Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>image posting is dead

What's Adelaide?

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nth for Sheeverfu.

I hate myself for not having enough self-control to not open the shitty trust of the benefactor set. I could have sold them on the market for easy money, but I liked to gamble.

At least I've gotten 3 trash sets out of it though.

>>153395962
A city in Australia.

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What happened to these threads

We used to be kings of /vg/
We used to go through multiple threads an hour, now we're lucky if we have two a day

Are we finally dying?
I'm scared

PRICE IS GOING BACK UP BOYS
TIME TO SELL

>>153396001

tfw this amazon beast is the only female caster we get while the chinks get surgically improved honeysluts

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Does Blizzard regrets publishing shitty games with forced meme esport scene instead of buying icefrog when they had the chance?

>Three chests
>Get fucking nothing

These are limited so they'll do jackshit to overall prices.

Valve ALMOST did something good for once.

>>153396089
no esports are going on, no new patch, and every other pro team has disbanded
there's nothing to fucking talk about beyond trench shitposting

>>153396159

Their forced esports is just part of the marketing budget. If it wasn't netting them money they wouldn't do it.

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what did she mean by this?

>>153396280
>and every other pro team has disbanded

Huh?

What? Why?

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M A T C H M A K I N G S U C K S

>>153396159
>implying dota wouldn't be better under blizzard
fuck off, i bet you also think slardar looks good

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>>153396369
Why are they always trying to get attention by showing their cleavage?

holy shit i got three immortal treasure 1's what the fuck

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>>153396089
no one to blame but ourselves honestly

>>153396386
You new to Dota esports or something?

It's almost a tradition for teams to implode immediately after every international for really no reason at all

>>153396645
completely expected. you can't force 5 monkeys to play a team strategy and accomplish someting

>>153396773
>David Kim balancing Dota
No thanks

>>153396386
all the china orgs dropped all their players at once, EG and [A] are kill, OG lost their only good players, the list goes on

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>tfw fought off my degenerate gambling tendencies and sold the benefactor chests

feels good man

>>153396807
>why are they looking for attention in literally the only way possible?

>>153396645
>394 MMR.

How does one get this kind of MMR? Do they have to work for it?

Why valve won't just create server somewhere around moscow to keep at least some % of russians away from eu west

>>153396854

Yeah, but not at this level

>>153396936

But....why? What the fuck is happening?

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Aiushtha needs a bottle charge or two!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sacq8onvLg

>>153397028
I imagine that everyone under 2k is actually a quadriplegic playing dota by blowing into a straw

>>153396807
not just her cleavage
look a bit closer my man

>>153397074
What fucking level are you talking about?

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>>153397025
Really makes me think...

What the fuck is it?

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>>153397091
lewd

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>>153396089
there have been at least 6 threads in the last 24 hours.

Don't worry we aren't dead whatsoever

also imageposting

>>153397091

Holy shit this picture fucked with me until I realized it's correct.

>>153397132
Give me a hint, I don't see it

>>153397262
we need a new one of these for Mirana+riki+timber meta that was TI6

>>153397074
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/770652825466515457

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>>153397262
You forgot the newest one

>>153397262

Sniper/Jugg/Troll meta was still the worst imo

>>153396773
Yeah, because HotS is SUCH a huge success!!

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>>153397324
I think this is what he's referring to

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Just randomed Ursa. Never played him before but he seems pretty good. Helped me find out that Roshan keeps giving Cheese after the third kill on him.

>>153397324
He's probably referring to her giant pancake areolas

>"trust of the benefactor"

>making a gamble chest with every common or rare set in the game with something like 0.0000000001% chance at something worth more than $10

>"we trust you to open this chest goyim :^)"

fuck you valve

>>153397343
>>153397392
>absolutely no edits to the name or anything like the rest of them
>no timber

yeah I'm gonna have to make one for 6.88 before it dies.

>>153397262
Saving Fucking Retards is still the best out of all of these
>>153397487
can you guys even into female anatomy? that isn't where nipples are.

what if new CD tournament

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>>153397509
am I falling for it?

>>153397597
You're the hero we need anon

I believe in you

>>153397487
>>153397581
Isn't that way too up?

>>153397716
I'm pretty sure the average browser of this thread has never actually seen a real live nipple on a human female before, anon

>>153397673

Don't look at my profile.

Earlier today I complained about 8/10 people speaking Spanish on USE ranked 4.5k.

Just played another game where at least 6 people were Spanish speaker. The other 3 didn't talk. Really love this game right now.

>>153397582
>people are buying and selling to profit maybe 4-5 shekels per sale

holy shit what is wrong with you people

>>153397673
all memes aside people who think trump is a good choice is delusional
i hate "lets vote for lesser retard" politics

>>153397995
>queueing on Peru North and complaining about perus
wow anon how could you possibly solve this conundrum?

>>153398014
sold one for 3.5 euros and opened the other two.
two fucking shit drow sets. nice one.

>>153398073
>>153397995
oooh I know, I know
is it EUW?

>>153397995

Don't play Dota if you're prejudiced towards Hispanics.

>>153398073
It was decent when I played in the past.

>>153398127
>is it EUW?
I mean sure, if you like playing with Russians.

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>>153397708
I found the perfect poster to edit.

Woman = mirana
Horse = her mount
rest = meta shit

>>153398054
>all memes aside people who think trump is a good choice is delusional

?
Whats wrong with trump?

>>153398153
Don't play dota on USE if you aren't prepared for spics is all it comes down to
it's like queuing on EU servers and complaining about russians
literally what the fuck else are you expecting?

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are we still imageposting

>>153398301
the guy being thrown from his bike=someone being slept by ET stomp

>>153398153
>you shouldn't make fun of people who live in literal shit!

hispanics are the trashiest people I have ever seen, I swear. at least blacks have a number of people who want to better themselves.

>>153398301
Woah there anon I see a nipple on there

This is a christian imageboard you might want to delete that

>>153397054
desu russians are better than spaniards/eastern europeans. They are either tryhards or playing drunk. But other slavs are dogshit.

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What do you think she "manages" ?

>tfw no pc cold gf

>>153398785
she manages sloppy blowjobs in the team house

>>153398785
the amount of cum in each player's ballsack

So basically Dota IMBA is:
>Every passive is Fury Swipes
>Every active is Echo Slam

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Explain this doturds

>>153398785
what happend to sajedene?

Did they get tired of her?

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You know what time it is.

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>>153398785
W33ha's veiny throbbing cock with her mouth, obviously

>>153398785
Sajeden got tired of sucking players off

>>153398963
good job hitting axe for 3 fucking minutes you retard

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>>153398785

>>153398785

Sex jokes aside, what does she actually *do*

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>>153398785
She is now head prostitute and will be bringing in more "managers" as time goes on, lucky DC.

>>153398907
actually sperm and the white stuff are separate things. Sperm is in the ballsack

So it's actually not cum until its out of the dick. You can still get the white stuff even if you have a vasectomy.

>>153398996
QUICK SPRINT

>>153398963
this bug has been in the game since 2011
Source 2 Episode 2 will fix it

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>>153398978
>Ooh boy I'll just queue up for a quick game of Dota 2 haha

Kill me

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>>153399112
I'm the axe.
I forgot to leave that part in the screenshot.

>>153398996
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/99/Spir_lasthit_05.mp3

>>153399131

Who is that skeleton guy?

>>153399162
i don't get how you can shoot blanks after a vasectomy i thought it's baby making stuff or no stuff at all

>>153398996
BETWEEN THE PLANES

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>>153398978

6+6=12

>>153399132
she sucks their dicks to boost morale after a loss
she sucks their dicks to celebrate a win

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>>153399307
just a long forgotten memory

>>153399352
a different gland secretes the white stuff, idk we learned this in grade school health class

>>153399352
seminal fluid is not the same thing as sperm anon
you must be american if you're this ignorant about the reproductive system

>>153398963
I know about bugged illusion damage but I can't make fucking sense of this.

>>153399352
What the hell are they teaching you retards in health class

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>>153398785
>Slotherina
>PPD wins TI5
>she fucks PPD
>W33ha is runner up for TI6 since lol WFAM
>she fucks w33ha
you cannot make this shit up

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DO I OPEN MY TRUST OF THE BENEFACTOR NOW OR LATER

>>153399606
abstinence

So did any of you get anything at all from your benefactor treasures apart from immortal treasures and shit sets? My heart wants to open mine but my brain says to sell them.

>offlane abyssal underlord goes 2-13 in offlane in 20 min

>>153399606
>>153399539
>health class

I'm just from a 3rd world country

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>>153398978
>TFW I missed out on Oracle when he was broken tier.

>>153399731
How poor are you they're like a csgo key worth if you sell them, worst case scenario you "lose" 2 dollars if you get a shitty set
Just open them

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>>153398978
I had a better score than our carry razor. He insisted randoming razor isn't why we lost.

>Just kill me now

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Legion Commander is a dirty slut

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Please post your Puppey reaction images

Boy i sure wish slark was balanced

>>153400146
Either nerf his pounce or nerf his essence shift.

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>>153400142
Say no more.

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>>153396960
I got 2 meh sets and first treasure, from it I got DE GOLDEN KITTY :3 so I guess it was worth it.

>>153400146
Just ward his jungle

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Reminder to anticipate exactly what items you need every game or you're a shitter

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>>153400142

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>>153400142

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>>153400142
>>153400146
But slark is balanced, just cc him and he's dead.
Get an AoE disable and he's dead.
Hit him until he dies and he's dead.
Don't go alone with no detection and he's useless. Get detection. Ward his jungle

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>>153400258
>>153400142

>>153400146

He's fine, maybe even a little underpowered seeing as how Slark mains like BSJ hardly play him this patch.

>>153400406
You forgot
just tp out and hes dead

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>>153400142

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>>153400146
>>153400254
Pounce is fine imo, essence shift needs to lose stacks faster and dark pact needs a much longer cooldown so you can't just spam it like a retard and get out of everything.

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>slark is balanced
my favorite meme

>>153397597
Timber was a co-star at best.

>singsing's first game since he started streaming was against miracle
elmo

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>kemal is the son of a billionaire
>could be partying in mansions with bikini babes in the hot tub drinking thousand dollar champagnes and doing lines of coke
>chooses to babysit a bunch of manchildren playing video games instead

Can someone explain?

>Underlord
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A COUPLE MONTHS
WHAT

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>Get the treasures
>two shit sets and a treasure 2
>go on /vg/
>YOU COULD SELL THE BENEFACTOR CHESTS

What did I do to deserve this

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>>153400146
Remember that one time slark had one single counter, chrono which went through slarks ult, but got removed for literally no reason?

>>153400784
It literally says right above the open chest button how much it's going for on the market

Are you blind or something?

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>>153400665
people are stupid
including rich people
_especially_ people who inherited their riches

>>153399714
put it up for $10
If it never sells, then you can open it or sell it for cheaper later
if the price skyrockets, then you can make way more off of them.

>>153398785
>literally named 'slotherina'
she makes it so easy I can't even think how to make a joke beyond slutterina.
well played

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>>153398978
I went a bit retard near the end because I couldn't put up with the need2feed weaver on my team, but I'm not sure if more sensible choices would have won the game.

>>153400665
he got bored of doing what you said and wants to create something, puppey mentions this in the leaked convo about how he wants to create something with kemal.

>>153396280
>No new patch
No seriously
I was in the hospital since just before the international
No new patch?
When the fuck did Underlord hit?

>>153400960
nah if the carry sucked, then you were gonna suck by proxy. I like the lotus pickup though.

>>153400665
what do you think the female csgos squad is for

>>153400547
He only needs having normal walking speed while not visible with his base ms being buffed, and only gain ms while ulting. Him having both a passive haste rune and pounce as escapes and also being able to be untargettable is a bit dumb

>>153400665
>implying you can't do both

>>153401179
Post it!

>two trash set I already had and a treasure II
fml

>>153398785
Tickets, hotels, transportation, food. Just the stuff the players need done but don't want to do because it will take their focus away from the game.

did steam just take a big shit

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>>153396089
Valve killed the game

Is it maintenance time already? I thought it was like an hour till.

how do I find people to play with?

I lack any social skills even by MOBA standards and am tired of no team work solo queing

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>>153401297

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>Trying to finish quest for set last minute

>Literally 5 losses in a row trying to get aether lens fucking mission
Why the FUCK are other people so FUCKING BAD at carrying? They don't do anything right. They can't farm. They don't buy BKBs ever, they don't do shit.

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Don't fall for the gambling meme lads, sell your chests and get FREE money.

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>>153401642
>Play Alchemist
>Buy Lens
>Sell Lens quickly
>Keep your build progression

Simple as fuck, familia.

Should I sell now or wait a few months

>>153401801
sold them earlier when they were worth more after I opened one and had immediate regrets

>>153399204
At least you won. I lost 2 games in that amount of time.

I said post Puppey you fucking morons

>>153400665
He tried to join the rich guys club but got denied for not having done enough evil shit in his life

So he realized he had to start somewhere, thats when he found dota

He funded a team that would poach players from other teams ending friendships creating conflicts and all that

Eventually all players would hate each other to the point teams can't be formed, which would ultimately lead to the death of the dota scene

TL:DR he is a soros acolyte

One of the latest patches had me getting "Server Time Out" errors at the start of every match for the first time since Reborn launched.

Please tell me there's some kind of fix for it this time. I don't want to take another months-long hiatus from dota.

>>153400687
like a week ago
what happened to you?

>>153400665
He just celebrated his 40th birthday in some super ritzy French place with his wife, tons of women, and a bunch of friends.

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>>153400687
Why were you in the hospital? Are you ok?

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>>153401964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fMdOoVIn0&feature=youtu.be

Thoughts?

>>153401905
Yeah too bad I couldn't wake up earlier, but that's still better than getting three trash sets.

>>153400665
If he's so rich why doesn't he get liposuction?

>>153402073
>>153402123
It was psychological.

>>153396089
valve killed the game with too many cosmetics and memeback

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>>153402312
this is what a couple years of dota 2 does to you

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>>153402112
>getting married when you have a billion dollars

Is he retarded?

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>>153402312
Oh nevermind. To think I was concerned about you but it actually turns out you're just a literal faggot.

>>153402405
Naw I beat some guy up at work and they let me off with a warning and forced psych commitment instead of jailtime, since he didn't want to press charges but his wife did etc etc long story short lawyer got me the looney bin instead of the rapehouse.

>>153402312
Kek you tried to kill yourself didn't you?

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>>153402521
what
did he call you a homo or something

Who wants to watch swayz peatidfk's ghost open 3 trust of beneboners

I'm drunk

twitch dot tv slash swayzesghost

Is dragon lance now core on DK?

>>153402312
>>153402589

Imagine failing so hard at life that you even fail at killing yourself.

>people were still subscribed to singsing for the 2 months he wasn't streaming
wtf?

>>153402885
>picking DK

>>153402930
I'm still subbed to Barnyyy, nigger.
You don't know pain.

every fucking game my team just feeds

10 kills by 15 minutes

at least 2 of them will manage it

every single game

>>153402901
I only said it because I had a friend who tried offing himself and it landed him a 3 month vacation in the loony bin

Can't imagine any other scenario where you'd be kept in that long

>>153402847
ok well yfuck you guys im opening

>>153402648
He was mouthing off about BLM and I told him it wasn't appropriate for work. He told me I was out of line and if I didn't like it I could fight him, and I guess a combination of mental exhaustion from work and general frustration, I just snapped. There were witnesses that said he instigated, it was real fucking messy.

In the end though, I didn't go to jail and I didn't get slapped with a hate crime, so victory for me.

>>153403061
Post dotabuff you lying cunt

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>play 5k game
>call my teammate stupid
>well, i go to university so i'm intelligent
>there are people who actually believe that

>153403098
>He told me I was out of line and if I didn't like it I could fight him

Why can't niggers function in society without instantly resorting to violence?

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>>153403098
based psycheward spy

>Behind invoker and attacking
>he deafening blasts the opposite direction
>it hits me anyways
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE HITBOX ON THIS FUCKING RETARDED SPELL

>4 top for literally 10 min
>retard carry farms jungle the whole time

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>>153403087
>>153402847
that's fucked up i can't believe they did this to me

>>153403098
Noice

>>153400665
how do you know he isnt doing both? Isn't Secret's CS:GO team literally 5 white girls?

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>dotards are literally mentally unstable people

>>153403345
>walk into back mirana arrow from the side
>stunned

>pudge hook hitbox becomes 3 times the width at max range

>elter titan stomp is like 25% bigger than the graphic

>kunkka ship hitbox is like 50% bigger than the graphic

this game is pure trash

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>>153403098
>it says here you spent time in a psych ward, care to explain that?

What to do?

>>153403098
>rused this hard

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>>153403564
>calls people mentally unstable.
>saves cosplay images of some random skank.

>>153403784
pretty sure its considered normal to be attracted to women

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>>153403784
>noLans poster thinks he's any better

>Close game
>attacking the enemy ancient
>teammates fountain dive
>we lose because they all die
why do retards do this

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>keep practicing meepo forever
>is now my second most played
>still cant play him well at all
I dont get it. I thought people are supposed to get better at something the more they do it.
Am i a defective human being?

>>153404069
post build

>>153403954
>saves images of a talentless hack.
hilarious desu.

>>153403616
i own a liquor store, i'm alright.

>>153404069
>Am i a defective human being
not even going to read the rest but yes

>>153403815
>attracted to women
and
>having a dedicated space where you collect images of women to then share to randoms
are different things m9

>>153404069
Manga name? She looks cute.

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>getting triggered by an image
text posters forever the subhumans of the imageboards

>>153403616
How'd you get my medical records?

>>153404124
Just the normal shit of bots>aghs>blink
I didnt even get to my blink in the most recent game

Does anyone have that one character that they can just never win with? No matter how you do with him?
For me, it's gotta be terrorblade. For some reason when I play this one hero. All of my other teammates turn into feeding, drooling autists.

>>153404353
that just means you are bad at farming and ganking lol

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>>153404353
>not stacking dragon lances
yeah I'd say you're pretty defective

>>153404069
literally the hardest hero to pull off in the game
you need to know how to safely get farm for at least 3 (THREE) farming groups, without ANY of them getting caught and if you do, you've just thrown the game with your huge advantage from 3 farming and EVEN THEN you need to learn how to micro in fights efficiently and you need to be good at building, knowing when to go for poverty treads or bots, etc
I was considering making a meepo smurf for the sake of not tanking my winrate

>enemies hit by the boat also get the rum effect but it's lethal
discuss

>>153404258
literally one google search away, first result
Aihara Mei from Citrus, a yuri manga

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What if we could have six meepos?

>>153403581
I hate this desu

>>153404069
meepo is shit in that he gets a lot of xp so that any one who kills you gets a fuck ton of xp and in fights you take literally half of the xp for kills so your team ends up way underlevelled

>>153404439
But i have a positive winrate with heroes like arc warden and terrorblade

>>153404667
>yuri

God fucking ruined.

Fucking lesbians need to be genocided.

>>153404528
And all of that, ALL OF THAT SHIT, for the effectiveness of MAYBE 1.2 carry heroes, until the enemies catch up at 40 minutes and that shit rebounds down to .7 carry heroes at best and is a fucking liability for the team
honestly man, meepo is a SHITTY hero right now and the only reason to learn to play him is for bragging rights

>>153404353
get aghs before bots
farm jungle way more than you do
stack dragonlances after aghs

the corner button takes me to my last game now

holding out for 4.00+

>>153404950
such god awful design on so many levels

>>153400312
>euls while in smoke cloud
its like she really wanted to die

>how do i buy one of the new chests

>3 rares from that chest
FUCK YOU GABE

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Post pros who think they can win a TI but in fact will never be able to do so, I'll start

Notail
Arteezy
Misery

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>>153405410
Post pros that haven't won two majors

Arteezy
Misery
EE.
THE WHOLE FUCKING SCENE APART FROM FLY MIRACLE CRIT MOON N0TAIL

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>>153400142
Does Puppey have narcissistic personality disorder?

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>>153402901
I'm here for you anon, I had something similar happen to me at the start of the year while not as extreme. Just a lot of fucking failing. Things are starting to look up for me right now though. If you need someone I'm all ears.

>>153403405
Thats a nice set i guess

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>>153405591
Can you blame him? He gets his dick sucked so much for being an ace jungler but now Artstyle, who didn't play Dota professional for a long ass time, statistically has more impact per game while playing junglers such as Chen/Enchantress.

I can only hope that another terrible TI loss will teach him some sense or humility.

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I think he might be the single greatest Dota player that ever lived

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>>153405917
Did you upload a wrong picture, anon?

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>>153405572
>honeymajors

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>>153406084
Did YOU upload a wrong picture, anon?

>>153406157
Synderen could be a great coach, but as a player.... Doturd....

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>>153406084
>>153406157
It's okay to admit to being wrong.

hey people with high mmr who play with pro players
who throws the most

How do we purchase the new treasure? Only for battle pass buyers?

>>153405814
>hoping more dota will teach dota players humility
From Sumail, S4, etc all the way down to 500 mmr, no dota player has ever become more humble by playing dota.

I kinda wish playing dota required you to have some other hobby.

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>>153405410
>>153405572
>>153405591
>>153405716
>>153405814
>>153405917
>>153406084
>>153406137
>>153406157
>>153406254
BASED FUCKING IMAGEBROS

>>153406279
yeah or 4 bucks a pop on steam market

OH GOD
I WANT TO OPEN THE NEW CHESTS
BUT THEY'RE GOING UP IN PRICE $.15 EVERY MINUTE ON THE MARKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>TFW getting carried every game.

I'm okay with it.

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>>153406254
I have a thing for offlane players

I wish Lelcoste would come back...

>>153406257
EE
It's never intentional though

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>>153406254
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Lacoste

>Dominik "Lacoste" Stipic is a professional DotA player, currently teamless.

How do we bring back the dead?

>the people can see the holograms
discuss

>>153406375
I would do it more if carries around my mmr weren't braindead
I fucking love playing level 1 fighting supports, but that puts so much trust in 4 randoms.

>>153406452
He already has and he's also playing support.

Saw him playing (losing) as Tusk a few days ago. He played decently but the hero really couldn't do much against the enemy line-up.

>>153405814
>SFM porn
this should be a bannable offense.

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>>153406668

>>153406715
just play bounty, roam, win all your lanes and then everyone on your team will get FREE gold

>>153406668
Technically everything is a hologram

>>153406875
The same thing happens when I do that, I don't get it ;_;
They get that bonus gold and then buy some stupid extension item

>no hologram hero
what would a hologram hero do?

>>153407085
would you be able to see him?

>>153401123
There's little need for a new patch.
Overall, I think its balanced. The only thing thatneeds a nerf is the memeback gold.
Some heroes probably need some rework though, like Blyatcyka and treant.

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Everybody knows what must be done to fix this piece of shit, so why have they not done it yet?

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>>153407224
if the game is balanced why do I lose?

>>153407314
>rupture works like mana leak and stuns when they run out of life

>>153407085
isnt arc a hologram hero
>>153407314
rupture = manaleak?

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>>153407073
the only way to gain mmr as support is to play pic related type of hereoes also phoenix and omni

save the retards

or you could learn to play carry and just win because you can 1 v 9 because you're better than everyone.

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>>153407367
this gets me every time

Hello /d2g/.

I've recently got back into Dota 2 after a friend started playing it. It seems that a lot more heroes have been ported into the game since I last played. However, I am unable to find Skeleton King anywhere, which is absolutely baffling because he was a hero the last time I played. Is he bugged right now?

>blood seeker now gets thirst bonuses from creeps
discuss

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>>153407684
MADMAN

>>153407314
ult is organized like dazzles poison touch with a tp breaking mini stuns at level 3

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>TA will never get an agh scepter

>cyborgmatt is relevant again

kill me

>>153407910
just ask yourself anon, is he he relevant in your heart?

>>153407910
just ask yourself anon, is he he relevant in your brain?

>TA aghanims now makes her always have 1 refraction charge
discuss

How to fix bloodseeker:

Players below 30% hp gets a lesser rupture applied to them, they do 70% less damage than regular rupture

fixed?

>>153408102
very balanced well done anon

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>>153408102
I see nothing wrong with this

>>153407910
just ask yourself anon, is he he relevant in your lungs?

>>153408070
>>153407978
are holograms relevant
if secret runs out of money does matt ge tstunned

>>153408102
>badlinkens

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>>153408102
Incredible.

>>153408270
But anon, matt has been stunned ever since manila?

>>153407910
just ask yourself anon, i don't get it how is he relevant again?

>>153407910
just ask yourself anon, is he he relevant in your kidneys?

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when does international ranked end? i need like 7 more games to save my new MMR

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>>153408237
Based Red.

>>153408436
31st probable

>>153408409
>>153408368
>>153408252
>>153408070
>>153407978

/r/cringe

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>>153408529
>mfw text posters are reddit posters

>>153408529
just ask yourself anon, maybe reddit is the place for you?

>>153408529
Fuck you nigger my reply was legitimate.

>/D2g/ right now
I love it

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Why does timber afraid of trees?

>>153408661
Because Treant's massacred his entire village.

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>>153408529
irellevant comment

>I love cock

-d2g

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>>153408620
>>153408652
>literal twitch tier copy pasta is good
this place is not longer salvageable

>>153408529
just ask yourself anon, maybe reddit is the place to be?

I need animefriends to not post anime if at all possible, thank you for obliging.

>>153408726
well, yes i do

what is your point?

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just ask yourself /d2g/, why are females in esports such attention whores?

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>/d2g/ is a reddit infested shithole
I thought you guys were cool

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>>153408519
that could be anywhere between 6 hours from now and 30 hours from now

>try out waga's stream
>some woman is uncontrollably giggling at his reddit tier jokes

how is this guy so popular

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Is twitch.tv BliNc984 the Romanian RTZ?

>>153408973
We run this bitch brah.

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ATTENTION FELLOW NORTH AMERICANS

OURGUY GRANT IS STEAMING SOON

EUROS NEED NOT APPLY

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>pretending to be reddit to get free (You)'s

oldest trick in the book

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This is /eyebrowcore general/, right?

>>153408887
wanna fuck my nuts

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quick post loli Pugna to trigger reddit

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>>153407905
scepter: psi blades attacks can further spill psi blade attacks one time

>>153409212
Holy shit...

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>>153409212
Okay

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>>153409212
sure

why is the rainmaker so expensive when the new windranger immortal is so much better

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>Silencer aghs
>Global Silences applies both Arcane Curse and Last Word

>tfw you buy battle pass level 1, get to level 125 AND make back the original cost with extra

>>153407434
>pick carry
>team picks 3 soft supports

WHY
JUST PICK FUCKING CARRIES OR GANKERS

It's like people don't watch or invest any thought into their picks, when most of TI was won by 3-4 greedy picks and a hard supp. 3k is like being stuck in 2014.

>open Immortal Treasure II
>get 2 Windrunner immortals
Thanks valve, I can use both of these.

>>153409523
They're all shit compared to Lyralei's Breeze, cosmetically.

That Immortal is broken as fuck and makes powershotting way more obvious. "IGNORE THESE BRIGHT AS FUCK PARTICLE EFFECTS AS I CHARGE MY 120 MANA SKILLSHOT"