/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spesstation

>>152973054
Holo Minimaps soon(tm) Edition

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nth for detective, the best job.

3rd for Z A S

Z A S
A
S

>new sprites for a bunch of stuff
Besides the condi master what was added?

Cpt_Wad sprites look like SHIT and literally don't fit >2010 SS13.

He fucked up the accounts database good.

>>152974296
the accounts database looks very, very bad.

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>>152973429
Chemist is better.

>>152974296
>>152974367
The new accounts database looks GOOD.

How the hell do you explore space in a more efficient manner other than launching yourself with the mass driver and hoping that you hit something interesting?

Also, where do you find those shuttle destination disks?

>>152974607
The shuttle destination disks are at the destinations, so one's in the biodome that'll link to the biodome, for instance.

Exploring space efficiently, you'd have to move diagonally

>>152974296
Can confirm, the account database looks like shit

>>152974607
1.ask felicity
2.ask felicity

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>mfw can't understand the controls or what the fuck is going on around me

>>152974856
Learn to use hotkey mode

>>152974607
You can do the science way or the space pod way

>>152974296
Cpt_Wad is a cool guy, really, and that's the reason no one has shouted on his face that his sprites are pure trash.

>>152974985
>hotmemes

I wish this would die already, hotkey mode is a steaming pile of dog shit and is the reason 'talk to someone then parapen' is so fucking prevalent. Playing without hotkeys is the way robust players do it.

>>152975390
'talk to someone then parapen' isn't prevalent at all it's just a fucking meme

>>152975492
Even if it is a meme, it's a meme that points out just why hotkey mode is such utter fucking shit because you are forced to stop moving in order to talk to someone

>>152975674
>talk to someone
There's your problem, unrobust shitter.

>>152975931
>not wanting to be able to have a conversation, stop in the middle of a sentence, turn around and whack a nigger with a toolbox, then finish what you were saying

What's the point in playing a roleplaying game if you ain't gonna talk with folks

>>152976080
You can literally do that with hot key mode

>>152976080
>you somehow need to talk in order to roleplay
My character is there, doing what my character would do, that is, not talking and not interacting with other people.

>>152974147
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulls?q=is%3Apr+label%3ASprites+is%3Aclosed

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>be a vox getting cloned
>doctor cloning me is named EagleEye Ali
>comes back MULTIPLE times and still doesn't take me out
>he just stares at the clone pod
>kept in a limbo between crit and orange because of all the toxin damage
>a guy named Zynth Zenrin FINALLY takes me out, but he can't figure it out either
>none of medbay has the sense to hook me up with some nitrogen
>dying again within seconds of coming out of the cryo cell
>mask and tank nowhere to be found
>kept in a new limbo of being 100% in the cryo cell, taken out, only to be thrown back in when they realize I'm dying
>paramedic named Sebastion Debeste FUCKING TRIES TO REVIVE MY BRAINDEAD CORPSE
>with one second of consciousness I am able to say "NITROGEN"
>paramedic puts my suit and tank on me
>no mask
>mask is still on my old body, in the cryo cell
>get put back in the cryo cell
>STILL doesn't realize the other body is fucking braindead
>get another few seconds of consciousness, pull my other body out of the cell and tell the paramedic I need the mask
>back into crit, nothing I said turns on any lights in his head
>instead he just tries to revive me with the paddles a few times
>grabs a medkit and is able to revive me long enough for ME to get the shit I need

>it's a mediocre medicine round

>>152976362
Welcome to the ride

>it's an Ashe gets antag but still just sits in science with Felicity round
these are getting tiring. They're worse than Nevill and Yahir at this point

>Felicity's metafriend uploads TYRANT
>Felicity gets pissy with me over it
Wew, as if he didn't know.

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>tfw roundstart alone in botany/kitchen and get to cook and grow whatever I want
>only had a minor run-in with an asimov borg that didn't understand asimov
Glad I stayed outta medbay

>>152976498
I like Nevill and Yahir
They come to my bar have fun with me!

>>152976623
>having fun in a videogame
shame on you

>>152976498
Uploading tyrant was antagonising enough, you whiny shitcunt.

If you want to rag on him so bad go write up a ban request on the forums instead of angrily jerking off here.

Mime is fun but I gotta try to avoid using my PDA so much.

>>152974607
Disks currently can only be found in the biodome and syndicate listening outpost

Steam Suggestion:
VR Escape the Space Station

they know

>>152976786
>Mime PDA's me words
>Tell him using words is unbecoming of him
>He starts PDAing me descriptions of pictures
Sometimes it just works.

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>roboticist
>nothing happening, coworkers busy, fucking around generally
>skrell ships come
>board the skrell ship with the other roboticist, a borg, a mommi, and a grayshit
>there were two skrell, one starts shooting while the other is sighing
>flash and cuff
>"HOSTILE LIFEFORMS DETECTED: ALOCKDOWN MODE INITIATED"
>shuttle goes out to deep space
>while we're arguing, it runs out of power
>shuttle lands into telecomms as emergency
>everyone else tries to attack the russians
>me and the cool skrell strike a deal
>"we betray them, and go together, lockdown should shut down when it's just us two"
>wait it out
>get autotatored
>realize what must be done
>weld the doors, they die to russians and ZAS outside
>lockdown doesn't end
>think about killing myself, theorize that the shuttle works with only one people
>fuck it
>me and skrellbro go to take the teleporter piece
>get fucked due to zas, dropped to crit and head is broken, along with crotch fracture
>he gets ruptured lung
>somehow, the fucking miracleworker, my god damn guardian angel fixes me to 100
>i try to fix his ruptured lung
>right then, THE LAG starts to begin
>every 5 minutes, game gets stuck
>have to restart byond client or else never goes away
>try to do lung surgery with skrellbro
>realize there are no printers
>just then, skrellbro finds the other skrell's corpse
>try to do a lung transplant
>lag prevents me, keeps stopping me
>he seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
>just then
>"HOSTILE LIFEFORMS ERADICATED: LOCKDOWN NO LONGER IN PLACE"
>shuttle gets sent to arrivals
>drop skrellbro down at medbay
>get my objectives
>based HoP and warden carry me to sec-pod
>leave
>greentext
>cry a lot

Grade-A bus.
I hope you're alright, skrellbro.

>>152976362
I'm still learning medicine. All I know for sure is chemistry.

I did eventually figure out how to resuscitate a vox, but I couldn't find your special snowflake mask anywhere when you asked for it, and I only tended to you at all because I replaced the basic cyromix/empty cyromix with a better one, and I saw your body was forgotten and I thought I might as well try in the time it takes for someone competent to show up.

I guess I'll not bother next time, and leave eternal cyro patients inside their glass prisons, huh?

>>152977137
Try fucking checking to see if a body is braindead

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guys check this out let's add this it's cool and new and I made it pls merge

>>152977137
>>152976362
You don't need a mask to treat a Vox, shove 10u Antitox in his system and it will slow down toxins to the point where most of it doesn't matter.

Add antitox to the cryo mix and you can just shove him in there, you don't breathe while in cryo.

BTW all gas masks, including the one in your human internal box, have VOX_SHAPED meaning you can use them. It's totally unnecessary to use the beakmask.

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fresh update

>>152977204
You were braindead once, and it only took a few seconds for me to realise, you're blowing this out of proportion. Either way, I've learned how to treat Vox.

>>152977573
Cryo should have at least 10u anti-tox anyway, any chemist past beginner should know this

>>152977774
There was, after I got there. The first mixes I left lying out only had cyro and clonex, because the chemist was napping.

That was the whole reason I was hanging out by the cryo tubes in the first place, to switch out the mixes.

>>152977638
NT default is wrong in this one. Serve is over protect the crew.

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>>152976786
>>152976901
>not google translating it into french

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>still no curly haired ginger Waifu

>>152979636
>tfw she stopped playing

>>152979912
she only comes on to play with me

>>152980076
who are you?
is she on discord?

What's this I hear about Skrell?

>>152979912
>>152980076
>tfw all the drama and short rounds drive her away
>tfw we weren't good enough

your waifu will never love you

>>152980246
Secret :^)
and no she doesn't go to the discord.
>>152980295
It's not the drama per-say, it was the short rounds coupled with a staff they just couldn't agree with. They're in a happier place for them now, where they can engineer it up for hours and hours without worry.

>tfw no one will ever notice you

>>152980246
She doesn't use discord, she added a few people on steam I think.

>>152980409
Just talk to her man, they all like being noticed.

>>152980530
Yeah it was mostly the short rounds.

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>Log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand

>>152979912
>>152980076
>>152980246
>>152980295
>>152980530
>>152980712
She's My Waifu, back off.

>>152981002
>Log in
>just play because I'm not a fucking retard

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>>152980712
I DO

>>152981002
Im not even online senpai

>>152981015
>>152981528
90% sure they're seeing someone desu

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>Sandy_Sand replies to your post

>>152981958
Who?

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>become pAI for some guy
>we go to his "home" in maint
>he attaches a human head to a diona body
>it fucking works and the guy comes back to life

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How did medbay do? I found a bunch of headless bodies and managed to save one

>>152982013
I was the human diona cross
Was pretty strange desu, never seen it done before

>>152982037
Medbay had the old "There is a chemist and he is slow as moleasses" episode.

What's a good SMES config for solars?
Or is it better to wire them directly to the grid?

>>152982037
We were doing alright up until the lings got desperate

Bodies piled up, no biomass in sight, no one left to save them in medbay

Massive diona nerfs when

I took out ones heart, liver and lungs, fucker didn't even flinch, walked out just fine from surgery, open chest

A mime diona kept stabing itself like mad in a bar and just because of a yellow light tube, was fucking unkillable. I even fucking shoved a cigarete in its face 15 times, after around 20 secs, just 12 burn.

Yall know this is bullshit of the highest degree.

>>152982121
I believe your torso determines your race, so you would have had diona resistances and a need for light sources

>>152982157
biomass is priority #1 after the mix is done

>>152982037
We all dieded.

Chemist said someone disposed of all the plasma.

>>152982140
Wire to grid, not a single time when you need the solar SMES to charge, and it feeds the rest of the appliances just fine. Hell, wire all of em up, maybe upgrade em and station would mostly run fine.

>>152982194
>heart
>liver
>lungs
>a plant needing these
pro tip, diona don't have blood and don't breathe but you can kill one in two-three hits from a lit welder and a laser is GG

>>152981930
In game or irl?

Even so I'm happy for them and hopes he/she makes them happy, they deserve it because they're a good person.

Notice me yahir

>>152982663
IRL.

>>152980712
>>152980530
give me her steam

>>152982380
Why the fuck include em if you dont use em.

They just need a flashlight to go nigh unkillable to anything but fire. They can punch asteroid monsters to death. Thats sing of a dang good reason to nerf

>>152983654
/id/Wouldnt post publicly

I really fucking wish gas filters were flippable.

>>152983793
Have you ever tried to kill a tree?

>>152983793
>can stomach ridiculous brute
>dies to a gentle welder tap
diona are fine

>>152983793
>shoot diona with laser rifle once
>50 damage
>dont heal it at all without chems
>shoot twice to crit them, can't heal out of crit

so OP please nerf

>>152984110
Standard lasers are 75 burn to trees.

>>152977113
Skrell was cloned.

>>152984190
oh good

they're even easier to kill

E-Guns take 3 shots to crit diona i think tho

>>152983793
>can be easily killed with a fucking zippo
>welder fuel-glass bottle-fire combo more or less instacrits them if not immediately extinguished

>>152984250
For a while, all races had their resistances applied twice due to a bug, so diona took quadruple damage from lasers, while plasmamen only took 25%. Unsurprisingly this was around the time the most complaints about plasmaman balance occurred.

>>152981958
*Replies to your post again*
:-----DDDDDDD

You can only reply to this post if you aren't a faggot in the Discord

>>152984457
Hello I am a straight person in the discord

>>152984250
Lethal egun lasers are 30 burn, still deal 75 to trees.

>>152984457
What if i am in there but never talk

>>152984613
You're in the discord so you're a faggot

>>152984654
xd

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>>152984457

>>152984637
wew

>>152984457
>all those people in Discord that never were part of the superior chat

Fire boxing gloves when

Sec Glocks when

Rollerskates when

>>152984926
>the IRC
>superior
nah man, the only thing better it had was having the bots first.

>>152984457
Give up comicironic, the IRC is no more

>>152985027
>IRC
wrong desu

>>152983823
I must talk with her I miss her

>>152984980
Meme about them in the thread, if half of the things coded are memed in thread they get code in two months look at holosprites, nekotoxin (not added but there is code) and mime antag item gun(just got added)

>>152984980
Sec already has grenades.
Not lethal ones, though.

>>152985236
I'm sorry, all good things have to come to an end.

Do other spessmen ever feel depressed?

>>152985617
nah dude you are the only one

>>152985617
Yes, most days.

>>152985617
i drown in my depression constantly but i act like a goof to try and make people think im not on the verge of killing myself

>>152985617
I learn about nuclear reactors and operation and sometimes take out my frustrations on you and disguise it as silliness.

>>152985617
I get depressed when I see spiders dragging my pals off. I'm not gonna help or anything but it still makes me sad

>>152986315
>working on a nuclear sub
I hate your success.

>>152985617
Yes, I hate myself.

Hang in there Xevonix I wish you the best in the future.

I like your art and think you're pretty cool

>>152986440
Fun fact. There are two vg spessmen who do that.

>>152985468
Grenades ain't nearly as usable as a good old 9 mil with rubber bullets, or nearly as iconic.

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what is it, spessmen?

>>152986667
valids

>>152986315
>tfw you'll never be a nuclear sub technician
Wasted my life by 24 lol

>>152985617
Constantly. I've become used to it and it's just another part of my life by now

>>152986667
a round that I actually enjoy playing

>>152986667
A decent medbay

Seriously, is it such a outlandish thing to ask.

>>152986667
To get rust radiation working without irradiating the entire z-level
I'm part way there!

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>>152986667

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>>152986667
(8

>>152986584
>glock
>grenades
I'm not seeing a difference here, anon.

>>152977638
pomf put asimov on /vg/ because that's the way it's always been

>>152987859
Jesting aside, you know flashbangs often aren't used much for good reason, shits just not really very user friendly and always ends up fucking you up, admitedly to a much lesser degree than a non helmet wearing criminal, but still.

>>152988352
With shades, a helmet, and a sec radio, you're more or less fine as long as you aren't right on top of the grenade.
They're really good once you know how to use them.

>>152986481
>I PANDER TO YOU, FEMALE
>PLEASE AKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTANCE
Grow a pair, you twat

>>152986082
Same here senpai
I'm having trouble keeping the masquerade up though, even my sarcasm is starting to sound depressed

>>152988609
Yeah, with proper gear yer safe enough from using em like I said, but to anyone not used to its proper usage or maybe someone like me who uses hotkeys and instictivelly presses r and gets it blown on his face, it becomes a problem.

I won't deny their efficiency, but its usability is kind of meh. Think like the plasma canon, its damn robust but only has like 4 shots, its good but unwieldy.

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>>152986667
anonymity

>>152988958
Actually it's because they were being sad in dicksord but I didn't want to publicly say anything but wanted to try and cheer them up.

Xevonix us a fat gay man, not a girl.

Would glocks with rubber bullets cause brute damage?
If so, wouldn't it interact poorly with Asimov borgs?

>>152989517
>didn't want to publicly say anything
So instead of polluting just the discord with your faggotry, you decided to bring it out into the thread. Nah, you're a faggot.

>>152989517
I don't know about gay, but nobody with that voice can be fat
I even have trouble believing it's a dude

Been wondering about adding some new features, I started spriting a few things I had in mind but I think we should get first thing first: KILETTE YOURSELF KILLETE

>>152989820
We accept all your demands

>>152989820
>Features
I'll stop shitposting for a week for that

Dear my Waifu

Killette2 yourself

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Slime race becoming an actual race and having major changes when

it's cult

>Urge to play again rises
>Can't resist
I need to feel spess again
Its as addictive as meth ;_;

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>mime screws with me a little
>see mime and clown later on
>push them down, steal their ID, the clown doesn't care
>mime clearly angry, they come to medbay asking for me to return their ID
>hide it in a box of syringes in a locked closet
>mime steals my ID
>security checks my backpack, no ID, I must not have stolen it
>mime probably got arrested
>I got a new ID
It's always fun to bully the mime

>>152990676
mimes are for hugs and kisses, clowns are the ones for the bully

>>152990676
I got off scott-free and got a brand new ID before you. Spaced yours the moment I got you. Then I got converted, grabbed a bunch of people and had to drag them around the station because I didn't get a book to convert them, ended up in a fight with the HoP, a Miner and Doctor, kept them all on the floor with disarms and only got caught once a borg came along.

Sorry Xevonix, it was me. I won't do it again.

I want to hug Hime!

>>152984980
SEC GLOCKS
VOTE HERE
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11487

>>152990906
>chewin' the fat with the IAA in medbay
>the CMO walks up to us and we're down before we can even ask what's up
>converted

>>152991060
>roundstart explosives for sec

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>Cultist Virologist
>Lure CMO in, in a fun way to virology
>Convert him
>Send him off
>Three seconds later a borg storms in and goes straight for my out of sight runes.
>arrests me
>pulls me out
>has a fellow CULTIST check me
>five other cultists show up and surround the borg
>think I'm about to be released and we all robust the medbay together
>nope, nobody has any talismans made
>I get dragged off as all my cultists watch
>clown tries to help
>No release cultist runes from the Vox hidden at outpost
>No EMP talismans to use on the ONE AND ONLY BORG
>Spend the rest of my round shit talking in iso
What the hell happened that round guys? We need to work on our shit more as cultists.

>>152991171
No one seemed to do anything. When I got converted the only cultists I saw were the ones I ended up converting and my converter. There were no books, nothing.

>>152991171
Why even bother with an EMP talisman
Just use a stun talisman

>>152991060
Well they have a low % chance to misfire and explode?
If so, I'm in favor, more minor injuries for medbay

>>152991026
It isn't me.

>>152991060
Oh boy, here we fokin go

I ain't making a account to vote in that shit, but if its worth anything, ya got a vote here.

>>152991026
>>152991697
It was me, not Rhydens.

>>152991171
The dude that converted me didn't know what he was doing and I knew less of what I was doing.

Adminhelps are now routed to our discord, even if admins are on.

When in doubt, adminhelp.

>>152991171

If you watch more cult rounds, you will find out pretty quick that there are a very small group of people who usually make a cult victory happen and have a good grasp of the game mode. Personally I can only name 4. Find em and force them to teach more people how to play cult.

How do I get a gigawatt from the SME?

>>152993104
Basically
Yred/Kavlax is always more than willing to teach people how to cult
Ahelp if you see him on

>>152991171

I was on a random patrol, was just going to check virology and happened upon your rune by chance.
Guess I got really fucking lucky since the round it was only me, janiborg, AI and a most likely unrobust HoP vs. the fucking cult I bag the only guy who might have known how to play the mode.

Felicity is for ______!

>say cpt_wad sprites are shit on deadchat
>he is rude to me next round
;_;

>>152992351
In a public or private channel?

>>152993579
>He had a one-on-one cult with me once, with admin teleporting us to centcom during a round
>I quit and came back and can't remember anything
Whoops, sorry boss

>>152994218
That was me who wrote that greentext rant.

That was my only second time playing cult, too.
Fear me I am evolving

As for people who are new to cult. If someone gets busted and you are all around, don't be afraid to go loud. Go find some place secluded to spawn cult robes and sword (make sure those slots are empty as it auto-equips when you use the talisman)

Make lots of runes and disable cameras by cutting every wire that besides the one that beeps when you pulse it. Communicate runes and convert runes are the most important. So are imbue talisman runes. Make a stun rune and put a imbue talisman rune next to the stun rune. Use a piece of paper on the imbue talisman and it will imbue that piece of paper with the chosen rune that's next to it.

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO CONVERT. You can stun someone for 15 seconds. 5 of those they can't talk. Plenty of time to take of their headset and drag them ontop of a rune. When they are ontop of it you will say some words and they will INSTANTLY convert to a cultist.

>>152994570
Private.

There's also a round restart announcer, just like IRC has.

>>152994540
Some people can't handle the truth.

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Janitor is a dangerous job, yo.

Also, I equipped clothes on my guy but they're not showing up, is it a bug? I'm new to all of this.

Thinking of playing

Is this game fun?

>>152995154
More dangerous than paramedic?

>>152995154
It's fun if you have autism.

>>152995120
Update BYOND to fix the clothes.

Stop posting things happening in the current round.

>>152994750
Pretty sure they cannot talk for at least 10 seconds. I remember doing some pretty lengthy pulls before arriving at my rune.

>>152995632
Thanks

>14:38:21] HELP: SolariousGabriella/(Naomi Williams) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Please ban me for a month, need to get away.

>>152994474

Please don't do this to my waifu. She is too innocent and pure for this.

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>>152995954
Yeah, I've not been enjoying the game much, the past 5 rounds I've tried just annoyed me and got me angry. I care too much about the dumb drama of the game and I'm not being a good player or person on the server because of these problems.

I need time to stop and calm down, get away for a while and come back in a month to actually play the game and enjoy it. I also can't trust myself to stay away, so I needed the ban.

>>152996367
What you really need to do is stop avatarfagging

>>152974405
Nah, it's really satisfying when the stars align and you get prints to fuck someones ass

>>152990676
I hate people like you so much. We know you did it and we can't do dick about it until we're antag and can just fuck your shit up.

>>152996491
I do, sorry. I just use it to indicate it's actually me but I guess that's pointless. I'll stop with it.

>>152996708
If it's really necessary, use a name or a trip
But since you're not really that important to the server you shouldn't even bother

>>152996336
this, mind if I save it?

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gaze into the abyss
and it shall gaze right back

>>152997483
Why would I care?

>>152993534
You gitgud if you want to get a month ban for "accidentally" gibbing people with a rod. Gitting gud enough to do it on your own will instill some fucking respect for what you're wielding.

>>152997591
You're a big Malf

>>152994474

Being a good friend, joking and laughing about life with until you accidentally sleep with her and she falls in love with you!

>>152994589
Still offering cult lesens when I'm on. If anyone is interested anyway.

>>152997614
P-please daddy?

>>152997970
Yes, jeez

Julia gets all access somehow almost every single round really early on?
What gives?

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>>152995154
It's fun when you've learned the basics, which will take a while, from there you can enjoy everything the game has to offer presuming you're willing to learn.

To learn the game fairly fast, either ask here when you're not playing in a round, or click "admin" and click "adminhelp" to ask them
Also give this a fair look over http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page and don't be afraid to go back to the wiki for anything you don't know yet

Also read the Rules by clicking the "Rules" button in-game

>in lobby reading changelog
>SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED: CULT AND SHIET
i pretend i didn't see it when i join the round but come on

>>152997786
>upload a law that says "You must constantly make bane jokes, because you are a big AI"
>he just does it constantly, not all the time

):<

>>152998313
Queen greytide.

>>152998341
>this whole fucking image

>>152998313
Admins give himer the access obviously

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Okay, time to post the adventures of WELCOME, drunk borg.

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Where to clarify coding questions if nobody in IRC gives a single fuck? I'm pretty new

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>monsters being summoned in the roid after nar-sie has risen
>mfw running away from them with my artifact but they are fucking everywhere

>>152998541
discord is pretty helpful

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>>152998442
Now throughout all this I had a 1-4 second input delay.

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>>152998582

Why are swordy cult guys immune to stuns?

>>152998430
This isn't true right?

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>>152998741
Thanks for the fun, DragonBro.

>>152998825
If they're grey, that means they're manifested ghosts.

Hard to take down, don't drop to the deck while in crit.

However, if you can knock their summoner off their rune, you'll take out any manifested ghosts he may have summoned

>>152999073
Wait, are manifested ghosts human under ASIMOV?

>>152999073
I cried a bit inside because I lethal shotgunned it in the face and it ignored it and kept hacking away at me, after tanking 3-ish taser bolts

Last round I was a wizard. I stole the spare at roundstart by teleporting in. The first thing I do whenever I join is check the manifest. If there's no Captain or HoP I usually grab it myself so I can make sure we actually have an engineer or something, especially when I am the only engineer so I can get the CE's suit or something. A lot of the time I don't actually have all access, I just hack doors really fast.

>>152998398
Please don't upload that kind of stuff. It's not funny and it wastes our time we use to watch the crew and help then the admins time if you cry to them about it.

>>152998442
did you like the round where I made an ED-209 named after you?

>>152998849
>>152999339
mean't to quote, tired and i messed it up.

Is killing always 'evil' from the perspective of a paladin AI?

>>152999279
They are not

>>152999310
It was fun being able to go full RIP AND TEAR. Solo manifested ghost armoured up, versus a confused crew, is something that should be tried at least once

>>152999816
depends on if you want valids or not lmao.

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>>152999816
Yes unless it's like a cult/wiz construct or an animal.

>>152999817
One of the absolute most fun things you can have in a round is when you have a couple cultists setup teleport runes, 2 chem disp, a chem master, mortar, and a fat stack of food riot shields, and bandages. Crayon text down instructions on the floor. 1 guy tends to 2 or 3 cultists who just spam manifest ghost and 5 or 6 ghosts gear up, teleport in and go in as a rape squad. I get the biggest erection seeing 7+ ghosts move down a hall in a 3x3 running a guy down, raping him, shoving him into a shard and moving on.

If you can get a guy churning out emp talismans it's even better.

Once you know change construct type and you have the dead fags in artificers at home sweat shopping shards and shells just hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. cult is just so fucking based in highpop where you can do nutballs shit like that.

>ready to collect the valids
>borg tazecuffs me
come on

Is that depressed service borg still around?

>>153000347
>'One of the absolute most fun things is to have the odds extremely stacked in your favour'
>Not tearing your way through your enemies and building your cult on their corpses

>>153000509
Nah, depresso's more or less done with space. You'll see him once in a blue moon.

>>153000512
It's better on highpop where there's a lot more guns and people for a back and forth. Letting people be a manifested ghost so they can do stupid shit instead of the usual ultra dankbust ss13 mortal cornerbat fighting is nice.

>>153000672
Aw, I miss getting spaced by an apologizing R2 unit

>>153000509
I remember one round where I uploaded laws to him that allowed him to be happy without forcing him to be
then the next round he went back to being sad

Is there a way to disable admin log entries from appearing in the text window aside from de-adminning myself?

>>153000509
>>153000672
>>153001016
>>153001165
fuck you guys, I didn't want to remember this.
>>153001381
hi sawbones

>>153001381
Use the special tab. Yeah, ask the admins, there's a config somewhere that lets you toggle shit. they do that a lot when I'm autisming and making 8952985892 attack logs and shit.

>>153001442
In all honesty I'm just dicking around on my offline version not on the actual server, I'm a literally who and was wondering in terms of creating fraudulent screenshots

>>153001645
god bless

>>152998313
Lowpop traitor guide
>notice there is no captain
>wait until you come across the inevitable all access assistant being a retard
>sleepy pen, drag into maint, kill strip
>meme your way to greentext, or collect your valids. The world is your oyster

>>153003453
This also works during med pop

>>153003453
>tfw you see all access guy(tm) and waste him for the free antag kit
>tfw you don't even have to meme him cause unknown greyshit in x halp is useless.

>when u understand medbay but dont want to play because you have no rp gimmicks and will just end up powergaming until you burn out
why live

>>153004796
Just be yourself, man :)

>>153004796
It's all hands on deck to keep the wild ride from starting. You can be a diaper fur later.

>>153004589
>Has no suit sensors on
>Screams "halp" on intercom but gives no location
>Find the body in maint just five minutes later
>Already brain-dead
Goddamn greytide

>>153004796
>when you want to learn medbay but it is away so rushed that i feel like i am just in the way

>>153005230
I can teach you, just ask the skeleton
t. Steve

Reminder not to be that guy that just says HELP MAINT instead of specifying which maintenance, and if you have time, what or who is killing you.

>>152999345
i guess you didn't see >>152997591

>>153005465
HELP, MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI-

[14:38:21] HELP: SolariousGabriella/(Naomi Williams) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Please ban me for a month, need to get away.

lol

>>153005640
already discussed

>>153005465
>tfw they scream a name before they get meme'd on and we pick the antag up later to stuff in the gay baby pen
Ling last night would have been 100% fine last night if he just took his ID off. The other officers were slow as fuck and none of us were following the buddy system or at least having a beepsky.

>>153005640
Another underaged fag with no self control

How do I resist the urge to greytide
I changed my Static Name started acting in character more, power gamed less but there is still part of me that wants to go back to greytiding, how do i stop

>>153005975
Why contain it?

>>153006062
because if I don't the people will treat me badly

>>152996367
Darn. I don't think I've played ten games on the /vg/ server, but you and the man who blew up medical trying to do surgery are my favourite players.

I'll see you in a month!

>>152996367
Okay bye. Do not forget to focus more on high school.

>>153006197
Play how you want that allows you to have fun. If it's against the rules go to another server or game. There's absolutely no point in playing this game for other people's approval. Easier said than done, though, good luck.

>>153006623
You might've confused me with someone else, I've hardly played in the past few weeks. If not what did I do?

>>153005829
N-no your underage!

>>153006781
That would imply I'm American, here it would be secondary school for the comparison.

>>153006990
>You might've confused me with someone else,
Nope.

>If not what did I do?
The only thing I remember specifically right now was you originally on paramedic, standing in as the CMO, and Megurine Luka arresting you for it for some reason.

>>153007347
Oh yeah, that was a hilarious mess of a round because of the captain promoting 2 people to cmo then forgetting he promoted me so I was arrested.

>>153005975
Just play trader

It's far more acceptable to tide as trader because there is an understanding that you are going get executed on the spot if you get caught.

>>153007723
the brig should have a mass driver for deportations

sawbones is a pretty cool guy

>>153008061
>sawbones is a pretty cool kid
FTFY

>>153008157
relative to me, it's accurate

>>153008061
>sawbones is a guy

ftfy

>>153007958
>gets deported from the north
>Land in south engineering
>Steal the PA

>>153008371
>sawbones is

FTFY

>>153008475
>bones

Fixed

sawbones is a grill using morphvox so her voice sounds a bit less girly

Who is the most underappreciated waifu!

>>153008543
>vox morph

It's the best out there but that still doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

>>153008616
You

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FIX AIR REEEEEEEEEEE

>>153008616
One who gets tons of negative publicity in the thread even though they didn't do anything wrong. Like me.

Is there a way to hide this button that opens the spell bar at the top of your screen
It's thing is annoying as hell

>>153008692
But i play a cute dionna boy

>>153008616
(You)

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>haha time for comfy role
>paramed
>second time ever playing medical role
>only medbay staff
>final destination
>mfw
>get some instructions by the admin so I ain't a useless retard
>make some basic medicine and no many patients in the medbay
>suddenly
>WILD RIDE
>clown somehow manages to kill a fuckton of people with a welder bomb
>only one doctor has arrived
>talks with "u watch the patients"
>just stands in the lobby opening doors
>learning shit for the first time while in the middle of the ride
>corpses just piling outside medbay

at the end it (mostly) went well and I learnt a lot of shit and did a lot of mistakes

stressful fun

>>153008762
Don't blame your incompetence on zas

>that plasmaman juking the fuck out of the phazon

>>153008804
That makes things even better

>>153008765
t. Morena

>make burn chamber using reinforced glass
>explodes when lit

Oops.

>>153008835
air tiles are fucked

>autotraitor
>be chef
>durdle for a while
>get bored, order some special sauce
>never used it before
>put 5 units ina watermelon, walk around and force feed people
>people not dying
>take the bottle and just directly shove it into peoples' mouths
>still nobody dying
>drink like half a bottle
>die
welp
did anyone actually die from that?

>>153008845
>only reason he survived was the admin bombing centcomm with EMPs

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>get comfy job but end up having to do shit
>throw in a gold slime core to spawn random monsters behind shield gens for funsies
>xenos, necros and a cyber horror
>mfw hearing something gib inside while the shuttle is coming

>>153008835
Do you even play engineer or even check the github? Airgroups are fucked and atmos in general is a mess https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11585

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>>153008762
look, i fucked up bad
even if newzas wasn't in shit would've been blown to shreds anyway
every time i play mommi this shit happens help me

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>>153009051
Thanks for giving us engineers time to play with the RUST all shift

>>153009319
your R-UST set up was pretty good
it survived the delamination, somehow

>>153005975
Identify what you're doing that makes you feel the need to "win" so much. Then just be chill.

>>153009021
Atmos is fine in 99% of cases, the fuckup that round had nothing to do with it

>>153007958
You can use recycling/chapel/incinerator/xenobio/viro to deport. Or just aggressive grab, engage your mags and lob him. Make sure to either stun or leave him cuffed so he doesn't just throw back. And make sure to update/add a sec record so the rest of us know it's his second offense and it's time for his limbs to be repossessed.

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>>153008835
>https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/19365096/17991889/96d94276-6b10-11e6-9a93-5f58d12997fd.png
>https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/5564796/17992445/d112db22-6af3-11e6-89bc-461852b6ff95.png
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11585
How u want ur air m8.

>>153008954
Glass on the outside holding the fire in or go make reinforced plasma glass

I didn't want to do it, CMO! I got peer pressured!

>>153010493
Yeah all of those things are just 1 or 2 tiles fucking up at once. Nothing about that would make a supermatter explode, in fact it would be extremely fucking obvious from the plasma overlays which tiles were fucked.

>>153010493
>Glass on the outside holding the fire in
Are you saying that a 2nd glass pen around the burn chamber would contain the fire if the inner pen explodes?

>>153008964
They need to consume I think 3u of it. Any chem you add to the food is distributed throughout and with a bitesize of 2 you need them to be hungry as fuck to eat it all without risking the you bite the burgerx17 OH SHIT MED HELP CHEF FOOD POISONED HELP CHEF TRAITOR KILL HE

>>153010924
No. If you have a fire in a 3x3 burn chamber put the windows on the 5x5 where you'd have put walls if you were walling the chamber in and orient them so the fire isn't on their tile. If the fire isn't on their tile the windows are fine.

>>153010807
It does though. What's going on is that they aren't transferring heat to their zone properly so anything that makes or removes heat is off from the ambient temp. Know what makes a LOT of heat? A shard.

I'm starting to learn atmos but there's a few things I don't understand.

1. What should an atmos tech do at roundstart every single shift. Screen shots would be nice.
2. What does it mean for the SME to be passively cooled?
3. How cold is 'cold enough' for plasma in radiation collectors. Is there a big difference between 6 Kelvin and 16 Kelvin in terms of power output?
4. What are some basic projects I could try?

>>153007561
I thought something was wrong, and I was really tempted to syringe Luka, but the other security guard had a laser pointed at us both, and right or wrong we'd have ended up immediately dead if I did that. In the end I just sort of awkwardly hung around the front desk with the syringe gun loaded with sleepmix while that all happened.

That other security officer was really nice, though. He kept saying things to the effect of
>Are you sure we should be doing this?

>>153012497
Opitimise distro so things repressurize quicker, cool the waste loop, set up a plasma cooling loop. High pressure plasma wont get as cold as low pressure, use a gas pump set to about 2500, that'll cool to about -263c I think and fill about 10 tanks. There is a noticable difference, i've compared -250 to -260 and i'm pretty sure it was around a megawatt.

Does smoke stop lasers? Because it'd be neat if it did.
Would make the wizard spell fucking broken, though.

>>153011196
Which would only matter if the supermatter was on its on little tile by itself because it has no zone

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>>153013749
>Which would only matter if the supermatter was on its on little tile

>>153014108
Supermatter on a single tile that has a purple overlay surrounded by a bunch of other tiles that didn't showing that it has a singular tile with a broken zone

>>153013632
would be neat if it did. but not instantly. maybe have it snuff out a laser bolt across 3 tiles before it hits enough smoke to dissipate.

>>153012497
On the teal pipe (Mixed air) to distro. Replace the pump to distro (blue 4-way manifold that supplies the whole station's vents with air) with a manual valve. Replace the second pump with a pipe. On the large air tank control computer set into to 200L/s

they put H/E (heat exchanging) pipes or thermal in the chamber. These are connected to H/E pipes/thermal plates in space and filled with gas. This uses space to cool off the chamber.

7.15 is the lowest you can go and you'll rarely get that far. Yes and no. You only need a steady 300KW to power the station. That said, couple hundred KW depending on the magnitude. If you remembered your last year of middle school science or high school freshman science the gist of the gas laws will tell you that for a given pressure the colder it is the more mol you can jam into it and the curve is geometric. For example, a canister of oxygen at 20C and 4500kpa has about 1847 mol. At 7.15K it's 75,736 mol of oxygen.

Shove 6 canisters of plasma from secure eng into the teg cold loop, go get a portapump, flip the gas valve, pump the ~-255C plasma into it. Empty and fill some tanks for rad collectors and tell the autists that the station is powered now instead of 11 hours after the escape shuttle is left fucking kill yourselves or do it yourself.
Filling canisters of Plasma, oxygen, or mixed air with a vol pump
Know where science is and how to click the bell with your hand
Build chillers in space
C-> K is +273.15
K -> C is -273.15
Learn it.
Providing canisters of pure plasma at -266C, 73.1K, 163K, 101C, 4000C, 8000C
Filter some N2 out of an air canister
Filter co2 or whatever out of the mix line
Build a burn chamber/rework the mix gas chamber input pipes to have mixer plasoxy without killing yourself and blowing up atmos

>>153014871
Experiment with different plasma-oxygen ratios so you know what to do to get a wide spectrum of temperatures.
Chill 180,000/360,000 mol of oxygen or airmix to 7.15. Pump it into some pipes with a connector(s), empty canister(s), and a valved heat exchanger hooked up to your merely warm burn chamber and keep toggling the valve until it's close to 20C. you can repressurize 1871 tiles to 100kPa from it now instead of the only ~40 you can get from a vol pumped canister of o2/air from the tap.
Get a beaker. Tape and weld the atmos doors, splash fuel all over atmos. Put the fuel tank into space. Spark the fuel by changing the rpd pipe selection and let it burn. Use air conditioners or foam extinguishers to cool it back to 20C

From there just do shit. Manipulate the gasses in whatever way comes to mind. Work with the TEG/SME, whatever

Canisters only fill up to their current pressure. Portable air pumps fill as long as they have mol. So a canister at 400 kpa will only fill a tank to 400 kpa. A portable air pump will fill to 1013 kpa as long as it has mols of gas in it.

>>153013749
It has 8 tiles around it that it's not properly merging with to distribute the heat.

>>153014871
>>153014993
much appreciated

>>153014993
If it has 8 tiles around it then its fucking not broken you FUCKING RETARD

>>153015276
How ZAS works is that center tile of 1300C is supposed to merge with the surrounding 8 and then recalculate. something's wrong where it's not doing this properly. the air isn't constrained by force bubbles.

I can do whatever I like on the test server, right?

>>153015651
Yeah, and it worked fine that round

>>153015783
Damn, never mind, someone seems to have filled the shuttle with fueltanks.

>>153015783
Yes. You can also download the server software from github, build it in Dream Maker, and host a local server.

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>>153015783
No. Being a piece of shit is a good way to get yourself permad.

>>153016239
That'll probably be better.

The test server's bombed to bits, and I couldn't get out the shuttle. So, I went ghost, but that removed the sandbox tab.

I just wanted to test things on monkeys. ; ;

>>153015783
Test server isn't a grief server you dimwit

>>153016531
>>153016305
I didn't mean it like that, jesus.

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Janitor squad represent

>>153015783
no you just don't have to worry if you accidentally fuck up, explode half the station or delaminate a few shards
don't fuck up the map on purpose and you're fine

>>153016334
>ghosted
You fucked up anon, I recommend you make a second account and log into the test serb to reset it. Use the other item in the sandbox tab to get a space suit (first item in the list) and then going to any room like the bridge to call the shuttle. It will end the serb then and auto restart.

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>someone think it's a good idea to open the flaming bar with plasma
>all that zas

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Sorry HoP, the moment I doubted to go through the windows was the moment I knew I was dead, did you survive?

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>being the AI this round

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>decide medical isn't for me
>go roboticist because how hard could it be
>build cyborg, extract some brains, build ripley for miner, all in the comfiness
>go to escape, greeted by plasma fire
>die
good round, i'd play roboticist again

>>153017624
fuck i didn't finish that
>all in the comfiness of my own little room

>>153017624
Please read http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Robotics#Cyborg_Repair
There's nothing we HATE more than needing our shit fixed and it takes 40 minutes. If you see a borg that isn't talking constantly spinning or bonking into the same thing scan it with the cyborg analyzer under the toolboxes.

>>153017542
What a dickhead

>>153017624
nigger you never fucking finished that ripley for me, i waited around for that and got caught in the plasma bar fuckery

>>153018579
i finished it, it just took forever, sorry

Serious question, after looking at this thread for a bit I wanted to know if the server is as cancerous as the thread. The other server that I played on went to shit quite some time ago, I just want a new home server.