1st for love
ugh tranny thread
>>153304007
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
should i make a new one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck
>>153304007
owo.. what a beauty
>>153304176
i'm proud to be here
>>153304176
make it a seulgi op please
this current trend of ops is far more boring than the boring nova ops
am i cool y/n?
My pre-legion dinner. how did i do? Bacon burger, fried zucchini, and chili cheese fries
>>153304361
as your friend yes you are
as your bestie no you aren't to be honest
>>153304376
where's the beer
>>153304376
based bulking bro
>>153304505
whats bulking?
first of all im not a mook
>>153304537
...
why are you eating that if you're not bulking?
going for a run lol wish me luck
>>153304640
because its delicious? what the fuck are you talking about
>>153304376
zucchini is gross
>>153304140
>>153304126
>>153304176
randall it with me
and make a new real thread
>>153304683
lol
>>153304487
as your friend thank you that makes me feel really good for you to say that
as your bestie i appreciate your honesty and i would like to state that this is why i consider you such a close friend
>>153304687
shut the fuck up fatboi
maybe learn how to cook zucchini before insulting it moron
>>153304007
yet another thread i won't be posting in. kys degenerate.
>>153304176
yes please
real thread here
>>153304856
witcher goty edition...
>>153304876
that isn't better...
>>153304832
it's a vegetable... you can't shine a turd
>>153304837
randall instead of complaining
>>153304884
is a boring turd...
my middle name is literally randall
good op, really enjoy it
>>153305051
based justin timberlake
id rather have a janny deletion spree pizza thread than this
~*~ monthly reminder that i'm better than all of you in every aspect of life ~*~
things are going p great
i'm networking like crazy this semester
it's rough
but rewarding... :)
losers!
>>153304376
not sure why you're up so early
id think ur euro but that meal.. baka...
Tfw im going to be asleep during legion laucnh cuz i'm not a degenerate and have important things to do tomorrow
>>153304719
word
my gf is going to log me in though so i can start accumulatign rest xp ^^
>>153305634
none
>>153305634
none
>>153304986
vegetables actually arent too bad desu lol
ive been eating a lot lately
Btw broccoli with cheese is like the best thing everrrrrrrrrrr
omg it's SO good @+@
>>153305634
i wanna open that pic but i cant cuz im in class on a 10m break
there's this chinese girl right next to me.. we touched each other liek 30 mins ago @_______@ i unplugged her charger and she took it from me but literally grabbed at my fingers...
Omo >_< she's so pretty
giant birthmark on her neck tho lol brings her from like a 9/10 to 4/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYsAVQLl8mQ
this guys thumbs look like penises lol
why are u guys ignoring me..
ok well i gotta go back to studying..
also wtf our prof just called attendance and this super cute girl stared at me for like 5s when my name was called
girls omo..
>>153306246
>soft girly hands
based me
JP McDaniel @itmeJP 5m5 minutes ago
Chillin in a bubble bath with this "Sleep" concoction from Bed Bath And Body Works. Hope it does the trick.
imagine all 5 of your senses...
its like 3 am why are u in class idiot lol
i'm watching rollplay lol
>>153306479
look at his thumbs though looool
good morning scv
comedy break:
https://youtu.be/GCv4tcQojFI
>>153306771
hot glue it...
>desu
reminder that we're all watching avilo here
>>153307215
im watching tyler1 like everyone else here
omg legion is live
thought we were watching sodapoppin -_-
>>153307371
lol this guy
legendarylea...
>>153307542
she cut her hair and now she looks like a mom -.-
we love mum here
>>153306819
that wasn't comedy that was dark-comedy!
i got a chinese girl to talk to me on interpals but now i dont know what to say
>>153307865
say ni hao ma!!!
>>153307865
ni hao~
>>153308069
what a freakin gamer girl (L)_(L)
run went great scvs thanks for asking!! easier this year than the last two i think... dont give up on your goals!!
>>153308069
i caught a pikachu in pokemon go yesterday but i transferred it immediately because it's useless
luck be a lady tonight
>>153308359
if i find out where you life i'm gonna tie you up and force feed you cheesecake until you are too fat to even walk
where you life
>>153308571
i was there once... i've worked so hard to not be there... it's taken years... going to bed hungry... convincing myself it felt good... drinking only water... not eating dessert... eventually growing to actually like salads and fruits and stuff.... realizing that people eat veggies because it's the only way to keep calories low and still feel full...... please scv... ive worked too hard for this...
where you life
where you Iife
>>153308834
*slides you a beer and a bag of spicy doritos*
time to man up, my wife made this killer nacho dip try it out
good goy
lmao
life is in jail lma o
jimin is a goddess
i only drink whiskey
for water i iced whiskey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5y9AMeU1S8
Wolf Schröder @proxywolf
굿모닝
*cracks a beer*
*pours a shot of jaeger*
lets get CRUNKED
epin
it's CRUNK dad, no one says crunked UGH
>>153309565
i did this just now except i poured a lil glass of scotch!! im a gentleman after all...
my wife is so drunk right now
>>153309672
rape her
seulgi is my wife btw before that other guy tries to lie to you
JP McDaniel@itmeJP
going to try and nap for a bit . 24hr stream with bros starts around 2am eastern see you then
I want to kiss scarscars lips and penis.
>>153309867
we are hype
>>153309867
oh wow thanks for this post
idiot
phone
>>153309660
that doesn't make ANY cents...
>>153309559
i thought he was wearing hanbok
https://youtu.be/otMgTTM34uk?t=46
wow what a beautiful language
ill only know in the moment...
>>153310259
stinkers sound so cute.....
>>153310259
oh herro buck teef verry gooo... hao ho...
>>153306819
43:25
gooks!
1. [+1,063, -36] I know that it's not all people that are like that but I think Chinese people in general don't wash as often...
3. [+752, -15] I was roommates with a Chinese kid for a year too who came from a mid to high class family in Beijing. She was really nice and worked hard in everything but the one bad thing was that she showered once every 3~4 days and wore the same thing everyday.
5. [+73, -1] I dormed with a few Chinese kids and they never washed. Kids who shared rooms with them all shared the same problem of the smell;; The stereotype comes from experience
6. [+867, -19] My dongsaeng studied abroad in China... and I know that it's wrong to generalize but they do generally seem to wash less than Koreans.. especially their hair ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
10. [+653, -15] A group of Chinese tourists got on my bus and they smelled... I'm sure Fei being a girl group member is an exception.
henhao henhao~~~~
>>153310696
at least they never had to room with me heh :^)
>>153310696
omo
why dont chinese girls wash!!!!!!!! its not hard?????????????!!!
>>153310781
our eastern rabbit hutch brethren
>>153310852
washing too often is bad for your skin!!
thats why chinese girls have such nice skin and never sweat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQ47jp7vsA
stinkers...
>>153310921
so just shower with room temp water so it doesnt dry out ur skin -.- stupid chinks
>>153310852
they have gunjy cunts
>>153306771
where is this form?
ANG THE "EVEN LESS VIDYA THAN /V/ AWARDS" GOES TO....
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
>>153311004
do you like them......
janny im reporting you to hiroshimoot i hope you like losing your janitorial privileges
>>153311049
star wars episode one
Well my uncle went to China for work like 5 years ago and he rented and apartment and he got yelled at bc he was showering every day
>>153311084
who doesn't...
>>153311084
i want to clean their stinker feet with my tongue...
>>153311215
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DTZBy4xr4
check out these little piggies
>>153311510
IU~
janiturd is homosex~
>>153311586
i'm p sure the janitor is actually Q
>>153309885
you're too late for that second one :(
>>153304376
stupid fat ameriburger
we only like thai and brazilian trannies
2ne1 i luv u is the only good kpop song
omg i just played so much legion..........at least 8 straight hours without standing up!!!
we're staying up for sodapoppin's entire 24 hour stream
>>153311994
thai are the best
Minny @MinnyMausGG
before and after
>>153312320
she should post a before and after of her exercising for 6 months instead
>>153312320
perfect waifu material
>>153312320
i want to marry her
i want a minnymaus wife
just spilled beer all over my panties
remember when pokemon go was a thing lol
>>153313414
be careful next time~~~~~
twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
>>153313557
so i'll just be disappointed about everything huh
>>153313557
what about the time i murdered 9 scv members on new years eve 2017.....
surely ill be more disappointed in myself for that than anything else that i didnt do
>:D heh
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/20241139/showdown-in-seoul-earn-a-free-in-game-portrait-8-29-2016
>>153313557
HAHA YEAH MAN RANDOM INSPIRATIONAL BULLSHIT SPOUTED FROM DUMBFUCK SUBURBAN WHITE RETARDS WHO HAVE NEVER LEFT THE UNITED STATES MAN LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT
EVERY DAY MAY NOT BE GOOD BUT THERES SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MAN IM SO MOTIVATED IM GONNA GO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN fuck you moron
>>153313462
lol
this is the 2nd time he's mooked out on 'suburban white retards' in the past 3 days.....
>>153311169
you lied, retard
>>153311510
what a cutie...!
>>153313831
@_@
found this thai girl on interpals and her profile says
-REQUESTS-
-white men
lol
>>153313840
Autism.
Its funny that people try discredit OMG as a rising group despite them going from like 5k sales a comeback to 18k a comeback
Sistar sold around 6k and EXID sold 10k
So why deny success to OMG
>>153313840
a god
>>153314184
based
>>153312008
when you feel like there's no way out...
love...
is the only way...
>>153314241
omg are based af honestly
>>153314241
slutstar > oh my gook
>>153314349
and fat
>>153313762
i know im safe...
im such a looser no one would ever want to murder me...
where's the /scv/ 2016 new year's eve party?
>>153314241
because twice has 2 songs and sold 150k+ last comeback
>>153314516
im sure we will get a fax with info
i'm woke
i'm woke af
Aaah! You scared me!
>>153313831
anime witch!
when do i watch to get my portrait? i just linked my account
>>153314760
who did the big bang
>>153314847
no one didn't
>>153313831
*showers*
heh... nothing personal china
>>153315530
stop wasting water!
i like stink
gookhye
>>153314349
>>153316630
omg i know exactly which anime this is talking about >__<
I have a 4chan pass and it amuses me to comment here
if I had to solve captchas to post my worthless shit I'd probably check myself into a facility for the mentally insane
is this fp
https://youtu.be/N_cfgtNptkM
>>153317248
no thats someone else itt
>>153315026
what
>>153317018
instead you literally pay to post worthless shit
what would happen if you never sat down
like you just stood up for 16 hours and then went to bed
do u die
>when your balding so you grow a beard to compensate
>>153318006
no this one guy did that and slept standing up in a special box too he was fine
>>153318061
you too huh.....
the balding isnt in full effect yet but there is a growing crown spot so i thought id try out the 'buzz + beard' look but the beard looks awful
>>153318204
hmmmmm
but i wonder if their would be knee or foot issues if you did this for months or a year or something
>>153316887
who was it
i can respect a muslim i just can't respect their faith
https://www.twitch
.tv/idrajit
cant believe i have to do jury duty in the morning but legion comes out in a few hours...do you get in trouble if you dont go?
>>153318718
just say you hate jews or muslims they'll let you out
i want to ______ sasha "scarlett" hostyn!
>GSL Code S 1d 7h
what game should i play? (or link me a crappy documentary)
>>153319030
help
>>153319395
play legion. we are going to play it
>>153319432
stop forcing legion no we arent
dumbass
im definitely playing legion
>>153319583
stop forcing legion no we arent
dumbass
*plays legion*
omg....blizzard has literally saved wow
im getting fat and growing a beard so i can become a popular streamer
>>153319901
getting fat is really hard
>>153319901
melt a tub of icecream and drink it down.....
that one actor did it to gain wait
>>153319950
no its the easy part :/
https://youtu.be/0edthmAOjNk
what is his iq do you think
>>153320210
make it stop
>>153319049
is she okay
heh...
*makes anudda jagger bom*
omo...
black """people"""
*buys a gat*
*chugs a colt 45*
>>153320885
wanna play dice outside the local liquor store.....
>>153320951
*runs over you with a car*
play dice with death you cheating scum
*gets out and buys some purple drank*
>>153318684
hacked?
how do i play dice?
stinky dumb vaginal discharge
https://youtu.be/ZFeQhbsoK9o
*rewatches the wire*
heh... skipping season 2 like always
hehe i'm such an alternate youtuber
*posts a satire reaction of reaction vid*
i'm so ironic.. 20k subs is all i need
re: zero is becoming insanely popular, but why?
>>153321550
based as heck
season 2 sucked ASS
>>153321550
you fucking moron
2nd season is the best season you fucking adhd ridden autist
>>153321715
stupid cunt
god cartooners are so dumb
its like someone replaced their brain with a cartoon and instead of brain cells they have dumb anime witches
>>153321818
lol
*chugs more vodka*
whoa starting o get really fucked up!!
>white """people"""
https://youtu.be/zjEupgal-Gw
holy shit
ziggy is a fucking legend of the docks
someone give me a you and a +1 so i can sleep well tonight
EMBRACE THE IRIS
+1
hoes with no class, you know that's truancy...
>>153322042
+1 :) love you
quick someone gift me overwatch~!
>>153322204
i stay away from life without good reason
someone call my wife and tell her to give me a bj so i can sleep well tonight +44 7738289409
>>153322232
email?
>>153322232
sent ;)
>>153322232
whats your email
quick someone gift me deus ex human revolution 2 mankind divided pt 1~!
>>153322583
what's your steam?
>>153322614
enjoy bro
>>153322614
platform?
>>153322672
as if you would...
*updates league of legends*
...
where the HECK is the new coop commander.......
>>153322672
>what's your steam?
ilikesc2
>>153322786
PC ofc
>>153323069
it wont let me :/
>>153323041
sent ;)
>>153323232
i didnt receive anything
try again?
>>153323339
oops activated it myself by mistake hehe
i don't even know how gifting actually works blizz or steam
>>153323459
suck my fucking dick you fucking retard
>>153323525
*sucks your dick, plays with your balls and fingers your butthole*
>>153323339
screw that guy, i'll give it to you (no games here)
just tell me why you think you deserve it
>>153323757
im gay and my dad wont give me any allowance
>>153323041
>>153323805
alright done, check your gifts
not sure why nobody wanted it , it's worthless to me
going to bed
i love chugging beer and whisky!!!!!!!!
>>153322007
does anyone else feel sorry for these type of people...they put so much effort into their content and dont get any views
>>153323951
thank you
>>153324278
not really, they just do it for themselves
i know lots of ppl like that...
i kissed my sister... fuck
>>153304986
oh you amerilard, never change
>>153324278
you're assuming they're doing it for views
>>153324278
I bet you think that if you livestrea, people will lineup to donate to you like the faggots in this thread
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1270398
>>153324278
>1 view
you know it was him too
>wboy
>1 view
>wgirl
>425k views
why even live
im a white boy dont rape me!
>not feeling the white mans plight
season 2 is literally the wires high point
*steals a glass of mom's wine*
heh... she wont even notice...
It's been a long journey for me /jp/, and with that in mind, I'm making this thread for various reasons; in part, to share with you all my story in hopes it may save even one of you out there.
Before I start, I want to say just one thing, and that is to all the anons out there, future or present, who plan to kill themselves to reach either the 2D world or Gensokyo.
"See you in Gensokyo", because as surely as I know I'll make it there tonight, I know any of you can that are brave and good enough to jump.
To begin, at this point I would no long consider myself what you would normally call "Human", that is, to go into detail, flesh and blood 3D human both inside and out. I've slowly come to this realization through the past 11 months, enough to build the courage to kill myself, so to speak, but really this realization started roughly about the beginning of November last year.
To expand on what I would call my human life, something which may be important to go into detail for some of you, things of which I consider to gave never happened for "me" (for reasons of which I will get into later), my life as an adult more or less started in the Marine corp. In the years time that I spent there, I created what you would normally call a "Tulpa" in the image of my waifu Saya due to my complete and total break down in this time. While I was here, I had my first supposed suicide attempt and was promptly kicked out a few months later. The backstory of what happened from roughly 2011 to 2014 doesn't really matter in the context of my story so I will keep this brief.
Saya was very weak at the time to the point of where I couldn't see her within my mind, or even talk to her without a great amount of mental effort on my part. This gradually improved over time but the surreal, unreal feeling persisted, but never enough for me to not believe in her existence. Through the years, I had another brush with suicide through both the planning for my trip to aokigahara and eventual decomp
>>153325737
drugs are for losers!!!
dope is for dopes
>>153325880
yeah its about putting in a hard days work and getting shit on
im gonna lease a car idiots!!!
>>153326136
call me an idiot again and i'll break your driving hand
whats a good cheap car for a 25 y/o virgin without a job to lease
Re:Zero is the greatest anime of all time faggot. Just because there is 1 bad episode doesn't make the whole show bad.
>>153326492
why do you want a car so bad?
>>153326492
lykan hypersport
>>153326492
2002 holden pickup truck
>>153326492
the sub/subway
explain Re:Zero to me
only noticed it because of sudden surge of hentai with this blue haired slut
>>153326949
no i wanna drive
>>153304007
why does she look like a 35 year old man with downs syndrome?
>>153327774
because it's a 30 y.o. man?
>>153328095
...with downs syndrome?
>>153328138
why else would he pretend to be a girl
i want to get something for dindins like that guy's cheese fries and fried zucchini... that looked so good...
i don't know any places that serve that near here though..................................
>tfw you get banned from a cute girls chat on twitch so you insta change accounts and she doesn't understand how you got back in chat
>>153328396
its like 9pm... so late...
tfw half normie half weirdo
the willy wonka guy is dead...
>>153329460
it's 1 am actually
i went to steak n shake
>>153329335
must be a rough underage life
>>153330395
gene wilder
im in love with the coco!! lol
no man's sky y/n?
i just had some bibimbap
>>153331293
is it piratable or do you need to play online?
>>153331293
ask tb bout that one
>>153331293
do you hate money?
>>153331275
baeking soda baeking soda!
>>153331293
buy it then return it after you beat it
>>153331626
pads~
>>153331850
seulgi doesn't pad idiot
>>153331895
lol
>>153332023
she doesn't moron
'gi's 'ads..
so what happened to bernie lol
>>153332261
hillary stole the election
>>153332261
he bought a $600,000 lake house in vermont after the clinton foundation check came through
I haven't been following starcraft for a while. Does julyzerg still play?
>>153332770
yeah of course boxer and yellow too :)
i wanna get raped by a tranny...
to be quite honest i'm enjoying watching destiny play league
>>153332770
he died of hunger
i wonder how that army bod looks.,.
we hate destiny
>>153333108
Does he ever stream broodwar like some other old guys do? A stream where july 4-pools every game would be amazing.
rick and morty season 2 was way better than season 1
idk how they'll keep it up though the grandpa is just gonna get edgier and edgier until i want to kill myself
nigger
hello friends i'm back again
hey i haven't watched starcraft in a while. is boxer still the best player in the world or was he finally dethroned?
all i do is eat pickles
>>153334876
based bbw bro
soe is cute af honestly
>>153334437
yeah jaedong is the best nowadays
i wanted to at least take a nap before legion launch but i couldn't and now i'm so tired ~_~
>>153335819
well so then youre just a nigger rofl
legionshitters should gtfo of this thread desu
>>153335867
what...............................
McDonald's
>>153335819
why would you play legion tho
isnt wow trash nowadays
>>153336392
no dude it'll be good
artifacts and class halls and mythic+ dungies...
>>153304007
balding man
just got home, im ready for legion
we are not prepared
>>153337205
> i will never have a time machine to february 2007 and the launch of burning crusade
>>153335659
lol
>>153337271
>i will never have a feet gf
i wish gsl was on...i miss playing wow while watching sc2 on the 2nd monitor
>>153334432
please say hello to me
tara is streaming...
we're playing legion btw
>>153338996
I can't even afford overwatch...
>>153338679
she's drunk...
i dont hate muslims i just hate islam
i hate them both
i dont hate people i just hate how stupid they are
god made people to die
we're only going to sleep when sodapoppin does
>>153339839
who
>>153340019
thomas jefferson "chance" morris
>>153339839
isnt sodapoppin the teenage alcoholic with the slut girlfriend who bangs other men?
>>153340246
yeah that's the one
don't talk shit about sodapoppin or i'll get really mad
>>153340978
pretty good...
>>153340978
8/10
some weird coloration but that's a nicely solid thick and consistent shape
>>153341042
y is there no water in ur bowl! i never seed that before
heh. I've heard of shit posting, but this is just ridiculous :^)
0-4 eat then fap
5-9 fap then eat
>>153341931
that's why we didn't bother with both reboots. it's tumblr raider now
>>153341931
sjw raider
https://www.twitch
.tv/statesc2
omo hbt where did your socks go...
gay sex is great, its a shame theres so much STD in the gay community...
I haven't played ladder in like 5 years, tried playing some HotS today and got this on my second game. What did he meant with this? There's really macro hacks in the game? I know I wasn't using any, but I don't want to face a real hack in the future, and if I do, I want to be prepared.
> Edge
This is stupid, buzzwords mean nothing. No matter how much supposed culture develops, internet meme words are not considered a culture nor should it be used. Language evolves through linguistic morphing not through people misunderstanding words and using them incorrectly.
Hey does anyone know about the Starcraft cinematic where some Terran are marching through a valley then some Zerg appear and fuck shit up? I'm trying to find it but I can't.
golden Kappa check
>>153343350
This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnL3GjOIb_M
Hey does anyone know about the Starcraft cinematic where some Terran are marching through a valley then some Zerg appear and fuck shit up? I'm trying to find it but I can't.
I said: good morning nerds
>>153343416
Nah, it was after Brood Wars. And by marching I mean like a entire army.
>>153343170
this
i think id be gay if it wasnt for the stds and aids
>>153343551
Fuck you, I'm going to bed. I've had to deal with alot of crap while not being able to eat three square meals and getting a mouthful from alot of people today. Getting stuck in multiple places while getting lost really drained stamina. I'm tired.
lol nice blog
id probably be gay if i was into dudes lol
>>153343551
Err... the intro?
Winter in Moscow
>>153343887
Like I said it's after Brood War. Like an entire army is walking through this valley with tanks and everything. Suddenly Zerg start swarming shit and an Ultralisk pops up.
Maybe I'm remembering shit wrong but it's not something I remember a lot so fuck.
fuck off phoners
>>153343527
hey
>>153344705
Hi
How are you doing m8
>>153344741
alright falling asleep to state
did they give away mop and wod away for free or something
i never bought these and i can only buy legion
Are there going to be any starcraft streams (GSL, proleague, starleague, etc..) in the next few hours?
>>153344759
Good choice, state is very cute
>>153344067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGoUsd-RHqU
Ah guess it was this. Sworn it was different though.
Good morning nerds
I said: good morning nerds
>>153345785
>>153345826
Konbanwa
rate my haiku, written in 4 minutes
i'm rollin she call me
she stalkin my phonin and i i
do not eva answa her
>>153346582
zero out of ten points
>>153346723
smokin dope ride slow when
i ride fast cops on my ass
so i be cautious
>>153346582
im gonna give this a solid 8.6
>>153346868
6.7
i read in time magazine that raping korean girls is okay :O
>>153347615
phiiiiya! stinky!
omg did you guys beat legion yet
>>153348513
kys nigger
first of all i would never kms
and secondly, my skin isnt poop colored
last but not least
and last but not least *logs back in to legion*
*does a quest* this dragon is super hard......
>>153348693
ysera?
guys i joined a discord channel and haven't said anything in 4 hours & i'm scared if i leave they will think i've just been listening to them this entire time which i totally have been...
>>153351221
say something retarded like "1-2-3 test test jesus took me 4 hours to get this thing working. I got symbols instead of words what the fuck"
>>153351221
just say you were afk idiot
invite us to the discord and we'll cover your exit by acting like jackals
the gang
>>153351614
when are we having the next queensland meet up
i'll come to it
i was in hawaii last time you held it ~_~
>>153351658
its gonna be soon at the melbourne lan
gook night
idiots
>>153351737
>melbourne
no thanks i'd rather kick myself
>>153351862
are you sure you dont want to meet this boy
>>153351987
if zest was in melbourne i'd go but i can go see hbt anytime i wanted he's like 40 minutes away from me
>>153352042
:O
lucky boy
*summons janny*
well.... do you want to...?
yes thank you i want the hbt related posts deleted
post his butt
people are gonna think we're really gay if you don't stop kidding around, lol
you really need to post his butt right now
drop me an AK
is it just me or is zerg incredibly op in lotv?
>no zergs in top 8
>op
plat is a warzone, lmao
lol this soda grp
idk dude i've been raping the ladder with zerg lately
okay, I recently started watching SC2 again.
is it me or are 80% of the casters SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTeQLL2p2c
>>153354054
>80%
higher
>>153354368
watching Olimoleague right now, these two people are horrible
i hope i die today
>>153354475
rifkin is unbearable
may just be me being used to terrible casters but zombiegrub is relatively okay
seriously someone is practicing tap dancing or something similar in the apartment above me
JESUS
enjoy the free show
im never drinking again...!
>>153354770
good for you anon. today is a new day
if it turns to wednesday in australia but it's still tuesday in america, which day is it today?
>>153355272
funday
fitness is wasted on the fit...
>>153356434
what
>>153356457
you have to be fat to truly appreciate
being fit
>>153356724
oh ok. i respectfully disagree
>>153356795
sorry you can't do that
>>153356863
ummm.... yes i can
>>153356907
mmm nyope. still not possible
just ate a mc donalds bagon, egg, and cheese biscuit, a hash brown, and drank a large sprite for breakfast
stay mad skeleton NOTbros
i stayed up all night playing legion and went straight to work
i'm so tired i think i'm going to die x_x
>>153357613
zii....
>>153357613
fuck you!!!
>>153357656
maybe you should try getting a job, jungle monkey. if your kind worked maybe everyone would hate you less
>work
lol
i've been playing hearthstone all day and i'm still rank 20
never ever reply to me again
>>153358050
*pulls you in close for a bro hug*
ahhh c'mere you little rascal :)
>>153358091
*bites your neck*
>>153358125
*gives you a noogie*
*smacks you on the back*
that's my boy :D
What the fuck is this general
I just started playing so I came to see if there was any discussion on gameplay and strategy here.
All you guys do is is chat like 15 year-olds on Omegle.
>>153359270
do you like it...
got 6 boxes of krispy kreme and a $200 in pizza hut and domino gift cards
called in sick rest of the week!!!!!
time to play some fucking legion!!!!!
\m/_O_\m/
>>153359606
*pinches your fat stinky belly*
>>153359606
chubby boy...
i was literally going to lose my virginity on friday but i have to go to the zoo with my familyi'd rather go to the zoo. i love the zoo
>>153360352
the zoo is gr8 it has cute otters >_<
>>153360352
make a harambe tribute at the zoo
>>153360352
throw a kid in a gorilla cage and shoot the gorilla that tries to rape it
gook
>>153361506
*slits your throat*
why are my pubes all crusty
why doesn't he ever do his hair or makeup? when he know's hes going to be posted all over the place/on video :( he's giving us cute/passable traps a bad name! he looks a mess!
>>153362834
she* her* she* she's* she's* she*
>dont shower for a week
>everything is fine
>shower daily
>get bacterial infection giving you crusty stinky pubes
>>153363687
#aware
dont bathe, sheeple
lately i have been masturbating to the idea of downloading child safety programs onto my pc so that i can't see porn
How did it come to this?
>>153363928
im going to masturbate to the idea of you masturbating to that
>>153363974
jokes on you once i have my chastity cage there will be NO MASTURBATING for you to masturbate to
>>153357613
x_x
bathroom nap.....,
*boots up legion* oh my god blizzard........
overwatch is the only good blizzard franchise
>>153364420
drinking coffee till i almost puke
fighting
ive been brushing my teeth only once every several months for years now
>>153362834
she wears a little makeup now
daddy snow break:
https://youtu.be/StlMdNcvCJo
anyone wanna erp
>>153366459
*sucks ur weenie*
teehee~
does anyone want to know how my eye is doing today?
looks like sickzii got back from work...
>>153366496
im a girl...
ewwww get out you tramp
we dont like girls here!!!!!!!!!!!!
unless they have penises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153366576
heh
careful if you erp with sickzii! wear gloves please! he has open sores all over his body!!!!! please be safe and wear a condom over your penis at all times!!!
>>153367513
*nibbles on your ear*
if sickzii gets too aggressive, toss some cat food to the other side of the room to distract him and make your escape
my favorite thing about anime is...
*puts on sunglasses*
titties
>>153368040
>>153367550
woopr more like poopr
woopr is a very nice guy! in fact, he's our guy!
>>153368861
hi poopr
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
POOPR BECAUSE HIS NAME IS WOOPR HAHAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAJSHDKAHJSDKSAJHL
well i'm glad someone thought it was funny ~_~
>>153368363
*smacks glasses off your face* we like flatties here
>tfw i was the one who took looper more like pooper meme and applied it to woopr
>>153369340
jealous motherfuckers go suck a dick
*sucks a dick*
>>153369447
based
they call me cockboy940
*looks for sexy vids on youtube*
is cockboy940 here?
i wanna f*ck cockboy
official list (ignore the retards who post fake lists) of who our guys are:
1. woopr
2. winter starcraft
3. chubbygrub (and NOT RIFKIN!!!!!! I MEANT IT!!!)
4. miqueena
5. zerg girl (good looking asian like aphrodite!!! not fat and balding like mintsc!!!!)
this is THE OFFICIAL LIST AND I MEAN IT!!!!! >_<
what a shitty list
*slits your throat*
worst poster ever
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/513361-jessica-said-she-had-spent-half-mil-for-slayers
[Comment redacted due to lawsuit threats by SlayerS.Jessica]
people with downsyndrome are so horrible to look at lol
dat FREAKIN' SAX though!!
the police will never catch me lol
>>153304007
why is there a Dota pro in the OP of a Starcraft thread?
>>153371232
that gook is so hot when will it be my turn? fFUDDGE
survived 4 hours at work so far... halfway there... wish me luck
it aint me!!!
i hate europeans
>>153366514
how is your eye doing today?
have you ever had sexual relations with a mans prolapsed anus? its divine lol
divine lol
will be have to BUY alarak?
>>153372969
>be
how fucking stupid are you ROFL
rude little idiot
just got some vegan french fries from a local restaurant in portland with my russian gf
fuck yeah time to eat and rock out!!!!
>>153373943
i bet she has brown teeth!!!
>>153371112
it's a good thing they don't live very long
>>153372969
most likely :(
im not buying SHIT
>>153372969
yes
>>153374236
fuck the system...
>>153374035
nope average looking teeth
im too busy staring at and sucking on her titties, ass, and pussy so even if she did have brown teeth i wouldnt care lol
idiot nerdling
>>153304007
IDC if it's gay, I find scarlett incredibly attractive and I want him to sit on my face. Also I find it so funny that one of the only females in pro SC2 is a tranny.
he's actually bragging about a wgf? lmao
PLEASE kill me if I ever get that pathetic haha
>>153374620
who?
legion!! w00t w00t!!!!
>>153374687(You)
/d2g/ here, hows it feel to be a bunch of nerds? Peace out rofl
FeelsBadMan
>>153374780
+1 we're having a lot of fun in legion rn
>>153375082
hows it feel to have this faggot be one of your top players?
d2 actually has a lot of cute boys
>>153374780
>>153375659
+1 *logs in*
deckard caine...
idiot ~_~
>>153351614
why are they looking at the camera like that? what did they do with the guy who took the picture?
>>153376668
its obviously a selfie idiot
>>153378071
gonna rape your cheeky mouth you little bitch
goblins for LIFE!!!!
>>153378724
you dont have the guts
Do people still play SC:BW?
most of us wouldnt be able to resist if a strong man decided to r*pe us
>>153380518
you think you're baiting me? no. you're bringing the wolf to your door, bitch
>>153380518
everyone switched to the improved version (starcraft 2 legacy of the void)
>>153380791
and they'll switch to the yet more improved version BW HD when it comes out
>>153380791
Well fuck my shit.
stinkers
why isnt hbt streaming his wow adventures????does he hate us????
>>153382329
who?
i never played wow except the lvl 20 free trial 3 years ago
>>153306127
Your entire face is probably a giant birthmark, virgin.
memes all around
why the fuck doesnt scarlet wear makeup and get long hair its like shes trying to look like a boy i dont think she gets it
>>153382572
i played the 30 day trial in 2007 it was alright
i would have continued but i was too poor i was only 13
it was 15$ a month so i never did it
i was perfectly content with runescape and maplestory
>>153383809
>>153384046
no one asked you anything dumb delusional freak
please leave
who wants to make me food
>>153384338
*unzip pants*
heh
>>153382329
i feel you :(
>>153384221
why are you so nice dude
>>153384338
i would but you probably wouldnt like what i make
i prepare all my meals from scretch yo
*throws up*
installing torchlight 2...
>>153383809
it's deeper tranny meta
post kboys instead
4/4
>>153385556
B-BRING THE BOYS OUT
>>153385773
>B-BRING THE BOYS OUT
thats when snsd died
shit was funny as fuck just how bad and cringeworthy it was
i wish i was dead...
>>153386338
the slo-mo intro was p hype
im kim gook and i gook this gooking message
gook
guys wtf is going on, i just downloaded the trial, i thought it would be an rts like age of empires, but when i come here everyone is posting images of some korean woman
so the pictures of asian women on the internet changed the genre of the game for you? amazing
>>153387807
it takes a while before you'll get it, watch this a bunch of times is the best advice i can give you to improve
https://youtu.be/jeqdYqsrsA0
:3
this is how all of us started out
i need some foodly guys but its been raining for like 4 hours
>>153387807
thats because its 2016 and this game died off like 5 years ago
youre way late. go find something else
ㅋㅋㅋ
>>153388828
but he could still be the next zerg bonjwa
Are We still KPoP?
no all kpoppers here are very fucked in the head and we dont like them
jessica is so pretty
what is your level in legion now?
blizzard has done it again
you face jaraxxus, eredar lord of the burning legion!
>>153354770
*cracks an other beer*
*cracks ab eer*
time to wind on down after at least 12 hours of quests >:D
*buys project diva x*
time for some fun
im gonna buy a 144hz monitor for osu
i have a 144hz monitor and let me tell you : it freakin SUCKS
just kidding its real nice :)
:)
bloody butthole bros ww2
>>153395248
which one i wanna buy one but im not sure which to get
hmm i think ill buy a tesla
*buys a tesla*
>>153395463
i thought you were gonna lease
i have never played the video game "star craft 2"
that guy thinks i have a 144hz monitor lol
>>153395594
lol
i love bunny girl...
fathye
hehe i have a 144hz gaming monitor and let me tell you the colours on this thing i cannot tell the difference between gray and blue :P
but what the heck i can game really fast!!
800x600 resolution PRO GAMERS
i love counter strike!!!!!!!!!
i want to kiss her...
who dahye
*thusuc (headshot sound)*
sniped ;3
i have a 1440p 144hz monitor and let me tell you
>>153397652
-1 i hate this
>>153398204
jelly
short haired soe looks like a man
'just b urself'
>Mfw thinking of zerg strats.
>>153399214
holy cow shes so pretty....
>>153399332
>she
oh i guess its so slow right now because everyone is doing quests in legion
>>153400281
we are all just getting home from work
>>153400313
lol
*gets home from work*
*undoes belt*
*cracks open beer*
puuaaaahhh~!
if you were hypothetically an attractive confident scv trying to catch one of the of stinkers on a campus you hypothetically attended what would your strategy be
note that their english is broken at best and you have no reliable way of finding out what their hobbies and interests are just that they are stinkers
>>153401116
same
*drops a mule*
heh
>>153401137
hmmmmm
try and learn a few easy stinker greeting phrases
also carry around wads of money and 'accidentally' drop the wad in front of her "oh sorry .....ummmmm nihao~~~~~"
i wish i never found this place!!!!
fuck!
>>153401137
you should dance
girls love a guy that can dance
ive never dances in my life but ive had sex many times
that guy is lying
damn that sounds like a really good build order
unfortunately i am broke and i only know offensive chinese internet slang and wechat memes
555555
the stinkers never seem to go to any parties or dancing type events
heh maybe ill just bust my moves out on the sidewalk >:)
xie xie for your consideration scvs
just raped my own dad O_o
>>153401674
dogs don't count freak
>>153401701
bukeqi~~~~
>>153401789
x_x
ni hao!!!
that akward feel when you're friends don't grow beards and your the only man in your peer group
*cracks a frosty one*
ahh time to relax
so glad we're drinking again
大家好~
we never stopped drinking
ni hao
xie xie
wo ai ni
da yingqing
cao ni ma
ni xiang si ma
thats all i know do you think i can get a stinker
>>153402797
need moreee
i had a stinker in college... she worked at a place called golden wok... she smelled real bad and didnt have an ass!!!!
*drinks water*
heh
>>153402624
nihao~~~~~~
wo men shi he pijiu!!! ni ne???
>>153402447
alcoholic beerbro, do you drink good beer or swill?
>>153402970
hmm which phrases would you advise i add to my arsenal
stop drinking so much >.<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4YCvvAF8xw
important information
>>153403252
thats one of my favorites right there bitch!
theyre like $4.50 per bottle here tho so i dont get them much
should i watch rick and morty
*continues watching rollplay*
we dont drink for taste here
we buy cheap beer in large quantities ~
>>153402797
i learned all those words from watching ranma 1/2 because of the chink character shampoo
>>153403598
alcohol unanimously tastes like shit so i dont think anybody does that
>>153403770
what about vodka and lots of ice, that tastes great
>>153404014
your moms pussy tastes great lol
>>153398204
whats ur card
join me over at loli.dance lads
>>153404064
yeah you would know lol
>>153404014
why dont you drink chamomile tea if you want a calmer and a downer
people on alcohol are fucking idiots
>>153403770
here is the secret to getting drunk without icky taste:
take a shot of vodka or whiskey and then eat a couple
sour patch kids as a chaser. all the bad on your tastebuds is instantly replaced with sour. it works so good its almost magic.
theres no excuse for not drinking everyday
sorry were still leekspinning
>>153404379
whats that supposed to mean fucker
>>153404138
1080
>>153404458
>theres no excuse for not drinking everyday
except for destroying your brain and liver and entire health
alcohol is literally poison
the thing youre doing is reallly mentally ill to try to "get it down"this ethanol toxin with these tricks , i hope you understand that
you shouldnt need to do that
yeah tinboy is right *cracks a beer anyways*
*chugs it*
>>153404710
just have a beer and calm down bro
*tosses you one*
*your dad never played catch with you so you miss it*
*it explodes on the floor*
heh, last time i waste one on you, freak
*chugs 2 beers at once*
>>153404818
>>153404859
u guys r funny
but seriously why not just drink something not so detrimental to your health
as if beer is the only drink that exists
to me its just odd.... its basically medication at this point for the masses
hey tinny give me an easy vegan recipe
watch it be something with beans
beer tastes amazing
vodka mixed with anything tastes pretty good
whisky and rum is only good with coke
gin and tonic is shit
i wish i could get drunk every night for the rest of my life
>>153405202
lol
>>153405308
you can tho
and all day
>>153405023
not him,
cook some broccoli with a little bit of garlic and olive oil in a frying pan
it's a good recipe for nornal people too, not just vegans. it's tasty
>>153405023
im eating straight coconut right now shit is fucking the best thing in the world
i dont eat anything cooked ,no meat, hardly any fruit, no grains, no beans
its basically spinach salads and kale salads and swiss chard salads then i might throw some almond slices on top and cucumber and whatever vegetable/herb laying around
all day every day with lots of olive oil and vinegar
in terms of recipes i got none, its all whole foods
>>153405653
lol im not falling for that
>>153405704
lmao
been a while since muslims bombed something what gives??
>>153405653
if youre going to do this i recommend frying brussel sprouts instead of brocolli
probably the best food around town
brussel sprout one of my favorite too
wonder what tofu tastes like
>>153405926
maybe they stopped being idiots
its literally the only way they can lose
>>153406153
its made out of soy so its poison and cow food
i dont eat that shit
i dont need no meat alternative
do mushrooms if u want a healthy meat alternative
nooby vegans need tofu
>>153405308
try my sour patch kid thing once. next time you drink hard liquor.
imagine drinking 151 and it tasted like schnapps,
it changes the taste of booze even more than thatsomeone needs to pass this information on when i'm gone
you cant teach me anything about liquor
>>153406904
did you know that vodka is made from spider webs O.o
>>153406153
tofu NEEDS to be fried or baked so it isnt white & quivering uncooked tofu. raw tofu is for advanced users only
>>153406421
i don't eat onions, peppers, brussel sprouts, mushrooms & lots more!. im not the best vegetarian
tofu is good in a stir fry
everyone knows that
gooks are perfect
>>153407010
spider webs from a village
ls is coaching reckful these days
@___@
>>153407109
do some research on soy im telling you its no good for you and contains estrogens that fuck with ur hormone balance
i would eat meat before i would eat soy
>>153406904
i literally have my bartending certificate for my state
>>153407906
bs i've been having soy since i was young and i turned out fine
>>153408113
wow u can legally mix 2 liquids together fuck u
>>153407827
hwa~!
>>153408146
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/12/04/soy-dangers-summarized.aspx
Anyone have the incontrol pic of him going 1-10 at mlg
>>153408193
i can legally mix up to 5 motherfucker
(but i can only serve you 2 of these)
*mixes beer and vodka together* give me my license
*mixes soy milk in tinny's water without him knowing* he's gonna freak out man.....lol.....
*runs away*
i... gained some weight
>>153408674
add a splash of tabasco and thats called a "beer buster"
>>153408836
so lost it
or drink some soy milk and turn into a chubby girl >:D
maybe ill just drink gallons of soy milk every day to transition
>>153408193
>>153408603
hello but the definition of a cocktail is three ingredients or more not including ice so....
>>153408878
eww.....what the crap that sounds terrible
>>153409484
noooooooo x_x
>>153409250
it is. it really is.
but its a thing. the tabasco masks the vodka but it's still nasty.
>>153408674
the only hard part is remembering the names of the glasses and what goes in each one. you dont have to memorize drink recipes
>>153409206
cocktail is a good movie
>>153409484
r.i.p. in peace amber, you are missed. truly one of the greats
i had 13 pickled onions for dinner lol
>>153409915
x_x
hmmmm *leases a tesla*
new
>>153410079
>>153409915
u rockin legion?