Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Welcome back to becoming a tier 3 team again DC

first for moo was the weakest link

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ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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firts fir de duggss

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4th for anime

the gulag is on suicide watch


not because anything happened just a lot of d2g are autistic shut in neets who often neck themselves

From 1 to Puppey.
How much is Misery going to regret this?

>ephey streaming
>still without webcam

why even live

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The last rotten stinky usaian piece of DC has just been dismantled.

The last remaining glimmer of hope for americucks to claim DC is vanished

DC is now canonically EU and EU just placed second at TI.

>>152900973
Do you seriously think Blitz is worse than the likes of Shane?

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>Kick NA
>Get different NA

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Reminder that our One True King was taken from us because Valve loves to suck tiny chink cock to the point they removed the KING OF SKELETONS and every non-chink holiday FROM THE GAME ENTIRELY.

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>>152901190
>that TI6 performance
>weak
It's gonna be like Secret post-frankfurt all over again, fucking faggots

>>152901279

Moon is pure american you idiot.

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>>152901174
The Messiah of NA dota himself, Mason Venne, says Moo is shit and DC made the right choice

Moon is a way better player

>>152901190
>literally 22 - 0 on Timbersaw

>only have enough time for one game
>wait forever for queue to pop
>faggot offlaner has an autistic fit 5 min into game and leaves
no wonder I quit this shit game

мизepи eблaн

>>152901339
>>152901379
Moon is SEA leh

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>>152901385

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are DC still NA?

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>DC shooting themselves in the foot

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Is Blitz the walking definition of nepotism?

Hes a 5K player that tried to make a quick buck when valve were promoting Dota in Korea and ever since then hes been sucking blood out of the Dota scene via jobs given to him by """"friends""""" like a fucking tick

>>152901330
they are one and the same

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>got rid of the weak link NA shitter.
>about to dominate the scene with an upgraded Miracle.
feels good man.

>>152901570
depends on whether they win or lose the next tournament LUL

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>>152900764
>what went wrong?
pls respond

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Where were you when the globalist cabal was destroyed and their lies abolished?

>>152901570
EU when winning
NA when losing

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>Moo to DC
>Moon and Miracle leaving OG
>EG not changing a thing

wew

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>>152901379
>>152901656

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>Have a bunch of shit games
>Tilt hard, Valve is sitting in and handcraftign these shit games, they're THAT bad
>Finally break, RQ, get 5 games in LP despite not being in it once since it was overhauled
>Play 5 really good games
>The only game that had a raging idiot just left instead of feeding and we win 4v5
>Literally win and enjoy 5 games in a row because team is people that really want to get out of LP
>Now have to go back to ranked or normal

Does this happen to other people? Should I stay in LP? What the fuck I heard LP was worse than ever but those games weren't even stomps, just good games overall with supports buying Glimmer and Offlanes not feeding.

>>152901339
>>152901379
>>152901485
Moon is honorary Peruvian you retards

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>>152901485
I'm pretty sure Canada isn't in SEA senpai

>always thought Misery was a good guy
>he backstabs Moo even after getting 2nd at TI

What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>152901750
the left one you racist yuropoor

>>152901650
4 cores on radiant for whatever reason, meme jungle bm with vlads, tiny has blademail for some reason..
I love that trax build desu and >wr upgrading maelstorm

>>152901625
That would be Shane.
At least Blitz has some skills and is good as a co-commentator.

Shane is bald, looks like a goblin, probably has cancer and offers absolutely nothing of value in the dota 2 scene and the only reason he's in it is because he's friend of James.

Educate yourself, fool!

>>152901631
1.Crit
2.Miracle
3. Moon

4.Jew
.HoneyLans

really makes you think

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>gameshit
>have a bad time because you're playing dota2
>blog on d2g about your bad time

How are people so deluded

There are people ITT who think moo is better than moon

>>152901660
NAshitters will always cheer for what they perceive as NA teams, EU teams have to actually work for it and don't rely on handouts

What hero can I win with when I have carpal tunnel?

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>>152901650
Morphling invested in a linkens when the enemy team only had a few spells to block.
Warlock was allowed to reach critical mass
Tiny bought a blade mail for some reason
Drow lit up the night
>>152901750
>a country can't be white if it has one (1) minority
This is why your entire continent is failing.

>>152901885
said no one ever

idiot

>>152901845
>America
>White

>>152901817
>I don't like a player because he "backstabs"
you seem to have made a mistake
this is not reddit

>>152901816
>expecting stupid murrikan to know better
?

>>152901817
Misery is a good guy. he is extremely low skilled shitter tho, every high mmr player from eu region knows that.

>>152901938
lion

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LOL

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EE's new team:

EternaLEnVy
Arteezy
PieLieDie
Moo
n0tail

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>Son, you've got a way to fall
>they'll tell you where to go
>but they won't know

>>152901965
so you are a moron

>diffusal blade cant diffuse techies bomb

DOTAAAAAARDS?

PPD LEFT EG

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>kicking your best player because you're mad him and his mom "stole" the spotlight

lmao

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>>152901925
>EU teams have to actually work for it and don't rely on handouts

All handouts go to the true residents of EU, Muslims, why do you think whites are the working (lower) class over there??

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Mike is streaming, lads, and he's giving out modships to anyone who mentions harambe

>>152902115
>Btfos himself
>calls other morons

>>152901884
theyre both faggots but redditors will defend Blitz until they go blue in the face

>>152902151
>moo
>best player of DC
surely you are jesting

>>152902186
fuck off im watching ephey

MERECLE LEFT OG

>>152901725
I'm glad that PPD decided to pull that massive black bull rod out of his gaping asshole and stick with the current roster. They're already really good, they just need some stability and more practice.

Sumail learning to control his ego wouldn't be bad either, I imagine he causes some issues

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I can only imagine Moo in fetal position being pampered by his mom right now

>>152902186
artour's mom is a babe desu

>>152902205
America is not white as I directly implied by choosing the left one
there are some brown people here as well and most of them are alright

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>>152901656
>mfw trumplets literally getting btfo at every step of the way by EVERYONE

everyone hates you. You're on the wrong side of history

MATUMBA LEFT LIQUID

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>>152902416
Thank you for Correcting the Record™

>>152902405
>Admits america is not white
kek

>check dc website
>Says someone is streaming live, check who.
>no one is
>realise it was moo but was deleted from the roster
LMAO

>Kicks Moo
>Lets him back on the team right after

Um hello?
Dough tarts?
Explain this.

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>>152902157
literally loled

eurocucks aren't even the masters of their own region

sooooooo
DC is back to tier-5, nice

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Of course the world is against us, it wouldn't be fair otherwise.
>select all the skyscrapers

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Would you a xboct?

>>152902507
yeah I "admitted" this several posts ago
do you have brain damage?

>>152902290
cuck

>>152901076
I think I know the question everyone should be asking

Which team should receive the blessing of Harambe this year?

>>152902643
>Admits he admitted multiple times his country is not white
Kek

whats a haranbe anyways i dont get it

>>152902416
>T. desperate redditor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLDX6RHTY4

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>DC instantly falling apart post TI

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>>152902290
reminder that Ephey loves the BKC

about to calibrate boys and girls
lend me your energy please (づ｡‿‿｡)づ

https://www.twitch.
tv/techiespicker

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>>152902709

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>>152902752
A gorilla by the name of harambe was assassinated in the cincinnati zoo a few months ago for having insider information on the Clinton administation being complicit in the 9/11 attacks.

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>>152902840

Miracle on Matumbas stream trolling left and right

Liquid Miracle confirmed

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>there are other /lit/posters on the 'lag

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>Liquid.Miracle

Apologize

I like how 4 days become 2 days for justify an argument.

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>>152902941

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>>152902989
>the 'lag

stop that right now

>>152902810
Why is that poor chicken in a trash can? I hope everything turned out alright for that fowl, surely some crazy and no doubt unsafe things must have happened for it to find itself in that situation

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>>152903062

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>>152902989
>muh subvocalizers

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>OG fancucks

>>152902954
Miracle actually seems hilarious with the shitposting he's been doing on matu's stream recently

>>152903062
What is his expression trying to convey?

>>152903170
>visits /lit/ once

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Dude lost and he's still living the life

At what mmr do I get a complimentary asian GF

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>no philosopher hero

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>>152902989
>'lag

What did he mean by this?

>>152903110
What's the 'atter champ?

You seem a bit 'ungry, have some 'go 'za

>>152903238
Need to be atleast 7k and have made it to a lan

>>152903336
I unironically don't know what word 'go is meant to be abbreviating

>>152901394
>posting the same image when you post in the thread
>not being an avatarfag
Avoid this.

>>152903263
Zizek isn't a philosopher

He's a professional academic shitposter

>>152903238
why dotards ve yellow fever

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>>152903330
>tfw when you will never experience the joy that is American pizza

I really really want to get good at arc warden badly
What do I do?

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>>152903398
>'e doesn't kno' 'bout 'de 'go 'za

>>152903398
>He doesn't know about 'go 'za

don't tell me you keep your ketchup in the fridge lad

>>152903398
Chicago style pizza. It's a /ck/ meme.

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>>152903461
>tfw can experience this any time i want

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Is Artour aware of how many people want to fuck his mom?

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>>152903638
>a
>fucking
>breadsalad

>All this /ck/ posting

Post THE webm, you know which one.

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>he doesn't post on /ck/

LMAO

fucking flyover cucks

>>152903710
I'd bang his mom desu.

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>mfw watching professional dotes and posting on /ck/ while making fantastic delicious healthy cheap good food

>Mfw gameshitters are cucked into being unable to cook or do things while ensnared by their peruvian containment exe

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>>152903741
>no cooking hero

>>152903459
because white chicks are shit tier nowadays

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I don't deserve to win this 2 matches but it just shows that if you mute everyone and do whatever you want, you can win.

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/ck/ posters are the fucking worst, Fuck off.

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>tune into Matumbas stream
>"I hear around the office you got a fat cock, yes..maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time"

>>152903983
A lot are Unbearably fat, have piercings everywhere, shit opinions.

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>>152903923
GOOD MORNING

The team with underlord has lost 7/7 games I have been in

Only 5 of them where on my team

>>152903459
>not embracing the glorious brown/yellow girl revolution
we don't have to settle for basic bitch white chicks anymore, might as well have fun before the inevitable race war

Anybody know the name of Matumbaman's subscriber song?

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>animeNEET manchildren like lelouch who are mentally damaged and cannot even cook being giga triggered by based /ck/bros

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>>152904029
Dota is a homosexual game you know

>>152904029
Gachimuchi. It's a Twitch meme that came from gay porn.

>>152904169
>being so autistic you visit a cooking board.

>>152904169
Is lelouch lebanon?

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>he can't cook

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>>152904015
>Pablo posts for the 5th time today, from his tiny favela, before he goes out to pay his rent money to the local warlord

>>152904116
I don't like the whole
>building him wrong
meme, but people are still building him wrong. If you go radiance at all on him, you are literally 1k. He's a tanky aura whore and should be played as such.

>>152902087
>notail
Idiocy or just ignorant
>>152904231
>twitch came up with the gachi meme
thank /b/ for that one

>>152904084
pretty much

sure they're pretty but holy shit dat baggage

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>>152904108
FUNNY ISN'T IT?

>>152904231
it's a niconico meme that's been around for a decade.

>>152901165
>>>152900969
>but dota 2 is way more appealing, especially to newcomers
Not really, if you're a newcomer you're not gonna be able that, say, this shadow fiend with an arcana is actually sf at a glance. Somehow, the actual hero name didn't make it in.
In

fact, this is probably my greatest gripe with the new post-game screen. It takes like 2-3 seconds for the models to load (unless you have your dotka install on a ssd, but I'd assume most people playing this game don't) and therefore it's impossible to check out several games fast.

/d2g/ is a horrible place that doesnt even play the video game they're supposed to be talking about

>>152902186
>he's giving out modships to anyone who mentions harambe


sounds like hes banning anyone saying harambe. I'll check it out.

>blitz as a """""""""""""coach"""""""""""""""""

hahahahhaha
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>152904029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1X0kzDKXyQ

>y-yes I do

>>152904321
>radiance, an item with an aura that increases durability and "literally free damage", isn't part of a tanky aura whore build

are you on drugs my man?

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>>152904231
>It's a Twitch meme that came from gay porn

>>152904327
>>152904361
>>152904497
easiest (You)s of my life

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>>152903638
>tfw people don't even know the difference between a decent Pizzeria and a Kebap shop that disguises disgusting poultry scraps as ham anymore

I have to go to a restaurant to get decent Pizza because almost all takeout places are run by Pakistanis and Middle Eastern types who have no idea how to make good 'za here

>>152902810
>falling apart
>kick 1 NA player for another NA player to stay NA
??

>>152903114
d/w its just your typical Hearthstone General Player
a chicken in that shaped otuline is the emblem for the lowest rank in the games ranked mode, if you didnt know.

>>152904586
>I was only pretending to be retarded haha

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>>152902397
tell me about it. His dad is pretty average but managed to score such a hottie. Maybe there is a chance for me afterall

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>>152904428
so
fucking
mad

>he's a literal gameshitter

d2g, 4chan, and dota players LOVE optimal builds and efficiency

So why are you still playing dota2 you stupid fuck?

The optimal way to enjoy this game is to avoid playing it at all costs.

Let's see

>Watching a vod / livestreamer
[x] Can watch for any amount of time you'd like
[x] Can be paused at any time
[x] Does not require full attention
[x] Can do something worthwhile, health and life improving at the same time (such as exercising or cooking)
[x] No Peruvians or other non-English players/speakers
[x] Contains high level play (usually)
[x] Often has someone casting it
[x] Can easily shitpost on d2g or do other things at the same time
[x] 100% accepted and the purpose of the thread and /vg/ board
[x] god tier fellow anons on d2g/4chan accompany you

>Playing the game
[x] Requires an unknown time investment, anywhere from 5 minutes to 2+ hours
[x] Cannot really be paused, people will unpause as soon as they can
[x] Requires full attention
[x] Stressful and no guarantee it will be fun or you will win
[x] Often Peruvians or other non-English players/speakers
[x] Contains trench level play (usually)
[x] Doesn't have anyone casting it
[x] Cannot shitpost on d2g except when dead (and not very effectively either). Can't do other things.
[x] Cancerous normie tumblreddit tier blogshit cancer
[x] d2g will correctly tell your gameshitter ass to FUCK OFF back to laddit where you belong
[x] Autistic literally laddit inhouses and "/vg/" chat accompany you

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>>152902996
Sorry that Matu had to do national service and youre stuck with a polackmudslime.
Maybe you can get Matu back in a few months if he says hes depressed, or in a year when he's finished.

>>152904586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjLCJUrNZtU

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>>152904606
STOP
WITH
THE
SALAD
DRESSING
YOU FUCKING BARBARIAN

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>yuros have mandatory conscription

>still have a completely powerless military completely at the mercy of the United States Of America and even fallen powers like Russia

>>152904831
Fata is kicked, its Matumba Miracle duo

>>152904002
t. riki
t. tinker

I see through your ruse boy.

>>152904831
>MATU WILL SEVER IN THE ARMY LUL

I don't know whether I hate this meme or actually love it

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>>152904793
>god-tier fellow anons
No, I only post here to trigger the nigger out of imageless subhumans.
Twitch chat for smaller streamers is usually good though, as long is the streamer isn't a nonwhite or vagina.

>>152904793
back to /r/dota2 u go

>>152904928
Matumba is doing national service you fucking retard, he has confirmed this himself.

>>152904986
>the army
But its not decided what he's doing, and its not a meme.

>>152904339
>>152904108
>CNN killed /pol/ now they are flooding the rest of the boards

really makes you think

>>152904932
I forgot to mention that I was ember. literally i was playing so bad, I have no idea how to play them except for when I watched EE and RTZ. i was going to go 6 BF cause the splash dmg is pure and isnt affected by armor but wasn't sure if it changed.
I really want to show the replay but fuck, this has to be a 1k mmr game

>>152904986
He is Finnish are they not forced to do a year of service when they become adults?

>>152904792
what is that from ?

>>152905169
You can do civil service instead, but that shit's boring.

If you get lucky in the army you only serve 6 months.

I've been playing SD and RD for 1000 hours and still don't feel ready for ranked.
What do?

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>>152905124
You mean like they killed brexit?
>he doesn't realize that all boards are for american politics at all times

>>152904487
he already gets damage out the wazoo due to his passive, and his firestorm scales he's tanky for the early game but at 6 he won't survive an enemy carry or semi.

guardians and shivas are universally better item choices, and they happen to be cheaper and the parts are useful too.

>>152905158
>buying deso EVER on ember
>skadi vs that team
I'm sorry but you suck at item decisions.

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i need a clever name for that gif

>>152905109
>he has confirmed this himself

He also said he has a contract with Liquid. But anyways, this is bullshit, no one should be forced to serve.

>>152905295
i didn't have it on me, it was something i bought at their fountain cause your GPM is calculated when you purchase something. Deso is the only thing you can buy at the fountain. I prob should have bought refresher instead since I had alot of gold

>>152905303
>cooking
>with those nails
Actually disgusting

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>>152905303
STOP
WHAT DID THAT POOR BAG OF CHIPS DO TO HER

>>152905280
>Go to pol
>endless non-pol shitposting
>Suddenly a raise of pol posting in other boards

>>152905303
HE ACTUALLY POSTED IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADDEST OF MEN

>>152905309
sb charges through pit of malice

>>152905303
Where's ja/ck/?

>>152905413
>GPM is calculated when you purchase something
No, GPM is calculated when you obtain gold. Common dude just fucking stop and actually make an effort to go read up on mechanics. Going through most of the dota 2 wiki would be a good fucking start. I suggest the article for Gold and spell interactions.

So with the Western teams killing themselves outside of EG, who will rise out of China?

havent played/watched dota in over a month, what do i need to know

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>all these cu/ck/posters in this general

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>tfw no reviewbrah for dota streamers

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I'm a homosexual.

>>152905158
Well, looking at the scores and your CS, its probably sub 1k mmr, if you legit arent being a hoover with over double the CS of the next highest person youre a terrible player and should consider Sudoku.

On a serious note, you really dont need 2 daed as ember, rarely need a deso and rarely need a skadi.
Personally I like to go BF > Bots > blink > Daed then something like Linkens/Manta/BKB depending on what I'm against.
When youre against a riki you should consider getting a force staff over a blink, since you can just meme your way out of there, then upgrade to a H Pike for stats later on
Both games you really should've gotten a manta, so you could dodge Pounce/Alch Stun, SD and some other shit, game 2 it would've been great against tinker W, sven stun, pounce, WR spells and the stats are generally good in both games.
Also, general note, never go all in on divines, always have enough money for buyback AND a second divine if you die, because giving the enemy means its defense time for you most likely, and having that surprise second divine for mega cleaves really destroys people when theyre going to siege or not expecting you to have the divine

>>152905653
oh shit, this must be something i remembered from HoN or something. Aha, guess I gotta step up my game.

>>152905673
Wings 2.0

shitters like Burning will continue to be shit and washed up and, honeypot promising new blood into joining their team

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>esports ends
>d2g takes up cooking

an excellent human activity of which i am personally very fond

>>152905303
Oh god what the fuck

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>>152905772
Coconut isn't even online, you fat nigger tranny.

>>152905707
sorry i meant 6 months

>>152905376
Quite a lot of EU countries have national service, and Korea has it too.
It's really not that bad, considering that most people do it at 18, then have valuable job/life experience for the future

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>>152905650

>>152905303
seems like something my mom would make unironically
but she's too lazy to actually put something in the oven and bake it so it would be microwaved

Double shivs look like shit on slark.
What were they thinking?

>>152905946
fucking Jack.

Anyone got the diabetes cake or whatever the fuck it was he made?

>>152905303
Fuck me, I would try that abomination and possibly even like it.

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>>152905946
GAS THE FAGS
ENSLAVE THE VAGINAS
RACE WAR NOW

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>>152905794
woah, appreciate the advice. I wasn't thinking much when I was playing him, I was just buying whats on the side bar and went with it.

Will thinking better next time sempai, here's rtz's mom for eye candy

>>152905946
MAKE IT STOP

OH THE HUMANITY

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>Stomp game
>Don't say anything rude or brag about my victory
>Get stomped
>Someone on the enemy team talking hard shit every time
>"JA JA EZ GAME NOOBS"

Why does this irritate me so much?

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>>152905946
>not posting the burger or chicken

Jack's nice for going completely fucking overboard with ingredients, but undercooking food is where he truly shines

>>152906283
>Not the bean "sallad" with mayo and vinegar

Real talk now, what is the correct diet plan for someone who plays a lot of ranked Dota?

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>>152906185
>yfw that's gonna be artour in 30 years

Man, Fly's post was really inspiring and sad at the same time. I wish I had that amount of confidence in myself that he does

>>152905560
nice one

>>152905946
i want to vomit

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>>152906445
>not dipping your french fries in Pringles® Jam

thank you based foodbros you are my greatest ally

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>he's not a good /cook/
Explain yourselves this instant dotards.
Don't you want to make the kitchen great again?

>>152906185
FROM WHAT IS THAT FROM ?

I want to get better at dotes (curr 2.9k, any role with experience as support)

Where do I go to find good/fun teammates?
Which streamer should I study and attempt to emulate?
For this meta, what is your "dream lineup" for heroes on a team?

I played support for a long time, but it burned me out I think. I would try to do really well every game but carry teammates are a total coin-flip in this bracket.

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Doom offlane.
Viable?

>>152902821
tfw 3.5k

;_;

WHEN IS SPIC DOTA GOING TO END

I CANT HANDLE EVEN ONE MORE BEAN NIGGER ON MY FUCKING TEAM I'M SO MAD

>>152906679
this is insane especially because of how dead /ck/ is.

When converting to some common, easy to get youvote boards,, that reply has the equivalent of

>158 /vg/ youvotes
>213 /v/ youvotes
>5,671 /a/ youvotes.

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>>152906805
Stop picking cuckolds, you dumb nigger.
>>152906905
I know exactly where you just saved that from, and you didn't get my permission to fucking save it.
Consider suicide, please.

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>>152906764
I'm not telling

>>152906986
jajaja fuck off to usw

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>>152906987
How much is it in /pol/ youvotes?

>>152901783
If you EVER get put into low priority YOU are the problem and there is something wrong with the way YOU behave.
1 abandon does not put you into low priority. You must have accumulated a lot of reports prior to that, and i mean a considerable amount. Not 1 or 2.

>>152906986
olle loco no te lastimes jaja, solo es un juego maricon. sera que eres basura y no sierbes, no te procupas, voy mid estupido.

>>152906986
We run this shit motherfucker.
Whatchu gonna do?
Hold signs and protest very politely and firmly about it?

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>>152906445
I made it to 5k eating raw herring

>>152907050
>pic from oracle from dota 2
>we're at /d2g/
>probably got it from tumblr
retard

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>Team wins all lanes
>Loses all teamfights
>As enemy starts pushing towers, you start commanding team like a Sturmbannführer
>Turn it back in our favour
10/10 would blog and bitch out commands again.

>>152905460
Even if Tay was horribly racist, the experiment was still a success. We all have to remember that what we see was just an imitation though. Tay didn't understand what those words 'meant', rather she knew what combinations of words evoked responses in that environment.
It's like watching that sign-language gorilla on mental steroids, progressing from complete idiot to human teenager status. But it's still arguable if that gorilla knew what it was saying.

>>152907117
ty senpai

even tho you can not be a faggot and just post it

>>152907242
lmao what the fuck are your jaws a snake or what baka eurocucks

y'all niggas make me hungry & it's not time for my lunch break yet
fuck you.

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>>152906445
probably less mcdonalds kid

>>152907242
>not eating fermented herring

My familia, if you dont ferment your herring, you will never grow up to be a big strong 7.5k, like myself.

>gringos losing their country
>gringos will elect hillary
>gringos cant even fucking play dota 2 without us trolling them

master race my ass jajaja

>>152905673
China always burns out post-TI, especially if they won it. I'd be surprised if Wingz v1 lasted much longer.

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>>152907491
>implications

>>152907050
If I pick a carry then the firstpick am will literally feed, and then I lose a game for certain as opposed to leaving it up to chance.

Plus I like early fighting, ward control, and lvl 1 stuns.

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>>152907551
I don't browse /niggerpresidnetproxywarisissupportingboard/, retard
fuck off

how do I get a girl like Artour's mom

>>152906445
Get your blood tested. See if you have any nutrient deficiencies and change your diet to address them.

>play mid in seasonal ranked
>opponent mid is typical ruski rager
>game turns into all-chat flaming from both teams
>post-game chat he challenges me to a 1v1 SF
>win but he just continues to rage and call me trash on out party chat

I guess you just can't win, huh...

>>152906445
pasta and a meat/protein veggie, and a green like broccoli or carrots

fills you up , has protein, and the veggie keeps your vitamins up

also take a vitamin supplement

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>>152907804
Riiiight, you just happened to post an obscure pepe that I never post here in the same exact resolution as I posted in a /pol/ thread not even an hour ago.
Kill yourself, my man.
>>152907786
Who cares?
That first pick AM is going to feed whether your there to wipe his ass or not, you're better of picking one of the not-safelanes and trying to rice a victory from your own bootstraps than relying on nonwhite #39785 to not build dagonvanguards with the money you secured him.

>>152906445
Something that has low salt content in it

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>>152907963
>mfw every time I get challenged to a 1v1 I pick Bane

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>>152906445
adderall and water (laced with adderall)

>>152908079
>never posted here
It has been posted here plenty of times retard.
How about you fuck off back to rebbit or your containment board.

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>>152908079
you're there*
fuck

>>152908143
>tfw adderall is banned

>>152908079
Okay I guess I can agree.
Who would you recommend then? I'm interested in Beastmaster but I never get to play him. Or should I go full on carry like Clinkz or some jungler.

>>152908352
you mean in your country?

that sucks dude rofl

where do you live

EG IS ALMOST THE SAME TEAM THAT WON TI5 AND THEY GOT 3RD.

IT'S LIKE CONSISTENCY HELPS.

HUH, REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

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>>152908259
>gets called out, loses his composure, and stops posting images
You're the redditor here, bud.
>>152908357
Don't jungle, having a jungler is suicide for the rest of your lanes.
I'd recommend Nyx or Timbersaw, both are strong at the moment.

reminder about virtue signaling being a thing ruining everything

>>152908459
they won TI because of techies abuse and the only one who could play techies was Aui

its simple

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>>152908482
thank you based anon

>>152908401
.ru

>>152902251
blitz gave me free shit at mlg once thou

support morphling: good?

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>>152908574
no wonder CIS can't win dota in the Addy Age

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What is a hero that makes even the worst games bearable?

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>>152908710
The ability to burst ANYONE down with only an aether lens and eblade is not to be underestimated, anon.
If your team still loses a 5v4, at least you can say you did your job.

>>152908710
techies

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Did the amphetamine driven esports age start with rtz or dendi?

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>>152908686
>ressurecting a long dead meme
If what your team needs is a betterRoar on a 10 second cooldown, sure.

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>Team is full of people that are good at the game
>They all speak English
>Literally and genuinely 100% of the time

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>>152908879
neither, it started with the chinks

>>152908879
Its probably older than dota itself

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This guy is Ghost Revenant.

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>>152909072
>post-dendi
>"started with the chinks"

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>>152908710

>>152909008
I was actually hoping somebody would post an image like that. I miss those days.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

Can't wait for RTZ to start streaming on twitch again

Fuck Cancel and all these other noname shitters

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>rtz still gigacucked onto no name chink stream because he's on secret and contractually obligated to stay there

>no cripple hero

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>OG BTFO

>>152909130
>Won't release new heroes
>Will release heroes which were teased in dota1
>doesn't do ghost revenant or priest first
>will do WUKONG, A HERO LITERALLY EVERY OTHER MOBA HAS

I will never understand coldtoad or his arab-american brain.

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>its a "support ditches your ass so he can go shut down the enemy carry" episode
>except it ends with the enemy carry maintaining absurdly high GPM
I can't even comprehend how this shit happened, I dont even want to download the replay

I'm trying my absolute hardest to dox clq

my conclusion thus far is that he's a 22-25 year old white male named Leo from Seattle or Edmonds washington

halp

>>152905303
Looks gross but this is probably amazing drunk food.

>decide to play a game of dota for the first time in 3 months
>fuck its lets play ranked
>1 guy insta DCs from the game at the start of the draft
>game ends after 50~ seconds of starting because we can leave.

Thanks dota

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>>152909279
>tfw fall is coming

Comfiest season.

>>152905303
>that cheese pour that just keeps going and going

>Blitz will try to play comp dota
my fucking gigasides i sitll remember shitting all over him in pubs

>>152909751
His name is Brian Canavan

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/BananaSlamJamma

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>>152909805
>being drunk
>ever
THIS GIGASHITTER

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>>152909918
REMOVE HEAT

>>152909978
chi long qua is not bsj, which is a shame because that would be a legendary amount of dual-personality

I really wanna find who he is though. I'm a big fan but im goddamn curious as to what he looks like

>>152910001
Only way I can get through a dota game without hating the world.

>>152910075
he's my dad

Does IceFrog play ranked?

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>>152909751
>trying to dox barneyy

>>152910075
No, its BSJ, he fucked up and accidentally showed it in a video

>>152910220
he commented right under it "I am not BSJ" it was a joke using inspect element lol

also CLQ has griefed BSJ on stream a number of times

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First he bangs this girl, then he kicks some burger, and then he bangs this girl again.

How does he do it?

CLQ is jigglebilly

Who do I support my noob friend with?

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>>152901190
>American was the weakest link

>>152910630
>JB disappears
>CLQ becomes a lot more active
It all makes sense now.

>>152908710
ogre
even when you're losing, getting that ding ding ding x4 killing an opponent makes it fun

anyone knows who icefrog is? Wiki says he is a muslim, have I been playing an isis game all these time?

>>152910979
i am icefrog, if you have any questions let me know

>>152910979
>Abaddon
>Lucifer
>non of the Muslim or Jewish Gods are used

Really makes you think

>>152910979
riot ceo and some people who worked with him said he was arab-american

>>152909918
>Southern hemisphere
>The seasons of melting, waves of sweat, and mosquitos are beginning

How is there not yet a technology that allows us to completely erradicate spring and summer?

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>>152910630
i miss him

>>152910928
no fucking chance

I wish though. the two people's personalities are so ridiculously different. CLQ on stream is usually out of character to some extent, and hes a really private, no bullshit type of individual

>>152911062
will there be mini bosses every X.X9 patch anymore?
Now that all the heros have been ported, what are your plan next? Bring back the old heroes like gambler?

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>no fag gassing hero
Uh, dotardes?