their a clan of disloyal, psychologically, unstable cunts, who get stuck on one emotion and run with it as their entire personality ("DARKNESS"). Itachi's psychological conflict over offing his clan, and his emotional weakness that kept him from finishing the job, made him feel far more human than the average Uchiha. As far as being a Mary Sue, powerwise he isn't even top tier, and unlike, say, Sasuke or Madara, doesn't derail the plot or send everyone else into irrelevancy, which was at least 3/4th of the problem with the Uchiha in the first place. And everyone hates him; even his own clan prior to becoming a scapegoat.
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>>153731982
>because he was
Explain to me his failure then. He failed to keep the shit under wrap - his father already had an inkling of what was going on, had he decided to take action early it would be simple to stop Itachi besides his Madara-tier unstoppable power. He failed to finish the job because of muh Sasuke. He failed to stop Sasuke from turning on the leaf and in fact encouraged it if he didn't outright cause it through his later actions. Through his meddling, the Leaf was bombed by Pain and through his meddling the world nearly fucking ended and through his meddling Sasuke with his darkness-vision would've taken over the fucking world had Naruto not edged him out just a little in the last fight.

>And the problem with the Uchiha isn't that they're idealistic
The Sharingan is rare. Darkness doesn't arise in everyone, and when it does it's literally because the ideal world isn't the real world.

>disloyal
According to Tobirama and Danzo who have a grudge against them and refuted by Hashirama and Orochimaru who had a boner for them.
Don't give me the coup as an example - it proves nothing. The Chinese are simultaneously lawful and lawless! The Russians are both brave and cowardly, both submissive and dominant! The Turks are both communal and individualistic! You can't prove anything with single instances.

>psychologically unstable
Obito and Sauce were unstable, Shisui, Itachi and Madara were stable.

>Itachi's psychological conflict
Being reduced to dindu nuffin good boy status is what destroyed his character and he gets it harder than anyone in the series.

>powerwise he isn't top tier
>fucking toys with Kabuto
>breaks off Edo Tensei
>never in danger except when he let himself lose

>And everyone hates him
He's presented as flawless. Mary Sues don't need to actually lack flaws or actually be loved by everyone, they need to be biased towards by the plot itself. Are you actually saying Golden Boy Itachi was anything but a trash character?
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Oy Joe
You named your character for Plane's game 'Ryotaro'
Do you mean 'Ryoutaro / Ryōtaro', because there is no name I know of that is written 'Ryotaro' while 'Ryoutaro' is a relatively common Japanese name.
"Tsukasa" I presume is written 司?
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>>153733679
FATTEST
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>>153732731
>Obito and Sauce were unstable, Shisui, Itachi and Madara were stable.

Madara started a war, murdered his former allies, and fucked up his best friend's hard won peace. If there was any reason to distrust an Uchiha, Madara would be used as an example.

Itachi, Shisui, and Kagami were touted as exceptions.

>Explain to me his failure then
Are you trying to argue that Itachi is or isn't a Mary Sue, because listing mistakes that he made, such as letting Sasuke live, does the later. Itachi was right in choosing the village over his clan.

>Darkness doesn't arise in everyone
The Uchiha is "a clan possessed by evil," which culminated in their betrayal of the Leaf.

>Hashirama
A naive idealist who frequently required his more pragmatic brother to cover for his stupidity.
>Orochimaru
Someone's whose moral judgement is questionable at best.

>You can't prove anything with single instances
The coup was the defining instance. Madara was another, and Tobirama could have seen his betrayal from a mile away. He was willing to acknowledge Uchiha, such as Kagami, who proved genuinely loyal, but it was no surprise to him when he heard about the coupe.

>Being reduced to dindu nuffin good boy status is what destroyed his character
Itachi scarcely had a character before being portrayed as someone who would sacrifice the few for the many.

>fucking toys with Kabuto
Who is nothing compared to the like of Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, Kaguya, Obito, Maito Gai, or end-game Naruto and Sasuke.

>He's presented as flawless
The Uchiha Massare was morally grey at best.

>they need to be biased towards by the plot itself
Almost every important character has more plot armor than Itachi.

>Are you actually saying Golden Boy Itachi was anything but a trash character
Yep. Naruto would have been better with more faction vs faction, moral and political quagmires, and more ninja like Itachi, who favored stealth and the use of illusions over attacks that rearranged the topography.
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>>153732731
>Obito and Sauce were unstable, Shisui, Itachi and Madara were stable.

Madara being stable is debatable.
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>>153735018
You could also argue that Madara wanted true peace instead of temporary peace. Without the bullshit that is Black Zetsu, it would've been.

>because listing mistakes that he made
It doesn't make him less of a Mary Sue at all, because the reason he's even a sue to begin with is because he's presented as always in the right even when he makes mistakes.

>The Uchiha is "a clan possessed by evil"
According to Tobirama who is not unbiased.

>naive idealist
Tobirama and Danzo were pragmatic to the point of fault because they weren't actually competent enough to act on it.
>Orochimaru
What does morality have to do with anything? His analysis was that the Uchiha did indeed suffer discrimination.

>The coup was the defining instance.
And the literal only instance. I would bet that Danzo actually prodded it, as the Uchiha, powerful as they were, would want to have their voices heard in government which the autocratic-leaning Danzo would not like. They probably wouldn't look kindly on the Sharingan arm either.
Madara's shit can't be considered representative of the Uchiha since nobody in the actual clan wanted anything to do with him.

>Itachi scarcely had a character before being portrayed as someone who would sacrifice the few for the many.
His character was being evil for no reason. He was exceptionally cruel towards Sasuke. Why didn't he kill himself after wiping the Uchiha clan? It's release from both his own pain and release for Sasuke, who while likely to be angry for a while because he couldn't take revenge would learn to let go, especially if Itachi hadn't gone full edgelord in the actual massacre and told him he was acting on orders from Akatsuki or some other dangerous group ANBU knew about.

>The Uchiha Massare was morally grey at best.
Itachi is not presented as 'morally grey'.

>Yep
Out of context. Itachi's character does not belong in Naruto's world, and all the things you said are parts of his story, not his character.
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>>153735398
Obito and Sasuke are unstable because they flip-flopped around on their motivations quite easily and Sasuke flips around on motivation like six times through the story.
Shisui, Itachi and Madara pursued their goals with steadfastness until the very end. His goal might've been disagreeable to some but he was certainly stable.
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>>153735412
>It doesn't make him less of a Mary Sue at all, because the reason he's even a sue to begin with is because he's presented as always in the right even when he makes mistakes

Allowing Sasuke to live was explicitly stated to be a mistake.

>Tobirama and Danzo were pragmatic to the point of fault because they weren't actually competent enough to act on it.
Tobirama created the police system, the rank system, the academy, taught as one the academy's first instructors, and created half of the important jutsus in the series.

>According to Tobirama who is not unbiased.
According to Tobirama, who liked Kagami and Sasuke despite the fact that they were Uchihas.

>What does morality have to do with anything? His analysis was that the Uchiha did indeed suffer discrimination
Orochimarus entire view of the world is twisted, meaning that his analysis, rather than Tobirama's, should be the one that's placed into question. Tobirama handed the Uchiha a position of power and the Uchiha bit the hand that fed them.

>And the literal only instance
Madara. Sasuke. Obito. Hell of a sample. If even half of the important Uchiha weren't untrustworthy, there might be some credence in disagreeing with Tobirama. Having every unnamed Uchiha prove untrustworthy, too, just kills it.

>His character was being evil for no reason
>for no reason

There's your problem. He was more of a plot device than a character.

>Itachi is not presented as 'morally grey'.
Itachi sure as hell isn't presented as an Ideal Hero. Ideal Heroes don't kill old people and children. Kishi's ideal hero, Naruto, was all about pacifism, even in the heat of battle, against other warriors.

>Itachi's character does not belong in Naruto's world
An actual ninja fits perfectly into a story about ninjas. And as a character, he was amongst the few Naruto antagonists with his own set of personal conflicts. If you want to talk shit characters, better to go through the rest of the Akatsuki and Uchiha first.
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>>153733383
Do we know when the first game is? Or are you focusing on your quest right now?
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>>153736387
>Allowing Sasuke to live was explicitly stated to be a mistake.
Do you think the story treats it that way or do you think the story attempts to make us sympathetic to him and shit on Danzo for ordering it?

>Tobirama created the police system, the rank system, the academy, taught as one the academy's first instructors, and created half of the important jutsus in the series.
And yet he failed to conquer the other villages when they have no good way of stopping them and failed to establish peace, instead innovating the system that would make it even more efficient to slaughter kids.

>According to Tobirama, who liked Kagami and Sasuke despite the fact that they were Uchihas.
Tobirama would've never met most of the Uchiha in Sasuke's generation and most of their parents generation would be brats if even that at the time he died, when Hiruzen was a teenager or young adult at best.

>Orochimarus entire view of the world is twisted, meaning that his analysis, rather than Tobirama's, should be the one that's placed into question. Tobirama handed the Uchiha a position of power and the Uchiha bit the hand that fed them.
I don't see Orochimaru as the one with a twisted view of the world. Tobirama has an inherent bias against the Uchiha and from what we can tell Orochimaru's points are not lies. If they aren't lies then the nature of his analysis means they have to be fact since Orochimaru unlike every other character in the series has no motivation besides to know everything and to obtain all jutsu.

>There's your problem. He was more of a plot device than a character.
He was presented as an insane psychopath.

>Ideal Hero
No, he was presented as an Anti-Hero. Antiheroes aren't morally grey, they're definitely Good in nature - they're just willing to commit evil acts for a good end. Itachi's shallow perfection is what ruins him entirely.

>An actual ninja fits perfectly into a story about ninjas.
>naruto
>about ninjas
When actual ninja are like 10% of the cast...
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>>153736784
I'm not Planewrong and you don't seem to be Joe.
Plane, pic related.
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>>153736948
>Plane
I meant Joe, of course.
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>>153737054
Happy?
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>>153736831
>Do you think the story treats it that way

I don't think that a story about "ending the cycle of hatred" and turning the other cheek could ever treat what Itachi did as anything other than a mistake.

>And yet he failed to conquer the other villages
Because his idiot brother, whose opinion you're giving preeminence, handed out eight chakra nukes.

>Tobirama would've never met most of the Uchiha in Sasuke's generation
Tobirama fought with Sasuke against Madara and the kage and treated him with far more respect than he did Naruto.

>Uchiha and from what we can tell Orochimaru's points are not lies
Tobirama: I gave the Uchiha money and power.
Orochimaru: Yeah, but people resent money and power, so you did the Uchiha wrong.

The entire line of logic was retarded.

>Antiheroes aren't morally grey, they're definitely Good in nature

Anti-heroes are defined by possessing qualities that aren't good. You can't be an anti-hero by be morally perfect or by possessing "shallow perfection."

>When actual ninja are like 10% of the cast
Naruto started out as a story about ninjas, with the like of Kakashi, Zabuza, and Haku being amongst the most important characters in the cast.
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>>153733383
Yeah I meant it with the fancy o.

I got no idea about the kanji tho senpai
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>>153738368
Thanks.

>>153737631
>I don't think that a story about "ending the cycle of hatred" and turning the other cheek could ever treat what Itachi did as anything other than a mistake.
Good point, but it does. Itachi killing the Uchiha is definitely treated as the better choice by the story, since the story likes to pretend he only has two choices.

>Because his idiot brother, whose opinion you're giving preeminence, handed out eight chakra nukes.
>pre-eminence
No I'm not, I'm arguing that the Uchiha don't deserve all this shit when it was mainly Kishimoto's full-of-holes writing. The coup was obviously prodded by some of the higher ups which might've been clean for political power, since most Uchiha simply do not have Sharingan.

>the entire line of logic was retarded
Orochimaru outright says that they were kicked onto the edges of the village and that they were mistreated by everyone. Whether or not tobirama did them wrong aside they had reason to be malcontent.

>Anti-heroes are defined by possessing qualities that aren't good
They are actually defined by readily committing actions that can't be considered good. Itachi has no personality flaws beyond his inability to pull through which is instead presented in a sympathetic light.

>Naruto started out as a story about ninjas
And promptly stopped being one.

At this point I honestly believe, though, that there is no common language between us, because I actually agree with Madara and Sasuke on most of their opinions on how to handle the bullshit and you hold a grudge against them for more or less obseleting everyone else (seriously what the fuck Kishimoto). I'd appreciate it if you didn't spam the thread with LOLKILLUCHIHA though, and although I understand this makes me sound like Sakurafag, I think I'm just a little better because I've at least presented my arguments.
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>>153738854
>Good point, but it does. Itachi killing the Uchiha is definitely treated as the better choice by the story, since the story likes to pretend he only has two choices.

Actually, during the final flashback of the massacre, Itachi notes for a brief second a third option in talking to Sasuke and avoiding both the revolution and the massacre, supporting the theme that communication is the key to understanding.
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>>153740780
I know that. how the fuck did NOBODY think of this shit before shit hit the fan?
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>>153740529
Setting aside the fact that no Uchiha deserves or are capable of handling love, who was Obito's Hinata?
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>>153740809
I guess telling an eight year old that the only options are genocide or bloody revolution is kinda low on the idea list.
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>>153740858
Or uh
Itachi could talk to the leader, aka his fucking dad, who used to adore him and remains on non-hostile terms with him? He has the ear of both the Konoha elite and the Uchiha, whatever problems the Uchiha had could be directly presented to the Leaf and whatever compromises or clarifications were possible could be directly presented to the leader of the revolt.
Literally fucking what tier.
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So we left our intrepid heroes as they were about to enter Noxus. At the start of the session, Kagu led them through the city-state of Noxus. The team got what could only be described as hostile stares. They seemed to be directed mostly at the three boys, with Waniko getting a few confused looks. Kagu brought the team to the Ravenspire, a large, ominous building in the centre of Noxus that is Lord Shimazu's home and base of operations. Heading up, they all failed a CON roll for shits and giggles. As such, all four of them reached Lord Shimazu's office at the top of the Ravenspire out of breath, earning a smirk from Kagu.

Kagu, allowing to the team to recover, knocked on the door and stepped aside allowing them to enter. Mitsurugi Shimazu IV, more than anything, was that a scary, scary man. While not (as someone said earlier) radiating fear, the boys definitely felt uneasy just being in his presence. Waniko, however, felt nothing but a sense of respect for the man in front of her. Mitsurugi asked to confirm if they were the team sent from Konoha to accuse him of sending a murderer to Konoha. Fugetsu said that 'accuse' was a bit of strong word, and after letting the silence rest, Mitsurugi relented and smiled slightly, saying he wanted to get to the same answers as Naruto and the team do. Renya then decided to say that after Naruto realised there was an estranged ally, he decided to send someone to see how they were going. This, funnily enough, didn't go down well with Mitsurugi, who, as the lord of one of the most independent clans ever, didn't take kindly to Renya assuming they 'needed to see how they were going'.

Regaining control of his temper, Lord Shimazu smiled, throwing off the four of them, and he welcomed Waniko home. This, understandably, confused the team. This, in turn, confused Mitsurugi. He asked if any of them knew, or if anyone on the mainland knew. When this confused them further, Mitsurugi revealed she was clear half-Shimazu.
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>>153741597
Citing her smoke ability, skill in stealth, the fact that she felt at ease in Noxus, and the fact that she was beginning to go grey at age 13 - a genetic trait (not quite as cool as magic god eyes). When Waniko asked how Mitsurugi knew, he chuckled, and said that as Lord Shimazu, there was very little he DIDN'T know, or couldn't learn. Waniko asked who her parents were, and while Mitsurugi didn't know off the top of his head, he could find out. After confirming she was from Amegakure, he sent Kagu to look for immigration documents from Amegakure from about six to eight years ago, looking for anything that fit a Shimazu description. After Kagu left, Mitsurugui, perhaps a bit late, formally introduced himself, and was formally introduced to them in turn.

Saying he already had the mission report (nobody asked HOW, considered they were classified by the Hokage himself), Lord Shimazu requested their recount of events, with as much detail as possible. Joe started doing a type-up for Arata, before realising he didn't even remember most of the previous mission, so we simply went with 'the four of them recounted the mission off-screen'. However, Arata added that Waniko had felt dizzy and fallen when she had seen the icon on the Uchiha gates. Waniko looked embarrassed, but unlike Sasuke, the Lord of Ravens looked at Waniko kindly, without judgement. Waniko handed over the sketch of the icon on the gates that she took, and the names on the memorial that she noted down. Mitsurugi didn't recognise the symbol straight away, but said he'd look into it, and confirmed that the names were Old Noxian - Ryota and Mari Shimazu.

Arata added he had taken the cassette from the tape player, and handed it over to Mitsurugi. Lord Shimazu retrieved a tape player and played the cassette, continuing the soft, calm, monotone voice from before. He confirmed that it was just a random string of words and numbers.
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>>153741597
>Mitsurugi Shimazu IV
Is that a fuggin regnal number
Asians don't have those.
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>>153742728
Just mentally read it as 'the Fourth'. Or whatever. I dunno. He's the fourth leader of the Shimazu clan, and the clan lord takes on the name of the original Lord, shedding their given name forever. It's a thing that happens in the Shimazu and Okami clans.

>>153742638
Waniko said she hoped that the Shimazu knew as much as Mitsurugi said they did, and Mitsurugi replied with a smile, saying that she should see the Grand Library of Noxus, and that it was big enough for her to get lost in. Kagu re-entered the room, saying, he had found one file for a girl fitting Waniko's description entering Amegakure legally at around the correct time. He followed several false leads - for which he dropped the files on Mitsurugi's desk - and said he tracked it back to Takigakure. Mitsurugi scanned the final file and says he has an answer - her father was one Junichi Shimazu. She asked about her mother, and Mitsurugi said that there was little more than a name - Kayo - and that she was not from the Mitsurugi clan, hence the half-Shimazu bloodline. As an aside, unlike, I assume most prestigious clans in Konoha, the Shimazu is not against, and indeed, actively welcomes outside marriages. The outside spouse must of course take binding oaths of silence and discretion, but after that, they become one of the clan in all but blood. It's why their such a large clan and have such a large standing militant arm.

Anyway, Mitsurugi says that Junichi had an aunt that still lives in Noxus, and writes down the address for her. Arata brought up that Waniko wasn't the only one affected by the murderer, and that both Tenten and a school teacher were affected by odd, targeted memory loss, and that they couldn't remember the face of the target. Mitsurugi waved it off, saying that they used low-level mental filters as well sometimes, when they didn't want to be recognised. However, they used a TON of chakra to maintain, and that that was likely why the target decided to flee rather than fight.
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>>153743038
Lord Shimazu said that he was concerned by the Shimazu murderer, and that Shimazu simply don't 'go rogue' like that. It's unheard of within the clan. He said that he would consult the mission archives and try and track down - if it was a Shimazu - who it could've been, who they were working for, how they slipped by unnoticed, and most importantly, why. He said that it would take a while though - the mission archives were large, and the Shimazu rarely, if ever, scrub information. He invited them to explore Noxus, and to take Kagu as a guide. He also mentioned, though, that as long as the boys stayed close to Waniko, they wouldn't be given any problems by the Shimazu, as they would know that she is family. The team thanked Mitsurugi, but decided to accept his offer of a guide nonetheless, since striking out alone in an unknown city was probably not the smartest move.

Their first port of call, understandably, as Junichi's aunt's - Natsumi's - house. Kagu knew where to go, and so he led the team on a short walk to the Residential District. He - alongside the boys - offered to wait outside, at least unless Natsumi invited them inside. Reaching the house, Waniko was rather nervous, fretting out loud if Natsumi would know who she was, or if she should've sent a note ahead, or even if her great-aunt would like her. Regardless, she summoned the courage, and with the boys hanging back, knocked on the door. The door was answered by an attractive woman - unbeknownst to the team, she was using a Tsunade-esque anti-aging jutsu, although it was more genjutsu than actual modifying the body like Tsunade did. Waniko, however, needn't had worried. Upon introducing herself - and asking if the woman was indeed Natsumi - the woman's face lit up, saying that she was and asking, rather excitedly, if Waniko was really her nephew's daughter, saying that while her nephew had told her about Waniko, she hadn't actually ever gotten the chance to meet her before.

We left it there.
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My gf and I decided to get drunk and watch some Netflix together. As a classic lightweight, she had literally - LITERALLY - one drink and pretty much fell asleep. Meanwhile, I'm feeling preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty good right now, and not really tied, so even though I need to be up again at 7am to run the game, if anyone has any questions or whatnot, I'll be around for a bit. If not, I'm probably gonna play Destiny.

No, I'm not drunk enough to reveal any major spoilers. Nice try.
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Scratch that. Maximum panic. I just remembered one of the players isn't going to be available until like 9am or 10am my time. Since the missus wants to spend time together before she heads off to work away again, I was only going to run until 11am. So players, I don't think we'll be playing tomorrow. I'm trying to get confirmation now, but since I think most of you will already be up, just stay up, and if everyone else isn't on by, say, an hour after our normal start time - so 8am AEST - assume we're not playing.

Also no game next week due to Planewrong doing army stuff.
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>>153743476
Please give spoiler: how many times will you fug your gf tonight?
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>>153743625
>Since the missus wants to spend time together
Blease answer >>153743630
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>>153743630
Why you gotta ask questions like that, man?

Zero because she's already asleep, the little cutie.
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Alright so the late player just told me that he should be home in time for normal start, or at most, 15 minutes later. As such, we'll be starting at 7.30am AEST Sunday morning, giving me an extra half hour sleep-in, fuck yeah.

So get ready to enjoy Waniko meeting her great-aunt, and other shenanigans.

Fuck, I really need to get streaming sorted, so that you bastards can tell me how bad of a GM I am in realtime.
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>>153744021
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>>153744021
>>153744129
she is gonna hotglued, right?
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>>153744202
>>153744129
>>153744021
> ywn get to actually fuck Hinata
> kids in future generations with full-body VR will get to fuck her
How does this make you feel?
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>>153744367
I want it now
I would fuck Hinata, Ino, Yugito, Mei, Samui, Temari, Shizune and Kurotsuchi
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>>153744585
You will never get the chance to. Literally your only chance is to hope heaven is real and that God is a massive weeaboo.
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>>153744585
>forgot Konan
add Konan to the list
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>>153744021
>figurine has better tits than assistant-kun's Hinata
god damn it
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>>153744804
Well yeah, it's based on Kishimoto's Hinata.
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>>153744804
assistant-kun's temari looks horrible
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>>153745305
I'm sure people that are into 12-year-olds liked her new design.
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>>153745305
I don't think he's yet to do a single design that's not disgusting.
The only one that's even semi-unlikely to cause you blindness is that one shot he did of Moegi, and that's because she's probably his obscure waifu.
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Alright, I'm out. Catch you all in seven hours. Players, if you check here, game start is at 7.30am AEST, so half an hour after normal.
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>>153592532
>page 8
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Why is this allowed?
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>>153748104
Damn those are some numbers. When do we get that shit on global
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>>153748871
2 weeks
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>>153684348
This outfit was neat; after Shino, Obito somehow ended up with the best outfit.
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>>153681368
>>153683864
>>153679304
That's right; Now I remember why I don't keep this tab open anymore

Bara/Twink posters as well
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>>153743829
That should just make it easier, though.

>>153744124
if your Internet connection could handle it, streaming one day would be rad.
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>>153751360
Don't be that way, baby. We know you love our autism.
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>>153740825
Anko.
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>>153740825
That girl with the swirly glasses.
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Why was he so forgotten?
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>>153758092
He's just a poor man's Hashirama.
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>>153759025
How do you think Madara would have reacted if Yamato's existence was relevant during the War Arc and brought to his attention?
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>>153759170
It would be similar to how he reacted to Tsunade.
>"Hashirama can do it better."
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Has somebody seen my sides? I seem to have lost them.
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>you will never have your own uzumaki breeding sow
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>>153762164
They'd become just as broken as the Uchiha
Kishimoto cannot write.
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>>153762205
All "X should have done with the story" posts should automatically presume either someone actually competent, or the poster themselves would get to write from there on out.
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>>153762367
Well then:
The Uchiha should've gotten as much screentime as they had. Competent people can save the story.
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>>153762164
We already had one clan with eyeshit stealing the show. No need for another.
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Would your young, past self believe you if you told them how Naruto ended?
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>>153762656
If you keep their powers at what they had, they'd be a good way of handling intel and scouting stuff, and the Gentle Fist is not a mysterious eye power that makes no sense, but a unique and fun martial arts style that stands on its own without being overpowered. Presuming competence at the helm, they would bring much in the way of opportunities without necessarily spoiling anything. Reduce Uchiha wank severely too, that shouldn't even need be said.
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>>153762964
>If you keep their powers at what they had
Then the Uchiha would be a strong but not stackwipe clan. Kishimoto is not capable of this.
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>>153637735
Gaara or Kakashi
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Even if it's the word you use the most, how hard can it be to just not say it?
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>>153762916
Never. But I would've believed NH end because I believed from the beginning. I always believed.
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>>153764136
Impossible in moonspeak
Everyone has something to make them YOUnique
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>>153766561
Pink looks gr8
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>>153766661
Not in IRL moonspeak. That retarded shit is only in anime.
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>>153767108
Even then the most used word that gets someone sealed would still be something ridiculously common, like boku, or anta.
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My dick wasn't prepared for this filler...
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>10
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>>153735018
>Who is nothing compared to the like of Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, Kaguya, Obito, Maito Gai, or end-game Naruto and Sasuke.

There's at least 4 different tiers right there, and even without Edo Tensei, SM Kabuto is at the very least on Tobirama's level.
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>>153762916
I can only see Naru-Hina being even somewhat unexpected for someone who started the series midway through Shippuden. During the Chunnin Exam, which is when I watched it on Toonami, it was the only feasible pairing.
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>>153592532
So I'm kind of confused. Did Rin love Obito or Kakashi? Who does she want to be with?
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>>153772724
She's a whore. She wants both like the cockslut she is.
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>>153764136


How fucked do you think the ninja alliance would of been if they didn't bring their sage tools which ended up backfiring on them.

Even before they got Kurama's chakra weren't these niggas pretty much the strongest shinobi besides Hashirama and Madara.
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>>153772724
Kakashi, Obito was just a thirsty sad fuck who misinterpreted basic decency as a teammate.
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>>153772378
Fuck, man. I had just finished fap time...
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Could their roles actually have been reversed?
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>>153773204
>>153773692
DELETE
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>>153774510
I doubt it
Naruto is a thirsty bottom for Sauce, it wouldn't work the other way around.
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The 5 Kage Summit arc was probably where Team 7 was at it's lowest character wise. Kakashi was the only one to come out of it with his character still intact.
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>>153775383
You're not wrong.
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>>153775383
Kakashi, as usual, is the best character bar none.
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>>153771590
This. I honestly don't understand how anyone was retarded enough to actually believe NS end would happen.
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>>153776654
Well, let's be generous. Pairing up main with main, a character the main hero has previously openly fancied, is pretty feasible. It only changes once you factor in actual character and story stuff and Hinata being originally sketched up as the romantic interest.

Plus pairing Nardo up with Pinkshit would be terrible, damaging to the characters and a letdown all around, thus it's a small miracle Kishi didn't do that.
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>>153777548
F.A T.
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>>153751869
Yeah, I've been meaning to look into it for ages now, but I keep forgetting/getting distracted.

Also, game is now.
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>>153774510
I honestly don't think so, because rather than Naruto and Sasuke being reversed, Naruto would've just become a second Gaara, and if he decided to leave - and Sasuke tried to get him back - Naruto would literally make Sasuke explode. No mercy.
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>>153777086
Got to love the deep parallels naruto has with blacklivesmatter.
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>>153777853
Honestly one of the worst things Kishimoto ever did to try and get laughs.
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>>153781034
Naruto having no clue about pregnancy, at a point where he really ought to have matured quite a bit, was much worse.
And the armadillo dick hunt was pure cringe too.

His most hilarious moments tend to be the ones he actually thinks are meaningful.
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>>153781447
> His most hilarious moments tend to be the ones he actually thinks are meaningful.
I dunno. Most of his true meaningful moments, to me, were decent. Zabuza and Haku. Jiraiya's death. Gaara learning that his mother did love him. Naruto meeting his mum and dad. All of those, to me, were handled REALLY well.
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>>153781621
Only when it involves the Uchiha do things get hilarious.
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>>153781621
You forget all the DARKNESS or Naruto trying out his 'breaking the cycle of hatred' by offering to the Cloud ninja the opportunity to work out their frustrations on him, resulting in Karui pummeling the fuck out of his face.
Oh and there was 'Happy Birthday' too, just off the top of my head.
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>>153781979
What was wrong with 'Happy Birthday'?
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>>153782623
It was so ridiculously hackneyed I burst out laughing is all.
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Post hilarious moments of naruto fanfics
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>>153783074
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>>153784129
10/10

wtf I love Huygas now.
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> the team have a secondary objective to bring back a liaison back to Konoha from the Shimazu
> I'm like 80% sure they've forgotten
> if they do, Waniko will miss out on a Shimazu tutor
> and like 70% of her skillset
Better not forget!
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>>153786561
Well these guys forgot what they did on last mission as per your summary. RIP moveset Unless you decide to be much too soft on them and give them small, subtle-ish reminders to completely ignore.
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>>153787176
I think they just remembered on their own, in a roundabout sort of way.
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Post slutty Hinata.
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>>153787715
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>>153787808
>Hinata
>Picture
???
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Joking or not, I'm like 95% sure that Renya is shopping for a ring for Arata. N-no homo though, guys.
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>>153787715
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>>153784129
I recognize this fanfic. Kind of.
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>>153787715
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>>153761383
How does this even work? This fuck is made up of ash and paper.

The resurrected shinobi make no goddamn sense half the time. I think I recall Hashirama panting at one point as well - why didn't he just repeatedly fire off broken jutsu? He has unlimited chakra, what the fuck?
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*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yeah, that's me, the legendary Madara Uchiha. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. It's a long story.
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>>153787493
They read the mission dossiers right?
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>>153788870
Yeah, I make it pop up on screen for them. Whether they remember them or refer back to them, I dunno. They didn't pass on Sasuke's message to Naruto to keep the Village on lockdown for 24 hours, so he'll have words to them when he next sees them about not being able to follow simple instructions.
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>>153788863
>Baba O'Riley starts playing
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>>153788863
> doesn't just step forward and insta-heal
Come on, Madara
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>>153789108
It was Waniko's fault

Also
>can teleport at will
>makes the kiddos pass on a message
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>>153789524
He was attempting to follow the trail of the Reverse Summoning. It didn't work.
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>>153789524
I haven't read that summary, but it could potentially involve getting within two kilometres of his family, something he evidently tries to avoid whenever possible.
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>>153789686
Sakura low-key called him out on his shit when they were in the same room together. People said it was out of character, and it was, but whatever.
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>>153786098
Perversion potential is Byakugan 101.
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>>153789785
Yeah, that does sound pretty bad honestly. Sakura would be jumping with joy if he gut-punched her and spat on her.
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>>153790002
I don't care to be honest. Sakura always bugged me, how much of a doormat she was. I don't really care if this 'breaks character'. THIS ISN'T KISHIMOTO'S RIDE ANYMORE, IT'S MINE.
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>>153789858
Why can a doujin replicate the manga's art style so much better than Bacground-kun?
Couldn't they get this guy to do the spinoff instead? Just tell him to have the lewd stuff at a reasonable level.
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>>153790141
You're Kishimoto, but stronger
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>>153789858
m-more?
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>>153790184
I should really continue my rewrite.
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>>153790141
Well, you could have made Shizune make the very same comment. As a fellow apprentice of Tsunade she should, despite Sakura's character, care for Sakura enough to eventually make mention of it, and she'd unspecified enough that some lip from her wouldn't necessarily impede on anything - hell, telling a bit of truth is a nice sign of character growth.
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>>153790434
Is Shizune still even working for Naruto? I thought it was just Shikamaru now.

Not that it matters. Sakura isn't a major character in the game, so it's not like it really did anything.
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>>153790412
>You didn't even get to the wave arc.
For shame.
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>>153790589
I want to get back to it but Destiny is life.
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>>153790679
>Destiny
You better not be talking about that dead game.
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>>153790542
Shizune is immortal. Initially I thought she was maybe 15 in Part I, or something, but nope, databook has her in her late 20s.
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>>153790542
>Is Shizune still even working for Naruto?
She's in 700, isn't she? I haven't kept up with the later stuff, so no idea where that went. She's either moved on to be Naruto's aide, or became a full doctor/medic ninja of her own right as far as I'm concerned.
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>>153790954
>15
Come on, anon.
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>>153790874
I am, and it's not dead. There's still a ton of people playing it. I just got off an 8-month hiatus. I'm stoked as fuck for Rise of Iron.

>>153790954
>>153791109
I genuinely can't remember chapter 700. I have a hazy memory that she's working in the hospital, but I dunno. Either way, she wasn't in the office when the team was given their mission.
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>>153791353
>There's still a ton of people playing it.
7-8 people counting yourself?
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>>153791336
Forgot that Dan died during the 2nd War. Mid-teens, then, maybe three years older than a twelve year old Naruto, is the perfect age to explain her preternatural youth now, with her looking no older than Naruto and Shikamaru, while still allowing her too look like a young adult in Part I.
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>>153791797
The Destiny General is more alive than we are.
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>>153792252
They have a game to discuss, I'm pretty sure Naruto has never had a videogame
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> they've been in one store in the market district and want to leave
> no Shimazu weaponry
> no extra armour
> no healing stuff or radios
The Raven Guard are going to explode them
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>>153792434
Well, I suppose now you get a feel as to why devs always cut out fluff and detail, for most of the players simply ignore interesting stuff they poured a little bit of their souls into.
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>>153792595
I don't really mind, honestly. It didn't take me long to come up with it all. And really, hearing "WAIT WHAT WE MISSED THAT CAN WE GO BACK AND GET THAT" "Nope" "FUCK", is almost as good.
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>>153787808
>>153788068
Wtf I Love Itachi now
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And we're done. Waniko picked up a Warglaive for a steal at 300 Ryo. From the jutsu shop, Fugetsu was a big spender, got two chakra-receptive gems for 200 a piece, and a book about chakra mechanics. Waniko snagged a book about genjutsu,
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>>153788062
They're gonna settle for homo end together after Fugetsu gets the hairpussy and cucks them both. They will bond over their mutual heartbreak.
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>>153792252
>Comparing generals
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>Naruto has a general.
>DBZ had a general.
>One Piece has a general.
>Bleach never had a general.
Feels good know our series is relevant in vidja enough to warrant one.
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>>153804575
Renya honestly seems mostly uninterested in Waniko. As does Arata.
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>>153807204
>uninterested in this
confirmed for homos it is, then.
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>>153788391
http://imgur.com/a/IMHZV

One of the best ones I've translated, I think.
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>>153808036
I think the players just don't wanna turn this into an ERPG. I mean, like at least not yet. They're mostly too busy staying alive at this point. Maybe during some downtime they might kick something off, but it'll likely be between Fugetsu and Waniko.

Not that I know Plane is going to play Fugetsu. He's had a few moments, and seems to like her, and maybe even be a bit protective at times, but nothing really romantic yet.
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>>153807204
idk, Renya seemed pretty effected by her "persuasion" in the game today, even though he wasn't her target.
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>>153792336
I think it had something on Gameboy Advance or something.
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>>153810050
It was a nice touch, yeah. Maybe Renya will try and get her, who knows.
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>>153810660
There's enough hairpussies for everyone. But actually, I always thought it was stupid that they put one girl on a team with 2 guys in naruto universe. it seems like it's asking for conflict.
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>>153813015
Could've just been the boy-to-girl ratio. Well, more likely, plot reasons, but whatever.

It just happened to work out one girl and three guys in this game, just out of luck.
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>>153813015
"reason" for it might possibly be relieving sexual frustration on long missions but yeah with 12 year olds that seems unlikely. Also even then it seems like a bad idea that creates more conflict than it fixes.

>>153813178
Should've been 50/50, desu.
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>>153813334
In the canon or in the game? Cause I wasn't going to force someone to place a female character if they didn't want to.
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>>153813514
>>153813334
One of them could still get a sex change, or reveal they were a girl all along. Like haku but a reverse trap instead.
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>>153813514
In the game, it might've been more interesting that way. but then again what do I know.
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>>153813749
>>153813845
Up to the players. I want to railroad as little as possible, and I know I wouldn't like being told 'No, you MUST play your character this way, because I say so'. Even with Waniko that has some prerequisites, 99% of it is all Binkbonk. Literally the only prerequisite is that she's from Ame. I ran most of the rest of the backstory past Binkbonk and he was fine with it.

I also don't think it would've been more interesting if we had a player that wasn't 100% happy with their character. The best players are the ones that feel like their character is their own, and if someone wasn't comfortable playing a female, forcing them to do so would've detracted from their enjoyment.
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>>153818420
We are Tenten?
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I think 1010 is sexually attracted to ninja weapons.
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>read a fanfic
>it's an edgy Naruto episode where he acts worse than canon Sasuke only you're supposed to like him regardless despite him having none of his original personality traits
why are these so fucking popular
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Summary time, lads and ladies (I think there's like, what, one on here?)

So, yesterday ended with the team outside Waniko's great aunt's - Natsumi's - house. I think I skipped this last time, but the team unanimously agreed that Natsumi should be a MILF, so she's now really hot. Not using a Tsunade-style jutsu, just aging REALLY well. Anyway, putting Waniko's fears to rest, Natsumi was fucking stoked to meet her great-niece for the first time, and quickly invited the entire team in. Kagu decided to stay outside, and chat with whoever wandered by. Natsumi's house was small but comfy, and she immediately started getting drinks and snacks ready for her new arrivals, setting everything down on the table and inviting them to sit. Getting right to the point, Waniko asked what kind of a person her dad had been. Natsumi thought for a second, and then began - Junichi had been an only child, and him and Natsumi had been as thick as thieves, with Natsumi being his favourite aunt. Junichi hadn't been an exceptional ninja, but he had been very bright, and had, in her words 'more between the ears than most ninja these days'. This surprised Waniko, who said most of her grades had been bad, and that she guessed she had more street smarts than book smarts. Natsumi laughed and said that sometimes that was more important.

Natsumi said that Junichi was actually mentioned in several books in the Grand Library of Noxus, thanks to his work on the final Path of the Shimazu clan, and that he had done things with his Living Shadow that hadn't been seen before. This, perhaps understandably, confused Waniko a little, who asked what both the Living Shadow and the Shimazu Paths were. Natsumi, a touch embarrassed, admitted she forgot how lacking in knowledge Waniko was, and began to explain. With a flash of smoke, a figure seemed to leech outwards from Natsumi, to form a featureless figure standing next to her, a slight smoke haze rising from it.
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>>153822505
She explained that this was the Shimazu clan's Hiden technique, the Living Shadow. It wasn't a genetic ability, but the Shimazu clan certainly had an affinity with it - back in the Warring States Period, some Uchiha attempted to copy the technique with their Sharingan, and while they succeeded, they couldn't create as strong a Shadow as a Shimazu, nor could they swap with it or keep it stable for the same length of time. Waniko got rather excited about this, and asked if she could learn it. Natsumi laughed and said perhaps in the future, if she could find someone to train her. She then went onto explain the Shadow Paths of the Shimazu.

I did up long paragraphs explaining these in-game, but the short and sweet version is that there are three Paths that may reveal themselves to a Shimazu member at any given time, manifesting their Living Shadow in a way that those who haven't walked the Path can't. The first is the Path of the Shadow Guard, allowing the user to create solid-smoke weaponry out of nowhere, anything from battleaxes to spears, swords to naginata's - any close-range weaponry. The second, the Path of the Shadow Hunter, allows the user to create a solid-smoke bow and arrows, allowing the user to fire without needing to draw from a quiver. The bonus to this is that in flight, the arrow can burst into, for lack of a better term, 'cluster arrows', with one arrow becoming half a dozen or more, quickly locking down an area or group of enemies with very little effort. Finally, the Path that Junichi directly helped develop, the Path of the Shadow Alchemist, was the hardest to naturally learn or walk, but was the most versatile, essentially allowing the user to form the Living Shadow smoke into any form they wished, such as a Gaara-esque shield, a solid sphere of force, or even to open up a dark hole in the ground, dragging the enemy away to nothing.
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>>153822760
Waniko was again, rather interested and excited, but Natsumi said that there was very little training to the Shadow Paths - you have either walked a Path and know how to use the power, or you don't. She said some Shimazu go their whole life without ever finding a Path that suits them; but on the other hand, while not a prerequisite, three of the four that have held the title of the Lord of Ravens have walked all three - or rather, the Shadow Hunter and Guard, and also had immense fluidity in the use of their Shadow, before the Shadow Alchemist was founded. Her description finished, she said that apart from that one outstanding achievement, Junichi led a normal life. He joined the Raven Guard - the militant arm of the Shimazu clan - and was with them for several years, before deciding to become an operator on the mainland. He was deployed to Takigakure, met a girl - Kayo, fell in love, petitioned Lord Shimazu that he be allowed to remain on the mainland full-time, got the request approved, married Kayo, and shortly after, Waniko came along.

Waniko then asked about Kayo, but unfortunately, Natsumi didn't know a lot about her. She never met her nephew's wife, and after they had gotten word that both Junichi and Kayo had been killed in a border skirmish, by the time the Shimazu operators had reached their house, Waniko was already gone. She said that she was worried that she'd never get to meet her great-niece. Waniko said she was just glad that she DID end up meeting Natsumi - she was worried that she would never know anything about her family. Natsumi reached across the table and put a hand on Waniko's and said that she would always have a home in Noxus, no matter what happened, or how far she strayed - the Shimazu would always be her family. Waniko got a bit teary-eyed and thanked her great-aunt.
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>>153823589
The team, essentially done, thanked Natsumi and headed out. Kagu was still out the front, having a chat and watching the world go by. Seeing the team come out, he asked where they wanted to go next. The team decided on the market district and were about to head off when Natsumi ran back inside, and came back with something, which she said was to make up for all the birthdays she missed. Pressing 250 Ryo into Waniko's hand, she smiled, wished them well, and headed back inside. Now with more money, the five of them headed to the market district. Once they got there, Kagu quickly listed stores of interest that he knew of - weapons, clothes and armour, a general store, and a new ninjutsu shop. Deciding on the jutsu shop first, the group wandered on in and took a look around. After chatting with the assistant for a bit, Fugetsu picked up two chakra-receptive gems - a ruby and a sapphire. The assistant explained that the gems - which were rather rare, helped with the moulding and internal concentration of chakra, if the jutsu to be used matched the stone - ruby for Fire Release, sapphire for Water Release. Fugetsu decided to get one of both, on the off chance they helped with his Boil Release. When he asked the assistant this, after giving it some thought, he was told that there aren't really stones specifically for kekkei genkai releases - or if there are, they're so rare he hadn't heard of them - and that his best bet was a chakra-receptive diamond, a catch-all gem that increased moulding ability regardless of nature transformation. He also picked up a book called Chakra Mechanics and Moulding. Waniko decided on another book that caught her eye - Yin Release: Illusion and Reality. With nobody else really wanting anything, the group said their thank-yous and goodbyes and left.
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>>153824208
Renya wanted to head to a bookstore, with the others wanting to see the weapons and armour shops. Kagu said that the weapons store was on the way to the book shop, and the armour shop was past that, so they could just hit all three one after the other. Agreeing on this idea, the group headed a short way until they went into a weapons shop. Smaller than Tenten's store, there were many more weapons packed everywhere - on counters, in display cases, hanging on walls, in barrels, everywhere. A lot of them, while similar to what was sold on the mainland, were stylistically or aesthetically different - most of the blades were matte black metal, with grey or muted silver edging or hilts.

Renya asked the assistant what weapon would be best for a blacksmith to get the most knowledge out of. Asked to clarify, he said about perhaps forging methods or how the weapon was made. Chuckling, the assistant said that nobody on the mainland would be reverse-engineering their weapons or forging techniques, since all Shimazu weaponry is made with a small amount of Living Shadow chakra smelted in. This provided two unique properties to the weapon, when wielded by a Shimazu. Fugetsu mentioned this to Waniko, who said that while the nodachi or warglaive would be cool, she doubted she'd be strong enough to lift and swing them. Smiling, the assistant motioned for her to follow him, and he opened a display case, pulling out a Shimazu Warglaive, a large, double-bladed weapon, connected by a long haft in the centre. To Waniko's surprise, it was lighter than the naginata she had slung over her back. He explained that the haft was incredibly strong, but light, with the blades the correct weight to allow a user to swing for hours without getting exhausted. He explained that Lord Shimazu II had decreed that the specialised weapon was only to be sold to Shimazu clan members, and that mainlanders were not to have access to it, with the Raven Guard all having one.
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>>153824676
He then proceeded to explain the unique properties of a Shimazu wielding a correctly calibrated Shimazu weapon. First was 'Chakra lock'. He pulled out a sword at his waist and beckoned Fugetsu over. He reversed the blade and offered it to Fugetsu hilt-first, requesting that he attempt to take the blade. Fugetsu's hand, however, passed right through the hilt and handle, the sword dissolving into smoke and reforming as soon as his hand had left. The assistant explained that once connected to a Shimazu's Living Shadow, the sword becomes, for lack of a better term, part of the Shadow, and owned by the Shimazu completely. Unless the Shimazu expressly wills it, nobody can take their weapon from them - even saying that they can doesn't allow it to be taken, the Shimazu must actually mean that whoever they are talking to may take possession of their weapon.

Demonstrating the weapon's second ability, 'chakra sync', he extends the sword, and with a flash of smoke, it disappears. Extending his other arm, he flexed his hand, and with another flash, the sword reappeared. He said that, again, once syncronised to a specific Shimazu's Living Shadow, they gain the ability to de- and rematerialise the weapon, hiding it inside themselves as they would their Living Shadow. However, he said that it can't be done constantly, and shouldn't be pushed. In terms of the rules, this means Waniko and do one complete disappear and reappear cycle once a day. The assistant said that, as a Shimazu, only she would be able to use those abilities, but impressed upon the others that the weapons were still incredibly high quality, regardless, and would likely be better than anything they had on them.
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>>153825014
Waniko liked the look of the warglaive, and asked if she could have a discount. The assistant told her to give him a reason to give her one, and passing a Persuasion check, with Fugetsu's help, allowed her to bring the price down 100 Ryo, to a steal at 300. She flashed her eyelids and said she wanted a weapon to connect her to her family, as she had only just learned today that she was a Shimazu, and that she'll have to leave soon and won't know when she'll be back. The assistant said his manager would have his ass in a sling, and said he better not hear of her going down without getting a few good swings with it. Waniko assured him that she'd train with it every day.

We left it there, as one player had to go to work, another was essentially passing out, and I had stuff to do. I don't know if any of the other players want weapons - we'll have to see next game, which will not be this coming weekend, but the weekend after, due to Planewrong off doing army shenanigans.

Questions, requests, thoughts, critiques, anger?
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Also, the summaries have been updated - next game will be session number 20, and we're on 45-odd pages for the summary. If any newbies are confused as to why some namefag is posting massive paragraphs about some bullshit weeaboo game, I suggest you take a peek at the link in the OP.
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>>153825136
Are you saying Waniko gets a fucking Stand? I'd feel ripped off if I were the other players
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>>153826486
Not really. I don't know a lot about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but I don't believe it's a Stand like in that.
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>>153825136
Does Waniko actually know how to use a warglaive and does your game system accurately reflect the power of a warglaive to more or less bifurcate a person?
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>>153826570
I'm going to assume so, considering she can use a naginata well enough. She doesn't have a Proficiency Bonus for it, so it's not like she's a master, but considering it has a blade at each end, she could probably close her eyes, thrash like a retard and still deal decent damage.

As for reflecting damage...what do you mean? I just made up the damage roll, and how much damage it'll do, outside of the actual roll, will depend on whether the user wants to kill or incapacitate. I'm making up most of this stuff by taking the 5e Player's Handbook and DM Guide and just adding to it or modifying it.
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>>153826872
>she could probably close her eyes, thrash like a retard and still deal decent damage.
She's actually more likely to either hit herself or get parried and destroyed by a counter by anyone using a short weapon like a sword or club since if you don't know how to use a polearm you're completely helpless once they've closed on you.
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>>153827389
Thanks, Kyle Killjoy. It's a Naruto game, realism doesn't really factor into it as much as it would in a standard DnD game - and that's not really realistic as-is. I'm not taking into account weapon lengths, or what weapon would beat what at what range, and what the bonus would be from that.
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>>153827752
>realism doesn't really factor into it as much as it would in a standard DnD game - and that's not really realistic as-is
Fug xD
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>>153827752
Well, a killjoy he may be, but having looked up what a warglaive even is and found this, yeah it's stretching the world a fair bit.
But then filler had worse shit, not to mention the even more ridiculous weapons of those two chuunin tagging along to job to Hidan and Kakuzu and watch Asuma bite the dust.
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>>153827983
When I think warglaive, I think things like the Ogre Sword from Final Fantasy IX (pic related), a weapon which a small, thin, 16-year-old Zidane could wield proficiently the second he picked it up, and he's trained as a thief, not a fighter. The one in your picture is probably a bit large for Waniko, yes, but regardless, it's not like I gave her a bastard sword, which WOULD incur penalties due to its size.
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>>153827983
That's not a warglaive, that's just a completely nonextant thrown weapon.
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>>153828132
Fair enough, that thing looks a lot more acceptable.
Then again, like I said it's not like the series proper doesn't have weapons a lot more ridiculous than any of this.
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So like umm do you faggots talk about the game or just post lude pics with chars from naruto?
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>>153828979
The latter. The game is dead. Everything regarding the game was discussed to death within several months of its release.
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>>153828979
There's the occasional bit of discussion of the game still, with (likely fake) hopes of some patch somehow miraculously rescuing it.
Trouble is, NUNS4 was kind of disappointing and online is bad.
There's talk of tournaments for the general, but nobody ever does it and there's no spectator mode either.
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>>153788062
Renya is for /ss/
But only if its Mecha Kaguya
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So nuns4 is not worth getting...I wanted to buy it but the game is dead just like this board
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>>153830329
It really depends on the price.

Mechanically it is an improvement on 3 in a lot of areas, the new characters are fun, the new combo UJs are great and the story mode has some good stuff - except that it was rushed to hell, had some fights that would have varied it up from the endless Obito and Madara battles removed, and it's got fucking anime stills all over the place instead of regular cutscenes.

Overall I'd suggest getting NUNS 3 on Steam on a sale, and if you like what that does, get 4 at some point too, if only to finish the story.
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I would play the Ninja taisen games, but my notebook is too weak
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>>153830152
>Renya is for /ss/
Renya is for sexual domination and degradation in general
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>>153833353
Renya is for homolust
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>>153834039
So Renya is a bottom then, right?
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>>153834816
He's a Shimura, what do you think?
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>>153833353
And yet Sasuke chose to bully Waniko.
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>>153835814
Waniko seemed happy to learn that uchiha can't copy the living shadow very well. Is she gonna try to use it to get back at him? Not that it'll work.
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>>153836415
I don't think she. I believe she thought the jutsu itself was cool, not specifically that Uchiha can't copy it. Either way, I think she's just eager to learn it.
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>>153836556
>>153836415
Nah I won't try to get back at sausage. He's been pretty based in the game, actually. Aside from the bullying, but that's pretty entertaining.
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>>153839504
Excited to see him get BTFO later on?
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>>153839765
Woah there is that some spoilers?
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>>153840092
Not really cause there's literally no detail.
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Did Renya buy the ring for Tenten? She's a spinster
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>>153840224
>>153839765
I wasn't excited but I am now. I mean gamesauce might not deserve it but canonsauce does.
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>>153840716
He hasn't grabbed the ring yet. I assume they'll pass by a jewellery store or something
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>>153840716
I never even thought about that. That would be hilarious. Would tenten be lonely and desperate enough to accept his advances?
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>>153841014
Most definitely yes. Provided the ring has hidden 007 gizmos and what have you, but they seem to be in the right kind of town to get that sort of thing.
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>>153841148
> Renya spends the timeskip between campaigns One and Two forging a ring and layering jutsu on top of jutsu inside it and presents it to Tenten as a token of his respect and affection
> "Awh, thanks Renya! You're such a good friend!
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>>153841262
So long as it's with benefits, that's a good enough start, lady.I really do want someone to teach her about the one thing toys and contraptions cannot do, passionate and emotional lovemaking, but that's just because I love me some sappy lovey-dovey bullshit.
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>>153841474
No benefits, nothing more than a chaste hug. She is weaponsexual, you know this.
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>>153841541
She can be shown the way, I want to believe.
And also it's clear Waniko is practically spoken for anyway.
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>>153841625
To be honest, I genuinely don't know what I'll do if you attempt to start romancing Tenten. Like, Renya will be about 15 after the timeskip and Tenten would be, what, like late 30s?

I...I dunno if she's an /ss/ sorta girl
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>>153841712
To be clear, I' not actually a player in that game.
And yeah, 10/10 would need to be pursued pretty fucking hard, which would make it even better.
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>>153841835
Oh. I don't even know what Renya plans to do with the ring.
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>implying anyone on the Vape Squad could so much as dream of getting this
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>>153841625
>Fugetsu and Waniko make their keikaku smoke steam baby
>Renya and Tenten get together and invent the Mosin Nagant
>Arata gets imprisoned for reading too much about Orochimaru, where he falls in love with his cellmate Big Steve
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>>153842854
Na senpai they're Job Squad, and Tenten may as well be an honorary member
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>>153842997
But I thought she was the fourth member of pic related (she wasn't relevant enough and only got to be the one making the picture).
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>>153842997
Tenten likes the bunch, for sure. It's a tie between Arata and Renya, though.
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>>153843781
>Renya is about to give the ring to Tenten
>all of a sudden
>out of nowhere
>Arata makes a dynamic entry into that christmas cake poon
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>>153841712
>I...I dunno if she's an /ss/ sorta girl
She is if you want her to be.
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>>153843914
This would be hilarious. Maybe Renya should just be the Harry Kim of the job/vape squad and be cucked all the time and have all these weird fetishes.
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>>153754809
I could see that.

>>153845873
>fall for the unattainable time after time after time
>be a mentally disturbed whipping boy
>definitely, totally not gay for Fugetsu
>the one time he manages to hook up with someone, he gets a formal reprimand and an incredibly visible, hilarious STD
>one time someone traps him in a genjutsu where a large, hairy, bare chested man snaps a log in half in a pink guillotine
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>>153846182
I never understood these net shirts.
Are they supposed to be gray or transparent?

If they're transparent then everybody definitely saw Hinata's tits when she got KO'd by Pain and Anko is an exhibitionist.
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>>153847191
They are clearly gray, it's suppose to be some tightly woven wire mesh thing.
And with that stuff (unless you are as crazy as, well, Anko) you are practically bound to wear at least some fairly thick underwear. That mesh thing would chafe like no one's business.
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>>153850994
>Buy Storm 4
>Testing it on free battle before doing the story
>Dad comes to room, asks what I bought now
>Show him the game
>Choose characters that are not too complicated to show him how batltes work
>My opponent is Konohamaru
>Everything's cool
>KONOHAMARU
>Mid battle the little shit Harem Jutsu's me
>Suicidal thoughts
My dad probably thinks I'm a weeb now.
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>>153846182
If at least some of those things don't happen with Renya I will be disappointed
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>>153846182
Kek @ that last one, though. I remember that.
http://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/v839.php
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>>153706432
>>153707281
You get one power per eye, right?

Well, in that case I'd take Obito's short-range Kamui and Kotoamatsukami. Literally. Fucking. Invincible.
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>>153706432
Tsukiyomi
Kamui
Kotoamatsukami

in that order for non-lewd reasons
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>>153851893
I'd love to see a story about these two moving in to their first house together like a couple of college lovebirds
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>>153856781
You might get your wish because SP is going to filler the shit out of the post-story all the way up until Burrito.
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>>153857049
I hope it will have been worth the weight
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>>153851441
Well at least he probably thinks you're straight now.

In all seriousness, which is worse: gay son or huge weeb son?
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>>153857682
Huge weeb son, a gay is statistically more likely to make money and be able to care for me when I'm old, but a weeb will spend money on his dakimakuras and leave me in some home covered in my own piss
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>>153857817
This, desu. Plus a gay has a smaller chance of becoming a wizard. I'd rather my son fuck someone, even if it's a dude, than fail even at that.
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>>153857682
Gay.

>>153857817
Gay means you'll never have grandchildren. Weeb is dependent on whether or not they sperg out in public.
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>>153857049
>>153857181
I remain sceptical, SP has a pretty bad history of ruining things.
On the other hand, occasionally they have also done some surprisingly decent stuff. I just hope there either won't be any Sasuke episodes for a while (besides his novel getting animated) or if there must be, it's about him wandering around with his jobber team, rescuing people or some shit.
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>>153858225
how would you rate the new Kakashi mask filler based off the oneshot
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>>153858225
They can do good filler - they just choose not to for most of the time. The Hanabi episodes were great.
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>>153857817
>>153858137
A weeb can still produce children and not become the black sheep of their family and contract rare STDs.
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>>153857817
>>153858137
>>153858206
>Supporting faggots
Let's not turn this thread into a discussion. These guys are already making me sick.
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>>153858436
I said gay was worse, didn't you read my post? Also fag genes could be heritable.
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>>153858492
I may or may have not misclicked. Sorry my man.
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>>153858340
I never actually saw it, quit watching the anime again when Tsunade's IT dream was hijacked for filler purposes and haven't gotten myself to get back to it yet.
Is it back to canon?

>>153858346
Yeah, the Hanabi filler was pretty damn good, that and the little bit of her we see in the Last made me really like her character. Kind of wish she was a semi-regular, very minor cast member in the story proper, sort of like Konohamaru.
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>>153859917
I'd like to see what she looks like in the new series. Her body type suits the new author well.
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>>153858206
>Gay means you'll never have grandchildren.
They can adopt, my little black grandson will taint the blood of others while bearing my name. It's not enough that I succeed, others must fail
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>>153859998
>implying he won't spend most of his life in jail or die from gang violence
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>>153860202
>>153860202
>>153860202
>>153860202

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