/utg/- Undertale General

Did you kick the monster's ass today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaTO5aQDxro

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Literally the best body shape for Asgore

>>153338180
nah

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Nth for loving this goat
>>153338292
Both of those are pretty good

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Hey, truffle shuffle anon. I have your sans in his truck doing the ecto truffle shuffle.

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Shit, I lost. Oh well.
Have some asriel, new thread
>>153338385
Holy kek, thanks man

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>superior fish thread takes over after a flower thread tries to make an early thread twice
how will they ever recover

>>153338629
You're welcome.

>>153338723
Don't do this

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Here we are in dead hours. Again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We7whQievrQ
Here's a question for you all.
Is there any way that Undertale has your changed your life, be it in any sort of aspect?
Be it your favorite inspiring you to do or be something, or anything. I'm honestly curious.

>>153338909
Not really? I guess I'm more open to talking about how much of a faggot I am after these threads though. Oh and I wrote a shitty fanfic to deal with the weird emotions I had with the ending of this game and how I found it a bit unsatisfying but that never really went anywhere

>>153338909
Yes, it has actually inspired me to take up a bit of drawing and made me a bit more confident in myself, and to never give up, never give in. Helped me grow as a person.

>>153338909
It has, in a good way. But I'd rather not say.

>>153338909
Outside of visiting these threads on occasion the game has not changed me in the least.

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>>153338057
Of course, right after posting this I find there's a bigger version of that picture on pixiv. Oh well.

>>153338909
I wish I could put it exactly into words. I guess I feel like I know myself more, but I can't explain more than that.

Then there's these threads, which are a stable and comforting presence. I've also been drawing more often.

>>153338909
I fell in love with a lizard

Other than that no

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Whats everyone listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Zu8IOhkgs

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>>153338909
It has made me a bad jack of all trades
It gave me the push I needed to try and make a game, but I have serious issues working with people so I prefer to do everything myself.
I knew a few coding languages before Undertale.
Over the past few months I have been learning game design and storytelling as well as practicing art, writing, and music.
I'm not particularly great at any of them but if you got 5 middle schoolers gave each of them a month to learn one of the things I listed above then gave them a month to make something with what they learned, I could probably make something better than what they would make.
I also spend a few hours a day on an image board now.

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRxDGe-ic7w

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HEY GUYS LOOK, IT'S YOUR OLD PAL SANS!

>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1n-G0CNehA

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>>153338909
I've never stuck to a game or a specific part of 4chan for this long, for one. I'm always at least lurking here now. The shitposting community thing we have right here is pretty nice too, and I've been posting my art on the internet with more confidence since coming here.
I can't think of much else at the moment, sorry.
>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562MGcC4-bM

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Spider every thread

>>153340726
It was deleto'd
what could it mean

>>153341070
Goat posting is now illegal.
mom, dad, and Asrielfags have been forcefully purgered and now the botfags will rule the general

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>>153341463
THAT'S NOT WHAT THE LAW SAYS. I AM THE LAW. GOATS ARE ALLOWED.

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRLOf3bSlVs

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

>>153341708
Goodnight lad.

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I used somebody's lyrics to do a cover of Heartache. Does anyone want to listen to it? Warning: it's not very good.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mT9dTvIRvp

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where's the cute skeletons

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>>153342075
it tim for slepp.....

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>>153342115
no it's time to spin that mfin wheel

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>>153342168
shhhh papyrus is aslepp....

>>153342254
sleep well, lil skell

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>>153342115
>>153342254
>>153342308

WAKE UP

>>153342321
let them sleep you fucking maniac

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>>153342321

>>153342321
CALM DOWN

>>153342354
what's a guy hafta do to get sleep around here?

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>>153342321

>>153342497
Whoops, this was meant for >>153342321

you are ded
not big surprise

SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS! I LOVE /UTG/!

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>>153343214

>>153343278
TRA LALALALA! /UTG/ IS GREAT!! SINGING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!

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>>153338909

I dunno, maybe it gave me a small push to seek mental health for shit I'd basically endured by myself for a few years?

i want to be bound by floweys thorny vines

>>153338909
I fap to robots and ghosts more.

>>153342321

Undyne is the kind of person who would regularly attack you to "keep your skills sharp" even if you weren't a warrior and also never asked her to do it anyway

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>>153340310
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0n8Iw8_AV48

>>153343893
I don't remember 02 having that black tentacle thing on its side.
Is it Flowey related somehow?

>>153344406
I don't know, I didn't draw it.

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Get spooked

>>153345113
I can't read moonrunes.

>>153345171
It's okay
Neither can I

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nice

rec me fics yo

>>153345740
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5752618/chapters/13254880

>>153340726
>Anon gets deleted for posting a rare ultra lewd Toriel

>frick

>>153345920
rec me fics that aren't memes

>>153345740
what kind of fics do you like? what kind of undertale fics have you already read?

>>153346017
is my husbando and the most perfect man in existence

>>153346061
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5301182/chapters/12238256

>>153346071
It's hazubando

>>153346071
He has a girlfriend already.
>>153346181
No it's not

>>153346068
i read the scientist and couriernews fics and i like those. im looking for anything with a good plot really

>>153346256
SHUT UP

>>153346279
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5350673/

This one's pretty good. It explores and explains Sans' and Gaster's backstory quite well.

>>153346256
Yes it it.
ハーズーバーンード
ha-zu-ba-n-do

>>153346279
I haven't read this beyond the first chapter so I don't know when the plot takes off, but it involves Gaster, time travel, and Sans looking after Papyrus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5327264/chapters/12300122

>frick

>>153346279
some of the shorts in the writebin are surprisingly decent, not sure which might appeal to you

>>153346618
yes he is perfect what else

>>153346527
Nyet

>>153346734
Shut up nerd.

>>153346527
I'm going to go with the Nintendo of America translation.

Hubby

I'm a couple hours in and just learned I didn't need to fight the goat granny. Should I start over?

>>153346831
>trying to correct others nipponese
>calling me the nerd
Xaxaxa

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMtvfJSwgDU
It's 5am, I'm going to bed

>>153346896
Okay, you can be a dork instead.

>>153346358
>gasterblaster au
uh
alright ill take a look
>>153346594
>no excessive use of tags ruining the plot before you read it
i already like it
>>153346643
i havent actually looked there yet thanks for pointing me to it

>>153346846
>................
......

>>153346894
If you think that would be the right thing to do. It's your choice.

>>153347130
Fine, I'll use the SevenSeas translation.

Boss

>>153346894
Do as you wish, chances are you'll replay the game anyways

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baby
bones

>>153347450
Cute

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>>153347450
Karaoke time with baby bones!

>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__jPkucX_CM

>>153347824
RIP Nook

>>153340310
gotta get PUMPED for the new day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWDGTVYqE8

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>>153347450
BABY BOOONES

Papby edition

>>153338909
no lol

It was good but not inspiring

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>>153348442
Baby bones, Dadby edition!

How does this general still exist? What more is there to discuss?

>>153348632
The fact we get this question every day is one thing to discuss.

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>>153348528
We need more Dadby

im reading a potential Dadby fic that's cute as fuck because he keeps fucking up. He's in the middle of a breakdown currently because he kept the kid in a dogcrate and fed them dogfood before they actually turned INTO a child. It's oddly cute

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>>153348721
Sounds interesting! Can you link the fic?

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>>153348632
It still exists because
WE
WON'T
DIE!

>>153348632
We laugh at people who come here every thread and ask this question

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>>153348721
Is every adoptive Grillby story set in that AU?
I just want a sweet, funny story about the quiet flame man taking care of two rowdy skeletons.

>>153348968
I can't say for certain because I haven't actually read the original Dadby fic, but I believe that AU was where the concept originated.

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Reminder to take care of your teeth /utg/.

>>153348787
Can do!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7549621?view_full_work=true

>>153348968
dunno, it's the first one ive ever bothered to click on

>>153349135
Thanks! I'll give it a read.

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>frick

>>153349172
enjoy m8, it looks like they update pretty frequently too

>>153349108
i want to punch out this fishs teeth desu

Sooooo, /utg/ has finally decided whether Frisk is a boy or a girl?

>>153349260
i want to kill him and then have sex with him

>>153349260
yes hes perfect why do you keep posting this

>>153349384
Yes

>>153349405
You're gonna fuck a pile of dust?

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>>153340310
https://youtu.be/ZZCmvpI6hk4

>>153349492
I'm going to mix it into some milk, drink it, and become a Boss Brown Goat myself.

>>153349260
what demented fucking tsundere obsession do you have with him, desperately posting 3 times in less than 100 posts?

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>fridge

>>153349384
they are a boy with a fat shota penis

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>>153349384

>>153349542
Actually I was the one who posted him the first time, not sure who posted the other two times.

>>153349384
>caring about the human characters

>>153349626
and i responded all three times because frick is the most perfect man in existence

>>153349564
hot

>>153349384
boy with gigantic dick

>>153349384
Cuntboy like Mettaton

>>153349560
figs

frisk canonically a woman because they are wone with peace, able to pacify any of monsters easily with complimeintings. chara are boy only men are capable of war and hate and violence and chara are a murder everyone.

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>>153349542
>desperate

>>153349824
couldnt have said it any better myself

how big is Frisk's dick

>>153349762
frick

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OFFtale Pacifist Ruins Part 2 is up!

http://imgur.com/a/2ndUm

>>153349384
it's a girl

>>153349824
but you can clearly see in Chara's narration that she's perfectly good and his nothing but kindness in her heart, especially towards her brother who betrayed and killed her, and frisk who is a complete asshole but she still pushes him toward pacifism

>>153349961
They have a 152mm BL-10 between the legs.

a lot of the old threads are full of really bitter people

How Frisky is Frisk?

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>>153349997
>Zacharie has a wife

wat

fave undertalemoment?
i like best when sans take wrench and smack alphys across face as hard as he could, for fucking bitch speakin out of turn, all teeth out of her head, swollen and infected bruises for her, and everyone says thanks sans because sans so powerful and cool and they know if they didn't he would the same

>>153349824
>Women
>Capable of world peace
Toppest of keks.

>>153350272
I think he's refering to Sugar.

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>>153350221
very

>>153350340
And I thought this couldn't get more retarded

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>>153350340
that's going into a bit of a headcanon territory if it's true.

Wasn't he heading into the direction of the webs, though? Maybe the two jews decided to hook up?

>>153350589
Oy vey

Reminder that Alphys does not consider other people's lives half as important as her engaging in her weird vore kinks and eating them alive.

>>153350204
A lot of the new ones are too.

>>153350832
Nice proxy Mkid

>>153350832
So Gaster isn't really dead, he's just kind of resting in the fold's of Alphys' fat?

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>>153350910
Yes.

>>153350853
true, but not as many, and people can discuss their weird personal headcanons and fandom preferences without getting shouted out nowadays

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finally back home, I can go back to do shit drawings.
any requests for poorly draw shit?

>>153351252
Mkid dying

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>>153351374
That's mean, you know.

>>153351252
Shyren stuck in a gold fish bowl that's too small

>>153351252
Dapper blook

>>153351252
Muffet webbing her pants at school and getting laughed at

>>153351252
frick and mspg beating up crybleat
neither of them would actually do it which is what makes it shit

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>>153351374
done

>>153351895
Thank you

>>153351252
Mettaton EX or Neo trapping Chara in his vicious legs

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>>153351595
no bully

>>153351895
This is golden, good job.

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>>153351968
Chara would enjoy it.

>>153351595
>neither of them would actually do it
>implying MSPG wouldn't do it for 5 bucks

>>153352341
He'd lewd Crybleat for $5, but I'm not sure if he'd beat him up for $5. Might need to give him 10 bucks.

my arms hurt

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Frisk is cute!

>>153352516
Honestly, do you even need them?

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>>153352595
I don't think he has the legs to pull that off.

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Morning utg, how was the sleep?

>>153352595
Crybleat will probably beat himself up before Frick and MSPG do, but that's not really what the other Anon asked for.

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>>153351467
done
>>153352074
thanks...

Shitty theory time because I've never heard anyone say this: Is Frisk actually a human?
I mean he has yellow skin, the ability to see without opening his eyes, and unless Chara has anything to do with it he's unnaturally kind to monsters that are trying to kill him.
inb4 ">he"

>>153352751
if i had legs like mtt id be showing them off constantly desu

no homo

>>153353029
>he

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>>153353030
If I had legs like MTT I'd be a huge manslut and probably take it in the ass a few times

kinda homo

>>153353056
>>he

what if leo stanbuck piloting the orbital frame jehuty with the assistance of the ai a.d.a fell into the underground

>>153353246
This desu senpai

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>>153351486

>>153352889
I hope she can live without a filtration unit

>>153353447
she's a koi, she'll be fine

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>>153353029
its jaundice and the face represents 'neutrality'

>>153351595
does crybleat even have a OC? if yes, I may need a pic for reference

>>153353029
no xe is actually an alien and recruited the monsters to take over humanity. xe wanted to do was see the monster's leader. that's some serious alien business.

>>153354026
Ayy lmao

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>tfw Frisk will die during the monsters lifetime

>>153354367
Why would that happen?

>>153354367
Only boss monsters live potentially forever
Gerson is an outlier because he's a turtle

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Goat day.

>>153354570
Tortoise.
Tortoise?

>>153354367
i cant believe alphys goes crazy post-tp and shoots up frisk's school with automatic weapons, kililng frisk in the process in a drug-induced haze.

>>153354570
What about skeletons? Wouldn't they live forever?

*lewd bleating*

>>153354704
bones eventually wither and turn into dust anon... unless buried under mud and dirt, eventually turning it into fossils... that's one way to kinda live forever....

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>>153354825

>>153354871
Imagine how horrifying it must be to maintain sentience through the process of fossilization

>>153354871
yea... in away its real poetic... you gonna bad time while alive... and bad time forever... in death...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juj2okeSOkI

>>153355002
Stop shilling your LP here.

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Chara burpfic?

So this is how /utg/ dies.
Well, leave the body.

I want burgerpants vore

>>153355417
I WON'T DIE

booby

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Going to bed, yall be good and anchor the good shit for me

>>153355429
Pred or prey?

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbrNb980-vo

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>>153354825
>>153354875

>>153355417
no. we'll get murdered instead of fading away quietly.

the question is who will deal the final blow?

>>153355503
both

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>>153355556
Cannot find the Toriel picture I was looking for, have this instead.

>>153353826
i do but no

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resprite mod when?

one day i'm going to have made lewds of every contentfag!
thats my ninja way!

>>153355890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvGP7WikgGU

Does this count?

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>>153355890
Coloured sprites already exist.

>>153355890
fucking never.

actually i think the black and white style was cool. one of the earliest memories i have of the game was that bizarre battle screen and the black and white graphics.

>>153356289
I think the stylized black-and-white sprites work pretty vastly in the game's favor.
That colored and shaded Asgore sprite feels pretty flat and boring.

>>153353413
I'm late but thanks

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Is it my turn now to talk about how I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT?

>>153356717
REEEEEEE GET OUT ONLY THE FRENCHIE CAN SAY THAT

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>>153340310
The four or five ASGORE fan versiosn that are halfway decent.

>>153356745
Fine, I guess I'll feed the goat, then.

>>153356824
Asvore no

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>>153356717
I, too, WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

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>>153356717
I would like to FUCK THE GHOST

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>>153356854
ASVORE YES

>>153356889
Let's make a goat sandwich?

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4YnGPGIeFA

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPSQV7kT4PU

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>>153357004
I don't actually like group sex, but thanks for the offer!

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>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZV_ijKaPN8

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>>153357258
Oh okay.

>>153355503
pred, I really need it

>>153357401
Nope, didn't find jack.
Only one where he got eaten by Alphys of all people.

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>>153357342
>asgore poster gets cucked

>>153355429
>>153357401
That's an interesting idea.
Why him?

>>153357498
Anon, I'm in it for the trident and I got to keep the trident.
That's not how cucking works.

>>153357543
Not the same anon, but I guess there's an appeal in the cat finally going postal.
Burgerpants voring Catfucker when?

>>153357543
desu I don't know, I just really want it

>>153356156
Good luck with that anon. You'll have to catch the anonymous ones too somehow.

>>153357058
Actually reminds me of some tracks from Undertale...

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>>153357258
>>153357342

>>153357874
Soriel-anon, there's no need to repeat yourself.
Have a complimentary (You), though, I'm off to bed now.

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>>153357789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdEwKBM7jsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpvwR_njFKc

The Higurashi VN tracks are all pretty great. It's a shame they couldn't use them in the anime.

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>>153357874
Use better bait if you want (You)s my friend. Pic related.

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Not the best time to wake up and join the thread I guess

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>>153358278
It's always a good time.

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>>153358278
I'm just memeing, Asgore is an okay guy.

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GOOOOOOD MORNING /utg/!
How are my favorite lovable bastards this fine day?

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>>153358278
Suck it up
It could be far worse

>>153357671
>>153357695
What if he went so crazy he ended up eating his own boss?

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>>153358717
Chill, I was just joking. I wasn't actually offended. Ive been here too long for stuff like that to bother me

>>153358816
You can't vore metal, BP isn't an Insecticon.

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>>153358941

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>>153358816
>eats a robot
>dies of severe organ damage because it's metal
>his last depressing thought is that he was killed by his boss
Serves the bastard right.

>>153358829
Why don't you just fuck off and leave? These threads would be so much better without terrible posters like you

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>>153359093
(You)

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>>153358937
>>153359050
This has potential for humor

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>>153359386
Mettaton easily rips out of his stomach and goes on with his day

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>>153359386
>BP eats MTT
>later he feels intense abdominal pain
>it's his organs getting wrecked
>the last thing he see is Mettaton bursting out looking like the Terminator partially melted
>last thing he hears is "You're fired"

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just remember this cute flower

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>>153359565
But he totally pays Burgerpants for the hospital bill like the good boss he is, right?

>>153359784
>hospital
I think a robot ripping it's way out of your innards is pretty lethal.

>>153359602
>>153359565
>Someone is jerking off to this

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>>153359784
Nah, the union will handle the funeral. Mettaton has more important things to do, like hiring another front-line employee.

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>>153359656
Ok
>>153360067
>someone could be fapping to something I wrote as a joke

>>153360067
It's you, isn't it?

>>153360197
>>153360173
No it's not me

>>153360258
It's okay, anon. People have jerked it to weirder things here.

Do you have any filters?

>>153360851
No because I'm not a wuss.

>>153360851
no

>>153360851
Filters are for pussies.

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Finally, more art of my secret weeaboo kink.
Burly guys in kimonos

heres a Toriel one and a mkid one as well
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrHLawYVMAA_gOU.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrHLwS4UEAAV-IJ.png:orig

>>153360851
no___

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Good morning UTG.

>>153360102
>The union is of practically no use.

What a surprise.

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>>153360872
>>153360874
>>153360880
>>153360921

>>153361069
Maybe I'll filter yer mum's bum.

>>153361069
Okay I lied

I filter ponies whenever I go to trash

>>153361069
I only filter quest threads on /tg/.

>>153361069
Yeah, I filter Chara, Asriel, Worship, and cuck.

>>153360851
I filtered the word meme a while ago because half the time anyone uses that word on this site they're either calling someone's opinion a meme or they're complaining about a meme, neither of which are things I can give a remote shit about

Other than that, nothing

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Good morning /utg/

>gpu gets put on 3rd party warehouse status which is "better" than backorder
>next day it's back on backorder

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so cute

>>153361069
i filtered an image that used to get posted all the time and made me annoyed but it doesn't get posted anymore.

>>153361604
What image was it?

>>153361372
Good filter choices

>>153360965
Good morning anon.

>>153361665
a sans cringe image from tumblr. i know there's lots of those that used to get posted but this one was always just a 'you didn't even try' kind of post.

>>153361846
Thanks. I also added Shouta and loli recently.

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Quick! Draw a character you like or dislike!

>>153361925
Oh. Yeah that can be kinda annoying after a while.

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>>153360965
Morning

>>153361885
>>153362146

Doing well?

> rick

>>153362214
MY NAMES.
NOT.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

>>153362214
>m-morty

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>>153362121
Blook's my 2nd fave.
>>153362210
Yeah I'm ok I guess.

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Guys, you'll help a fellow botfucker won't you?

I need more lewds of the robot. Like e621 was alright for a little while but there are only 509 pictures that have Mettaton in them on e621 which seems to be the largest collection of Mettasmut that is easily available (Rule 34 has like nothing).

Out of those only 120 are rated Explicit

34 either have too little Mettaton or are unfappable to me so we're left with 86 pictures of Mettaton with varying quality

Out of those 86 images almost a fourth, 20 have skeletons in them. Either Sans or Papyrus.

That leaves me with only 66 images which is quite little. I know that's not all though. It doesn't even have the few really good ones I've seen lately on 4chan.

Share your secret robot stash please. Where do you even go for your robo lewds?

>>153362394
>I need more lewds
Stopped reading right there.

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>>153362394
I was gonna link Pahael but there's only like 40 images

>>153362394
There's a thread on /y/ or you could just hit up Tumblr

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>>153362394
I go wherever to find mine.
paheal, twitter and even random googling.
I'd share my stash but I keep it on my phone.

over 600 images saved, though some are probably duplicates

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>>153362394
>Where do you even go for your robot lewds?
Twitter's okay. Not the easiest thing to navigate but there's some porn.
/y/ has some robot porn, but they rarely come across new work so a lot of it is reposted.
Also it's much harder if you have an aversion to pussybot.

An anon did upload a lewd robot folder a while ago but I don't have the link to it.

And if any of you were wondering if Sushidragon put up anything on her NSFW Twitter, there's one lewd so far.

>>153362729
>An anon did upload a lewd robot folde
Oh yeah, that reminds me I still have that semi-lewd imgur gallery.
Gimme a minute to dig through my bookmarks.

>>153362850
Nah it wasn't that, this one was a Google drive folder or something.

>>153362394
i go to /y/ but i'm not a botfag. tumblr might have what you need. when botfags are around you should ask them for good artists they follow

i have a mtt lewd imgur saved but there's lots of skeletons in there and then there's the two sfw ones. i guess i'll just post em., there's a couple solo mettatons in them.

http://imgur.com/a/dzMXd straight up lewds
http://imgur.com/a/oJP7r lewd but sfw stuff
http://imgur.com/a/FtzS0

>>153362850
>>153362894
Well I'll post it anyway
http://m.imgur.com/a/FtzS0
http://m.imgur.com/a/oJP7r

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>>153363042
>http://i.imgur.com/sE9VKnr.png

Wew

>>153363314
I was looking for a non-jpegy version of that.

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>>153362121

>>153340310
Woke up with this in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqSqmoMaZMQ

>>153340310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7i92KKdwY

>>153358691
>nobody gave Broba a (You)
baka /utg/

>>153358691
>>153364578
Somehow I didn't notice his name.

>>153358691
hey, you're back
i'm fine, hope you're doing well
>>153364578
i just saw that now

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>>153364578
I missed his name as well

>>153358691
Oh hey Broba.
>>153364578
I sorta glossed over that post due to the image, didn't see his name.

>>153364578
sorry. i saw soriel and i just blanked. i had no clue that was broba also that comic is pretty funny.

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>>153362121
>shit quality not even phone quality. my phone was dead so I used the built-in camera on my laptop.
>mediocre art
>okay character
this is what I get for drawing again

>>153364578
I saw him but I don't regularly talk to him and wasn't sure what to say.

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>>153362121
Well... you did say quick so here you go.

hey i was wondering if anyone can kill me that would be real nice thanks in advance

>>153365207
I would this fish.
Quickly.

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>>153365268
I'm saving it anyway but why is he purple