/dag/+/wrpg/ - Dragon Age and Western RPG General #988

All five attempts of the previous thread combined should be enough to count up by 1.
G-goob job, man!!

>this long before a new thread was made
I'm gonna be honest, I could've made a new thread, but I wanted to see how long it would take for someone else to do it

>>152894596

Same desu, then I eventually did it because I thought my reminder was good....

>>152894802
I would tend to agree. /meg/ doesn't belong here, even if Mass Effect sort of does

>3 posters
Really putting the anon in anonymous

>>152897572
4 now. Making me, Tulpa, the faggot that won't shut up about landwhales, and whoever the 4th is.

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>>152898679
I'm The Fourth Man

>>152899089
What's going on? It feels like there's a weird tension everywhere.

>>152899863
I think that a lot of the regulars left during that period where every post was of the "thom's crotch cheese" quality, either because they didn't like those posts, or because they got banned for posting them
I could be wrong though, it just seems like the thread is way more empty than it was just a few weeks ago

>>152900069
I've got a meeting. Don't die.

>>152902265
Well, since you asked nicely...

If I play as a female elf to romance Solas, can I then romance Sera once he leaves?

>>152906452
No

This question disturbs me on several different levels

>>152906646
Why? I absolutely despise playing as a female in RPGs but I heard romancing Solas ties into the story well but if I have to play a female I'd rather romance Sera..

Or should I just say fuck it and play as a male elf and romance neither of them?

>>152907324
There's nothing fundamentally wrong with either of the romances, I just don't like elves in DA, and I think Solas is an asshole

>>152907516
Fair enough. I'm just having a difficult time picking a team for my first play through.. I love all the options but I'm way too OCD for this shit.

Opinions? Should I go with:

(Fe)male Elf Warrior (Reaver)
Sera
Solas

or

Male Qunari Mage (Rift)
Cassandra
Solas
Varric

or

Male Human Rogue (Bow)
Blackwall
Cole
Dorian

Please help.. ;~;

Also I plan to play on nightmare with as many trials as possible on at all times.

>>152908174
I'm not the most knowledgeable on game mechanics, but Qunari have the least extra content of all of the races
You'll also want to switch your party around sometimes, because you might need a specific companion to do some quest, or you want to gain approval with them

>>152908431
I know Qunari get the shit end of the stick, which sucks considering they're my favourite race.

And I'm sure I'll have to use other companions at some point, but for when there's no obligation, those are the party setups I want. I have no interest in using Vivienne, and Iron Bull I definitely want in my time I just can't seem to squeeze him in.

>>152908791
From what I remember, gameplay-wise, Cassandra and Blackwall are both pretty much equally good as tanks. Solas is slightly better than Dorian, and Sera is the best rogue. Bull is really weak in my experience

Keep in mind that if you play as a male, the only good romance option fro heterosexuals is Cassandra

I wish I could be more helpful. Maybe someone else will come on eventually that knows more

>>152906286
There's something off about this one.

>>152894170
>Divinity: OS
>just talked to that Legion commander
>go to the lighthouse, graveyard, etc.
>get utterly wrecked going four different ways (wolves after a stray dog, burning dudes, a wolf spirit from a grave, and some zombies)
Is there some secret I'm missing here? It's not a question of "become proficient", I get immediately killed in one turn.

>>152910049
OS is legitimately quite difficult
Are you exploiting your environment as much as you can? IE using choke points, using lightning in rain, using oil slicks etc?

>>152910796
There's little to "exploit" if one enemy takes out half the health of one character per turn.

>>152911050
Post your party

>>152911050
Make sure you've got 4 people. You can recruit at least 3 of them in that starting village. If you aren't a tank yourself then send the recruited tank to the front first.

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>>152908791
>qunari

Dwarf waifus

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>>152916072
Get out and take this pizza with you

>>152917872
I don't want your freakin' pizza!

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>152911490
This. We use two on couch co-op, then use Wolgraff and Madora. You find them in Cyseal in random places and there's several to choose from. Should be a chick in a cage, some guy lingering upstairs in the library above Town Hall, and I can't recall the others.

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>>152919695
Shut up and drink this!

>>152921695
I played the game in single player
I imagine the dialogue mechanics can get pretty interesting in co-op

>>152921919
Almost didn't recognize that as Dan Aykroyd

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Well, folks.. I just found this while doing orders.
>From Gaming Heads. The Iron Bull is a massive engine of destruction. He stands tall and fearless in the face of monstrous creatures. Gaming Heads is proud to present the Dragon Age: Inquisition - Iron Bull 1/4 Scale Statue, standing about 22 1/2", crafted in polystone resin and painted by artisans to capture him in all of his awesome glory. Sculpted by Kaushik Manna, each statue comes in deluxe full-color packaging, has a hand-numbered base and a Certificate of Authenticity. Limited to 1,000 pieces worldwide only.
>469.99
This expensive of a fucking statue and they chose THAT character.

>>152922109
>22 1/2"
What on earth would you even do with a 22 inch tall figure

>>152922263
Stick a banana on his horns

>>152922263
Hang your broken dreams for DA on it, I guess.

>>152922313
Use his axe thing to butter bread

>>152921919
If I had artistic talent, I'd draw this as a venatori mage holding an ocularum

>>152922581
Oh, and your tears for spending 3 car payments on one of the shittiest characters of the game.
>>152923567
Try it anyway. What could it hurt?

So I went through that entire meeting and then some with my zipper down.

I want to replay this series but Mass Effect has a game coming out sooner so I should probably replay that for Andromeda.

>>152924537
Play both?

>Posters: 11
*D.Va voice* lol

>>152925119
That sounds like it would take too much time and I can only play one series at once.

>>152927335
Maybe swap between them, play ME1, then play Origins?
I've played through the whole ME series at once before, and you get really burnt out by the end

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>>152926539
>overmeme

>stop shampooing every day
>start using a blow dryer and making sure my hair is completely dry before I go outside
Feels good /dag/. Less poofy and frizzy, more curly

>>152922648
>>152922313
>>152922581
Well, at least it's a multitasker

>>152928795
>shampooing every day
How

>>152928795
If you have longer hair, use a cleanser instead of shampoo. They don't strip oils out of your hair as much but still clean it somewhat.

>>152929386
Well, first you get in the shower...

>>152928795
Could you imagine the cops coming in after a break-in and seeing the robber in a broken mess on the floor from being maimed to shit with that thing?

Look at the shea moisture line. I use the superfruit shit. It's sulfate free but your hair still feels clean after (and smells more unisex to me). Then do the well-diluted dob of conditioner in it wet while scrunching. Blow dryers can cause frizz and heat damage. Mine's just shy of my waist, but I usually leave the house with it damp.

What hair product does Morrigan use?

So, REALISTICALLY (as in matching your personality IRL):

>Aerie
>Viconia
>Jaheira

>>152930407
Realistically what?

>>152930637

Who would you want a relationshit with, you silly billy?

>>152929603
Continue...

>>152931020
Well, I think I'd get along well with Liara
I kind of doubt she would be interested in me, completely ignoring the space alien stuff

>>152931026
Then you get out once you're finished!

>>152931316
Ugh...

>>152931374
You should try it, it feels good to be clean

>>152931492
I don't like water.

>>152930230
Mixing local herbs from the swamp in with water and boiling up a concoction maybe.

>>152930407
Picking from those three?

>>152931923

Well, yeah, because BGII remains the best to this day.

I mean, unless you want to include the HIGHLY POPULAR "eth eth eth" girl mod.

>>152932034
Oh, I get it now
I want to say Viconia but I'd probably get tired of that relatively quickly

>>152932034
>eth eth eth

B-back the fuck off?

>>152932214
But wasn't the point to pick one that would have fit the best? If you're going to get tired of her quickly, she would suck for you, yeah?

>>152932381
Of those three, she'd fit the best. I mean that I might occasionally want a loving relationship rather than "Male, fetch me something to eat!"

>>152932587
>not wanting to be someone's bitch
Understandable, actually.

>>152899863
>>152900069
Maybe nobody posts because this general actually gets mad if you post video games

Night

>>152930407
all belong in the bin

>>152936624
top pleb

>>152936624
Delete this

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>>152936624
kys

>>152935290
>assuming anyone cares about some retard spamming shit everyone has already played

It's ded because bitchy tumblrinas can't stop reporting culture.

>>152897226
Good. I shut down Liara instantly in Me1 and always hated how obsessive she was despite the fact I openly hated her.

>>152941401
>>152941482
you seem rather easily upset

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>>152923878
Here's the absolute best I could do, I refuse to work on this any longer.

>>152941836
Anon, were you working on that for 5 hours?

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>>152941836
kek, bretty gud

saved, here is a hayley

>>152941593
>muh hugbox
Truth hurts, huh?

>>152941919
No, I was playing Overwatch for most of that, I just did that in about 30 minutes.

>>152941984
how would it hurt? i've been banned for posting culture as well
being upset enough to complain about it is pinnacle autism

>>152942145
I'm not complaining, I'm just saying the truth about the state of this general.

How to fix /dag/:
>remove all women (mommy can stay)
They don't play video games and hate culture the only thing they contribute is drama.

>>152944282
*How to fix the world

>>152944282

Careful, lad, you'll trigger some whale.

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>>152944402
Nah, we still need breeding sows until waifus become real.

>>152899863
It's literally the same as it's always been, I don't see any difference.

>>152944282
You don't need to expunge women broadly, just the defective ones. Unfortunately, they are the loudest ones here and tend to drive everyone else away.

>>152946421

How do we get rid of them?

>>152946421
I don't make such distinctions, they're all obnoxious, unfunny attention whores from what i've seen here.

>>152944282
>mommy can stay
is this a joke because she's our most annoying hambeast

>>152946812
She actually gives people some attention though instead of ignoring everything she doesn't like like certain other cow.

>>152946910
lol i bet you liked colefriend too

>>152946482
Keep telling them what you think of them. Worked for CF and kiki.

>>152946987
She was pretty hot and not a bitchy manhating cunt.

>>152947030

Kiki is agender, okay..?

>>152947083
Something was off about her, I know it.

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>ywn cuck Solas with Sera

Why live.

>played as an arcane warrior several times
>only now realize that you're supposed to wear armor, not robes

Belfies?

>>152947424
>something was off about a woman who now draws FNAF porn

you don't say

>>152948015
Just about what you'd expect of a "woman" from /dag/.

>>152947424

>100% sadist at bdsmtest
Not that that's bad or anything!

This thread is pretty comfy.

>>152909462
I think it's mostly to do with the shading. It's really weird and makes it hard to tell if it's a 3D model or a drawing

Why am I still awake...

>>152948061
>Remembering test results from one and a half years ago

>>152949137

That one just really stood out desu

I guess I must be having fun

>Bdsm test has 8 pages
Too long...

daddy...

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>2016
...w-w-when?...

>>152954723

who gives a shit...

i only come here for new Morrigan pictures

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>>152955139

Have my rarest... lit .never posted anywhere EVER!!

>>152955267

ill keep it safe

>>152935290
Post them anyway.
>>152941836
If you took some time to shade it, it would look better than 80% of the stuff on Deviant Art.

i only come here for K-Pop

>>152948937
The Daz studio stuff usually looks a little strange to me for some reason. Maybe you're right and it is the shading. It's something about the head/neck though.
Sleeping pill time?

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>ywn be a cute lesbian
>ywn cuck Solas

>>152948909
>no screenshot spam
>no Solas-posting landwhales

It really is.

>>152962002
>go to /tesg/
>people post screenshots
>go to /fog/
>people post screenshots
>go to /gsg/
>people post screenshots
really makes you think

sniffing waifus natural byproducts.

Do you think I could handle a nightmare run + all trials with the starting 3 companions and a Rift Mage Quinari Inquisitor?

Also, I'm keeping friendly fire off, but do enemies have friendly fire? Like can they hurt each other?

ME:A is at the point where it should be at the height of it hype, yet nobody but hardcore ME autists even care or know about it. Nobody cares. At all. They put their remaining resources into this shit and on top of that paid to make it denuvo protected. It will flop so hard that it will mean the total downfall of BW, it will have to be disbanded and all of its incoming projects, including anything DA related, will be cancelled.

haha thats nice and all buut where are the belfies

trans overwatchfus
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a178c911eb9963e8d6641dc717b86bea/tumblr_obopaaPZ8S1v62p4fo1_1280.jpg

>>152969927
seriously kill yourself

>>152970263
>>>reddit

>landwhale this
>landwhale that
Who let their 5 year old on 4chan?

>>152969927
Thank you...

>>152969362
For your first go around, I guess it's possible.

>>152969362
Enjoy getting wrecked by bears

>>152976620
that's hot

>>152969362
You'll probably die from boredom

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Cool thread

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>last post on the BSN

>>152982215
At least it didn't die yet but that will change, the last one died 5 times so there is no way this one will make it.

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>>152982861
I used to feel bad for /dag/ because it was always dying, but now I wonder how this joke of a community has even stayed on /vg/ so long

>>152983129
What will happen to all the losers that still used BSN after today? Maybe a few will be """"brave"""" enough to come here

>>152984013
Can't be worse than the regular contingent
Chances are you'd just chase them out for posting about games

Which one, /dag/?

Option 1)
• Elf Warrior (Reaver)
• Elf Mage (Rift)
• Elf Rogue (Tempest)
Pros:
OCD
Good for story
Favourite class and specialization
Cons:
Either play as a female or no romance
Only 3/4 members, more difficult, will eventually lose 1 more making it 2/4, won't be difficult by then though

Option 2)
• Qunari Mage (Rift)
• Elf Mage (Rift)
• Dwarf Rogue (Artificer)
• Human Warrior (Templar)
Pros:
Great for story
Well balanced team
Cons:
Qunari is a bad race
Will lose one member, making it 3/4

Option 3)
• Human Mage (Rift)
• Human Mage (Necromancer)
• Human Rogue (Assassin)
• Human Warrior (Champion)
Pros:
"Best" racial bonus
Cons:
Not my favourite companions

Option 4)
• Dwarf Warrior (Champion/Templar)
• Dwarf Rogue (Artificer)
Pros:
Build I've always wanted to try
Bromance?
Cons:
Only 2/4 of a team, no Mage = no barriers

>>152985651
How about you play a better game like TW3?

>>152985959
How about no?

>>152985651
Human mage

>I don't like dragon age
>I hate /dag/
>But I'm going to keep posting here anyway!

>>152987314
It's either that kind of shitposting or 404, what do you want?

>>152985651
I don't understand what you're asking

>>152987513
If you don't like it here, why would you care if it 404s or not? Literally just leave if you don't like the thread or the games posted here. I'm sure you can think of something better to do with your time

>>152987619
So you want the thread to be deleted. Wow, why are you even here then??

>>152987758
>You don't want the thread to be deleted
>But all you seem to do is complain that the thread exists
Explain your logic

>>152987758
It gets deleted even with your amazing presence

>>152987609
Sorry.

Which party setup I should use for my first nightmare run. Hoping to have all the trials active as well.

Was sending that to a friend who doesn't play which is why I didn't name the companions. The Inquisitor is the first character in each option.

>>152987932
Oh, I see
Well, I wouldn't play as reaver if was my first time playing, even more so on nightmare. It takes a while to pick up. Same with option 4, might as well be soloing the game because you need to upgrade Varric's weapon before he can become useful
Option 2 seems alright, kind of questioning the decision to use two rift mages but I guess they can complement each other decently. I'd probably go with a KE though because that's the most OP spec, which is useful for a nightmare run, especially so since you won't have immediate access to all the high tier shematics
As for option 3, racial bonuses really don't matter in the long run

>>152988324
Option 2 is my preference and while normally I don't like double specializations, apparently Solas leaves and some point and it just makes sense for the Inquisitor to be a Rift Mage.

And KE was nerfed a long time ago. Or I would have thought about it. It's the same reason I don't want Vivienne on my team.

>>152988864
Sure, it got nerfed, but it's still very powerful

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tfw no anime based on /dag/nas

tfw no cloak and dagger style anymays about elves

>>152990213
What would the dagpanions anime OP sound like?

>>152990705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03x0bU2w9HI

>anime
plebs get out

>playing dragon age 3
>no meril
>no timid dalish elf to impregnate
>no blood magic waifu
>only elf pussy is sara
>find out she is a dyke

WHAT THE FUCK

I don't like what Dragon Age has become.

>>152993803
Fuck off from this japanese anime board then

>>152897226
"Nanjing no real"

>playing dragon age 2
>see fenris

WHAT THE FUCK

>>152994904
Welcome to 4 years ago

>tfw can't even pirate MEA when it comes out because le Denuvo
I'm not paying for ME ever again!

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>>153000030
I'll probably buy it since I'm a good sheep

>he didn't romance Morrigan, Merrill and Cass

>>153004421

I don't need to romance anyone but Morri and didn't even play 2 long enough to start any romance.

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>>152894170
How do I make better quality webms?

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>>153005401
Record what you want
Download webm for bakas
Put your file in
Resize it to something appropriate for 4chan. I like 1280x720
Set file limit to 3mb
Enable high quality mode
Start
That's how I make mine

>>153005401
Also what game is that?

Are the Ubisoft South Park games to be discussed here or should I make a thread over in /co/? I just want to know for the future. I also want to speculate about FBW.

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>>153007309
Arcanum. It's by the guys who made Fallout and it's fucking brilliant, I think I like it better than Fallout, actually.

The basic premise is that it's a world where steampunk and magic meet. So you can use guns or bombs or summon demons and shit. Pretty cool.

>>153007752
I bought that for really cheap on gog years ago and I still haven't gotten around to actually playing it

>>153007734
You could try to discuss them here, but there would presumably be more people who know a lot about them on /co/

>>153007948
Thanks. I'll try to keep that in mind come December.

>>153005401
Looks like something only reeaally old people can enjoy via nostalgia goggles

>>153009283
Please kill yourself. I've never played this game before and yet it is amazing. Seeing as this is the bioware general I guess having shit taste is normal.

>>153009812
It's ok grandpa, you probably remember other old games with that style and just feel at home in the past.

So the Inquisitor is basically a Rift Mage, yeah?

I find it hard to pick any other class besides that because of it.

How can I have a team of 2 mages, 1 rogue and 1 warrior having all 4 races but including Iron Bull?

>>153010546

No, just a dude with a glowing hand that can close and open rifts, which rift mages seemingly can't do.

>>153010895
Bull-warrior-qunari
Dorian-mage-human
Solas-mage-elf
You-dwarf-rogue

>>153011549
>A dwarf rogue
Not to be stereotypical, but that seems a bad choice in most fantasy settings.

>>153011727
Well, it's either you're the dwarf rogue, or Varric is and you take the place of one of the mages (elf or human).

so is Thom straight or gay

>>153014992
He's like Frieza in DBZ

>>153015354
An alien????

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>>153018284
...yes

>>153018507
that webm is disturbing

>1 hour
I'm afraid to go to sleep

Seriously can someone else keep the thread on life support? I'm tired

Lord Seeker?!

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Moste...

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>>153034075
No

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>tfw first snow
Sumwan, warm me up...

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>>153034158
You have the right to that opinion even it is objectively wrong.

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>>153034075
Hey, it's my birthday!

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>>153034712
>recruiting zevran
>speaking to zevran

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>>153034712
Happy birthday anon

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>>153034831
Destroy yourself
>>153034976
Thank you, anon

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Don't die in your sleep, /dag/.

It's too easy a death for this wicked place

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>>153035602
Elf dreams

want to kill me some elves

Hand holding...

>>153039387
Can I practice with you?

>tfw just wrote a ridiculously long review of a fanfiction
I don't know why I keep reading this shit, but I can't help myself

>>153040719
You should try a more noble pastime than reading fanfiction, like joining ISIS and killing children.

>>153041614
I can't grow a terrorist beard though...

>>153041796
You don't need one, they need people that don't look like obvious terrorists for covert shit too.

>>153040370
You embarrass me, sir!

>>153041932
Does Islam allow squid waifus?

>>153042042
Waifus are not haram, definitely preferable to actually fucking a woman before marriage. Of course, raping non-Islamic women is encouraged.

>>153042262
>squid waifu is covered in a burka
>no one even knows that she's a seafood delicacy except for me
WTF i love Islam now

Why do 'slamic women even dress like that, literally nothing in their religion states that they should, it's just their men being insecure about getting cucked.

>>153042873
Wikipedia says that it does in the Qur'an

>>153043110
>They are supposed to dress like that so they focus less on how they look and focus more on education
Then why are they intentionally kept dumb and do nothing but grocery shopping and household?

Should I romance Sera or Josephine?

>>153045185
Pick some hetero option, you fag.

>>153045223
But the only male companion that is nice is Blackwall and he's a bro.

>>153045279
Just fuck him. Or go for maccheroni.

>>153045336
No thank you.
>Or go for maccheroni
I don't know what that means.

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>>153045384
Take a guess.

>>153045450
So Cullen? Why is he macaroni/noodles? Is he awkward and it's supposed to be spaghetti?

Also, he's just boring.

Let me ask you this instead, which character has the most content to their romance?

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>>153045690
That's why.

Most default canon content - Cass
Most Disney-tier content - Josie and Cullen
Most story-heavy elven glory content - Solas inb4 reeee
Most muh lesbians lel xD content - Sera
Most Daddy's waifu content - Dorian
Most bdsm comedy content - Iron Bull
Most aimo content - Blackwall

Pick your poison.

>>153046101
Ah. I see.

I was thinking more about the amount of content.

Like a quick look at the wiki it seems like Sera's has way much more to it than Josephine which is why I was considering both of them even though I don't really care that much about Sera.

>>153046101
>All DA:I romances are shit
>MEA will probably waste one romance on trans cancer and make the other ones intentionally ugly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWH8bWm_joI

>>153046391

>Please bear in mind that some cringe moments are because I have Autism and other assorted mental health problems. Not an excuse mind you, but do keep that in mind.
Anon...

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>>153046236
Josie has some comfy cutscenes and a duel also BIG SIS LEL IS WATCHING, overall sweet and classic. Sera has cookies, "what to gift" quest and some additional content in trespasser. Pretty much equal. Just follow your heart or watch youtube videos with their romances.

>>153046754
Alright. Guess I will do that. Thanks.

Josie is much cuter than Sera imo, I romanced her with a female character so it was a bit weird but I imagine it works well with a human male

>>153046749
Are you saying you are not an autist? What the fuck are you doing here?

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>>153047409
Not a big fan of Scribbles, but I agree. Literally everything is cuter than Sera

>>153047772

I'm a highly functioning schizoid!

>>153047409
>>153047776
On another note. Josie or Cass?

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>>153048029
Cass, of course.

>>153048126
Cass is unpure.

>>153048186
Say that again, motherfucker.

>>153048126
She is so disgusting. What were they thinking.

>>153047948
Is that something with split personalities?

>>153048539
It's when you're an extreme shut-in, often overlaps with misanthropy

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>>153048392
Say that to his dick.

Cassandra Phentaghast, more like Cucksandra Slutaghast.

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>>153048632
You don't have to be a virgin physically to have a PURE soul. It also was her first and one time before Inquisitor and only because of love.

>>153048768
UNPURE. UNPURE!

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>>153048867
FUCK YOU

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>>153048539

No, but it doesn't exclude it either

>>153047948
More like a shitzoid

>>153049264
>implying fan fap material is a proof
Umm...

>>153049421
The proof is her "Oh wow only one other man fucked me so well but I think you were even better" right after you fucked.

>>153049421
Her incredible natural decadence and depravity is enough to inspire grand works of art. Like a pen to a paper or a chisel to a stone, her debauchery leads artists to form what only comes naturally when they witness her sovereign impurity.

>>153049628
It only speaks for her inexperience.

>>153049663
Your perverted perception cannot change the truth.

>>153049956
>It only speaks for her inexperience.
Inexperience at not being a huge slut you mean.

The truth is, you are her rebound. She gave herself to another man, he died. So now she's stuck with you, a hole to fill her empty void left be another man. A tool to subjugate her ravenous longing for peckers and passion and to relive the life and yearning she once had with her lover. Using you as an empty vessel to bring back her lost lust back to her.

>>153050265
>implying I'm not okay with it
Replace lust with love and we're done.

>>153050412
You seem to think the two aren't interchangeable.

>>153049301

[You were indicted]

>>153050457
Tell prostitutes that lust = love and see their reaction.

>>153050648
You can have lust without love, but you can't have love without lust.

>>153050648
The ones in my price class usually can't understand English.

>>153050679
>implying mothers are lust for their children
Seriously?

>>153050679

Asexual erasure much?

>>153050791
I doubt if she only felt motherly love for the player she would fuck him.

>>153050930
Inquisitor forcefully seduced her with poetry and she rewarded him with tender pure sex.

>>153051016
And thus, she is far from pure.

>>153050791
You did see the kieran x morrigan webms and realise they are canon?

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>>153051038
Again
>you don't have to be a virgin physically to have a pure soul
It's natural to want to have an intimate link with your partner when you're really in love, but technically it's not a simple wild lust, but a high form of physical weighted intimacy, like hand holding, hugs and kisses. tl;dr pure love is about feelings, caring and thinking and having sex with a person you love, unpure lust is about focusing on body, passion and having sex with a person you don't give a fuck about.
And Cass is all about loving you.

>>153052039
>>153049421

>>153052352
It is proof

>>153034712
Happy birthday, Anon.

>>153052510
Made by Gaider himself, I bet.

>>153052550
Only the gay ones.

>>153052580
>kieran x morrigan
>gay ones
???

>>153052626
The other ones are made by different BW employees, Gaider also isn't one anymore so his porns counts as the least canon.

>>153052815
But there's no EA copyright watermark on any of it, so it isn't a canon at all.

>>153052970
EA doesn't even know what DA is about.

>>153040719
Some of it is pretty good though. A lot of it is just really shitty erotica, but then there's the stuff that'swritten like it could be an extension of the game itself.
>>153042873
It's weird, because I remember researching into zoroastrianism a while back and saw that how a lot of women wanted to convert to Islam from it because of how strict zoroastrianism was.

>>153053009
It doesn't matter, watermark is a must-have thing.

>>153046391
>the comments
How weren't some of these people drowned by their parents?

>>153053095
They can hardly openly admit to be responsible for shota porn. It's hidden within the porn scenes. I'm afraid you will have to watch them all.

>>153053298
I would rather wait to see the reused sfm-animations in DA4 cut scenes so you could critique it with a full knowledge of the original source.

>>153053489
Memes aside I wish they would hire professional SFM porn makers for the sex scenes. I'm afraid that actual sex scenes will always look like two robots bumping against each other if made by usual BW staff

>>153053738
Agreed. Even TW3 with it's mocaped "sex scenes" had an unnatural vibes and we still don't have at least that tier of animation. And people are making even better animations without mocap and tons of money!

>literal pedophiles thinking their opinions matter

>>153053081
I guess...
I read a LOT of fanfiction though

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Elf

>>153056018
>wet, white clothes
>not transparent
wtf

sleepy saturday

How the fuck am I supposed to get through the intro on nightmare with all the trials on?

>>153060053
What are you? Casul?

>>153060053
You don't need to fight everything

>>153060053
Well, I can suggest to _____git gud______

I'm playing as a Mage and Cassandra is too stupid to attack things on her own, so I have to start the fight and then they kill me because she won't take the agro after.

I really hate running from enemies, but I'm thinking about it.

#killallelfs

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>Stumble upon the music of Heroes of Might and Magic 4 on YT
>It's beautiful
>Check out game
>Looks like ass and according to the comments is also bugged to hell
It doesn't deserve that music

>>153064108
It's not really bugged, only very easy to exploit and comes with shit MP
I still liked it, the single player campaigns were well written and it was cool to control your own hero during combat

tfw dead thread

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Freshly installed Windows...
I saved my waifu folder though. I'm sure you're all relieved

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>>153079571
>that leg

>>153079719
Um could you stop being so ableist?

>anon still hasn't posted his inquisitors

>>153080791
What if the inquisitors don't really exist?

>>153048867
>fucking 1(potentially 2) person in 38 years of life.

better than 99% of the women in that whore filled continent

/dag/+/wrpg/+/kpopg/

Let's just rename it to /cncrg/ (after cancer) and relocate to /trash/

>>153084043
Just leaf if you don liek it xDD

>>153085383
rofl omg whiny-kun xDDD belfies haha xD

>>153084043
>>153085383
>>153085553
samefag

>>153083349
>>153086589
samefag

>>153087794
hehehe... nope!

i only come here for k-pop daddy belfies and im not afraid of reminding everyone of it at least 10 times in every thread

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>>153088372

neo-/dag/ is way too serious and butthurt

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normies out having fun
sitting here staring at my gun

Is the BG2 Enhanced Edition good enough to play on its own or does it need mods to fix stuff?

Also, anyone have any suggestions for mods?

Elves are real in russia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVV-md-cq-o
The first thing that made me notice that video was from russia was that horrible wallpaper

>>153095303
Nah, you don't need any mods if you have the EE. Same with BG1

Some people might argue that installing the normal BG2 and modding it is the way to go. I don't agree, but it's up to to you

>>153079571
What's the mass on her thigh?

>>153095770
Element zero

yoooo

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>>153103037
What do you want

>>153103731
i want the stalkers to leave reviewbrah alone!

>>153103731
You got any glazed donuts?

Really though. Speaking honestly, my waifu is objectively superior to yours on every conceivable level.

>>153107880
So superior you don't even dare to say her name because deep inside you you know she's a shit?

>>153108013
I'm not ashamed of her! Her name is ______jk lol

>>153108232
I bet it's liara and that's why you are afraid to say it. And rightfully so.

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>>153108308
I wish I was as good as you guys at figuring out who an anon is

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>>153103731
Ayyy le ebin 90's suit boy

>>153113465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJcSj8ww00
Any aspiring patrician should be subscribed to him

>>153108453
You'll be able to figure out who all five of us are soon enough.

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So...
What are you up to /dag/

>>153121772
Thinking about crows. Why do you think crows were used by Leliana's secret spy people instead of other birds?

>>153124358
Crows are quite intelligent I guess
Were they used for sending messages, or what? I don't quite remember

>>153124643
Yeah, they were used kinda like carrier pigeons.
And yeah, they're insanely smart. They can craft and use tools for problem solving among a bunch of other cool shit. I left some peanuts out on the deck to attract some.

>>153125001
I don't know that their superior intelligence to pigeons would be all that useful for just carrying messages. Maybe Shale really did lower the pigeon population to such a degree that they have to use crows instead of pigeons now.
> Corff the Bartender indirectly references Shale when he mentions that “the pigeon population has taken a nose dive in Ferelden.”

are the DA:I DLCs worth getting? besides "story" and "romance" shit do they actually have any interesting combat encounters and like, content?

also has anyone made an armpit hair mod yet? asking for a friend

>>153125964
All of them except for Trespasser are low on story, heavy on combat and dungeons