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>Got fired today
Now I know Mike's pain.

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First for beautiful Ballora.

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>>152630849

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>>152630821
Stop cumming inside of the animatronics, Fritz.

>>152630821
Have a shower next time
Daily

>>152630849
Starting out strong, I see

>>152630435
>made the thread when there were only 745 posts
You dumb motherfucker

We still care about stuff like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osNPuTIilIM

>>152631404
>Not knowing what a bump limit is

>>152631567
I know what a bump limit is. It's 750 posts. It even says in the OP to not make a new thread until the bump limit or image limit get hit.

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>>152631415
what a shame anon

gud has been replaced with ghost a few days ago
when everyone totally was here and was not impersonated

>idly start writing up an idea for a quest
>get 9 pages into story, character personalities, puzzles, etc
>suddenly realize it's basically Ghostquest without Them
WELP

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Reposting this.

>>152632812
Remember when you used to voicefag?

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>>152632812
Because I finished this. Expect the other two in due time.

>>152632812
>>152632952
>Funny Bunny
>Busy Bear
what's next, corteous chicken?

>>152633112
Chica's right there, being a SLUT.

>>152633112
Judging by the pinup, I would say Comely Chicken

>>152632812
>>152632952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bARdHaGfbFE&list=PLCF257195897169C4

>>152633112
Perhaps Frisky Fox

>>152633219
You take that back, or else I'm going to slap you with a glove and then comically roll up my sleeves for a rousing duel of fisticuffs!

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>>152633407
Don't make me, pops.

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>>152633531
Phooey! I'll be giving you the bum's rush! raggamuffin-I-am-not!

>>152631527
No.

Those things are stupid and gimpy.

It's pretty dumb how there's so many franchises with such wide appeal that people would buy figures of- Fallout, Dark Souls, FNAF- but they don't get them, or in Fallout and FNAF's case, get licensed out to shitty companies like Funko that fuck it up.

I mean, I'm okay with there being something cheap for kids to play with. But the character designs also warrant a higher-quality and better detailed figure.

>>152631925
I considered a Fallout-themed quest but dropped it because I realized how similar it would be to Ghostquest.

>>152635442
It seems like Bonnie and Toy Bonnie have gotten their suits mixed up, and Freddy will have to sort this mess out personally.

How risque!

>>152635709
Was it a miss up?
Or was it a ploy by Toy Bonnie to get closer to the security guard
I mean, the security guard and Bonnie talk to each other a lot

So what's Scott's endgame? Why is he hyping up SL so much? Is he trying to pull a Kojima or is there something else at play here?

>>152635959
Either way, it doesn't seem like Bonnie or Freddy are having any of this shit.

>>152636372
Retirement

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>>152635627
I worked a full-time job but stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.
I decided to take the subway back to my house but jumped out because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.
When I got home I made love to my beautiful wife but stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.
I then decided to make a spam and Colgate sandwich but threw it out because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.
I started living under bridges and killing squirrels for sustenance but stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.
I was smoking meth but stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.
I then decided to shitpost on 4chan but hten stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghos

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Wops wrong thread have Magician

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>>152635709
Suit switching is my jam

>>152636372
Recall how bad the reception to FNAF 4 and especially World was, mainly because of being released way too soon and not being up to our very high standards. He's taking his time with SL, he's had other people helping him, and so far it looks and sounds like it's going to be awesome.

Plus it's Scott, he gets really excited about every game he makes, which is one reason he went suicidal after most of his games were badly recieved or ignored.

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>>152636603
>Wops
You callin' me a wop, sonny? You're askin' fer' a whoopin'!
Those damned, dirty wops!

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>>152636372
I think he means to actually, literally 100% end the series with it after FNAF 3 and 4's mid-to-good but not 'This is the pinnacle of the franchise' reception. Scott WANTS SL to go down as the best one is the impression I'm getting.

I still REALLY hope FNAF World gets an SL themed FNAF World Update all the same, Scott's RPG-focused shitposting is a thing of beauty.

>>152636598
Sounds like rejecting GhostQuest has had a mostly positive influence on your life.
Congratulations on your successes.

>>152636603
I'm confused. What are we talking about?

>>152636680
You think that's somebody fetish?
It's not quite body swapping but it seems like there's some potential there. Seems very specific.

>>152636598
you okay there buddy

>>152636751
>which is one reason he went suicidal after most of his games were badly recieved or ignored.
Please stop parroting this. He was never going to commit suicide; his insurance company was made aware of some suicidal tendencies he expressed during therapy and took action to preventing him from doing so. He would not have killed himself if FNAF was unsuccessful, he likely would have just pursued a different career.

>>152636598
I want to gently cup and caress the bear breasts.

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>>152635442
>>152635959
how scandalous!

>>152636603
them beamz glasses is a nice touch

>>152636680
true, it's basically personality swapping with robots

>>152636809
>I think he means to actually, literally 100% end the series
Haha, fuck man, that's a good one.

>>152636603
MORE LIKE
BELONGS IN THE TRASH

>>152636603
Is Toy Tricky in there?

>>152637195
It's not personality swapping though, right? I mean, they're still them, the just look like someone else.
It's almost like dressing up in a fur suit, or roll playing.

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>>152637002
I was killing gooks in Vietnam but then stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.

>>152637110
My body used to be covered in skin, but then I tore it all off because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.

>>152637141
I gently cupped and caressed the bear breasts but then I stopped because I realized how similar it was to Ghostquest.

>>152636751
>Recall how bad the reception to FNAF 4 and especially World was
World I'll agree with, but we're basically the only ones who routinely shit on 4. Most of the "outside fanbase" as it were seem to regard it positively.

>mainly because of being released way too soon and not being up to our very high standards.
Does expecting a game to have a coherent and consistent story along with being released as scheduled really qualify as "very high standards"? Seems like pretty basic stuff to me.

>>152637782
Telling a coherent story through a point n click flash-styled game is kind of hard though, it's not like he has a pastebin to fix any misconceptions or issues. You are right though, Scott has let it get TOO confusing after 3. Especially World apparently having canon ties to 3 but never explaining why or how. The atari games in 3 already didn't make sense as it is, trying to use FNAF World to make sense out of them didn't help.

>>152638029
>Telling a coherent story through a point n click flash-styled game is kind of hard though
I mean, he pulled it off well enough with the first three games. 4 should've been a cinch. Just show us what we already know (Toy bots doing the bite) or elaborate on Fredbear's history. But for some reason he decided to just vomit all over the place with it and now we have two bites, five locations, and like twelve dead kids. It's like he was TRYING to fuck the story up.

Oh god, what if he was? What if he's just been laughing at us this entire time?

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>>152637731
this is the new unzip isn't it
well hf
>>152637708
well, if you think of it as a robot's person transferred into a different appearance entirely, i feel like it would be in that realm of swapping
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>>152637782
i feel like waiting till the bloody game is actually help would make things less complicated anons

just sayin

>>152638449
Is this recent? This is absolutely adorable

>>152638449
>actively discouraging game discussion
Such is life on /vg/. Back to circlejerking over whatever furfag shit is popular right now, I guess.

>>152638449
I can't see this Foxy without thinking of Fennekin and then I get pissed off because of the League bullshit

What's a good, cheap, reliable tablet I could use for digital art? I want to start making a move from traditional. I don't need anything with bells or whistles.

>>152638729
>caring at all about the Pokemon anime
You have to be 18 to post here

>>152638854
Monoprice is generally cheap in my experiences.

>>152638854
Go to Amazon
Wacom Intuos Draw CTL490DW

That's the one you want

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>>152638554
panels stopped by last thread and made some arts
i think i accidentally caused some of it to happen, but hey
>>152638729
i feel bad for ya anon

>>152638854
Wacom Bamboo/Intuos models are popular and inexpensive.

>>152638854
An entry level Wacom should be fine. They're what many of the artists here use.

>>152638887
>even knowing what he's talking about in the first place
Literally take every dick out of your asshole and shove a firecracker up there

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>yfw in Update 3 Baby starts making the regular FNaF universe and FNaF World universe to merge
>yfw there's an area where all the characters in your party turn into their canon versions.

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>>152639520
>mfw Scott replaces the whole game with a picture of Freddy's head crudely photoshopped onto a dog turd

>>152638854
Huion H610 Pro.
Bigger and cheaper than similarly priced Wacom products.

>>152639520
I'm almost certain that all of the Sister Location characters will become playable in Update 3, probably by way of a new area like in the last update.

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Even the big bad final bosses go too far and make mistakes sometimes.

>>152640704
>spelled Jimmy Neutron
>not Jimmy Nutron
No, I am not impressed. Wash the dishes and go to bed.

>>152640704
Nigga I don't even know what the fuck this is.

>>152640846
The PC term is Jimbo Nimbuggletrons

>>152640872
Consider yourself lucky.

>>152640983
What? Nigger go to bed, you're making no sense. You're probably as drunk as Bombay right now.

>>152641545
>>152640872
https://youtu.be/-3Eo1JZq5sY It's a reference.

>>152641739
Yeah that's not what he was referencing. I think you're a fucking idiot.

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>>152638729

>>152642334
Draw me a thing, Panpan

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>>152642334
draw a shicka

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>>152642334
just noticed this, but i haven't seen an hq alt version of this foxy yet

i bet she would be cute as fuck

>>152642334
do you know the muffin man song?

>>152642531
>tfw Panels will never draw you a thing

Time to die

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Panels is for lewd.

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>>152642181
It is though. I literally quoted the scene word for word in the picture and drew the Pizza Monster with reference. Is this some sort of subtle reverse-baiting? Am I being punked?

>>152643034
Make Springtwerp come back and draw again, he's been gone for months

>>152643082
Good.

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>>152642850
dun feel bad anon
ya still fun to me

>>152643034
it's prob cuz rainbowposting makes direct trolling impossible

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>>152643251
leeeeeeewd

Scott should try to make FNAF more like an 80's horror movie, instead of keeping the horror contained to jump scares for LP kiddies.

It's a win-win because we get better games and people will buy it anyways.

>>152643365
I think I'd like this.
It'd have to come out on VHS.

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>>152643365
actually that would be cool with cheesyFNAFWorld humor mixed i dunno, gameplay like old school silent hill or resident evil?

those can get really popular, if done right, a revival of good horror games and horror movies alike

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>>152643347
this is the hottest picture I've seen all week

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>>152643365
>"Hey gang, let's go have an incredibly wild party with lots of beer and hot chicks in that old abandoned pizzeria on the edge of town after we prank call the police station several times about being violently murdered by robots! Don't forget to leave your phones at home!"

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>>152643890
That wouldn't be hard.

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>>152644124
Don't remind me. Those things probably gave us all several kinds of radiation poisoning.

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>>152635696
>>152636809
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>>152643347
>>152643773
in hindsight, i am surprised how much panels post we collectively done and it didn't even hit a hundred posts yet lol

>>152643082
rip

>>152643134
mean anon
bad

>>152643890
exactly.
the most cheesiest story ever, with equally cheesy threats, from flamboyant bunnies to a serial killer that loves have a attribution to candy

the possibilities are endless

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>>152644275
Oh no man. I left my POGS in the pizzeria. We'd better go back and get them before my big fight on the playground tomorrow.
If you help me out I'll give you my Porygon card.

I think I'm getting a bit too 90s now. My age is showing.

>>152643890
>early 90s
>phones
I don't think even pagers showed up in horror films despite them being popular at the time.

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>>152644460
>If you help me out I'll give you my Porygon card.
How old are you?

>>152644608
Old enough that I remember getting scammed out of my FUCKING PORYGON CARD.

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>>152644318
There should also be a whole bunch of shoehorned Cold War references like purple having a very Slavic last name or the killer animatronic AIs coming from SOVIET RUSSIA. Because EVIL. For NO REASON.

And then it's revealed that all the drunk and horny highschool teens present were also all guilty of some shit all along, because we can't have American horror movies where the victims are just random innocents.

>>152644460
Thankfully, my car transforms into a blocky robot so we have a chance against the sadistic gang of conceited varsity team bullies who have no sympathetic, relatable, or redeeming character traits in the upcoming playground karate tournament just in time for the prom!

>>152644476
I know, kind of anachronistic. I think I put that in because of how in recent horror movies they always make up an arbitrary excuse as to why no one has a cellphone or why they don't work because 90% of shit in slasher movies can mostly be solved with some basic communication.

>>152644676
>being scammed out of your Pokemon cards
It's the kind of wound that never heals.

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>>152642705
>>152642531
good night

>>152645114
What's going on here?
Why is she kneeling?

>>152645114
Sleep tight, Shicka

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>>152645114
high quality shicka

it's been a while too

good job and good night panels <3

>>152645206
she is just tired from shicka

>>152645064
>because we can't have American horror movies where the victims are just random innocents.
That was the whole point of the final girl cliche from slasher films of yore, innocence. I don't think it's been replaced in modern horror films, though. Just subverted and parodied if not outright ignored.

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>>152643082
I pester Twerp to post here on a daily basis, one day it'll work, but the whole university life keeps him busy. I probably thirst for his Spring Bonnie more than anyone here, I feel the pain as well. Till then you're stuck with musty old me, sorry anon.

Off topic, and it's late so I doubt I'll see answers, but I'm split, new chapter of Le Cauchemar, Dust Bunny, or Inside My Shoes? I actually have time to write this week and want to use it.

>>152647719
My crotch says cauchemar because yella, but my curiosity says dust bunny.

So inside my shoes.

>>152647719
Gotta vote for Le Cauchemar for more dream drama. Also hoping for Miss Yella.

>>152647719
I always enjoy more dust bun

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>>152648197
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>>152647858
>one vote for each
Pappy always said to make all life choices by the dick, so I'm going with Le Cauchemar. Expect a new chapter no later than Thursday, I already have a very rough outline.

You guys have a good night, I'm going to write for a bit now.

>>152648913
See, all I think about when I see this is that Scott made the black kid wear the chicken mask.

>>152648913
I only just now got what was going on in that picture

>>152632938
Which was after he was an artfage.

honestly I am glad he's drawing, he's improved greatly from his shitty paper scribbles.

>>152643773
Thumbnail just looks like its taking a line of cocaine.

>>152651596
Based on the records I've got, he started voicefagging in September of 2014 and started drawfagging in October of 2014. I remember it was kind of a big deal because only a couple of people were doing more than one "thing", and then he started writing Home Invasion a month later.

>>152651596
>Which was after he was an artfage.
He was a voicefag first.

>>152652346
Well I guess I was wrong, but man thats some dedication.

>>152651596
>after he was an artfage
Incorrect.

>>152654345
You're 40 minutes late to him admitting he was wrong, anon.

>Mankind Divided is another Invisible War
>Fallout New Orleans isn't actually a thing


Well, I guess that just leaves Sister Location as anything to look forward to. Maybe Haydee and the Time Fcuk sequel.

So, is 2016 a really bad year for games? I can't think of anything good that's come out besides Dark Souls 3.

>>152655462
Oh shit, there's gonna be a Time Fcuk sequel? Sweet! Also Ghost of a Tale recently came out, and I love it.

>>152655462
>Haydee

It looks like shit designed solely to push an attention-grabbing character design.

Hey Crisis.I.Am, wake the fuck up. I got a video I want you to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buL9GsYvKWY

>>152655462
FONO would have been a 2017 release at the earliest anyway. It's not like it being a real project would have improved 2016.

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>>152655830
I literally just watched this on /gif/.
Hurry up future, I want sarcastic randy robots who are only satisfied when pleasuring others.

>>152657086
Ah, so we were in the same thread
Nice

>>152657608
vawbon has some talent

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>>152657167
Man if those absurd fantasia fucktoys were half.. or third the price I'd be so tempted.

>>152657608
>giant robotic rabbit defends itself from ufos

>>152657958
>tfw you'll never fuck a fat thousand dollar ass
It must feel amazing

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>>152657608

The Bon is dead! Long live the Bon!

>>152658182
Good thing she has her friends there to help her out

>>152659589
But Lolbit was perfect just the way she was!

>>152659589
Hey Al, another sexbot just got shipped in. Do I chuck this one on the pile, too?

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>>152659742
We can always be more perfect.

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>>152660387
lolbit no

remember your shame

>>152660387
Hey Crisis, how many pictures have you drawn so far this month?

>>152659589

The more I see of your bots, the more I wonder how Blade Runner would wok in that universe.

>>152657608
>>152658182
That's really fucking cute

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>>152660592
Got too excited at the prospect of huge silicone rears.

>>152660640
210

>>152661501
In what way? Robots wanting to become more human?

>>152661615
>210
That's no good, Crisis. You drew more than double that last month! There's only a week left in August, pick up the pace.

>tfw you'll never get to blow Bombay

>>152661615

Well yeah. I mean given that all of your bots are self-aware and keep getting more and more human-style parts it seems like an understandable end result. TC's even disregarding her original face.

>>152661615
Do you have a futa kit?

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>>152661775
>>All the people want to be robots and the robots want to be people.

>>152661678
Or what?

>>152661906
Anything's possible.

>>152664643
>Or what?

I hope you like pain

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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=36814

>>152664970
Well actually..

>>152663754
little shit's about to get what he deserves

>>152666568
Fucking hell, you don't just link someone to something like that without some kind of warning

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>>152666568
>Well actually..

>>152666568
>filename
Been distracted thinking about robots, boss.

>>152645064
bonnie is a big girl

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>>152667714

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Good morning thread have a chigun.

>>152668591
Do business chickens count?
I can't go back to HR. Freddy'll rip me apart with his bare hands.

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>>152668927

>>152669442
There's only one business chicken for me

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>>152670154

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>>152670579
W-well...
I have a picture of them right here on my work desk.

>>152670579
It's you

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>>152670679

>>152664643
Now there's a Lollypop I'd love to lick.

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>>152671061
Here's my card, call me somtime.

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>>152671370
>richard rooster
>dick cock

I giggled

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>>152671370

>>152672191
Alright this is getting silly. You don't want to be silly, do you Crisis?

>>152672191
Now I want to play Hotline Miami again.

Hello and good morning everyone, how is this general doing today?

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>>152672191
We should meet over dinner later tonight, don't you agree?

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>>152673519

>>152672376
It's too late Anon, I was always silly.

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>>152675461
Well, it's been truly an enchanting evening but I'm all tuckered out. I'm retiring to my chambers for the night.

Would you like to join me?

>>152676840
Is this the new horseman?

>>152668601
That's a cute looking chicken

>>152673145
thread got suited, time to go home

>>152679046
Why does Ballora look like Lucina from Fire Emblem?

Shit, did I just call upon the autism of /feg/?

>>152679046
>filename

pfft

>>152679467
>Lucina

Can't be her, the breasts are too large.

And I just now realized that the only "clothes" Ballora is wearing is the tutu and what would amount to a piece of fabric draped over her shoulders that's just long enough to cover her nipples and would need to be adhesived down. Wow, Scott, you dirty old man.

>>152679046
>/5N@F/ is no better than the outside fandom, you guys!

>>152679810
Don't worry, the hijab is DLC

>>152680001
>Scott makes DLC that puts Ballora in belly-dancer attire of translucent silks, billowy leggings, a silk mask, and gold jewelry adornments

Stop, please, my penis can only become so erect.

>>152680038
I believe that the commenter in question was parodying the common argument that the general is equally bad as other parts of the fanbase. By scrutinizing this quotation against the poor quality image posted, it created a humorous and ironic juxtaposition which pokes fun at the aforementioned argument.

t. Joke explainer

>>152680345
No I noticed that, that's why I deleted it.
It was so accurately portrayed I forgot it was greentexted.

>>152680335
>Baby in a hijab
We've officially gone too far.

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wow... fnaf has its own threads in /vg/?

what the fuck do you nerds do here all day?
are you all 12 years old?
is this place as cancer as the Katawa Shoujo generals with people that have no direction in life?

>>152680514
Nah, she'd be in overalls and a straw hat to represent hard-working American farmers.

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>>152680702
penis :DDDD

>>152680702
You should join us!

>>152680702
Hello, welcome to /vg/

>>152680806
>True Circus Radio, hosted by Baby

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>>152680702
>what the fuck do you nerds do here all day?
Oh, you know
Stuff

>>152680702
There's a Katawa Shoujo general?
Damn, I'm in the wrong place.

Who's the most fuckable /5N@F/ character?

>>152682749
funtime foxy
twinks a best

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>>152680630
[Cue careless whisper]

>>152668601
You did it!
You drew something not fucked up that derives from your body dysmorphic fetishes.
That's actually cute, good job.

>>152682749
GMF's Toy Bonnie.

>>152682749
Toy Scott

>>152683156
Fuck, that is unsettling.

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>>152682749

>>152683156
Fucking kek

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We're slowing down. This is now a dance thread.

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>>152685352

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>>152685626
It's weird how many gifs I have of Chica dancing.

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>>152685352
I don't have any FN@F themed dancing gifs, will this one do instead?

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>>152685352

>last update to Benis's comic was one year ago
H-haha

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>>152687223
No fate worse than being aggressively danced at.

>>152688070
Spring Bonnie is objectively the best animatronic.

Adam sandler had always loved creepy Freddy fazbear's pizzeria with its gentle, gorgeous golden fressy. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was an idiot, educated, alcholol drinker with skinny penis and fat vugina. His friends saw him as an afraid, attractive adam sandler. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a burnt foxy. That's the sort of man he was.

Adam walked over to the window and reflected on his dark surroundings. The rain hammered like running mice.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Chica bibjok. Chica was a drunk monster with ginger penis and brute vugina.

Adam gulped. He was not prepared for Chica.

As Adam stepped outside and Chica came closer, he could see the striped smile on her face.

Chica glared with all the wrath of 6528 nice kaleidoscopic keemstar. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want stuff him in a suit."

Adam looked back, even more horny and still fingering the mic dildo. "Chica, i think i love you," he replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two chubby, cloudy cocoroach beating at a very sexy valentines day, which had rap music playing in the background and two inteligent uncles loving to the beat.

Adam regarded Chica's ginger penis and brute vugina. "I feel the same way!" revealed Adam with a delighted grin.

Chica looked sad, her emotions blushing like a kaleidoscopic, kooky knife.

Then Chica came inside for a nice drink of alcholol.

THE END

>>152688425
>fnaf_movie_plot.txt

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>>152688752
It makes me sad that the movie basically has no chance of being good. Even sadder that the kikes at Warner Bros. will most likely cut the real animatronics in favor of CGI.

>>152689212
>even if we get good animatronics executive meddling will cut them entirely for CG

>>152689536
Why bother spending money making real animatronics when you can just shit out CG and your target audience will eat it up all the same?

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>>152689536
Don't fucking remind me.

>>152689826
This makes me irrationally angry.

>>152690007
>irrationally

>>152689826
I wish the switch to CGI wasn't so sudden and absolute. If there had been a period of 20 or so years of gradually moving from strictly practical effects to a mix of it and CGI then we could've had some really great stuff in films and television. Instead, we got people dumping practical effects for strictly CGI long before it was actually a viable option.

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>>152689763
>>152690007

Universal had the studio slather on CGI because the millennial audience they used for testing laughed during it.

They probably also ordered them to wash out the Things. Hence why they're all gray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

Gil Kenan's a lapdog and directed the Poultergeist remake. If/when the movie turns out to be terrible, there's a high chance that the animatronics won't save it because they'll look terrible, being drenched in sanitized CG. But there's a probability the movie won't be anything but Monster House with jump scares so I doubt we'd see them much anyways.

>>152689169
You know it really pisses me off that I can tell this is from the Zone flash.

>>152690627
Never saw the Poltergeist remake. Was there anything especially bad about it?

>>152690873
Well, it was a remake, so naturally yes, it was utter shit. The fact that FNAF is a video game movie basically seals it's fate, since no movie based on an existing video game franchise has ever been good.

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>>152688425
>Chica glared with all the wrath of 6528 nice kaleidoscopic keemstar
Nani?

>>152691284
Anything bad beyond being a remake of a movie that wasn't calling out for one, obviously.

>>152691284
>>152691431
But remakes are good because they update the movie for a new generation.

>>152691603
I hope you're being sarcastic

>>152690627
>Monster House with jump scares
I'd be just about fine with that, as long as there's no stupid bullshit in the lore of the movie. Monster House was a good movie.

>>152691603
I think it's worth noting that the only good "remake" has been Evil Dead.

And it's not like it was an actual remake.

>>152691903
You have to admit that poultergeist remake is actally way scarier than the original.

>>152692523
It isn't.

>>152692523
They made the clown edgy.


How the fuck did Gil Kenan think making the clown doll edgy was a good idea? Did he miss the point of the original movie?

He and Scott are perfect for each other

>>152692416
Didn't they say they were going to make a sequel to that years back?

>>152691603
I really hate this argument. If the movie was good in the first place then it doesn't need "updating" because it would be just as good now as it was then.

People these days don't want puppets they want 3d because it looks better, and really hope that the animatronics in the movie will be done in that format.

>>152692750
If Silver Eyes was any indication, Kenan will likely creatively overpower Scott and insert shit that clearly does not fit into the original vision.

>>152692957
(You)

>>152692957
Fuck off mate, practical effects beat CG any day.

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>>152692523
That movie was boring as fuck

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>>152692842
the story is good but the actors are not very atractive for the new generation just look at the old robocop eugh.

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>>152692957
Here's a (You), now fuck off back to deddit

Do they still ban people for using "autism" as an adjective?

>>152693436
I know that they fell hook, line, and sinker for Scott's SL hype-mongering without questioning a thing. And they unironically like Silver Eyes.

>>152693417
I don't know what was worse about the Robocop remake
The rampant CG
Or the PG13 rating

>>152693650
I think it was the complete mindlessness of the whole thing.

#tw: Gawker: https://archive.is/iQYUr

>>152692957
I'd rather take redone commercials for old films with some clip-editing once in a blue moon.

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>>152693650
>Or the PG13 rating
Let's be honest who wants to see a rated R movie nowadays besides some psychos who like violence.

>>152693923
>Let's be honest who wants to see a rated R movie nowadays besides some psychos who like violence.
>Meanwhile, Sausage Party continues to make money

>>152693923
(You)

>>152693650
I think seeing Murphy as a bunch of organs was interesting.

It was a very bad movie either way, though.
World War III can't come soon enough.

>>152694026
Hey buddy, I've got another interesting organ for you over here
*unzips*

>>152693007
Scott should've let himself get cucked by a decent director, at the very least.

Imagine if Del Toro did the FNAF movie.

>>152694425
We'd wait 3 years for the film to materialize before it's shelved indefinitely.

>>152694425
Its related to a video game, don't he'd want to touch it after the shit he's been through regarding games

>>152692482
Dawn of the Dead was good.

>>152694764
>Turning the original hero of the story into a whiney little pissant and making it another stereotypical "last woman" film of the genre
>Good
Fuck you, the original ending was the best fucking shock ending in the entire horror genre.

>>152694724
Plus, what director with an ounce of dignity would actually want to have their name associated with fucking FNAF?

>>152694764
I agree the zombies where way more scarier and it was less gory what the fuck was romero thinking when he made the movie that violent, And the ending was too happy for my taste the remake did a better job and the ending was more darker.

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>>152695078
>>152695241
Oh dammit, I mistook Dawn of the Dead for Night of the Living Dead again.

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>tfw no /5N@F/ horror movie nights

>>152696779
We had a conversation about it once after someone mentioned Night of the Lepus, but then the thread ended and it was never spoken of again.

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>>152696779
>tfw even the leddit page has their own movie nights

>>152696779
There's a 24/7 stream of MST3K episodes in the IRC, if that counts for anything.

Someone should really stream The Room or Hellraiser.

>>152697418
>Endless MST3K
Link?

>>152697418
I'm surprised that no one's done a full MST3K-style review of TSE yet.

>>152698249
If only Stickanon was still here
Then again, 500 pages might be too much even for him

Well, lets have our own movie night(or day considering the time)

Lets start now! First movie: One of Scott's older videos Return to MushSnail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GPmXHAs_cc

>>152698614
It's just not the same when nobody's streaming it

>>152698614
>44 Minutes
Jesus fuck Scott.

>>152693417
>ever making fun of based Peter Weller
I hope you enjoy your life of sucking every last penis as you slowly die of mouth aids.

>>152694026
Why do you people always want the entirety of humanity to collapse and burn because of a few bad movies or games?

>>152699345
>taking hyperbole this seriously

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>>152698839
Cool. Alright. I've got 44 minutes to spare.

Starting in a few minutes.

http://www.hitbox.tv/bastian07

>>152698614
God damn, this looks like something from 2001. Is it from 2001?

>>152699928
2003, according to the description

>>152699345
>having criticisms = being a no-good evil mean hateanon
That's some stellar logic there pal

>>152700286
>World War III can't happen soon enough
>the world can't end fast enough
>these people can't die soon enough

>hurp you're so mean for wondering why people want death and destruction

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>>152699345
What do you mean, "you people"?

>>152700543
Are you retarded or something? Those are hyperboles. Expressions that overexaggerate to make a point. This is like fucking middle school shit.

>>152699772
>tfw default is in HD
Curse my backwoods 50kbs internet speeds

>>152699772
Could we have more people in? This shit is weird as fuck

>>152701062
If I could actually watch it I would

>>152700650
Gmodfag still has best Foxy.

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>>152701767
This is probably the cutest thing you've ever drawn.

>>152699772
Scott thinks mushrooms are vegetables.

>>152701767
>ace drawing stuff that isn't gross inflation shit
Now this I can get behind.

>>152701767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw
adorable

>>152702423
You know it's still probably a sex thing though.

>>152701767
So Ace.
When's the next episode of Home Inflation?

>>152702423
>>152703191
I feel bad for Ace now that he's known as the guy who draws gross inflation shit, but he did kind of bring it on himself by drawing gross inflation shit.

>>152702409
They're used as vegetables, so for most people's purposes, they are.

>>152703191
I don't get why everybody wants more of that. He was clearly running out of steam by the last chapter. That whole thing with the break in was some pretty obvious forced drama from a writer in serious need of actual direction.
Like when a TV show starts running out of ideas for new episodes so they introduce a new character.

>>152701767
>no talons
>no wing-fingers
It's nice otherwise. Also Bonnie confirmed for girl.

>>152703538
You mean Bonnie confirmed for best girl.

>>152703515
I just felt like memeing.
Honestly though it's better to write something you care about than to continue writing something you are disinterested in. That way you can vent out creative ideas on one then come back later. I think the same applies to cross-medium creativity.

>>152703697
>implying it isn't Chcia
It's a sin to tell a lie anon

>>152703515
There's nothing worse than a story with no conclusion. It's the same reason that so many people want (or wanted) things like Burlesque and Benis's comic finished. Not to mention HL2 Episode 3

>>152703864
The Grapes of Wrath didn't have an ending, and it's a "classic".

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>>152703831
But anon, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

>>152703864
Burlesque was fucking garbage

>>152703864
Sure there is: a story with a bad conclusion.
Besides, the plot was so open ended, how could it conclude? Unless one of them died or something.
Just like with New Management, the plot centered around the characters interacting within their new environment; it was about the developing social dynamic. But once everything was set up, there really isn't anything more to do. NM basically ended when Mike and Bonnie fucked, but there was no real established endgame like that for Home Invasion. They had already gotten pretty comfortable with each other, and there wasn't an actual overarching plot to work off of, so where else was there to go?

>>152703697
There are so many thread Bonnies that I want to fuck senseless.

>>152704253
The quality of the story is a matter of opinion, but I'm mostly upset because Honey was supposed to be the villian and the story never got far enough to introduce her.

>>152704253
That's just your opinion, anon. Not that I don't agree with it, but that's more due to personal taste that writing quality.

>>152704390
It bothers me that you furries had to turn Bonnie into a girl just so you didn't have to waifu the bird.

My God, everything Scott makes, it has to have a robot in it
>>152699772

>>152704560
>character has a female name
>spring counterpart has eyelashes
>not a female

>>152704532
>made to be a robot whore
>decided she would rather go out and live her own life
>still disturbed by the implications that the institution that created her is still going, creating impressionable young robots that must suffer the same fate she managed to escape
>decides to take the law into her own hands and strike back at the injustice that has so emotionally scarred her
Is that really the origin of a villain, or the beginnings of what will one day be a leader in robot social reform?
She's basically the Malcolm X of her people.

>>152704676
Could we say that Scott is a robophile?

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>>152705220
>heads the million robot march
>mostly peaceful protest ends in violence in the form of a baton to the face
>violence escalates to the point of no return
>Honey loses her shit and decides civil disobedience is shit and that all fleshies must die
>Humans freak the fuck out and decide to try and wipe out all sentient machines
>kill_em_all_kill_em_all.webm
I'd watch/read that

>>152705578
I genuinely wish I could've been in the stream to see it, is it on youtube?

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Snowdozer

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>>152705838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GPmXHAs_cc

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>>152705886
So thats where Bouncer and Snowcone came from.

>>152703515
>Like when a TV show starts running out of ideas for new episodes so they introduce a new character.
Man, Fairly OddParents really went downhill