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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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>>152683039
>west coast is best coast
midwest is the best! better than the rest!
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>>152683057
Who is this ham beast
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>>152683057
>this person comes up to you
>holds her arms out and yells "I WANT TO HUG YOU LIKE BIG FUZZY SIBERIAN BEAR"

what would you do
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>>152683057
Zarya ult buff when?
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cute butt
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I love Hana.
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will Zarya ever be nerfed, or will Blizzard not risk it since SJWs and tumblr would cry sexism?
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>>152683193
>live in europe
>hours ahead
>event ends in the middle of the night
our suffering really never ends
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Post YFW listening to lolicore and playing D.Va
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Hana Song.
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QP became such a trash that i am winning as Torb on attack with 4 golds.
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>I will break you
vs
>I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear
Hnngh, which one do I use?
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>>152683234
Wish it was a tall buff Zarya instead of a short fat Gross.
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Post 'em
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>>152683305
They won't nerf her because she doesn't need to be nerfed.
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Jackie Morrison
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Talon Song
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>>152683363
92 degrees? housefire amd spotted
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>>152683419
t. zarya main
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>tfw playing a bunch of mei lately and watching people get visibly angry about you killing them

so satisfying, people get so mad when you kill them as mei
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>>152683251
>buffing the most powerful tank in game

Fuck off family

She needs a nerf
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>>152683234
>more like KISS ME OR I CRUSH YOU
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>>152683231
Winner of the Overwatch cosplay context at Gamescom.
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>>152683305
>nerf the most balanced character in the game
>the only tank that requires thought or effort to play
KYSMM
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>>152683419
Genji and Widowmaker didn't need to be nerfed either, anon.
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>>152683363
Bear is the best
>I vant to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear
>I vant
>I vant
>I vant to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear
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are the summer games thing still going?
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>decide to grind for an hour to get burger mccree
>get the sprinter tracer skin
>already have the other one
FUCKING BLIZZARD

I GOT 3XSWEDEN YES TORB for the past levels as well.
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>want to play as Mercy
>know I will be murdered and won't be able to do anything about it

O..oh well.. playing as Zenyatta is fine too...
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>>152683450
I need a new cooling system.
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>>152683483
I really want to get a team to go full Mei on Hanamura defense and stack the ice walls two deep on triple rotations at that first gate. And all the blizzards, fuck.
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So what was that prepatch about on the main overwatch game? Just the balance changes?
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So I one tricked my way to 68 in s1. how the fuck do i actually learn how to play overwatch? i feel like i'm way over ranked cause my zen mechanics are too good compared to my others.
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it seems like dva is a elim whore
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>>152683557
>change region to Asia
>get American Mcree on first box

>change region to UK
>get swed mercy
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>>152683413
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>>152683541
pr03r g3nj1 reporting in
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>>152683419
>this is what the average Zaryafag actually believes
>>152683508
>DPS-TANK-HYBRID
>balanced
Go back to tumblr
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>>152681719
I've seen an enemy Rein die in spawn. How is that even possible?
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>>152683531
Genji did need to. Widowmaker needs a buff now in actuality. Zarya doesn't need a nerf or buff. Just don't shoot her fucking shields.
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>>152683487

I would nerf cooldown or make her bubbles share a cooldown.
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>>152683464
NP rank 50 shitter senpai I got you covered.

>>152683531
I actually agree regarding genji. His counters needed to be buffed to better deal with him. Also
>comparing the impact widow used to have to Zarya currently.
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>>152683413
posted in the last one but not enough people insulted me
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Alright who here wants to bet that they wont announce Sombra today and if they do theres no way she lives upt ot hype and expectations?
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>>152683413
What site?
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>>152683671
>thinking Zarya needs a nerf the most

Oh look, it's one of the people who got a mid-tier offense hero nerfed
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>>152683320
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Is there some way for Zarya to get charge in spawn?
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>>152683736
Where is it even said that they'll announce Sombra today?
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>>152683802
Overbuff.
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>>152683721
WOW YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD

>>152683413
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>>152683736
At this point Sombra can't possibly live up to the hype.

>>152683819
No.
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"I have gold eliminations." -- Every losing Hanzo when confronted with his shit play
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>>152683607
>not being able to kill people with your pistol
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>>152683487
>can pop her barriers and kill the chump inside them in seconds flat
>short range, only has good damage if you don't AND you shoot her barriers
>shit ult
Yeah, okay pal. 2000 shield, 360 degree point covering swing man, flying ult canceler, and free kill pig with 300hp free healing are tooootally not as good as Ms 400 hp with 0 movement options.
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>>152683812
>Genji
>Mid tier offense hero
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>>152683917
>Every losing sniper when confronted with his shit play
fixed that for you
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Post some QTmaker
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>>152683917

>losing bad because fuck tards won't switch
> WE HAVE GOLD IN XXX AND XXX

What's the best way to counter this argument ?
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FUCK YOU I WANT MY LAST BOX
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>>152683690
>J-Just don't shoot her shields!
I don't think she needs a nerf or buff but this is just a terrible fucking excuse.
It's on the same level of people defending Mercy's unerfed Ult because "You should just kill her before she gets to her team"
Stop being stupid Zarya Main.
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I think they should buff Symmetra
Buff all defense heroes!
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>>152683952
>posting the outdated version to try to prove a point

This is the last one posted
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>>152684024
try not being shit so you'll have more golds than them
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>>152684030
It ends at 4 PM PST anon you have time
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>no Champion Zarya
>have to wait a year for Blizzard to do the Rio Summer Games event again next year even though that makes no fucking sense
>do they plan to never have a different event during this month?
>do they plan to stack event boxes so I have to spend twice as long to earn loot boxes for each event?
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>open last Olympic crate
>all duplicates
Th-thanks, Blizzard.
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>event still going

Fucking hell, i was hoping to finally ogle D.Va on menu screen again.
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>>152683874
Nowhere but people are expecting her for some reason
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>>152684024
>good. It means that once you switch to something not retarded we'll beat them easily
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>>152683884
thx tracer bro

can you show me your secrets? i've been trying to get better with that cute binch
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>>152683942
he has a point

zarya is pretty good if you use her right though. at least way better than Loseton the Gorilla
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>>152683878
Thanks.
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>>152684024
>"do you have gold in objective time?"
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>>152684024
Poke about their objective time. Kills don't mean shit if you're not actually playing the game.
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>>152683663
I'm either doing a gorillion damage or I'm bronze.
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>>152683413
tell me if I'm shit or not
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>>152683874
Nowhere. Its an assumption people made based on the fact that past content got added the Tuesday after it got teased/announced.
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>>152684072
>Genji is mid tier

Not seeing this in the image you posted there anon.
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>>152684171
I just grinded it out, really. But one thing I noticed throws people off, is blinking in unnatural directions. if you're shooting and moving left, blink right from time to time, and that should net you an extra final blow quite a bit. I'm by no means a really good Tracer though. I'm streaky at best
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>>152684203
I know she is, I have played her over 6 times more than anyone else since day 1. I am just saying that she isn't in need of a nerf.
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>>152684018
>*dinks* all day
>sexy lines when she kills
>those sounds when she gets hit
>dat ass
>that qt face
Smugberry is best girl.
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>>152683305
>nerfing any tank when Reaper utterly destroy them
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>>152683057
She should have went with Roadhog instead.
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>>152684018
Here you go m8
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>>152684072
>soldier
>pharah
>tfw your favorite characters are shit
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Why does my game keep saying there's an update available and to restart?
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>>152684338
There was no justifcation to him getting nerfed when Reaper is used more than him on koth and defense and McCree is overall used far more than him.
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>>152683363
I CAN BENCH MORE THAN YOU
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>get gold in objective time
>card for objective time
>everybody rather vote the Genji with 39% kill participation
>or the Lucio with only 1.5k heals the whole match
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>>152683234
Despair that there's probably a big buff amazonian qt that could be filling that costume 100x better than uggo-chan here.

Then I'd daydream about being triangle choked unconscious by Zarya's beefy thighs.
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>>152683917
I actually had a Hanzo pubby lie about his medals.

>>152684024
Nothing you can say will convince them that they're at fault. The medals are a prize for retards that can't figure out how to play the objective.
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I just want 76 to be my grandpa so we can go boar hunting or something together and I can make him feel loved and appreciated by a family so he can put his pained past behind.
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>>152684496
Always thank your healslut/boy pussy healer you fucking faggot

Get a load of this fucking mong
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>>152684451
I hope they revert 76s spread, no idea what could be done with pharah. She has so many counters.
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>>152683413
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>>152684358
>dinks all day
guess you have not played new hanzo on ptr
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>>152684576
I want his dick inside me
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>>152684018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0qJyWrk5Tc
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Choose.
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>>152684553
she isnt cute, youre just a gay faggot

just go suck someones dick already queer
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>>152684454
>There was no justifcation to him getting nerfed when Reaper is used more than him on koth and defense

And Genji is used overwhelmingly more on Offense. What's your point? Reaper is the only hero in the game that is not complete dogshit that can deal with tanks. There are no viable alternatives to shred tanks. Meanwhile the other high mobility flanking hero is dwarfed in usage by Genji.

>McCree is overall used far more than him

Which would explain why he was also significantly nerfed in the PTR.
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>>152683413
I suck shit
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>>152684636
Stop spreading aids plz thank you.
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>>152684739
He said Soldier 76 not Lucio
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>>152684601
yeah her ult is trash too, i go entire games without using it because its just a death trap and not even good unless the enemy is retarded
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>>152684658
Would like it more if she wasn't slack jawed teh entire time.
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>>152684048
Except that's literally how you beat her. Don't shoot her shields, bait her shields out, and kill her when they're on cooldown.

Shooting her shields doesn't damage her, it just gives her charge, making her more deadly.

As for Mercy's ult. If you kill her, she can't ult. It's common sense, not a terrible excuse.
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>play torb on payload defense
>enemy genji solo ults for me as soon as he hears me put up a turret early on
>spend the entire rest of the match making improvements to his face

I never realized how much of a genjikiller torb can be
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Do golden skins only count for the weapon of the skin?
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>>152684684
The point being Genji is not the king of offense classes when Reaper is used almost as much as he is and there are other offense classes used more than him. It makes no sense to nerf him just because crybabies wanted him to be.

>Which would explain why he was also significantly nerfed in the PTR.
>lying on the internet

The only nerf he got was a change in his ult, which was never his problem to begin with.
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I don't get the fascination with Widowmaker. Is it some submissive mindbreak shit? in either direction?
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>>152684796
still gay as fuck
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>>152684673
genji is a fucking playboy turned monk, whoever wrote this is projecting hard
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>ooga booga zarya and mccree
>mccree is only level 26 but claims he got "full gold"
>only thing he ever did was die
>no ults
>couldn't even stun a junkrat

hoo boy quickplay is a hoot
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>>152684709
here are my competitive records
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>>152684593
Why? He didn't do anything. Nobody was kept alive. It was all passive healing running in circles and not really doing much else.
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>>152684684
Roadhog shreds other tanks. It just sucks that zarya countters roadhog on a mechanical level so even if you nerfed her she'd still be good at dealing with him.
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>Update
>Took half a second to DL
>No notes
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>Match against full team of 6
>Meta comp
>1 is top 500
>Our team is 6 randoms
>We get stomped every time
>Gold with 5 kills at the end
That was disgusting removing competitive was a mistake. Will they make it so there's no break in future?
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>>152684848
no, it counts for the character. Any skin you equip will have a gold weapon
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Remember to thank your local Reinhardt or Zarya.
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>>152684673
Hoggo
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>>152684673
D.va obviously
>free room and board
>humiliation fetish
>incest fetish
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>>152684985
New Sombra sneakarooni qr code was installed
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>>152684673
the japs aren't good at video games
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What's inside?
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>>152684218
>>152684238
this. it isn't team deathmatch.

>>152684343
i'll have to try that out. i'm only just getting comfortable with her kit though - she really tests your knowledge of the map which makes playing her (well) more challenging but super rewarding
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>>152684673
D.va is clearly the only answer, followed by hog.
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>>152685130
Icons.
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>>152684673
Roadhog of course

Hopefully us drinking will lead to lewd stuff
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>>152684857
>The point being Genji is not the king of offense classes

That would be McCree obviously

>Reaper is used almost as much as he is and there are other offense classes used more than him.

There is 1 offense class used more than him. Reaper is more useful overall but Genji is far too strong in his niche.

>It makes no sense to nerf him just because crybabies wanted him to be.

Because it makes sense that a competent Genji can 1v4 opponents with his ultimate. Genji is still completely viable and people complaining about the nerf are shitters who relied too heavily on his ult.

>The only nerf he got was a change in his ult, which was never his problem to begin with.

You seriously underestimate the power of clearing out a point or payload path for 10 seconds for half your ult charge. This was a pretty common staple of high level play if you which you would know if you bothered to watch it.
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>>152685096
Aren't japs good at fighting games? I don't really know anything about the fighting scene but I vaguely recall hearing about that.
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>>152684739
How dare you. 76 is pure, he doesn't have any STDs.
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>>152684673
>Genji
>being anything like that
He'd probably sit in his room and meditate.
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>>152684613
>>152684358
Hanzo vs Widow,
who would win?
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>>152685130
3white1blue
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>>152685208
You're talking out of your ass so much about McCree's ult when there are countless of ways to nullify it easily.
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>>152684951
He's not viable while Zarya exists in her current form. She cucks him way too hard.
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>>152685130
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>>152685183
>>152685295
>>152685324
>have both Tracer skins now
>have both Zarya skins
>still no Lucio skin
Feels shitty famalam. At least the Roadhog intro is Little Piggy.
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>>152684673
>loud normie friends
Junkrat isn't what I'd call 'normie'
more like 'undiagnosed ADHD'
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So are we getting the update today?
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>>152684837
Any smart Zarya can get charges from things that are relatively unavoidable. Because they're good, I don't know why you think It's just her shields anyone needs to worry about but if a Rein charges someone and Zarya shields, she is close to max charge. Unavoidable.
Also it doesn't matter what you think about Mercy's ult, it still got nerfed even with your frail "Just kill her" defense.
So while I don't think Zarya needs a nerf, if your only reason is "Just don't shoot her lol". Chances are, she's gonna get it bad.
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Biggest issue I'm going to have with the McCree Ult nerf are more shitters running off for 'flanks' to use it
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>>152685319

>Zarya laser ignores armor despite doing a gorillian DPS at high charge

>Winston's lightning gets fucking destroyed by armor despite being the lowest DPS in the game

Winston's lightning ignoring zarya shields would give him a bigger niche.
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Why am I region locked to NA? Switching regions to Europe from the rise up menu takes me to my NA Overwatch stuff, and logging out completely and switching to Europe at the login screen gives me the separate friends list but still connects me my NA game data.

Any ideas?
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Is Road Hog buffed at all in the latest update?

I like my meme class
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>>152684024
>i have 4 golds and a silver
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEDALS DONT MEAN **********ANYTHING***********
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>>152685564
>Roadhog
>buffs
LUL. They changed the hook pull in physics for better or worse
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>>152685564

Hooks are less wonky and now favor roadhog even more so you won't pull people around corners into weird places.
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>>152685658
t.zarya main
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>>152685319
Sure. I'm just saying that the problem blizzard is facing is that one of their two tank killers fails at dealing with zarya on a fundamental character design level which contributes to the feeling that the community has that nobody can deal with her.
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>>152685210
how can someone carry a person in fighting games
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>>152685308
Whatever keep crying that your weeb character got nerfed. Just because McCree wasn't nerfed as much as you think he should have been has nothing to do with the fact that Genji deserved what he got besides maybe the double jump reset change.
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>last few loot boxes
>nothing but Americrees

I just want the Mercy one, dammit. I don't even play her but I like how it looked.
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>>152684024
>"We need X to deal with Y"
>WE'RE LOSING THE OBJECTIVE!
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>>152685745
Why would a Zarya main give a shit about Roadhog getting buffed, you retard?
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>>152685076
I bet she's gonna be a cyborg
>I have surpassed my mortal shell and my fellow humans
>beinga cyborg is great and augmentation is the future
>Now I have to charge up, does anyone have an electric socket?
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>>152685784
>tfw got every summer games skin but D.va, who I don't care about

Feels good man
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>>152685564
Speaking of which where are those funny RoadHog comic strips I've seen in the past. They're cute and funny>>152685837
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>still haven't got the fucking mercy line
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>>152685470
What you're stating are things unavoidable. If they are, then you don't worry about them. My tips contribute to how to actually killing her. She can't contribute and her charge drops to zero when she's dead.
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>>152684238
>>152684218

Such a dumb counter argument. Heroes like Genji or Widow are not going to have lots of obj time whether they are doing well or not.
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>>152685745
Roadhog is one of my favorite characters to play but he's not getting shit. His biggest buff was self healing giving Ult
>>152685780
>2016
>Genji apologists
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>>152684024
>"not an argument"
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>>152685784
Blizzard somehow found a way for loot boxes to contain everything except the items you actually want
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>>152685837
Because RoadHog can easily hook and meme Zarya's shield and a good portion of her HP in one hit, family. It's ok to be salty.
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>when zarya thinks she can 1v1 mei
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Omniggers deserve their switches flipped
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>>152685780
It's funny how the babies whining to Blizzard about Genji for weeks because they can't aim like to think they're in the position to say others are crying now
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>>152683413
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>>152685915
Found the Genji/widow main
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>>152685865
>Zarya is "sjw pandering"
> she's robot racist
>tracer butt pose gets removed
>gets replaced with a better butt pose based on a pin up
>Sombra sounds like a 2smart5u Latina
>turns out to be a self-hating omnic
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>>152686079
I haven't said a thing to Blizzard. It was apparent to anyone with a brain that he needed some tuning. I'm loving all these weeb tears though. Keep em coming.
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>>152685885

Piece of CAKE

https://youtu.be/WOnjGzhSS0U

What did she mean by this?
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So we all agree the next logical step for Mei balance is to put a 3 second cooldown on Ice Wall once you break ice block, right?

>Inb4 rank 40 Mei mains cry shitter
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>>152683234
Pepperspray
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>>152686149
>racism
>against a machine

Can Omnics pls fuck off
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>>152686168
What character do you play, Mr. Pro Man?
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>>152684673
D.va
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>>152683057
Her dad/brother did a real good job at the costume at least.
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>>152686149
>>turns out to be a self-hating omnic
>has a shitload of Uncle-Ruckus tier dialogue that insults Genji and Zen
fund it
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>>152686189
surely you mean to remove her m1 freeze and increase her health
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>>152686169
>bug
>>
>open loot crate
>put into game
>no idea what I got

help?
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>>152686149
>self hating omnic
>Cyborg
one of those things is not like the others
also: she can't be an Omnic
Reaper worked with her and he HATES omnics
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>>152684673
D.va. i dont mind being a fukboi and cooking is fun
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>70% winrate with Zenyatta.

Idk if I got gud or hes OP.
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>>152683413
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>>152686169
GET IN THERE
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>>152685501
The problem with this is that winston is ONLY viable at higher levels with zarya pocket barriering him. If you made Winston be a Zarya killer you don't really do anything because the second she falls out of the meta Winston will also fall out. Which would make Zarya viable again. Which would make Winston viable again.

And around and around it goes


>>152685775
Good point.

>>152686018
You're fucking retarded. Good zaryas always use her team mates as a shield for her for hooks. Once the roadhog hooks somebody else zarya gains 50 free charge and roadhog is left a pretty awkward state
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>>152683363
>not IN RUSSIA IN RUSSIA IN RUSSIA IN RUSSIA
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>>152686293
>Make her a projectile McCree with evasive tools
I could more than deal with that
>Give her Bastion health
Ice block would have to lose all healing properties for that to be feasible
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What are you doing while competitive is down and queue on PTR are 10min+?
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>>152686312
>Reaper worked with her and he HATES omnics
"one of the good ones"
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>Everyone wants to nerf the good heros instead of making the shit heroes good

Buff Winston's shield and garbage ultimate.

Make Junkrat's tire faster and give him more rounds to spam.

Give bastion some mobility.

Make Tobjorn's turret less trash.

Reduce cooldown on Ana's grenade.

Give solider back his accuracy.

All of the sudden the meta might change so more than 7 classes are fucking okay.
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>>152686349
>both zarya and ana yell at people to get in there
>they don't actually get in there
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>>152686302
Go to your hero gallery and look for "new" on heroes.
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>>152686469
nigga every hero be new
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>>152686426
>HATES
>omnics
Reaper HATES everyone, he just hates you less if you're useful.
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>>152685865
Is Genji a Japanese Adam Jensen?
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>>152686349
I feel so save when Zarya's with me.
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>>152686129
>Genji or Widow standing on the obj when instead they could be killing people who are trying to get to the objective to contest it.

el oh el famalam

>>152686245
>What character do you play, Mr. Pro Man?

Not relevant.
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>>152686468
WALK IT OFF
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>>152686426
>you're a credit to your race
>...you too
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>>152686036
must have been a shitty Zarya
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>>152686570
>N-N-Not relevant!

Confirmed for playing Bastion. Explains the asshurt.
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What skin do you want to see for Tracer in my future/?

Mine would be one where she has a prop penis under her uniform to prank her fellow overwatch team haha!
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>he rage quit after this

lol

post mei of the games
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>>152686428
I feel like the console version of the game is limiting the power of the defensive heroes and Winston as you don't need to aim well with them.
I hear torb is OP on console, they should balance the heroes differently on PC.
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>>152686556
Why does Genji need a big butt if he's an Omnic Cyborg?
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>>152686428
>Make Tobjorn's turret less trash.
turrett buffs will make torb op as shit at lower ranks and is fundamentally misunderstanding the problem with torb at higher ranks. Any buff that's going to be meaningful for torb needs to involve making him less reliant on his turret to be good.
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>>152686421
>mccree
no
idiot
REMOVE the stun
ie make her an offtank and focus her play around separating and slowing pushes instead of leaving her with a free 1v1 shitter crutch that everyone tries to use constantly instead of properly placing walls
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>>152683483
>people get so mad when you kill them as mei

That always struck me as odd. Mei's gun is actually pretty good. The frost sprayer isn't amazing but it adds up fast and the popsicle shooter is actually really good if you can aim worth a damn.
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>>152686369

>Winston is unplayable without a bubble and harmony orb at all times

"He's fine."
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>>152686556
>'I never asked for th-'
>then he walks pasta mirror
>'but i sure have a nice butt'
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>>152683413
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>>152686702
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>>152686564
>get hooked as Ana
>ZARYA'S ON THERE
>able to put hog to sleep while Zarya comes over and helps me bully him when he can't huff his 300hp gas can

thank you based russian goddess
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>>152686793
I assumed "remove M1 freezing" would just give her a comically low damage M1
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>>152686702
I keep seeing you post webms and all you play are the most cancerous, annoying characters in the game

Leave.
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>>152686749
They're already been balanced differently, Torb's and Symmetra's turrets are less damaging in console ports.
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>>152686242
If you mean to say that its impossible to be prejudiced against a robot then you're an idiot. People do that now with those big robotic arms that make cars, its where we get the phrase Luddite, and those things can't think.
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>>152686762
made by Mercy.
she engineered the perfect ass.
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>>152686670
You caught me. I'm a Bastion main.
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>>152686702
Mei of the Game
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>>152686882
>there are people itt who seriously prefer young ana over old ana
explain yourselves
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>>152686882
I meant "Zarya's on you" and got it mixed up with her "get in there" line

I've been awake for 13 hours now on 4 hours of sleep
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>get Eidgenossin, Piece of Cake and a bunch of other Mercy related stuff
Guess which is my least played character
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>>152686469
>there is no new
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>>152686891
I can't help it the shitpost lives inside of me

I like making people get angry, it makes me laugh
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>>152686924
Then why is Shittard ignoring them? Meanwhile, MCree gets like 4 changes in 3 months.
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>>152686984
>posting stats from someone else's profile
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Why didn't blizzard just make of season ranked where you continue on with whatever rank you had at season end but it doesn't count towards your highest rank stat out season rewards?
I'm sick of the try hards shiting up my quick play hero practice but I also want to have some serious games every now and then.
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>>152686991
This is frightening.
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>open crate
>3 duplicates and a spray
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>>152686780

But torb is pretty alright on his own. His shotgun 2 shots reaper and being able to shit out armor is great.

The problem is that his turret is a complete nonfactor. It's not even annoying because the chip damage doesn't knock you back or anything.
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How accurate are these for tanking positions?

Blue = teammates
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>33 boxes opened
>no AmeriCree
>don't even like any of his other skins

Guess I'll just stick with the ebony one that doesn't even look any different to my colorblind ass
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How goes your daily containment, cancers?
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>>152686838
epicness
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>>152687285
>>152686991
Reminder that she isn't fat
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>>152687134
It's because you're tired of all the attention and mistreatment you experience as a woman.

Don't worry, I won't hurt you and in fact I'd be the one in the kitchen.
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>>152687414
She's fucking fat that baggy ass tshirt is hiding her rolls
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>>152687283
The problem with torbs are that at high ranks he's complete garbage without his turret and his turret gets countered by a coordinated team.

You you try to fix this by buffing his turret all that happens is his turret becomes insanely powerful at lower ranks.
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What if McCree's flash bang actually worked like a flash bang and blinded you?
then they could actually buff that and make the blinding AoE bigger, throwing range farther and maybe even give it physics to toss around corners.
or is that too much work for blizzard?
>>
List of ults completely useless and invalidated by Dva and genji:

>Bastion
>Pharah
>76
>McCree
>Roadhog

Heroes with an ult so shit they shouldnt even bother ulting half the time

>Winston
>Pharah again
>Widowmaker

How do we fix
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How does it feel to play useless champions like soldier or mcclown?? Why do you ruin my games by playing other "DPS" then bastion if you can clearly see that he is the best??
Btw english is not my native language i em from ukraine =))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUF6P0jkyHA
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>>152686676
that dink is 2dinky
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>>152687561
>Widow
>shit ult

u wot

If anything it's one of the few redeeming factors in her kit.
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>>152687550
>then they could actually buff that and make the blinding AoE bigger, throwing range farther and maybe even give it physics to toss around corners.
even if they could do it, why would they
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>>152683057
how did you do on your summer boxes?
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>>152684124
Goes until 4pm PDT today, or, if you can't into time zones, roughly 4.5 hours from the time of my post.
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>>152687550
> indirectly giving tracer and genji massive buffs.

Kys
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>>152687550
do you really want to see tracer and genji every game? Or are you the one picking them?
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>>152687550
flashbang already a staple of his kit, i think a new character with a more cs-styled grenade would be cool though
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>>152687285
>go to /gif/'s overwatch thread
>sounds
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>>152687601
sosi hui typoi daun
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>>152686886
that still slows on hit
get it
you wait for their push, throw a wall up and separate out their backline, then slow anyone that tries to run away as your team 6v3s the ones you let through
or on offense, you throw up a wall next to the enemies, push up to it, then drop it and flood the point without taking poke or allowing the enemy to counter your push
thats how you play mei properly

bad meis, basically all of them currently, run around like morons holding m1 until they get a freeze then spam icicles and use their abilities as panic buttons when it doesnt work
that shouldnt be encouraged or facilitated, the non-ult freeze is just bad design
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>>152684878
the joke is that genji is a weeb
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>>152687561
>Actual wallhax on that list
ur a joke
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>>152686797

The frost spray is a shittier version of every close range weapon in the game. Other weapons kill, her's slow and freeze

The popsicle shooter is like Torb's gun or mccrees gun, but has a delay and is the only projectile in the game that suffers from damage falloff

Its hot garbage

The only good part about the hero is fast charging decent ultimate (Still realistically a bad version of zarya's ult) and Ice Wall. And its not enough to make her "good"
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>>152687326
Zarya tanking position depends on which barrier cooldowns she has up
>both cooldowns are up
Zarya is behind her allies
>Zarya only has her ally barrier up
Zarya is behind her allies
>zarya only has her personal barrier up
Zarya stands in front of her allies.
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>>152687738
sam sosi ya devochka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Xv4T3JH0U
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>>152687561

Considering Winston's ultimate exists purely to stall and distract he should definitely charge it faster. Him being able to chimp out more often would increase his tankiness since his shield is and has been garbage for the longest time.
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>>152687776
how can an actual japanese person be a weeb? doesn't being a weeb imply being a foreigner?
>>
When does the event end?
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>>152686702
VOCAROO
O
C
A
R
O
O
>>
>Try to GG with Reaper
>I teleport and they kill me
>Okay, I just flank
>They kill me again
>hah! I just go ghost on their asses!
>well, they kill me again
>Okay, but my ULT is ready so
>DIE, D_ AAAARGH
Reaper sucks ass
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>>152684673
>posting the outdated version of this garbage
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>>152687531
The best fix for torb is convert 50 of his HP into armor, increase the speed of the projectiles, make the lvl 2 turrets take only 3 hits and make it so shooting turrets don't charge ults.
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>>152687601
>ukraine
>Elizabeth
have fun with russian soldiers
>>
>6 stack of torbs
>completely stomped the enemy team
i am in disbelief. is this the power of QP
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>>152687875
thanks for the chuckle anon
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>>152687835
That's why it's a joke rather than reality

I didn't make it but I enjoy the thought of Genji sitting his room and hiding from guests while watching anime loudly
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> tfw got literally every summer skin besides sprinter tracer

How much time we have left, 4 hours?
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>>152687676
Everyone has Tre Kronor and Shotput except me.
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Can I keep leaving matches at the hero select menu without incurring any penalty?
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>>152687875
One of the easiest and most balanced heroes how do you suck so bad?
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>>152687780
> the only projectile in the game that suffers from damage falloff

But that's objectively false famalam
>>
>>152687986
quick play yes
ranked no
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>>152688003
trying to shoot from a distance because it worked so well with Soldier
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>>152687910
So much envy xD
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>>152687653

Maybe it was back when the game launched and she had better damage, but now it honestly feels like she's missing an ability.

>Venom mine that is absolute garbage damage and 0 utility compared to other heroes abilities like scatter or remote mine

>Grappling hook aka potentially the worst, most gimmicky and most unreliable, slowest mobility skill in the game

>Absolutely no way to deal with people in close range like every other non-support hero (And even then Lucio Symmetra and Zen have ways to fight and even kill at close range)

And to top it off, her automatic firing mode has 0 fall off... but massive bloom. Why?! She's a sniper, for what possible reason could her assault rifle have bloom, just so its absolutely useless at anything but close range against tanks, and wont kill anyone before they kill you

She's a god damn sad case of a hero now. Buff when
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>>152687895
Widowmaker is obviously the best. Or Reaper.
>>
>>152687945
the power of no one going Reinhart.
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>>152687895
that's the waifu version

Somebody needs to make a friend version
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>>152687676
I wanted hurdle, Americcree and that weeb Genji skin :(
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>>152687906
This would go a long way towards making him viable.

Something else they could consider doing is to make the level 1 turret stronger so he could drop it in the middle of fights and make it something that the enemy team can't completely ignore.
>>
>>152687895
Reaper. How is it even a choice?
>>
>>152687629
That's what makes it so funny, haha
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>>152688073
no envy
Russia is better
>>
>>152688084
> play widow on console
> I will never get smooth as silk

Also, how the fuck do you do that grapple jump technique?
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>no sombra news today

fuck blizzard
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>>152685464
>only complete version of this I can find is in shitty resolution with a watermark
END ME
>>
>>152687945
>is this the power of QP

Yes. You get morons who won't switch, either because they always play a certain character or because they somehow think that maintaining team balance is important when faced with a team entirely composed of one character.

I had a team go all Bastion once as a joke and the opposition didn't switch a single character and couldn't gain an inch of ground.
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>>152683413
(You)'s please
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>>152688229
jumping before you hit the ledge sends you flying over
>>
>>152688229
Just press whatever the jump button is before you reach the end of the line.
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>>152687895
>mercy
>saying no to having children
nigga, u gay?
>chronic depression, low self esteem
hey, i think we're meant for each other, she's also actually my most played character, go figure
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>3 epics
>that moment of hope when all you fucking want is a junkrat intro
>see this

I bellowed at my computer. Fuck this stupid hack gambling bullshit.
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>who cares bro it's just quickplay haha :)
>>
@152688309 No (You)'s for you
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>>152688313
>>152688319
Ok thanks I'll try it out, could have sworn I was doing that
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Please direct me to a guide on how to be good with D.va.
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Who is the best champion in this game and why is that bastion?
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>>152687895
>wraith teleportation hugs
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>>152687501
lol okay
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>>152688101
they actually had two reins and 2 roadhogs..
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>>152688309
I posted the wrong screenshot, apologies.
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>>152688336
that's what you get for being a junkrat spamming faggot
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>>152688449
Yes, m'lady, it'll all be okay. Shh...Shhh...Shhhhh
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>>152688431
I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqM1B_Son2o
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@152688484

>reposting the same screenshot just to give yourself a (You)

No (You)'s for you still
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>>152684673
Depends. Will Genji let me fuck him in the ass? If no, then Roadhog.
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>>152688536
someone's had a fire in their hole : ^ )
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>>152687872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12bn3Unvp6d
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>>152687779

>Zarya/Rein/Dva/Genji/Reaper ults cause teamwipes on their own

>Heroes like Tracer/Hanzo/Junkrat/Roadhog can at least get ONE kill out of it, if not more

>Widow just gives your team more info on the enemy's wherabouts

The weakness is partly the ult's power, and partly because it does nothing on its own. If the enemy just comes round the corner with shields up, the ult does nothing

If the enemy is in front of you and, you know, fighting you, it does nothing

What was once "HOLY SHIT BROKEN WALL HAX" has been power creeped out of usefulness by the meta

In a world where fucking hanzo will see play, and Hanzo has Sonic Arrow with its 50% uptime (20 sec cd 10 sec duration), how useful really is 15 seconds of global sonic arrow?

>>152688004
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>>152688432
>shoot rein shield
>LOOK AT MY GOLDS
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>>152688586
It means even more that you went to the effort of removing the >> just to avoid giving me a (You). And you did it twice.

<3
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>>152688253
are you asking for the source?
http://nauticae.tumblr.com/

>>152688435
>>152687895
more importantly
GHOST BLOWJOBS!
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>>152688431
keep saying Annyeong to your team and raise their morale

that's it.
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>>152684817
>not .gif
Kys yourself my man
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Any sombra/patch news?
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>>152688674
D.Va players always proving to be the worst type of player
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>>152688431
there's literally nothing hard about her
use RMB like a reinhardt shield if you see >3 enemies before you
if you see any or defence character except mei,bastion or reaper alone, fly to him and destroy his face
try to make the ult go behind the enemies, that way it will make them take up an awkward position
also, fuck d.va her character design is shit
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>>152688659
SO MUCH ENVY XDDD
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>>152688638
What's your best ice cream story, pallam?
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>>152688765
yea
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>>152688431
Watch moonmoon's streams. He's like the best D.va out there
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>>152688432
>play bastion for the first time in quick play
>get play of the game and an achievement with a single ult

I kept changing position and got like 6 recon kills but I still felt like a camping scrublord.
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>No healer
>no tank

But hanzo and genji are in every match, thanks quickcancer.
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>>152687676
>both slave escape Tracer skins with highlight intro
>both divegrass Lucio skins
>both Zarya armbreak skins
>Swiss army knife Mercy and "piss of khek" voice line
>a bunch of other shit I didn't care about

No diving Roadhog spray though ;___;
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>>152688580
>crosses out zarya
lol senpai 10/10 vid memes how do i vote this up.
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>>152688336
i've gotten that fucking junkrat intro 3 times

meanwhile, no mercy skin over 62 levels.

>tfw just over 4 hours left
>tfw i might try once more but currently feel totally defeated
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>>152683413
AHOOGA
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>>152688659
you dont do damage to rein shields
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>>152688804
What is a pallam and what do you mean by ice cream story?
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>>152685470
>Rein charges someone and Zarya shields, she is close to max charge. Unavoidable.
Wrong, you can only get 50% off any one barrier
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>>152688962

>Healing done

That clutch 76 deflect
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>>152689071
you mean ana nade
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>>152688962
>healing done
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>>152688986
Don't play dumb i know this is you pallam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pimW3y8DRnQ

now tell me your favourite ice cream story
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>>152688947
>Just need Track and field to have 100% Tracer items
>>
Someone post cute Genderbent shimada brothers.
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> playing bastion on attack
> team is rattled
> POTG is me setting up behind enemy team and mowing them down for a team kill

It's the little things
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>>152687676
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>>152683234
scream rape, and then realize i will get sued for being misogyny, even if she rapes me for real after that.
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>>152688321
wanna be my healslut anon?
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>>152689151
reflected Ana shots perhaps?

Does it actually work that way?
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Can you deflect nanoboost
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>>152688947
Just try again next year. Summer games will be back.
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>>152683413
stronk
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>>152688947
TRADING W H E N
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last 10 boxes have all been 3 whites and a blue.
why dont they want me to have sprinter tracer? i bought their shitty games was that not enough
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>>152689342
you can reflect her nade and it heals you and puts a debuff on her

i did it yesterday and she got mad in chat
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>>152683234
The world needs more hugs.
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>>152688638
I'd put a baby inside you.
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>>152689307
maybe, it depends if you're EU, otherwise, i have nothing else to do
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>>152688824
>watched him once because of the charity stream
>he literally spent twenty minutes saying "MAH CAMBAH" in the whiniest most annoying voice ever because apparently genji shitters are immature and whiny
>few minutes pass and he starts again

tl;dr moonmoon is that retard in twitch chat who spams unfunny memes until someone gives him a time out, then makes a new account and starts all over again
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>>152689420
>trading
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>>152683057
Looks like Zarya ate 100 cheeseburgers
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>>152688963
Uh yeah you do. How do you think his shield breaks >>152688986
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>>152689573
HATS WHEN
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>>152683057
That is actually some really great cosplay.

Zarya as an actual female body type is virtually nonexistant so I can't hold that against her, and that armor is amazing.
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>>152689224

No better feeling
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Why does the Olympics Tracer have the initials for Gibralter on her shirt? I thought she was from London or whatever
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>>152688229
>Spent hours in qp trying for this
>endlessly grappling up walls
>rarely if ever had the opportunity to shoot someone
>missed anyways
>give up
>Headshot a pavement pork as he's ulting me
>got smooth as silk because apparently I was 1 foot off the ground.

Th - thanks Blizzard.
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>>152689602
it doesnt go to the damage statistic. I know this because I broke a rein shield and didnt get a single point added to the stat
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How long does it usually take for something to go from ptr to the live game? I really want that new reinhardt skin. And that new level looks cool.
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>>152689661
(YOU)
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>>152689548
>hop on any Twitch stream
>broadcaster is some annoying shouting faggot who's trying too hard to be funny
>people fucking love it
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>>152689621

But then, why zarya?

Cosplayers constantly make a big deal about "BODY BEAUTIFUL" and cosplaying whoever they like regardless of size

Then why do all the ugly hambeasts cosplay Mei (Thinking she's fat instead of wearing a thick coat) and Zarya? (Because apparently big and in great shape = fat ugly hambeast)
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>>152689661
Are you for real?
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>>152689548

That's his style. He's a memer but he can be a genuine player too.
I didn't know D.va's DM can block shots from the sides until I watched him
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>>152689661
Great BRitain
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>>152689548
Moonmoon is that retard that makes 15000 bucks a month in subscriber money.
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>>152689548
he does it ironically because he hates shit like "xD"
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>>152689771
Usually a week or so.

Idk why they wouldn't add eichenwalde today though, they opened it for testing in the middle of the week so maybe they were getting it ready for today considering it probably doesn't need extensive testing
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>>152689771

They said new patch will hit live early september
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>>152689589
Well I'd argue that this cosplayer is about 90 pounds overweight.

90 X 3500 calories per pound of fat is 315,000 calories of fat.

Now let's assume the cheeseburgers that you're talking about is a mcdonald cheeseburger. which has about 285 calories per cheeseburger.

That's over 1,100 burgers anon.

Just picture a room with that many burgers in it.
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FUCKING FINALLY

Now the only achievement left is Zen's
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>152687414
She's chubby/thicc. Not fat.
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>>152683413
I feel inadequate
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>>152689548
>>152688824
I played against moonmoon once or twice and each time he spammed twitch memes in the ingame chat. He was also not very good, he kept letting me charge fuck him as reinhardt instead of flying away
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>>152686702
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>>152689987
> tfw 25 hours on zen and no rapid discord
> tfw 40 hours on Lucio and no Floor is lava

Life is suffering
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>>152689548
Most streamers that are good at vidya have at least one of the following
>nasal voice
>memespouting
>meme music
>>
>overtime
>fucking pharah the only one on the payload
>gets in the air to ult
>overtime is over

Soo, this fat tumor can contest while being frozen but pharah can't when she's in the air? nice, really fucking nice.
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>>152690130
>there's actually blood in game
OH SHII~
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>>152683363
I. AM. MOTHER. RUSSIA.
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>>152688253
>D.Va and Junkrat sleep deprived and possibly inebriated flying around blasting Gasolina
It fits so well, it feels like it's canon.
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>>152687895
How could you not pick Pharah?

She had no downsides, just don't fuck the grandma and its not like her mom is around a lot anyway
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>>152690039
jack morrison is ugly
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>Just picture a room with that many burgers in it.

I did, and then I pictured thiccfags force-feeding Mei them after binding her to a chair. End my existence.
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>>152690141
Floor is lava is a nightmare, even with the push-off trick
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>Solo queue for QP
>Enemy team has 3 man premade
>level 400 genji + dedicated Zen healer and Zarya shields

LOVE IT
GREAT MATCHMAKING
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>>152690234
Most points have to have a vertical limit. Think about how broken it would be to have a Lucio contesting the point on numbani while surfing the top of those buildings. Or even going to the very top of the temple of Anubis, people already have enough difficulty getting him off the pharaoh in the center, imagine that x100
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What does /owg/ think of that finnish guy Markraas?
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How to fix Symmetra:

-When Symmetra shields an ally she gains +10 to her shields for a maximum of +50

-Turret placement animation sped up by %50

-Amount of turrets placed from 6 to 8

-New ability: Symetra can place/build a dispenser device that will do 15+HPS

-Teleporter: 50% more hp

-Either increase her speed or beam range

There, now she can be used for more situations instead of just first point.
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>>152689661
Jokes aside, you know how every map has the flag on the loadscreen? Ilios has the greece flag, route 69 the american flag, and so forth...

Ever notice how Gibraltar doesn't have any flag on the loadscreen? It's because spaniards and/or brits would get butthurt if any one flag was on there and it wasn't their preferred one
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>>152689987
So what were the conditions? QP with several Symmetras, or something? That cheevo seems like it's impossible to get, without serious rigging. I don't understand what Blizzard was thinking with it.
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>>152689206
He looks like a gunslinging Mugen from Samurai Champloo.
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>>152686702
you cannot top this
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>>152690515
Falklands/Maledives map when
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>>152690436
I've done the Lijiang:Garden wall ride so many times now and still don't have it.

I've literally gotten more triple kills than I can count but I can't seem to get on that wall across the bride in time.

It's even harder when you consider I play on console [\spoiler]
>>
IMOUTO EXPOSED

voice filter reversed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16f1CyCqtwO
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>>152683234
Let her hug me
Whats the worst that can happen?
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>>152690489
>increase her speed
Not gonna happen. For some reason they have decided that every character move as slowly as a sloth.
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>>152690554
Dunno, I still haven't got it but there are Symmetra players (I'm one of them) that stick with her to the end of the match. Some use her on KOTH. There's a lot of opportunities there.
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>>152690554
I got lucky, the enemy team had 2 Symmetras on Anubis defense. I just ran in with Dva and destroyed the tps without actually killing anyone.

Basically if the enemy has a Symmetra on defense, try to drag out the game as long as you can and go for teleports only. You can even feed like 75% of an ult charge to her if you just go next to her with Dva
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>>152690650
>Mei slowly backs away
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>>152690723
I'd put a baby inside you.
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>>152690723
say lewd things in that voice anon. ty in advance.
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>>152690748
>Fish head with legs and vagina or human head with fish legs and no vaginia
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>>152690554
I got it when my team fucked up for long enough that I could destroy the same Symmetra's teleporter in the same spot 3 times.

Basically the enemy needs to be retarded and your team as well.
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>>152690748
HotaWatch wins this battle
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>>152690432
Reaper is Crona
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>>152690723
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Why do people think Sombra ISN'T Talon or at least working with current Reaper?
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>>152689507
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>>152690312
>we don't know what we did
>but apparently we've beaten Talon
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>Level 299
>Summer loot ends in a few hours
>still no Taegeugki
WHY CAN'T QUICK PLAY FIND A GAME RIGHT AWAY???
Also when does the 22k xp grind start?
>>
SOMBRA voice clip leaked

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19D7lXqGFFl

You guys think its real?
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>>152689903
And here I wasted my time in school could have been a free man
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>>152690723
holy shit I'm laughing so hard ahahahhaha my fucking sides

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uO08A9jvca
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>>152690723
What if this is STILL a voice filter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
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>>152688638
>How do you feel about Mei?

I like her and her design, I can't seem to get the timing of her m2 down though. Other Mei's I see fire that off quick and with ease. For me it seems to take forever to shoot and it bothers the fuck out of me.
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>>152691187
>You guys think its real?

I can imagine her say that, yes
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>>152690432
>the Rein
eliminated Reaper
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>>152690554
The Symmetra has to stay on her most of the game for you to get it. I remember when I literally had to tell my friends to jump off the payload in the last 5m because I was in the middle of killing the last Teleporter for the chievement. And yeah, once I killed the third one I told everyone not to destroy he teleporter if they found it.

However, sometimes the other team will meme out and try to stack Symmetras. If they do that just go Winston and get his achievement while doing the teleporter one as well. I've done the achievement relatively easily his way as well
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>>152691187
I knew you would sound like a prepubescent faggot.
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>>152691047
You know you want it Jackie.
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>>152691187
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>>152690738

Genji and Tracer run faster than the rest of the roster tho
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>>152690949
Honestly who cares? You hear me? WHO THE FUCK CARES? Just a new character that will be popular for the fisrt 2 weeks and then become underused hero. She'll be as one-dimensional and "interesting" as any other character. You're making much ado about nothing.
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>>152691286
>Would you put a baby inside her.

I would damn well try to
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>>152691221
REVERSE THE FILTER
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>>152690473
He's Finnish? explains why his doodles are so godlike
>>
Where does mei fit into a comp? Can she replace a dps or does that cost your team too much damage? Can she replace a tank because she can block a lot of damage and has enough hp to not qualify as a squishy? Does she replace a support and you just tell the other one to switch to lucio for more healing output or fuck off?
>>
>/owg/ is now /soc/
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>>152690554
How to fix Symmetra:

-Allies in proximity of a sentry turret have a (potentially stacking) reduced delay before their shield begins regenerating.

-Allies at full shields receive a (potentially stacking) modest health regeneration near sentry turrets. Does not apply when allies do not have shields.

-Remove crippling movement speed reduction when placing turrets
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Fucking hell the event is still going on? Let me live my god damn life already blizzard, end this shit for fucks sake.
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>>152683254
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>you will never be gengu
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>>152691446
She replaces a DPS slot.
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>>152690554
>King's Row
>enemy team had a competent Symmetra
>just kept blinking behind enemy lines and keeping a look out for where they were emerging from
>match didn't even have to drag out before I got it

Sometimes you just luck out.
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>>152690473
I like his silly doodles, Finns have the best memes.
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>>152688638
kill urself em
>>
We need a massive campaign of Hanzo discrimination
Refuse to play along with Hanzos
Heal no Hanzos
Boost no Hanzos
Refuse to resurrect your team because it may resurrect a Hanzo
Go Mei and constantly iceblock Hanzo

Possibly also repeat all the above for Widowmaker
>>
>>152691507
Meant to quote
>>152690489
>>
was the summer event extended?

I still see the olympics themed background and can buy summer games loot boxes

was it a mistake? or we got an extra week?
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>>152691684
>Go Mei and constantly iceblock Hanzo

exactly what I've been doing
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>>152690950
Are there other editions
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>>152691596
It looks nerfed enough teebeeaytch
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>>152688638
fuck off attention whore
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>>152691446
if the enemy team is running the 2/2/2 meta, she doesn't really fit all that well

you can't replace a healer because a team with 1 more healer always has an advantage
you can't replace a tank because you need a rein/d.va to block damage or else you will be at a disadvantage, and zarya is a mandatory pick in almost every situation because she's so broken
only possible choice is to have one less DPS and hope the mei can aim her icicles
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>Want to play tank or support
>None of my teammates can ever fucking aim as offense characters
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>>152691732
You get until 4:00 PM PST today to get the last Summer Items
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>ywn buy imouto lingerie and make her healslut while wearing it
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>>152690950
Why do I have a stiffy from this.

Am I going to hell?
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>>152692083
>ywn slowly choke the life out of imouto until she dies to death
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>>152692009
HERE COMES DAT BOT
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NoxgVTTIPY
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>>152684203
>>152684203
You can make winston work in certain circumstances.
>leap is great and has zero cooldown - fuck up snipers from behind, you don't even need to kill them, just distract enough so they don't shoot your team.
>harass supports
>fuck shit up for tracers and genjis
Don't think of yourself as a tank - you're poking flanker/assassin - the moment you lose half your health leap back dropping the shield on the way so they wont shoot ya.
Ulti just to distract and scatter or save your life.
He is on the weaker side but certainly can be ok if used properly. The shields do not fit his lore but imho replacing half hp with them would fit his playstyle
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>>152692083
So is the orbiter phase starting?
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>>152690723

Genuinely thought that was soldier 76 when you started.

Do the same voice but without the WISE GUY inflection
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>>152692000
>no one utilizes your shields, heals or ults
>no one kills shit
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>>152691596
>you will never rough fuck D.va while you choke her.
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patch when
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>>152692000
everyone complains about having no healers or whatever but this is a much bigger problem in comp than anything else

I have twice as much playtime on mccree and soldier 76 than any other hero in comp because if I don't play them I'll lose most of my matches because our mccree can't fucking hit a winston standing still
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>>152692009
HOLY SHIT, it gets better every time I see it man, you are a riot, love you bro, never give up.

He's doing push ups!
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>Try to have fun
>Enemy has Hanzo/Genji duo queue
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>7000 damage dealt
>4 eliminations

Tank and healer nerfs when.
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>>152692193
OH SHIT PUSH UP

GREAT MAYMAYXDD
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>tfw new hanzo
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>decide to play mercy
>everyone is out for my blood
I had no idea it was this serious.
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Why is Torb's gun so fucking good.
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>>152692324
And then they proceed to blame the healer.
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>>152692275
>ywn lock anon-kun in chastity and bully him until he cries and begs you to let him out
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>>152692000
>attack
>ult as Zen to support a push
>they still fucking stand at the chokepoint waiting to get killed
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>People intentionally throwing/trolling on PTR ranked
>haha PTR doesn't even matter!! xD

Technically ranked on main client doesn't matter either you idiots
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Why are people so stupid. I'm playing Zarya calling out i have my ult ready and tell them to group up on me. I land a solid ult which would be a game changer with 4 people in it and no reinhart shield. it's only me firing bombs at it and my team fucked off.
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>>152691507
>>152690489
I like these ideas.
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>>152686762
He's like a fleshlight inside.

Soft but tight with a firm pleasing texture.
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>>152692612
PTR stats will get wiped when the patch goes live
Live stats stay on your profile forever
it's a pretty big difference
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whats up with the battle net launcher?
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>>152692773
ok reddit
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>>152692612
ptr is a joke anon, I almost got Diamond and I was playing half asleep

that don't mean I'll also get Diamond when I play live so what's the point.
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>>152686762
He's just a cyborg
Omnics are built from scratch
>>
PATCH WHEN
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>>152692291
I'm english it's really hard for me to stay in an american accent unless it's a wise guy for some reason
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>>152691596
>D.Va's butt size reduced by 15% in next patch
For real though, she's got a pretty tight little seat going on.
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>>152693034
hopefully never
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>>152693034
wolf skin hanzo
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Which Overwatch girl has the best butt? Tracer?
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>>152693034
Winston.

Next.
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This new map really fucking sucks. The characters that are already strong completely dominate it and the useless ones are even more useless than normal.
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>>152693189
Widow & Mei by far
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>>152693034
Hanzo's wolf suit
also Roadhog is a pig
and then there's B.Va (and White rabbit)
Pharah wants to be a bird
and Widowmkaer is a spider
what more do you want?
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>>152692704
Everytime.
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>>152693096
>she's got a pretty tight little seat going on.
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>>152693034
>>152693130
Literally Winston.
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>>152693034
You already got Harambe, so never.
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>>152692917
>load up the launcher for the first time today
>PATCH HAPPEN
>it's the stealth patch people have been talking about all day
o-okay...
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>>152693365
I've never seen an image fail to load like that on 4chan but I still clicked it, fuck you.
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>It's a "flankers don't kill the Mercy" episode
>It's a POTG where your team make the push of their lives and kill everyone but the Mercy only for the Mercy to drop and revive everyone episode
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>no fox pyromancer shota hero that has fireballs like zenyater and a flamethrower like mei and it also burns you for 30 damage if it hits and also he can do a big fireball

:/
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this guy said like 12 times in chat he won't heal because there was a Mcree on our team, and then blamed our loss on the guy playing Mcree

we actually won
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>>152693584
sounds gay
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>We can't authenticate you right now. Please try again later
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>152693529
>this is exactly what happened in my last few matches
>i was the only one ignoring most defenders and heading straight towards Mercy
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>>152690489
Some of these aren't too bad but probably aren't going to happen.

I say remove shield E and make it her passive, it'll operate the same as it used to only automatically.

Give her a new E, maybe the dispenser thing

Remove slowdown on turret placement, no need for it whatsoever.

Remove the 3 sentry limit and reduce cooldown.

A potentially crazy thing I suggest is potentially making the Sentries the dispensers, let them operate like Ana's biotic rifle. Sure, if you have all 6 up that would be a crazy amount of healing for one person to get....but still easily countered by simply going the other direction or sending winston/explosives into the room.
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>>152693529
When I play Reaper Mercy is the only one I target until she's dead.

She made me this way...
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>>152693868
2 spoopy
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Widowmaker rework concept:

>Venom Mine

-Area of effect increased from 3 metres to 5 metres (Detonation and explosion)
-Arming time reduced to 1 second after hitting a surface
-Venom mine now slows victims, reducing movement speed by 20%, for the duration

>Widow's Kiss: Assault mode

Reworked

-No longer suffers from spread/bloom
-Instead now suffers from damage sharply dropping from 13 damage per round to 6 damage per round past 40 metres

>Grappling Hook

-Fixed to be more fucking reliable rather than stick to a random object on screen and doing nothing
-Range increased from 20 metres to 30 metres
-Cooldown reduced from 12 seconds to 10 seconds
-Can now anchor to surfaces and repel up and down, hanging upside down (POV is obviously right side up, merely a visual effect like genji backflip)

>Infra-Sight

Reworked entirely

Renamed "Thrill of the hunt"

-Grants the old effect for 12 seconds, down from 15
-Any kills made by Widow during the effect prolong the effect by 2 seconds
-Venom Mine deploys sticky webbing on victims during the effect, reducing their speed by 60% instead of 20%

Haters will call me crazy, saying "thats wayyyy too broken wtf why is her ult good now"

I say fuck you, she's shit, her ult does nothing compared to meta heroes, blizz hasnt gone far enough with the spider motif, venom mine and grappling hook suck, her primary fire sucks, Hanzo being good completely invalidates her as a hero because he has a slightly weaker version of her ultimate on a 20 second cooldown etc.

Hero is a candidate for bottom 2 heroes of the game along with bastion and needs serious work

Which is crazy considering back when she had the scope glitch and 150 damage body shots she was considered broken
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Why are people STILL memeing about harambe?
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>>152693960
tl;dr
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>>152693868
>hey Reaper, hey Reaper
>look at me look at me!
>don't you think my design is edgy? eh. eh
>Reaper, hey Reaper!
she just wants Sempai to notice her
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>>152694013
my dick has been out for weeks
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>>152693960
>rework

fuck off
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>>152693189
Widowmaker, how is this even a question?
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>>152694013
As I posted that this shit happens
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>>152693960
>Can now anchor to surfaces and repel up and down, hanging upside down

They had this back in testing. Didn't work very well as Widow became an easily picked off stationary target.
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>>152694013
KGB shilling to make non-RU-CN countries even dumber
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>Lijiang tower
>we get 3 roadhogs that lose to 3 winstons

WAKE ME UP
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>Meet some guy a while bacjk, become friends
>He starts hitting on me recently
>Not interested in men(or women for that matter)
>Tell him this, tell me he's cool about it
>gradually starts getting crabby with me, hostile
>Eventually stops talking to me
>lose a good friend because I didn't show interest in him
>he was a nice guy too
>Sometimes it sucks being a woman
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>>152694105
Holy shit, that would be cute.
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>>152692612
>Technically ranked on main client doesn't matter either you idiots

It doesn't, but there are too many people who don't find fun in anything else but seeing their rank go up. Normies have been conditioned to see everything as a competition because that's what real life is. They obviously don't find QP fun, but since they don't have anything else to do, they still play it and troll everyone with "le it's just QP, lets pick 6 Symmetras on attack xD"

When comp comes back, they will go away and start pursuing top 500 and career as a pro gamer again. QP will be for people who are playing for fun, not winning at any cost.
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Quick, which is the best Rein highlight intro
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>>152694198

Thats true now though because she has to essentially stand still to scope.

At least if she could hang upside down she'd have the ability to hide in some good spots and catch people by surprise before she had to move again

Her lack of mobility in combat means she's just standing exactly where everyone expects her to stand every single game
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>>152694278
>Not interested in men(or women for that matter)
*tips*
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>>152694226
The KGB is defunct everywhere in the former Soviet Union (with the exception of, interestingly enough, Belarus).
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>>152694198

Meanwhile Pharah. Then again what can we expect from devs that forgot Mercy's damage amplify was 50% at one point and didn't work out.
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>>152694278
nice blog cunt
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>>152694314
Hammer down.
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>yfw high noon is 4:20
>yfw thats a blunt
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What's the memiest all 6 of the same team?
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>>152694278
KING'S ROW
I
N
G
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S

R
O
W
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>>152694105
what if sombra is a little girl with a skeleton motif
or a little girl robot with a skeleton motif
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>>152694314

Charge

With a skin that doesnt show face
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>>152694290
>>152694105
they probably share the same edgy aesthetic
edgy goth-cyberpunk latinos
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>>152691507
Oh fug, just had a different idea.

Shouldn't be too far-fetched to have a fourth health pool type that's a mix of shields and armor. Symmetra shit is hard-light, right?

Symmetra's E now grants 25 hard-light shields - An HP pool that regenerates and has armor damage reduction. For each ally she has shielded, 10 of her shield hitpoints are replaced with hard-light shield points

Make this a thing. Seriously.
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How do we make Seagull and the boys great again?
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>>152694394
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>>152694343
Okay
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>>152694413
rein, roadhog, torb, winston
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>>152694278
Why do you think men on the internet talk to you? Do you think it's because your interesting or funny or something? NO! It's because they want nudez and/or pussy
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>>152694508
track their calories/eat good food/good sleep cycle/exercise would help them focus
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>>152694413
Winston

It's objectively shit and you'll lose but at the same time you can do a six-gorilla alpha strike drop assault
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>>152694385
>>152694472


Hmm i guess ill use hammer down with stonehardt and then get charge to use it with the new skin
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>>152690659
>maledives
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>>152694278
N U M B A N I
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I
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RIP American McCree

I don't see myself getting it in time

I won't get to represent the great country of Murrica whenever I play you
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>>152694628
>Hi there.
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>>152694508
someone please tell me who is who in this pic
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>>152694508
Iron out those jewcurls
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>>152694278
HANAMURA
A
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A
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>>152694342
>>152694369

http://vocaroo.com/i/s044CQAz4Uck
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>>152694013
>>152694176
Last weekend my friend and the other 6man team agreed to go all Winston, only one (1) reference to Harambe, the rest was Rise of the Planet of the Apes references and local football (divegrass) fans because they act like monkeys when a match happens
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>>152693960
>Hey lets make the bad even worse!
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>sleep a reaper
>your McCree high noons right on top of him
I can only imagine how hard he must've gave up.
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>>152694695
>did somebody say...
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>>152694508
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LEL
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>>152694394
> me and gf love overwatch
> she laughs her ass off every time I pull out my barbecue lighter and spin it on my finger saying "it's high noon" before smoking a bowl
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>>152694508
What the fuck are these meme chairs and why does everyone have one
>inb4 Stop sitting like a noob
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>>152683413
I didnt think my comp stuff was so high. I dont recall ever playing reaper in comp.
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Anyong
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>>152694462
>Edgy lil' grill that has a crush on Reaper/S76
>Keeps sending coded messages to them, making them think they are important messages, but the messages are the usual "notice me senpai"
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>>152694508

>Bigs vs slims matchup

who wins?
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>>152694013
this game has a gorilla in it
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>>152694851
based ape
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>>152694859
This is high quality bait desu
>>
>constantly forced to play support
>constantly have to play with lobotomie patients

I thought this game was supposed to be fun? Do people really enjoy dying over and over again without switching?
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>Genji can reflect Pharah ult
>Pharah in general

fuck
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>>152694781
>he thinks he's fooling anyone
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>>152694559
Yeah, go vote for Hillary and her Saudi backers in Russia. Soros himself might give you the Golden Goy reward.
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Imagine catching Tracer mid-blink by her head
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>>152694859
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>>152694829
[PTSD INTENSIFYING]
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>>152692454
>19% accurazy
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>Be Reaper
>walk to point
>see enemies, left click, instantly kill them
>get to point
>mercy revives
>q, gets POTG, emotes and sprays of course
>enemy pharah comes to get me
>shift, invincible for a couple of years
>come back, she's down slightly
>left click, she falls out of the sky dead
>GG EZ

seriously though I know every fucking day someone bitches about some character here but how is this fucking balanced
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>>152695082
fucking dreadlocks are so degenerate

its like having literal shit hanging from your head
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>>152695081
>mfw I got headshot by a hanzo mid-blink
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>>152695197
He is fucked by Tracer and McCree.
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>>152693960
>>152694335

Holy shit, would you let that dangling from a fucking wire shit go?!

If you can't understand why that shit is such a bad idea then uninstall this game and kill yourself.
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>>152695191
Junkrat accuracy and sub-junkrat damage
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https://twitter.com/dathrasi/status/764603826972143616

Quality
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>>152693529
I got a team kill right at the defenders spawn on Numbani but since Mercy was killed so early she respawned and res'd right after the horn.
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>>152695197
Oh fuck I forgot the best part!
>enemy shoots me
>walk over a dead body from a match 20 years ago
>fully healed
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>>152694864
>Those arms on the chairs
Those look uncpmfortable as fuck to sit in
>>
>Literally just got my 4th Track and Field tracer skin

why
>>
Is sombra 4chan?
>>
>be mercy
>pharah on my team
>fly after her, heal and damage boost her as she destroys the enemy team

I love this combination.
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>>152695283
I fucking better git gud. All the McCrees i play with get fucked and the last time I saw a Tracer go up against him he left clicked her in the fucking face.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/benzosexual/

looking for people to erp with me
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>>152695197
see >>152667963
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>>152695276
>mfw I got headshot by a honzo mid-blink
That was you?
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>>152694508
who is the bird in the picture?
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>>152695423
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>>152694997
But it's true....
>>
>>152695310
>couldn't be bothered to add sound effects from the game
>didn't put Reaper's head on the dummy
3/10
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>>152695468
Someone post the one with the McCree popping his head out
>>
Test
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>>152694781
>women think they are witty
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>>152695459
>this fucking weirdo again
it didn't work last time and it won't work this time, fuck off

>>152695467
>mfw
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>>152695423
Shipping aside, it really is the best feeling when the both of you wipe the enemy team three times in one game.
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>>152695486
Far left.
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>>152695620
I don't got that one, so how about this?
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>>152694868
haha good kills mate, I'm glad you posted this now everyone knows how good you are!
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>>152695459
did you play tf2
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>>152695506
I want to suck Mercy's big staff ;_;
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>>152695737
by his voice i thought he looks more... healthy
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Mei is for ____
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>>152695806
Didnt mean to sound like that mate. I just mostly play support.
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>>152686428
>give soldier b ack his accuracy
no
>buff a 360 shield
no. and his ult isnt completely garbage, people just get mad cuz they cant kill anyone with it even though winston is literally designed to disrupt and annoy the enemy team
>give 0 skill shitrat more spam
pleas no
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>>152695976
posting the original
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>>152695976
Post sad panda
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>>152695651
Reaper is the most balanced hero in the game.
>loud as fuck, anyone looking for you knows where to find you
>have to be directly in front of the enemy tam to scare them
>your ults slows you down and makes you an easy target
>psuedo-tanking skills because god knows your healers aren't going to do anything
>Keeps Reinhardt in check
>Keeps Zarya in check
>Makes Winston obsolete
>has fun voicelines
>makes you want to pat him on the head and say he did good
What's not to love?
>>
>>152694508
is that mclovin in the middle
>>
>>152695976
accidentally nanoboosting
>>
>>152695976
source
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>>152696039
t. Lucio/Zenyatta/McCree main
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What counters Zarya and McCree?
Hard mode: No "don't shoot her shield", because my teammates will
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>>152696002
now i feel bad, I just enjoy shitposting that's all

I'm not actually 12
>>
>>152696048
>>152696046
>>152696127
http://i.imgur.com/kQvkUjS.jpg
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>Widowmaker still garbage
>New map favors her counters more than her
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>>152695976

>>152696242
Reaper.
Unskilled McCree's can't just hit m2 to kill you.
>>
>>152696297
The new map is literally Hanzoville
>>
>>152696128
lol? ok then? 0 minutes on zen and lucio and 20 on mcmeme

can people stop replying with
>t. x main
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>>152695423
>>
>>152696039
>>give soldier b ack his accuracy
>no
i understand all the others but why not this one? soldier is garbage atm with no reason to pick him
>>
>>152696358
With the size and speed of those arrows everymap is
>>
>>152696332
desu it's not hard to stun reaper and shoot his head twice
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>alt-tab
>tab lights up, I've found a game
>leave it a sec to type hot 4chan posts
>instantly kicked due to inactivity
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>>152696242
>What counters Zarya
Reaper, Tracer.

>McCree?
Another McCree. Tanks, technically.
>>
>>152696465
>desu it's not hard to stun reaper and shoot his head twice

If the reaper is holding shift, yes it is.
>>
>>152696448
at least it still doesn't work around corners
>>
>>152695507
>Implying anyone here has a gf
;-;
>>
>>152696332
Wut? I stun right click melee Reapers to death all the time
>>
>Temple of Anubis
>last control point
>try popping shots off as McCree for fun
>ult half way
>entire enemy team sitting on the pad
>randomly nano boosted
>think it's an accident and look for other teammates
>none
>Nana Ana stares me down
>quickly fire off three shots in a panic
>kill 3 enemies
>rest scatter

I totally meant to do it. Yep. No worry, I so had it!

Please warn me before boosting, Nana
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>>152683625

I had to play against 6 Mei in Hanamura once, they simply blocked both entrances with ice walls and won...
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>>152695506
far superior version here

this makes my dick rock hard
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>>152685308
>You're talking out of your ass so much about McCree's ult when there are countless of ways to nullify it easily.

Not really when it's coordinated, you can't do anything to a McCree behind Reinhardt or paired with Zarya if you don't have your own shield up.
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>>152696268
>that stomach
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>>152696242
>Zarya
Reaper, Roadhog, Reinhardt, Ana

>McCree
Another McCree with better aim, Widowmaker, Junkrat, soon Spamzo.
>>
How do I fucking deal with Dva? she seems to do so much damage on top of other shit
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/owg/ told me that there would be a Sombra reveal today, yesterday. Where is she?
>>
>>152696242
>what counters zarya and mccree

That depends on what you mean by counter.

Mid range slow but consistent poke damage is actually pretty good against Zarya. Like a mccree or a mei. They don't have enough burst damage at range for zaryas shield to gain as much charge as the zarya wants to. Close range reaper shits all over zarya.
>>
>>152696786
She's not coming out
>>
>>152696083
He's an edgy piece of shit that's way too easy to use

That being said I love killing the shit out of reapers with pharah
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>>152696786
>implying sombra will ever be in-game
>>
>>152696689
Dude whats wrong with you
>>
>>152689621
>Zarya as an actual female body type is virtually nonexistant
>>
>>152696786
>Blizz says they're looking to release a new hero every 3 months or so
>just got Ana

Give up. We aren't getting Sombra until Blizzcon. This ARG shit is a waste of time.
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>Fight a Mccree
>On his last square, he's on the ropes while I'm over half
>Flashbang'd
>Fans the hammer
>Dead
How the fuck do you counter this?
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>>152695750
>>
>All defense heroes are shit
>Blizzard thinks this is fine
>People want a new character to be added instead of making the ones we already have playable.
>>
>>152696836
Reaper can easily shoot down Pharah unless Pharah is like 100 meters away
>>
>>152696439
hes not garbage lol, you literally cannot hit him because he just spams you with bullets making ur aim flinch, helix rockets does alot of damage, he can sprint everywhere, has the easiest ult in the game which is ridiculous with ana ult, aoe fast heal, reloading time is too short

literally a fucking article on this stupid fucking hero
>>
>>152696786
you get nothing
aside from the games balance being even further broken when they push the shitty ptr changes live
>>
>>152696242
>Hard mode: No "don't shoot her shield", because my teammates will
Try shooting her shield WITH your teammates and kill her.
>>
>>152696826
>Sombra still in the closet
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last event lootcrate for me, still no americree. Kill me.
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>>152695506
*gurgle*
>>
So when is teamwork getting nerfed
>>
>>152696083
>>makes you want to pat him on the head and say he did good
Reaper does not make me want to do this, what's wrong with you?
>>
>>152696786
Probably be reveled around Blizzcon/Day of the Dead
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>>152696937
>>
>die as tank support with my team
>my team then slaughters all of them

This happens mostly when I'm playing very close to my team actively shielding them/healing them

I really don't understand how they manage to keep doing it when they wait until it's 5v6
>>
>>152696786
Because Doomfist is coming first
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>Get a purple and a legendary in one box
>It's a duped Lúcio emote and Sunyatta
>>
>>152697236
cover up the watermelon with your finger and it looks like a hardcore abortion
>>
>>152696937
Super muscular men aren't common either. Night clubs always have tons of roid abusing guidos but I never see them in any other public place. I guess lifting and partying is all they do.
>>
>>152695750
This needs fixing, I die to so much bullshit from Hanzo as Tracer.
>>
>>152695946
>a woman is fugly
>virgins defend her to the death and call her their waifu
>virgins complain that he isn't beautiful
lol
>>
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>>152696083
You didn't really earn it but you triggered me just enough. Take it and go.
>>
>>152697035

So you're a rank 30 person who got dumped on by a 76 once and it hurt your feelings?
>>
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>>152696517
FUCKING HATE THIS FEEL
>>
>>152697012
I mean it makes sense from our point of view doesn't it?
>we want to have more variety
>well we're not buffing the old characters but we're going to release new characters
>oh cool so lets get excited about this new character that might add variety to the game

also

>blizzard says they have no intention of buffing defense heroes
>they are buffing hanzo to crazy fucking levels with its current patch
>they are buffing mei to try to make her viable
>both are defense heroes
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>>152697327
>>
Why are competitive players so autistic? I can't play through a single qp anymore without people bitching about "next season" needing to start asap.

I'm sure your rank 40 games are much higher quality than this.
>>
>>152696517
>posting top tier D.Va ass in the general
>struggle to find that right image
>kicked
>>
>>152697035
Why not just play McCree or Reaper instead, unless your team literally has no healer, and that only happens in quickplay?
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>they didnt capture the first point
>we didn't capture the first point
>defeat
>>
>>152695197
Reaper is easily the most balanced hero in the game.

If your name is:
- Tracer
- McCree
- Genji

and you die to reaper/can't shut him down, then you suck. Just don't stand in front of him xD
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Just looked at my stats and I don't understand how the calculation works. I mean it's either no one uses the most overpowered ability in the game, or it's accross all heroes. I don't for a second beleive I can be "top 1%" in anything.
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>>152697298
hey if it works, it works.
Maybe the enemy team used all their abilities/reload to take you down, leaving them vulnerable to the rest of your team
>>
>grinded from 82-202 and still going
>still no nihon
nice event blizzard! xdd
>>
>>152697426
by "defense heroes" they mean "no turrets or snipers allowed"
>>
anybody got the template of >>152687676 ?
>>
>>152697570
I got that and I don't even play Genji.
>>
>>152697584
Hanzo is a sniper
>>
>match just starts
>countdown timer to begin
>everyone jumping around and waiting
>lean over and take a drink
>game instantly reminds me that inactivity will get me kicked

Please stop that. I didn't move for all of 10 seconds, you can chill. Game hadn't even let us venture out yet.
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>Eichenwalde
>projectile hitboxes

How do these things get QC? How to people dream this shit up? What was Blizzard thinking?
>>
It's the 23rd, why has the menu not changed yet? I'm tired of zarya trying to intimidate me with her muscles
>>
>>152697035
>spams you with bullets making ur aim flinch
there isn't even aim punch / flinch in the game so no idea what you're on about.

soldier is just a really bad pick when you could pick mccree.
>>
>>152697236
This girl looks like a muscle bound version of my chubby boss.
>>
A few balance changes
Genji's reflect removed
D.Va's shield matrix removed
Zarya's bubbles removed
Winston's shields removed
S:76's biotic field removed
McCree's flashbang removed
Roadhog's hook removed
Mei removed
All snipers removed
All healers removed
All ults removed
>>
>>152697493
No, it's us QP players who want comp elitists and bored trolls to go away.

See >>152694312
>>
>>152697883
Yikes you're bad
>>
>>152697024
Must be some shitty pharahs youve seen, reaper is almost a non issue, hes two rockets away from shifting away and if he doesnt hes dead
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>>152697721
>he has some fucking thong up on his ass

I'm not even into Genji but lord almighty that firm ass
>>
>>152697547
Keep playing. It also factors in your win rate and games played.
>>
>>152697737
it's happening in a few hours.

>tfw i won't get a not shit zarya skin for at least another year

>>152697883
>Zarya's bubbles removed
Just remove zarya if you remove her bubbles.
>>
>>152697883
Remove the game while your at it
>>
>>152697584
>>152697679
OHK snipers aren't a good idea in a game where TTK is seconds. Nobody wants them except COD rejects. Turrets have no place in a PVP game. Could say that stuns don't either, but I guess it's too late to change that.
>>
>>152697737
She's trying to seduce you.
>>
>>152698007
Ah, here's a more recent one.
>>
>>152697883
Also forgot to remove Junkrat's traps
Impairing movement is a cancerous mechanic, just like healer classes in general and denying damage.
>>
>>152697547
You're playing D.va post buff, off course your damage blocked average would be higher.

DM was useless before the patch
>>
>>152697496
You're doing the lord's work anon, god bless. You don't deserve these punishments.
>>
>>152698197
Are you that autist who hates any FPS that's not sniper wars? Overwatch clearly isn't for you. You could just play a game that doesn't have most of that from the start.
>>
Why is every other person in this game mentally retarded? Do people enjoy losing or something?
>>
>>152698197
At least post some decent b8,
here is your (You)
>>
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>>152697721
>That ass
Why? Why did they do that to a cyborg? Is he secretly a prostitute?
>>
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>>152697883
>>
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>>152698175
i want to hug D.Va and take her to a nice dinner place
>>
>>152697531
>if you're not bad then you're good!
>Just don't stand infront of him xD

what a stellar post
>>
>>152698389
Mercy got to mold Genji's cyborg body according to her tastes
>>
>>152698153
Ok now explain this stance with blizzard buffing hanzo. A character that can OHK most of the cast with a normal headshot or OHK most of the cast by using scatter arrow on their feet.
>>
How hard is it to understand that if we all died at the same time, I cannot put a teleporter up while we are currently ALL already walking back to the point?
It is too late, I died as soon as I got ult
>>
I know Blizzard wants Hanzo to be picked in comp
but giving him free headshots is insane
Hanzo is literally cancer on ptr
>>
>>152696926
>not wanting to bury you face up a big, bulbous ass and take long, deep inhales of a thick woman's pheromones

spotted the little bitch virgin everybody LMFAO
>>
>>152698447
Considering he's basically just a slow moving Scout with more HP to compensate he's pretty fucking correct for the most part. Anything with range will do and the devs intentionally made him really loud to give you an opportunity to detect an ambush.
>>
>>152697679
Lol hanzo is a sniper like an abrams is a sniper
>>
>>152696547
This. I love the Western shootouts that occur. Nothing gets someone irked quicker than killing them with their own character. ESPECIALLY with a fan o' the hammer.
>>
>>152698645
Those aren't pheromones, that's shit particles
>>
>>152698153
Gee it's a good thing this game doesn't have anything retarded like McCree one-shotting most heroes with a discord orb on them, then. Or Hanzo getting buffed in the next patch. Or three fucking characters that revolve around turret play.
>>
>>152698515
She's got good taste. Ass and thighs are the best parts of a dude.
>>
>>152698764
turbo faggot virgin confirmed

kill yourself kid
>>
>>152698764
This
>>
>>152698153
>turrets don't either

Fuck you people who didn't play Tf2 before this game and are coming from other shooters desu.
>>
in like 5 posts use this thread dont make a new one
>>152687235
>>152687235
>>152687235
>>152687235
>>152687235
>>152687235
>>
>>152698515
So Mercy's taste are prostitutes with ass and garterbelts?
>>
>>152697883
only good change is removing ults
>>
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https://youtu.be/VFVf148tRJE

the real fat
>>
>>152698678
You're right, Hanzos destructive power is more comparable to an abrams than a sniper.
>>
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>>152698847
>wanting to smell "women" instead of sniffing your healslut's boypussy after you've thoroughly made use of it
>>
>>152697364
i am better than you
>>152697525
reaper is useless,
>>152697778
there is aim punch lol,

why would u pick mccree over him?? i just mentioned he does alot more than mccree, and easier to play
>>
>>152697024
>Reaper
>A Problem for Pharah

I swear 70% of you guys are shitters
>>
>>152699503
theres absolutely no aim punch. your UI elements shake a bit but your crosshair doesn't move at all.
>>
>>152694859
>>152694551
>>152694394
DUDE WEED LMAO XDDDD

Kill yourself
>>
>>152684878
>>152687776
>>152687835
>>152687969
The video arcade in Hanamura is where he "spent many hours of (his) misspet youth"
>>
>>152697236
>>
>mfw when you finally learn to click heads
>being zenyatta or reaper, walking up to a healing roadhog, and just shooting him in the head until he dies

based
>>
should I not even bother getting a pharah skin? she's just so bad.

Im thinkin about waiting for that update so I can get a reinhardt skin
>>
>>152701150
Reaper shouldn't aim for roadhog a head
>>
>>152701221
She's not bad. It's just that the entire meta currently is perfectly setup to fuck her in the ass and it's extremely unlikely that the meta will shift in a way that doesn't keep fucking her. Buy the reinhardt skin.
>>
>>152702514
> it's extremely unlikely that the meta will shift in a way that doesn't keep fucking her
kind of the definition of "so bad" but i get what you mean that she's not like mei or bastion tier
>>
>>152701221
what are you people buying to be out of money?
I have 13k credits and nothing to really buy
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>>152703260
nothing, the emotes coming out barely cost anything and are just a "see you can still spend credits!" move to placate us before they jew us over again with halloween event boxes full of unpurchasable things
>>
Playing solo, is lucio ball the quickest way to earn exp?
>>
>>152705546
I think it was nerfed. Back when it did like 2k+ per win (and like 1,600 per loss) it was the best way but the other night i played 1 game and loss and only got like 1k experience so it's probably garbage now
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