/utg/- Undertale General

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evil lizard

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GOTE

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sans

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>>152696381
I touch adults who are manchildren
That isn't the same thing

>Kirby edition
Please no!
You are going to summon them!

>>152696676
WHO

>>152696665
>implying you've touched anyone
>>152696676
The Dedede posters?

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Omega

xth for flowey

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nice

>>152696676
The borbs?

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Nth for goat husbando and dragon-bird sonfu

>>152696598
The best hamburger place

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http://pastebin.com/eXBWVXhP
It's the second Side-Op. I have no idea why I wrote this. Gibe me the feedback or something. Also, is this a good Gaster?

>>152696814
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS HAZUBANDO

>>152696814
>the best hamburger place
I agree

t. Texasfag

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>>152696747
I could touch you too anon

>>152696676
I won't bust out the DDD folder.
Promise.

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Threadly reminder that Asgore canonically eats the slice of cinnamon-butterscotch pie Toriel gave to Frisk because the kid decided to share it and have tea instead of fighting.

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It's Un-der-tale (x12)

Frisk's from the surface, Azz is from down here
Flowey the Flower, so bitter

Asgore Dreemy "Dream Man" baby!
He raised Azz and loves the lady.
Paps is cool ass-crazy, still a-learnin'
Number one cinnamon, still a virgin

Toria, meet da freak of da week-a!
Frick's homegirl that Sans wanna keep her
But that's not happenin' either!

Shake it like on Genocide, hold up
Lemme fight this, take a breetha.
With that EXP in my soul,
I got Love watchu playin' son?

It's Un-der-tale (x4)

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>>152696676
Joke's one you, I am one of them.
It's why I made this edition.

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Howdy guys, reposting that lewd fic from GF&B!

Taste Test: Toriel invites Asgore over to test her newest pie recipe, but the ex-queen has different ideas
http://pastebin.com/W23hBS0a

And Part One if you missed it; Piano Lessons
http://pastebin.com/LKR9nCtm

Hope you guys enjoy!

I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?

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these guys

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>>152695740
here

Would you be happy living in Undertale if you only existed as a second mind inside your favorite, where you feel everything they feel but can't control their body?

>Kirby edition
Undyne as Meta Knight when?

>>152697119
Woshua woshing a filthy Sans

>>152697119
Chara cuddling Temmie.

>>152697119
Dapper Hapstablook and Napstablook

>>152697119
toriel napping under a tree with asgore

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>>152696989
New head canon acquired

After the Azzy fight Frisk shared all his extra food with the rest of the 6 main characters and they had a nice lunch

>>152697119
Papyrus and Asriel playing videogames.

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>152697119
Flowey drinking water after a long workout

>>152697119
sans in a kiddie pool full of ketchup with papyrus and frisk giving him a disgusted look

>>152697119
riverperson piggybacking on gaster

>>152697119
A happy Asgore letting snowdrake hold his trident in his beak

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>>152697217
Nah, Mettaton is Meta-knight

>>152697210
So I'd be a voice inside his head?

>>152697119
flowey flying an airplane

>>152697119
Grillby helping Papyrus get fitted for a suit

>>152697210
no thats stupid

>>152697119
Undyne and Temmie taking a nap in a pile of pillows?

>>152697210
i probably wouldnt be happy but fuck it if undertale would exist i would be happy so yes

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Post best mom

>>152697210
No and Being John Malkovich freaked me the fuck out. Get away.

>>152697427
*Mettaknight

>>152697210
That'd be pretty weird.

>>152697253
You mean, Alphys had a nice lunch and everyone else had to make do with Papyrus' spaghetti.

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>>152697135
these gals

>>152697642
That's a great mum.

>>152697119
King Dedede but Sans

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>>152697642
Holy fuck I love Papyrus, why is he so cute?

>>152697119
Kirby and frisk.

>>152697119
Shyren working out with Undyne as her coach.

All a part of her piano lessons, obviously.

>>152697210
no fuck you anon

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>>152697642

>>152697119
Could you do a followup to that picture of little Underfell Sans and Alphys where they apologize and hug it out and tell each other nice things please

>>152697642
Papyrus will always be the best mom. Just gotta deal with the spaghetti.

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>>152697642

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>>152697210
That's part of the pllan.

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>>152696847
Big mistake in giving Gaster a nose. I know why you did it but Gaster is a magical goop man and people will understand wearing glasses even without a nose.

As for the side-op. It's interesting storywise but the way you tell the story gets really abrupt towards the end. English is not my native language but it seems like the more towards the end that the story goes your writing turns into "There was a thing. The thing was like this." Every single sentence in the final paragraph starts with "The". "The Keeper", "The Nomad", "The Keeper" it feels awkward.

>>152697919
Fuck you, that egg is ded

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>>152697297
You're a cute cute.

>>152697919
This picture is how my father died. That's not funny.

>>152697119
Sans in a business suite.

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>>152697734
this lizard

>>152698407
That tail is weird

>>152698407
BUSTY

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>>152698407
Oh, you mean THIS lizard?

>>152698495
She's part squirrel

What character should be *insert mean thing intended to hurt someones feelings*

>>152698660
Always Alphys.

>>152698304
Yep, that's my dumb drawing for the glasses collage.
No comment on the rest of your post.

>>152697297
Waiting for spider to go to sleep!
Boarding the doors and windows!
Burning the house down!
Spider waking up!
Spider unable to see anything because of smoke!
Spider hearing the screams of her loved ones throughout the house!
After 10 minutes Spider finds her door!
The doorknob too hot to use!
Not that she could open it anyway!
Beam falling on Spider's legs!
Spider being unable to lift it off of her!
Spider hearing the screams stop, one by one!
The flames slowly surrounding Spider!
Flames almost engulfing Spider!
Saving Spider at the last second!
Giving Spider water and a blanket!
Spider is the only survivor!
Spider's legs are broken!
Spider may never walk again!
Saying the fire was caused by a stove that someone forgot to turn off after making tea!
Spider within hearing range!
Spider blaming herself for everything!

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>>152698495
yeh but everything else is cute

>>152698616
NUDITY IS NOT CUTE

>>152698660
floweyfags

>>152698126
I can't tell if you got the reference with how I drew Gaster, and that would be The Sorrow giving you the frequency for unlocking the prison cell.

As a matter of fact, I was trying a more classical, maybe even biblical style of writing with this one. My other stories are more based around dialogue and specific details like names and items. Those can be found in the writebin, if you want a different perspective.

>>152698735
If you need someone to talk to, anon, we are here.

>>152698735
Nope. If it involves someone dying, specially spiders, my immediate response is RESET.

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Would you sleep under it?
Y/Y

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>>152698757
>NUDITY IS NOT CUTE
Don't bodyshame the lizard. She's finally comfortable in her own scales.

>>152698908
You can talk to me
You can talk to me, you can talk to me
If you're worried you can talk to me

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>>152698975
What the fuck

>>152698975
It's always Toriel that gets put into this fetish stuff. We should round up Torielfags and put them into camps.

>>152698735
Why won't she simply pee on the fire to extinguish it?

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>>152698757
Very cute.

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>>152697228

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>>152698757
Nude is very cute

>>152699134
This is NOT attractive! You might have made the mistake of believing that this is attractive, but I am here to correct you. This is not attractive.

>>152699189
It's adorable, thanks Pumpkin.

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>>152699134
I still think this is funny.

>>152699215
the lizard is always cute

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>>152699215
Oh, anon.

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>>152699103
What's the reason for it anyways? What makes Tori such a fetish fuel?

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>>152699215

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>>152699006
>>152699134
a shy smile and some nice clothes are much cuter

>>152699558
Shit character gets shit fetishes

>>152699491
fantastic

>>152699558
Momcoms.

>>152699701
Which fetishes aren't shit?
inb4 v*re

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>>152699686
Also acceptable.

>>152699686
>>152699548
>>152699134
>>152698616
This is my kind of thread.

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STOP POSTING LEWDS OF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU PUNKS

>>152699875
Mine

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>>152699875
Tummies.

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>>152699875
Bara

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>>152699982
okay

>>152699982
Get cucked, codface

>>152699875
Hugging and handholding.

>>152699558
She is the "safest" option for anyone who wants to sexualise the Undertale characters.
She is female and got a nice body, but isn't fat like Alphys or thin like Undyne.
Also you underestimate how many mommy fetishists there are

>>152699875
bdsm

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>>152699875
>>152700050 and >>152700059 have it right.

>>152699558
A more recognizable character in the game, the first nice monster you meet, and therefore gets more coverage from people who watched a lp or played the game themselves for only a few minutes

>>152699875
BDSM, hypno, mind control.

>>152699875
fevers and delirium

>>152700243
also she's been out since the demo and it seemed like a cute fun game so i guess people wanted really weird fucked up porn of it so it's been this way since the start. don't forget the fact that she's a furry magnet.

>>152700189
>>152700301
>>152700347
>>152700176
>>152700059
>>152700050
Wrong, everything wrong

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>>152699875

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>>152699982
lizard deserves more love

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>>152699686
Lizard is always cute! ALWAYS!

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>>152700467
Bara is always right
Twinks a shit, might as well be fucking a woman

>>152699875
Don't worry, vore is a shit fetish since it leads to scat and is also stupid.

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>>152699875
The ones on my f-list

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>>152700590
No fetish is ever good, you degenerate

>>152700467
>didn't reply to me
See I was right. My fetishes are top tier.

>>152699875
>>152700467
Zoophilia
Cats especially

>>152700489
ripped socks?

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Keep posting lewds of my girlfriend. It's really hot.

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>>152698975

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>>152700656
It's more of a body type preference then a fetish desu

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>>152700813

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THE BEST
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=12201574

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Post yfw you first saw Asriel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQrdBsrZVE

>>152700656
I have a Woshua fetish

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>>152700915
Still wrong

I miss the degenerate Alphys writefag.
And the dummy writefag.
I wish we had a more depraved Asgore/Toriel writefag than doogle, too.

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>>152699875
Butts

Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!

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>>152700953

>>152700563
Even after she has a panic attack, throws up and wets herself because somebody thought it'd be funny to tell her that they saw her dad waiting just outside of school

>>152700953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz5WCbQQBec

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>>152700813
I don't actually have much that can be posted here

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>>152700813

>>152701098
ESPECIALLY THEN

>>152700953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITFb0mwIhfI

>>152701148
Post them in the /aco/ thread. If they aren't already there, that is.

>>152700656
>>152700978
>be acquaintances with Aaron
>complain about degeneracy
wew

>>152700919
he draws exactly the scenarios I want to see

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>>152701049
Is ass even considered a fetish? More like a body part preference.

>>152701213
Undyne is not a weed degenerate. Say no to drugs! They are bad, M'kay?

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>>152700790
It's a feetish.

>>152700917
Don't make me wanna fuck the fish, I'm a disgusting waifufag already.

>>152701270
comfy situations or lewd situations?

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>>152700919
Umm.. excuse me for a moment.

>>152700953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OfwhGQONbg

>>152700978
>Getting offended over what other people find attractive
No wonder none of the other monsters like woshu

>>152699207
Sauce?

>>152701307
I was just looking for an excuse to post robot butt.

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>>152701456
Anytime's a good time for robutt, friend.

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>>152700970
WOSH
>>152701268
He doesn't even have a dick!
>>152701406
BE CLEAN AND CHASTE

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>>152700953

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Headcanon time.

I was thinking about why humans put monsters in the barrier instead of finishing the job when I remembered the Sans fight and the unexplained karmic retribution (KR) mechanic. What if KR is the monster race's trump card? Basically, the more of a murderous fuck you are, the stronger magic becomes when used against you. Part of this concept is already canon: the higher your current HP thanks to LV, the more damage a monster attack does, sometimes even more than their attack stat. So, if humans kept fighting, they would eventually become too susceptible to magic and die. Losing even one human soul to monsters was too high of a risk, so putting them in the barrier was a reluctant compromise.

Monsters wouldn't normally know about KR because they're peaceful, so it would have been discovered through scientific experiments or possibly first-hand experience with Flowey. Either way, Sans has no reason to tell anyone about it.

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>>152699982

>>152701401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjepDoTUvAI

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THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IN /utg/ HISTORY
IF YOU MISS THIS YOU WILL FOREVER REGRET IT
http://www.strawpoll.me/11063740

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>>152701382
both

>>152701662
I don't like this question, it fucked me up.

>>152701662
this is offending me

>>152701570
>He doesn't even have a dick!
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>>152701347
Well, at least take the high res version of that pic then.

>>152701662
a hotdog is not a sandwich but you can make a hotdog sandwich

>>152697119
Can you draw the scene where Sans has his fire eye on and he chokeslams Undyne to the wall and says "YOU FUCKIN KIDDO THINK YOU CAN" and undyne cries and says s-s-s-sorry mr sans and sans says cool hmph and frowns and then grins and says "if i wanted to kill you, youd already be dead, faggot..." and teleports out while undyne is left cradling alphys's beaten and bruised body

>>152701662
Of course a hotdog is a sandwich, why the fuck wouldn't it be?

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>>152701785
NOT
CANON

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>>152701785
desu I'd be an Aaronfag if he wasn't such a minor character
I'll probably draw him fucking my fav later to make up for it, I guess.

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>>152701662
FUCK THIS GENUINELY STUMPED ME

>>152701598
But how did he find out about it?

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>>152701736
>ywn be a cute goat boy that gets a free waifu at like 12

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>>152701787
Thank you, anon.

>>152702045
When did skeletonfags become pedos?

>>152702136
When Underswap came out

>>152701924
https://static1.e621.net/data/9e/80/9e80243f004beafe28ba71b388112ebe.png
And how about this one?

>>152702136
When was the Big Bang?

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>>152701567
Why is the robot so sexy.
What was Toby thinking?

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>>152702115
Asvore, how do you feel about flowe?

Someone should be Semi Kon's translator

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>>152702178

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>>152701598
> Monsters are peaceful
I dunno anon.
The monsters knew they were fighting a lost war and would face imminent extinction against the humans so it would seem like the barrier was a last resort deal they made.

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>>152701598
>the higher your current HP thanks to LV, the more damage a monster attack does, sometimes even more than their attack stat
Wow I didn't notice that at all
Guess I got too good at dodging
That's kinda interesting

>>152702178
>yowesephth's /utg/ requests
Post the Alphys image.
You know the one.

>>152702341
Play the game retard

i want to have comfy hangouts with that flower

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>>152702257
He knew exactly what he was doing.

>>152702178
Oh dear

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>>152702045
What a shame they never grew up. Puberty would have been amazing.

>>152702398
This cutie?
https://static1.e621.net/data/ec/2d/ec2d5939d5eb146284817cd6d8ed0b6c.png

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Chara with a gun.

>>152702538
Now post the alternate version with more filth.

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Snowdrake is the best kid desu

>>152701598
Dunno, it seems to me more like it's supposed to represent the monsters getting actively aggressive towards you.
A magic attack does more damage the more the attacker wants to damage.
It would make sense that monsters would hurt a genocidal human more than a friendly one.

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>>152702260
I want him to stay dead.
It's for the better.

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>>152702541
>ywn be in a gunfight with Mettaton NEO
oh and SANS WITH A GUN

>>152701662
The definition of a sandwich is a filling of some kind in between two slices of bread.
So yes, they are

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>>152702541
UNDYNE WITH A GUN!
Haven't we done this before?

>>152701567
This is Storyshift MTT, right? The one where he takes Chara's place? Is he the same age as before or is he a child robot now?

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>>152697392

>>152702642
He was probably a snot-nosed brat and would always go crying to mommy when things didn't go his way

>>152702589
https://static1.e621.net/data/15/61/1561c942a6327d7e024c86c1382620f8.png

Ah yes, crème de la crème

I would post a suicidal Woshua now if I had one

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>>152696776
anon

>>152702701
Nah that's just Mettaton in a maid outfit. The artist draws him like a shota.

> Is he the same age as before or is he a child robot now?
In the context of Storyshift, it'd make more sense for him to be a ghost.

>>152702701
doubt it
also Storyshift Mettaton is shit, I haven't seen any good fan art of him that makes sense or has a good design

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>>152702669
>Hotdog
>2 slices of bread
>>152702759
Nah, he was a cute kid that wanted to be a famous comedian.

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>>152702662
>that human Alphys
>>152702679
Maybe.

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>>152702538
>>152702779

>>152702669
But it's not two slices. It's one piece of bread with a slit in the middle

>>152702716
So sad to see this after their divorce.

>>152702716
ack. my heart.
thanks pumpkin!

>>152702814
didnt dworven do ghost happstablook with chara's face? that seems appropriate for storyshift.

>>152702759
that's asriel though

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>>152702814
Oh. Who's the artist?

>>152702843
I only like Shift MTT for cute and sexy pictures at the moment. I know fuck all about everything else.

>>152702849
do you mean Undyne?

>>152702652
>call me when your soul accomplishes anything
I never noticed that before. That's a depressing burn. That sounds like something Squidward would say.

>>152702679
Undyne's probably the type who dual-wields the fastest-firing weapon she finds and packs a rocket launcher as a sidearm.
It's what I do when I meme in Payday, anyway.

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>>152702779
Theeeeeere it is.
Remember, /utg/, it was a request from us.

>>152696776
>>152702803
Reminder that Burgerpants is straight and Nice Cream Guy will die alone.

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>>152702814
>maid
Fuck I meant nurse

>>152702916
>didnt dworven do ghost happstablook with chara's face?
He did. It's the only rendition of it I've seen though. Most artists draw him as a shota-robot in a black and pink sweater.

>>152702541
Unknown handgun
>>152702662
Fictional handgun, modeled after Gasterblaster
>>152702679
Glock(?), unknown model 9x19mm Parabellum
>>152702849
H&K MP5, presumably original model. 9x19mm Parabellum.

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>>152702849
NGAAAAHHH!!!
Well, I guess we can do it again!

>>152703014
Both are sexy. It's okay.

>>152702990
Look up the post numbers, it was a real thread.

>>152703013
Nice Cream Guy will find a nice daddy to take care of him.
Burgerpants will try to get with girls with low self-esteem his whole life and die after having sex only three times in his life.
At night he jerked it to trap porn.

>>152702973
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58212262

>>152702028
I was thinking either through scientific experiments involving the soul, or Sans stumbling upon KR through his personal confrontations with Flowey. Sans can't remember past timelines any better than other monsters, but he does seem to have some way to communicate between them. For example, he immediately knows if you've ever killed Papyrus, and I don't think that information can be read off of a person's face.

>>152702341
The humans didn't declare war, they ambushed monsters out of fear and paranoia. Why would they compromise unless they thought something could go horribly wrong otherwise?

>>152702375
I'm not actually sure if it works for regular monsters, but it does happen on bosses past the ruins. You've probably noticed bosses doing less damage when you're at 5HP, but the reverse happens when you're at 50.

Trhj ghyyyhuyyyyghyyhhhhg z

>>152703054
What if it's a real handgun, just modified?

>>152703073
>trigger discipline

>>152703223
You don't say.

>>152703154
Mettaton isn't a trap though.

>>152703190
Thanks.

>>152703223
Pretty much this.

>>152702973
>>152703014
wouldn't it make sense if Storyshift Mettaton was a human?
his canon robot body is made to look a lot like a human so y'know
and his SOUL core thing is either tinted pink or his SOUL was somehow made to look like a human soul that is pink

>>152703125
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/130450498/#130457770

I almost remember this thread?

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>>152703054
>Unknown handgun
It has a very distinct and triangular trigger guard, not many guns have that.
>>152703073
That was all the Chara with a gun pics I had, save one that I can't find.

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>>152703275
>trigger discipline
NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

>>152703295
But he was in trap porn

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GUNS?
SPIDER HAS GUNS!

>>152703509
Can any botfag confirm that?

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>>152703439
>That was all the Chara with a gun pics I had, save one that I can't find.
Oh well, it was a good effort!

>>152698063
>Bestbot will never be your mom

Why live?

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/118459642/#118466964
Huh.
I didn't believe you guys, but I guess he really did come here.

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>>152702803
anon
>>152703013
go away mettaton

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>>152703353
>wouldn't it make sense if Storyshift Mettaton was a human?
With the Undertale lore, yeah it would make more sense. However Storyshift managed to loophole having Chara present as a human (I think they're still the first fallen human as well?)
You can also make up some nonsense about him being a robot that humans built or something, but then he'd probably be legitimately programmed and without a soul of his own. Unless humans also have ghosts that can possess robots.

It's a bit of a mess, I can see why the creator didn't go into much detail about it.

What characters do you hate?

>>152703589
He stars in all kinds of fucked up porn on the surface after his media empire collapses through influence and sabotage by established human companies.

>>152703673
>No Bayonetta heels
Are you even trying, Muffet?

>>152703702
None of them because they're just characters.

>>152702646
It could also be a balancing issue. Taking more damage at higher HP values means leveling up doesn't always let you take more hits and make the game laughably easy. A consistent difficulty across non-genocide runs means when the player later decides to try and be a pacifist, there isn't a jump in skill required, and the player can enjoy the route with the most content attached.

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/117129461/#117140357
>zonkpunch actually came to /utg/
god damn

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>>152703763
FINE HERE

>>152703696
>I can see why the creator didn't go into much detail about it.
That and because shift is still stuck with the goats.
Anyway, it makes more sense for him to be a ghost really. He doesn't need to be from outside the barrier.

>>152703839
>>152703602
how new are you

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>>152703602
>>152703404
Quit making me feel damnit
>>152703591
Ye, most Chara pics are either with the true knife or the sacrificial dagger.
>>152703702
None.

>>152703602
>>152703839
who cares, lurk more
here's your shitty you

>>152703073
H&K HK416 (AR pattern rifle) with LLM01(?) sight. 5.56x45mm NATO.
>>152703439
Well then, it's an unknown M1911 pattern handgun now.
>>152703520
>>152703673
Glocks of varying quality. 9x19mm Parabellum.
>>152703591
RPG-7. 40mm rockets. Kalishnikov rifle, unkown variant. Presumably 7.62x39mm. Handgun, maybe a Makarov PM or Tokarev TT-33 if this is a pattern. 9x18mm Makarov or 7.62x25mm Tokarev.
>>152703843
The guns from Bayonetta. Can't remember the name. Fictional.

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Please make me stop smiling.
It feels unnatural.

>>152702915
>>152702846
>get curious
>google it
>find this
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/07/a-hot-dog-is-not-a-sandwich/75362898/
...what

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>>152703664
You can't hide from the truth, bpants likes it thicc

WHO THE FUCK INVITED /k/?

>>152703975
>thicc
you mean obese

>>152703923
>>152703873
Those posts are both almost a year old.

>>152703930
You forgot >>152703458

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>>152703941
No

>>152704008
We've had guys from /k/ before. There's that one with the Asriel sticker.

>>152704008
It`s a weekly thing I guess.

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>>152703930
I'm not a big gun enthusiast, but don't models usually come out with a standard paintjob? Because I remember reading somewhere about how the Officer issue 1911 during WW2 was painted a black color rather than the standard chrome.
>>152704008
Let them stay, it's a refreshing change from the norm.

>>152704029
Burgerpants confirmed for having a fat fetish.

>>152703975
He will see what he is missing out when he gets to the surface and secretly starts to long for the short times when NCG would come around, after he got burned by the third thot in a row.

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>>152703941
Sorry, but that's impossible. You'll be smiling for the rest of your life.

>>152704008
>>152704158
There's also a few botfags who are /k/ommandos.

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>>152704196
He was smuggling those Glamburgers because he wanted to see her get fatter.

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>>152704137
>>152704312

>>152704158
Any pics?

>>152704189
I didn't mean it as a bad thing.

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>>152704158
I desire to see this as well, due to my impartiality regarding gotes.

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>>152704381
Cute Asgore

>>152704051
Fuck you, that's a lot. Alright...
RPG-7. 40mm rockets.
Micro Uzi. 9x19mm.
Remington 700. .308 Winchester.
General Electric M134 Minigun. 7.62x51mm NATO.
M1 Flamethrower. Jellied gasoline.
Unknown Kalishnikov.
Remington Model 870. 12 Gauge.
Glock [unknown]C. 9x19mm.
Suppressed USP45. .45 ACP.
>>152704189
The gun is not only at a bad angle for recognition, but is also pure black from here, making it impossible to tell if it's a 1911, a 1991A1, or even an Auto-Ordnance 1911A1.
I'm not sure on paintjobs, but I know the gov't issue 1911A1 was in steel-blue during Korea and Vietnam.

If Undyne's move is a suplex, what about the other Undertales?
I posit piledriving dads.

>>152704748
Mettaton probably uses his legs.

I want him to choke me with them

>>152704748
>Chara
Hm. I kinda think it would be repeatedly shanking you.

Botfags are ratchet.

>>152705007
clank

>>152705007
I'm not a medic.

Yes I'm that transformers botfag

>>152705007
>Mettaton is secretly a space-cat with guns.
>Mettaspacecat?

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>>152705007
Botfags are mincemeat.

>>152703843
>>152703930
Not only that but the designs of those guns don't match any in the Bayonetta universe.
There are a couple that are close but none exactly like it, so those guns aren't even real in Bayonetta.

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>>152705186

>>152704618
>>152704382
I don't have it but I'm hoping someone here does.
It was a crosspost to /k/.

>>152704008
I'm the gun infoposter. I'm not /k/, I don't even own a gun. I just like them a lot and browse www.imfdb.org a lot.

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>>152705410
this is an older picture
i know there's a better quality one with also kid asriel but i dont' have it

>>152705663
Oh god... I remember something worse than this, not that this customization is bad.
Someone on /mlp/ took an authentic Karabiner 98k and painted it blue and gave it Rainbow Pone decals.

>>152705852
That's the one I was just thinking of.
Do you want to go trigger /k/ together?

>>152706053
Oh! But how would we do that, anon?

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>>152705852
>he doesn't have it saved to his hard drive
Don't be pleb.

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Reminder to never skip leg day, /utg/!

>>152706207
God there, start a cringe thread, and dump all the MLP-related gun pictures we have. From what I've seen, posting ponies outside of /mlp/ is fine when it's cringe.

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Who else faps to ghosts?

>>152706308
i cummied

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>>152705852
>he doesn't also have the accompanying image which proves that /k/ saved the poor gun

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>>152706308

are we in a timeloop

guys i'm scared

>>152706361
Well I found this one fic where Charnarrator was canon, and a ghost Chara just instructing a teen Frisk how to masturbate, and directly misled them to tease them.

>>152706490
Hehe neat. Link?

>>152706450
Oh shit. Did that really happen?

>>152706480
inb4 that one sansposter

>>152703975
mettaton go away

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>>152706308
We skeleposting now?

>>152706547
I lost it a long while ago, but if I remember right it was on fanfiction.net

>>152706480
I got you, babe

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>>152706361
I do

>>152706719
Why are swap skellies looking mildly aroused on that pic?

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>>152706719
just trying to distract people from the /k/ posting with shitty fetishes.

>>152706652
What d'ya think, anon? Of course it (unfortunately) happened.

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>>152706773
I want to confiscate his gote badge.