/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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These are my quickplay stats. What kind of player do you think I am?

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Post healslut

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Third for D.Va cameltoe.

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Have you accepted Reinhardt into your heart today?

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Its a well known fact that Mei players do not have souls

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>>152844561

If you could be any Overwatch girl, which would you be?

Mercy for me, obvious choice, followed by d.va

>>152844590
One I can easily fuck up

Why do Mercy players pretend they're being useful? 98% of them are shit.

>>152844469
Because white/red is aesthetic as fuck, and his other skins are all shit

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Post best mom

What happened to the sombra garbage yesterday.

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>yfw you wake up tomorrow and see 5%

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Anyone know source?

>>152844590
An angry slut

>>152844590
One who takes personal offense to the enemy team enjoying themselves.

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>>152844670
my answer is obvious

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New map when

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monkey POTG that doesn't involve bopping people off the map

>>152844712
This is adorabls

>>152844713
The countdown ended.

And lead to another, slower countdown.

>>152844687
Chrome is better.

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>>152844748

you said it

Any one else not give a fuck about sombra any more?

>>152844775
i really hate this intro for winston. its so stupid

>>152844719
I really hope this happens and the only way for it to proceed is to decipher sombra's shitposting.

>>152844775
>enemy team too retarded to focus the monkey

>>152844819
I'm more interested in the new map and Rienhardt skin

>tfw you will never get raped by mercy
why live

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>>152844712

>>152844819
Those were some shitty blueballs we got yesterday. Fuck Sambro

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>>152844687
>>152844802
Shit taste, both of you

>>152844819
Reporting in.

I got way too hyped last night (gmt+1), I feel burned out after the disappointment. I don't know what I was expecting to be honest.

>>152844829
same, what the fuck is the point of it?

Verdict on the new map?

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>>152844871
>you will never be made love to as Mercy

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These are my stats for Competitive. What kind of player do you think I am?

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>>152844719

What are some of the best/more fun hero duo combinations? A good fella of mine and I tried Ana+Rein and Zenyatta+Genji for a few days and had a blast with both setups, any more good synergies like these?

>tfw a 250 pound mei will never crush your dick
why live

>>152844954
One who realised that playing supports doesn't get you any rank gain, so he switched to Reaper.
I sure wish I did.

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Post fav voice lines and when to use them.
>Roadhog "push off" after every lucio hook and kill
>lucio "i aint hearing dat noise" after every "i need healing"

>>152844819
Blizz effectively destroyed any hype I had

Mada mada!

>>152844954
A faggot nerd legit reposting for (you)'s, albeit a different picture.

>its a disconnected from battle net episode

>>152844871
>>152844947
>Ana will never put you to sleep and have her way with you
>>152844998
Double Winston
Double Tracer
Roadhog and Ana

>>152844819
I didn't have hype, nor do I have anti-hype as a reaction to disappointments, it's just a "Ok, it's on the way, wake me when it's here" sort of thing.

>>152845017
You're right because she isn't fat
Fucking fatfags need to fuck off forever

This sombra ARG is a complete bore while the new map is OK at best and is terrible at the last checkpoint.

>go on ytmnd for the first time in years for a nostalgia kick
>it's the fucking overwatch font

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>>152844871
>you will never tie up Mercy and Pharah and gangbang Mercy in front of Pharah then record all of it and force Mercy to watch the whole thing

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What type of materials is Genjis body made out of?
Are the metal-ly parts cold to the touch? Can they get hot in the summer?

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>>152845029
>"That's how you get tinnitus!" after booping someone off a ledge
>"She shoots, she scores!" with a pulse bomb kill
>"I don't think so." when attaching the quad laser to a bunnyhopping genji

>>152845097
>Ana will never put you to sleep and have her way with you

Ew

Reinhardt or soldier instead, please

>>152844910
>Wanting to look like a sandnigger

>>152845029
>"I was hoping for a challenge" as Genji after killing a tank or another Genji
>"You know nothing" as Ana after someone wastes my god damn Nano Boost

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How do these make you feel?

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Is 45cm/360 too much?

>>152844829
>>152844930
It's supposed to look like Winston going mad only to show that he's the exact opposite.

>>152845145
>ytmnd
Holy shit, blast from the past. Funny how the latest contest is some bullshit from 2 years ago, though.

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>>152845280
>>152845280

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>>152845280
Fully erect, and I don't even like brown girls usually. Whoever was hittin' that was having a good time.

>>152845280
I feel like wearing that myself. Looks nice.

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how are my stats guys

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>5%

>>152845193
gay ninja metal

>>152845342
it just looks dumb and awkward when it's context-less

so /btbg/, what's your favourite character?
Mine is the penguinator

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>>152845248
>not wanting to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWM6LyBj83M

I just like to make fake backstories for characters, I explicitly avoid anything that reminds me Genji is Asian and a ninja

What do you do when everything goes in the exact opposite direction of what it should?

>play Pharah
>koth
>enemy team is double genji + McCree + junkrat
>own team is hanzo and torb
>see 1 rocket literally fly through a genji
>my concussion blasts doesn't hit where I intend
>every single ult in the game targets me specifically
>as in junkrat goes out of his way to get his wheel close to me
>as in a genji literally ults so he can kill me and only me

What do you do when a game just goes sour for you?

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>>152845420
This

Am I the only one who didn't get all the summer skins they wanted but still like how blizzard did the event?

I got everything besides torbs, either of lucios and americrees

>>152845350
I had that fucking pi song stuck in my God damn head all week, had to revisit the page for it. I should shit post on there again sometime...

>>152845029
>"Aerial Superiority Achieved" when you shit fury over another Pharah

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>>152845475
Switch to Widowmaker and practice.

>>152845280
Glad I didn't get Horus, Captain Amari looks so much better

if there's anything worse than genji mains, it's mercy mains

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748905063

>>152845475
I whip out my favourite gunslinging cowboy with snake-like movement and shoot
I even shoot backwards

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>sick of pig one shooting me as Tracer
>play D.va
>bait him when his team is around
>Q
Fuck you

>>152845475
Lie back and think of Zarya.

I had 4 backfills into losing games in a row last night. The last one had people calling me useless when I had 4 golds and a silver DESPITE BACKFILLING.

>>152845280
reminds me that I got this shitty skin in a box

>>152845603
>http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748905063

Most Mercy players are brain dead.

>>152845475
>>152845556
I was about to say this ironically. Weird.

Except I usually swap off my gold weapons hero so people think I wasn't trying from the start

>Game is such a steamroll that PotG is me getting killing one person from full health with Mei headshots

Ok

>>152845350
There are some memories from 2005 in there.
http://elftwist.ytmnd.com/

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>>152845603
Dumb Mercy mains

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>>152845612

>>152845475
Switch to Mei and ruin everyone's fun
Or, if we don't have any supports, switch to lucio and just run around like an idiot

>>152845708
Pharah, partly for Ana though.
Even if she catches us I still have Ana.
Win win

>>152845642

Most of them LITERALLY just hold down m1. I wouldn't be surprised to see proof that at least 70% of them go entire games without ever pulling out their pistol.

>>152845029
>;)
Fits all situations
>I'm the quick, you're the dead
Reserved for at least triple kill with High Noon

>>152845708
Mercy only choice
(although, where's Roadhog? he's a close second)

>>152845772
That's because you're not supposed to
If you pull out your pistol regularly as Mercy, you're more useless than you already are

>>152845772
My favorite is how they'll guardian angel into the enemy team or stay up front instead of behind everyone.

>>152844486
>sombra countdown went up by a whole %

sheeeeeiiiiiiiiit

is it like 4-5 a day or something?

>>152845747

god tier battle tag and A E S T H E T I C

>>152845873
>He actually believes that

lol

>>152844998
Ana/Lucio

make everyone else experience the FAST

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>>152845708
Roadhog

>cobalt mercy
>amber mercy
>swiss mercy

pick 1

>>152845747
>Defeat

>>152845708
>Sad sloppy Hana BJs
>Cracking a tsun-tsun reaper and teleporting behind people with him

How do I choose?

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>call team useless like they are
>"well you're not doing any better"
>have 4 golds, everything but healing
>can't wait for game to end so I can rub it in their face
>3 end game cards go to enemy team, only 1 on our team goes to winston for blocking 4000 damage

Fuck this card system

>>152846015
Amber is probably the best epic in the game

>>152846108
Boo hoo hoo
Poor you
Let's back up the wambulance

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So in November when the novel comes out, will young Morrison end up actually being a bland boy scout with no edge like Reyes claims? Or are we going to see a cocky war junkie?

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>>152846125
excuse me?

>>152846010
Hog is the only way.

>>152845708
Seems biased toward Widowmaker

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>>152846125
They're the proper colors.

>>152846214
Boyscout until he becomes leader of Overwatch.

>>152844486
>KOTH winds up being 5 v 6 because the Bastion on our team refuses to move from the spawn and isn't getting kicked out for some reason
>have to switch to Lucio to help the active players left in the group not lose
>we wind up winning, but the results at the end are red across the board

Fucking 5 v 6.

>>152846125
i swap between cobalt and amber, some days i feel like blue wings

>>152846280
Unsurprising. Only a Widowfag would come up with that much bullshit

>>152845708
No Zarya, no buy.

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>>152846125
ah hem

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>>152846223
>that ugly shitty gun
nah senpai, go true red, white, and blue

>>152846295
Why did Reyes make friends with a boy scout though? It just doesn't seem to make sense. Wouldn't that type of person irritate him? They have to have some things in common.

>>152846382
stealth reinhardt

>>152846341
>>152846294
>>152846015

Devil Mercy is the best skin.
Taker her from a bland white girl into a literal sex demon.

Plus, all her cute emotes look even cuter while she looks evil.

>>152846446
You expect Reaper to have any type of consistency?

>>152845029
>Lucio kills Hanzo
>(disconcerted and hesitant) "You need a hug."

>>152846446
Maybe he just liked the rivalry between eachother and they became friends that way?

>>152846470
I don't like the horns on that skin desu

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>>152846485
"Gimme a hug, man!"

>>152846214
I really want to see McCree getting wigged out by an increasingly unhinged Reyes and his Blackwatch cronies encouraging his behavior, leading to McCree bailing out before the Gibraltar incident. Even if it's only a few pages, I'll be satisfied.

>>152844657
i hate playing that fucker, i can't kill anything and my team is never behind me

>>152846446
Him and ana were probably the only people who gave reaper the time of day

>>152846470
I used to want those skins, but then I saw that they nerf her breasts.

>>152846483
We don't really know much about him when he was in overwatch, it's all pretty confusing. I hope November clears it up

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>>152846470
>not imp

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where my shitterbros at tonight? post i you're bad but still keep playing because you're a massochist

>>152846625
He ran blackwatch
Overwatches black ops division
Was a moody bitch that he didn't get to be all famous and shit like Jack and everyone else

>>152846687
>black ops
>covert
>wants to be famous
He should have been literally anything else.

>>152846470
>Not the Valkyrie skin

No.

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>go to sleep
>wake up
>only gained 2%

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>>152846686
Level 16 shitter represent.

I prefer the art to the actual character models
anyone else feel the same way

>>152846212
You talk to me like that again kid and I swear to god I'm going to suck your dick SO hard it rips off!

>>152846843
>lvl 16
you have not yet begun to wear the mantle of a true shitter. you have to be at least level 25, like with comp. see how that lines up? pretty neat and tidy, i think. 34 myself.

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>>152846846
most symm players probably do. i like both her model and art; i don't mind smaller breasts and hawkish features on a woman. those birthing hips and thighs certainly help.

>>152847016
If only her personality wasn't total shit

>>152846846
Widowmaker's art is leaps and bounds better than IG, but IG Tracer is cute incarnate.

>>152847016
Hawkish features are fine
It's that booty and those legs that draw me in
That dress barely gives you a glimpse of it, but it's certainly there in spades

>>152844590
i believe this is your first fps

>>152846603
>i can't kill anything
you're not playing him right

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>>152846010
>torn between D.Va and Hog

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>>152847039
i have found that people like that keep very few friends, but they are good friends and very loyal. i imagine she'd be a difficult lover to have, but if you stuck with it and spent a few years ironing out how things work she'd settle in. i haven't a clue what sex with a woman on the spectrum would be like, so i won't even fathom a guess.

she is also fun to play, even if i'm terrible at this game. i wish i could attack symm worth a shit. i see it done and really want to be able to manage it myself.

>>152845908
it's based on how often people load the site. that's why the first few were quick, because everyone was checking it out, but now people are bored it will load slowly

>>152846010
Roadhog. D.Va is somewhat tempting because I have thick skin and enjoy blowjobs, but Hog probably knows a bunch of slutty Aussie girls so I can get that anyway.

If you use currency on the PTR does that take coins from Live?

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>>152846758

>Valkyrie
>Not Sigrún

Devil > Imp

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>>152845708
I choose Mercy

>>152847247
Nope. Nothing done, spent or achieved on the PTR gets transferred back to live.

>>152847281
>patreon
people paid money for this?

wow 5% so FUCKING exciting

any of my fellow puzzlemasters enjoying this devilish conundrum blizzard has set up for us

are the new emotes and shit live on regular servers yet?

>>152847281
Garbage art.

>>152847336
It's machine code

>>152846010
>I get to live for free and all I have to do is clean and make food while enduring bullying

I can deal

>>152846785
>yfw it only goes up by 5% everyday

>>152845708
I see literally no reason not to pick Widowmaker.

>>152847336
The Sombra Needs More Copper Bars!

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>>152845708
Mercy is the objectively best choice out of these, really. Strangely, Reaper comes in second.

>>152847215
>it's based on how often people load the site
Sounds like BS

>>152846010
D.Va if only because it sounds less of a pain in the ass than dealing with normies.

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>talking to qt polish girl
>she plays overwatch
>she has 70 hours on zenyatta

>>152847281
What the fuck kind of proportions are these? Why are they trying to make her look like a humanoid insect with tits?

>>152844664
>Have literally never played Mei
>Am ginger
What's the verdict now?

>>152847215
Looks to me like it is just an HTML page with text and nothing else.

>>152847281
>people pay for this kind of "art"

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>>152845708
>hana pays for all your rent, bills, and expenses
>your expenses

she gives you free shit. shes hella rich, so expensive shit too. why wouldnt you pick her? in return you just gotta be a maid

>>152847547
>she has 70 hours on zenyatta
Wife status

>>152847648
what is Carbon Fibre?

>>152845708
>Will be woke up at 3am riding the shit out of you

literally my fetish
Thank you based blueberry gods

>>152846010
Hog sounds like the only decent one.

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>>152847648

>>152847632
This.
I could live as a manchild forever, plus she would suck me off and secretley love me.

>>152847648
What Is Young Hanzo?

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Cutest and best pairing

Since it doesn't seem Sombra is going to show herself anytime soon , should I just go ahead and draw my idea of her?

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>>152847547
Now you just need to memorize which of the characters gets a name change in Polish.

>>152847594
>>152847535
the tracker doesn't have to be hosted by the site. it's either that or play time. how else do you explain this first 3 percent being so fast and the next 2 being so slow

>>152847648
What is Nevermore?

>enemy team is three d.vas, a rein, a torb and a mei
>the rein is literally standing in front of torb's turret the whole second point while the d.vas run around feeding

this fucking autism in quickplay.

>heh, heh, let's all go 76 guys it'll be funny like that one brawl
>hey lad wanna duo queue and pick the same hero lmao

I'll never understand the kind of shitter who wants hero stacking in every match

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>>152845708

Reaper desu

>>152847701
literally one interaction where mei says she doesnt like bullies

>>152846382
sieg heil

>>152847707
>smuga

>>152847648
What is Mako?

>>152847648
Sparrow/Young Genji

WAT GOLD WEAPON SHOULD I GET???????????????????????????????

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>>152847701
Second after Trash child and Autistic Indian Tech Support

>>152847703
Rule 63 Reaper?

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>>152847707
>Smuga

>>152847707
>trupia wdowa
>smuga

wat

>>152847648
what is T.Racer?

>>152847792
The best bipson.

>>152847648
What is Posh?

>>152847707
>smuga

>>152847792
One for the guy you main

>>152847759
What? you think that matters?
People ship Mercy and Pharah religiously and they NEVER say anything to each other in game

>>152847849
What is Punk Tracer?

>>152847849
What is Classic?

>>152847717
Blizzard is actively updating us in ways that nobody wants.

>>152847648
What is Junebug?

>>152847849
What is Nomad?

>>152847648
Any mercy skin

>>152845708
Widow should be
+Will do anything to feel to be alive
-Will do anything to feel alive again
+Nice blueberry bubble butt
-Corpses ain't produce no body heat mane, cold as a witchs tit
-turbo autistic, will no catch any social clues
-most likely gonna get killed like her husband.

>>152847849
T. Racer

>>152847849
Anubis/Jackal Pharah

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>>152847925

>>152847849
What is Carbon Genji

>>152847648
What is "Devil"?

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>"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE"
>"Nap time!"
Is there a more satisfying thing to do in this game?

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>>152847701

>>152848035
Doing that to Reaper

>>152848035
Hooking a Genji mid-dragonblade and blowing his stupid ninja head into so much paste

>>152846391

This skin is so fucking good.

Too bad I am absolutely horrible at McCree

these fucks that keep keeping me from playing my blozzerd games should ddos the fucking countdown

>>152848035
Blocking D.Vas self destruct as Reinhardt and saving your entire team

>>152848035
Absolutley buttfucking a backline support as Tracer or Genji

>>152847849

None?

I unlocked Reinhardt's legendary when I was lvl 2. Skins don't mean shit.

>>152847707
>Genji isn't Geralt
also
>smuga

how do i get potg as lucio
he's the only character i don't have a potg with yet

>>152847648
What is Wight?
had to fucking turn legacy on to post this because captcha fucking bugged to hell, would keep teling me I passed it then block m post and tell me I'd failed it

>>152848152

Boop niggas

>>152848152
OH LETS
BREAK
IT
DOWN

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>>152847707

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birb

>>152847849
What is Raptorion Pharah?

>>152847849
what is Nihon?

>>152847849
Siberian Front Zarya

literally everyone you shoot at will have a shield put on them when they have 5 hp left and kill you

Has anything happened since last night? Or has that site only went up to 5%?

>>152848152
Do something exciting anon-kun. I got POTG on Eichenwalde by booping a Widow into the moat and then BREAK IT DOWN when I heard Japanese Sword-Wielding Cyborg Man

>you didn't get a zarya summer sking
>you didn't get "I give it a 10"

at least I got the american mcree's alice skin

>>152848035
Doing that to an ulting Tracer and having her land on her bomb

>wake up
>5%
this is fucking cruel

>>152845387
whooly dooly you are one hell of a bitch

If people think the percentage is based on page views, isn't there a way to spam visits?

How do you get POTG as Ana?

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>Still haven't unlocked the survival expert achievement

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>>152848248
>Open up quick play looking to have some fun
>Enemy team has a Zarya with Arctic skin and a golden particle cannon

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>>152848201

>>152848345
sleep a low hp toon when they ult and kill em

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>>152848219
cute

>>152848345
Shoot peeps very hard and very fast.

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>>152848378
>open up quick play looking to have some fun
>Enemy team has a Genki with Carbon Fibre skin and gold shurikens

>>152847707
OI YOU CHEEKY SMUGA!

R U HAVIN' A GURGLE M8?

I can understand Reaper being pissed because he was left for dead and turned into a cloud of cancerous smoke or whatever.

But why does he seemingly want to hunt down every overwatch member, or at least hand their locations to talon?

"you're going back on my list Ana"

Also I doubt Mercy had anything to do with his current state considering she's like "what happened to you?" in game. That really doesn't sound like a comment someone would make if they directly had a hand in botching some guys body up.

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>>152848115

>>152848490
He could have easily hooked it into the well and survived.

>>152848362
play winston

>>152848483
Mentally Reaper is a fucking 12 year old.

>>152848483
He already hated overwatch before that too.

>>152848282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56waYI2Xk_I

I play Tracer a lot and thankfully this has never happened to me... yet.

>>152848483

Because he's edgy and tumblr rally's behind him mainly cause he's a 'poc'

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kill me

>>152848490
>gunshot bride
>when the trigger cries out
>i wonder what we've gotten ourselves into

>>152848490

That shit was too high. It wasnt going to hit anyone except maybe a pharah if she was flying around

>>152848152
Play Lucio on any KOTH map

>>152848542
desu it didn't even look as though anyone was going to get hit

>>152848483
>>152848578
>>152848556
>this strike team sucks
>Jack Morrison is dumb, I bet no-one really likes him
>I wish I was at home watching telenovellas
>I can't wait until I hunt down and kill all these people it'll be just like my favourite video game, Hatred

>>152847701
I find this combination odd, just for my own life.

I'm Australian, and my girlfriend is Chinese. If only it was Junkrat that was chubby and Mei who was fit then it would be a perfect match

>>152848632

Harambe died for this!

>>152847717
>this first 3 percent being so fast
It started at 3%

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>>152848632
>looks Mei directly in the face
well there it is folks, terminal cancer
I expect to be dead within the next couple of weeks, so I'll miss the Sombra reveal

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>wake up
>expect massive Sombra reveal, trailers, skills everywhere
>5%

>>152847849
What is Junker/Scavenger?

>>152848619
Reaper got fucked over by everyone though.
He was apparently the better soldier between him and 76 but he didn't get promoted because he wasn't as charismatic.

I even bet the rest of the strike team got a say as to who would be commander of Overwatch and they all chose 76.

Reaper is the real victim.

>>152847707
Tracer gets to keep the same name in most versions of the game. The only ones that change it are

Russian: Tpeйcep
Polish: Smuga
Japanese: トレーサー
Korean: 트레이서
China: 猎空
Taiwan: 閃光

And of these, the Russian, Japanese, and Korean versions are just "Tracer" adapted to local sounds.

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>>152848726
The hell i did

>>152848845
>Making up bullshit

Die

>>152847759

2 interactions actually.

And characters don't have to instantly like eachother and there's nothing in their interactions that could be considered 'antagonistic'.

>>152848632
DELET

>>152848882
>implying this wont all be canon

>>152848845
Sounds like a spoiled child.

>>152847759

Like interaction means shit considering mccree and hanzo are the biggest ship on tumblr and they share zero words.

A truly awful ship.

>go to sleep at 4%
>wake up
>it's 5%
I am not even hyped anymore

>the playerbase of overwatch bands together
>4chan, reddit, and everyone else band together
>everyone who is in a game with a hanzo main asks politely for him to switch off of hanzo on offense
>if he says no, the entire team switches to hanzo
>the hanzo main will either suffer a constant loosing streak or be outshined by better players
>we will end hanzo mains
please internet

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>>152848872

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>>152848964
>people are fucking idiots who ignore semi-canon interactions to force bullshit slash fanfic tier pairings down our throat
>the good pairings get left in the dirt

WHO HERE /REINHARDTxANA/

The same people that rally behind reaper are the same people that support Anders from dragon age.

>>152849008
>>152848819
>Expecting anything during EU hours

Sorry EUbros, Blizz is on Pacific time so youll have to suffer the eternal wait the most.

are you guys hype for your favourite overwatch heroes getting retired because kaplan did too many drugs last night?

https://pvplive.net/c/overwatch-game-director-says-heroes-could-be-retir

>>152849045
God damn, Rein has been skipping leg day

>>152849032
>hanzo on offense is bad
>any hero is bad on offense/defense
nice meme
it depends on the map and the point you mongoloid

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>>152849045
>>the good pairings get left in the dirt
>/REINHARDTxANA/

>>152849083
Already confirmed to be something taken out of context.

The author of that article has already consumed his bag of crows.

You guys are being to negative over this percentage timer speed.
I for one am looking forward the my grandchildren being able to play Sombra on release.

>>152847648
Noire Widowmaker

>>152849123
>having shit taste
so what are you then, widowtracer?

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>>152849083
this can't be real

>>152849061
i don't think such people exist dude
>>152849075
>tfw east eu
>tfw american shit is too early and european is too late
Feels bad man

>>152849110
im not talking about good hanzo players, im talking about "hanzo mains"

im sure you understand, if you dont then you are one of them

>>152849083
Its BS you fag.

>>152847707
>>152848869
Sometimes polish translators decide it's a good idea to translate names.
It's not.
Example: movie "Dirty dancing" is translated as "Wirujacy seks" which means "Spinning Sex".
"Die hard" => "Szklana pułapka" = "Glass trap"

>>152849215
and how do you tell a "hanzo main" from a good player getting his game ruined because of retards like you?

>>152847648
Wolf Hanzo.

>>152846470
>nonwhite
>evil

You got that right Tyrone.

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>>152849163
It's the flagship pairing, anon. You'll have to reconcile your hipster tastes with it sooner or later.

>>152849257
Was Polish invented before vowels got popular?

>>152849175
>i don't think such people exist dude
>tumblr.com

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>>152847016
I would honestly argue she's got pretty decently sized tits. Bigger than most of the girls in game.

>>152847648
What is Anubis/Jackal Pharah?

>>152849257
unrelated but Roadhog in russian is named Typбocвин which literally means Turbopig and its funny as fuck

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>>152844657
CATCH PHRASE!

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>>152849316
>"""flasgship pairing"""
I'd rather be a hispter than pushing shitty ships like that, or worse, the far out retarded shit like McCreexHanzo

>>152849045
You mean Ana x Jack

>>152848337
DDOS it

>>152849430
not I mean Reinhardt x Ana, that's why I said it.
That's fine too though Jack's best with her.

anything that isn't Reaper76

>>152849430
Ana is five years older than Jack, and only one year younger than Rein.

Besides, it's more likely that everyone was boning everyone back in the OW glory days. Like a big military frathouse, or band camp.

>>152847707
>Pollacks don't have a word for 'Bastion'

odd

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>>152844719
>mfw I wake up today and see all the salty ARG hype-consuming reddit lemming posts
Seriously, Blizzard only does major patches on Tuesdays. Stop letting them spoon feed you hype for their shitty game.

>>152849354
Adopting latin alphabet for Polish was a mistake.

>Actually, 13, 17 and 19 are prime numbers, in sequence too.

>In fact, the next prime number is 23 (Therefore speculating this would be the final or penultimate revision).

In reference to the "Sombra Protocol" version numbers going up

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>It's only 5%

>>152849504
>Ana knocked up with Pharah in her
>Gabriel, Jack, Reinhardt, Torb and McCree try to figure out who did it
>Becomes that one episode of Always Sunny

>>152849316
>flagship
I'm pretty sure Pharah/Mercy and even Hanzo/McCree are more popular nowadays. If you go by the amount of fanart anyway.

>>152849168
It's not

Kaplan made a statement saying that whole thing was taken out of context and that it was 'possible, i guess' sort of thing rather than any form of confirmation
It's as clickbaity as you can possible get, and from the looks of it everyone took the hook

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>tfw im the only master ranked ITT

I want widowmaker to fart on my face

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>>152849685
>tfw can't complete PTR placement matches accurately because I get 250 ping constantly
KAPLAN

>>152847764
FUCK YOU

>getting 5 golds
guess which hero

>>152849426

I hope Blizzard doesn't listen to the rampant shipping and decide to pander.

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>>152849727

>>152849727
76

>>152849727
Roadhog if you lost
Reaper if you won

>>152849727
Soldier 76 in the offense only brawl

>>152849727
Zenyatta, Soldier 76 or Reaper.

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>>152849727
Reaperlicous

>>152849759
>>152849761
>>152849765
>>152849774
>>152849786
Roadhog, we won