/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

I PUT TO BOYS ON RAWK RAWK

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>when you get carried to silver elite master by cute animes

>>152994023
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness.

>>152994435
HES MY WITNESS

>>152994303
anime?

>>152993962
Why do people pay hundreds of dollars for pixels?

>>152996646
why do broke bitches complain about what other people buy

>>152996646
Beats spending money on other games.

>>152993962
hey shoxie :3

please play with me
i dont want to solo queue any more

>>152994303
moched

>> 152994303
no yous till brooklyn

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>>152994303

>>152998030
find /csgog/ cuties to queue with here

https://discord.gg/E77S9

solo ranked mode when

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Is there any way to beat this strat?

Is it possible to opt in prime matchmaking with a regular phone? I forgot

>>153000423
>caring about your rank
>caring about video games

hurr I'm Adren a fucking mouthbreathing jewish fish hurr

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what to do when youre feelling that your skills are regressing? I reached LEM, now im almost dropping to MGE

>>153002218 Pick up the guitar, or piano. Maybe try building a shed. Or redo that fence for as cheap as possible but make it look like its expensive.

>>153000698
kill them

>>153002218
yup. But im slowly getting better again

>tfw i fell for the esea meme

>>153002827
the bomb is already planted

can cheaters please stop cheating

>>153000698
can you only defuse this by getting on the box or can you do it from the ground?

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>>153003901
no

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>>153003901
no

Damn, watching this polack doing his challenge makes me sad. Apparently, MGE is utter shit. Dude's owns my rank like they are bots or something

The worst part is I don't understand how does he do it

I'm trying to practice pistols with bots and people say that you type "mp_free_armor 0" to disable helmets, but they still have them. How do I disable helmets?

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>he uses 4:3

>>153007259
so do i and Olof, it's greata.

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>>153007259
>he uses 16:9

i got the tips to have you fraggin like a pro!

>>153007259
>not using 800x600
>being a low sense c*ck
neck yourself

>opposing team has hackers
what can i do to avoid this?

>>153010536
Ask them politely to turn their hacks off.

>>153010536
politely turn on your hacks

>do overwatch
>it's always dust 2

If I stop playing dust 2 will I run into less cheaters?

>>153011962
>>do overwatch
kek

>>153005593
you have to jump on top of the box(fucked up a little placing it though, should be right in the middle)

that's why I'm asking how to beat the strat

Rabbit..

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>finally go outside
>everyone laughs at me for wearing shorts

>>153012331
why not

>>153007259
can i use 4:3 if im on a small ass laptop screen

nevermind i already do

>>153006750
>practice pistols
nigger the only thing you have to do is adadadadaddadad and get a lucky hs

>>153015912
This. Fucking aiming.

>stand still, aim perfectly at their a guys head in the distance tapping to control the cone of fire
>literally only 1 in 5 hits

>cs go
>skill

Just adadad and pray to the RNG jesus.

>dazed finally 60 fps
Thank fuck

animemers anonymous

No matter what people tell you, Overwatch is even more strategic than CS:GO - and the community is far less toxic (you have to really focus on what you are doing, and listen to your shotcaller - and there is no more than 10 seconds of death spectating.

CS has a special place in my heart, but Overwatch for all its shortcomings is just the better game.

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is it just me or did this games community get significantly worse this year? especially in the lower ranks.

>>153020627
haha are you the guy that i teamkilled and caused to get a 7 day???

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>>152994704
Yuru Yuri

same anime my daughteru is from

>>153020735
no, I don't think so

>>153003654
doesn't change the mechanics of the game. kill them

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>tfw havent even touched csgo since i got overwatch

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>>153022045
ya me neither :-P

>>153011962
yeah, that's the main reason I never play dust 2

my friend who's actually accomplished at this game told me the sightlines make it easier to disguise cheating

>>153011962
dust 2 and cache are prob the two main maps that hackers play in from all the overwatch demos i investigate

>>153023806
Coincidentally those are the 2 main maps the majority of the community plays

>>153024294
Isn't it d2/mirage?

Newbie here, I played a couple calibration competitive matches but now its saying I got a cooldown (placed 1st 4/4 times, lost once)
Does that mean I'm not a silver?

>>153024863
You can only play 2 games a day i think

>>153024961
Only 2 wow
Back to dota I guess

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after 10 matches you can play as many as you want. youll still prob end up in silver

>>152993962
Why do I drop 30 frags per game and still lose
nova 4 here, guess I'm just a shitter 4 lyfe. I feel like it's because only 50% of my kills are headshots

>>153024769
Probably not anymore

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reminder

>play csgo
>3-0 t side d2
>windows update time
>restart pc
>nearly 20 minutes later
>start csgo
>option to rejoin or abandon still there(???)
>rejoin
>It's 7-9, ct side
>win game 16-11
>30 min cooldown for not rejoining last game

GOTARDS???

>be bad
>dm and watch anime daily
>stay bad
um gotards?

>>153026893
you missed the cheat part

>be supreme
>still pretty shit at the game and inconsistent as fuck

I honestly want off this ride, i just want to sit down and be able to fucking play properly and have some semblance of consistency.

>>153026397
who did he kill

>>153026462
Being afk for >5 min = abandon
Dota 2 rules senpai

>>153027887
adren. this was during the OT when elige went nutty and triggered fnatic

>>153027887
pimple

Does anyone have a map that they just can't play no matter how much they've practiced?

I've played 70% of my games on Mirage and I just can't frag or do anything on that map both my aim and game sense go to shit. But when I play cache I usually 30 frag

>>153028840
>good at easy maps
>bad at maps that require teamwork/communication

get friends you loser

>>153029348
My IRL friends wont play with me untill I hit LEM. DMG currently.

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>get into CS match
>see cheater on enemy team on ((PRIME)) matchmaking
>find his vac and game banned banned accounts and link them to his team
>they don't kick him
>hes poorly cheating, literally just running m4 single taps, kek tier shit and barely even makes 1kdr
>round 7
>get DC'd from game
>get a VAC error
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj8sXaQuF5o

Guys im looking for a review that a guy did. He kept using the word retarded and called it the most retarded thing he's ever played.

I forgot how bad na cs matchmaking was. I'm going back to eu and play with Russians

>>153034867
found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLQ22SUHC4s

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>usually get stable 120fps
>new skins and pistol sounds
>now average 90
How is it possible for a dev to be this incompetent? How do a few new sounds and textures take away 30fps?

friendly reminder of the fact that valve hates this game

friendly reminder valve puts equal effort to csgo and dota except csgo players are entitled

friendly reminder that the post above mine is literally wrong

friendly reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU

which is the best na team?

I got to smfc, am I allowed to uninstall and say this is a terrible game now?

>>153037658
no, you need to reach global first

>>153037775
Fuck I don't want to do that. I can't believe I played this game for as long as I have.

>>153037808
just pay someone to boost you then

>>153035821
you can't even tell you autistic fuck

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Why don't any pros use ergonomic mice?

You would think with the amount of time they are on PCs they would invest in one.

Where2buy wired ergonomic mouse with perfect sensor?

>>153039098
Forgot to add, another bonus is that ergonomic mice already have a rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty hand position.

our boys are playing in 10 minutes

>>153037563
echo fox

>>153039192
echofox or space soldiers?

>>153039796
EF.
I didn't know SS were our boys now. They are very under rated

>>153039098
wouldn't the penis mouse make your fingers hurt?

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>>153041138
I would presume not since it is made specifically to be comfy. But if it did there are less vertical ergonomic mice.

*DEAD* ryx: lol

>>153041417
Can you rec a ergonomic mouse that has a good sensor?

our guy is on point today

seang@res killed aliStair <NVIDIA> with m4a1_silencer
seang@res killed INS with m4a1_silencer
seang@res killed tucks with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
seang@res killed Lightstep with m4a1_silencer (headshot)

>>153039098
It's bad for fast movements because it's top heavy. You give up precision and speed for comfort. Hence no pros are going to use it.

how dead is CS these days

>>153042860
well, this thread was created almost 12 hours ago and barely surpasses 100 replies

daga

>>153043016

>4chan general popularity equates to game popularity

lmao

the games playerbase hasn't gone anywhere

>>153042860
http://store.steampowered.com/stats

far from

So, does that new thing with phone numbers work for you /csgog/? I remember reading something on /v/ a while ago.

koko

>>153045151
Wow, top 3 are all Valve titles.

794,645 1,028,151 Dota 2
360,058 540,007 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
58,143 66,671 Team Fortress 2

What happened to TF2? Wasn't it beyond dead?

>>153045151
>10k playing 1.6
who are those people senpai

>>153045520
They are clearly gods

>>152994303
>>153020813
How can one anon have such nice taste in girls and anime :3

>>153020627
it was always shit

>>153045258
it is effectively dead
those 60k people are mostly children from third world countries who can't afford real games

>>153045258
Did overwatch really kill csgo that much

>>153045520

those are the logical people who instead of crying about GO not being like 1.6, they realize that 1.6 is still a video game and they can still play it whenever they want

they're a rare breed of people

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tfw you play with a smurf who is clearly good enough to be an MGE

>>153047182
Tfw you think MGE is good

Is there any difference between lowering mouse dpi and lowering ingame sens?

>>153047318
High mouse dpi's are less consistant, but no, not really.
Everyone uses 400 or 800 dpi. Stick to one of those and pic a sens that works.

Can I buy 1.6 and find 5v5 games in europe?

https://youtu.be/Rm9JJnb19uo

>>153006664
>Apparently, MGE is utter shit
You just realized?

>>153029428
lol get better friends

>>153006664
there's a really big difference between ranks, even if it doesn't feel like it

much like an MGE can usually steamroll a team of GN2, a global can usually steamroll a team of MGEs

>>153047182
he's a smurf so that means he's not that good because smurfs are bad

>>153050305
yeah doubt he's good enough to be at a rank like MGE

is deagle a meme

>>153050660
no dude smurfs suck at the game

>>153050891
upsmurfs are really good

>>153051410
I agree

So now we have a real non-cheat LAN game going on...

Notice how everything seems much more legit? No aimlocks, no super-awareness, no looking through walls at enemies...

Whenever you see games like these you realize that most MM games have cheaters in them. A random MM game has better players than these LAN semi-pros who have climbed the ESEA ladder.

Sad!

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>anime nick
>isn't cute

;_;

As most people know by now, there is a very visible difference of skill between the bottom of global elite and the top. It's a completely different league once you get into global, and you have to switch to a 3rd party match making service like ESEA to see how far you are from the top of the player base. I figured valve could follow hearthstone ranking system. Once people hit global, players will be placed into a numbered league that shows the ranked position with 1 being the highest l. As an added bonus, these games could be run in 128 tick servers, as higher skilled players can utilize the higher tick rate.

>>153052008
roaches can't be cute

>>153052079
>Once people hit global, players will be placed into a numbered league

Doesn't sound too bad, but I'm afraid cheating would be rampant just to get into the numbered league. But I like the idea.

>>153052008
just like everyone in /magog/ discord

>>153013252
cargo shorts or jeans shorts?
You have to realize, that only the latter is socially acceptable.
How are people even so insecure about what to wear? Everything's fine, as long as you don't wear one of those meme hats

>>153052482
>cargo shorts or jeans shorts
basketball shorts

>Polish GE struggling against DMGs on stream

nice game guys

i feel like ence are getting absolutely stomped, but they still have 5 rounds. chiefs seem to be throwing so many rounds

nice one gotards https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4ztcyp/group_that_exists_solely_to_ruin_the_game_for/

>>153056265
>1 friend in this group
Fucking ballsy.

>>153055859
natu is fucking horrendous just like his casting.

>>153056687
but chiefs are trash t side it seems

>yoou will never find the thug who knocked out stewie and get revenge
>you will never get that stewie boipussy as a reward

>>153058506
You could just become a thug that knocks out stewie instead.
Take his boypussy by being alpha.

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>>153026397
I hate fnatic with a fucking passion, the definition of sore losers and horrible winners.

Seriously, if they win they fucking act like they saved the world, they lose, sorest fucking babies of all time.

It's funny too, they're a amazing team, good players, but all of them are so childish and disrespectful, there have been so many instances of disrespect.

Like that time JW refused to handshake NiP after a match because he was butthurt.

Fuck Fnatic.

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>>153060043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLHduTNxlQ

>>153060043
>Like that time JW refused to handshake NiP after a match because he was butthurt.

Because NiP tried to cheat them out of a victory? Don't be a dishonest Jew.

>wake up
>turn on esea
>monstercat
Nostalgia~

NEW UPDATE LADS
[CSGO]
– Added operation Alpha Males Give Creampies.
– We have also added gloves so when u wank you would not jizz on your hands.
– Also before wanking wash your hands u can get a penile infection.
[SERVERS]
– Added official game servers in United Emirates to stop exploding people up.
[SPECTATOR]
– Player xray glow now dims when player is not making any audible sound. Several convars are available to tweak this behavior; “find spec_glow” for a list.
– When spectating a live CS:GO match now you can suck a dick just by dialling 555-suckadick
– Also you can get impregnated by letting one of our guys creampie the shit out of you
– Dont forget to suck a dick
[MISC]
– Restored availability of cl_avatar_convert_rgb command used by tournament organizers.
– You can now wallbang everywhere
– Also you can suck dicks
[LINUX]
– Fix a bug where some users would have a bad mem_level set which would cause poor performance.
[SOUND]
– Increased fidelity and reduced distortion for fire sounds of the M4a1-s, M4A4, and the AK-47.
[BUGS]
– The bug where a player would get stuck and die at de_dust2 Bombsite B [CAR] is now fixed.
– Sometimes when a bot would be in the server and you would hear fake steps, we have also dealt with that bug.
– P.S dont forget to suck a dick
[MAPS]
– Increased penetration of the metal doors in de_dust2
– Added 2 more stairs in de_inferno middle
– The wodden things now look like dildos also suck a dick

damn this game is hard

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Is this the perfect mouse?

>>153062714
>Added operation Alpha Males Give Creampies
But we already have the discord for this

>>153062995
it's not Intellimouse tho

>>153062995
pretty sure the right mouse button straight up fucking broke when I used it, so no

>>153062714

is this the legendary british humor I hear so much about?

F R E A K
R
E
A
K

>>153049618
DELETE THIS

Also daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>>153052008
REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE

is thooorin a virgin?

>>153065180
quite possibly, yes

>>153065180

not after he shagged ur mum lmao

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>>153065180

>>153066386
how cucked can one autist be

>>153066386
hahahHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

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I've joined the quad club, /csgog/
Rank: DMG...Was eagle level before derank

I feel like a fucking loser, still not Global..never will be at this rate, oh well.

Thought I'd let you know.

> feeling nostalgic
> reinstall CS:GO for first time in forever
> play competative because fuck it
> in one fucking match it tells me to wait for 20 hours so it can re-calibrate my ranking.

So: A: why the fuck do they need 20hours to do something most games do instantly?
B: Am I amazing now, or was I shit back then?

>>153067452
>thinking that being Global will make you cool

anon the people who grind/hack their way to global are the worst aspies in this game. LEM is an acceptable compromise between autism and being a normie player.

>>153067604
t-thanks y-you too

>>153050891
I'm good tho ;w;

>>153067452
that is one fucking ugly 4chan theme

kys

>>153067452
nice one on the CTR tab
that is a good idea to expand on the tab meme

>>153067820
>4chan theme

There are THEME!? What? where? show me? I care so fucking much about my 4chan theme that I can't possibly got a second longer without trying other themes so that they please you!

>autist

>>153066720
>having healthy work/friendly relationship with a female colleague equals being a cuck

huh

>>153067586
when doing placement matches, you can only get a maximum of 2 wins per 24 hours

this exists just to piss off new smurf accounts, the whole "we need some time to recalibrate your ranking" thing is bullshit

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>>153068441

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>>153069282
get good

>>153069282
>uses a style that literally just removes the banner and links, doesn't change anything else, not even a dark reskin
>still uses desuwa's original catalog when the 4chan X catalog is the same shit but better

kys my man

>>153069518
nice and dark like your soul

jk that looks like shit

>>153069250
This is a silly amount of time though.
I guess i won one last time I played or something.

>he posts on 4chan

Hey, how do you train your movement while shooting? I keep shooting rifles like i would a pistol and wiggling left and right sometimes

>na stream

>cyberpowerpc

clips twitch tv/cyberpowergaming/EagerElephantOneHand

fourbythreecucks? care to explain?

how about you actually post the link. im not going to copy and paste that shit

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>>153071516
>4:3 users

>>153071650
you can't post direct twitch links here reddit

>>153071650
4chan filters twitchdottv you fucking newfag

>calls me a newfag cant even do a simple thing such as this and itll still work
god you guys are fucking retarded

https://clips.twitch
.tv/cyberpowergaming/EagerElephantOneHand

>>153071516
tip for you my man

you can post it like this

clips.twitch.
tv/cyberpowergaming/EagerElephantOneHand

and if you just copy/paste those two lines you don't need to do anything, just enter

yours is still not clickable bc it doesnt have the https://

>>153072392
why would you want to click a link that doesnt take you anywhere?

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>>153072392
doesn't need to be clickable you fucking shit

>highlights it and drags it to the taskbar
>not just clicking it

>>153072729
>Skype

CSGO SUCKS

happy is such a fucking pleb

>>153072729
>selecting and dragging a link is better than just clicking it

you're a fucking idiot

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our guys echofox is going to dominate this my dudes

>>153067452
I reached global on 2k hours, now Im neary 3

>>153066386
I kinda want Vlada to sit on my face. is it weird senpai

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>>153075118
yes you fucking loser

adderall kicking in

>>153075574
why aren't you playing comp already?

>>153076018
i meant le freakazoids adderall

>>153075574
>tfw adderall banned
do I miss a lot

>>153076343
is this true?

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our gooks will win against nrg

>>153077090
why the fat one isn't looking?

>>153077652
She is self aware. No one wants to see a fat gookette

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>Friis

>>153076343
But semphis was the addy one

>>153077090
orange hair is disgusting

>>153080545
semphis said they all took it

>>152993962
>thread opened 22 hours ago
>225 replies
DED GAME

>>153066386
"justfriends"
Tell that her boyfriend

>>153081285
You are gay.

>>153081285

>Shroud lived in the same city as me and was in my cousins class in highschool

Spooky

>>153081285
traps aren't gay

>>153081285
thank mr spray

how do I tell my friends that I want to play solo and don't hurt their feelings

>>153080957
Semphis also was the one who gave them it.

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Left or right?

>>153082485
I'm not into beastiality anon

>>153082485
right is my girlfriend so LDO her

>>153082485
id rather die

>>153082425
you'd rather play solo than with your friends ?

you must be a good fucking friend let me tell you that much.

>>153082485
Wow harveypiggy actually looks human next to this fine porcine specimen

>>153082425
Say "Shit im fuckin beat guys, gonna grab a quick power nap"
Go offline on steam
Solo queue
come back online when you're done playing.

>>153086046
what happens if you get matched up against them???

>>153086146
Change your name if you see them on the other team during warmup?

>>153086046
>lying to your buddies

>>153086046
what happens if you get matched up with them???

>>153083519
I do play with my friends a lot. I just need some time alone once in awhile.

>>153086491
Tell them you queued together and that if they don't remember then they are forgetful.

Then conveniently disconnect for a few seconds so that when the game ends you wouldn't have been in their lobby.

>>153086632
I don't see why you'd want to play without your friends when the community is that bad, but tell them just that and they should be fine.

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>>153087618
addy daddy to the rescue lads

upvote this post if you think that anime cheats are the best cheats

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>>153090080

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>>153090912
??????????????????????

nitro didnt know about the memo

>>153092469
>>153090912
>>153090080
freakazoid literally looks like a goomba?!?!?!?!?!

admin he doing it sideways

>try to play csgo
>cheating topfragger carrying enemy team
>my team has two tking shitkids and two mediocre players
>2-3k every round t side and still lose because i'm the only one capable of doing anything

>he unironically plays at a rank above silver
for what reason?

>>153096769
>things that didn't happen

Why is casual CS:GO so fucking awful? I understand the game is balanced around 5v5 but I don't play this game often. I've played around 200 hours after owning the game for 3-4 years. Casual makes me fucking rage because, out of 20 people, there's 14 fucking AWPs.

>>153098372
casual makes certain maps unplayable trash like mirage and nuke

just play competitive my man

it's got its own issues but at least you'll experience maps as they were meant to be played

>>153098542
I just don't play the game enough to get into competitive. Like I said, only 200 hours after 3-4 years. That's like 20 minutes a week, not including time spent afk at the menu screen.

I just wish there was a mode inbetween ranked and casual.

>stewie2gay literally got his name from family guy
Is he a closet homo?

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>he doesn't play csgo with animefams

>>153100063
>closet

>>153100063
reminder that i was the one that beat up stewie haha

>>152993962
the discord lin k doesn't work anymore ;_;

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>>153100063
apologize

I want to get into CSGO. Any tips?

>>153102937
more than half of tier one pros cheat

there's at least one cheater in every MM game, no matter the rank

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>>153026462
Without memeing I recall a time where a player was kicked, but 3 minutes later was shown as "disconnected" and then rejoined shortly after, was the weirdest shit ever

>>153102937
click heads but do it when you're not moving.

>>153103036
Is it smart to go straight into competitive?

>>153075552
>Vlada
more pls

>>153103437
Source can't into closing the game without going through the menu

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>teammate asks for ak drop
>give him awp instead
who /devilish/ here

Guys please where the fuck do I bet now?

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>>153105249
>awp 1 round, get 4k
>teammate asks me to spend all my round 5 money on an awp for him, he's died 3 times
>y not
>he dies immediately peeking mid
>next round he asks for scout
>give him a nova

>>153105249
>teammate asks for the usual
>give him the unusual
lol!

>>153105249
>teammate asks for drop
>i have like 10k because i'm the best player on the team and haven't died
>give them a bizon
>if they don't complain, give them a rifle too

>silver 1
>pistol round
>im literally the only player in the server that buys armor instead of dual barretas, deagle or tec 9
nice game goturds

>>153105684
what if they say lol

>>153106195
>buying armor instead of tec9 or deagle so he can make those sick headshots
Hi Silver!

Can someone pass the fresh discord link?

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>>153106935
https://discord.gg/acUx9

>>153107547
virus dont click this link

Is retake mod worth playing? How do I play it senpaitachi?

>>153108775
search for retake in community servers

don't play it desu. it's the same as 1v1, full of people who are good at retake and not comp. not good for practice.

WHATS UP BEST DEAGLE WORLD DOT COM

>we will never ever get EG stickers now

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>he hits 2 consecutive jumping awp shots on elevator

>>153114852
>he doesnt know how to jump awp yet

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loll

>>153117301
D E D
E
D

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>be bad
>don't watch anime
>don't cheat
which do i do first? cheat or watch anime? i haven't watched an anime since kizumonogatari part 1

>>153117620
watch anime, then get a cute bf, then get cheats

now you're good at cs

>>153117708
do traps count cus i know like 3

>>153117986
yes

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>>153117301
>$15k local na lan
>$300k biggest overwatch tournament ever
overtards?????????

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>>153118654
that shit ain't ABAP

>>153119148
its not a lan

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>>153119516
read the post you are replying to then read it again

>>153119715
>$15k local na lan
cyberpower isnt a lan

>>153118654
OH SHIT

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>ask for drop
>get m4 instead of aug

>>153118654
k

ALL ABOURD

HAHHAHAHAHA

https://youtu.be/K4NdBfIyHh4?t=17m19s

>>153118654
xd

>win a round
>now up by 1
>one dude starts raging with an auto for the rest of the game
thanks gabey boy

>>153118654
plase dont kill my mom

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>>153052482

This is a serious question..
HOW CAN MALES WHERE JEAN SHORTS? ITS LIKE WTF THOSE ARE FOR GIRLS I CAN SEE YOUR UGLY ASS BUTT FUCK

Cargo shorts are ok who gives a fuck.

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>>153129257
nigga yes
>jean shorts

>>153075552
>>153066386

whos this and why does it matter?
she cute tho

>tfw comp anxiety because know that I'll just end up as a filthy silver
>finally decide to try out competitive
>tfw 4 calibration games in I'm already playing against nova 3's and ended up 1st place every time
I'll probably end up as a nova 4 or some shit but simply not being a silver is alright by me

>>153130162

>being proud of being literally lmao tier ranks and being "1st"

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>>153130162

stopped playing for months, get back it, win 2 games mvp both
Silver 1

https://www.twitch.
tv/gsl

i rate this thread 10/10

is my dude machinegun in the states yet?

>thread is more than 34 hours old
>barely 300 replies
why are we so ded i thought this was the 2nd most played game on steam

>>153135949
Ye cant write in middle of a comp right?

>>153135453
he is about halfway done digging through the earth to get here

Do you think it would improve the game if:

>game immediately smash cuts to black when you are killed
>cannot communicate with living teammates after death

?

Step 1: 50mg Vyvanse or equivalent Adderall with protein shake
Step 2: A cup of coffee
Step 3: Meditate for 15 minutes
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Global Elite

>>153106195
I always buy armour on CT. But on T, a deagle for peeks or a tec-9 for rushing is always the answer. The glock is absolutely terrible.

>derank for 3 days
>finally lose a rank
>win 2 games
>rank back up
i hate this game

>>153136845
if you know how to use it, it's not bad.
Armor will win you more fights then a tec 9 will. The tec is still stupid inaccurate and the second anyone hears a tec they will go for body shots which will aimpunch the living fuck out of you.

>>153136572
1st one is good not 2nd because sweaty autists probably have a mute clutch bind anyway and i'm not one

Why is n0thing's dm 64 tick?

>>153138747
It's cheaper

>>153138802
Well he set it up wrong, also pretty sure it's a free server given to promote some company. They should be showing off their best shit.

But it's for sure set up wrong. It makes my command tick rate 128 but the update rate is 128, so its god weird laggy stutters. I don't have this problem on ANY other servers 64,100, 128 or otherwise

Hey guys! I play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Ask me anything!

>>153139768
Kill them and date me.

>>153140739
lose weight first fatty

>>153142105
;~;

>>153140739
Ill date you!

>>153142604
Post your steam :3

>>153142807
Cuties first!

>>153143208
But you arent single

>>153135949
Overwatch killed this game

>dream about finally hitting supreme
What the fuck?

Will Izak make it senpai?

>was supreme ~7 months ago
wow new rank was LE, then got LEM after ~4 games
guess I should get back quick

>>153062995
Get the updated version (logitech pro gaming mouse)

>>153100063
how new are you
his avatar was Stewie from family guy back in the day when he was scouted by Ocean

>>153145828
it's double, supreme is ~2%
GE is ~0.5% kek, so that literally is a dream unless you have 4 other GE's in your lobby

>>153146350
doable*

>>>/r9k/31015272

>>153105249
>teammate asks for p250
>drop them ump instead

or
>teammate asks for dgl
>drop them a famas

I've come to the point where i'm more confident with smgs at any range than with rifles. Also on the plus side, i'm always swimming in dosh while my team barely buys any equipment just to substain their constant rifle/armor buys

>>153108775
i usually do this instead
>search for short_ versions of maps on the workshop, like shortmirage (this is optional, also works with normal maps)
>expert bots
>remove all bots from my team, so i have a 1v5 vs a bunch of 5ms memeshot machines
>(optional) limit myself to sub-optimal weaponry to simulate forcebuying

i really hope our guys echofox will win this

xajdish looks like fucking dylan klebold lol

I'm surprised there's no na shitposting in the thread, gog really must be dying

also, shazam is probably the worst person in na cs
from the ibp drama to cloud9 to echofox