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Reaper

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>>153054960
Rape implies one of the two doesn't want to take part on it.
Are you saying you don't want Ana to ride you like mad?

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Cutest and best pairing

What is the most counterable ult and why is it Tactical Visor?

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>yfw Sombra is a Dead Ringer Spy class

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Hana Song

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Jamison Fawkes, cutest and best shitposter!

>>153057442
Ana has no time for pregnancy, she probably uses some kind of Mercy-tech for mpreg.

>>153056314

He reverses the polarity

It's like you don't know anything about science. Haven't you even watched star trek or Dr. Who?

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Fareeha Amari's slim body.

>>153057386
>your team's Blackwatch Reyes Reaper with golden guns standing on the rooftop next to the payload's route

Sometimes you know it's gon b gud

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Is there a worse feeling than getting 4 golds? it just mean your team is worthless.

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My mouth is watering for a taste of Hana Song's tummy

>>153057452
Perfect picture if you remove the Mei

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I can't wait until the next season when Blizzard gets rid of babby's first fps players matched with 4x prestige players like this. Fuck.

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What are the odds of Reyes missing an eye under his mask?

>>153057572
Best

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world first bastion golden gun

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She's my favorite hero. How do I become less shit?

>>153057604
Getting 5 golds, obviously

>>153057604
Depends on what you got it for.

Getting it for 3420 damage, 6 eliminations, 2 obj kills, 00:14 obj time means it was only you who tried doing anything against the inevitable defeat.

Getting it for 16700 damage, 36 eliminations, 24 obj kills and 3:20 obj time is kinda good. (good players easily overdo these numbers)

>>153057669
>Playing Bastion on defense

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>when someone doesn't want to embrace tranquility

>>153057680
use a sensitivity between 20-45cm for a 360
enjoy killing shit

>>153057680

Aiming and recalling better are the most important changes there.

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>>153057797
I laughed.

>>153057779
>16700 damage

yeah maybe if theyve played nothing but one damage dealer ignoring the team like a cuck all game

>>153057836
>rdo these numbers)
>>>
> Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)08:44:01 No.153057784 ▶
>>>153057669
>>Playing Bastion on defense
ur cute

>>153057442
"rape" is just a word I used for "I didn't have a say on it"

I would be willing 24/7 to get rode by young Ana and fertilize her eggs

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Just me or has the progress stopped on 6.9026?
>Sat Aug 27 15:50:00 CEST 2016 6.8799%
>Sat Aug 27 15:55:01 CEST 2016 6.8874%
>Sat Aug 27 16:00:01 CEST 2016 6.8912%
>Sat Aug 27 16:05:01 CEST 2016 6.8988%
>Sat Aug 27 16:07:01 CEST 2016 6.9026%

>>153057797
Whose intro is that?

>>153057863
>>rdo these numbers)
>>>>
>> Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)08:44:01 No.153057784 ▶
>rdo these numbers)
>>>
> Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)08:44:01 No.153057784 ▶

>>153057970
Pharah's

>>153057970
hanzo.

>>153057970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r92aNtIg5Cc

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>>153057970
Pharah

>>153057970

Pharah.

>>153057604
If you're lucio or mercy, yeah, but it's much easier to get those medals with an offense hero.

>Mercy wants to shrink your cock until it's a little sissy bitch clitty
>She promises a lifetime of amazing anal orgasms if you accept it
>What do

>>153057475
Can't believe it took so long for someone to fall for the bait.

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Hey /owg/ what's happening in this image?

>>153058114
Pegging is probably gayer than gay

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>>153057604
Being a useless onion-faced slag.

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>>153058079
Tell her to stop her weird experiments and to open her mouth, it's her healslut discipline time.

>>153057572
Scrawny piece of shit

>>153058213
vaginas are disgusting, delete this

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>>153058076
I main d.va.

>>153058167
If it's between two members of the opposite sex it can't be gay by definition, anon.

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>>153058276
Rude.

>>153058079

Rape.

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>>153058197
Stupid gooks and their Dva x Tracer ships

This is the only acceptable ship

>>153058020
>>153058040
>>153058047
Don't see many Pharahs these days, let alone getting POTGs. They have been cucked out of the meta even in casual play. Playing Pharah is incredibly frustrating.

>>153058353
The truth is rude. She got no ass too just like Ana.

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>>153058292
Mercy's vagina is a healthy meal.

>>153058079
imagine being constantly brought near orgasm but denied it constantly while mercy stomps on your balls with her heels

Genji's reflect needs SOMETHING done to it, doesn't have to be as drastic as making flashbang ignore it, duration time, cooldown etc, but for fuck's sake at least make it more recognizable in the clusterfuck, a louder callout, more noticeable visuals, something. This way it's just boring guessing whether his MLG pro skill is on CD or not, if he can turn everything I throw at him against me I should at least be notified of it.

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>>153058389
incest is wrong

>>153058114
>>153058329
if you wanna get fucked in the ass date a man

Don't stay in the closet

>>153057961
It's a clue
>2016
>09
>26
26 september

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Is there anything more satisfying?

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>>153058478
She has a qt, fit and toned butt.
She's perfect tbqh.

Mercy can't be five years older than Pharah, either Pharah needs to be younger or Mercy needs to be older. Also, how is Tracer 6 years younger than Pharah, but still a member of Overwatch and Pharah did not get the chance?

>>153058414
The thing is in casual play, even the really good Pharah's don't make big plays they're just a constant annoyance

>>153058507
there's nothing gay about having sex with a member of the opposite sex

are you retarded?

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NOBODY FUCKING MOVE OR THE GREMLIN GETS IT

>>153058598
No
The best feelings are booping mobility characters to death, killing Tracers and killing an ulting Genji.

Is it just me or is the new map fucking shit?

>>153058689
>killing an ulting Genji
Which is what happens in the webm, yes

>>153058598

Killing a roadhog that missed his hook.

>>153058656
Tracer can't age due to her chest thing.

>>153058684
REAPFIELD NO THATS OUR PET HANA

>>153058679
>there's nothing gay about taking it in the ass and choking on it

yeah ok bud

>>153058725
>"is there anything more satisfying?"
>"no"
I was agreeing with it you sausage, because there isn't anything more satisfying

>>153058773
confirmed for braindead

>>153058598
>playing hanzo
>arrow ready just waiting for the right moment
>hear ryujin no ken wo kurae!
>get spooked
>finger slips off mouse
>hear genji death groan

Get shittered son

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Now I know this may be a unpopular opinion but I really think Junkrat may be an amputee.

I mean look at this ball joint, no actual knee could have a joint like that on top of it.

What do you guys think?

>>153058790
Oh. Then put me in a bun with mustard and onion 'cause I guess I'm a sausage.

>>153058824
lol whatever fag

>>153058836
>canon
>autistic MUH HATESEX ships like WidowTracer and JunkMei

Don't post this ever again.

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>>153058389
>small and cute
>always lovely whenever you look at her
>so precious that you want to make her cry and tell her daddy on you

D.Va is for bully. Old geezers leave.

>>153058836
>widowmaker and mccree
>widowmaker and genji
>widowmaker and hanzo

puking tbqhwyf

>>153058598
Killing an ulting Gengu with naked Dva, with a pistol whip as the finishing blow

Pow!

>>153058684
UR GOING TO SPAWN U STUPID GOOK

>>153058551
I don't see it anon

Σ(6+9+0+2+6) does equal 23 though...

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>>153058836

someone explain to me how pharah's suit joints work

>>153057484
Just hide behind a tank and 76's ult may as well be gone

>>153058863
Had a good kek, thanks anon.

>>153058507

>Having sex with a woman is gay

I think you're confused.

>>153059050
it's armor

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>Its a 'matchmaking throws me into impossible to win games' Day
How the fuck do people struggle on Vodka defence? How?

Why don't legendary duplicates give you 500 gold? It's like getting punished for already having the skin.

>>153058863
>skull tattoo on shoulder

Could Junkrat secretly be Sombra?????

>>153058997
>Pharah is autistic
I knew it.

>>153059114
it doesn't explain why her elbows and knees work like an action figure

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did jeff give you the skins you wanted?

>>153058638
Speak for yourself. I'd rather take some Mercybutt. Yes I'm Genji

>>153059116
Attacking is easier than defending, anon.

>>153059232
I can rep the EDL, so yeah I'm happy

>>153058740
Blizzard said she ages

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>they thought the countdown was going too fast so it stopped

fucking lmao

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>>153059116
>>153059241
>Losing Hanamura attack because people are afraid or Torb turrets

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>>153059132
buy low sell high at the game's side
buy high sell low at your side.

>>153059320
ROASTIES GET OUT

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>>153058836
What did he mean by this?

I swear Defnece is literally impossible unless the attacking team is actually, literally retarded.

>>153059320
That's cool. Genji and her can be sluts together.

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I fapped hard to this scene, she has a fine ass

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>>153059443
He has no problems with Pharah giving herself some love.

>enemy team goes 5 genjis because haha no hero limit
>pick symmetra
>get 4 golds due to impeccable turret placement
>end game card shows 17 sentry turret kills instead of golds

??????

>>153059178
they explained it in a post that it's just her armor
she has all limbs and it just looks like joints

>>153059050
Artistic decision

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>spamming "I need healing" to Mercy while I'm on the payload, which is 1m away from the checkpoint
>instead of healing me, she flies halfway across the revive two people
>I get killed and McCree swaps to Widowmaker for some reason

>>153059564
more like an artistic fuck up

>>153059050
She skipped leg day.

>>153059646
It's a cartoon game for babies, idiot

quickplay is so fucking bad

i wish i had bought the game earlier, holy shit i can't stand playing with mouthbreathers

>>153059513
>I will never throatfuck Pharah

why live?

Post some QTmaker.

>>153059646
Just like Reinhardt's head not being able to fit inside his helmet

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>>153059785
Why would you want her to perform such uncomfortable activities?

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Why is Winston the most hated character in Overwatch?
> Least played Tank hero because he requires no aiming
> Constantly shamed as the 'Noob Hero' because of this
> Tumblr shits on him for being friends with Tracer because 'muh lesbians'
> Isn't even called by his real name, just 'Monkey' or 'Harambe'

>>153059864
because her lips and mouth are extremely sexual

plus she's cute too and cute girls are good for wrapping their lips around cocks

>>153058836
>Winston
O I'm laughin

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>>153059050

>>153059638

Spamming "I need heals" doesn't make people want to heal you, a support player has more to do than heal you fyi. In a situation like that they probably needed to get the revive off and figured you could handle yourself. If you were defending then the revive was probably a highly necessary act, if you were attacking then the payload heals you.

Mercy is a single target healer so she always has to decide who needs healing first, if you aren't getting healed it's because you aren't a high priority target or you're in a bad position that she doesn't want to go to.

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>go on a suicide mission to make Rein drop his shield
>nobody kill him

>>153059938
t. illiterate and retarded Mercy main

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>>153059905
Nope, cute girls are for pure loving.
Leave her mouth alone pls.

>playing at 3 AM because I have a week off
>doing some quick play for fun
>people actually picking Bastion at 3 AM

That's some sad shit

>>153059923
it's spreading

>>153058493
I've seen this image multiple times but this is the first time I'm noticing the fucking cat holy kek

>>153060013
every time i see someone pick either bastion, widowmaker, hanzo, or symmetra on my team i silently judge that person as a human being

>>153059876
le dicks out 4 harambe xDD

>>153059876
Being called Harambe would be an honour tbqhfam

>>153059978

I'm sorry you don't know how to play supports and instead blame them for your own mistakes.

>>153059876
His fingers look really weird here, like black twinkies

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>>153059948
>Suicide charge Bastion to break the choke point
>Everyone takes a break to search for health pickups near spawn.

>>153059984
t. never got succ'd

>>153060138
I feel bad for your meta memers for not being able to enjoy the game anymore as you make your picks based on the latest """"""""professional"""""""""""" stream you watched not on what you actually want to play.

You are unworthy of the new reality.

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>>153059948
>>153060265
>Backdoor the point as genji and kill bastion and symmetra+turrets
>Whole team is busy dealing with tracer

>>153060365
Calm down Symettra

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guess my favourite hero

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>>153059232
All I wanted was Americree

Didn't get it

>>153060467
DIE DIE

>>153059876
>paper shield
>tickle beam
>ult isn't potent enough
>only swinging a pitiful 1.5 in of gorilla dong

Being Winston is suffering.

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>>153059809

I hope the introduce something else you can spend the competitive points on, golden guns look like shit

>>153059984
No

I need Pharah's mouth around my penis

I need to cum in Pharah's mouth

>>153059638
>giving some healing to 1 person is more important than rezing 1/3 of the team
>implying it'll be any harder for mercy and the two she rez'd to push the payload 1 entire meter than it would for one person

Shit, if it's only one meter that takes like a second at most to push even with only one person.

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>>153059809
On it.

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Comp when

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>>153060265
>Going Reinhardt/D.Va solo pushing payload
>Enemy Zarya with a pocket healer sitting on top of the cart
>"________ has switched to Widowmaker (was Soldier 76)."

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Does anyone else not really laugh but just feel sort of happy inside when you're in quickplay and fighting another player who is on the same hero as you and during your duel you both go "Hello!" and use your voicelines? It happens from time to time when I'm fighting a D.Va as D.Va, we wave to eachother from behind our matrices and "Winky Face" spam lul

>>153057508
plsno

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>>153059809
gotchu

>>153060667
>1000 healing
>gold

wut

>>153059232
No. Still missing Champion Zarya and Swedish Torb. The game will probably be dead before the next opportunity to get them.

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blizzard hook balance when

>>153060796
Ana thought she was Widowmaker

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>reinhardt

>>153060570
>backfilled in KOTH, first fucking round, 42% to red team
>pick Winston
>managed to get us to 99%, they barely won 99-100
>second round
>100-0 to us
>third round
>enemy team switches to a reaper and a winston

it's a great feeling knowing that you are recognized as a threat. We still won 100-30 or so. Got 3 golds.

>>153060467
Probably mercy or some dumb shit.

>>153060813
Why do people keep saying this game is gonna be dead within a year?

>>153060632
It will be Pharah who is cumming in YOUR mouth.

>not playing battle Lúcio

Do you hate fun? There's nothing more satisfying that soloing offense heroes and having a 10-1 k/d

>>153060928
I have no problems with munching her.
I want to hear her qt moans.

>>153060825

You can curl the hook over objects, it's not hard if you've played roadhog for any period of time.

Why do I get so fucking mad at this game

it's not an issue in any other vidya

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>play Ana
>random on my team picks Pharah
>develop a maternal relationship in the spawn room

Anybody else felt this feel?

>>153058930
SAUCE?

>>153061074
Any game where you really have to rely on a small group to win is rage inducing, it lets you see and focus on how retarded people can be

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>>153060825
>playing lucio
>roadhog hooks me but dies as im being pulled
>launches me a million miles past his dead body
>to land right in front of the ulting mccree
BLIZZARD

>>153060943
*hooks*
Glad you're having fun, kiddo

>>153059864
>he doesn't know that most women are turned on by oral

>>enemy team goes 5 genjis because haha no hero limit
>>pick symmetra
>>get 4 golds due to impeccable turret placement
>>end game card shows 17 sentry turret kills instead of golds
>??????

>>153061135
Its in the fucking image

>>153060925
Because Blizzard can't balance the game but market it as esports. Also the gap between seasons has probably alienated both comp and QP players alike.

And btw summer olympics are every 4 years

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Would /owg/ want a normal coloured Widowmaker skin?

>>153060872
>that pic
source?

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>>153060943
>speedboosting towards a low health rein, running through his shield and punching him to death
>speedboosting towards a fleeing enemy and pushing them off a ledge
>landing headshots and killing hanzo shitters
>5 golds

>>153061282
We saw it the first time
>>153059520

>>153061117
>Be Pharah
>There is Ana in the team
>Doesn't heal

What a shitty mom

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>>153061332
>purified Amelie
Why not.

>>153061394
first result in google image search, you uneducated piece of shit. Also, no source begging outside of /r/, fuck off.

>>153061332
Not unless she turns out to be a beurette

>>153061489
if you were to reverse her brainwashing, would she still be a good sniper, or would that get purged?

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>>153060862

>>153061489
I can't honestly believe how an innocent french maiden could have such a lewd indecent body.

>>153061332

There are already two.

Ascendant Zenyatta is the best skin because
he's got the black balls.

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>>153061637
KEK DETECTED

>>153061540
Shed still be good at it, even real amnesiacs retain skills

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>kill Roadhog
>Hear "Crikey m8 looks like I got nobody to look after me anymore :("
>turn the corner
>see this

Wat do?

>>153061074
Online team games are really frustrating. I used to get fucking kissed playing Splatoon and this game but have no problem losing in a fighting game.

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>>153061690
That's the joke you double nigger

so 4chan is now replacing the word C U C K with kek?

>>153061332
>>153061536

Widow should be a POC. That is the demand of the progressives.

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>>153061332
No

>>enemy team goes 5 genjis because haha no hero limit
>>pick symmetra
>>get 4 golds due to impeccable turret placement
>>end game card shows 17 sentry turret kills instead of golds
>??????

>>153061795
only if it's in all caps, you cuck

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>>153061601
She probably wasn't the kind to show it off.

>>153061818
ur the cuck here, cucky cuck cuck cuck a doodle doo

>>153061807
I could very easily see Widow as an Algerian qt.

>>153061826

Disgusting.

>>153061332
>Huntress
>Comtesse

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>>153059948
>>153060265
>>153060413
>>153060697
>Team of Gengis make a strong push
>teammates try to go full DM
>"_______ has switched to bastion (was winston, reinhardt, soldier 76, etc.)"

>On Numbani
> team has D.Va as tank
>support plays Ana instead of Lucio

>play winston
>team reloads/heals up every time I jump in to distract

>>153060872

spook

>>153061826
Who would think that such a plain girl would hold such an ass underneath her clothes?

Being Winston is suffering. You want to put your tiny gorilla dick in Tracer, but she will never see you as anything but a non-threatening guy friend

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Why is Widowmakers spine constantly bent like that? it looks very painful

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>some guy on my team gets angry at a Torbjorn calling him bad
>says "bitchboy" in every sentence
>keeps talking about the Torbjorn sucking his cock
>begs people in all-chat to report him
>as the game ends, says "We'll see who gets banned first" to him

>>153062006
how does /owg/ feel about Genji x Mercy?

My wallet got stolen by a co-worker last night while I was working. Please post angry overwatch memes to match my incandescent and impotent rage at this act.

Why don't people play on/around the objective in a game featuring solely objective-based game modes? So many times I am standing alone on the payload as something stupid like Tracer, meanwhile not only my team, but most of the enemy team is off playing TDM somewhere else entirely. It's so fucking stupid.

The best moments are when I play Lucio and I'm moving the payload alone, meanwhile some jackass Reaper is spamming "Need healing" from somewhere around the enemy's spawn.

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>>153061540
Probably, but she'd probably have PTSD.

>>153062173
For you

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>>153062173
To make her ass more pronounced.

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>>153062251

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>>153058389
He is like 60 and she is 19.

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where are the fucking patch notes
fuck blizzard so much

>>153062181
it was you, wasn't it?

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Thanks for the luv.

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>>153062251

Bastion is a girl!

How do I git gud at Genji?

>>153062421
>implying I'd ever play something that isn't Robomonk
I want to have fun before he's nerfed

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There can only be one

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>>153062386
>implying that you wouldn't a Jack Morrison at the first opportunity

>>153062553
>ugly edgy old man
He's not even thicc like Reaper

Hanzo's ass is made for McCree only

can we stop al lthe gay shit and talk about zarya pegging me?

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Come November we learn of our first canon pairing.

How will you handle the shit storm when the origin story of these two comes out?

>>153062625
Gabriel pls

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>>153062386
Yeah because age gaps are not a thing in this fandom.

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>>153062553
Well all that stuff they pumped into him is certainly good for something

reminder that hookpig will be on every team comp after zen nerf

>>153062625
Yeah, well Reaper probably looks uglier than Deadpool underneath his lame owl mask, so that's -9999 points

>>153062720
it will not matter
there is no story mode only multiplayer so most people will not care

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>>153062795
Certainly.

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>that one friend who plays literally nothing but junkrat
>less than 2 hours played on most of the cast
>tell him to experiment with more characters since it makes the game more fun
>he tells me to go fuck myself

how do I convince him to play other characters? His junkrat is good but I just want him to mix it up a little

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Why is there so much gay shipping around this game? You do realize at best a single gay couple will be in the game out of all the characters we have right now, right?

>Wake up
>site not even at 7%
Mexicans, not even once.

>>153062898
But those thighs anon

>>153062993
Tell that to Tumblr.

>>153061117
Tell me more, please. Did you get that nice chat exchange between them that goes something like "I'll keep an eye on you from back here, Fareeha." ?

>>153062795
post more ___old Ana x S76

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>>153062006
>Zarya's stiff clit is probably more significant than Winston's puny simian wang
>Tracer would probably have to stifle a cruel cackle as it ineffectively mashes against the opening of her twat
>she'd also start gossiping to other OW members about what a crap lay he is because he's a lame virgin

The only way Winston would come out on top is if he has that weird micropenis humiliation fetish or starts seeing zoo animals.

>>153062251
ggez

t. Sombra

[Spoiler]seriously though that's fucked up, sorry it happened.[/spoiler]

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>>153062993
yes

>>153062993
tumblr are a bunch of sexist sociopaths, what do you expect?

>>153060775
I have a similar feeling, especially if it is two D.Vas

Can we stop with the gay shit and talk about being Hana's cocksleeve instead?

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how hard is it to get into making sfm porn?

What makes

http://amomentincrime.com/

% move up?

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>>153063095

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Was this always here?

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>3-4 minute wait times
>all to be thrown into 70+ games with premades everywhere
>tfw starting to recognise the same names popping up
This isn't comfy anymore, can I get off the ride now?

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>>153062993
There is only one gay couple and its assumed since there are two gay characters.

In November we find out it was these two. That's it. It'll be bland and boring too like how blizzard writes their love stories too.

But seeing Gabe actually give a shit about something might be fun.

>>153063196
Fapping to the characters.

>>153063196
It moves up every few minutes but it's bugged at the moment.

>>153063182
girls don't have penises dude

>>153063214
yes you idiot

>>153063214
New character coming in January

>>153063285
WHAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

>>153063224
>that pic
somehow I doubt that Jack would be so affectionate towards Reyes immediately after he showed up with the squad and tried to kill him and all his friends

i've been thinking about suicide for a while now, should i go through with it or is there something to look forward to in life? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ZnN0HWqhA

>>153063062
Widowtracer has to be the most retarded of them all. Literally goes against everything these characters are like in the lore right now but "Hey, they showed any semblance of physical contact in the short so this must mean they wanna fuck, right?!" Have those people never experienced physical contact in their life outside of their immediate family?

>>153063164
I mean - same could be said about 4chan, so I suppose these are the two places we see this shipping the most.

>>153063120
Doubt it, would be too comical and they will want to make the gay character respectable. Think it will either be Pharah and Mercy because of all the BS fandom or Hanzo and someone because why the fuck isnt he trying to provide the Shimada clan with a heir?

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>>153063263
it should be 100% by now

>>153062795
I think the stuff he's going to pump into her will be better

>00:04 objective time
>gold objective time
its ok i didnt even want to play today anyways

>>153063394
I'd wager they go with someone save. So Symmetra.

>>153062993
The girls are all cute, whereas the men are all old, psychopaths, or have the minds of 12 year olds.

>>153063394
>Pharah x Mercy
no, the writers like Genji x Mercy

it will probably be Junkrat and Roadhog

>>153062795
>"your daughter is a great soldier, Ana"
>"all that stuff they pumped into me has to be good for something"

>>153063394
>same could be said about 4chan

yeah but tumblr do it unironically and way more vocally

>>153063215
>become somewhat good at a few characters
>after a few games the queue time gets insanely long
>start's matching me with sweaty autism who's full time job is videogames
>entire enemy team has golden guns
>are so coordinated I'm pretty sure they'd named their moves "attack pattern alpha" etc
I miss TF2 sometimes

>>153060481
>im ur huckleberry
made me kek

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>>153063095

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>>153057669
nah famalam youre incorrect

>>153063394
>shit on Widowtracer
>but thinks they'll make Pharah and Mercy gay because muh shipper fandom
Aha

>>153063096
Tracer is no such devil

>>153063614
>what are you going to do when the fighting's over, Jack?
good question, what IS he going to do?

>>153063362
Again, why would that be the fallout incident IF ANA IS FUCKING THERE

SHE GOT SHOT IN THE FACE BEFORE IT HAPPENED.

>>153062954
As long as his junkrat is good he's fine

I have a friend who insist on playing only one hero in every game and always sucks dick with it

>>153063214
Stop looking at the walls. Your team needs healing you fucking moron.

>>153063665
fight something else

>>153063545
The writers and the official instagram reblogged some "Gency" art too

>all these retards thinking PharaxMercy will become canon when literally everything in the game points to MercyxGenji
>someone who actually worked on the game tweeted a MercyxGenji picture

>>153063665
Ana

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>>153063362
>implying this wasn't a time before all that happened
You do understand that the two of them were best of friends right?

>>153063614
>>153063665

>what are you going to do when the fighting's over, Jack?

He literally replies

THE FIGHT'S NEVER OVER

He plans on fighting forever. Why so many people think so exchanges are so affectionate I'll never know.

>>153063665
ana

>>153063285
Yes they fucking do you queer.

>>153062528
Instalock him a hundred games in a row
If you want to rip off a youtuber, make sure you use shadder instead of seagull, seagull is always getting pocketed by half the team

>>153063820
Because they are and Ana cares about him.

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>>153063523
She is already their autistic troubled POC, if they make her a lesbian too she'd be ticking one too many progressive boxes. If she gets anything in the future its propably going to be some sort of change of heart and involvement with lucio due to his past, also he seems way too good to be angry if he realises she's being manipulated

>>153063567
>yeah but tumblr do it unironically and way more vocally
I suppose it is because they get a lot of support from the fact their causes are seen as righteous and "on the right side of history", so they feel validated to keep going.

>>153063537
Genji Hanzo and McCree are all around Mercy/Pharah age IIRC, but as far as young men to we only have Lucio. They should get some more young boys up in that business if they want to balance it out, but to be fair this is also a result of us having more male than female characters.

>>153063523
I would be alright with that, but I doubt it. I expect more than one character.

>>153063545
They were asked if there is anything official about that and they said that they just liked the art but it has nothing to do with the story, didnt they? At least thats what I read over here.

>>153063649
Pharah and Mercy would make way more sense from a story perspective than Widow and tracer. Widow and tracer is literally the most unlikely pairing, on the level of Reaper x Winston. Think without using your dick for once.

>>153063797
Mercy x anyone is disgusting
Mercy deserves eternal loneliness

>>153063474
>Implying he already hasn't

I guess friends don't exist in overwatch.
I am pretty sure Lucio and D.va are the perfect couple desu.

Move this thin- CLEARING THE AREA

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>>153063932
>Because they are and Ana cares about him.

They're old war buddies you delusional turd. No love involved.

>>153064068
This.
They would be cute together

I have 3 hours of played time on Genji

And it's all from when I choose to be the 3rd genji after 2 people already picked him

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Help
B.Va or Junebug?

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>>153063545
>>153063767
>writers
One writer. Have yet to see any of the other post Genji x Mercy. And even he later said that it was just a random ship that he liked and had nothing to do with the story while we're at it.

>>153063820
I think your thinking of the comic. In game he says "I'm a soldier Ana, retirement doesn't suit me.

>>153064207
Neither, they're both terrible

>>153064207
B.Va in my personel opinion

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>>153064000
Kinda, but it won't stop shipper from trying to say that makes it canon.

>>153064207
B.va, the yellow costume on Junebug looks out of place.

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>>153063584
>tfw you keep getting matched with people with double/triple your playtime
>tfw they're usually autist mainers
>tfw they always main the fotm heroes with no proper counters
I miss TF2 as well lad.

>>153063631
you took that picture after mine

go away

>>153064123
>I'm claiming the objective, you're welcome to STEP RIGHT UP
>Capturing the objective, property of MUHAHA MUHAHAHA

>>153064207
White Rabbit

>>153062954
He's beyond redemption. Doesn't matter if he's good with junk or not, dude needs to learn some flexibility. Have fun when his only practiced character gets nerfed/tweaked and he's SOL on anything else.

>>153064207
Carbon Fiber or Gook skin

>>153064191
>implying that love can't bloom on the battlefield

Anyone got the Grimlin Dva Pls throw comic, no taken only throw. She had a mtdew bottle in her mouth.

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>>153063665
Ana.

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>>153064207

Why do I keep losing every damn game? My win rate is ridiculously bad like 33% or something. It's not like I'm a liability to my team since I'm usually getting gold and silver medals.

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>>153062954
>>that one friend who plays literally nothing but junkrat
>>less than 2 hours played on most of the cast
Are you me
One of my friends only plays Junkrat, but occasionally goes Soldier depending on the map and if we're attacking

I don't really complain though because he's actually pretty good as Junkrat lmao

>>153064207
junebug

>>153064237
That he likes it gives a bit of a glimpse what he thinks of the characters though. It obviously has nothing to do with the story because they said there will be no romance. But if he likes Genji with Mercy then in his mind they aren't gay and this is more what it's about.

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>>153064207
B.Va

>>153064207
Junker

why does everyone want zenyatta to be gay

can't a nigga find ultimate enlightenment and wish well for all sentient beings without being a fucking homo

god damn you people you don't deserve tranquility, pass into the fucking iris for all i care

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>Winston is the most fun tank
>He's the worst tank without support

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TOURNAMENTS BUFF HIS ULTIMATE AT LEAST REEEEEEEE