/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

"I want to kill myself"

- EternaLEnVy, 2016

sing is good

What items need more things to build into?

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Nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>153130452
rapier obv

>>153130240
>>153130341
>>153130185
>>153129813
I'm retarded but my point stands, we need an upgrade to HotD that doesn't get rid of the Dominate active, and in fact strengthens it. I hate Satanic for this reason.

Is there any to view team stack indications after this new patch?

top eu teams after shuffle

1. SEAcret
2. new eg
3. og
4. liquid (LUL"literally team assassin"BA)

good shit kuro

>>153130452
bracer

i often want more hp but there's not a whole lot of choice in dota2

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HELP ME

PLEASE HELP ME

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New Secret
1. kr Pyo 'MentalProtector' Noa
2. my Yeik Nai 'MidOne' Zheng
3. kr Sang-Don 'FoREv' Lee
4. ee Clement 'Puppey' Ivanov
5. se Johan 'pieliedie' Åström

hey i like this team now

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Q: Raise Skeletons
>Active, AoE, Summon
>Raise all corpses in target aoe to create up to 2/3/4/5 Skeleton Warriors under your control
>Skeletons have 20-32 damage, 260 ms, take 2 hero attacks / 4 creep attacks to destroy and have an ability "Wither"
>Wither: Every attack on a hero lowers that hero's maximum HP by 3% for 40 seconds (multiple stacks are multiplicative)
>60 duration 12 cooldown

W: Corpse Explosion
>Active, AoE
>Detonates all corpses in an aoe in a rapid chain reaction. Detonates up to 6 corpses instantly and 1 every 0.4 seconds after that.
>Each corpse detonated deals 30/40/50/60 damage and stuns for 0.1 seconds.
>Detonated corpses aren't destroyed and can be used for further casts.
>10 cooldown

E: Gore Rain
>Active, AoE, Channeling
>Vomits forth a torrent of corpses in target AoE. Ejects 2/3/4/5 corpses per second. Every enemy hit by a corpse gets -8% movespeed and -2 armor for 5 seconds, stacking independently. Corpses count as skeleton warrior corpses no matter what they were when consumed.
Subskill: Consume Corpses
>Devours all corpses in target aoe. Can store up to 20 corpses at once.
>Passively generates 1 corpse every 5/4/3/2 seconds.
>You can cahnnel Gore Rain during Dance of the Dead simultaneously.

R: Dance of the Dead
>Active, Ultimate, Channeling
>While channeling for 6/8/10 seconds, all corpses are reanimated as uncontrollable summons, and all allies enter a frenzied state while in the aoe. Units reanimate 1 second after dying, whether allied or enemy, and reanimated units will keep reanimating each time they die. Enemy and allied heroes are returned, but still uncontrollable. All reanimated units die when channeling ends. Frenzies allies for +30/40/50% movement and attack speed.
>Dance of the Dead is replaced with a subability while Channeling: Focus. Makes all revives attack a target of your choice.

>>153130390
Mechanically, yes.
Meta/Theory, no.

If he learned the meta and played meta strategies, he would be tier 1 again, but for that to happen, Kaipi need a proper captain, and maybe a new offlaner.

if the team was to go

???
sing
Boner
Bamboe
New captain

or

Boner
Sing
Coon
Bamboe
New Captain

and the new captain knew the meta, and got the team to all play to the meta, they would be able to make it.

Sadly, it looks like its going to be EGM, if theyre replacing a support, and even if boner went offlane, it'd be hard for them to get a carry this late into lock, unless someone like Fear would come out of the blue, and thats like 0.01% chance

>>153130525
stacks are grouped up in the post game stats

>>153130645
sing sucks because he can't play with other people

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God I love this fucking retard so much
>should i push them towards my teammates?
>nah how about farther away by a couple cm's

>EE literally commiting suicide on stream

Holy fuck haha

>>153130554
>top eu teams after shuffle

>1. SEAcret
>2. new eg
>3. og
>4. liquid (LUL"literally team assassin"BA)

1 Secret is SEA team now - inb4 they actually go to SEA qualifiers
2 we dont even know who's going to be on EG. It might be a shitshow again, with fear gone
3 if OG gets s4 and Bulldog theyre gonna be 1 or 2 probably
4 >LULba >Ever

>>153130452
Vladamir's Offering needs to be able to upgrade into something better.
HotD needs an upgrade that lets it retain the Dominate active. Preferably one that buffs the dominated creep.

Claymore and Javelin both only build into two big items.
Ghost Scepter only builds into one and it becomes an offensive item. It'd be cool for there to be a cheaper purely defensive upgrade for it.
Sange now only builds into SnY and Halberd. It'd be cool if it could build into something else a little bit more late game oriented, or if Halberd just got a buff.
Desolator could use an upgrade so it retains relevance for late game.

>>153130464
My cuckolding girlfriend...

>linkin park/japo starts playing

EE is like a living fucking meme

>>153130764
by new eg i mean rtz+crit stack, the previous one completely disbanded

>>153130579
Depending on why you want more HP, there are various options available. Hood for magic damage, medallion for physical damage, vanguard for extending natural tankiness.

>>153130764
only 1 player is from SEA

>>153130612
Oh cool another split pusher just what we need.

The only item change I want is for vanguard to be removed from the game
Fuck that piece of shit item, and make Abyssal blade a damage item again icefraud

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SECRET WILL NEVER ______

>>153130735
serious question, what was icefrog THINKING with this fucking hero


>40 mana cost time lapse + invulnerability on 6 cooldown
>aoe doom, 12 duration 22 cooldown and slows to boot
>on top of chronosphere and time lock, two hideously strong spells, good enough to make a normal hero playable alone


like didn't someone point out to icefrog that he created a 12 duration 725 aoe disable on a normal spell? krob silence is fucking 6 duration 425 aoe and doesn't slow

>>153130885
Korea is considered SEA friend

>>153130452
OoV, Dragon Lance, Ghost Scepter

Blink Dagger

>>153130928
be european

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>>153130848
>Claymore and Javelin both only build into two big items.

Grappling Hook (2550 Gold)
Iron Talon (500) + Chainmail (550) + Javelin (1500)
>+15 Damage
>+10 Armor
>+25% Chance to deal 100 damage
>+40% (15% ranged) damage to non-hero units.

Active Ability: Grapnel
>Throws a grappling hook at a target and tethers you to it for 5 seconds, dealing 100 magic damage. While tethered, you are pulled towards him if he moves more than 500 distance away.
>Only pulls you towards the enemy, does not pull enemy towards you. Pulls at 800 ms and destroys trees if you're pulled through them.
>Tether is broken if enemy moves more than 1200 distance away. Enemy is revealed with shared vision while tethered.
>700 cast range, 14 cooldown, 0 mana cost, 2000 projectile speed, can be disjointed, using the item again while tethered breaks the link prematurely.
>If cast on a tree or ward, destroys it instantly at 4 cooldown. If cast on a creep, deals 40% of its current HP to it in addition to the normal grapnel. effect.

>HotD needs an upgrade that lets it retain the Dominate active. Preferably one that buffs the dominated creep.
let satanic ctrl+click to target creeps to dominate them, same as sharing bottle charges

>>153130928
Be this Beuno

>>153131019
Orb sure, sceptre maybe, dagger fuck no, lance=kill yourself.

>EE playing eroge on stream
Based weeb

>>153130932
void lets you use skills and item, it just doesnt let you use them twice :)

Does he not realize he's streaming his desktop audio?

>>153131114
If not Lance then Force Staff. Hurricane Pike is so elegant on a select few heroes, but there are so many heroes that want to build one and not the other.

why is alchi allowed again?

>ee this salty abt morph

pls nigga, that's not kawaii

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>tfw the only anime you watch is on toonami

>>153131162
doesn't change the fact that time dilation is better than doom 1:1

>maxed at level 7
>only 10 seconds downtime thanks to 22 cd
>slows you by significant amount
>hits 725 aoe
>0.1 cast point, hits invisible and fogged units

>>153131371
>being a stereotypical /v/ermin

>>153131380
but, but,
>muh 560 damage over the course of a whole team fight

why does Jacky-sama like to lose so much with Invoker?

>>153131525
because he's very low impact on the hero

>>153131525
you're watching the tilt in real time.

he wants to win so badly as invoker, he's forcing it.

>>153131525
cause he just got anime cosmetics for him

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>>153131513
don't forget
>never actually finish casting its horrible animation and range on a single target that fails due to fog/invisi/etc

>>153130848
Vlad's + HotD

Combined stats of both, but without the UAM
Aura has 15% more life leech
Has an active that lets you instantly kill any creep on a 4 second cooldown and gain its aura if it has one. You can only have one aura at a time via this method. Works on ancients.

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EE's up against a 4k mmr mid
Lets see how hard he loses without the help of at least 2 other teammates

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are RTZ and EE still going to play together?

>>153131717
That's yet another upgrade to HotD that gets rid of its active.

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>>153131753
NO

>>153131723
to be fair, PL does very well against invoker mid. It's w33s go-to counter against other invokers.

>>153131753
nop. and they shouldn't unless EE goes back to 5. they essentially play an identical style and it's too much having them both as cores.

>>153131685
>>153131717
>>153131779
Also
>an item that makes one of the only redeeming qualities of Doom irrelevant
it would be kind of poetic

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the new Secret is literally the worst team of all time

>>153131851
what is their style called?

resource hog+anime feeding?

>>153131851
They both play greedy, but arteezy wont throw you the game

Is it possible to lose as underlord?

>>153131931
nu-mids

>>153131717
>Has an active that lets you instantly kill any creep on a 4 second cooldown and gain its aura if it has one
You fucking stupid baka?

>>153132001
maybe if EE picks him

would you let puppey suck your cock?

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what's this?

>>153132112
oh god i can already see the aquila drums travel

>>153132001
Very
Timbersaw completely and utterly destroys him.

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>>153131923
sEEcret got 16th place at TI6, so Gook Secret still has a chance to not be as bad

>>153132152
I always wanted to know how it feels to have sex with a really powerful person, a president is probably the embodiment of that so probably

>/d2g/ says bristleback will be OP when ported
>he sucks at launch

>/d2g/ says oracle will be OP when ported
>he sucks at launch

>/d2g/ says arc warden will be OP when ported
>he sucks at launch

>/d2g/ says winter wyvern will be trash when ported
>she's OP at launch

>/d2g/ says phoenix will be trash when ported
>he's OP at launch

>/d2g/ says LC will be trash when ported
>she's OP at launch

>/d2g/ says pit lord will be trash when ported
>he's OP at launch

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is this a good dp patch?

>>153132203
it's meant to take you to the scoreboard for your last game, but it's broke

We talkin about doom?

I just played a match as Doom.

I built auras so my carries could right click good and doomed the occasional spellcaster and it was easy wins

>Devouer is FREE early game HP regen aura
>FREE early-mid long range 0 mana cost 125 damage stun of ganking
>FREE mid game buff removal system with added slow on a 3 second cooldown
>FREE late game 30% damage aura
>FREE all game gold generator

How can a hero be bad when he has the best ability in the game

>>153132252
arc warden was broken at launch. even 7k+ players couldn't deal with rapier spam

>>153132252
Arc warden and oracle were broken as all fuck though

>>153132252
forgot
>/d2g/ says terrorblade is a shit hero and everyone should call him "terrible with a blade Xd"
>needs 3 major nerfs through 2 patches even before being added to cm, is still op and needs an extra patch before he is balanced

>>153132001
I have yet to see Underlord win a game

he has gone 0/16 so far in my games

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>>153132203
The dota icon, symbolizing the battlefield split by the river.

>>153132334
the stun is 0 mana cost? I didn't know that

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What if there was a support hero who could create a mini-plateau anywhere on the map that you could put a ward on top of? The ability would also last as long as a observer

>playing mirana mid
>totally dominate the first 30 minutes of the game
>my team is total fucking dogshit
>they die many many times
>they feed the other team
>I can no longer carry alone

Mirana is fucking dogshit now after the aghs nerf. Total fucking garbage.

is seacret OUR guys now?

>>153132697
>find plateau
>hah, easy deward
>it was merely a ruse
fuck I'd be so mad

>>153132697
Do you even read patch notes
Every hero granting vision has had his vision granting abilities nerfed since 6.84

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has EE actually gotten worse since TI6?

Soul Gouger
Ghost Scepter + Claymore + Javelin
+40 Damage
+10 All attributes

Passive: Pierce
25% chance of an attack dealing 85 magical damage.

Active: Become hasted and unattackable for 4 seconds, but take 40% more magical damage. Attacking while this buff is active ends it immediately and that attack is converted to magical damage with a guaranteed pierce proc. 15 second cooldown

1. C9.RTZ
2. C9.Miracle
3. C9.Zai
4. C9.Aui
5. C9.EE

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>EG is kill

what team do I root for now?

>>153132952
it's pretty clear that he's tilting really hard right now

vanilly are you here

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>another qe invoker game
>ee still hasn't learned he can push down towers

>>153133056
>2/5 players kicked
>Uni and most importantly ppd still on the roster
?

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I want to cum in or on Soe

>>153133240
universe fucking sucks

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>>153133240
>cheering for EG without Fear on it
that's like an America without Trump

>You are permanently banned from talking in eternalenvyy.
I made a joke about weeaboos like 2 years ago lol. Stay mad avatarfags

>>153133339
message one of his mods for unban you retard

>>153133036
>let's take Ghost Scepter and make it scale off damage instead of stats
No

Is Alliance actually dead?

Is Balda finally done as a pro player?

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>>153133339
Served you right, faggot. If you want to be a mean hater, go somewhere else.

>>153133339
>how does i make new account

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>>153133339
Never underestimate the autism of suckup twitch mods.

Phase Boots (1240) + Wind Lace (235) + Mithril Hammer (1600) = Camel Toe (3075)

+70 MS
+50 Damage

Toggle between Battle and Walking modes:

Battle mode: +20 Damage in adition to it's other bonuses.
Walking mode: +24% (20% ranged) MS and phasing in adition to it's other bonuses.

Toggle has a 2 seconds cooldown.

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>it's a there are people in d2g who have never had sex episode

>>153133430
hopefully

owner of c9 just followed zai and rtz on twitter

>>153133458
But how else will I spam my !Attacker sub emotes?

>that shit talk in post-game about EEs invoker play

sad animu avatar

>>153133487
Walking mode is so fucking broken it isn't even funny

>>153133487
what's the point

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>>153133339
Shoot me your account name and I will unban you senpai

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>>153133490
S-SHUT UP!!

>>153131380
>time dilation is a silence
Honestly loving this meme, keep it up.

>>153133618
fuck off weebshit
how about you moderate your waifus mouth on my cock

Does shitrekt have any fans left in the civilized world now?

>>153133686
>being this butthurt
Show me on this puppet where the bad bad anime man touched you

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>>153133662
It's literally the same thing, you retard

>Silence = can't use spell
>All spell cooldown = can't use spell

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>new secret is shit
>EE's new team will inevitably be shit

what a wonderful world

1. Miracle
2. S4
3. AdmiralAutist
4. Bulba
5. Kurokky

New Liquid, Thoughts?

>>153133618
unban everyone

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who else here plays dota on a laptop while lying down in bed?

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>Balda starts bullying S4's gf on twitter

Is there a sadder fuck than him? I hope his wife's child grows to hate his ass

iron branch + rapier +50 gold recipie = I wanna make shitty broken items toooo

>+100 all stats
>+1000 damage
>can be used to plant a vicious little tree that will automatically kill anyone that goes within 500 AOE of it and it cant be cut down and it lasts forever but you can pick it up again and replant it wherever you want
>drops on game loss

>>153133808
>Silence = can be purged/bkb
>All spell cooldown = can be refreshed/chakra

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>>153133846
>bulba

>>153131964
>Ti4 midas rosh while mid rax falls.webm
artour is undoubtedly better on average than ee but lets not pretend he doesn't throw with the best of them

>>153133895
Hes playing support this time dw

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>>153133490
>>153133619
Lgtss
>8

>>153133846
>bulba
>in 4
jesus christ I hope this isn't real

in this universe do jerax and matumba go to og?

>>153133896
except that time it was simply a bad draft by ppd, a draft made worse by not giving universe faceless void

>>153134001
I've had sex and I've given oral but never recieved... I just want a cute girl to suck my dick ;_;

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>>153134001

0 baby

posting my top 5s

1:
Shadow
Fear
BurNing
Miracle-
Hao

2.
SumaiL
RTZ
Maybe
s4 (not sure about this)
w33

3.
Universe
Zai
Ohaiyo
Faith_bian
GeneraL

4.
kky
JeraX
Crit-
PLD
Dj

5.
Puppey
ppd
Akke
MiSeRy
fng

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guys in twitch vods how do i get bttv and normal twitch emotes to work in chat replay

>Dota 2 Lore
>Every hero is either a God who could destroy an entire universe
>Or some guy who did some feat that ranges from literally nothing to moderately impressive
Dotababs?

>>153134001
tfw all but 1 because she thought it was gross, broke up with her a month or so later
I will never know how it feels

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>>153134134
>given oral but never recieved

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>>153134134
>I've given oral but never recieved

>Another Invoker game

This is gonna end like the PA autism right?

>>153134325
how did pa autisim end

>>153134394
without a single victory

>>153133886
whoah that's some wirt's leg level of meme, i like it
now let's actually make it fun

iron branch + rapier + shared tango = Divine Branch

>+333 damage
>can be used to plant trees that last 30 seconds, 3 second cooldown

Reminder EE literally lost to a 4k mid

>>153133618
SharkBullet

>>153134186
wings.blink raped everyone in your top 5 mids

fucking clueless retard

>>153133618
Fuck off ntroon

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>ee just rage bought back
>and forced two teammates to gank puck
>which ended up in his teammate dying
>AND PUCK JUST KILLED HIM AGAIN 30 SECONDS LATER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE

>>153134660
True

>>153134660
and?

watching this stream is legit depressing.

Why do people complain when they lose in yolo que?
In a team game?
If you're not playing in a stack you might as well be playing at the casino with your mmr.

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h- help?

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>10 minutes
>5 deaths

>>153134869
>Be a lowlife piece of shit
>Beg for help like some faggot
Kill yourself you peruvian tier piece of shit

>>153134869
>Abandon a fifth of your games
>Reported in more than half
What the fuck

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I-is EE gonna be okay..?

>>153134869
you need taco?

>>153135134
>>153135004
>>153134989
?
hes EUWest

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>this pudge in ee's game
well at least its good seeing him matched with similarly skilled players
nigga cant land a hook worth shit

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>Eternal Envy playing Xenoblade X music

Alright, don't care what else happens, that nigga my nigga.

>>153133875
on the floor with a pillow
only way to play

>>153134869
>101 abandons out of 4.1k matches
what the fuck dude

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WEW

>>153132252
>oracle sucked at launch

>that fucking donation

JESUS CHRIST MAN. WHY WOULD YOU PAY MONEY TO SAY THAT,.

>>153135321
How? You can go like 20-0 on pugna in normal skill games, just get a blink and jump on niggas

>>153135375
what was it?

>>153135440
fuck you envy
team ruiner
no good teams want you
yada yada

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EE needs to start watching yuri anime.

Hetshit he watches ruined his skill

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>>153135375
>>153135518
it was worth it
look how fucking tilted he is right now, holy shit this is delicious. i wonder if he'll play another game

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;_;

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>>153135440

>EE stream
feelsbadmanwithagun

>envy gets memed on game after game
>stream snipes, le troles, flames, the works
>he can't go undercover because he's streaming
>he can't stop streaming because it brings in mad cash and would be retarded not to
>the people who watch him on the whole don't even like him, they're just waiting for his next baffling fuckup
sometimes I feel bad for envy, he baffled too hard and now he's trapped in a web he can't escape because his life centers around this game

>envy goes 0-5 as invoker vs a puck 10 minutes in
>still blames his pudge for losing the game

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Is this it?

Is this the year dota 2 finally starts to die? Everything is crumbling around us.

>>153135918
no its just EE

why are five stacks allowed to play against anything but five stacks

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>>153135756

>not just putting your stream on a delay

>>153135918
anime is dead

>Lina with Aghs does 960 pure damage

This ability is a fucking joke with Int scaling.

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EE on secret was a mistake from the beginning
It was always just 4 people babying him constantly so that they could bring out the best in him, like the """"famous"""" ember rapier game that everyone's forgotten by now.
What happened? EE moved up from a tierZ team to a tier2 where he doesn't belong, then killed a whole teams dream of TI and got them a place at dead last.
Envy belongs at tierZ and never should have moved

>>153136082
I guess that was why she was picked 0 times at the biggest tournament of the year

>>153136082

it's 850 pure before scaling

>>153136107
Arteezy too. Remove both of them.
The rest of the players on team secret deserve better.

I'm done, I don't think I can keep watching him spam invoker. Rather watch draskyl than this shit.

>>153136107
You have the highest expectations for the rest of the Secret roster over anyone here, it seems.

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>>153136336
But this is where it gets good, he's absolutely on full tilt right now

Last game was 0/5 by 10 minutes, what are the bets on this game?

>>153136107
EEs bad but the main reason Secret was losing is Puppeys strategy. They play so greedily every single game, it just doesn't work vs good teams

>>153136107
TI6 Secret failed for the same reason C9 failed, the team was built on the notion envy was a good player instead of picking people who know he's shit and changing their style to make up for his throws

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why does this team give me a same vibe like old DK?

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>>153136553
hold the fuck up

The only person who didnt get kicked from Secret was PLD of all people?

>>153136553
because chinks look all the same

>>153136587
PLD fucking outplayed at shanghai

Pld is actually the best player on secret for his role

>>153134869
"How do I not leave games???"

There is a very simple solution anon.

Is he gonna do it
Will Envy lose against a 5k meepo

>>153134669
Im sure that idiot couldn't even use 4chan if he wanted too

>>153134513
Unbanned, went to get some food, hence the late reaction

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>>153136753
he already lost against a 4k pl
this game looks good though, they're gettin a shitload of kills early thanks to this crazy ass pudge everywhere on the map
if he loses this one it will truly break him

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Reminder:
>N0tail
>QO
>ixmike88
>DeMoN
>ppd (Captain)
In an ironic twist, this team will claim to be EU for the purpose of qualifiers. Mental gymnastics for both NA and EU ensue.

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Did EE really play a hentai game on stream?

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Just lost my first (ranked) game with a carry Pitlord on my team.
Fuck that hero is shitty without being built right.

>>153136889
>The only competent player is from neither ethnicity
This team would be a walking meme.

>>153130802
imagine what a qt amazon goddess getting it in every hole at every hour she must have been when she was in her early 20s, none of us will never experience anything like that in our sad little pathetic NEET hikikomori lives. At least we (some of us anyway) are better than her at dota though, so we win. Did I mention she's a bad caster? Christmas cake baka

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>>153137010
>ixmike
>Competent

>>153137261
you're pathetic

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Oh my god it's actually happening
They went from 12-1 to "we've lost"
Meepo is literally shitting all over them
5K MEEPO IS SHITTING ALL OVER PUDGE, EARTH SHAKER, INVOKER, JUGG, AND A PUCK
HOLY SHIT

>>153137293
That was uncalled for

>>153137275
>QO is NA or EU

is ee ok

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>>153130464
i love traxx so much, i would have bough her figure and tshirt from the secret shop but they dont have one, i said to settle for ginger instead
;_;

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>EE
okay this is getting sad now, time to switch to Reynad

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https://a.pomf.cat/rivkza.webm
What the fuck is wrong with him

FUCKING FUCK

>>153137643
>ethnicity
>nationality
Nigga wut

ee is literally the worst intoker ever

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>>153137261
speak for yourself senpai im dating a 7 foot ebony goddess from the WNBA

>>153134001
hey, I'm level 9. That's not so bad I think. It's like a normal person just without any romantic interactions in life.

>ee crying
lol

he's broke

is EE crying?

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someone save envy

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what the fuck is going on with ee

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>envy in fucking tears
PLEASE STOP

EE is legit about to kill himself

>EE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>153137857
Why don't you just pay for sex just to see what it's like? Prostitutes aren't even expensive.

>>153134001
>had sex
>still depressed
fuck life

was that him crying or just laughing at himself

So how many games do you need to be good with Invoker? By playing him very occasionally I noticed that I can at least play him insofar as I can invoke all his spells without looking them up, but I pretty much never know what spell is appropriate in a teamfight. (When in doubt, I coldsnap, tornado or deafening people.)

I don't feel like spamming Invoker though so I might never find out how to be good with him.

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>tfw anime avatar on the enemy team makes you feel bad about winning

>>153137893
>>153137897
>>153137902
>>153137907
>>153137921
>>153137931
>>153137937
>>153137979
Weebs leave

>>153137995
he was laughing

>EE finally learning he was never good at Dota and the people who watched him legitimately wanted to see him fail

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>>153138029
I'm a frogposter not a weeb you stupid faggot

>>153137991
scared of std tbhfam

So does this new roster confirm puppey has lost all credibility and no one good wants to play with him any more?

The best thing he can hope for now is this team goes fucking super saiyan and after the first major pray the western all star teams fall apart so he can get an rtz cr1t zai roster

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>>153138029
reddit leave

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>/d2g/ is so autistic they can't determine if someone is crying or laughing

Anime was a mistake confirmed?

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>>153138075
>2017
>still wanting RTZ on your team

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>valve now mutes new accounts in game even if you pay the 5 usd smurf tax
>dotards will defend this

>>153138003
You don't really need to think that much about it because most of his spells will always do something.

Also, don't forget to sunstrike people who get hit by long range tornado before blink snapping them.

>>153138092
understanding whatever sounds envy makes has nothing to do with understanding other people

>>153138075
puppey was never good
just a tall manchild with manlet manchild fans

>>153137991
Nah man, what's the point? Just having sex for the sake of having sex will probably do little for your development as a human being I guess. Probably better to try to get a normal social life. Paying prostitutes is like account buying.

Nothing wrong with it if you just want the fun though I think.

damn OG is looking good except for n0tail

>>153138180
>OG
>Good
>N0Lans
pick 2

>>153138254
So you're saying Notail would be good if he wasn't on OG?

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>>153138176
>paying prostitutes is like account buying
trust d2g to make a somehow logical comparison sound like the dumbest fucking shit in all of history
im laughing too much to make a real reply

>>153138180
What's the lineup leak? Still the one with Jerax but no Matumba? I really hope my FINBOYS don't break up

>Meepo would need 5 Eblades at level 25 to make the +15% damage aura from Vlad's better than another Eblade
Why is this awful item still in his default build?

>>153138254
He's aFewLans now.

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>the flaming city of anime

>>153138090
>>153138118
>>153138013
>>153137721
>>153136903
>>153136587
>>153135918
>>153135035
>>153133438
>>153132952
>>153132231
>>153131792
You are not a cute anime girl

You are a grown man living in his mom's house

>fear
>rtz
>moo
>zai
>crit

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uhhhhhhhhhhhh, dotatards?

How does EE only have 4 rampages? I have 4 rampages with less than 1k games(though I did lose two of those games).

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>>153138358

>>153138410
You're not EE, you're smarter than him.

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>>153134001
>tfw 12

>>153138395
that has got to be one of the funniest things i've seen all week.

>>153138075
he has 3 out of 4 best mechanic cores in SEA in his team, you either never watch MVP or Fnatic in action or just baiting. They are all tier 1 players.
>>153138176
well said, I paid for sex once, it wasn't anywhere near as good as having sex with gf.

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>>153138358
I just realized he isn't even 7k. You'd think he's close to 8k with all the try harding and sperging

>>153138410
He's on an alt account not his main

>>153138410
Is that counter even correct though?

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>EE IS GOOD

-d2g

>>153138467
I think he is 8k on his main

>>153138073
There's pretty much 0% if you just wear a rubber and find a non crackwhore
Even then, I would only do that only if you think sex is a way to release stress or some shit like that, if you feel lonely or are a tfwngf poster, paying for it will only make you feel empty, and even more lonely afterwards

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>that invoker deny
ROFL

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2604782624
You can pinpoint the exact moment when everything went horribly wrong.

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>>153138410
It doesn't count lobby matches

>>153138532
Not that guy but I just want to be techincally not virgin. But prostitution is illegal in my country.

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>>153138473
>>153138505
>he can't even win against players 2,000 MMR below him

>>153132294
poor guy, i hope he finds happiness and doesnt end up killing himself

>>153138532
>if you feel lonely or are a tfwngf poster
yea that's why I dont want to do that. It will be the same as fapping, feeling empty afterwards.

>>153138485
have you ever actually tried to improve your gameplay?

EE's spirit to learn and improve is why he has so many fans ( shadow for example).

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Who else here knows this feel?

>>153138395
haha loool i browse the front page of reddit too *brofist*

Why is EE so desperate to get good with Invoker anyway? Even if he wants to play mid there's plenty of other good mid heroes

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what champ is the easiest to play this patch for free mmr?

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Hey guys what went wrong in this game
I was Arc
I feel like i shit, i promised my team that if they kept playing and not tilt then i would carry them
i feel like i let them down and now im swallowing 5 sleeping pills
what could i have done better

>>153132294
I'd fuck him 2bh.

>>153138559
>1 tower taken
radiant was literally never ahead in this game

>>153138625
morph

>>153138596
EE doesn't learn and improve he just bangs his head against the wall repeatedly

>>153138570
It's illegal in many countries but so common in human life that it seems kinda impossible to crack down on prostitution. I'm sure you can find plenty of prostitutes everywhere.

>>153138570
Lie you dipshit. The point of being a "non-virgin" is growing emotionally close enough to someone that they have sex with you. The point is not whether or not you ever had sex with a human being.

>>153138596
he has literally learned nothing you mong.

>>153134001
5, and it was one of the worst experiences of my life

>>153138627
swallowed 5 more

>>153138176
But you won't end up as a 30 year old virgin and you'll realize that having had sex isn't such a big deal after all. Also you get to fuck what you can't fuck at home.

>>153138073
Just use a condom and visit a decent brothel

>>153138461
>well said, I paid for sex once, it wasn't anywhere near as good as having sex with gf.
But you have a gf. For someone on the road to /r9k/ that might be out of reach.

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how will our cuck loda feed his wife's daughter now that [A] is kill?

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UncleNox ACTS LIKE A TIER 1 PLAYER UncleNox HAS AN UGLY THAI WHORE AS GF UncleNox WANTS TO MEET IRL UncleNox POKES HIS NOSE INTO BACKSTAGE UncleNox GETS CHOKED IN GAME UncleNox GETS CHOKED IRL UncleNoxCRIES ON TWITTER UncleNox MUST BE LODER UncleNox

how fucked is ppd

>>153138612
getting carried?

Not really

>>153138670
>The point is not whether or not you ever had sex with a human being.
It literally is.

>>153138627
>Tb 662 cs
holy shit how can you even win against this badass

>>153138467
>>153138505
He could get 8k playing carry. As a mid he's way out of his element.

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>desperately need a mid game manfighter that makes for a great late game hero as well
>last pick mid clinkz
>versus Invoker
>we needed an orchid carrier!
>versus Invoker
>and Faceless Void
>and Terrorblade
>all heroes who naturally build self purges
ALHSlkjhf;Gfdasfklh;jahkdsfasdhf

He got like 3 kills on the supports. Sometimes. He did basically jack shit all game and then was surprised when I blamed him. We picked 3 supports with strong laning and anti push so Spec can get farm and he last picks a goddamn CLINKS

FUCK

>>153138767
You are a literal idiot if you think hiring a prostitute increases your social standing.

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>>153138759
based twitchchatspy

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>7 GAMES GO MID
>LOSE EVERY GAME
JUST

>>153138570
If you're from Europe the next legal flat rate brothel is only a 50 euro plane ticket away

>>153138624
Invoker is IceFrog's favorite mid hero, he will always be relevant, learning him is a must if you want to play mid role.

Other mid heroes are pretty much the same except for few hard ones which he either already learnt (tinker, storm, ember, qop (lol i know) )or think it will still be irrelevant in future ( puck, timber, ta, sf, lina).

>>153138627
well you have pitlord on your team so thats essentialy 3v5 while your farming

>>153138851
>abandon
wghat

>>153138851
wait what is that abandon

>>153138570
Being a non virgin is nothing lifechanging, even as a NEET video games addict who thought I was going to die virgin
If you're ashamed of being virgin, just lie and say you had a fling with some girl but dont want to talk about it

>>153138905
>>153138886
some guy on his team quick picked invoker and ee baby raged out.

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>>153138851
is it time for a JUST edit for anime jack?

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>>153138826
>increases your social standing
Stop putting words in my mouth.
I just want to know what putting your penis in a vagina feels like. Its not about the texture or the warmth of the vagina. Its about putting your breeding organ in another humans breeding organ.

>>153138863
Invoker needs fucking nerfs across the board and not fucking stat decreases. Stat decreases rarely do jack shit, the bullshit part about him has always been how he has 10 ultimates on 15-30 second cooldowns.

Alright folks I'm dunk. Here's the realness on the EG roster.

Zai, Cr1t, RTZ, Universe, Suma1l

100% fuck the trolls

>>153137718
>>153137718
At least you went

;-;

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11098071
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11098071
http://www.strawpoll.me/11098071

>>153138395
hey reddit :^)

>>153138969
p-peter that you?

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>zai says he's playing with sumail
>zai is out
>sumail says he's sticking with eg

How do you solve this?

>nothing happened yesterday, go to sleep
>wake up, the entire pro scene is upside down right now
What the fuck just happened

>>153138969
will fear and ppd form another team then?

>>153138969
Is the 2 EG squads rumor true?

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>>153138970
i didnt go i bought it online and its going to take over a month to ship

>>153135321
saw you on reddit bro. nice upvotes

>>153138954
And for that prostitutes are great. Also if you want to lick the feet of an Asian girl while another licks your butthole you can.
If you're looking for some emotional bond that's gonna get expensive fast though.

>>153138753
by performing fellatio on black males.

>>153139027
Zai can literally rejoin any time before rosters fully lock though