Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>152646434
1st for EternalEnvy should quit dotes

2nd for attacker will win ti7

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>5 stacking with some friends
>destroy another five stack with a meme team of pudge support and sniper jungle
>we all say gg ez
>they get butthurt and ask for rematch
>queue up, end up against them
>destroy them again
heh

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IS ARTOUR REALLY BACK ON EG LMFAO THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

Is attacker the new singsong?

>>152646591
bet you they all quit for the night after that

>>152646595
If he is I will no longer be vocal about my EG support. Just quiet disappointment.

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1st for best waifu

Hiya /d2g/. Recently started playing post international. Game is fun.

My win-rate on the qts is literally 100%. Like I haven't dropped a game on Windranger, Lina, Crystal Maiden, Mirana, Vengeful Spirit. On the other side my win rate on dudes is under 50%. Should I just play all the cute girls all the time? Why are the characters that aren't cute girls even in the game? Going to try TA and LC tomorrow and see if the streak continues.

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ONLY TRUE WARRIORS OF ALLAH CAN BE 9K

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>>152646701
You can meme with TA all the way to 7k MMR.

>>152646701
Oh and when did they change Windrunners name I could have sworn that was her original name in a pro game I watched years ago.

>enemy picks 4 carries and omni
>instantly know the game is lost before it starts since your team will never group and push and win early

man I sure love life in the 3k

Im so happy here hahahahahaha

>>152646701
>no wyvern
DROPPED

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>>152646701
don't forget the cutest of them all

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Balimar ultimate:

[R] - Dead God's Sacrifice

Manacost: 150 (Aghs: 0)
Cooldown: 180/140/100 (Aghs: 80)

Desc: Balimar leaves a corpse whenever he dies. Balimar is able to temporarily resurrect himself from the corpse into a more powerful being, if he obtains enough sacrifices.

Passive: Whenever he dies, he leaves a stationaly corpse with 200 vision, but if he doesn't have enough mana (150) then he leaves nothing when he dies.

Active: While dead, Balimar can activate his ultimate by pressing [R]. Any units Allied, Neutral or Enemy are instantly killed in the aoe of the corpse and are absorbed. After 0.5 seconds when the life is absorbed, Balimar comes back! But as a disgusting amalgamation of all the units he has absorbed. He gains a percentage of their combined health and attack speed. He is unable to use any of his regular skills, but is able to use any skills he absorbs from the creeps (Additional same creep skills will count as one). He falls apart after a set amount of time. He will also fall apart 3 seconds before respawning in a gruesome animation.

- If there are no corpses to be absorbed, his corpse crumbles and the skill is put on cooldown
- Can use item auras like brewmaster's ultimate

Resurrection duration: 10/15/20 + 1 second for every creep you absorb

Life Rip radius: 500/900/1200
Combined Attack/Health percentage: 50/75/90 (Aghs: 120)
Movespeed: your own + 5ms per creep
Armor: 0
Regen: 0

Does not work on Ancients.

>>152646786
but how do you counter fed sven, slark or lc?

>>152646878
you dont, enemy slark is nearly instant loss

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xth for jark

JORDANIAN POWER

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>>152646701
Does that mean Pugna-chan is the most powerful hero in Dota? I mean she is the cutest by a wide margin.

>>152646804
Is she fun? My friends said she was too complicated to be bothered with (not that my friends are any good, they've just played longer). May try her tomorrow as well. I like my cc hard and cold.

>>152646940
>the lore literally says pugna is male
When will this loli pugna meme end?

>>152646978
most people that play wyvern only fuck up everything for their team. her ult cancels all damage to anyone in it

>>152646878
By getting more fed and more aegises faster than them.

That faggot Alacrity made it to 7k MMR spamming TB and TA.

>>152646860
>He gains a percentage of their combined health and attack speed.
attack damage*

>>152646978
She's fun as FUCK but hard, just like Oracle or Io. Best to play with a mic to warn when you're going to ult.
She's also a top-tier MILF.

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>>152647010
You are confusing Pugna with Puck, Puck is a boy!

>>152647098
Puck is nonbinary you shitlord.

https://twitter.com/iceiceicedota/status/767964181370765312
MAKE SEADOTA GREAT AGAIN

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>>152647147

>>152647168
>iceiceice, mushi, DJ, Demon, whofuckingcares

SEAmonkey's dreamteam.

>>152647283
mushi is over anon

>>152647283
mushi retired

>>152647025
>>152647075
Looks really interesting. I hate abilities that can cc my team because I feel like I'll fuck them up and screamed at in Spanish. Trying to space Chronospheres was hard, I can't imagine this being easier.

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>>152647283
Why Mushi when you could have Midone

>>152647410
salsa?

>+24
>-26
does this game want me to fail?

>>152646616
i think he already tried putting a armlet and critstick on an enchantress so yes he is RIP singsong

>>152647445
Excuse me?

Show me your dream meme team

wait, why is secret banned?

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>>152647870
i mean smash

>>152647972
He and some other guys from Elite Wolves (that was the name I think) fixed some matches.

What a fucking retard.

>>152647972
NoT matchfixing scandal like ages ago. Like most of Peruvian ''pros'' got banned from Valve events for it.

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>>152646720
give me more chinese sadist hero edits
they fuel me

if you're under 5k you should restrain yourself from posting antyhing dota related, and thats being generous. and if you want to post make a shitty subreddit for people under 3k or something so all your shitty opions and dotabuffs get posted there so nobody has to even have a glimpse of them/

>>152648204
im posting

>>152648204
B-e-h-a-v-e arrest us!

>>152646595

If he is then PPD is RTZ's beta bitch

>>152647972
That looks utterly disgusting tbqh

>>152648204
here i am faggot

>>152648325
other way around, rtz leaves and joins whenever he feels like it

>wake up
>no patch
h-hold me bros

>>152648325
>>152648396
oh wait nevermind read your post wrong

>>152648462
Come back in 15 hours loser.

>>152648506
europeans should have accesso to new content way before americans

>>152648554
We all get access at the same time you fucking retard.

>5pm on the 23rd in all relevant parts of the world
>still no patch
dotards?

>>152648554
agreed, europeans need to be given more favoritism since they're the laughingstock of the community

>zangief frame delay
git gud

>>152648554
make your own game in your own hamlet then

>>152646595
source on rumour

>>152648980
me

>>152649000
WOWOWOWO

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>>152648591
Yes, that is literally exactly what he is implying

>>152646878
Just build some disables and smoke and catch out Sven or LC and use all those fancy disables to kill them before they can BKB and kill you

If its slark then there is literally nothing you can do because LMAO DARK PACT COUNTERS EVERYTHING XD

best hero to hold rod of atos?

>>152649347
Ench

>>152649347
OD, carry Silencer, any int support who needs a slow and health

>>152649347
your moms hand can hold my atos just right

Jesus, why is everyone personally angry at Nahaz? Dude took time out of what I assume is a very busy schedule to try to help a team that was already struggling a bit. Obviously stats and coaching aren't going to magically make you the best team in the world, but I'm sure he tried his best and the team appreciated his efforts.

>>152649452
my mom doesn't play dotes

Nahaz always has something interesting to say, and he'll always explain his thought process to show how he arrived at that conclusion, even if others might think it's wrong. A lot of people involved in esports don't want to share their thoughts in depth during interviews for whatever reason, which I can respect. I always know that Nahaz is going to do his best to give a new perspective about his work, and I'm going to learn something new in the process.

We don't deserve Nahaz but he keeps doing great work for us.

iceiceice
@iceiceicedota

looking for position 2 player! sea region! pm me if interested

>>152649470
It's summer his schedule isn't that busy, professors work 16 weeks of the summer at most usually.

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>>152649470
I'm getting good at recognizing reddit posts

>>152649547
Let's be honest, Nahaz is for educated people. He's not in the shouting and ranting the same thing every time, he's the absolute contrary of a twitch chat which is the common denominator of the dota community; obviously he'll get bashed a lot.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHITLORD IT'S TUESDAY

>>152649603
>>152649470
>>152649528
shut up nahaz

>>152649603
Nahaz is for cucks and SJWs.

>>152649603
I dunno if I'd go that far but I'm sure his coaching didn't hurt any.

CoL have always been a one note team with sub-par players, a week or two of coaching won't turn you into EG or even Secret.

can someone explain to me how it makes sense for my entire team to be coming off of losing streaks, most 5-6 long while the ENTIRE enemy team is coming off of wins, mostly 4+ winstreaks?

My team is tilted from the start while theirs has great morale

>>152649768
You are in the shadow pool.

>>152647010
my friend has called pugna a she way before dota2
i think i know why now and it scares me a little

>>152649768
post evidence

>>152649581
Do you google posts that look off to you or some shit so you can read through reddit threads (do they have threads?) to check? Why would you do that to yourself?

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>talking nothing but about mlgers and video streams
>in a gaming discussion board

You all are despicable. What is 4chans board equivalent to People or Star magazine because that's where you all belong

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where's pitlord

What the fuck happened to funnek

Can anyone explain

I always got reported as Kotl because of early dagger

>>152649985

this

>>152650035
artstyle sold bad drugs to him

>>152649985
I actually love /d2g/ because of this. Just take a look at /lolg/. Nothing but blogshitting and waifushit.

Blogshitters and gameshitters should be castrated. Nobody gives a shit about your pubs

>>152649985
People are waiting for pitlord to develop their memes. Expect an influx of shitposting about builds and balanceposting very soon.

>>152646595
aui kicked again confirmed

Congrats to Arteezy for being the only 9k in the worldAnnouncement (self.DotA2)
submitted an hour ago * by Invisibility is InvincibilityFruitloopsXD
Rip miracle mmr.
Seems like a good time for Arteezy solo 9k celebratory strim

>>152649985
>>152650169
/lolg/ is fucking cancer. we have like 10 posts at most per thread of waifuposting, but the fucking autistic brainless degenerates that play lol have 90% waifuposting threads.

honestly you have to be retarded to play lol. the only reason it's more popular is because it's easier and doesn't need as much brainpower. dota is just objectively better in literally every aspect

>>152649768
because it simply isn't in the matchmaking formula to account for win/loss streaks, and generally, people lose games
it's shocking

>>152650169

So do you retards actually play the game. Or felate yourself over rich bourgeoisie shills who make a living being the kim kardashians of video games?

I dont understand this 2010s fad

are video games a means to be enjoyed anymore?

what sort of drugs and meaningful lifestyles results in the demented focus on someone whos famous for playing games?

someone please explain this to me. I download Dota2 for the first time in ages and the only discussion I see is shitfuckers talking about other shitfuckers who play the game on twitch or something, not actual legit discussion of the game itself

how is this shit allowed?

>>152650401
>better
>has to copy lol items and shit

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>>152650401

im talking about any moba ever

nobody seems to talk about actual gameplay or tactics or matchmaking comps. Its just autistic fuckers whining about when their internet-guardian is going to point them into a direction to make more bad decisions, completely unrelated to the video game

Why is this on /vg/, VIDEO GAMES GENERAL? What does talking about people who livestream their face have anythoing to do with video games? Why is this even a thread when most posts devolve into this unrelated discussion?

>tfw low mmr support player
this game is suffering, i hate my trash teams

lol wallpapers = fap
lol in game models = throw up

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I JUST DONT GET IT

TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES

NOT PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

I WANT TO TEAR YOUR LIMBS OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>19 y/o dad

>tfw my younger brother caught me fapping to leshrac while he cast his ult

PLD was playing with Kaipi a few days ago
Is it happening bois?

>>152650795
that's a big nose

>>152650463
>>152650657
just kys tbqh desu ne

>>152650813
But EE is not going back to Kaipi

>>152650765
But anon, if we talk about ourselves playing videogam, we are talk abot pepl play gam

>>152650795
T H I C C

>>152650032
Nigga its only 1:21 on the only part of the planet that matters.

Pitlord will be here in 16 hours

>>152650795
the guys on TNC/XTCN were quite young aswell and with multiple kids already

>>152650795
>tattoo

Dropped

>>152650883

go to sleep

>>152650795
Does she do anal?

>>152650795
19? He looks like a tall 15yo

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>>152650846

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT YOURSELF PLAYING A GAME

YOU TALK ABOUT THE GAME ITSELF YOU DUMBFUCK

TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

NOT RICH STREAMERS WHO MAKE A LIVING OFF THIS SHIT

REEEEEEEE

IT MAKES NO SENSE WHY DOESNT ANYBODY TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES IN MOBA THREADS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN AND YOU SHOULD PLAY THEM AND NOT WATCH RICH SHILLS PLAY THEM AND WORRY ABOUT THEIR LIVES I HOPE THEY DIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>152650795
>literally an up and coming dad who won ti so he can support his kid
Is Shadow the goodPuppey?

>>152650971
>VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN AND YOU SHOULD PLAY THEM AND NOT WATCH RICH SHILLS PLAY THEM AND WORRY ABOUT THEIR LIVES I HOPE THEY DIE


You poor, naive bastard. Literally the only accomplishment/legacy of sc2gen was the creation of the Esport Streamcuckold NEET who are shit at games, but have strong opinions about the game and its players anyway.

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>>152650795

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION??!?!?!?!?!?


SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


YOU SHITFUCKER

THIS POST ISNT SOMETHING THAT BELONGS IN A VIDEO GAMES BOARD

WE ALL NEED TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME DOTA2 NOT CELEBRITIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT IS HAPPENING

LETS TALK ABOUT THE GAME

WHY DO CELEBRITIES EVEN MATTER?

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON

WHY DO THE ADMINS NOT REMOVE THIS SHIT

SCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw r9k is loose

>>152651089
>>152650971
>/v/ tells me personalities are bad
>I'd better be a fucking sperg about it!
Try actually talking about the game yourself.

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YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED

VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED

CELEBRITY DISCUSSION SHOULD BE IP, HARDWARE, AND PASSPORT BANNED. WHAT SORT OF DEGENERACY HAS BEFALLEN OUR YOUTH TO CAUSE THE WORSHIP OF SUCH DISGUSTING CELEBRITIES??

WHY DO NONE OF YOU TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES?

WHY IS THIS THREAD HERE?

WHY DOES THIS THREAD EXIST WITHOUT DISCUSSION OF VIDEO GAMES?

I SEND SO MANY ADMIN TICKETS BUT NOTHING HAPPENS

TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITIES ISNT VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION

YOU ALL ARE A DISGRACE

>>152651185

>implying anybody would reply to legitimate discussion of dota2 here
>implying anybody here has a single hour put into dota2
>implying this thread isnt just subhuman celebrity worship that doesnt deserve to exist

WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST?

IT MAKES NO SENSE

TALKING ABOUT STREAMERS ISNT VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

so...this is...the power...of.../r9k/...wooowww...

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>>152651228

this thread really makes me think

so how long should one wait to start playing again?

I'm not putting myself through this pitlord shitfest until things settle.

>>152651363
Just play randomdraft or some shit.

>>152650795
>tattoo

/vomit

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>>152651337

WHAT THE FUCK IS 39K?

I ENJOY VIDEO GAMES AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

NOT WATCHING RICH FUCKERS PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON STREAMING WEBSITES

I LIKE TO DISCUSS THEM AND STRATEGIES AND THE CHARACTERS AND LORE

I DONT UNDERSTAND

Please speak sense, cretin

>When the PA thinks she can outcarry a medusa/drow

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>>152649856
no, i just copy paste into google just to confirm its reddit, then close the tab
im not some disgusting redditor

>>152651409
don't tell me what to fucking do, all I want to know is how long.

>>152650795
...why do they look alike? Are they siblings or what?

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>you will lose mmr if you leave now even if its safe, dont do it
>mf when i did it anyways
>its all part of the plan

Commends makes it so you seem friendly from valves perspective.

The more commends you get, the more likely is you to get a shit team.

Why?
Because valve want you to be nice to your shit teammates.

>>152651479
>PA
>not outcarrying squishy slut ranger

Medusa's the only real fucking counter to PA and that's considering late game only. Drow gets shit on by PA at almost all the phases in the game because of her shit hp pool and the fact that a dagger w/ crit can take out half her hp.

>>152650795
someone post smug baby

This happens every time a new hero comes out. Someone picks him, does something that raises the eyebrows of everyone in the game (remember when Oracle was surely a mid?).
"But I played him a TON back in Dota 1!"
That's old knowledge. Chances are, the hero has changed (I've heard he's been changed for his Dota 2 introduction as well). The game has changed. There are new items and new heroes. There's new understanding on how to play. The map isn't even the same, and with changes to it have come changes in how you play around it. Your old knowledge isn't useless, but it's not far off either.
You're not an expert on the hero. Probably no one else until he's had some time in Dota 2. So I don't wanna hear any of you shits citing your doctorate in Underlordology while you rush 2 Moonshards and a Euls Scepter.

>>152651735
>because of her shit hp pool
no, its because of abilities
pa closes distance
drow needs distance

What will be Nate Diaz vs MemeGregor pt.3 be like?

>>152650463
VOCAL
FUCKING
MINORITY
Time and time again polls have been conducted showing at least 50% of this shithole is not posting because they are playing the game
Obviously, 5% of these people have a game so shit they need to vent on this shithole
Of those 5%, 10% is PSG
Of course, straya in his inescapeable composure, must feel the need to dismiss such emotional expression as "blogshitting" and "actually playing this game xD"
While forgetting that the other 95% is lurking and doesnt care enough about shitposting to back up that the gulag does play this game
About streamshitters and mafiashitters, its simple
they're either
a) Twitch shitters who browse this shithole but instead of spamming in a sea of spam they want (You)s about their common ground of watching people not play dota
b)gualgites who are so lonely and friendless they might as well just go on /r9k/

>>152651746
Where's t the smug baby from anyway?

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what hero really makes you think?
for me its IO the Guardian Wisp because he is literally a ball of light but he/she whatever can produce sounds out of nothing liek wtf????

>>152651758
official Pit Lord build
>travels/arcanes
>euls
>vlads/mek/pipe whatever your team needs
then tank the fug up

>>152652079
eta on pitlord?

>>152651963
You don't need a mouth to produce sounds you mongrel

>>152652079
Hey fuck you man that's not memeworthy at all.

>>152651956

I'm under the perception that literally nobody here plays video games and you all would rather talk about the wardrobe and girlfriends of streamer celebrities than talk about the video game itself


this thread shouldnt be allowed unless people actually talk about dota or if a seperate moba board is created

I want to talk about the game here but nobody else does. its fucking disgusting

>>152652252
>i want to talk about the game
Then fucking do it man, literally nothing stopping you, but the truth is you would clearly rather complain about the thread.

>>152604290
>http://www.playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9991768

Why does everyone hate mike?

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>>152652252
what does this have to do with dota lmao

>>152652079
official I am the carry now build
bots
bfury
cuirass
blink
shivas
tarasque
eaten moonshard

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>>152652252
>previous thread has discussion of video game due to a large variety of people over 750 posts
>new thread has minimal discussion of video game *possibly due to people leaving and new people arriving with different affinites of dota discussion, or *possibly the same people want to talk about something different because after 1000s of threads the regulars dont want to say hero suggestion #2020475 or blogpost #87374
>*wtf /d2g/ is always non discussion of dota the gulag should be nuked because of this one thread at 150 posts
>*Also, i wont actually discuss the game, i will metapost about wanting to discuss the game across multiple posts without once attempting to start my own discussion!
You know what? I got the perfect suggestion for you
>>>/reddit/

>>152652079
Is pitlord's ult gonna be able to move a unit hidden by shit like astral imprisonment? I'm assuming not.

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What is the most painful experience to lane against? I want to make a carries lane so intolerable that they'll be compelled to focus me every teamfight

>>152652517
>tfw used to build Battlefury as core on Pitlord back in the days of Dota 1 for the fancy cleave animation

>>152652703
me too senpai , i'm gonna miss his running animations as well when he has boots

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"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

>>152652759
His model looks like a turd

>>152652695
Kotl, spam Mana Leak on them every time they run away from the creepwave.

>>152651587
What are asians is the answer ur looking for

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>>152652625

I cannot start discussion of this video game because nobody would join the discussion. I would get "BUT THATS NOT ABOUT *random moba celebrity* :~)"

I want to get back into this game

I tried to talk about it in the old thread and this one with no replies

its frustrating with all the fucking streamermlg-fucker talk

this isnt a fucking video game discussion, its a celebrity discussion and shouldnt belong here

>>152652695
Kotl+kunkka, with an optional +anything with decent ranged damage.

>Bone7 says after you leave Tier 1 DotA you become forgotten unless you are very lucky. As a result Bone7 is little more than a spectator.

Reminder that tier-1 DOTA 2 is a invite only club of people who want to make money by playing against each other for the millionth time.-

kappa

>>152652934

what hero did you use in the past?
how long did you not play the game?

I agree with you, everyone in this thread that talks about some dota celebrity should die a virgin

>>152652954
>shit7

LOL that fucking retard should be grateful he was even allowed to play tier 1 for as long as he did.

were his teams even considered tier 1?

>have 12 loss streak
>uninstall game
>reinstall 2 weeks later
>4 win streak
>8 loss streak
kill me please

>>152652954
It's not like you can form an underdog team then gain sponsership from your results which has pretty much been the arc of competitive dota the past year

>>152653135
>Clearly a newfaggot since he doesn't understand how KP and C9 were regarded in the scene
>has the audacity to talk down bone7

hubris of retards

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>pick CK
>they insta-pick Timber/AA/ES
>ez noob
fucking tryhards
thanks for subscription

>>152653162
If I killed you how could you git gud?

>>152653274
They were regarded as a bunch of clowns, the biggest laughing stocks in the scene.

>>152653274
>actually defending garbage7
you're probably some dumbass anime faggot, why am I even gracing you with my reply.

I bet you think EE is good LOL

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>no trashman hero
dough turds?

>>152653280
My favourite part of dota is when people try to counterpick with heroes they are absolutely dogshit at and get stomped.

>>152646616
More like the new W33. Used to only play specific heroes but sees potential to get on an actual team so he is broadening his game by MMR grinding. Singsong has just stagnated instead

>>152653412
>Clowns placed higher in TI than any version of Secret
my sides, how was every version of Secret so fucking bad

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How do you play naga? I get radiance let´s say 20minute. Start sending illusions to all lanes, while farming jungle and getting gold like a jewish madman, but it´s totally useless because enemy slark/pa are incredibly fat by that time and there´s no way I can fight them

>>152653623
Dream teams just crumble because players can't work together for money. Its probably especially bad when they finally lose and just can't recover mentally

>>152646786
Not really, she's situational because there's so many earth spirit, slark, zet, Tinker, riki and luna pickers up there.

Its situational. But if this is 4k to 5k, reasonable.

>>152653749
lc on the other hand is the real hero you can meme at any level

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Reminder this guy is falseflagging as hating esports celebs so that we can post more of them to trigger him.

Do not give in Gulag post the opposite of SingSing to meta-trigger

follow your gulagian heart to reveal the true shitpost.

>>152653464
my favorite part of dota is seeing everybody getting countered by a single ward-buying cm (or any other hero i play)
1.6k life didn't chose me, i chose 1.6k life

>>152653728
>can't win with radiance naga

jesus christ, go play league.

>>152653845
I think you forgot your pills this morning

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oh wow this Boner7 interview though
kid will never be able to make it into tier 1 dota again, is he?
also his reasoning for why Secret lost vs LGD is completely retarded imo, not to mention how he thinks FATA was the best midder in TI4 and how EE carried Secret to the Shanghai win lmao

>>152653728
>20 minutes
>Not 12-16

pfft

>>152653734
>icex3 was actually right in saying that DK was the only dream team that worked since they was the one that got the furthest in a TI
>still choked anyway

>>152653916
>FATA was the best midder in TI4 and how EE carried Secret to the Shanghai win lmao
These two points. Bone7 is a fucking retard lmao.

>>152653920
12-16 is insane
How do I do that? I mean I can get battlefury on am 13 minutes in no problem but radiance is really hard to farm

>>152651673
commends = bad team

can anyone confirm this because even if i don't really believe it it kinda makes sense from a business perspective

>>152653916
>EE carrying anything
>wasn't w33 and misery

yea he can just fuck off

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>need to say something really stupid to get (yous)
>can't think of anything
is this what it's like to be retarded?

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>>152653274
so explain to us what made Bone7 so great then fuccboi?

>>152653749
Bananamancer is also picked frequently, ta is on a sad state unlike back then when she was once a win mid win game type of hero.

>>152654048 (you)
yes

>>152654048
take this my friend

>>152653954
I don't think, even by the end of DK's run, that any of the players felt animosity towards each other. Sucks that DK lost to one of the few teams that would scrim them, VG.
>have drafts leak
>Chinese teams won't scrim you
>formed post-TI3 so your strong run was well before TI4

So what other games will you be playing once Pit Lord is released? How long will your break from the game be? I was thinking of making it at least 2 weeks, maybe a month, my only worry is not having enough vidya to play but I can make up with books and movies. Maybe someone can recommend me some good games to play while the cancer destroys the pubs? I was thinking Hearthstone and Path of Exile

>>152653452
Kuroky wants to be a garbage man after Dotes.
>>152654048
Just pretend to hate esport lmao

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>>152653954
>DK was the only dream team that worked since they was the one that got the furthest in a TI

Two dream teams have won TI, one was IG 2012 and other one Newbee 2014.

>>152654008
It's not as hard as you think. Just keep on playing. Guides wont help aside from farming patterns.
It matters on you mastering Naga's strength.

>>152652695
KOTL + 1

I personally like KOTL + Skywrath

>>152652809
kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>152654205
oh and if we count TI 2011 then three dream teams have won TI

but that won't fit the 'dream teams fail' narrative retarded faggots are pushing so I doubt gulag will acknowledge it

because it'd mean end to memes like friendship and JUST KEEP TOGETHER AND WIN.

>>152654121
I'll just be watching streams

the dongerino man himself is doing a 24/h stream and I hear ppd will be streaming later too.

>>152654121
Ill just play Overthrow or 10v10 IMBA. I still want to see Pit Lord and get a feel for his model size.

>alliance rosh lvl 1 on bulldog stream
wtf is this shit

>>152654205
IG maybe, but Newbee got overshadowed by DK. Everyone hyped the shit out of DK but mostly ignored Newbee.

>>152654218
the thing is... Im not new. I have almost 2k hours and play rankeds only.

>>152654423
Newbee was a dream team, they weren't as successful in the start as DK were but they won The Only LAN That Matters

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>want to go to sleep but I don't wanna miss pitlord

>>152654776
Pitlord wont be released until like +10 hours

>>152654519
Newbee started off as a dream team. Then they kicked players until they were Tongfu+xiao8.
Unless I'm remembering poorly?

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>all the major teams are in cahoots about releasing players.

FUCK THIS UNION THING, PUPPEY RUINED EVERYTHING.

>>152654776
Pitlord isnt released for at least the next 6-7 hours
Its 1.50 AM valve time

>>152654776
valve time mate
go sleep for a week or smth

List bad design abilities that you are sure would get a remake in the upcoming new version

>>152654839
you're remembering right newbee was tongfu -kingJ +xiao8

>>152654048
I wouldnt know, i'm not retarded

>bulldog and s4 constantly saying cuck around loda

LEAVE HIM ALONE

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>>152651673
not true.
people's skill level have absolutely nothing to do with whether they're nice or not.
some correlations may appear and some fallacies may arise, such as "nice people try to enjoy the game more and therefore dont try as hard".
however the evidence shows that both sides of the spectrum exist and making ultimatum like such is foolish to consider.

so fuck you for ever bringing up this topic

Would you rather "Loli Wisp" or "Bleep Bloop Stupid Ball of Light"?

Wisp remodel when?

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So you think pit lord is coming in todays update?

Yea think again.
>https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time

>>152655043
loda uses it as well

>>152655070
what would a loli wisp even look like?

today is my birthday

>>152655123
generic little girl but blue
like all loli """"redesigns""""

>>152655162
grats that's one year closer to your inevitable death

>>152655043
bulldog is a fucking retarded memer. spamming cuck like it's the funniest shit for millionth time.

So do we just get 1 hero or do we get a big patch? Why are there no reddit leaks?

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someBODY

>>152655230
>'s the funniest shit for millionth time.
So just like this thread and every normie board of 4chan

>>152655230
nice job dude you just described 4chan

bulldog is literally 4chan

>>152655205
like the little flying girl following guts around in berserk?

>>152655313
>>152655351
KEK X-D-D-D- I SAID IT AGAIN KEK HAHAHAHAH KEK KEK LOOK GUYS KEK :DDDDDD

>>152655351
>bulldog is literally4chan
>he uses r*ddit on a daily basis
really makes you think

>>152655453
>being a phoneposter

>>152655487
H-how do you know?

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>helena starving herself to death

why didn't bulldog save her

>>152655549
I have my ways.

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>release pitlord
>august 23
>a holiday where ameriburgercucklards celebrate niggers
doturds?

>>152655554
Helena is performance art.

Today my friends talked shit on skype about how much better they were than me. Then i spectated them.
>player #1 afk farms for 40 minutes and expects to get clutch solo plays, never communicates with team. Idolizes jacky mao of course.
>player #2 supports but doesn't farm, can't double pull, can't double stack, wastes time hovering around his teammates, doesn't ward often, just a disaster
Both hover ~2500 mmr or less
I'm not saying I'm perfect. I'm a 3k player. I have 80%+ winrates on ck, abaddon, slark and riki. But my winrate on direside is like 15% lower than on radiant and I rage easy.
So i feel pretty good knowing I'm better than both of those obnoxious assholes. I'm glad i play solo queue instead of stacking with them.

Blog over.

>>152655794
you're all shit

>>152655794
you're all dogshit, there's a huge skill cap in between low 3k and low 4k

t: low 4k unranked mmr man

>>152655794
i bet u have a gayman razor setup aswell

>>152655708
she looks pretty normal in her youtube videos

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>>152655708
she is literally dying and henrik did nothing but spout memes.

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>>152655123

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>>152655651
>just release pitlord with nothing else

>>152655892
Nope.
My favorite heroes are actually Oracle and Meepo. I have a pretty large hero pool but i dont really play razor, i think hes bad.
>>152655874
I personally think the difference between 3k and 4k is games played. I've stacked with 5k friends before and competed fine.
But I've only been played for a collective four months or so.

>that bulldog game
Loda is complete garbage, holy shit.

>>152656220
Still higher placement than Team Shjitrekt this year my fucking SIDES

So guys, I relized Firestorm suck so I have new idea!

How about making it do slow and let it have 3 charges? Also, each firestorm should have 1.5 seconds delay.

How's that?

>>152656270
>Team Shjitrekt
had puppey and ee the worst players in the scene.

>>152656220
Bulldong is the only good player on [A].
Some more uncomfy truths for the western audience:
>zai and fear are good (at pos 4 and 1 respectively) but everyone else on eg is mediocre or (ahem: sumail) trash*
>everyone on secret is really bad
>two of the best NA players were coaches at TI6 instead of players
>china is better than eu or na
>jerax and kuro are the only good players on liquid
>Synderen is better than eternalenvy
>meracle > miracle
>w33 > miracle
>no one on na vi is good and they are a dead team

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>why doesnt our free farm safe lane have as much farm as their free farm safelane we fed 5 kills to???

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>wake up
>no shitlord

>>152656441
Dazzle/Huskar lore makes me very uncomfy.
Pugna and Lifetealer are also very not nice.

>>152656468
MOOON SHINE ON 1%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

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hold on
DO WE JUST GET 1 HERO OR DO WE GET UNDERLORD AND THE MONKEY?

>>152656570
Its almost like that's something you would know if you paid attention.

>>152656570
Underlord. Not even balance patch. Just Underlord.

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>>152648204
>I Don't play Dota 2, just spectate major tournaments
>post here anyway

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>152656570
AYO HOL UP

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>>152656634
>Not even balance patch

>>152656570
>>152656634
Underlord now, Monkey King late September with 6.89

They will put out a balance patch for the first Major, for sure.

>>152656801
You think they'd release a full balance patch this soon after TI you retard?

It's going to come with The Monkey King in fall most likely.

This update is just gonna be Pitlord and the new UI.

>>152656801
>>152656819
Balance what????
Most balanced game I've ever seen.

I just got myself a new laptop for 821 dollars (taxes make it expensive). Now I just have to ignore the urges to download dota (I quit 3 months ago). Tell me why dota is a terrible game guys.

>>152656915
>armor meta is now half a year
JUST
>>152656970
>most balanced game

>Playing tide
>Slark without items still easily kills me in matter of seconds
What the fuck

What can I expect from my new and upcoming SEAbros? They'll take the major right? Replace mushit with net and fnatic becomes great again.

>>152657002
Well statistically it isn't fun. It causes so much stress you are most likely shaving seconds off of your life span playing it. And thel ikelihood you get good enough to make a profit is low. Like, 0.0000001%.
Unless you live in NA, in which case, anyone can compete really.

>>152657095
iceiceice+net+dj+ohayo+kuku

Question concerning DC.
Are they NA because they made it to the finals?
Or are they EU because they got horribly stomped?

>>152657104
Thanks. Now I won't play it.

>>152657095
>just lost their best player
>343 is still on the team
Give up hope

Hey d2g i know that you arent that hospitable and all but this is the place i can confide to since i spent most of my time here, so here goes my brother came out when he was 17, and I know this is a slightly taboo thing to say, but we were surprised. He's always been a very masculine, typical 'dudes dude', never really been friends with girls. The only boyfriend he bought home prior to this guy was along the same lines, sporty, liked action movies etc, about the same height, brown hair, tan. He was very very similar to my brother, in attitude and appearance, this being about two years ago, eventually they broke up.
Last month we were having a get together for a family birthday, and my brother asked if it was okay to bring his boyfriend and have him stay a while. We were all delighted he was bringing a guy home, and were really excited to meet him.
You can imagine our surprise when the guy he walks in with has white blonde hair, is significantly shorter (my brother is about 6'3, his boyfriend pushes 5'9), extremely pale, freckled, stick thin and wearing a button-up with pictures of cats on it.

How do I get my dad to stop being so cruel? I don't know what more I can do without just telling my brother, but I worry that's going to cause a huge argument and end with violence. My dad and brothers disagreements have a history of being explosive.
(Wasn't quite sure what to flair this with, I figured 'Non-Romantic' was the best fit. Please tell me if I'm wrong!)
tl;dr: my brother is very masculine, only ever dated a guy similar to him in appearance and personality. He brings home a new boyfriend who is drastically different in both respects. My whole family likes him apart from my dad, who is making progressively horrible comments about him, and I don't know how to get him to stop.

>>152656970
>the entire offlane role right now
>tower armor bullshit making high ground too good, leaving the best way to attack high ground illusion spam or ending the game in a 20m stomp

>Drow ranger is canonically a loner
>has a global aura that helps her team
uhh dotards?

>>152657007
How is it the armour meta?

The only FOTM hero who goes crazy with that is Timbersaw.

>>152657143
They're my favourite western team, even though the west generally sucks at dota 2.

>>152657002
no daily iraq threads

>>152657195
just tell your dad it is his fault your brother is gay.

>>152657143
They are NA because their owning company is from USA

>>152657220
>Anti-Mage's mana void is magic damage

Why do I play better with my headphones off?

>>152657195
fucking muted

>>152657323
Your neck is probably more relaxed which results your shoulder line being relaxed which results you yourself being more relaxed and chill

>>152657287
I thought Antimage used magic to fight magic because magic is an abomination so that's ok if you are killing magic with it.
Kind of like how thou shalt not kill is a commandment, but if you go crusading it's totally fine to kill enemy combatants because God wills it and such.

>>152657215
>he cant take take highground without illusion spam
Listen buddy lemme tell you a tale:
win the game at 30 minutes

>>152657227
Are you for real? People build armor items on everything. Even sups go armlet because +5 armor.

>>152657287
AM uses the enemies' own magic to kill them, he basically makes the target's mana flow unstable and turns them into a manabomb.

New Firestorm :

Nullifire

-Sends out burst of demon flames damaging and reducing enemy's magic damage output in an area.

Damage : 90/180/270/360
Magic Damage reduction : 15%/25%/35%/45%
Duration : 4.1
Delay : 0.77
Radius : 300/350/400/450

Cooldown : 11

Uses the same animation of firestorm during the delay, then explodes on activation.

>>152657493
>Even sups go armlet because +5 armor

The only pos 4s who do this are Kunkkas because it gives them a route into a carry role.

Only STR heroes build it otherwise, I don't care what happens in your 2k games.

Armlet is a popular item, it doesn't mean the meta is about getting lots of armour.

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Q: Raise Skeletons
>Active, AoE, Summon
>Raise all corpses in target aoe to create up to 2/4/6/8 Skeleton Warriors under your control
>Skeletons have 20-32 damage, 260 ms, take 2 hero attacks / 4 creep attacks to destroy and have an ability "Wither"
>Wither: Every attack on a hero lowers that hero's maximum HP by 3% for 40 seconds (multiple stacks are multiplicative)
>60 duration 12 cooldown

W: Corpse Explosion
>Active, AoE
>Detonates all corpses in an aoe in a rapid chain reaction. Detonates up to 6 corpses instantly and 1 every 0.4 seconds after that.
>Each corpse detonated deals 30/40/50/60 damage and stuns for 0.1 seconds.
>Detonated corpses aren't destroyed and can be used for further casts.
>10 cooldown

E: Gore Rain
>Active, AoE, Channeling
>Vomits forth a torrent of corpses in target AoE. Ejects 2/3/4/5 corpses per second. Every enemy hit by a corpse gets -8% movespeed and -2 armor for 5 seconds, stacking independently. Corpses count as skeleton warrior corpses no matter what they were when consumed.
Subskill: Consume Corpses
>Devours all corpses in target aoe. Can store up to 20 corpses at once.
>Passively generates 1 corpse every 5/4/3/2 seconds.
>You can cahnnel Gore Rain during Dance of the Dead simultaneously.

R: Dance of the Dead
>Active, Ultimate, Channeling
>While channeling for 6/8/10 seconds, all corpses are reanimated as uncontrollable summons, and all allies enter a frenzied state while in the aoe. Units reanimate 1 second after dying, whether allied or enemy, and reanimated units will keep reanimating each time they die. Enemy and allied heroes are returned, but still uncontrollable. All reanimated units die when channeling ends. Frenzies allies for +30/40/50% movement and attack speed.
>Dance of the Dead is replaced with a subability while Channeling: Focus. Makes all revives attack a target of your choice.

WHEN IS TECHIES GOING TO BE META

DID THEY JUST ADD HIM INTO THE GAME TO NERF HIM AND FORGET HIM FOREVER?

>you get a razor on your team
>he's rushing aghs

where's the concede button

>>152657590
>it doesn't mean the meta is about getting lots of armour.
thats exactly what it is right now. I'm 5k btw.

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I'd just like to say I won a game with this meme build
>15 second cooldown
>FREE
>huge cast range
>doesn't break channels
>FREE HP, FREE MANA
why aren't you playing aghs offlane utility weaver?
seriously though, if you're actually good at farming (aka not a filthy support picker like myself) you can get this shit early and win every fight early because your carries never fucking die instead of being me and doing nothing for 30 minutes THEN saving every carry

>>152657604
TI 5

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>>152657591
>Raise Skeletons

You're gonna need some good lawyers kiddo

>post red dit
>get replies

uhmm
doturds?

>>152657646
Who builds more armour than they used to?

AGI carries might have to go this route if they're against an Elder Titan who is popular, otherwise it's the same shit.

>>152657581
Nice idea but check this out:
Firestorm
Calls down 3 waves of fire that damage all units in an area. Each wave deals initial damage and then burns enemies for 3 seconds. Deals 30% damage to structures.
Cast Range: 750
Radius: 400
Max Channel Time: 3
Number of Waves: 3
Wave Interval: 1
Damage per Wave: 55/80/105/130
Damage per Second: 15
Burn Duration: 3
Cooldown 16
Mana 100/110/120/130

oh man this bulldog game

I should a thread on reddit

>>152657581
>literally dealing no damage
best teamfight hero

>>152657591
www playdota com/forums/showthread.php?t=1273183

its settled, your dreams are now broke

>>152657701
okay

Q: Raise Minions
>Active, AoE, Summon
>Raises all corpses in target aoe to create up to 2/4/6/8 Minion Warriors under your control
>Minions have 20-32 damage, 260 ms, take 2 hero attacks / 4 creep attacks to destroy and have an ability "Wither"
>Wither: Every attack on a hero lowers that hero's maximum HP by 3% for 40 seconds (multiple stacks are multiplicative)
>60 duration 12 cooldown

>>152646701
You need to move on and start learning the best MILFs, namely Broodmother and Spectre.

>>152657730
firestorm is really a bullshit spell for pushing and is outclassed by shrapnel in terms of teamfight.
there are so many spells that outclassed it. It is only good for clearing stacked camps and it is more worth putting points to malice or anthrophy and anyone who plays pitlord mainer back then knows that.

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>>152657581
I see that and raise you this


PIT LORD

Chaos Pillar
>Active, AoE, Ground
>After a brief delay, a pillar of fire erupts at target aoe. Enemies in the AoE take 100/175/250/325 damage and are stunned for 2 seconds. Allies or self in the AoE are lifted into the air for up to 4 seconds, gaining highground vision.
>Allies can jump off the pillar by issuing a move command in any direction and land up to 400 range away and can traverse cliffs / trees this way
>Units on top of the pillar get high ground fog of war.

Profane Inferno
>Active, AoE, Ground, Channeling
>Pit Lord unleashes a steady gout of fire in an aoe that grows larger and deals more damage and slows movement and attack speed as its channeled.
>Deals a base 10/20/30/40 damage per second and grows by +50% per second for up to 8 seconds. Slows by 20% + 10% per second

Higher Ground
>Passive
>Pit Lord gains bonus attack range, cast range and damage when targeting lower ground.
>Gains ranged attack with 400/500/600/700 attack range
>Gains 20/30/40/50% bonus cast range and damage (both to spells and attacks)
>Bonuses are doubled when on two or more levels of higher ground
>Applied when targeting units on low ground or casting spells targeting aoe on lower ground

Pitfall
>Active, Ultimate, AoE, Ground
>Pit Lord smashes his great mace onto the ground and after a brief delay the ground gives way under target aoe, collapsing all units into an inescapable pit. Deals 100/200/300 damage and traps both allies and enemies for 4/5/6 seconds. Movement skills that would put the enemy less than 1500 range outside the pit will keep them stuck inside the pit on the edge. (Can still teleport out, but can't blink out)
>Anyone can enter the pit after its been created. Allies can leave the pit via Chaos Pillar.

>>152657287
antimage turns enemies mana against them. Like instead of going one direction, it starts going fucking everywhere and acts like a bomb

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>chinks are soulless
d2g BTFO

ppd would have spent all his money on burgers and his trashy gfs

>>152655549
You quoted him wrong, which you would never do if you were posting from PC.

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HOW TO FIX PITLORD
>Dark Portal
>Opens a rift that pass through the netherworld at his present position and a target position simultaneously. Heroes can walk through the gates once to cross the distance between them in an instant by clicking on the center of it. >Lasts 60 seconds.
>Cast Range: Global
>Channel Time: 6/5/4
>Portal Duration: 60
>Cooldown 200
>Mana 200/100/0

>>152657942
>getting cancer in a country like China

haha

that kids fucked

>>152658081
that was what pitlord used to be and it was not balanced.

>>152658081
>>152657891
>>152657810
>>152657730
Nice ocs my dudes ;))). Im sure valve will hire you for these awesome ideas :D

>>152658081
yeah except did you miss the part where on day 1 on pit lord being launched we had people doing this:

>pick heroes with damage to towers and pit lord
>open dark portal from your fountain to their tower
>?????????
>autowin

>>152658128
>he doesn't know icefrog is lurking here here and secretly implements ideas/shitposts.

some were not exactly, but the inspiration was obvious.

>>152658137
That was way back before backdoor wasn't it? You can only do that shit to T1s now.
>>152658081
is obviously too broken but I would rather have this than a team one-way relocate. Its strong regardless

>>152658229
I cant wait for icefrog to completely rework pitlord based on some shitposts in /d2g/ hours before release. epic

Reminder

>current "bug" where Pitlord ultimate isn't restricted to target lane creeps or towers
ULTRA CANCER

>bug is fixed on release
EASIEST -25 MMR OF YOUR LIFE

>>152658395
It's not a bug, it is intended.

I was playing EQ invoker since 11-10-2011 while you faggots are busy memeing EW.

Praise me

>>152658229
he still lurks in playdota though.

I still remember seeing glimmer cape suggested back then.

>>152658137
Could be balanced if it needed a long channel to be constructed, and enemies could destroy it from either end.