Tranquility edition
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>shitty countdown for sombra who cares
http://amomentincrime.com/
Previous thread: >>152950337
does anyone have the youtube video where Bastion gets PTSD with the Goth Von Core song playing?
also first for HANA SONG
Genji Shimada is a thoughtful brother!
Mei is the best waifu, deal with it
qt healslut girls ww@?
QTmaker?
Mercy is cute!
Reminder that Mei is viable and good.
>officially confirmed lucio and mercy mains have been shafted on MMR since the start
I fucking knew I was too good for the mouthbreathers I was healing and you said it was me /owg/
How's it feel to be wrong?
https://youtu.be/y1-xyJi7fwY
Reposting for all the genji/hanzo lovers
>>152968553
you have literally never seen a good lucio player
maybe as soon as you start your second game you will, bud
>it's busy at Battle.net
Excuse me? I payed some actual money I want to play Overwatch you stupid bitch
>>152968265
Maybe, but I sort of like him as he is right now~I'm pretty sure he is my bitch anyway
>>152968309
The end date was literally everywhere, they tweeted like one week, 2 days and then 24 hours before it ended.
How did you manage to not notice?
>>152968629
>girls
Why not boys, Anon? They can be just as cute, trust me
For those of you that rock competitive to death, what hero is played the least compared with us plebs in QP?
>>152968631
>tfw you'll never have those sweet blueberry cheeks on your face
>>152968609
>not the three wolves t-shirt to show that he always knew he was a furry
I hope Sombra is cute
Hey /owg/ let's play a game
>3 most played
>fuck, marry, kill
>>152968603
bfy dot tw/7PRL
>>152968609
Lol I thought those ugly shirts were a local diseasestill wanted one in my teenage years tho
>>152968784
I'm pretty much a QP-onlyfag as long as the Gain/Loss system is borked, but from what I hear Mei gets virtually no play until you reach the high-level play where everyone communicates constantly.
>>152968784
Probably Bastion.
Is it wrong that I prefer the meta from launch than the current meta?
>>152968783
tbf healsluts have no gender
when you're healslutting you're just a slut for public use
>>152968705
I knew it too so it's a good news
>>152968705
this.
>have fun picking the class absolutely nobody wants to pick
>get punished into the ground for it
t-thanks blizzard
>>152968856
I hope she's an ugly old hag
>>152968863
>fuck D.va
>marry daddy76
>kill Lucio (though I'd feel bad)
It's hot when D.Va gets shot through the head with an arrow.
cheapest place to buy OW on PC?
>>152968783
I want to fuck a cute boy!
>>152968863
>Fuck D.Va
>Marry McCree
>Kill Soldier
>>152969039
Mexico is about 36 usd the no jew edition
>>152968891
Is that because of the inevitable Genji-death-from-above thing or nah?
>>152969039
from blizzard probably
>>152969039
Get friends that work at Blizzard. Every game I've bought from Blizzard at launch since Starcraft 2 was been $10 or less.
>open loot container
>legendary for best sniper/assassin
im ok with this i guess
>>152968868
That cheap polyester that they are made of makes them so elegant looking
>>152968705
>officially confirmed lucio and mercy mains have been shafted on MMR since the start
>mfw most played is Lucio cause no one ever picks a healer
Will we get a javelin throwing character?
>>152968863
>Junkrat
>Reinhardt
>Mei
This isn't ending well for me, is it
>>152968863
>pharah, junkrat, roadhog
fuck junkrat
marry pharah
kill roadhog
>>152968863
>Junkrat, Symmetra, Mercy
but I don't want to kill any of them!
>wait, is Junkrat's bounty a `'Dead or Alive-bounty or just an alive-bounty?
>>152969121
inb4 Hanzo
>>152969121
We'll probably get some spearchucking dindu from Africa more likely
I've played a shit ton of Mercy and just for the first time heard her say "turn the other cheek" after killing someone.
>>152969109
>Boderlawnds
>>152969121
I thought it was a girl in that webm before I saw his face
>>152968783
that's cute anon I'm happy for you :3
>>152969121
Her name is totally perfect until the last 5 letters in the surname. Huh.
>>152968705
>tfw made it to 75+ pretty much only playing Mercy and Lucio
I really wonder where I'd be if I didn't get half the rank points of the DPS players I was queued with. On PTR I made it to Master out of placements only playing Mercy so that's good I guess.
>Play the role no one else wants to do
>Said role is mandatory
>Get punished for it
nice game
anyone else hear genji say 'hasagi' and 'kaze o' sometimes? (reference to yasuo from league) or just my imagination?
>it's an enemies have widow, mccree, soldier and ana episode
>im a pharah
When will this suffering end
>>152969160
Pretty sure they won't mind if he's dead
(but the rest of the world will)
How to fix Symmetra (based on analysis of interactions with other heroes):
- She primarily needs to feel more like an actual support. Her shields now, instead of simply giving +25 shields, turn half of the character's base health and armor into shields. This essentially turns her into an AoE healer, but differentiates from Lucio by not requiring LoS, proximity, or even being alive. This is balanced by the fact that only half the health can be regenerated after not taking any damage for 3 seconds and at an average pace. This combos well with characters that have base armor (Bastion, Winston, Rein, D.Va) and is an indirect buff to Torbjorn's Armor Packs, but combos poorly with characters that have base shields (Zen, Zarya, Sym), average for the rest. Not to mention the warnings when her shields break now actually mean something.
- Additionally, for those that think the shields should be a passive and the skill be more active, you could use it to instantly restore all shields you provide your team with a, say, 15sec cooldown (may vary depending on effectiveness) (stacked Symmetras still fully restore everyone's shields, but, as stated earlier, the Symmetras themselves get very little out of it).
- Replace her dumb shields provided/uptime card with a health regenerated from shields one.
- Turrets now have 40 HP each. This prevents them from being destroyed from things like stray D.Va/Reaper fire 30m away or a McCree flashbang, but are still easy to take out with a Winston, Junkrat, Pharah and can be individually shot down by most of the cast.
>>152966515
Mercy pocketed me yesterday and helped fantastically. She wasn't on me the whole time but most of it.
>Heals let me step out and be aggressive.
>when my hook went out she'd switch to damage buff to guarantee the kill.
>signaling to her my ult was ready and she'd switch from heal to buff immediately
>mow down the enemy team at the last 5m of the payload with whole hog and get PotG.
>Unlocked Roadhogs Toa skin in that loot box I got
Feels goodman. Roadhog+Mercy terrorized the enemy team from start to finish.
>>152968705
I had 59% winrate with Zenyatta pre-buff over 40 hours with him.
It was obvious their MMR is fucked.
>>152969308
You're probably mis-hearing Genji's Japanese. Most of what Yasuo says is nonsense but sounds roughly Japanese.
>>152969213
youre right. why would i play that garbando when i could be playingbattleborn
>>152968918
>public use
I'm too selfish, I like my healslut for me and only me
>>152969062Me too Anon, me too
>>152969341
Don't be a pussy, play it out it'll only make you stronger as a Pharah player.
Unless they have a Zen and it isn't PTR, then just rage switch to Roadhog and kill them all.
>>152968863
>fuck Tracer
>Marry Mei
>Kill Zarya but feel bad about it
>>152968631
@joeumm
In November we find out that this is our first canon pairing.
Are you ready for the shitstorm?
Post some QTmaker please.
>>152968863
Fuck dad
>Only gets better with age
Marry best dj boy
>He's probably gay anyways
Finally kill the gremlin
>Might as well just revert her buff and let her take care of herself
Jesse McCree! It's been so long since I heard those spurs that jingle jangle and felt that hard long gun fanning the hammer against my backside. I'm glad there's still no cuter characters than Jesse. Here are five facts about McCree and cute!
1. McCree will always be cute!
2. McCree has the cutest emotes!
3. McCree's golden weapon is qt314!
4. I love him!
>>152969552
>>152969406
Adding to this; Is 10 teleport uses asking too much? I think not.
>>152969519
>marry mei
>>152968705
mmr
pls explain
>>152969350
>pouring the milk in before the cereal
I knew that Junkrat was a bit insane, but I never knew the depths of depravity he truly reached
Blizzcon is taking place on Day of the Dead, it's pretty obvious Sombra is going to be revealed then and all the forum shit was just another timewaster to try to have people ignore the lack of new content in the game at the moment. Since they've already hyped the character up so much you just know they'll do a special thing for her too.
>Jeff is talking about other Overwatch news and changes
>suddenly all the lights turn off, screen goes black
>Jeff acts like he has no idea what's going on
>ASCII skull starts to gradually form on the screen
>"Thank you Jeff, but I think that's enough. You're boring them. Let's show them what they really came here to see."
>Queue Sombra trailer
I can almost guarantee it will play out in some way like that.
How would you react?
>still mad about not getting american mcREE
>>152969472
>its an enemies have 2 bastions, 2mccrees, widow and ana episode
how do i into hanzou of the salamander?
>>152968863
>my top 5 are all guys
Whatever i guess
>marry reaper
>kill zenyatta
>fuck genji
I've always loved reaperno homo
>>152969787
You get maximized crunch and dps if you put cereal after milk
>>152969764
she's cute and her accent isn't as annoying as zarya's or tracer's
>>152969686
Is that a mole on her tit? is this mole canon?
>>152969109
Lvl 9 req
>>152969552
Salut
>>152969686
source?
>>152969674
McCreeAnon I've missed you so much!
>>152969834
>tfw I got AmeriCree on the last few days
>>152969871
But you're putting in more milk than you need!! It's so wasteful!
>discussion about Zarya pegging Junkrat a few threads back
>go to sleep after that thread
>dream that I'm both Zarya and Junkrat in that situation
>get to feel everything for both
>feels fucking amazing, better than any sex I've had irl
>about to cum
>woken up by fat black flatmate shaking her ugly ass to shitty music
>>152969454
it's a made up language that is basically japanese
>>152969552
Bonjour
name one fun thing about fighting mccree or roadhog
>>152969406
>- She primarily needs to feel more like an actual support. Her shields now, instead of simply giving +25 shields, turn half of the character's base health and armor into shields. This essentially turns her into an AoE healer, but differentiates from Lucio by not requiring LoS, proximity, or even being alive. This is balanced by the fact that only half the health can be regenerated after not taking any damage for 3 seconds and at an average pace. This combos well with characters that have base armor (Bastion, Winston, Rein, D.Va) and is an indirect buff to Torbjorn's Armor Packs, but combos poorly with characters that have base shields (Zen, Zarya, Sym), average for the rest. Not to mention the warnings when her shields break now actually mean something.
No! Bump shields up by 5 or 10 and call it a day.
>- Additionally, for those that think the shields should be a passive and the skill be more active, you could use it to instantly restore all shields you provide your team with a, say, 15sec cooldown (may vary depending on effectiveness) (stacked Symmetras still fully restore everyone's shields, but, as stated earlier, the Symmetras themselves get very little out of it).
No.
>- Replace her dumb shields provided/uptime card with a health regenerated from shields one.
No.
>- Turrets now have 40 HP each. This prevents them from being destroyed from things like stray D.Va/Reaper fire 30m away or a McCree flashbang, but are still easy to take out with a Winston, Junkrat, Pharah and can be individually shot down by most of the cast.
Thanks for making Winston utterly useless against symmetra.
>>152970042
when u hug them
>>152969406
>wanting to fix Symmetra when she has the highest winrate of any class
>>152969886
Don't think so, just on the model most people seem to use.
>>152969909http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/168783#search=Source_Filmmaker%20Widowmaker
>>152969865
S...shad?
>>152969764
>Not wanting to play a rousing game of ling long ping pong to decide who gets to be big spoon
You don't love yourself, anon
>>152969937
Drink it after you are full for vitamins and hydration.
Why pick Hanzo or Genji?
>>152970042
When you reflect McCree's flashbang and bully him
When you deflect Roadhog's hook and bully him
>>152970020
>doesn't say sacre bleu
Bullshit.
>>152969406
>Converting Armor into Shields
Pretty sure that makes the Armor useless. Armor and Shields operate much differently.
I like the idea of making the Shields a passive and her E just instantly replenishing them, but if it's a passive it needs to stay at +25.
>>152968705
It's only for placements you fucking moron. You were stuck in some shitter rank last season because you were bad as fuck. That hasn't changed.
>>152969472
Keeping boys that cute all to yourself is pretty rude 2bh
>>152969541
They can lie and say it was corruption in Overwatch, we all know it was just fallout from their breakup.
>>152970042
if they fuck up their free instakill you feel like you won the lottery.
>>152970042
roadhog v mccree is entirely fun
>>152970182
You can deflect hook? Can Boulevardboar hook himself? I imagine the game would crash
>>152970042
Cockblocking pig's paint with Ana's grenade
>>152969826
>keep the spies in tf2
>>152970267
You can deflect it, not reflect it.
>3min quick play queue.
>dont fall for the high mmr meme
>>152969541
>>152970239
FROM BEHIND!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbVnnCOJ1RQ
>>152969674
I love you Mccree anon. I hope you get POTGs and all the skins you want for the rest of your life.
>>152970281
Are you seriously angry about Spy, the worst class in TF2?
>>152970391
I don't like spies, that's why I said keep it in tf2
goooood I really don't want sombra to be introduced
>>152970267
>streetswine hooks himself
>turns into a graviton surge
What do you guys think of my hog? I might make a pig pen variant because it's my favorite skin. Anybody know a good background or leave it as it is?
>People still think Sombra is a character
lol
>>152970391
>He doesn't play spy like mcree
>>152970121
I believe her winrate is skewed because teams either hold the 1st point with her and win, or they don't so people mostly switch out and only receive half of a loss for Sym.
>>152970224
Sheilds retain armor damage reduction property if on top of it. Unless I've been lied to this whole time.
>>152970208
Yeah, she's not some old dude.
Taimou's widowmaker is insane
>>152968705
>play with a gurl
>known her forever from WoW
>she only plays Mercy and Lucio, not Zen since "aiming is too annoying"
>frequently does stupid shit like a one-man DPS res in the middle of 5 enemies, dies all the time, is hesitant to even bother healing people who aren't part of our group
>she's fully aware of how bad she is but none of us particularly care
>do placement matches
>6-4, so so results
>three of us get calibrated at 55
>including me, pulling golds every single game as Soldier/Reaper
>she's 61
explain this healsluts
so in the defend the objective game mode where you have to defend for like 8 minutes and all you can do as defenders is to kill the attackers over and over again isn't that kinda lame
>>152970042
Shielding from mcrees flashbang+revolver combo, getting free 50 charge
Shielding roadhogs hook+scrapgun, getting free 80 charge
Zarya is truly patrician
>>152970493
He's pretty cool, anon!
>>152970281
>>152970391
>>152969826
We don't need stealth heroes anyway.
Stealth is what CROUCHING is for!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHRBsEpV3s
>>152970498
>People still think D.Va isnt trash
>>152970229
There's always one.
webm settings test please ignore the spicspeak thanks
>>152970504
You can't because spy actually has recoil unlike the retarded cowboy
>>152970529
Truly out of this world and almost mechanical
why haven't they fixed anubis yet
>>152970612
The ability to eat ults like doritos is pretty appealing
>>152970493
Make a version with the gas mask lenses. And if you feel like it, put the letters on the hook studs.
As for backgrounds: the Sydney Opera House
>>152970529
>taimbot
Wow a lot of skill there.
>>152970531
>playing with girls
>>152970450
Butthurt Sniper player spotted
>leave game
>queue
>back in the same game
>leave again
>queue
>back in the same game
you'd think there are other games out there but i guess not
>>152970720
He plays widowmaker like mccree/hanzo instead of long range camping. Really cool.
>>152970612
she's perfect
>tfw LITERALLY the only way to carry an otherwise-losing team is to play roadhog, and be tank, healer, and dps
i just want to play my fucking gengu and WIN; i can kill half the enemy team, but if mine doesn't push, then that's that, and i might as well have been picking my nose instead of picking enemy squishies
>>152970791
Sorry, I change classes depending on the situation, but I main soldier, if i had to pick!
Surprising cause I main lucio in OW for some reason.
10/10 meme'd well my friend
>>152970531
lmao you got carried by a girl
>>152969826
It's Blizzard, it will be way more cringey than that. There will be a host who says Sombra's name incorrectly and calls her "Sombrero" throughout the whole thing
>>152969859
>No Zen
You're fine.
You counter bastion too, it's easy, don't be a pussy.
>>152970231
He's mine I earnt him.
Go find yourself some washed up uggo or hon or something
>>152970493
>when you've compiled a large collection of roadhog pachas
>>152970531
I went 20/6 as lucio and healed 7400 points. Playing against level 78~ while being level 10. Pretty sure people just suck at healing and dpsing. It's easy as heck.
>>152970531
>play with girl
>we're losing
>no one will group up and goes in to die one by one
>starts begging on the mic for us to work together
>they actually do it
Why does this work every time?
>>152970932
I don't counter bastion, as soon as he sees 1 rocket coming he just bails out of there
Pharah counters only shitter bastions who never move and try to outheal her rockets
>>152970531
Blizzard probably won't change anything and will just tell them that it's changed.
It's all in these retards heads, they are fucking bad and can't accept it. Blizzard knows this, that's why it took them so long to respond, they were thinking of a way to deal with these shitty redditors.
>>152970531
You and your friends are clearly worst at this game but is always easier to see the straw in the other eye
Female BR hero when?
>>152970574
Many Thanks!
>>152970694
Yes, I was gonna do both. I thought the eyes fit the meme though. Here you go.
>>152970959
We need more hog memes!
>>152969118
I'm right there with you, but he's only in the lead by an hour or so. With Ana & post-buff Zen, most people are willing to off-heal at least. If I'm particularly ornery, I'll take a self-healer and let the others squirm.
>>152971127
Now he just looks sad
Is 69% win rate with Lucio remarkable?
Should personal performance have no impact on the amount of rank gained? Leddit seems to think so
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4zn4cw/kaplan_confirms_mercylucio_placing_too_low_in/
>>152970612
D.Va isn't trash. That's just a meme spread around by D.Va mains to get her more buffs.
She can absorb almost every offense ult on command. If a D.Va is around you can pretty much never use your ult, which can be extremely detrimental in a game, because even if you time it well or are in a good position the D.Va will always be ready to absorb it. This is why the Defense Matrix nerf was 100% justified, D.Va main tears aside.
Not only that, but her Defense Matrix is ridiculously good as a barrier too. It doesn't die immediately to Junkrat or Bastion hits like Reinhardt's and she can protect herself much easier with it while still doing damage to people.
Her damage is also still better than Winston's, the claim that her DPS is the worst is just more D.Va main propaganda.
Having a second life is also very good for contesting points, and it allows her to get away from situations much easier than the other tanks, especially when combined with infinite matrix and flying.
Speaking of flying, it allows her to be a giant pest, bum rushing into people to kill them, an extremely annoying event.
Her ult isn't even that bad anymore when used in the right situations, plus it gives her a free suit when the first dies.
D.Va is pretty much up there with Zarya in terms of usefulness.
Webm is just to make fun of the average D.Va player because they all behave like total faggots.
Genji should have 150 hp.
>>152970139
THAT IS NOT HIS SKIN COLOUR REEEEEEEE
but yes I seriously fucking edited this, because I NEED THAT DELICIOUS MEXICAN TAN SKIN
>>152971209
>1.4
>tfw you will never be married to tracer
>you will never get cucked by winston
>you win never watch winston ram his big white banana into tracers mouth
>you will never hear tracer wanting more of the peanut butter
>>152971182
Well roadhog does have emotions.
But yea, my thoughts when deciding to draw it without the lenses. :(
>>152971235
But after he was reaperfied his skin went ashy gray
>>152971235
That pale skin is what he looks like now. You can see it on his upper arms.
>>152971127
I love the fat pig man! His voice is so comforting. I would love to fall asleep while he talks to me.
(don't have many pictures of him though)
how do i play the exploding meme robot suit trick?
>>152971334
>>152971376
that is so gross, but yeah, fuck you're right
goddamnit, there go my dreams
>>152971209
She is useless against the strongest offense ult, Genji.
Can I get some more silly hanzo pics, friends?
What is your dream skin for your favorite hero?
>tfw we'll never get a TTGL skin for Pharrah
>>152971127
So is there really nothing we can do to speed up Sombra's arg download thingy? I feel like there's something we should be doing, there's no way Blizzard is that fucking dumb as to make us sit around doing nothing.
It was at 5% yesterday and it still is as of this very moment and shit sucks.
>>152971235
Holy fucking shit lmao
I could never even have imagined in my wildest dreams that someday somebody would do this.did you at least edit the original?
>>152971482
>>152971482
>>152971224
Could you imagine a world where McCree kills Genji with a clean hs?
ded character.
>>152971334
Is his skin actually still white in the game? To me it looks like his whole body is covered right now but if you look at the very first trailer it was pale white. I am playing with low graphics though so I can't really see if a part of his skin still shows.
>>152971537
I don't know if I should now, I was wrong about his skin actually being that colour
fuuuuck
>>152968863
Fuck Zarya
Marry Pharah
Kill Winston
EZ
>>152971495
We already have the Gurren Lagann for Rein
>tfw no Pudge skin for Roadhog
Also
>wake up
>5%
>>152970650
>That one looks legit
>That one looks legit
>oh
>OH
>>152971602
Do it, anon! And if you do, send it to me.
Never let your fantasies stay fantasies!
They need to buff Zen's harmony orb to a high hps, nerf tranqs hps by like half and make it's ult charge less, we need more reliable healing in this game so that it's viable to have a single healer comp since MMR fucks them anyway and no one wants to do the job.
>>152971495
Everyone in suits / tuxedos.
Characters in armor are just painted to look like a suit.
>>152971589
Yeah it is. I was wrong.
tan skin is still cuter IMHO
Really enjoying playing against mei and symmetra and winston as the 70 odd percent of the cast that has no way to disengage at all.
When?
>>152971475
That's hardly a point against her since most classes are. Although after its nerf it's debatable whether or not it's the strongest.
That matters even less when she can counter Soldier's, Roadhog's, Reaper's, Pharah's, Zarya's, Mei's, Tracer's, McCree's, Bastion's,and sometimes Hanzo's any time she wants.
>>152969121
polska!
>>152971767
Well can always use the origin skin for that
>invited to a group
>panic and leave
>>152971495
Genderswap skins
Varia suit for pharah
Various mecha skins for dva
>>152971767
Wtf Reaper has gone full michael jackson.
Was going through the ''World Cup'' shit Blizzard's pulling off and found this in the rules
What the fuck is this shit lmao
>>152971875
das wacis
>>152971767
He's obviously pale because he's FUCKING DEAD.
>still 5%
Has everyone just stopped caring at this point?
>>152971875
i don't get it
>>152971059
>I don't counter bastion
As Pharah. Yes you do.
If you make him bail and move from his entrenched location that is good for your team. You can also use some of your tons of mobility to hunt him down by the way.
>>152971495
tfw no casual/out of armour Pharah skin of any kind
>>152971850
>Mercy begins damage boosting you
>Miss the next 3 shots you take
It's not usually like this Mercy, honest...
>>152970264
>mccree against hog
>oh god oh god please don't get the hook
>hog vs mccree
>stop shooting my giant head, you're going to force me to heal
>>152971875
>he thought the Olympics weren't rigged
I noticed that the eye had a slight discoloration. Here's the final edited version. Use it to your hearts desires /owg/. I made it for you guys to enjoy.
>>152971958
like why are there free passes here
for shit like brazil or korea
>>152971875
>European teams beating the shit out of american teams lately
>USA still get to go in without anything
Sometimes I forget that americunts think the world revolves around them
>>152971930
TIL white people are all dead.
is pharah good?
>>152971850
>Accidently invite someone instead of checking their career profile
>Close my account
>move to another server with new account
>>152972025
because the whole point is that there are teams from all their major markets?
>>152971959
Nice
>>152971783
>stealthy delicious brown evil superhacker
How can Blizzard fuck up a combination this perfect?
Been out of the loop for a little bit.
I know Mercy got buffed and Zen's discord got nerfed.
What happened after that? Anons are crying about Lucio. Did he get nerfed?
Did they buff Widow's grapple hook yet? Really, that's all that's keeping her from being even more perfect than she already is.
>>152971529
>there's no way Blizzard is that fucking dumb as to make us sit around doing nothing.
The last message we got literally said we'd have to wait for more shit to happen. Enjoy not hearing anything about Sombra until Blizzcon.
>>152972075
>All major markets
>Not a single European country
>>152971972
lol mccree isn't like soldier with damage over time poke damage. Roadhog outright dies to mccree before he can react.
>>152971961
Well yea they do move usually but chasing doesn't go as well, as it requires to go above their whole team
Ill probably play her till im completely emotionally dead
>>152972025
Because it's a world cup. And it's literally $0 price pool.
>>152970531
Playing with a "gurl" that's where you goofed.
>>152972170
Oh don't worry, EU just has to qualify! It doesn't matter the top 2 teams in the last tournament were both from EU
>>152969406
Or the turrets can stay at 1 HP each but Symm can hold up to 10 turrets and the turret cooldown is 5 sec each.
Also please make her have some kind of power that can make her place teleporter pad without having to leave her current spot, or give her increased movement speed whenever she's ready to deploy her teleporter.
>>152972117
Lucio's speed boost is now a 70% speed increase rather than 100%. Something had to be done but the new speed feels sluggishthe other supports should have been buffed to compete rather than nerf him imo
>>152972170
it's a given that eu teams will qualify though
>>152971127
Nicely done.
RATE ME AS A HUMAN BEING
>>152972257
Hold on, I thought this has a prize pool?
All the players get $3000 for participation and around $2500 worth of traveling and other shit, but that's all you get for essentially being a part of a huge OW ad?
>>152972361
prety gud
>>152970650
>tfw these kind of plays are normal for me as long as I'm not getting shot at.
>tfw only mid 40s rank
>>152970720
If you think he's using an aimbot, you must be terrible at aiming, fampai. This game has massive hitboxes, almost impossible to miss. It's harder to stay alive as Widow than it is to point and shoot.
do you show up under social in OW if you set your bnet status to away?
>>152971495
Warhammer 40k skins:
-Mini Warhound Titan skin for D.VA
-Pharah Eldar Swooping Hawk
-Reinhardt in Terminator armor with a Thunder Hammer
-Roadhog Ork Warboss
-Roadhog Chaos Obliterator
-Junkrat Lesser Demon of Chaos with warp grenades/mines
-Genji Harlequin
-Genji Dark Eldar Wych (pref genderswapped)
I could probably think of more
>>152972448
yes
Surprised this took as long as it did to manifest.
>>152972448
You'd show up as away, probably.
>>152972361
Jeez! What a healslut.
>>152972038
kek
>>152972180
Assuming a perfect 2 headshots per second, McCree would take 2.5 seconds to kill hog.
Assuming the pighog can aim nearby somebody, his hook will kill right away.
>600 hp dies before can react
That's the real lol
It's not still 5% is it............
>>152972273
Sweden vs. South Korea final. REMINDER THAT ENVYUS DA BEST TEAM IN NA IS 5/6 EU REMINDER THAT SUREFOUR IS CANADIAN. REMINDER THAT USA WILL GET KEKED AGAIN
>>152972376
Blizzard always does this with the first 'world event'. Like how Artosis was the first hearthstone champion and won $0 (and a small cup)
>>152972361
>never played the best Tank and best girl in overwatch
you're not even human to me
>>152972567
It is.
>>152972239
>Ill probably play her till im completely emotionally dead
I know that feeling senpai, this patch has been brutal to player her on.
Try using conc blast off walls to get yourself out of the open faster when chasing in the air (ofc you need to be near a wall for this to work)
>>152972051
Live: Not so much
PTR: Yeah
Zen nerf is great for her
>>152971209
>>152972180
Mcree is at an advantage long range, anything closer you have to hope roadhogs hook is on cooldown
>>152972556
Watch any pro stream. Roadhog is food for mccree because mccree outrang him even moreso with and rarely picked in competitive for a reason
>>152972282
I'm ok with this. Mercy is annoying to fight against when she's rezzing all my hard work, but at least she's cute to look at, so I can forgive her. Lucio is just annoying, no sex appeal, and he bunny hops around like a little shit which makes him hard to snipe if he knows I'm targeting him.
>>152972625
Yeah I use conc to launch myself everywhere, one thing that triggers me is that it doesn't work in the very spawn when enemies are almost at the very finish
My favourite meme spot is defending on hanamura, you can go to the room on the left, to the stairs and rocket jump up and rain rockets just at the large gate. You can't fly over the wall though, game wont allow it.
Funny to see some desperate genjis trying to climb over
What if Symmetra, after shielding an ally, can click on them again and give them a 15% speedboost for 15 seconds?
Lucio wouldn't have the speed boost monopoly anymore.
>>152972695
So we're not talking the large group of regular people who play the game, but the top tier professional scenarios where piglogs lumber around in plain view at the end of hallways.
>>152972894
Pro meta is all that matters when it comes to balance because they are the only players that play near to full potential of the heroes.
>>152972491
damn it I wanna hide from them like an aspie
>>152972625
>>152972051
>PTR Yeah
Haha pharah is shit still, she now has to worry about getting instagibbed out the sky by hanzo
Daily reminder that if you say any character after Genji on this chart needs to be nerfed, you are a shitter.
>>152972978
Makes you consider why they let Genji's innate quad jump or lengthy ult fly for so long.
>>152972471
-Pharah Dark Eldar Scourge
-Imperial Ogron Zarya
-Zenyatta Necron Lord
-Ana Inquisition Sniper (forget what they're called)
-Widowmaker Tau Pathfinder (blueberry skin)
-Torbjorn Ork Big Mek
god damn, what the fuck is it about spacebar-spamming lucios? they're honestly harder to hit than genjis
>>152972282
>the new speed feels sluggish
70% more speed than anyone else can give to an entire team at once and Lucio fags still complain. He will continue to have 100% pickrate.
>>152973076
Genji wasn't picked all that much in the pharah/mercy meta
>>152973043
Frankly, if you think Winston needs nerfed you're a mega-shitter or exclusively playing Genji (in which case you're a shitter even if you're a god-tier Genji).
>>152973043
Honestly all the problems in OW would be fixed if Lucio was just nerfed into the ground where he fucking belongs. Most broken, boring and sadly NECESSARY hero in the game, Lucio practically plays himself and adds absolutely nothing fun to the game.
>>152972282
I agree, and they should've left zen alone if they made the others better.
>>152973140
I never claimed anyone needed a nerf, I was merely making a comment about the stupidity of wanting classes who are never played to be nerfed, after seeing people ITT wanting just that. Stop projecting.
>>152973140
LOL reddit thinks he needs to be buffed because he is bad!d.va. WAIFUFAGGOTRY IS CANCER
>>152973043
>s75 is not often played
I thought he'd be super popular, if a team has someone who can really play as him, he'll get always the most kills and literally carries the team to the win
Remember when Bastion had that front facing shield? Do you think that could return without it being OP in QP and such?
>>152973321
McCree is superior to him in every way after they nerfed his accuracy. There's no reason to play him over McCree when in pro play you already have two healers. Maybe it will change after the PTR update comes out, since they made an attempt to fix him, but even then McCree will still be overall better.
>>152973321
After his nerfs to his reticule spread he is a straight up worse McCree in comp play where you need to hit long range accurate shots consistently
>Every game has a handful of ranked 500s in
>Everyone autistically mains one character
Please put me back in the casual pool, it was cosy there.
>>152973321
Recoil nerf killed his viability, should be back in action once PTR changes go live.
>>152973390
it was a damn buff if you play him correctly and not like an m1 holding tard
>>152973468
Uh... how is his weapon spread recovering more slowly a buff? Retard
>>152973468
>made his spread bigger and his accuracy return slower
>somehow a buff in any way
You're retarded
>>152973027
pls, us Pharah mains need some hope
I hate this jumping around meme
>>152973468
He was extremely good pre-nerf because of burst firing, idiot. Now that his spread reset is absolute trash it's actually better to hold m1 post-nerf
>Omar Rodriguez-Lopez album dropped today
>track 10 - Araña El la Sombra
He knows.
>>152973379
Wait what
Bastion had a shield once?
>>152973582
>Symmetra is so braindead to play you can just jump around on a point holding M1 and lock-on kill people with your eyes closed
>>152973690
I believe it was only briefly in beta or something. It's in some of the videos Blizzard posted.
>>152973690
In beta. It was horrendous.
>>152973660
sorry I just assumed you were talking about him in PTR since that's how he'll be soon enough
>>152968863
>Fuck Dva
>Kill Zarya
>Marry Mercy
>>152973690
in the beta, yes
>>152973690
Yeah, that's why they made his weak point on his back, but they took away the shield and left the weak point
gg blizzard
>>152973771
Elaborate.
Why does Rein have a higher pick rate on defense than offense?
Have you guys had the MOLTEN CORE yet? https://www.tacobell.com/food/burritos/spicy-cheesy-core-burrito
>>152973768
>>152973771
>>152973796
>>152973816
Wow
What other things were different for the characters in beta?
Holy fuck I just tuned into MoonMoons stream and had to turn it off after five minutes. Is there a more read it streamer out there?
>>152973286
Winston isn't that great. The only reason he's picked so often right now is because with a Zarya bubble and a team calling out low health targets he can leap in and finish them off easily. But he isn't actually strong enough to counter what he's supposed to counter aside from Widowmaker, who is also pretty shit.
>>152973829
imagine bastion now, but you can only hit him from the back
>>152973690
>people on reddit complaining that comp ranking shouldn't take personal performance into account
>>152968705
>>officially confirmed lucio and mercy mains have been shafted on MMR since the start
[Citation needed]
Not doubting you cause I play a lot of support and have noticed this. I just want to see the "official source"
>>152973904
Genji's dash dealt poison damage after it hit someone and he had overall more damage but he only had 150 health
D.Va had to be nerfed excessively because in the beta she was an unstoppable monster, don't remember why though
Zen was also a lot better and iirc his orbs didn't disappear with LoS
>>152973216
>Waaaaah stop having interesting mechanics!
All they need to do is make it so that supports other than him have access to speed boosts, but make him the BEST speed booster.
How supports SHOULD work:
>Lucio is best at harassing, contesting, and being a nuisance while helping his team. Is the best at providing pressure via speed boosts and giving mobility to his team. Mediocre but workable healing.
>Mercy is best at extending fights and keeping players in the fight. Should be the best at single-target healing, and has mobility to help her give this faster. Decent but functional damage boost.
>Symmetra doesn't excel at anything except locking down small areas (which helps her protect her teleporter). Honestly not a good support in concept and feels like a bunch of random tools glued together into a single attempt at a toolkit.
>Zenyatta is best at being aggressive and helping allies push against choke points and meat gates. Decent healing, a party-wide damage boost that rewards coordination, and an ultimate that locks out enemy pressure.
>Ana should be best at providing low-risk long-distance support. Grenade helps her heal herself, Sleep dart gives her a chance to escape, and rifle lets her keep her distance from a larger fight. Kit implementation problems make her more likely to end up on the frontline currently, though. Should have second-best single-target healing.
>>152973990
Oh my god that's almost as big as Reinhardt's shield
What were they thinking
>>152973990
what were they thinking
>>152973873
More like Molten Colon.
>>152974154
kek
>>152974074
>>152974116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP-r6rzIWtI
>>152973904
Hanzo's scatter arrows could headshot at one point so imagine that if it wasn't bad enough already.
>>152974031
I'm curious about what made D.Va op.
>>152974073
>Zenyatta is best at being aggressive and helping allies push against choke points and meat gates.
This cannot be accomplished without giving him a better speed boost than Lucio. Lucio's speed boost is what gets a team pushing past chokes.
>>152974009
Plebs, the lot of them.
>>152974009
>guy not doing shit the whole game
>get carried by the team
>m-my personal performance shouldn't count
Yeah, that sounds really fair
>>152974207
Lucio pushes by the choke point by being fast as shit and being harder to track.
Zenyatta pushes by the choke point by taking it apart and destroying it.
>>152973873
I'm ready to unleash the molten core.
>tfw afk at beginning of match as lucio
>everyone bitching about losing the first point
>continues to stagger in
>stand still pressing regroup
>people still go in solo
>"why the fuck didnt you tell us to regroup then"
O K
we still won, but we lost one match and everyone loses their shit.
Symmetra, Junkrat, Zarya andanother Pharahare the only heroes who can't easily shoot down Pharah. Everyone else hard counters her.
>>152973829
You pretty much couldn't break his shield and had to flank him. However he could only turn 90 degree s and deployed sentry mode slower. So bastion players often plopped down in a corner, realized they could not turn far enough to the intended point, stood back up and deployed again a bunch of times.
>>152974279
Please stop talking about things you do not understand. Unless Zenyatta's discord orb starts deleting people from a match he will not be better for pushing past chokes than Lucio.
>>152974074
>>152974116
Since that version of Bastion couldn't fully turn, they were thinking that the way to defeat Bastion was through flanking and better positioning.
>>152973582
> I can't aim for shit
If you are not in console you have no excuse
>>152974437
Then the Rein/Mercy crap happened
>playing ana
>retards keep walking in front of you
every time
>>152973908
Just watch Star, he's pretty much /ourguy/
>>152974365
Junkrat can easily reach a Pharah with his mine, though I agree it isn't as easy as just spraying her as 76
>>152973043
>Mercy and Pharah that low
What the hell happened in the last 3 week?
>>152974073
Nope nope nope.
Speed boost makes defense heroes useless and gives attackers 85% winrate.
>>152974365
Yeah, she needs 250 health50 of which is armorto be balanced :^)
>>152974550
McRee's retarded range happened.
>so we have a high DPS anti-flanker, what range should he be viable at?
>about as much as 76? Yeah, sounds good!
>>152974436
Alright, then what do you feel Zenyatta's role is in a balanced state? It's clear that his damage boost is meant to be the reason to pick him over any other support. He's good at taking out solo threats, but he can also tear down sections of the enemy placements to open up a path for less-mobile heroes.
>>152974550
Everybody else got buffed and can now, for the most part, outclass them.
>>152972025
They said there was issues getting qualifiers up. It's an exhibition anyway don't expect much. The picks include lv40 streamers for god's sake.
>>152974198
Pharah's rockets also could headshot in an early build
>>152974550
Zen happened.
Reminder: REMOVE OMNIC
Fuck Genji
Marry Mei
Kill Junkrat
>play bastion and zenyatta exclusively
>one is top pick in comp, other is bottom
We need morevariety in robots
how do I into hanzo?
>Quickplay Hollywood
>Defense
>Stomp the shit out of them, they don't even get a chance for OT
>Attack
>Can't breach to the goal because of double D. Va horseshit and a Tracer autist
>Yet the game will record both wins and losses as equals
They really should do what they do in competitive and make it so you play the set and whoever does the best wins the map.
It boils my fucking blood knowing we outperformed them 100% in every way and they're still allowed to break even.
>>152974760
You don't
>>152971783
15 minutes
>>152974760
Shoot in their direction, let auto aim aim for you.
>>152974694
And apparently their first version of S76's ult would get headshots instead of body shots so imagine that
>>152972098
probably gonna be a trans
>>152974769
>we outperformed them 100% in every way
No you didnt, you lost
>>152974769
>take double Zarya
>D.VAs suck cock now
Also, it's just a QP bro. Your wins and loses in QP don't mean shit.
>>152974894
jesus please don't scare me like that
>>152974769
Play Zarya, Rein, Genjo.
Solved your DVa problems.
Winston, Symettra, and Reaper solve your tracer problems.
Hell, Road, and McCree are great if you're having trouble pinning them down
>>152974760
Spam arrows at chokepoints and hit the squishie lottery. Use E just at people's feet to fuck them up.
>>152974939
>Also, it's just a QP bro.
Every time I hear this I want to fucking kill myself.
>>152974894
Sombra will be a goth lolita.
>>152974760
just shoot arrows man
>>152973043
>Zarya is used almost 100%
>blizztard thinks she's balanced
>D.va is picked 25%
>nope she OP and needs a nerf
ok
>>152974760
Spam arrows in the direction of someone, wait for bullshit hitboxes to nail you a headshot
Nerf Russian Bitch Cunt When
>>152974995
Then stop playing quickplay, go play something else until competitive comes back.
Until then, i'll be that guy who refuses to switch off hanzo, with 50 Luck Dragons coming out of my ass
>>152974995
>taking qp seriously when every game is complete shitfest of idiotic ""funny"" comps and leaving and backfill
I'll start treating qp like this is a game with objectives and win conditions when all the qp shitters start doing so.
>It's high noon
>Lucio speed boosts you, you swing around their cover and delete them
Why will Mercucks NEVER be as cool as Lucibros?
>>152975085
let's be real here anon. they're buffing mei. anything good that could come from balance patches, the opposite will happen.
>No Summer Games skins.
>No competitive.
So why are we playing this game?
>>152975176
Because they're too busy playing that dumbass healslut game rather than helping their team.
>>152975176
speed boost will be nerfed soon
>>152975039
SIMPLE GEOMETRY
>>152975085
>>152975054
wow it's almost like pick rates have nothing to do with good balance
>>152973451
Unless they literally remove the spread mechanic, McCree will always be better in pro play. Burst damage kills people dead instead of feeding their healer's ult bar. With 100% accuracy and ignoring burst fire, S76 has only 20% higher DPS than cowboy. And in that case, Reaper has much higher DPS than either
>>152975245
because itsF U N
>playing ana
>nanoboost tank
>they stay back
I hate this hero
>>152975120
Quickplay was less cancerous before ranked stopped. I just want to enjoy myself like that again instead of it being full of grievers and shit. Personally I don't care if you're not 100% good with your hero, but don't be a fucking dick.
The dicks are generally the people that need to say the sentence anyway.
>>152975157
That's some retarded ass logic.
>>152975224
at least mei's underpicked and the buff won't break her imo
>>152975245
We aren't.
Do you guys remember the days when Zenyatta and D.va were considered trash?
>>152971058
>talking to a girl
>not just dropping group immediately
>>152975294
If they do this to me I just stop healing them
>>152974894
>Inb4 Blizz makes her Chihiro 2.0
>>152975039
Out fucking played.
>>152975374
Yeah, it was the time when Pharah was viable
I miss those times
>>152975374
Better days desu
>can barely tank
>lets nerf her shield
>>152973690
100% sure people thought it was OP only because they hadn't figured out how to play against him yet, and he would be shit even with the shield.
>>152975283
Nigga, did I catch you having fun?
>>152975374
Like it were yesterday
>Zen's too slow! Just go Mercy if you want the damage buff!
>What the fuck are you doing picking DVa? Just play Winston.
>>152975267
Her shield cool downs are fucking brokenly fast, she always has the opportunity to recharge until your team can coordinate ults like pros
>>152975447
The nerf was fair.
>>152974874
Doesn't matter when it's always blocked by Reinhardt or Dorito gremlin anyway.
>>152975447
>getting rid of exploit (tapping the shield)
>bad
>>152975374
I remeber when people thought Zarya was the worst tank
>>152975447
I want to cup those tits in my mouth
>>152975447
I want to punch her stomach.
>mfw trying to play solo queue after season 1 ended
I can't believe competitive mode made such a huge fucking difference, if only in filtering out all the retarded pieces of shit that think funneling one by one into the enemy team is the only way to play and that can't grasp the simple fucking concept of staying on a point to contest it. Jesus fuck season 2 when?
>>152975275
>implying
people pick what's OP and too good at the moment until they finally decide to nerf it to the ground. That's why people ignored 76 and Mercy.
People will switch to Hanzo instead of genji after the patch, mark my words
>>152975447
They wont nerf dva. She's shit at higher levels of play because people work as a team and aren''t easily picked off. Same with roadhog.
Hopefully that pushes people to work as a team so they don't get fuck by them
>>152975436
They should've left Zen supersquish and left his orbs with no fall-off timer, he needed to ult speed boost to be viable tho
>>152975447
>Her tits were like, THIS big!
>>152974995
Then you probably should, because QP stats don't matter.
>>152975481
N-n-no sir!. This game is utter trash what with it's double jumpi'n ninjas and treetrunk-shootin' archers.
And don't get me started on that pink haired monstrosity!
>>152975619
I do not care about the stats, I just like to win. It's why I play.
Are anyone else getting bored with this meta?
> Hanzo buff
> 76 buff
they sure as hell are making it hard to play Pharah
>>152975447
You are not a tank but a flying Reaper with 500 HP.
Guys,how do we buff Mei?
>>152975598
>They wont nerf dva.
they already nerfed her on ptr
even though it's not a big nerf. but still
>>152975039
that last bit tho
Add 50 shields on her
>>152975282
That's exactly why McRee needs his range cut, now that F2H is more viable.
>>152975667
Then wait for season 2. Your wins don't mean shit in QP because people there can be as retarded as its humanly possible.
>>152975675
I'm just tired of Discord bullshit
>>152975653
Mmhm.
Don't let me catch you having fun, or ever mentioning it, anon.
>>152975295
How is it retarded? It's literally the only approach you can take unless you like getting mad at video games.
If you try to win in quick play at the moment it's a fucking 1v11.
Pharah buff when?
>>152975689
>Reaper
reaper can one fucking shot people
D.va just tickles them
>>152975729
they already did dawg. If her right click didn't have a delay she might see more play. Maybe
>>152975729
Playing her on the ptr
>>152975447
They can nerf her how they want, she will still be my #1.
>>152975775
On who anon?!
>Le payload has reached le objective
What did she mean by this?
>>152975525
She's not a tank but a DPS with tons of HP and a support ability.
>>152975921
my dick
>>152975921On you ;)
>>152975675
I'm one of the idiots that would probably prefer the release meta
Heh, that'll learn ya'
>>152975980
>This hero that can stand in the middle of everything and stall for a long time is not what is defined as a 'tank'
Then what is faggot?
>Four minutes to find a game
Am I the only one experiencing this?
>>152975675
considering the """meta""" is 6 of some dumb hero vs 3 hanzos, 2 genjis and you, yeah I am fucking sick of it.
I AM ENTERING THE OBJECTIVE, TRY AND STO-AUUUUUUGHGHGH
Wooahah... easy there.
>>152976135
teach me the secret of just not being shot at
>>152976212
The point is mine, property of Roadhog.
>we need a healer
>someone pick Symmetra
>>152976150D E D G A M E R I P
>>152976351
who's he?
>>152976150
Nope, the game is dying quickly. And you want to know why?
Because it's got too much negative stigma, nobody besides the general Blizzard fanbase likes it, and they will only go so far with a game that has no subscription fees and thus will generate less money.
The game won't last more than a year, you can't spit on a company like Valve or try copying their shit without everything you're doing being thrown in the trash.
>>152976212
Taking the objective! Don't worry, I've got thi-EUGH
>>152976351
I like junker D.Va
>>152976309
Anyone else wanna do their jobs today?
Fuck me they really nailed it with that line
>>152976150
Game is deadYour internet just sounds fucked. On PS4 I on average wait like 30secs to a minute
>>152976427
Stigma about what?
>>152976212
I'M STAKING MY CLAIM ON THE OBJ-HUAAHGH
A Rez should never be POTG. I don't care how important it was they're always the most uninteresting and skill-less thing you could possibly show.
>>152975675
Genji and McCree are both pretty boring to play against, especially when they have a Zenyatta discording everything.
Hell, 2 heals/2tanks/2attack is boring to play in general.
>>152976427
As much as Blizzard's ripped off other companies (Games-Workshop/Valve), they get ripped off of more than anyone else.
>>152976150
Same, what rank did you get in S1 though?
>>152976135
The old German fart and his barn door sized shield. He can't do DPS while standing around with his shield. Shooting his shield doesn't punish you either. Zarya's ability to cast a bubble on someone like Genji or Reaper is broken as fuck. It should disable their weapons for the duration. Still good for saving someone from instagib, but no more invulnerable, CC-immune Genjis or Reapers oneshotting everyone.
>>152976175
Seriously, what's up with this dumb meme? Just had four matches in a row where people wanted to go 6 Hanzos.
>>152975980
lolno
nobody who thinks they need a DPS picks DVa
>>152976434
Love, B.Va
>>152976718
people are sarcastically protesting the log-shooter by forcing people to play against the cancer
>>152976519
Back in my day, We would've had this payload delivered ALREADY!
Guess my main
>>152976434
I bet she smells like shit
>Mercy's ult now works like McCree's in reverse
>she needs eyesight of the spirits
>the longer she maintains eyesight, the more health they come back with
>still get the 2 second grace period
I've just fixed Mercy
>>152976889
Lucio
>>152976889
Reinhardt
>>152976351
>no bodysuit
>short hair
Only classic and kimchi are good.
>>152976519
That payload's not gonna deliver itself. Move it!
ITS FRIDAY
>>152976889
Symmetra
>>152976674
>>152976301
Retard alert
>>152976560
>On PS4
Yeah there's your thing, you're on the only platform that has a "decent" amount of players at the moment. PC and Xbone are fucking barren.
>>152976569
Copying TF2, ripping Valve off, whatever you want to call it. This game got shit on the moment it was revealed and has been shat on ever since. What could have been a new evolution or just a new entry in arena shooters has already been shot down for being too similar to one from about ten years ago.
Before you try telling me how different it is from TF2 I'm already well aware of it, that's why I own it and play it, but the general audience and people who most likely WOULD try this game and enjoy it and play it will not simply because they feel they already played TF2 ten years ago and still own it if they want to do it again. Overwatch is viewed as one of those shitty Chinese knockoffs but it costs money.
>>152976646
Just how it goes I guess, unfortunate.
>>152976921
You just made her worse anon
>Still 5%
>>152976427
The health of a general is a good indicator of the health of the game.
I think we're good.
>>152977043
That was probably the point.
>>152977040
>This game got shit on the moment it was revealed and has been shat on ever since
So do you get all of your opinions from /v/ or something?
>>152977067
>The health of a general is a good indicator of the health of the game.
No it's not
>>152977025
Oh right I forgot Zarya's shield made her literally invincible.
>>152976610
>reaper pressing Q
>Genji pressing Q
>skill
>lose point on new map
>hop onto the tower as bastion and rain down upon them
>get ult and just carpet bomb the visible area
>repeat process
>hog cant reach me with hook, genji cant climb the tower all the way
>>152977224
just nerf the cunt ffs
>>152977067
>Katawa shoujo
Post rare Genjis.
>>152977218
The sheer dedication of the furious guy who keeps crying about how the game is dead and won't last a year is a pretty good indicator of the game's health though.
How would you balance Zarya without making her shit?
How often does it take you to find a good game when you solo queue, because this shit is getting fucking ridiculous.
>>152977336
>>152977285
Both of those can be countered and against good players can't just be thrown out at random. Rez is literally just "fuck my team lost the fight, possibly from a great play of one of my opponents, I'll suicide into my team now."
>>152977441
No changes.
>past 5 games have been "stop the weeb from leftclicking your team: the gamemode"
Is Eichenwald on the PTR Comp? I haven't had it yet
post yfw still at 5%
>>152977040
>PC version
>dead
This isnt Battleborne
I think you're wrong about TF2 fags.
Overwatch attracts people from other genres and people who never play FPS'.
That's why people call it "Babby's first FPS".
Then again, this is all probably bait
What's the player count in OW nowadays? 4/5 times lately I join games in progress. That's no fun.
>>152977040
Actually, most of the longtime TF2 players I know (including myself) have switched to Overwatch because Valve has been shitting the bed on TF2 since the Tough Break update. Overwatch is a pretty fun casual game, doesn't try to clog up your inventory with jewcrates, and brings new dynamics to gameplay. Who cares if it's a little unbalanced? So is TF2.
>>152977534
>Monkey is still on Zarya life support and will NEVER EVER be buffed so he's good on his own
>>152977441
-personal shield only mitigates 75% not invincible
-1-2 sec longer cd
-shorter cd on team shield
>absoultely stomp the enemy team 3-0
>suddenly feel the urge to get gangbanged by my team
why do i feel like such a dirty slut ahhhh~
>>152977067
Not really, Space Station 13 has maybe 1,000 players max and their general runs pretty well, that's because they have a dedicated little fanbase, that doesn't mean the game is large or active. If Overwatch only had 1,000 players it'd be literally dead.
>>152977164
Nah, but /v/'s opinions spread easily, and even then aren't exclusive to /v/. Try finding gaming forums or sites that aren't dedicated to Overwatch or talk about it, you'll find most people bash the game or say they aren't interested because TF2 already did it long ago and is free.
Just saying that's how the game is viewed by the general consumer, and why within a years time it'll be done.
>>152972427
It's not about the play, it's about him snapping to an invincible play twice, despite trying to pull away
>>152977619
Fuck off, Winston is PERFECTLY BALANCED. Buffs would break him, you're shit if you think otherwise.
>>152977578
i dont even care
>>152977610
>a little unbalanced
Good joke.
>>152977610
TF2 a shit. Glad you have seen the right path with us.
>>152977441
Reduce the range of her death beam and reduce the damage and take away the knockback of her alt-fire
>>152977337
Overwatch isn't dead, however the price tag is what makes it looks like it's dead. Without the poorfag playerbase you're not going to get good queue time at work hours. People often complain about br or russian but they're the one who fill your queue at 10 am.
>>152977578
This kills the hype.
>>152969118
Got 32 hours on Lucio.
Second most played is CRUSADER at 12 hours.
I know how you feel nigga.
>>152977753
So you turn her into a terrible support? Good job.
>>152977526
Yeah, it's crazy how Mercy can't be killed before she comes in for a rez
>>152977680
>Waste of a slot without bubbles supporting your leaps and discorded targets because he's completely incapable of engaging single targets on his own in any situation
I'm sure glad people who disagree with you are all bad because otherwise I would think you're full of shit.
>>152977775
>implying that's not the plan to keep people from being disappointed
>>152977336
I've seen one called saucekay who played genji with the alt of young genji skin.
>>152977894
he's mostly only useful as a rein countertank
I can't play alone anymore. After having a win streak with a premade, the game balances it out by putting me into a team of freeloaders against level 400 MLG pros. After losing many times in a row, it defaults to the forced 50%, putting me into the better team every second game.
>>152977953
This is true. Bliz probably realized they hyped up sombra too much and had to deflate it
>>152977894
>wahhhh why doesn't my flying rape ape tank fucking one-shot the backline when I hop on them? You mean I need my TEAM to HELP me in a TEAM ORIENTED GAME? FUCK THIS SHIT
Thanks for confirming you're shit
>>152977836
>terrible support
>huge health pool
>has shields she can apply to herself and her teammates that negate damage and negative effects
>best Ult in the game
>does fucktons of damage
I just want her to have to fight in the front without gimping her barriers
>>152977713
Relatively speaking, the balance issues in Overwatch aren't nearly as significant as most other games, even exclusively looking at the FPS category. It's got glaring problems (namely in the hitbox department), but even so much as throwing a pack of interns at the problems would fix most of them.
The only real issue is that Blizzard is dedicated to making more of the cast playable than not playable, and does retarded things to make this happen instead of quickly addressing the core problems that make specific heroes less desirable to play in the first place.
>Nobody's playing Hanzo since we made the hitboxes not shit.
>Revert the projectile change and give him a buff. That'll get their attention.
Even assuming that this is a holdover until they can actually fix the problem, it's still frustrating to watch, especially when they don't SAY it's just a band-aid solution even when it's obvious.
>>152977441
Projected Shield no longer stops effects like Rein's charge or Roadhog's hook, only gives targets the temporary HP of the shield
There, fixed
>>152977680
>Winston is PERFECTLY BALANCED
Post potg courtesy of a Mercy rez.
>>152978079
You mean like she has to already?
Her damage is fine. The small knockback on her balls are fine. Her range is already short.
They should buff D.va pistol so it does as much damage as mcree.
Playing Zen against Zarya is pure suffering
>get invited by a girl to group up
>its actually an omnic
>>152977578
>>152977441
Shield now disables weapons and other offensive abilities until it expires.
>>152978224
out fucking skilled
>>152977582
This isn't battleborn but it probably will be in a years time.
>I think you're wrong about TF2 fags.
I'm not, even now people are shitting this game, calling it a TF2 ripoff, and with the upcoming "death battle" between Tracer and Scout (Scout will win fyi because they just give the win to whatever generates more views) it's just a bunch of shit about how Overwatch is failing in comparison to TF2. Whether it's true or not doesn't matter, that's how the consumers see it.
>Overwatch attracts people from other genres and people who never play FPS'.
That's why it's midly popular on PS4, because they will buy literally anything that has any kind of hype behind it, something Blizzard is good at. They move on fast though and when something else inevitably comes along there goes the console market. Then all Blizzard has left is PC and they already hate the game because they copied "Our lord and savior Valve".
>>152977610
It is, but most TF2 players are still playing TF2.
>>152978218
I wouldn't say he's perfectly balanced, but you can't buff his damage or his survivability without shitting up the game. You can't nerf either without making him awful.
>>152978224
Damn son.
>yfw you realize that nothing would have gone wrong with Overwatch if Reyes had been made Strike Commander and Jack was his number two
>>152978225
>charged beam
>short
That thing has like 25m, and it's pin point accurate.
A good Zarya pokes for charge, they don't actually have to stay in the front like Reinhardt
>>152978046
>Strawman
>Ad hominem
Please stop embarrassing yourself. You may not have a name but you type like an angry child frothing at the mouth and that's shameful.
Winston is far too niche for most of the playerbase to use effectively and he is nearly useless as both a tank and a support pusher. It is absolutely essential for him to be used effectively to be propped up by two very specific classes and even then he's heavily restricted by map type.
Please type a coherent counterargument and stop throwing a fit.
>>152978312
This, but only on her not teammates
>>152978292
It's almost like Zen is supposed to be support.
>>152977285
Imho ultimate's shouldn't receive potg unless you kill the whole team.
>>152978312
This and changing the 200 health + 200 shield to 400 health.
>>152978418
Why? What do you to a bubbled Genji or Reaper who's about to oneshot you? Nothing.
>>152978127
When half of the entire roster is considered worthless in competitive matches the balance is pretty fucking shit, especially when that includes practically every defense hero in the game.
>>152978447
I mean in general, not 1v1
>>152978046
>Flying rape ape
Nigger he does 50 DPS and is the most fragile of all the tanks. He's fucking worthless outside of tournaments because it's really only there when you can leap on discorded targets with a fucking bubble AND ONLY THEN does he become good.
That shit doesn't happen in pubs. So he's shit in pubs. Hell, he's fucking shit in most situations compared to the other generally useful tanks.
Most people will never play a tournament.
>>152968705
what bothers me the most is how they all complain about it when it's totally logical and balanced
> mercy and lucio don't have to aim
> high mobility counters lack of awareness
> ults are practically no brainers
> low effort, low risk, high reward
They should've left it like that. I'm fed up of shitters maining one or two heroes.
>>152978636
>I should be able to win in pub matches as ANY character I want! BALANCE YOUR GAME BLIZZARD IT'S NOT FAIR!
Just stop
>>152978391
So you're saying that because inbred retards like yourself are incapable of working with their teammates in an FPS that rewards cooperation more than solo player skill, a hero that is incredibly powerful when used with other synergistic heroes deserves to be buffed to an even greater level than he already is? Yeah man you sure swayed my opinion, I have to go rethink everything I know about OW now I guess. Also he is hardly restricted by map type, Winston sees play on all maps and gamemodes in tournament and casual level play.
>>152978587
u got a point
>>152978614
3/4ths of the weapons in TF2 are considered garbage. Many classes for a long time had a very specific loadout that you were meant to use and be functional, even in casual play.
By comparison, Overwatch is doing pretty okay for itself.
>tfw timing your charge just right so that it sends a Nanoboosted Reinhardt off a cliff but not you
>>152978378
Nothing would have gone wrong if Blackwatch wasn't a thing.
>>152978826
Nope, TF2 has a far more balanced and diverse meta, hence why it's still so popular.
You can twist the argument however you want, that's just the truth.
>>152978614
When you parrot /owg/'s dumb opinions that they pulled from someone else's flawed """data analysis""" then you're pretty fucking shit.
Please for the love of god try thinking for yourself.
who /bastion/ here
>>152978728
You just acknowledged that he's detrimental in pubs. You just acknowledged that I am correct. You aren't even presenting an argument.
>>152978914
>>152974019
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748606456?page=16#post-308
>>152969121
Lets hope so!
>>152978914
BASTION IS FUN!
>>152978914
>12 losses to 7 wins
>>152971209
>If a D.Va is around you can pretty much never use your ult
Fucking aim it away from her then. It's not hard.
>>152979008
What argument do I need? You're complaining you can't solo the entire enemy team as a tank in a pub match, cry about it dude. Blizzard shouldn't balance the game around you cause you can't play as a team.
>>152978902
This is wrong though?
You play 1 Demo 1 Med 2 Scouts and 2 Soldiers. Sometimes you make niche switches when appropriate.
You play Lucio, Zen, Reinhardt, McCree and then something else as appropriate.
The two games are literally in exactly the same place.
>>152978914
>36% win rate
>26% accuracy
>:11 objective time
>8 deaths
Makes sense
>>152979137
>25m cone on defense matrix
>>152969121
>perfect face
>amazonian body
Fucking perfect, I'm in love. Why the fuck isn't Zarya like this? Fucking Blizz...
>>152979220
Yeah and it's always up and she's always looking at you. Sure ok buddy.
>>152971209
>D.Va is pretty much up there with Zarya in terms of usefulness.
You're retarded, she's fucking useless against anyone that knows what they're doing, which you clearly don't. She had hardly any usage at all in any tournament.
I don't even want her buffed either, she's a piece of shit, but so are you for not being able to handle it.
>people who play into a round, die in the first two minutes, and leave
Leaving early needs to have a harsher penalty, even in quickplay.
>>152978902
That's a flawed comparison. OW has 22 Heroes, but no mechanical customization for those heroes. Every Genji has the exact same kit with the exact same function and the exact same numerical values.
TF2 has dozens of ways to customize a class, with each individual slot usually having a number of options to adjust variables and the function of the class. By this, TF2 has dozens of "characters" for each individual class.
If you're going to compare things in an argument, do it properly or don't involve yourself.
>>152979241
This.
Those fucking meaty muscular thighs.
Wew.
If only they hadn't made Zarya a steroid pumped turbo dyke with dumb hair.
>>152979149
I never even came close to explicitly or implicitly suggesting any of those things. You are -once again- crafting a strawman because you cannot have a rational argument like an adult would. I'm not entirely sure you can even read what I'm saying because you have done this three times now.
My argument is that Winston is bad without a very specific amount of support in a very small subsection of high level play that a fraction of the community takes part in, and that's not a good thing.
>>152978914
>26% acc
I always shoot randomly before it begins, does it affect it
>>152979325
I'm sorry, are you sarcastically saying true things right now?
>Battlenet update
>Introducing Blizzard streaming
>"Oh wow this might be nea-"
nope
ook dude, I am not a saint. I may be nice usually but when I get dirty, I get dirty. Each downvote I got I earned by usually trying my hardest. I got it because I aimed for it. Yeah they are just internet points when it comes to shitposting, but when someone tries their hardest to create something real, some true form of expression, something he takes REAL pride in(Like me and my music/visual art) and he gets downvoted and disliked for it for what I assume to be no good reason what so ever, then I get kinda tilted.
I dont care for being downvoted for shitposting, that's just shits and giggles. But when I get downvoted AND disliked for something I REALLY care for and worked really hard on(not to mention I get no response what so ever as to why), then I am not a happy camper.
>>152979390
Yes you fucking did you lying piece of shit.
tfw gold everything as roadhog
>>152974009
but then there is a conflict of interest, either you play to win or you play for rank. there are many actions you can do in this game that will lead your team to victory, but not all of them are measurable.
There is only one goal, winning.
>>152979368
I too wish this
>30 seconds to find a game
Confirmed dead
>>152978914
>shit kd
not surprised
>>152979426
>Always up and always looking at you
>Tell teammate "Shoot the retard"
>D.va is dead
Wow amazing, what a broken character.
>>152975054
>>Zarya is used almost 100%
Only on KOTH, wtf?
>>152979515
Get it because ha ha funny
>>152974009
It shouldn't though.
>>152978912
If defense heroes are so great why does no one play them in high level matches?
>>152979541
This.
Hold M1
Strafe
D.va is dead
>>152979219
>>152979408
26% accuracy is actually 98th percentile
>>152979390
You were arguing with me you dumb shit, I like how you conveniently stopped replying to me and started replying to that other anon instead. Your argument boils down to the fact that you don't know how or want to work with your team and that a tank hero needs to be able to fly in and solo backliners, which is just incredibly unhealthy for the game. Continue on in your blissful stupidity.
>>152979550
He just doesn't actually know what he's talking about.
>>152979483
>gold healing as roadhog
absolutely cancer
>>152979594
No fuck you, I don't want to be punished if my team is potatoes and it's me who done most of the work for them.
>>152979470
Provide evidence that I stated that I should solo the enemy team by merely picking Winston. You can't do this because you are angrily inferring what you think I'm saying because you don't like my premise.
I would make his bubble a little bit better. I would increase the rate he charges ultimate. This is all I would change.
>>152979649
I didn't even realize there were two people.
>>152979630
That is very sad
>>152979760
you're not a team player. you probably demoralize your team with your bad attitude
>>152978728
>I want characters to not require coordination only see with 4+ hours of practice and team work
So demanding.
>playing as zarya with max charge
>dva tries to use defense matrix
>mfw
>>152979623
They do.
>>152979630
>tfw 40% on everyone57% on genji git gud
>>152979550
She's still the most picked tank though
>>152979797
>game with infinite ammo
>thinking accuracy is going to be high for any players who put a lot of time into the game
Half the cast in this game aren't even about aiming directly at people, they're about spamming projectiles down hallways and chokepoints hoping you get a lucky hit in.
There are people who think Dva's defense matrix nerf is justifiable.
what
>>152979881
It's usually because one of your other teammates is shooting at me and I'm waiting until my flying thing comes off cooldown
>>152977049
Chernobyl much?
>Blizzard Streaming
>>152979934
Attack/Defense games are literally about Reinhardt.
>play ana
>teammates are spastic and all of them jump and strafe 24/7
>lucio never goes off speed boost
>dps keeps running between you and tanks
>they back off when you nanoboost them
>>152979970
How bad have they nerfed her?
Soldier and McCree will never be balanced
If McCree is better at dealing damage, why would you pick Soldier? But if Soldier was just as good or better, why would you pick McCree when you can get sprint and AOE heal too?
>>152979970
It is, it's too abusable if you let it recharge instantly.
Just let it go, she'll never be good.
>>152978224
>waving every two seconds after kills
Typical faggot D.Va player.
Post your face when MAXIMUM CHARGE
>>152979916
>tfw 34% on Genji
>63% on Ana and Roadhog
>>152979970
Even better, there are people who think she's op right now.
>>152978728
>McCree can be good in most games
>Rien can be good in most games
>All the supports can be good in most games
>But this particular tank needs bubble support to be useful to the <100 people who play tournaments at any given time
Kill urself my dude.
>>152979970
shouldve been nerfed harder so the brain damaged asianophiles would fuck off
>>152979939
I genuinely wonder how the game would be if there was no infinite ammo.
>>152975374
Remember when Genji was a shitter troll pick that people called a waste of a slot?
>>152979881
>people shooting behind you.
>>152979856
>demoralize your team with your bad attitude
I never ever spergout on the chat or on mic, but if I have golds in everything I shouldn't be punished by the lost
>People want to see Winston buffed
Are you fucking retards serious?
>>152979058
>>152979219
>>152979528
well when every game has genji deflects, tracer pulse bombs, zenyatta discord orbs, ana sleep darts, etc. directed only at you, its hard to stay alive as bastion
>>152980148
Probably a lot harder for defense since you HAVE to spam at chokepoints in order to keep the other team at bay.
>>152980080i just like mcree more no matter what cause of his charisma and muh skill bragging rights when you dick on people with him, and s76 is boring
>>152969406
- 50% hp into shields would mean that, in a 2-2-2 comp she'd have on average 800 health per second output (200 avg attack, 500 avg tank, 100 for supp since she can't shield herself) which is too much
- Been suggesting this for ages
- lolcards
- Turret hp is fine. The main issue is the turret recharge rate. Torb has 8s. cd and instant deployment with no movement penalty; Symm has 10 second for each turret and is slowed down to Schiavo speed while placing it.
The 25hp shield won't change, forget it. Just make it constantly recharge as in ALL THE TIME, and instantly recharged when reapplied by the Symmian. That would make her hop between teammates recharging it more in line with a support duty.
>>152980189
If the other team has a bunch of characters that counter Bastion, switch to another character. I can't believe I have to say this.
>>152980052
use the scope, if they are strafing change angles, play killing floor to learn to heal
>>152980189
Bastions deserve to be bullied to death
>>152980106
Winky face.
>>152979881
>mfw they keep doing it after getting melted 4-6 times already
>mfw these are the kids who keep begging for Zarya nerfs
>mfw Zarya is going to get nerfed
>>152980189
you deserve it for playing bastion
>>152980128
>that accuracy on ana
guess you're the one in a million good anas, good on you famtachithe secret to getting high accuracy on genji is watching lots of naruto
>>152980071
not too bad honestly they added half a second before the meter stars regenerating, D.va mains are just panicking for nothing
>>152977484
Solo queue? Like thirty seconds to a minute
In a group of five? four minutes.
>>152977336
>>152980181
>Muh pick rates
He doesn't have to have 100 DPS to be better you fucking mong. He shouldn't require to be shooting at discorded targets to pick a single 200 HP character caught with their pants down and alone.
>>152980106
Seriously, people that actually, unironically taunt in a video game are fucking wastebascket scumbags. Bunch of fucking stupid teenagers that think they're epic trolls who'd get the fucking shit beat out of them if they tried doing that shit in real life so they have to get their kicks by being little cunts in a video game. Fucking pathetic.
>>152980080
Gee, maybe soldier being faster and healing makes him a good pick when McCree has slightly higher damage.
>Got game at laucnh
>Only Rank 10
Feels good lads I think I might pay some nice Russian to win my placement matches next season
>>152980134
>But this particular tank needs bubble support to be useful to the <100 people who play tournaments at any given time
Do you really believe this? I haven't been paying attention to this retarded argument because as soon as I see someone start throwing around high school debate team logical fallacies around, my brain immediately checks out, but is this really what this argument about? That you think Winston is incapable of doing anything unless he has Zenyatta discord stuff? And the player has to be playing at the highest level of skill in a coordinated environment?
Do you really believe this?
>>152980189
>GENJI LIGHTSABER DANCES
>YOU STILL SHOOT HIM
BASTION PLAYERS EVERYONE
just simply stop holding down that lmb for once in your useless life, then when his lightshow is off SHOOT HIM.
>>152977336
>>152977393
>>152980378
Genji mains are literally the worst
>>152980135
>brain damaged asianophiles
You've got Dva players and Genji players mixed up.
>>152980413
>>152980106
>>152980167
>I shouldn't be punished by the lost
Not that guy but I agree. And fuck being punished because someone left the game. This is even more stupid, when you're forced to play 5vs6 and take a lost
>>152980150
If Genji's ult was shorter and reflect hitbox smaller, he would still be useless in most people's hands. Now those things allow him to outplay his supposed counters and wipe teams with ease. But what does Blizzard do? Nerf his triple jump and damage combo, making him even more useless without his ult
>>152968863
>Marry Zenyatta
>Kill Reaper
>Fuck 76 and Reinhardt together because they're tied for 3rd.
ywn be in a daddy sandwich
>>152980442
Winston was better when his bubble wasn't ass. Monkey stacking caused them to nerf it and it should be reverted.
His ultimate could be less shit too.
>>152980181
>there are people here that think Winston is actually weak
If he was buffed support fuccbois would be whining nonstop.
>>152980413
The reason that people like to taunt in video games is because spergs like you feed them by reacting like that
>>152979737
>shit support
>no support
Pick one.
>genji ults
>hook and shoot him
its starting to become a fetish
>>152980135
Even if they decided to nerf her to her old self (being killed by her ult and DM is used every 10 second) I was/will always be a D.va shitter
>>152980413
>>152980413
is this a meme
>>152980345
I do better with single shot projectiles, I usually only hit 1 or 2 of Genji's fan shots.
>>152980474
anybody who "mains" are the worst, i got most of my hours in genji but if its not working i immediately switch to someone else.
>>152980413
NEW UPDATE
5.4410%
NOT
EVEN
LYING
5.4410% by this rate it'll get to 100 in December
>>152980646
>no support
I would rather 3/4 decent slayers and tanks than some shitter who plays support and thinks they're gods gift because of it.
>>152980080
Because McCree's kit counters fast targets, Soldier's does not.
>>152980413
Autism: the post
>>152978902
>Nope, TF2 has a far more balanced and diverse meta, hence why it's still so popular.
Flawed conclusion is flawed. TF2 was bundled with like the biggest PC game launch ever and was cheap to free after that. The meta rarely mattered because the competitive scene remained super tiny
As hate for bastion intensifies, so does my bastion playtime.
Organics can suck their own meatpipe
>>152980503
Genji mains are Seagull meta faggots
D.Va mains are waifufags
>>152980469
>just don't shoot him lol
tell that to my teammates
>>152980397
There is no 200 hp hero than can beat him if you fight in this bubble of rape.
>>152980424
He's only faster when not shooting, and healing doesn't matter when Lucio is so common. Those things will always be secondary to the ability to kill people.
>>152980413
>he doesn't teabag shitters
is there any feeling better than being one of the only 2 end screen cards?
>blizzard hq
>guys did you remember to change the arg percentage yesterday?
>o-oops...
>hey look I have this epic idea hehehehehhhhhh
>*dramatic pause*
>presses .
>office gasps
>he slams his hand on the numpad and presses enter
>absolutely genius mr goldberg... brilliant
>>152980821
Well, I have already run into someone with the name DVA IS MY WAIFU.
I think what was more offensive is they rarely played D.Va
>>152980746
>>152980718
Jesus fucking christ, someone should calculate at what % it is gonna stop completely
>>152977336
>Name is "Origami" simply because I think they're beautiful
>Fear that one day I might end up on this wall of shame if I dare pick out the weeb
I don't like playing Genji, and I suck at him too so I avoid playing him, but sometime I like to pick out characters I don't get to play often.
>>152980618
He's worse than Tracer at being fucking annoying in the backline. He's pretty essential because Hiroshima will sword wipe your team if you don't have him. He's like 5x better if Zarya keeps bubbling him.
After the Zen nerf to discord he needs the LoS drop off on orbs to be 4-6 secs at least or else he's just too shit to use.
>>152980815
The only people hating on you as Bastion will be your team
>>152979368
>>152979241
>he doesn't like girls that can break you in half
>>152980413
>bunch of d.va fags reply with le ebin reaction images
Is there any worse cancer?
>Part of the organisation created so Reyes had something to command, possibly worried about his personality causing problems
>Easy to keep an eye on at the top of the chain but below Jack and Ana as commander of the black-ops division
>Reyes is darkskinned mexican
>Blackwatch
Goddamn it Jack.
>>152969406
The best way to fix Symm is to not have her do shields at all. Instead, make it so that she can deploy cover instead.
>>152980956
DELETE THIS
>5.4448%
AHAHAHAHAAH
>>152980943
>have an "ironic" anime name
>main gengu because he's fun
I belong on the wall
>>152980885
>2, 3, 4, 5, 5.4486
Alright then
>>152981000
I like them, Zarya is just ugly
>>152981027
Something like a smaller, Reinhardt-like shield would be nice.
>>152980397
Like I said, are you retards fucking serious? Do you retards play at like skill rank 40?
You want to bitch about Winston in pub play being shit because there's no coordination? That's where Winston thrives even more, you dip. With fuckhuge leaps every 6 seconds or so, with like a 500 hp bubble, Winston can absolutely pick just about any 200hp hero he catches alone.
Which will happen all the time in an unorganized pub game.
And he doesn't even need to kill do to his job as a disruption tank. Even if you just force the healer up toward the front line or draw people back from the front line, you've done your job. You can just use your health pool and bubble shield to survive long enough to jump back out.
Buffing Winston would be fucking terrible.
>>152981046
>it's real
>>152980189
Why is it so easy to bully Bastion players?
>>152981046
It went up again to 5.4486%
>>152981004
Hanzofags.
>>152981203
what is this percentage meant to be?
>>152981203
Maybe we really need to ddos the page to increase the %
>>152980718
What the flying fuck
>>152981000
Is that some kind of 3DPD Zarya?
>>152973043
kinda suprised about the Winston, is he picked just to counter genji's?
>>152981207
>trying to turn it around on me
Nice try waifu fag, i don't even know how to play hanzo.
>5.4524%
IT'S HAPPENING
RAPID INCREASE
>>152981280
>>152980718
The site is fake you fucking retards. Stop quoting it.
just started so i'm pretty dang bad
how do i git gud?
New message in the page source.This is new, right?
>wake up
>it's useless but let's see if the website made any progress
>%5.44448
OK now they're just fucking with us
>>152980429
>Rank 10
H-how? Anon, I'm so sorry
>>152981280
>>152980718
now they are just taking the piss
What did they mean by this?
Can D.Vas please stop flying off while tanking for the team please thanks
>>152981203
Now its 5.4524%
>its finally updating at a faster rate
>but its updating by like 0.0015%
REEEEE
>>152981372
You're a giga-retard.
The site was originally for the Moment in Crime video of Junkrat and Roadhog made way back in 2015. But both that and the email for it have been turned into Sombra-related things, with the context that she hacked the Moment in Crime network.
Both the email and the site have been Blizzard-owned sites long before the ARG.
>>152981430
Where are people getting these numbers from?
>>152981402
Because I palyed for a bit at the start, and then stopped because I am bad, I am still bad
>>152980189
>>152981192
>One of these days when I want to fuck around
>Pick Bastion
>All I do is basically ambush and always relocate after a few kill, or directly if it's a flanker like Genji/Tracer
>Enemy team has no fucking idea how to deal with me
It's like in rank 70s where people don't know how to fucking deal with someone who pick something he's good at that isn't the 6 hot shit of the months.
>>152981441
Not my style honestly, I always flank people alone
sorry
>>152974009
It shouldn't especially with the dumb metrics they use. A Torb player realized accuracy mattered and went all torb for inflated point gains in wins and minimum points lost
>>152981531
http://amomentincrime.com/
It's the site people got from the glitches post a couple days ago.
>>152981402
>>152981534
You mean level 10, r-right?
>>152981461
Someone at Blizzard is just 'avin a giggle while trolling Reddit autists. That's basically what the ARG is.
>>152981389
>>152981430
lmfao wHo caREAS
Anyone else reminded of the Fallout 4 timer that turned out to be fake too?
>>152980906
Probably because they're fucking trash at her
>"Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza"
>"Looks like things are heating up a bit... I'm gonna have to stay under the radar while this finishes."
More waiting confirmed.
Blizzard confirmed for not knowing what hype is or how it works.
>>152981381
hello
>>152981541
>that adorable palicoe hat
where do i buy it.
>Genji deflects
>I stop shooting
>he aims at me and all my teammates keep shooting so I die anyway
>Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza.
new message
How much do you guys want to bet that it'll hang on 99.9999% for at least a day?
>>152981592
I meant level 10 yeah
>>152981653
The Fallout 4 timer wasn't a Bethesda-owned website a year prior like how this one was made by Blizzard a year ago for a different purpose.
>>152981709
every fucking game this happens
>reaper walks behind my team
>trying to avoid his bullshit
>nobody even turns around 16 shots later
Can people not hear this shit over their dubstep and bong rips or something or do retards just not play with sound on or are they deaf or fucking WHAT why does my MMR have to be so low holy fuck and the worst part is these retards think they're good
>>152980429
>got game at launch
>got about 300 hours in
>comp happens
>lose all placement matches
>still get placed in Rank 52
>lose
>a lot
>knocked down to rank eight
>stopped caring and wanted to see if I could go as low as I could
>got to Rank 4 before comp ended
If I can't be the best, then I sure as shit can be the worst.
>>152981389
>I have to go unnoticed while this ends
yay more waiting, I wouldn't be surprised if blizzard decided to release her in december
In the source code for amomentincrime, there's this message:
Parece que se están calentando un poco las cosas... tendré que pasar desapercibida mientras esto se finaliza
Which translates to:
It seems that things are heating up ... I'll have to go unnoticed while this ends.
>>152981725
>for at least a day
I'd say for at least a week
>>152981509
Sure. Have fun waiting 2 weeks for big fucking nothing.
>>152981757
>their dubstep and bong rips
holy shit i giggled at this
>>152968863
>Fuck Symmetra
>Kill Lucio
>Marry Reinhardt
>>152981000
>>152981160
wish Zarya was more like this QT3.14 weightlifter Olga Gulurkavich
>>152981709
>Play healer
>McCree teammate fights enemy Genji
>Genji starts reflecting and aims at me
>McCree keeps shooting and kills me, then dies afterwards
>Bitches at me for not keeping him healed
I don't play healers anymore.
>>152981773
>If I can't be the best, then I sure as shit can be the worst.
You're not even the worst, man.
http://kotaku.com/the-guy-with-the-lowest-possible-rank-in-overwatch-1785662123
>>152981838
You know with just a little bit of research, IE a single fucking google search, you could be a lot less retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5kTATxt7bE
>>152981817
>It seems that things are heating up ... I'll have to go unnoticed while this ends.
You'd think a God program wouldnt need to go unnoticed
>>152981280
>5.4599%
>me ooga
>team booga
>>152981709
>Genji deflect
>Stop shooting, whole team also has to stop shooting because his reflect is Reinhardt sized
>He walk up my ass and start shoving stars in it
>Have to dance with the fuckboy like a retard for 20 seconds until I finally get him
Waste of time is what this cunt is.
>5.4599%
>>152981936
I'm not clicking that, but I believe you.
>>152968863
Fuck Lucio
Marry Genji
Kill Junkrat
>Introducing Blizzard streaming
wew lad
>>152981321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZfMwUZDZk
I only hate Hanzo.
>>152981985
Go back to lolg you piece of shit.
PUSH THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE YOU DUMB FUCKS IT'S NOT FUCKING TEAM DEATHMATCH
>>152981901
>That smooth waist and abdomen
>Them nice thighs
>Cute butt
>Short hair
>>152981757
>Can people not hear this shit over their dubstep
Probably this
>>152968705
Wait what are you talking about? Is this associated to both qp and comp? Did someone finally confirm that your onfire time affected what kind of players you got matched with??
>5.4637%
>>152982134
lol dude it's just quick play calm down lol
How fucking slow is Sombra's internet
>>152982207
Literally mexican
Playing Reaper without Lucio in your team is so fucking painful
>>152968863
>Lucio
>Zenyatta
>Zarya
Fuck Zarya
DON'T marry Lucio
Kill Zenyatta
>5.4675%
>>152981709
>Play Widow
>Bodyshot a Genji and he stands still reflecting at me
>Enemy Mercy standing still over his shoulder very clearly not behind the reflect hitbox, not even the swirling reflect animation is near her
>Headshot her
>Reflect's actual hitbox is five fucking times larger than it appears and I die
>5.4637%
>>152982207
It's Mexican internet. I'd say pretty subpar.
>>152982134
>Get a push
>Team chasing the last players and no one on the objective
>Been playing since Launch
>Still fucking garbage
I dont know how to get good if I lose every single quick match
>>152981954
Where in the video does it link to the site?
For all that waiting this shitty Sombra girl better be a fun character to play Blizzard
>>152982134
generally you first wipe the enemy team and then push the objective
>>152981757
>Hear some crow and a toilet flushing
>"DEATH COOOOOOOOME" loud as fuck near us
>Nobody fucking react
>>152982293
>watermark
>>152981709
>playing Genji
>Numbani
>enemy Genji is tailing me around the point
>reflect on instinct
>he's shredded to pieces by a Bastion right next to me planted on the payload
>"Hey alright thanks man!"
>he aims at me now
>"wait we didn't have a Bastion"
>get shredded
In my defense, I got mixed up with last round when we DID have a Bastion
>>152982207
It's mexspic, of course she has shit internet.
>>152968540
Is Sombra announced yet
>>152981709
>genji deflects
>stop shooting
>reaper rounds the corner and starts shooting him
>stops
>starts again
>everyone starts shitting on reaper
>nobody cares im playing bastion in ranked besides him
such a strange world we live in
>>152982293
>a fire emblem portrait for a overwatch char
why?
>5.4713%
It keeps going up
>>152982405
She better have 10/10 skins
>>152982361
Four hours played? Anon, you need some more practice.
>>152982383
Description. Email is tied to the site. And if you send a message to that email now you get a Sombra-related message.
Use your eyes, man.
>playing big boy bastion on temple of anubis defense
>silly normie genji walks up and i fire at him
>he reflects thinking i'll keep shooting
>stop shooting until his reflect ends
>he cowers behind a wall
>tracer kills him
>>152982505
She better show 100% skin
>>152968863
This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do...
>fuck D.VA (3)
>marry Pharah (2)
>kill Zenyatta (1)
HE MUST DIE FOR OUR SINS, NOT IN VAIN
>>152982509
I just lose and get mad and stop playing.
>>152982618
Ah yes, the best stealth is nakedness
>>152982504
It'll take like 2-3 weeks to get to 100% at this rate.
>>152968540
new thread - >>152982627
>>152970580
...Unicycle needs to have a smaller wheel.
here we go
>>152982361
>>Been playing since Launch
>>Still fucking garbage
How about playing the game for more than fucking 4 hours
>>152982648
you sound autistic as fuck and extremely uncoordinated.
>>152969406
I main Symmetra
>Give her the ability to refund turrets, but not so that she can overstack three
>Increase turret health so they aren't destroyed by flashbangs
>Increase projectile speed on her orb slightly and allow it to pierce D.Va's defense matrix
>Bump up teleporter to eight teleports
Outside of that, her damage is more than adequate. It's not uncommon for me to rack up four or five kills if I get the jump on the enemy team and use Lucio or Zenyatta to build up my beam.
>>152982069
I hate everyone who plays d.va and d.va.
>>152981381
>how do i git gud?
Practice more? That's pretty much the only way to get good. Also, don't worry about your win/loss ratio in QP mode, no one gives a shit about that.
>>152982405
If she's a QTand/or a Loli, I won't complain.
Blizz may have no idea what hype is, but they can at least design waifus.
>>152981901
Fuck you anon, now I'm in love and it's all your fault.
>>152971085
never.
>>152982805
>comic making ulting Winston appear like a threat
>>152982293
S rank Hana!
>>152982750
w/e kike.
>>152982906
It's more to "why the fuck would you pull a giant angry ass ape that push the fuck out of everyone and disrupt the whole team up"
>>152982906
should have been an ulting d.va
>>152982805
Roadhog can explode a Winston
>>152981046
>>152981203
this takes longer than the windows 10 update
Why are Ana mains so horrible?
This really activated my almonds
>turrets dont contest objectives
>turrets dont have armor health
>turrets cant be turned off to avoid giving away their position while upgrading
>>152983662
>turrets exist
>leave a few games because shitters being shitters
>still being punished for it
Retards ruin everything.
>>152980429
>Rank 10 assumes Zarya is so OP that just playing her will guarantee her wins
Everyone under rank 30 should be permanently banned from the game.
ded
>>152981167
Yeah, exactly. Immobile, and maybe only 500 HP.
5.5 bois
>>152984474
Not everyone can be just as good as you.
>>152982717
>another base 64 string
Getting real tired of this shit.
>>152986424
I'm pretty sure it's a copy of the Tracer code
wow is this thread really dead?
i guess all the kiddies went back to school
>>152968609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWJhILCS9g
>>152981936
I read most of that. Hanjo is a good man. Doing God's work.
>>152986979
There's another thread you dumb Mei poster
>master1200
>>152987131
what about master1200?
>>152987453
Master are samples, luckily for you 700x700 is the original size.
5.5662
>>152986979
FAT
It ain't me voiceline for 76 when?
>>152982361
>since launch
>4 hours
How? I have a fulltime job, constant family calls to come over and hang with them, and played other games at the same time (including Monster Hunter and 100 hours of TMS) and still have over 70 hours in the game. Don't try that "I have responsibilities" shit, so does everyone else.