Dota 2 General - /d2g/

"I want to kill myself"

- EternaLEnVy, 2016

>envy runs into 3 heroes to cast icewall
>dies

really makes you think if you are on his new team

Getting laid is easy guys, just be yourself

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>>153360518

>>153360518
no its not

>hey man i think you are cute
>gets punched in the face

Drumpf will lose

>>153360518
>/vg/ turning into /r9k/ again

We all know how the story goes. Yes, you can be confident and yes, girls are into getting laid, but if there are more attractive men available to them, you're fucked unless you lower your standards.

No need to discuss this.

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Hey, isn't that Anon over there

I heard he's been playing Dota for YEARS and STILL can't play Meepo

What a total loser

>>153360702
shittery won't even break 40%

>>153360650

that's why gay folk have their own social gatherings dumbass, just put a red hankerchief on your left pocket and walk into a gay bar.

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>>153360518
NO ITS NOT. I ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET THE GIRL NAKED AND KINKY BUT WHENEVER I SHOW MY DICK THEY SMIRK AND EVEN IF I JOKE ABOUT IT THEY GO "OH SHIT ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH ANON I GOTTAGO"

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>there are people in here with 5inch dicks or less

>that Chinese purge.
lel.

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>>153360356
>>153360518
W-where do i find 40 single (meaning with ne boyfriend nearby) girls in one night? Should i approach two girls, which are obviously friends, or not?
H-help me gulag

>>153360790
How big is it?

I have a small one, but that has NEVER happened

>>153360790

turn the lights off and always go down on her first

>>153360518
I know it is but I'm gay so it's easier

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>tfw black
>tfw small dick

at least i'm 5k

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>EE Invoker

How is he so bad at this hero? He keeps fucking up combos, never change his item build, and I've never seen him use ice wall during these couple days

Are you guys ready for Kaipi vs Escape?
I know I'm not.

>>153360879
5 inches as I said I'm a grower and not a shower
>>153360895
I want to feel a mouth in my dick so its hard to do that with the lights off

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>>153361078
>tfw white
>tfw big dick
and 5k

post ''''''under'''''lord pic please

>>153361183
5 inches is not small

Just finger her first, she won't care

>>153361262
nice try white boi

>>153361183
>its hard to do that with the lights off

no it's not.

>>153361183
>i want to feel a mouth in my dick
Anon no thats not how you sex

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>thread on r/lol about how to make the game better
>half the posts are "do X like dota does"
>riot employee appears but only replies to a few posts that don't mention dota

I didn't believe it when someone said LoL is dying but holy jeebus that looks like a convention of depressed pessimists on suicide watch

i wish to cuddle with aiushtha and enjoy her delicious farts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs [Embed]

i bet they smell like freshly baked bread and sunshine

China just dropped fucking everyone. Like, every team not named wings has dropped at least half if not all of their roster.

>>153360807
hai hai!~ akari nee-chan ^^

>>153361078
>tfw white
>tfw big dick
>tfw 4.5k

>>153361526
Obviously.
Anything that isn't #1 is a failure.

>>153361526
>be newfag enough to not know this happens every year in china
>be slow enough to posts something from hours ago

I feel sorry for your parents.

>>153361183
She can't suck you with the lights off?

What kind of retards are you dating?

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what the FCUK man ?

>>153361606
Hi hi.. How are you?

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GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. *HOLDS UP BOLTER* MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

- BATTLE BROTHER -

>>153361785
oh fuck its arma

>>153361850
Who did you think it was? Lol

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>>153360807
Big Dick is not so cool too...
My dick is pretty big and pumping blood to the best hard shape requires a lot of heart work and sometimes it makes me a bit dizzy...

A good succ from a qt makes me feel better tho.

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We predict who will pay Wings squad gorillion dollaridos to play for their team , pic related is mine

>>153361909
i knew it was u
lolol u really got big dick? im not gay btw ;pp

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>>153361385
>going to league of legends reddit
what the fuck is this thread coming to

New hero :

Mampuji , The Schmffrmeffuffin

Str, meele

Skill 1 : Spitrify

Spits on the target, turning him into a stone.
If the target didn't die during the duration, he will recover all the damage taken.

Cast Range : 400/700/1000/1300
Duration : 4

Cooldown : 14/12/10/8

Skill 2 : Demon Swing

Equips demon blade and swings in demonic manner. It does nothing but if an enemy attacks you, the sword will break and will replace the attacking enemy's active abilities into Demon Swing for a certain duration.
The only way to get his abilities back is by casting this himself and getting attacked by any unit with abilities or waiting the duration or finishing the channel.

Debuff Channel time : 3/4/5/6
Duration : 5/10/15/20

Cooldown : 16

Skill 3 : Recasting
Refreshes his mind and replaces this ability slot with last ability he used.

Cooldown : 10
Manacost : 225/150/75/0

Skill 4 : Hell Blitz
Sends out a dark sphere in a straight line, made to shatter a foe.

Range : 1000/1100/1200
Damage : 230/360/490
Spitrified Damage : 460/720/980

Cooldown : 7

rate pls

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>midas a creep Pit Lord is rifting to

>>153361642
This didn't happen last year. A lot of the players being dropped have been on these teams for a while
>eleven, chicken and lanm gone from ehome
>ferrari gone from ig
>no maybe or xiao8 in lgd
>hao and mu gone from newbee
>Q ejected from cdec
>dropping fy
Why would they do this

>>153361981
believe it or not the internet has this amazing thing where people can share links, and most people has a few retarded friends, of course that doesn't apply to friendless neets like yourself.

>Come home from camping
>Apparently rushing to image limit and starting new threads is a thing now

Are we be raided while we sit in the post-shuffle purgatory of no good Esports?

>>153361960
Yes it is

>>153362170
remember when you had to join a fraternity to make up with people as many as this

praise the internet, frats are ded

>>153362158
>having this
>you will never be taken to the base
I feel bad for you son

>>153361385
post the thread link
i want all leage baby tears

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>3 standins on kaipi
I have a dream

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>>153362247
>being a subhuman phoneposter, a pathetic redditor without any images saved on his Personal Computer (preferably running GNU/Linux) or even worse, both of the above at once

>>153361912
Its not that big that its a monstrosity or anything similar to it but its big enough for someone to feel it afterwards for a while after im done with them

>>153362292
looks like it's squishy like foam.

>People are talking about cocks and dicks

MODS?
MOM?
FUCKING HELP

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where is singsing >.<

>DOTA 2 has degenerated so much in skill ceiling and level that Drow first pick is now viable when it was laughed out previously due to immense weaknesses in it

??!?!

>>153362170
à friend who plays league of legends is not a friend

>>153362483
>I'm retarded, the post

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>>153362483
imo its the bailout items

>>153362483
>>153362563
this is true thought.
Pit Lord + Drow combo killed this patch.

>>153360748
Then lower your fucking standard you piece of shit. You really expect that you are in no need to do so?

>>153362640
>Pi
stopped reading

>>153361960
Why do you care btw?

STOP PICKING MIRANA IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY HER REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>153360790
And you, you insecure son of a bitch, grow a pair, smirk back and show her that size doesnt matter

>>153362743
t. retarded 3k shitter

>>153362771
there are people who can't play neumirana? literally how

>>153362467
wca quals

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THIS THREAD WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 MINUTES

ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

REPEAT
ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

>>153362765
just asking lol

ee shutting this sd's banter DOWN

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What are some steps I can take to avoid tilting?

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>no huge titty hero
Why live?

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>he's a filthy text poster

>>153363234
mute chat
just do it and dont type

when you actually think in how many games the shit you read from your allies actually helps you win the game you will come to the conclusion that it literally never happens

they might say a thing or two of value, but it will be followed by flame and arguing
and even if you think it doesnt affect you it does

it also works for raising GBP which increase the quality of games

>>153363234

Don't play the game.

It's been shitted upon for 6 patches straight.

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>tfw

Should I just stop trying with WR?

i literally forgot spectre is a hero lmao
and she was op like 2 weeks ago ro soemthshit

>>153363558
Thisisbob comic

We have been eating Icefrog shit a long time

>>153363558
blizzdrone your grammar is slipping

>>153363152
Ok then

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Post yfw you didn't fell for the dota 2 meme.

>>153363675

I don't even play games anymore, couldn't care less about your gaymur wars.

The fact is that dota is pretty much babby's 1st moba now, they've buffed literally everything into a 5man shitfest since every hero has solo kill potential now.

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>all these filthy mobile text posters
amazing Americans wake up and the thread goes full reddit why am I not surprised

>>153363501
I fucking hate the fact that getting matched with decent, English speaking teammates is now akin to winning the lottery while being struck by two different lightning bolts. What a joke of a MM system

>>153363665
Spectre was only OP because 99% of players can't fathom ending the game before the enemy hard carry is 6 slotted. In the era of Drow+Venge aura deathballing, where players actually can fathom it, farming is the losing mans game

>>153363605
It's a really situational mid, decent against 4p1, but you probably pick her offlane, so you should kill yourself familia.

>>153363814
>most praised patch ever
>BAAAAAW BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

loving every second :^)

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6 decides

rtz strim in 2 days boys

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Even reddit is finally waking up to Valve's shit engine.

Remember when people laughed at SCII engine for being bad? Source 2 is a fucking travesty. I'm fine with shit cosmetics and stuff because I don't buy them and they aren't part of the core game, but honestly how can you excuse a shitty engine that eats inputs if you execute commands to fast and has constant memory leaks and huge fps issues?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/50amjy/give_us_a_performance_patch_pls/

>>153364350

by whom? The new post TI3 generation of 3ks and reddit? Big woop. Nice shitpost dumbass.

why do I always get ppl that speak spanish in my games?

>>153364429
>Lebanese poorfags crying about FPS drops
lmao

>>153364579

>it's OK just buy 2xGTX 1080, it's the way it's meant to be played ;)

Why is this kind of reasoning so predominant among male teenagers?

I-I'm gonna do it guys
I'm gonna p-play a game of dota 2

>>153364350
6.84 was the most praised patch ever, you know it's true because I said it

>>153363501
This
The chat wheel and pings is enough for a pub, if you really want something you don't type GUYS CMON LET'S DO THIS, you ping like a fucking retard, throw in something like >Push now and everyone follows.
There is no other way.

>>153364486
>muh TI3

AHAHAHAH kys faggot

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>>153364667
I don't know anon, it works for me.

....what a fuckign general.
wewlad

>>153364667
I have a gtx 660 and I have 0 problems running it maxed at 60+ fps

>>153364680
try not to have suicidal thoughts while at it

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time to let it all out fellow american white bois

https://www.reddit.com/r/learndota2/comments/4z77uo/meetup_megathread/

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>>153364371

>>153364783
If I want to play with redditors I could just join the /vg/ channel, nerd.

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>>153364429
>people THIS poor that can't afford a proper gaming PC complain about performance
LMAO, poor people shouldn't be allowed to play.

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why are there so few imageposts???

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>>153364958
nice reading comprehension fucktard

>play csgo
>get into a match in 30 seconds or less
>play dota
>still finding a match at 15 min

dotards what the heck?

>>153364531
Are you new to dota?

If you are an American, and like to play on American servers, be aware, Dota is huge in Peru and Peruvians infest all servers.

>>153365065
>literally deleted the post from last thread

LITERALLY FOR WHAT PURPOSE WHAT THE FUCK

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Dead game

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>cs:go pros : fit, alpha, tattoos, white
>dota 2 pros : arabs, chinks, manlets, slavs

explain this dotards ?

>>153364981
Every high-placing TI player has guaranteed spent most of their time on shit-tier rigs

>>153360790
You forgot to tie her up first you retard

>>153365065
>Dust 2

>>153364892
this pic is so old, i still dont get it, didn't he got what he ordered?

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>>153363814
mobas were always casual games for shitters too bad for wc3 ladder and were explicitly created for this singular purpose

>>153360748
>ugly guys expect average women to lower their standards for them instead of lowering their own standards and settling for the landwhales that they truly deserve

whats this ESC draft ?

zinderman wtf have you done...

>-25
>+24
>-25
>+24

when will this meme end

>>153365262
what he ordered was funny

>>153365540
when you stop being average

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i'm jumping ships to mlp fandom
guten nacht faggots

>>153365262
He ordered something retarded that no one would agree to make if ordered in person.

>>153365624
much better lewds await you breh

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IF THERE IS HELL, THERE IS ME
WITHOUT ME, THERE IS NO PAIN

>tinker aghs
wew fucking lad

I doubted Bone tinker desu

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>Could push and win at 25 minutes
>Team chooses
>CHOOSES
>To not push and lose at 50 minutes

Does this shit ever end? Does it stop when you reach a certain MMR? Why do people choose to lose I just don't understand it...

>Oh we wiped the enemy team and could EASILY get racks and back with no casualties
>Instead let's just farm jungle
>Alright team now that the enemies have had ample time to farm their items NOW let's push highground and GET FUCKING WIPED AND WATCH THE ENEMY JUST WALK RIGHT TO ANCIENT AND WIN

JUST WHY?? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???

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>>153366005
>2.5k range magic damage dealing autoattack that also has lvl 3 split shot and doesn't reveal you
>stinkers most ignored skill
why are people so stupid

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>>153366040
Me too. And look where we are now.

Hello, I have 1900 MMR

where is this patch?

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>First day of my Uni's fall semester is today

I really hope that the cute Bulgarian girl I met last semester is in one of my courses. Today I will strike up a casual conversation with her and make my appeal as a man.

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>>153366675
sorry, no patch for texposting subhamans

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>>153366707
>Paying minimum $80,000 a year for the privilege to pour me coffee

I'll allow it

Wasn't there supposed to be a darkest dungeon announcer pack at some point?
What ever happened to that?

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Would you lick her armpits?

>>153366791
I don't pay for it, my parents do. I also won't be pouring anyone any coffee since this is a very strong career choice for this area with good jobs and I've got some connections.

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Why didn't SingSing Ethereal Blade himself so he woulnd't die to the Siege Creep?

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>Singsing

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>>153366738
WHERE IS PATCH!!??

kaipi's draft was awful, what are these casters talking about

>singsing is good, he just needs a t1 team
is d2g ever right?

>>153364371
ham
pepper
pineapple
jalapenos

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>>153366675

>>153367046
He just needs a tier 2 drafter

>>153366912
No, they look inhuman

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>>153367017
when its rdy ;-)

>>153364371
Order from Pizza Hut, they're way less fucking greasy.

I actually feel slightly ill after eating Domino's these days.

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>>153367017
We literally just got pitlord, give valve a break. Lots of stuff happening behind the scenes

>>153367095
>gets given signature hero
>still shit
>i-it was just the draft ;_;
yeah fuck off

>>153366136
You either start spamming ping for this shitstains to start doing something (wont work probably) or just push by yourself, It never stops, people want to stroke their egos as long as possible, they will rather get few more kills and risk losing the game rather then actually finishing

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what is he stealing nowadays?

>>153367356
egg noodles

>>153367356
pros

>>153367319
>Playing Mirana vs Oracle (who can negate all of a Mirana's nuke damage with two skills) and Kunkka

Yeah fuck off

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Whats next for him?

>>153367319
>shitshit gets his (now OP as fuck) shitnature hero
>still shit
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>153367497
im not following Col did his brother really kick him?

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>>153367356
This fat fuck is stealing wons

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Marmelade where are you? I want to play dota with you.

>>153367582
Their currency is wons? Why do they even need to win anymore then?

>>153367623
more like poopalaide considering he's a shitposter lmao

>>153367579
Limpp and Handsken left

Chessie has """""""""""""""""health issues"""""""""""""""""

>>153367579
Yeah, massive twitter fight, he called him a fat diabetus cunt

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>>153367497
Feeding off more pros (Both in energy and body) and continuing to kill off NADota by dragging potentially good players into the shitty team of him and Mr. Drop My Eul's and Die for A Meager 15+ Mana

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>>153367623
Adelaide messaged me to tell you that they don't want to talk to you anymore because you're depressing.

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>>153367695
Don't bully my girlfriend!

#gimbo

>>153367783
you're a shitposter too imma call you Kumpoop from now on rofl

>>153367762
you're all depressing weeaboos

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>>153367762
You're lying, Adie would never do that to me.

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>>153368000

>>153368000
triple consecutive digits of truth

Does maut actually know anything about dota? how the fuck did that autistic faggot cast at ti?

>>153368224
LD threatened to not cuddle with gabe every other weekend if they didnt let maut cast at TI

>>153368224
Maut is my dad so stfu

>>153367717

>when there is a rumour that rtz is going to join a chinese team

>>153368224
Connections.

why is everyone watching wow on twitch when the game is total garbage?

>>153368393
new patch maybe?

why is everyone watching dota two on twitch when the game is total garbage?

why does no one watch lizarddota

>>153368393
Video game addiction is real, it's the brain's psychological dependence on the stimulus provided by the game and the endorphins released by completing in-game achievements. Fortunately it only afflicts stupid autists who are entertained by boring button pressing.

>take a long break from Dota
>don't want to play on main
>play ranked mid 4k on smurf
>8 others are speaking Spanish and one guy is silent

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ENGLISH SPEAKING PLAYERS ON US SERVERS.

wtf is this roaming pa meme

i had one im my game now i watch some high lvl morph replay and see it again

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>>153368738
lmao I left in fucking 2013 when the Peruvian hordes started arriving. The best team anyone could possibly get on US West right now is 4 chinks from Vancouver, there is no best team on US East because it's 99% Peruvians.

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ACHTUNG

D2G

ACHTUNG

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/50b64r/iama_ceo_founder_of_the_gd_studio_lead_designer/

>oh hey a lone mirana what could she possibly do against my ult : d
t. bonesama

>watching lewd stuff when i can't fap it out
>dick harder than collapsed stars
>watching lewd stuff with the full intention of fapping
>barely getting it up to a decent level
am i some sort of cuckold

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PRAY 4 KAIPI

PLD is so fucking bad

he threw poison instead of immediately disrupting the luna

he literally waited for luna to have 50 hp to do anything

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I was about to play but saw some random lewd pictures by accident so

What was the last thing you fapped to? I need some fresh ideas, guys

>>153368393
New expansion is out plus its tradition plus it shares viewers with overwatch and hearthstone

>>153369167
>when i can't fap it out
Like in public? You're probably an exhibitionist.

Not surprising it's one of the most commonplace fetishes there is.

>>153369170
aaaand the difference would be what? the spell that came out between that poision usage and disruption was brain sap or whatever its called, and that is undodgeable

>>153369225
ur mom lol

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>>153369225

>>153369328
You get 2 illusions at 250-300 hp and have at least a chance of getting away if he thought luna was dead he should have not even bothered

He is fucking bad

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>>153369037
>Additionaly start doing content again at The GD Studio for other developers esport titles.

I'll definitely buy a copy of the game if it means the GD Studio starts hosting Dota 2 events. I may even buy a few copies for my friends depending if there's a packaged/bundled deal.

TI6 Shuffle so far

ON PATH TO TI7 CHAMPS TIER
SEA
>Team Secret is SEA now since Gooks has took over the ArtEEzy curse
>Execration Pinoy dream team is complete (Abed + Dj)
>Meracle on a discount TNC who has a shot at a spot on majors (mineski qualified on all of the majors)
>icex3 possibly going to Fnatic
>Jimmy + pinoys loves trolling and will find new sponsors
>MVP will probably find some SC junkie and turn him to dota

COMPETENT CHALLEGERS TIER
NA
>Col and DC are stable
>Shame the good players of EG left
CIS
>Interesting shuffles from Russian teams
>Ramzes ready to kick asses
>Navi is stable as ever (Sonneiko might peak this year who knows)
>Shame Alliance lost the good players

CAN RECOVER BUT DAMAGED HAS BEEN DONE
EU
>Kaipi finally has a chance of getting a spot on majors
>TL looking good
>Possible S4 and Miracle pickup
>"2 major champs" OG is a clusterfuck and I love it

THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
China
>Wings the only stable team while everyone dissolves like air

>>153369415
Nobody would let them host a dota 2 tournament ever again.

>Check filter
>66 hidden posts

God I love 4chan X so much, no role players, no avatarfags, no watching people get baited by roleplaying avatarfags, it's glorious

>>153369398
so what you're saying is that you have literally nothing to add apart from 'there COULD be a chance that escape would screw up', which is true, but really, thats all it takes for you to call him a shitter? when he didnt even shit anything up?
nice backseat gaming broh

>>153369483
Buzzkill.

>>153369450
>China
they only care about their March-April shuffle and putting in some power months until TI. Everything else is streaming season for them

>>153369526
>Go to save luna
>Don't use disruption immediately
>Throw poison instead
Dotards
????

>>153369450
>col is stable
>literally just dropped 3 players
stopped readan rite der
>>153369607
or
>go to save luna
>literally nothing you can do to save luna
>'oh fug I hope people dont flame me on d2g for that!'

>>153369450
>Col is stable
>All of the swedes just left

>China
yeah its fucked lol, all of newbee disbanded

>>153369689
>See you can't do anything to save luna
>Go anyways and puts himself in risk of dying
DOTARDS?

>>153369270
i don't think that's it
i was memeing before but i think it's actually the same effect as when you can't sleep when actively trying but quickly fall asleep when watching tv or reading a book

>>153369689
>col
Oh shit sorry for that one
I just recently read that one

>>153369775
read
>>153369820

>>153369789
>its a dotard desperately tries to nitpick pro players so people around him will think he knows what he's talking about but hes just another backseat hindsight substance lacking commentator.

>>153361918
me on the right

>>153368393
WoW is easily the greatest game of all time.

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>luna is a bad hero
-dotarsds 2 gayneral 2016 year of our lord

>>153370218
she is though

>>153370105
its not even the best game in its genre

>>153370353
post the better image you know which one

>>153370353
thought this was gay porn from the thumbnail

we all know that bloodseeker sucks becuase you can lmao tp out

so what if for every 5 units you move during rupture there was a % chacne of you being ministunned, like 5%

there fixed

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how come Invoker doesnt use his quas wex exort enery balls as projectiles?
like make a fucking spirit ball or something

>>153370753
what if rupture worked like mana leak instead

>>153370753
:)

>>153370353
>her foot touching the top of the door

uhh, proportions?

hey guys,i need some help

i'm not very good at killing enemies, i only farm

everytime i see an enemy,i don't know what do to,i'm kinda scared of what tricks they have got and because of this i always run away

what should i do ? btw my main is razor

>>153369775
they didnt disband, they just released all rosters on the valve page to make it fairer for the transfers.

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>>153370353
>drinking someone else pee
literally worse than scat and gore

>>153370753
>Rupture now lets Bloodseeker sense the heartbeat of ruptured victims, ministunning them once a second for its duration

Literally all it would take to make him viable.

>>153370959
>What should I do

Kill yourself for being third world and not even trying to hide it you goddamn camel fucking sand monkey

>>153371095
>piss is worse than scat
fuck off with your degenerate fetish
faggot

>>153370825
you die - you get stunned?

>>153370959
get out bsj

>>153370959
pick awoo

>>153370965
I was talking about the one that accurately depicts the Dota 2 playerbase and Valve

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>>153371182
excuse you I have standards , NTR is the superior tag

>>153370218
shitty picture, good hero, godlike voice oh shit i gotta listen to it and fap again
fuk you m8 why you had to do this to me

>>153371309
oh but that's another girl

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>>153367717
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

purge casting so comfy

>>153371841
Based the idiots need to be payed way less

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LUNA
U
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Bone-chan!

>>153371841
>China dropped literally every single team for trying to earn more than a bowl of rice a day

Fucking China man, every day I wake up and thank the gods of every religion I wasn't born in China

are you rooting for kaipi or escape?

Boner carried the fuck outta that game

>>153372008
literally badCelestia

>>153372095
Im rooting for my boy The Coon.

>>153372051
don't chinese players make a ton of money in comparison to western players

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>>153372095
>am i rooting for this tier3 team or some other tier3 team


L M A O
M..M
A......A
O..........O

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Navi WILL rise again. Mark my words

>>153372217
The Chinese teams make the money sure, but it's China, the players probably get 5% of the winnings and if they complain even a little bit it's to the firing squad with them.

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>>153372490
After they'll get rid of Dendi, Sonneiko and Artstyle they will rise im sure.

>>153372490
like they do everytime around ti, they will make one ''good'' showing at 1 honeypot tournament to ''justify'' them going to ti and making gaben more shekels

>>153372627
>putting your phone in the back pocket
but why?

>>153364751

All that cash and >60hz

JUST CAME BACK FROM SHOPPING
WHATS THE SCORE BOIS

How come Kaipi is playing good recently?
Boner isn't feeding as often and the whole team seems to be much more synchronized.
I'm unironically rooting for them now.

>>153372908
1-1

>>153373008
they have stayed together for quite some time now, they actually looked really strong with zai on team but this EE or thecoon guy or whatever guy seems legit enough.
they might be legit major qualifier contenders at this point

>>153373008
Bone7 is taking this team to a different direction, he said in his recent interview. They're much more teamplay oriented now, but i think they're still lacking good pos1 and pos4 players.

>>153370027
>Letting his carry die and potentially feeding
>Nitpick
>has no arguments
>personal attack
K

>>153372051
more like some egotistical cunts contest their market values despite being paid millions

>>153367219
Dude no, I work at Pizza Hut, our food is greasy as shit.
Every medium gets one squirt of oil, every large gets two. The golden butter on the crust is sprayed from a can onto raw dough so it can soak in fully by the time it thaws. Our stuffed pizza uses those Kroger 1 dollar mozzarella sticks. The amount of grease on every pizza with extra cheese or pepperoni is fucking insane, I don't know how people eat this stuff without getting sick. I tried a stuffed crust pizza and literally got nauseous from all the grease.

>>153373293
>'let' carry die
>a mere two posts ago you were bashing him for going in because there WAS no way to save his carry
yeah nah you deserve the worst kind of personal attacks anon

Meepo banned all 3 games.

>organizations unionize against players

burgers love it, muh freedom, muh guns

>players unionize against organizations

burgers hate it, muh freedom, muh guns

What gives?

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Its a bone7 anti mage lads.

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>>153373556
Honeypot Nation
that is all there is to it

>>153373556
i hope youre not suggesting workers should be compensated properly for their work

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>lc pick
based

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How do we fix him lads? It pains me that my favorite hero since the original dota has no real place in the current meta and is falls hard late game (except for hookshot piercing spell immunity that shit has saved me and my team millions of times).

remember when bone7 was blocking camps with flares and eveyrone creamed their pants saying how smart he is for inventing a lot of offlane builds?

look at him now
what happend lol

>newfags won't remember Herbert.

>>153373408
>>a mere two posts ago you were bashing him for going in because there WAS no way to save his carry
No, i merely showed you that you claimed here were to be true

>>153369689

He still did something retarded

>>153369789

MAut is the worst observer ive ever seen holy shit this is embarrasing

>>153364371
ham
sausage
black olives

>>153369789
>>153369689
>>153373408
>>153374491

>try to support a retarded luna in lane
>she dies while chasing an elder titan in trees while mirana blasts her
>leave the lane
JEJ

10 Chinese teams drop entire rosters simultaneously to avoid bidding wars

An interesting turn of events took place today in which big names such as LGD Gaming, Newbee and Invictus Gaming all dropped their entire rosters on the MRP page. Although it appears there was some clear reasoning behind it.

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New item.
Wraith Scepter 3500g
Ghost Scepter + Ring of Aquilla + Headress + Recipe

Aura: grants 4hp/s, 3 armor, 1 mana regen and 10 damage.
Active: Wraith Form, 150 mana cost 20 second cooldown. Grants immunity to physical damage. Does not weaken magical immunity.

>>153375115
??

>>153374426
>remember when bone7 was blocking camps with flares

thats not a new discovery. thats been well understood since many years

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Why do people always forget that HP removal is still present on HP costs of spells and items, like abilities of Phoenix or Armlet?

>>153375119
Oh yeah also grants 10 strength 15 agility and 10 intelligence.

>>153375119
terrible

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>mid medusa is already lvl 7
>still hasnt ganked the short or long lanes

>>153375335
Medusa is a shitty as fuck ganker.

>>153375335
mid medusa farms until you five man.

that's it

>>153375335

>play offlane
>their carry is freefarming

HWY THE FUCK ISNT MY MID GANKING HIM

WHY IS HE FARMING

WE WILL LOSE THE GAME

HELLO?

HELLO?

SF COME BOT AND GANK??

HELO?

HE HAS FREE FARM!!!!!!

>>153375119
Wow a more expensive Ghost Scepter

>>153375253
>>153375491
What if it also made you immune to magical damage? You can still be stunned and shit, but you can't be damaged while in Wraith Form. I thought that'd be OP tho.

holyshit PLD is a god

>>153375547
That was thanks to bamboe.
I agree pld is a god though.

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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

ANTI MAGE IS FARMING

I REPEAT

ANTI MAGE IS FARMING

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KUNKER
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>KUnkka is bad ember/bad disruptor
>reduce mana cost of skills and cooldown
>he becomes good disruptor
>Disruptor never picked again

DOtards?

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guys i just tuned in what's Kaipi's current roster?

>>153376061
pld
sing
bone
bambou
coon

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>no one playing Morphling
?
Literally the best carry right now.

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>>153376114
holy shit it's team our guys

>sing shit
garbage.

>>153374440
it's hubert you cretin

BUYBACK
GAMING

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>it's a "enemy team doesn't ban bone7's AM because they think they can deal with it" episode

>the gulag of Synderen.

troeling for wins

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I finished up farming, how do you deal with me?

>>153375479
>play offlane
>their carry is freefarming
Of course he is, you fucked out fo there to the jungle at level 2

>zfreek still playing for col
>sure he looks like the shit you'd see at a pride parade
>when will he learn & leave his brother?


is there another kaipi escape game?

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>>153376617
>stupid Australian poster keeps posting pictures of cute girls that aren't real
fuck you

>>153376894
Yes. It's a BO5.

>this music
good times

Chinese mass exodus. Damn, son.

>>153376973
thanks my nigga

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The thing I love about complete trash games being accepted on Steam is how you can find the most random shit in achievements and badges