/utg/- Undertale General

LET'S RUIN CHILDHOOD TOGETHER!

>>152595530
Okay, let me unzip my pants

thank you anon that wrote all those gay asgore smut. it's good.

sans
sanus
anus

makes you think huh

>>152595530
STOP RIGHT HERE, U CRIMINAL SCUM!

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sans

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Nth for goathugs

>>152595616
I wish there was more desu

>>152595616
Which is it?

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This human is the cutest human!

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I just woke up and I was looking for the new thread and I thought this was an accidental second thread because it didn't have many replies so I went looking for the actual next thread.

but it turns out that this thread was just made and I'm sleepy.

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Would you dance with Asriel?

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A spider for every thread!

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>>152595813
among other things, yes

>>152594635
Giving the baby spider a Nintendo 64 for her birthday!
The baby spider being happy playing Paper Mario and other such games!
Deleting all of the baby spider's games just when she's about to get to the end boss!
The baby spider being so upset!!!

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>>152595665
the sexiest

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karaoke with the gotes

https://soundcloud.com/moozakemono/toriel

>>152595715
http://pastebin.com/ybH2ebtS

http://pastebin.com/cSqwAqWy

xth for flowey

>>152595746
what about (you) though?

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>>152595813
*FIGHT

>>152595936
needs to be a manlet skele though

would graverob for manlet skele

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>>152595936
heheh rattle me bones

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>>152595665
SKELETON MAN

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>>152596080
We need more Mettaton with Chara's outfit.

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>>152596038
Omega

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>>152596091
Good enough?

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>>152596079
N-no!

https://youtu.be/U57E_CBZReU
Oh wow this remix is good

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>>152596245
The legs make me think things I probably shouldn't.

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>>152596247
omega

>>152596314
Adorable anon! Cutest anon! I will cover you in smooches!

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>>152596151
skeleton boys and a fleshy thing

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>>152596135

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>>152596151
Serve 'em up for revenge.

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>>152596394
STAHP

>>152596341
I can see Storyshift Mettaton actually being evil, y'know because Mettaton is a fucking egomaniac that isn't afraid to kill

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>152595864
That's the spirit!
>>152595935
Playing through all the games and leaving it exactly where the spider was, down to the last detail!
Letting the spider complete the game!
The spider being so happy!

>>152596341
But the legs are the best part.

>>152596329
Oh good she just makes effects and choir backing. Looking at the image I thought she might be singing somehow over it. Yeah it is a really good version.

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>>152596431
Skeleton boys and goopy skeledad

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nice

>>152596529
SHAKE EM UP I WANNA HEAR SOME RATTLIN

>>152596431
the daily lives of high school (skeleton) boys when

Because some people asked for this last thread.

http://pastebin.com/uusK3pbN

>>152596756
I was one of them. Thanks. I'll read it sometime, when I feel like masturbating.

Good afternoon /utg/ I love you!

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>>152596664
science skeleton and goop
>>152596728
never ever

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>Ghost edition

>>152596561
>implying Chara isn't evil

>>152596898
We love you too!

>>152596898
Afternoon, lad. How are you?

>>152596957
>implying they are before post-genocide

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>>152596935
You got a problem fucboi?

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>>152596898
>no comma
hmm..

>>152597018
Awww, thank you!

>>152597026
I'm good! I'm a little hungry so I'm making some french fries! Thanks for asking, how are you?

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>>152596672

>>152597114
>wants to kill humanity
>"they're totally not evil"

>>152596756
Not bad. Not as lewd as I expected, but it leaves enough to the imagination. I like it. It fills me with despair.

>>152596935
inb4 more batter lewds

>>152597114
Implying is all you can do with Chara.
No personalities are canon.

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>>152597114
please
no more headcanon arguments

>>152596756
But what happens then, anon?
Also I think there are some slig

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>>152597161
REMOVE SPECTRES
E
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V
E

S
P
E
C
T
R
E
S

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>>152597170
Do you think some maniac would pretend to be that anon?

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>>152596756
I like this, anon. It even kinda ties into a 'hardmode' ending, if you will. Keep it up!

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>>152597440
Ghost monsters aren't specters you ding dong.

>>152597429
*slight writing errors in the first paragraphs
Forgot about autopost

>>152597325
you're forgetting the fact that Chara is a child who willingly went to Mount Ebott, possibly to kill their self, it's basically canon that Chara got abused/bullied badly

>>152597187
I'm a little hungry too, now that you mention it. I'm thinking about heating up some leftover pizza.

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>>152596245
You got it, babe

>>152596561
He isn't afraid to kill if it's stopping him from something. He doesn't just slaughter willy-nilly.

>>152597586
>possibly
Your entire argument falls apart there.

>>152597429
>>152597532
I was thinking of just leaving it there and having some other anon finish it honestly.

Do you guys really want me to keep going though? I can try I guess.

What's MTT's role in Storyshift? What does he do?

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>>152597541
Specter is specter

>>152597793
isn't he chara

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>>152596341
>>152597657
these are awesome, thanks anons

>>152597674
I thought it's canon that sans pleasures the horses.
>>152597793
He's Chara, in other words nothing because storyshift is stuck in goatfam focus.

>>152597674
i thought i told you to git gone

>>152597750
Please do, your writing style is perfect for this kind of thing.

>>152597750
Well, if nobody else bothers. Plus you know how it's supposed to continue.

>>152597698
you can't just ignore likely possibilities you silly anon

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>>152597793
He's the Chara to Napstablook's Asriel. We're still working through the Neutral route so you don't really see/hear about either of them yet though.

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>>152597997
>We're still working through the Neutral route so you don't really see/hear about either of them yet though.
At this rate we'll reach Omega Blooky when Undetale 2: Episode 2 is released.

>>152597932
>>152597961
Alright then. I guess i'll go for it. Here's the important question though. Lewd or nah?

>>152597880
I guess.

>>152597883
I assume headmate narrator Chara, then. What does he even do? I didn't know for sure until now that that was even his role. Also, is he a robot like those pictures suggested or is he a ghost? I don't know how this shit works at all what the fuck.

>>152597997
>He's the Chara to Napstablook's Asriel
I have no idea what you mean. What does Blooky do? I think I remember that Asriel takes Papyrus' role.

I'm bored as fuck.
Give me something weird or silly to draw, /utg/.

>>152598216
Lewd but only as a tool to make it more cruel

>>152598303
Papyrus using Sans head as a bongo

>>152598303
Sans on monocycle.

>>152598305
That's the plan.

>>152598303
flowey smiling at the viewer with a displeased sans behind him

>>152598303
Flowey on a skateboard on a bigger skateboard.

>>152598356
That was quick.

>>152598303
Woshua finally getting his wish

>>152598271
Storyshift Napstablook is regular Asriel.
Storyshift Mettaton is regular Chara.

>>152597639
Oooh, sounds nice! I hope you enjoy!

>>152598303
flowey riding a magical rainbow-powered banana to the moon

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>>152598271
Blooky is Flowey/Asriel's original role, Mettaton is Chara but be1cause the writer is lazy or doesn't believe in charator there's been no mention of him.
>Also, is he a robot like those pictures suggested or is he a ghost? I don't know how this shit works at all what the fuck.
I don't even know anymore.

>>152598303
Sans walking in on Papyrus drinking ketchup

>>152598303
Papyrus worshiping the flying spaghetti monster.

>>152598303
riverperson trying to kill gaster with a scythe

>>152598303
Asgore being buried under a a pile of puppies with his hand and horns sticking out terminator 2 style

>>152598490
Ooh. Okay.
>Storyshift Mettaton is regular Chara.
So Mettaton is dead? A pile of scrapheap? Doesn't seem like you could do much with him, unless it's stuff from before Frisk gets in.

>>152598545
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's confused. I thought I might have been an idiot.

>>152598545
Storyshift pre-Flowey Napstablook and Mettaton should be ghosts and not robot children

>>152595946
>reader-centric
mph

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and the teacher put them in the closet to calm down after they broke down in tears during class because of the abuse they're receiving both at home and from schoolmates

>>152598303
seconding this >>152598742

>>152598879
I would ask the school what kind of teacher they employ

>>152598879
yes and I'd report that teacher to the administration for gross misconduct, contact social services about the abuse at home so he could be removed from the situation, and eventually adopt him myself

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>>152597274
i like this bunny

>>152598216
Yes. Lewd please. I want to see that spirit shattered.

>>152598879
My favorite is already unjustly abused.
It ain't new.

>>152598879
Wew. I haven't seen these posts in a while. I thought you had moved on.
Yes, I would love my favorite unconditionally and do what >>152599073 said.

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>>152598795
Storyshift has the same problem of most AUs in that it's too narrowly focused (this time on the goats instead of skeletons) so all this important shit is still vague.
>>152598828
Yeah, though I seem to have misplaced the art of them as ghosts.

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Reminder to spay and neuter your monsters.
We don't need them reproducing

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>>152599203
I only have this one

>>152598879
Why would I start disliking somebody because of such silly thing and why is that teacher using the punishment methods from XIXth century?

>>152599382
Go back to being trapped under rubble you ginger fuck.

>>152599382
lysandre a shit
to protect the pokemon from misuse i'm gonna fuckin kill them all
what a good plan
and his pokemon were okay with this too what an asshole

>>152599087
Glad you liked it

>>152599382
Maybe the Underground wouldn't be so overpopulated if monsters didn't fuck so much!

>>152599382
Fuck you, I'm gonna keep breeding my Pokeymans until I get the right natures.

>>152596584
>Corrupting the games!
>Spider's parents have to buy new ones!
>Spider's family unable to pay rent!
>All Spider's fault!

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AWW

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>>152599964
>Monster Human Hybrid

>>152599964
It's funny because they're both dead.

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>>152600345
Best children
Best parents

>>152598305
>>152599140
Huh. Lewd it is then, huh? Can't say I'm surprised.

>>152600384
i'm ded from the cute

>>152600397
Well, you can make just pure torture porn, if you feel up to it.

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>>152600384
Children can't have children

Silly

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goat/human hybrids

>>152600539
shotagotebro, very mature for age
children in hundreds across the world, his shota seed, everywhere

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turned out boring and dumb looking

oh well

>>152599718
That's a nice spider.
>>152599939
The spider running a bake sale (again) to raise funds for her family!
The bake sale being a huge success as expected!

>>152600727
That's going to be awkward when he dies after 4 hours because all his kids stole his life energy

>>152600853
Yeah that'd actually be kind of funny.

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Best spider coming through.

>>152600749
That's a cool skeleton.

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>>152601029
Those are some vintage ghost lewds.

>>152600749
Dumb it is not. Boring is subjective. It's always at least a little exciting when it's new art that's been created just for us to view. I applaud your skill.

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>>152601029
>censoring it

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>>152600717
Impregnate Frisk!
And then be a good father for the child!

>>152600539
Who says they need to stay children
apart from the fact that they are dead

>>152600518
Nah. Not really my thing. More an aggressive non-consentual person myself.

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>>152601094
Post more

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>>152598356
bongo bongo

>>152599964
cute!!!
who's the artist?

>>152600749
a dig semi-realistic takes on the skeletons and the texture/shadows on the skull look great, nice work man

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It's been a few months since I played the game last and I just listened to waterfalls theme again. It's weird how much I'd forgotten the feeling that the game gave off. Playing the game is like being in a dream or something and I think waterfall captures that feeling the most. I've forgotten all about the beauty of the game and focused too much on the characters in the last months. Gotta give the hack some credit for composing these beautiful themes.

>>152599964
>chara
trash

>>152601608
https://twitter.com/ino__shi/media

I would be... cautious with the other stuff

>>152601594
that's cute as hell and the best mushroom makes a cameo, thank you!

>>152601830
>Sans boning the kid
Ah that's sad.

>>152601852
I ate it, nerd. What now?

>>152601852
You already ate it dingus.

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>>152600384
>>152599964
>>152600717
das ist verboten, ja?

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>>152601978
yeah, it's a shame

>>152602096
Nazi Chara is best Chara
>>152602131
I fucking can't read moonrunes

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>>152602096
Stupid fascisti get out.

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>>152601037
>>152601115
>>152601614
thanks famalams, I appreciate the comments <3

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>>152602283
nice try, but that gote is a DOUBLE AGENT

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>>152602096
nein

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>>152602365
Yes, an allied agent for he's in fact a jew.

>>152602131
>>152600384
>>152599964
any translators for these?
they look cute af but I can't read nipponese

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This pairing is good for my soul

Non-skeleton / non-lewd art has pretty much died

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>>152602460
oh shit, he's a triple agent for Mossad?
EVERYBODY RUN

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>>152601996
>>152602075

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>>152602629
I can live with that.

>>152602551
We have a Japanese anon drop in occasionally.

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>>152602460
>>152602690
>Jewish
>supports filthy species-mixing
hmmmmmmm

>>152602708
Good. People like you deserve to be sad.

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>>152602869
literally nothing wrong with species mixing

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>>152602869
>posting donut steals

>>152602964
t. sterile hybrid

>>152601514
control your crotch goat this is a blue board

>>152602690
>>152602869
Oy vey the goyim know

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>>152602964
mutants must be exterminated

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>>152603138
SHUT IT DOWN, NYEH!

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>>152602629
depends on where you look, what you consider lewd, and how much you can stomach aus

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>>152603007
>>152603236
nothing
wrong

>>152602964
>collect furry/scaly monsters
>disperse them among the population
>make furfaggotry mainstream, further eroding traditional culture
>mix with humans
>create hybrids with apparently dominant according to >>152602131
dirty monster genes
>rinse and repeat
I know your game, (((Asriel))).

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Do not reply to me.

Would you date and be impregnated by a monster?

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>>152603358
I would breed humanity into extinction with Asriel

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>>152603331
I agree, it's perfectly acceptable

>>152596756
Is it bad that I'm having a mental image of Chara locked away in Frisk's head screaming bloody murder at the fact that Frisk has become their new favorite.

>>152603305
au porn is 90% skeleton though

How should you feel when someone writes fetish fanfiction about you?

>152603413
So we still do anonfagging? That's disappointing.

>>152603430
see >>152603432
Humans getting impregnated by non-human creatures is one of my biggest turn-ons

>>152603430
>>152603432
I want many things, and these are a couple of them.

>>152603413
YOU CAN'T STOP ME PUNK!.

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>>152603465
There's ghost incest too.

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>>152603430
>would you date
Yes
>be impregnated
yes

>>152603527
I'd be weirded out desu

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>>152603358
>>152603432
>do this
>can finally get a boss monster waifu and qt gote kids
liking this plan, thanks schlomo

>>152603430
Depends on the monster, but the answer is Probably yes.

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I think it's time.

@152603413
I need to stop getting into these

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>>152603465
I thought that anon was looking for non-lewd non-skeleton art

just saying that a lot of g-rated stuff of other characters is now in lame au land too nowadays

>>152603430
>date
yes
>be impregnated
no, I'd prefer the monster to bear our spawn

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>>152603413
>I got capped making a shitpost

>>152603430
im a boy but yes i would date one

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>>152603616
>>152603465
ILLEGAL!

>>152603432
This is fine. Humans are assholes anyways.

>>152603430
Date yes. Being impregnated would depend on how it would work.

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>>152603331
interspecies a best

>>152603430
>>152603432
yes

>>152603527
Uncomfortable, yet aroused. I don't know. Context? How well do they know you? What did this thing contain?

>>152603546
I'm afraid so. I know it's wrong but I still like it.

>>152603787
I really liked it. I looked up key words and phrases to find other instances of that sort of thing being said just because I think they're so funny.

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>>152603843
You have no power here lawman!

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>>152603843
You again!
You just need some tender loving.

>>152603872
but anon, half-humans would probably also be assholes. Just a lot more powerful.

>>152603935
Frisk looks so cool!!

>>152604042
They are called wizards
And wizards are the biggest assholes of them all

>>152603432
wait did a girl say that or are these going to be butt babies

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Howdy guys, reposting that lewd fic from GF&B I finished last night before I head off to gym!

Taste Test: Toriel invites Asgore over to test her newest pie recipe, but the ex-queen has different ideas
http://pastebin.com/W23hBS0a

And Part One if you missed it; Piano Lessons
http://pastebin.com/LKR9nCtm

Hope you guys enjoy!

>>152603935
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! I AM THE LAW! I GOVERN ALL!
>>152604008
NO, YOU ARE WRONG! I NEED TO UPHOLD THE LAW! I AM CONSIDERING AN AMENDMENT TO THE LAW TO MAKE MONSTER HUMAN BREEDING ILLEGAL!

>>152604058
Here's the full comic
http://imgur.com/a/Be5z9
>>152604008
Got a source on that?
>>152604159
Sup McDoogly?

>>152603430
I'd date a monster but I'm not comfortable with the thought of male pregnancy.

>>152604136
this is true, i can confirm that wizards are assholes

source: 15 levels as a barbarian

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>>152604159
Hey Doogle, you doing good?

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>>152603430
Yes I want sans to give me the ectocummies and impregnate my soul so i give birth to a half monster half human hybrid which is more powerful than any other creature and it looks like a human but can use magic and has glowing blue and yellow eyes and it grows up to be able to time travel and saves gaster, asriel and chara from the dead

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impregnating this goat

>>152604159
Oh cool, thanks Doogle.

>>152604140
Maybe monsters have sex change magic

>>152604042
I would imagine that depends on how dominant the human side of their soul is. After all, that's where the assholeishness would come from most.

>>152603430
I'd rather be friends.

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>>152602964
>>152603331
wrong.
you have to roll your shirt after cuddling with them.

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>>152604365
A Tem in a business suit along with a humanized UF Temmie. Huh. Interesting.

>>152604392
>>152604245
>>152604140
>>152603918
>he wouldn't bare his husbando's young
shit taste and ungrateful

>>152604658
>husbando
IT'S HAZUBANDO

>>152604527
I don't do dating, anon, please understand.

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>>152604593

>>152604593
i just thought temmie in a monocle was cute desu the rest is whatever

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>>152600717

>>152604757
>that mouth placement
KEK

>>152604318
Baka, less detailed than usual

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>>152603843
Mettacest is top taste along with ghosts! You're full of shit "the law"!

>>152604757
Okay. This has to be satire.

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>>152604862
I have much more.

>>152604915
You must be jesting.

>>152604894
IT IS ILLEGAL ROBOT, AND I WILL ENFORCE THE LAW! I WILL MAKE GHOST SEX ILLEGAL TOO!

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dont look

>>152604882
I'm not as gifted as the other ecto poster

>>152604826
Yeah, can't say I'm a fan of the humanization of UF. But Tem in a suit is cool.

>>152604658
Yeah I consider myself a little too macho for that. If it's some kind of soul sex that generates a child then alright but pregnancy itself is really awkward.

>>152604658
I would, but it would be nice if my pelvis was shaped accordingly

>>152605159
Meant to say 'or' instead of 'of''.

>>152605056
Mirin'

>>152605159
But it's not humanization. Have you ever seen pets in clothes?

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>you will never be innocent Asriel and be convinced by Chara to have hot incest

Why is life so UNFAIR?

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>>152605056
Oh.

>>152604356
>posting the edit

Disgusting.

>>152605338
No not this >>152604593

I was talking about this image >>152604365

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>>152605351
>you will never be innocent and have hot incest

>>152605351
This isn't life. This s Hell.

take it easy /utg/

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>>152605005
LET ME SEE SOME ID THEN.
IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE MR "LAW".

>>152605351
>chara

no

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Do goats make good dads?

I wonder if Asriel would have been a good father and if boss monster parents could live long enough to be grand parents

>>152605712
you cant tell me what to do, imma take it real hard

>>152605351
>being Asriel
>not being Chara

cmon now

>>152605758
They don't actually get to hang hang out but I like this anyway.

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>>152605758
huh im starting to thing that "dream" might not rhyme with "rape"

>>152605759
some of them do

>>152605758
>Asriel x Frisk
>having any relationship whatsoever

More delusional than Charafags.

I wish Toby wasn't a lazy hack he is. Just think of a comic, hardmode, saving Asriel.

>>152605712
Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

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good morning

>>152605996
frick no

>>152605996
Good night.

>>152605996
Fuck off m8

>>152605758
I'd totally seduce a goteboy if it meant becoming royalty desu

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Dare you enter my magical realm?

>>152605996
Stick to vanilla shota version you hack.

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>>152605732
HERE YOU GO. I AM THE LAW.

>>152605795
well, go at it as hard as possible then man

>>152605982
blobster x yukkuri when

>>152606181
U N D E R M O R P H S

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>acts like some wise, solemn king who wants only the best for his people
>meanwhile spends hundreds of years just chilling in his opulent palace while his people live in darkness
>perpetuates a lie about how he's going to save them all with a power he has no intention of using
>kills six children for the sake of that lie

why do people like asgore again?
oh yeah cus he's a big furry bara

>>152606181
OK why the fuck does the clothing also change

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>>152605351
Why must we suffer so?

>>152606028
frick yes

>>152606194
but the flower hoodie is cute

>>152606197
Hmm seems like everything checks out-
Wait a minute.
THE FONT SIZE IS 1 TOO SMALL THIS IS A FAKE.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST CRIMINAL SCUM.

>>152606352
10/10

>>152606230
We need yukkuri of every UT character.

>>152606352
ANON NO

>>152606320
duh

>>152604830
Hooves are kinda cute and kinda terrifying

>>152606352
this is why I love Asian people

>>152606379
IT IS THE RIGHT FONT. YOUR BOSS IS ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. LET ME PUT THEM ON SPEAKER PHONE
>This guy is the real deal, stop harassing them, or I'll fire you, got it?

SOMEONE POST A FISH RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE

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>>152605946
now edit everyone out except Asriel floating in the air

>>152606181

>>152606354
frick no stop
why

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>>152606349
Because memes

Goatfags will fap to this

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>>152605946
I like to Imagine that Asgore gets to baby sit Alphys and Undyne's unholy lesbian baby because it's a super cute idea but it would be a shame if normal boss monsters always die when their kids reach adulthood

Post the most cringest Undertale fan art you can find
It can be ANYTHING
Captcha:Stop Signs
Kek

>>152606537
A FISH RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE

>>152605996
Anyone have cry's flowergoat?

>>152606562
http://frickanon.tumblr.com

>>152606554
>tfw this will never happen to you

>>152606352
For fucks sake, why are you posting necrophilia? That poor human kid just died.

>>152606354
>but the flower hoodie is cute

No, stop that.

>looking for smut on e621
>find some mettasans where sans has a ecto-pooper for some reason
>Sans is too tight
>Mettaton tells him to suck it up and goes in harder than a T-90 in Chechnya
Why did I laugh at this? Porn isn't supposed to be funny.

>>152606320
> tfw this could be an interesting thing to talk about if it wasn't just cheap bait
Oh well

>>152606594
alright smartass hands where i can see em

>>152606320
>spends hundreds of years just chilling in his opulent palace while his people live in darkness
I think the currently accepted headcanon is about a hundred years from Chara to Frisk. Also, he lives in a rebuilt carbon-copy of Home. There's nothing opulent about it.

>perpetuates a lie about how he's going to save them all with a power he has no intention of using
He would have used it if he collected all the souls. Also, he did everything in his power to prevent anyone else for handling that responsibility, even if it meant his own life.

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Stop polluting the thread with lewd, you sick fucks.

>>152606659
t. chara dindu

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>>152606537
I really could use a fish right now fish right now fish right now

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>>152606554
>last panel
>"Aw man, I got turned into Asriel"
>"What an inconvenience, I'm mildly annoyed by this"

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>>152606631

>>152606673
why

More Chara lewds when?

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>>152606562
You got it senpai

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>>152606537
>>152606594
For you :^)

>>152606751
>a hundred years chara to frisk
but most people dont know what a human looks like. you'd think older people would recognize them but no. there hasnt been a human in a long time, way more than 100 years.

>>152606830
Because i said so.

>>152606829
I am almost sure I would react the same way.

"Fuck, now I need to get a shot"

>>152606562
>>>/reddit/

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>>152606776