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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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I hope you guys are watching our guy JACKY MAO stream!
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Adelaide?
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If I don't get any (You)s tonight I'll have no (You)s to buy food with at the market tomorrow!
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Nth for waifus that don't even exist because Valve is stupid
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>>153422765
>>153422794
>>153422902
adelaide
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So what power hour is this one?
This is important because I'm associating it with peak animeNEETs avatarfagging.
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Hey, I made this based on the poster from last thread.
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>>153423123
im just waifu posting no bully
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>svg
>mike
>ee
dis gon b gud
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>>153423201
pretty good
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ANSWER THIS DOTARDS
OH RIGHT YOU CANT:


>Drow ranger was a TOP PICK at TI6
>Yet drow is canonically a BAD hero who's only redeeming feature is FREE DAMAGE for her team

meanwhile:
>Lycan had 7% winrate at TI6, the worst hero to be picked
>Has BETTER FREE DAMAGE for his team
>Stacks with drow
>Can actually kill enemy heroes like a boss

EXPLAIN THAT LMAO
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>dota isn't fun when you live in toronto
stupid fucker can't appreciate our city
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>>153420196

Done.

This is the correct thing to do when you have to fight over the courier (that you upgraded) with 3 members of your team to get your bottle as a midlaner, right?
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>>153423328
>tfw grant went away
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>>153422968
I can't, my internet is down so I can only play bot matches and shitpost from my phone
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>Sing and EE at the same time
Quick weebs who do I watch
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>>153423414
>Three ghost scepters and an eblade

WOLF
AT
YOUR
THROAT
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>>153423123
4 am UTC right now
hmm i wonder what continent ranges from UTC -8 to UTC - 5 making it 8-11 PM right now
really makes the neurons grind
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>10 in a row
where are the mmr assassins when you need them
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>>153423561
how is this even a question
sing of course
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>>153423496
>he keeps anime images on his phone
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>>153423561

BSJ
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>>153423496
Sing his taste in anime is actually slightly better than EE's.
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>>153423724
even someone who had never watched anime once in his life would have better taste in anime than EE
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>>153423667
Of course
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>>153423869
Really makes you think.
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yea nice thread dotards i'm out lmao
animeNEETs not even once
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>a new thread of waifuposting
feels good doturds
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All this animeposters and eternity are the cancer of this general
Shit i would rather go to r/Dota2 instead of this weeabo nest
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>>153423564
>break invisibility with abyssal blade

PROBLEM?
:^)
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>>153423914
>Tosh goes mainstream with SnS
>No more doujins
>Fumita goes mainstream with Tomo-chan
>No more lewds/doujins
>Suzuki Kenya goes mainstream with Oshiete! Galko-chan
>Posts lewds on his official twitter

This world is wrong.
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>>153423638
>SingSing is subscriber only mode
>EE banned LUL from chat
no fun allowed
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>>153424273
>Twitch chat
>Fun

Wow just kys
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>>153423561
Depends

Do you like a kinda chill stream, or an asshole retarded canadian chink screech into his mic at his teammates at every little thing?
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>>153423496
Sugoi qt bb
Which anime are you from btw
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I feel bad for Sing he missed his window when Mirana was OP
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>>153424232
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>>153424387
>not being invited in each popular streamers civil chat
How sad
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>>153423123
EU NEETs, SEAmonkeys and Australians
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>>153423123
Americans are going to bed
Australians are starting to wake up

Do Australians even play this game? Or is their internet too bad?
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>>153424814
>Going to bed
>8:34 PM

I've got at least another four hours in me.
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>>153424969
Adelaide
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>>153423201
If you dont know how to use the lasso tool
Or even basic zoom and erase
Then dont even fucking bother holy shit its so bad
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>>153423201
not bad, I'm gonna have to improve it for you though but you've got the right idea
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>>153424969
It only takes a few Australians to ruin everything
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>making a quick $15 off the Benefactor chests

I can dig it
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>>153425148
oh shit I gotta finish genesis thanks anon
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I was just coming home from school when I saw the TI6 compendium is up. Since it was my first International ever, I was super excited. I bought it from the first day. I have completed a lot of quests, I also contributed to the challenges. I invested some money in this compendium because I was so hyped about all this stuff I could get.
What have I ended up with, after spending my whole summer on dota? With nothing. Literally got sets only on 4 heroes which I don't play. I got the worst sets possible in this game. And now this TotB treasure comes up. When I saw you can get an arcana or even better stuff I just went all in. The overall value of what I got is 30 cents. Nothing that I like. Nobody likes that cancerous BH set, fucking admit it.
I regret so much buying this compendium which made me spend a lot of money for nothing. I just wanted some cool sets on heroes I actually fucking play. But no, someone in this world, who has his battle pass at level 1, probably never gave a fuck about the quests or anything, might have one of the 25 rarests sets. Or an Arcana. Just for free.
How is this fair honestly? Why does Valve favor some people who are just lucky? Someone is enjoying his 400$ Golden Staff of Perplex out of nowhere. The rewards I got aren't even 25% of how much I spent. Nothing was worth and I regret it and learned my lesson.
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Is EE's invoker, dare I say it, good?
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>>153423201
>no Drow

Yea fuck off
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>>153425542
>8k mmr player is good at Invoker

Stop the presses
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>>153425523
I know reddit spacing is kind of just a meme but jesus christ that really is some genuine reddit spacing.
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>>153425623
Lycan is a better drow

+50 damage to entire team ranged OR melee, no massive amounts of gear needed
can farm safely and escape ganks unlike drow
can solo kill heroes unlike drow
can solo jungle unlike drow
can plow through towers faster than drow
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>>153425867
but any ranged hero can solo jungle senpai, Drow is one of the better ones actually
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>>153425523
>open 1 chest
>get basic set worth 10cents
>decide to sell last two
>make $10

Its free money
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>trust of the benefactor chest market price skyrocketing
Damnmit
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DotA < WoW
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>>153426142
>tfw over level 1000
>Opened every single one of my treasures, didn't get any good rares
>tfw if I didn't open any of them I could have made all of my money back from getting level 1000
Live and learn guys.
Live and learn.
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>>153426390
if ur level 1k why do u give a shit about the 15 dollars u coulda sold the chests for
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>>153426390
>spending that much on this video game
kys
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>>153426015
actually drow is one of the worst ones
you realize even a warlock jungles better than drow

what does a level 1 drow have
>49 damage autoattack
>1.7 BAT and +26% aspd
>a +5 damage skill
oh boy +5 damage

luna is an example of a fast ranged jungler with just steroids, because she gets +65% overall DPS at level 1 and +14 damage from level 2
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>>153426507
Nah if he's level 1k that's $300-400 worth of chests
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>>153426669
i thought the most you could get was 3
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>>153426507
You get more than 4 chests, dumbo.>>153426649
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washed up dotards on suicide watch
>gleb the moonlord
>funnek
>lenvy
>rtz
>vp estonia
special mention
Ritsu fucking poo in the loo face
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Goodnight dumb smelly doturds
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>>153426720
Talking about treasures in general, not the Trust caches.
Read dumbo.
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>>153426857
the post you replied to was about benefactor chests dumbo
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>>153426649
Is this a lot of money?
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>>153426832
how about all of OG who got btfo by tier 2 teams
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>>153427056
feel free to list them
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>>153427023
That's literally 200 burgers you will never buy.
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Legion Commander is my favorite hero and I thought of some things I would like to see her do.

Legion Commander wearing a chainmail bikini
Legion Commander getting punched in the abs
Legion Commander asking for another drink at the bar
Legion Commander eating red meat
Legion Commander being restrained and tickled
Legion Commander choking Luna out till she shits her pants
Legion Commander shitting on a plate
Legion Commander rimming Jugg and Sven
Legion Commander getting her limbs removed
Legion Commander fisting a horse
Legion Commander playing with toy weapons as a kid
Legion Commander spanking CM
Legion Commander cat calling CM
Legion Commander Spiting down CM's throat
Legion Commander making Lina watch as she chokes CM with her thighs
Legion Commander sneaking into the boy's bathroom
Legion Commander playing Pitlord in 4d Chess
Legion Commander eating a banana
Legion Commander pretending to be disabled to gain disability checks
Legion Commander getting her clit pumped until it's red and swollen
Legion Commander massaging loli Pugna's earlobes
Legion Commander with a quizzical look on her face
Legion Commander drinking a cup of yogurt and spilling it
Legion Commander sleeping with Icefrog to receive buffs next patch
Legion Commander cosplaying as a magic caster
Legion Commander impregnated by Weaver's swarm
Legion Commander smelling TA's used panties
Legion Commander with a hairy crotch and armpit hair in a skimpy bikini
Legion Commander telling a guy his dick is too small to satisfy her
Legion Commander in the missionary position procreating for the sole purpose producing offspring
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Sup' losers.

Just thought I'd drop by and remind you shit eaters how I keep winning at life without even breaking a sweat.

Check this pic. out. I just opened two chests and in one I got a immortal treasure crap and in the other, guess what, another immortal treasure shit but this time with a motherfucking Kantusa sword, LOL.

Thankfully I don't give a shit about this game anymore so I'm about to sell this on the market for EZ monez.

Literally FREE money for something I didn't even spent money on.

Might as well buy a new Neptunia game or something with this, you know, like a good and decent game instead of this broken and bugged retarded shit of a game only losers like you play.

Stay cucked and thanks for the free monez again.
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Not sure if anyone is interested but im in need of some last second Seasonal Ranked matches with a party.

I will support you if you want, i just need these done tonight. only 2 matches.

pls respund
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>>153423414
ranged agi > melee str
agi scales better than str into lategame
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>>153427570
>>>reddit/com/r/dota2smut
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>>153427662
niceeeeeeee
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>>153427662
Anon, dont lie.
You just bought that off the market, its pretty easy to tell that you did that.

Imagine being so desperate that you SPENT $70 on an item for a fictional character in a videogames
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Really starting to like support Silencer. The fact that he scales like a League champion really makes him fun to play at all stages of the game.
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>>153428213
desperate for what
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@153428561

You know exactly what for, cuckold.
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>>153427895
>agi scales better than str into lategame
no it doesn't
consider the following:

>agility gives damage, aspd and insignificant armor
>strength gives damage, HP and insignificant regen

and yet:

>HP is extremely expensive
>Attack speed is far cheaper than damage

3800 gold will buy you +60 damage (60 agility or strength worth of damage)
2000 gold will buy you +55 aspd (55 agility worth of aspd)
5500 gold will buy you +1150 HP (57.5 strength worth of HP)

every 1 point of strength is worth about 2.5 points of agility
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>>153427570
>no Tresdin having fun with her squire
>>>/reddit/
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>>153428213
Drink bleach and kill yourself, greaseball.

I actually have a ton of steam money I earned off the Winter Pass, which I actually didn't even buy as well.

I could get myself a level 50 jewpendium right now if I wanted but fuck that shit.

Valvo got so fucking greedy with this shit this year that all they're getting from me is my dick up their asses.

Fuck'em.

I'll use the steambux I have, none of which were deployed by me into the system to begin with, to buy off the immortals and other shit I want for low value once the market gets flooded.

And as for the limited shit, I'll get my friends to gift me them.

This is how you fight the system and stick it to the motherfuckin' jews.

Get a fucking clue, shit eater.

Or better yet, seriously, just kill yourself already.
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@153428809

desperate reddit poster
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>>153428213
>>153428896

I am not exactly poor. I do well enough for myself to live accordingly to my lifestyle and pay the bills, man.

I'm also fortunate enough to have a house fully payed and actually save a little bit here and there for some trips.

It just annoys me to see stuff like this because I know the value of money.

Throwing away huge amounts for cosmetic stuff in a video game is clearly not the correct thing to do in my opinion.

But well, maybe once you kids get older you too will come to this conclusion.

Also, those 100€ I used as a example was a sum of the whole amount.

As in, you drop in 9€ for the compendium pass, then spend another 20€ to reach the terrain, and another 70€ for the prestige item, etc. etc..

It basically almost rounds up to 100€. Which is in fact, a lot of money in today's age for some superficial stuff as pseudo-exclusive pixels in a free video game.
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@153428962

Desperate reddit format
Desperate reddit poster
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>>153429094

You're so cool, fellow gulaguite!!!!

How can I like, be like you and be like, a part of this so called we are legion!!! anonymous 4chan hacker community?

You've all got so many fresh and dank memes in these forums that I keep LMAO'ing all the time in RL.

I even copy paste some of them, just like this one, the t.Alberto! to Twitch and Reddit! and them spam them! hhahahaha

But I think the mods these days are pretty strict so we better keep all the memes DOTA related right?

So I guess it's pretty cool to post about blog stuff and why Volvo (lol) won't release more cosmetics for the wish-fulfillment you get when playing a game you keep on losing, no?

Better get my mom's credit card again, RIP in pepperonis wallet, lol!!!!

Here, have one of these really amazing le gulag OC images too.

LEL, can you gif me sum sniper tips kek?
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>>153429114
fake
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@153429225

Be careful, I might downboat you
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Man this general is slow. Even the resident animeposter has to reply to the same post twice.
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americans going back to school, cant post past midnight anymore.theyre literally all underaged
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>>153429114
gj, only shit i got from this bullshit compendium that i actually wanted was the Undying arm and WE WUZ FUNDAMENTALS N SHIT ck set
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>>153429551
no they just can't fail school and have to actually sleep cause of class because going to university costs more than a European house.
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>dead thread

This is what happens when you let text posters have their way.
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>>153429365

Just use the, "kill yourself" link, you fucking retard.

Stop being a fucking manchild and caring about digital pixels to the point where you actually spend money on them.

Jesus fucking Christ. Instead of saving up to buy a car, or a appartment, or even to go on a really nice vacation you waste your time and your money on crap like this.

You're a fucking loser and Valvo knows this by the book. That's why they literally keep pushing shit out of their ass that will go straight into your mouth, by the spoon.

Just fucking drink a gallon of bleach already and do Darwin's survival of the fittest theory a favor by proving that you are in fact a weaker human when it comes to the gene pool.

Evolution can do very well without fucking shitlords like you.
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@153429670

I'm not the one that cares; youre the one getting emotional.
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Reminder that this game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.
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>>153429670
relax amigo

most people on here aren't dumb enough to spend money on cosmetics.

..I hope.
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I really like playing abyssal underlord desu
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@153429835

Reminder nobody cares what anime posters say :&)
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>>153429420
Dead general thread
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>>153429420
we've got two animeposters and a meme @ poster and then even the dota related fags spam images to hasten the thread death
/d2g/ is dying under this assault
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>>153429781

Whoa... dude..

Are you, like, one of those epic master trollers, man?

Like whatever again, SHITLORD.

LOL.

You sure went through a lot of trouble for little old me.

I'm really sorry if I hit a nerve though, shitface. awwww... sucks to be you, loser.

But like, you can stay anal devastated forever for all I care hehehe

Sure, man. Post that collage. The more attention I get the more I laugh my ass off.

I did a really good job owning this thread. I should sleep soundly tonight.

Here, as a prize you get one of my exclusive and best reaction images that I save for particular special occasions.

Your dedication hasn't been all for nothing. Thanks for the LUL'S! I'm still literally LMAO'ing at your life!
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>>153429835
When can we visit you Tiago?
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>posting in a dead thread
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>tfw I was just dominated by a qt korean girl

Now time to play dota with some friends and maybe climb a bit in solo ranked guys!
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>>153429902

Epic, dude.

Like, totally fucking epik, man.

I literally rekted your fucking kuso shit asses in this thread as soon as I entered and now the only thing you have left is resorting to call me out on my countries poor economical state?

Like I fucking give a shit, shitstain. I've got over 7k € in my bank account and I work for a youth association while also being truNEET.

I literally have no money problems whatsoever. I could care less about the state my country is in. I fucking shit on it and I shit on you.
Literally.
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ZA WARUDO
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@153429982
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@153430139

he just keeps trying
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>>153430013
>When can we visit

What do you mean "visit"?
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I have officially made back the money I bought the battle pass with. Still have a bunch of immortals and the garden terrain. Thank dumb goys for buying my chests.
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>>153430283
Tie you up and make you do lewd things, what else?
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Welp I opened like 35 treasures and not a single rare

Time to go hang myself
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>>153430627
woah woah, how about rylai's spin?
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Where the fuck is the new treasure? i cant see shit
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>>153430679
You see this shit here?

This is the Bird's Stone set for natures prophet. It is an uncommon set that is worth jack shit.

I got 4 of them from the spin. The best thing I got was Glados announcer
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Why are animefriends so good at Dota? :3
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>leave d2g
>come back like a week later to check
>it turned to absolute mush at the exact same time that i left

lol. seeya later kids.
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>>153430594
>Tie you up and make you do lewd things

Dude...

Are you a cute girl?

Because if not, that sounds really fuckin' GAY, man.

I'm not into gay shit. Fuck that.

Also, to come and visit me, you have to like the beach.

If you're not willing to go to the beach I won't even let you crash on my couch.
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>>153431158
You prefer soft, warm, feminine vaginas instead of rock hard manly dicks? That's pretty fuckin gay bro.
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How do we fix this hero's aghanims so its no longer just a worse octarine core
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>>153431365

Get lost, gaylord.
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Rate this draft:

Arc Warden
Techies
Underlord
Pudge
Meepo
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>>153431408
- 60% Dodge Chance
- 50% Reduced magic damage

because that's his domain
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should I?
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How come you don't have over 1 million first bloods? How shit are you dough turd?
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>>153431562

Best advice I can give you.
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>>153431408
>enemy heroes are stopped completely
>allied heroes have their move and attack speed slowed by 80%

Alternatively enemy spells cast from outside the chronosphere have a delayed effect that happens when the sphere ends but that may be a bit too OP
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>>153431498
but i just explained this...

and anyways you like beaches too which is at least 3/4ths as gay as liking vaginas
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>>153431663
fair enough, guess that's a no
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>>153431158
>>153431365
>>153431498
>>153431706
What would a /d2g/ beach party at Tiago's place be like?

probably awful tbqh
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>gulag so dead they indulge in responding to tiago because there's nothing left to do
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>>153431408
Aghs

Backtrack:

Gives a 10% chance to nullify an instance of damage
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Has anyone here ever looked at their elbows? I mean like REALLY looked at them? They're fucking weird looking and shit aren't they?
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>>153431408
ally units can now move in chrono
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>the compendium expires in 18 hours
fucg
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>>153432000
>absolutely broken in pro games
>as worthless as aghs lc in pubs since teammates will always be retarded
D E V I L I S H
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faceless void aghs upgrade: no immediate effect, but in the NEXT game where you pick Void it automatically bans your teammates from picking melee carries
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>>153432148
>he doesn't think LC Aghs is top tier shit in pubs
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>dota 2 getting btfo by fucking call of duty on twitch
>top dota 2 stream is titled "legion HYPE"
DEADER THAN DEAD
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>>153431032
Anime makes you better at all vydio james
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>>153432270
>watching as all your teammates blow their loads on the support you're trying to get free damage from wondering why the support is apparently so tanky
It's literally gamelosing in pubs
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can someone teach me how 2 mid kunkka? I came back to the game recently

during TI I saw a ton of support kunkkas and they all went armlet, is that core on him now or just a support mostly item and mids should still get crit, phase, etc asap?
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>>153432693
get a Kotl on your team and build echo saber
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>>153431887
a lot of gay sex
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why doesnt pld leave secret and join kaipi
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>>153433224
puppey is afraid of being the only non-chink there so he wont accept pld leaving
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>>153433224
>defying the president's orders
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I want Queen of Pain to be my mistress
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>>153433414
on suicide watch
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>>153433224
Why would he want to join Kaipi?
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>>153433637
why would he stay in Secret?
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>>153433637
kaipi tier b shit
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>>153433654
Because three of the best Dota 2 players in the world just joined it's roster?
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>>153433860
hahahahawhahahaha
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>>153433654
Because he actually makes money and can play in big tournaments there?
Kaipi is fucking irrelevant
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whats a good animu from this season that I should start watching doturds?
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Pos 3 aura whore or support?
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>>153433927
Mob Psycho 100
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>>153433927
>whats a good animu
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>>153431887

Oh right, sorry dudes, I was busy watching this week's New Game! episode so I really couldn't be bothered to look at what you losers were saying.

Anyways, yeah no, a party at my place would be fuckin' sweet, as I usually have friends over every Friday or Saturday to have dinner with.

Dinner this, that I cook myself as I'm not a cuck who orders out and I have been taught by my grandmother how to make some really amazing dishes you losers will never get to taste.

Added with some really nice Portuguese wine, it's the perfect setup to start off a nice weekend night and go out after.

I also make some really kickass sandwhiches that I take with me whenever I go to the beach with friends, because it's always mandatory that when you go with me to the beach, it's basically a party where you have to eat something.

Other friends take with them fruit, some pasteis de nata, ice cold lemonade, etc. It's really great, man.

Spending like 8 hours in the beach all day can be tiresome so it's really cool to have moments like these where the gang can bunch up together and eat some delicious food while talking, laughing or even playing cards under a beach umbrella.

No gay shit here, man. As we're all always with proper shades to check out the topless babes around and their fuckin' nice asses as well whenever they stroll pass.

But wait, this is like, all me and with my friends that is.

You losers here don't even have the social skills to pay up to a fucking workcuck cashier, much less even keep up a conversation LOL

Yeah, with you socially retarded mongoloids it would probably be shit. But thank heavens I'll never invite anyone from here to hang out with me.

So, stay losers forever ehehehehe ^^
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>>153433927
ReZero
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I have $2000 burning a hole in my pocket.

Recommend me an artist who will draw Dota porn on commission.
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>Would rather stay on a sinking ship than join team memes and friendship
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>>153434090
Shindol
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>>153424232
>>Suzuki Kenya goes mainstream with Oshiete! Galko-chan
>>Posts lewds on his official twitter

I see no lewds.
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>>153434090
Sparrow
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>>153431887
Chock full of hard drugs at the bare minimum
Theres no other reason to go to Portugal at all
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>>153434025
already watched it and its what got me back into animu

rem is just... I don't know what to say

>>153434005
alright ill check it out
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>>153434090
http://g1138.tumblr.com/

meh.
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>>153433958
solo offlaner, pos 5 stacks jungle for him and then he cleans camps, gives xp to pos 5 and gets aura damage, definitively pos 3-4
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>>153434090
I was going to say Red but he does it for FREE
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>>153432437
>buy aghs
>duel supports
Aghs is literally ONLY bought after blademail AC and then you ONLY
SOLELY
EXCLUSIVELY
DUEL THE ENEMY CARRY
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>LC blinks in and duels the enemy Meepo
>No scepter, just straight-up dueling a hero with a 1260 damage nuke not disabled by duel and expecting to win
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>>153434090
>>153434362
This.

But he seems like a lazy cunt so who knows.

Money will probably motivate him.
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>had headphones on normal stereo instead of dolby surround
>turn it on and think it's great listening to some asmr
>suddenly loud knocking sound and I freak out thinking someone is breaking into my house
holy shit almost had a heart attack bros
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this is literally the female arteezy yet she actually won something that wasn't a honeypot lan
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50drab/i_opened_63_benefactor_chests_200_ama/

Pretty good thread.

You guys should check it out.
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>>153434362
>>153434658
>RedTriesToGet2000USD.post
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>>153434023
>Oh right, sorry dudes, I was busy watching this week's New Game! episode so I really couldn't be bothered to look at what you losers were saying.
>Anyways, yeah no, a party at my place would be fuckin' sweet, as I usually have friends over every Friday or Saturday to have dinner with.
>Dinner this, that I cook myself as I'm not a cuck who orders out and I have been taught by my grandmother how to make some really amazing dishes you losers will never get to taste.
>Added with some really nice Portuguese wine, it's the perfect setup to start off a nice weekend night and go out after.
>I also make some really kickass sandwhiches that I take with me whenever I go to the beach with friends, because it's always mandatory that when you go with me to the beach, it's basically a party where you have to eat something.
>Other friends take with them fruit, some pasteis de nata, ice cold lemonade, etc. It's really great, man.
>Spending like 8 hours in the beach all day can be tiresome so it's really cool to have moments like these where the gang can bunch up together and eat some delicious food while talking, laughing or even playing cards under a beach umbrella.
>No gay shit here, man. As we're all always with proper shades to check out the topless babes around and their fuckin' nice asses as well whenever they stroll pass.
>But wait, this is like, all me and with my friends that is.
>You losers here don't even have the social skills to pay up to a fucking workcuck cashier, much less even keep up a conversation LOL
>Yeah, with you socially retarded mongoloids it would probably be shit. But thank heavens I'll never invite anyone from here to hang out with me.
>So, stay losers forever ehehehehe ^^

What did he mean by this?
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>>153434731
nice hairline
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>mfw meepo is going to get buffed next patch
>mfw it's some more aghs shenanigans or a rework of his passive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqNpXJwgO8o

It's also on /gif/ alot.

People trying to have a wank but then you hear the sound.
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>OP not backlinking to previous thread

Is this a new epic meme?
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>>153434875
>Agh's now lets Meepo clones hold items and use any non-active attributes or abilities they have
>Geostrike to pure damage, now lowers AS by 20% per stack
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>>153434918
>>153434698
whoops
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>>153431538
dogshit
but viable
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>>153434769

What the fuck, why did you just quoted my entire post?

Also, that's not pasta by the way.
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>>153434763
delet this
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>>153435170
adelaide?
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>>153434875
meepo is already ridiculous if the lineups have no AOE.

he's going to be sniper-cancer tier
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>>153435170
you're not adelaide
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>>153435247

Nope.

Algarve, Portugal.
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>>153434918
Holy fuck, it sounded like someone was knocking at my window (I live on the fifth floor)

NOPE
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>>153435269
>aoe counters meepo
Every time gulag
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>>153434918
>I can now masturbate pretending my mummy is coming in to see me wank my pee pee
technology is amazing
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>>153428229
>people buy dust at 1.4k MMR

huh?
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>>153435428
It's White Man Queue, so MMR is deflated
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>>153435417
Wow the feeling of getting caught. Nice taste anon.
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>>153432437
>dueling supports
>not getting LC Aghs when you have 500 Duel Damage so you delete the enemy position 1 from the game in literally every fight
get a load of this guy
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does any one else not understand the anal prolapse fetish?
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>>153435028
>diffusal/mkb/basher/echo sabre/deadalus/battlefury/radiance/butterfly/mjolnir/solar crest/linkens
The possibilities are fucking crazy.
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>>153435772
worse than scat
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>it's another quality day on the gulag
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>>153431408
-bash now applies time dilation. This instance of time dilation stacks with the normal one.
or
-every instance of bash reduces skill cds by 0.5 seconds
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>enemy picks BH
>he doesnt stalk our jungler
>he does duo offlane with a pudge
>he builds phase
>he builds an MKB we had PA
>he builds deso
>he tries to build a butterfly but the games already over

How are there people in this world that still think "carry" bounty is viable?
His entire team flamed him at the end and he essentially single handedly lost them the game because he wasnt using track didnt even use it to break my linkens for their LC duels

How do people like this exist in 3.5k
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>>153436326
>3.5kers
>pointing out how bad other 3.5kers are

tip top lul
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>>153436206
what exactly as the point of designing this guy anyway?
>yes humans can survive a car crash if they developed organic airbags
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>>153436716
i am the toppest tier 3.5k player you'll ever see
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>>153423201
>meme illusions

>no TB naga or morphling
Did you even watch ti6
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>>153437045
>watching third shittiest ti
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>>153423201
Ones have already been made and they're much better.
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>>153437126
I didn't

literally every game I watched had a SD + drow/luna/TB/morph combo or core naga in it
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>>153437191
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>>153428229
>tfw realizing glaives damage double scales with the int steal
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>it's a there are people in d2g who have never had sex episode
>>
My gambling instincts want me to purchase 3 more Benefactor
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>>153435857
>not every Meepo with a manta

15 Meepos
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>>153438135
Here we go again
>4
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>>153438135
What?
>>
>12 minutes without a response
it's dead jim
>>
>>153438263
I've had sex, so I'm a 0 but I've never had oral sex and the curiosity is killing me. should I just pay a whore to suck my dick?
>>
>>153438263

i've had sex about 1400 times.
>>
So since all the shitters are asleep.
Post your super secret hero builds.
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>>153434918
>mfw this is nothing to me

I've been through racoons running around sounding like people outside trying to break in.
>>
I like to build all mobility items on a hero
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can someone link Red's tumblr
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>animeshitters still spamming their pics
>image limit will kill thread
>this is the only way d2g can go through multiple threads in a fast-ish manner
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>>153438715
I got you familia.
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>>153438604
Applies to every hero
(+Iron talon if you're melee)
Brown boots>Midas>Octarine>Blink>BoTs>situational items
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>>153438782

What the fuck?!

This thread is literally all me.
>>
>>153438715
>>153438886
>forgot link

Time to sleep.

http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/
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What is PPD's keikaku?
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Meanwhile, in Crystal Maiden's womb...
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>>153438604
radiance octarine manta slark

cooldown reduction on purge pounce manta and ult is ridiculous. Who needs attack speed when you're impossible to kill.
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Why is his dick so god damn big? I used to laugh at people who played video games for their "living", but now this fucker is making a six-figure salary, fucking asian hotties, travelling the world, and to top it all off his dick is at least four times as big as mine. I'm just some shitty fucking 4k MMR student that probably won't do shit after I graduate. Should I just fucking kill myself? How do I go on living know that this guy is doing everything I used to dream about and has an enormous cock at the same time? I'm looking down at my small-ass dick right now and I'm just crying as I type this. Life just isn't fair /d2g/
>>
Yapzor has the comfiest stream.
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Guess the hero, Jungle edition
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>>153438604
echo saber shadowblade desolator Lycan

push slower and less rosh potential(lmao as if he still has that) but you straight up murder niggas
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can someone recommend me a good modem/router combo
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>>153439445
Wisp
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>>153439305
He wouldnt want you to give up
Dendi's humble as fuck dude
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Did he really want his shoes shined?
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Are you guys ready to hate on this woman at the next esports LAN?

https://twitter
com/daneliecasts
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>>153439731
He just wanted to insult him a little. He hadn't seen the guy in 6 years.
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>>153439445
would brood have enough legs for 5 pairs of shoes??
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>>153438604
Phase Echo Nyx
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>>153439789
>Llama
>Annedroid
>Danilie
is dota 2 becoming PC?
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redpill me on league of legends
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>>153439995
its a game
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yapzor says esc is losing because they dont understand the meta rn. Thinks they're losing draft at first phase rn. He convinced synd at kaipi v esc that kunkka is the strongest hero rn.

I wonder if they can beat vega...
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>>153439958
suck my dick you dumb kumiko poster
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>>153439958

dota has always been PC dumbfuck

do you play dota with a controller fucking /a/utistic retards
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>>153440082
They lost because limp went full ooga booga on them.
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SOMEBODY
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>Kunkka and Mirana meta

when is a team going to poach SingSing?
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>>153440182
They're playing with a standin because qojqva is on vacation. But i dont think limmp is particularly a worse standin.
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What the fuck is a trust of the benefactor
should I open these memeboxes?
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>Dotards getting btfo again

and stay in your gulag dotards
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>>153440454

is that a turd? doesn't look as anything else
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>>153440454
youve done a really shitt job editing that anon. ive seen the original
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>>153440454
Christ that is so bad
>futafags
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>>153440457
Sure, unbox for a 0.00001% chance at getting a $50 item
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>>153440454
delete this
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what is she reading?
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>>153440749
>worth 3 bucks right now and crashing
sell right?
also does it just spit out a bunch of common garbage or what? what the fuck is thte deal with this shit?
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When will Valve take responsibility for their actions?
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>>153441074
Realistically, you will get a shitty set that's worth like 30c, or better case scenario an immortal treasure. If you want hats, selling them all and just buying the ones you want with the steambux you made is much safer
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>>153441313
>Escalating odds!
The biggest fucking lie ever lmao
I'm level 1110 and the only fucking rares I've gotten from spending all this money are the golden riki and golden jug cat thing.

What a fucking joke lmao
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>>153440260
Never because the meta is gonna change again before it matters at the first major.
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>no golden pugna on market yet

dotards?
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>>153439789
What a qt
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>>153441625
>The listed amounts of available rares are less than 5% of total respective supply.
>Ultra Rare (25x)
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>>153441625
They'll be rarer than the $5k or whatever's worth now immortal ursa set, why would anyone sell something for that much money you can't spend outside steam
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>>153441625
It's probably over the market cap like a lot of the limited items.

That, or Valve did the jewish thing and when setting the payouts they put the BZZs past the 50% mark so it's more likely some normie opens his one chest, gets a BZZ (and promptly jewed), and inspires more idiots to buy the chests off the market and pay Valve tax with a Reddit post.
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>>153441625
>literally the rarest item in existence
>some newshitter with a level 1 compendium opened the set and is now walking around in 1k mmr pubs instead of being set for life in gaben funbux
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>yfw
you never spent a single cent on hats.
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>>153441625

the max cash allowed in a steam account is 450€, a golden bbz will be worth much more than that

if someone sells it on the steam market, he's a retard

you have to go to the black market to sell that almost-one-of-a-kind stuff
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>>153441875
>mfw I effectively spent negative money on hats by gaming retards who open chests
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>Some asshole disconnects and never comes back.
>Whole team quits even if we were winning 4v5.
>Stay, hide in their base, and keep sending out my faggot leaver teammates to die repeatedly and in an attempt to ruin their KDA.
>Enemy team gives me commends.
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>>153441875
I sold all my drops and bought Papers, Please.
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>>153441360
>forgot about the gaben %
>pretty much going to only get 7.95 out of selling the three of them
eeeehhh
how "common" are the immortals? 8 bucks is nothing
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>>153442109
>worried about losing a few cents on commissions
>8 bucks is nothing

lmao you neets are hillarious
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>>153442109
whatever, if you have a job just open them, you'll lose $3 or something worth each time and be dissapointed but at least you'll be sure your chests didnt "have" the rare shit
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>>153441875
>have a rich friend
>always get FREE yes you heard that right FREE hats whenever a treasure comes
>Major on the horizon
>get goypendium for FREE and levels if there's some good shit to unlock
>only at the price of playing AD with him
>mfw
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>>153442167
>not pinching every penny
>>153442267
this is the hardest decision of my life
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Why do people still open the fucking chests? It's literal 2nd grade statistics.
>Sell
100% chance to get $4
>Open
Over 99.99% chance to get $0.30
<0.01% chance to get $1000

Why?
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>>153436889
That's what they want you to think anon, it's really a cover so that fat people feel like they are the next step in evolution.
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>>153442397
>$4
2.65
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>NEETs getting worked up about wasting $2 on a video game
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>>153441834
imortal ursa set goes for like under $250 per piece now, because of the changes they did to the loot system before.

A bunch more people got pieces of the set and lowered the prices
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>>153442490
The point still stands
>100% chance for some money
or
>0.000001% chance for big money
It's unbelievable there are really people this stupid. It's the same principle that makes gambling such a successful industry and it's completely idiotic.
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>>153442740
>money
gabenbucks
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>>153442740
Or you know, people just want a set that they like, not hoping for an arcana. Doesn't change the fact they still get shit and deserve it though.
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>>153442776
If you use spare money exclusively for Steam, it's easy to make a net gain unless you're a moron.

Otherwise it reaches a point where the only winning move is to not play, akin to basically every other form of gambling.
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>>153442740
>being so poor you need to cash in your chests
LMAO
>b-but this way I can buy a set I want
any non-neet owns all the sets they like already
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>during all this talk it bumped down to 2.99, before the gaben tax
fuck it im opening them
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>>153441020
The Hidden Ones' Guide to Giving Fuck
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>>153443030
bulba tho
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>>153442854
>Want a good set
The chest is always fundamentally worth more than all the non-rares it contains, so if you sell the chests and buy the set you want you still make money even after a 15% tax on both transactions. That's how foolish opening chests is.

If you want a rare then tough shit capitalism is in effect. It's still infinitely better to just buy the set than to gamble on it. Let's say, generously, chests have a purely random 0.01% (1/10000) chance to give you the exact set you want. It would take around 7000 chests for you to have a 50% cumulative chance at that set.

DON'T OPEN THE CHESTS.
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>>153443286
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>>153441875
>he didnt play both sides of the manifold paradox event
Pubs were a beautiful array of coordination and slavery once i smashed that fucking Pick Phantom Assassin button
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WHAT TO BUILD ON NYX
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>>153443363
>both
wow I always wanted to see a retard myself, what a nice specimen
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>>153442312
>AD?
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What exactly is so special about the new golden BBZ set? It´s the same shitty set that dropped fucking twice for me but now it´s golden
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>>153443786
mmr?
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>>153443286
open that treasure 1 get rares!
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>>153443993

>what's so special about gold and diamonds? they are the same as my tinfoil jewels I wear everyday

rarity, as everything in this life. value of things depends purely on rarity, or as the so called experts say: offer and demand.
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>>153444071
i did, got the jugg healing ward that I wanted but never got
all in all it was ok
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>>153443803
>You earn 13% less than your treasure's pricetag
>You then pay 15% more than what the seller earns
Yes, it is a tax on both transactions. It's like when a company makes money, which is taxed under corporate income, then dividends are paid to shareholders, which is taxed under personal income. Money disappears twice from the same pile, it's one of the big reasons people don't choose to incorporate small businesses.
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>>153444061
2k
I bought a midas and im against AM+4 ranged heros (none of thema re drow)
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>>153444139
good for you anon
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>>153444180
In 2k u can easily max dagon and feed on supports. After maxed out dagon get eth blade/hex.
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>>153444141
you are a genuine retard indeed, how amusing
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>>153444226
I was told "NO DAGON NYX" by some tryhard britshit
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>>153444260
If you can solokill with dagon, get it, but the moment you wont be able to kill people, it's wasted. That's why blink/aghs are safe choice that are never bad.
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>>153444260
You were told by 5k to build dagon and feed on supports. In 2k mmr their supports shouldn't have good detection, but be careful for gem.
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>>153444259
It's very clear you have no rebuttal but want to insist on being right nonetheless. What's your current level of education? Or is higher education just a scam according to you because you just discovered people with shit majors go broke because they can't find a job?
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>>153429615
post steam id
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>Want to play different video games than Dota
>But if I do that, I wouldn't be playing Dota
>And if I'm not playing Dota, I'm getting bad at Dota
>If I'm bad at Dota then I'll lose MMR
>tfw can't risk playing games other than Dota
Somebody save me from this hell.
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>>153444512
your first problem is caring a bout mmr or how good youre getting
youre not turning pro, nobody cares about you
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>>153444512
play custom games
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>bulldog can't go 20 seconds without saying "cuck"

what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>153444512
Meh, I took a break for a couple months and when I came back I climbed 200mmr in 3 days
Just be thankful MMR doesnt reset like CSGO ranks
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Who's going to fill in the remaining spots in Alliance?
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>>153444843
t. cuck
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>>153444843
Cuck is the hot new meme in twitch, hes just pandering to his audience
Plus he lives in sweden, he probably uses the word in everyday conversation anyways
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>>153443363
>>153444141
Anon you see the light

It's the same story with keys in old TF2 economy, the chests/keys/[opportunity to roll an item] is worth so much more than the contents of an opened box because people have a massively overinflated idea of how likely they are to get something worth money out of the box
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>>153444843
2 minutes of 4chan rots your brain, poor soul
he was such a promising young lad before
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Drumpf will lose.
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Reminder that this hero exists
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>>153445096
fuck off reddit
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>>153444943
Zai
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>no kaipi games for OVER A WEEK

wake me up when theyre playing again
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>>153445186
t. cuck
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>Wake up
>Empire's roster
Where did all go so wrong? QO and ppd together great, but the rest is a fucking trainwreck and it looks like it was cobbled together more for le epik laffs than for a team that wants to win. Even Jimmy, don't get me wrong, has a great personality, but is known for making completely clowny plays. It's not like BagBaddyH0neylans or fucking ixmike help at all either. Mike streams himself every day playing a pub offlane that's mediocre at best, and N0tail is basically only one step above EE in terms of shitty carries.

Yes, I am mad Empire killed EG and doomed Peter to a year of irrelevancy.
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>>153445234

Any team with BackStabby NoTIs is doomed to months of mediocrity followed by a bitter disband.
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>>153445234
what?
>>
Got a shitty common set and an immortal 1 and 2 from my 3 benefactor treasures. Is that good?
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>>153445234
am I missing something here, or are you actually retarded?
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>>153445327
Well, at least you didnt get 3 shitty sets
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>>153444476
Nah desu, manifold paradox was the only other cosmetic i bought, then i used leftover money to buy 50 cent hats for random heroes this summer along with the lvl 1 compendium and a cache
I'm going back to being a pure gameshitter from now on, untainted by a love of hats
I know that sounds gay as hell, but oh well
/blog
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>>153445234
what the FUCK are you talking about son
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>>153445410
>QO and ppd can compensate for N0tail, ixmike, and Demon on the same team
I don't know, you tell me.
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>>153445670
Well, there hasnt been an announcement of such things, and it CERTAINLY wouldnt be empire to do such a thing

and NoTail isnt leaving Fly, so you've got a 6 man roster, with a carry, mid, offlaner and 3 supports

so you tell me
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>tfw no duck champ
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>>153445547
skype anon
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>>153445953
Don't worry, Valve is planning a promo with G2A to make a giant duck cosmetic for Roshan.
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>battlefield 1 FREE BETA is out
see ya later doturds enjoy your dead game
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>>153446193
>dota
>battlefield 1 beta

>legion just dropped

fuck off retard
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>>153446193

>playing battlenog

top kek
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Anyone else think it's kinda funny that "cuck" is now a mainstream meme, after it was huge on 4Chan 1-2 years ago?

The cycle never ends
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>>153440454
TFW lanaya-chan will never blink in and take you from behind without warning with her rock hard 11 inch secret while slamming to you the ground and giving you the reach around until she cums inside you
Y EVEN GET UP IN THE MORNING DOTARDS?
:_;
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We going mainstream when?
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>We'll get to see singsing at a LAN
what a time to be alive
>>
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>>153447069
the bait is so bad
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>>153447228
>mad about teams which consistently place top3 at TI

sorry your teams are shit, anon
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>>153446747
cuck will be a top 4chan meem as long as /pol/ exists

so until their god emperor loses and they all commit suicide
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>>153445234
>QO and ppd together
?
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Need help about my item timing is it okay?
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>>153445234
is this shit being pulled our of someone's ass or is there actual confirmation?
>>
cuck is LITERALLY just the evolution of fag, you cucks
>>
>Viper mid is on your team
>Has zero items in 40 minutes because the hero is fucking useless
How the fuck do you carry this? What is the right course of action in this situation?
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>>153447547
i'm using anti-mage
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>>153445185
Played a game of him, he's a really strong offlaner. Possibly one of the strongest ones. I'm surprised his winrate is only 51%.
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>>153446892
On what team
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>>153447608
How the hell do you lose mid with Viper? Every time I play him I just eat mid. Free damage on low health, free last hits, free harrass, free magic resistance.
>>
I just started playing DotA again, after a long time.

Could someone clarify one thing for me.

Treant Protector with Aghanim - if there is an overlap in the trees for my ult, does it double/triple the damage, as in if every tree with aghanim does roots and damage or is it just one tick of damange?
>>
>List of Heroes that should EVER possibly build Ring of Aquila instead of memedrop or memedallion
Support Veno
Support Venge

>List of Heroes that should EVER possibly build BKB or Linken's instead of Lotus Orb
Sven
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>>153447607
Actually Redditor is evolution of fag
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>>153447741
Kaipi
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>>153447770
Most sources of damage in Dota don't stack from the same caster. There's very few exceptions.
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>>153447876
Is this one of the exceptions?

I've played a few games with Treant and when ever we are around our towers, fighting, there are multiple trees to cover the field fully, so there are overlaps and it seems they take more damage from it then when its just one tree around somewhere on the map.
>>
There any way to get more fps out of doter? Just feels like it's becoming this big f2p tumor, that runs worse than AAA games released this year.
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>>153448014
think of it as a debuff that does damage. multiple radiances don't do more area damage since you already have the radiance debuff. it's the same thing.

it deals 175 damage in 3/4/5 instances, which is why it does so much damage.
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>>153448026
Disable shadows
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>>153448014
It does not. The only DoT I can think of off hand that stacks with itself is Arc Warden's Flux (Q) and the healing portion of Oracle's Purifying Flames (E).
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>burgers memed their damage control "honeypot lan" theory into an actual thing which does physically occur

what a word we live in lads
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>>153448362
>POSTS AM
>TALKS ABOUT MEME MAGIC
BEGONE
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>>153448419
>implying blinking and mana void aren't magic
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>>153448438
PURITY
OF
WILL
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>>153448494
yeah and my car runs on fucking cheerios

he's using magic dude just accept it
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>>153428652
You fucking nerd I bet a real life guy who picked in agility instead of getting fat from HP are fucking your girlfriend.
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>>153448438
>>153448515
sunder yourself my friend
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>>153448515
>this disinfo
fuck off butthurt magicfag
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>>153448601
why did clock stop being relevant suddenly for no discernible reason sometime in the last two years since he's a forgettable hero most of the time
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>>153448645
>Offlane made super easy with large camp
>Clock can't farm it quickly
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>>153448645
Heroes do that all the time. Remember when Troll Warlord became super popular there for a while after a solid year or two of NEVER being seen and having absolutely no changes done for him?
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this shitposting is too vaguely game related for me to really enjoy it

though it is slightly refreshing to post on-topic for a change i guess[?]

>>153448697
that was just a meme though because people started picking him when he was never picked before

clock is a old staple crop like potatoes
troll is a meme crop like dragonfruit
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1st for managers
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>>153448740

There are meme heroes but are there meme foods?
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How did Legion go from full pol to being a cute half niggress?
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>>153448801
there's an entire board dedicated to memeatic food and drink, as well as discussion about what states are flyover.
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>>153448740
Better answer is I guess there's better initiators that don't need an Aghanims to be effective and can farm better.

If he's still good, you should be helping bring him back.

>>153448832
That looks disgusting. Who would drink this?
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>post before euNEETs wake up
>d2g is good

>there's a tiny window between when usNEETs go to bed and euNEETs wake up during which 4chan is truly good

really activates the neuronal connections
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i tried lina mid. shes still garbage but euls isnt the item to go for

phase + blink + force was plenty fun
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>>153448645
you are so fucking screwed if you fail your first, second or third hookshot gank, and hes not a particularily fast farmer with iron talon compared to other heroes.
he used to be extremely valued due to his ability to squize more out of the offlane against a dedicated trilane than most offlaners through creep equilibrium manipulation and rocket to block spawns so supports cant pull/get himself lasthits towards bottle or tranqs, but nowadays supports dont mind leaving the safelane to be active on the map alot more, and safelane carries come online earlier now and build fighting builds to come online asap much sooner.
couple that with the fact that there are very few heroes he can dual offlane with/have a support that roams/stays in lane with him a bit that preassure the safelane compared to other offlaners (dark seer + earth spirit for example are much scarier and dark seer farms much faster even without talon), and many carries having dragonlance/hurricane pike as a natural buildup makes him hard to fit into a draft.
I still want to see someone try sd + clock offlane, I believe that lineup can wreck some shit, their powerspikes at lvl 1/2/3 can easily instagib any support that tries to cuck them in lane, and shadow demon can get out of lane whenever he feels like it once clock has boots + a couple levels.
t. former offlane clock spammer, I just play bat now so much easier to farm if lane is hard or just contest the enemy pullings for ez gold and exp and much easier to pull of rotations and teamfights past 10 minutes.
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pushing rax with luna makes me horny

all those bounces
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>>153448896
>That looks disgusting. Who would drink this?
i honestly have no idea, maybe it was made in a nanosmall batch for memes, maybe it's just a photoshop.

i'll ask /ck/
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>>153448801

IPAs are meme beers
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>>153448968
did you just type that novel or is that a pasta?
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>>153449020
And beer is meme alcohol
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>>153449062
im a 6 k clock player and yeah I just novell'd the shit out of that post but I felt the need to rant a bit about the current state my clockfu is in.
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>>153448989
luna makes me horny

all those bounces
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Should I even consider trying LC /d2g/? She gets picked in over half the games I play so I feel like learning the hero wouldn't even be worth the effort since the hero will just get sniped most of the time.

Also: Would Battlefury LC be viable (for when you already have a significant amount of +damage from items and duels), or is your gold still better-spent on items that keep you winning duels?
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>>153449107
no
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50dmu0/can_we_get_a_channeling_requires_stop/

Reddit is trying to kill this game and Valve WILL listen to them
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>>153449160
why do u still play mobas mate it's the current year
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>it took like 13 years and millions of playtesters to finally balance dota pretty well

to be fair it's not fucking easy

in terms of balance complexity and number of variables, dota is go and broodwar is checkers

i wonder how many patches there were between the first wc3 release and the modern day
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>>153449223
oh no this would change everything
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>>153449160
LC is decent, but you have to watch your team for picks that can help you duel and enemy heroes that fuck your duel(either defensive supports that keeps them alive or heroes with lots of burst dmg/heroes that can just manfight you through duel)
also no, battlefury a shit. lc farms just fine without splash dmg, and she doesnt need the substain, bottle + raindrop/stick should keep you plenty healthy in the mana department, and hp is self explanatory on lc. focus on getting initation items, dmg or bkb/ac to be tankier in duels.
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>>153449223
>It's like shift-queueing everything
>No option to immediately break a channel into an action, it instead requires a stop, followed by the action
>Basically making the feature a crutch
I don't see the issue.
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>>153449223
>implying the game is alive enough to kill
it's pretty much all thirdies at this point
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>>153449223
they already did it for tp soooo
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is RD still a psudo-santuary game mode or has it fallen to the peruvian hordes

i'm tempted to reinstall
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>>153449327
I was thinking of BF more for the cleave to translate your damage into multiple heroes with a single hit during a teamfight, but yeah I guess a large part of it is farming which LC does fine.
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>>153449529
lmaoing at u weakling

i'd rather buy WoW than reinstall doturd
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>>153449529
sanctuary*

jeez i can't spell this morning
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>>153449546
if people decide to hug the dueled target for whatever reason then yeah a memefury could apply some 2-3 maybe 4 hundred meme dmg, but that is just so many requirements. when you pick LC its much more important to ensure that the target you duel does go down, if they live with 200 hp after duel and launch all their spells before they die, then that could be a recipe for a disaster, like if you duel a lich but he lives with 200 hp, he pops mek and wand, lives love enough to ult and maybe nuke, you're gonna wish you bought ac/deso/armlet or alternatively a bkb to not get stunned by his team so you can keep hitting him, or a bkb so you can lock down someone else other than lich without worrying about his ult dmg.
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>new WoW expansion released
>all blizzdrones rush back to WoW
>overwatch more dead than sc2
>only few streamers are chinese

Are blizzdrones the most pathetic creature to ever exist on earth?
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>>153449529

AP continues to be the retard containment zone.
AD contains the autists
SD the clueless
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>>153449767
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>>153449772
but who is contained in random draft????
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>>153449767
>I'm Korean and I'm watching my entire country chase after shitty games designed to be easy, but have an enormous marketing budget
>The same country that I prided myself on for having made Starcraft a thing
How does this even happen? It literally goes from a country of the most serious gamers on the planet to a living motivator for advertising campaigns.
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>13 hours on nofap now
dotards help me
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2612001395
who else jugger spammer 4k shitter ?
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>>153449871
hearthstone still bigger than doturd MEGALUL
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>>153449964
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>>153449958

No idea but my guess is that in the beginning people (aka casuals) tried to imitate the stars so they played brood war, but soon realized they were shit and jumped to easier games (lol/overwatch)
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>>153449958
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>>153449964

I love the nofap meme. Actual turbovirgins think they will get laid if they stop fapping, it's fucking hilarious.
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>>153450072
>barely 50% winrate in general and with almost every hero in top played
Trash
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>>153450106
>had sex
>had blowjobs
>had handjobs
>never had a titjob
>mfw seeing that pic
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>>153450336
fuck off normie filth
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>>153450336

> """had sex"""
> never touched titties with a dick

begone turbovirgin
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>>153450336
>>had sex
>>had blowjobs
>>had handjobs

LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153450336
titjobs are basically the same as a handjob except with less control

it's purely a visual thing
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>>153450223

I'm not into the nofap thing but 99.99% sure the whole nofap meme is about masturbation being more pleasurable after a while not masturbating

not sure how you reached that retarded conclusion, probably because you are a retard in addition to being a virgin, but whatever.
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>>153450458
>>153450435
w-what if I was the one giving them?
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>Completely demolish the enemy mid because he's a retard
>Transition this into demolishing the enemy team
>Pretend to advertise a boosting service in chat as the game ends (using a link to a Steam group I made 2 years ago)
>mfw 3 people joined it
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>>153450502

Sure thing, m'virgin. That's why all these nofap "experiences" involve not fapping for a couple weeks, then going on tirades on how you're more energetic and how you even said hi to the girl who went into the same lift as you.
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>>153450502
nah
https://www.nofap.com/rebooting/
this is what nofappers actually believe
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>>153426037
yeah fuck just opened them and got 2 dollars worth set FML
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>>153450643
>not wanting superpowers
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>people seriously aren't watching our geezer Bulldog.
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>>153450837

usually when people watch cucklords, there's at least some blonde chick getting fucked by a nigger in the background, otherwise what's the point of watching that pasty, fat fuck?
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i stopped after watching his whole AM cs lul game
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>>153450502
thats pretty much just edging/saving up

the whole nofap shit is a movement about how porn is EVIL and the reason you're a virgin and not that you're a pasty fuck that doesn't go outside
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>>153451024

well porn isn't evil per se, but you will have trouble actually doing anything with a chick if you're used to dead-handing your pole.
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Reminder that if you do any of these as a support, you should die
>Take creep aggro when harassing enemy offlaner
>Not harassing enemy offlaner if you can
>Single pulling
>Not singlepulling if you wanna push
>Not buying wards as soon as theyre on stock
>Keeping 3 smokes on stock
>Not sacrificing yourself if it means you can save a core
>Warding runespots past 15 minutes (okay situationaly)
>Not keeping a tp past min 1 if you're a hero that can save a mid getting ganked
>not ganking mid if youre a good ganking support, and its needed
>feeding (its okay to die as a support, haha xd)
>not pooling your mid tangos
>not dying to neutrals to get back to base early game (if you dont need to save for any item)
>Not buying stick and urn most games
>not stacking if you got free time
>not taking free lanes for xp
>leeching xp inlane instead of pulling
>being too low lvl and having no gold because you dont know where to find them
Did I miss any?
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wtf happened to overwatch anyway?

people were all over the developers dicks for communicating with the players
>>
>Wake up
>Haha ooh boy time to see what those euros are posting in the gulag
>Literally not a single dota related post in the last hour

Wew
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>>153451398
ded but it still sold a shitton

like diablo 3
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>>153450643
>We lovingly nicknamed this mode “Hard Mode,” as many of our members are video gamers.

Fake and gay desu
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>>153450505
Give one to me, fag
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>>153451334
>not killing the enemy heroes when given the chance
>dying before the core gets pwned when you have a disable available
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>>153449185
t. Hank Hill
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>this is actually the end of the comic
what a joke
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>>153451334
I'm a braindead retard, playing support is too complicated for me.
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>>153451560
not fake just Reddit
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>>153451641
Well yeah, but I tried to keep most obvious stuff out that's part of every role.
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>>153451717
Not fake but still gay?
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>>153451398
it's lots of fun but also shallow as shit

after 100 hours or so there is no reason to play anymore since it becomes extremely formulaic
much worse now that everyone realized what the good comps are and you only see 6 characters each game as well
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>>153451334
if any """""""""""core"""""""""" dies even once i just abandon lanes and afk jungle though
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>>153451703
This just reminded me im only on episode 3 of gurren lagann
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>>153450249
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2612395060

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEfeXceLQ9Q

Getting there ...
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>>153451763
It's a good list, what about keeping the enemy neutral camps from spawning?
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>>153451704
Well, there's stuff for any role, like
As pos 1 you should quit if you
>Lose more than 1-2 cs in an empty lane
>Don't keep lane equilibrium
>Don't pull creep aggro by right clicking the enemy when required
>don't block first wave in a way where your range creep dies (not all games)
>don't buy quelling blade most games to boost farm speed and jungle
>dont buy stout if you know youre gonna tank creeps due to pulling
>don't cut effiency paths in jungle with quelling blade
>only carry your team when you have an easy game
>don't know where to find farm relatively safely
>dont push lanes when required
>dont pull after taking tier 1 to bring creep equilibrium back
>dont join certain early game fights, even if they might decide the game, because "youre farming"
>build the same items every game because you dont think about your build
>miss more than 25% of cs under tower
>refuse to do stuff like buy dust or wards because you have bad supports, even if having those means you win the game, because "carries dont buy support items"
>dont keep bb late game
>>153451984
yeah, and blocking enemy ancients when needed
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>From /r/GlobalOffensive with tears. Send help please.Complaint (reddit.com)

WHY IS REDDIT SO SHIT.
IT'S THE FIRST LINK ON THERE.
JESUS FUCK WHO CARES ABOUT CSHITGO
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>>153451334
>preskilling abilities at the start of the game
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>>153451334
I can do whatever the fuck I want simply because I picked a support.

Literally a free pass to play like a retard and you can't do anything because you're a corecuck.

>b-but you can't do that

Then pick a support yourself cucklord.
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>>153423414
Crits on lycan veno with radiance, double shadow blade (on wr and lycan on top of that) and double discord in enemy team.
The fuck is that? 1k?
>lycan has better FREE damage

>50 dmg 35 sec cd and 10 sec duration for 30 mana is considered FREE now

Drow gives the damage all the time when she is alive and she can give around 100 damage later on.
The other upside of drow is that she can give damage early on letting you win the lane without any problems unlike lycan.

>>153428652
>insignificant armor
>60% physical damage reduction
>insignificant
Just kill yourself
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>>153452340
I don't pick supportcucks, because it's not fun most games, eventhough Valve is doing their best to make playing supports fun.
>i can do what I want
and lose the game because your cores tilt. Ok you 4k, lmao
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>>153450223
I fap so much it gives me issues with heart and breathing so I have to stop (7-8 times a day)
>>
reddit /r/DotA2/comments/50gh80/from_rglobaloffensive_with_tears_send_help_please/
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>record for longest pub game broken by pinoys

MOST POWERFUL RACE INDEED
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>>153446193
>battlefield 1

Got the code yesterday, downloaded it, played 2 rounds, deleted it.

It's fucking boring, it may be cool to fuck around with friends but thats it.
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>>153452770
yes i agree
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>>153452978
reminder that this guy and huber klaus might be browsing this thread at the moment
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Damn. I should have sold my treasures yesterday. ;_;
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>support kunkka all the rage
>retards confuse that and think its core kunkka
>proceed to take all the farm to lose the game with

There are literally only like a handful of cores worse than kunkka. STOP IT
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>>153450435
>>153450458
>>153450432

Hit the weights
Take a shower
Have sex
Get a clue
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>>153453370
kunkka is good ember plus disruptor. can both support and carry
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>>153453443
kys
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>>153453641

Only one of his abilities scales with any farm and it scales inversely with attack speed.
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>>153453660

18+
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Reminder that Night Stalker, DA TUSG, and Troll Warlord exist
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>>153453443
>being a normie
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wow why is everyone so mean here?

is it the lack of sexual activity?

calm down guys
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>>153450336
titjobs are not that good you not missing out it just looks good on porn because its just visual. getting rimmed and milked is way better desu
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>>153449160
Yes, as long as you know your team. She needs boots, blink, no Midas unless flash-farm. That's it. No Battlefury. she doesn't need that.

t. SEAmonkey
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>>153451334
>not leaving safe lane and putting pressure on mid or offlane when your carry can handle himself against the offlaner
>complaining about having to "solo support"

t. 4.8k support player
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Literally
FUCKING
DEAD
GAME
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>>153455098

>open up synderen's stream
>he's feeding
>his team is losing because of it

EVERY
DAMN
TIME
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>>153455098
wait until you see overdead, literally less people than Shitman Crapsolution LMAO
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>>153455316
Honestly Overwatch is kinda fun to play, put impossible to watch. Its too fast and hectic, it doesn't have an esports future no matter how much money blizzard will pump into it.
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who /almostthere/ familia?
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>>153455539

>actually won a game with JokeHiro

How
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>>153454960
Is Midas LC actually a thing? I have never seen it even though I see LC every other game.
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>>153455520
there are 44k people watching hearhstone, don't tell something is "impossible" to watch
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our troel is streaming
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>>153455614
The real question here is how do you NOT win with Jakiro.
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>>153455648

He means its "twitchable". Where things happen just slowly enough that you can get in your spam about each major thing and everyone can register it. Which is why hearthstone enjoys the memers and overmeme does not.
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>>153455539
Me. Im spamming void offlane and TA mid. I will be 3700 if I win this one
>>
THANKS VALVE, THANKS GABEN, GIVING ME A F****NG 23 CENT DROW SET, AND TWO IMMORTAL TREASURES, FROM WHICH I ALREADY HAD ALL ITEMS, EXCEPT RARES OFC...I WONDER HOW THIS NEW RARE DROP THING WORKS, CAUSE I OPENED LIKE 15 IMMORTAL TREASURE 1 AND GOT NOT ONE RARE, BUT SURE, INCREASING ODDS IF OPENING MORE TREASURES MUST MEAN YOU GET ONE RARE IF YOU OPEN 200 TREASURES, CAUSE WHERE WOULD THE PROFIT BE???....WHATEVS...SHIT COMPANY IS SHIT...I SUGGEST YOU CALL IT VOMPENDIUM FROM NOW UN, CAUSE IT MAKES US VOMIT, AT LEAST IT MAKES ME VOMIT... TRUST OF THE BENEFACTOR MY ASS
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>>153455796
Nice mate, I've been spamming Jakiro when playing solo, the last few days I've been playing with my friends so I went SK offlane a lot.
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>>153455098
4Head ...
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>Garfield left EG
>sumail zai fear left EG
>sadboys.gg domain is registered to PPDad
>ppd and universe won't leave EG till they are done with PAX
So is this a new org?
They have the money with Garfield and if the rumors are true about that second squad with artour they have the merc now.
Sadboys org soon?
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>>153437327
>>153437191
These are nowhere near as good as >>153423201
It just needs some touching up
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>>153448791
do they use bukka for bukkaka
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>>153455648
Hearthstone is literally perfect for Twitch. Streamers don't have to focus on the game so they can interact with chat, play music, talk about random shit and spout memes. Plus you get to LUL at their shitty RNG and getting streamsniped.

Watching some tryhard autist grind matchmaking points in doturd is a completely different, inferior experience. I don't know how anyone could possibly enjoy that.

t. Forsen sub
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>>153455959
Is that really PPDs dad? Also, its most likely that sumail will take a break from competitive dota until after the first major.
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>>153456038
that's true if your total amount of neurons is a double digit number

congratulations on coming out and telling everyone you have brain cancer
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>>153456235
why is that most likely in any other mind that your own

he dropped out from school to play vidya for a living
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>>153448791
Great, they found themselves a new cumdump. I guess Nikki didn't really liked in the ass that much, huh.
>>
>>153447069
>>153447272
1 team was top 2 every year
the other team lost to a retard captain who lost to the same draft 3 games in a row and a literal tier 4 NA team.

EG dont deserve to stay together after losing to DC.
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>>153451334
>not having a tp before the 60 second mark in case of level 1 smoke ganks
>not including that they need to be aware of the situation in the off lane and tp as necessary
>not including that they can use tp to prevent a death, then cancel it to stay where they are so they can be more useful
you also forgot
>damaging creeps under tower if it won't be possible for the carry to kill it in time, allowing the carry to get the last hit anyway
>using their fucking spells instead of running around at 100% mana (seriously just fucking use your shitty spell at level 1 it's worth it, you can even use it to farm the hard camp faster if necessary, stupid fucks)
>buying smokes but never actually using them/not coordinating it with the other support or anyone for that matter
>fucking off when someone obviously doesn't need your retarded presence
>instead of being passive retarded dumbfucks actually try to kill people even if it's unlikely as ever
>instead of being absolutely braindead actually try to kill people when it is clearly a guaranteed kill (but more often than not they're too retarded to see this)

AND
THE
WORST
OFFENDER
OF
THEM
ALL
>SKILLING ANYTHING BEFORE YOU NEED IT (applies to any hero in any role)
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>>153456429
every thing in this image looks like a poorly drawn dick
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>>153447741
Kaipi are going to WCA

Niggas in Paris? More like Gypsies in Yinchuan
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>>153456318
hey kid, wanna buy some chromosomes? forsenE
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>>153456504
The lan itself is like in December, possibly right after the major, depending on valve schedule. A lot of things can change by that time.
>>
why is synderen so based?
>>
>More trash chink hats gonna get put into the game
>>
>20 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop bane posting on /tv/

help me dee too jee
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>>153457398
As of TI6, Dota 2 is a Chinese game MingLee
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>>153457398

You can stay on Reddit fagglord
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I'm an Idiot.
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>>153457857
DOG SHIT
O
G

S
H
I
T
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>>153453189
Who and Who?
>>
>>153457906
No, this is dog
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>>153453443
>hit the weights
waste of time
>take a shower
waste of time
>have sex
waste of time
>get a clue
?
>>
>>153457975
surely you mean

DOGE
O
G
E
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>>153457857
go back to /tv/ lebshit
>>
>>153455901
Here is pic. I last game that I talked about. I couldnt include all the games there are like 4 more wins with TA you can´t win and 2 losses
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>>153456330
because he said that he's taking a break for 5 months and he's not old enough to have dropped out yet maybe you fucking uneducated retard
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>tfw only weight 96 pounds

no bully
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>>153457995
truly anon, where you could just hire a hooker instead of buying pixel hats.
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AUGUST 31ST

DAY 3

IMAGEBROS HAVE OVERTAKEN THE CITY
>>
>>153457995
living a waste of time so you know what to do right?
>>
>>153458071
oh, i forgot, burgers are required to take X years of indoctrination so they can recite the pledge of the flag in their sleep. muh freedums.
>>
>>153458119
Whats that in Rocks, boy?
We dont deal with no faggot weights here on the Anglo-sphere General
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>>153458061
that graph makes me want to slam my face on the wall
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>>153458158
>he fell for the sex and gym meme
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>>153458119
>96 pounds
How much kilograms is that, you fucking burger? Where do you think you are? We don't like NA tards here.
>>
>>153458035
>mfw missed memeportunity
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>>153457571
You are not alone senpai
But recycling immortals is actually cheaper than buying levels anyway.
>>
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Gulag how do I have fun in games again, please respond
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>>153458301
>>
>>153458412
Mute team

do whatever the FUCK you want
>>
>>153458412
Get friends to play with.

If no friends - join some 4chan Discord, if you're desperate try reddit's one.
>>
>>153458528
DansGame
>>
>>153458396
yup but I only got 2 rylai spins and got shitty stuff. I'm an idiot.
>>
>>153456429
That was more like a list you need to do. Some of these you can do, but aren't okay to do.
>>
>>153458629
john fucking bubbles
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>>153458629
Eat my shit

who the fuck is this sid the sloth looking motherfucker?
>>
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>>153438604
TP scroll rearming tinker
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>>153458921
I don't get why is everybody so assblasted about ntr
>>
>rosh dropping fast, no reaction from alliance
>now, THEY FOUND s4, he's the key to success in these fights and he does die
>he's got a buyback but it's too late, puppey moving forward >aegis to navi
>great splitpush coming in from admiral bulldog trying to pressure top
>It's not fast enough though
>tier 2 to navi, they see the high ground, they see the victory they need to claim it
>theres the buyback from puck
>navi force the issue, they go highground
>MEANWHILE
>alliance pushing the top lane
>pushing the bottom lane
>but the tier 3 falls, navi going for the mid rax dropping it fast
>they lift s4, if he dies it could be game
>BLINKS AWAY
>they have to all tp, right now
>s4's gonna try to cancel as many as he can- HE'LL CANCEL THREE MY GOD
>FUNNINKS GONNA TRY TO TP BUT HE'S GOTTA DEFEND AGAINST EVERYBODY
>THE ALLIANCE, OUT MANEUVERING NAVI
>BOTTOM RAX, THATS TWO
>THAT'S KOROKY HE'S DEAD
>ALLIANCE THE KINGS IN THE NORTH
>HEX ON FUNNIK HES DOWN
>THEY'RE DOING IT
>THE ALLIANCE ARE DOING IT
>2 LANES OF RAX
>IT'S SO HARD TO COME BACK NOW

>They can't rosh, they don't have enough damage, they don't have enough time
>OH BUT S4, CANCELS PUPPEYS TP
>COIL ON TWO CANCELS DENDI'S TP
>THEY ARE IN HUGE TROUBLE
>FUNNIKS DOWN
>ALLIANCE ARE DOING IT
>HVOST TO FALL
>THRONE IN JEOPARDY
>DENDI'S BACK AND HE'S GONNA TRY AND FOCUS EVERYBODY BUT THERE TOO MUCH
>NO GLYPH
>HALF HP
>A QUARTER HP
>BKB THEY'RE GONNA DO IT, THE KINGS IN NORTH
>ALLIANCE WINS

Watching this game unfold is literally what got me into Dota.
>>
what if alacrity worked on towers?
>>
>>153459013
and scat
>>
>>153458789
>Eat my shit
post pics

preferably in latex
>>
>>153455098
how do you make twitch black like that?
>>
>>153458789
oh look someone is under 18
>>
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Make sure you can recognise this among Dota 2 personalities.
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>>153458219
What´s wrong with it
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>>153449223
how could this be anything but positive
>>
>>153459328
BTTV
>>
>synd makes a oracle joke
>memeface Cringe memeface
Are twitch cucks worse than your average 4chinner?
>>
who are we watching?
>>
Top 5 of common shit builds ranging from 5 = shit to 1 = shittiest:

1 - Linkens, Manta Medusa
2 - MoM Ursa
3 - Vlads, Manta Void
4 - Echo Sabre Slark
5 - badNaga Alchemist
>>
>3rd most picked
>51.78% winrate and only climbing

Pitlord is going to be nerfed so fucking hard, I don't want it to happen
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>>153459987
based synderen obviously
>>
>>153460058
nah mate he is shitlord xD

t. d2g baddies
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>>153460000
>mom ursa
>bad
hello 2k
>>
>>153458789
>>>/global/15
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>wake up
>go back to waifu posting
such is life
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>>153459342
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>>153460291
>not knowing how percentage based damage manipulation works
>calls me 2k
t. 3k
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>>153460000
where's Dagon Eblade Tinker?
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Our guy is going to stream soon.
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>>153460427
Not as common anymore, everything I have listed is very common, even in pro games
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>>153460317
>Luna-san
This makes me mad every fucking time for some reason.
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Anyone who says Underlord is a bad hero is a retarded 4k dog that needs to get neutered.
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>>153458061
So bloodthorn huh?

What is your thought process behind this
Is it really that good
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>>153458629
>>153458528
>MFW I started this meme using lelouch´s anime get out video
>MFW my acolytes continue my work
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>>153458396
Here's an update anon.
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>>153460632
Start wraith band. Get bottle really quick. Get brown boots and send courier to get them. I build phase boots (you just dont fucking need the extra attributes from treads ok?) but send courier only after I got both claws of attack to finish phase boots. Place trap on the edge of enemy highground. I either kill him or go roam. Get blink. Get deso, crystalis finish bloodthorn. Also I max abilities in this order E Q W Q E R Q E Q W R W E
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FUCKING FINALLY 5K MMR ABOUT FUCKING TIME AFTER 3 YEARS ARGHHHHHH
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>>153461052
Wow congrats you abused timber and void good job
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>>153461052
spamming timber and void wew
>>
>>153461052
>Spam Timber, Void and Riki
>G-guys I reached 5K Totally not the heroes that are currently so OP they literally play themsevles!
>>
>>153458061
Nice mate, what do you build on TA?
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>>153461052
Well done. Have a Sheever, you've earned it.
>>
Just got stomped by this fucking kid

Is building him like a void mixed with sven a legit strat and not just a guy with blink and an ult.
>>
>>153461147
>Magic cards
fucking lol
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Czc_iGgB70
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>he can't get 1,3k gpm on AM
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>>153461418
It's better to just stack auras and get an aghs because your ulti is super hard to deal with

Brew is team fight the character
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>>153461401
>tfw no Sheever gf
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>>153461052
>97 avg last hits
>That GPM
>That XPM
Once void and timber stop being OP you are going to drop so fucking hard
>>
>>153461052
Lots of envious people here trying to put you down, but you were able to climb with consistency, so congrats.
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>>153461493
what is this dank AM build by mr black^^^
>>
>>153461493
28 minutes 502 CS FUCKING LUL
>>
>>153461318
I explained it here - >>153460991
>>
>>153462052
do you ever build hurricane pike?
>>
>>153462052
Thx mate, I had to run some errands, didn't see your post. Also, what heroes shit on TA mid?
>>
>>153460991
why bloodthorn instead of daed
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>all this buttblasted niggers that i reached 5k

lol literally all the 7kers abused storm at some point
stay in the gutter baddies
keep playing your waifus xD
>>
>>153461175
>>153461261
>>153461281
>>153461779


>>153461915

TY BRO

The funny thing is I always liked timber and void and have been playing them offlane for years, back before void rework or timber passive buff. They just happen to be meta atm. Just like I still play doom offlane even though hes not as strong. Dreams come true.
>>
>>153438518
Craigslist
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>>153462218
Arc warden. Everything else is a meme counter that can be nullified by experience. I have 300 games on TA and beaten many shadow fiends and vipers on mid but not even once have I won against arc warden. It´s just impossible. That´s the only one who can shit on me. Kunkka is kinda hard too.
>>153462152
>Hurricane pike on TA
get the fuck out before I track your location and murder you
>>
>>153462505
*Tinder
>>
>>153462486
i know that feel bruh
i just dont want my fav heroes to become fotm ever again
>>
>>153462513
Good to know, thx senpai, gonna try it later with my friends.
>>
>>153462371
There's literally no reason to not spam strong heroes in each patch

Honorfags need to seriously fuck off
>>
>>153462227
because the active from bloodthorn is just THAT fucking good. Sure crit from dae is nice but bloodthorn makes sure your target won´t escape in 99% of cases. It´s also extremely good against this meta´s turbo cancers (void, timber, slark, PA)
>>
>>153462513
>he's never played blink + pike TA during the midgame

She's a fucking monster with that mobility you don't even need tp scrolls.
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>MMR goes up
>Friends go down
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>first pick morphling
>win against 5 counters

>try to pick what is best for the team
>even try supporting
>lose becuase eveyone is terrible

really makes you think how balanced this hero is huh
>>
>>153462931
>carrycuck thinks he knows how to support

my sides
>>
>>153462931
>>first pick morphling
>>win against 5 counters
since when morphling has other counters than aa
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>>153462790
I can be y-your friend if you want...
>>
>>153463145
can you go down?
>>
>>153463145
post steam
>>
>>153462612
this
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>>153463175
I can do whatever you want cutie.
>>153463183
O-okay. I'm going to add you when i get out of bed.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198095013223
>>
>>153463092
anti mage
>>
>>153462513
This girl is beautiful. Any info plz.
>>
>iburzerk
add another black guy to the list
>>
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WHY CAN'T EE-SAMA FIND ANY GOOD TEAMMATES?

SEND EE-SAMA YOUR SUPPORT SO THAT ANIME IS REAL.
>>
why you guys aren't watching our nigga /iburzerk on twitch
>>
>>153463843
>implying he reads donation text
>>
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TRU GULAGER TEST:

press r in your adress bar and paste the very first link that pops up
>>
>>153463349
wtf, are you brazilian or portuguese?
>>
>>153425653
>8k mmr player is good at Invoker

Yeah 1 in 3 games against 6k players
>>
>>153464041
It's my dotabuff. I don't want to paste it here.
>>
>>153463843
Nick seems like a pretty cool guy. I want to party with him.
>>
>>153464041
http://www.gazzettaworld.com/

Forza Milan!
>>
What are the best 1v9 heroes, for example I just had a 20-5-30 Zeus game but still lost because he can't carry and everyone sucks but me.

So far I have been able to do it with Storm and PA, although it gets stressful.
>>
>>153464041
reddit
>>
>>153464041
http://www.roguetemple.com/roguelike-definition/
>>
>>153462931
I am a terrible Morphling.
If I max STR, I have no damage.
If I max AGI, I have no HP.
>>
>>153464281
>Wanting damage when you have a 4s stun every 10 seconds
>>
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>>153464041
>
>>
>4chanian

Every time I read this I burst out laughing
>>
>>153464041
I was nervous because I've been checking up on the reshuffle news lately but it's rottentomatoes. Based.
>>
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>>153464041
>>
>>153464519
>how to make a screenshot
>>
>>153464041
https://www.reddit.com/r/watchitfortheplot
it's my guilty pleasure
>>
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>>153464519
>How to take a screenshot

Every time.
>>
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>>153464041
>rutracker
>>
>>153463843
Does EE not realize that most people probably mute him in-game? Or at least they can't understand what he says half the time
>>
>>153464850
EE doesn't realize he tilts people just by talking.
He still thinks he was the strongest member of NTH before they won TI3
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>>153464041
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut/
>>
>>153464041
>reddit/dota2trade
>literally the only r website i've ever visited outside of incognito mode
such is life as a false gulager
>>
>>153464949
kill yourself
>>
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>>153464041
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedevclassifieds
>>
we did it imagebros!
>>
>>153464041
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/
>>
calibration games remaining: 10
>4100 average mmr
>4000 average mmr
>3800 average mmr
>3700 average mmr

im dying call a ambulamce
highest mmr as tbd every game but it does not stop the pain
>>
>>153464846
my nigga
>>
>>153464924
EE being so tryhard all the time causes everyone else complete strife. Watching EE stream, losing all the time and flaming everyone with his impossible-to-understand shouting, then going to watch someone like Bulldog, who likes to have a good time and actually compliments and consoles his teammates (despite being a fucking insufferable memelord)... it's like night-and-day.
>>
>>153465253
"void tp bot void tp bot ok void doesn't want to tp bot gg" while void is spamming TP ON CD in chat was quite something to witness from his last game
>>
YOU FUCKS HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>
>>153465253
Look at Attacker!

He fucking does it with minimal input because he's also a fucking tryhard that rages, but his team works together even if they're shit because he's not forcing them out of their element to compliment him.
>>
new thread please I don't want to post like a thirdie
>>
>>153465376
My favourite part was him rambling about how SK isn't here and won't TP bot when he was TPing for 4.5 seconds due to it being TP'd to en masse.

Nigga was TPing.
>>
>>153465527
Funny thing is that he's very good at checking spell cooldowns and shit like that but somehow he misses stuff like this
>>
>>153462513
>beaten many shadow fiends

ta shits on shadow fiend unless he's trilaning mid against you, what kind of accomplishment is that?
>>
>>153465727
Meem
>>
>>153464041
https://kissanime.to/Anime/Re-Zero-kara-Hajimeru-Isekai-Seikatsu

oh
>>
>>153464041
reddit.com/r/treeofsavior/

stupid game
>>
>>153464041
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIEVXb_PUtwgqtc02025Cg
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