/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

I miss you.

lei is cute

>>152622243
i'm not lying or kidding

why make a generic brown cat thats lower quality than the cute purple cat you had? does purple give you bad memories of beepy or something?

Actual pastebin: http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

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hello

>>>>ACTUAL PASTEBIN<<<<

http://pastebin.com/HGURXpwg

I stopped playing the game at level 25. I want to come back though. I do have a couple of questions. Do I need the expansion to enjoy the game now? Hows the community? Is it still comfy and popular as it was before?

I don't have any friends.

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lalafell

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>imagine ffxiv without ps3 support

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Lewd cats

>>152622619
You don't need the expansion until level 50 / want to be a lizard. Community is fine depending on your server. See before.

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DANCEROES!

There was once a WAR.

>>152622795
I want this cat to nurse on my cock while I stroke her tail.

>>152622393
Just bought a 3 pack on a whim and wanted to try something I hadn't yet. My friend helped me make it and all and it made him happy.

I'll probably go back eventually but I wanna have fun with this for a while or maybe something new.

If I was a PLD would anyone want me to tank for them......

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Thancred a cute. CUTE

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>>152622801
REAL
ROE
HOURS

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>imagines game discussion

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xth for i feel like im dying!

>>152622870
You should go back to lalafell.

>>152622650
Friends are for the weak-willed

>>152622619
You need the expansion to progress through Heavensward content. (50+). Community is dependent on your server really, Balmung is the most populated as well as the most casual/social. Gilgamesh is also very popular and generally does more content (not sure if they are *better*). A few other less populated but active servers are Excalibur, Leviathan and possibly Sargantas? Not too sure.

>>152623069
ugly

>>152623062
airship crafting.

>>152622797
I'm in leviathan. Is it still pretty comfy? i miss what I had in FF11 way back in the day.

>>152622870
If you wanna go brown, try to make a brown mooncat. The skin tones are harder to work with on keepers but they are usually much cuter than suncats imho.

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Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks

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c@

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if i ignore an ebin will it go away?

>>152623159
Leviathan is a good server to be on, so you'll be fine. Low level areas will still be barren though no matter what server

>>152623267
no

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reminder that
>proci thirsted after meria
>now hates and shittalks her cos she wouldnt date him
>selyn thirsted after meria
>dropped her because lol suicidal now denies it and shittalks her
>guffy thirsted after meria
>dropped her because lol asexual
>shyv thirsted after meria
>threw fit cos lol her crush on godspeed
>godspeed doesnt want her
>mittens thirsted after her
>dropped when she fanta'd away from her femra
>she thought any of these were her friends
am i forgetting any1

>>152623267
Yes, because ebin's survive off attention. If you ignore them, they shrivel up and die.

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>>152622853
Das lood

>>152623305
Didn't Proci kick out almost every member of an FC for her?

They made MGP a lot easier to get, thank the twelve.

>>152623345
I'm not hearing a no~ And I bet I'll be hearing yes more than a few times when I slip my hand from the base of your tail to between your legs.

>>152623267
No because other people will continue to feed them with attention anyway

>>152623241
This, sooooo much

>>152623471
I've been getting a 10k a day on cacpot, got 2 yesterday. Felt comfy.

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>>152623449
That was Spuki "I'm gay guys I swear" Bugi

>>152623305
>people keep track of this

>>152623449
you're thinking about the spuki bugi NEET purge meme
wasn't related to her
smegtur got temp leadership when spuki took a break from 14, smegtur turned closed friend fc into vg fc
spuki came back remaining founding members wanted fc back to what it was and he obliged, kicked the vg people
meria wasnt involved but rejoined when heard it was back to friend fc status

>>152623602
Oh..most of those idiot c@boi's are the same to me.
Except red cause he's chill

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I just can't wrap my head around posts like >>152623345
Like, this is a grown man soliciting other grown men by playing dress up with slutty clothes in a videogame.
Then there's this guy >>152623475

what the fuck

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>>152623305
i'm still friends with egg
i never stopped being friends with egg

>>152623705
Degeneracy exists everywhere.
Don't give them attention.

>>152623705
its called "cringey"

im a 100% grown man and those posts make me squint my eyes

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>>152622214
Since when is this a thing?

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>>152623689
>source: my ass

>>152623775
Reverted the sex change already?

>2011 + 5
>still using the "Grown Man" meme

lol xivg always so far behind

>>152623241
maybe, I've never made a mooncat before. I always preferred sun but I guess it wouldn't hurt to try something different.

>>152623081
gee I wonder who this is.....

I will eventually

>>152623912
nah source: was involved in it and am one of said founding members and voted for kicking the vg memers
note how noponis doesn't mention meria anywhere

>>152623858
This is true in fact LOOK OUT IT'S BEHIND YOU

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Hello /xivg/!
How was your day?
Mine's been pretty great, thank you for asking.
:3

>>152624067
rip rockcat.

>>152624067
fuck off

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>>152623926
no

>>152624067
It's rock lizard!

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>>152624116
You look better this way.

>>152624116
you only go malera when you thirst for someone that likes them
who is it this time

Rock Lizard vs. Fish Face.

>>152624052
Why don't you post with an avatar anymore?

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>>152624092
I'll be back.
:3
>>152624102
That's not a nice thing to say.
>>152624153
Hi!

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>>152624202
no, i just felt like it
but i'm considering going back to blue squid

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>>152622994
AW YEAH!

>people talk about proci
>rock lizards shows back up.

>>152624067
do you erp...

>>152623305
this made me sad
poor girl just wanted buds

>>152624678
guys
i don't erp
:3

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>>152624547
I don't see the connection.

>the expansion adds five slots to all inventories

>>152624290
Pretty sure they're the same person

>someone actually bothered to save rockliz pics

what the fug man

>>152624814
Fishface is less autistic.

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>>152624841
I know, right?
Who would save screenshots of a character that isn't theirs..?

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>>152624510
You pull that hairstyle off WAY too well!

>>152624778
PS3 GENOCIDE
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>ywn have any of these femroes cuddle you

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>>152623689
what a waste, i worked so hard to make the best vg fc ever made and then they even stop playing and sell the house after purging it

>>152625004
the only good one is >>152622994

>>152624308
why would anyone want sugi to avatarpost again

>>152625196
why wouldn't you?

>>152624052
sugie

>think you got a good parse
>upload it and it turns out to be trash
I knew it would be lower, but I didn't expect it would be less than half

still in the shitter zone after all, damn...

why did the shopping cart master stratos transfer off balmung again ?

>>152625275
it'll just make beepy have a meltdown

hello shirou kuma aka the lala miracle baby here i love feet and toes

Hahaha...HAHAHAHHAHAH...... ROES!!!!

AHAHAHAHHAHA...

Here's a better one

MIQO'TE!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>152624950
I feel like the highlight is just as flamboyant as the 'do, so the badassery is doubled.
Thanky, cutey.

>you will never kume in rock lizard

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>>152625278
Hi

>>152625612
>tfw rock lizard swallowed your kume

want to get back into this game

whats most fun dps and healer?

also which classes are cancer in raids

>>152622367
I know.

>>152625709
DRG and SCH

AST

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>>152625435
good post

>>152625824
erp with me

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>People like you
>Nobody LIKES you
Just kill me now.

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Ton of probably obvious MCH questions to break up your memes.

Should I be quick reloading on slug shot when it procs? on split shot when qr is off CD? Should I save Reassemble for clean shot? Should these just be macros?

Is there any need for head graze, blank, leg graze, or foot graze in dungeons/raids?

Is there ever a time where i'd WANT to recall the turret?

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>>152624067
Getting down in A6S.
As in sweeping the floor.

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>>152625824
dont ever rebly to me again

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>>152625941
sucks to be you lmao

>>152626031
how ironic

>>152625709
im quite fond of monk and whm, but AST can be pretty fun where cards are involved

>>152626031
hey u whats your name

How much longer do we have before they start patching?

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>>152625908
>>152626007
two cancer's replying to me at once...

>>152625275
Sugi's relationship with Asuna isn't going well so he's keeping a few ebins close for potential dates when they break up, so seeing all his screenshots will give Beepy a mega meltdown

>>152626237
The sad part is this is exactly how Sugi operates.

>>152626237
>Making up completely random shit because you just cant let someone here be happy

>>152624702

Her fault for admitting to be an female in Balmung.

>>152626237
stop posting beepy

>>152626178
>cancer's

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>>152626169
~4 hours and 15 minutes

>its a sugi vs beepy episode

am in

>>152626351
but he's right. sugi can't have a relationship that is platonic or just friends. every relationship is a potential grown man relationship to him.

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>>152626178

bonus cancer

I'm Lvl 32 and haven't gotten a job yet. What job is the most fun?

>>152626502
post lewds

>>152626237
I hear Kirito Tia is one of the candidates. This will be an exciting week, I can't wait!

>>152626606
Demolitions expert, or pyrotechnical work.

>>152626606
you should probably go with the job pertaining to your current class

So I just bought a fantasia and it turns out it couldn't deliver because my mail was full. I deleted some messages but it still won't deliver. How the fuck do I get my fantasia, did I just waste $10 on nothing?

>>152626526
But theirs is going very well and has lasted a long time and its very nice.

>>152626619
What kind of lewds

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>>152626526
me and sugi have a platonic relationship
it's a love hate thing, really

>>152626596
best cat

>>152626737
...what would that be?

I'm a marauder.

>>152626837
Explain further.

WHO READY TO SMOKE WEED

uhhhh shit forgot what I wanted to say

>>152626796
surprise me

>>152626796
Elf lewds por favor.

Recent ones preferably.

>>152626935
what drives people to look up other people's lodestones? it's creepy as fuck

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I lied to you that night, I never deleted them. I don't know how we reached this point, but I'm sorry for everything. I love you Sugi.

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>>152626606
Chimney sweep is pretty popular nowadays.

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why are all the dol af2 sets so cute

>>152626967
oh ye I remember
updated graphics for xiv when???

>>152626935
it's really creepy that you people cycle through lodestones on what's most likely a daily basis just to see if they happened to log out in lewd gear or with a collar on or something

it's equally as creepy that your first instinct is to report it back here

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>>152627053

>>152626796
cat lewds!

>>152627053
I'm sorry Tofu.

>>152626931
which part :3

>>152627053
>Just posting random images you found on the internet

>>152626758
Someone help

>>152626918
warrior
you get a quest for it at level 30

>>152627190
just wait

>>152627092
to make the suffering to level DoL somewhat worth it

>>152627181
it's been posted before but there's no proof it's an ebin

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>>152626056
you should know by now that these posts aren't me

>>152627190
Clean out your mail, even the shit you already read, then click the request delivery button.

>>152627180
How do I steal Sugi from you?! Whats the secret

>>152627264
what's your sexual orientation

>>152627271
Everything?

>>152627224
How long?

>>152627214
Oh okay.

Can you tell me where please?

>>152627371
He used to date Ayase, what do you think it is?

>>152627412
idk, you could also try relogging if you havent

>>152627256
I normally dont believe in any leaked ebin images unless confirmed by the ebin. People claim "Oh if you cant find it online with a search means its legit" well no because that could be an image of someone you know.

>>152627371
prison gay, you?

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>>152627371
>>152627482
this

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>>152627325
me and sugi aren't a couple so you don't have to steal him from me

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>>152627412
Delete your old campaign / SE letters at least. There's no reason to hang onto that stuff. And yeah you need to wait a while.

>>152627003
>>152627003
>>152627121
Guess I'll go for all 3

>>152627561
Are you memeing? i was actually curious

>>152627423
it continues on from the marauder quest guy

you need a level 15 gladiator, though

What do you guys do for fun in this game? I want to resub for my friends, but I can't really think of any activity in this game that is fun.

>>152627680
Wait til 3.4.

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>>152627053
I lied to you that night, I never deleted them. I don't know how we reached this point, but I'm sorry for everything. I love you Shirou.

>>152627573
Nah thats bullshit. EB=couple

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Good evening ffxiv thread. mew mew @ u
byebye now

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>>152627680
Chocobo racing.

>>152627781
Zettai can I pet you and give you a hug on the other server in a few min?

>>152627668
>you need a level 15 gladiator
Oh, where do I do that?

>>152627781
My favorite cat is here!

>>152627864
BACK OFF

>>152627907
pick the class up from ul'dah

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/14828304/
Who ARE you

>>152625983
Quick Reload every time it comes up, unless you'd be wasting it on Hot Shot or Lead Shot. If you already have a Cleaner Shot proc when Quick Reload comes off cooldown, though, hit QR and then use Split Shot (so that you can get a proc on both Slug and Clean Shot; you can have both procs active at once).

Reassemble and Reload both have 60s cooldowns, so you should be using them together. Use Reassemble on a Clean Shot that also has Ammo loaded, so that your free crit happens on a 220 potency Clean Shot instead of an ordinary 200 potency one.

Don't macro any of this stuff.

Head Graze is used in any content where you want to Silence things. There are times like that in most types of content, but it depends on the fight.
Blank is free damage, and most things you fight at level 60 will be immune to the knockback, but learn which things are and aren't immune, and don't recklessly use the knockback on things that aren't knockback-immune.
Leg Graze is used in some (mostly Savage) raids, but that will depend on your team's strategy. I don't think it really comes up anywhere else.
I can't think of anywhere that Foot Graze really gets used in PvE.

Retrieving the turret would only really happen if you were in a fight where it was absolutely vital that you immediately stopped doing all DPS. By the time you're in a fight where that's important, you'll probably know that you are.

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>>152627731
uh... you might have me mixed up for someone else
i've never eb'd sugi

>>152627730
ffs

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Good night xiv

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>>152627680
I tend to sit in secluded areas, enjoying the scenery, listening to the ambient sounds. I do a lot of sky watching. Sometimes a friend sits with me and talks. Sometimes a friend complicates my life by dragging me into combat situations. I like to craft items. I like crafting presents for my friends. I like decorating my home, and taking care of my gardens. Sometimes I hang out with my cute minion pets.There's lots of fun in this game~

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>>152627976
Tank you veddy much.

>>152628079
wah!

>>152628089
It's elk!

And elk is cute!

>>152628089
ugly

>>152628114
90% of that is idling

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>when u got dat nude mod cranked up but den you levelin an a naked roe run by

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>>152627781
Get over here nerd.

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>>152627864
Not today, sorry.
>>152627920
>favorite
You shouldn't lie, anon.

>>152628452
I'm not lying. I like your cat more than any other, even my own.

>>152626935
tfw renko will never collar you...
memes aside. mari is SOO lucky

>>152628452
did hanna reject you

>>152628681
Mari a shit

>>152628089
die in your sleep

>>152628065
Bitchin, thanks anon

>>152628684
they ditched hanna for lil bun

>>152628452
Oh well, we can drink and watch fireworks and bond over our losses together another time then.

And maybe get some cute pictures, I'm gunna go sleep.

Do take care.

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A super super cute cat and a Spriggan

Post Amber's character I need to nut again

>>152629405
shut the fuck up amber

>>152629391
spriggans are the best

>>152629450
shut the fuck up guffy

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>>152628572
Then why don't you ever come see me ingame?
>>152628684
Not that I know of? Hanna is my bestest friend, we get along great.

>>152625941
>people like you
>no one like-likes you

>tfw you think your EB likes you but it turns out they don't LIKE-LIKE you

>>152629527
We're on different servers

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>>152629531
was it not clear that's what I meant?

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It's getting dark

>>152629527
Stop being so cute and making me wish I was on Balmung so I could be your friend and pet you with my main.

Level 40ish Dragoon here.
I should be disemboweling before using phlebotomize, right?
I noticed another dragoon opening every single fight with phlebotomize, but if I ever opened with disembowel then the phlebotomize wouldn't even get near to wearing off before the mob died.
Are dots like that even worth using if the mob is dying with 10 seconds left on your dot?
I've just been bursting them with the disembowel debuff into my standard combo.

>>152629612
6
months

>>152628681
Shana...

>>152629798
So when's your EB?

>>152629756
there is 3 levels my nigga:
1) Like
2) Likes
3) Like-likes

>>152629627
it's ok naka

>>152629893
But I need my shield.

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Dear Diary

Jackpot

>tfw cumming to the thought of Amber's bloody sewage (american) smelling bed and panties and tying them up and tickling their feetsies till they're forced to use your mouth as a piss jug

umf

>>152629527
>friend zoned

>>152629837
turn back now

My fantasia just blipped out of existence en route apparently, this is frustrating as fuck

>>152599972
hello yes if youre still here, drop your ign and ill hit you up tomorrow probably, i cna help

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>>152626502

I'm a hardcore fan with FFXIV, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in New Gridania where I would often train with Kan E-Senna in the conjurer's garden and help Alphinaud with the Moonfaire Festival, but one day as I was talking to Yda, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Minfilia and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Scions, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Minfilia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

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>>152630167
Nigger get a grip.

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>>152630008
If it makes you feel any better I've had a pending $30 crysta transaction for 2 months now.

>>152630167
and i thought i was bad for dreaming about winning loot

acquire help

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>>152630167

>>152630229
it's pasta

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guys.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... dont forget to floss everyday okay

>>152630167
Amber.......

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>>152630167
Don't do it man they're tricking you.

The afterlife for suicides is actually the first level of Daikatana.

>>152630404
I don't see the problem here. Would be better than the shit I'm dealing with now.

>>152630404
I thought suicide meant you were forced to live as a level 1 slime in a JRPG, used for tutorial battles. Just kinda destined to be killed.

>>152629887
who knows

>>152630512
until an adventurer sees you as a fuck toy for his quickie...

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>>152630481
Let me clarify. The first level of Daikatana without patches or mods.

>>152630512
Turns out that didn't work so well with certain fetishists. Kinda like >>152630634

>>152630634
>his
im in

new funni copypasteur

I'm a hardcore fan with FFXIV, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in New Gridania where I would often train with Kan E-Senna in the conjurer's garden and help Alphinaud with the Moonfaire Festival, but one day as I was talking to Yda, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Minfilia and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Scions, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Minfilia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>152630685
To my knowledge Daikatana is a SHMUP that I admittedly never got around to playing and I used to do nothing but live, eat and breathe those when I was younger.

It would be better than the shit I'm dealing with right now.

I'm a hardcore fan with FFXIV, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in New Gridania where I would often train with Kan E-Senna in the conjurer's garden and help Alphinaud with the Moonfaire Festival, but one day as I was talking to Yda, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Minfilia and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Scions, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Minfilia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

rate?

>>152630812
>daikatana
>SHMUP
what

>>152630909
10/10
2 much water

>>152630812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgnpc5xE_iI

The truth may revolt you.

>>152630943
>>152630953
Oh I must be mixing it up with something with a similar name then. Shut up it's 4 am here.

Any catgirls on Balmung trying to ERP?

>>152630748
thats a pretty decent pasteur

>>152631069
yeah but i only like males

>>152631101
thx, be sure to credit Ririten (oficcial leader of the ffxiv community) for creating this sick pasta

>>152630909
white people/10

>>152630167
what was the original about? NNB?

>>152624006
Behind what? We're usually in front

>>152631138
I'm a male.

Any nice Amber moments or posts in today's threads?

>>152631250
Original was about FF8

Does anyone remember Hello Daddy?

Do they still play? Any way I can contact them for ERP?

>>152631409
She dethroned Awena and almost swallowed her bug friend and wants to be a PLD

>>152631409
Who's Amber?

>>152631321
male what

>>152631409
she made every negative post today
don't forget

>>152631497
Guess I'll have to hit up the archive.

>>152631538
You're not fooling anyone, Anonymous.

>>152630373
how does it feel to be friendzoned?

It takes a certain level of maturity to appreciate Amber posts, it makes me sad that many here discredit her.

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>>152628079
>Eskimo kisses

what does it look like when a lala and roe marry?

>>152631606
Male Hyur Highlander, you interested?

>>152631538
Shit her bed and posted it
Cuts herself whenever she doesn't make an op
Creepshots EVERYONE even on other servers
Drank her own pee
Will die of sepsis soon
Lives in an abandoned house she never cleans with bugs she makes friends with
Removes the discord link from the OP every other thread
Probably is borderline
Tranny
Overweight
Smokes
Sleeps with stuffed animals and a patchy fumo in a hospital bed covered in her blood
Robotrips instead of doing real drugs
Suicidal
No friends
Samefags

>>152631918
...rock lizard?

>>152631908
nty tyrone

>>152631464
Shut up ippiki

>>152631654
For real, I'm new to this thread, don't know who Amber is.

>>152631993
I just fantasia'd to Midlander if that's more your thing.

>>152631838
Explain if you're so smart and mature then, CHILD..

Post your ugly mug AND your ugly music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5hU9OKE-cc

>>152631846
An abomination

>>152632160
oh you're not actually tyrone? yikes

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Ladies and gentlemen.... more likely just gentlemen.
The cure for insomnia, courtesy of Square Enix.

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>>152632235
Wrastlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7LT7emjMU

I need everything to queue up for Labyrinth of the Ancients on Aether
trying to queue for this is suffering

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>>152632235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0PjECSyJ7w

>>152632471
Amber is here, lady and gentlemen

>>152632471
FFXIV is a pretty good sleep aid

>>152632530
You remind me of Von Kaiser.

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>>152631665
We are pretty friendly with eachother ^_^"

>>152632701
stop this.

>>152632701
God dammit Zettai I just saw this from bed. Stop making me wish I was on Balmung so I could join this party.

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>>152632523
Just DO it

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>>152632235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48LLdLbAiQg

I'm coolin'.

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>>152632667
funny enough I just recently switched to Monk.

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>>152632840
its ok anon I'll be gone soon enough anyway

>>152632943
>queue pops as paladin
>only then do i realize how boring this is going to be

oops

>>152632840
>08142016
I think you're a bit late for the party

>>152632523
>>152632943
Thanks to anyone who queued.
you guys are the real heroes.

>>152633214
Log on your alt nerd, I'm getting out of bed just to pet you.

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>when she takes the shoes off

>>152633214
are you gonna kill yourself

>>152627730
cool guys at the beach

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>>152632235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbytqgMsD0

>>152633228
am i too late?

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>>152628165
!haw

>>152631846
it's so adorable, isn't it?
and i dunno, i honestly barely know any roe players

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>>152632235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42SudAw5xB4

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Don't make me start tapping my foot Zettai

>>152634460
Go to sleep instead

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This is prettyu early for the thread to slow down so bad.

POST
LEWDS

>>152634460
I was eating dinner I can log on if you want me to I guess

>>152633613
Wat serb you on adoralala.
I'd be down to swing by and say hi.

>>152634748
Well I'm still there.

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>>152632235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk

>>152634751
balmung, sugiura kuma

>>152634907
Oh well shit, I don't even gotta go anywhere. Neat.

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>>152634746

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>>152635079

>>152635079
ewww

>>152635198
What do you mean eww you stupid little shit. ..

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>>152632235
http://youtu.be/LM3hXWdDXk4

Catmusic

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>>152634907
>Not online
I've been memed.

>>152635167
>pool water is potable

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>>152635079
Superior

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>>152634751
gilgamesh, shirou kuma

>>152634907
>>152635010
nooo

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>>152635373
>manass

>>152635386
Shiet, is Gilg open to people very often?

>>152635272
sera...

>>152635079
Who is this cat?

>>152635519
Sera gimme a BJ.

>log on for the first time in a week.
>Untouched S rank right next to the moogle daily quest giver
Who #DeadServerDeadGame here

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post rare seras

>>152635272
ugly squinty cat that wishes they were white

ewww

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>>152634746

>>152635698
>same steam badge as me
there can only be one

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>>152635079
>tfw sera would become addicted to your ERP skills

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>>152635698
Do you have me flipping off hank hill while he pulls the bguh face

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I'm glad it's over.

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>>152635496
nope! it's the second biggest NA server right behind balmung

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>>152635824
U posted my fave show so u alright

>>152635917
O-oh.
Well maybe someday. Maintenance tonight right? I'll try and slip an alt in before or after. You want me to start in Limsa?

PLEASE queue for labyrinth of the ancients on aether! i just wanna get this stupid shit done

sera pls x shirou kume

otp