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Fuck The Devs Edition

Previous Thread >>153196340

>What is Dead by Daylight?
Asymmetrical Online multiplayer. 4 survivors scramble to fix 5 generators, while 1 killer wants to sacrifice all of them

>Sounds like evolve
It's not. Survivors have to avoid the killer at all costs, whereas the killer has to hunt for them. Everyone has their own objective.

>General info
Pastebin with most questions asked: http://pastebin.com/DDddy4uE
Pastebin with all of the values (perks/items/whatnot): http://pastebin.com/vCh6gxR6
Wiki:
http://deadbydaylight.gamepedia.com/Dead_by_Daylight_Wiki
Saved game with everything unlocked or whatever: http://www.mediafire.com/download/3qmzt3ok3p47xqw/TakeTHATsociety.profje

>Official site
http://www.deadbydaylight.com/

>Discord Chat
https://discord.gg/Eb3WFHz

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dbdgeneral

>Latest Patch Notes (v1.1.0c)
http://steamcommunity.com/app/381210/discussions/0/361798516941866683/

>Report hackers
http://steamcommunity.com/app/381210/discussions/0/358415206087328621/

>Report bugs
http://steamcommunity.com/app/381210/discussions/7/
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>>153389151
>Fuck The Devs Edition
t. killer main
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>Bug that benefits killer somehow
>Steam forum explodes

>Bug that benefits survivors somehow
>Mostly just bug reports, no explosion Steam forum at all until a killer makes a thread about it

:^)
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>>153389280
>t. someone who cares about the game
FTFY
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>Level 43 Hillbilly
>Still no Deerstalker
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>>153389414
>level 40 trapper
>Nothing past IG 1
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Who /facecamper/ here? I don't even care if I pip or not, I do it just for the angry post-game chat.
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>>153389414
>Level 50+ Claudette
>Still no Empathy 2
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>>153389280
>t.
Go back to le reddit
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>>153389775
Go back to le >>>/v/
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>>153389280
>>153389381
>>153389775
what does "t." stand for?
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>>153389895
It's essentially "from", like in letters. It's used in other countries, and was made popular here by /int/, which is why this anon is retard >>153389775
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>>153389895
Finnish abbreviation for "regards," originated on /int/
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+Less and less killers due to unbalanced bullshit
+SWF players needing lobbies with more open slots
+everybody and their grandma playing survivor right now to get broken pallet points
= Me getting full killer lobbies in <10 seconds

it's great!

I don't know what everyone is complaining about
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>>153390017
>>153390090
2 different story's except it came from /int/
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>>153390141
It's like the "bonus bloodpoints weekend" we always wanted!
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>>153389280
t. anyone who realizes that if everybody stops playing killer, the game won't work anymore
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>>153389862
KYS
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>>153390216
But they say the same thing, I just didn't know which country it was from.
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>>153390367
Wow, you got me, I'm going to commit suicide right now because of that original comment.
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>>153390381
Doesn't matter my point was that really only faggot redditurds use that
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>>153390692
>originates from 4chan
>you're a redditor for using it because /r/4chan fags steal things
If anything, your "KYS" nigger speak is more reddity.
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>>153390590
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did those pallet changes fix killers getting stuck?

if not, the frogs are more retarded than i thought
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>>153390141
I'm gonna play survivor and run around the map and knock every pallet down.
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>>153391023
That's probably the reason for the fixes, can't get stuck if you get magically teleported out of the pallet. Of course, it would have made more sense to send you to whichever side you were closer to instead of using unnatural physics, but the devs are incompetent, so what can you do.
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He downed every player at least once. I figured his secret offering was just the 'final player' one but...?
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did the "optimization" actually help fps at all?
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1.1.1a Hotfix Patch Notes

BUG FIXES
Fixed an issue which caused pallet stun to maximize Boldness points for Survivors
Fixed an issue which made it possible for players to walk through arch structures in Asylum
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>>153391278
Yes, noticeably.
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>>153391178
I've seen stuff like this before. I think the assumption is that they'll be able to down you again?

Every living survivor is a potential source of points for the killer. That's why hooking a survivor and then camping them until they get sac'd is a shitty way to get points, as if they get saved and then downed again and re-hooked you'll end up getting way more points from them than if you camped them to death the first time. This applies to every active survivor.

So maybe he was like "I'll mori him next time I down him" and it never happened.

Alternate explanation because this happened to me once: he played a round of Kill Your Friends as the killer, and used a mori (offerings aren't consumed when you play them in KWF), then forgot he had it equipped next time he played a legit killer game with randoms
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>>153391370
noice
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Right when I get home from work they fix the pallet point bug. Why even live?
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>>153391641
not like you're any good at pallet stunning killers anyway

at least you aren't playing wow
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>>153391685
It's not like it takes any skill to pull off a pallet stun. Just run circles around a pallet area until he gets close and then throw it down. If he backs off, keep running and don't throw it. Eventually he is forced to chase you straight to the pallet or else the loop will never end, and then he gets stunned.

And now you can't get a hit in when they do this. Good fucking luck on any map with a large amount of pallets.
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>>153391685
I rarely play survivor so when I do it's against actual retards. Stun city.
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>>153389414
>>153389614
>>153389770
After level 5 common perks become bugged. You have to get all the uncommon perks to rank 2 before the common ones will start showing again.
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>>153391975
That explains why my Meg got most of the common perks at the very end.
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>>153391347
Fuck
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>Bugs that break entire perks go unfixed for months
>Bugs that alleviate grind get fixed near instantly
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>>153391347
No!!
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>>153387070
You know, being this extremely upset about changes to the status quo is an almost certain sign of autism.
Sorry for wanting new ideas to be implemented to the game, you unimaginative autistic spacker.
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>>153392439
I blame the twitch cancer for all these retarded children.
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>NO MATCHES FOUND
>NO MATCHES FOUND
>NO MATCHES FOUND
>NO MATCHES FOUND
>NO MATCHES FOUND
>NO MATCHES FOUND
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>Killer gets dominated on asylum
>4 people still alive, gens done
>Rage quits
>Name was Salty
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Dorito's crash course 3 when?
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>>153393330
That's what happens when the survivor:killer ratio is 20:1 instead of 4:1.
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>>153393497
>Dominated on asylum

I'm sure you all worked very hard on a map that probably has a 60%-odd winrate for survivors
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>>153393927
60%? There's an infinite within sprint burst distance from most generators.
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>>153393915
I don't even like Survivor. I just want to play with my friend.
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Did the patch crashed all servers?
No matches found and I am queueing for over an hour already.
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>>153394232
Another update.
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>>153394274
I'd say only a handful of players actually downloaded that patch. All killers are in no-lobby limbo because of this.
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>>153394130
>SWF shitter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mfw you and your buttbuddy enter my lobby
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>>153394392
Killer here, still downloading patch.

>>153394410
You sound mad.
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>>153394494
I don't have a lot of time to be angry between my 5 second queues :^)
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>>153394410
That's fine. I understand the frustration. There should have been separate queues which give the Killer bonus points if in the friend one.
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How much time do you give this game before Steam gives people the option to refund due to outstanding survivor bias?
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Do no-patcher killers play with no-patcher survivors?
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>>153394616
>There should have been separate queues which give the Killer bonus points if in the friend one.
While this seems like a good idea as a killer main, survivors would complain about how they can only get matched against high ranks since nobody else wants to face voip people.
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>Put guy in basement
>Hear all other survivors above me
>Hook them all one by one
>Salty claudette calls me a camper

Enjoyed seeing you fail.
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I'm getting games way faster as a survivor now.
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I wish there was a vanilla rank mode.

No perks for anyone.
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>>153395263

>you randomly get assigned 5 perks and you can pick one of them for the game you're about to play
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>>153394806
How about no separate queues and instead just give bonus points to Killers for each survivor in a group?
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reminder that if you cant make a better game, then you cannot criticize the devs
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>>153395478

It's a pool of 5 perks that all survivors see and pick. They can only take one. If someone takes it, it's out of the selectable pool.

Killers can see which ones are taken too
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>>153395876
Killers dodging you because they don't want to get voice chat memed isn't a valid criticism anyway.
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>>153391975
I got iron grasp 1 at level 23 or so
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>Game crashes the moment I launch it

That's alright I didn't want to play games today anyways
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>>153396917
go outside
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>Nurse is still broken

Nice
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>2 people dead
>1 alive on the hook
>3 gens to go
>1 at 99%, 2nd at 95%, 3rd at 25%
>saved the hooked guy
>heal him fast with medkid
>he follows me like a good puppy
>get to the 25% gen
>fix it all the way
>get to the 95% nearby
>fix it all the way
>hide nearby waiting for the killer to pass
>he starts putting traps near the 99% gen
>approaches me from an angle I didn't expect and smacks me
>not a lot of places to run so I just go fix the 99% gen
>exits are powered
>I get smacked down and hooked
>the other guy is opening the gates
>I just attempt escapes when the killer is about to put traps under me, fail them all
>don't struggle and just die so the guy escapes
>the new kid just tries to save me eitherway and dies

Charming story, but everyone died. I was the only person to pip.
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>Immediate hotfix for the pallet score bug
>Infinite on Asylum still present when it would take 5 minutes to fix by boarding up the windows
Nice
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>>153394672
This ain't no mans sky killer cuck
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>>153397991
I know that, you inbred nimrod. At least not yet. At the rate the devs are going, survivors will literally have to suck killers off to get them to stay in this shitshow of a game.
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>>153398126
Sure they will pal
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>>153398198
Thanks for agreeing with me. Glad you could see my side of the story and accept it as surely correct.
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>>153398282
Sure thing pal ;)
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>Survivors use the infinijukes at asylum
>Kill them all
>They rage at me
>Thank them for the delicious tears
>They rage even more
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>>153396917
Works for me
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>the year is 2017
>there number of killers is in the single digits since the devs made it so that killers are slower than survivors and increased survivors' health to 100 hits worth
>been waiting for 2 and a half weeks for a lobby
>by some miracle of fate, I finally make it to one
>soon after me, two other people join at the same time
>o-oh no
>ask them politely to leave before the killer leaves the lobby since SWF players can now press a button to instantly heal anybody in their group and i'm forced to wait
>"kys faggot i only bought this game to play with my friends the killer should be fine with it he'll get a pip anyway"
>killer immediately disbands the lobby
>I can't survive in the queue anymore after having that glimmer of hope stolen from me
>slit my wrists
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>>153398747
bully
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so where do i get the script or something so I can set up a wraith bot, so I can leave it running when im at work?
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>>153397828
How so?
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>>153399237
I can't teabag at the infinites anymore. :(
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>>153398856
Don't be ridiculous. In 2017 it won't be possible to quit the lobby. You will be forced to play or be permanently banned.
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>>153398856
>2017
>Close lobby because i need to answer the phone
>Return to computer
>BANNED: No lobby dodging, this is a permanent ban and you will receive no refund.
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>mfw survivorshitters on plebbit complain that the devs are too biased towards killers
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>>153398856
>2017
>playing killer against full SWF
>they're all immortal and teabag constantly
>game ends and I get a pip after they all escape
>they all say gg ironically while taunting me
>I leave the lobby without replying
>Hillary Clinton's personal SWAT team storms in through my door and windows immediately pinning me to the ground
>"ONE OF THOSE PLAYERS WAS MUSLIM AND YOU DID NOT SAY GG SO YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR EXTENSIVE HATE CRIMES AND POSSIBLE TERRORISM"
I can see it now
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people seriously dont lagswitch SWFers holy trinity users?
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>>153400635
JUST
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>>153400861
I do. Don't know about other people.
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>>153400861
>not leaving a lobby when you see more than one person join at the same time
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>>153401098
you're pathetic phd
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>>153398747
>229 points
What kind of killer was he? As trapper and billy you would get more than just from chainsaw sprint and setting traps.
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>>153401249
t. Mad SWF shitter
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>>153401363
you're so bad at killer you have to nuke lobbies, and you call others mad?
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As someone who mostly plays survivors unless the daily rituals ask me to be a killer, I have to ask. Does anyone think playing the killer is actually fun? For me it's always more of a chore, a tedious task. It's just frustrating and annoying to chase the survivors around imo.

I think one of the reasons that it's boring is that theirs no consequences for your actions. Sure you can be bad, but even as a bad killer it's easy enough to pip (playing against bad survivors). I think of it like this.

>You mess up as a survivor
you are fucking dead kiddo, and whatever you brought into the match is gone. Your waiting valuable time on that hook, for everyone. Now your team mates will struggle even more without another person.

>you mess up as a killer
It's ok if the survivor escapes, you can always find him later. Didn't get any sacs? Oh well, better luck next time :^)

Tell me why I'm wrong.
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>When the Bloodweb gives me Iron Grasp 1 on the first Wraith level

The Entity calls. Will you answer?
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>>153401335
Nurse
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>>153401249
That's not me, Gordon.
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>>153398747
And people wonder why there's no killers. Matchmaking is the #1 problem in this game. But good job, you sure rekt that skrub :^)
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>>153401447
Killer is fun because you get to ruin someone else's fun. At least when you're starting out against rank 20's. It becomes completely unfun when the game starts matching you against anyone with experience.
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>have to endure 4 trinity memers on suffocation pit as billy
>1 of them literally just loops around a bit of ruins with 2 pallets and windows a la jungle jim
>a jake just runs around the mine
>3 escape
>i chainsaw the cheeser right at the end at the gate
>pick him up but it says he escapes anyway
>everybody "disconnects" after they escape, giving me bonus points
>i hook the last guy
>"steam is in offline mode, exiting game" at the score screen
>don't even get my points when i relaunch the game

the only thing i got from that game was a temporarily higher blood pressure
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>>153401423
Do you not understand how tilted this game is in favor of survivors or are you retarded or what bud
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>>153401883
Killer OP please nerf iron grasp and NOED again
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>>153401447
>killer is a chore because it's too easy
Maybe against level 20s? Once you run into ranks 10 and up it's no longer easy and it's still a chore.
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>4 claudettes
>they heal in 2 seconds, negating consequences of being hit
>sacrifice them all anyway
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>>153402310
Cool blog, I could really get invested in this story
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I have a proposition. Completely get rid of SFtS and Whispers, and heavy nerf Calm Spirit. why? because those two perks are bullshit. You are basically admitting that your not good enough to find the survivors on your own and you need to be hand held through it. It ruins the whole 'hide and go seek' element of the game. If the survivor fucks up (blows a gen, sprints, fast vaults) then that's fine, it's their fault. but having a massive visual clue every time a crow fly's off (which is already a huge give away) is somewhat unfair, and Whispers is uncounterable to my knowledge. If the killer cannot find me on his own then he doesn't deserve to know where I am or if I'm close to him.
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>tfw still need at least 13 more level ups after having already leveled past 50 just to get the perks I want

f*ck this game
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killers should lose a pip for lobby dodging
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survivors should lose a pip when that stand at an open exit
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Hit rank 18 killer in like 2 hours. Holy shit this is easy, you guys are fucking idiots if you think this is balanced.
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>>153403395
No.
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>>153391412
so the mori can only be used once, and when you offer it, you can kill all of the survivors with it? is it on like a cooldown or something or can you only use it on one guy?
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>>153404279
You can kill everybody with an ebony, one person with an ivory, and just the very last survivor with whatever the other one is called. There is no cooldown.
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>>153403395
>Let's remove one of the best killer perks, and the only one that lets you find survivors that aren't sticking near objectives, and free up a perk slot for survivors as well

Fuck off.
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>>153404103
>Hit rank 18 killer in like 2 hours
??
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>>153404038
>whoa, I went up the two easiest ranks in a normal amount of time, who would've thunk
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>>153404038
It took you two hours to get to little baby rank 18?
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yo yo yo just added a Claudette chapter, maybe you will feel a twinge of sympathy for these self healing hacks. Meg is half done and I might move on to killers next.

http://pastebin.com/bKW7nfen
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>>153404807
wait this isn't smut?
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>>153399416
I play killer a lot and finally being able to fist infijukers feels cathartic as hell, but damn do I feel like I'm cheating when they aren't doing that. It's like an undo mistake button.
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>>153404959
no. it's feelings. I've never written smut.
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>Four infinijukers with sprint burst and self heal
>They are all about to get away
>Down one
>All of them turn back to rescue him
>Saw all four of them down
>Sac them
>They call me a camper

When 3 hypocritical retards stand literally next to the hooked survivor i'm not going to leave obviously, it was good salt tough.
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>>153401714
Exactly, too many games are matched up with a high ranked killers vs low ranked survivors or the other way round. It isn't fun either way. Devs need to sort their shit.
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>>153405291
git outa here
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>>153404807
WHOOPS, posted as guest. Gotta keep it tidy, here's the real post.

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>>153397853
I find it more fun to try and save the one who gets stuck when the exits are open. I mean isn't that the point of the game? I don't care as much about rank, but its fun to try and it gives you and everyone else a chance to get more points
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>>153405840
Watch the matchmaking update come out and they somehow remove every killer from the game for 2 weeks
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>>153397853
>playing against nurse
>struggle is way too real
>two guys are trying to save each other over and over while this other guy and I tag gennies
>finally Im found and killed
>guy who just opened the doors comes into the basement to save my ass
>nurse takes a swing at either of us, he gets smacked and downed
>I run to the nearby exit

Can't say I didn't deserve to be called a dickhead, but somebody had to make it out to tell everyone else how much of a hero they were.
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>>153405881
here's some sexy to placate you, anon
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>>153406791
kek that's pretty funny
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>>153407310
an oldie but a goodie
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I really like this game, but I think the community itself is going to tear its self apart and the game is going to be unplayable. Killers saying survivors too OP, survivors saying killers too op. Devs just trying to get some balance. I agree some shit is fucked, but fact of the matter is that 4v1 will never work, it will never be balanced because rank one tryhards are going to find some way to exploit something in the game every time.
I suck so in the lower ranks the killer usually wins, but almost every high level SWF is playing in a group and talking and giving locations and shit so the survivors win most of the time. Not being able to silence SWF makes it shitty for the killer so they will buff the killer, making him destroy low rank gameplay, making the survivors bitch.

Would like to see the game develop, but my guess is that its going to be FTP by fall of 2017 because, like evolve, only 200 people will still be playing by then because 4v1 doesn't work
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>playing with a friend
>survivors all grouped up, heading to the nearest gen
>suddenly Jake pulled down a pallet and ran
>panic, we scatter
>friend got hooked, was rescued but downed again soon after
>eventually died since Wright just hang around near the body
>decide to work on gens
>pizza Dwight come running at me
>Wright right behind him, not attacking him
>realization the Wright was friends with Jake and Dwight
Nice, real nice. Dwight had Bond to keep track at me while I was juking through the buildings. Eventually had to leave cause they're just teabagging me for points and had no intention to kill me until they had their fill. I think I'll just stick with killing until this nonsense is over.
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>>153407702
>Wright
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>>153407625
Even without SWF survivors win easy. A good survivor on most maps can stay uncaught for a very long time. Killer either has to camp or hook everyone 3 times. 5 generators need to be powered. Do the math.
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What exactly is infinijukes? Is it something do do with the trinity perks? I don't know what that is either. It sounds like high rank play is just awful.
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>>153409570
Saboteur, self care and sprint burst are the meme trinity. Infinijukes are structures that survivors can vault over without getting hit by the killer indefinitely. A good example is the combine on the farm maps, though that is technically a pseudo-infinite thanks to a bug.
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>>153409570
An infinijuke is when you loop around an area, generally a window or pair of windows. It's not possible for the killer to catch you if you keep looping.
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>>153409570
There are certain spots, always at vault points, where the killer cannot catch a survivor. The survivors sits at the vault, waiting for the killer to get close. If they see them get close, they hop to the other side and repeat the process. Killer cannot climb over since it takes too long and they will just run around to the other side.

Usually accompanied by teabagging and streaming on twitch. They can self heal while doing this.

It all comes down to level design. Devs just can't into fixing their levels.
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Is there any way to fix the bug where the item I bring with me glitches out in my hand and doesn't work? I just got myself killed because I couldn't use my medkit with the insta-heal addon...
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>>153409898
I see. yea that Angry Pug Autist guy does that all the time.

I usually try to juke and jump but I usually sperg out and make a break for it and I end up in an open field and then get raped.

Also Is there a set number of hooks in every map (not outside the basement)? Why don't they just make at least 8-12 hooks and only have survivors able to break one hook each or 4 hooks max?

All the high level SWF streams I have watch just devolve into breaking all hooks and taking turns face tanking killer while saving a guy from the basement.
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>>153411038
The devs fellate survivors because they're the ones bringing the money in.
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>>153404038
>It's really easy to rank up twice as killer

Uhhhhhh yeah, not surprising.

Good luck against high rank survivors bud
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>>153411171
Issues like this simply wouldn't exist if more people played a more even mix of both survivor and killer. I know there are people who only play killer, but there are definitely waayyy more people who only play survivor
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>>153411656
I don't get how this is even a problem in a game like this. 'Killers needed! +15% bonus Bloodpoints!' whenever the amount of either side falls out of wack.
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>>153411171
Yeah, I kekked when >>153407625 said that devs are just trying to balance the game. It's extraordinarily obvious that devs are incredibly biased towards survivors.
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Anyone know where I can see the dead by daylight artbook?
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>>153406014
I'm not a faggot that usually enjoys fanfics, but wew. That was really well written. It didn't feel like a "spin-off" of something. It felt like something new, and I only knew the background to it. Keep writing mate, these are really good.
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I kinda wish they removed safety pips from killers. You have to get hardcore SWF memed on or play like an actual complete fucking retard / get really unlucky to not get 10k as killer
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If Dwight's pizza hat came with a mustache it'd be perfect.
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>>153401750
Probably lost any add-ons and offerings you used too.
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>>153412510
And then you get morons on the official forums screaming how killer biased the game is
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And they said killer was hard. :^)
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>Up against a Chinese lag wraith on Wretched Shop, map generation is perfect for the killer with no infinite potential
>We manage to power the gens with minimal difficulty because he's shit even with his lag and favourable map
>He hooks someone near the end and we all get NOED after I free the guy
>I manage to crawl into a corner as he hunts for the last guy, he heals me to full health, I heal him, and then we both perform rescues of the other two who have been hooked
>Everyone makes it out alive
>Killer had Deerstalker and still failed when there were 3 down and 1 wounded
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I guess I have a bit of a minority experience then because I cannot for the life of me get past rank 7 survivor. I'm not dropping past 8 ever but I'm also not climbing. Killer though? Barely play it. In fact I usually only play it for the easier and faster bloodpoints, got to rank 8 killer by i think it was level 26, now i'm 33 and rank 12 after the reset.
Maybe it's because my survivor perks are sprint burst, spine chill, calm spirit, and adrenaline (actually have no clue what to put here don't really want adren)

What I really want is sprint burst, urban evasion, iron will, and quick and quiet. But I just like being sneaky.
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>>153415959
>that first line
>implying you infinite
shiggy diggy.
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>>153416060
>quick and quiet
I'd recommend calm spirit or lightweight as a stealth perk instead, even at tier 3 quick and quiet is almost useless unless you're a retard who sprints over walls when you're not being chased.
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>>153416210
I don't, but someone else on my team would if it were possible, and that would help me.
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>>153416060
It isn't hard to hit max rank as a killer, it's just hard to have fun.
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>>153416060
The perks you've got are a hell of a lot better than the perks you want.

Quick and Quiet is shit, Iron Will is still buggy despite what the new patch claims, not sure about Urban Evasion.

Calm Spirit is a must have for stealth. I'd swap your adrenaline with either lightweight or urban evasion if it's actually good.
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>>153415754
activate
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>>153416467
They're always activated.
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Just played a couple of rounds with the monster.
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Its hard. I cant catch anyone. They are way faster than my survivor is and just stay in buildings and hop around and wont leave until I do
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>>153417104
Hillbilly is the hardest killer to play, and the game is imbalanced against killer at higher levels of play, and you're up against rank 1s.
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I guess everyone has already hit rank one. whats the point in playing when all you do is play against tryhards? 4 games and only one of them wasnt filled with rank ones.
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>>153416835
>>153417104

just chainsaw from generator to generator until you see scratch marks, then proceed with webm related

it's a good start
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>>153416835
>>153417104
>>153417348
>Survivor mains LITERALLY defend this kind of shit
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>>153417375
so you dont want to use the chainsaw from far away?

Its good to see that the monsters eyeballs are popping out for everyone else. does it do it for all of the monsters?
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>>153417598

I think it only happens when you hit/tab into the game+hit while you're in the loading in animation where the camera pans around you. Next time try to just wait out until you're able to move, and dont hit/push anything.
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>>153417375
also, Is there a perk that makes the survivor move faster naturally that's not the sprint button because those people were flying all over the place. I would just leave them alone after i knew I wasn't going to be able to catch them.
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>Pallet drop stun now applies at the beginning of the animation instead of at the end
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>>153418010

unless you've been playing the nurse ( which is slower than all the other killers ) you would catch up to all survivors sooner or later, later being not longer than 15 sec
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>Coldwind Farm versus billy
>Grab flashlight from basement, carefully sneak away from heartbeats
>Suddenly escaped
>"Fuck you and your infinites"
>Killer quit because the other faggot survivors were abusing the combine
God damn it
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>yfw you alt-tab back to the game and everyone is waiting for you to ready up
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>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Failed to join the game
>Loads back into main menu
>Loads back into main menu
>Loads back into main menu
>Loads back into main menu
I can't blame killers for not playing but god damn this is annoying
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https://www.twitch
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29:30 to witness suicide watch
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>Agitation
>Unnerving Presence
>Distressing
Who /heartbeateverywhereinmap/ here?
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Just hit 25, what should I use for my 4th perk?

Thinking Deerstalker. It overlaps with Nurse's Calling, but I like being able to keep track of the crawlers. If I get a better Stridor I'd probably go with that.
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>things that let you know the killer is butthurt as fuck
- He takes you to the back hook of the basement
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>>153419162
Whispers, trust me, it works.
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>Survivorbabbys destroy all my hooks
>Down them all because they're retarded and keep trying to save each other
>They get mad because I didn't hook them
You can't make this shit up
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>>153419162
Deerstalker is absolutely essential...
At tier 3.
Until then, just stick with Nurse's Calling. Once you get Deerstalker tier 3, swap them out.
Also, make sure you get Iron Grasp in there.
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>>153418184
when will they stop sucking survivor dick and make the game fun for killers before there's no population? are they thinking ahead at all?
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>>153419338
That means he plans to hook all the survivors on the basement hooks, you assblasted faggoteur.
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>>153417348
Welcome to Dead by daylight, where the devs can't play but they will damn sure make it so the killers won't either.

Population:
7,476,182,501 survivors
200 killers
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>>153418402
The only non-faggot there was you desu
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Cry more Killers about Surivors OP perks. Whaaa! Nea has Street Wise 3... SOOOO OP! BAKA!
BAKA. It still baffles me how killers continue to talk about how survivors perks are over-powered.

Let's look at Nea's perks compared to the Nurses perks in the last update, shall we?

Nea's best perk is a perk that at level 3 uses consumables 15% slower, Street Wise.
The Nurse gets a perk that can be used by any killer mind you.. where she can see anyone healing or getting healed through walls, trees and rocks from an insane 32 meter range.

We could go on and on. Perk for Perk.

Killers have every advantage and if anyone truly has OP perks, it's the killers for sure.

They have the speed.
They have insane lunge attacks to hit survivors through windows 15 feet.
They now teleport through pallets thrown in their face and hit the survivor.
Survivors run at a window and now slow down and crawl through it in slow motion while killers close in with their lunge attack.

So tried of killers whining about survivors being OP and having over-powered perks, when honestly.. a survivors best perks are "self care" and "sprint burst". The killers never have to heal and now how a perk to see healing happening though any object. Survivors can't hide from it. It's ridiculous. Sprint burst, ohhh, at best we can run just a touch faster then killers 3 seconds of every 43 seconds in a chase. OMG, sooo OP! GTFO with killer's continued crying and whining about survivors having OP perks when they can carry survivors all over the map and then to the dungeon almost every time with IG3, when they have NOED with 1 hit kills for 2 min once gates powered as well as increased speed movement, when they have Nurses Calling to see healing thru any walls 32 meters away, when they have the ability to blast through pallets in a second with Brutal Strength, when they have Agitation to move even FASTER to hooks, when they have Spies from the Shadows & Whispers giving away survivors hiding locations at any second.
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why are survivors such bullies?
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>>153419991
Their playstyle allows for more toxic behaviour.
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>>153419928
Just so you guys know this is copy pasta from the steam forum
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>>153419928
Cry more killers. Killers are the ones wanting "Insta-Win" games. All you have to do in games now in walk around hitting M1 anytime you are near a survivor for lunges and auto-aim hits. You move faster, you can't be stopped, at worst you get stunned for a couple of seconds, survivors continue to get nerf after nerf after nerf and all you guys do is still whine. QQ more.
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>>153413951
it's huge you say that, this is my first time writing fanfics. really makes me want to try some more.

>>153414792
Dwightstache should be mandatory for all head items
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>>153419470
Dude you're suppose to pick the up so they can wiggle away. You get more points that way and everyone has fun.
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lol
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>>153419338
I always put them there if I think I have time. Makes basements saves just that much more difficult.
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>>153420057
It was pretty obvious it was either from reddit or steam forums, just from the first lines.
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>>153420138
How's Stridor at rank 3?
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Hello dear developers!

I sincerely believe that you listen to your players.

And so to the point. The game has a loophole by which a Maniac is constantly around the hook, and prevents survivors to save each other. Because of this, many players are angry and upset. I hope you will hear me and do something that would prevent the loophole and make the game fair, to bring it in balance.

Thank You In Advance!


All who agree put +
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>>153419162
Doesn't look like you have much to work with here. Deerstalker has some merit, but I feel like it's overkill (and overshadowed) with Nurse's Calling 3. I like Thanatophobia and Stridor, I'd say choose between those two. They both have good synergy with Nurse's Calling/ Alternatively, you could get Insidious with your NOED 3 (and unrelenting why the fuck not) and just hide outside exit gates to spook the survivors.
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>>153419338
Did someone just dump you ass there after some epic jukes in pallet city?
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>>153419338
>things that let you know the killer is butthurt as fuck
- They d/c after you fuck their infinite for them
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please stop saying that sabo needs to be nerfed
everyones free to speak their own opinion but come on its been nerfed so much ( btw i dont use sabo i think its a wast of space ) but it would be nice if you could play a game without sabo and yes i hate sabo so so much as a killer. but how about this the nerf IG. so if a person wiggels out the get a boost like Carne Dulce said. nothing changes but a speed boost and the more IG you have the better the chance theres going to be a huge speed boost. but if sabo is nerfed it will be the millionth time.

feal free to leave comments
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>>153420410
that was my first game with it on billy and i didn't get much opportunity to try it, but i did experiment with it on nurse for a bit and i think it's low key pretty good
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>>153420532
+1
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>>153420532
>dumbasss doesn't know what Kindred is

What more do they want? Developers to put in a mechanic that makes the killer have reduced FOV if they are within x meters of a hooked victim?

Fucking moron babies I swear. I mean I play both sides but killer mostly, but I still know what it's like to get camped/facecamped. Sometimes it's a result of the killer spotting someone nearby or knowing someone is nearby, sometimes not. The devs would have to be extremely creative in implementing another counter to """"camping""""" to appease these mouthbreathers
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>>153420121
I honestly would if everyone and their mother didn't somehow have Ultra Rare Self-Care
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New Stun Perk: Martial Arts
Your child Karate skills and Karate Kid the Movie are finally paying off!

Tier 1: When dirctly behind the killer, M1 to stun him by grabbing him by the neck, and kicking the back of his knee stunning him for 4 seconds while forcing him to stare down and recuperate himself. 1 stun garunteed . 15% chance to work again. If failed, killer instantly swerves around to face you, hits and downs you.

Tier 2: 5 second stun, 1 stun garunteed, and 25% chance to stun again.

Tier 3: 6 second stun, 2 stuns garunteed, and 35% chance to stun again.

Add in the comments if this is a good or bad idea and anything that should be balanced.
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For real right now - what do survivor players here do when a killer face camps?

It seems like getting 2 or so free gennies is perfect, almost a game maker, for the other 3 survivors. Yes, someone dies, but if the killer actually sat there in front of them for the entire time, there is no way they are going to get everyone else.

Perks used too, just to know the audience.
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>>153421098
You had me until you said "the comments."
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>>153420926
They don't have any capacity for empathy so they can't put themselves in the killer's perspective. Killers camp because survivors make their circling around the hook completely obvious, or because the hooked person was really cancerous and they can't just hook them 3 times.
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>>153421098
New Survivor Perk: Batting Practice
Your t-ball skills and time playing MLB are finally paying off!

Tier 1: Wooden bats now have a 20% chance to spawn in chests.Press M1 to whack him over the head for a stun. 1 use.

Tier 2: Aluminum baseball bats now have a 25% chance to spawn in chests. Press M1 to whack him over the head for a longer stun. 2 uses.

Tier 3: Giant pink dildos now have a 100% chance to spawn in chests and below hooks. Press M1 to anally devastate the killer while immediately posting "gg" in the post game chat for a lower killer population. Infinite uses until the killer D/Cs, in which case you level up twice.
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>>153421098
New perk: A gun
Tier 1: You get a gun and can kneecap the killer, stunning him for 20 seconds and slowing him down below survivor sprint speed for the rest of the game
Tier 2: You can shoot the killer in the kidney, stunning him for 40 seconds and making him slower than a crawling survivor permanently
Tier 3: You can kill other survivors and gain sacrifice points
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>About to hook the third survivor
>They only have 2 gens done
>Computer hard crashes as I put her on the hook
>Lose 3 pips
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>>153422626
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>buffs pallets again
>twice
>at the same fucking time

how do you fuck up balance so bad that you can't manage to find one killer for every four dickheads? less than 20% of the population wants to be a rampaging murderbeast? fucking poutines.
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>>153423097
they only nerf survivors when every single killer remaining combines to complain. By carefully making killers give up, they've effectively silenced anyone opposed to the survivor god meta.
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Man this game is so fun, first infiniting cunts and then this shit. Of course I crashed.
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>>153421447
While I agree with both of your statements, I would like to clarify that there are also lots of idiot killers out there as well. As I said I mainly play killer, but I managed to get to rank 10 this season and last season as a survivor without any egregious cancer gameplay.

I've had killers and witnessed killers camp a survivor when neither of the two scenarios you mentioned were in play. I think some killers, the lower rank and lesser experienced, a) don't know any better or b) are autistic and interpret a survivor running away and keeping them busy (without using infinites or other cancer mind you) for a while as some kind of insult. Like I try everything in my power to evade someone and they'll eventually catch me, followed by hitting me on the hook like I was running an infinite and they just got a clutch hit on me. A few high ranks will do this as well though, as I remember one game I had where the rank 1 wraith literally fucking facecamped every survivor on the hook. It was painful, and we still ended up getting massacred. He was also using the wallhack addon on Thompson house so, go figure.
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>>153423458
This is the second hotfix today to solve the matchmaking issue.
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>>153421395
well it depends on the camper really. some have a freaking leash and wont chase past 3 meters and will just sit there. from what i have been reading is that you need one guy to go for it and pull them just slightly enough that the other person can get them off the hook before monster can hit again. i think at high levels everyone has sprint so they all just get away.
I usually try to save the survivor because it is a lot more fun than just running around setting off generators.

Not really good at avoiding the nurse so I usually have to let the other guy hang when shes camping.
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>>153423523
>wraith literally fucking facecamped every survivor on the hook

Two of you should have been able to make it out then.
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>>153423523
There are idiot killers but killers are in general far more intelligent and calm, and less inclined to be toxic in their play. It's nonsensical to pretend this is a neutral issue where both sides are at fault.

If you decide you're going to use up every pallet on the map to keep the killer off you instead of using the distraction created by the stun/breaking of one pallet to get away and hide, then yeah, he's going to camp you. You think he wants to do THAT chase 3 times?

Try for short chases that end in you getting away without 3 generators popping in the mean time, and you're less likely to get camped.
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>>153417598
>>153417849
It's a known bug that is in the game for months, it's not really tied to tabbing, it often happens to me even if i don't alttab.
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>>153423392
It's honestly extremely disheartening to see. When I first saw this game, I had hopes that the devs would strive for a balanced, quality game that benefited good play and didn't favor one side over the other. I was optimistic.
But if the devs are just going to be money-hungry dickbags, then fucking forget it. What a fucking joke.
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>>153423834
Didn't find out he was facecamping until it was too late.

>>153423996
You make a good point. A lot of the people who bitch about camping - I'd love to see them play say, 10 matches as both a survivor and a killer. Highly unpractical, I know, but in that situation you could see what kind of player they are and it would make it an easy decision to ignore anything they try to argue. I don't think all players are as douchey/annoying as you describe, but a majority of them probably are.

Someone who does the palletcamping/pallet spam as opposed to using the pallet break opportuntiy to hide is a cunt who has it coming if they're camped. Same goes for infinite abusers and more often than not, most prestiged survivors.
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Well that was shit. Exit gate dailies are miserable.
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>>153423996
Just started playing teh hillbilly. I try to get my first victim into the basement then I will chainsaw to a gen looks for scratchies, then chainsaw back to look for scratchies. dont know if that counts as camping, but it gives plenty of time for the survivors to get them out. Just experienced my first teabagger guy. throws a pallet and just sits there. Mind you I still have more games fighting rank ones so its all meaningless but i have been getting a sac or two every other game.
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>>153423834
I love how this namefag isn't biased towards survivors OR killers. He's firmly on the side of shitters. Truly lives up to his name.
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>>153424645
It's a good strategy and a nice way to catch the tryhards. Get an easy down, carry them to the basement, use them as bait to catch the infinijukers and other cancer. You may even down both.
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>>153423097
>>153423392
>>153424456

To be fair, pallets didn't really feel the same as they were prior to the Last Breath chapter. We all know that update severely broke killer lunges and their interactions with walls, pallets, etc. but I think even after the fix, pallets were still a little easier to lunge through and teleport through while hitting a survivor.

However, I think that changing pallets to what they are now is complete bullshit. It turns the pallet into a much more protective barrier and I can see it as encouraging palletcamping shitters even more. This was the wrong fix when they probably should have tweaked lunging, but I'm going more off of memory and gut feeling regarding old pallets than anything so I could be mistaken.
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>>153424641
>Pizza Dwight
You did the right thing, anon.
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>>153424641
>that name
>pizza dwight

made me chortle thanks

>>153424645
leaving and coming back to check for scratches isn't camping, but a vast majority of survivors have such a liberal definition of what camping entails that basically anything that doesn't let them unhook their buddy and have them both escape without further injury constitutes "camping"
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The pallet changes have made enduring look a lot better.
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>>153424931
>>153424820
If I was doing a Dwight daily I had to fully immerse myself in the Dwight lifestyle.

I even equipped Kindred because I may as well be useful on the hook I'm going to be spending my time on.
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>>153424713
I did have a match where i got three kills because I chainsawed the rank one and these other two wouldn't stop coming for him. Was a pretty fun match. last person found the hatch or something because they magically exited.
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>>153424931
>>153424820
>>153425110
What's with the Pizza Dwight thing? Supposed to be harder or something or just a meme?
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>>153425345
Dwight is a meme character. Pizza Dwight accentuates the memey flavour.
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>Killers are underpowered

t. Trapper scrub who thinks every place you can vault is an infinite
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>>153425345
It makes the game harder due to your neon red shirt but you will become something of a legendary pizza-Christ to your teammates. Please play more pizza Dwight, anon.
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>>153424770
I'm the third one you replied to.
Honestly, the pallets are just the cherry on top of this shit cake. The devs have made blatant their bias towards survivors for a while now, what with Shadowborn, the meme trinity, the hatch, no fixing of infinijukes after all this time, Survive with Friends, their callous disregard for how crippled Trapper is, nerfing the tractor so it's no longer possible to be trapped there (God forbid the killer actually be able to outplay a survivor) and making it an infinijuke in the process, their continuous sucking up to the Twitch streamers...

But, hey. Saboteur makes a noise now, so killers are OP.
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>>153425849
Man, I don't know how much longer I can enjoy this game. Survivor wait times are way too long since all that shit you said makes people not want to play as killer, and playing as killer is obviously a joke.

Man, why do they pander so. Damn. Hard.
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Think I'm done playing survivor for a bit.
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>>153425567
Who are you quoting?
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>>153426235
Sloppy, do you mind not covering your name any more? I'd appreciate your screenshots more if there weren't such garish decorations obscuring the screen and distracting from the content.
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>crying about swf
Yeah, it's a terrible thing to have friends play with each other and want to talk to each other on comms. Totally breaks the game. And lets be honest here, nobody should be allowed to have friends to start with. Fuck having friends. You should have to suffer alone forever.

For real though, every time I hear a killer complaining about this, it just makes me wonder how stupid humans have really gotten that you have to complain about other people having friends.

And this argument of SWF premades of 4, happens in every game where there's multiplayer. And it's the same argument every damn time. Premades in league break the queue system, premades in COD break the system, Premades in WoW Arena break the system.

People will take any opportunity to complain about someone having friends with them and being on comms.

If you think this shouldn't be in the game, you need to go back to playing single player games. THIS GAME IS ABOUT SURVIVING AS A GROUP. It says it right on the website in what this game is about.
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>>153426408
Sorry, but I have no idea who this Sloppy person is.
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>>153426501
Yeah, yeah. (You).
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>>153426403
Every crybaby killer like >>153425849
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>>153426510
He's some sad fuck that plays this game and posts in this thread as if it were a full time job.
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>>153426715
>valid complaints about how biased the devs are
>"Lul your just mad cuz bad kiddo!!! XD"
Holy shit, fuck off back to plebbit.
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>>153426501
Except there's not even an in-game chat, because the devs didn't intend for survivors to be able to communicate in any meaningful way.
And when they can, big surprise, it's a massive advantage.
Nobody cares if you play a game with your friends because you have friends, it pisses them off because it gives you an advantage.
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>>153426957
Don't even bother, that fuck was definitely just fishing for (You)s.
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Just had a game against what I assume were SWF shitters. Killed them all as Hillbilly on Wretched Shop. Of course they all called me a camper, even though the only camping I did was of one person who was on their second hooking when everyone was setting off crows around me and they weren't even trying to be subtle about their plan.

Perplexingly, they also always suggest that I'm shit and only made it to rank 1 (as if that is difficult) by playing Hillbilly, and suggest playing as a "harder" killer.

It's literally like that image that gets posted here where they all surround the hook shouting camper.
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Check out the clean pants on Pizza Dwight. Gonna try to make them brown.
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>>153427897
I'll make his red prestige 2 meg just joined
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Am I the only one who thinks that coldwind farm is the only well balanced map?
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I'm close to my 1000th sacrifice, how do i make the occasion special?
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>>153428287
which one? there are five. and no, because that's where the Hay Machines of Infinite Safety are.
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>>153428369
>implying combines are infinites

>>153428368
Facecamp.
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>>153428368
Face camp obv.
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>>153428287
No
I have shitty eyesight as it is, the corn fields really fuck me up
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>>153426930
You would fit right in the plebbit with all the killer crying. You're in a good spot right now and it's hard to balance kilkers because newbies always think theyre OP and survivors have a bunch of retard checks before they become easy as fuck. Facecamping and getting juked by the tractor are some of the killer's only retard checks and retard killers can't even handle tractor despite multiple answers to the problem.
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Is Iron Will fixed?
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>>153428953
It isn't the newbies bitching and moaning about killers. It's the rank 1s running sprint burst, self-care, saboteur and spine chill.
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>>153428547
my shit eyes are bad too. the corn map and when they stack that devils fart smog is when they can just do whatever they want if I am the killer.
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>>153429203
uh excuse me it's the Entity's fart smog
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Why do survivors sometimes leave a single scratch near trees, is it triggered by something other than running?
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>>153429018
>It's the rank 1s running sprint burst, self-care, saboteur and spine chill
There is nothing wrong with those perks.
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I've played so long without IG3 I think I don't even need it anymore.
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>>153429772
There is a lot wrong with being able to run all of them, and everyone doing so.
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>>153429772
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>>153428992
Its much better but still breaks 30% of the time but when it works it works way to well.
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>>153430061
I don't understand how they can possibly have trouble fixing it.
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>>153428369
Pretty much all of them. There are combines, yes, but killers can outexploit them.
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>>153429772
Thanks for notifying me that your opinion is free to be discarded.
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>After five or so minutes, finally get into a lobby
>A Claudette with bloody clothes joins
>Oh god please no
>Killer quits
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>>153431617

Try playing on canada- toronto, pretty fast lobbies there
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>>153431725
That's slow as hell. I set it to Los Angeles instead.
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>Playing a match as Wraith
>Only three people to hunt, last person never connected, didn't D/C from the looks of it
>Find a person due to FoV and a survivor offering to remove more of the mist
>Hit them and chase them down, hooking them
>They get unhooked last second, I go after them and find the other two in less than five seconds
>Hit the one that unhooked my first victim, get blinded by the third, take down the same target mid-blindness
>Try to chase down the injured one, get stunned by a pallet five feet away when they drop it

Are pallets just completely broken now?
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>>153425849
holy shit dude, git gud. Saying this as a trapper main.
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>>153431761
Yeah, do this.
t. native Los Angeles resident who exclusively plays killer
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>>153431876
All of his complaints are accurate except for Trappers being overpowered. People are starting to drop saboteur.
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>be killer rank 1
>level 3 billy
>only get matched vs infinite using trinity faggots
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>>153432081
Meant underpowered.
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>>153431851
Killer main here. You're just bad. The fact that pallets stun at the beginning is amazing, since there is no stun period after that. Right after they put their hands onto it, lunge really quickly. Works 9/10 times.
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>Ended up getting matched with Angry Pug
>Ended up saving him on accident
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>>153431876
I'm a rank 1 Hillbilly main, friendo.
>>153432081
>people are starting to drop Saboteur
That's like saying infinijukes are no longer an issue because people are starting to pick up Nurse. It's a less prevalent problem, but it's still a major problem.
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>>153432278
The thing is I wasn't even close enough to lunge at them at all when they dropped it. They basically dropped a pallet when I was standing in an open space and it stunned me.
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>>153432354
This is why you look at the names when the match starts.
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When do you think we're getting that game destroying timeout system for lobby dodging?
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>>153432605

He had Adrenaline Tier 3 and a Skeleton Key.

He got downed and I popped the genny just a few seconds after he went down. He sprint bursted into the hatch that just happened to be there.

https://www.twitch
.tv/angrypug_/v/86675976

Starts at 4:51:50
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>>153432941
>expecting me to not close the fuck out of that lobby when all four survivors light up at once like a goddamn christmas tree
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>>153433035
A skeleton key? Christ, how bad is this guy?
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>>153427897
>level 2 hillbilly
>rank 20

a cute! a cute!
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>Survivors decide to wait and teabag by the gate
>Drift Billy from a distance and down the Meg before she can even react
>Hook her ass
>Dwight runs away like a pussy
>Claudette is too busy pissing her pants to attempt to go through the opened gate
>She heads for the hatch that's now open
>Down her ass before she gets close
>Walk over it as I make my way to the hook

Is there a greater feeling than playing a no perk Billy?
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>>153434331
What does being perkless have to do with it?
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I just had the meme game of the century my dudes.

>Playing recently prestige'd level 9 trapper
>Get the weirdest gen spawns ever, incredibly far apart and grouped together in pairs.
>HereWeGoAgain.avi
>Do terribly at first, just walking around, barely even patrolling gens, I was bored af for some reason
>They get 3-4 gens before I even see anyone
>I have already lost all hope, don't even care about hooking him, going to leave
>Hook him anyway
>Find another survivor, this time a Dwight
>Hook him too

I am leaving a lot out, but this is where it gets good

>Gates have been open for ages, the last Jake and Nea haven't left, they are working on the gen that is ten feet away from the gate surrounded by pallets (which now scare the shit out of me since I can't just lunge attack them)
>I walk up to the perimeter, close enough so they can see me, but far away enough so they know I can't do anything
>Stand there for a minute with them just staring at me, they finally realize I am "friendly"
>Suddenly, not bored anymore, a fire ignites inside of me
>I do all of my normal things to let them know that I won;t hurt them, let them come close, I don't hit them, let them stun me with the pallets, etc.
>Nea gets VERY close to me, touching me basically
>Hit her, but don't chase (yet)
>They both scramble to the exit gates, then see me, cool as a cucumber, slowly stutter walk towards them
>Jake starts to heal Nea, lunge attack and down her
>Jake looks like he is about to make a run for it, but he stays for some fucking reason
>I hook Nea on the hook right outside the gate, then back way about ten feet, signalling to Jake that I was going to let him save her
>He starts to run towards the hook, and I run over as well
>Grab him just as he was about to unhook her
>Hook him (he was the first guy to get hooked I think, so he dies instantly)
>Go back to Nea and baka familia

After the game one of them kept calling me cheap and a noob or something, the other was just laughing (pic related)
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>>153435484
Is your name "Garbage Killer"? That's the only reason anyone could call you garbage that in this situation.
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>>153435484
>>153435695
Isn't a garbage killer a killer who kills garbage ?
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Well fuck you too entity.
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>>153404642
>being blind
>wanting to be hand-held through the game
>not wanting to get rid of a pointless meta
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>>153436452
Do you need one?
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>>153403395

If you remove SFtS and Whispers than Premonition and Spine Chill must be removed too.

Goes both ways.
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>>153438534
I-it's not like I want it or anything.
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>>153438275
I bet you fine with those two perks that make the Wraith useless.
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>>153429881
So what do you do vs 4 toolbox Jake squad?
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>>153440297
You hit escape and then select confirm.
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>>153403395
>can use crows regardless of if you have a perk or not
>it is very unbalanced when people take this perk instead of something more useful in general like iron grasp, agitation, brutal strength, nurse's calling, etc.
???
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>>153440337
Truly ebin
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>>153438534
Which killer do you have it on?

Also, how do you guys rank the Mori animations?
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>>153440297
Let them crawl around on the ground and do some sick drifts.
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>>153440743
Nurse > Hillbilly > Trapper > Wraith

Nurse's is quite personal and downright erotic when used on Meg, Nea or Dwight.

Hillbilly's is a chainsaw execution, can't argue with that.

Trapper's is just simple slashing but at least it's a cool slashing pattern.

Wraith just beats them to death. Boring.
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>Thanks to SWF, we can never have a Thing-esque impersonator killer
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>graphics quality starts to get blurry and shitty as if it were set to low out of nowhere in the middle of the match

anybody else get this feel
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>>153440743
The Nurse's is the best. The rest don't even come close.
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>>153441773
>that look in Meg's eyes

You just know...
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>>153441572
uncheck "auto"
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>>153440830
I agree, though I think Nurse's could use some work. The way her hands just awkwardly, silently grip their throats with no sound effects is kind of off putting. I wish there was a bit more detail put into the Mori kills, like some visible wounds on the survivors or something. Wraith's is the worst, though I do like how he calmly and stiffly just grabs their ankle and slides them closer.
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>>153442321
thanks, gonna give it a shot
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So I played a game where there's 3 gen left standing with only 1 survivor left. He was hidden the whole time so I would expect the crows to start coming but that never happened even after searching for almost 5 minutes. Does interacting with gen bit by bit get rid of them or is it a bug?
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I wonder if Jake likes his coffee black as well.
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>Breaks all my surface hooks in under three minutes
>Only have one left that I get a sacrifice on
>They would've got my traps too if I let em
>Basement on the other side of the map with no agitation or iron grasp
>You got a pip too so that means you also had fun

Bleeding out was too good for them.
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>>153444482
>high rank twitch meme retard eating every hook with saboteur
>"dude learn to have fun"

lol holy fuck, you can not make this shit up. twitch shitstains are literally the worst

also, whispers is bugged and it picks up dead survivors, which will throw you off. normally it wouldnt matter what perks you use at that rank/level but whispers is the one perk aside from lightborn that will be more prone to fuck you up
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>>153444415
J A K E D
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How do we make Unnerving Presence good?

I was thinking maybe that the skillchecks triggered by it cannot be Great, or if they are, they don't grant the bonus progress.

Thoughts? Otherwise it seems kind of useless, people say survivors use it for free checks but if you're approaching their gen there's a bigger chance of them hopping off (more than 8%) when they hear your terror radius and blowing the check.
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>>153446231
Make the skill check audio cue silent within a certain range.
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>>153446497
People generally pull off the generator as soon as the heartbeat kicks in, or earlier since spine chill exists.
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>>153446231
Generator is guaranteed to explode if survivor stops working on it within terror radius.

Skillchecks don't grant bonus progress.
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>>153446582
Give It a 40 meter range.
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>>153445930
>>153444482

Twitch faggots have the pressure from their viewers to perform well, otherwise they'd be called out a shitter and lose their e-peen stroking fans. To them, "fun" is winning at all cost, regardless how well the killer outplays them and toolbox/perks used.
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>>153440830
Trapper should be him him ripping a survivor's face open like he sets a trap
Wraith should be him ripping their head off like he did with his former boss
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>>153446231
>Unnerving Presence
>Your terror range now lingers around after you leave causing confusion among survivors
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>>153446231
Changing Unnerving Presence ENTIRELY

Unnerving Presence:
You gain the panic mechanic which causes survivors who are within 6/8/10 meters of you start building up panic. When the bar is full, survivors are temporarily overcome with fear causing their movement to go all over the place.
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>>153450147
This would severely fuck up:

1) Hatch stalemates
2) Pallet stalemates
3) Infinites

Hell it's a stalemate killing perk
I WANT IT
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Sketched some laughing whores since I can't connect.
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>>153450147
A perk where Killer wins by absolutely doing nothing other than starring at them? Wraiths will have a field day with this.
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>>153451689
Maybe they shouldn't stare back at the killer then and actually try to get away :^)
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>>153451079

well done anon
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>>153444482
>play the game normally
>DUDE STOP BEING BORING AND LET ME LIVE
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>create pay to play game
>design massive, almost unapproachable grind
>don't add 2x BP weekends or anything of the sort to reignite the player base
>don't even jew the player base by selling points
>instead only give players 1 objective to do per day which will earn them enough to complete <5% of a level if they're lucky

why
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>>153451079

this needs a billy/trapper version
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Overall killer perks are way better than survivor perks. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they created some perks for survivors.
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>>153451079
34 when?
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>>153444482
You did good not sacrificing the Twitchcancer and making his stream as boring as possible.
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This game is so fucking stupid.
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>>153450147
Every time someone suggests this shitty panic mechanic in any way shape or form I just shake my head. All that's going to do is fuck over all survivors period, not just the ones infiniting or camping the hatch or whatever. Simply put it would be another case of the window nerf where it hurt survivors playing the game as intended far more than the problem survivors exploiting poor game design. Say no to panic mechanic.
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Why is the syringe a very rare addon while the styptic agent just rare? The only difference is that the syringe reduced 50% of the charges while the agent only 25%.
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>>153461845
syringe can fully heal a ded friend
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>>153461845

nvm I'm stupid, completely heals>one health state

Does that mean you can fully heal a downed survivor instantly?

>>153461905
guess this answers it
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>>153461778
Ok but wait until you hear my killer idea: a shapeshifter that can turn into survivors! Or a clown!
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Getting this message all the time i join lobby. Any way to fix this
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>>153462307
make bochka
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>>153462343
THanks russian retard. Now go back to your trash twoch
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>>153462307
gtfo عبد الله
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>>153462307
Go verify your cache, easy anti cheat disappeared from my drive after updating for some reason, so the game thinks you're cheating. Once you verify it'll redone load EAC and you'll be good to go.
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>>153462307
redémarre ta vapeur ;)
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You can submit questions for the Q&A at 2pm EDT. I don't expect them to properly answer anything, but hey.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/381210/discussions/0/350540780274824582/
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>>153462418
Why are you so rude? Here, look, I'm a big fan of french flag.
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>two or more survivors join at once
>two or more jakes
>toolboxes
>more than 1 medkit
>bloodstained clothes
>skeleton keys
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>>153465867
t. rank 1 killer with meme perks
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>>153465963
>meme perks
Ah, you must mean perks that exist solely to counter survivor perks
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>>153465867
>see one of the above
>switch to nurse
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>>153466038
>counter survivor perks
>carries every single survivor across the whole map to the basement despite the fact that no hooks were sabotaged
I hate sabotage too, but this happens often.
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>>153466434
Same especially when i play Dwight
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>>153465451

Throwed in my idea from the other day, hopes are high.
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>>153465867

Killers will use whatever knowledge they have over the survivors to either dodge a lobby or throw in rare addons...
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>>153467220
I'm fine with the latter, it's the former that needs to change.
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So i just pretended to be a farm bot :^)
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>>153467795
>Those perks
Jesus fuck what is wrong with you
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>>153467795
Nice resolution anon
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>>153467924
Lightborn is just for the memes, everything else is fine

>>153467935
Don't bully for playing on laptoaster
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I really, really love when the killer's face clips into the camera and I can't use my mouse on the score screen. It's great!
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>>153468076
Does the poor anon not have enough money to afford a nice computer? Aww
:(
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>>153465451
>Also questions about new killers/maps and console port, and infinities will not be answered.
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>>153435157
Because then you become skillbilly instead of killbilly
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>>153451079
Nice, really loving the smug.
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>>153465451
there's no point in asking anything, they'll just skip right over anything they don't want to answer, like "Why are you favoring survivors over killers/When are you going to remove sabotage completely/How many killers are there compared to survivors on an average basis"
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>>153469107
You can't be skilled with perks?
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>>153424931
Everything that isn't a free unhook is camping, obviously.
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>>153470789
Literally no one wants to listen to salty fags calling the other side OP, especially the people who made the game.
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>>153471071
Woah, wasn't insinuating anything. It's just that much harder to play w/o perks, especially against meme trinities and he such. Ofc I use perks.
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>>153471492
It's not that that don't want to listen to salty people calling the other side OP, it's that they don't want to listen to killers calling survivors OP because then they'd have to acknowledge that they're pathetic money-hungry dickbags.
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>>153458294
Yes, yes it does
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>>153471492
>It's an objective fact that survivors at high level can shit on any killer with the tiniest inkling of coordination
>It's an objective fact that SWF breaks the game
>"lol salty faggots am I right bois"
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>>153471752
Billy/Trapper laughing at Wraith complaining about pallets because they give his bare feet splinters.
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Does the 99% generator trick cuck you out of objective points if somebody else finishes it? Or do you get 99% of the points you would have received?
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>>153473013
You get the points for how much of the generator you repaired as soon as you stop repairing it. It's not like hooks where you only the guy who finishes it gets a payout aside from skill checks.
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>>153465451
>60% of replies are thanking devs for their "hard work"
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>>153461778
You're just a shitter survivor if you think it's a bad idea, the effect would only ever activate if you're a retard who stays within 8 or so meters of the killer.
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>survivors just sitting at the exits, refusing to leave and standing there waiting for me to try to hit them

What's the point? You're wasting your own time as well as mine. Fuck playing Killer is so boring.
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>>153475004
Legitimate chases often have the killer in close proximity to you while you try to lose him via walls. It's ridiculous enough that every killer would run it since there isn't a counter to it aside from maybe sprint burst.
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>>153475004
Not him but I don't think we should be adding features to the game, just fixing the ones we have. I think the original idea of removing either the great section of the QTE or having no sound warning is just fine.
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>>153475379
If you can't lose a killer after 30-60 seconds you deserve it.
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>>153475004
That's a fucking terrible idea
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>>153475706
>Requires you to see them
>During active chase
Yeah nah
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>>153475824
>give me free kills because I'm incompetent: the perk
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>>153475676
>what are predator and bloodhound
So basically if you ever get hit once you deserve to die is what you're saying. Solid plan friendo.
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just dropped a Meg story in, kind of short but whatever.

http://pastebin.com/JF83mRL3

I forgot about Nea - do you guys want hers next or should I skip to killers?
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>>153476001
Might as well do Nea
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>spend 8000 points on a mystery box as a killer
>that's about half of the points you get in a typical match
>ultra rare darkest moonlight offering
>can't share offerings with survivors
>can't even scrap it for blood points

I honestly don't understand what the fuck is wrong with these developers
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>>153477274
Your first mistake was assuming the developers would ever accommodate for killers.
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>>153475039
If I'm playing Hillbilly I just chainsaw around the map until they fuck off.
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>>153477545
It's not even exclusive to killers. Survivors can get fog clearing items too. Just a dumb decision that has been around since beta.
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>>153477612
Literally the only use of this is to make silly private lobbies with friends. Have everyone put on a thickener item and make it impossible to see.
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>flag player as cheater
>still allow them to join lobbies and destroy them

THESE

DEVELOPERS

I

SWEAR
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>>153479563
Look, kicking just the cheater from the lobby is really hard okay
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>>153450147

Another great tier 3 ability to add

If a survivor physically touches you, the entity should grab the survivor instantly, skipping the sacrifice and hooking process entirely.
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>>153481074
Your joking right?
you honestly cant think thats actually fair
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>>153481453
What's wrong with it?
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>>153481453

Of course I am.

The panic mechanic is fucking stupid. It's taking an elephant gun to shoot a fly.

Stalemates and infinites need to be addressed individually, not with a universal dumb as shit mechanic.
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>>153481518
Everything
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>>153481852
Ok good i thought you went full retard
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I'm just going to tab out now whenever the third survivor is dead and wait for the last guy to win. What's the fucking point? Just a waste of time.
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>>153483539

>Not drifting until you hit a tree or the survivor
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Feels like I'm just playing against psychic Trappers tonight.

Inb4 git gud
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>>153450147
please dont ever try to make a video game or work for a video game company
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the killers should be able to scavenge chests
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>>153446497
>>153446864
>>153446714
>>153449630


I really like these ideas and put them all in a notepad to maybe send as a question to the developers during their meme stream.
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>>153483539
Deerstalker my man.

Otherwise leave the third on a hook and give some extra space for them to come for a rescue, then chase after the healthy guy while you make note of where the wounded one went.

Otherwise you're mostly correct. I got rank 3 Deerstalker on my Billy yesterday and the last guy was just the whole time as I let his buddy bleed. Finally he just bled out and I spent another 10 minutes scouring the place for this fucking loser Claudette. Ended up rounding a corner in the crushed car labyrinths and there she fucking was, walking right up to me as we both searched for the hatch.

You might as well look around a bit, sometimes you get lucky.
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>it's a "survivors have free reign to do whatever they want because the devs are fiercely devoted to forcing SWF groups who can heal themselves in a manner of seconds and are in constant communication onto killers" match
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>>153484248
Maybe stop playing Pizza Dwight
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>>153485026
Their mods screen out suggestions from the """questions""".
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>>153443902
Calm spirit and good stealthiness.
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>>153485532
Stop being so salty you got a pip.
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>>153485947
>Millennial Gamer
KYS
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>>153461948
Yeah I run empathy with it and when the killer downs a survivor I run over before he picks them up and insta full heal them. Pisses the killer right off.
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>>153486504
Hey, I think that's the joke.
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>Europoors set their download regions to a US server
>Complain about laggy killer when they get matched up against US players
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What if the game had a MGO style perk system? Like you have 5 perk points and could pick and spend them in any perk you have.
Like
3 points in Iron Grasp + 2 in Agitation = 5
2 points in Iron Grasp + 1 in Agitation + 1 in Tinkerer + 1 in Deerstalker = 5

Obviously some would need to be rebalanced, and not necessarily 5 points total, but I think we'd actually see diversity in perk builds.
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>>153488009
Sorry, this is grind simulator 2016, not an actual decently balanced game.
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>>153488009
But then you wouldn't have to play two hundred hours to get a fully built character with all the person you want and that would make people stop playing. :(
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>>153488009
It's baffling it doesn't have something like that, considering you have to get 3 levels of each perk.
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>>153488009
>>153489070
Dumb idea move on
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>>153488398
O-one day they'll let us sacrifice items and offerings for points... one day...
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>>153489490
DBD dev detected
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Do you think the killers ever hang out and talk about boys?? ^-^
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>>153490861
Kys korbin
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>>153490861
No but Dwight and Claudette do.
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>>153491341
So Meg's a lesbian?
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>Wipe the team out incredibly quick
>Decide to give them a 2nd chance
>Go to a corner, let the Claudette struggle out and count to 10 before I begin the hunt again

It's like I'm really playing hide and go seek
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>>153491564
Meg loves Nea.
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>>153491894
Meg thinks she can tame Nea, but girl! That'll never happen!
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>4-0 sweep
>survivors throw a shitfit in post-game
>complain that I'm a laggy host and blame the lag for their loss
>ask them where they live

>mfw they say Montreal
>mfw I live in Los Angeles
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>>153491886

That bitch was fucking infinjuking.
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>>153492502

Did they finally fix the fucking achievements? I finally got the perfect killing one.
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>>153492502
The problem is you let Claudette go. Never let Claudette go, they're all cancerous faggots.
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>>153493020

They were all Claudettes
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>>153493145
Then you should have left them on the ground like the trash they are.
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>Finally decide to check my Hillbilly Bloodweb
>First perk is Iron Grasp

Oh boy
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>>153490861
Trapper has a giant hard on for Meg since she always sprints straight into his traps like a slut.
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New multiplayer horror game

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=754557916
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>Start game as survivor
>Shelter Woods
>It's a Hillbilly
>People getting chainsawed from long range left and right
>That growing horror when you realise you've got rank 20s on your team
>One is even a Dwight
>That sense of wonderment when the Hillbilly lets you have the hatch because you were the only one who wasn't retarded
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>>153496557
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>>153496557
I doubt I'll be able to play it properly, I only have 2 hands after all.
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>>153497443
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>>153496557
>There are people who'd actually get off to this
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i recently started to the game for getting better at playing i started to watch twitch streams. so this angrypug guy i copied what he does in jungle gym's but ingame killers started to add me after the game or facecamped me and raged about how i abused "infinites" after the game am i missing anything? i dont think they are infinites but are they?
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>>153501434
Holy fuck this actually made my blood pressure rise.
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>>153501434
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>>153501713
UNNNGH SOURCE HAAAHHHHH
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I hope they never patched Driftbilly
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>>153502056
Didn't they?
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>>153502056
They will and Asylum will be even more miserable that it already is.
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>Beat all survivors
>They get so salty they leave a comment on my profile saying I'm a shit killer because I use NOED
>They didn't even get the generators running and were downed without it
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>>153501784

no idea anon, I had a crop laying around, It's some succubus templar assassin art
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I would feel bad if they weren't all Claudettes.
I would also feel bad if they didn't literally run at me.
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>>153501434
This is some good bait, I think I'll use it as copy-pasta in two threads.
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>>153502056
>Implying it won't be up as soon as possible
>Implying they won't add another infinite loop to asylum somehow
>Shelter woods suddenly gets two infinite loops somehow
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>>153503925
It's all yours, my friend. I found it on plebbit, but it was unironic. It broke my soul. I had to share it here ironically.
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>>153504056
Reading the steam forum is equally soul crushing, with the additional benefit of knowing that the devs are probably actually reading this garbage.
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>>153465451
how the fuck are some of the people that bad at survivor? I mean I suck ass, but I can still manage to get 8k-10k points, unless I get fucked over early on and team mates just leave me on the hook. some asshole is talking about being level 20 rank 20 and only able to get 3-5k points per game.
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>>153504361
Yeah, what was worse was that the comments weren't even calling him out. Usually in Steam forums you get an INKLING of sanity. Here? No. They were all saying "lul gym is not infinite, he's just not gud"
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>>153496557
wtf. Make the monster a rapist, open the game on patreon get followers from /d/ and /aco/ and you will end up making $4k a month. Don't even have to ever release the full game because those zombies will throw all of their money at you for YEARS.
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>>153501434
Im not even sure. Nowadays i force a pallet drop at jungle gyms and immediately go back to patrolling gens.
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>>153505705
>Jungle Gyms
What's this pertain to? One of those semi-infinites?
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>>153505705
yea. I don't give them the pleasure. break the pallet and move on while they sit there and "teabag" and scream "DUDUDUDU" like that bearded autist
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>>153505449
this
if i had skills even close to that I would be making at least 5k a month from desperate /d/ lovers
Add some content for everyone (all things you can customize/toggle so you don't have to view fetishs you hate)
Just make some futas, some shotas, some furries and boom you've made a living
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So that "pallets stun at the beginning of the animation" change is a decent killer buff after all
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>>153389151
I stopped playing for a while and when i came back a bunch of shit got changed. What did that do to sabotage, and what's the significance of the pallet change? Did the devs just listen to the retarded survivor mains again?
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>>153505820
I believe they are referring to those odd building like things like the ones in the junkyard level. usually two pallets and two windows. At least that is what I think they are talking about. either way its not worth wasting time on them.
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>>153505984
hell yeah. you have to be RIGHT next to it to get stunned. like, most things that would of stunned me last patch don't do shit to me now
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>>153505820
>>153506105
no, a jungle gym is one of those small enclosure with thin wooden walls and several windows/pallet spots
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>>153506154
It also makes the stun a little shorter, and the killer/survivor animations will have more overlap, giving him less time to run
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>>153505984
>>153506154

Seriously? You can seldom surprise them with a lunge anymore and get them mid animation. The second they hit spacebar, you're stunned. Before, you could fake them out and get a wild hit on them.
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>>153505820
>>153506105
>>153506193
There are structures similar to the wooden enclosures on MacMillan maps. Autohaven has some really annoying spots but nothing as exploitable as the jungle jim shit.

2 windows 2 pallets and the ability to always see the killer's location and accordingly reposition, or the ability to waste a fuckton of his time with endless looping.
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>>153505930
its such a cash cow its fucking ridiculous. The guy who made TiTs is making close to 23k a month FOR THREE YEARS basically making an interactive book for furries.
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>>153506648
>TiTs
What a fucking disappointment that was.
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>>153506648
He doesn't even write most of it. He has fans write most of the content FOR FREE. The guy is either a genius or stumbled upon a gold mine with CoC
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Holy shit I love post-game banter.
These survivors were so assblasted that they told me to git gud at the game with "AI," clearly not knowing there was no AI implemented.
I guess they just couldn't take their loss and they had to resort to calling their adversary as in, the person who wiped out their entire team bad at the game. Classic deflection tactics.
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>>153506732
hes top fucking Jew is what he is. I'll admit I'm jelly because, like you said, all of the new stuff is all submissions free of charge. 100% percent profit 0% work.when he opened up his quick starter it hit $100k in donations in less than a week.
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>>153505820
its where babbies go
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>>153507062
I'll admit that when I first started playing I thought that the killers who were face camping were bots. it just seemed so unnatural to hook someone and literally just sit there for two min and not move
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>>153507062
>Score
>1647
>I didn't lose
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>fix 4/5 generators by myself
>get caught by nurse
>2 healthy survivors who did fuck all don't even attempt a rescue
>just leave

Right, that's why I don't play survivor anymore. Fuck these rituals.
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>>153507062
>tard wranglers

heh
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>>153507375
Nah, I didn't facecamp. Even if I did, that wasn't what they were saying.

They were saying that I was so bad that I should practice against AI, like this is some fucking game of Smash.
That was my first clue that I was up against retards.
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>open game
>dodge a few SWF lobbies
>exit game
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I like the jungle gyms. There is a lot of room for mindgames. Sometimes you catch them/get caught almost instantly, other times the chase can go on for a while.
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>>153506708
>Every new addition is more fucking futa because god forbid any other fetish get something
>Not even cool aliens it's just animals but now they're ayyylmaos
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>>153439864
I don't even run Perma or Spine Chill because I have eyes and ears. Things that you could use to find the Survivors instead of having to be carried like a baby by your "I'm to lazy to actually find some one" perks.
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>Suffocation Pit against a Hillbilly (suddenly a lot more of them show up I wonder why :^))
>Get into game and a survivor is gone, still need 5 gens
>One guy gets caught after one generator
>I 99% one as he's hooked
>Myself and third survivor manage to save him
>He doesn't get the concept of not sprinting, he doesn't last long even though we unhook him again.
Third survivor gets caught after 2 more gens are started, i save them once, can't save them again due to camping, even after i started the 99% gen to try to lure
>Last 3 gens are all close to eachother, even for a trapper let aalone a hillbilly.
>I manage to start one with hit and run tactics (Took some time until he found the hatch)
>Use his position to find hatch myself, just wait like 10 seconds for him to go too far and jump in.
>He's buttmad I took so long to beat his ass even though there was a few times i was sure he should have seen me and even sprinted off leaving tracks.

He's Rank 1 of course, I was 6 at the time.
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>>153509939
>it's a breast milk scene

The first planet actually had a lot of promise. Slime girls, those flying vagina monsters, tiger lamia aliens, robot nurses. You know, stuff you would expect in a space setting. Then it quickly became "I'm a fat transexual panda with a 20" penis in space": the game. What a waste. What a fucking waste.
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>>153509984
That's cool dude but hunting down that last survivor can take ages without that perk.
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>facing two megs, a claud, and a jake as killbilly in macmillain estate
>I only have iron grasp, they are loaded with perks save for the claud
>get a wild chainsaw across the map on an unlucky Jake
>people keep saving each other because they know Im never around, just like their dads
>I keep coming back fast enough to down another before long
>hang em, leave em, come back to get another
>my dick is covered in blood

>get another wild half map chainsaw on a Meg I saw disappear around a corner, just a shot in the dark on where'd she be
>hit infinite using claud through the window of the mineshaft

I'm cummmmmiiinnnnnnggg
>>
Is Whispers still bugged? There have been a lot of updates recently and I was wondering if it was worth revisiting.
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>>153509984
I love this "you can see the Wraith through walls" meme.
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>>153512019
>hear autistic gurgling
>walk away
So hard.
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>>153512721
He doesn't start making that noise until he's right on top of you.
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>>153512786
It's like 10m. You'll hear him before he gets around the wall giving you ample time to hide.
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>>153392439
>talk to the devs
>u
>****ing
>putting spaces between question marks and the ends of sentences
I hate turbo autists, where do these fuckers come from?
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>>153512947
I like the 48m directional warning that premonition gives. It's indispensable at the beginning of a round. Nearly everytime, it means they are hopping gennies toward you, and that chugging genny you are working on is a dead giveaway that they should check the whole area. It gives enough time to walk away, wait, then jump back in when they give up.

10m is enough to a start for a chase, but I'd rather just skip that. One thing that does confuse me is when people double down on Premonition AND spine chill. wtf is that shit.
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>>153398856
>>153399981
>>153400195
>>153400635
>leave the game for 2 weeks
>perma banned for closing a lobby
w-wait what did I miss? I got diagnosed with cancer and I miss some kind of mythical memeing by the devs
>>
What the fuck?
Just got stuck in a match I was winning. Had to disconnect.

Holy shit, FUCK these fucking devs. What the actual fuck?
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>>153512947
10m is about 3 seconds of movement for the Wraith, or less, and you're obviously working on a generator which will drown it out.
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>>153513641
>winning
The only one who ever wins is the entity.
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>>153513724
Your hearing is shit if you seriously have that much of a problem hearing wraiths.
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>>153513739
It literally tells you that you get a "Petty/Ruthless/Merciless VICTORY" when you end the game, you lore autist.
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>>153513724
>3s of movement for the Wraith
BING BONG DING DONG
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Why do the Survivors even bother trying to run at this point?

Is it just to spite the Entity?
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>>153513992
presumably because getting murdered by spider claws really hurts
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>>153513870
>lore
I don't give a fuck about lore, I was just making a joke about how nobody who plays this game is a winner. It's all just a grind.

Holy shit you're autistic if you can't recognize a simple joke.
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>>153513898
I don't see what point you're trying to make here. I don't even use spine chill for the Wraith, he's a joke. I use it for Trappers who are terrifying and never ever lose you.
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get hooked and die. get stuck in this position and it wont let me just die. DC from the game and lose all muh points.
WTH is this shit?

Also when you complete a ritual do you get the points as soon as you complete it or when you claim it at the ritual screen?
Done with the survivors now so I don't have to worry about the sac bug anymore.
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>>153513870
>get petty victory
>lose pip
>not enough points to get a single node

victory. yeah, sure, that's what it is.
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Oh boy, time to be a worthless piece of shit.
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>>153515003
>censored meg face

kek

keep em coming slop
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Just played three matches in a row with tool box guys. they jsut break all the hooks so when i do catch one I just have to try to make the basement before they wiggle free.
I also found that I am a terrible trapper. I can trap people all day but i can never get to them in time.
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>all these salty killer mains ITT
jesus, do you guys ever stop crying?
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>>153519779
if killers could teabag, the world would be different
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Kinda felt sorry for the poor bastard.
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>>153520163
>low rank killer
>"lol git gud nub"

>high rank killer
>"sorry senpai"

kys, Sloppy
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>>153519779
When the game is actually balanced and fun for killers at all levels, sure
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>>153520967
how do you know it's him??
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>>153521734
The perks and appearance for one.
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>>153519779
Sorry for wanting a fair and balanced game for both sides.
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Damn, that was a close one. Almost lost my toolbox with the good add-ons.
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>>153523919
heehee
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>>153523919
good one ******
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Mmmm I can taste the salt.
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>coal tower
>all rank 1s
>3 of my traps disappear before i can even touch them
>every hook not in the basement disappears
>all 4 have sprint burst

nerf killers omg
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>>153527196
wtf i hate survivors now
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>>153529770
wtf i hate devs now
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>a patch that literally only fixes bugs
>Killers bitch like no ones business
Its like pottery
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>>153526004
I don't see what blurred pink name has to be so salty over, he pipped therefore he had fun.
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>>153530491
What?
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>>153530623
>Fix bugged pallet bullshit
>Fixed a bunch of other random bugs
WTF?????????????????????????????????????? LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO 4 HOOK SURVIVORS NOW DEVS PLZ??????????????????????????
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>>153530923
Where are these post you're talking about?
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>>153530923
>"Fixes" pallets to favor just spamming the spacebar key for free stuns
>Fixes all of 1 bug that was affecting killers, not the peripheral bug, not whispers, not getting stuck in pallets, not getting tossed into the netherworld if someone jumps out of a closet
>Survivors bitch about the 1 exploit on their end that was fixed
>Killers rightfully complain about getting basically fuck all
I AM SILLY
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>>153531151
>not getting stuck in pallets
That's in the patch notes bruv
>not getting tossed into the netherworld if someone jumps out of a closet
Also in the notes. Lmao
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>>153531323
>"Fixed"
>Still happens
Lmao
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>>153531323
>dude, you claimed that only 1 bug of the several that affect killers was patched but actually it was 3 so your entire argument is invalid xDDDD
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>>153531518
>Killers literally can't be assed to read patch notes
Can't make this shit up holy shit.
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>mfw trying to find a shitter-less lobby late at night
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>>153531323
>>153531598
>It's in the patch notes!!!
>It's not in the patch notes
Are you posting from your time machine where the devs have fixed the game in 2064? The only shit in there about pallets is the balance changes, closets aren't even mentioned.
>>
Glad pallets still don't work for me when I play survivor.
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>>153533214
you also ran into my trap, don't forget that
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>>153533345
Yeah I kinda was kinda pissed at that point and was thinking about traps.
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>>153533432
wasn't
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SWF people get so salty i was just using the last guy to farm out blink stick daily cause i killed them so fast
>im gonna get banned
XD
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>>153534516
Looks like I got off easy. I'm only getting my BP wiped.
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Went from Rank 6 survivor with 3 pips to Rank 2 with 0 pips tonight. Pretty good progress. If only I had similar progress with Nea's perks.
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>go to chainsaw someone on a straightaway as they head to a pallet
>chainsaw's touching their back while they're still at least 2 ft from the pallet
>they're instantly warped to the other side of the pallet while I'm stunned despite not being very close to it
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wew
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>>153539810
>Has the crutchiest of the crutch perks
>Can't even hit rank 1

and to think behavior caters to these people
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>>153539810
Does Stridor actually help you find people? How exactly does it work? All I know is it increases the sound they make, but it's not like you'd ever have trouble hearing a wounded person.
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>>153539979
According to the wiki it makes their breathing 50% louder while hurt and 25% louder when not hurt. Just follow the noise to the survivor.
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>>153540105
I don't see how the 50% louder breathing while hurt would help, unless it actually increases the distance from which you can hear it.

I suppose 25% louder when not hurt may help if it somehow lets you hear them breathing while crouched behind an object. I don't even know if they make noise while not moving.
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>>153539902
sporting the full meme quad but still dies like a retard while accusing his slayer of hacking, it's a classic

>>153539979
>>153540105
>>153540164

it's alright i wanna say. finding wounded people who are hiding isn't always easy, and i find that it helps me to zero in on their location easier. the 25% actually helps quite nicely. i'm not sure how effective the perk is though without some manner of keeping your prey stuck in the wounded state
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As a survivor main I like to to take big black cock up my ass daily.
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>see 3 jakes join
>decide this is my last game for the night and to go out with a bang
>burn ebony mori and slaughter them all
>3 rank 20s and a rank 7

whoops
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>>153505984
Yeah, I can't stun Billy during his chainsaw sprint anymore. I must wait until he is under pallet, and if I do so, I'm already dead.
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-unhooks-
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>>153451079

That's pretty good!
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I wonder if I should try the driftbilly thing.
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>>153546983
It's fun.
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>>153548163
Settle down senpai I did my rituals
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>>153548163

g-gettin there...
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>>153549175

>go for a game
>game crashes mid match
>launch it again
>blue screen

I don't know what it is, even when I'm not recording it happens from time to time... I lliterally have a double hard time to get to rank 1 playing without any perks, addons and offerings... I'm fucked.
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>>153548163
Yea, I haven't done my dailies. What are you gonna do about it, huh?
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Some people get real good at multitasking

https://my.mixtape.moe/prdyqs.webm
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>>153551727
fucking kek
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What could they potentialy give out as rewards for hitting rank 1 every season? Ideas?
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>>153554192
Survivors get a t-shirt with an infinite symbol.
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>>153555175
It's better be one of those glow in the dark ones.
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The best feeling the world.
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>>153555374
Enjoy it while you can, in a month it won't be possible due to inevitable nerfs.
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>>153554192
Cosmetics, but more likely an irrelevant amount of blood points.
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So, a dev posted in the steam forums the other day and said that they are close to completing a brand new type of matchmaking, that will make things smoother for everyone, "especially survivor groups."

A friend of mine who also plays DBD is convinced they'll be announcing 2v8 mode.

Thoughts?
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>>153555949
Your friend has his hopes really up. It's most likely that all you have to do is ready once, exactly what it should have been from the start.
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>>153555949
Lobby dodge bans for killers that don't want to deal with swf.
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>>153556105
hopefully

>>153556106
not a good solution, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was it. Here's the thing though; knowing these devs, knowing this game's history, I expect a 15 minute timer to be implemented, but I also expect it to reset to 0 if you quit the game and relaunch it. And I don't expect that to be fixed for 3 or 4 days
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a nurse is trying to farm points and doesn't want to kill me while I'm trying to get rank 1 w/o perks ama

this is happening right now
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>>153557519
do you have a cute dick?
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>>153557519
>>153557763

As cute as you'd imagine.
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>>153557898
Oh. Daily. I was doing the same thing. I'm not killing anyone with it. It's like infinites, but reversed.
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>>153557898
I don't see what you have to complain about dwighty, you pipped therefore you had fun.
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Can they just remove Asylum already?
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>>153558417
that only applies to killers. KILLERS have fun if they pipped

survivors need to get a 4/4 escape, at least 1 pip, and to avoid being hit/hooked even once. then they've had fun
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>>153559413
but it's fun, you don't hate fun, do you?
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>>153541885
Go away Dwight.
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>>153559413
Remove?
They're going to add more variants, each more annoying than the last.
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>>153559809
I am Pizza Dwight main and this is not true.
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>>153560026
Nice try, no true Dwight main would shave the stache.
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>>153560026
I ordered a large sausage pizza, not small, go away dwight boy.
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>>153560368
But I can't deliver pizza without my cap.
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>>153559484
>Killers have fun if they pipped
This is untrue
>Match is filled with jungle gym bullshit
>All my traps gone within a minute
>Gens popping off every time I start chasing someone
>My hooks are gone
>Finally hook someone
>Rest of match spent whacking people trying to save him
>Pip from brutality/deviousness, 1 sac, survivors obviously in control of the game the whole time and stomping me hard
>"You had fun!"
Also
>College wi-fi
>Warned for shitposting on /ck/
Who the fuck here is shitposting on /ck/
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>>153560780
do you have culinary classes?
you must find this /ck/ shitposter
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>>153560780
yeah dude obviously it's untrue. it's a fucking meme m8. nobody actually believes that

how did that go over your head
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>>153560526
You can't deliver pizza even with the cap you inept retard.
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>>153561285
I can. Medkit = pizza box. I should deliver it untouched, but I can eat some to heal if needed.
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>>153561434
You can only heal people with mud, not pizza.
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>>153559484
>KILLERS have fun if they pipped

Go back to the steam forums and stay there.
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>>153562532
please see:

>>153560989
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>>153562934
>Guys I was merely pretending
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Survivors need more teamwork focused perks (Empathy, We'll Make It, Kindred, No One Left Behind) and less 'fuck you killer' perks like Sprint, Spine Chill, and Premonition. Killers should also get a perk that persuades them to leave hooked survivors. Something like 5/10/15% faster entity progression and 5/10/15% bonus sacrifice points for whenever they're at least 25m away from hooker survivors. Deerstalker promotes unfun gameplay for the Survivors, although it might be fine if the Survivors got a perk that allowed them to raise themselves from downed.

Plunderer's Instinct should allow chest items to have random addons. Max level Deja Vu should reveal ALL generators, the exits, and chests (and it still wouldn't be good).

Hatch shouldn't give the 2000 bonus points if the exits are powered. Killers should be able to close exits (15 seconds) if the survivors are fucking around. If a game reaches 30 minutes long (only happens if survivors are fucking around) the Killer should get a +20% movespeed buff, and go through windows/pallets 100% faster.

Nurse's Calling is a dumb perk that punishes teamwork. No thanks. Lightborn shouldn't dim vision at all, it still wouldn't be a very good perk.

Rank 1 Survivor & Killer (not that rank means much at all), mostly play Killer tho. Pic unrelated.
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I think this film represents the current state of the game better than any of those horror movies.
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pregnant women are severely underrated in video games. the next survivor should be a pregnant woman
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>>153563118
Lurk
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>>153563709
Should be a picture of Claudette while trapper and hillbilly glare at her, otherwise it's a great comparison
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>>153563887
>all Mori animations default to her having her unborn child brutally aborted by the killer

I'd play her
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>>153563118
oh okay i'll stop saying things sarcastically as an obvious joke

nobody does that ever, on the internet or in real life

not ever

go fuck yourself kiddo ;)
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>>153563709
very apt
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>>153564704
You're very upset over people not finding your joke funny.
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>>153564992
>>153564704

you both sound upset. please, try and take it easy for the next couple hours.

we'll all have plenty to be mad about after the livestream.
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>>153565148
Fuck, I forgot that shit was today. I was too busy being mad about the latest patch. Will there ever be an end to my suffering?
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>>153564025
>not wanting to dive in front of the killers attack, sacrificing yourself so that they may live
absolutely disgusting
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>>153565148
There's nothing to be mad about in the stream, we already know we'll get
>No answers to anything important
>A sweaty dev almost admitting that survivors are completely broken and swerving at the last minute to talk about hairstyles
>Stream spam
>"We're looking into it"
>Non-answers to good questions
>Real answers to stupid questions
We need a bingo chart at this rate
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>>153565518
You assume that just because we know it's coming, it won't make us mad?

>>153565283
yes when the livestream ends and we all kill ourselves
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>>153565859
suicide is not a joking matter
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>>153565518
Forgot to add
>Half the questions are pointless lore shit
>20% of questions suck off the devs for deigning to answer
>Another question that asks about the dev's personal lives
>Devs just read a question, look at each other, and move on
>Nothing new or remotely interesting discussed
>Matchmaking is coming "Soon"
>Alienware laptops (Free space)
>They wave some stupid toy around to act quirky
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>>153563531

There is no way you can legitimately think of more teamwork based perks that wouldn't look like some real abominations put together with glue and tape.
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>get a full 4 man wipe
>all rank 1s
>they say GG, fun game, good mindgames, etc

Best day of my killer life ;w; No salt!
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>>153566509
I'm guessing they all got a pip. They will flame the shit out of you they don't even get a black pip.
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>>153566141
>Why do you think the killer population is declining? Any plans to try and change this?
"Well, we think a lot of people like the game, and a lot of those people like playing killer."

>Any plans to balance sprint burst?
"Sprint burst has already been nerfed a couple times..."

>hi devs thx for the great game i think killers should lose blood points while camping!
"We could do this..."
"Yes, it's certainly an idea..."
"I don't know..."
"We are looking into camping and lobby dodging as issues, we are working on it."

>saboteur was nerfed too much now is uselss
"We're still working with saboteur, we may increase the point gain."
"We could do this.."

>hi devs what is your favorite ice cream flavor and will nea get more cosmetics? THX!!!!
[they spend 25 full minutes addressing this question]
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>>153566704
Only 1 of them got a black pip.
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>>153566791
>Any plans to balance sprint burst?
Why would it need additional balancing?
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>>153566840
oh look it's a terrible song about how broken survivors are

oh look the devs like it

no shit
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>>153566840
>kidphix
didn't that guy rage at one of the anon killers from here a few days ago? calling the billy a wallhacker
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Salt feeds me. Yum.
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so killers gets instant games due to population?
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>>153570710
Matchmaking is poorly done, so not instant
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twitch tv pickledream

infinite abuser + salty = fun
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>>153570710
Basically. I've never had to wait longer than 20 or 30 seconds for a full killer lobby
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>>153571571
>twitch streamers
>fun
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https://www.twitch.
tv/deadbydaylight

starting soon lads, hitman monkey already confirmed in chat
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I'll try to write down any interesting Q/As so you won't have to suffer
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>>153571665
You didn't play after nurse patch, did you?
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>stream hasn't started
>they aren't aware their mics are on
>speaking french
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>>153573570
yeah man, I've put in at least 40 hours of killer play since the nurse patch; never have i had to wait long for a lobby

the real bad matchmaking issues are just for survivorbabs
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They just mentioned The Crawler in French. The mics are on and they're talking in the background, but you have to crank your volume.
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>>153573821
Another "accident" like with those screenshots of Nurse on stream 2 weeks before update.
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they're literally playing that kidx song on the intro, god bless its muted
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>>153573821
What did they actually say? Anything meaningful or just "blah blah the Crawler blah?"
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Ok, the stream is starting off with one million technical issues

>>153574397
Nothing special, just a mention
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>>153574025
Now we got to see their wooden block at pax :^)
>>
They've been having a one-sided conversation for 5 minutes now because they're talking to their guy at PAX on Skype and we can't hear his audio
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I wish I could go to pax. I'd play survivor and run an infinite until they kick me off.
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What happened to "devs will address SWF/Matchmaking at the beginning of a stream"
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>Can we refund useless shit?
>[Joke]
>[Excuse for all killers to get useless shit]
>doesn't actually answer the question
>>
Q. Why would thicken the dark mist exist for killers? This is nonsense, no killer would want to use it. Any plans to fix?
A. Very interesting question. We have decided these offerings should be available to everyone. Some killers can take advantage of these.

Q. Will there be a system to refund items you don't want?
A. Maybe. It would be nice.
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>>153575103
to be fair survivors also get that useless shit
>>
>devs implying they'll hide perks for survivors until the game is over

LITERALLY SOMETHING! HYPE!
>>
Q. It hurts the killer that dead survivors can tell killer perks to their SWF friends
A. It would be ideal if SWF players had that hidden OR we make a system to make it more clear what perks every player has.

Q. Are you going to add languages
A. Who cares, I don't give a shit. Gay question.
>>
Q. Do you plan on adding Nea cosmetics? Maybe make her look like Avril Lavigne?
A. Yes, it could happen. Will it happen? I don't know.

Q. In which region are most people playing
A. North America. Obviously. You fucking retards.
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>BODY BLOCKING NOT INTENDED
SURVIVORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BODY BLOCKING NOT INTENDED
SURVIVORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BODY BLOCKING NOT INTENDED
SURVIVORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BODY BLOCKING NOT INTENDED
SURVIVORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>BODY BLOCKING NOT INTENDED
SURVIVORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
Q. Do you consider bodyblocking a legit strategy?
A. "I personally don't think so". It's used in an unwelcome way, and not intended. We can't go into details on how we'll fix things.

Q. Will you adjust driftbilly?
A. Yeah
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Drift billy no!!!
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>>153575587
>implying they're not talking about survivors blocking other survivors
>>
Q. Were you planning on adding more rings to the blood web?
A. You never know (no)

Q. Why does Meg have louder breathing?
A. "I don't know" "I don't know either"
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>are you thinking off adding more expensive nodes in the bloodweb?
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>>153575776
S-shut up, I want to believe they're acknowledging how stupid it is to intentionally run towards the killer
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>>153575709
This was my biggest concern, thank goodness they're aware of it.
>>
Q. Have you ever though about combining maps for a mode with extra players?
A. Performance issues :^) so no

Q. Gay lore question?
A. Gay lore question.
>>
>durr when will survivors get powers
>They literally already have aura reading powers
>These are your average survivor mains
>>
Q. Who does the concept art and can he be on a stream?
A. Matt. Sure.

Q. Please add resolution settings
A. Uhh, you can change resolution
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I'm rank 1 survivor, I see maybe one meme trinity surviver a week. Are they all 4 stacks or killers on here just salty
>>
Q. Thoughts on after-game chat now that you've seen it?
A. I don't love it. I love the idea of it. Too many bullies.

Q. Can you upgrade the bloodpoint boost items so they aren't shit?
A. It wouldn't be hard. Sucks to be you
>>
>Are we doing stuff?
>Yes
>Also here's a cool thing we're NOT GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT ;)
>>
>Are we doing stuff? Yes we are.

There's your matchmaking answer. Good job team. We did it.
>>
Q. Will you add the ability to go prone?
A. No.

Q. Are you fixing matchmaking?
A. Yes.
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>>153576496
>Q. Can you upgrade the bloodpoint boost items so they aren't shit?
>Yeah it can be done
>"The question asked if I can, not if I will" shit eating grin

Made me laugh but i also found it irritating
>>
>devs don't even know what small game does
>>
Q. Will you change Small Game since it focuses on one killer?
A. "We might" "Maybe other killers will use traps" "Maybe we'll merge it"

Q. What's the statistic of killers who try Lightborn and then unequip it?
A. We don't have those statistics. We know it's not used a lot
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>>153576939
They don't play their own game. They've streamed themselves doing it maybe once as rank 20 survivors and getting ripped apart by a killer with a functioning brain, leading to the survivor dominance meta we have now.
>>
Q. How old are the survivors
A. "Can we reveal their age" "No"

Q. Was DBD inspired by movies or games?
A. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ASKING THIS QUESTION REEEE
>>
>With nurse teleporting would you think about giving back infinite hop spots?
Are you fucking serious senpai?
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>>153577159
Reading the questions in the thread the day before the stream is a headache. 60% of them are pointless lore questions or retarded questions like that.
>>
Q. The controller is slower than the mouse
A. Interesting. We'll look into it. (he really said this)

Q. Are you planning on adding personal stats you can look at?
A. That'd be great!
>>
>Why'd you make this game
Money, you fucking moron. Holy shit.
>>
I like how as soon as the random system pulled up one or two actual fucking questions they stopped using it and started cherry picking easy shit
>>
Q. What was your main reason to create this game?
A. Shut up, faggot.

Q. Any plans to change survivor move speed?
A. Nope

Q. How many traps exist in the maps? Does it change with the map
A. It changes a little bit. Not always the same. About 8 traps
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>How many traps are there per map?
Not enough, god damn. More importantly why do you give a shit, you won't be using more than 2 or 3 if someone has saboteur.
>>
>ignoring all questions about unbalanced survivor perks
>ignoring all questions about infinites
>ignoring questions about dwindling killer population
>ignoring the slow death of their game
>>
To be fair, Hope really does suck ass.
>>
>>153577821
HOLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER IT
>Now they're bringing up reddit threads
>1.8 million games, refuses to talk about unique players when games can be over in 5 minutes if the survivors are a meme team
>>
>People in chat asking for Iron Grasp nerfs
But why though?
>>
Anything of note from stream?
I just found out ark is fuckibg everyone over with a $20 dlc and am curious if dbd will add to the disappointment.
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Q. Will you buff Monstrous Shrine?
A. We'll look into it (no) We'll look into stats more and make changes based on that (we won't)

Q. Why does Hope exist?
A. *dodged*

Q. What are you looking to balance about the Nurse?
A. We have to make sure not to make change just because lots of people complain

1.8 millions matches played in the last week

Talking about killer k:d ratios without telling us which killer ranks where. "It's pretty ok"
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>>153577715
Where did they do this
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>>153578117
Just read the updates from Q & A anon, it'll save you the bandwidth of listening to the stream itself.
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>>153578129
The entire stream
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Q. Wasting the last 10 minutes trying to play a music video instead of answering more questions, really?
A. Of course!
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>Filling time with a music video
>They can't even figure out how to play music
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>>153578348
Well alright
>>
Great an hour long circle jerk with no information, all ending with a shitty song that blatantly celebrates how broken high rank survivors are! Hooray!
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>they're making flashlights rarer
pffft
>>
Wow better items for survivors and no equivalent for the other side? Awesome!!!!!!
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No more questions

-We're working on adding more *stuff* to the blood webs for everyone.
-This is an image of a new flashlight variant
-More items will get variants
-A "Broken Key" item which functions like a Skeleton Key does EXCEPT it can't open the hatch. More common
-The Rainbow Map. Works like normal map, but comes with addons so you can track everything on the map.
-Nothing for killers shown
>>
>We're gonna add more shit to grind for in your bloodweb! :)
>Here's a new flashlight it'll just permanently blind the killer
>We're gonna buff flashlights too so you can break the killer's legs with them
>Here's another version of the skeleton key in case you need to use the retarded aura shit more often
>This map tracks more stuff. Wooooaaaaaaah
>LITERALLY
>NOTHING
>FOR
>KILLERS
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>>153578120
>Q. Why does Hope exist?
>A. *dodged*
>Not even going the lore route saying the Entity feeds off hope and when there is no hope left in someone they turn into killers
Do they even care about their own lore?
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>>153578659
They said they're adding stuff for both sides anon.
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>>153578779
The point is they only showed off shit for survivors and not even a single item for killers, which is an incredibly blatant snub. Killers will probably get some useless bullshit that they're hoping they can quietly patch in with no outcry.
>>
I love how they were like "We're gonna select questions randomly" And then swiftly realize that could result in like, actual, difficult questions. So they just started picking questions about new add-ons and how cute the characters are FUCK ME FUCK MY ASS FUCKING KILL ME
>>
Last minute questions

Q. How about a killer that can board up windows with a hammer and nails?
A. STUPID. FUCKING. QUESTION.

Q. What's your #1 priority?
A. Cool question, Ahmed! To answer your question, I'll list off 10 different priorities since there are more than 1 of us :^)

Q. Is the Hillbilly extremely cute?
A. Yeah

Q. How can you fight point farming?
A. "Because we can and we will" ? ? ?

Q. How do you feel about Dwight and Nea's perks
A. I like them :^)

Q. How did you decide Nea would be Swedish
A. We wanted to appeal to the Muslim audience
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>>153578939
Add-ons aren't on multiple killers only one killer gets add-ons, while the equivalent is items for survivors which are universal and easier to balance. They're probably still working on new stuff for killers.
>>
Q. Do you want a Lawn Gnome Killer
A. Ok, fuck off picking these questions

Q. Killer with minions?
A. Seriously?

Q. Will you add an item sho-
A. "WAIT ANSWER THIS NEXT QUESTION FIRST INSTEAD"

Q. Is there any way to know what bugs are known?
A. "I cannot answer this question right now"

"We're over time now"
And then they immediately cut the stream. Bravo.
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>>153579285
They still could have shown ANYTHING and it would have been better than "Hey look at this cool survivor shit ok thx bye don't ask about killers." At least it would have shown what ideas they have for helping killers so people could call them retarded for it.
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>>153579143
>Q. How do you feel about Dwight and Nea's perks
>A. I like them :^)
So they intentionally made a shit ton of useless perks to force grind. Nice.
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The most important thing they've shown in the stream is that they're giving survivors the ability to see killer's auras within a 32m radius and other survivors in a 48m radius using a common item. Sweet!
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The new survivor items, 100% guaranteed to make the game more miserable for killers.
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Im.at class, calculating the optimal angel a muscular shemale would thrust her dick inside me. And unable to watch the stream.
What did the devs say that was bullshit this time?
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>>153580142
They personally called for your execution and promised killer buffs if someone sent them your head. I hope you'll do the right thing and neck yourself so that the game can be saved.
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>>153580142
Are you seriously so blind that you can't scroll up and see the several posts documenting the latest """""information""""" dished out by the devs
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>>153579841
Green is rare anon.
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>>153580410
Rare is common
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>>153580410
>green
>rare
Do I need to show you the amount of green items I have on my killer? You just need to savescum here and there and you'll exceed the hundred easily.

>>153580487
I hope a truck runs you over.
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>>153580654
That is the specified rarity on it, yes.
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nevermind, i'll just look up the stream i guess. thanks for being helpful, assholes
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>>153581080
i'm not a brony, stop fucking around, please don't make me keep this trip on
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>>153581080
>>153581098
>>153581245
Kill yourself
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>>153581376
hey look it's foxy or joe or one of the other resident namefags who somehow thinks they're better than me because they leave anon on

we're exactly the same, baby ;)
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>>153581592
>>153581376
>>153581098

stop with the stupid 4chins drama we have a disastrous stream to bitch about, and that's at least on-topic
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>>153581732
ok, keep replying to yourself and we'll keep bitching about the stream then

seriously though are they allergic to real questions?

I could FEEL their eyes just glazing past actual concerned players and real quesitons as they hunted for questions about lore and cosmetic items, it's fucking embarassing
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Didn't catch the stream, did they say anything about stopping sabotaging every hook or infinites? Maybe items for killers?
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>>153582709
No, no, and no.
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>>153581732
And now you're using a fucking trip? I'm done. Hope you get permabanned from 4chan and kill yourself once you realize no one likes you anywhere you go.
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>>153582709
no, no, no.

But they did talk about new items for survivors, and how they're still planning to put an end to lobby dodging.
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>>153582771
oh so because you don't like me that must mean noone likes me even irl?

wow dude, nice logic :p
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>>153582742
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can feel my trap, and my hooks, even the killer population. The games I've lost, the time I've lost, won't stop hurting. It's like it's all still there.

*Gasps for breath*
You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our fun.
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>>153583101
Uhh, maybe. It's something we could look into. I just can't answer that.
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>>153582909
So the game will become unbearable unless you are bullying someone as a survivor after waiting an hour to get into a lobby?
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>>153583234
we've looked into it, we're working on it
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>>153583234
Next question
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>>153583445
>>153583373
What's your favorite color, and how does that relate to the increasingly bad manners the survivors are exhibiting to the killers?
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>>153583584
kek
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>>153583584
Red, and interesting story about that. I was on the farm combine as Dwight with his red shirt, and I just blended right in! So that's something we're going to be looking at well into future. Uhh, looks like we're all out time here.
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>>153583584
Blue and red are my favorite colours.
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>>153583059
Please go to reddit Korbin
no one here fucking likes you
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>>153583715
>>153583703
What is your opinion on the Palestinian conflict, and do you plan on incorporating this into the game in some way?
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>>153583896
We've had a lot of great feedback about blood points, and the blood web in particular. After reviewing the data, we can see that a large majority of players would prefer less of a "grind", so we've decided to push back the next big update to incorporate an item shop for the players. On September 9th you'll be able to purchase Blood Dollars in bundles of 500, 2000, and 5000 which can be used to purchase great new items like Dwight's propeller cap or Meg's niqab.
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>>153584280
And once you are president, are you thinking of incorporating the bloodweb into the day to day life of American citizenry?
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NEED THREAD
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>>153585420
what's wrong with this one?
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>>153585420
AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION
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>>153585846

It's about to die idiot
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>>153586791
>these are the people who complain that mods delete threads whenever they die naturally
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>>153586884

What the hell are you on about? Why are you even bringing up mods?

We're on page 2 and 3 threads away from being purged.
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>>153587067
maybe he isn't talking about you, mr.defensive
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>>153587281
>>153587281
>>153587281
New Thread
>>153587281
>>153587281
>>153587281
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>>153587067
He was talking about the guy you were replying to I'm assuming.
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