>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Previous thread: >>152585723
deeva da gremlin lol XD ;3
Hana Songmunches on giant veiny bulging black cocks for a living
Ask a Genji main that has farmed 65 boxes and bought 50 yet still doesn't have Nihon anything.
discord for some OWG games:
discord.gg/MU4T97Q
>>152603340
Do you realize how much she makes off of streaming?
Can't wait for the gremlin dva emote for my Taegeukgi skin
>>152603375
was kaplan right?
>>152603375
How did Blizzard's cock feel
>>152603246
Hana Shlong
400MB UPDATE TO THE PTR
SOMBRA?
>>152603335
>>152603375
who gets your Naruto posters and figures when you an hero?
SUMMER EVENT ENDING WHEN
>Low 50s
>Hit it off with a guy in chat
>Queue up sometimes
>Eventually climb to 60, hes stuck at high 40/low 50
>Queue up with him more often, he always invites another "friend"
>Friend is a complete rank 38 shitter who thinks he should rank 50
>constantly tries to attack torb on KOTH
>Thinks bastion is a good choice
>He adds me and starts having me queue up with him
>don't tell him off cause I like playing with the other guy
>End up playing PTR and not farming boxes to avoid this guy
Can't wait for Season 2 when I'm so far from this guy that we can't queue together.
Also first for Hana Song
>>152603448
0 because she a fictional character you waifufag.
>>152603552
the main game just updated, so I assume now
Mercy buffs when
Pharah buffs when
Defense buffs when
>>152603552
2:30 PST
>>152603452
Same here fampai
So who tops, Junkrat or Roadhog?
>Sneak up on Ana as Ana
>randomly drop to 20 hp without getting hit
>toss grenade, she takes damage
>she runs down slope at me
>fully healed
>no debuff
>I shoot her, zarya bubble suddenly despite being in an enclosed corrider
>punches me to death
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>>152603559
I know that feel anon. Also this sounds like someone I know. Is his name Locke?
post good Mei SFM
OVERWATCH IS UPDATING
>>152603619
>getting paid to play bootleg galaga
>while on a different job no less
Why aren't YOU streaming games from your mecha, /owg/?
>>152603469
Of course not.
>>152603484
Bad. I want to die.
>>152603548
They're being buried with me.Should I buy more boxes? I feel like I should admit defeat $20 richer but disposable money is, well, disposable.
Pharah and Widowmaker's fun nights.
>>152603528
>strong female character that even a girl that plays video games can accomplish being a top player in starcraft while also being in the military
>reduced to an unfunny DUDE GIRL GAMER LMAO meme by retards
this actually pisses me off
I wish the German map was just a payload and not a hybrid capture point 2bh
>>152603821
Do it, you only have 15 minutes left and you'll regret it for the rest of your life
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4z0vsn/match_quality_has_been_so_damn_bad_since_ranked/?limit=500
I'm starting to think reddit is full of sub 50 shitters.
>>152603823
awww yeeeeaaaaah
>>152603952
>>152603867
Gremlin dva is the funniest damn thing to come out of this game, go back to tumblr
>>152603956
>Starting to
It was the same as league, I knew on day 1 the subreddits would be overrun by circlejerking shitters.
>>152603823
>>152603979
yuri rape is not ok
POST mercy's ORAL HEALSLUT GUIDE PLEASE!!! please...
I want to lick the Dorito dust from Hana's mouth.
Blue
>Finally got all of the Summer Skins after paying so much
>Still don't have every Summer Games spray/voice line/ everything else
At least I have Red Zarya, Nihon Genji, and UK Tracer
>>152603823
>those fucking textures on the neck restraint thing
if your gonna make smut for the smut throne do it properly
>>152603952
that mei
hahhaahha
>last day
>Still no qt Widow Gymnastics spray
>but have Widow skin, Widow icon, Nihon Genji, Mei Medal, Winston medal, Lucio skins, Zarya skins and both Tracer skins
Thanks Blizzard.
>>152603956
In this case I agree with them, ever since ranked ended qp has been a mess with no semblance of any sort of matchmaking
>>152603565
Close.
She makes more than you'll ever make, you miserable loser. I love her. She supports me so that I don't have to do shit. I know that I'm supposed to be the breadwinner of the house since I'm the dude... but I don't care. She makes fun of me in Korean on her livestreams but it's fine. I'm sure she loves me. She said she did the other week.
Blizzard needs to either throw the ARG peeps a new hint or just nut up and say more about Sombra because right now I'm getting impatient
new map is cancer
new meta is cancer
KILL ME
>people complaining about not getting a specific summer games item
Bitch I'm level 34 and only have one legendary skin and it's for someone I've played maybe twice
>>152604065
Wait, there's a non-oral version? Post that one too
is ptr dropping connections like crazy right now
>server errors on the last day of an event
>>152603246
>unexpected server error
>>152603867
She's only in the military because SK has mandatory military service and conscripted her to pilot the mech because only gamers can apparently do so.
She's a walking trope, too. Not to mention there's almost no female progamers and none of them play on the level of the top male progamer counterparts.
>>152604148
>that pic
I thought that Talon stopped her emotions
>>152604160
I initially thought that was their problem but it's "too many try hards with their shiny weapon trying to win and not joining into our 6 man Mei circlejerk".
>>152604064
>yuri rape is not ok
No. She came. So it means that they made love.
>>152604219
the point is that they cant be bought with coins and are a limited time thing
>>152604247
>>152604251
I thought I'm special
>>152604064
>rape
>she completely enjoys it
come on...
>>152604195
> new things are cancer
get fucking used to it nerd
>3 blues
>think i finally get my summer games victory pose
fuck this shit this was my last level up, see you guys when season2 starts
>>152604184
The ARG people STILL haven't found the password to the last clueIt's probably something simple like converting the ASCII skull to normal text but they're too busy doing complex stuff first
>>152604195
>new meta is cancer
what is it, mei hanzo?
>>152604219
>level 34
Bitch you've only played about 5 hours.
>>152604308
>Phara/Mercy
>new
???
>>152603619
Wait, why is everything the right away around for the viewer? All the fucking lettering should be backwards for us. Unless she's fucking playing with everything reversed on her screen.
>>152604334
why dont you convert the ascii skull
>>152604291
>>152604304
cumming is a matter of strategically-applied friction, not consent
>>152604065
>>152604220
>>152604334
There's still more? I thought the "How about we play a real game?" comment meant that was the last bit before she was going to be playable
>>152604219
It doesn't bother you that you paid money for a video game and the company that sold it to you seems bent on squeezing more money out of you in a way that isn't enjoyable?
>>152603867
Why would playing Starcraft be advantageous in anyway to piloting a mech? A tactical mech commander strategist I could swallow, even if she was a pro cod, cs, or mech warrior player, it'd be more believeable, but blizzard just wanted to jerk itself off with the entirety of South Korea.
>>152604064
Are you implying this isnt exactly what Pharah needs?
>>152604261
>numbed =/= erased
Being shot in the head would piss off about 99.99% of the people in the world desu.
>>152603758
source homie
>>152603949
How do you know >>152603821 is going to kill himself before next summer anon?
Winston and Reaper outright killing it on the mic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI
>>152604334
>>152604459
where can I learn more about this ARG?
>when I play reinhardt charge has to be on the exact mathematical center of the enemy's model or else it just knocks them away and does 10 damage
>when the enemy plays reinhardt charge has a gravitational pull for 10 meters to either side of him
Toxic roulette for overwatch when?bonus points for jeff kikeplan edition
>>152604559
I like it.
>>152603979
>>152603823
WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS COME FROM
>>152596827
Are they going to fix matchmaking too? What's the point of fixing partying if you're still going to have people in the 4200's stuffed into games with 2500 players. Last season it was almost a law that anyone over 75 would constantly get put into games with low 60's and high 50's, especially in the off hours.
>>152604406
I did. But I'm a dumb and don't know how to do it off my browser. It comes up with a five symbol code but two symbols are not supported by browser.
>>152604459
The Tracer line code was found to have a password. They haven't been able to find it.
https://discord.gg/MU4T97Q Get in here if you're tired of quickplay and are interested in /owg/ custom games.
>>152604565
Have you thought about the possibility that you're garbage anon?
>>152604415
Exactly. If she strategically applies friction to the right places then she'll enjoy it. And if both parties are enjoying it then there's no rape.
>>152604685
xD you sure trolled me!
>didn't buy a single crate
>still got all the skins except 1 tracer, 1 zarya and d.va's
pretty much every other box had a new skin. why did anyone spend several hundred bucks on something you get for free every single level up??
>tfw your team gives you 5 cummies and you hear "EPIC"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcqzMzVfwgQ
>spent 3 hours in bed daydreaming about getting a neck massage from and talking with widowfu
>don't even own or play this game
what am I doing ;_;
>>152604506
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/169736#search=Mei_%28Overwatch%29
>>152604494
that scene is pure fire
>>152604779
I didnt buy any myself , didnt get Britbong traver (got orange), americree or D.Va but pretty much got a lot of stuff. But grinding for them, especially in qm was torture and getting nothing but blue and 3 greys 10 times in a row is pretty soul crushing. They aint getting anymore of my money thoygh(unless witch mercy or elf widow on halloween)
>>152604924
>>152604849
Stop posting this garbage every thread, noone cares.
>>152604645
second one is from Patreon
or are you asking for sauce?
>none stop god awful matches all day
>not a single balanced event, about 2 wins
>having to suffer through shills, trolls, an aimbotter and the most fucking retarded players imaginable
>hundreds of DEFEAT
>about 3 level ups
>this is my last box
if blizzard uses the same system for the next seasonal even I'm just going to fucking kill myself and save myself the trouble.
>>152603949
Okay Anon, you were the push I need. I'll report back in a bit to let you know how it went.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aPJ0576zkQ
Can someone rate my ASMR clip?
Thinking of making a full video.
Who's ready for Origins Sombra?
>3 games in a row my team does 6 of the same character despite me pleading to play normally
>the next game the entire enemy team goes junkrat and my team won't switch to junkrat counters
when will this QP hell end
>not buying the game
>not maining Widow and hear her whispers and moans when you aim and get hurt
>>152605384
keep the dream alive, anon
>>152604649
>Last season it was almost a law that anyone over 75 would constantly get put into games with low 60's and high 50's, especially in the off hours.
What would the solution here to be? For the 75s to not play? Obviously there aren't many people in that rank.
Waifufags have literally ruined this general, you can't talk about anything in here unless it's which overwatch girl has the biggest dick or some shit.
Atleast with fighting games or league general it's a healthy balance between good discussion and waifuposts, but in here it's literally 90% waifushit and the thing is the "waifus" in this game are all shit anyway. Bland, boring and ugly. Except widow, widow posters ain't so bad.
I feel like i'm on tumblr, this is supposed to be 4chan, what the fuck guys.
How come in almost every paring with Pharah I see she's the submissive one?
>roadhog mains
>>152605182
source my lad
>>152605401
>dat AYYEE when you shit damage onto Widow
Always gets my dick hard
>no murrica flag icon
>no americree
I just wanted to rep my US of A
>>152605354
if you were less autistic it would be ok
>>152605285
WHOWAH IT FUCKING HAPPENED
Thanks Anon, that's $20 well spent. Now time to go tryhard as Nihon \ Gold Gun Genji.
Fucking 115 boxes for one skin. Jesus Blizzard eat a cock.
>>152605523
>D.Va mains
>>152605239
FUCK IT I'M GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE
WE /ZEROHOUR/ NOW
RUSH LEVELS ACQUIRE BOXES
>>152605401
meant for
>>152604924
>>152605480
why is Korra always submissive in /u/ art?
>>152605239
If you aren't going to pay for the new content anyway, who cares? Just quit. More high tickrate servers for those of us who actually support the game by buying boxes.
this entire thread should be sent to /lbgt/
Fucking faggots
Why do people think sombra will be revealed today?
>ywn make love to Mei
>>152605475
>Atleast with fighting games or league general it's a healthy balance between good discussion and waifuposts, but in here it's literally 90% waifushit and the thing is the "waifus" in this game are all shit anyway. Bland, boring and ugly. Except widow, widow posters ain't so bad.
kek
>>152605401
her voice is already completely ingrained in my head, I don't need to play it
>Want to enjoy new map
>Literally every game has a Mei on each team
>>152605608
Congrats my man
>>152605608
AND I got American. These 24 boxes are fucking blessed.
>when you break it down but your team does nothing
Could I even get my moneys worth back if I sold my level 59 account with a few legendaries?
>>152605734
Because the hype and interest has died down whixh is bad for marketing, Blzz had given some hints for the 23rd, and since its still a new game with very little stuff to do releasing new heroes for a while is a good way to keep it fresh
>>152605602
I fucking feel you bro.
>'Merican as fuck
>Big red F-150
>Fucking guns everywhere
>'Merican flag on my wall
>No Americree
>No 'Merica player icon
I guess I'm just lucky I don't play McCree much,
Any new skins announced other than Reinhardt?
>>152605401
her tongue in this picture always creeps me out, makes me flaccid.
>>152604657
>>152604334
The skull is thought to be a Difference Game, but there were some serious hoops to get to that conclusion, and any possible answers haven't given us anything.
People being stuck on the Tracer code can't realize that it likely would have given us the information Blizzard put in the achievement hint to throw us a bone.
>>152605648
>slides her mech across the ground straight at the enemy
thats a shitty d.va main
>>152605448
The solution is as simple as not forcing queues, let the system wait until you can have a full game of 70-80 players instead of having it throw its arms in the air after 15 seconds and pull in some rank 50's.
It's far better to wait 2-5 minutes for a game than it is to be thrust into one with people multiple skill tiers below you.
>>152605648
haha holy shit thats nice
>>152605743
Good. That means I'll live longer.
>that fucking intro music for Eichenwalde
>>152605847
>when you break it down and amp speed but your team does nothing
Is it time for a Bastion buff since everyone has got him figured out?
>>152605979
You know her tongue alone could easily send you over the edge, right?
>>152605537
https://my.mixtape.moe/sebnuq.mp4
Regarding the hitboxes, can't they just keep them larger for hanzo but normal for eveyone else? Just because they want to make him mroe idiot proof I don't see why others should benefit as well
>>152605475
>except widow
I'm glad you feel this way
Did you get everything you wanted, /owg/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11056325
Can someone please post the discord? I just want to play with other people
>get the weightlifter Zarya skin
>tempted to buy appropriate emotes and intros that match it
>even with near 5k coins, I'm not buying because I may get them in the next box
This is real suffering
What was that PTR update about?
Post that dva pick where she's sexy and fixing mekk
At least I have enough for the new Reinhardt skin now
>4 sprinter cunt dupes
>3 muricree dupes
>2 weeb genji dupes
>not ONE (1) D.Va skin spray or voice line
after putting up with so much qp autism all i have to show for it is a cycling icon and random garbage for characters i never play. sucks how some of them were the more popular ones, since I'll never use them.
>>152606316
All i got was a fucking shitty bastion emote and player icons
>>152605932
Lol u sound like a huge douchebro. Shouldn't you be playing COD?
>>152605930
Tbh I got the game a month late and even then I'm feeling like we need a new hero to spice things up. Ana was cool and all, shes my second-most-used in QP, but Sombra is more immediately interesting to me.
>>152606371
that's my wife
>>152606368
If you're Diamond or below, you can match up in comp with people within 1000 rank, instead of 500. It's still at 500 with Master and Grandmaster, though.
>>152606316
I got everything except the Mercy spray.. meh
>>152605692
>this meme
You post this everywhere, just take a (You) and go.
>>152605674
Because it's fun to see the bratty, loud-mouth, obnoxious girl get her comeuppance.
>>152606054
>cute,dorky character
>lets make her into an evil ice queen
>One man army vigillante, shadow of his former self and barely clinging to his old ideals
>Lol he is a grumpy dad
I dont get it. Other examplesmeiapply
>>152605992
>It's far better to wait 2-5 minutes for a game than it is to be thrust into one with people multiple skill tiers below you.
70-80 players ALREADY wait way more than 2-3 minutes for a game, fuck you can get consistent 2-3 minute waiting times at mid-60s.
>>152606391
>>152606528
>implying that Mei isn't evil in-game
>>152606375
>got both the D.va skin and the voice line
Feels good.
>>152605692
>support the game
Get the fuck out with your jewish propaganda, Jeffrey
>>152606089
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/NePWEJ1hUM4
Fareeha!
>>152606528
Explain this
>used to be able to crouch-dodge headshots
>can't do shit after the hitbox revert
Gee, thanks Blizzard.
>>152606089
fuck off
>>152605692
>support the game
Can't believe someone used this phrase when talking about a Bobby Kotick game
>>152606583
HANA NO
THAT'S BAD FOR THE BABY
Is it just me or does Ana's ult charge WAY too fast?
If you get one that can actually aim you've basically won the game.
I have a career hook % of 76.
Am I elite
>>152605692
I know you're baiting but holy fuck I am triggered right now. People like the (hypothetical) you are the reason this shit is happening and we are forced into a f2p paymode in a PAID game. At least tf2 had the decency to go completely f2p before bringing in the hats.
>>152606749
Get pregnant and ruin this body? No thank you!!
when does the event end
>>152606707
Unrelated but how come the enemy mei can snap freece me in a second and I have to empty half the damn thing to even slow my target
Also that focus thing she does looks kinda cute here not evil
>>152606784
hook accuracy is meaningless unless you're actually throwing out the hook whenever it's on c/d and still hitting people. I could hook 4-6 times a match and get 80-100%, but I'm constantly throwing that shit out for bullshit corner pulls so my average is around 50%.
>>152606616
Scavenger > gobbledigook
>>152606054
>implying it would not be worth it
Sombra is going to be another gorilla character from the Horizon Lunar Colony like Winston. I don't have anything to back this up except her speculated abilities would make guerrilla warfare jokes possible and they might want to do something special to go along with the inevitable moon colony map.
>Reddit refuses to look in-game for hints about Sombra
>even though the staff themselves have said there's shit we haven't even found in-game yet
This fucking confirmation bias. "Everything we've found has been out of the game, so nothing could possibly be in-game!"
>>152606675
Cute!
>>152606963
That means you're likely to have it on cooldown when a Genji drops with his ult.
Spamming weapons is fine, spamming abilities is not.
FINALLY after grinding for whole day
>>152606391
Not my blog, but apart from Overwatch my most played games
>Xcom:EW/2
>Soulsborne
>STALKER
>Bethesdashit, I know they're shit games but I like exploring.
>Witcher 2/3
I used to be a WoWfag and haven't played CoD since MW2.
I'm also actuallyKorean
>>152607087
>>152607089
Go away Sombra
>>152606801
The key difference being that TF2 requires that you buy keys to open the free boxes, while Overwatch simply requires that you play.
It's like having to buy the hotdog but getting the bun for free vs. having to do some work to get the whole hotdog or just outright buying a hotdog. Granted all those hotdogs have random dressing, so your mileage may vary.
>>152606528
>One man army vigillante, shadow of his former self and barely clinging to his old ideals
>Lol he is a grumpy dad
>Not allowed to publicly work to save the world as a soldier anymore
>Stole some guns and biotic field stuff from old Overwatch armories, killing no one in the process
>Spends his time cleaning up the streets of violent criminals while investigating the Overwatch stink
>Goes out of his way to save children even at detriment to himself
I don't understand the negative media spin or people saying that he's barely clinging to his old ideals.
>>152607087
>>152607089
mooooooooooooooot
>>152606264
ty senpai
>>152607089
>>152607087
Oh fuck she's here.
>>152606941
>Also that focus thing she does looks kinda cute here not evil
>freezing someone in place
>placing your gun to their forehead as they helplessly watch
>gives a sweet smile and says "Sorry" before pulling the trigger.
>cute
>>152607087
Wait, I thought when this happens both images get swapped.
>>152607087
>>152607089
SOMBRA GET OUT REEEEEE
>>152605692
>You need to support a game that's had over 10,000,000 players since launch
>10,000,000 x $40 or $60
>Blizzard has made between $400,000,000 to $600,000,000 off of one game
Yeah I'm sure their coffers are nothing but dust right now
Should I do it /owg/?
I came late to the overmeme party and just started playing. I really want more fake imaginary bullshit...Convince me not to
>>152607170
Yes but tf2 is free. Overwatch is a paid game. Thats the main difference. Also I believe that if they hadnt gone full jew mode and allowed you to buy stuff with ingame coins would have caused far less whining and they still would have sold boxes. Thye might have made money but when the honeymoon period is over maybe this stuff will be less and less defended even by the blizzdrones
>>152607205
What's a mot?
>>152607459
Tf2 wasn't free in the beginning
>>152605692
>actually support the game by buying boxes.
Blizzard needs your support guize :^)
>>152607053
Dispite what your penis might tell you it's not worth it if it gets you killed.
You have gained a partner that is perfect for you, /owg/! Unfortunately, you have a strange form of mental disorder that causes you to shout the ult line of the hero you have the most playtime as while climaxing. How weird is it?
>Getting matched against a team with former ranks 77~79 playing Hanzo/McCree while my team is full of former 50s
I got this, I guess it's alright.
>>152607437
You will feel regret and anger at being tempted out of your money, as the box contains nothing but AIDS and failure.
... and you will have nobody to blame but yourself.
>>152607437
I thought about it, but realized thats how much I paid for the entire game, and getting that FUKCING TRACER SKIN IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET ALL SUMMER, isn't worth the same amount as the entire game.
>>152607437
Do you want a specific summer skin? odds are you won't get it even in 50 boxes, and 40 dollars is the full price of the game.
Do you not care what you get or which heroes you play? (most content is hero specific and can only be used on that one hero, so if you get an item for a hero you don't play, then you won't actually get use out of the cosmetic) then you can go ahead and get a bunch of random shit.
>>152604064
But it's the purest kind.
Too bad the artist had to ruin this movie with Reaper.
reeeeeeeeeee
>>152605692
>Support
>a B2P game
Oy vey, don't forget to buy your summer boxes goyims!
>>152607594
>implying I don't want to die anyway
>>152607660
NERF THIS
Does the golden weapon give you the weapon for every skin of the hero? Cause reinhardts weapon changes
This is Hana Song
Bought 111 boxes and didn't get the fucking red Mercy skin
>>152607367
>Blizzard should operate on net income that I deem acceptable
>>152607712
fuck off, a combined female+male tag team is the hottest way to dominate a girl
>>152605743
Mei only makes love to climate science
>>152607557
Yes but if recall correctly they only added the boxes AFTER it went f2p
>>152607660
>Most played character is reaper by about 15 minutes.
It's really weird, but I can fix it pretty easy.
fuck you PTR dont kick me out
>>152607846
youre the cancer ruining video games
nice game riot
>>152607816
Still would
>>152607953
I got kicked too.
>>152607663
This is true
>>152607696
And I don't want this to happen
>>152607704
But I play a lot of heroes and feel like a scrub faggot wearing vanilla. I will definitely get millage from the coins for my mains.
The summer skins can't be unlocked with coins, correct?
>>152607871
>uck off, a combined female+male tag team is the hottest way to dominate a girl
>>152607816
This is Hana Song with something extra
>>152607809
Yes
Teach me how to play Tracer please.
>>152607660
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
I dunno. As weeb as Genji is, he probably got a number of bitches in bed with "TAKE THIS BLADE OF THE DRAGON".
>playing brawl on the PTR
>some autist is demanding we not have 3 tanks and acting like it's comp
>>152607660
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>152608127
What is the new brawl going to be?
Do people seriously think that Blizzard is gonna announce Sombra tomorrow when fucking nothing is going on, when they could have done it last week at Gamescom with massive fanfare and publicity?
>>152604401
If you spin it around it's facing the right way for her as well. It's advanced holographic technology.
>>152607816
D. LETE THIS
>>152608219
Eichenwalde with 1 hero limit
>>152607053
Holy fuck Its like this game wants me to uninstall it. Meme comp's everywhere, 4 dva's a mei and a mercy is literally pain. Two rein ana comps, my team is nothing but shitty flanker classes. Get group with a premade, face a MUCH better premade. Nigga's were poping reaper ults, then zayra shielding him, and mercy boosted him on top of that.
Always have to play tank or healer. I can't even play rein anymore because they face fuck my shield so fast it isn't funny. Have to play lucio or mercy because fuckers can't even keep themselves alive to even justify playing zen. I haven't even played a offense class in the last two nights, the spot is always locked by the insta genji (who always sucks compared to their genji).
TL:DR
ME UNGA
TEAM BUNGA
>>152608101
Run around and be annoying
>>152608220
BELIEVE IT
>>152608040
>The summer skins can't be unlocked with coins, correct?
correct.
>>152604401
My brother was so good at Sonic Advance 3 that he actually played the game holding the GBA upside-down when he was bored.
OoT's Master Quest and the different versions of Twilight Princess are inverted as well, although the lettering stays the proper orientation.
Besides, it's not like SHE needs to read how many subscribers and donations she has.
>>152607660
>my hero has no ult line
>mfw
>>152607569
Opportunity cost. If Blizzard makes less money from Overwatch instead of developing a new game or supporting another game, they will dedicate more resources to that and Overwatch will see less updates. Just because it makes money doesn't guarantee future support.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/942495/3db34fd96a/
The new map sucks
>>152607660
>I HAVE OPENED THE PATH
Eh, I can work with that.
>>152608434
>My Hero has no ult line.
Who the hell has Bastion as their most-played hero?
>>152607660
OГOHЬ ПO ГOTOBHOCTИ
It actually fits, in a weird way.
>>152607816
>>152608067
DELETE THIS
>>152608040
Wish me luck.
>>152607660
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
Perfect.
>>152608067
Source?
>>152608067
>"Whoa! Guess I've been hitting the Doritos and Mountain Dew a bit too hard."
>"That's okay! The guys still love you, especially with the handy crotch zipper that gives easy access to your tight little cooch!"
>"Mercy! Don't be lewd!"
>"Come on bb, I gotta whole roll of quarters for dat coin slot."
>>152608575
Maybe he's talking about Hog or Winston. They have incoherent noises as their lines.
>>152606529
>70-80 players ALREADY wait way more than 2-3 minutes for a game
Uh, no? I spent nearly the entirety of season 1 in the 75+ range and my average queue had to be somewhere around 20 seconds. During the day every queue was basically instantaneous and at night they were still less than 1:30.
I'd rather wait 5 minutes than get put in a game with rank 55's. Just a wasted round.
They removed Ana's animation cancel (shoot, melee, nade) in the latest PTR patch.
The casualization continues.
>>152606801
You forget the fact that those idiots buying loot boxes are the reason there's no paid map packs or paid heroes, things that actually affect gameplay.
They are paying for your shit.
What's in the PTR patch
is it eichenwalde
>>152607660
HEROES NEVER DIE!!!
...For a price.
>open one more box
>another dupe for the only summer legendary i've gotten
>>152607871
>female+male tag team is the hottest way to dominate a girl
>>152608220
We're simultaneously thirsty for Sombra and also impatient with Blizzard being so coy
>>152608754
Why would you want players to be better than others?
t. reddit
tfw want punk tracer for the "wanker" line but the skin itself is ugly as shit
>>152608220
there was a new map and animated short already announced at Gamescom, announcing everything at once would've made it all underwhelming
>>152608812
So heroes only die when their paychecks bounce?
>>152608754
Man, Blizz really hates Burden of Information, don't they?
Also, you'd think they'd fix the fucking melee, since it seems to be the crux of almost eveyrone's notable cancels.
>>152608754
It was bound to happen sooner or later since they systematically remove all the others
>>152607660
>Experience Tranquility
I can live with it. Just have to time her orgasm with mine in order to make it not seem slightly retarded.
Why do I get so mad at losing nowadays. I have so much adrenaline and rage right now. I hate getting mad ;_;
How good is this? 3000 is platinum right?
>>152607712
>purest love xD
this meme has transcended from retarded to reddit levels
>>152608908
Remember when it did 50 dmg?
>>152608727
>>152608575
Tracer
>>152608960
diamond
>>152608993
>WAAAAIT FOOOOOR IIIIIT
>GOTCHA
She has ult lines.
>>152608763
>paid maps
>paid heroes
>in a hugely sccuessful Pay2Play game
I mean I kne blizzard milks everything till its dry and then some, but I keep wondering WHY people defend them so much. Especially if you consider they were already selling boxes AND that making stuff purchasable with coins would not have affected sales all that much, plus would have earned them better relations in the long run.I know you're baiting but Im bored
>>152608960
Thats like Plat 1 in league terms
>>152608754
what's nade
>>152608908
Because the melee attack is supposed to cancel animations. Otherwise meleeing would feel clunky as fuck and nobody would ever do it.
Bastion improvement.
Passive - tactical display - Bastion always has a map in view. That displays where he is, where the team mates are, and any enemies that are in LOS of a Bastion or turret.
>>152609025
>Pay2Play
Buy2Play. Pay2Play is subscription.
>>152609034
E, 100 burst healing, 60 dmg.
How's zenyatta after the nerfs?
>>152609059
Meleeing is for finishing off low health enemies who are right up in your face so you can't aim properly.
>>152609147
My bad. My point still stands though
quick play is literally cancer with all these 4-6 squads
>>152609253
Cute snek. Zeny is still pretty good but now you can use both him or Mercy.
>>152607846
>Spending $100 for a recolour
How stupid are you people? You could have upgraded your pc, bought a new chair, 144hz monitor and you would actually enjoy yourself more while playing.
>>152609025
I dunno, a lot of times it seems like autists blaming blizzard for their own retardation and lack of self-control, or chastising blizzard for exploiting their retardation.
Most people feel like "just don't be retarded lol"
>Symmetra is still in the dumpster
>Turret shitters still in the dumpster
>Monkey lost his job now that Genji was nerfed
>Hanzo is now the RNG champion with stupid fucking hitboxes
>>152609292
>still no option to switch between solo queue only and queuing up with stacks
>still no option to queue as a specific role for bonus XP
>still no option to only queue for specific maps
>>152609081
Didn't bastion have a shield at one point?
Are there any situations in which you would WANT to use Mercy, over Zen/Ana?
>>152609265
Yeah, and if it didn't cancel animations then you wouldn't be able to use it mid-reload, in the refire animation, or during an ability's wind down animation and it would feel slow and awful.
who else /powerlevel/ here?
I'm fucking sprinting towards my last box.
>>152608754
>removing the animation cancel = more casual
It's even more stupid because you post a pic of a game where animation cancelling (jump cancel) actually requires skill, so you should understand that OW animation cancel is pathetic as fuck and just pressing buttons in a specific order with no short frames window, precise positioning or tight timing.
>>152609253
His personal damage output didn't really change at all. He doesn't lead to easy one hit kills against squishes for his teammates anymore, though.
>>152609439
Final point recovery for her ult.
>overtime about to end
>server is kill
epic
>>152609445
You can use it mid-reload, just don't expect to actually finish reloading. If somebody walks up to you while you're reloading, you can punch them, but your reloading progress will be reset. Seems fair to me.
>>152608993
>Pick the hero that has DOUBLE the ult lines.
>>152609025
>buy 2 play games dont have map packs
Battlefield?
Call of Duty?
Practically all competitive online shooters?
>>152609439
Over Ana, always. Over Zen is depends on the enemy team.
>>152609514
I agree, but you can't argue that it doesn't make the game slower and less responsive.
>>152609620
>always pick Mercy over Ana
lol no
>>152609382
>All Healers are super viable
neat
>>152609439
On defense when you want res > trans and need more heals
On Offense you always want Ana/Zen if you can aim
how do I get non lewd art
>>152609617
all maps in csgo are free
checkmate blizzdrone
>>152609417
in his turret mode.
giving Bastion players more awareness of the battlespace isn't game breaking. As it is still up to the player on how to use it. it also wouldn't make hidden enemies visible to him.
>>152609514
>It's a "Training = Skill" episode
No, practicing the same button combo over and over does not make you skilled. It makes you trained.
If you had skill you wouldn't complain when your habits are being nerfed, because they wouldn't be habits.
>Genji can reflect Pharah ult
wow well fuck
also dva is annoying
>>152609407
>Monkey lost his job now that Genji was nerfed
Except Winston still excels to killing all of the 200 HP heroes, denying D.Va/Trashmouse/Reaper ults, getting onto and holding the point for OT, and knocking people off of the point to secure the win.
>>152609025
>baiting
What?
He's right.
These microtransactions are the reason there's no paid DLC.
Gotta wonder what kind of autist cares about cosmetics in a FPS.
>>152609617
>Cod
>battlefield
>Competitive shooters
Lmaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tippity tappity toppity kekaroo.
Both those games have younger, even more retarded fanbases than blizzard. They just do that shit becasue they can get away with it.
And the only competitive shooter out right now is csgo.
Pass the whiskey
>tfw ptr speedboost amp doesnt feel different than non amp
>>152609680
Because Valve makes mad cash from the market.
Every transaction has a fee that goes directly to Valve.
I feel like being absolutely retarded in quickplay, what's a good way to make my teammates sperg at me?
Consider this a protest towards blizzard to not give competitive downtime
>>152607437
>fake imaginary bullshit
How is it any more real than anything else you could buy outside of the game.
Does the fact you can hold it and touch it make it real?
>>152609667
That snake is copping a feel
>>152609562
>Seems fair to me.
And if it didn't animation cancel that wouldn't be fucking possible. You would have to wait for the animation to finish and THEN you would be able to punch people. Which would blow ass.
>>152609892
Play Mei, place ice walls in front of Reinhardt pinning your teammates to make his job easier. Cut off their escape routes. Prevent them from leaving the spawn.
>>152609786
>Lmaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Tippity tappity toppity kekaroo
I guess its true this place is full of obnoxious Redditors.
>>152609886
ok, where is overwatch community market
at least on csgo/tf2 i can buy the skins i want without rng
Trading my murrikan mcree for kr d.va... I
>>152609937
Would you not?
POST YFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_cA8ZHLgkg
In the beta melee attacks did 50 damage and when Blizzard nerfed it Genji and Tracer players lost their fucking minds.
>>152609952
Nobody cares if it cancels animation, they're removing the ability to shave off reloading time by punching half-way through. It still can cancel animation, it just cancels it alongside with reloading.
Unless I missed some recent development in nerfs/buffs.
>>152610103
At least on Reaper, it never actually reduced reloading time.
So I'm guessing you can't buy summer games lootboxes anymore?
What's going on under the MEKA?
>>152610094
>>152610226
I think it did by like 0.3 seconds. Pointless.
>No desire to play after getting all the summer items
Shit
>>152605648
>the reinhardt didn't die
truly a good one
>>152609892
Play symmetra and put your teleporter facing off a cliff
If you hoard loot boxes now and open them with the Eichenwalde patch out, will your lootboxes have a chance of getting the new Reinhard skins?
>>152610103
>they're removing the ability to shave off reloading time by punching half-way through
No they aren't. That shit was fixed fucking AGES ago.
What they're doing is nerfing several select melee -> ability animation cancels.
>>152610319
No, the contents is determined when you first get them.
>>152610076
Yeah I can't blame him honestly
>>152610319
No, loot box items are decided as soon as you get it.
>>152610319
No. All loot is determined the moment you get the box.
>>152610319
for the Xth time all boxes are rolled when you get them not, when you open, there's no reason to hoard them
Help I'm retarded and I just wanted that mccree skin
http://www.strawpoll.me/11056653
>>152610384
Dammit, thanks
>>152610319
No. Boxes generate their contents when you earn them. Not when you open them.
>>152610094
deer god
>>152609892
Symmetra on attack. You don't even have to do anything bad, just picking her makes people shit.
>>152610319
Put me in the screencap
No
>when you hear WARIHUM OWETAK and RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE but you're Reinhardt, you have your ult up and you hear YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
QTmaker
>>152610448
I would trade it with you for the d.va summer one... If only...
>Genji can deflect Rein's giant hammer
>Genji can't deflect and takes damage from palm slaps from Symmetra and soft plush mittens from Mei
explain EXPLAIN
is the new map out for non PTR?
>>152610586
>when enemy Reinhardt thinks he's too cool for napping with other kids
>>152609937
how can snakes cop feels if they have no hands?
The wolf hanzo skin seems way quieter than the dragon one, shits annoying.
also I love bastion but I just can't play him that often
>>152608969
Stop taking memes so seriously you fucking goof.
>>152610314
>I play symmetra
>Unluckily we got hollywood defence
>I build ult and wait for my team to lose the point so i can put tp at the front of the map
>my team wins 5v6 without ever even dying
Welp..
>>152610806
>>152610671
>Genji can deflect grenades and rockets that explode on impact
>Genji can deflect biotic field
Explain.
>>152610736
Snek Magic
>>152610009
There's not, you have loot boxes.
Everyone has a different money of leeching off shekels from the neckbeards
who unironically buy cosmetics.
>>152609875
woah. someone took a screenshot of my lucio from a few months ago.
>>152610586
>tfw I'm bad at drawing so I can't make Raiden into Genji
>>152610849
pot calling the kettle black
>>152610904
it's cute and i love lucio
>>152604924
You're doing me a disservice go- I mean boy! Go buy Overwatch right now and play as Widowmaker, you might even get her Summer skin if you buy loot boxes today!
Have some cancer /owg/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0ywwczRQI
>>152610009
Yeah, instead you have $400 skins.
how do you get good on koth with tracer
>>152610982
>no facecam
Are you even trying bro
>mfw playing Ana with a friend that's good with Reinhardt
This has to be my favorite combo in the game
What's Talon's endgame? What's the point of destabilizing human-omnic relations?
>>152611073
It's commonly known that Talon's agents are allergic to points.
>>152611073
Destroying omnic scum.
ALL PRAISE THE WIDOWMAKER
>250 boxes still to open
Anyone else done with the game if those Hanzo buffs go live?
>>152611073
They want to get rid of all Omniggers, my man.
>>152611073
>thinking blizz knows what they're doing with the lore
I have opened about 15 boxes for summer shit and have not gotten a single fucking epic or legendary summer item
fuck this game
>New Castle map
>Balderich skin
>Golden Hammer
>Last point payload is right at the throne
>Ana boosts me
>Mercy Damage boosts me
>Zarya bubbles me
>TEAM KILL
>VICTORY
>PLAY OF THE GAME
BRING ME ANOTHER.
>playing D.va
>See firefly above us
>turn around and fly straight at him with my APM up
>he panics and unloads everything on me
>predictable McREEE throws his flashbang
>directly at my APM
>mfw
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
>>152611073
They want to cause another Omnic Crisis (re: race war).
They want to stir the pot
>>152611184
>>152611236
there is nothing wrong with Omnics, we are all one within the Iris
That was the last lootbox I'll get today.
Fuck you Blizzard and fuck your event.
>decided to try Hanzo out
>even with reduced hitboxes people still can just walk into your arrows when you spawn them randomly due to travel time
Jesus fuck. At least Windowlickers need to have some skill at twitch aiming.
>>152611073
>What's Talon's endgame?
Ulting your team,WITH NO SURVIVORS!!
>I've got you in my sights
>Warīhum quwitak!
>AMERICANS
L M A O
M
A
O
thats seagull first from left btw
>>152611310
>They want to cause another Omnic Crisis (re: race war).
There's already another Omnic Crisis without Talon's help. Talon wants to get rid of all all the Omnics, my man.
>>152610235
Event is still on
>>152610982
So this is what lvl 40 players play like.
>>152611313
t. Widowmaker's next target
>Play Symmetra
>Roadhog hooks me, misses combo or something.
>Jump around while he continues to fail to shoot me
>He hooks me a second time
>He was out of ammo and had to reload.
>Finish him off, turrets tell me Genji's coming from behind
>Start hitting him with full powered suck off laser.
>Genji tries to deflect the beam.
>The fucking ALWAYS try to deflect the beam.
>Genji can't escape because he's trying to deflect.
>Dies.
>King of the Hill point is now active and taken by team.
>I can already set up a teleporter.
>Genji all chats that Symmetra is OP and needs to be nerfed.
I don't know what part of that start of the game was the most satisfying.
>>152611379
Oh Christ. Why are they fat.
Can they get rid of fucking Lucioball already, 2 weeks of that shit was not necessary
>>152611189
yup
is UT16 good?
>>152611379
Apart from his hair colour he's pretty much what I expected.Thought he was a ginger
>>152611337
I thought that Reaper wasn't even an employee of Talon, he's just a merc that does jobs for them sometimes
>>152611428
wasn't the 2nd crisis sparked by Widow assassinating robo-Buddha?
>>152611313
>here is nothing wrong with Omnics, we are all one within the Iris
>>152611073
>Polarizing omnic and human relations so that there are clear sides and antagonism
>Causing massive eco phenomena that Mei was investigating before a "freak" polar storm hit their research center
>Secretly in control of LumeriCo, setting up massive "energy hubs" in all the most human populated urban centers in the world under the guise of humanitarian efforts
Talon bosses are God AIs and they want to Skynet/Matrix the world.
>>152611467
>sit on your ass playing Suicidewatch all day every day because you have little to no real life friends or interests
Really makes u think
>>152611467
Because they're former TF2 pros, anon.
>>152611474
Tomorrow, my man
Get ready for Girl Powerfeat. Sombra
>>152611546
Bastions =/= modern omnics
>>152611379
Who the fuck is that in the corner in the middle? Guy legitimately looks like has downs
>>152611459
Frying that fat shit Roadhog is truly a great feeling.
>>152611459
Wish I had more excuses to play this bitch.
>>152611503
No.
>>152611649
Bastions = Peacekeeping units reprogrammed by other Omnics into genocidal killing machines
>>152611189
I don't remember what log arrows were like, but I have a feeling playing pharah is going to become a lot less fun.
Does MMR carry over to the PTR? I played a consistent mid sixties last season and have one every game in the PTR as fucking tobjorn and I feel like that shouldn't happen.
is Mei good again?
Pass the Whiskey
>>152610856
he slaps the side of the rocket with his knife to flip it around, he whirls his knife so fast an air current carries the grenade the other way.
>>152611379
literally 1/6 looks like a normal person (the asian at the front with the hat)
>>152611581
>>152611601
as if sitting on your ass playing video games means you have to be fat. diet is more important than exercise anyway.
i only saw 1 fat EU pro player in that gamescom tournament a few days ago
>>152611750
No you fool
>>152611189
>Giving two extreme buffs to the literal lowest skill: highest reward character in the game
I understand that he has his issues and he needed some changes, but what the FUCK were they thinking?
>>152611783
>Mei was good at one point
She's okay now though. Projectiles are back to being fucktarded so you will land more icicles now even if you shouldn't.
>>152611503
2nd crisis is in Siberia, where an omnic factory reactivated and the Russians made mecha to fight them
>>152611804
Is FoF alive anymore?
>>152611804
that game was fun until the dev revealed his final autistic form
>>152611379
I know which one Seagull is but put some names on the faces of the other guys.
>>152603619
>eating a handful of chips with gloves on
>not taking/wiping them off
>GETTING DORITO DUST ON THE CONTROLLER
I FUCKING HATE DVA REEEEEEEEE
>>152611189
game is going to such shitty direction currently
i don't want to play in a meta where you just out of nowhere keep getting picked off by log arrows or a lucky scatter around a corner
i've played a lot of ranked in PTR and i honestly fucking dread the idea that all these changes could possibly go live
even the current patch in all its rigidness is much more enjoyable to play than that PTR garbage
>>152611885
>as if sitting on your ass playing video games means you have to be fat
I never said it did. I'm saying that TF2 players are fat fucks, anon. Look at the CSGO pro scene. Most of the fat pros have lost weight, with the exception of Hiko.
>>152611919
Are the huge projectiles an unintentional nerd to tracer?
>>152611736
the human-shaped omnics like the kind you see getting beat up in S76's short weren't around during the first crisis, they built themselves and achieved sentience in the defunct factories that the world thought were shut down
before that it was bastions, other military bots, and god AI
>>152609892
kill yourself
>>152603619
mfw this is 1000 coins
>>152612064
YOU'RE a nerd
>>152611656
that's Gods.
>>152612027
She's too much of a gamer to worry about such trifle things as cleanliness, she's about to get the high score you know
>>152612104
>not having thousands to spare
>>152612071
Source: My ass
THE GAME'S IN THE REFRIGERATOR
>>152611379
What is he thinking about /owg/?
>>152612140
Pls anon no auto-spell bullying, I meant nerf
looking for players to poz my neg hole Lilliana#21483
>>152612249
i have 6k+ but its still ridiculous
probably just going to get the 250 laugh instead
Which dva skin is best? Aside from the summer skin one. Carbon looks like sex to me.
>>152604401
Most asian countries read top-down, right-left, and will just read right-left when there's no room for vertical text.
>>152604039
>that lucio
I want tocuddlehim!
>>152612303
U gay?
>Trying to play new Brawl
>Server error again and again
Fix your shit Blizzard
>>152612321
B.Va or bust
What is the new rank 50? 3000?
>>152612058
yeah but most of the EU OW pros are also ex-TF2 players and yet only 1 of them was fat
>>152612249
that girl is SWEATY
>>152612049
>game is going to such shitty direction currently
It's almost like it's a Blizzard game. Who fucking knew?
I want to preface this post by saying that I am not a men's right activist, nor a feminist. I simply want to see the equal treatment of all human beings. I love women, I have nothing against them as i am a !@#$%-*!@#$ male. Seeing as how someting as minor as Tracer's "butt pose" can be scraped from the game I'd like to discuss something of greater importance: The Featured Game mode "Girl Power"
I understand that in the past women were not treated fairly (no voting rights, legal rights, etc.) and I even admit today in certain countries they are treated lower than males. That said, the goal of human equality whether or not you're black, white, asian, hispanic, female, or male, is to give all people the same treatment. Why does this game mode deter that goal? Because it is inclusive to one gender. I am not saying that it is sexist to have a "girls only" club however, it is sexist to deny the boys the same opportunity. My solution to this problem is to either A)Remove this game mode and recreate something better or the easier option B) Include a "guys time" game mode as this will equal out the treatment between both sexes. Creating a special game mode for one sex is no different than creating a game mode for one race only. These characters do not get to choose their sex when they are born/created. Please take the time to absorb this and reflect on the image you portray when you tell players that it is "ok" to be inclusive to one gender, no matter which one. (And as Bastion and Zenyatta go they can either be excluded or included in both game modes as they are robots with no defined gender. Or you can place them in their respective male or female game modes depending on how their Blizzard creators defined them)
Finally, I understand that there are already game modes with male heroes only (Super shimada bros, we're all soldiers now, etc.) however these do not offer the same flexibility as "Girl Power" as that specific game mode allows for a larger selection of champions.
>>152612064
I think it makes more sense as a buff to projectile charas because technically its a nerf to everyone...
>having best match on new map
>server error
fucking blizzard
https://clyp.it/jbq1n1nd
>>152612393
just multiply it by 50 you dumbass
so 2500
>>152612331
>just read right-left when there's no room for vertical text
Wrong.
Japan, China, and Korea write left to right.
Vertical text is the rare special form.
Japan hasn't written right to left since WWII.
>>152610982
>That entire intro
>>152612525
thanks senpai
>>152611379
Okay how the fuck did Shaq actually think signing this team was a good idea
NRG isn't even good, they are like barely top5 NA, and evidently their players are also not marketable
Does Reaper counter Soldier 76?
>>152611379
Damn they're ugly. The guys from Rogue at least look normal.
why tf can't you shoot at roadhog as he's pulling you with his chain?
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>revives Reaper
explain
>>152612525
Have the actually confirmed that the new scale is 50 times the old one?
They could have made it so that the majority of players get placed in lower tiers, instead of in the middle.
>>152612482
Tracers 150 hp makes her more susceptible
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRACER, ZARYA, ROADHOG'S HOOK AND ANA'S ULT NERFS BLIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD??????
>>152612740
why would it not be a gaussian distribution like every other skill distribution ever?
>>152612278
four hundred twenty
>>152612786
hook is getting buffed
GUISE WHAT IS THE NEW META
>>152611379
>tfw you're a cute ginger but shaq will never notice you
>>152605182
>those stiff blank expressions
how the fuck do you virgins whack off to this shit? they look like they're made of play-doh.
>>152612702
Because he'd be trash
>>152612786
Genjimain pls
>>152612874
hanzo?
>>152612874
5 Hanzos and a healer
>>152610982
>that fucking intro
>>152612874
roadhog zarya dva mcree
+
2 healers
How to fix genji:
>swift strike cooldown decreased to 5 seconds
dva, winston, and pharah have 5 second cooldowns but genji doesn't??? it's dumb
>hp increased to 250
>100hp/150 shields
Thoughts???
>>152610982
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YELLING
>>152613039
Fuck off Seagull
>>152613039
Obvious bait
>>152605475
>except Widow posters
You kidding man. Widow posters are the worst. Waifufags in this general need to be fucking gassed they're so annoying
>>152613039
>hp increased to 250
>100hp/150 shields
why?
>>152610982
I hope one of you faggots hack if you ever encounter them streaming just to ruin their day
>>152612874
Lately I've been seeing double Mercy's or Zenyatta/Ana combo like every game.
>>152610982
>HEY KIDS, IT'S TIME FO-
I can't do this
Have some more
https://youtu.be/X8bjvoHOSFs
>>152612435
I want to lick a sweaty Hana
>>152610982
>That intro
>>152611379
I'm pretty sure this is legimately the least attractive esport pro team I have ever seen
Do the new sit emotes last a certain amount of time or do heroes stand up once you start moving?
>>152612928
They can nerf Gengu even more for all that I care but WHY IS BLIZZARD TAKING SO FUCKING LONG TO ADRESS THINGS THAT ARE CLEARLY BROKEN?
>>152613102
no you have to admit I'm right with the swift strike cooldown
I can see why you wouldn't agree with my hp buff I may have gotten carried away
also his ult should be instantaneous
he spends like 2 seconds unsheathing/unsheathing his blade like wtf Blizzard
BUFF PHARAH
Soldier 76 buffs when?
>>152613270
Last until you move
>>152613425
just revert the spread crap they did
Genji should have less health.
At least while using his ultimate.
>>152610982
I hate that insufferable cunt. Literally riding off the fame of others. And people defend her?
>>152613270
They appear to persist until you decide to move
>>152613425
He's still OP you fucking eggplant
there is no reason not to give pharah 250 health
>>152613505
>He's still OP you fucking eggplant
maybe if you're a total fucking shitter or playing exclusively against total fucking shitters (who also refuse to use McCree)
>when you really dont want your picture taken but still gotta smile to the camera
>Join game
>Level 7
>oooohnnnooo.jpg
>now, now anon. Once upon a time you two were a level 7 scrub. Give him a chance. Maybe he'll be good!
>Picks Honzo.
>OOOOH.NNOO.mp3
>NOW, NOW. MAYBE HE'S JUST GOOD AS HONZO. WE ARE ON DEFENSE ANYWAY!
>He does okay that round. Pops his ult a few times and helps scatter the enemy team. Not that that is a big accomplishment but what ever.
>Next round
>Picks Honzo faster than I can fucking blink
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9J5tYShNY8
>Same thing happens the next day only with a Widowmaker
Why are low levels so godamn fast to pick snipers? Or Genji.
Its the fucking worst thing ever.
Sorry about the blog post.
>>152613505
He's garbage now that they made him inaccurate as fuck
>>152612786
>nering the only good thing ana has
thanking the good lord in heaven you have never made a game
HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THE SUMMER BOXES BE DROPPING TODAY?!?@#$%^
>play gud
>get rewarded with 300 competitive points
>think about starting hanzo and getting the white wolf skin because a golden bow would look awesome with it
>however want to save bux for halloween skins
>after that christmas skins
>maybe I should just use bux and buy later to get new skins
>or play to get crates
Blizzard's vile schemes have hooked me.
>>152613563
Why does it look so..dirty?
>>152610982
how fucking bad they are is making me sick
>>152613563
Jesus Christ he looks like a cannibal
To think I picked up Genji because of him.
Still my boy even if he does look like skinnyfat Chucky
What counts as a win/loss for a character? If you join a game in the dying seconds would that count? How about if you switch your character like 2 seconds in the match?
>>152613680
>skinnyfat
Uhhh pretty sure he is just regular fat
>>152613336
you know while we are at it, we should make his reflection a passive ability.
Hes a super cool ninja man. He would NEEEVVVER get hit from the front. Its unrealistic.
>>152613656
Acne scars
>>152611379
>>152613563
hes just thinking about the genji nerfs
>>152613791
>ecelebs
>>152613791
>mom jeans and sketchers
baka seagull S M H!!
>>152613791
>mfw
>>152612321
Carbon is always the correct choice
>>152613791
>why do you look sad seagull?
>thinkin bout genji
How do I play with fellow anons?
>turn on shadows
>FPS drops by 40
>>152613724
>That subtle implication that Zenyatta with a wig is hot.
>>152613719
>belly
>triple chin
>noodle arms
Guy needs to hit the gym or fix his diet before hes beyond saving
>>152613791
american whites are such a fucking embarrassment
no wonder they are so obsessed with cuckolding, if i looked like that i'd expect to get cheated on too assuming i could somehow land a gf in the first place
>>152614065
He raised his internal body temperature by 2 degrees celsius
>>152613791
Even if I was pro level and they offered me an amazing contract i'd probably still have to say no because it would mean living with these clowns. No way I could do that.
Pharah should have Armor so Winston and Dva aren't viable counters. She already has a billion counters, it makes no sense that she should be countered by the very thing she's best at killing.
>Just want to play the new mercy
>Servers booting fucking everyone
>PTR is in the shitter
>>152613791
Someone fit Seagull with good clothes so he atleast looks 8/10
>>152613723
the buff that genji truly needs is to have the triple jump change reverted and reworked like this:
>whenever genji has wallclimbed, he cannot wallclimb again but he can double jump
>whenever genji has double jumped, he gets to wallclimb again but doesn't get to double jump
so that a genji can stay permanently airborne like a proper ninja should and climb to ALL the flanking spots
>>152614062
how does this surprise you? the lighting engine (which the shadows are part of) have been the most taxing element in 3D games for a long time now
Lucio > Zen > Ana >>>>>>> Mercy
is this correct?
D.va DM nerf revert when
Zarya nerf when
Blizzard pls ;__;
>>152614036
>Widowmaker doesn't have a half-pissed, half-dismissive look on her face like she wouldn't care if you lived or dropped dead
That's what makes her sexy, anon.dangerously sexy
>>152613791
These people are disgusting. I wonder how far you could get in OW if you were good and attractive.
>>152614230
>>152614291
yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaUIFCEjQeU
"e-celebs"
>>152606707
Where's my Chippy?
>>152614227
i'm pretty sure there a lot of other factors preventing him from being an 8 than just clothes
>>152614227
>>152614104
>>152613964
>muh fashion
Faggits.
I bet your footwear doesn't even last 10 years.
Apparently calibration does matter some, I mean I went 6-4 season 1 and got 57 (went up to 67) and I dicked around in ptr and went 2-8, placed 1400
>>152614360
also because his shuriken are cyborng ninja shuriken they should be heat seeking because it doesnt make sense that he is just tossing normal not-cyborng ninja shurikens
>>152614207
shes good at kililng them?
>>152605651
BOYS I'M BACK
I RUSHED ANOTHER ONE
WHAT'S IN MY LAST BOX
>>152614293
True
>>152614413
where did i say anything about fashion
they are terribly dressed though now that you brought it up
also i don't think those generic sneakers they're wearing are going to last 10 years either
I'm a solid 4
>>152614413
Neither do their fucking New Balance sneakers
>Quickplay
>get steamrolled by some premades playign a well-balanced comp
>next round
>premades are in my team now
>"HEY GUYZ LETS ALL TO SYMMETRA HAHA LOL XDDD"
>>152607660
*muffled laughing and coughing*
>tfw you unironically want to be a pro genji but you can barely manage to hit people standing still with shuriken, and routinely waste your ult on 1v6es because of egregious tunnel vision
>>152614104
Actually check racial dating statistics, white guys are by far the most popular. Niggers and spics are the bottom of the barrel. Just because an unintelligent thug culture doesn't breed nerds who are prominent on the internet doesn't mean that your average white in the real world is not more well-adjusted and sexually appealing than a shitskin.
LAST CHANCE TO GET SUMMER LOOTBOXES GOYIM!
GET THEM BEFORE THEYRE GONE FOREVER GOYIM!
>>152614291
Mercy players pretty much exist only to press Q. And as a result they play like total faggots the entire match.
>Distant kebab speak
>2 seconds later a glowing orange Reinhardt turns your entire team into ketchup
It's like an ulting Genji that has 1000 HP
ptr server is shitting the bed hardcore.
>It's an unexpected server error episode
>>152614642
1 here, ate so much today feel like shit
>>152614642
Hanzo's smile is a miracle of the universe
>>152614742It's Sombra
>>152607660
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>>152614698
Just become a pro McCree instead m80
>>152614649
Thought I was the only one to get fucked by these circumstances. Happens way too often in this game
>>152614519
and sense like, he is Zenyettas student, he would like, get his own healing ability
or maybe like
Zenyettas orbs go directly to him if he is hurt. Even if they are healing someone else.
>>152613614
They can stay away from the fight and pretend they're helping without being shot at or rudely interrupted by having to fight with people face to face.
>>152614575
> that thing you love
>you will never be this comfy
>solo q quickplay to kill time
>end up vs a stack using 3 zaryas and 2 genjis
>they spout reddit tier memes
when is ranked coming back
>>152614065
>implying he isn't
[unmutable menu music intensifies]
>>152607660
[Muffled laughter behind a gas mask]
So, fetish play then?
>>152612353
HERE I COME I OM CINNIEMON
>>152610982
>blizzard is balancing this game around these kinds of folk
>>152614769
is that little frog real
B.Va or Junker?
>get in map you like
>missing 1 person, skirmishing
>it's ok, I can wait
>suddenly get kicked out
>not enough players
>get dumped in shitty assault map
>round begins
>missing a 6th player
BLIZZARD PLS
>>152613212
I want to lick pool water off of Hana Song
>>152614575
surprise
it's fucking nothing!
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>>152614864
Well, I do love D.Va.
>>152614882
I was checking out sight lines in a solo Eichenwalde skirmish with Bastion and jesus is it a hard nut to crack if you find the right positioning. I get that castles are supposed to favor the defender hard core but this shit is unreal.
>>152611379
>>152613791
remind me why people hate them again. they aren't obnoxious literal retards like moonmoon and lassiz. is it just because they're fanboying other esports nerds?
>finally break down and buy 11 boxes
>get a Tracer legendary in the first one
>every other one was trash
Eeeeeh. Kinda regret it.
>>152610982
>Get 4 minutes in
>Aim is stiff as if she were using a controller so she switches to Mercy
>Flies into the middle of a team fight and dies
>Walks in front of an enemy Reinhardt and dies
>Tries walking away from a D.Va ult instead of sitting behind the cover right next to her
>>>>Level 95
Holy lel
>>152614964
why is this so cute
>>152607660
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!
>Taste the sword of the Dragon God!
>>152613791
wow look, they went outside!
How old is Seagull even? He looks fuckin' about his mid thirties next to manlet manny on the left and snapback boi on the far right.
>>152614882
>torbjörn doesn't whip out a plastic fork and a tupperware full of IKEA meatballs(TM) in his sit emote
shitty emote, really
>>152614968
>he doesn't set music vol to 0 and blasts Sabaton in his headset
top pleb
>>152610982
how fucking bad are these people
are these the kind of people who had ggez changed and shit?
>>152607660
(loud Rienhardt yell)
"UHAAHHG! "
Could do worse
>>152615079
i don't hate them i'm just laughing at how they look
>>152615021
bunejug and golgen duns
>>152607660
DROP THE BEAT
>>152615174
Wouldn't it be HAMMER DOWN?
>>152614642
>hanzo smiling
PURE. WHOLESOME.
>>152614642
Like a 2.3 today, chilled with some friends for a bit in the morning, got some crates, got the roadhog icon along with Zarya's voiceline.
I've already got all that I want, and then some.
>>152607660
OGO PO GOTOVNSTI
my aim with mccree is gradually getting worse
what the fuck
>>152615218
Already spent my free 300 points on Reinhardt familia
>>152615093
>bought 11 at start
>D.Va skin, reinhardt line
>"hey i'm feeling pretty good!"
>here at then end, feelin' shit
>bought another 11
>fucking nothing except nipon genji but I hate genji
fucking blizzard are hacks and stole my shekels
>>152614882
>>152614968
You can mute it though
>>152615260
No, he just kinda yells.
When's the summer event over
>>152614702
Calm down /pol/.
In America everyone fucks everyone.
White girls just have a thing for dark men for some reason.
It cant be helped or explained.
>>152615291
you have to gradually lower your sensitivity the more you play mccree
the hallmark of a good mccree main is having to slide the mouse halfway across the table for a quarter turn
>>152614971
>Roadhog will never dom you
why live
>>152615412
>In America everyone fucks everyone.
except him, though
>>152614842
it's distressing how good i am with pharah, tracer, and mccree
i don't WANT to play them, though; i want to be supreme high weeblord and grey fox it up
>queue quick play alone
>4 minutes later get into a game
>leave it early because team is literal garbage and forced 50 is obvious
>leave
>4 years past, i have a family now
>purchased a house
>reinstall overwatch
>press quick play
>it puts me in the same game with the same shit team, lose within ten seconds
epic
>>152611565
Nah, Pretty clear Reaper's in charge of Talon and he hates Omnics.
>>152615412
only fat white girls
>>152615474
Try Ana, she"s my new love after Genji.
Him and Hoggy
>>152612452
I'm always amazed about how people can become so butt blasted about a minor thing.
Before you reply to this post, please understand you are talking about a temporary game mode, in a cartoonish game, that is rated T - for Teen. If this is what bothers you on a day to day basis, you need to re-evaluate your priorities.
>>152607660
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE!
eeeeeeeeeeh
>>152615117
because Zenyatta is very cute, anon!
>>152603246
`>>152615315
No, he says "hammer down", dude, look it up.
>>152615000
I did not miss those commercials
Anyone notice the max number of items you can unlock for some characters got increased after the 400mb patch?
>Bastion +1
>D.va +4
>Genji +3
>Mei +3
>Pharah +1
>Reaper +1
>Soldier +4
>Symmetra +3
>Tracer +1
>>152615117
>>152615523
Whatever you have to tell yourself bro
>>152615412
>>152615467
Way to show everyone that you never actually go outside.
>>152615103
>>>>>Level 95
Again, new players, this is why level doesn't matter.
>>152615670
t. basement dweller
>>152615637
You have a screencap?
>>152615079
>Lassiz
God, watching that dude transition from Smite to Overwatch was the cringiest shit I've seen in a long time.
>>152615596
What if you have a choice between using the Ult Line the enemy hears and the one your team/the enemy team hears?
>NANOBOOST ADMINISTERED
>WARIHUM OWETAK
>>152612452
dump more pasta pls
These are the hero pick statistics for the GamesCom tournament
Really makes you see how ridiculous the Genji nerfs are, Blizzard gutted a mid tier hero because of reddit tears
do you guys have different sensitivities for certain characters?
higher for some lower for others? or would that fuck with your aim overall?
>>152615769
>reddit bogeyman
>>152615769
Damn 76/Pharah have fallen hard
>>152615769
And Blizzard forum tears
They're even worse than Reddit
>>152611379
>seagull
>always really nice
>having a good time playing video games with his friends
>cheesing hard as fuck
>gets made fun of for no reason
>>152615769
>Pharah is bastion level
Wew lad
>>152615608
>Give everyone else pretty reasonable positions at a normal high school
>Can't think of anything for Hanzo and Genji, so make them Fencing and Archery teachers
So creative.
>>152615721
Nice projection bro.
>>152607660
MOOLTEN COOOOOOOOAR
> my spunk is pretty hot
>>152615769
>professional Overwatch
I want this meme to end.
>>152615769
Why would I care about what people play in big tournaments? I'm just a random schmuck playing games as a hobby.
>Set up Symmetra's Funhouse of Microwaves on a flankroute next to a chokepoint
>Running across the map to set up a portal
>Gets multiple kills while I'm nowhere near it
>Not even one turret causality
This sort of thing makes me keep playing
>>152610982
>Rank 41
lol
>>152615748
Somebody add this guy.
>>152615940
that's not how that works
>>152607660
>NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT
Could be fun
>>152615769
>9 viable characters
ZEN ONLY NEEDS A SLIGHT NERF GUYS
MCCREE IS BALANCED
>>152615769
>Saw 13% less play at the highest level of play
>RIDICULOUS GUTTING
?
>>152615612
OBJECTION
Kinda
Every hero has 2 lines for when they pop their ult
Most of them do anyway
So, I guess if you have you 2 lines you say one or the other
so its either 'RAAHH!'
or 'HAMMER DOWN!'
>>152615934
the P.E teacher spots were taken, what else you want them to do? origami?
>>152615769
How is Blizzard so bad at balancing this game? Look at the fucking pick rates of D.Va and below
It shouldnt be this hard to make two dozen heroes viable
>TF2 is shit compared to OW
>but Scout is more fun than any class in OW
life's not fair.
>>152615769
And you fucks got pissy at me when I first said Zarya was the best tank long before others were.
>>152616192
zarya's face looks like ass
>>152616192
>Bootyshorts
>Mispronounces spanish to make Reyes angry
So how many times have people ran into complete shitters who bitch all about team comps and shit hero picks in ranked?
>>152616263
>>152615608
yeah, I always thought that was dumb
I'd make Genji Zenyettas assistant or something
and Hanzo the bus driver
>>152607660
>ACTIVATING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
is this some bad horror movie or what
Guys when does the event end
>>152616263
the only reason she gets picked is because the only counter to Zarya is another Zarya
Is anybody still collecting these?
>>152607660
>"I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS"
Not sure if..
>>152616385
Hanzo would be the woodworking teacher
>there are people out there that think Overwatch is completely balanced
>There are people who think a team based shooter that could ever be balanced.
Like hasn't this been a known thing since TF2?
>>152616228
Ironically D.Va has the fourth highest win:lose ratio and the second highest K;D ratio
Your waifu will never be as smug.
>>152615548
yeah, she's my second-most-played; hog's actually my third, and then zarya
I've recently been getting decent at aiming with Mcree. I can now left click people to death, however I still have no fucking clue how to work his ultimate it's shoddy at best 90% of the time and it's going to be even harder to use now that his gauge hard resets if you fail to use it.
How the fuck do I into High Noon?
>>152615769
>Pickrate = hero strength
Retarded argument
>>152616126
Huh? GamesCom wasn't played with the PTR changes
These changes are with the un-nerfed Genji that supposedly solo kills whole enemy team with every ult and is uncounterable and the meta supposedly completely revolves around him yadda yadda
>>152613179
>conan confirms widowmaker is best waifu
>>152615883
Shallow people. Cant do much about it
>>152612852
>gaussian distribution
blizzard said they wanted the bell curve to be a bit flatter this time.
>>152616487
Cute nose
WHAT THE FUCK?
>Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds >Duration of Genji’s ultimate has been reduced from 8 seconds to 6 seconds
>>152616472
That'd be Torjborn
Hanzo is the Hall monitor guy that no one takes seriously.
>>152616515
It revolves around him if you're rank 64 or lower.
>>152616192
Put those worthless nips in charge of the anime club and forget about them.
>>152616480
not hard to have a high win percentage when your sample size is so low
>>152616434
Thats retarded her counter is Reaper
She gets picked so much because the meta revolves around Zen and she is good against Zen because she can cleanse off discord orb both from herself and allies
>>152616480
Where?
>"If a hero gets more playtime over others, than they need to be nerfed to hell"
>Bliz's mindset
I hate this meme.
>>152615769
>The game as a whole should be based on strictly what the competitive usage rates are
No, fuck off
>>152616590
It's a fair nerf
>>152616385
I would've made Genji a philosophy teacher, Hanzo can be classics.
So, how did you make out during the summer event?
I got BOTH of Zaryas legendary skins
Mercys rare skin
D.Vas rare skin
and a whole fucking ton of sprays I will never, ever use.
Also does anyone know the release date of Reinhardts new skin?
I have my shekles saved for it.
>>152616590
>he can't wipe a team in 6s with dragonblade
Stop playing Genji.
>>152616640
http://masteroverwatch.com/heroes
Click the categories to have it rearrange it for those categories
>>152616635
Except D.VA is everywhere outside of pro play. It's easy to spot them when the people who play her are cancerous obnoxious faggots.
>>152616595
Why can't Zenyattas in below 64 rank not press Q when they hear enemy Genji press Q?
>>152616657
You think it's fine that more than half the heroes in the game are trash that are barely ever worth picking?
>>152616487
My waifu is Amelie tho.
>>152616434
no she gets picked because her bubble is the only counterplay to discord instantaneously removing a third of your health at no actual cost
>>152616804
>t. mccree main
Quick play is so fucking bad, damn.
>>152604487
It isn't but it's a real life game that blizzard owns
>Enemy team has a Junkrat
Neat, a free win.
>>152616804
Thats pub statistics, they are irrelevant
Torb also looks like a decent hero if you judge bty those
>>152616192
>Tracer is an English teacher
>Widowmaker is a French teacher
>Reaper is a Spanish teacher
>Reinhardt is a History teacher
>They made Pharah a fucking Office Administrator
Yeah dude, the only positions Hanzo and Genji could possibly have at a school are PE related.
>>152616506
just use it for spacing or killing 1-2 lonely siupports
>>152616506
>How the fuck do I into High Noon?
chat wheel
"ult status"
reinhardt holds up shield
lel
>>152616932
>youre on the other team
thanks for the freelo noob
>>152616971
>99% of the game is more irrelevant than 1% of the game
>>152615748
What a slut
>>152615748
I want to see someone named "DAMAGED" playing reaper so badly
>>152605602
>get american flag icon
>being Mexican
Guess who is visiting your country ilegally Mr Jhon smith ;:^)
>>152616590
>FUCK I HAVE TO ACTUALLY COORDINATE WITH MY TEAM OR WAIT FOR AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT TO USE MY ULT WHEN I WANT TO TEAM WIPE.
>BLIZZ BUFF PLS
This is what you sound like.
>>152616982
>Two Japanese teachers
>Genji teaches the younger kids because hes not an ass hole
>Hanzo teaches the older kids because he is an ass hole and can control them
>>152616804
>pub statistics indicate character balance
You're a special kind of stupid m8.
>>152616865
>t. person who likes cringe-worthy "gamur gurrrrl xDD" dialogue and probably owns body pillows
>>152616982
we gettin heated bout overwatch highschool au now lads
>>152617070
Delete this
>>152615883
all in good memes my friend
>>152617076
>tfw Mexican
>get American flag icon and Americree
>mfw Trump can deport me
Feelsgoodman
>>152616971
>>152617141
>implying statistics for a level of play you and 99% of the community will never reach means anything more
What works and what is popular in pro play is not always what works and what is popular in the actual game.
>>152617223
Bastion is the hall monitor/school cop
Also doubles as a vending machine for students in the morning and during lunch.
>>152616478
>there are people who think video games can be balanced
>>152617070
>>152615840
anyone?
>>152617343
So you're suggesting they balance things around retards who don't know how to play optimally because that will balance the game.
You're literally fucking retarded if you can't see the problem there.
>>152616470
>Tactical Visor lets you hit her spots just right
>when she is lying on the sheets drenched and with a dazed expression on her face you say "Clean sweep"
>>152617029
Why would you judge hero balance by matches where the people can't even play the game?
Every esport is balanced for the most part top down since the meta will trickle down from the pros anyway to the masses
>>152617343
>in the actual game
They are playing the actual game. Your ranked games are the equivalent of people casually playing street basketball while the pro games are NBA
>>152617423
Higher for Reaper/Tracer etc.
Lower for McCree/Hanzo etc.
>>152617462
They nerfed Genji. They're already doing that.
>completely wreck enemy team
>next match
>get put on the shitty team
>get like 5 gold medals
>your team gets wrekt you can't carry them hard enough
god damnit
>>152617367
>can gets stuck in bastion
>kick him
>BEEEP BEEE BO WEEEP VENDING MACHINE PTSD TRIGGERED ENGAGING HOSTILES
that's how the omnic crisis began
>>152617005
Guess what dipshit, so does their Reinhardt.
the only skin i wanted was the d.va one. i keep getting dupes of the fucking zarya skins, and dupe player icons, I DONT WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE.
>>152610982
>Christian Kenney2 godziny temu
Overwatch never gets old honestly
game isnt out for half a year yet
>>152617084
>>FUCK I HAVE TO ACTUALLY COORDINATE WITH MY TEAM OR WAIT FOR AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT TO USE MY ULT WHEN I WANT TO TEAM WIPE.
But that was already the case?
Damn I'm kinda disappointed in the new Rein Skin, I thought it'd be a full Morning Star, not half.
>>152612452
ffs grow up
>>152617560
No fucking shit and we are now heading towards even worse meta than the one we had
Can't fucking wait for the meta to be centered around Hanzo's log arrows randomly picking off people across the map
Sure love that they reverted the hitbox change so that the meta is again about random projectile spam too
>>152617675
>caring about this shit
You crack addict faggots are the reason Blizzard will keep doing it but your brain is so atrophied from never trying your entire life you don't know how to stop.
Fuck you, go buy a fucking pack of cigarettes instead where you become infertile and rid me of this bullshit ASAP
>>152617593
>In other news, Overwatch High has to be evacuated after the Bastion kept as the on site security went hay wire attacked several students.
>37 were hospitalized
>the Bastion unit in question has been taken into police custody for reprogramming and debugging
>The attack was swiftly ended after a quick thinking janitor used a IED to disable it
>>152617223
>heated
No, baffled about what high school the artist went to that had archery and fencing.
>>152613179
See, people? And you guys tell me you can't have fun with all Widows in a match. I swear, competitive players are anti-fun. Having any sort of genuine fun, I mean actual genuine fun, not just trying to win for the sake of winning or to justify your existence, but actual fun, it can't hurt to do it every once in a while. It's no wonder why you're so angry and antagonistic. Just lighten up, even if it's comp. After all it's only a game.
>>152616692
>roadhog and junkrat not being auto repair class
>>152614642
5
all the time
>mfw I'll never snuggle with Zarya
>mfw we'll never watch old spaghetti westerns together
>mfw she'll never motivate me to lose weight
I cant wait to kick the stool under me
>>152618197
My school had fencing, but it sure as hell doesn't have archery. Hanzo would be a World History teacher or something.
>>152615571
>>152618004
>responding to pasta
i just finished placement matches and got rank 3700ish, what do i make out of that?
(top rank was 78 in season 1 btw)
>>152617601
>Reinhardt holds up shield
>wait until ult is about to run out
>two shots break his shield and the remaining shots net kills
>>152619072
end rank?
>>152617005
It works better if Ana boosts you, since it makes the charge rate faster (because he's doing more damage) and gives you damage resistance to boot so they can't focus you down as easily
aww yeah
>>152610982
This is the demographic we have in mind for our vision of Overwatch.
>>152619617
Are you actually autistic
>>152611337
I haven't un-spoilered it but I'm 99% sure it says "with no survivors"
Junkrat is so fucking fun
>>152619072
How are you playing comp lmao
>>152607437
Do it, if you don't you'll regret it despite your best interests.
How many more hours is the summer event?
>>152615769
why is zen popular now?
>be getting 4 golds in QP with Bastion
>notice other players who were 65+ SR in season 1 on other team
Can I do it... Can I bring this omnic dude to Ranked Play next season?
>>152615031
Pool water has pee and chlorine and possibly period blood. Swimming with girls is gross when you think about it
>>152620287
>implying those players were even trying
>>152611485
I tried a few months ago. It was utterly unpolished shit.
Looks nothing like their promotionals.
>>152614043
pls respond
>>152620287
No. Hanzo hard counters him
>>152607660
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>>152611189
i was done when zen got buffed
i only came back for the skins and still spent most of the time playing lucioball
>>152620749
Fuck that caber tossing weeb.
>>152618423
I want to live in a quiet area and we can homeschool our children and she can go to competition and we can cheer her on from the standslife is short and brutal and joyless
>>152607660
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
pretty good
Also that partner would be Zarya so she'd understand
>>152621923
I want to see the look on her face the first time that little Anastasiya picks up a child size training weight
>>152621119
Americans won't get this joke, but I do anon.
>>152607660
>HAMMER DOWN
It couldn't be better
>>152607660
>FREEZE, DON'T MOVE
What is this some kind of edging play