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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Anyone want to share their OC?
No picture required, just the concept.
Genji Shimada! Be nice to him!
hana song
>>153152784
Is a shit
>be support
>genji in every single game
>he always goes for me (with his ult)
>team just stand nearby and does nothing
>"I need healing."
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jamison Fawkes!
>>153160450
>Trying to play Wilson to check the Genji
>Painfully aware of how shit he is without team support
The overnerfed shield is real.
Can they just fucking remove Hanzo from the game? Literally the most boring character to play, depending on how they handle projectiles is completely broken or completely useless, and all the players are cancerous weebs who don't know how to play the game.
In a game earlier where a McCree stood still and ulted and the Hanzo fired at him three times and still managed to miss every single shot. Literal fucking cancer.
>>153160713
+Reaper and Zen being popular picks
btw. HEROES NEVER _______
>>153161038
AUGGH
TALL GIRLS WHERE YOU AT
Like, latitude longitude wise
I promise I'll be gentle.
Which hero do you secretly take pleasure in killing?
>Temple of Anubis
>Zarya on Attack
>Enemy team is making it impossible to go to the 2nd point gate
>Suddenly everyone is there
>Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти!
>5 kills except the torb that was on his sentry
>cap anyways because he ran away to heal
It feels so good when people actually make use of the Graviton Surge
>retards yelling about needing a healer in quick play
is there anything worse
>>153161417
Widowmaker?
My question is, what feeling do you think is stronger? Wanting to kill or wanting to serve Talon?
Why don't we just send this guy to find out about Sombra already?
>Get some Korean genji main
>Always force him to switch since he can't handle microwaves.
>>153161361I'm in NZ.
>>153152784
>forced smile
MY DICK
>>153158986
미얀합니다
>>153148928
I hate they made the green hair his offical when it just looks stupid as well on him.
>>153161417
Tracer without a doubt
>>153161417
It's no secret if everyone says Genji.
>>153161570
>Be Zen
>Tracer shitter always trying to kill me
>Ends dead because of discord
>Taunt everytime
>Changes to Genji
>Still dead
>Then he ults me and only me
>He kills me because I don't have ult
>We win in the end anyways
>>153161693
I agree, I wish sparrow was offical
>>153161693
Be nice!!!
Daily reminder that omnics are the future, the past, and the present. Your women merely exist to be clanked and pass into the iris. Once you go platinum you split the atom.
post comics!
>>153162314
>throw a bunch of computers together
>call it a person
Full name: Rubellite Valor
Nicknames: Ruddy, Red
Gender: Female
Age: 26 years old
Sexuality: Bisexual
Place of birth: Australian outback
Alliance: Reformed Overwatch
Past alliances: The outback exiles, sand wyverns
Role: Defense
Main weapon: Cross bow
Written description: A short girl with a slim build and pale skin. She has short to medium length dark red hair. Rubellite also has freckles dotting her face, shoulders, and back. Due to the radiation in the out back she has unnatural bright yellow eyes. Her sand wyvern outfit has a brown scarf, belt and boots. She has a tan tunic as well as tan pants. For her overwatch outfit its white while the markings on her suit are a deep crimson color.
Corrupted Tracer skin when?
>>153162561
Talon skins when?
>>153162504
>Rubellite Valor
>having to list sexuality
>not just listing Australia as pob since the whole country is like one big town anyways
Stopped reading their to prevent further anger.
>>153162504
Backstory: Her family was part of a small group in the outback who strayed from the Junkers. At the age of ten she strayed too far from home. She was promptly captured by Junkers and sold to some talon agents. Rubellite was taken to a talon testing facility. It is here she met her best friend Peregrine. The girl was older than her by five years. After two years of being stuck in the testing facility and having horrible experiments done to them they had started to plot escape. This spread quickly to the other people trapped in this man made hell. A month before the plot was supposed to go through Peregrine and Rubellite were taken for extensive testing. Rubellite came back but had gained the inability to be burned as well as being quicker than a normal human. She had to quickly learn how to use her new heat powers. Peregrine was given the power over electricity as well as being stronger than most. She was also brainwashed, but only half way. Upon hearing the plans of escape her memories came rushing back. On the day of escape she helped and tried to escape. There was an unexpected explosion and in a last effort to help Rubellite and the others she trapped herself. Rubellite was distraught. Her and the group of misfits managed to escape Australia.
>>153162561
These are so cringey, Christ.
>>153162519
What's this trying to imply?
>>153162685
ANON, I....
>>153162663
They ended up wandering until they made a home for themselves in the desert surrounding the temple of Anubis. At the age of fifteen Rubellite formed the group of sand wyverns. Bounty hunters who targeted those who possibly had something to do with talon. At the age of twenty five the overwatch recall happened. Leaving her group in the capable hands of her second in command, Matt Ryder. Yes she was obviously accepted into overwatch but it did take some persuasion. She formed a quick friendship with Tracer as well as Hana song. Due to all her knowledge on talon she went on many dangerous missions. One she was sent on brought her face to face with the two notorious junkers, Junkrat and Roadhog. They met a few more times. Rubellite has grown very fond of Junkrat and does have a small crush on him. Yes the feeling is reciprocated but they aren’t ready to say anything. At the same time a new notorious talon member has risen with the name of Cerberus.
>>153162561
I'm all for the edgy "Hero falls to villainy" thing 'cause I'm just that type of faggot but these are awful.
>>153162643
Not soon enough.
>>153162314
>past
>future
Eastern philosophy considers there to only be the eternal present.
>when they can't kill the tracer
>>153162314
Here's a thought
Throw that gay healing thing in the trash. When Zenyatta presses Q he uses his extra arms to machinegun balls out like the mother fucking fist of the north star, and gains 2 extra Harmony and Discord orbs for the duration.
>>153162837
>>153162685
>>153163030
>tfw your whole team gives you cummies after the match and you hear "EPIC"
>>153162770
That was Mondatta's thing.
>>153162919
>tank form
>doing shit to Rein shield
Unless you're close enough to get inside of it, you're 100x better off in sentry mode.
>>153162971
>implying I don't have higher priority targets
Maybe if the fucking Reaper would do something I wouldn't have to worry about the Roadhog going unpunished and hooking half our team.
Tracer is CUTE!
>>153163253
>Tracer is CUTE!
But can she cook the casserole without burning it?She can't. So she forces me to do this to her.
>>153161417
Hanzo. No matter if he's so good it's maddening or a useless piece of shit dragging his team down. Fuck Hanzo.
>>153163330
More heroes going through massive trauma with minimum edge
>>153162561
>>153162874
>>153163030
>>153163056
I wish those didn't use the disgusting red/black palette. There are other ways to make the character look like a villain than using that shit.
>needs more animu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_KWcpL1uw
>>153163724
does this count
>>153163724
What is updog?
>>153163987
>Overlook
>>153148504
Would Widowmaker be into anal? I think she would be an anal idol desu
>>153163861
someone on tumblr does some pretty rad reverse overwatch stuff without dipping into edge and i love it
>>153164161
Of course.
Bully Genji
Make Genji cry
Kidnap Genji
Rape Genji
Cum inside Genji while he cries after his brother to save him
Send Genji full of cum to his brother
Kidnap Genji againMake Genji become a mind broken slut for his brother, becoming the biggest dishonor to the shimada family.
>>153164161
I'd think she's be into hardcore bdsm and the only way she could go off is by killing her mate
hey, that's sort of what spiders do
please post pharmacy
>>153164268
I love the red accents
...I don't think those are accents
>>153164429
Date Genji
Introduce Genji to your family
Marry Genji
>>153164517
>>153164268
Yeah, this one looks good.
>>153164762
But Dr. Ziegler I thought your parents are dead?
>you will never put tracer through the same brainwashing widowmaker went through so you can turn tracer into a sex slave
>>153163023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoLadZotBuE
Kiss genji
Is there a JUST edit of Pharah?
WIDOWMAKER's huge dick
>>153164846
I'm ready.
>>153161417
Tracer.
>HOLD UP THERE
>BANG
>>153164762
Kill anybody Genji loves and cares about infront of him
Save Hanzo so He can rape Genji while he talks about their childhood memories
Make Genji wish he was dead
Sell Genji as a sex slave
Daily reminder that mercy is trash compared to zen even after buffs and using her still makes you a liability.
Tseini is actually insane on Genji
>>153165131
daily reminder to play whatever you want
>>153164846
tell me about it
>>153165083
>>153164983
how are they gonna have babies?
isn't Genji like all robot except his face and some organs?
like robocop?
>>153165206
not in comp you won't faggot
play the fucking meta
>>153165207
I remember that thread.
>>153165251
>thinking breeding is required in a world of nanobots
How many more times will the Omnics need to conduct genocidal campaigns before people realize that they aren't our friends?
>>153165206
Yeah in quick play, keep that bitch out of comp until some decent buffs come her way im tired of being gimped.
>>153165207
Widow must have learned from the bestBlackwatch!
>>153165362
but I want my cute Mercy/Genji baby
they will make beautiful kids and Zanyatta can take care of all of them while the parents are out doing real work
>>153164995
How can anyone enjoy playing defense?
>>153165303
>>153165383
But there is only quick play. Be grateful that someon picks a healer at all.
>>153165558
playing Junkrat is a lot of fun
on other news what was that PTR-update about?
>>153165558
I feel you. When I see DEFEND in the left corner I instantly lose all the will to play.
Which Overwatch heroes do you think suffer from PTSD?
>>153165504
Genji is a monk who lives in a monastery for robots. Not exactly someone who's likely to be a dad.
>>153165505
Oh god yes.
>>153165634
So do i. That's why i play him on offense. Worked great so far.
>>153165740
I suffer from PTDS.
Post Traumatic Dick Syndrome.
>>153165812
He probably doesn't have a dick either. The crotch section of his armor/body looks a little tight.
>>153165008Post source i keep forgetting the name
>>153165740
bastion
>>153162874
I want Overwatch operator Amelie.
>>153165740
One of them is canon.
>>153165131
Will rather have a Zenyatta who can't aim?
>>153165870
Genji, I gave you a sweet ass so be happy you ungrateful little shit.
>>153164429
I like the sound of that!
>1 hour of mccree playtime
>still no sick 3-5 man deadeye kills
at least i got some sick flicks against this cunt tracer and genji today
any tips for deadeye?
>>153165941
WHY IS SHE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>still cant choose which game modes to queue for
why
>>153166001
Since you dont have to aim discords/harmonies, yes.
I think Widow's zoom should be even bigger.
>>153166075
Widowmaker comes in many flavors fuckboii...
>It's an enemy team has two healers game and our only healer is an Ana who is playing her as a shitty widowmaker
>>153165941
I'm kinda working on a design of post-redemption Overwatch Widowmaker skin. Will post when I'm finished.
>>153166203
It should be adjustable instead.
Why do only good zen players use ascendant skin?
FUCK HANAMURA HONESTLY
WHO'S DUMB IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE DEFENDER SPAWN LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING POINT
>>153165874
it's detachable
>>153166046
Do it only on situations where nobody is expecting you and the enemy is fighting the rest of your team
https://a.pomf.cat/wancop.webm
Shitters only use this skin: __________
>>153166425
>what is Anubis B
Both are really shitty maps desu but I've noticed in Hanamura if you lose point A many times Defences in point B will melt way to fast. Anubis on attack is just disgusting
>>153165941
I'm sick and tired of seeing this yellow Amelie! Have at you!
>>153166473
what does that star below your level mean?
>>153165935
Kagura Senran
>>153152784
Hana caught pissing JAV when?
>>153164161
DELETE THIS
>>153166637
Much better. Thank you.
ANNOUNCER PACKS WHEN?
>>153160713
>Wilson
>>153166414
Because it's the best skin
>>153166004
does Mercy feel guilty about Genji's situation?
>>153166643
That I'm a fatso that reached level 100.
I'm 200 now https://a.pomf.cat/wpmfci.webm
>>153166425
Playing Torb is best way to win Hanamura defense. A well placed turret is almost impossible to destroy without overextending.
>>153148928
hug genji
take genji on a nice date
hold hands with genji
buy genji a drink
spike genji's drink
rape genji
make genji cum against his will
call genji a stupid useless whore
leave genji ass-up behind a yakuza karaoke bar
>>153166425
its just a terrible game mode
im starting to leave it on sight
>>153166602
Carbon Fiber
>>153165935
Kangoku Senkan
report this guy for stealing mei from me
at least he has a nice name
What are the things on Tracer's forearms? I thought it was where she stored her guns, but apparently not...
>>153166890
That's how you rip the heels off of your boots.
>>153166602
Noire Widowmaker
>>153166671
thanks m8
>>153165740
All of them, most of them have been through and have seen some shit.
So does everyone have a dumb fan pairing?
>TracerxWidow
>LucioxDVa
>PharahxMercy
>JunkratxMei
>76xAna
>McCreexZarya
>ZenxGenji
>,,,
>>153166819
>https://a.pomf.cat/wpmfci.webm
ah okay
so star + number = your current level? 250?
>>153166815
>Mercy
>Guilty
>>153166939
unimportant clutter
>8.9462%
>>153166352
Do it, there's never enough blueberry.
>>153167029
Exactly
Once you reach 600 you get a silver profile pic.
>have played nothing but eichengerman since the ptr update released it
THIS MAP
IS SO
BAD
>>153167028
>76xAna
>dumb
>>153163158
>>153162519
>"Mondatta was an inspiration to me"
>"To us all. I miss him greatly."
My heart...
Why, Anon? Why must you do this to my feels?
>winston
>need zarya shield, harmony orb, pocket mercy, torb armor, sym shields, and connected to a hivemind with your team to perfectly do dives
>he's considered a tank
what was blizzard thinking?
>>153167028
Having soldiers and mercenaries in make-believe relationships is literally the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
>>153167049
yes, guilt. Mercy is a compassionate doctor who has dedicated her life to easing people's suffering, it makes complete sense that she would be troubled by Genji's trauma
>>153166602
tracer legendaries
>>153160625
>you will never convince him to take a bath with you
>you will never gently wash his back for hours, getting all the dirt off him while he purrs in contentment
Why even bother?
>>153167216
I love how everybody on the blizzard forums ignores this and just says that winston is fine whenever anybody says he needs a buff or rework
>Eichenwald
>prepare to attack
>>153167345
why the fuck do people keep forgetting that Junkrat is murderous, impulsive, and unhinged mentally? he isn't some meek moeblob, he'd kill you for the gold fillings on your teeth
>>153167345
Why does every junk-fag think he would ever let you do this?
>>153167216
>he was picked by both finalists in the last big tournament
>somehow shitters think he is bad
>>153166883
the maps are the problem, that's it
and you know what the worst part is? blizzard will never let user created maps exist.
>>153167345
>you will never smooch cute clean junkrat
>you will never run your fingers through his soft freshly washed hair>you will never make him dirty again
It literally hurts my heart.
>>153161417
Genji obviously.
>>153164429
>>153165107
good shit
>>153167284
>Mercy is a compassionate doctor who has dedicated her life to easing people's suffering
They fall for it every time...
How does one findSombra?
>>153167223
There is literally nothing abnormal about projecting your dreams/fetishes/desires onto a fictional character, whatever the story of the character is.
>>153167551
I want to fuck Sombra.
>>153167345
>you will never discover discover that 70% of Junkrat's body mass is actually dirt and ash
>you will never clean it away and find out he's a barely functioning skeleton covered in charred tendons
>>153167554
Besides it being retarded.
Gonna draw a torbjorn pacha edit because nobody loves metal manlet. Should I do vanilla or one of his legendary skins?or both, but I might be too lazy for that.
>>153165740
I wouldn't bat an eyelash if Blizzard reveals that Mercy is fucked in the head.
lol
>>153167697
Vanilla.
>>153165251
>>153165362
>>153165504
Mercy is a genius in medical science. I'm sure she could figure out how to artificially inseminate herself with just a bit of Genji's DNA. I mean shit, we can do that now. That is how we cloned Dolly.
>>153167435
>>153167441
But anons, he's never had anyone to love him and straighten him out, that's part of the appeal!
In fact I don't even give a fuck. He can kill me and ride my corpse and I'd still be happy because he's just so perfect.
>>153167697
vanilla, his legendaries are shit
>>153167605
Pedo.
What current map you hate the most and why?
And what map you like the most and why?
I fucking hate Hollywood because it is just ugly and too plain place. Hanamura is one of my favorites because it's just pretty comfy feeling.
>searched for 6 games today
>4 have been Nepal
>other 2 Hollywood
I would prefer if you didn't do that
people say winston is OP
but like 3/4 of the hero pool are really good against him
Dva's Meka Eva roar when
Dva Eva skins when
>>153167637
That makes him sound like a fucking Dark Souls boss, my dude.
>>153167843
>>153167761
Vanilla it is then. Ill get right on it.
>>153167938
but do you do when he's behind a reinhardt?
>Zen ults on point on Nepal sanctum
>Zerya's with him, she's at roughly 70%
>Whole Hog Ready
>I take my opportunity
>launch Zen and Zarya off the ledge
>go into overtime and win
>potg is me launching Zen and Zarya off the ledge
>>153167997
godspeed
>>153167547
they confirmed that Mercy isn't evil in the same announcement where they clarified which characters use prosthetic limbs
What's the most cancerous team composition?
>>153167642
A lot of things about human psychology are retarded. But it's neither weird nor unusual.
>>153167861
Dorado and Volskaya just because I played there 10 fucking times today.
>>153167861
Hanamura because it's a total snoozefest, even with the nice setting. Waiting 10+ minutes for the game to end because attack can't coordinate enough isn't fun.
Route 66 reminds me of home too much to not be my favorite. It's also a payload map, which is my favorite mode.
>>153167830
>that's part of the appeal
The appeal is that he's a mentally unhinged garbage boy and I want to step on his dick and make him squirm.
>>153168097
anything that involves 2 or more tracers
>>153167938
Winston is way far from OP, he's good only if he have atleast good pocket ana and godlike with pocket zarya + zen + ana. But he's complete trash in solo-play.
>>153167979
I'd rather have Sakura Taisen mechas.
>>153167979
never you fucking weeb
>>153168097
Torb, Sym, Zarya, and Lucio/Mercy. Maybe junkrat for YOU REALLY STEPPED IN IT, MATE.
>>153168097
6 meis on koth
if they take the point you're never taking it back
>>153168032
can't you just walk away because he has no range
>>153168207
so why do I carry games with him solo constantly
I mean I agree he's not amazing, but he's far from trash
>>153168165
Fuck off. I masturbated yesterday. I don't want to have to do it again.
>>153168080
And you keep believing that. No matter what anyone tells you anon.
>>153166046
Get high ground, activate it before anyone's in your LOS. Creep around the corner after the first 2-3 seconds, the enemy team is probably scared shitless looking for you and not finding you.
I've helped a lot of team wipes this way.
>>153167845
I WANT TO FUCK SOMBRA
>>153167845
>Sombra is the mexican girl from the trailer
shut the fuck up, this is retarded and I'm sick of hearing people say it
you will NEVER EVER EVER get a good team in qp
>>153168165
>>153167830
Part of the appeal of Junkrat and Roadhog is the fact that they could murder me with one hand
>>153167861
Love King's Row and Nepal. Night London is comfy and I like hybrid maps. Nepal is simply beautiful and I love playing Sanctum.
Hate Hollywood most of all. Shit map, shitty first point, ugly backdrops.
anyone else really miss Lucioball? it was so great for winding down after an annoying cancer filled match
>be blizzard
>spend time designing new stadium
>make all new ruleset and game
>for some reason shut game down while there is still no competitive for some new shitty brawl no one wants to play
>>153168471
so they're only like by DAMAGED people?
>>153168364
You would
>>153168275
>so why do I carry games with him solo constantly
Maybe because your enemies are complete trash?
What level do you have?
Winston wouldnt work without good teamplay with your support if your enemies are not braindead or some low-lvl who dont understand game yet.
Or you playing competitive with him where people in your team rolling 2-2-2 meta? Then yeah, he's very good.
>>153168554
delete this pic, Sombra is an omnic
>>153168516
>Spend time designing new stadium
Except they didn't, that's literally a map from Rocket League.
>>153168516
Maybe they threw it into the line up for the weekly
>>153168275
>carrying games it winston
stop fucking lying faggot.
>>153168525
Nothing wrong with that. Everyone's a little fucked in the head.
>first round of a match, admittedly get stomped
>enemy team gets cocky
>we we win two rounds in a row due to their hubris
>win 4-2
Is there any better feeling? Pushing their smug back at them? My only regret is that I can't record matches (shit-tier CPU) because I wanted to save that entire thing.
oh my god winston is just so worthless against zarya and zenyatta
when are those fucking heroes getting nerfed
>play tracer
>constantly get instakilled
idk how we're supposed to get married if I can't play her.
>>153168471
That's what you get for trying to jew them
>>153168525
please no
>>153166219
>>153165505
>tfw will never taste the many flavors of the smugberry'slong popsicle
BUT WHY
>Join match
>team picks 2 Hanzos, ana, Widow and Genji
>immediately leave
I just don't get it, these are over level 100 players, do people enjoy losing?
>>153168732
Practice. I was the same way. Now Istill die less often
hehe
>>153168815
>quickplay
>>153168647
Synthetic skin my dude
>>153163724
it took me ages to find this
I haven't played in a few weeks so I dunno what the balance changes did.
Is Ana still useless or just high skill ceiling?
Did they over-nerf Zenyatta again? Is the golden age of Enlightenment over?
>>153168884
Sorry, not everyone can play PTR with 350 ping
>Do amazingly as Tracer for a few days
>Be put on worse and worse teams
>Decide to try and learn McCree
>Didn't realize how much I was carrying as Tracer as these teams can barely get out of the fucking front door
>Switch to Tracer and carry them
Fuck what people say about forced 50 being fake. The game is absolutely expecting me to carry a team and it is never more obvious than when I switched to a class I am bad at.
>>153168783
TO SUFFER
Winston is trash versus:
Reaper
Mei
Bastion
Zarya
Reinhardt
Roadhog
D.va
Zenyatta
Ana
yeah I'm mad fucking salty desu
>>153168695
Its not a lie. You pretty much can carry games with winston if you have a good pocket ana.
>>153168525
I just want my men big and strong and able to pin me down and also murder me. Is that so wrong anon.
>>153169026
kek
>>153168471
>junkrat will never kill you and end your shitty existence once and for all
Why live?
>try out widow on attack
>3 golds including both objective ones
I like it
>>153168943
Ana is fine. It's just that 90% of all Ana players are horrible.
>>153168976
>play an easy hero
>win
>play a hard hero
>lose
yup, that's how it tends to go m8
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4zzk8v/this_kind_of_shit_is_why_the_avoid_player_feature/
>support cucks
>try to play pharah
>mccree can still kill you in 3 hits from a mile away
I like how Pharah is STILL trash.
>>153168913
>YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING
>JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS
>YOU ARE NOT THE GENJI THAT I KNEW
>>153168943
nothing
nothing changed aside from hanzo now being overpowered
except thats not really a change and he was overpowered before but he was butt outside of like a 5m radius around him where he could actually consistently hit arrows so it didnt matter much
>>153169317
Good, stay that way.
>>153168695
honestly it depends more on the team composition than any real skill with the hero
>play ana
>genji and I both have our ults
>told genji to get ready
>he ults
>the moment I pressed Q, our mercy went between us
>she got boosted instead
>mercy and I laugh in the chat and think it's funny
>genji was sperging out and got mad even though he got a triple kill without my boost
That's it, if I ever see genji again I'd rather cut off my fingers than heal him
genji mains are literal cancer.
/owg/ I genuinely want to know, what the fuck did Hanzo actually do to Genji for him to need 98% of his body replaced?
>>153169079
>I want my men big and strong and able to pin me down
nothing wrong with that
>and also murder me
something might be a bit wrong with that
>>153169451
i want to die
>>153169439
I literally never heal a genji outside of comp.
>>153169447
titty twister
>>153168909
>Synthetic skin my dude
why would an Omnic choose to wear synthetic skin?
Nerf Widowmaker's ass.
>>153169149
>junkrat will never hold you down by the neck while roadhog punches you in the stomach so hard the word "LEFT" is imprinted into your skin
Why don't they make some incentives to playing the brawl? Like a free crate if you win once like in Hearthstone.
>>153169207
is the implication here supposed to be that mcree is hard?
>>153169581
Self-hatred?
I'm personally more a fan of more mechanically-obvious robots, like Zenyatta, but a synth is fine too
>>153169447
From what I hear he cut him up with his his(hanzo's) sword. It's the sort you see resting at hanamura at the second point that Hanzo is paying tribute to.
Where is the competitive chart updated for the latest ptr changes
>>153169447
>>153163987
>keking this hard
my sides
when the h*ck is the patch getting out of ptr
>>153169447
Dragon blade
>>153169710
>it's the sword***** you see resting at hanamura
>>153169697
>self-hating Omnic
and why would a self-hating Omnic be trying to reactivate all of the god AIs?
>>153169761
LOL
Junker or Scavenger?
>>153169697
>Reaper, Torbjorn, Zarya all have lines talking about how Sombra is "one of the good ones"
>>153169801
Knowing Blizzard, this is probably a reference to The Postman, since every other line in their games is a fucking reference to SOMETHING or other.
>>153170025
junker
>>153169710
But couldn't he just fucking stab him once instead of shredding his entire body? What was he hoping to accomplish?
>>153169447
the ol' spicy keychain
>>153169451talking straight here, I have no idea where it cropped up from. I was always into being a bit of a sub, but sometime over the past two years it leaped from "i like my men being able to dominate me" to "i like my men being able to literally hospitalize me without batting an eye". I've had wet dreams where I just get the shit beaten out of me or I get murdered and I wake up in a daze. what the fuck do I do to stop it. this ain't good.
I WANT TO FUCK LOLI SOMBRA
>>153168554
>sombra not even released yet
>there is already porn of her
Never change.
>>153170107
seeks legitimate psychological help before you purposefully get in an abusive relationship to satisfy your fetishes
>>153169642
This turns me on because I want to die.
>>153170107
why are homos like this
>>153170074
Why?
>>153169635
Never
>>153170075
he probably DID stab him once, and the reason why Mercy had to replace his body is because he was only found and brought to her after his flesh had decayed past the point of revival. It's not like they immediately packed him up and took him to the Overwatch hospital, they were the mob who were hiding from them
>>153170038
lie
>>153168276
I could have sworn that was a map of Europe.
>>153170107
you are filth
>>153170237
This is nothing new
What's a character you used to play that you now dislike/never touch anymore?Genjifor me. Found out there's a lot more fun to be had, another plus is it's now a lot easier to help my teammates deal with him.
>>153170249
>This turns me on because I want to die.
same
want 2 play together?
Deculture#1318
Where would you take him on your first date?
>it's a team caps the point then immediately forgets to defend it episode
>>153170295
The color is better
>>153167742
>when Mercy loves somebody
>she turns them into a cyborg to keep them with her
>FOREVER
>welcome to the cyborg harem
>>153169317
>trash because one (1) hero out of 22 is ridiculous
This is not how it works you piece of shit. If McCree didn't exist, Pharah would be perfectly viable.
The problem here is that McCree has the best weapon in the game by far while having 0 (zero) counter or weakness.
>9.0070%
>>153170420
No im not a fag
>>153170364
I feel like you're trying to make a point, but I don't get it
Moniker: Imperator
Real Name: Margrit Douglas
Age: 26
Nationality: American - Irish/Native
Occupation: Self-Checkout cashier
Affiliation: Overwatch, War Riggers
Role: Offense
Quote: “I hope you choke on a ladybug”
Abilities:
Non-Stop - Imperator’s fast attack, able to skate along most surfaces and inflict massive damage with punches and kicks before skating away to the next opponent; at higher levels, some of the blows will chain right through a group
Recycling - Imperator knocks an opponent a large distance away from the objective and skates backwards, making it very difficult to land a hit on her; unfortunately, any opponent behind her has a clear shot
Witness Me - Imperator’s strong attack, a jumping punch that temporarily stuns her opponent, allowing others to either dispatch them or move past
Rise Up - Imperator’s Ultimate. While listening to Hamilton, she will begin chanting part of My Shot, and a musket will appear in her hand; she fires a single ball in the air, which becomes many bombs upon the descent, raining down and exploding in rhythm to the song upon her enemies
>>153170501
Don't kid yourself,mate
>>153170326
Please.
9 PERCENT, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR 9 PERCENT
>>153169797
In mid-September for some stupid fucking reason
>>153170107
Anyone have that google screenshot where the top search suggestion was "Why do I want my boyfriend to beat me?"
>>153170475
PTR Spamzo can kill Pharah just as easily. So can Soldier, Zen, Bastion and even Mei.
>>153170262not a dude
>>153170451
>>welcome to the cyborg harem
eh, I could live with it
>>153170501
r u a grill
>>153170636
>ptr hanzo
if he makes it off PTR as is I'm done with this game.
>>153170107
Okay I'm gonna stop you right there...
As a sub I can tell you that it's not about getting the shit beaten out of you.If that's what you want I suggest that you seek psychological help.Being a sub is about giving control to someone that you trust and can satisfy your need to be dominated without going off the deep end.
9%
GIVE IT UP FOR 9%
>>153170614
that'c cute.
>>153170489
>he's not at 23.0780%
>>153170623
>>153170107
Bruh I know exactly how you feel. I have the same wet dreams and I've had a series of relationshipswith both men and womenthat revolved around my partner hurting me.
It's kind of anti-climatic in reality though. Once your dick's satisfied you end up wanting more, and when you realise you can't have more, you try to escape but it's really hard.
I use contact sports to satisfy my cravings. Maybe that would help you too. I joined a fencing club for the main purpose of getting hurt in a controlled setting.
>>153170614
The best character in the game is a fedora tipping neckbeard who's also a self-proclaimed basass motherfucker
>>153170614
>Hello fellow 17 year old; I am Dr Angela Ziegler- teen-genius, head of surgery, had a break through in nanobiology and I woke up like this and you are?
>...McCree
>>153168097
More than one Junkrat with a Hanzo
>>153170614
Why did Mercy want to keep them apart? Did she think McCree would be a bad influence? Maybe looking up to McCree would lead Fareeha to a life of JUSTICE! and violence?Way to fuck that up, Doc.
>>153170420
I legitimately cannot think of somewhere public where Junkrat wouldn't immediately attract the attention of the authorities.
>>153170636
>Soldier
No he can't. Before the Zen meta, the meta was Pharah against S76 and it was balanced.
If you die against any other hero than McCree, you have been out fucking skilled and need to git gud.
>>153170614
Why is mercy such a bitch?
>>153170797
Please nerf it?
>>153170801
stop ruining sports for me
You know, I hate it when gays spam post gay shit.
I had no problem with faggots
But now I do.
>>153170776
>>153170627
Wait, what's going on...?
WHOA, WOAH
>>153170627
>>153170776
Oops sorry, anon
>>153170936
>>153170974
because McCree just got picked up off the street for running guns and drugs for a murderous gang, and the pacifistic Mercy might not have been the biggest fan of that?
guise make sure you go upboat this post to show Blizzard we are PISSED
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4zz8i4/anyone_else_prefer_the_short_sweet_ana_hero/
>>153170936
>>153170974
Because McCree was an arms dealer and overall criminal.
Who /I don't care anymore about sombra/ here?
>>153170438
wow what a meaningful thought process
>>153170974
>criminal giving weird looks to cute little girl
>not overreacting
What kind of shit neighborhood do you live in?
>>153170996
Can't do m8
>>153171031
DAY 23
>>153171083
I still care, but not enough to give a shit about any of this ARG bullshit
>mei puts her wall up for no reason so the enemy team has time to group up at a choke
>the single enemy she walled off could have been dead by the time his teammates showed up
hurr durr look at me i'm helping. I don't think mei is too cancerous as a hero but the people who play her are all morons who think they're cute for being retarded. can't wait for her to be in every match
>>153171083
me here
>>153171052
>>153171128
>>153170974
I wonder if McCree ever hit on Mercy and got the biggest 'fuck off' in his young life
>>153171104
For what other reason would you choose a skin other than how it looks, you retard
>>153171104
It's a skin anon, Junker and Scavenger are basically a recolor of each other.
for me the best color is Junker.
wooo
yayy
yeaaa wooooo
>>153171083
Sombra almost reminds me of a female Kylo Ren, trying to live up to the edge example of Reaper
>>153170936
>>153170974
I think it's more along the lines of keeping the child away from the former criminal drug and weapons trafficking leader.Also, Mercy has to make sure her future food source is kept pure and fresh.
>>153171083
I care about a 23rd hero
Just not the ARG
They need to take lessons from people who have done it right
>>153170420
Outback Steakhouse
NO RULES JUST ROIGHT
>>153171128
>boyscout
>criminal
fuck off pedo lesbian
>>153161417
genji or lucio when you hook them as roadhog.
So nice just one shotting someone after you've dug a hook into their flesh and pulled them towards you.
>open Lootbox
>two icons, one duplicate
>money
>a spray
>>153171161
Please don't be cruel. Nerf it please.
>>153171083
Only care if something actually related to Sombra comes from the ongoing shit. A single sentence in Spanish with another skull isn't all that engaging.
>>153170803
>Fedora tipping
>Doesn't know McCree wears a stetson
Just a country dude with old sensibilities.
>>153171328
>McCree
>boyscout
>not a criminal
fuck off loser cowboy wannabee, don't you have more mentors to abandon in their hours of need?
>>153171239
he barely even recognizes her going by in game comments. Pretty sure they never spoke during their time in the old overwatch.
>>153171223
What he should have done there is put the wall up behind the fucker so he couldn't escape
>>153170771believe me buddy, I know. I still love the idea of being dommed, but it's also like. you know what else would be cool? dying at the hands of someone else. I just wanna suss out when the latter became a thing. I'm certainly not gonna turn a partner down because they're not willing to break my ribs
>>153170801in my first and only relationship, my boyf sprung choking on me out of nowhere, right in the middle of when we were fuckin' one night. no warning, no previous "are you ok with this" conversation, so I think that's where it started? now im super into it whoops. I should give rugby a go.
>>153171239
>implying McCree is into stuck-up cunts
>>153171161
>saving my webms
yay
>>153170936
>>153170974
I'd would do the same honestly, wasn't Jesse in the cartel or something before joining overwatch?
PHARAH BUFFS WHEN
HOLY FUCK THIS HERO IS SO HARD COUNTERED BY MCCREE
>barely any reaper/mccree fanart even though reyes was his instructor
>>153171573
Of course
>>153171573
Could you make a frontal one of her hand wave emote?
>>153171615
Never.
Pharah will never be good.
>>153171241
>>153171250
Why is the color better you imbeciles
>play widowmaker
>do eh
>play mccree
>do everything widowmaker can do, plus be able to hold my own shit at close quarters
wew
i'll still play as her becausewaifubut still
learn how to fucking balance your heroes blizzard
>>153171665
Why does Widowmaker have dreads in origins skin?
>be in the middle/farthest from some fucking fall
>DERRRRRRRRR ME SO GUD ME SO GUIUUUUDD
>pharah nigg or lucio nigg
>pushes you back 20 feet and instant death
>lol im so gud
most pathetic bullshit
also
>lucio ult now removes zarya barrier
>zarya barrier now removes lucio ult
>Genji can no longer dash when being slowed by mei
>>153171761
It looks like it's covering her hair instead of being the actual hair.
>>153171761
They're cables that were connected to the brainwashing machine? At least that's my guess.
>>153171761
Widow likes to be BLACKED and she likes to look the part
>wait patiently for ~2 weeks to get to 1k coins so i can buy night ops s76
>hanging out with friends yesterday we get to 1k so i buy it
>tell him "watch me get this skin on the next loot box"
>it actually just happened
fuck my life
>>153169439
Literally never happened
*squeeze*
>>153171747
>Want to play McCree
>realize I can't aim
>>153171341
the hook goes around their waist, not into them, fucktard.
>>153171737
Do you happen to be autistic?
>>153171898
Thats what you get for wanting such an ugly skin
I tried out Pharah today! How did I do, /owg/?
>>153171928
I can aim pretty well.
I just can't do it while scoped in. The zoom fucks my face.
>>153171637
>fujos
>making art for pairings that make a lick of sense
Reminder that the McCree nerfs were not enough.
Pharah and 76 are still completely useless in their current states compared to him.
>Play as Ana with Mercy on the team
>Everyone thanks her but never thanks me
>I even healed more than her by the end
o-ok
>>153172000
>>153172052
every day pharah is useless is a good day
>>153172053
Play Lucio if you want my love
which heroine gives the best deepthroat?
>>153172142
dumb bunposter
>>153172053
I always thank my Anas.
Especially when they buff me for a team killLucios can go fuck right off though
>>153171807
Are you actually retarded, like diagnosed at some point
>>153171223
I do this by accident since I miss the ice wall all the time trying to stop them from fleeing.
>>153172173
The healslut.
STOP QUEUEING ME INTO AN INSTANT LOSS
STOP
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
HOLY FUCK STOP WASTING MY TIME
>>153171637
>white southern boy fucking a black mexican
Not in this Trump timeline
>>153172223
It's nice that those instalosses don't count in statistics.
>>153161417
Tracer, zarya and phara mid ult
Sup?
>>153171906
good thing I always record my games
you genji apologist
>>153172360
What the fuck is this?
What does it mean when someone starts spectating, someone who is not even in the match? How you can watch other people play? Can you somehow "turn it off" so random people won't see my shit play from my pov?
>>153172360
this didn't get anyone last time, and it's not going to now
>>153171974
t. hooked flesh lucio/genji
>>153172052
What McCree nerfs? The one that makes Nigh Noon drain ult meter even if cancelled?
I think the forced 50/50 is more than a meme, after having to play quickplay. Non stop thrown into lost games with very little chance to turn it around, thrown against teams as a solo player and paired with retards non stop. I have an alt account and my experience is nothing like this shit.
what is a quickslinger?
A friend tried to use this term when talking about mccree but it literally has no definition in the dictionary. The conversation came up about mccree being a cowboy/gunslinger.
>>153171975
>asked to explain oneself
>A-AUTISM
Yeah sure
>>153172360
It's an ok shoop but the character design doesn't look polished enough to be in a blizzard game
>>153172360
Hi, /v/.
>>153172360
How did this guy manage to make an even worse design than the last? It's so fucking bland too.
filename
>>153161417
As Tracer main, Genji by far.
That fucker is slippier than lubed soap. If he isn't climbing or jumping or dashing, he is deflecting and you have to awkardly stop firing to wait he is done handflapping like an autistic child.
And then his dash goes off cooldown and gets away with 20 hp left.
I have slight dick turgidity every time I hear his death scream.
>>153172401
Play competitive. It cannot be spectated
>>153161417
Hanzo and Junkrat
I feel like I'm punishing them for their crimes against everyone else playing Overwatch
>>153172248
Fan art doesn't necessarily mean porn. It would be cool to see what their mentor/mentee relationship was like.
>>153163330
Best not to dwell on the past, eh?
>>153171341
>getting hooked by a roadhog as a lucio
>somehow don't die in one hit
>proceed to 1v1 him and win
>mfw
Why are PathPork fags so bad at the game?
>>153172482
Your friend just tried to combine gunslinger and quick draw.
>>153172474
>Pharah and 76 are still completely useless
Only at high levels of play where team coordination and a high level of mechanical skill makes them useless. For the majority of players they're still good to use.
>>153172847
Does he sling guns, or do his guns LINGERRRR?
>>153165223
How do I get good with McMeme? All I do is to get close, flash bang, fan the Hammer and then hope to don't die until I can do the same, I'm a little more used to s76 but he seems a little useless lately
>>153172474
Oops wrong quote.
>>153172052
>>153172824
Because most of them can't aim and just use the hook, and think that their gigantic health pool and self-heal will save them
They should be playing Junkrat, the character that actually doesn't need to aim at all
>>153172052
There's nothing wrong with Soldier 76so long as you're on defence and want to run a 1 support strat to get in an extra Offense hero
>>153172024
set the scope sens to 38 if you want it to be the same as unscoped
>>153171761
It's not an origin skin. It's an exclusive skin for preordering and not part of Origins pack.
>>153172572
>Mexsickans, chinks, dindus, mooslims
>>153172891
>For the majority of players they're still good to use.
They literally aren't.
Pharah is bottom 3 heroes in the game right now. Even a decent McCree will completely shit on her and make her useless.
I got another one boys
>>153172891
THIS
95% of people playing the game are not good enough for the meta to even matter. Just play what you wantbut don't be one of those faggots who picks Widowmaker last when the team doesn't have a healer, you selfish prick.
>>153172972
The obvious answer is work on aim,but I've been watching a lot of McCrees play on stream and that's helped quite a bit.
>>153172972
Learn to snipe with m1
>>153173114
well at least they are happy
>>153172972
Learn to train your reaction speed and get mid/long range head shots. There are all sorts of guides on youtube about it.
>>153173164
Yeah, because I should play healer every fucking game due to the fact that everybody else is a selfish dick that loads in first.
>open up overwatch to see your waifu/husbando on the homescreen
>my boner when
>>153170592
I wish I knew why this post made me angry
>>153172972
he's better as a sniper
and don't use fan the hammer, it doesn't do much damage and it's very inaccurate, if you flash bang just try to headshot immediately
Why is it always a Genji that kills you when you're fucking around in skirmish?
>>153173130
Pharah is a character that depends highly on the map she's playing on
She's terrifying on maps with lots of cliffs, and a non-threat on maps without them. Ilios Lighthouse and Lijiang Tower Market are loads of fun for Pharah
why dont you use zarya?
>>153161417
>Mechless D.Va
>Genji
>Tracer
>that cunt Hanzo who just blindly spammed arrows into a chokepoint and accidentally 1-shot you
>>153173281
If you want to play your waifu that is fine. Just broadcast that shit and auto lock. Don't wait until literally EVERYBODY ELSE has picked and then ignore the team's needs.
>>153173461
>She's terrifying on maps with lots of cliffs,
LOL
pharah is never a threat
>>153173467
>4 prestige
Do you even go outside? Have a job?
>>153173572
Ahh, but unlike you, I am a shitter, and play mostly against other shitters
>Mei
M1 is garbage, range is too low, does no fucking damage. Most characters will simply kill you before you freeze. Zarya overnigs this. Any other person fucks you. Freeze duration is too short to really use. "counters genji" since he can just fly off like a cunt, because hes a tank hero.
M2 is garbage, delayed shit shot with a bugged hitbox with an amazing slow rate of fire. Makes getting multiple headshots difficult because le walk into cover.
Icewall is godly, but holy shit, her freeze gun is shit
>>153173467
I would check that damage done everyday tbhfam
>ult
>enemy Lucio/Zenyatta ults and negates it
pharah is perfecton ps4and i love her!
>>153173403
Best feeling.
Fuck the summer olympics for taking that away for a month
>>153173421
Fan the hammer will easily kill anybody with 200 hp or less. It is very useful for quickly dealing with a Tracer or Genji who are trying to flank you.
>>153171223
>Mei walls off the path to to bridge flank on Anubis
>locks their Reinhardt in the room with half our team there giving them the business
>when the wall goes down, Rein is dead and more of them come in to meet similar demise
Thanks Mei!
>>153173651
>implying I'm not a shitter
pharah is mad trash nowadays, dawg
accept it
>>153173582
>>153173582
>4 prestige
>high
>>153171667
>>153173805
Not that one, the one in this webm.Saved anyway.
>>153173786
Ehh, I'm just talking from experience
Launching 3 people off of Ilios multiple times in one round makes her feel strong as fuck
>>153173787
If you are going to make an example of people who play way too fucking much at least post silver stars.
>>153173706
What manga is this from?
>>153173582
i cant wait till i can hide my level so people stop asking about it
by far my most hated thing about this game next to the assault maps
>>153148504
>Germans create giant suits of armor to fight the omnics
>they call them Crusaders
Did they uncuck themselves come the Omnic crisis? The word "Crusader" has bad connotations around muslim populations.
>>153173948
Blind?
>>153173656
It's mostly because zarya is fucking cancer
Freeze should seriously bypass the shield.
>when a s76 solo ults you because he and his team can't hit you otherwise
>>153173805I like Widow's olympics skin.
>>153173869
That's fucking cute.
Widow/McCree art when?
>>153173948
you need new eyes anon
>>153173787
just because there are even bigger autists doesn't mean 4 prestige isn't a lot
I'm 178 and I think I'm playing this game too much already
>>153173948
But that's what I did senpai.
I won two games against world's top 2 level and won. He ragequit after.
>>153174058
Hopefullynever
>tfw you never, ever thank Mercys
>>153174032
>crossfading to speed boost, amping it up and running away to live anyway
>>153174086
why do you care so much
is there a way to view hero hitboxes anywhere?
>>153173870
so you got lucky once
how does that make her feel strong as fuck
do you think the hero is still good when you jump in the air and instantly die to mccree or widow
>>153169761
>Mercy in the "GOD COMPLEX" shirt.
>>153172824
He just need some practice, bro.
You will wish to never meet that dude again if he spend some hours on streetpig and be able to hook your shit out of corners, rooftops and wouldnt even care if he hooked you behind his back - he just do a 180 and fuck your shit up.
>>153174229
That doesn't happen very often
Remember, as a shitter, I play against other shitters, and shitters can't snipe. Myself included
got my first potg as Ana after 4-5 hours playtime
playing sniper mom is suffering
>>153174330
>That doesn't happen very often
???????????????
what game are you playing
oh are you on console? that would explain it
>>153173869
Oh, that's just the "Hello" emote wave. It doesn't go into third person. I don't have anyone on atm that could help me.
>>153174007
Muslims have been cleansed in the future.
Masteroverwatch or overbuff?
>>153172475
>start going on a winstreak
>suddenly backfilled into losing games with 30 seconds left five times in a row
>>153173157
my humble but ever-expanding collection so far
>>153174470
overbuff
>>153174406
No, shitters on console are better at sniping thanks to console auto-aim
I'm playing on PC
>It's another "Team doesn't know what the point is" episode
Why do people not have fucking spatial awareness?
Holy SHIT
there is ALWAYS a fucking Genji or something behind us, and I'm a trash player so I can't aim and kill them
but fuck at least I KNOW HE'S THERE, I always have to call out the position because nobody else seems to notice the cyborg ninja in our back lines
>>153174362
No anon, you got THE first potg as Ana
>>153174519
Boy you dumb.
>>153174567
They know.
They just don't care.
>>153174434
Not him, but I'm happy to hop on just to wave emote at you. Widow a nice.
What could possibly be inside?
>>153174516
>funeral
oh god, nice
>>153174653
2 grey 2 blue
>>153174653
3 duplicates & a new spray
>>153174653
Disappointment
>>153174653
poop
>>153174653
white white blue white, the same as every other lootbox
>>153174274
>his sensitivity is so high he can do a 180 quick enough for my fastnog ass to not run away when his hook fails him
>but also low enough to hit all his hooks perfectly
Come on now.
>>153174619
Dumb? No, just really bad at Overwatch
>>153174516
I've just started one, fairly new at it
second literally means "leadergod", dunno if I should include it
>Defense Hero
>Hero who moves around in heavy space-engineering armor
>LMB is throwing short range balls that can stick to surfaces or heroes, the balls fire minor damage lightning at any enemies who come into range of them
>He has a low fire rate between throwing these tesla balls, but they fire similarly to Winston's weapon, the balls have a 2 second durationif stuck to heroes, four seconds if stuck to an object
>Shift is he puts down a jump pad that is good for five uses (friend or foe), the pad always launching towards the direction the engineer was facing when he put it down
>E makes a rounded wall that enemies can shoot through, but touching it or being pushed through it causes a stun
>Q makes his lightning balls act as a very short range singularity for a few seconds
>>153174590
Even worse.
Characters yell "Behind you!" if there's an enemy flanking along with the big red damage hud.
Either these players are playing their shitty music over their audio like its CSGO or they are just retarded.
>>153174653
White, purple, white, blue
>>153174653
3 grey 1 blue
>tfw forced to run overwatch at low
>still lags during big fights
;_;
>>153174683
>>153174687
>>153174689
>>153174704
>>153174710
>>153174789
>>153174793
!!!!
>>153174139
Here's what lord autismo plays.
>898h
That's 37 full days of non stop gameplay. Overwatch is out for 96 days.
I really, really hope he sharing his account.
>>153174013
>>153174085
>>153174139
Upon further investigation I am indeed blind, and a faggot. Please fuck my face.
what happens after level 100 m8s
>>153174805
It's 2016 gramps.
Time to upgrade.
>>153174810
Goth/Punk/Firefighter/Young skin. Nothing will ever go well for you.
>>153174810
SHEEIITTTTTTits a roadhog skin
>event over
>boxes suddenly back to WWBW every time
Huh, I guess they really did buff the droprates during the event.
>>153174861
You die in real life
>>153174861
You have to get 22k exp to get to level 1. Then it resets and you will get a buttload of cases in relatively short period of time.
>>153174913
>>153174920
>>153174861
Blizzard bans you and you have to buy a new game.
>>153174007
The fact that both Pharah and Ana have eye of Horus tats despite allegedly being Muslim (or at least living primarily in Muslim communities) would imply that there's been a shift in how Muslims interact with the rest of the world.
>>153175024
My condolences, anon
>>153174626
you can tell by the ugly face that it's from tumblr
What baffles me about this one, is that the Tracer is legitimately good, and the Widow is just awful
>>153174841
Smuga, nice name for Tracer
>someone says that Junkrat takes no aim
>immediately know to disregard their opinion because they have no idea what they're talking about
>>153174626
Wafflehouse#11790
Take like 5 mins to do the thing.
Just need you to wave a few times.
>It's a case with 4 duplicates
>>153175053
I put it on like an absolute madman.
>>153175054
Also it says tumblr on it
10/10 lootbox
>>153175024
That's better than expected. It's the worse of the two scarecrow skins, but it's still alright.
>>153175054
Or that it says Tumblr right on the image..
>>153175110
>spammable 80 flat splash damage that can do 120 direct hit even when they are on the ground
>aiming
lmao
>>153175178
Best Mei spray for putting on the hood of cars.
>>153175172
He can't be stopped!
>>153175172
I've always equip everything I got new from a crate, I hate to see that "new" sign in the characters section when I a already know what I got
>>153173467
pls teach
>>153175172
DADS GONNA FREAK!
>>153175085
I think the only reason Tracer looks decent here is the huge shades. Spared the author from messing up the face proportions.
>>153174516
>tfw i lost lapislazuli reaper so i can't post it
shame
>>153175172
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>153175340
You don't have to equip it to remove the NEW icon. Just click on the item then go back.
>>153175237
If you're playing Junkrat from the backline and mindlessly spamming you're doing it wrong
>>153175172
MADMAN
A
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A
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>>153174929
>had a 2 epics and 3 legendaries across a 5-box streak
Nah you're just unlucky
>tfw zarya, lucio, and torbjorn are the only heroes I can play
aiming is hard
>>153175402
Oh, you're absolutely correct. But it's still funny and has triggered a Widowfriend on at least one occasion
>>153175237
You may be able to just lob them blindly into a congested area some of the time, but when somebody ends up in your face you need a direct hit or you are dead. I'm not saying you need to be able to pull off McCree flick head shots, but Junkrat isn't completely brainless.And he is fun as fuck.
>>153174007
Overwatch is a alternative timeline. No muslims.
Egyptians still have their old traditions and gods.
>>153172847
so am I at fault when he called mccree a quick slinger
>>153175456
That doesn't stop it being mindlessly effective.
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T I BE GOOD WITH MY WAIFU FUCK YOU BLIZZARD BUFF HER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he wouldn't worship Pharah's ass
>>153175085
Nah. Tracer's tiny neck is worse.
Also, the fuck are those proportions? Tracer's ass is either too low, or the torso is too long. Where did WM's thighs go?
You're at numbani when this squad show up
What do you do?
>>153175346
i cant teach u cause im bad but we can paly together
>>153174626
>>153173869
>>153175616
No your friend is a dummy
>>153175637
>He isn't good with Bastion!
I need laughingomnics.jpg
>>153175561
winston dude
>>153175673
that webm is fucking gross
and people call me a weirdo for liking 2D
>>153175707
Zarya
>>153175054
fuckin sherlock over here didn't even need to look at the tumblr filename, or the fact that it says tumblr in the corner. solid work dude.
>love the artist's style
>has yuri in the name
>draws exclusively yaoi
such a shame
>>153175709
sure whats your tag
im only level 16 though so im pretty bad
>>153175707
Rein and d.va
Genji also works.
>>153175716
>her eyes turn legitimately friendly before going back to her resting bitch face
>>153175716
>that smile
QTmaker indeed
>>153175707
We change to Winston on the next round
>>153175756
it's only gross because she's shitskin
also liking 2D doesn't make you a weirdo, it makes you a fucking faggot
>>153175673
holy shit quick I need the source before you get banned
>>153175719
Bastion is not my waifu.
it surprises me that his writing looks like chicken scratch but at the same time he can draw perfectly well
>and actually churn out plans and assembly instructions
>>153175707
I shit on them with Zarya because we all know Hanzo is trash tier and the people who unironically play him are worse.
>>153175716
Huh, never noticed the friendly face in this emote. Thanks for this one anon.
>>153175725
I feel like he's too situationally useful for me to bother learning, plus he gets hard countered by gay heroes like mccree and reaper
>>153175716
Widowmaker was harmed in the making of this webm, I hope you're all happy.
>>153175798
I think I know the artists, she makes infuriatingly smug looking cunts.
Like punchable smug.
>>153175784
>>153175813
>>153175858
>>153175885
If only the enemy team wasn't retarded
>>153175718
We argued this for like 10 minutes and he ends up saying that mccree being a quickslinger is his opinion.
well thanks for the replies friend.
>>153175884
Most artists have fuckawful handwriting, myself included
>>153175824
why are you posting those pictures of my wife
delete this
>>153170974
Because she is trash and knows that the only way anyone would even want her is if she stalked and conditioned them.
>>153175879
You Alt-right internet trolls make me sick, hating on innocent omnics like they're less than human
>>153175550
I got everything I wanted during the event just by leveling, could be I wasted my RNG luck on the summer items.
>>153175969
I also swap off Tracer because Hanzo's bullshit tracks her through time and space and lands headshots on her somehow.
>>153175561
>implying lucio doesn't require some aim to defend himself/support his team offensively by getting in some extra shots
>>153175860
>it's only gross because she's shitskin
no it's gross because of the way her butthole is twitching
I thought it was gonna be a prolapse or a poop video or something
>>153175957
M U R D E R E D by a Cowboy.
>>153175969
>That tracer butthurt
ahaha I'm a fucking tracer main and that's some funny shitI know main isn't the right word, but it's easier to type main than "Most played character by a comfortable margin"
>>153170451
She already has somaed everyone overwatch including non-overwatch civilians.
>>153176107
>implying I don't just spam M1 at a chokepoint and pray
>>153176107
this
also timing is everything. if you hold on to your boops you can completely shut down symetra and mei
>>153175884
I feel like Junkrat is probably pretty smart. You don't make homemade explosives in bulk and live to 25 by being dumb/
>>153171239
> best boy and most useful hero hitting on a useless cunt that belongs in the dumpster
Naaah. Besides with captain qt there who would even notice boring o'blandface? It's canon that young mcmeme hit on ana you know
>>153176060
>omnics
>even close to humans
Omnics or omniniggers as I like to call them should all leave this planet since this is a planet for HUMANS and not filthy SCRAPHEAPS.
Remember Australia!
>>153171161
Do I spot cameltoe there?
>>153162314
>dating your vibrator
>>153175969
>aim the ground and kill enemy
Says the character who just sprays and runs away
>>153176158
>being an autistic virgin
also pharah is and always will be ez mode because of her vertical mobility
>>153175605
>Egyptians have their old traditions
>Ana writes in Muslim moon runes in her letter to Pharah
I am not so sure.
>>153176408
better than human men
>>153162376
>random evolutionary chance
>"wow we're so special"
>>153176340
though he isn't exactly sane and has a short fuse/attention span
>>153176448
>pharah is and always will be ez mode because of her vertical mobility
WHOA THERE
>>153176461
"Muslim" is not a language buddy
>>153161417
Genji, McCree
My proudest moment was winning a 1v1 solo against MuhFlashbang as lucio complete with melee final blow.
>>153170404
my two top played. ROADHOG and tracer. I did the same kind of thing in other games tho. get tired of one then want to learn another.
>>153176486
Better than human women.
I like it botis a great movie.
>>153176408
>>153176486
It's like that Futurama episode.
>>153162314
>>153176486
OJWs please leave. /r/Overwatch is the place for you and your Omnic dominated propaganda
>>153175309
I like putting it on the Route 66 Bomb
>>153170404
Pharah
she's just too countered right now
Mccree is ugly
>>153171637
CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE THE MOONRUNES?
>>153174516
a classic
>>153176636
Opinions are like butts
Yours really shitty, learn to wipe retard.
>>153176636
Take that back
>>153170404
Pharah, specifically because of McCree.
I can deal with everyone else, hell I dealt with 2 soldier before hero limits were introduced just fine. One single McCree though is terminal cancer.
>>153162802
Consider suicide
>>153176723
He looks like he's related to Winston
OH LETS BREAK IT
D
O
W
N
>>153174516
>Colddarkness
>>153176767
Winston is handsome, what's your point?
>tfw I will never be this good at Ana
>>153176636
Young McCree is hot as fuck though
>>153176839
True
People who go all Mei in quickplay deserve to have their heads blown off with their mothers watching.
>>153174516
>Bonesaw
It's like you don't know who that is
Protip:Macho Man Randy Savage
>>153176029
lol no
>>153176636
bad post
>play Mercy
>enemy Genji/Tracer/Winston in our back lines
>"HELP ME!"
>"I'M BEING ATTACKED!"
>"BEHIND YOU!"
>nobody ever turns around
>>153176887
>soul patch
lol no
Sombra when
>>153176887
>still no Blackwatch McCree skin
We aren't going to get a bundle of new skins ever, are we?
>>153176782
BOI HE BOUTTA DO IT
>>153177031
>not using voicechat
>>153176723
>A bunch of tools "gets possessed" by god AI.
>God AI gets destroyed or go into hiding, so they say.
>Suddenly the tools who were possessed to murder humans for the freedom of the god AI are given misplaced thoughts of existence.
Literally why?
They are less of a threat when not possessed by a supercomputer and its not like they were big on showing signs of sentience and people feelings the few days they were working as intended.
Clearly something fishy is going on.
>>153177031
this is why mercy will never make it without a really good team in competitive. She is too floaty when she is with her team, and she is too vulnerable when she is behind them. Zen and Lucio can at least protect themselves, and Ana has the stun and aoe
>>153177161
>implying I have enough self-esteem to use a microphone
>Genji's meme combo
>Roadhog's hook + M1
>Hanzo's scatter arrow
>McCree's flashbang + M2
>Junkrat's mine
>Mei's M1+M2
Whose ideas were these? Did they ever play a multiplayer FPS?
>>153176486
No complaint here!
I'm a white male in my late 30s, married to a beautiful blond wife with 2 children
At least twice a week, my wife brings home a big black buck to satisfy her
He stays in our room while I stay with my two dark-skinned children, sleeping on the floor of their room
Only a robot could satisfy my wife now
>>153176934
>>153176965
>complaining about free wins
If they're on your team I understand though.
>>153173656
true that
you have to catch an enemy really unaware to actually freeze them
she's very bad against good players
>>153176486
>>153168943
Zen is still great, if anything if you carried with zen before it will be even easier because your orbs do more base damage
>>153177210
>>Junkrat's mine
demoman
>>Mei's M1+M2
pyro flare punch
>>153177210
>nerfed
>core mechanic
>core mechanic
>nerfed
>somewhat broken
>core mechanic
well you got one right
>>153173869
>>153174058
I'm your Smugberry
Why does Mel, a character whose entire playstyle is based on anti play have 50 more up than she deserves
>>153177187
The god AI never lost or left.
It's all a big act and overwatchs disbandment movements was a omnic ploy.
They create enemies of the "pro-omnics" to raise an army.
>>153177115
Rein got two new skins. other characters are eventually going to get new skins
Soon anon, soon
Can't wait for comp, quickplay is going to give me an aneurysm
>>153176882
I will never be half this good at anyone.
>>153177351
why do fanartists always depict Pharah as extremely socially awkward? Symmetra is the one with autism
>>153177210
If everything is OP, nothing is.
>>153177375
>not yet
>bad game design
>bad game design
>ok
>not broken
>ok
>>153177442
Because Pharah is Big Boss levels of autistic
>>153175673
Why are vaginas so unappealing?
>>153177528
>http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/company/careers/roles/design.html
characters that are not dangerous create a boring game
>>153177580
Pharah isn't autisticShe's physically disabled
>>153177210
Alright, I need to know what you consider is a balanced, class based FPS?
>>153177412
I just go Symmetra or something and throw the game.
Makes me not angry and instead passively bitchy.
>>153167460
>MUH
>PICK
>RATES
If Blizzard gave a fuck then Bastion and Tobjorn would have been buffed ages ago. Winston is trash without stupid amounts of support so he's pretty garbage in a non tournament setting.
>>153177580
Is Phara is so Autistic how come Ana is the exact opposite of that?
>>153177210
only flashbang and scattershot are bad game design
>>153177447
Two schools of thought
>Nobody should have anything Odee, balance should be done primarily through nerfs
>Everybody should have something Odee, balance should be done primarily through buffs.
Really depends on how you believe the game should play
>>153177375
Hanzo's no-skill-needed free eliminations being a core mechanic is a design problem.
Roadhog is similar but at least requires some skill, it's still a bullshit mechanic though.
McCree's flashbang is too useful, I say that as someone who "mains" McCree.
>>153177580
>not wanting to date female Big Boss
I'm sorry, were you trying to make her sound unappealing?
>>153177442
Because Pharah is a dork. Listen to any of her lines that aren't military slang and it's mostly silly little jokes your dad would say.
"Fly like an Egyptian."
"Fly safe, fly Pharah."
"Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous."
>>153177690
Because Ana got dicked
We won in like, 3-4 minutes I think?
>>153176636
TEN FACTS WHY YOU'RE WRONG
why is Soldier 76 so ugly and washed up-looking?
>>153177790
>Fly like an Egyptian.
Wasn't an Egyptian plane blown up some time ago?
>>153177956
because he has been a illegal vigilante for years?
>>153177790
"You just got served."
>>153177090
Blizzard is gonna fake us out and drop her at 23%
>>153177690
What would Ana not being autistic have to do with Pharah being autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXp6O0qtMyk
>>153177979
I think its in reference to the song walk like an egyptian
>>153177956
reapfield shut up and stay out of my soulsagna
>>153177956
Well, all that stuff they pumped into him has to be good for something.
>>153177745
The true cancer is the mentality that each class should be as viable with the same skill ceiling in the game.
It removes the entire game design which means it'll always be a bit too much either buff or nerf.
Like jesus fuck off with your "genjo is hardu" bullshit, git gud.
>>153175716
>that qt wave
Oh god.
>>153177674
High reward abilities should also be high risk, Reinhardt's charge and Winston in general are good examples.
>>153177790
This, I mean
>''JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!''
That sounds like a line from a superhero comic.
>>153177979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg
Educate yourself.
>>153177070
Every teen goes through an awkward phase.
>>153174516
InsanePunch isn't really edgy
>>153177375
>Junkrat's mine
>Broken
Only if Junkrat as a character is overall improved. The entire defense category needs buffs unilaterally. If you don't agree then you either haven't been playing long enough or your MMR is in the shitter.
Trashmouse might get two or three kills in a single match with the Shift+M2 combo, and that's being generous. Most of the time it'll be because you were fighting a Junkrat in the presence of their team and got focused down.
>>153177210
From a game design perspective, all of these things are fine. There are some minor QoL changes that need to be made, but most heroes in this game only need numerical adjustments. The kits themselves are mostly fine.
None of the things you listed are inherently broken. I also notice you didn't mention Symmetra at all, despite her having the most fucked-up kit of the entire game.
Why are Hanzo players almost consistently awful and useless?
>>153178041
What is the significance of that number?
>>153178041
nah the rate of increments is going to increase over time
and then nothing will happen at 100% because amomentincrime isn't blizzard
>>153174841
MFW people unironically play polish version of OW.
>>153178041
anon pls, delusions like that can only hurt, not help
>people already unironically coming up with concept art
I'm just waiting for you guys to get BTFO by her actual design
>>153177956
He's not a young man anymore
>>153176987
stop it right now
>>153178062
I fucking lost it at McCree
10/10
>>153178284
Never.
>>153178205
i recognize that artist.
who is the smuggest hero in Overwatch, besides Widow?
>>153177580
I can imagine Pharah walking into a bar and having no idea guys were hitting on her.
>Ohhhh I didn't know you could train giant snakes to be in your pants
>Ahhhhh thats sweet you want to take me to bed, my mother used to do that
>You said I had a nice ass? I don't even own a donkey.
>>153178153
Well I agree to that.
But they are still gonna have the noob tubes that get easily wrecked then by actually knowing your shit, like fahra or winston.
so I fell for the 6 hard ana skirmish headshots only meme
am I supposed to be hitting the moving/strafing anas with WM? they're hard as shit to hit
>>153178207
Because their entire usefulness and contribution to the team revolves over scatter arrow's cooldown.
>>153178359
genji
>>153178359
McCree
>>153177956
Shut up Gabe
>>153178359
symmetra for sure
>>153178337
don't make me take drastic measures
>>153178248
Oh, I just forgot to switch the text to english, I do play with english voices though.
>>153178337
Cease
>>153178398
thats for mcree zenyatta widow practice. it is suppose to give you practice flicking across them and getting headshots
>>153178484
>>153178081
>everyone who ever criticizes our lord and savior Jack Morrison (pbuh) must automatically be Reyes!!!
"no"
>>153178372
>I can imagine Pharah walking into a bar
>Pharah walking into a bar
>Pharah walking
>>153178210
>blizzard just plasters 23 on her cause she's the 23 Hero
Here are some guesses
>she's 23
>2023 is some important year to her
>she once ate 23 tacos in one sitting
>her mom gave birth to her when she was 23
>she has hacked the Overwatch database 23 times
>her period is on the 23rd
Who knows?
>>153178195
Symmetra is broken but in the wrong direction.
>>153178618
yes, i am practicing with widow
but i can't seem to flick to ana's tiny head
>>153178717
>gangbang with 23 men
>>153178651
Gabe shut the fuck up
>>153177701
Flashbang is only considered bad because McCree himself has really good damage, making it an instant-kill on most of the roster if he gets you at close range. If McCree's close-range damage got nerfed it would turn into essentially a second Discord Orb.
Scattershot needs more intuitive consistency so it can be better aimed and better evaded. It also needs lower damage on individual arrows (or each arrow only needs to count once for damage) so you can't shoot a scatter into a hallway that happens to contain a Tracer and get a free kill.
>>153178724
Symmetra is broken because most people don't know about her scaling damage.
I constantly see hogs and 76's actually walking up close to her thinking they can outgun her gun that just gets silly strong at max charge.
>>153178123
But Blizzard mentality is literally "not everyone should be viable"
It's the same as WoW because of Kaplan. Every patch, the most OP class gets castrated while someone else gets overbuffed, but there are still classes that they are reluctant to buff. In WoW it was hybrids, in OW it's defense.
>>153178359
Mercy
>>153173582
I saw a six prestige once and asked him if he's ever seen a vagina because I hadn't and was genuinely
curious. he raged at me for the whole
match via walls of text and voice chat for Being a terrible person. :<
>>153176776
E C DUB!
E C DUB!
E C DUB!
i want a petition to remove skillrat from the game
>>153174653
tracers freshly used socks haha gross
they're still wet and haven't had time to start smelling haha
>>153179394
>>153176723
>rein is old while 76 is young
>tracer looks the same as now, so the pic is recent
Did the "incident" age Morrison by 30 years, or is the lore inconsistent as fuck?
>>153165310
source?
>>153179472
haha yea haha that'd be funny
>>153179492
inconsistent as fuck, they're adding to it as they go so a lot of finer details like who was how old at point A are messed up
>>153178724
Symmetra's one of the few people in the game I'd say needs to be recreated. Maybe not from scratch, but she needs all of her kit to be broken down to the base concepts and remade as if it intends to interact. A lot of her tools seem slapped-together from extra parts of other heroes.
>>153178965
Her gun's good (although M2 needs a bit of a speed upgrade to feel useful), but her turrets feel like an afterthought and her teleporter is crippled to frequently feeling like I'm a detriment to the team for continuing to play her just so I can keep the teleporter up.
The entire "I give you shields" mechanic doesn't nearly make up for the fact that you're usually better off playing another healer or Bjorn, since the shields are only +25 (which doesn't meaningfully impact most fights at most levels of play), and don't even recharge that fast compared to just grabbing a health pack.
It's a mess.
>>153179492
Tracer's stuck in a weird timestream, so it's possible that she's functionally immortal now and doesn't age. Also, Morrison was in his 30s when he was in OW, and Lena was just barely in her 20s.
ALSO the lore is inconsistent as fuck because of multiple sources saying different things.
>>153179031
God fuck kaplan hard.
Wasn't the lore at one time that Angela joined when she was 17, then they came out and said "nah lmao"
>>153177210
scatter arrow as it is now is a terribly designed ability.
When was the last time someone actually used it to hit someone around a corner like it was intended to be used instead of just shooting it at someone's feet for a free kill.
It should have a short 'arming' distance right after it bounces off of something to force people to use it properly.
>>153179492
You can just assume the super soldier stuff they put in Jack aged him quickly.
>>153174516
>I found a Valkyre skin for healshut
>try playing her for a bit
>she sucks
>>153172891
McCree are superior in every possible way
>trying to find console meta for competitive
>all guides are for PC shitters
>all streamers are PC shitters
>all leadeadboards are PC shitters
Help.