/owg/ - Overwatch General

15 memes early

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What's with the amount of Mercy instalockers in QP in the recent days?

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Mei is for _____

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>>152654447
Why does Mei have the hottest fanart? I don't mind at all, but she doesn't interest me in the least to play. It's kinda strange that I like her art the best though.

>>152654339
Every Blizzard game has people playing shit they don't understand.
Lucios who don't speed boost, Sym who never shields, Mercy who can't rez, McCree who can't aim, 76 that don't heal, Ana that don't heal, Rein who never shields, etc
In fact, stealth might make it easier for these fags to actually contribute to the team, since it's possible for them to add pressure simply by PICKING the hero.

>>152654410
No because that triggers my autism.
So does the fact that you're constantly changing the topic instead of admitting that you're a retard who like to spout shit about thing they know nothing about.

>>152654595
>'I swear I was playing mercy a lot before the patch hit, I didn't just pick her up because she got buffed!'

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I hope they don't fuck up the redemption arc.

THE OBJECTIVE IS MINE, JOIN ME IN GL-AUUUGH

>>152654662
>Kitty Reaper

Moe~

>>152654595
same reason people instant-pick supports in mobas
theyre either retarded and cant understand things like aim or awareness or are cucks/gaymur gurlz

>>152654602
hugs

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>>152654690
>Their Pharah
JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE
>triple kill

>Your Pharah
ROCKET BAR- AUGH

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>comp ends
>forced to play quickplay
>every game I queue I get crushed in

>>152654718
>>>/aco/792042

I went 9-1 on ptr and I'm a master

What will I get on live

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Cutest and best pairing

>>152654797
No thanks

Looked at that board when it was made and it was just western /d/

And I only deal with vanilla and lesbian

>>152654834
>An Aussie dating a chink

Like pottery

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>>152654864
>>>/u/2118947

Mei is FAT

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>>152654834
Junkrat is too cute for her

>>152654602
Lovingly impregnating.

>>152654834
>not Reinhardt and Ana
fucking dropped

>>152654804
That makes sense for a stealth hero to have a background in stealing. Would you like a job at Blizzard?

>>152655069
>not Ana x everyone

You just know she worked her way around in her service days.

>>152654595
just got a spicy legendary for her and i gotta show it off 8)

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>6-stack Sombra

>>152655082
Yes please.

I also believe that the Hanzo changes in the PTR are fine, the new map is great, and cosmetics are the future of long term profits.

>>152655220
>playing qp

>>152655220
>Sombra when

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>>152655019
>master

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>This is the home of the Shimada Clan. My home.

What did Hanzo mean by this? Is this a hidden Sombra clue? Blizzard truly are the masters of putting secret clues and hints into their games

>>152654834

>That much hair on junkrat
>Mei not having tree trunk thunder thighs

shit artist desu

>>152655375

it's in the refrigerator

>>152654595
Fuck if I know, but that bitch has become more common than Lucio it seems.

Odds of her healing buff making it out of PTR?

>>152655414
at least 'till i fucked everythang up

>>152655414
It's actually a reference to the Uzumaki Shimada 6, a preordained community clan in Overwatch led by a top secret assassin known colloquially as Sebastian Schwin

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>Sombras ultimate is her hacking your PC and logging you off battlenet during the match

Is there anything funnier than seeing an enemy Widowmaker die when she's saying her ult?

mercy is my fave. wish she was more viable

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>friend starts playing reaper
>suddenly becomes an entitled dipshit
>complains i don't heal him when he's not in my sight at all. i'm not running across a fucking map for your stupid ass
>complains about other people playing support for the same reason
You can fucking heal yourself, you can wraith away, you can teleport. Quit bitching.

>>152655521
>Lucio about to break it down
>gets booped over the well
>his animation continues with him diving straight down into it

Ana was released a month ago and new map + revamped comp this past week

You aren't seeing sombra for a while

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Anyone have any tips for showing the rest of your team you're open to be a healslut? I know the spray to use is the rez icon, and I think the proper voiceline is Super?

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what am I supposed to do now that ranked is done and no one in quick play has a brain
I still want olypics crates desu senpai

>>152655645
you need a red handkerchief in your left back pocket

>>152655565
There is nothing more satisfying in this game than hooking a Mercy and giving her a big fat face load of scrap metal.

>>152655659
Get some >friends and make a 6 stack.

>>152654615
You are sick, anon, sick with the thicc.

>>152655659
This. Christ quick play is trash.

>old arena FPS player
>play mainly Pharah and Widowmaker
>both are completely outclassed atm

How fun.

>>152655645
Have you tried just being a healer and not a fucking faggot

Rough or smooth mouse mat? I play at 800 dpi

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>Sombra is the first hero you have to unlock
>You can only unlock her via loot crates.

Are you in harmony, /owg/?

>>152655645
>>>/trash/

faggot

>>152655659
play qp without using your brain, like everyone else.

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>>152655812
>unlockable via lootbox only

>>152655812
Oh shit, good idea! I could kiss you on the mouth right now.

I just had an epiphany, Eichenwalde could be unlocked via loot boxes too! All future content could be. Why the fuck did we not realize this sooner? I'm going to encrust my yacht, the SS Pozzer, with diamonds from your idea.

I thought that your skill rating went down below 3k but you didn't lose your diamond portrait thing. Is that not true? I lost like 2 games at 3030 and didn't drop. Won 1 and now I'm at 3080.

>>152655910
I'm the same guy who said Sombra will be a fat sassy black lady. You owe me a job.

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>>152655019

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nice streamer overwatchtards

>>152655627
You'll see

>>152656019
Why are overwatch streamers garbage? What are some approved streams?

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Why does she make people so angry? Just shoot me.

>>152655910
How's the wife doing, Jeff? She still hanging out with D-Ron?

>>152656019
really makes you think

>>152655981
Come on down to Blizzard headquarters and apply in person unless you are willing to post your contact information in this thread. Just mention your Sombra amd loot box pitch to Charlotte at the front desk and she'll buzz you in.

>>152656084
Not watching streams is the approved stream

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>>152654447
When is the olympics event ending? Wasn't it supposed to end the 22nd? I NEED A PRECISE DEADLINE, DAMMIT!

>>152656084
Seagull's stream is good.

Moonmoon is pretty shit he afks every 10 seconds to change his music and gameplay comes to a crashing halt as he stops to teabag someones corpse for an entire minute

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>it's a "suddenly an enemy swapped to mercy and immediately has ult despite only just swapping" episode

>>152656098
They're practically joined at the hip these days, I don't mind haha

>>152656132
>I can't read
4PM PT, dipshit.

i think i played against moonmoon yesterday. or an account with the same name. smashed em

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>>152655829
yall just dont get it

theres no better motivation to heal properly than earning your tank's permission to satisfy yourself once youve won, im a much better healer when im healslutting

>>152656019
gtfo with your viral marketing, fag

>>152656084
moonmoon

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>fighting a genji
>start dodging his attacks while saying hello
>he stops attacking, says it back and then we both emote
>teammate on reinhardt walks in the room and charges him into the wall
>mfw

>>152656019
The streamer you faggots deserve.

>>152656221
read where?
and that doesn't answer my question:
> Wasn't it supposed to end the 22nd?

>>152656218
It was to be expected when you're so busy with pouring your heart and soul into Overwatch, your wife deserves to be pleased after all!

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Would a 144Hz monitor actually improve my ability to aim/track?

I'm considering getting a 144Hz monitor but, it's kind of hard for me to imagine the difference between 60Hz and 144Hz.

I play mostly Tracer for what it's worth.

>>152656264
Stop being a faggot

It's all your parents ever wanted

All I want is Zenny's line/spray/icon but fuck me, I just can't do it anymore and if I was to be a huge faggot and buy boxes I'd rather save for Halloween. I just can't grind xp anymore.

>>152656490
Why is Widowmaker such a cool lady?

>>152656490
Probably not.

>>152656490
if you can actually get 144 fps at all times, yes absolutely

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>>152656528
Extremely low heart rate.

>>152656528
Because her lowered heart rate caused her body temperature to be lower.

>>152656095
Because I main Reinhardt and there is literally nothing I can do against a good Tracer except pray my team will handle her.

Which they won't.

The only time I can ever actually stop a good Tracer is when she corners herself trying to get a medpack. Then I can charge into her and slam her against a wall. Powerless against my huge, armored bulk pressing her against the wall, she can only watch as I use my knee to spread her legs. Then I stick one of my heavily armored fingers down the front of her tight running shorts (thank you Olympic skins) and thanks to their thin fabric and my power armor can just rip them off her with little effort. She often considers calling for help but she doesn't want her team to see her like this, so she never does. At that point I can start fingering her, using my huge arms to lift her off the floor. Yet I'm only getting her ready for the main course. I hold her tight against the wall while I remove my codpiece, and laugh as she gasps at my massive example of pure German biological engineering. She usually tries to fight it but you can see it in her eyes behind those stupid goggles she always wears that she kind of wants it. I will say she is tight, much tighter than Mercy, the slut. At this point my team is starting to miss me so I try to make it quick. Long story short, by the time I'm done she ain't running so fast anymore. Usually she walks a little funny the rest of the match, looking ashamed.

Or she'll sticky bomb me because that shit goes right through my shield. Bullshit.

>>152656356
>I can't read threads
>I NEED A DEADLINE DAMMIT
low quality bait, take a (You) and go

>>152656490
Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCbTRSv9sQ8

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>>152656528
Big smug bubble butt blueberry

https://youtu.be/roT2dA_p6A8?t=10m14s

>Seagull's aim snaps to an out-of-sight Winston the moment Tracer recalls

THIS IS SUSPICIOUS

>>152656084
Seagull

>>152654662
Of course they will. But I'm looking forward to new skins that will come with it.

>>152656084
dummy, clockwork, seagull

any ex-tf2 player and that's pretty much it

>>152656631
I hate the faggot, but that wasn't an out of sight snap

>>152656463
My only problem is that Daddy D-Ron is the key holder for my chastity cage,. So if I feel like I need a good urethral sounding on my 1 incher I have to practically beg to come over while they're going at it! It's gotten to the point where we are in the process of renovating Blizz HQ with a mating room for my wife and her bull(s).

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>>152656581
I (usually) leave Reinhardts alone in quickplay because I can tell how frustrating it is for them to fight me and Reinhardts are usually bros.

Roadhogs are cunts though and I take great pleasure in stomping them and then watching them tilt in chat.

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>>152656581
Hmm. nice.

Whats the deal with all this other shit in the summer box?

At least in TF2 you knew generally what you were gonna get in a special crate because it listed it.

All this RNG bullshit is going to make me shoot myself.

>>152656835
it's all cosmetics, who the fuck cares

>>152656863
me, i care.

>>152656710
I dunno, if all that talk I've been hearing about quality hax being good at disguising themselves is true I wouldn't be surprised. He had no idea the Winston was there and his camera just moved to it immediately when the Tracer was further away. Not a blatant snap but I don't like it.

>>152656875
you're probably autistic then

>>152656863
I care because after they made it so you cant use your gold to get it you have to buy their fucking boxes to get absolutely nothing.

I bought 20 boxes and got emotes and player icons. I don't give a shit about those.

>>152656917
you're the autistic one cuz u just got BAITED

>>152656581
If this wasn't pasta, it is pretty good

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>it's a "the enemy just always has ult all the time whenever they want" episode

>>152656935
that's nice but you're still a huge autist and should consider suicide

>>152656927
>I bought 20 boxes
you're extra autistic

>>152656619
I want to tug on her ponytail.

>>152656981
>Poorfag detected.

>>152656725
That sounds rough, Jeff! Have you tried discussing this with D-Ron? You're a big man in charge of a top-selling franchise, surely he'd understand you have a strict timetable? Hell, maybe you could offer him a job and let him take the spot of some white coffee boy all in the name of ethnic diversity, so that he's close whenever you need the key!

>>152657013
at least im not autistic

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>>152656993

I'm loving the faces Genji makes in his Sparrow skin.

>>152656981
trolled kid

move on

>>152657040
Sure you aren't


Hint: The retards that run around calling other people autist are usually autist :^)

>>152657061
You listen to rules of nature on loop too?

>>152656908
You could hear the Winston though at that point, making his Jump "grunt"; not saying its 100% impossible your right but id imagine at that "level" of play your more trained to listen to the audio ques around you. I mean as you see in the vid Winston is a bit of a threat to his Hanzo so i reckon he would naturally be more attuned to the sound of a launched monkey who might land on him.

>Widowmaker makes widows
>Torbjorn makes turrets
>Junkrat makes explosions
>Mei makes ice walls
>Hanzo makes dragons
>Bastion makes itself
>Tracer makes time bend
>Reaper makes soul orbs
>Genji makes salt
>Soldier 76 makes age not a bad thing
>Pharah makes justice rain from above
>McCree makes it high noon
>Winston makes peanut butter stains
>Reinhardt makes CATCH PHRASEs
>D.va makes my dick hard
>Roadhog makes apocalypses
>Zarya makes particle barriers
>Symmetra makes teleporters
>Lucio makes beats
>Mercy makes life
>Zenyatta makes harmony
>Ana makes Genji make more salt
>No heroes make stealth

Will Sombra fill the gap? Is this what Blizzard implemented all along?

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you have be fucking kidding me

>>152657173
Sometimes.

>>152657201
Better than my last box.

All I got is the shitty tracer one.

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>playing Hog
>Mei on other team freezes me in a second
>team doesn't want to shoot her
>6 deaths will probably bring up my 3 death average now

>>152657029
He already has a 7 figure position at Blizzard with the job title Keymaster. It's just that D-Ron and my wife would rather spend time alone at my home.

I'm not allowed to adress him directly unless spoken to. All of my questions and comments are filtered through my wife to Daddy D-Ron.

>>152657187
No. Sombra will be the Meta Character. She can fuck with your graphics settings so you can't see shit, charge your account for loot crates, and her ult is planting kiddie-beastiality-snuff porn on your hard drive before reporting your IP to the FBI.

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Got all summer games skins without paying feelsgoodman

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what is this

>>152657364
you're obviously replying to yourself over and over and damn dude that's fuckin' autistic

>>152657403
Fruit roll up mercy skin when?

>>152657416
Not at all friend, I'm the one who replied to him with mild cuckbait. You saying you don't believe he's the real Jeff? I mean, it says it's verified.

>>152656264
>being a boy healslut

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Are omnic movie directors a parallel for Jewish ones?

>Muh Omnic War
>Muh 70 gorillian omnics being controlled for evil

How do we fix Widowmaker so she isn't outclassed on all ranges except extreme ones?

>>152657580
Delete her

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>>152656980
>roadhog gifts enemy genji 100% ult charge
>"zen why didn't u have ult for genji wtf"

>>152657580
By simply nerfing other hitscan characters

>>152656565
>>152656569
That is not what I meant!

>>152657201
Will summer event still be up in 5 hours (when I get home from work)? Yesterday I got 2 spray out of 4 boxes the rest was dupes. I don't want to end it like that.

Anyone else want a litchking rienhardt skin?
>>152657364

>>152657641
There's exactly 12 hours left

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>>152657201
I got 3 Olympic Tracer skins yesterday anon.

I already had it, too. [/spoller]

>>152657607
>Have ult every 2-3 minutes
>Enemy Genji has ult every 30 seconds

>>152657691
Fuu then tonight is xp night again. Thanks

welp fell asleep
did I miss anything?
did sombra do something that i missed?

>>152657580
make maps that actually have extreme ranges

>>152657173
Something wrong with that Anon?


Aside from The Only Thing I Know For Real being better.

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>Didnt get Nippon Genji

>>152654447
>OP pic is allowed
>but S76 in a speedo with bulging muscles isn't

2000+16 and mods are still triggered?

>>152657740
People are gearing up for either (best case scenario) a stealth release of her today or at the very least a new clue for the ARG or some sort of info on her.

Worst case scenario, of course, is absolutely nothing

>>152657773
i want to swallow reinhardt's massive cock

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>>152657770
>got nippon genji
>never play genji

>only wanted the hog icon
>didn't get the hog icon

>>152655401
i don't get it

>>152657770
You still have 12 hours left

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>still no britbong Tracer

>>152657757
Nothing really, you autistic weeaboo cunt

>>152657815
>ywn have your stomach bulge out as he slides the full thick length into you

>>152657816
>Got every single skin multiple times
>Except Nihon
>I main Genji
I deserve it but it still hurts.

>>152657580
Remove charging.

>>152657580
Remove McCree from the game.

>>152657773
You chose to be a homo and mods chose to delete homo shit

Maybe you should reconsider your life choices

Looks like servers are still dead.

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>>152657873
>Got every legendary
>Only Korean D.Va missing plus some voice lines
>All I wanted is Zarya's weightlifting icon

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>kill junkrat tire
>get called hacker

>>152657832
>got britbong Tracer twice
>hate Tracer

I hate how this works.

>>152657852
I don't care if he's a robot loving gook or not, I just wanna jump around and cut bitches.

>>152657580
give her grapple hook the same regen as mercys fly
means she can get to those extreme ranges faster and has a chance of getting away from people to another vantage point when they get too close

>>152657983
should be able to nanoboost or put it to sleep

>>152658059
>a tire
>put it to sleep

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>Got summer McCree, Mercy, and Lucio
>All the skins I liked for characters I actually play

Pretty good for no expectations.

>>152656164
>>152656297
>>152656654
>>152656695
>Not even mentioning star
fuck you guys

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>be consolefag
>have 1.8GBP on my old account
>get an email it will expire tomorrow
>wat do even a skin in a game is more expensive than that
>overwatch - two summer lootboxes: 1.59GBP
>fuuuuuu
I never bought any lootboxes and while this was a logical thing to do I still feel dirty.

>don't feel satisfied with what I got from summer games and want more loot boxes.
>Hear the event is still going on
>got the Zarya and Lucio Legendaries, and the Genji and Mcree Epics
>Level up one more time in quick play
>Get the Golfing 76 pose
>have Strike commander Morisson so his face looks ridiculous
>feel a little better

>>152657939
Only viable solution

>>152658059
>heal the tier
>speedboost the tire
>give the tire armor/shields

>>152658106
Hey if you can put a robot to sleep.

>>152657962
>Get 9 AmeriCrees
>Would rather use Gambler and "I'm your huckleberry."
I'd get lynched for this shit.

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>its a disconnected from bnet episode

>>152658135
>Money expiring

What kind of jew move is that

Friendly reminder that it's the Genji mains that are complaining enough to get the Ana combo removed.

>>152658157
nanomachines, son

>>152658152
>launch the tire through Symmetra's teleporter

>>152658157
they are sentient beings

Is ptr kill?

>>152658169
>it's a "an unexpected error has occurred" episode

>>152656993
Holy fuck
now i really want a rotoscope of widow as that chick who has her ponytail tugged and turns around smiling to the camera

>>152658219
Friendly reminder that Genji will be effectually erased once next patch hits.

>>152654725
Enjoy winning without support.

>>152658219

Punch canceling is pointless on Ana anyway. You can do the same thing with the grenade and it does more damage.

>>152658248
>autolock the tire before the game starts

>>152658152
you where able to shield it with Zarya, it was disgusting

>>152658219
What's next, Roadhog's combo?
I wouldn't put it past them to whine about that too

>>152654447
Wow.

Whoever draws Mei skinny should be shot.

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>just want the sexy widow icon
>the junkrat intro and objectively best sym emote couldn't hurt
>get literally everything else

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>Hanzo gets like3 buffs
>Widow gets nothing

>>152658319
Didn't Jeff say the Hog's combo wasn't in the same category as those other two?

Something like that.

>>152658269

If they didn't expect the error, then why did they make a message explaining it?

rly makes u think...

>>152658365
Good. Widow is a dumb character for dumb people.

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>still no map search function

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Is it worth learning Mercy? Some random said fuck no and play Lucio.

>>152658187
I'm in some rewards program where every time you spend something you get 2% back and you get some small amount of money in every month. It seems the jews are smart and the computer spends this extra money last. For example you have 20 GBP in your wallet in "real money" you put there and 5GBP in reward money. If you buy something for 23GBP you keep 2GBP reward money witch expiress after 6+ months I think. Now the trick if you put in your wallet 20GBP again and buy something for 10 and 12, then the computer still didn't spent your 2GBP reward money and it goes on and on.

>>152658312
>tire has its own ult meter
>it launches a second, bigger, faster, stronger tire

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>>152658427
>still no way to filter Hanamura, Ilios and Anubis

>>152658249
You can put dvas mech to sleep and im p sure it isnt sentient

(and if it is i wanna be that mech)

>>152658445
If her buff sticks, maybe. Lucio is a must have because he does the most total healing by a wide margin.

>>152658372
How was Ana's combo the same as Genji?
Genji's dash resets on kill/ assist, so he can just repeat the combo over and over
Genji absolutely shits mobility

With Ana the most reliable way to pull it off was using her sleep dart. After she grandma-ambles her way over to you, only then could she do it and even then she's used up both of her cooldowns

>>152658445
>learning mercy
Are you mentally deficient? What do you need to learn?

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NEW UPDATE
NEW UPDATE
NEW UPDATE

>>152658293
Currently it allows you to get 190 damage off before they get up from the sleep.

If they "fix" it, you'll be able to get your shot or grenade off before that nip genji stands and dashes off, or mccree stun or tracer doing whatever the fuck it is they do on shitty tickrate servers.

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>>152656875
You're right. Nobody cares. LOL!

>>152658445
>learn
>Mercy
What? No really, even with 13 hours on her, what the fuck could you possibly learn ever?

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Canadian servers BTFO, also filename
>>152658394
>>152658365
all snipers should just be removed until blizzard learns to make a fps aka net code and hitboxes, the snipers feel so gross compared to every other fps ever)

>>152658507
This has been explained, but seeing as how people enjoy running off alone and becoming a prime target for sleep darts her "combo" happens fairly often.
And since shitters can't accept that they're being dumb, it's obviously the hero's fault and Blizzard balancing.

NEW UPDATE BOYS

>>152658445
She's the lowest skill floor and ceiling character, there's nothing to learn.

>>152658135
what console?

>>152658507
It was Genjicucks crying because of the nerf, so they got petty and started pointing out everything else.

Those weren't my words, they were Jeff's.

>>152658551
>You are in log-in queue

What the hell is going on?

Party at the objective, you know you want some!

>>152658638
Xbox

WE SOMBRA NOW

>>152658594
If I wanted to be killed just for sticking my head out, I'd go play Counter Strike.

>>152655454
100%

>>152658625
wat

>>152658365
Good.

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>>152658482

PLEASE NO I DIDN'T GET SWISS MERRCVYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>152658445
Lucio is brainless to play

He does everything and does it well, with the best survivability of all supports except maybe Ana who can sleep

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Hero that can steal the last ability used by enemy hero when

>>152654602
coffee

Is any other PS4fag having issues logging or is it just me

>>152658594
Then give Widowmaker a new gun, don't waste her perfect design.

>In-queue

HAPPENING??

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>>152658683
IT BEGINS

>>152658680
I have an xbox 360 account from the microsoft point era with $.6 on it.

>>152658756
haha fuckboi I got all the skins I wanted in a single lootbox.

Suck a dick cuckboi!

>>152658482
>implying the tire's ult doesn't launch a junkrat

>23
>no Sombra
>PTR doesn't work
Sasuga Blizzard.

>>152658756
i got it and i don't even play mercy

>>152654595
>>152654595
Hey there, I consider Mercy as my main and I play her for the delicious feeling I have when I see a healthbar going back to full. I like her design and the fact ghat a good healer can enhance even further the efficiency of a good damage dealer or a tank.
>INB4 Le healslut meme that you can shove as deep as you can in your asshole

>>152657770
>nippon genji
>champion zarya
>the other zarya
>korean dva
>striker lucio
>american mcgee
>BORK BORK torb
>a shitton of sprays (okay some are cute)
>in like 40 boxes

I just wanted junkrat intro friends

>>152658756
I got it three times. I fucking hate Mercy.

Was the update on live or ptr? When ptr will be up?

>>152658835
what the fuck is this

>>152658847
>it's just junkrats all the way down.

>>152658445
Literally the only thing you need to worry about as mercy is staying far enough away from the action so if the team wipes you can do epik potg res
lucio is insanely good, speedboost is so good and his healing is incredible too

You know there's nothing particularly rat-like about junkrat

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Finally new character.

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>>152657770
>I got everything except baguette Widow and boxing Bastion
>I don't even play Genji

Mercy gun should be as fast as dva gun

>>152658839
See this >>152658453

>>152658927
nothing actually

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>>152658927
Sombra's Logo
>tfw reapers "I've got your logo right here" line makes sense

>>152658847
>>152658932
>the bigger tire can shoot junkrats out

>>152654834
Junkrat looks like Naughty Fred.

Okay okay
How about a werewolf hero

>>152658445
Mercy is the absolute counter to Zarya.

>>152659001
>Got dupes of those
>No Genji
FUCK ME SLOW

>>152657528
>not wanting a boy healslut

>>152659056
one of his voice lines can be can you knot

nothing new it happening, you heard it here first folks

I want to group up with some random, what's the best place to ask to get decent people who aren't memers quickly?

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>estimated wait time is ~5 minutes
>estimated wait time is ~8 minutes
>estimated wait time is ~11 minutes

IT KEEPS GOING UP, FUCK YOU

>>152659056
But anon, Overwatch isn't a fantasy game

>>152659109
Furry please leave

>>152659092
Where did it all go so wrong in your life

>>152659056
How about a stand user hero?

>>152659056
i want a hero that melees and steals health

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>>152656490
>using 144Hz in a game with 20 tick

>people saying being backfilled onto teams that are getting raped doesn't count towards your win/loss

There are only two stats, wins and games played. Anything that isn't explicitly a win lowers your w/l ratio.

F O R C E D F I F T Y

>>152658517
>>152658586
>>152658637
Not Mercy specific but learn to headshot. If you master that no Harambe will be able to stop you.

>>152659136
How about a wizard then

>>152659117
>nothing new it happening
>it happening

IT'S HAPPENING SOMBRA TODAY LADS

>>152659179
>greentexting from last month

>>152659056
I'm down for like a cyberdized version of this.
>melee
>(relatively) small hitbox
>fast movement speed
However he'd be taking a role somewhere directly between Reaper and Genji, so he'd need a unique skillset or just released way down the line.

>>152659149
JoJoverwatch.

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>>152659056
how about a australian hero with range
blizz already ripped off a whole kung fu panda dlc why not just take the tf2 snioper

>>152659131
>14 minutes now

For fucks sake, should I just watch a movie or something

>>152659182
>caring about quick play

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>900 queue
>sorry we werent able to log in you

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the new reindhardt armor isnt quite the same as the dead guy's armor

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>>152659182
>can't carry any team out of the gutter

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>got 2 zarya skins
>nip genji
>ikea torbj
>orange tracer skin and potg intro
>a lot of medal poses and voice lines
>tfw I just wanted soldier-76 golfing pose because everything else is meh

Genji skin is neat, but I have like 20 minutes on him, don't like him that much really

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????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>152659334
does anyone know what that lil blue fucker is supposed to be

>>152659297
it was never meant to
>>152659334
click him

>>152659334
Sombra hacked battle.net
ITS HAPPENING

>>152659008
This

>>152659376
It's a parody of Clippy, but with Blizzard's logo

>its a busy day for battlenet
>24 min ETA
what

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>>152659145
you mean where did it all go right? boy healsluts are the only kind worth having. you obviously haven't spent much time around "women"

>>152659376
its a world of warcraft aprils fools meme blizzard created

>rush another 2 levels
>dupes dupes and the fucking mei pose
F U C K

is sombra happening?

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>>152659182
This triggers the forced 50 shitter

>>152658445

Yes, she's actually the hardest support to play at a high level.

On the surface she may seem simple, that's why simpletons shitpost about her, but in reality she is incredibly hard due to the fact that her entire gameplan relies on staying alive and knowing as much as you possibly can about the current state of the game. A Mercys effect on the game is directly related to the players gamsense, it all comes down to your ability to feel out the situation, know where the enemy is, know what to do when various actions occur, and to know ult timings. You have to know what's going to happen before it does.

It's a little harder now with her slower ult charge but she still manages to be the support with the largest effect on the game and requires the most skill to play effectively.

>>152659376
Ghostcrawler with the microsoft word paperclip eyes.

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>>152654747
>every single time i play pharah someone on the other team picks her after a minute or two to try to show me up
>focus on me the whole time
>shoot them out of the air and continue to fuck up their team

>Completely tear ACL last week
>Playing OW
>Chair slips out
>Pretty sure I just tore my LCL
End my fucking suffering and subscribe to my blog. I'm suing Kaplan or something

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>>152659297
looks same to me

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when the fuck did they introduce this bullshit queue system?
i was looking forward to playing after a long day of wagecuckery not to be transported back to 2005 to wait in a wow-esque queue.
REE

https://twitter.com/BlizzardCSEU_EN/status/768049820531646465

Blizz is getting DDoS'd for some reason.

>>152655783
smooth cloth
you need to move a lot

>>152659534
What if they pick McCree?

>>152659474
ah, had to google it. wouldnt have guessed he was supposed to be a crab

>>152659465
Not to mention an effective mercy knows when to pull out the pistol to finish off weaker characters and help dps when everyone's healed or there's a priority target. Plus it helps fill ult. That, and (like with all characters, but definitely mercy) use your mic and communicate with your team because you tend to be one of the first to know if you're getting flanked.

>>152659406
Just kill yourself faggot

Your kind usually does eventually

Why wait

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>>152659579
>ban cheaters
>get DDoSd
>nerf Genji
>get DDoSd
I sense a pattern.

Where were people getting that an update is happening right now?

>>152654447
>In queue
>2000 players ahead
>Wait half an hour
>Finally down to 50 players ahead
>Aw yee
>Gonna play some Eichenwald
>"WE CUDNT LOG U IN M8 SORRY"
>Click login
>2000 players ahead of you

Seriously fuck this bullshit, Blizzard can fuck off.

>>152659557
This just might make me get a golden Rein hammer.

>you can change it's hat

>>152659663
but hurt script kiddies?

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>>152658445
You'll need to learn how to defend yourself since most teams will rarely give a rat's ass about you dying other than to bitch about "no heals"

>>152659579
so THAT's why i was getting random-ass desyncs

>dc'd from server

blizzard ples

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Which one, /owg/?

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>>152659610
Pop rockets at him while staying out of his line of sight or ignore him completely and let my team take care of him while he focuses on me.

>6 friend shitters playing together
>probably communicating via voice chat
>stomp us 3 times in a row
>we finally get 99%
>overtime is running out
>they all leave
KYS

>>152659740
rip in peace Overwatch!

>how will they ever recover from this
>BTFO

>Think I'm good because I'm already connected
>Get disconnected
Thanks senpai. Not like it's the last day of a limited item event or anything.

>>152659753
Anubis if ur cheap, otherwise Gundam

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NOW LIVE IS KILL TOO

>>152659753
Raindancer

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just why?

>>152659723
this

any mercy who doesn't have more pistol uptime than staff uptime is an unsalvageable shitter

>>152659453
Yeah I got 10 qualifying wins too. Doesn't stop forced 50 being real. Ranked is different since only people who actually care about winning join that shit.

>>152659657
I REALLY wish there was a spotting feature or even a "danger imminent" voice line. I don't want to use the mic in quick play but as mercy you don't even have to look forward to do stuff so I spend a lot of my time looking behind us and listening for sound cues

except then I can't do shit about it because I can't possibly type "GUYS REAPER ABOVE US" in time

>>152659406
i will NEVER feel my cock explode inside this healslut's tight boipussy and it feels fuckin' terrible bros

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>time to play some overwatch after work
>everything ddos

>>152659827
IT'S NOT FORCED 50 YOU END UP AT YOUR AVERAGE SKILL LEVEL WHICH WILL MAKE IT 50:50 REEEEEEE

>>152659825
Cuz nerds.

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>get stomped
>connection is fine

>stomp instead
>DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER

>>152659753
I got both raptorion and mechaqueen from boxes and I still use anubis. the dogface helmet just looks great, especially with the Touchdown intro

>>152659859
JUST HIT THE MIC BUTTON MY DUDE

how soft is mei's butt?