Dota 2 general - /d2g/

Rate LC build:
The Anti-Carry

>skillbuild: 4-1-1-1
>itembuild: stout and regen appropriate to the enemy mid -> boots -> bottle -> blink

>get blink and start jumping the midlaner
>get some items and start jerking off your side lanes
>snowball into an ass fucking son of a bitch carry
Bonus: your shitty teammates can't take the hero into jungle
Bonus: under 4k you can literally gank their safelane carry over and over and nobody stops you

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Xth for Zai

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Today is a good day

reddit OP, someone remake

Maybe is gone from LGD, where is he landing?

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>>153148125
Listening to Zai is so relaxing. His voice so smooth. Sometimes I imagine his tongue slowly licking my earlobe, while he whispers "this slark is so bad". He's not mad, he just accepts reality and tells it like it is. His tongue slowly moves down my face, caressing my cheekbone, his lips passionately kissing me in perfect pace to the slow jazz being playing in the background. It feels like I entered an episode of Twin Peaks. As the girl singer of the band starts moaning, Zai starts too. His body slowly moving back and forth, still keeping the pace, still moaning. His crotch sliding up and down mine. We moan in harmony. Me and Zai are one in this moment. The jazz enters an upbeat segment and as the girl starts screaming Zai speeds up. His lips, my lips, his tongue, my tongue, his crotch, my crotch. The rythm of our lovemaking starts seeping into the room, and as I look around the walls seem to have morphed to a liquid state, waving back and forth. The singers screams enters a strange pitch, the music gets more frantic. Soon... I can feel my entire lower body start quivering with ecstasy. Zai screams now, sex and violence in perfect symbiosis. I can't hold it in, even though we have been clothed this entire time, it's the most sexual experience of my life. I.... I come. Immediately the music and rythm of the room stops. "Was I too fast?" I ask.
>Zai's face when.

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>I lost so much mmr that I'm starting to see psg in my games

it's over

goodbye my friends

quick dotards which is better
>run
or
>curse the road

>>153148152
No

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>tfw secret finally has a T1 meme team
is this our time to shine SEA bros?

>TELL ME!!!!!!

>>153148227
midone is shit

>>153148227
this has got to be the weirdest fucking team ever created

>eternalenvyy won their americas division battle cup.
>congratulations bulbaTheTraitor!
what did he mean by this

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>>153148152
l;ololol
t. buttblasted nigel poster damage control

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xth for d2gay

>>153148287
lololol
yurucucks prepping the SEA bulls

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N-nice team g-guys! C-can I play?? M-m-me carry

>>153148407
>d2gay
>posts a pic proving d2g is, in fact, not gay
anon?

>>153148073
The only time I remember facing off against this skillbuild was mid LC

>>153148616
the last post didnt answer so I just go along with it xd

>>153148407
which extension are you using for having that many reverse image finder? i ady got onee chan and chanx

>>153148670
um 4chanx?

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>Secret is a SEA team
>Alliance is dead
>EG in shambles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>153148647
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that that's the point. you go mid

>Envy hosting cancel?

Is something happening here?

>>153148647
Isn't her Quas Overwhelming Odds?
Aka the ranged Echo Slam on a low cooldown?

Why would you ever not go 4-1-1-1 then?

>>153148847
when you jungle

Maybe out of LGD , rip xiao8

>>153148879
xd

Is it our rime playing in Insomnia cup?

>>153148775
>blink first

Why does nobody ever bother to use midas on LC?

>>153148847
You're looking at the 3-4k LC players there bud, the jungle build works but it's a problem if there's an offlaner.

>>153148889
which team can afford the transfer beside IG?

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Guys, I don't think my 365 account is ever getting funded. missed out on a torasangel special zzz thanks LootMarket for fucking me over even more!

>delay my funds because apparently they outsourced their financial department to fucking G2APAY
>have no insurance policy in case G2APAY fails to pay on time
>fuck end user over, end user obviously gets mad because time-value of money
>delay payments even more because :^) very rude :^)

what is it with video game companies and being run by fucking manchildren? petty. imagine if a bank did this to you. lol we cannot process this cheque because :^) our bank has no insurance because we're cost cutting :^).

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>bulldog will have to stream on hitbox now

>>153149026
G2A is a fucking scam nigger

>>153149026
>trusting a russian company with money
>not realizing they do this ALL THE TIME with countries that have no legal treaties over them

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our boy is streaming

>>153149161
you mean our shitter

>>153149161
>literally looks like Aladdin

I WANT MUSLIMS TO GO AND STAY GO
I'M TIRED OF THIS FORCED WE WANT MUSLIMS MEME

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>Alliance and EG

>>153149224
he's okay since he stys in his country

>>153149045
OG.Bulldog has to be a meme.

There's no way he's leaving twitch. He has way too many viewers.

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Alright /d2g/, here's a riddle for you, presented and apparently solved by one of my pubs:
>Teamfight starts
>LC sitting on the edge
>Has the opportunity to Blink in and duel anyone
Does she...
>Duel their Invoker, who is silenced and doesn't have Alacrity up
>Duel their Enchantress, who is at 50% HP just from generic aoe damage
>Duel their CM, who is channeling ult
>Duel their Alchemist, who does 0 damage but has a ton of AS to feed MoC procs
>Not duel anyone, and instead safely cast Overwhelming Odds to lower everyone down hoping to create a safer duel situation
or does she choose...
>Their Meepo, who still has Poof available

Remember, she did not buy a scepter so she has to also eliminate the biggest enemy source of damage, or she risks losing the duel!

>>153149289
Its not like he can get different contract terms/og can find new sponsor

>>153149342
>blogshitting during shuffle drama

You might want to neck yourself my man

>>153148737
how do you increase the image finder links?

>>153149045
That's going to be a financial suicide for him. He probably earns more from twitch than his shitty team. And his new team also looks shit. S4 and h0neylans as cores? lmfao

>>153149375
You e-sports children are really the ones who oughta neck yourselves.

>>153149375

>le drama

You might want to fuck off back 2 reddit

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>all these str/agi gains followed by int gain nerf

When will all pros realize venge is meant to be a core?

Someone mind explaining to me what happened to Admiral Bulldog? I'm too lazy to search for the news myself. It sounds like he was kicked from his team?

>>153148737
nvm me lolol

>>153149446
>>153149458
>triggered blogshitters

Literally nobody gives a shit about your 2k pubs, consider suicide

>>153149289
og stopped working with hitbox you know

>>153149482
alliance disbanded

>>153149514

Based redditbro telling it how it is.

We redditors run this shit man!

>>153149482
[A] disbanded
Literally
No more Alliance
S4 and Autismdog went to OG

I don't even get Twitch''s popularity. Hitbox has a much better service imho

I guess not enough underaged children spamming shit tier fucking smileys

>>153149574
Hah, now why would they go and do something like that?

>>153149514
I do.

>>153149264
yeah muslims who live in muslim countries are fine

>>153149620
because players are tired of losing/hearing loda talk about himself as the third person like he's caesar

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what did he mean by this?

>>153149603
twitch existed first
good luck getting audiences to migrate

>>153149775
OWN3D WAS BETTER

>>153149768
"Call Me Maybe" is the name of a song. That tweet was referencing the song.

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>when beesa leaves you and you have to carry CEX yourself

>>153149603
hitbox is better and gives better deals to streamers, obviously.

but you still want to stream on twitch because thats where people are, thats where you get new viewers.

>>153149805
>money swindling website
>better
Matt??
Is that you????
What are you stealing nowadays?

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>[A] is kill
That's what you get for not pressing F to pay respects Admiralmemedog

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Artour Clinton DJ(?) Cr1t Ludwig

is that it?

>>153149514
GAME DISCUSSION NOT ALLOWED
RTZ STREAM WHEN BROS?
EE FANGAYS ON SUICIDE WATCH XD

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reminder ranking up in this game is impossible

you HAVE TO buy a super high account to leap over all the 3k account buyers

4 games, account buyers in all of them, in 3 they just feed then abandon.
the won game was 4v5, according to matchmaking i should lose all of them becuase they put me with obviously bought accoutns.

you literally cannot go past low 5k anymore dont even try

>>153149959
Nobody cares about some third worlder ruining your meaningless trench game

https://twitter.com/team_empire/status/769871639634935808 (embed)
what did he mean by this

>>153149949
why didn't bulldug save her?

>>153149949
how much of an attention whore can you be holy shit
all that to get more money from dumb nerds jesus christ just assassinate her

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>>153149954
Pretty sure its troll

>>153149954
Artour Clinton Demon Crit Ludgwig ;)

>>153149026
Wait, so you wanted to withdraw your money, and they won't give it to you?

I was actually thinking of selling all my dota shit on there, after getting the reference from canceL.

>>153149954
rtz team look really good now

>>153150017
>getting the reference from canceL
ahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHhhahHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH HAHAH HAHHAAHHAHA

>>153150013
>>153149954
yeah i'm sure he would randomly alternate between names and ingame nicks
retards

>>153150013

yeah I meant Demon, fucking pinoys all look the same

>>153149954
Artour Clinton Dendi crit ludwig

:^)))))

GUYS , BIG NEWS
Puppey retired and become coach/manager
Kelly give birth to another baby but it's not Loda's
Bulldog is teamless once again
EE is going back to school
RTZ is staying in secret

>>153149995
Hi /csg/ poster, how are your packages doing?

>>153150064
Well, theres no reason for me to keep all this shit, and I can get a measly 150$ for it.
I was thinking of doing it, and then I saw a MooBot link in canceL's stream, so thought "why the fuck not".

>>153150164
delete this

>>153150164
>>153150185
/csg/?
what'd you buy?

>>153148984
Cause you farm heroes, not creeps. If otherwise you completely missed the point of the hero.

>>153150146
>EE is going back to school

hahaha

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Reminder that the reason why Moo got kicked is because Mama Moo asked Sunsfan to raise Moo's pay because she thought Moo is good at doter.

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>>153150226
>tfw the baby mouth car vagina doesn't arrive on time

>>153150231
>>153150146
I go to uoft
what should I say when I see him

>>153150146
>Kelly give birth to another baby but it's not Loda's
wow are u from future?

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>>153150226

>>153149045
>>153149289
>>153149441
didn't OG dropped the Hitbox partnership?

>>153150330
call him a loser weeb

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nth for Mastermind

>>153150361
kek that watch.
>for men women
Gotta love china.

>>153149949
I'd probably feel better being Bulldog in this shuffle than Loda, Akke or EGM. There really aren't many experienced offlaners in circulation.

ATTENTION

FLUFF SPOTTED BOARDING A PLANE TO ROME

ATTENTION

FLUFF SPOTTED BOARDING A PLANE TO ROME

ATTENTION

FLUFF SPOTTED BOARDING A PLANE TO ROME

ATTENTION

FLUFF SPOTTED BOARDING A PLANE TO ROME

ATTENTION

FLUFF SPOTTED BOARDING A PLANE TO ROME

>>153150361
oooh I like that watch
there was a /g/ meme that you liked
someone linked the tisell bauhaus but I think I'll look into that watch you ordered

>>153150361
>25 aushekels for a xiaomi 10000
is that right?

>>153150560
Unfortunately all the pokeman go normies have driven up the prices

Describe your last game of dota with an image

>>153150532
>fluff captaining the boys
that's bullshit, but I believe it

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>>153150682
me at the bottom

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>>153150670
bloody normies always have to ruin everything

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>>153150730
RIPIP TB

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>>153150682

>>153150730
what is going with his face

>>153150848
reaction to chemotherapy

>>153150848
ass cancer does that to you

>>153150824
>Leslie Jones
There are people who like her?

>tfw you realize Americans have so many guns because they NEED guns to protect themselves from the blacks which infest their cities

I feel so sorry for them.

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>>153150784
Page02.png?

>>153150824
is this ironic or is this pic trying to call out half the internet

im autistic i cant tell

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>>153150937
>shilling for the CIA narrative.
Wonder who could be behind this post, would it be schlomobergstein

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Ok that's it.

I fucking quit.

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>>153151049
>normal skill normals

?

I don't understand.

>>153151049
How about you try not being shit for once.

>>153151049
psg just buy a boost again, its not you its the universe thats wrong

>>153151049
Are you that guy who made a smurf for some reason?

>>153151092
I'm not bud.
I did fine in most of these games.
It's just you can't carry with a support.

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>>153150863
>>153150883
is he gonna make it bros?

>>153151134
> that kda
>i did fine

No.

>>153151124

Yee I made a smurf to see where I would calibrate.
Got to Very High skill then proceeded to fucking BLOW it buy doing the all hero challenge.

I think the game calibrated me to 4.2k and then I proceeded to fucking go on that massive losing spree.

>>153151049


With tears in my eyes and a shattered morale, I fucking quit.

>>153151142
>>>/[board initials]/[thread number]
to crosslink

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aghanim Reaper is the most broken thing in dota late,went from losing to getting megas just by ulti the key hero.Love that shit

>>153151253
>doing the all hero challenge.

>>153151049
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING GIGASIDES WILL NEVER EVER RECOVER FROM THE HUMILIATION THIS GUY PUTS HIMSELF INTO EVERY GAME DUE TO SUCKING ASS

>>153151250
I hope not

>>153151250
I have no idea, will probably live out the rest of the decade atleast

>>153151252
Tell me a game and I will give you the match stats. You can go ahead and compare my stats to anything in that game.

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So, how close to the truth did this get?

>>153151253
You did not calibrate to shit, you can't post unranked MMR anymore and you didn't have ranked MMR

You were feeding in fucking normal skill games my fukicn gisdes

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damn d2g margot robbie is damn fine>

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>>153151282
Bro you can't fucking say I suck ass when you CLEARLY FUCKING SEE that I calibrated to Very High Skill before the main part of the losing spree happened.

It's not that I'm bad. It's just fucking bad luck. EXTREME bad luck.

Here are the games before where I played a hero I AM GOOD AT and carried the fucking games.

>>153151326
>terrible performance
>3rd place TI6
It's above Nostradamus' predictions

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>>153151371
Literally a discount Presley

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>>153151049
hello red dit

is that legibly you?

>>153151412
and who might that be

>>153151447

Artour left too soon.

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>>153151371
>>153151412
>generic swimsuit models and emojis

Is /d2g/ the most normalfag plebeian place on 4chan?

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>>153151492
>models
actress of the year bro

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is Rylai the Crystal Maiden the closest thing to a dumb blonde in DotA2?

>>153151005
it literally lists the image itself in it you silly person

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>>153151371
damn margot robbie looks like THAT?

>>153151427
can you fucking relax even when you carried you die way too many times, very high skill means nothing since it starts at just over 3k or something like that.

You're garbage.

>>153151676
nigger spotted

>>153150824
>not liking our guy dunkey and papa franku

>>153151134
You really are PSG. It doesn´t matter how many alts you make, you are just too retardededly unique

>>153151734
there are no niggers on the chon though
only trolls playing pretend

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>>153151371
>Margot " Le crazy woman xdddd " Robbie is damn fine
Wrong , pic related is better

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>>153151876
The rattling when she moves her head would be annoying

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lmao

>>153151876

Taylor Swift is pretty qt desu

did our Onii-san EE manage to win a game with his anime Invoker last night?

WHEN IS THE NEXT MAJOR, IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING JUICY.

>>153151767
You can say I'm your PSG all you want, but it won't make me him.

What is this Vlad's first shit on PA?

I know its used to avoid conflicting orbs with desolator and lifesteal, but why build it first? You should get plenty of sustain out of just buying a headdress and a pms, or even just a ring of health and a stout (so you can use those items for an abyssal later) if your lane has magic damage pick up a infused raindrop.

fucking hate these useless PA's on my team man.

>>153152080
want a juiceir juice?
*unzips dick*

Dota has so many middle eastern players it makes me think...
Will we ever see 5 muslim team dumpster some whiteys?

>PSG trying to 'bluff' people.
my fucking sides

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>This is the weakest Secret team by a mile.
>thinks they can do better than the other versions of it with this one.

Kemal should have invested in League or something.

>>153152146
no because those subhumans have literally zero (0) esports organisations and competitive environment

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>>153152202
>This is the weakest Secret team by a mile.

But apart from the two europeans it's all top 6 TI players

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>>153147967
>Hero I want to play gets picked
>Dodge the game during draft
>abandon puts me into 3 games of low prio SD
>make a new account in <5 minutes and don't have to play it once

ahh, the system works

>>153152363
MP is not good however you try to convince yourself cuckey.

>>153152202
>gulag trying to estimate a team power level before officials

nice 2k logic there, are you PSG

>>153147997

Played with someone who rushed aghs on treant. 70 min game.

He had 1.2k creeps.

He literally covered both neut camps with eyes of the forest and spammed overgrowth every time it went on cooldown with octashit + refresher

Alrighty boys.
I made this account yesterday when I realized that the other account was fucked.

Fresh slate. No more all hero challenge. Only heroes I am good with.
I am going to play this thing to level 20 and calibrate, and we will see what I will get then.

>>153152146
Anything that makes you happy is haram. So no.

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do you have suggestions on recording silky smooth webms?

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>>153152395
I'm sure your epic meme players EE and arteezy weren't responible for Secret coming last either

>>153152395
Better than RTrashZ or fEEd

guys why did BSJ say that sven is a garbage hero thats hwy he doesnt play him

Sven is pretty good in my pubs, i play jugg a lot and he pretty much is the hardest counter i can have twice his farm and still cant manup against him

>>153152440
please get a trip before then, so I can filter you.

>>153152456
>Missed last hit
>Reaction time of a dead person

its a dark time for dota senpai

>>153152440
Enjoy the game literally preventing you from communicating before then

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>>153152567
>in my pubs

That's your answer.

>>153152567
Sven is kited very easily. And with the BKB/Blademail interaction changed, its actually very easy to kill Sven

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>>153152440
Here it is

>>153152567
BSJ is a trashcan whom you should never, under any circumstance, listen to

>>153152674
>second game normal skill
into the trash it goes

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Does anyone want to play on EUW together?

Keep in mind I'm 1.2k mmr but I'll try my best anyway. No angry people.

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This is the very moment that the 5k MMR trashbag known as HoneyLans developed his thirst for backstabbing

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peter know what he is doing right? this is all going to work out in the end isnt it?

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>>153152647
It's a dark time for eceleb dickriders you mean

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Hey everyone! Rasmus here! Just wanted to drop by and say you are all shit

>>153152685
but he teaches the shitters how to WIN games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbn0v34qk4

is slacks our guy???

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>>153152572
I have quite a few unflattering webms of 3k mmr Pudge crap

I enjoy recording what little good plays I make, but the quality is just garbage

>>153152945

>17 fps

Holy shit

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>>153152945
>literally playing at 15 FPS

>>153152945
Up bitrate, lower resolution

>>153152945
that's some pretty good camera movement lad

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>>153150682

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>>153152752
Pathetic desu.

>>153152945
What the shit is this webm quality


fucking KILL YOURSELF

>check my stats
>0.02 versatility
I should try to remedy this. Which heroes would I be most likely to enjoy if I like playing Phoenix?

>>153152901
yis

>>153152824
SoonerLater Thanks Misery SoonerLater

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>You have randomed Razor.
LITERALLY THE WORST RANDOM YOU COULD GET.

Puppey streaming

>>153153003
>>153153008
I'm sure I play this game at 60 fps minimum, but I have to put it in windowed mode to record, and that's when things get ugly.

>>153153218
good lc counter in pubs

>>153153218

Can pie prep the SEA bulls better than he prepped NA bulls?

>>153153179
you should kill yourself thats the only remedy to someone caring about some automated shit that doesnt even make sense

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>>153150682

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this guy still good?

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SAY MY NAME

Can we get this going?

Youtube (pleb, i know)

Good Tier :

Okay Tier:
Bulldog, Phil Kidd

Shit Tier:
Baumi,

>>153153349

Lmao those bitchtits

Backstabby h0neylans n0tis

>>153153280
>EE AND BULBA
>BULLS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM

our guy gustav is streaming boys

Puppey streaming with Pieliedie :-D

>>153153278
>slowly draining her damage instead of just preventing her damage through disables

>>153153337
Sure.

>>153151049
>trying to imitate pros in normal skill
just fucking a core like everyone else and win you fucking cuck

>>153153349

BigBaddy NoBrains

>>153153349
h0neylans

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S4 IS STRIMM

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

S4 IS STRIMMMM

>>153153218
Razor is a good hero, most people underestimate him.
He is good when the enemy has heroes that like to stick around in fights (Bristleback, Abaddon, Axe)
He is also good when there's a garbage enemy jungler (LC, Lifestealer)

just make sure to buy phase boots instead of treads and then prioritize W and E with a value point in Q.

with phase boots and high levels in E, none of the above heroes can outrun you. steal his damage, activate phase boots, easy kill.

Razor is weak against long range heroes like Sniper, Drow, Viper.
He is also weak against magic burst. Lion, Lina, Zeus..

so he's weak to a lot of heroes, actually. but if you know what he shits on, you'll have a good time picking him.

>>153153535
psg doesn't try that because he knows he cant do that

>>153153480

Shut up cucky.

>be s4
>be the best mid
>start playing with le epic gold digger girls
>become a trashcan laughing stock

?
is there a lesson from this story?

>>153153349
Better Dota player than 100% of /d2g/

>>153153349

n0team

>>153153441
Good tier:
The Drafter of Storms, The Father of Hope, The Butcher of Chink-Bay, The Genious of En'Ay, The One, The PPD.

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>>153153686
>PPD is le good.

>>153153349

Will this shitter get the team he deserves

And by deserves I mean tier 43 SEA monkeys picking 4 carries.

>>153153647
>s-shut up
how's tyrone doing lmao

>>153153518
where?

>>153153441
Dota 2 Bowie is pretty good. His english isn't that great, but I always learn something anyways.

>>153153797
if it's hitbox his stream is /3334 IIRC

pieliedie would be better off on kaipi than with seamonkeys+president of estonia

https://www.twitch
.tv/multiplayesports

SUPPORT OUR BOY RIME LAST GAME LET'S GO

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Why the FUCK did they add a highground to the fountain. It makes defending against megacreeps fucking impossible they just go back to hitting buildings.
This was fucking retarded.

>>153153349

>literally forgettable 5k mmr HoNtrash gets boosted by 9k pub god
>is so shit that he drags the team out of TI6 early
>literally tried to backstab other members of the team so hard it imploded

Why do I still have to put up with BigShitty Honeylan avatarfags like LeDouche? Do your job jannies.

>>153153890
So asshats who stomp a game can't fountain camp as easily.

>>153153890
>he likes getting fountain farmed

lol

>>153153880
sorry i only watch good players

>>153153890
becuase reddit really dislikes spawn camping
they got really angry because its le toxic and anti hugbox mentality

>>153153441

Okay Tier:

D 2 Cinema

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>>153154016

>le reddit hugbox anti-toxic is ruining my le fun

>>153153978
even if you stomp a game fountain camping is risky until you have megas or some shit

>>153153950

because he is le reddit flower

le best in le west even though he never accomplished shit while playing support and got carried hard while playing fucking position 1-2

>>153153890
>he thinks he can comeback from megas

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>>153152657
Tyago chan when are u coming back

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Can I make it to 5k lads?

>>153151640
Why did you name this SFW, now my boss is sending me on paid vacation

I've been away for months, any drama brewing now post TI?

>>153154208

defending against megas gets easier every patch because they keep buffing heroes and comeback gold.

a drow with mjollnir and aghas and hold off megas indefinately by herself

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>>153154208
>he didnt come back from megacreeps just to drop a gg ez at the enemy team
you missed out lad

>>153154085
no its not

without high ground you could put down wards just outside of fountain detection and see in

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>tfw in elo hell

>>153154267

[A]lliance, the most patch team of all patch teams, finally kicked the bucket after being patched out of existence nearly 3 years ago

>Puppey is now trying to lead SEAniggers like Demon
I didn't expect him to fall this low dotards.

>>153154053
Found the redditor
Go back to your containment zone

>>153154302
truly the greatest feeling one can have in their lifetime

>>153154301
and how is your team going to win gaining no farm while the enemy team has control of the entire map?

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>>153154245
pls respond

>>153154346
Hey i remember this movie, it was ok

>>153154346
its literally wrong to think like this

Improve,quit or shut the fuck up.

>>153154302
>tfw the entire enemy team disconnects before you can finish typing gg ez

>EG let go of their two best players
>Secret ruins Korea and still won't win anything
>Alliance is dead again and at least two of their trash players on going to be hyped somewhere else
>envy and rtc are going to be a player blackhole

This is actually the worst shuffle ever.

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>>153154457
>not typing it while the ancient is nearly dead

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>>153148163

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>>153154459
>shit overhyped players quarantining themselves
>quality dota players taking over at big well funded orgs

Sounds like a good thing to me

>>153154519
>risking typing it while the enemy can still come back

>>153154404
Sometimes you have heroes with strong enough waveclear, and the enemy make a mistake in their final push, or throw divine rapiers.

Have you seriously never come back from megas before? I've done it 5+ times over my ~800 games

>>153154457
>tilting chat tier list

>ELDER GOD TIER
?

>GOD TIER
???

>GREAT TIER
gg ez

>MEH TIER
Everything else

>posting in /d2g/ instead of joining my animeme stack

baka

>>153154598
>enemy calls gg as they take our ancient
>respawn as slark and get a triple kill
>rush to secret shop and get rapier
>take down their ancient
>gg ez
no feelinng like it

>>153154605
>just 5v1 man

>>153154419
>trigger
Good taste nigga ya you gunn make it
>>153154589
MVP got ruined, this is the worst shuffle ever.

>>153154691
>respawn as slark
post discarded

>>153154693
>he's never come back from mega creeps
stay bad amerifat

>Ferrari_430 () Invictus Gaming (ID: 86767173) Left the team

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dotards???????????
IG.Maybe confirmed?????

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>>153154715
ye trigger is pretty based but Kiznaiver was such a let down

>>153153880

who?

>>153154918
the PRIDE of UKdota

>>153155003
but thats Fnatic

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>>153154825
Ferrari-chan.....

>>153155003

>UKdota

who?

>>153154763
I only play in 5 stacks with the same people every time. I random most games, and this game was no exception

damage control complete

>>153154825
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this a decent champ pool to learn with?
>Top (or Hard Lane, I'm used to LoL)
Tide hunter, Centaur
>Carry
Juggernaut, Luna
>Mid
death prophet , Lina
>Support
Lich, Dazzle

I honestly would like to support all the time but people said I should learn all

Ferrari lost it long ago.

pineapple on pizza?

>>153155076
uhh...

>>153155195
Add in witch doctor support, witch doctor a GOAT support.

>>153155195
no.
>offlane
dark seer, clockwerk
>carry
void
>mid
tinker, lina
>support
ogre magi, kotl

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Yo senpai, how you want your team?

>>153155195
You should focus on the superior playstyle of picking "supports" that are carries in disguise like Shadow Demon, Visage and Arc Warden.

>>153155226
yes but not the canned ones

>>153155195
>top
it's called offlane

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>>153155226

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>>153155195
wraith king for all positions

>>153155195
dont listen to >>153155313

>offlane
bristleback, you literally cant die

>mid/carry
juggernaut, drow

>support
lion, wd, cm

>>153155342
like literally what the fuck

do they even speak english?

>>153155226
i always order pineapple pizza and then simply remove the pinapples from the pizza and eat without them

it just tastes better 2bh

>>153155342
how the fuck are they even gonna talk to each other

>>153155342
It feels like these people had to literally never have spoken before being assigned together by Kemal. But more realistically they must have played together at least a little as a tryout.

>>153155226
hawaii pizza is literally god tier, dont let all the discount gourmets meme discourage you from enjoying it

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>>153155342
>Remove weeb, teamwrecker and "coach"
>Add superior asian and 2 koreans.

>>153155368
Ok thanks
>>153155343
Coming from LoL lich almost feels like a carry to me. He actually does damage and isn't just a cc bot

>>153155423
>>153155429
>americans are baffled at the tought of someone speaking more than 1 language

lmao