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Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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If underlord needs to just not die and get attack speed from somewhere, can't you pair him with necrophos and troll warlord?
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lose mmr or fap?
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>be 3k
>be ok at the game
>play on sea only
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>>152840717
I fap after a loss streak to relieve my anger.
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Memes?!?
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Played Underlord today in my first match after the patch. My conclusion was that i never want to play against this hero. I'm fairly sure that i'd have an aneurysm if i did.
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>>152840785
stop being a retard
rip off a dota2 gamepedia page for the aspect and slap some stupid icons onto the skills
try to make skill descriptions as small as possible
and maybe someone is going to read your shitpost, because i sure didn't
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>Dota2
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>>152840539
Not in 2k, the only people with KDA>4 there are the ones that prolong won games
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>>152840871
>wahh reading is hard I need pictures!
I knew /d2g/ was dumb but c'mon man.
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>>152840785
Literally good Abaddon and Omni.
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>>152840840
played 5 games in the new patch so far, all had a pit lord
all of them also ended in less than 30 minutes
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So what non honeypot did EG win last season ?
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>>152840948
you literally can't read part of Q
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>>152840785
If she's not a nun I'll fucking kill you
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Post your shame (≤ 33.3%)

I don't understand why lone druid exists as a hero in dota, he is straight up from a different game, a hero that doesn't do anything and instead relies on a pet to do it. I hate that everquest shit. Have never once voluntarily picked him and the only game I have with him in my history is an all-random game that was no stats recorded.

TA is because I never played/learned her until she was already in the dumpster.

slardar is the one I'm really ashamed of because a lot of those games are in recent patches where he's good. I always stick around trying to hit people, recently realized you're just supposed to run away after crushing most of the time
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>>152840785
>Abbadons W
>KotL D (LUL)
>Old treant passive
>somg gay little ill heal who ever i've q'd bullshit
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>>152841074
TI6 (third)
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There should be a fish hero that interacts with the river. Stealth and movespeed when in the river, can teleport to any part of the river, and some other gimmicky shit
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>>152841248
>spawns in the river
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Do you think there's any chance of them patching out how underlord interacts with replicate/reflection/disruption/wall of replica? Because there are a lot of memehating fucks out there who will get butthurt about losing to memes.
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>>152841248
Nah his abilities should do different things depending on whether he is on land or water.
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>>152841145
>slardar

don't manfight until you have a bracer or teammates
learn how to toggle
try to drop the ult first before you go in
Q is a panic button
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>>152841075
Yeah that's cause I had to zoom out to fit the screenshot. At 100% zoom it's fully readable but it's just side notes.

>>152841090
I was thinking she'd be robed like Omni but with less armor. Battle nun?

>>152841164
It's really nothing like Aphotic Shield, I designed it specifically to only be superficially similar.
It doesn't purge or deal any damage, and it's a bit stronger of a shield.

KotL's blinding light was a design inspiration. You can make use of it earlier and it doesn't rely on his ult being up, but it's not as long lasting or as strong a blind. I was thinking about replacing Spark with an ability that disarms and slows, but that would change her from a defensive hero to an offensive hero with defensive abilities and that's conflicting design.

Also I didn't realize Treant used to have a passive. How long ago are we talking about that being his passive?
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>>152841330
Expect a hotfix tomorrow.
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>>152841330
Probably any minute now.
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what if there was a hero right

and like he was like the rest of the heroes with spells and shit

but

what if

he was a robot
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What do you do in this situation?
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Tfw you jungle underload and get a 10 minute mek

New favorite jungler next to my forcestaff bloodcyka
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>>152841635
How much damage does hurricane pike rupture do?
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>>152841620
Hey I know that one , that's the one where windrunner gave Andy a blink dagger
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>>152840494
Quick question.

It was supposed we would get a fuckton of rewards if the price pool topped the last one

afaik that already happen, where is my free shit? just reinstalled the game after 1 month and only got like 15 useless player cards shit
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>>152841749
In a week
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>>152841749
HAHA NO SUCH THING AS FREE LUNCH GOY
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>>152841749
yeah like the chance to win super rare shit right?
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>>152841715
Hurricane Pike only pushes an enemy back 450 while Force Staff pushes them forward 600.
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>>152841715
It does like 180 I think? You rush a forcestaff for the ulititly tho.

forcestaff, euls, dagger is the only way to play bloodcyka this patch desu
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I WANT TO MARRY PUGNA-CHAN
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>>152841859
>forgetting dagon
Come on man.
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>>152841815
makes sense, ty
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>>152841850
>>152841715

>>152841859
>>152841901
>no Aghs
Disappointed in you guys
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>'''''''''''''rare'''''''''''''' Dota2 items
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>>152841862

See

>>152841827
>>152841850
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>>152841749
protip

sell the chests if they're marketable

chances are if you open them you'll just get some shitty set
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>>152842026
Kek
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So now that the dust has been settled
Whats your opinion on Pit lord?
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>>152842180
Memes/10 desu lad
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>>152841635
How'd you build him to pull that off?
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So is dota dead?

>remove a major to allow more 3rd party tournaments
>not a single one scheduled
>organizing a tournament takes at least 6 months

all is left for the next 6 months are a major and the kikebowl 6
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>>152842180
Actually surprisingly good as an aura carrier.
Expectably poor as a damage carry.
Unexpectantly decent firestorm damage.
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>>152841145
i know the game i do shit like check the other players mana pool theres nothing i dont do you have to understand i've been playing video games for almost 30 years every skill that exists in dota is natural to me
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>>152840785
>get out of bed to prepare for class
>phone starts beeping
>'happy birthday anon!'
>feel nothing but slightly annoyed
what did I mean??
Didn't really make me think
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>>152841456
A huge ass cross in the back would look awesome tbqh
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>>152842304
NERD just kidding, holy fuck 30yr my butthole
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post outdated memes
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>>152842451
have you not read this excellent conversation?

http://pastebin.com/vzfuE6GF
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reminder that only true patricians build mek on viper.
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Considered the limited availability of MUH RARE items, if I plan on opening my chests it's better to wait so that retards open all the shit and that way my chances of opening a good item increase, right?
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I play Dota 2 because I'm a foot fetishist

When I saw the first screenshots of dota 2 with Lina in them. I instantly knew it was my type of game. I used to play League of Legends, but didn't like it very much because of the lack of barefoot female champions there. Janna looked like she could be my type of champion, but unfortunately she has so ugly long feet it isn't even funny. Then there was Riven, but her sandals ruined any appeal for me.

Dota 2, on the other hand, Immediately drew my attention as the game that put a lot of detail into the things I like.

My favourite hero in dota 2 is obviously Lina. Her appearance, clothes and, most imprtantly, her feet are perfect. I play Lina very often, but I must admit I sometimes lose focus in early game when I get a ***** after looking at her feet on the selection screen after I pick her.

My second favourite hero is Mirana, if Lina's feet ignite my desire, Mirana's soft and pleasant looking toes warm my heart and give feeling of innocence and tenderness. I also like how Mirana shoots her bow, tightening her legs around her mighty tiger. Sometimes it gives me a hard on.

I like Windrunner, but I have to say that her feet are not so good in comparison to my two favourites, but I fancy her anyway. It seems that Windrunner runs a lot so her feet must be very tough on the soles. She is still cool though.

I don't know if Death Prophets feet are good or not because I couldn't see them no matter how hard I tried to rotate her model.

Speaking of lost potential, I patiantly watied for Luna to be released, expecting her to be barefoot since she has a common theme with Mirana and my irish ex-girlfriend had pretty amazing feet. Unfortunately, I was disappointed.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the future dota 2 developments and I hope there will be more beutiful barefoot female heroes. Valve did an amazing job for people like me and I'm going to play and support this game however I can.
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>>152842456
But Void always had some bullshit get our of jail pseudo blink skill. How do you die to Jugg spin?
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>>152842456
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MoonMeander is replacing MooDota
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>>152842736
hardly an upgrade
tier 3 offlaner to a tier 2 offlaner
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>>152842717

That shit used to cost 120 mana.
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>>152842456
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good utility hero that can transition into semi dps/tanky frontliner since he can farm so easily.
bit reliant on levels early on and has mana issues untill arcanes/soul ring comes into play.
very big lategame potential shenanigans with his ult.
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>>152842780
>MoonMeander is replacing MooDota
>hardly an upgrade

Are you joking? You get all of Moo plus 8 extra letters for free, how is that "hardly an upgrade"?
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>enemy pitlord builds radiance
>use disruption on him
>use his radiance to kill the big creep wave he has been making
>shadow demon now right clicking for 300 damage
>hit enemy with soul catcher
>450 DAMAGE RIGHTCLICK MOTHERFUCKER
>purge their shit so they cant run while I murder them with the most strongest INT support clicks ever

I am enjoying this bug
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>>152842554
That was aggressive.
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>>152842456
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>mfw Merlini's listening to TRANCE AROUND THE WORLD
>WITH ABOVE AND BEYOND
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>>152842456
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>>152842907
>sven brushes his penis against your face
>+240 gold
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>>152842836
thank god nobody says memedraft anymore
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>>152843097
Merlini stream is so comfy. Watching him play carry is very relaxing, he has some cool and unconventional item builds.
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>>152843065
This is still accurate.
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>>152843065
>omni is an initiator

>blink in
>repel yourself
>Good luck hitting me with spells now enemy team
>they diffusal and stun you
>die
>blame team for not being ready when you went in
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>>152843037
how much have you improved since?
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>>152842836
Not gonna lie, I laughed a bit when I noticed Spurdotusk
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>>152842836
>tfw this came true when 6.82 first hit
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HOW TO FIX NECROPHOS:

Death Pulse buff:
>search radius increased from 475 to 550
>projectile speed increased from 400 to 800
>mana cost rescaled from 125/145/165/185 to 140 at all levels

Heartstopper Aura reworked and renamed to Heartstopper:
>targets a single enemy unit
>causes target to lose 2/2.5/3/3.5% of their current HP for 4 seconds
>the target cannot be healed or buffed during the duration
>pure damage, does not pierce magic immunity, can be dispelled
>90 mana cost, 12 second cooldown
>if target dies while under Heartstopper effect, Necrophos gains 5 stacks of Sadist

Sadist change:
>Health regen per stack increased from 1/2/3/6 to 2/4/6/8
>Mana regen per stack increased from 2/4/6/12 to 4/8/12/16
>Stack duration reduced from 6 to 3 seconds
>Hero kills now give 5 times the bonus instead of 10 (stacks with Heartstopper bonus)

Reaper's Scythe change:
>damage type changed from magical to pure (does not pierce magic immunity)
>no longer increases respawn time

Aghanims change:
>increases enemy respawn time by 10/20/30 seconds
>enemy hero is unable to buyback for the first 10/20/30 seconds of death, but can buyback after
>no longer reduces mana cost or cooldown
>increases cast range to 900
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>>152843286
In dota probably positively
>in life, negatively
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>>152842456
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>>152842836
I love ogre's expressions in this, pretty much exactly how I feel during a good ogre game.
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>>152843379
what happened in life
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>>152843385
man, this one is really outdated

when was this made, the patch after TI3 when CM was good and everyone bought midas on every hero?
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>>152843065
Earthshaker is difficult tier at best, Ursa is a bit too high and Punga could honestly be put in hard tier, other than that this is pretty agreeable.
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>>152843446
I realized I'm probably just as easily baited
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>>152843326

>TI6 babbies are starting to appear
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>>152843248
>>152843489

>Witch Doctor the same difficulty as Tinker
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>>152843489
Still got outdated portraits, missing a bunch of heroes, and lists a few heroes in meta roles that they are less common in now, so it is technically outdated. Not that bad though.
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>>152842456
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>>152843385
more of these pls
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>>152843552
Art inspires emotion whether it's elation or contempt plebeian
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>>152843552
Hey!
TI5 thank you very much
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>>152842456
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>>152843723
>tfw silencer aghs still hasn't been reworked since the curse change
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>>152843723
>red
fuck
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>>152841620
accept the gift
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>>152842836
>razor
>mfw
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>>152842456
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>>152842272
People expected there to be major. Also this is a while ago but when valve nerfed the hats into pricepool model it really made harder for tournaments to get attract the better teams
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>>152843837
It really does need a rework. All it lets you do now is let you pay 4200 to get arcane curse on the enemy team twice for a pretty good slow.
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>>152841620
hug her
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>>152843608
Things like that are bound to happen on a 5 tier system, the more difficulty ranks you have the more room for precision you have, just think about difficult as being anywhere from 60 to 80 on a scale of 100, wd is a 60 but Tinker is an 80, never the less, both still fall under the umbrella range as "difficult"
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>>152842456
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>>152842836
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>>152842456
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>>152842651
no its better to open it at the start when none of the items have run out

I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion, valve can just keep making immortals or shitty sets while keeping the drop rate of the rare drops at .5%.

The chance will probably be even lower, there's only 3025 really rare items. And seeing as how each compendium owner gets three chests valve will have to make the drop rate quite high
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>>152842456
ti2 best ti
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>>152840717
Only fap
I fapped then lost 3 games
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>>152843065
>Initiator
>Ganker
>Semicarry
>Tank

LEL

Remember when people actually thought about roles?
Thank goodness now our pub games have streamlined this outdated process down to "me carry u suprot"
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>tfw no drow wife to make love to every single night
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>>152844246
But there is a finite suply of chests too.

Let's say there's a total of 100 chests, 99 of which had shit and 1 has gold, the first player to open a chest has a 100 to 1 chance of getting the gold while the second one gets a 99 in 1 and so on.
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WHERE
IS
THE
SEA
SERVER?
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>>152842651
When do we get this shit?
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>>152844444
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>>152844424
>Remember when people actually thought about roles?

no
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>>152844531
SEAttle
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>>152842456
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>>152842456
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>wanted to post
>internet went out
im just glad to be back honestly
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>>152844531
gone like the rest of the SEA teams
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>>152843723
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>>152844458
wait wtf did bamboo actually sleep with sheever?
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>>152842456
ecksdee
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>>152844448
You do know drows are supposed to be ugly?
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>>152844539
Probably the 30... most likely someday, hopefuly this year.
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>>152844503
No that's assuming valve will increase the odds as the number of boxes diminishes

this is valve we're talking about the drop rate will probably stay static regardless of the amount of boxes left. If anything valve will set the drop rate to be higher than the total amount of boxes so they run out before all the boxes are opened
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meme inhouse w/ ppd's gf
USW
pass: banner
gogogogogo
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>>152844797
Traxex is not a Drow tho?
She's a white human girl that got adopted by niggers
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>>152844812
now why in the fuck would I want to play with that retard?
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Repeat after me
I am an aura whore
I do not build damage
I only build auras and pushing items
When a tower is undefended I take it
Guardian Greaves is Core
May magic be gone
May bonus damage be abashed
Inshalla, the tower will fall, even if I fall too
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>>152844875
>tfw no drow wife
as opposed to
>tfw no traxex wife
Either way trax is a fucking nigger.
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>>152844923
you can yell bad werds on her stream and shitstomp her
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>>152844981
but I can do that anytime in a pub?

Sorry I'm not autistic so I don't see the reason to go out of my way to play with this moron
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>>152844928
Fuck
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>>152844458
source of this?
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>>152844810
Even witout Valve manually increasing the odds, from a mathematical point of view is better to wait for people to open the bad chests.

Ok, another example, let's say you roll a d20, each time it does not land in 20 the probability of the dice showing a 20 in the next roll increases, if you roll 5 dice and none of them show a 20 then the probability of getting it increases even more.
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>>152844812
speaking of mastermind gf , can someone post that tweet? You know which one
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>>152845086
>t. bad at math
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>>152845043
Also 9 minute Mek lmao, this is some ridiculous jungle clear. I even got fucked with double Hellbear and had to go back to fountain to heal. Still had super fast jungle clear and levels.

I think Underlord is only viable in a position where he gets solo levels though. Everything he has is super shitty without levels. Pit of Malice is probably his most useful spell just for your team to combo off of. But it's so bad at level 1. It's really not good until level 3, and he wants Firestorm and Passive before Pit just so he can actually do damage and zone hard.

Jungle solo off or mid, he's definitely not a support and he's got too many flaws to be a carry.
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>>152844928
>>152845043
>exist only to push towers
>don't buy a deso

Its like you don't want to get the most out of your 300 bonus damage
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How often does the behavior score update?
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>>152845086
What the fuck is this gambler's fallacy shit
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>>152845086
No the chance is the same every time dude
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>>152845086
ayy lamo
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Underlord is fun.
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>>152845129
e
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>>152845208
>buying a non aura item on the lord of the pits
Neck yourself.
Also building deso on an immobline melee hero? I'd need blink to make it work, which is another non aura item and a delay to my Mek, Crimson or GGreaves. If anyone shoulda got Deso that game it shoulda been WR. Maybe Puck I guess.
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>>152845274
>>152845262
>>152845334
>>152845170
http://gwydir.demon.co.uk/jo/probability/info.htm#calc
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>>152841953
I didn't even know he has a scepter. Now its core after I get forcestaff
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>>152845371
>Azathoth.
Literally the cancer that is killing latin-american casting.
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Would you fuck Void?
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>pick Techies
>team gets assblasted and throws the game
>lose
So I'm not allowed to have fun?
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>>152845401
Are you mentally retarded?
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>>152845401
The stupid in here is suffering
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>>152845435
this has convinced me to go to bed. thanks anon
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uh dotardos?
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>>152845401
that's not how that work, retard.

the chance of tossing heads on a coin toss is 50%

that doesn't change no matter how many coins you add.

if you toss it 5 times and only need to flip heads once, yes, you'll have a higher chance to get heads, but for each individual toss, the odds are still 50%.

So if you flip 4 and they're all tails, the odds of flipping heads is still 50%
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sup dotards? anyone wanna q?
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>>152845401
>mfw you will never escape the gambler's fallacy
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>>152845658
>anime
>spic
>too poor for compendium

pass
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>>152845564
>waste two long cooldowns to do no damage

I don't see the problem with this.
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>>152845695
as if I'd play with a non-anime lmao
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>>152845572
If that were true then there is no difference between opening the chests sooner or later and nothing I do will modify my chances so I guess there is no harm in waiting just in case my theory, as stupid as it sounds, happens to be true.
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>>152845086
I made this image to try to help you understand

We're not talking about the real world, valve hasn't assigned each chest an item. When you open the chest it rolls a number and based on what you roll thats what you get.
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Ok consider this a gift from me, a godlike pit lord player.
Lane
>solo off. No exceptions. If you want a supp, go jakiro.

Skill build
>4-1-2-0, max firestorm. Farm fast,pressure towers, you dont really need pit of malice for now. then go 4-4-2-1, then 4-4-4-1.

Items
>Go iron talon if you are gonna be zoned. Otherwise, bottle or soul ring. Arcanes if you want, but you dont really have mana problems after getting a Veil, which gives everything you need plus a more damage for you and your team.Then, crimson guard since it stacks very well with your passive and you are gonna be very tanky. After that, you choose. Dagger, shiva, scythe, Pipe, whatever fits you best.

Gameplay
>Farm fast and put pressure on the carry. If hes a range hero, jsut push the lane with firestorm since they'll have to lasthit inside the tower. Contest the pull if you can, firestorm that shit and hit the supps with extra damage. Got zoned? iron talon the near camp. They wanna push? firestorm that shit, SPAM FIRESTORM, LASTS FOR 6 SEC AND HAS 12 SEC COOLDOWN.
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>>152845485
Since techies was released, even when he was good enough to win TI, this has been the case.
>medusa solo pushing enemy safelane t2
>dies
>"doesn't matter because techies lmao"
>enemy team fights away from mines 3v5 and dies
>they rage at me in allchat
That being said he is far beneath any other hero and should not be played.
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>>152845485
not at 9 other people's expense no youre not.
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>>152845787
Yes but at some point it has to roll B and each time it rolls A the chance of the next time it rolls a B increases.

You can even apply this in-game, there is no guarantee that you will bash on a certain hit, but if you hit three times and don't get a bash there is a higher chance that the next hit will bash.
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>it's that one game out of every 100 that's sheer enjoyment and excitement from start to finish

dude i fucking love dota lmao
>>
>tfw just remembered this really fucking awkward thing that happened to me at ti

>walking into some toilet near the entrance
>guy was walking in with crutches
>asked him if he wanted me to open the door for him because he was struggling
>he says no
>stumbles into a toilet cubicle
>i do the same because i dont piss in urinals in public because I might get robbed or held up
>there are only two cubicles
>he does this almighty shit next to me
>motherfucker was struggling so hard i thought he was going to explode
>one nugget sounded like it fired out of a cannon
>got the fuck out of there as quickly as I could
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>>152846374
why did you feel the need to type that?
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>>152845784
Except there is a limited amount of rare shit that will be gone before you open any but aside from that yea.
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>>152846141
>and each time it rolls A the chance of the next time it rolls a B increases.
or, someone else just rolled B and now you're even more likely than usual to roll one of the shitty A's
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So how do you build on Luna ?
helm of the clan_iraq is the shit right
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>>152846374
>i dont piss in urinals in public because I might get robbed or held up

Don't lie. Its because you are an insecure faggot and you are afraid the everyone will see your tiny dick.
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>>152846141
>wait so I get "more chances to roll B" in the future
>rolling B has limited availability and all get eventually rolled by other people
>I go roll for B but since there are no more available I get a 100% chance of rolling shitty A

wew nice assured dragon claw hook you got there faggot
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>>152846537
So we go back to the starting point: either there is no difference if I open the chest sooner or later or is better to open it later, do you understand my point?

>>152846518
Yeah the variable of the good shit running out before the chests do does bother me, but considering that there is a limited suply of chests too I guess the chances of getting good shit improve until a certain point, so a bit of waiting is good but a lot of waiting is bad.
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nice game dotards, literally (literally) kusoge
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>>152846671

don't project about your small cock bro. im super paranoid and someone catching you when you're pissing is one of the most vulnerable positions to be in
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>>152846770
You're false flagging right?
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>>152846848
no dude im not false flagging wtf proof?
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>>152846768
>either there is no difference if I open the chest sooner or later or is better to open it later
wrong
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where is singsing >.<
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>>152846768
If you plan to open a chest. Then there's no point in saving it.
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>>152842456
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Is valve going to nerf Atrophy Aura + Replicate interaction?

seems like the kind of situation where people will try to counter you but just end up making your pick better
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>>152846819
No one's going to fucking rob you while you're pissing you retard.

Robbers don't want manchildren to turn around while pissing and soak their clothes.
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>>152846650
I get phase because Luna is the fastest base movespeed (atleast she was when I started doing this 50 years ago) so the % increase is better on her than anyone else and it also helps you close in for your ult

Then I get HOTD for them stackings, dragon lance because only a moron would not buy super good agi stat item on an agi carry that is also ranged, BKB or aghs in whichever order and then butterfly/MKB/manta followed by finishing off hurricane pike and upgrading to satanic.

But I am a shitter so listening to me will probably get you lose
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>>152847019
>navi still the same
>eg still the same
>vp is more relevant than ever
>replace mouz with singsing
>chink fans non-existent since all the old players are no longer relevant
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>>152847026
wHY ARE YOU OVERRATING THIS SHITTY MEME BUG SO MUCH
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>>152844080
>LVL? Death
RIP the most confusing ability in the game
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>>152842456
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>>152847251
By VP more relevant than ever I meant the pic is relevant for VP fans.
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kek
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>>152846770
>All these anime avatars in friends list
Jesus how do you guys live with yourselves
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>>152842456
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>>152847517
what are you a turkroach dude?
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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/11/Abys_illus_02.mp3

>This and the permission to die line

So its pretty much confirmed that Underlord is the big guy of the Dota world?
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>>152847603
>do you feel in charge?
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>>152847603
A mix of CIA and Bane
>can do shit in early-mid game (CIA acting like a big guy during LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN scene)
>falls of late game to carry heroes (Bane shows up and crashes the plane with no survivors)
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>>152847517
EVERYONE GO INTO YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND COUNT THE ANIMES

>inb4 "I have no friends"

I got 7/123
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>>152847753
6/46
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>>152847753
8/22
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>>152847753
>tfw you decline every single invite from anyone with an anime avatar
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>>152847753
2/16
>>152847975
>Add someone without anime avatar
>They change it to anime avatar later
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>want to play dota
>can't because a cat fell asleep on my hand during bellyrubs
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>>152847739
>dark rift
>crashing this lane with no survivors
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i want dog warden
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Jesus
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>that one guy in your stack who memes and spams in mic about how not serious he is whenever he doesn't get to play carry
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>illusions anthropy bonus is given to pitlord

Guy who says go manta on pitlord was right all along
>d2g btfo
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>>152848312
>filtering "anime" on 4chan
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>>152848312
>filter
Hello readit!
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>>152848276
him was gnoll and gnoll is hyena

hyena warden just sounds stupid so arc warden is named better
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>>152848312
hola reddito
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>>152848383
Are you implying that anime and 4chan have anything to do with each other
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>>152848312
hello red dit
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>>152848439
they have more to do with each other than /d2g/ and filters, that's for sure
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>>152848439
we run this site bitch nigga
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>>152848159
are you a girl
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>>152848517
sos
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>no psychic hero
uh dotards?
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>>152848369
From my experience, players with memenames who memespout constantly are also the ones who get angry the quickest. Insecure as fuck.
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>>152848616
zangyaku-san iirc
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>no mentally retarded hero

dotards?
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>>152848671
>no flop hero
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>>152848605
working on it
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>no professor hero
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post game chat is genius
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>browse /d2g/ during American prime time
>original hero and avatar posting everywhere

Really makes you think
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what's happening
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>>152848740
Literally ogre magi.
>>152848671
Literally oracle.
>>152848783
Literally Xin.

KYS
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>>152848740
who is Rylai the Crystal Maiden
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>>152841620
BAP
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>>152848797
it's 1-4am
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>no crab hero
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>no honk hero
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https://www.strawpoll.me/11075079
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>>152849072
>ranked
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>no mega evolve hero

dotards?
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>>152849142
deknar<
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412948251<<

<ranked
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>tfw no anime hero
>>
>lose 70 min morphling game
>go to """""sleep""""
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>>152849362
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>>152849362
but isn't that a good thing?
why would a modern American company use gazillion years old foreign art style in their game
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>Get a great early game lead
>Team is really playing well and obviously in the mood for winning
>I want to test a new build and try to see how it feels but also don't want to lose
What do you do?
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>no gf hero
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>call another player "bby" ironically
>they responds with mic
>it's a real girl
Never typed another word in the game after that.
>tfw technically the closest I've been to flirting with someone in my life
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>>152849362
lina literally came from an anime see >>152849531
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>>152849074
aren't the regi's actually terrible pokemon
>>
>>152849784
tfw only heard like 5 girls on the mic with 4.6k hours in dota
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>>152849784
That guy is right if you consider the trolley problem as a metaphor and not as "what would you do if you were put in literally this exact situation".
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>>152849784
tfw you are a girl and don't have a mic because knowing that having one would derail your teammate's mindsets

>>152849857
Registeel was actually pretty good until gen 6.
>>
>a slow melee mid goes to gank your sidelanes
>you call missing multiple times, ping when he shows on wards which he always does, say Get Back! multiple times
>your teammates still manage to die to him
>he snowballs out of control off your teammates who just cant stop dying to him

what do you do in these situations? leave mid forever and just follow him around? how do you know if youre paired with the retards that die to this shit before it starts happening though
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>>152849959
post feet
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>>152849959
want to watch anime with me
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>>152849959
post tummy
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>>152848549
ill be your HARD carry if you catch my drift *wink wink nudge*
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>>152849959
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>post game chat
>people beg for reports/commends post match
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>>152849959
whats your mmr ms. free (you)'s?
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>>152849993
>Can't leave game
This was a thing?
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>>152849959
(You)

Also you're wrong, all the regis are shit, especially regigigas or whatever it's called
>>
>>152847753
0/11
i only have (non-retarded) real world friends on friends list
>>
>valve pre doturd 2 era: revolutionizing gaming with every title
>valve after doturd 2: a turd after a turd, total failures

this company is finished

PAID MODS
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>>152850334
>csgo good

lol
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>>152849959
depending on how cute your voice is, it'll probably motivate them to impress you and do well
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>tfw no Elephant hero
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Are we still posting old d2g images?
I miss Blue ;_;
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>>152850872
>>
why is russia more 3 millions players and suck at dota

?
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>>152851001
Why is Soe so literally perfect ;_;
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>>152851068
FUCKYOU
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>>152851062
Low iq.
>>
>>152851062
When you're surrounded by shitters its hard to improve except in ways that help you win against shitters.
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>>152850872
more relevant than ever
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>>152851068
Jesus christ man spoiler that shit
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>>152851068
>>
>tfw it seems like your games are getting worse while you're getting better

its really depressing
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>go jungle centaur
>get fucking pooped on
>smoke gank at minute 4 kills my tranquils and me
>15 to 8 at minute 8 and we've only got our mid tower left
>fuck it I will be bait
>be bait
>Void 3 man+ chronos every time
>ult into stun because who needs boots when you have haste on demand
>win because enemy team blows everything on me at the start of a fight for some reason
>4 won teamfights later because committing three stuns and pudge ult on a level 14 1800hp Centaur is fuckin dumb PA and Void murderize everything with memeback gold

I've almost never fed this hard in my life and yet it was entirely for my team's benefit.
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>team picks 4 supports like complete retards
>none of them buy wards/dust
>all of them feed and try to build carry items
>can't get duels since Radiant is so overfarmed
>lose
fuck pubs. seriously.
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>>152851576
>sample size: 1
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>>152850517
In HoN there's Cthuluphant, who's similar to Magnus I guess.
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>>152851618
What the fuck was CM building?
What the fuck was Venge building? Why does she have a Circlet?
>>
>>152851618
>it's a 1k mmr episode
>>
>lowest networth (9th of both teams) on one team solokills the highest networth (2nd of both teams) from another team
whos that dotamon
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How to pick good heroes in Dota 2

Picking good heroes in Dota 2 is an important way for a person to improve at the game.
This may seem surprising to you, as you may have thought that picking easy or high winrate heroes is better.
This can not be farther from the truth. Picking Omniknight in every game you play ranked is NOT going to make a better player.
Perhaps it will lead to slow improvement as you improve with the hero in general, but it will not lead to growth as a player.
Furthermore, picking weak heroes will actually make you a worse player, rather than a better one. This is assuming you can deal with the frustration of playing bad heroes.
So let me explain how you can choose good heroes.


1. Begin by looking at the most recent major tournaments in the current patch of the game.
At the time of posting this, the Internation 6 is the most recent tournament on the current major patch, 6.88.

2. Look at the most played heroes in this tournament. NOT the most banned, or the combined or score. ONLY the most played.
The TI6 had the following heroes as most played: Batrider, Facless Void, Timbersaw, Vengeful Spirit, Disruptor, Elder Titan, Mirana, Beastmaster, Earth Spirit, Oracle, Slardar

3. Once you have your most played heroes of a major tournament, proceed to evaluate them based on winrate.
Timbersaw, Mirana, Faceless Void, Elder Titan, Juggernaut, and Slardar. These heroes had amazing performances in this tournament.

4. From these heroes, pick the ones that you like to play, or the ones that fit the roles you intend to fill.
Timbersaw, Mirana, and Slardar are the heroes that fit my playstyle best. I will choose these three.

5. Play games with just these heroes, optimizing and learning them with each game.
Eventually you will be able to carry games and lead to more victories. That is, if you deserve those victories.

In the end, no guide will ever mend the simple fact that if you are a bad player, you will not gain MMR.

Thank you for reading :D
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>>152851806
Invoker
>look at me I have 1000 pure damage burst on a 15 second cooldown
>and 3000 magic damage burst on a 22 second cooldown
>and a 3000% movespeed slow that lingers for 2 seconds
>and an instant carry for 9 seconds on a 15 second cooldown
>and invisibility that slows you by 80%
>>
>suffer from forced 54
>hit 54,3 winrate
>suddenly get carries who rage abandon, shittalking teammates who drop the team morale from minute 1, retards picking pudge/techies memelanes, shitlord mid etc.
>best was offlane rubick, who fed something like 0-15-2 and told the team that he is stoned as fuck

GOOD meme valve! haha!
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>>152851939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kzFCuSzv-E
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>>152840494
>Icetoad's mousepad from 2009
nice
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>>152852057
>Mousepad signed by the President of Estonia
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>>152852057
Why is Waga's name not there?
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>>152847259
god damn
i remember how when i first played doombringer and when i saw that skill i alt tabbed to the wiki to check if its just game shitting itself
i miss it, i love confusing and unintuitive mechanics
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>>152840494
>YASP OVERLAY FOR DRAFTING
WHO IS READY FOR /CHEAT DRAFTING/

https://dota2.becomethegamer.com/
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>>152852057
>mousepad signed by a delusional little faggot
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>>152852057
>BlowME
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>>152852057

why havent more people just come out and admitted that bruno is icefrog?

its so fucking obvious at this point
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>>152851001
>>
Valve has said it's ok to use scripts like Invoker instant invoker/casting scripts and meepo scripts.
Is it also ok to use those at tournaments like TI, I see no reason it should not be because it's allowed otherwise.
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>>152852156
THIS SHIT IS WACK YO
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>>152852282
I seriously thought that it was a boy until I relized it was a girl half way through. Why do girls keep cutting their hair like that? It looks awful and just screams daddy issues.
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Seriously how is Pitlord not a worse version of Elder Titan at everything except his ult?
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>>152852282

I really wish this bull had her gyrate from back to front more. Most of these things do that in order to have girls look like theyre fucking but this one actually has her just balance from side to side like she's trying to not fall down
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>>152852442
explain to me how ET farms faster than pitlord and how ET can disable someone through bkb
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>>152852442
He lowers the enemies attack and shit yo.
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>>152852514
explain to me how underlord is in captains mode that is the only important mode?
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>>152852607
Unless you post your dotabuff profile that's filled with captains mode games you can take you rpretentious attitude the fuck away
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just started playing the game, im lvl 5, but i get so many afk and shit, what should i do? wait lvl 20 and play ranked or wtf?
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>>152851875
at least invoker would take some damage in the process
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>>152852607
your feet must be tired from this backpedaling anon
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>>152852647
unless your match history has money involved you can take your opinion and shove it way up your ass
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>>152852505
how much of a lecher could you possibly be
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>lost 5 games to getting the same autistic fucklord on my team
>leave and come back 5 hours later after a loss, hes on my team again
>every time hes on the enemy team someone on his side dodges and this continues until hes on my team again

how do I get away from this?

Whats the limit for playable ping? Im honestly just considering queueing for EU at this point but Im USW so its probably like 175
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>>152852702
That's hilarious.
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>>152852672
Main problem with the system is it doesn't differentiate between new players and shitters that play low skill games because they rage and feed
Are you ready to bear through it for 200+ games?
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>>152852727
>soloqueueing instead of 5stacking
>IN a teamgame
You deserve it
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>>152852809
shit suck so much, i only got shitters
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>>152852837
>Having friends.
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>>152852702
>70 milisecond window to react and cast timelapse
>weaver doesnt do it
lm0a how its like playing at 4k retard bracket zone :v)
>>
CLQ shouting at his team to commend void and then realising he already reported him was hilarious
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>>152852972
You don't need friends, you need teammates. Queuing with friends is just as shit an idea.
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>you'll never be part of the 1% that all know and amically taunt each other in 1st page matches
>you will always be a 99% retard autist
why even live
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what position is Underlord, no meme answers please
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mfw someone picks underlord
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>>152851847
Nobody cared about my post, I worked hard on it.
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>>152853158
top
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>25+ min queue at 3k mmr

nice game dotaturds
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>>152853183
>>152851847
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>>152853183
welcome to the real world you should put it on kickstarter
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>>152853221
There's a reason Valve removed the numbers for "currently playing". They don't want people to see how dead the game actually is.
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>>152853183
no one gives a shit about your 4k knowledge

>waah why no one cared about my science publication
because you are not a scientist and it was fucking worthless
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>>152853183
good to know it was a waste of your time in addition to mine
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why don't eu+cis pro players organize EEL once again, those streams were a lot of fun
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>>152853265
Except they didn't?
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>>152853381

DELETE THIS
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>>152853310
the whole reason for inhouse leagues was to make a ranked system

now we have a ranked system made by valve so no one cares about them

fpl and such will never be alive again, maybe for like a week top then back to trash they go
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>had a nightmare that DC won TI7, sweeping the final 3-0
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>>152853381
>implying half of those are not just idlying in the menu.
They removed the current players when you match in the matchmaking, there's literally no reason for them to do this unless they want to hide something.
>>
There's going to be 2 EG teams if you haven't figured it out by now, there's been plenty of hints dropped. Moon just referred to zai & Universe as being "strictly off-laners" at the current time, and both being locked in to EG. SumaiL has said he's sticking with EG. zai has said has said "All I can say is I'm playing with my boy SumaiL" (Which in itself was more or less confirmation of him & SumaiL leaving the #1 roster and building a #2 roster)

Based on what we know, this is roughly what's confirmed.

EG1 - Fear _____ Universe _____ ppd(c)
EG2 - _____ SumaiL zai Cr1t(c) _____

Arteezy will be on one of these rosters, more than likely 2 because of his conflicts with ppd. Unsure on the remaining 3 spots.
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>>152853486
>hitler
>anime
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>>152853486
>Posting Filthy Frank
How's highschool and rèddit treating you?
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>>152853468
thats like saying anyone having league up or csgo to buy fucking crates is irrelevant.
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>>152853510
so now we can have dubious games between THREE rosters of Alex Whatsihisname, EG, EG2 and Alliance
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>>152853486
>Trap Wojak is anime
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>>152853538
>not knowing the old francis of the filth d2g meme
he cums in spurts
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>vhs unranked
>ns ranked
>can't climb
Explain this dotards.
I literally have 0 party games by the way.
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>>152853486
>Touhou is anime
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>>152853468
ohhh shit! its schizoid anon
ohh no hahaha

what if someone is after you now!?
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>>152853629
>3k unranked
>3k ranked

what is there to explain?
ur garbage and will never get any better becuase your brain is all rotten from anime
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>post game chat rooms after games

are you fucking serious volvo

what makes you think i want anything to do with the retards after every game?

holy fuck man
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>>152853762
Yeah they need to bring back chat at the victory screen this just doesn't feel right.
Reddit spies get on it.
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why is silver edge picked up on arc warden?
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>>152853915
the only hero with a skill that amplifies the effectiveness of both utility and dps items
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>its a your team simply doesn't want to push and when you try to push the ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM teleports to that lane since they dont have to worry about your teammates split pushing because they're too busy fighting over farm in jungle

oh bby
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>buy bkb
>people walk away
uhm... dotards?
>>
if i spam omni, can i get to 5k in a month (from 3,5k)
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>>152851847
I got 400mmr in last two days just by spamming wraith king and TA (3k). What now shitlord?
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>>152854007
no but you will rank up
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>>152853989
it's a WHAT?
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>>152854067
ITS A YOUR TEAM SIMPLY DOESN'T WANT TO PUSH AND WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM TELEPORTS TO THAT LANE SINCE THEY DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR TEAMMATES SPLITPUSHING BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING OVER FARM IN JUNGLE
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>no hero with a tulpa
Dotards?
>>
>No black heroes.
Valve racists?
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>>152854298
Elder Titan?
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>>152854319
Chen my nigga, Chen.
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>>152854357
chen is arabic nigga
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>>152854319
ck
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>>152854319
LC is a nigger
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>>152854319
>black

Excuse me the pc term is Oglodi, bigot.
>>
hey guys just found this site on bulldogs twitch chat and figured out how to make a post EleGiggle is it kinda like a weird version of reddit? 4Head
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>>152854298
timber might be schizophrenic tho
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>>152854319
Chen

>>152854391
The artists Valve hires can't decide if she's black or tan
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>>152854319
Drow?
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>>152854319
Anti mage
>>
@152854319
(you)
>>
why can't I just buy women at the store
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>>152854319

bruh
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>>152854319
we wuz dota heroes n shiiieet
>>
What are you supposed to do when forced 50 kicks in?
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>>152854547
you can tho
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>>152854564
cheat the system
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>Luna
>Lvl 1 damage from 47 to 69
>Third skill remade:

>E: Cat reflexes
>Luna receives 25/30/35/40 % evasion chance while she is moving. Skill can be activated to allow Luna to launch 4/5/6/7 attacks while running.
>no mana cost, no cast time, 15 sec duration, 20 sec cd

y/n?
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>>152854547
find a new store
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>>152854605
>>152854663
where though
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>>152854658
n
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>>152854547

>met a girl at college today who was a literal fucking 10
>cute
>funny as hell
>wife material
>mfw she mentioned she has a husband
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>>152854734
why so?
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>>152854741
>Liking 3DPD.
Anon please.
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>>152854773
Luna is already super strong she does not neet a buff
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>>152854658

>HOW TO BALANCE WRAITH KING

LIFESTEAL AURA AND CRIT COMBINED INTO ONE SKILL EXACTLY WITH THE EXACT SAME NUMBERS AS THE SKILLS HAVE INDIVIDUALLY NOW

NEW SKILL ADDED:

WRAITH SURGE

OSTARION TRANSFORM INTO A STREAM OF GHOSTLY ENERGY AND SURGES FORWARD TO THE TARGETED LOCATION

ENEMIES PASSED THROUGH ON THE WAY ARE SLOWED AND TAKE INCREASED DAMAGE FOR A SHORT TIME.

OSTARION IS UNTARGETABLE AND MOVES AT 650 MOVESPEED WHILE USING WRAITH SURGE.

RANGE: 650/875/1025/1300
SLOW AND DAMAGE AMPLIFICATION: 10/15/20/25%
SLOW/AMP DURATION: 4 SECONDS
MANACOST: 40
COOLDOWN: 12/10/8/6

y/n?
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>>152854741
it doesn't mean you can't score my man
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>>152854812
So, wraith king becomes literally melee morphling?
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>>152854828
Nigger-tier behaviour
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>>152854828

nah man, she was a teacher, husband is probably an established engineer or something with high paying job. pretty hard to get with a girl in that position who actually appears happy with it.
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>>152854828

>Stealing another white man's woman

kys
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>>152854812
yyyyyy
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>>152854812
Alternate skill:

Bow to Me!

Every enemy in 300/400/500 radius are forced to look at Wraith King and are rooted. Wraith King hits everyone once, with normal crit chance etc. Pierces spell immunity. Manacost 100, cd 30/25/20/15
>>
You know why ranked Dota is the best game in the world senpaitachi. It completely shuts down my sexual drive, I don't even fap.
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>>152854812
Overpowered as shit desu
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>>152855010

>No duration listed for the root.

Low effort/10
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>>152854987
>>152854864
>muh marriage is sacred
>2016

lmao. it's almost like you hate fun guys
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>>152855073
Sorry, it was a 30 second idea. Give it 0.5/1/2/3 seconds duration.
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>>152854812
SO WRAITH KING NOW HAS TWO LIVES AND A MASSIVE RANGE ESCAPE ABILITY WITH INVINCIBILITY FRAMES
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDAF9kzKeyU
EHMM
DOT-BUSTERS??
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>>152854828
t. teenager
>>
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/16558517
r8 this autism
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>>152855128
>INVINCIBILITY FRAMES
I love this fighting game meme and I lol whenever anyone uses it.
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>>152855198

>Barely above 50% winrate

Fucking embarassing
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>>152855198
normal skill/10
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I haven't seen a hero convert so much farm into so little game impact since Tinker
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>>152854319
LC
Chen
Drow
Dragon Knight
Shadow Shaman
Huskar
Witch Doctor
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>>152854812

How to actually balance Wraith King

Hidden passive: The Only King That Matters

Upon entering the game, as long as the player playing Wraith King has at least 1 game of Dota listed from before December 10th 2013 Ostarion will be mystically transformed into the Calcium Monarch.
>>
I'm gonna be out of a computer for a few weeks, so...

TELL ME ABOUT UNDERLORD.

WHY DOES HE MAKE THE RIFTS?
>>
TAKE A KNEE, PEASANT
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What if there was a hero with the ability to convert enemy illusions into illusions of you (on your team)
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>>152855568
there are 2
>>
I wanna sit on a saddled mare slave's back and feel her legs quiver in exhaustion beneath me until she collapses under my weight. I wanna bounce up and down in the saddle and feel her spine bend as she whimpers and cries.
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>>152855568
shadow demon and morphling mate
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why are legs like this allowed
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>>152855710

Those are big legs
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>>152855710
why is she always wearing shoes
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>>152855594
Who?

>>152855702
No, that's not what I mean. Imagine Terrorblade comes at you with his army of illusions. You use the skill and they all turn into illusions of you, controlled by you.
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>>152855757
for you
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>>152855772
well people usually wear shoes when they're working
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>>152855802
That would be incredibly situational and probably shit
And I was thinking of Ench and SD
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>>152855568
Like verata's aura in GW

i like it desu, but it would be too specific of a counter, icefrog doesnt do that
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>>152853915
because he is the 2 for the price of one hero
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>>152855902
post your rare sheevers
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>>152855098
muh harambe instincts
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>>152847019
so what's the deal with Artstyle now anyway?

Everyone was super hyped that he was coming back to Na`Vi and now they're the most irrelevant they've ever been
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>>152856026
m8 there isn't a sheever I don't have.
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>>152856026
Totally unintentional.
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>pick silencer
>circle around in fights and press ulti on a good moment
>start hitting for 300 damage with no right click items
>win

GREAT game dotardos
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>>152855198
>unplayed heroes
no wonder he's stuck at normal skill lmao
>>
drunk ranked is fucking hilariis brose
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>buy hotd
>0(zero) wolves spawn in five minutes
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>>152856194
>buy HotD
>mud golems spawn
is there a better feeling
>>
>>152854812
Turn Wraith Surge into Bone Surge and rename/reskin him to

>OSTARION
THE BARON OF BONE

And you've got it
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>>152856393
>bone surge is now permanent once skilled and SK must be steered with the arrow keys

Viable?
>>
Ability idea I don't know who to attach to:

Places a curse on an enemy hero that lasts a while.
Under the curse, if they turn away from you for too long they start taking magical damage each second.
If they face you for too long, they stop taking the damage but are rooted for as long as they remain facing you. Vice Versa if they turn away again.
Initially casting the curse ministuns the enemy and forces them to look in your direction.

This seems ridiculously powerful, but is it powerful enough to be an ult?
>>
>>152856393
>not travel my bones / travel the bones
one job
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>>152856496
achtung die kurve in dota?
>>
should they make underlord's aura toggle like wraith king
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>>152856539
Tbh every aura that affects creeps should have a toggle like that.
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>>152843378
HOHOHO THANK GOD FUCKING RETARDS LIKE YOU DONT WORK FOR VALVE
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>>152856584
t. venge
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>>152856393

Not Bone Surge

It should be called Roll the Bones.
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How to fix Secret?

Secret.Puppey
Secret.Arteezy
Secret.PPD
Secret.Iceiceice
Secret.Loda
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>>152856724
>chink shit
>NA team
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>>152856769
>hating on based Icex3
hey red.dit
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>>152856724
LMAO
>>
why arent people buying mek on shitlord?

LITERALLY GLOBAL MEK
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>>152841074
The Summit 4 (last game before major patch)
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>>152856974
because they are a dotard (dota + retard)
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>>152856769
ice is fluent in english
>>
>>152856974
Underlord is an excellent aura stacker.

GGreaves, Crimson Guard, Vlads, Shivas, AC and Pipe and not only are you fucking invincible, so is your team.
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>>152841383
>his ultimate makes it rain in a target area
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>>152856714
Fucking fund it.
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>>152856393
>>152856496
>>152856534
>>152856714
>>152857201
BONE IS STRONGEST WHERE IT'S MENDED!
>>
I must admit euro servers are pretty trash, just so easy even with 150 ping
how can inflated this euroghetto be? every game is just 9 5k players not deserving their mmr
>>
>>152856974
Why are people downgrading their Soul Rings while paying 4100 gold for it?
>>
Now da dust settling thingie is take caren of wat do we think about the new valorous character ?
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>>152857403
cause u buy a second soul ring while u have the mana to actually cast ur spells
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is underlord goodio or badio
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>>152857463

i played him as carry a lot tried different build and the conclusion was pretty clear - badalchemist

his one quality is that hes better on a fucked lane than alchemist, so some games he might actually be goodalchemist but overall hes badalchemist
>>
>>152857129

opinion on phase/treads drums ? I'll try rush greave next game to see what gives

Only two game I won with him I crushed my lane by going 4/0/4

I had someone to hold people in place when they tried to get out of the shitstorm
>>
>>152857584
i think he wrecks aggro trilanes as a defensive support

aura+pit blocks all aggresion
>>
>>152857592
>he still buys drum on carry/semicarry heroes
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>>152857617
I didn't know the aura blocks spell damage
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>>152856116
thats what they get
>>
>>152857491
>bloodstone
>providing anything to tinker except a way to kill yourself
12 mana/s is nothing for Tinker.
Meanwhile, Guardian Greaves provide 125 mana/s (literally an order of magnitude more) that can also me given to your teamates and a basic dispel (which makes Manta and any other source of self-purge redundant).
>>
>>152857584
m8 he seems like good dark seer think about that
>>
>>152857628

Dude aura lmao

I wanted int to cast shit

The active saved my life several time
>>
Do you think ODPixel is annoyed by people posting sheever here
>>
>>152857592
You just wanna stack auras really. Make yourself tanky as fuck, make your team tanky as fuck, push down towers. End early. I rarely win with him if the game goes late, I've never actually bee six slotted with him before.
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>>152857702
reduced downtime is pretty good
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>people still delusional enough to believe EG is switching players
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>>152857664
in aggro trilanes most of the damage comes from hero hits tho
>>
>>152857817
>3rd place at ti only becuase the better teams all shit the bed
>shit at every other lan

if i was ppd i would demolish the whole team because this season was an embarrassment, just start over and DONT FALL FOR THE RTZ MEME
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>>152857963
>LITERALLY the _ONLY_ team that can consistantly do well at TI
>every other team is garbage and CANNOT peform when it matters

>all they can win are irrelevant honeypots
>literally they are the team that goes 14-2 in the regular season and chokes in the first game of the playoffs

now i know d2g is full of autistic shut in NEETs
but surely you understand how regular sports work
especially given how core /sp/ is to this website and its culture!
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>>152857592
>>152857785
Like this is the ideal build for him, unless the enemy team has irrelevant magic damage in which case switch Pipe for something else. Radiance if you want another Aura, but Lotus Orb or Linkens for teammates, maybe a BKB, Skadi for anti kite and extra tankiness, Heart wouldn't be bad on him in this situation because then the enemy team is dealing with a 3800hp enemy hero with 78% physical damage resistance and 40/55 damage block.
The flaw with this build is that his middling strength growth and lack of stats leaves him with only 2700 total hp, technically 3000 with Greaves active, and there's also the 400 strength shield from Pipe, but yeah substituting any one item for more health is probably a good idea depending on the way the game goes, who you're up against etc.
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>>152858020

you are a great retard if you think someone that was literally the best in the world will just say "okay we are top6 now its okay tho we wont even try to improve!"

just becuase you have zero ambitions doesnt mean that eveyrone else does
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>E-EG is bad

When will thirdies and yuros learn?
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This guy is Ghost Revenant.
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>>152858020
you're the same type of person that thinks OG winning 2 majors wasn't impressive
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>>152858110
>the only team consistantly winning millions at TI year after year while other teams fold and choke constantly

by the way, please don't project your own failures and lack of ambition anon. it's embarassing
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>>152858190
>>152858110
you are both retarded
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>>152858174
>look at all these honeypots i won guise
>gets eliminated by FUCKING PINOYS at the Championship Of Dota
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>>152858190

but its you who has no ambitions not me or PPD that WILL change the team.

>we got third guys we should be all happy!
>but a year ago we won and it wasnt even close PPD, why cant we just try to get better and do it again?
>NO WE AIM FOR 3RD PLACES NOW
this is literally you
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>>152850326
basically storm
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>>152858028
I was against this build and it´s extremely good. I would switch that thistty armor thatbuilds from vanguard for blink though. With these items you have insane armor+your teammates too. Enemy carries became irrelevant
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>>152858292
>Let's do what all those failures did, that'll help us win
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>>152850334
valve didn't make csgo (it was outsourced and shit, I played in the beginning before skins update)
portal 2 was a rehash
alien swarm was shit
left4dead2 was a rehash

their last GOOD game was Portal
>>
>>
>play against omniknight
>lose
really get those brain cells buzzing
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>>152858390
BETWEEN THE PLANES
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>>152858363
DC placed higher than them
Wings placed higher than them
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>>152857702
yea it really is about that MANA PER SECOND u fucking donkey
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>>152858324
>I would switch that thistty armor thatbuilds from vanguard for blink though
wot
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>d2g still assblasted about The Law Of The Honeypot being proven objectively and quantifiably true
>>
>viewers can now report players

why would they do that
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>Literally the only person on my team with a positive KDA
>Game was lost at 10 mins when every lane failed but mid (mine), but I desperately held on until 50 mins
>I am literally the only person who bought detection against a Riki and 2 Shadowblades
>"Fights" literally revolved around me hoping to cause a miracle because everyone got so fat they could delete everyone on my team (namely, me)
>Game devolved into the most stressful splitpushing of my life because if I got jumped I died, the end
>Back at home, enemy pushing mid for GG
>Teammates leave highground one by one and get slaughtered, nobody else has bb
>Forced to TP back
>Die twice defending base, get 3 kills but it doesn't matter
>Post-game
>-49 MMR
Thanks Valve

Me ooga
Team booga
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>>152858174

Big OG fanboy here. I completely missed the games in the early brackets because OG not making it to semifinals at least didn't even cross my mind, then I catch the stream and see they're already out.

Not to be dismissive of the effort they put forth or anything but how do you qualify for a tournament twice over, make it to upper bracket, then flub 2 sets to teams that don't even turn out to be dark horses?

Makes me believe all that honeypot memeing they say about the majors.
>>
>>>/sci/8284990
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>>152842836
>valve decides which heroes are viable
I cant tell whats worse, the fact that this retarded comic exists or the fact that idiots in this thread like it.
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>>152858580
?
riot already does that, they literally fined teams that played heroes they htink are supports as cores, like literally its illegal to play heroes the way riot doesnt want them to be played

valve does the same thing

>elder titan in the game
>his spirit is super good
>played mid
>gaben: shut it down
>nerf nerf nerf
>roaming cuckport now
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>>152858390
ONE WORLD
IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>>
>>
>>152858815
ENDURANCE RUN
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>>152858815
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT
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>>152848276
they fucked up his design pretty badly. Would be passable if he has one cyclop eye and a better voice
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>no thicc hero
why live
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d2gemographics check

https://www.strawpoll.me/11075970
https://www.strawpoll.me/11075970
https://www.strawpoll.me/11075970

your input is appreciated
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>>152859028
SHEEESH.jpg
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How do I get golden Kappa guys???
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>>152859292
you go back to ribbit, ask there and never come back
>>
How do you customize your pick screen grid Dotards?
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>>152859363
ribbit??
>>
reddit is better than d2g because you don't have to worry about /pol/ having a fit
>>
>>152859475
That would sure be an argument if I was a nonwhite subhuman
>>
>>152854561
Did anyone ever explain this shit and why the fuck it makes CK a nigger
>>
>Dominating both the analog and digital competitions between nations

When will other "countries" learn?
>>
>>152859545
asians are smarter than whites
deluded non-asian subhuman detected
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>>152855326
But I tought he was good at pushing?
>pushes lane hard thanks to aura
>300+ damage for killing a few waves
etc
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>>152859650
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>>152859650
At least my country isn´t flooded by trannies, homos, feminists and women
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>>152859650
if soviet union was a thing you would be dumpstered just like in space race
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>>152859650
>The nonwhitelympics
who cares lmao
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defend this doturds
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>>152859727
t. dubai
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>>152859783
t. slovakia actually
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>>152859780
euro isn't one government so why count it
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>>152859780
>comparing contents to countries

i thought europeans were smarter than americans
>>
>>152859714
>>152859780
DELETE THIS
>>
Got 5k a year ago, haven't played since
am i missing out on anything?
this patch looks like shit but i dont know
>>
>>152859780
why not just put west hemisphere vs east and call it a day
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>>152859849
wasnt this posted by eu govt ironically? lol
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>>152859780
>eu so assblasted about having less medals than the us they just put all their countries numbers together
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>>152859780
>tfw nigel poster was so devatated he cant reply with shit
>the same way he went radio silent after the great eg btfoing
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>>152859668
I hope you're japanese lad
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>>152859823
>slovakia
L M A O
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>>152859910
why are oyu here

>le am i missing naything in this free gmae? i dont want to spend money to open it up i need retards to reasurre me xd WHO REDDIT HERE FOR SURE I AM

just kys yourself
>>
>>152859986
what
im asking if the game is worth playing anymore you sperg
>>
>>152859823
a country smaller than france(cuck country) that no one cares about
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>>152859958
>ameriturds so assblasted about doing shit at TI they start following normie sports

l a m o
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>>152860014
xxxxxxxxd

LE IF LE GAME IS LOE WORTH PLAYING
HOW MUCH MONEY IWLL I LE GET IF I PLAY THIS GAME>? IS IT LE WORTH MYU LE TIME??

holy fuck drink bleach already
>>
>its not yuro!
lol but when u shitpost its yuro

lol defend this
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>>152860030
>wanting people to care about our country
are you actually this retarded
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>>152860034
>implying i care about either
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I really wonder who is behind this attempt to create rivalry between white people of north american and european continent
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>>152860068
>this autism
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>>152860030
Why would I want my country to be relevant. This way we have no homos, no feminists, no refugees. If there is ever a nuclear war I can tell you with confidence that my country will make it unscathed
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>>152859780
Surely euros can't be this assblasted about americans winning more medals... right?
>>
>americans cannot count
why am i not surprised
>>
>>152859650

>It's an "Population size has nothing to do with performance at the Olympics" episode

The Netherlands has a population of 16 million, proportional compared to the US they have made proportionality 4 times as many medals gold medals.

America's performance is pretty abysmal for how big it is and how many potential athletes it could produce.
>>
>>152860291
they think going to school is "liberal brainwashing"
>>
>euro so assblasted about everything ever
>even their shit continent isnt even a continent
>>
>>152860359
are you implying it's not true
>>
Don't you ever speak to Europe or it's Country ever again!

We rule these land now and everything is going to be Harambe here.
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>>152860359
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SHART
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>>152860358
you know there is an actual physical limit on the olympic participants right? america cant just send over a million people and hope some of them win
>>
>>152856724
i wish when you made this post you skillfully shop pictures over the other team mates of the poeple you listed them in, even puppey.
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>>152860198

>NATO member
>Making it through nuclear war

lmao no
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>>152860172
hmm yes it really does make me ponder indeed.
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Which hero have you gone the longest without playing?

Pic related was the first hero I could think of, there are probably some out there that I haven't touched since early 2012
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>this is what dotards literally believe

lmaoing at ur lives
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>>152860703
i have not played wisp in like 3 years
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>>152852138
HOL UP
HE US ICEFROG
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>>152860703
chen
literally only played him once, 2 years ago
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>>152840785
no
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>>152860762
>men on badMen are on equal footing
lmao
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>>152860762
Sweden is going to have Heaton in a Swedish TV show called "The masters masters" were various well known athletes participates in different activities testing your physical and psychic strength.

Why has your country not yet accepted E-sports as a real sport yet? Sweden is miles ahead of everyone like usual.
>>
IS there an option to get the old scoreboard
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>>152860987
nope
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>>152858551
>Blogging during ESPORTS
>>
EG.BSJ is streaming
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>>152861213
>>
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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his sack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enormous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.
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>>152861213
>double digit loss streak
>single digit win streak
lamo
also that date on bb is wrong, i played him and won less than a week ago
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>>152861450
>https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9c/Abys_spawn_08.mp3

What did he mean by this?
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what is wrong with this community, why are there so many shitheads who play dota? Does anyone who plays this game have any interpersonal skills?
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>>152861753
Play normal games, much more friendlier people and a better atmosphere overall.
>>
>>152861753
sounds like oyu are too casual for this game go play something on battlenet if you want to just relax and do poorly online with no consequences
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>>152861753
FUCK you
>>
>>152861753
this>>152861819
>>
>>152860703
I have literally never played Luna. Religious reasons.
>>
>boys
>lets do this boys
>S A D B O Y S
>we fucking lost!!!!
everyone who does this is a fucking cuck
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>>152859592
Look at those fucking lips
the fucking nose
the broad as fuck chin
It still baffles me that the artist that made this looked at it and thought "Yes. This is what we shall sell as a representation of Chaos Knight, a hero who always wears a full facial helmet."
>>
>>152859780
wew, maybe were losers in e-"sports" but winners in REAL sports
>>
>>152862109
>this games actually so shit
every
single
fucking
game

high level NAdota is cancerous as fuck
>>
>>152862208
nuh uh! y-yurup doesnt exist!
t. usatard
>>
>>152854319
So in conclusion only Chen is truly a blacky?

And drow shares some black people traits which would explain why she thinks she's so ugly and inferior.
>>
>>152861838
I don't want to "relax and do poorly", I just don't see how deliberately fucking with your teammates will improve your chances of winning the game
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>>152860762
>Women

>Sports
>Esports
>>
>>152862098
What about Mirana?
>>
>>152860359
but im a yuro and school is liberal brainwashing
>>
How do I become as good as Chi Long Qua?
>>
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Post Dota waifus
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Even bulldog got an anime avatar.

If you're still playing dota 2016 and still do not use a cute anime avatar you should really consider suicide.
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So judging by the teaser, Monkey king has
>An Aoe Attack
>some blink like meld strike that targets trees
>a ultimate multi illusion spirit lance or doppleganger
>>
>check friend's Dotabuff
> main page goes back 1 year four months
>check friend of League of Legends version of Dotabuff (it's really shit btw)
>main page goes back 1 week

Where did the good times go?
>>
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>>152862776
Fucking pleb.
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>>152854561
>>152859592
>>152862167

Holy shit this is next level

I always thought he was just a big formed mass of fiery red chaos underneath the armour but nope

KNIGGHTS N SHIET
>>
what profiles do you guys avoid

>cropped hentai
>pol memes
>trump memes
>hillary memes
>picture of a hero
>picture of an item
>picture of a team like navi, alliance logos etc
>fotm anime
>named after a pro or a pubstomper
>named after a hero
>sadboy meme garbage
>road to ___ mmr
anything else?
>>
is am a good hero to spam for free mmr?

i like csing and split pushing
>>
>>152862983
>Cropped Hentai
>Literally the profile pic of my smurf

This is too right
>>
>>152862983
>muted
>report me
I do like twitch links though
>>
>>152862983
Anything that looks nonwhite or nonasian
>>
Dota general plz I made a new account why am I chat muted I dont understand Ive only played 4 games on the account
>>
>>152860359
>>152860485
>Name: Hans
>Preferred Pronouns: Obersturmbannführer
>Hometown: Berlin
>Major: Oil and Gas Engineering
>Dream Travel Destination: Warsaw
>>
>>152862983
Holy fuck, that's too accurate.
Also chinese moon runes and those weird names with different display.
>>
dead thread
>>
>>152862983
>reddit memes
>anything about 1v9'ing
>____ or feed
>people showing chen/invoker/visage/LD/io/zet that clearly don't play any of them
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>>152857813
>>152858439
>muh death timer reduction/kys active
why dont people buy bloodstone on sven or spectre then?
protip: you wouldnt die if you made proper use of your 2.5k range autoattack that deals magic damage
>le bonuz hp
so tinker dies in 5 seconds instead of 4? good value
>10 times less mana regen is good, promise!
lmao
also ggboots purge without killing you
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>tfw Mongolz will forever be tier 3
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What are we watching?
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>>152854561
>chaos personified is a nigger
Racist much, Valve? Like ugh.
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Three fucking years after beta release and this retarded bug is still in the game

How do you justify this, valvedrones?
>>
>>152842693
dp Immortal leaves her legs completely bare
>>
thoughts on the new OG?

fly
n0tail
bulldog
attacker
funn1k
>>
>Every time there's a teamfight the game freezes for a split second
Did anyone else experience this and found a fix? Pc is more than capable of running dota and the connection isn't being used by anything else
>>
I'm 33, 7.2k player. Not sure if its the years of playing dota, or me taking care of myself with lots of things that improve my enjoyment while playing, but I have to say I am not experiencing any problems at all regarding gameplay or anything else. Ps. Cheers!
>>
>check leldit
>it's full of fucking pinoys with broken english
>use meme from this general and misinterpreted them
Sometimes i think half of you guys that browse this are dirty sea monkeys.
>>
hey guys, i cant remember what was the settings that doesn't make your hero follow the path around cliff when positioning yourself for razes..?
>>
>>152862983

>He doesn't like cropped hentai avatars
>>
>>152864950
Directional movement
>>
what would make lycan meta again?
>>
>when your teammate chooses bad zeus, aka skywrath mage

gg go next
>>
>>152865372
Correctly playing Underlord
>>
>>152865372
Nothing.

He's shit.
>>
>>152865106
Thanks!
>>
if someone abandoned the game, than i leave, i get xp from it?
>>
>>152860762
Please tell me this was done satirically
>>
>le balanced 66 damage at level 1 %hp burn -40% damage teleporting demon man

broken
as
SHIT
>>
>>152860762
>men and women are on equal footing

apex kek
>>
only a yuro could think shitlord is good
>>
>BackStabby h0neyLans backstabbed Moon
>was backstabbed himself by Cr1t

uhhh...dotards?
>>
ded tred
>>
ded gaem
>>
I don't know why I waited so long to listen to bossa nova, it's actually pretty good
>>
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ur game is dead dotards
>>
what is the best way to earn xp fast? vs bots or normal game?
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>no cute boypucci hero
Why live?
>>
>>152840717

Fapping leads to lost MMR as you just don't have the full ability you'd usually have at your disposal, you'd be too relaxed to make proper judgement calls.

Just like a woman.
>>
>>152866989
>who is murloc nightcrawler the slark
>>
>>152866974
bots, if you go mid those fuckers gank you all the time past 3 minutes
>>
>>152864758
Hes a good, balanced hero
>>
>>152866974
>>152865767
t. league jump shipper
>>
>>
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Redpill me on Jason "WaterNigger" Morphling

Let's say I have those items
>brown boots
>aquila
>bottle

What do I want to go for, most of the time? Linkens or Eblade? What situations?

How do I use replicate + tp scroll without running out of mana?

I want to play this hero but I'm not doing well with him.
>>
>>152867623
You play support morph str and become a walking stun
>>
>>152867337
source?
>>
>>152867623
slark > morphling > antimage > slark

that is all there is to it
>>
HOW THE FUCK IS ARC WARDEN BALANCED THIS HERO IS A COMPLETE JOKE.

>MY CLONE SOLO KILLS YOU IN 2 SECONDS
>OH AND YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECAUSE OF MY EVADE SHIELD


FUCKING RETARDED.
>>
>>152867623

Really with morph you have 2 choices.

Most common is carry agi morph, stacking agi with shotgun build and skaadi's, multiple skaadis, possibly a butterfly.

Less common, strength morph, walking stun, stack loads of strength, hearts etc and become unkillable.
>>
>>152868012
>magnetic field
>Does not evade attacks landing on allies when the source of the attack is within the field.

Stay bad
>>
>>152867739
https://derpiboo.ru/774950?scope=scpeaec22717f3fe8d2af17f045b0cff4e8888120fa1
remember that you cannot spell "bestiality" without "best"
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>>152868012
i'd be listening if this was 6.86
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>>152868012

t. le 3k man
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Daily reminder Broxy is already streaming 40 hours non-stop!!
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>>152868116
I regret asking.
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>>152868116
remember its spelt "beAstiality" with an A
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>Kicking Envy out of Secret

The smile will never return
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>>152865372
more hp on wolves at early levels
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>>152868295
ah yes i'm sure pie was VERY happy playing with that trashcan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x62dbSGkBBc&feature=youtu.be&t=9m6s

>yfw Day[9] completely BTFOs doturds

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
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>>152868012
jugg and huskar can take him mid
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>>152868112
>>152868119
>>152868140
Zet Internet Defence Force GET OUT
>>
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/underlord/players
dotards?
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>>152865372
Leave him as he is. He's great in-between ball metas (OD SD) if you have a team that plays around him.
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>>152868445
damn he got fat
>>
how do you even play lycan anyway? i think i randomed him twice a few years ago but that was it
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>>152868445
eh sounds fair enough.
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>>152868445
His laugh is as fucking contagious as ever. God damn he's so likable.
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>>152866876
Post more Ahri please.

It's the only thing League has going for.

Just you wait, Volvo will make a qt gumiho also! Y-you'll see!!
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>>152868731
you've been playing dota for several years and you don't know how to play lycan?
how the fuck is that even possible
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>>152868242

No it isn't?
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>>152868445
I want day9 to shittalk me in an jolly but friendly manner
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>>152868731
Necrobook the hero. Try end the game while you have the highest DPS in the game with just a necrobook and howl and if you lose too many fights and wont win clean, start ratting.
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>>152865953
by broken do you mean garbage?
because thats what he is
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>>152868445
how is this BTFOing? he seems to have enjoyed it
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>>152868445
I'm happy he's getting into Dota 2. You gotta consider though, that he did a lot of research before starting to play (I remember him asking questions in twitch chat, and on twitter a lot, he also watched TI6), and that he use to be a pro gamer, so of course he's going to have an ability to pick up a game somewhat similar to SC2 pretty quickly.

Can't wait for some Dota videos.
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>>152868852
dunno I'm not into str heroes I guess

I play a lot of agi carries and various mids but lycan always seemed like a bulky piece of shit to me and it doesnt help that he's barely ever picked in pubs nowadays
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>>152868960
>that sarcastic shittalking
>dota is fucking EASY
>keeps saying how he """"LOVES"""" dota
rofl classic autist cant read between the lines
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>tfw only Waga and 100x Russian viewbotters are streaming.
Why is there none here doing some comfy streaming?
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>>152869335
LoH is streaming (and cute)
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are u hype?
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>>152869335
Cancel is streaming
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>>152869087
rofl classic autist never watched day9 before
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>>152868445
Sounds like he's enjoying the game a lot
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>>152868991
Lycan is genuinely the BEST 1v9 hero in the game. I can safely say I play a monster Lycan, to the point a lot of my games have the enemy complaining in all chat how they could just push ancient and win if it ween't for the Lycan waiting in the shadows to steal megas when given 10 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbWrP6b3WY

This guide is full of memes but it's probably THE BEST Lycan guide ever made. Can't stress enough how important totally ignoring your team and only pushing will win you games. Just push, and when you can't farm. The enemy WILL forget about you if you're low key and have heroes to farm.

Your team lost a teamfight bot? Well the enemy used all their skills, and you're top with Necro, Wolves and Howl halfway through their tier 3 . Enemy team huddling around their racks and won't leave because you can just TP on a wolf and rat right through backdoor? Space created

People seem to forget the whole game is won by killing buildings and that Lycan is a hero designed specifically to do that.
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>>152868445
So who is this guy?
I'm glad he's enjoying dota anyway.
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>>152869721
day9 is extremely narcissistic

I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.

As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. Tastosis has a lot more mainstream appeal than day9 / anyone. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
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>>152869718
So like Naga but without wanting to kill myself?
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what the fuck
how come none of you guys told me our guy bsj was streaming?
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>>152850334
>Dota 2
>2013
Nice meme
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>>152869718
idk shouldnt you focus more on securing a rosh or two come midgame?basically respawn and bkb into tp out or ult run away or go full davai on the rax.
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>trying to enjoy some cookies
>jaw keeps clicking
any help, gulag?
>>
>Been not playing for nearly 2 years.
>Started playing now.
>Nearly every game I'm in there's at least 1-3 people muted that I've muted before.
I thought that there was a lot of players playing this game, how come I only get queued up with the same people over and over again?
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>>152869718
t. 2k
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>you will never find someone to play comfy dota with
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>>152870124
Go to an orthodontist
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>>152870252
I know that feel.
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>carry goes 1/11
>midlaners fault
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>>152869851
Sort of. Naga is an attrition carry that aims to choke people out over time with pushed lanes and radiance illusions. Lycan is a bulldozer that just smashes down buildings unless people can stop him, usually before enemies can secure map control and get their farm on. Naga needs a Radiance + BoTs before she's even an annoyance, Lycan with Vlads can take a tower solo in about 10-15 seconds at level 7-8. Naga needs to be 5-6 slotted to take over a game where Lycan has hopefully plowed down 2 lanes of racks by the time she has 3 items.

>>152870094
No, Aegis isn't that important to you on Lycan. In face best case scenario is the enemy taking Rosh while your team goes to intercept, while you're far away ratting. Between Aegis and Teamfight you'll have a solid minute to either push and take buildings or force TP's and give your team Rosh on a platter without even being there. Just NEVER BE AROUND YOUR TEAM, that's what you need to realize, don't fight with them, don't build solar crest for team fights, don't TP to help, you hit buildings and farm creeps, nothing more, and it wins games.

>>152870247
Low 4K and climbing nigger, picking Lycan when someone picks Beastmaster or some other half decent pushing hero is free wins if everyone speaks English and can play the game.
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>>152869453
>comic sans
fuck off
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>>152870537
>murrikan goes 1/11
>peruvians fault
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>>152870537
probably couldn't stand playing with a shitter like you
i'd have fed too
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>>152868420
man that thousand yard stare
>>
>someone goes offlane
>0/5 in 4 minutes
>"??? mid gank?!"
>>
>>152870573
this is just meme strategies, sure I believe you in that it can bring a healthy winrate with lycan with good play but le 'NEVER EVER HELP TEAM' really isn't a clear cut strategy due to how team compositions and shit work, plenty of ways to keep a splitpushing lycan in check.
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>>152868862

murrica still think their spelling is correct.

Its the ENGLISH language. They define it, not you. and renaming it American English is as lazy as your attempted re-writing.
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>>152868526
>not liking electric gnoll Zet
what are you, gay?
>>
Can someone explain to me mid to jungle rotations on heroes like Alch and Tinker?

I've tried to time pushing the wave and going to jungle perfectly but that doesn't always work out. Should I TRY to push the wave and then literally drop everything to stack jungle?
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>>152870492
what are we doing wrong?
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>>152870861
Not everyone can see the holograms.
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>>152870892
Tinker does not jungle u fucking retarded gook
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>>152870989
i'm not gonna jerk off in lane against an unkillable mid while his spirit breaker waits for me to come out the fog nigger
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>>152870989
*tinker exclusively jungles
ftfy
>>
MMR Test

Write out a Shadow Fiend 6 slot build, regardless of situation.
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>>152871371
6 shared tangos
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>>152871371
theres no such thing anon, you would have to include bkb BoT and MkB if you want a 'regardless of situation' build, but even then theres plenty games where you go other shit
>>
>>152871371
>Getting to the point where you're 6-slotted

Game's already over mate, doesn't matter what you build as the enemy carry shits down your throat.
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>>152871371
Ring of repick in every single slot.
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>>152870770
Well I should have added I play solo queue 90% of the time, where meme strategies have to be used. In those games it's completely a matter of "Not be in lanes pushing till I see the enemy, then when they go to fight/farm my team I leave jungle and push the lane furthest from the action". That's what it takes to win solo, is watching and waiting for just a couple seconds of space to get Tier 4's and racks.

In a proper team you shouldn't be fighting either but you interact with your team sure. Fight buildings with your team till the enemy is forced to try and stop you, that's the extent of enemy fighting you do. With good decent people behind you (not solo queue) you can group and deathball towers no problem. Have you ever seen a Lycan/Jakiro pushing tier 3's at 13 minutes?

Like I said you win the game by destroying buildings, not heroes. A lot of heroes are good at pushing, most aren't designed around doing it. The hero is a pushing hero through and through and it's how he needs to be played, you wouldn't build blink/hex/euls/eblade on Jugg because that's just not how the hero is played.

>Plenty of ways to keep a splitpushing Lycan in check

And if you have even two other team members out of the 4 you got matched with that's enough space for them to easily get an item advantage, since supports will be bankrupt on TP's and sentries for Wolves and they won't be able to go anywhere as a group without fear of getting ratted.
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>>152871371
>bots
>aghs
>refresher
>silver edge
>ethereal blade
>skadi/sheepstick
>>
Spirit Breaker aghs:

Spirit Breaker loses the Charge of Darkness ability, but his ult is now global.
>>
>>152859001
Legion commander
>>
>have an arcana for a hero
>lose as that hero

>sell the arcana
>start winning as that herp

Dotards??
>>
>>152871656

That's fucking retarded.
>>
>>152871656
only on the condition if you cast it on a target globally they hear this

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/01/Nether_Strike_pre_cast.mp3

regardless of where you are
>>
>>152870734
>teammate has already died 4 times in 4 minutes
>don''t start trying to establish how best to remedy whatever the problem is and salvage the lane before he dies again
You're part of the problem.
>>
t. mid/carry 3k shitter autist

What are some support heroes that can make stuff happen? I tried Dazzle but thats just wiping your safelane's ass and Lion is slow as shit and not really up my alley. CM is pretty fun but I lose most games as her, and she feels really useless past 10 minutes.

I want to be able to stack a camp and pull it, and go gank mid right after.
>>
>>152871913
It'll be fun to cancel it.

>enemy support shows across map
>spam RAH RAH RAH until he's too scared to farm anywhere
>>
>>152871934
Or he could learn how to play offlane and not die for a single last hit.

I swear these are people who never played a game that wasnt a jungling Axe in their life. They suddenly got put in the offlane solo vs 2 heroes and have no idea what to do. Maybe they think enemy heroes are creeps and try to farm them?
>>
>>152871656
Spirit Breaker Aghs:

>Allies can now hop on Spirit Breaker's back during a charge of darkness
>Doing so causes Spirit breaker to run faster, and do additional damage upon colliding with targeted enemy
>>
>>152871934
but the best solution here IS to not gank top and try to secure a big enough advantage in the other lanes to compensate for the top lane, unless the enemy supports decide to ditch their carry in a very obvious way without preassuring your other lanes asap.
tl;dr you cant plug 3 leaks with 2 corks
>>
>>152871942
I've played Sven and Wraith King support, and they embody that. These are also helpful since you can fake people out during the pick stage. If you want something more traditional though, then Wyvern/Phoenix/Vengeful and surprisingly Chen. Chen is the hardest though and he's borderline impossible in pubs.

Io is also a hardcore babysitter like Dazzle so might want to avoid him.
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>>152871942
I like Ogre Magi and Bane.
>>
>>152871942
midding isn't for everyone
what I suggest is that you practice supports that focus on shutting down the offlaner to get a understanding of that, and then start practicing offlane heroes that want to bully the safelane/get lots of farm by messing with creep pulls, or simply outlast the enemy supports, like tide, bat, nyx and clock (rip).
>>
>>152872562
>>
watching BJS shit on his team for not allowing him to farm 24/7 and reading his mind is truly an experience
>>
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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>>
>>152872562
i'm 3k though so what do I do when there isnt an offlaner, but a duo offlane instead?

you cant do fun activities like pulling that big camp
>>
>>152873232
think of it this way, they will hit lvl 2 before you, but once you are lvl 2 they will not be lvl 3 yet, so you basically have 6 spells vs their 4 spells (simply put).
>>
>>152873160
>watching BSJ
but why
>>
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/darkrift/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-goy
>>
>>152873384
its like that emberassing diseases show on tv, your repulsed but its still somewhat entertaining
>>
>>152873446
>>152873175
MEGALUL
>>
Meme
>>152873536
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