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Vlad Daddy edition

>The Grim and the Grave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yI1LVCGNpc
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404013/

>Call of the Beastmen
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404012/
http://www.gamesdeal.com/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-dlc.html (Cheaper)

>Patch notes
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_2

>FAQs & General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer Mods
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>IS CALL OF THE BEASTMEN WORTH BUYING?
The Beastmen are a cool faction but the pack is a bit overpriced for what you get. There probably won't be a price drop for some time, so if you really like the Beastmen then go ahead, otherwise wait it out.

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure not garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

Mannlets be here >>152753093
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anime!
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1st for Squigs
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Reminder that Vanhal did no wrong and Karl Franz is the best emperor in a long long time.
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>>152779057
>not 'Vladdy'

you fucked up.
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KHAZUK KHAZUK HAAAA!
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>>152779361
DO YE TAKE ME FOR A WAZZAK?
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>>152779419
>dwarfs originate from germanic myth
>Always depicted as little scots

Why?
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>>152776224
I only started hating it as I read more and more about it. I was luckily absent from the "scene" when the End Times happened.
What I'm saying is that you're full of shit and you can't dismiss people's tastes like that.
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Easiest starts to hardest
Vampires>Orcs>Beastmen>Empire>Chaos>Dwarves
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>>152779757
I blame D&D
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>>152779757
At least Warham dwarves aren't as grossly scot as Warcraft or Tolkien. Plus the whole grudge thing and slayers give them a little more personality.
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>>152778186
>What about people who buy it two weeks later
I just picked up a preorder key from a reseller (for less than the base game's price)
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>>152779803

More like

Beastmen (Khazrak) -> Vampires -> Orcs -> Beastmen (Malagor) -> Chaos -> Normal/Hard Empire -> Hard Dwarfs ->>>>>>>>>> Very Hard/Leg Empire ->>>>>>>>>>> VH/Leg Dwarfs
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First for Vlad Leek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF_0tpqWdtE&feature=youtu.be
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>>152779757
>Yorkshire accent
>Scottish
0/10
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>>152780084
It is a part of GrossScotiums.
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>>152779757
Blame Tolkien.
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>>152779757
It's a Northern English accent, and that's because during the time that Dwarves were entering popular consciousness via things like D&D and WHFB the north of England, particularly Yorkshire, was famous for mining. Everyone knows how much those stunty, malnourished little abominations love to mine!

Oh, and Dwarves like to mine too, I guess.
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it's that time again! let's build an army, let's see if /twg/ is as good at strategy as they claim

RULES:
>each post competes for a spot in the army composition
>repeated units are allowed
>rerolls are allowed (simply respond to your previous post)
>already taken spots can't be replaced, no exceptions
>to be counted in, post as a response to this post, any of the progress posts or as a reply to a valid post (as a reroll)
>only posts with pictures will be counted (a post is still valid if it has a link to the picture, but doesn't have it attached)
>rolling dubs, on top of deciding the General, gets to choose the army's name (use the image's name for this purpose)
>for all purposes, the General is a separate entity from the first spot in the army
>if all army spots are filled, and no dubs have been rolled, the immediately next post will take the General spot (and by extent, gets to name the army)
>Heroes are allowed, but discouraged, we are building an army, not 20 good men

Can this army take on the Chaos invasions? what about Attila's doomstacks?
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>>152780259
DUBS FOR KARLIUS MANLIUS, LEADER OF THIS GLORIOUS ARMY.
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>>152780259

SIGMARINES READY
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>>152780435
FUCK I FORGOT A PICTURE.
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>>152780259
Rolling for Grace
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>>152780259
Keeper of secrets for general!
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>>152780179
It is the modern audience, people are so entitled that they think everything should be free and done their way.

Dawn of war is a good example, DoW2 only started with a space marine campaign, and the expansion was only Chaos yet.

As you said DoW had 4 factions and an expansion for 1 faction costing the same as beastmen.

Its the total memecuist audience that ruined pc gaming.

If you dont like something, do not buy the product its that simple. But the people who complain still fucking pay for it, they are massive hypocrites who think they are standing up for the little man or some shit.
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>>152780259
Rolling for Lesbian Spellcasters (Lore of Cute)
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>>152780259
Kisho ninja nodachi samurai get
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>>152779803

Dwarf> Beastmen> Green skin> Chaos> Vamps> Empire.

Dwarf is literally baby mode easy.
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>>152780259
Rolling for the one true General of the Night
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>>152780249
kek
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>>152780208

Tolkien had nothing to do with that.

Blame Warcraft if anything.
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>>152780816
I always get a full-stack Grimgor plus Waaagh! on my doorstep by like turn 15 as Dwarfs
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>>152780259

Rolling for Radi--, uh, This benevolent genius.
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>>152780435
>>152780465
>>152780609
>>152780615
>>152780705
>>152780751
>>152780865
I can't handle the memes, thanks for those tasty (you)s, will host some other time :^)
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>>152780581

Beastmen is well worth it though if you're a fan. They're the best horde faction by far, and the mini-campaign is actually pretty damn nice.

Personally I have nothing against the cost as they obviously want to get paid for the work they put in, and new voicelines, new models and animations all take time and effort.
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>>152780925
warcraft is completely derivative of D&D and fantasy tropes though.
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>>152780961
Which is not a problem at all because you can just get them to attack you while in tunnel stance.
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>>152780925
No, you're right. I should blame literally everyone who came after Tolkien and thought "fuck original ideas, we're just gonna copy/paste everything this guy wrote and call it fantasy".
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>>152781104

Sure.

But Dwarfs having these specific speech mannerisms cannot be identified anywhere in Tolkien's writings.

Their language is supposed to be based on Hebrew for fuck's sake.
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>>152780925
Blame Bakshi. They wanted Bongolian voice actors since it's a Bongolian story, so the Yorkshire/Scotland/Northern/Whatever accent stuck, mostly due to the ongoing miner's strikes. If you were told that you'd be playing a creature that lived to dig tunnels, you'd pull a Yorkshire accent for laughs because muh topical comedy muh audience will understand this reference!
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>>152781170

Rune did a pretty cool job portraying dorfs.
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>>152781240
I am saying warcraft wasn't the cause of this either, it just popularized it in le current generation.
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>>152780961
I took most of the badlands by turn 50 on my Dwarf campaign, i just stopped played because it was so boring curb stomping everything with quarrelers.

The only things i have not took in the badlands are other Dwarf, who are my allies.
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Do we like the new DLC? I can't tell

it's half a charlemagne but only 2 ll's and some shitty reskinned units
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>>152781586

You get Volkmar the motherfucking Grim.

That cunt alone is worth 10 bucks.
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>>152781586
I think it looks good.

2 new LL with completely unique play styles.

2 new lords with new magics and abilities, and new play styles.

5 new units to change up a new campaign.

Units of Renown, each unit has special abilities that change the way they are used and could really give you an edge in battle.

I want it just for the new LL, Ghorst looks amazing.
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>>152781512

Yeah, as soon as you take the Badlands the game just shuts down in pace. As Empire or VC you're constantly fighting eachother and then finally Chaos. It's 24/7 action.
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Anyone have the /twg/ photo that says you can't 404 friendship?
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>>152782003
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>>152781939
I just find the Dwarf so un-fun, they are slow and provide no challenge.

Their units are just a variety of manlet with shield who stands there whilst your range kill the enemy.

Empire Campaign is fucking balls to the walls hard, its constant war with every nation, chaos orcs and beastmen constantly at your gates there is no way to hide. With dwarf once you control the bad lands all you need to do is stick a couple armies at the 2 entrances to your land and wait for Archaon to die.
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>Volkmar has cool as shit abilities and stuff
>Ghorst has cool as shit abilities and stuff
>Vlad will probably have cool as shit abilities and stuff too

Fuck, it's starting to happen. New stuff is coming out that has more interesting campaign and battle mechanics than the base game stuff. Just like with Attila all of the factions started to get more and more interesting and it left all the base factions feel dull because their gimmicks were so tame.
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>>152782090

I don't get it.
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>>152781586

It's pretty much exactly what I expected (More really, I though we would only get 2 actual new units with each Lord Pack) and priced pretty much exactly how I expected.

Yeah I like it.
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>>152781586
>Volkmar
>Knights of the Blazing Sun

Worth it.
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>>152782168

Not much CA can do to fix that without expanding the map though.

Also, dorfs are just very passive and defensive in TT. Aside from gyrocopters there isn't that much in terms of speed you can add. Maybe giant goats like they did in Hobbit, but that's pushing it.
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>>152782090
thanks
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>>152781586

I think it fucking owns.

>Volkmar with his battle shrine
>Ghorst is a literal who but still some how awesome
>Knights of the Blazing Sun
>Flagellants
>Corpse Cart
>Mortis Engine
>Ghoul King
>Arch Lector
>buncha reskins

To be honest I think for $8 it's the best value DLC released so far.
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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?
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Lastthread someone posted a webm of some fuck awful CGI elves fighting dwarves on pigs.

The elves fired regular arrows but the dwarves fired giant arrows with something spinning around them? The fuck was that?
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>>152781170
Tolkien dwarves were meant to be semitic though.
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>>152782372
I just dont enjoy their playstyle, it is no fault of the faction i just enjoy a more aggressive and fast moving army.
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>>152781586
Same price as Chaos but only 9 new units

I dont like it all
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>empire gets a shit ton of units that are all about worshipping siggy
>random myrmidia knights
why?
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>play the battle of Osaka in Fall of the samurai
>destroy the tower where they store gunpowder with my artillery because i am not retarded
>they come out
>kill them rather easily
>assault the castle
>all of my army suddendly dies for no fucking reasons

So am I supposed to get in the village, kill their one gorillion regiments and THEN attack the castle ?
If so what's even the point in destroying their fucking gunpowder towers if the battle is gonna last 5 days, and I'll have to attack from the rear entrance anyways ?
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>>152782762
>Knights of the blazing sun
>Flaming attacks
wot?
>They blind the enemy with their shields... which reduces magic damage
u fucking wot?
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>>152782726
Chaos had what, 3 new units?
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>>152782598
mary sue
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>>152782647

The Hobbit trilogy.

First movie is goddamn great. Excellent family movie.

Sequels were a clusterfuck because of behind the scenes dickery. Peter Jackson basically had to continue where another director left off, and then had to scrap all of it and start from scratch. Despite this the deadline was the same because of board directors who refused to push it forward
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>this guy comes up and slaps your girlfriend on the ass and recites a benediction to sigmar

What you gonna do /twg/?
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>>152780609
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>>152782881
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152782762

Lots of religions in the Empire. Ever heard of Ulric?

>>152782897

>that digital brush

Amateurs.
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>>152782897
I praise Sigmar, of course
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>>152782762
They're a fan favorite. They will draw more sales than say the knights of the twin tailed orb or the knights of sigmar's blood would.
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>>152782894
>First movie is goddamn great
It's really not though.
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>>152782897
*bends down to receive hard transmuted cock*
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>>152782894

I really love all 3 of the hobbit movies. I feel like I'm the outcast but I thought even the war of the 5 armies in extended was fantastic
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>>152782984
Reread the post and try again.
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>>152782897
I wonder what's a girlfriend and why I needed one.
Den I krump da git.
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>>152779057
A far too late ROLLAN! again ;_;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URX21pDclOo

>Flagellants have 10k health and 42 melee dmg
>Volkmar gives +30% melee damage to flagellants

this is gonna be fun
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>>152783198

It's charming, has great effects, acting, props and clothes. A more family friendly version of LotR, which it actually is.

So yeah, fuck you, first Hobbit is great.
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>>152783639
Stop posting this shitty outdated chart.
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>>152783716
Damn, here's the up-to-date chart :^)
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>>152783676
>It's charming
Nah, I got bored by the fight scenes every five minutes.

>has great effects
The CGI was a fucking joke

>etc.
Doesn't save a shit movie.
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>>152783639
>>152783716
>>152783813

As soon as the game is released a drawfaggot needs to make a proper one.
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>>152783639
Rolling

Also, what mods do you use /twg/?
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>>152783331
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152783038
Ulricans generally hate sigmarites though. But the entire theme is about sigmarites going Sigmaru ackbar and then you have the knightly order of myrmidia who believe in studying and academics and shit.
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>>152783878
>a drawfaggot needs to make a proper one.
I have the actual chart prepared, only need the LL pictures from the online encyclopedia now.
Unless you mean the chart in general, well then fuck you and make one yourself
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>>152783854
the first hobbit was pretty cool. 2nd and 3rd were a mistake.
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>>152784082

I-I'm sorry anon, I'm just bad at drawing.
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>>152784034
Okay, you're an illiterate retard, I get it.
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>>152784263
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784179
It's ok, I just really like the chart (and invested a bit of time) but I'm sure other could actually do far better...
But yeah, don't worry, I have the normal rolling chart prepared without the 'fun' stuff, so normal Mannfred and Sigvald
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>>152784263
Mad shill
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>>152784358
If anything it is opposite of shill, CA charged £6 to unlock Chaos are add 3 units.
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>>152780259
>Born to raised the flag starts playing.
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>>152779057
Why do I love Vlad so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Vlad isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Vlad is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Vlad is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vlad is not one that is easily penetrated.
Vlad is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Vlad is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vlad. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Vlad is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Vlad, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Vlad, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vlad so much.
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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sometimes when I fight the chaos invasion in total war warhammer, I take the time to appreciate the fact that Im not fighting against Attila and his doomstacks.
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VLADS MODEL LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

WOW CA, you should be paying us to play this shit.
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784661
>hair
Looks based, how can Mannlet even compete?
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784504
>I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784860
>>152784741
>>152784621
>>152784584

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>>152784504
>not even me
>makes a valid point
>confronted with retard spam
I love this thread.
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I RIDE WITH A MILLION WARRIORS
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152785025
>>not even me
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>152785025
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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>>152784504
I dont think WoC only have 3 units
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what a great thread
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>>152781939
let's hope Tomb kings and skaven deal with that problem
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>>152784975
>Bane
wrong pasta bud
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>>152784661
What were you expecting him to look like?
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>post yfw Bretonnia will still only have 3 units
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>>152782726

CA has stated that Chaos was always going to be in the game in some form, albeit half-finished and unplayable, before the decision was made to make it a pre-order DLC and they were given the funding to finish it up.

You don't think that possibly them already having done a load of work on it has something to do with it being cheap?
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>>152785540
is this some kind of advanced shilling, to prepare the waters for when the next race pack costs 15$?
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>>152785795

You're majorly fucking delusional if you didn't already guess that that's how they're gonna be priced.
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>>152785536
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They probably going to add a new LL (either the Fey or the knight of Sinople), New lord (damsel of the lady or something like that), the cheap knights, the 2-handed swords knights, the grail pilgrims and the grail reliquary ( that's going to be bigger than the model, so Brets have a "chariot" unit )
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>>152785849
So, according to your master logic:
Beastmen should have been free because they are part of the grand campaign wether you own the DLC or not?

because that sounds like some shit reasoning
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>>152785536
Elf-cucks getting btfo from CA would be the best thing
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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Reminder to 3 units shitposting.
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>>152786004
>
well they are free whether you own the DLC or not. you just get to kill them. The beasties are just a race of jobbers anyway.
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>>152784082
The pics for volkmar and ghorst were shown in a video today on the Total War youtube channel. You could take a screenshot and edit them in but you would be missing vlad
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>>152786068
t. alex grucia
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>>152786004

No, that's not my reasoning at all and I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say.

I'm the one defending their pricing.

Well, "defending" is a strong word, something like 5 bucks for Lord Packs, 10-12 for Race packs and 15 for Campaign packs would have been more reasonable

My reasoning is that CA decided to charge less for Chaos because they had already partially finished them before they became a paid DLC race.

It the same reason they can to make the Brets free.

Any race they create from the ground up to be DLC will cost more because they were never intended to serve as content in the base game.
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>>152786084
>The beastmen don't count because I say so
okay.
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>>152786127
Yeah I know, but they don't look like on the encyclopedia.
Also most (or some?) anons don't want the not yet released LL's in the chart because, well, you can't play them yet
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>>152786127
He could use the Vlad image from today's video.
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>>152786296

>NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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>>152786260
>they had already partially finished them before they became a paid DLC race.
NUH UH

NUH UH

NUH UH

THEY HAVE MORE THAN THREE UNITS FAGGOT
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>>152786068
Epic meme bro
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>>152786260
>My reasoning is that CA decided to charge less for Chaos because they had already partially finished them
Bring proofs or shut up (your "reasoning" doesn't count as proof)
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>>152786262
I am just saying that I wasn't interested in the beastmen so I never bought them. the fact that they can still poo in loo in my grand campaign is a nice treat.
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>>152786504
We're allowed to speculate you autist.
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>>152786602
So am I to ask for proof when you make shit up
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>>152786504

>The internet debate over TW: Warhammer's DLC and pre-order bonus content has ranged from troubling to horrific. In the studio it's sparked off a huge "wtf do we do about it" debate. A good portion of us have been arguing that whatever we say in response will just fan the flames - that there is no possible response we can actually make that would make it better.
>I don't think this is true. I think the nature of our games means our players are intelligent and rational thinkers, and if we share with them the problems that we face, maybe they can help guide us to the solution that brings maximum happiness to the most players. That solution may be exactly what we are planning, but if it's something better we wouldn't hesitate to execute it.
>So, the first thing we need to agree on is what we're trying to achieve - I've stated it as the maximum happiness for the most players. Even if you're uber-cynical about our motives and think that we're only interested in money, we should still agree on this because maximum happiness for the most players equals good business for us. In the long run having lots of happy customers enjoying what we make is really the only thing that's important.
>As it happens, for us money isn't our main objective, but just like income in a TW campaign, it's important because more money lets us do more stuff. We can invest more in supporting products in the past, make more varied and higher quality games in the present, and invest in technology for the future.
>As it happens, for us money isn't our main objective, but just like income in a TW campaign, it's important because more money lets us do more stuff. We can invest more in supporting products in the past, make more varied and higher quality games in the present, and invest in technology for the future.
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Daily reminder that the first expension will be announced in 11 months
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>>152786504
>My reasoning

He doesn't need proof because he isn't making an absolute statement based on facts requiring proof. Fuck off back to /int/ you annoying slav cunt.
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>>152786654
Not him, but they were mostly done, the DLC only added like 3 units, you being a gigantic retard doesn't mean he made anything up.
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>>152786504

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-12-03-total-war-developer-disheartened-by-pre-order-dlc-reaction

It was always going to be in the base game at launch, the question was whether it was launch DLC or DLC later down the line.

Since it was always in the base game it must have been completed to some degree and the resources to make it DLC simply finished it.
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>>152786504

>Also, just like a TW campaign, we have to figure out the best strategy for maximising the number of happy players. Our general approach is to make the games we want to play and hope players agree with us, rather than trying to second guess what players might want and doing that. In the case of Warhammer, we want it all. All the races. All the units . All the magic. As authentically as we can possibly make it. With the best possible TW gameplay in there too.
When we were first planning the project, it was immediately obvious that this was a bit of a problem. All that lot was going to cost four times as much to build as the contents of the treasury. We were going to need more resources. Lots more resources.
>To get that investment from SEGA (who are always supportive in backing us), we demonstrate that we can release a great game that results in a lot of happy players. But in order to do that with Warhammer content, it has to be split up into reasonable pieces in order to do all of it at a reasonable resource cost.
>The only way we can have all the races, all the units, all the magic, all authentic and super high quality is by building it up in multiple products; and for each of them we have to give a plausible prediction of how many people will be happy to buy it, so we can justify the cost of making it.
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>>152786760
Yes please can be earlier too for all I care
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>>152786718
>I think the nature of our games means our players are intelligent and rational thinkers
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>>152786504
B T F O
T
F
O
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>>152786820

>Now I'm going to massively oversimplify this, but here's the problem…
>A full game’s-worth of development resources (time, money, people) can only support a certain amount of content. In this case it works out as four playable races. There’s so much depth, breadth and variety in them, these races really are a huge investment to make above the factions of previous games.
>DLCs also support a certain amount of content, less than a main game of course but big enough to add more playable races, or add extra stuff to existing races in the case of smaller DLCs.
>Additionally, DLC's that come out in the first 6 months get even more resources (as they will sell a lot more), and a good value pre-order incentive increases sales of the main game, allowing yet more content to be added into the main game.
And we try and over-deliver; because we’re making the game we want to play.
>To release DLC within that 6 months after release, we have to start on it well before the game is finished. It’s outside the scope and budget of the main game, but it’s developed in parallel. We hired a whole extra team to do this because in total it's almost as much work as the original game.
>If we were to add this extra content to the main game, we’d be operating at a loss, which we wouldn’t do.
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>mfw people will be extremly butthurt to know that Bretonnia is the free faction
>"they were already in custom battle! that's not fair!!1!1!"

I'm not even kidding, there're people who genually think Brets are not the FLC faction
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>>152786919
There are people who thought the 'To the Gravelord' letter was meant to announce Skaven.
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>>152786903

>can't be half-assed to use quotes anymore

So in TW: Warhammer’s case, we had our four main playable races sorted, and we’ve planned for Chaos to have a big role to play later in the trilogy. But we really wanted Chaos Warriors in the main game, even without DLC – to give a big, bad end of game "boss" enemy Race for all players. But we couldn’t do that within the resources for the main game. So we added it as the pre-order incentive that also gets sold on day one – making Chaos Warriors fully playable but also giving us the extra resources to add them as an Ai race for everyone.

So is adding chaos as a pre-order incentive "cut content"? I think the opposite is true. If we didn't add it to the pre-order, it would have been DLC later on and not in the game at release.

We thought we'd done well. Maybe there is a better solution - we're listening to all suggestions for the future. Maybe pre-orders are becoming so toxic they will stop working altogether. You'd hope not though, as it quite simply means those incentives will end up just being paid DLC after launch.

Pre-orders create buzz, improve sales and give the whole studio confidence in what we’re doing. They genuinely let us give you something for nothing, and you can't lose – if you aren’t happy with the final game, you should explore your refund rights. Even if you don’t pre-order, you get Chaos as an Ai opponent.
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>>152786785
>You're majorly fucking delusional if you didn't already guess that that's how they're gonna be priced.
well...
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>>152786828
well, the dlc plan for the base game, as it's 1 dlc/month stop in July 2017, so maybe it will be announced before, as TWW was announced before the sand culture pack for Attila IIRC
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>>152786996
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>>152787143
>stop in July 2017
Source.
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>>152786356
>
Here you go anon
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>DLC adds a faction to the game.
>Only need to pay if you want to play as them, you can still encounter and interact with the factions for free

Where's the issue?
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>>152786996
to be honest, I was surprised CA made a DLC around a ForgeWorld book sub-campaign

Even more surprised by having a LL that's not even "official"

It's still great, as we could have some neat contents from Forgeworld
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>>152787349

>png

No.

Not this shit again.
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>>152787291
starpos files mention 13 DLC, and so far, we got Blood in June, Beastmen in July, and GrimGrave in extremly early September
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>>152787491
>Not this shit again.
t. third-worlder
>>
How delusional are you fucking retards?

The DLC leak plan does NOT refer to a monthly cycle that will end before expansions release. There is LITERALLY no way we're getting all those factions prior to an expansion.

Let alone getting them all on a monthly timeline.

They couldn't even release 5 units, 2 lords and 2 LLs within a month.
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>>152787576

Better a thirdworlder than a literal retard who can't use proper filetypes.
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>>152787404
DOOM FROM ZHARR NAGGRUND
It will happen, 100% sure
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>>152786839
imagine blizzard saying that.
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>>152787576

Look at this image >>152787349
It's 2.19 MB huge, at 1305x767

Now compare to this monstrosity >>152787703
It's only 1.37 MB, despite being a whooping 4528x1108

It's not that fucking difficult.
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>>152787702
Saved it directly from paint ;)

Why do you care what format it is? Is it the autism?
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>>152787702
>can't use proper filetypes.
He saved it as a png-file which is a proper filetype, dunno why you're so mad
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>>152787682
>2 dlc can't be worked on at the same time!!!

The beastmen were WIP weeks before the blood and gore video. Hell, the knight of the blazing sun have files in the game since May
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>>152787404
Sigmar's Blood wasn't FW book.
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>>152787847
This better?
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>>152787551
See >>152787682
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>>152787847
>jpg
shitty compression, artifacts, screenshots look like someone pissed on them

>png
everything looks clean and perfectly clear, screenshots look more real than life, even the internet connection in Cambodia is good enough to open >3MB files in no time
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>>152787491
*hands you a vegemite sandwich*
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>>152788149
are people aware CA is already working on the expensions? Half the DLC are probably already made
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>>152787847
and oh surprise, the png >>152787349 looks far better than the shitty jiff >>152788105 (or any shitty jpg)
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>>152787847

Quality, you faggot. Some people actually have standards rather than accepting the bare fucking minimum for everything in life.
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>>152788238
>even the internet connection in Cambodia is good enough to open >3MB files in no time
A lot of burgers are on limited data plans though.
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>>152780249
t. Maggy thatcher
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>another day of /twg/ not being about total war
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>>152788454
what's your favorite Coan the barbarian scene?
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>>152788441
daily reminder she did nothing wrong
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>>152788406
What, you mean on mobile?
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>>152788551
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>>152788618
No.
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>>152788406
>A lot of burgers are on limited data plans though.
That's just sad
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>>152788760
>I'm a huge twat that wants to sound intelligent
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>>152788760
>nu-male telling me what to do on the internet

Yeah I'm sure he has good tastes and entertaining moment on his pc
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>>152782173
I dont know
was poison arrows or twice the fun with religions that cool?
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>>152788760
literally who?
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>>152782695
dwarfs are also worst faction in multiplayer
empire will just toy with them since they have superior artillery forcing dwarfs to slowly crawl up to them and then they just get cavalry charged again and again without being able to chase down anything at all
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Why are hammerers so shit bros?
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>>152788760
But I dislike memes and anime, while also having no personality or intellect.
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>>152783641
thats the regiment of renown flagerlands
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>>152789189
>19 gyros
>1 lord hidden innawoods

nice shit empire LOL
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>>152789385
>gyros
>anything but completely impotent
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>>152789336
So, /tv/?
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>>152789231
No shields, doesn't suit the Dawi playstyle of sitting and waiting while the Quarrelers co their thing.
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>>152789385
>1 lord hidden
>lord
>hidden
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>>152789506

Gyrobombers are pretty fucking good though.
>>
tomb kangz when
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>>152789725
hopefully never
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remove roman REMOVE ROMAN
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>>152789725
now
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>>152789721
Nah
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>>152789353
oh yeah sorry the normal ones only have 7200 health
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>>152789725
January/February
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>>152789968
Do they have a ward save?

What stops them being shredded by missiles.
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>>152789336
So what you're saying is that you're this guy
>>152788760
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>>152789725
tomorrow
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>>152789947

Bombs they drop are pretty fucking strong.

Guess it could also depend on what unit size you play on. I play on Medium.
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>>152790654
originally the issue was that dwarfs are trash in multiplayer
and against empire
theyre just going to net your gyros and handgunners shoot down bomber and some of the gyros, flying lord and hero to tie up some
also if you go lord+hidden miners in da woods with rest being gyros it will just cause your enemy to alt+f4 and then no one wins
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>>152783639
rollan
>>
ALL MAGIC USERS ARE_______!!!!
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>reading about emperor boris goldgather
>then playing the Karl franz quest for the reikland runefang
>He promises that he will be worthy one day of picking up the runefang of his fathers
when did you guys realize that Karl Franz was the most purehearted emperor who ever ruled?
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isnt the upcoming empire fire cavalry direct counter to vc spooky ghost units?
or was it only magic damage
grail knights at least destroy the ghost infantry unit in single charge
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>>152791853
HOT
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>>152791915
You're not talking about Magnus though.
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>>152791915
>[
Franz is the greatest humanity has to offer, he is Sigmar reincarnate.
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>>152792078
Magnus had the empire united beneath him before his rule even started. Karl had a hard life and he grew all the stronger for it.
He is my warhammer husbando.
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>>152792221
>Magnus had the empire united beneath him before his rule even started.
Because he united the Empire.
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>>152792319
he also had Asavar kul doing a banzai charge straight for him and had elves to help him.
>>152792172
>tfw in the end times sigmar walked the earth again to save his people once more.
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>>152792558
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>>152784042
Also from my understanding Blazing Sun Knights are pretty tied up to County of Talabecland
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>>152792707
tilean mini campaign when?
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>>152792064
Why do the zombies look so cool in artwork but so boring in game?
I would like to have the option to pack them into a very tight formation to form a solid wall of flesh.
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>>152792905
Just like how I would like to spread out my dwarfs so they dont get fucked by cannon fire
or sometimes clump up greenskins
formations when?
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>>152793256
>formations when?
Never.
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>>152792905
I always stack my zombies. I'll have a line of 5 units then ill put a line of 3 inside the 5, command group, right click on enemy and forget about them. Then I zoom in on my lord and skeletons and watch them march.
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>vlad will only available in multiplayer

Cap dis.
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>>152792059

just magic damage. Though 420blazeit knights will annihilate already low armor regen units like trolls
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>>152793617

>miami, florida

Jesus fuck.
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LOREAL WAS WEAK WITNESS TRUE SHEEN.
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>>152793617
>Miami
how many Zika's do you have?
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>>152793349
fucking hell, wake's mod adds loose formations.
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>>152779786
Yes I can, the people who don't like AoS are either WHFB fans too bitter to admit the game is good, or people who have never played the game (Aos OR whfb) who read it was shit online from the aforementioned bitter players and decided to pick up the opinion because they want validation from anonymous online community members.
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"I SERVE ME"

What did he mean by this?
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Did anon finally get his prize without telling us?
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>>152794493
no one cares about AOS you mongfag. No one wants to play as aelves or sylvaneth or stormcast eternals or duardin fyreslayers.
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Lizardmen when?
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>>152794493
You're almost adorable.
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>>152794637
yeah, looks like it.

what was the hidden thing in the pic?
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>>152794493
>simplified the game beyond all reason
>killed everyone's investment in models and favorite races
>now it's just 40K without lasers
no, it's shit, family/
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>>152794637
yes
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>>152794697
February next year.
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>>152794493
t.slavposer.
>>152794637
>that picture
I want it.
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>>152794493
or maybe just people mad that they killed 30 years worth of content in 3 rushed books to pull out "copyrighted names : the skirmish game"
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>>152794637
I did mention it, but got told to fuck off.

Took fucking ages to arrive though.
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>>152794910
feel free to download that picture if you want to.
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>>152794697
>>152794901
Fug, I meant February 2018, announcement spring 2017.
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>>152794901
sauce?
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>>152794985
Way better package than the collector edition.

Also sorry i missed your post.
>>
Who is /twg/'s favorite necromancer in whfb?
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>>152794992
Thanks, Lori.
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>>152795115
>2018
what the fuck how
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>>152779361
KHAZUKID KHAZAKID HAAAAA!
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>>152793875
>>152793987

>clearly 3 hours time difference from Florida

Not as many as Vlad does
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>>152795146
NAGASH because he's secretly strong
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>>152794493
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>>152793617
>tfw i thought i was the only fucking person in miami that ever visited this general
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>>152795257
Rome II got released in 2013, announcement for Attila was in Summer 2014, release was in early 2015.
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>>152795128
Yeah, I got pretty lucky with it, Craig and Grace were really nice about handling it all.

I do admit it's pretty cool walking into the office and having a wall of Total Warhammer stuff next to my glass miniatures cabinet full of Bretonnians. What shill level does that give me?
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>>152795485
>What shill level does that give me?
Turbo.
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>>152795620
Nice
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>>152795473
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>>152795485
>full of bretonnians

A cuck aswell as a shill I see
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>>152795937
I do my best.

There's some Skaven, Skitarii and some AoS stuff in there, but my Brets are my favourite
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>>152796354
AOS
S M H T B H F A M
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>>152796354
I was only half heartedly shitposting anon, Id actually love to have a cabinet full of cool miniatures
>>
How difficult is it to add in new heroes? I haven't seen a whole lot of mods that really add in any new ones
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>>152796620
Completely and utterly IMPOSSIBLE
>>
So when are CA going to have it so unit actually break apart and you have to reform units from remnants and use generals to bring them back together

Also custom unit structures and maneuvers

And cycling front line and reserve troops

WHERE ARE THE TACTICS CA
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>>152796620
0.65 Jabberslythe
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>>152796620

Not too hard, just time consuming if you want something good.

Chaos Divided adds some, but are reskins of Exalted Heroes. I haven't played in a while though so he might have updated it since a few weeks ago.
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>>152796620
Welcome back.
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>>152796620
adding new heroes mean new voiceline, new competence trees, new descriptions, etc...

It's not just a model
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>>152793935
tfw no one notices my manlet edit
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>>152796741
you know, you can group units together and use them as a single unit?
I have been using linear tactics with my empire armies and the game is far more fun now.
And you can always keep reserves if you need it.
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Knight of the blazing sun have speed 80! holy shit.
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>>152797073
>implying thats at all useful
No anon, just no.
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>>152796723
rip in piss

>>152796757
never ever

>>152796784
????

>>152796759
>>152796858
Yeah I mean, adding in COMPLETELY new ones with new voices and what not seems pretty tough to impossible, but the tree thing seems somewhat manageable and descriptions are p easy I imagine. I just want Franz Vogel for the most part. You could probably just reuse the officer voice for him more than likely tho
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>>152796941
I did.
it was cute
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>>152796483
I regret nothing.

>>152796538
Cheers, GW has released some really nice start collecting boxes recently, if you grab them from element games they aren't too pricey (As in you can get £80 worth of Lizardmen stuff for £42), historical minis are also super cheap compared to GW and are actually pretty high quality (Check out Warlord games)

I better stop the /tg/ talk before the /vg/ purists arrive.
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>>152797180
420 blazing fast knights
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>>152797185
>rip in piss
Okay :)
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G O B L I N S
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Why on earth are the Dwarf's Irondrakes "Weak against armor" ??? They are literally spewing flames out and they are weak against armor? It would be insanely effective against any armor! Would force the enemies to drop it within seconds of continuous flames
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>>152797402
BEGONE
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>>152797185
>????
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>>152797402
K H O R N E
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>>152797197
Thanks senpai
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>>152797636
I'm even more confused now
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>>152797402
>>152797579
>>152797752
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Chaos of 3 warriors units have not think I.
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G E L T
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>>152797181
>I can't use it
>it means no one can
nice.
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>>152797983
More like R E K T now
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Alright, pic related can just run Shogun 2 without shitting itself too much

What do you think I can run better, Attila or Warhammer?

I can only hold 1 TW game on this laptop
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>>152797983
I want some
>VLAD/GELT JOLLY COOPERATION
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UNBEROGEN STRONK
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>>152798040
>Hey wouldnt X be great
>Why dont you use PFTHPFPTHPTH instead
>thats not at all related
>WELL YOU JUST CANT USE IT
Uh, huh.
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>>152798084
You aren't running either, family.
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>>152798084
>Intel HD Graphics family
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who /alwayskeepsatabopenfor/twg//?
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>>152798364
>>152798465
b-but it runs shogun 2!
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>>152798340
>CA allows you to group your units together and use them independently
>"NO I MUST USE CUSTOM OC DONUT STEEL UNITS THAT DO THE FIGHTING FOR ME!"
no u
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>>152798523
Its from 2011 senpai
We are in current year now
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>>152798084
My PC runs Warhammer better than Attila, Rome 2 and Shogun 2, so I'd say Warhammer.
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>>152798523
yeah but shogun 2 is a 5 year old game
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>>152798467
I have this and another general always open on my PC
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>>152798540
Uh, no, you've completely misunderstood what I was talking about and you're having a rant at something totally unrelated.

Shoo, go away.
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>>152793617
Already comfirmed he's for campaign, my man. His army-wide vanguard is campaign only
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>>152798612
>>152798637
You're just heretics! Trying to stop me from having fun!

Ill prove you wrong, ill prove you all wrong!
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>>152797983
Hey great picture, mind if I save it?
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>>152798880
Well, good luck friendo. Hopefully you can run it fine at low settings at least
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>Was just last week reading about Grimgor's lore getting ready to play my first greenskins campaign
>Read about how he killed a fuckhuge unbelievable amount of Skaven just for fun
>He mentions it ingame
Nice.
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>>152793617

You're 100% wrong though. The Rally Point video shows him on the VC LL lord selection screen.
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>>152799052
When?
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>>152798880
If that's the only PC you have, you're going to be very disappointed
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>>152799195
Im overseas and its all iv got access to

>trading my great computer for net that is 12x faster
Tough trade
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>>152798880
Anon pls
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>>152799135
One of his quest battles. Says something about fighting underground, paraphrase "Just ask any rat man under [mountain]"
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>>152798084
I don't know but this is pretty shit and I can run Warhammer on Ultra and manage 30FPS+
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>>152799307
Tough trade indeed. I'd have to take the PC though. I'd want to play singleplayer games well other than multiplayer games crappily. Good luck anon
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>>152799307
you'll be fine on low and maybe reduced unit sizes. just dont zoom in all the way.
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>>152798467
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>>152797769
There was this anon spamming with almost the exact same question.
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Since Daemons of Chaos are going be a playable faction in the future.

What will be their LL and mechanics?
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>>152799567
Oh, well I got no idea about that, I figured I'd ask since I was looking through the lists to see if there was any mods with new heroes
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>>152799331
>>152799545
Soonâ„¢
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so are faggellents just going to be the empire's version of slayers? aka COMPLETE SHIT
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>>152799770
they go full deus vult though
I removed the armory requirement from slayers and made them recruitable from the base city
now they are suddenly far more useful for chasing down routing urks and grobi
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>>152799770
more like forsaken from the chaos faction, i believe.
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I hope vlad autosummons a wight king when killing a character, or something cool like that
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>>152800034
He has vanguard deployment on all his units.
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>>152799602
No one interested in Chaos? You racists!
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Sigma save me
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>>152800291
That's his army trait though, I'm thinking his actual character active abilities if he has any
Maybe if he dies he'll come in again as reinforcements shortly after, due to his ring
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>>152800579
Probably just has regen, doubt anything to OP.
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anyone else thinks that CA is using summoning spells to distract us from how broken the other spells are?
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>>152800513
f-fuck
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>>152801008
Which chaos realm is this?
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>>152801008
Low unit sizes.
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>>152801008
INTEL HD GRAPHICS
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>>152801008
Look out, there's a Slann deployed on the right there
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>>152801008
lmao shit i hope you didn't get warhammer based on me saying that it ran best on my PC
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>>152801008
Lizard men confirmed
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>>152801142
>>152801169
>>152801170
>>152801198
>>152801313
>left running for 5 minutes
>bad sounds started coming from computer
>close game
>check speccy
>motherboard hit 120 degrees
My small apartment now smells like smoke and melted plastic

Please send help, I think I summoned a khorne dem
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>>152801447
I didn't know Khorne was a democrat
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>>152801447
play more on Ultra

Witness true powers
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>>152798084
Both games aren't going to run well but warhammer is the most optimized so try that
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>>152801447
post your speccy so we can laugh at your computer
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>>152801589
>>152801680
I just BSOD'ed, yet somehow my autopost went through

When I started up steam again I found this

Seriously, im scared, what did i do

>>152801925 >>152798084
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>>152801925
follow the comments back anon
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>>152801447
>temp at 120 degrees
>lappytoppy didn't shut down
how?
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>>152801985
>SUPERHOT
it's accurate at least
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>>152801985
Your pc wants to live. Don't kill it anon.
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Will CA ever have a Reb tier community grill?
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>>152801985
check ur drivers lad
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>152801985
The only option left is an exorcism to rid yourself of the daemon's taint.

Sigmar protects.
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>>152801008
holy kekarino
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>>152802360
>>152802205
>>152802161
>>152802107
Fuck you demons, round 2
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>>152801985
I would restart again. Probably something fucky happened with steam when you blue screened.
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Is anyone with an amd card getting issues with the textures on trees not rendering correctly?
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>>152801008
Does this motherfucker runs it on laptop or something? Nigga are you dumb?
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Anybody play Vae Victis for Rome 2?
How is it?
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>>152802173
Get that trashy jew goblin back to your shitty containment thread
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>>152802537
buy plat
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>>152802469
>forgot image
The demons are trying to take control

15 minutes, then im running this fucker on ultra
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>>152802625
what game?
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>>152802681
it looks like it cucked ur drives or something based on how all ur games are uninstalled. you should try doing a clean boot, re-installing and trying again on minimum settings
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>>152802801
Warframe
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>>152802681
> I'm sorry anon, but i can't do that.
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>>152802681
Seriously, Anon. You need a new computer or at least get a proper graphic card.
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>>152802836
I dont need no drivers, sigma protects!

The owners of the apartment are going to be so pissed when they see how much iv downloaded
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>>152802836
or, he should re run it on ultra settings with a 40 v 40 battle and watch as the ensuing meltdown opens up an actual rift to the chaos realm and causes the end times 2: electric boogaloo
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>>152803050
>just downloading the game has increased my temps by 20
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>Grimgor Tsunderehide
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>>152803223
heh, 6.9gb
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>>152803704
the traits make no fucking sense in this game
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In Rome 2 what is the difference between a shipwright and a military wharf? Which one do you pick for what purpose?
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>>152803704

'e likes 'em in 'is belly!
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>>152803932
Don't invite Slaanesh too. You've already got enough in Khorne.
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>>152804089
If I remember correctly, one of them could only be built in capital ports. Just look at what units they unlock.
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>>152803704

>farmer
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>>152804089
They give different ships and I believe one increases income from ports by reducing piracy in the sea region while the other builds more useful ships.
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Round 2 you fucking demons! SIGMA PROTECTS
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>>152805012
>ultra
BAD idea
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>>152805012
>512 MB VRAM
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>>152805012
godspeed
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>>152805012
>512 MB VRAM

turn on the Steam FPS counter so we can laugh at you, Anon.
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>>152805012
I like this map, it has a really gritty dark feel to it
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>>152805736
TURN ON YOUR FPS COUNTER
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>>152805736
>Your units are hidden

>>152805819
It is on! Its not showing in the screen shots

Ill give you photo by photo updates
>12 FPS
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>>152805945
>>12 FPS
surprisingly high to be honest
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>>152781939
Dorfs are supposed to restore the Dorf empire

If you don't continue to advance northwards to restore the empire and try to prevent kraka drak from falling then you are a homosexual
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>>152805945
That's pretty good considering.
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>>152805945
>The enemy is sighted
>8 fps
>70 temp motherboard
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>>152806205
please press space and see how low it gets
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>>152806205
>press space
>nothing works
>nearly crashes
>7fps
THE ENEMY ATTACKS
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>>152806205
>>70 temp motherboard
anon pls be safe
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>>152806519
Someone put this abomination out of its misery.
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>>152806043
>>152806578
>what are you doing
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>>152806519
AHA, NOW I CAN SEE SHADOWS
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>>152806578
>>152806043
anon can not into posting
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>>152806797
What a giant clusterfuck!

Get it? Cos its a giant!

>80 temp
>6fps
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>>152807036
Are you posting from the computer you're playing on?
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>>152807163
Yup. Takes a solid 15 seconds to tab out and in the game each time

>cheating AI won
I dont think my computer is doing well, its making a lot of whiny noises
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>>152807304
How will you report back when it dies? I want pictures of the melted insides.
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Welp thats enough for one night, this laptop is officially fucked. Here is the final screen shot i made between all those posts.

Enjoy.
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>>152807741
nice, is that a pre-release of volksmar gameplay?
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>>152807741
rip pooter
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>>152807741
beautiful
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post your hours /played/ and Sigmar will visit you in your sleep
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>>152808659
What is that in British hours?
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>>152808953
over 200 bongs mate
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Wood Elves soon.
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playing my first total war game (someone recommended me medieval 2) and just wondering

is it bugged or is it literally impossible to make peace with anyone ever in that game? Trying to give them beneficial peace treaties even though I outnumber them 20 to 1 and still the AI absolutely refuses to make peace for any reason

so I got no choice but to keep fighting battles which then pisses off everyone else so they also declare war

I'm not losing or anything but its just completely nuts
>>
>>152808953
There's not a very big difference in time zones, so probably 206-7 or so?
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>>152809314
M2 is really outdated, Anon. You got memed. Try Shogun 2 or Attila
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>>152809314
The AI in older total war games has a vendetta against you, there is no way to make friends who wont stab you in the back.

Try Shogun 2 it is even worse, they will declare war on you with 10 men when you have 100.
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>>152809759
>>152809758
so which one is correct?

also a small question, am playing as the HRE and I just conquered rome in a day assuming that the excommunication wouldn't last given I was going to kill the pope and take his last holding anyways

but somehow the pope is still around, is there any way to get rid of him permanently or am I going to be excommunicated the entire game?

Having to decrease taxes a level to stop my cities from revolting sorta sucks (the relationship penalties don't matter because I'm at war with every christian nation anyways, my only allies are the moors by virtue of them also being at war with every christian nation)
>>
>>152809314
The diplomacy in med 2 is fucked seven ways to sunday. There's a lot going on under the hood that the AI takes into consideration, but the game never tells you about. Then there's also the fact that some aspects of the diplomacy is bugged.
For example, occupying a city is a chivalrous action, and should help diplomacy, but it is coded as a dread action and thus causes the AI to hate you.
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>>152810097
Me. Shogun 2 AI will be your friend until the end. Which is once you conquer about 1/3 of the map, then an event happens and all of Japan declares war on you, even your allies.

>but somehow the pope is still around, is there any way to get rid of him permanently or am I going to be excommunicated the entire game?
Assassinate him. Since you took Rome he'll be in another Papal State
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>feel like playing some older TW games
>download M2
>quickly remind myself how clunky and sluggish is the combat and how bad is the AI
>download Empire
>similar feelings, this time the AI doesn't even know how to play the battle and spends half of time rearranging troops in front of your line infantry
>download Rome 2
>AI slightly better, but the campaign mechanics are so terrible they make me want to kill myself
Attila spoiled me too much, now every older TW title plays like complete trash compared to it (with the exception of Shogun 2 and maybe Napoleon, for the setting)
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>>152810097
Play Shogun 2, Attila or Rome 2.

Shogun is good but its fucking hard, and everyone will betray you and you have to deal with being at war with every faction in the game.

Rome 2 is my least favorite but if you like the setting why not.

Attila is pretty vaired, you can go from hard as fuck trying to survive the Huns, or play a faction far away and just take it slow and forge alliances.

Attila has best interface and is a direct upgrade to Rome 2, and has the best sieges out of any TW.

Shogun has fast gameplay and relies on bows since no one has a shield, and rushing infantry.

Attila is more varied and a lot slower paced, units live longer.
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>>152810425
Now, if only Atilla had faster turn times and didn't run like a legless pig.
>>
best way to use a witch hunter in an army? they're fine on the campaign map but they seem underwhelming in battle besides accuse
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>>152808659
>311 hours
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>>152810658

Never put them in melee combat, not ever.

Just use them for Accusation and otherwise put them somewhere where they can plink away at some heavy cavalry/monsters/A lord with their pistol.
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>>152810658
melt lords
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>>152810658
you blam people
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>>152810658
Wondering the same, i was using him for the direct damage spell but is is kind of shit.

I just have him in the army to break down walls now, since he cant do anything in combat.

Franz kills a lord in 3 hits and the witch hunter cant even scratch them.
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>>152810292
Papal states don't have any holdings, all they have is a single army that keeps running the fuck away from me which contains the pope, a cardinal and their personal 100% cavalry retinue

which is pissing me the fuck off

>>152810262
ah I see, and here I thought calmly occupying cities was giving me good guy points
oh well I've pretty much given up on playing nice, current emperor has max dread, max authority and so much combat and paranoia bonuses he's virtually immortal
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>>152808659
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>>152810540
Warhammer has the best sieges.
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>>152794697
Chakax is my husbando.
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>>152810540
shame, medieval era is one of my favorites regarding warfare

maybe they'll make a medieval 3 eventually?
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>>152810979
>current emperor has max dread
And there's another thing that affects diplomacy. With max dread the game essentially thinks your ruler is literally Hitler.
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>>152810819
I've tried plinking a dorf lord so far, plinking is a really good word for it as it seemed to do pretty much nothing against even a level 1
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>>152810979
>which is pissing me the fuck off
Welcome to older TW games, senpaitachi.

Seriously, just torrent Attila or Shogun 2 and give them a try. The series has come a very long way
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>>152811171
Go back to your containment board.
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>>152811113
Try the age of Charlamagne DLC for Attila.
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>>152811171
Leave.
Immediately.
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>>152811149
that one I was aware of
previous emperor had a lot of chivalry and he was the guy everyone dogpiled on regardless of what I did
then he got assassinated and I pretty much went "no more mister nice guy"
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>>152811171
fucking horsefucker get the fuck out
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>>152811171
ah ponies- the eternal bait
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>>152811113
Try the age of Charlamagne DLC for Attila.
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>>152808659

Sigmar, I...
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>>152811306
not really what I'm looking for, more interested in high to late and early renaissance medieval warfare

probably why my buddy recommended medieval 2, that era is pretty much exactly what I want
>>
>>152811171
>evening sprinkle
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>>152811876
you might want to look around for mods then.

M2 has an insane mod scene
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>>152811876
Play the Empire in Warhammer total war, or get a mod which enables Bretonnia and their knights

Pretend that everyone else are just weird looking humans
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>>152811298
>>152811563
>>152811751
>>152811804
>>152811896
Reminder that it's a bannable offense and you should report.
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>>152811171
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>>152811849
>only two friends to play total war with

I feel bad for you
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>>152812276

>implying I even need people to play this game
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>>152808659
casuals
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>>152812829
fake
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>>152812984
>>>/mlp/
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>>152812970
I don't think having a pony background on your steam account is a bannable offense. I remember this one time in /co/ someone posted some scene from the pony show which involved actual puppets and people were arguing whether it constituted an actual offense or not since it was a puppet but it was a puppet from the show.

In any case the pony show started in like 2010 which was 6 years ago, I don't see any reason to still be butthurt that they spammed every board six years ago with ponies.
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>>152812970
It's essentially saying "reported" which is a bannable offense.
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>>152812829
Has TWW even been out 7500 hours?
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>>152813309
kill yourself you degenerate horse fucker
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>>152813231
No, that number of hours would amount to like 10 months or something
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>>152813192
>"hey guys, just ignore and report this shitposter breaking the rules. It's the best way to deal with him"
>get banned for three days
>the christian shitposter continues to nonstop shitpost for 9 hours
mods are faggots
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>>152813472
Religion, like history is part of total war so its discussion is just as valid.
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>>152813431
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>>152813558
I don't think you were there that day, Anon. He wasn't discussing religion.
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>>152813631
So you're discriminating him based on his religious views.
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>>152812984
I always love when conservicucks like those Ayn Rand autists have pony shit.
>>
Did any of you guys ever do a Sassanid game in Fall of the Eagles?
I'm really interested in their roster, being cav heavy but not full horse fucker, but I feel like it might be even easier than the East Romans.
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>>152813631
This.
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>>152813558
>Religion, like history is part of total war
so is baneposting, since CA included a bane joke in Attila, but I bet you'd get banned for spamming it
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>>152813472
Is it not obvious that G-D protects His herd? Is if any surprise that misfortune falls upon you, who holds so much hatred for those who are saved?
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>>152811171
congratulations anon in a single post you have managed to derail an entire thread

not even mad just impressed
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>>152814093
Religion is a core gameplay mechanic and is also a very integral part of history.
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>>152814093
>CA included a bane joke in Attila
Elaborate, big gvy.
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>>152814106

But the deeply religious are statistically worse off in a whole bunch of ways.

More poor, more likely to get divorced, more likely to get pregnant while young and out of wedlock, less well educated, more likely to be incarcerated.
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>>152814460
a description of a barbar naval tradition is a direct quote from the movie:
>now is not time for fear, that comes later
also, when an enemy city reaches a certain level of damage the announcer guy says:
>the fire rises!
but that one is a stretch
>>
>>152814493
Source: r/atheism

America has always been a G-D fearing Baptist nation. It's recent decline is the direct result of LIEberal commie infiltration and prayers being removed from schools.
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>>152814493
>falling for baptistposter right now
wew lad
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What the shit is going on in this thread right now?
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>>152814460
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>>152814802
hownu.ru
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>>152814650
>>152814927
BASED CA
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>>152814802
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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Been playing a Chaos campaign recently, and holy shit they are ridiculously overpowered. Archaon takes on like 5 armor piercing units at once while the hordes of Chosen and dragon ogres cut down anything. Demigryphs? Charge headfirst in. Steam tanks? Charge headfirst in. There's NO tactics involved, just ctrl+A, right click the other side of the map and you faceroll them. Missile units are USELESS against them. /endblog

Oh well, back to Attila 1212AD for me.
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>>152815367
Archaeon is chosen of the Chaos Gods. The guy soloed a Bloodthirster for god's sake. He's supposed to be OP as all hell.
>>
Tri-are-eeh-i
or
Tree-are-eeh-eeh?
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>>152815961
Tree-ar-ee-ee is the correct way to pronounce it but i will always hear the guy from Rome 1 shouting TRIARII in my head so i can't blame anybody for pronouncing it the other way.
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Who is the most cucked in warhams?
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>>152811023

Sieges in warhammer are like 5 minutes long and units spawn siege equipment out of their ass. :|
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>>152816163
M______D
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>>152816163
Bretonnians
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>>152816163
manny literally ended the world he got cucked so hard and repeatedly
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I wonder if it would be possible to beat Chaos campaign solo, even on easy difficulty, with only Kholek Suneater and no other units
Might try it some day
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>>152816275
Your point? Attila sieges is literally putting one unit in shield wall/testudo at choke points and waiting it out
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>>152816798
Yeah Sieges are fucking way too easy to win.
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The AI just doesn't implore strong tactics when it comes to sieges. Skirmishing/using artillery to destroy units guarding chokepoints, exploring all possible flanks, etc.
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>>152817189
Implore? You implores me? You always were one for fancy words
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>>152817356
He's a true Implorer of Strategy, he is
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>>152816798
This tbqh
The siege maps are a lot better for multiplayer but the AI doesn't really make that great use of them.
>>
Evens Brett crusade in the north
Odds Dwarves raze Kislev
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>>152817356
>>152817406
oh anon c:
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>>152812094
>not ignoring it
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>>152816091
Same, that's why it was so weird when I heard the Rome 2 guy say it differently.
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>>152816443
the saddest thing is he was the smartest of the von carstein family.
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>>152816091
based europa barbarorum team
I love how /his/fags get triggered because they can't LARP as romans in EB2 yet.
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>start a Tanukhids campaign
>have just enough movement points to reach closest ERE settlement
>restart the campaign
>now I have less movement and can't reach said ERE settlement
what the fug
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>wood elfs still not proclaimed


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152818630
>betraying the world to Chaos
>smart
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>>152819014
>end times
>relevant
CA literally added an OC character just to shit over end times specifically.
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>>152818630

>Smart
>Had a golden chance to take over the empire but blew it

Should have learned from daddy vlad that having willing cattle on your side is a good thing.
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>>152819539
>letting his retarded brothers kill each other while he became a better necromancer than them all
>not smart.
he got burned pretty bad though.
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>>152819716

Not joining the dickwaving contest was a good move, but also his downfall when he did invade the empire.

Should have prepared some more vamps to bro it out with or get friendly with the local populace so they'd fight for him.
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>>152820036
he did invite more vampires all the time though.

Still I wish CA would have made based vanhal into a LL. An Idealistic necromancer wanting to free the world of suffering is a pretty awesome idea.
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>Manny saved the Empire in SoC
>Manny is the cause of the world ending in End Times

Really makes you think.
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Have you crusaded today /twg/?
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>>152820185
ET really doesnt count for total war though.
Its more like CA's interpretation of SoC
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>>152820257
I crusaded against Dw*rfs today
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>>152818989
Didn't you hear? They're doing every race BUT the wood elves.

The reasoning was something like "wood elves are fucking gay" iirc.
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>>152820448
I heard they fuck trees!
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>>152820316
I know and I'm pretty thankful for that.

Still Mannfred may be the most inconsistent character in Warhammer.
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>>152820378
It's only a crusade if you spill the blood of saracens


>when you want to kill muslims so bad you stab through your buddy's horse just to get one
>>
Post your favourite units from any tw you own:
Rome: sacred band - Carthage
ME2: zweihander - HRE
Empire: Coldstream Guard - Britain
Napoleon: Pavlovsk Grenadiers - Russia
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I just took a barbarian settlement and took some fairly substantial losses, just to have the dirty barbarians come back over with a large fresh army. My soldiers fought to the last man however and pulled it into a victory,
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>>152820680

The bomb throwers from the first Shogun were pure joy.
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>>152820643
Which mod?
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>>152821129
http://www.moddb.com/mods/medieval-kingdoms-total-war-attila-version

best mod of any tw in existence and it isnt even finished yet
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>>152820680
Medieval 2 - Dismounted Feudal Knights
Kingdoms - Greek Fire
Empire and Napoleon - Rocket Ships
Warhammer - Tie between Hellstorm Rockets and the Terrorgheist
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>>152820680
zweihänder

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF SOLDAT
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>>152821895
Who is Soldat?
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>>152821298
>stolen assets kingdom

Nah family EB still holds that title.
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>>152820680

shogun: that bullshit 1 man army katana guy

Rome: either Cretan archers or the berserkers both Lombardi and Germanic

medieval 2: zweihanders

Empire: those airbag snipers

Rome 2: the hoplites that can shoot arrows from the black sea area

Attila: Herculani Seniores

Warhammer: Terrorgheist or Bright Wizard
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>>152822105
Can you kill muslims in EB?

Didnt think so.
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>>152822392
You can kill brown people which is basically the same thing.
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>>152822105
How come total war mods take so long to develop when they don't even need to create their own assets?
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WHERE DID SLAVES GET ALL THIS EQUIPMENT
AND ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE
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>>152822392

Everybody was the equivalent of muslims in the pre-monotheism days, anon.

Everybody in EB is muslim
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>>152822652
They were probably hiding that shit in canyons and city armories or something.
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>>152822652
Equipment for 1440 men isn't all that much during that period.
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>keep seeing baby goblins getting killed by karl franz

is this a porn image that involves that girl fucking goblins and being impregnated by them?

because if so I am gonna need a link or something
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>>152822652

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Servile_War
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>>152822816
No, just a shitty manga.
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>>152819216
Sathorael?
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>>152822569

People are lazy and incompetent.
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>>152822816
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>>152820680
Rome 1: Armored Elepthants - Carthage
Medieval 2: Retinue Longbowman - England
Empire: Winged Hussars - PLC
Napoleon: Jäger - Prussia
Shogun 2: Portuguese Tercios - Otomo
Rome 2: Royal Peltast - Epirus
Attila: Sandstorm Lancers - Tanukhids
Warhammer: Chaos Warhounds (Poison) - Chaos

Overall favourite unit and faction of all times - Tanukhids and their OP lancers, infantry and pikes.
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>>152820680
Warhammer: Karl franz
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>>152812970
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>152823815
based m*ds
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>>152787390
There really is none. People are just stupid enough to think life owes them a favor and that they deserve all DLC for free because "it's bad lol"
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>>152820680
Rome: Triarii
ME2: Zweihanders
Shogun 2: Samurai gunners
FOTS: Imperial Infantry
Rome 2: Royal Cataphracts
Attila: Herculiani Seniores
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>>152824110
>everything is in game
>lol you need to pay if you want to play them
>>
>>152820680
>>152822159
>>152824373
What is this meme? Are you just parroting others because you think zweihänder are cool when you've never even played the game? They're glitched and worthless in game.
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>>152824720

favorite does not mean best or good units
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>>152824840
So your favorite unit is a piece of shit with no use.
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>>152824938

Reflects my everyday life!
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i like it!
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>>152825232
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>152825313
>>>/pol/
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>>152824469
Would you rather they weren't in the game at all and you had to pay to add them?

Besides bitching and moaning isn't going to change a thing. It hasn't since it started with Empire and it wont going into whatever CA does next.
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>>152825313
IT'S A PRETTY GREAT LEAF BUD
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>>152825356
its an /int/ meme
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>>152825394
It's not gonna change because cucks like you enable them you delusional moron.
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>>152824938

they look good and are fun to play with not unlike your mother
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>>152825356

>implying teeweegee isn't literally /pol/
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>>152823203
continue
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>>152825752
Fun as in pull your hair out because they keep getting stunlocked and slaughtered by peasants?
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>>152826135
it could use a bit more /pol/ desu
>>
tomb kangz when
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>>152826265
never
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>>152826160
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I also want Wood Elves but not for waifu purposes
>>
Damn. Kislev is fucking hard to play (with the mod). Being doomstacked by Chaos Undivided, Beastheard of Chaos, Varg, and Skaelings. Crazy ass shit.
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>>152825232
You can't use a lance like that, can you?
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>>152826615
It won't be as effective as a couched lance.
>>
Anyone into Blood Bowl? Just bought 2 after watching a few hours-worth of videos. Can't wait to dive in.
>>
>>152825614
Feels good man :^)
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>>152826826
? Wrong general?
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>>152826753
But if it's that long and you're holding it that far back, it would just become straight unusable as a weapon.
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>>152826615
>>152826753
>>152827103
autism
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I want Valten in this game so badly as an Empire LL. If he's anything like he was in TT (pre-End Times) he'd be stronker than Grimgor.

I just want to genocide Chaos as the Warhammer allegory for the Second Coming of Jesus.

Pls CA.
>>
How the fuck do I know what shit like "Frenzy", "Scaly Skin" etc actually do?

Poison attacks, armored, shielded sure I get that but war paint? Stalks?
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ENOUGH THEY'RE DEAD ALREADY
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>>152779757
Scouse accented dwarfs when?
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>>152828616

Hover your cursor over it?
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>>152829165
i dont think you can, since they appear on the tooltip when hovering over something else.
i would also like to know what they do, 'old grumblers' in particular
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Is Manny getting his good boy points revoked when Vlad is released?
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>>152829165
Doesn't tell what units do, I believe you can check it in the ingame cyclopedia but that shit is annoying for every ability.

Also doesn't help when you face a new enemy and you can't right click his units.
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>>152797568
if they were as good against armored units as they are unarmored units, they would be unfairly powerful
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When the hell are we getting the Merwyrm? Maybe a naval monster unit for the Dark Elves?
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>>152829509
Good boy points are for good boy's, not manlets.
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>>152829452
>>152829617

If you click on a unit, their card stays up. But yeah, doesn't work on enemies.
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>>152830084
I wish the in game databank would tell you these things.
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>>152824720
I can't speak for anybody else but i always loved them because big swords give me an erection.
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>>152828218
Except you are going to have Vlad in a little bit.
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>>152826586
Was too easy for me (I'm playing on hard)
What I did was
-fortify all settlements
-turn Northern Oblast into a military stronghold, while all other areas were for the economy
-first stack pure cav (8 ungols, 4 lancers, 4 hussars) and joined Kraka Draks war against the Varg, saving them
By the time the first Chaos wave came in (I'm using a later Chaos mod, but more stacks come) I had 3-4 stacks, Varg had a couple territories left, and Skaelings were weakened
>>
>>152828616
Old Grumblers is a leadership buff for nearby units in the absence of a lord
Frenzy does more damage when leadership is high
Warpaint is sort of like the Ethereal rule in that it's a percentage based reduction to physical damage, but not nearly as good. 20%, I think
>>
WHO ARE THE LADS INVADING r/TOTALWAR

I fucking love it
>>
>>152822898
>just a shitty manga
is it?
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>>152826491
Wood Elves are the best and comfiest faction.
>>
>>152823203
>>152826426
remember to save baby goblins though. but don't actually though. just pretend to for a little bit then commit grand murder.
>>
>>152829452
Old grumblers prevents morale loss when the general dies
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>>152835278

>woodelves
>best
>not Tomb Kangz

Even with the we wuz tomb kangz meme they're still way better than any elven shit you can come up with
>>
>>152811298
>>152811563
>>152811751
>>152811804
>>152811896
>>152812265
>>152814197
what happened here?
>>
>>152834516
Wot?
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>>152835816


This was posted to the subreddit: http://imgur.com/a/Ic3yz

Clearly the work of the guys here
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>>152835587
Horseshit leaking from its containment
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>>152835420
Dunno m8, elves are pretty cute
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>>152835587
Nothing happened here, citizen. Move along
>>
>>152835587
Some guy had a Twilight Sparkle layout on Steam
>>
>>152834516
>WHO ARE THE LADS INVADING r/TOTALWAR
>one post counts as 'INVADING'
wot?
>>
>>152836125

>Not wanting to fuck the qt pa2t that is Neferata
>>
>>152836276

There's also the constant screenshots of Grace's posts on there, a "Make Kemmler Great Again" post, a DEUS VULT post, etc.
>>
>>152836116
what did he actually do?
>>152836228
ah ok. thanks for the info. good to know that it was nothing.
>>
>>152836385

I'm just waiting for Mannlet von Carstein posts to begin
>>
>>152820316
>CA's interpretation of SoC

That's wrong.

TW W is based on 8th ED which is the prelude of the ET. The armies, the events, and even new necro hero are taken from 8th ED. Get your facts straight.
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Best uniform
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>>152836620

CA clearly has creative license though when it comes to the plot, Ghorst was literally nobody, didn't even have a fucking model.
>>
>>152836776

What plot?
>>
>>152836776
>Ghorst

He was a random necromancer who had a short story in the VC 8th ED book. He was a tragic Necromancer that Mannfred spared and recruited.

The only OC CA created is the Everwatched guy.
>>
>>152837031

Exactly, CA can do whatever they want and make whoever they want important.
>>
>>152836281
Wouldn't that be necrophilia?
I think I'd make the exception
>>
>>152836775
Black Brunswicker/10

I always made sure I had all my units of these fighting in one stack with the Kings German Legion as well. Then I'd bulk it out with Guards units and the highest exp artillery I had and it'd be my wrecking ball.
I'd sail it down to Gibraltar and then invade Spain and just slowly fight north into France.

Good times.
>>
>>152837121

It's the best kind of necrophilia, where the body can fuck back but it's still cold. Imagine the wet, freezing confines of her cunt surrounding your cock, pulsing around your shaft as she pins you down and impales her pelvis onto your dick.
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Why is Mannfred so based?
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>>152837079

I know, creative license doesn't just mean OC, it also includes changing the story to make characters more/less significant and whatnot. Vlad isn't even alive and they have the ability to put him in.
>>
>>152837453
Congrats, that made me literally cringe
>>
>>152836775
whatever you say naziboo
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>>152826426
>covered in jizz
i feel like you skipped a few pages
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I love attacking transports
>>
>>152835420
Tomb Kings have a fair claim to #2 comfiest faction, since they usually don't have many goals except for being warm in the desert with their skeleton friends.

The problem starts with the fact they all fight each other and occasionally even want to rule over living people. It's a striving, uncomfy sort of thing to do.
>>
>>152837913
UNETHICAL
>>
>>152838042

Yeah but Tomb Kangz have a bunch of slaves to build them pyramids, comfiest life due to slavery and whatnot.
>>
>>152838178
Wood Elves enslave bretonnian children, and trees magically grow into housing for them, so they don't have to do any construction either.

Plus sparkly fairy servants and stuff like that.

They are both very comfy though. The game will be better with both of them in.
>>
>>152838904

Is woodelf pussy as comfy as >>152837453
though
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2nd best uniform
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>>152830084
ahh thankyou. i am going to go and read the shit out of my armies.
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Ogre Kingdoms when?
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Made peace literally the turn earlier, saw a chance and took it. Maybe I can finally put an end to this faction.
>>
>>152840251

Will Ogre Kingdoms be like playing with an army of Minotaurs?
>>
>>152840251
fall 2019
>>
>>152840405

pretty much. Very hard hitting on the charge, decent stayability while in combat, but has a low morale, meaning some well placed volleys before they reach your lines is the key to defeating them
>>
So who's enjoying the Ni-oh demo?
>>
>>152838178
pyramids were built by paid workers
>>
>>152840980

Not in the warhammer world you fucking idiot
>>
>>152840251
Before Lizardmen but after Tomb Kings ;_;
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>>152841057
HOL UP
>>
>>152841175

Tomb Kings might not be the most interesting race from a theme perspective even thought they're aesthetically great, you can't deny that the amount of added map space and unit roster would make them the better choice for DLC. Just imagine a warring nehekhara campaign and shit like that.

FINGERS CROSSED WE GET A MINICAMPAIGN SET IN THE PAST AGAINST NAGASH
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>>152816307

Holy fuck, I just remembered how much I hated the guy who acted as lothar.

Everyones acting in that movie was extremely bland and forgettable, but that guy took the cake for blandness.

really hope they get better actors for the next movie
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>>152816307
Better effects than The Hobbit.
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>>152841467

He wasn't bad in vikings, but they basically just had him try to play the same shitty character but worse and less interesting
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>>152841318
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>>152841394
>Minicampaign
no thanks
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666th for Chaos invasion leads to the least variety and most bland TW campaign ever
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>>152841625
>what are Huns
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>>152841603

Hey man, mini campaigns aren't bad, the beastmen one just sucked cause it was seige simulator cancer
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>>152841554

exactly, i loved him in vikings, but everyones attitude and acting in the movie seemed extremely off, like none of them really gave a shit about what was going on.

"oh, green skinned monsters are killing people and destroying town after town? that's neat and all..but I have some serious brooding to do over here"
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>>152841661
Another bad mechanic, but at least the campaign map was big enough to lead to variety outside of the horsefucker path
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>>152841703

just think of the current game as an open beta that you paid for.

the game will truly shine as a gem once all the dlc are out and the world map is fucking huge, but people will most likely stop caring by then
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>>152841703
I guess you have to wait for the expansions then, once you can go further south,east and west the chaos invasion should be a bit less destructive overall (unless Daemons/WoC's invade Ulthuan, Naggaroth, Southlands and Darklands)
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>>152841625
bait.
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>>152841792
>>152841825
The problem will still persist, only then you'll have options on the other continents.

Seriously, every single fucking play through unless you're Empire is exactly the fucking same. It's fucking horrible.
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>>152841792
...Beastmen remained as the top seller for a fucking month, Every DLC is going to make a ton of money
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>>152820680
Rome: Armoured Hoplites - Greece
ME2: Gendarmes - France
Rome 2: Legionary Cohort - Rome
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>>152841973

I think you're severely overestimating the amount of people who play total war.

just because someone is a fan of WH doesn't mean that they want to play TW, so that comparison seems a little off
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>>152842327
My point. CA has two large fandoms by the balls, instead of just one, the Warhammer Fantasy Fandom, and the Total War Fandom. Both factions have been very postive about the game, and are willing to fork over there cash.

Meaning instead of just one, CA now has two factions it can milk to death with DLC. The playbase is still very active as well.
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>>152822924
yes
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>>152820680
Rome: Dunno, haven't played for more than 10 years
M2: Zweihänder - Heiliges Römisches Reich
Empire: The Black Watch - UK
Napoleon: The Black Watch - UK
Shogun 2: Long-Yari Ashigaru - Oda
FotS: Yugekitai - Jozai
Rome 2: all flavors of Rome
Attila: Spice Guard - Aksum
AoC: Royal Guardsmen - Asturias (also favorite unit and faction of all TW's)
Warhammer: Greatswords - Empire
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Would you guys play Vanhal as an evil batman kind of character?
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I fought the rebels down to my last 8 men and they're literally sitting here and I'm trapped between them and an exit so I'm FF'ing the game waiting out the clock
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I'm so fucking sick of Marienburg. How do I slap their shit as Empire?
I have no problem getting the whole of Reikland by turn 5 but Marienburg and their Orc dogs that they are not really allied with always fuck me over.
The fact that as soon as I siege them their Orc buttboys come running out of the fow to raid all my shit EVERY time is infuriating.
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>>152842776
THEY LITERALLY JUST SAT THERE THE WHOLE TIME
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>>152843452

Are you defending? do ya win if you wait it out?
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>>152843595
it's a 'draw' but they didn't get my city soo...
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>>152820680
E: Sword janissaries
S2: Naginata Monks
R2: lusitani qts
A: Desert Demigryphs
WH: Grave Guard with GW
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>>152842776
>>152843452
>Attila sieges were the best thing ever
I hate this fucking meme
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>>152843698

Where did he say that you fucking retard
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>>152843731
Nowhere obviously but it shows that Attila sieges are a buggy mess
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>>152843698
They are bruh, that's quite an anomaly
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Sparta approached me with an offer of peace and said
>Peace is not an easy word. Warriors speak of honour and glory, but you have so little of them left
>so little of them left
>mfw I feel bad for Sparta
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>>152843784
still better than warhammer sieges
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>>152843896
I never said that they're better, sieges in TW games are shit in general
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>>152843896
Attila anything is better than warhammer anything and that is a fucking fact


anyway my ostrogoth campaign is over now that the real romans have showed up to put an end to my fun
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>>152843875
So little warriors or so little honor and glory?

all of the above ;_;
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>>152843982
To be fair though if you have a settlement with a river and a bridge when you're defending if you immediately move all your troops across it and leave the city empty there's a very high chance of the ai just fucking breaking completely every time in attila
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>>152843982

>implying warhammer doesn't have way better unit diversity and ways to play the game

y'all niggers need to learn some strats
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>>152844103
>way better unit diversity
maybe after a few more $8 dlcs
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>>152844176
Even the base game has more unit and faction diversity than Attila after all DLCs (wow, humans, dogs, horses and elephants, wow!!)
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>>152844285
Wow a fantasy game has flying units and monsters and unique factions such as, the guys with the really heavy armor, and the guys with a lot of horses, or the guys with the zombies. Who would have thought! It's almost like that's inherent to the setting and not worth comparing to something trying to represent historical countries and armies!
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>>152844553
Very good
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>>152843982
>Attila anything is better than warhammer anything
I like Attila but thats a load of shit and you know it.
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thank god this fucking thread will be dead in 50 posts
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>>152844792
It really isn't friendo
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>>152844897
It can't come soon enough to be honest...

Implying the next one will be any better
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>>152843942
>tfw getting through defensive sieges in Empire by blowing a hole in your own fort and then using attack ground to fire grape shot at the hole.

Instant victory every time.

Star forts were actually shit for this since it'd take longer to open up the hole in the fort so the enemy infantry might start scaling the walls and take gates.
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>>152844792
Not that guy but I played every faction in warhammer and found myself going back to attila just because of how little content there is and the lack of depth to the campaigns didn't give me any urge to replay them until updates or new dlc
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>>152844931
>>152844792
They both have their good and bad sites, in the end TW is shit no matter which game
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>>152843982
The butt hurt is real.
>>
>>152845054
>>152845057
Nice arguments

don't you fantasy kids have a marvel movie to be watching?
>>
NO FIGHTING
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>>152845080
>replying to cheap bait

Good lord man...
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>>152843982
>he let the real roman show up at all

Just finished a Wesigoth campaign where I just cowardkited the romans until I got the spain, and they only had a single strack to threaten me

Get gud
>>
if you don't mind I'd like to ask a few questions
did they ever add empire management to warhammer?
did they ever slow down battles?
did they ever buff the multitude of completely useless units?
did they ever nerf the vampire death square?
how the hell do you use gyrocoptors effectively?
should I just keep playing attila?
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>>152844971
My preferd defensive strategy in Empire was to make a square of infantry with the trench thingy in the center of the fort.

instant victory everytime.
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>>152845080
>Nice arguments
At least my comment wasn't meant as an argument, I love and hate every TW game

>don't you fantasy kids have a marvel movie to be watching?
that's a really bad argument though
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>>152845226
Yes
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>>152845171
Who would win in a fight between these two?
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>>152845313
The one with a helmet that can be closed properly.
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>>152845226
>did they ever add empire management to warhammer?
empire management is in, but in a very simple form. warhammer focuses on the battles

>did they ever slow down battles?
no, sadly not

>did they ever buff the multitude of completely useless units?
most units have some kind of use, it's still nearly as bad as in the older games

>did they ever nerf the vampire death square?
don't think so, not playing multiplayer and not cheesing the campaign

>how the hell do you use gyrocoptors effectively?
dunno, not playing dorfs

>should I just keep playing attila?
do you like fantasy or history more?
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post PROUDEST VICTORYS
This wasnt a siege battle.
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>>152845313
the Abrams
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>>152845226

>useless units

Please give examples

>death square

At least learn the fucking name for it. No it's not as good as it used to be though
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>>152845427
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>>152845427
Forgot my picture
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>>152845427
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>>152845226
>>152845419


Gyro's are the mobile unit for the dwarfs, how hard can it be to figure out what they're for. Just shoot into the back of enemies and you'll route them easily cause dwarf leadership holds out for ages while enemies route quick
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>>152845587
fucking HOW
and what MOD
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>>152844285
>>152844285
>>152844285
you forgot camels.
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>>152844176

Oh cmon dude don't pretend like it's not

>>152844553

That doesn't mean the historical games are better for having less units. complain about the setting but the gameplay is still more diverse
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>>152845265
I used the trenchs with infantry too. I'd always pick the place where i'd blow the hole carefully too, so that i could place the wooden stake lines infront of it so that cavalry would slaughter themselves so that my artillery and infantry could shoot their infantry as they walked in.

It was stupid. I found village and town battles far more entertaining in empire and napoleon. The best parts about empire is the formation shooting. (firing by rank is pretty sexy.) the canister shot and other secondary artillery shell options as well as all the artillery in general (I'm really sad that cannons can fire canister shot in warhammer, since technically grapeshot is available to cannons in the rulebook) and ship battles in empire are actually really good too.

I always felt like a boss when I managed to tack into the wind and cross the T despite being at a disadvantage in deployment.
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>>152845630

no mods sempai

as for how just kill their general and the christian debuff should do the rest
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>>152845226
What is the vampire death square?
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>>152845689
RIGHT!
Hot camel dick = GOAT though
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>>152792707
DELETE THIS
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#TeamGrim OR #TeamGrave?
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>>152846527
#TeamBalthasar

>people of the empire beat wizards to death
>gelt sama becomes a charismatic general that leads his men to glory and victory
>dat voice
>dat turning people to gold
>dar broing up with Karl Fooking Franz.
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>>152846527

#TeamGotrek

never ever
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>>152846527
Vlad.
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>>152846623
How would you make Balthasar not useless?
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>>152846527
#TeamGrim

Can't wait to go beat up on a egotistical manlet with hordes of naked men with flails
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>>152846854
make magic not useless
>>
So if Vlad won the Vampire wars what would the Empire have been like?Would it have been about the same besides the official state army now being comprised of undead?
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>>152846854
give him lore of light or flamers
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Next historical total war when
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>>152847136
When they're done with it.
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>>152846882
>Small blood tax which makes the people happy (I'd rather pay a drop of blood than gold)
>Army of undead, no one alive needs to go to war anymore
>Immortal, intelligent, super-powered Elector Counts (Vlad's strong enough to keep them all in check and prevent some vampire civil war)
>Vampires not feeding Chaos therefore Chaos Gods lose power
>Petting zoos for the children with Dire Wolfs, Fellbats and Terrorgheists
>Non-stop partying at night
>No more crime, everyone's happy
>Bretonnia collapses because all the peasants flee to the superior "Vempire"
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>>152847213

WE IZ GOBBO SHARKIES
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>>152847213
when will we know what it is
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>>152847282
>>152847282
>>152847282
NEW
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>>152845427
PONTUS
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>>152847241
t. vlad
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>>152841539
Just as bad.
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