/csgog/ Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Anime General

>no discord in OP
>60000 posts early


retard

fnatic v mouz 1-1
envyus v g2 1-1
ninjas in pyjamas v dignitas 1-1
virtus pro v team x 2-0

thank me l8r

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East Coast S4 anyone want to duo comp?

ded general

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this thread is really starting off on a high point!~

when are skins gonna be done crashing? looking forward to picking up 2 knives

>>152679712
they literally are never going to stop crashing

>>152679712
It's just a meme kid.

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Hello, /csgog/. I'm a Psychology major and I've been analyzing the CS:GO community for the past 6 months. Here is my first draft of my scientific results and psychological profiles of the 5 matchmaking ranks: Keep in mind, these results are not calibrated with age in mind. So if you are underage these results do not apply to you.

>silver
- below average IQ (70-80)
- oblivious to its immense lacking game skills
- low self-confidence
- very poor social skills (potential sociopathic tendencies??)

>nova
- about average IQ (100)
- low to medium self-confidence
- poor social skills (-> beta animals)
- tries to compensate for lack of game skills with premium cosmetics (e.g. weapon skins, also applicable to eagle and above ranks, exception: compensation of self-confidence)
- quits playing the game early due to frustration (~ 300 hours)

>master guardian
- above average IQ (120)
- average to above average self-confidence
- very likely a normal person with healthy lifestyle (girlfriend, athletic...)
- quits the game after a healthy game hour total (~500 hours)
- doesn't buy game cosmetics (understands the meaningless aspect of pixel economy)

>eagle
- average IQ (100)
- loner in real life, very possibly no sexual experience (-> nova mentality)
- in game hour is getting dangerously close to addiction region (~above 1500 hours)
- difference to nova: unhealthy game time overcompensates lack of intelligence (-> "aim monkey
- experimented with hacks game enhancing tools (hacks) at least once before

>global elite
- compensation of lack of social success with unhealthy investment into CS:GO (also applicable to a lower extent to eagle ranks)
- varying IQ (average for hacker, above average for professional gamer)
- 3000+ hours (addict for life unless treated)
- regular use of game enhancement tools (hacks) (unless pro gamer)
- great aim and great game IQ (unless using enhancements)
- absolute failure in real life (unless pro gamer)

>>152680442
This is pretty much on point.

Can confirm, am MGE and I know some people in those ranks who match these descriptions.

What's my best bet to get global?
wait for 4 to get a full lobby? (adding top fraggers for the enemy team which takes time, playing with some guys on the discord etc)

or just play as much of soloq and try to carry?

>>152681113
>git gud
>buy a pro premium hack
>watch more anime

Your pick.

>>152681113
if you want to reach global without playing for 10 hours every day until you can out-aim everyone at that rank, you'll probably want to play with a team

or just do this >>152681306

who is this aussie on the desk?

>>152681306
Hacking is not an opiton.
Is watching anime a reference or a meme?
>>152681331
well what team

>>152681708
whats your rank?

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people they know me as the carry machine
they know me from the reddit they see
they know me from the matches they watch
they talk about my teammates
and they think for me, carry is so easy
they just see the scoreboard and thats it
but my team, it comes from more than just a score
for me, teammate is so awesome
this part, people dont see
this part, it does not show up in highlights
when i sit down to play
everyone is already a part of me

>neo-fnatic

>fnutic

new fnatic is better than shitsent

>mouzcucks

jc wenton

USP is unbalanced.

oskar toggled on boys

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>the current state of fnatic

>lekro has 7 kills
nice pickup lol

>>152682051
Supreme

olof > niko

what was your first FPS /csgog/ ?

Is oskar the primary AWPer for mouz now?

>olof and 4 bots vs niko and 4 bots
so this is the future of eu cs

https://discord.gg/Qn5P2Mq
join our discord

https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_view_item&item=34037685
wow what a deal!!!!@!

will g2 ever win a game?

>>152687435
Doom

how do i get good at this game
i am the silver rank and i have over 500 hours

>>152687435
blood 3 or hexen cant remember

>>152689472
download a better hack and use an anime avatar.

>>152687435
wolfenstein 3d

>>152689702
why does everyone say "hack" every 4 sentences in the csgo community
i see silvers calling people even worse than me hackers, or even me

>>152690501
are you not hacking? no wonder you're in silver. because to be good at this game you need the best cheats available. the game itself is terrible and not worth playing without them desu

>>152690782
aight, ill just switch to other generic pseudo-realistic shooter because if it doesnt look kinda real i just wont play it !
stick a dick in my ass

>>152687435
Single player? Blood
Multi player? Et

>>152687435
MOHAA in a cybercafe when i was like 8
cs1.6 when a friend taught me the basics and i loved the buying system

>>152691338
O wait actually 1st multi player was ut but never played it online, just in lan cafes, and first online one was et

man i loved lan cafes
the ones i find nowadays usually only have MOBAfags playing the same game every fucking day
in my days we would switch from warcraft 3 to call of duty to whatever other game we wanted to try

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>>152691234
>pseudo realistic shooter

>>152687435
Halo Custom Edition

>2016
>pansy and a sickcunt are the best casting duo

How did this happen?

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what did he meme by this?

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who is this semen demon?

who won the series between g2 and envyus?

>>152687435
dynasty warriors 2

Let's frag some noobs tonight!

>>152698371
Yes! :)

>>152698042
Nice thumbnail.

>>152687435

Battlefield 2

>>152696646
lmfao

Why do ppl bitch about the auto so much. Esp when I buy it last round of first half? Everyone gets so assbothered that it is OP. This is in silver elite btw.

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>>152698924
>This is in silver elite btw.

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rate

>>152699026

Seriously. I understand autos dominating in higher ranks but for last round of a match when I have 16k cause we've been stomping the other teams ass, there is nothing wrong with using auto for ONE round.

It's a perfectly balanced weapon and you can't prove otherwise. The only people who hate it are retarded "rush B every round" fuckheads.

>>152699318
hey its me ur brother

>>152699606
they're worse than awps at high ranks because people arent retards

>>152693247
>not knowing the term for the most popular kind of shooters out there

>>152699606
>I understand autos dominating in higher ranks
the auto is literally useless at MG and up because you'll get headshot by an ak or hit by an awp in the time it takes to kill someone with it

>>152699620
thinkin about giving away a dank skin to celebrate desu

post favorite team and a trade link and i'll to make something happen

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>be a PUG-star
>carry team despite playing 4v5 CT half on cache
>buy deagle on T pistol
>HS 3 people mid and then HS the guy holding B site
>check replay to see it again
>enemy team low key complimenting the 3 HS mid when it happens
>HS the guy B and you just hear a guy faintly say
>"wow.... incredible, this guy is on a different level"

thanks for reading my blog and don't forget to subscribe!!

>>152680442
someone actually took the time to write this out

>>152699318
the stickers look awful and don't match at all on body tho?

Probably a bad time to invest but gratz either way anon. Prices are going down. FT dropped more than 50 keys in the span of less than a month

>>152700946
someone actually took the time to write this out

>>152701264
is this a new trend/meme

I haven't been much on vg lately I've just been browsing /r/globaloffensive

another thread ruined by the OP awp

>>152701189
i sold my last one for 650~ and picked this one up for ~370 including stickers, so i'm counting it as a win haha

Anyone for a 1v1 ?
im silver elite
please be gentle
http://steamcommunity.com/id/912491913/

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>>152699941
I'm a big Krimz fan, so Godsent now. Im sad to lose le what can I say man though.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=56680074&token=c38fldYh

>>152702157
you're not getting my krimz stuff but sent

>>152702157
nice smurf/hacking account

https://steamcommunity.com/id/whulevi

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Why are novas so bad?

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>>152699941
f0rest is my boi but JW and Flusha are based af
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=68225154&token=lOwpwTZN

>>152702772
what is dinosower i see so many people with that in their name

>>152702772
>p90

I think it's safe to say they're bad

either way you're still a trash MGE player tho so good on you for top fragging

>>152702923
haker group

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>xizt

>digniggas

>>152702879
sent ;)

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>its a nip comeback episode

>>152702879
sent a based flusha M4 since I have 2

Is reddit magic real?

>>152703081
nt tho
k0nfig (or whoever it was) traded into another deag and that saved him

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>>152702365
thanks this is fucking cool
>>152702654
just never played any other steam games, heres your (you)

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>>152703240
>m4 tornado
best cheap m4 skin with flusha sticker
based anon

>it's another nip comeback but still loses episode

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>its a nip gets my hopes up then loses episode

OMFG THAT FUCKING ROUND
XIZT
M4<AK

would it be possible to do a run boost on dust 2 from the edge of catwalk over mid doors? or get on top of mid doors?

>>152703638
no.

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>that game
comeback was real

>nip are shit edition
they will never win another tournament

Is there a chance that Pyth's injury is a ruse and they intend to keep disco doplan?

so are you gonna accept my skin or what

>>152703872
BASED ANIME

>>152704035
the sticker looks pretty nice off the orange desu

>>152703448
glad you have good taste in skins

I'm hoping the godsent sticker come out real nice for the next major so I can scrape the VP and replace it. It's gold/black by default so it should look real nice and hopefully match

>>152704153
looks fucking great
nichijou is a GOOD anime, great taste anon.
>>152704226
holy fuck that is a great idea, too bad next major isn't till 2017

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>adult male
>cares about skines

>>152705045
hello mr cucked by eternal autism

>>152667856
i hope you kids didnt forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRCeSpQUgbc

>>152705832
is phoon our guy?

>>152706567
he watches over us, shows us the path to the bhop

we need only take it

>>152689909
this is the only correct answer if you're not underage

>>152708898
mine was chex quest so f u

>>152687435
Quake 1

Need one more for MM
http://steamcommunity.com/id/2legit2hit/

>not shooting big loads
big loads feel good why don't you shoot big loads bro. i only blow big loads and love it.

>>152712859
did it ever occur to you that some of us may not to be able to get an erection anymore???

>>152687435

cod 1/united offensive. shit was lit, then got into quake 3

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>cheat
>someone else gets banned

>>152717437
literally our guy

>topfrag two games of mg2s as mg2
>near topfrag three games of mge and dmg as mg2
>tie for bottom frag in one game of DMG, LE, and LEM

So why the fuck am I not allowed to rank up unless I beat people MULTIPLE ranks higher than the one I want to go into? This MM is bullshit.

you need to plant and defuse more bombs

>>152718581
>defusing the bomb
no thanks

no rank up 4 u

>>152714441
(is it because of a narrow urethra)

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>been throwing for 2 days straight
>no derank
this game is so ass

When's that new operation gotards?
I imagine it will be after all the sounds are updated tbqh

>>152722032
January. One operation and one major per year until the game is dead
T. Volve

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SPLYCE IS BACK BABY

they just needed to cut the dead weight

>>152722432
watch the choke

>>152722432
Hey, this picture makes me uncomfortable can you please spoiler it next time? Thanks

>>152722772
can you please lose weight

>>152722772
no

>>152722881
*loose

splyce isnt back. machinegun isnt even on the team yet

>>152722432
>cute the dead weight
>davey is somehow still on the team

??

>>152724082
ok

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our lad dropping the memes on SK

>>152687435
It is either doom, quake 1 or this game where you keep shooting rednecks and pigs.

>>152687435
goldeneye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNdknbzEAqM

olof not even trying to hide that slow curve aimlock

how do i get a knife

>>152728026
exchange money

>>152717437
>using a hack that mines bitcoins
>doesn't have silent aim
>and have shaky rcs

>>152680442
How much money are you willing to bet an MG wrote this

>>152731519
Don't start. You might shatter his rationalization on why he's shit.

>csgog keeps saying there arent any cheaters
>there are actually very many cheaters

>>152729606
(You)

>going to ESL One NYC
>don't currently support a team
Which team, lads?

>>152733565
our guys

>>152733729
shit that's the wrong fnatic

Navi

>>152733729
>>152733838
I'm thinking Team Liquid.

>team liquid winning anything

>>152733565
godsent

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>>152687435

SWAT 3. Get on the ground now!

page 10

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>he plays csgo

>>152699890
This is wrong, i'm DMG and I destroy fools with the auto. You're just saying MG and up is good, because you're MG and don't want to feel like garbage.

MG is a shit rank, and everyone in it is shit at the game prove me wrong

How do you deal with the fact that hacking has become extremely rampant and that people just getting into this game wont ever stick around simply do to the large amount of smurfs?

>>152743029
I don't care, after all years playing various CS games, I'm gonna quit it for good after BF1 gets released.

Yo, do you rest your elbow in the table or just wrist?

I'm doing the latter.

>>152744540
Elbow, arms lifted.

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CRUISE WAS MY FAVORITE MAP WHY DID THEY DELETE IT IM SICK OF DUST2 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152745260

I didn't know it was possible to have such shit taste.

>>152744540
wrist

my desk isn't big enough to go full pro

>>152745549
You don't get sick of dust2?

>>152746115
Not him but I sure do. People that only play dust 2 are cancer. Everytime I win on dust 2 it feels cheap unearned and uninteresting.
I just won a game to get to prime and boy I feel like a dirty whore.

>>152746780
Maybe it's just me because I started playing when the operation thing was going on so Cruise and those other maps were the first things I played and honestly I enjoyed them more then the valve maps. Why the hell would they delete it? Are they fine with the player base just playing Dust/Mirage all day every day?

>>152746957
they hate the playerbase and think we're all dumbasses that are fine with the same 8 maps for 16 years and they're correct.

>>152748213
but its fun and DEEP

Should I get my blue service medal now or wait for a 2016 service medal

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So could someone please explain to me why bullets don't go straight out of the gun?
Like, why is the spread completely unrelated to the gun. They had 8 years to work on GO, couldn't they have it look like the bullets are going straight out of the barrel of the gun, instead of having the gun be dead straight and the bullets going up for a few shots, then side to side because ???
Did they ever justify why the spread is the way it is, going slightly up then side to side?

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>>152752175
Like, am I taking crazy pills?
The barrel of the gun is pointed at him
The crosshairs are pointed at him
The bullet goes above him though because ???

>>152752175
>>152752280
this bait was never good desu, stop trying to keep this shitty general alive

ESL Cologne prize pool was 1m dollars
ESL NYC prize pool is 250k dollars
Cologne had 16 teams and lasted 5 days
NYC has 8 teams and lasts 2 days

lmao nice dead game gotards

>>152752486
How is "the bullets don't go where the gun barrel and reticule are pointed", along with video and image proof, bait?
How is "the guns don't show recoil", bait?
Why do your bullets go all over the place, if your arms are locked in place? It's not like they didn't have time to do the animation, they had 8 years

>>152752656
just fuck off back to /v/

>>152752656
>what is trajectory and physics

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>>152752739
Here is how Trajectories work in real life

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>>152752739
Here is how trajectory works, with a rifle held level, in CS GO works.
If you want proof the gun is level, watch this clip again
>>152752175
Gun is held straight, moves back up slightly after the bullet is fired due to recoil.
How does this cause the bullets to go side to side?
Why doesn't the gun actually move side to side when the bullets are going side to side?

>>152753012
>How does this cause the bullets to go side to side?
Did you even watch your own webm?

>>152752703
That's not a defense.
>>152752739
As for physics, what's your justification as to why the bullets go side to side, when the gun is held level?

>>152753070
Yes, I did
Did you not see this image?
>>152752280
Why is the bullet not hitting the guy?
The barrel is pointed at his torso
The reticule is pointed at his torso
The bullets are going up and to the right

>>152753168
>Did you not see this image?

>bullet fired in a slight angle due to recoil after x second
>gun's angle due to recoil compensation of the arm after x second

Try harder.

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>>152753297
Which path should the bullet follow?

>>152753474
>implying that is you can see and identify which bullet fired at the exact time

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>>152753618
Why would the bullet go side to side, when the gun is held level
That's not how recoil works

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>>152753693
>why would everyone have 100 health,
>real life doesnt have health numbers
>Thats not how dying works

why would you let yourself get angry because of some pixels LMAO

>>152753857
If you get shot in the head you die
Getting shot by different guns in different body parts does different damage to your system.
How is that not realistic?
Health points are a commonly used video game idea, explained literally decades ago. The idea of having 100HP is based in real life expectations of being shot in the foot with a pistol and being shot in the head with a rifle doing different damage. That's based in reality. Recoil effecting bullets midair and not your hands holding your gun, and then they go side to side is not based in reality.
They had 8 years

>>152754290
>get shot 6 times in the legs with a pistol
>run around and jump just fine
wtf i hate CS now

>Watch bojack horseman
>finish the underwater episode
>wonder if i need to ever watch tv again

>>152754841
That's it. Now I'm a #Cunt4Clancy

>>152754841
You're right. You convinced me, their damage system is also dumb

>>152687435
goldeneye

>>152754935
>bojack animatedfunny
discarded

>>152752175
>smg performs badly at medium range in full spray
excellent, thanks for posting this broken mechanic. ill be sure to email valve about this

>>152754135
yeah people need to stop being toxic

>/v/edditards are being retarded again

when will this stop? when they reach age of 16? never?

how should i bet this g2 v hellraisers game?
2-0 g2, 2-0 hr, or 1-1 draw

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243463253637/76561197961310129

4 silvers/nova; EUWEST; +1 memes :DD

teach me how bunnyhop

>>152765675
2-0 Hellraisers

be a man, g2 are tilted af right now.

>>152699318
2.871/10
nigger

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>>152687435
Cod World At War for the ds
I'm pretty fucked up alright

Any eu supremes up for mm right now?

>>152699890
That's false.
Auto's are also used in pro matches sometimes.

>>152774714
Only by BRs, Flamie, and Dennis

>there are people in this very thread that want realism in a video game

flush yourself

>page 10
why even have this general?

>>152783240
its 11am west coast on a Wednesday in the US

school just started too

CSGO is a normie game man, theres not as many NEETS sitting around grinding CSGO all day like they are with other games

>>152778381
like me

>team starts talking shit
>enemy team starts winning
\

fml

>on a 11 bet win streak atm
nice job listening to me gotards

Why is mirage my worst map gotards?

>>152784861
mirage is the worst map in the game only literal shitters are good on it

>play mm
>get child teamates
>lose
>play mm
>get adult teamates
>win

gotards?

>>152783684
the pro league is going on right now.

>>152784861
mirage is literally the most perfect map in the world of first person shooters, you'd be a fool to not get good at it

>zero
current HR is so shit. what happened?

>>152786223
picking up zero was the cuteboy thing to do

is harambe our guy?

>>152759228
That's not what you should send a message about
Send a message about bullets not coming out of the end of the gun

>>152786634
of course

>be nova
>get r8 shitters all day

nice game

>be a shitter
>buy cheats
>become a pro
csgoproscene.jpg

simple wants revenge for mlg

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which one of you was this?

>>152791020
that was me lol

>>152788593
you really need to lose weight

>>152687435
Call of Duty 2

>>152792615
>>152793554

>>152793731
cod2 campaign the amazing. I still play it once a year.
sadly. I got into the mp too late.

I L O V E N I P

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>cheering for reddit in pyjamas
>he hasnt already ordered his GODSENT jersey

>>152795613
THEY ARENT ON SALE YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152795325
thanks for skins

is kennys dare i say back?

>>152796793
kennis will never be back, anon.

NiP's map pool is one (1) map deep. (It's nuke, by the way.)

how do i get good?

>MG1
>never top frag in games
should i even bother playing this game? i don't think i'll ever become global elite

>>152801082

who cares about mm, if you want to be good you've gotta play cevo/esea/etc with non broken 64 tick servers

>>152801082
Play Office.

>>152785426
>play mm
>get adult teammates
>cyka blyad
>kick
>play mm
>get child teammates
>cyka blyat reeeeeeeeeee
>abandon
>uninstall

>>152702772
>why are novas so bad
>not getting 50 kills against novas
>not even getting 30 kills
>bad

>>152802780
were you there?

>>152802901
were i where

>>152803153
I wasn't there

now can i have some meme proof please i have internet arguments to win

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>>152803697

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So I'm on a team that's joining esea open
My aim is mediocre at best, but I'm IGL. I can read opponents like a book and play very smart. In my team I don't really drag anyone down. My T side play is bad, but I can usually set up a tactic that wins us the round. I'm good on CT, I almost always get 1-2 kills on a site when a team pushes and I stay alive. But because I don't run in and play for kills, I have shit stats. Like if the Ts take over a site and its 4v2 in favor of the CTs, I can't really do much. On T side I play passive, hold for pushes, watch flanks, go for trades, etc. However, that means if my team is doing their job (we have great entry fraggers), it looks like I did fuck all. I think my team can do well in open but I worry if I have a chance to join another team if this one dies. My pug stats are shit because I don't play very puggy at all and my esea teammates rarely pay attention to my calls, which is how I'm most effective.
Tl;dr: Can an great igl that's a bad fragger especially in pugs, find a decent team in NA?
Also anyone have tips/knowledge on esea open?
>pic semi related

>>152803697
>>152803898
>>152804086
>>152804276
thanks famm

>>152804451
>>152804276
>>152804086
>>152803898
>>152803697
>>152803153

I fucking love stuff like this

>>152805096
In Germany we have a bunch of people who think that the Bundesrepublik Deutschland doesn't exist and that we still live in the German Reich.

It's a huge pleasure to read shit like this on facebook.

uhhh.......dignitas?!?!?!

>>152805597
the danes love to choke

oh shit I'm sorry

>>152805303
is it even legal to think that?

>>152805934
sorry for what?

>olof doing the jewish hand over mouth when lying gestic when asked about flusha cheating and denying it
fucking busted

>>152805964
It is indeed. But everybody thinks you're ridiculously stupid for believing in such shit.

Almost all of those people are some kind of nazis though so it's obvious that they're full of shit anyways.

>>152808716
i actually like this one

>>152808354
??

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>ask for drop
>team gives ak/m4
what the wtf am I supposed to do with either of these meme guns?

>>152810637
neck

>>152810637
Yourself

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>>152810791
>>152811290

Anyone know the jumpkill bug?

Want to practice mirage 1v1 sight holds and takes with my friend but all the workshop ones i've seen suck, whats a better way of doing this?

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tfw ive survived the last 4 vac waves

i'm never going to get banned lol

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maybe olaf just doesn't have it anymore...

is there some sort of workshop or website or something that shows proper crosshair placements for popular maps?

>>152811445
counter baited for this exact response

>>152815302
Although this clip is a meme, he doesn't have it anymore. Just like Guardian, Kenis, GT, f0rest, shox etc. No one stays on top 4ever

post trax

>>152816865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l89fwHr0EWE

>>152816865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

what do you guys think about Jacob M's "We just found out how to 100% jumping kill someone in mid air.............this game is broken" tweet?

i actually dont mind if theres a way to have good jumping accuracy, it just adds to the skill ceiling imo

>>152815302
what a shitter

>>152817580
Here's a tweet actually worth talking about

https://mobile.twitter.com/Thooorin/status/768576529441943552

I thought thorin and Richard lewis' careers as "respected journalists" were based on their "integrity"

>>152816258
lol

NA MG1, Looking for some people around this rank to play with. /id/eukuk

>>152815256
same dude btw are you an anime cheater do you have anime cheats thanks dude

>>152819673
uhhh did i give u permission to use my meme???

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>join the csgog discord
>it's a bunch of autistic fat virgins posting pictures of themselves wearing panties

>>152817580
Can you just say fugly?

>>152819895
u did remember?

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>>152820651
>mfw

>>152820957
remember what

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>be in the csgog discord for a while now suddenly gays start posting pictures of their legs and asses

not sure what to think lads

hurraahh for videogames r-right?

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it's normally not this autistic desu

>>152821509
that u gave me permission

What are the new sound settings? The god damn shooting/reloading sounds are to god damn loud.

>>152820651
>>152821789
>>152822054
>discord
all you dweebs are shitters anyways you need to start taking showers and get a clue

>>152822502
im actually waiting for the shower since someone is using the bathroom then going to 711
ama

>>152815256
she's hot
name?

>>152822096
no i didnt

>>152822689
yes you did

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>>152822502
some of the people are actually really nice in the discord and are fun to talk to though.
ofcourse theres your annoying fags but you have those everywhere.

>>152822372
Anyone have a solution?

>>152822636
are you going to get a hotdog and or a slurpee?

>>152817928
Thoorin said nothing wrong.
It's literally
>those guys wanted Rlewis to not dig in their shit
>so they probably shouldn't have been passive agressive about it
He's literally just saying "retards got selfrekt".

Wow I this fucking general has gotten waaaay worse since last time I visited. I hope all of you get fucking cancer.

>>152687435
modern warfare 2

>>152823705
both?

>>152823705
ill slurpee ur hotdog

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>>152699318
good skin
the titan holo and flusha foil take away from the skin though

if it were a 3dmax holo or something that would look nice on your m4, but the titan and flusha just look disgusting on it

shit just noticed the lgb holo at the back, that looks really nice there

while we're talking about pretty pixel guns
rate MY new m4, didn't craft it thank fuck or else i'd call myself a retard for not getting a FN one

>>152824943
1/10

valve really fucked up with those spraypaint skines

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>>152824943
pleb gun /10

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>>152825083
they really did, i'm still salty about the fact that the art designers thought "damaged goods look good!"

fuckin' retards, noone wants battlescarred shit

>oh, people will like that it's worn as that way it's like they're veterans of war
>what do you mean it just looks disgusting and unrecognizable from the original design?

>>152825236
anon, as cool as your m4 is, ye should have tried getting it from another major that wasn't cluj (or god forbid, cologne 2015), those stickers look disgusting

unbox or buy?

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>adult male
>cares about skines

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>>152825989
>male
did you just fuckin' assume my gender you cunt?

fucken cause you're right

hey guys check out this new site skfpay!

>>152825530
i traded a worse one for it (dorito major/signed by tarik)

I haven't played for about 4months what should I expect?

>bunch of guns to choose from
>only a few are viable

nice ded game

>>152827279
ooh also i got a knife with that trade, so def a win

>>152827279
>signed by tarik
>tarik
>a turk

i'd much rather have the flusha one instead of one signed by a filthy turk

>>152827489
oh, that's kinda fine, if i were in your position i would easily scrape off the tarik sticker with no bother but that would devalue it

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valve needs to add a new operation instead of fixing first shot accuracy

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>want to play with some fammys from discordapp.com server
>know they will cheat and the game will be a boring one sided stomp
Anyone else know this feel?

>>152827428
dont bother its ded

>>152827662
Whats dead? Why the fuck is this general the worst on /vg/?

>>152827662
r i p

>play non-prime mm
it's us or them

nice game..

>>152828027
because its the worst game on /vg/. Ever think of what you're asking before it just flies out your mouth?

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rate my trip goturds

>tfw im the phoon of csgo

>>152827583
i think they should tinker with smg sounds a little more

>>152828351
not as good as mine

>>152828351
hey thats me

>>152828351
>not rrrr
stop posting

>entry cuz team is full of baiters
>die
>"why did u rush with bomb!!!?"

fml

>>152829081
It doesn't get better, I'm in DMG and it's the exact same as it was in Nova

we smokin penises!!!

>rush long I'll double flash u in dood
>he only throws one
lmao gg gotards

>>152830317
he died

>>152829081

thats why i never soloqueue anymore my man

>>152830175
I haven't showered in probably 3 (three) days though.

ive been playing at 1280x1024 stretched for years

i want to play at 1920x1080 now though so I can alt tab in windowed fullscreen

how long is it going to fuck me up for

>>152831015

1920 blows

>>152831619
you dont have friends

col plays like a pug lmao

Who here doesn't play csgo but still comes here to shitpost.

>>152671330
mfw east coast s2 and want to comp but this post was a day and a half ago

i decided to change my res to 800x600 and i have to say it is the best decision ever made

>>152828341
>worst game on /vg/.
That's actually true.

Who the fuck is playing right now? must be slow as fuck for ESL if this is """"""pro league""""""

what is the purpose of selfless' existence?

is winterfox the single worst team ever created?

>>152834965
>tfw stopped playing overwatch because it's somehow more repetitive than CS

>tfw don't even play CS

>tfw just make music and workout and shitpost on random /vg/ boards

http://steamcommunity.com/id/reply_or_your_mother_dies/
anyone up for a 1v1 ?

>>152835154
1v1 my dick

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We did it bois

Anyone else like to use the autosnipers just to make AWP spammers mad
The delusion that their 1 shot weapon is somehow worse than autosnipers and them allchatting flaming me gets me off 2bh

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>open up hltv
>see our boys c9 didn't drop a map today